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  1. So, what's her conclusion? on How Crackers View Themselves · · Score: -1
    I guess you'd have to read her actual dissertation to find out her conclusion. Among the things I didn't notice in the article were:

    * what she thinks society's view of hackers is

    * what she learned the hacker view of themselves is

    * what she concluded the differences were

    The article seemed to just describe some of the hackers she encountered, without giving their view of themselves.

  2. Creative recycling on the Titanic on Creative Recycling: Dumpster Diving · · Score: -1
    I work for SS Titanic Technologies, which is circling the drain and headed for oblivion with a bullet. I consider it my personal duty to loot^h^h^h^hliberate as much equipment and supplies as I can for donation to them what needs it.

    In the past, after a downsizing, I've seen the contents of ex-employee offices just emptied into trash bins: laptop bags, unopened software, laptop diskette drives, mice, manuals, office supplies, everything, just flushed. Easily hundreds of $$$ per person, turned into landfill.

    I consider waste like this to be sinful. Sure, I feel distinctly odd, sneaking around to rescue usable stuff, but what can I do? Elementary schools can use a dozen scissors, or rulers, or markers, or staplers, or boxes of pencils, or pads. Higher tech stuff can be sold on eBay, and the $$$ donated.

    What do you think? Am I wrong? I am technically guilty of theft. But I don't feel morally guilty. There should be some way to transfer unneeded material to those who would be only too glad to get it.

    Meanwhile, I'm saving up for bail.

  3. I hate to suggest it, but ... on Kazaa Launches Legitimacy Campaign · · Score: 0, Funny
    Maybe they should consider following Microsoft's brilliant example and offer rewards for those bad people who subvert a perfectly innocent system.

    Ouch! That hurts!

  4. Thank Heavens, They're Using Bluetooth... on Epson Creates Tiny Flying Robot · · Score: 0
    ...or it might have taken me forever to hack into their navigation and steal them all.

  5. The Physics Approach on Airspeed Velocity Of An Unladen Swallow · · Score: 0
    Assume the swallow is a sphere...

  6. Airline alert! on Hordes of the Underdark Goes Gold · · Score: 4, Funny
    I hope I manage to make it home for the holidays.

    I'd like to see graphs of rising game sales vs. plummeting airline ticket sales.

    Correlations, anyone?

  7. Oh, good! New security breach possibilities! on Microsoft to Launch MSN Music Service in 2004 · · Score: -1, Funny
    How long until we see buffer overflows causing Denial of Music Service or execution of arbitrary Backstreet Boys code?

    Eeeek!

  8. What a concept! on Qwest & Cablevision Launch VoIP Service · · Score: 1, Funny
    If you can't beat it, sell it.

  9. Spim, Spim, Spim, Spim ... on "Spim" is Latest Online Annoyance · · Score: -1
    It's clear that we need some kind of nomenclature here. I propose:

    Spam: unwanted Annoying message

    Spim: unwanted Instant messaging

    Spem: unwanted Email message

    Spom: Spam in Britain

    Spum: unwanted telephone Unit message

    Spym: unwanted Spyware interference

    Spwm: Spam in Wales

  10. This just in... on Israeli Super Drone Stolen · · Score: 0
    ... a squadron of tiny drone surveillance UAVs were sent in search of the helicopter. Mysteriously, these too disappeared.

    So, a whole platoon of drone robots was dispatched to find the UAVs. Strangely, these have vanished as well.

    Luckily, a legion of drone cockroaches was unleashed to locate the robots. Oddly, there's been no word from them since they were dispatched.

    A swarm of aerial drone nanobots was assigned to track down the cockroaches. They too are missing.

    Word now comes that they have all claimed possession of Antarctica (now renamed Dronania), have declared their sovereignty, and applied for admission to the UN.

    Film at eleven.

  11. Trade-offs on Sony Music Testing New Copy Protection · · Score: 1
    There are always trade-offs in a transaction: I lose money, but gain something I value. This seems to be a new level of trade-off.

    The old level was, "I lose money but I gain music, and there's no other way to get the music, so oh well."

    The most recent trade-off was, "I don't lose any money, but I have this nagging feeling that I'm depriving the artist of the compensation they deserve, plus it's illegal, so oh well."

    This new level seems to be, "It ain't free, but I'm getting something extra for my money than I could get by just downloading it (so far), so oh well."

    What level of trade-off are you comfortable with? And what level of trade-off can manufacturers impose? At some point, the two sides have to meet.

  12. Hey, they forgot ... on The Best of What's New From Popular Science · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...Viagra-flavored HGH that refinances your home in a Nigerian pop-up!

    Still, can't wait to get me one of them home defibrillators! Hoo-ee! Fun times tonight!

  13. Gosh, we're brave... on Total Lunar Eclipse Tonight · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...courageously shielding the moon by blocking all them solar flares with our planet!

    Three cheers for Earth!

  14. Re:Netcraft confirms it! on What the Candidates are Running · · Score: 0

    I think it was Eisenhower who first pronounced it "nucular", and it's kind of been a tradition ever since.

  15. I need some help with my form... on Microsoft CA Settlement Claim Forms Hit Mailboxes · · Score: 4, Funny
    Some of the questions on the form to get my money have me perplexed. Any help?

    37: Mother's father's mother's father's mother's maiden name______________

    193: Last digit in decimal expansion of pi___

    7.92x10^14: Meaning of life_

  16. Morlocks unite! on Sun Produces Strongest Flare Ever Recorded · · Score: 1, Funny
    I say we get underground for the next million years or so until this blows over. My personal plans include:

    * evolving night vision

    * digging an extensive system of tunnels underneath all Wendy's locations

    * building a large metal Sphinx-like thing that wails periodically

    * keeping an eye out for Weena

    Who's in?

  17. good thing/bad thing on Will A Price War Run VoIP Out of Business? · · Score: 0
    To me, lower prices sound like a GOOD THING.

    But if a company can't sustain their lower prices, they'll go out of business, which is a BAD THING.

    Although, if enough go out of business, the remainder will have more customers and make more money, which is a GOOD THING.

    Of course, if there's too little competition, they'll raise prices, which is a BAD THING.

    Still, they can't raise them more than ordinary phone rates, which is a GOOD THING.

    I've lost count, but I think this is a GOOD THING.

  18. Re:Ironic timing, considering these security conce on Compiere on Postgres/MySQL · · Score: 0

    Actually, I could use a better news feed. I did only get a notice of them this week. What would you suggest?

  19. Who says ... on When a PDA is better than a GBA for Gaming · · Score: 0
    you have to pick only one?

    Life is short. Get the PDA, the PC, the PS2. Heck, get anything that starts with P.

  20. What kind of world do we live in ... on Netcraft Claims Apache Now Runs 2/3rds Of The Web · · Score: 1, Funny
    ... when a free, stable web server beats out a buggy, not-secure web server from a software monopoly?

    Kids today.

  21. Ironic timing, considering these security concerns on Compiere on Postgres/MySQL · · Score: 0
  22. Amazing! on SeattleWireless TV Broadcasts Again · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wireless TV! What will they think of next? Perhaps wireless radio!

  23. ?Q: I work for a company with three letters. ? on Linus Holds Forth On the Future of Linux · · Score: 1

    > Q: I work for a company with three letters. Name one without.