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"Spim" is Latest Online Annoyance

Pcol writes "The Washington Post reports that 'Spim,' as people are beginning to call unsolicited instant messages, is the latest sign that online marketers will seek to take advantage of other communication tools, not limiting themselves to spam or pop-up ads. The good news is that it's not easy for spimmers to send unsolicited instant messages. Instant message providers like AOL, Microsoft and Yahoo have a lot of control over their instant message networks, and since they look at their IM offerings as gateway services that help draw customers in to their paid Internet offerings, these firms are already committing resources to making sure the spim problem never reaches the same scale as spam." Even without the providers assistance, many people who use IM systems are smart enough to limit incoming messages to those from their buddy lists. Still, there must be enough of a success rate to move spimmers to continue messaging users.

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  1. This has been going on for years by Metasquares · · Score: 4, Informative

    Remember those weblinks you used to get from strangers on ICQ? This is hardly a new and emerging trend.

    1. Re:This has been going on for years by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      and on irc since god knows when.

      don't get them too much on ircnet though(i stay away from all date/sex/wanabee whatever channels though).

      but when i'm doing quick visits to other networks.. it's more of a rule to get some stupid "hey come check my blog *tsihihihi*" message. mostly they're pathetic..

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    2. Re:This has been going on for years by garcia · · Score: 3, Informative

      it also happens when you show your personal information to anyone on the service. Disable that option (on AIM) and they don't find you.

      Better option yet... Don't let anyone contact you that isn't on your list. If they can't search for you in the first place it won't matter if they can't contact you if they happen across your AIM screen name.

    3. Re:This has been going on for years by stilwebm · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ICQ made it slightly easier than other Instant Messaging clients. All you had to do was send a message to UIN's, starting at perhaps 1000 and working up to 10000000 and beyond. Spread it out over several IPs and several days and it's harder to notice. With AIM, Yahoo and MSN, you have to try alphanumerical combinations, increasing the number of possible combinations. I first noticed ICQ spam when installing an early version of LICQ (late 1997 or early 1998 I believe) and telling it to reject messages from users not on my contact list, then checking the logs for rejected messages. The log file grew several kilobytes per week. Windows versions at the time did not log rejected messages.

      Of course they were almost 100% adult sites, mostly people saying "Hi I'm Lolita from Moscow U."

    4. Re:This has been going on for years by wed128 · · Score: 1

      I actually haven't had any `spim` since ICQ was the only game in town, like 8 years ago...aol has been fine, anyway...

    5. Re:This has been going on for years by computechnica · · Score: 1

      You mean those messages from Hot Young Russian Slutz where advertising. Oh My.

      Seriously though that was one of the reasons I deleted ICQ a few years ago.

    6. Re:This has been going on for years by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      not limiting themselves to spam or pop-up ads

      Did anything seriously thought they would? This is hilarious.

    7. Re:This has been going on for years by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      I haven't gotten any "spim" (nice word!) since I switched to Linux and started using Kopete and later Gaim. I guess the defaults just ignore anyone not on your buddy list--makes sense.

      I'm just waiting for ICQ authorization spam, though. With ICQ you send a "greeting" message in your authorization, presumably so you can tell the other person, "I'm Tom, authorize me please!" since the ICQ number itself is pretty cryptic. How long will it be before spammers start sending authorization messages that have their spam embedded in the initial authorization request? Or have they already started? I for one haven't received any ICQ authorization spam.

    8. Re:This has been going on for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ICQ authorization was so silly, though. It was all client-based, you could edit the contact-list file and bypass authorization entirely.

    9. Re:This has been going on for years by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

      Just wait.. one of these days you will Fire up your IM to see 99,000 requests for authorization from spammers.

      They just have no fear...

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    10. Re:This has been going on for years by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      I always thought it would be a good idea for spammers to find people using MSN. Then you get their email address, and you know it's valid. Then again, I'm not evil, so I wasn't inclined to try it.

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  2. SPIM by kelceylehrich · · Score: 3, Funny

    But there isn't a hated semi-meat food called spim. The cultural connotation won't be enough for people to hate it. We should call it pork-rhinds.

    1. Re:SPIM by DrEldarion · · Score: 3, Funny

      I worked at a grocery store for 7 years, and I can tell you that neither spam nor pork-rinds were hated. You'd be VERY surprised at how often they both went through the line. These weren't people who could only afford spam, either, this was in upper-middle-class suburbia.

    2. Re:SPIM by Hettch · · Score: 1, Funny

      I would agree, i do not hate spam in the least. And plus, its always fun bringing spam to the lunch table and people freaking out over it. Fried spam is a lovely thing.

    3. Re:SPIM by mattkinabrewmindspri · · Score: 1

      Liver and Onions, maybe?

    4. Re:SPIM by glitch! · · Score: 1

      Fried spam is a lovely thing.

      I think the proper term for cooking SPAM is "cauterize".

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    5. Re:SPIM by nightsweat · · Score: 1
      "SPIM" the word (and the thing itself) is an abomination.

      I will not be using this horrid construct.

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    6. Re:SPIM by danielsfca2 · · Score: 1

      I'll second that. I love Spam the Meat!!

      Spammers and such should campaign to get their spam/spim retitled "bacon." Who wouldn't love to get lots of "bacon" in their inbox?

      It'd be more humorous, too: "Bacon filters" "Bacon Assassin" "Fax Bacon" "BacIM" "Bacon Complaints" /me goes off to eat some bacon

  3. this is your chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    write a program that automatically configures im clients to only accept incoming messages from the buddy list and sell it for 100$!

    problem is, i'll bet someone will actually do that...

    1. Re:this is your chance by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      ..... and be sure to promote it heavily, by sending lots of instant messages!

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    2. Re:this is your chance by joeykiller · · Score: 1

      Isn't this the default behavior of MSN Messenger? I never received a "spim" on Messenger, but I get dozens on ICQ every week.

    3. Re:this is your chance by Burlynerd · · Score: 1

      Other than the price, that sounds a bit like Zone Labs' new semi-worthless product "IMSecure" BN

    4. Re:this is your chance by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

      Yeah sure. And in 24 hours it'll be on Kazaa. :)

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    5. Re:this is your chance by Quixotic+Raindrop · · Score: 1

      Actually, this might be your chance to patent software! Yes, you too can be your own Jeff Bozo, and patent an obvious software algorithm with tons of prior art!

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  4. Terrible, Terrible Name by illuminata · · Score: 1

    Now when you tell people that you have spim on your computer, they'll think that you have a speech impediment and look at too much porn.

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  5. Has anyone else noticed... by PipianJ · · Score: 1

    In the past few weeks, that the amount of "spim" on AIM has practically gone from 0 to 5 or 6 a day? Or did they only just find my AIM name?

    1. Re:Has anyone else noticed... by Doomrat · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Has anyone else noticed... by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      I have had a handful of spims over the years (I always just reject receipt of the message if I don't know the sender) but nothing in at least 6 months.

    3. Re:Has anyone else noticed... by rasjani · · Score: 1

      I have ICQ/Messenger/Yahoo at work when at the office and past month, i've been getting 2-3 "spims" from yahoo network.

      It allways starts with a smiley, and it usually stops to that also unless the user receiving the "spim" is "stupid" enough to write a reply.

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    4. Re:Has anyone else noticed... by Uart · · Score: 1

      I second your "yes" and raise you a "you're darn tootin'"

      Also, I was very dissapointed with your link.

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    5. Re:Has anyone else noticed... by Bobulusman · · Score: 1

      I'm logged into AIM for several hours a day, and I still have yet to get a single "spim". Maybe it's because I have a long and unique username.

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    6. Re:Has anyone else noticed... by dougmc · · Score: 1
      They must have just found your AIM name ...

      I've been getting spam (spim? No thanks. I'll just call it spam.) on AIM for many months now, from random names. Who's messaged me in the last 24 hours?

      kortney543210516
      camille321069423
      gaymuth173
      redtammi013765
      thelma5432103242
      susanroberto24
      poptammi02238
      ginny43210124882
      redtammi04473
      christina2107426
      rpotammi06529
      remtammi081088
      rpotammi111076
      camillelankford
      skitammi0867
      kathryn2434
      jayme1038
      skitammi07469
      grace65432102684
      ginny65432109380
      louise2482
      jv45n011365
      svdvg3a60
      louise1441

      and that's pretty typical. I've sent lists and detailed logs to AOL (after all, they should be able to find these usernames very quickly, see where they logged in from and stop them at the source, or at least rate limit that ISP much more than they do so now) but so far they've totally ignored all the emails I've sent (or at least they've not told me that they did anything about it.)

      It's sad, but I'm finding the need to write filters for my AIM client (gaim.) If a message comes in, they're not in my buddy list, and they have a web site link in the message, and the name `appears' random-ish (that last one might be hard to automate) -- warn and block. Perhaps somebody else has already done this? :)

    7. Re:Has anyone else noticed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I contacted AOL about it when I lived with my parents and had AOL as an ISP. They told me that the traffic was from people using AIM, not AOL, and therefore they were not subject to AOL rules of conduct.

      Translation: If you have AIM, you can do whatever the fuck you want to, and AOL doesn't give a rat's ass.

    8. Re:Has anyone else noticed... by ahdeoz · · Score: 0

      I say give tammi a chance.

    9. Re:Has anyone else noticed... by Pooua · · Score: 1
      In the past few weeks, that the amount of "spim" on AIM has practically gone from 0 to 5 or 6 a day? Or did they only just find my AIM name?

      They just found your name.

      I have an AOL account, which I usually only visit for a few minutes a day (I use other providers for my actual Internet access). For the last year or two, I've been getting "spim" when I am online. This is what AOL is designed to do.

      You see, AOL sells itself as a community, and part of that community is being able to meet new people. I have an online profile that I wrote about 6 years ago, and a few people became my friends through that. But, over time, people with commercial interests began to use AOL's chat, the same way they use AOL's e-mail.

      I happened to be on AOL yesterday around 0200, reading my AOL e-mail. As I might have predicted, my reflection was interupted by yet another "woman" offering me naughty pictures if I click on a provided link. The person sending me the spim is not on AOL. I get 1 or 2 of these every hour, and most or all of them are from people who are not on AOL. I simply hit the "Ignore" button and return to what I was doing. My only other option to get rid of them would be to turn off my IM completely, which I don't want to do.

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  6. Spim? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some new buzzword? lets have a study eh.

    Seriously, had it 2 or 3 times and spam is inifinitely more annoying, esp since some spammers are getting more devious in their trickery.

    (e.g. European commission members are being sent spam with reply addresses forged to be other members of the Commission. Means that instead of using the email or subject line to discount spam you actually have to check the message. Pain in the arse)

  7. Re:Bayesian filters on conversation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you had those ones where it is a bot pretending to be some hot chick? And at the end she tells you to come to 'her' porn site?

    I don't see how that is going to get caught by a filter as it could easily fool anyone. Unless you want the filter to flirt out everyone who flirts with you too!

  8. Locating Spimmers by cronot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wouldn't the nature of Spim (Spam via IM) make it easier for the Spammers to be located? Or could they just use a spoofed address anyway?

    1. Re:Locating Spimmers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you dont have to.

      simply make a reactor, a IM account that is not used and trigger a program to DDOS attack any machine that IM's it.

      we have one in the cable headend that triggers 4 other machines to send 1000+ winpopup messages to every address that sends one to it.

      works great.

    2. Re:Locating Spimmers by AVee · · Score: 1

      Given the amount of spam comming in through trojanized or badly configured systems, I guess the same will happen with spim. Its just to easy to use somebody elses resources, no difference for email or im.

  9. It'll never be a real problem because... by Space+cowboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... it's obviously in someone's best financial interests to make sure it's not a problem, and they have the means to ensure it - if only it were the same with email...

    Simon

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    1. Re:It'll never be a real problem because... by chumpieboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd say there are many corporations that have a financial interest in stopping email spam.

      In actuality, the big three IM companies have the luxury of developing their own protocols and applications, and to have the opportunity to make changes to their own code and specs to stop SPIM.

      Nothing short of a massive rewrite of the RFCs *and* mass migration to new MTAs compliant with the new RFCs will accomplish the same for SMTP.

    2. Re:It'll never be a real problem because... by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

      Which is why I said 'have the ability to' as well as 'have the incentive to'...

      Simon.

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    3. Re:It'll never be a real problem because... by znu · · Score: 1

      In actuality, the big three IM companies have the luxury of developing their own protocols and applications, and to have the opportunity to make changes to their own code and specs to stop SPIM.

      This will be used as a new excuse to lock third-party clients out of the IM networks. Just wait.

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    4. Re:It'll never be a real problem because... by TomV · · Score: 1

      There's a big difference between 'excuse' and 'justification', and this case seems to shade more towardsthe 'justification' end of the spectrum rather than 'excuse' - it's a real problem which needs to be fixed.

    5. Re:It'll never be a real problem because... by ahdeoz · · Score: 0

      You can't stop spam with a new RFC. SMTP isn't the problem. You can already refuse to receive email from anyone you don't want. The problem is, most of us don't have a definitive list of everyone we will ever want to receive email from. Whatever new authentication scheme you throw on top of a mail protocol is still subject to the same weaknesses both above and below the transport level. Addresses will still be spoofed, servers will still be hacked, messages will still get by filters, and clients will still be 0wnz0r3d!

  10. hrmm by acehole · · Score: 2, Funny

    So uhm, what's your icq/msn/aim/yahoo!/jabber numbers?

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  11. Unfortunate name choice by yerricde · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I thought "SPIM" was a PC program that simulates a generic MIPS architecture processor, used in computer architecture courses in computer science and computer engineering curricula.

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    1. Re:Unfortunate name choice by forged · · Score: 1

      Plus it's a really lousy name. What were they thinking ?

    2. Re:Unfortunate name choice by morgus+morphus · · Score: 1

      and in the lab that I'm working in we're calling our internal simulator that is sort of similar to spim "spam". What goes around comes around, I guess ;)

    3. Re:Unfortunate name choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The interface for spim is pretty poor :(

    4. Re:Unfortunate name choice by offpath3 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm really not looking forward to telling the students in the compilers class I TA that they have to use the Latest Online Annoyance to test their codegen. =)

    5. Re:Unfortunate name choice by M$Marketing · · Score: 0

      I find that the IT world isn't very creative in coming up with new acronyms & names.

      IP = Internet protocal address
      IP = intellectual property
      IP = Internet protocal
      IP = Internet provider [I have actually seen this used, whether or not it is correct]

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    6. Re:Unfortunate name choice by mcc · · Score: 1

      Plus it's a really lousy name. What were they thinking ?

      "Spim" is "MIPS" spelled backward..

      This is actually a rediculously appropriate name, since the MIPS architecture comes in both little-endian and big-endian versions, and the Spim people, rather than choosing to represent this in their emulator or offer some sort of switch or option, simply decided that the Spim program would blindly follow whatever the endianness convention is of the computer it is being run on at any given moment.

      In other words, if you take a Spim assembly program you wrote on the Sparc Solaris server, and you download it to an x86 Windows machine and run it in Spim there, "MIPS spelled backward" is EXACTLY what you will get...

    7. Re:Unfortunate name choice by GrimReality · · Score: 1
      The interface for spim is pretty poor :(

      Actually, the interface for spim with X (xspim) is pretty intuitive and neat (unless you expect it to behave like a Windows program, because it behave like a plain vanilla X-program). The Windows version, has a very good interface and behaves like a Windows program. And for those without X, there is a commandline version.

      I have only used two educational processor simulators, Antanokas' emu68k (for the Motorola 68000 processor) and Spim ('SPIM' is MIPS spelled backwards).

      Spim has a much better interface that emu68k (which only has a commandline interface).

      Furthermore, spim runs on almost any unix (with and without X) and Windows (with a decent GUI interface).

      And the source for Spim is available.

      There is even a Debian package for spim.

      GrimReality,
      2003-11-14 16:46:35 UTC (2003-11-14 11:46:35 EST)

    8. Re:Unfortunate name choice by jaysones · · Score: 1

      And I thought spam was a meat product. Learn something new every day, huh?

    9. Re:Unfortunate name choice by eyeye · · Score: 1

      Thought up by retards, like "bluejacking" was.

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    10. Re:Unfortunate name choice by shadowcabbit · · Score: 1

      One day in Computer Architecture class, the professor announced the name of the program we're going to be using for our introduction to assembly. About ten seconds later, Matt D. shouts out in his best old-crone voice, "But I don't like SPIM!" The other four of us in the crew started immediately chanting "SPIM, SPIM, SPIM, SPIM..."

      True story.

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    11. Re:Unfortunate name choice by Daniel · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's an old non-networked annoyance, not a new networked annoyance :-)

      Daniel

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    12. Re:Unfortunate name choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish there was an Emacs interface or something though to let you step through code.

    13. Re:Unfortunate name choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a PC program, a portable program that runs on just about any system.

      I've used it on all sorts of Unix workstations.

  12. ASL ? by savuporo · · Score: 1

    This new "Spim" has been there since first ICQ installment. ASL anyone ?

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    1. Re:ASL ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Surely it can only have been there since the second person got ICQ?

    2. Re:ASL ? by M$Marketing · · Score: 0
      Surely it can only have been there since the second person got ICQ?
      Yeah, the 1st guy asked the 2nd guy to try it out with him.

      1st: Hello?
      2nd: HI FRIEND! GOT MORTGAGE PROBLEMS?? I USED TO AS WELL, UNTIL I FOUND THIS GREAT DEAL. I'LL MEET YOU IN YOUR OFFICE TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT!!!
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  13. Light on details by mr100percent · · Score: 4, Interesting
    This article is pretty light on details. Where do they get your screen name? (I guess handle is out of fashion) Chat rooms I imagine, but has every spimmed person been in a chat room at some point? Or does everyone fill in their name in their UBB forum profiles?

    AOL/AIM seems to have it worst, lots and lots of porn spims. Never had a problem with Yahoo but I remember a /. story about spam on MSN.

    Wouldn't it be harder to spam on MSN and Yahoo? Don't they crack down on unauthorized clients, while AIM has the open-source TOC protocol?

    1. Re:Light on details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      This is the Window's messenger service, which shouldn't be confused with Window's or MSN Messenger.

    2. Re:Light on details by diersing · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they did crack down. But within a day, a workaround was found.

    3. Re:Light on details by peter_gzowski · · Score: 2, Informative

      Where do they get your screen name?

      I'm assuming with ICQ they just run through all numbers from about 5 digits to 9 digits (or whatever ICQ's up to these days). With MSN IM most people use their hotmail address as identifier (because you don't have to go through the process of registering another email with MSN, IIRC). Hotmail addresses are easily obtained, through a variety of methods (guessed, harvested, purchased...). I'm not sure how hard it is to obtain AIM or Yahoo screen names. I don't think it has to do with the protocol being open or not, though. I think the people at Trillian and Gaim have basically opened all the protocols. I think the "spim"ers aren't using protocol exploits (although I could be wrong), I think they're just obtaining screen names.

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    4. Re:Light on details by AbbyNormal · · Score: 1

      The next section of the article (page 2), if you read at the bottom they mentioned "dictionary attacks". I'm sure it is very easy to do, as there are tons of PHP and PERL modules out there that allow you to connect to a variety of chat protocols....all you need is valid login account.

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    5. Re:Light on details by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      I can't remembber ever getting 'spim' on AIM or Yahoo. ICQ is by far the greatest offender, for years Mirbalis (and then AOL) had NO means whatsoever of ever reporting system abuse like mass messaging

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    6. Re:Light on details by znu · · Score: 1

      I don't know about other networks, but by default AIM lets you look up someone's screen name based on their e-mail address. I'd imagine they're just going though their address lists and checking for screen names for each.

      I never got spim before last week, and then I started getting five or six a day. I've since changed my screen name, and set my preferences so that it can't be looked up by e-mail address. Hopefully they won't be able to find me again.

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    7. Re:Light on details by Wintensis · · Score: 2, Informative


      Yahoo has it's 'user directory' - which you can opt out of.

      However, the biggest offense on Yahoo is the 'chat rooms'. I can't count know how many times that 'marketing bots' have wandered into one of the totally innocous chat rooms and spew 'porn-o-matic' messages into the room (complete with links) and vanished.

      I also suspect that the 'spam bots' on yahoo chat rooms do 'profile lookups' of people in the rooms they see and do an email harvest.

      It's not a hard fix to get rid of - but it has to be done by Yahoo. Messenger has an 'ignore feature, and if you had an option to 'auto ignore' anyone who spoke a URL aloud (ok, you MIGHT get real people too - but how often do YOU state URLs in casual convertaion. Maybe a bad question to ask /.'ers ;> ).

      However, Yahoo provides a free service - so there is no real incentive to fix it. There a few 'third party' proxy programs that allow you SOME of this added functionality. Perhaps such anti-spim features will be in an 'upgraded' pay service :p

    8. Re:Light on details by segphault · · Score: 1

      I'm not entirely sure about Yahoo, but I know that Microsoft has published excessively complete documentation describing the MSN protocol, and based on this, there are a number of open source implementations of MSN client. Even if a messaging service cracks down on 'unauthorized' clients, the protocols are still known to the extent necessary to provide the public with a high quality open source client that encompasses all the widely used protocols: Gaim

      As to acquisition of screen names, it occurs to me that a purely alphanumeric string without a consistent, identifiable structure would be rather hard to glean from web content. An email address x@x.com can be scanned with a simple regular expression, but acquiring aim screen names would be difficult unless a particular type of bulliten board always displays users screen names in the same place, in the same way, or something to that effect.

    9. Re:Light on details by arantius · · Score: 1

      I've gotten lots of SPIM through ICQ.
      I've never gotten one through AIM. And that's with having AIM on almost 24/7 for four years of college, and quite a bit since then. I don't do any of that chat room jazz.
      Make your own conclusions.

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  14. Re:Bayesian filters on conversation by wackybrit · · Score: 1

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  15. Spim? spim! where's the monty python refreence by JamesD_UK · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, there's AOL messenger and Yahoo! messenger; AOL messenger MSN messenger and Yahoo! messenger; AOL messenger and spim; AOL messenger Yahoo! messenger and spim; AOL messenger Yahoo! messenger MSN messenger and spim; spim Yahoo! messenger MSN messenger and spim; spim AOL messenger spim spim Yahoo! messenger and spim; spim MSN messenger spim spim Yahoo! messenger spim tomato and spim; spim spim spim AOL messenger and spim; spim spim spim spim spim spim baked IRC spim spim spim......or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried AOL messenger on top and spim...... Well, there's spim AOL messenger MSN messenger and spim, that's not got much spim in it.

    I don't want ANY spim! Seriously though, since when was this news? I remember receiving spam^H^Him years ago in ICQ.
  16. corepirate nazi felons waNT you all to themselves? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there's only won varIEty of solicitation left to consider?

    there can be only won?

    yOUR eyelids are getting heavIE. now repeat as often as kneaded: i will do as i'm tolled, i do not need to think about IT, that's already been dumb for me.

  17. SPAM by any other name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    is still Shit Packed Around Mucus(SPAM). Not news, just another thing that must be legislated out of existance. Outlaw companies that sell product advertised through these methods. The Spammers will die off. Simple, easy, they have brick and mortar assets that can be seized.

    1. Re:SPAM by any other name by shockwav1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yea, that's great until you start getting competitors DoS'ing each other... ie. Microsoft hires a spammer to send out spam advertising Sun's products. All of a sudden you've got innocent companies getting sued and/or shut down for the actions of a third party.

  18. whitelists suck by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    I seriously would like to know how the hell you people manage to communicate. Do you just hope that the person you're talking to doesnt have a whitelist, or have you graduated beyond IM & Email and started using limitted ESP to at least begin the authentication ritual telling you to add someone to a whitelist?

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  19. Easy to block spim when I'm on the computer but... by Pepp7 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... my aol IM get forwarded to my phone when I'm not online. That's when it gets really annoying... Anyone know a way to stop this?

  20. ICQ? by Dunarie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jeeze, anyone that has left ICQ running for more than an hour has gotten "spim", since the "spimmers" can do just like telemarketers do, and go through the numbers untill they get someone. I remember getting a really 'sexy' spim message one time while I was away, my dad nearlly grounded me thinking it was someone I knew that I cybered with. :(

    1. Re:ICQ? by moonbender · · Score: 1

      I've been using ICQ for years, I get 1 "spim" per month, max. So, basically, none at all. Maybe being invisible most of the time helps.

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    2. Re:ICQ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The _really_ scary part here is that you have such a dominant father that he actually borthers about such things?

      You are most likely from the US. I feel pity on you...

  21. Meh, relatively easy to get around. by DrEldarion · · Score: 5, Informative

    I have AIM set to only allow people on my buddy list to contact me. If you're not on it, to you it looks like I'm offline. Not possible to get "spim" this way, unless it's one of my friends sending it.

    The only problem comes when someone that's NOT on my buddy list wants to talk to me. Usually it's not a big deal, they can just e-mail me and I'll add them to the list later. It is somewhat inconvenient, but better than getting 10 IMs a day telling me to go to porn sites.

    There's a middle ground, which is asking for your authorization before it shows the IM window, but I never found this to help - it was always too tempting just to click the "see message" button to see what they were sending me. So that didn't really help much.

    1. Re:Meh, relatively easy to get around. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There should be a feature that if you aren't on a person's buddy list it prompts you with a question. It can be something simple but something that someone who only knows you by a screenname wouldn't know, like "What is my first name?" If it's answered correctly, IMing would be allowed to proceed as normal. That way, random spimers can't IM you, but people who otherwise know you and aren't on your buddy list can be allowed through.

    2. Re:Meh, relatively easy to get around. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's brilliant. Write AOL and ask for it!

    3. Re:Meh, relatively easy to get around. by gvonk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      See, what I prefer is the Trillian plugin I've got that offers a challenge/response for anyone not on my buddy list, and it is completely customizable.

      Mine just says "What is my first name?"
      If they get it correct, they can send me a message. Wrong, and they can't... Pretty simple.

      Now, if someone does a dictionary attack on me and brute-forces their way to my name, I'm in trouble...

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    4. Re:Meh, relatively easy to get around. by Talinom · · Score: 1

      Buyviagra@spamsite.web
      would like to chat with you. Accept [Y/N]?

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    5. Re:Meh, relatively easy to get around. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, I have people not on my buddy list contact me every couple weeks, but I've only had one "spim" in years and years of using AIM. Doesn't seem worth it to block them out just to block that one spim.

    6. Re:Meh, relatively easy to get around. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is one more option in the middle ground: When you set your profile in AIM, uncheck the "Allow people to search for me" box. I do not get spim this way, but it does allow new people to IM you (people you gave your screenname to but didn't add to your list yet, etc.) I suppose it could leave you open to dictionary attacks, but it seems that the spimmers are using the AIM search facility because I've received NONE since I changed that option 2 years ago.

    7. Re:Meh, relatively easy to get around. by BTWR · · Score: 1

      Wow. That's brilliant (I'm not joking here - simple solution to a regular problem)! Seriously! Anyone know if such a plugin exists for AIM?

    8. Re:Meh, relatively easy to get around. by AnyoneEB · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem with auto-replies is that someone that's trying to be annoying can make lots of screen names and warn you to 100% when are you at your computer.

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  22. hmmm by jesperht · · Score: 1

    hasnt this problem always been around? I started pretty early with icq (7 numbers), and remember getting porn spim all the time.

  23. i posted this a long time ago... by yipyow · · Score: 1

    ...on my site. i was covering msn im spam, which is easy for spammers because they already have my hotmail address. i also hadn't given it the clever (yet somewhat awkward) moniker 'spim'. i didn't mention that all i had to do to stop getting it was to only accept messages from msn users on my buddy list, a measure that could possibly prevent me from getting messages from real users not already on my list whom i might actually want to talk to.

  24. User reporting by Aneurysm · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Last year I had a lot of spam from users on AIM, it stopped after a while, but I got a few a day for a few weeks, before it tailed off. I haven't had an unsolicited message now for over a year. The point was that the ignore lists didn't work, because although it was presumably the same spammer, or group of spammers, the screen name was never the same twice. I think what programs like AIM need is a one click button, that marks the person as a spimmer. If say 5 or 10 DIFFERENT people mark the same user they could be marked as a spimmer, and AIM could be set up to automatically ignore IM's from spimmers. Very similar to the warning level, but subtely different, because the warning level controls the spimmmers send rate, whereas this method puts the control in the hands of the people on the recieving end. You could also allow people to alter the spimmer level they accept messages from.

    1. Re:User reporting by leerpm · · Score: 1

      MSN prevents this. In order to send messages to someone, you need to be on their list. Otherwise you have to send a request to them, asking permission to do so. I used to get lots of Icq 'spim', but have never had a problem on MSN.

    2. Re:User reporting by Aneurysm · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this is true. I use MSN and AIM, and MSN is very good about this, however AIM is not so good, it usually let's anyone e-mail you out of the blue, unless you set it up to only allow people from your buddy list to contact you

    3. Re:User reporting by rocket97 · · Score: 1

      If say 5 or 10 DIFFERENT people mark the same user they could be marked as a spimmer, and AIM could be set up to automatically ignore IM's from spimmers.

      I have been an AOL beta tester for many years. (I know I know but my parents refuse to leave AOL so I "barrowed" one of the screen names to use free for me incase my ISP goes down). Anyway tangent aside... I have been constantly asking them (AOL) to set-up a feature like this. But everytime I bring it up they just keep ignoring it. Maybe if more people complain to these messenger services then maybe some action will be taken.

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    4. Re:User reporting by arantius · · Score: 1

      First, let's assume that the general public will actually click the warn button. (Note this is likely a bold assumption.)
      After N, let's say 10, warnings after 100% warn level, the minimum delay to send the next message will grow exponentially with each warning, after 20 people it should take a day's wait.
      Record the IP used that received these warnings, and it's wait period. Apply this wait period to applying for a new account to that IP. Also, implement a 1 application per IP per hour limit.

      Holes, flaws?

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  25. Stopping sp(a || i)mmers... by AVee · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Email spam is getting filtered and blocked more and more by email users and ISP's. Gives a lot of hassle. This makes email more and more a ineffective medium for spammer. The people that don't have their email filtered are switching to IM because the anount of spam they get with email.
    It's sad, but just logical that spammers will switch to IM. We should stop trying to stop spammers by technological means, they will find ways around it or we will end op with a hardly usable messaging system. What we should do is find ways of taking the profit away from them. Either by educating people not to by spamvertized products, by sueing their ass off or just 'SlashDot' them in some dark alley. As long as it possible to make profit from spam ther will be spammers...

    1. Re:Stopping sp(a || i)mmers... by gowen · · Score: 1
      We should stop trying to stop spammers by technological means
      We should just trick 'em. Tell them that simply everyone is using ICQ and IRC. Let the spammers switch their efforts to those media, and then we'll all secretly go back to using email.
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    2. Re:Stopping sp(a || i)mmers... by Dmtalon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What we should do is find ways of taking the profit away from them. Either by educating people not to by spamvertized products, by sueing their ass off or just 'SlashDot' them in some dark alley. As long as it possible to make profit from spam ther will be spammers...


      This is what I've been preaching for a while to anyone that will listen. Spamming is around for one reason, and one reason only. "It works" How do we stop it, simple... We break it.

    3. Re:Stopping sp(a || i)mmers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I support a death penalty for spammers.

      If this seems extreme, consider that I would prefer that spammers were tortured first, before being killed. We should also kill their spouses and offspring (if any) just in case anyone wants to carry on the family tradition of spamming.

      From my perspective, a simple death penalty would actually be too lenient and humane.

    4. Re:Stopping sp(a || i)mmers... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "How do we stop it, simple... We break it."

      Okay. It's friday, my evening's available. Let's go break it!

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    5. Re:Stopping sp(a || i)mmers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay. It's friday, my evening's available. Let's go break it!

      Yes, but which bone on which sp?mer do we start with?

      Finger bone's connected to the wrist bone...

    6. Re:Stopping sp(a || i)mmers... by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

      Well on one note... Failure to fix SMTP so it can't be so easily used as a spam mechanism is forcing people away from email to IM... Thats not that bad.. IM systems can take more measures to prevent spam than traditional email can..

      Since there is a "centralized" body that writes and maintains IM systems that is not dependant on RFC standards set well over 2 decades ago before spam was rampant.. They can adapt more agressively to spammers.. Email is dying a fast death due to email... and its because no-one can update SMTP (effectivly breaking it) and forcing everyone to upgrade. Where in the IM world.. they do not have those restrictions..

      Hopefully soon we will see a IM system take the lead to comepletely replace the need for Email with proper safeguards to prevent spam from forcing death apon it.

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  26. when will they start putting spam in our dreams... by inf0c0m · · Score: 1

    ala futurama style.

    everybody has to have a pair of lightspeed briefs, i know i wear mine proudly.

  27. Whats next? by the+real+darkskye · · Score: 1

    Oh no! People are SPIMming by instant messenger now? What's next spam on IRC?
    Look out the SPICERS (SPam on Internet Chat) are comming!

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    1. Re:Whats next? by inf0c0m · · Score: 1

      you already do get some, certain channels have 'spam bots'

  28. buddIE lists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fair enough? just slip on those bullinders, & forget about those who are non-compliant to the payper liesense corepirate nazis' scammage? you'll never miss anything/much?

  29. Other unwanted forms of avertising by dgenr8 · · Score: 5, Funny


    SHAM = Commercial messages delivered via amateur radio
    SPANK = Commercial TV in the classroom
    SPUD = Commercial crop circles, especially in potato fields
    SPELUNK = Advertisements on cave walls

    1. Re:Other unwanted forms of avertising by Cryp2Nite · · Score: 1, Funny

      SLAM: Derogatory advertising.
      SCAM: Untruthful advertising.
      SPIT: In-your-face advertising.
      SPIN: Political Advertising.
      SPIL: Waste Advertising.
      SPUTNIK: Orbital advertising.
      SPIDER: Stalking ads.
      SPONGE: Soft and wet adverting.
      SPRING: Seasonal Advertising.

    2. Re:Other unwanted forms of avertising by jejones · · Score: 1

      There should be "splog" for blog spamming. Evidently some folks have turned off blog comment features because of spammers. (Guestbooks also tend to accumulate the equivalent of graffiti, so if they haven't already been targeted by spammers, I'm sure they will be shortly.)

    3. Re:Other unwanted forms of avertising by T-Ranger · · Score: 1

      SPLOOGE... Commercial messages delivered via 'genetic material'.

    4. Re:Other unwanted forms of avertising by JourneymanMereel · · Score: 1

      Yep. It really sucks, but I'm one of those who has turned off the comment feature of my blog software :(. The signal to noise ratio was just too obsurd.

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  30. not smart vs dumb by kisrael · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Even without the providers assistance, many people who use IM systems are smart enough to limit incoming messages to those from their buddy lists.

    Yeah, but it's not a matter of smart vs. dumb; it's also concerned about SPIM enough to take that kind of step vs. wanting to be open to chatting to new people. Part of the promise of the Internet is making NEW interpersonal connections, and having to establish contact outside the communication form in question is a huge drag.

    I suppose there might be some tag that lets you launch AIM or whatever via a browser, but luckily it's not used as much as mailto: , so it's less trivial to harvest these addresses. Also, since userids are generally small, and don't come bundled in some obviously reg-exable form like URLs and email addresses do, there is less harvesting going on.

    I've been using AIM (hi, I'm kirkjerk) since the late 90s, and only every once in a while is there any SPIM. There was a time when I'd get one or two a day (suspiciously, generally right after I came back from idle) but now its one or two a month. When I tried ICQ in the late 90s, it was more of a steady flow.

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    1. Re:not smart vs dumb by zby · · Score: 1

      How about setting some challange to those that want to connect to you? Like solving a puzzle or something. I've just posted a wiki page on this subject:
      Automatic Chat Room GateKeeper

  31. Obviously... by scovetta · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You have how many users on AIM and Yahoo combined? 50 million? I don't know, but it has to be around that many. Even if 1% allow IMs from "anyone", that's a nice target base. Not to mention that, but the harvesting of IM-screen-names is starting to become serious-- how many times have you clicked on a link in someone's profile? That damned %n may be the death of us all. Of course, the answer is to just not allow IMs from people off of your list, but this just goes to show that we NEED some legislation that will take the "low-risk" out of sp[ai]mming. California has done a good start, but we need something to start with. Yes, I know that sp[ai]mmers are acting in many ways illegally, but there isn't much precedent for me tracking down a spammer by affiliate ID on a V1agra site and suing him. Maybe that's all we need...

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  32. AIM has "Warn" by harks · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Could this problem be solved with use of the "Warn" feature? Spimmers could change their screen name and keep spimming, but the warn feature could be changed to warn an IP? If it already does, just warn the spimmers and they won't be able to send out messages nearly as massively as email spammers.

    1. Re:AIM has "Warn" by jdreed1024 · · Score: 1
      Could this problem be solved with use of the "Warn" feature? Spimmers could change their screen name and keep spimming, but the warn feature could be changed to warn an IP? If it already does, just warn the spimmers and they won't be able to send out messages nearly as massively as email spammers.

      No, this will punish the innocent - just like blacklisting whole IP blocks does. I'm sure the anti-spam zealots will say that's collateral damage and tough shit, but unless each ISP guarantees that the same user will always get the same IP, this won't work. So some spammer gets a throwaway accout with one of the dialup ISPs, sends a bunch of IM messages, gets blocked, and then suddendly I dial-in and I get assigned that same IP by the PPP/DHCP server. Now I can't use IM. That's not really fair.

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    2. Re:AIM has "Warn" by AbbyNormal · · Score: 1

      Eh, think about all the compromised/trojanned boxes out there currently. If they all have a unique login already (or create one on the fly) whats to stop them? Its kind of sad though, because as a previous poster mentioned, he configured his IM to accept only people on his list....Seems like on the Internet, we are continuously closing our "circle of wagons" so to speak, ever tighter. I wish counties would be a little more heavy handed in nailing these bastards and their invasions into our privacy.

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    3. Re:AIM has "Warn" by extra88 · · Score: 1

      No, this will punish the innocent - just like blacklisting whole IP blocks does.

      I don't think adding Warn IP" is a good idea either but the current Warn feature based on screen name is time dependent. Warnings eventually expire so a user can't be permanently blacklisted.

      FAQ about Warnings

      I think IM clients should have their default set to allow IMs from Buddies only. I think this is the best option for the large majority of IM users. For those who want or need to receive IMs from unknown people, they could just change the the setting.

      I don't see this becoming as big a problem as spam is. Spam requires no authentication whereas IM requires you to create an account with the IM service. The IM service provider can do all kinds of things to make mass screen name creation hard.

    4. Re:AIM has "Warn" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does not work. I do not really get a whole lot, maybe 1 or 2 a week, but sometimes when I try to warn them, I get an error message that 'further warning of this person is not allowed'. This could be due to the fact that I was not quick enough on the draw, or the fact that they have a way around this. Im guessing the latter- Trillian does not limit the amount you can warn someone like the AIM client does, so based on this I am guessing that alot of the enforcing is done client side. Alot of the spams(spims) I get are from relatively 'normal' screennames such as 'cutie4you', or 'blondeMichelle17' I would think that if they use a throwaway screenname approach, the screennames would look alot more like 'hottieXXX48945434'. Which again leads me to think that they are somehow circumventing the safeguards. I dont know if im getting the typical spim though... Almost all of it is "come check out my webcam", and I once started typing not so nice things back in response and someone actually responded. But anyway, my main point is that I think they somehow get around AOL's safeguards.

    5. Re:AIM has "Warn" by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

      Its fairly difficult with options like "only accept messages from those on my contact list"..

      This should be a default setting on IM clients... Also adding in restrictions like limiting the number of requests to be added to contact lists per IP and new screen names per IP a day with scanning origonating IP for a open proxy could make it inconvient enough to prevent spammers of utilizing IM as the next Spam medium.

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  33. A note to SPIMmers, SPAMmers and other f***wits by stevedc2000 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    OK, how many times do I have to say this. I have never purchased or used ANYTHING that I have had an email (spam) Ad for and I never will, so you can logically assume that I won't buy or use anything I get an IM ad for. I don't care how many times you send something to me, it won't change my mind. So, like, just don't bother. Interestingly enough, I just allowed an old domain I used to run, to expire and had the domain hosting folks remove the zonefiles from their DNS - my daily spam load has dropped from almost 25 a day to zero. I'm being a lot more careful in how I use email addresses, so it really does make a difference. The ones I do find particularly insideous are those spider bots that comb websites looking for contact addresses - that to me is by far the worst abuse... Here I am, brain the size of a planet...

    1. Re:A note to SPIMmers, SPAMmers and other f***wits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      doesn't matter.

      obviously they get enough business by spa/imming to want to keep it up.

      you're simply a "low n" statistically

      purely anecdotal.

      and, you're probably lying, and buy shit from them all the time. hehe just kiddin calm down

  34. Good old CompSci days ... by mumblestheclown · · Score: 2, Insightful

    frankly, i never thought that the MIPS Simulator was that much of a headache. I mean, the instruction set was pleasantly simple.. a toy, really.

  35. what's next?? by goodbye_kitty · · Score: 0, Funny

    whats next? spamming web discussion boards like slashdot?? come see my sexy webcams at

  36. Strangers are just spimmers you haven't met yet.. by Channard · · Score: 4, Informative

    .. which is why using the 'hide name' feature on AIM or whatever your using solves the problem rather neatly. Anyone who you want to IM with can still IM as long as they know your name, but casual browsers can't see you.

  37. Re:Easy to block spim when I'm on the computer but by diersing · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Turn your phone off. I'm curious though, why would you need IM's that bad?

    Disconnect, take a shower, read a book, you don't have to be *connected* round the clock, if some friend needs you that bad, use your phone the way it was designed and have them call you.

  38. You forgot . . . . by Anonymous+Poodle · · Score: 3, Funny

    SPUNK = Pr()n ads

  39. QUIM by dipipanone · · Score: 1, Funny

    But there isn't a hated semi-meat food called spim

    I propose the term Quasi-legal Instant Messages.

    It may not be a particularly accurate description of the problem, but it provides us with a great acronym. I'd love to see thousands of people posting:

    'I'm sick and tired of all this quim.'
    'I get far too much quim.'
    'Does anyone have any advice on how I can reduce the volume of my quim'
    etc...

  40. next step: elizabot by treat · · Score: 1

    The next generation of this is an advanced elizabot to spam you on IM. The next generation after that is a highly advanced AI bot that you can't tell is not human. (No need for the kind of strong AI that would pass a turing test, however. The standard on an IM network is rather lower.)

    I can't wait!

    1. Re:next step: elizabot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't been on icq for a while, but back when i was, i could have sworn the spim i received was from an Alice bot. highly annoying.

    2. Re:next step: elizabot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People have actually set these bots up to talk to people. Pretty damn funny. Unfortunately I don't have a link to prove it.

  41. To cheap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Still, there must be enough of a success rate to move spimmers to continue messaging users.

    Spam and spim are probably the cheapest way ever to advertise, so the success rate can probably be very low. I think it's quite hard to measure success rate anyway.

  42. Damn!, I thought she was realy interested in me by thbigr · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought here invitation to check out here personal web site was a big come one. Sure the request for a Visa card seemed kind of strange, but then other girl friends I have had ask for my Visa card.

    Hmmmm....

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  43. counter-spamming by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I currently still think that the best way to counter spam, right now, is to attack their business model. Right now, that consists of convincing poeple to actually start responding to spam by providing them with bogus infomation (random addresses and phone numbers, void (old or auto-generated) credit cards, etc/).

    My idea is to drown them in bogus data so that they spend more time and money responding to bogus responses than they would with old-fashioned cold calling. It would also remove the advantage of increasing spamming volume because the spammer with the highest volume would also get the most garbage responses.

    Thoughts?

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    1. Re:counter-spamming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that's a wonderful idea. Let's pretend to purchase items from spammers using a fake name and a fraudulent credit card number.

      How about you go first, and I go call the cops?

    2. Re:counter-spamming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, give me your info. I'll pretend I'm you...

    3. Re:counter-spamming by Kneo24 · · Score: 1

      Oh, you mean fraud? Isn't that a bit illegal? What if, by some freak of nature random chance you actually charge someone? Also, people are generally lazy, so it won't happen in the volumes that would probably be necessary to make a dent.

      It's an interesting and creative idea none the less.

    4. Re:counter-spamming by gregmac · · Score: 1
      What if, by some freak of nature random chance you actually charge someone?

      I do agree that the fruad is bad- however, actually charging someone, while a pain to the person that gets charged, is likely also a pain to the merchant.

      Credit card checks are supposed to have safeguards, espessially with card-not-present accounts used on the internet. At the least, the number, expiry, and cardholder name are all supposed to match. If they don't, the auth fails (and the only way to find out why is to call the CC company).

      Even better is to use CVV2 (the 3 digit number on the back, that's not stored electronically anywhere), and address verification. All of these checks happen on the CC processing side - all the merchant gets is a "yes" or "no".

      Now, if a random card gets past these checks, likely that means the merchant is not doing their job properly, and will probably get crap from the CC company, or even their merchant account revoked. Plus, if the charges are reversed, the merchant has to pay for it. That said, the CC company will still likely try to track down who put in the false card information in the first place and charge them with fraud.

      Personally, I wouldn't use this method ;)

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    5. Re:counter-spamming by yog · · Score: 1

      sure; call their toll free numbers... repeatedly... speaking in a thick accent... if it's an automated answering service, why, just keep on calling. It's your right to call this number; they gave it to you and invited you to call. No fraud or broken laws here.

      If they have a web site, feel free to click on it... many many times. I enjoy visiting certain websites like slashdot.org and I click on them many times a day. Perfectly legitimate. If someone is offering me a way to live longer, enlarge my breasts and/or penis, be "rock hard", or get rich, I'm going to be very, very interested and I might want to visit this website very often.

      If I then fill out a form and accidently mistype my address or phone number, well, that's understandable. I'm so excited by their terrific offer that my fingers get a little sweaty and slip on the keys.

      Another, probably more effective, method is to find the company that actually pays the spammers to send out these ads and complain directly to them about how their advertising model negatively influences you. You can also complain to FTC (in the U.S.) or suitable local regulatory agency.

      If enough of us get vocal, it will undermine this ridiculous abuse of the email system. Then again, I almost never see spam because of my procmail filters but I do feel sorry for people who get like 300 spams a day.

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    6. Re:counter-spamming by amaiman · · Score: 1

      I've done this with snail-mail spam before. It's fun to "recycle your junk mail". Just take the contents of one junk envelope, shove it the return envelope of another piece of junk mail, and send them back.

      If you only get one piece of junk that day, send them some newspaper clippings or a circular. :-)

    7. Re:counter-spamming by wcrowe · · Score: 1

      The obvious problem is that you'd be spending all your time responding to spammers. Even if you are using fake information that would be very time consuming.

      No, what we need is a "tech mafia" that tracks down spammers and assasinates them. After a few examples have been made there should be a big drop in spam.

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    8. Re:counter-spamming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do something similar: I tear up everything except the return envelope, which I use to mail the pieces back to them. I do this to show them how uninterested I am in their offer. And the most fun part for me is knowing that they have to pay that return postage just to get their torn up form back!

    9. Re:counter-spamming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better yet, tape the envelope to a brick and drop it in the mailbox.

    10. Re:counter-spamming by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
      Oh, you mean fraud? Isn't that a bit illegal? What if, by some freak of nature random chance you actually charge someone?

      They're supposed to check the name and the billing address. The probability of getting a number that's actually assigned to someone is about 1 in 1000. The probability of randomly getting the expiry date adds another 30-1 to that. Now multiply in the probability of having a correct name, not to mention having something that looks even vaguely like the right address and city. You'd have beter odds trying to win the lottery.

      Fraud implies the intent to obtain goods or services thru lying. There is absolutely no intent to recieve anything here.

      The intent here with CC numbers is to sabot up their credit card processing. For spammers that just collect info (Mortage brokers, etc.) , the intent is to poison their pool to the point of unusability -- In either case, attacking their business model.

      Also, people are generally lazy, so it won't happen in the volumes that would probably be necessary to make a dent.

      There are thought to be only 100 professional spammers generating all of this garbage. If 0.1% of the net, on average, was to counter spam them each day, that would mean a couple thousand false positives for each spammer each day. Even that much would be enough to start making their life hell. It would only take a minute or less to counterspam a web site. That's less time than many of us now spend on our spam. If it starts to really make a dent on the number of spammers, and prevent the volume from growing even more, then I think it's worthwhile.

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    11. Re:counter-spamming by jjhlk · · Score: 1

      Law definition: A false representation of a matter of fact which is intended to deceive another.

      I'm no lawyer, but it's certainly plausible that lying about credit cards would be fraud if done for any purpose.

    12. Re:counter-spamming by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
      Law definition: A false representation of a matter of fact which is intended to deceive another.

      If that was all that was required for fraud, then we should be charging every spammer in the US with 1 million counts of fraud each (per day). There many types of fraud, but -- as far as I know -- common criminal fraud requires an intent of material gain. (IANAL, either).

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    13. Re:counter-spamming by danielsfca2 · · Score: 1

      I explored a handy method for doing this in this journal entry.

      Just me doing it probably doesn't help anything, but it sure makes me feel good.

    14. Re:counter-spamming by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

      Sorry... I must say thats just a bad idea... No-one will want to invest any more time in spam even to undo the business model.

      Spam takes away too much of my day as it is... unless I know there are atleast 1 million people doing this to disuade spammers from their practices.. There is no point.. not to mention possibility of fraud charges.

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    15. Re:counter-spamming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be funny if you could do that, but it would suck for the mailman.

  44. Re:when will they start putting spam in our dreams by cwernli · · Score: 1

    Or the "logic bombs" transmitted via TV in Transmetropolitan: a burst transmission on TV which gets into your subconsciousness and slowly unreels while you're sleeping - voila, you're dreaming commercials.

  45. Re:Bayesian filters on conversation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I heard of someone who wrote an IRC bot that pretended to be an under-ager, in order to get internet paedophiles to chat up the bot instead of a real kid ..... on the one hand it was better they ended up doing what they did into a box of Kleenex, but on the other hand it could be seen as a form of encouragement ..... Still, under-agers SHOULDN'T BE ON THE NET WITHOUT SUPERVISION ANYWAY.

  46. Perpetuating the myth - creating the market by Claws+Of+Doom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Still, there must be enough of a success rate to move spimmers to continue messaging users." I disagree. There must only be enough perception of a success rate for the spammers to be able to charge advertisers a rate high enough for them to turn a profit. Such throwaway comments only add to what is a growing problem. Darnit! I've gone and done it now!

  47. do they have ne control by iaredam · · Score: 1

    "The good news is that it's not easy for spimmers to send unsolicited instant messages. Instant message providers like AOL, Microsoft and Yahoo have a lot of control over their instant message networks," maybe its just me, but in my block list i have over 50 screen names from 'sexykytn*****' if they really have any control over their network how can i be connected to 3 sn's from the same box? looking on the bright side atleast they didn't block my new AOL sn 'Sco Unix Sucks'

  48. block lists by nickyj · · Score: 1

    I usually don't get SPIM so if I ever get some IMs that I don't care for, I just add them to my block list an *poof* they are gone.

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    1. Re:block lists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I usually don't get SPIM so if I ever get some IMs that I don't care for, I just add them to my block list an *poof* they are gone.

      I get plenty of spim and consider it to be a real problem (one that has been around for a while but has gotten a lot worse in the last few months). I don't think I've ever received two from the same address so blocking the screen names doesn't help. I'm pretty close to not accepting messages from people who aren't on my buddy list.

  49. highly annoying by rattler14 · · Score: 1

    I have been getting "spims" for about 3-4 month now (on and off, with on being a couple a day). It's not always obvious that the incoming message is a spim based on the user name because they are generally names like sarahB1742 and not makeYourPenisHuge@penis-growth.com (not trying to make a joke, just prove a point).

    And finally, how do you run an IM "spim" filter? I don't want to only allow my buddy list to contact me, because there are times when a friend of a friend may IM me. Plus, unlike e-mail, there is a limit to the number of people on a buddy list. I know it sounds impossible, but having a buddy list maxed out at 108 users (or whatever the maximum number is) is by no means a challenge. You don't even need 108 people either. Almost everyone has at least 2 accounts (one for their home computer, one when they are out and about). If you go to college (like i currently do), it takes you approximately 1 month to fill your list, even if you are a shut in.

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    1. Re:highly annoying by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 1

      I don't know about other IM networks, but Jabber places no hard limit on the number of contacts you can have.

  50. Been there, done that... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

    Or at least, apparently some company did something similar. They'd pop Windows messages up on users' computers every 10 minutes, with offers to sell something to disable these messages for $10 or so. I seem to recall a recent story on Slashdot about this company being hauled into court for this.

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    1. Re:Been there, done that... by EddWo · · Score: 1

      that was the messenger service not windows messenger, its not the same thing. The messenger service was an rpc service running by default on windows 2000 and XP. People could send messages to any machine just by typing "net send ip.ip.ip.ip blahblahblah" at the command prompt. The spammers used programs to send out thousands of messages against whole ranges of ips.
      The message was more effective because it looked like a windows system dialog rather than an IM message. Messenger service will be disabled by default from XP SP2.

      Windows messenger has the feature already for you to protect yourself from unwanted messenges.

      "Only people on my Allow List can see my status and send me messages"

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    2. Re:Been there, done that... by croddy · · Score: 1

      no, THAT's windows messenger. the IM client is MSN messenger. get it straight WinBoi!

    3. Re:Been there, done that... by EddWo · · Score: 1

      No, the client included with Windows XP was called Windows Messenger. It included application sharing and was sans advertising.

      Now they have released MSN Messenger 6 for consumers and Windows Messenger 5 for businesses.
      Windows Messenger 5 continues to use the old interface style and now supports Exchange and SIP servers and the new Live Communication Server. It does not have the games and icon sharing bits of MSN messenger 6 but again it also does not have advertising.

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    4. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows Messenger is the MSN client that is included with Windows XP, MSN Messenger is the one most people use and the popup service is simply called the Messenger service in the Services Administrative Control Panel.

    5. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO YOU ARE BOTH WRONG!

    6. Re:Been there, done that... by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      Messenger service will be disabled by default from XP SP2

      Thus meaning that those of us in the corporate world who need it, will have to manually enable it. Ugh. Wouldn't it make more sense to disable it by default in XP Home and leave it enabled on Pro? I don't know too many home users who run Pro.

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  51. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  52. "SPIM" can be fun ! by Radium_ · · Score: 1, Funny
  53. Spell Check by psycht · · Score: 1

    The good news is that it's not easy for spimmers to send unsolicited instant messages...

    Spimmer? that's a new one on me. Is it like a baby spam, not yet full-grown?

    1. Re:Spell Check by psycht · · Score: 1

      never mind. gah, i should read better.

      note to self: Never post without having consulted your morning coffee first.

  54. ive tried it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ive tried Spim on ICQ, and it is DAmn irritating to be playing a sesiion of a game, and then be interrupted by SPIM, acually i just got one right now!

    Frobbe

    FP?

  55. SCO says SPIM is a derivative work... by Proudrooster · · Score: 4, Funny

    Today SCO announced the SPIM is a derivative work using the login that they SPIM begins with the letter 'S' (just like SCO). Darl McBride CEO of SCO announce that they would not take this lightly and were planning on sending threatening letters to anyone who sends or receives SPIM and to anyone with a name that begins with 'S'.

    Boycott SCO and SPIM!

  56. It's all a part of the Internet free society by jp31415926 · · Score: 1

    We want everything on the Internet to be free, but then we want to limit spammers and spimmers from doing their thing (me included). It all comes down to a trade-off between freedom to use the Internet as we please and being tolerent of others doing the same thing! ;-)

  57. Re:Easy to block spim when I'm on the computer but by Pepp7 · · Score: 1

    - I just moved 2,000 miles from home and its nice to hear from friends.

    - Text messaging is so much easier than calling someone sometimes. Like telling a quick joke or comment, otherwise you have to go through the whole, "hi, how are you.. what's new.. blah, blah" for something that only takes about 15 seconds...

  58. desperate.,... by leuk_he · · Score: 1

    all these kind's of spam. We must be winning. They are getting desparate

  59. Not an issue for me. by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's an issue for AOL users, who technically foot the bill for AIM, but I've never paid a dime for the IM services I use, so I'm not concerned. ICQ has an "authorization required" feature, and I guess AIM has something similar, so at least there's a kinda sorta fix for the end user. Of course, I wouldn't want to be the service provider playing host to free advertising on my tab.

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  60. Re:Easy to block spim when I'm on the computer but by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

    Turn your phone off. I'm curious though, why would you need IM's that bad?

    For that exact reason. The phone is not an ideal medium for communicating with many people, especially if you live halfway accross the country/world from them. Maybe you have the cash to pay for long-distance charges everytime you want to chat about every little thing with someone, but most people don't.

    Disconnect, take a shower, read a book, you don't have to be *connected* round the clock, if some friend needs you that bad, use your phone the way it was designed and have them call you.

    See above. You seem to be assuming that it's practical for any friend that would talk to you on IM to call on the phone as well. Even if the distance is not an issue, they may work somewhere where they can type away, but the phone is being used for business, they may only have a cellphone but be out of minutes, their little brother/sister may like to tie up the phone for hours, etc.

  61. Just Bill or Stall the Spimmers by G4from128k · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Network providers could prevent Spim by letting IM recipients the power to bill or stall a Spimmer's account. For closed subscriber-only networks, the network provider could give IM users a "bonk-that-IMer" button. Each time a Spim appears and the recipient hits the "bonk" button, the Spimmer's account gets a $0.25 charge or is prevented from sending another IM for 30 secs or a minute.

    Billing Spimmers would be a good way to raise revenues, but would be a nightmare for anyone whose account was highjacked. Stalling a spimmer's account might be a better way to make spim too labor-intensive to be useful (although maybe spimmers would just outsource to India or China and pay people $1/day to slowly send spims).

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    1. Re:Just Bill or Stall the Spimmers by beady · · Score: 1

      Apart from the logistics of applying these charges to the spimmers (awful world) Consider what would appen if you annoyed someone accidently on IM. BAM a 25 cent charge, then suddenly you get hit with loads more as they get there friends to "bonk" you.

  62. Got news for you.. by schon · · Score: 1

    it's obviously in someone's best financial interests to make sure it's not a problem

    Yeah, and all those ISPs who pays for bandwidth don't have a financial incentive to make sure that spam is not a problem right?

    Spam costs real money.

    1. Re:Got news for you.. by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and all those ISPs who pays for bandwidth don't have a financial incentive to make sure that spam is not a problem right?


      Yep, pretty much you've hit the nail on the head.

      The average spam is less than 10K, and even though spam rates have been going up,
      bandwidth prices (to the ISP) have been going down faster.

      The average $20 a month customer gets around 300-600 spams a month.
      Less than 10 megabytes.
      ISPs don't really pay by the byte, but it costs considerably less than $10 to recieve a gigabyte these days.
      That 10 megabytes of spam costs them less than a dime.

      It costs them more to bill you.

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  63. SPIM is NOT new by bc8o8 · · Score: 1

    I already get more spim than I do spam, and have been for over 2 years now. Granted for few months it seemed to die down, but now it is without a doubt back. Being a college student, I use AIM (actually gaim) a lot to communicate with friends, family, and classmates - but not everyone I want to talk to is on my buddy list, so I can't just block everyone who's not on my list. I tried having it ask me before accepting messages, but what's the difference between getting that popup and an IM popup?? nothing really. Unfortunatly, I never considered SPIM when I signed up for mailing lists, forums, and things of that sort so my user names are usually my screen name. I'm assuming this is why I get so much more of it than most people I know. I tend to get 5-10 spims a day (all of which are porn - ranging from Fred violating Wilma, to Farm Animals Gone Wild), whereas with my mail filters I tend to only receive a small number of spam in a month.

    1. Re:SPIM is NOT new by bmalia · · Score: 1

      SPIM may not be new, but the stupid name is.

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  64. How hard Is It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've never actually used Windows, so I wouldn't know this for certain; but, isn't there a way you can just get a command prompt, become the windows equivalent of "root" (administrator, I think?), and do the windows equivalent of "kill -9" to the instant messenger daemon? That is how you would have to do it in Linux; and Bill Gates is convinced Windows is so much better than Linux, despite evidence I can only interpret in the contrary sense.

    Come to think of it, I would have expected Windows to have a GUI-based method for stopping and starting daemons and enabling/disabling things in whatever it uses instead of /etc/rc.d/init.d (autoexec.bat, I think?)

    Not that I'm bothered though :-)

  65. Re:Idiots by jolyonr · · Score: 1

    Indeed - I was annoyed to find that the acronym for the certification courses I was planning to set up was already taken

    Certified Unix Network Technicians

    So I'll have to think of something else.

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  66. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  67. No news here, move along by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

    ... Which is why I said 'have the ability to' as well as 'have the incentive to'...

    The ISP's don't own enough of the problem to make a difference to it - they have to rely on others. They are not in control and cannot solve the problem....

    Simon.

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    1. Re:No news here, move along by schon · · Score: 1

      The ISP's don't own enough of the problem to make a difference to it

      As ISPs (by definition) own 100% of the problem, how can they not own enough of it?

    2. Re:No news here, move along by spencerogden · · Score: 1

      ISP's as a group own the whole problem. But any individual ISP doesn't have enough incentive or control to do anything with out broad based cooperation.

  68. Re:Obscenity through Obscurity - Hoopla! by dipipanone · · Score: 3, Informative

    Is it obscure? I suppose it depends on which part of the world you live in? When we did Canterbury Tales at 'O' Level, this was always our favourite part.

    Now, gentleman, this gallant Nicholas
    One day began to romp and make a pass
    At this young woman, in a mood of play,
    Her husband being out down Osney way.
    Students are sly, and giving way to whim,
    He made a grab and caught her by the quim
    And said, 'Unless I have my will of you
    I'll die of secret love -- O, darling, do!'
    Then held her haunches hard and gave a cry
    'O love-me-all-at-once or I shall die!'

    The Miller's Tale, Geoffrey Chaucer

  69. Even AOL Spims!!! by mokolabs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A few weeks ago, I got spimmed by someone promoting the new version of AOL 9.0.

    Sadly, I deleted the chat log just a few days ago, but here's a rough recollection of my conversion with AOL's marketing gimp:

    archer97: downloaded 9.0 yet?
    mokolabs: nope
    archer97: it's pretty sweet
    archer97: check it out
    mokolabs: no thanks
    archer 97: it's a big upgrade
    mokolabs: do i know you?
    archer97: lol
    archer97: no

    Has anyone else run into this? I'd love to spin this story back at AOL (who apparently approves of spim as long it's the one spimming).

    1. Re:Even AOL Spims!!! by Kneo24 · · Score: 1

      That's a new one to me. Are you an AOL user? If you are, that could be one reason you got it. If not, then my theory is shot.

      Interestingly enough, if you happen to change one of the dll's in AIM with a copy of another dll, it tends to lower the amount of SPIM you get and there will be no ads showing up in your AIM client. Unfortunately, I don't remember which dll's you do this with (as I never done it, it's just word of mouth from a friend, and he has no reason to lie to me about these things).

    2. Re:Even AOL Spims!!! by mokolabs · · Score: 1

      Nope, I'm not an AOL user, Kneo24. Just have a regular old AIM account (which I'm using via iChat).

      I've read that AOL did a big guerilla marketing campaign for "9.0" -- which has gotta be the worst name ever for a piece of consumer software -- so I'm sure they're responsible, but have plausible deniability (through multiple layers of subcontractors).

    3. Re:Even AOL Spims!!! by danielsfca2 · · Score: 1

      > "9.0" -- ... the worst name ever

      I'm pretty sure the full name of the product is "AOL 9.0" or maybe "AOL 9.0 Optimized."

      This doesn't seem to me a particularly worse name than "AOL 8.0" or "AOL 7.0."

  70. Buudy lists no help by CuppaJoe · · Score: 0

    On ICQ I always limited my contacts to those on my buddy list, and yet continued to receive "spim" on a regular basis from those not on my buddy list anyway. I made myself "invisible" to those not on my list, and did everything else possible to supposedly make it "impossible" for me to get messages from those not on my list and it made no difference. Well, ok, it probably reduced the amount, but it sure didn't stop it.

  71. SPIM is not new by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1

    I got ads for porn on ICQ circa 1998 along with ads for other products as well, but it seemed to be mainly porn. This is not new other than it appears to just now beginning to affect the other platforms. Also, I've had problems with MSN messanger as well. Not with AIM though. At least not yet...

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  72. Ack! by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

    I remember getting a really 'sexy' spim message one time while I was away, my dad nearlly grounded me thinking it was someone I knew that I cybered with. :(

    As the AC allready pointed out, wth is up with your dad that he is going to punish you for something like that?

    You didn't say how old you are but if you have a cell phone and know how to use the shift key and periods even you seem old enough to me to be able to "cyber" a bit. Course back in my day all our dads had to do was look the other way when we snuck his Playboys and such.

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  73. FIltering by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1

    I've always wondered why IM tools such as GAIM don't offer filtering the same way email clients do. The msgs are very obvious and a combination of name, msg body and exempting my buddy list would stop most of them. An icon that lit at the bottom of the budy list when you received a blocked IM would be all you would need. Click it and see blocked IM's, otherwise ignore them.

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    1. Re: Filtering by yog · · Score: 1

      well it sounds like a pretty straightforward feature to add; just examine the incoming message header and compare the sender's name with a local buddy list. Gaim hasn't yet implemented Y!Messenger's blocking feature so spim just comes right through, messages from people like "naked_19" etc. If I had the time I'd do it myself.

      The worst part is that it's so intrusive. Unsolicited email just goes into my junk mail bin, stuck to my procmail filters like a fly to flypaper. But these instant messages pop up in my face while I'm trying to work. Grr.

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  74. Limiting abusive bonking by G4from128k · · Score: 1

    then suddenly you get hit with loads more as they get there friends to "bonk" you.

    Good point, beady, clearly it would need to be a 1-bonk-per-IM-per-recipient system, not a bonk-any-person function. Thus, you could only be bonked for what you sent by only the people you sent it too. I would also suspect that the system would time-limit bonking to the most recent message from that person (i.e., you could not go back and retroactively bonk someone for all their past IMs to you).

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    1. Re:Limiting abusive bonking by iapetus · · Score: 1

      Seems to me we'd need some sort of meta-bonking system, where if you feel someone was bonked unfairly you can notify the service.

      It's a painfully over-complex approach anyway, with an obvious nasty side effect of requiring everyone to register their credit card details when they sign up for the IM system.

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    2. Re:Limiting abusive bonking by CKW · · Score: 1

      with an obvious nasty side effect of requiring everyone to register their credit card details when they sign up

      Oh no, then everyone would be more accountable! And the spimmers would be forced to use fraudulent credit cards, forcing them to choose to commit a much more serious offence.

      Hmmm, no downside :)

      Oh wait, kids would have to get their parents to sign them up. That wouldn't be cool.

    3. Re:Limiting abusive bonking by iapetus · · Score: 1

      It also means that any IM network that tries to implement this is going to have a serious lack of members unless everyone does it at the same time. Who's going to open up their credit card for an IM company they don't even trust on the off chance that it might reduce spim through an untested method that's probably not going to make a difference anyway because, as you say, the spimmers will just be using stolen card details? Everyone will flood to the networks that don't require CC details to sign up.

      Not to mention the inevitable spim subcategory - spimmers gathering credit card details from IM users through fake 'identity checks'.

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  75. Porn bots on yahoo by RaZ0r · · Score: 1

    I have had the most troubles with "SPIM" my yahoo account. It seems like nearly every day I get at least one porn solicitation. In fact, they are getting pretty smart when it comes to porn links in IMs. I recenly had a bot that carried on a conversation with me for nearly 10 minutes before it 'got a phone call' and gave me a web link. The funny thing is that this bot wanted to cyber

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  76. There's a difference by Raul654 · · Score: 1

    Everyone is in favor of *personal* free speech. People, myself inclued, are not so willingly to extend it to commerical or cooperate free speech - ala Spam, telemarketers, spim et al

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  77. Haha by Erwos · · Score: 1

    My first thought was, how is a MIPS emulator annoying anyone?

    Actually, this is some bad news for the SPIM project, since now their name will be associated with something bad.

    -Erwos

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  78. cell phone regulations by giminy · · Score: 1

    I know that there are existing regulations against telemarketers calling cell phones...shouldn't there also be regulations about IM'ing mobile device users? After all, I have to pay for each text message I receive after I use my free allotment each month...It would be annoying to start getting spammed on my cell phone.

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  79. Re:Bayesian filters on conversation by nasogrumy · · Score: 0

    huh, my father in law's win2k machine had messenger service on and kept getting thoses popups. i saved him a lot of lost time by stopping the service.

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  80. Sharp Increase? by shoptroll · · Score: 1

    Anyone else notice a sharp increase in these? Up until this week I hadn't recieved any in about this month.

    In the last week I've had to block about 15 of these.

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    1. Re:Sharp Increase? by mike3k · · Score: 1

      Yes. I never got any until last week. I had to set iChat to allow messages only from people on my buddy list.

  81. Here's my Spim List! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is way out of control for me. I'm really sick of these tards offering their pr0n services. The only way to remedy the problem was to get a new account for aim. What sucks the most is the spimmers don't offer a way off their list, you can't just say REMOVE ME in the im. The best someone can do is warn and block them.

    The ban list this week(26):

    freemanmiddleto,darcylydon519,marlabenally11,aug us tina3210571,catheryn43210324
    lucienguevara1,anton ette3210668,ronna76543210811,c amillejessen1
    armandina3210668,Christina2103501,K ortney3417,Kath erine2101198
    Hazel54321020336,Anita65432109107,Ca rolina Moats2,Ginny54321042772,Hazel65432103548,Katherine 3210241
    Ginny43210226913,Camille Stacey 3,Sherry4321040112,Anita65432109721,Ginny654321039 54,Sheila6543210134
    Theresa321076010

    Sorry not in a nice list format(slashdot didn't like it)
    See what I mean. These Spimmers need to go down!

    Later
    freeOn

    1. Re:Here's my Spim List! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found a little solution that might be good. I'm guessing these are bots that have a super huge buddy list. I found this tool on Astalavista.com called Remove Me. This will remove you off another persons IM list without them knowing. I'm gonna try this to see if it works

      Later
      freeOn

  82. I disagree! by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

    >but better than getting 10 IMs a day telling me to go to porn sites.

    You: Daily free p0rn delievered to you at home is a intrusive irritation.

    Me: Daily free p0rn delievered to you at home is one of the benefits of the Internet.

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  83. Re:DO NOT attempt to disempower unprecedented evil by GTRacer · · Score: 1
    OK...I admit I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I do OK mentally.

    This however, bothers me. Can someone help me translate the hidden message? There is a hidden message, right? Or is this like those stupid 3-D pictures where you stare, unfocus your eyes, get a migraine and expect to see a 3-D Enterprise and all you get is a blurry bump-mapped Enterprise-shaped blob?

    GTRacer
    - TGIF

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  84. I used to get a lot of SPIM.... by Kneo24 · · Score: 1

    until I switched what client I was using. When I switched to Trillian, my SPIM went down to virtually non-existant. Some of my friends have found ways to stop the SPIM from coming in the original clients, but for computer users, it's not exactly an easy method, but for Slashdotters, it's nothing short of a cake walk.

  85. A way to get rid of it... by merlin_jim · · Score: 1

    They already have a way to filter automatic signups... a person has to be present in order to create an account... so if you can bring the level of personal interaction required to an amount where a person can make more money working for minimum wage, the problem takes care of itself. I myself, when I get spim, immediately put the person on ignore.

    If someone has twice as many ignores than friends, then you throttle their messages down to one an hour. Spimmers are not likely to have a huge friend list, and are likely to have a huge number of ignores.

    Apply a decay to the ignore feature. An ignore that happened today counts as one, one that happened last month counts as 50% of that, etc. Otherwise they would accumulate to the point where all users would eventually be throttled.

    When the spimmers coddle onto the ignore to friends ratio and just start having a farm of accounts that they automatically befriend, you enact the following: If a person gets a certain number of ignores (25?) in an hour, then cut them off for 1 hour... The next time it happens, you cut them off for 2 hours... then 4... etc.

    I believe these steps will severely limit the amount of spim. It will no longer be economical (or possible) for someone to sign up for an account and send a million spims.

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  86. short sighted summary by muckdog · · Score: 1

    "many people who use IM systems are smart enough to limit incoming messages to those from their buddy lists."

    That may be ok for some people but not ok when ever you want to contact a friend of a friend or you want people to contact you. IM is actual one of the best ways that I get jobs leads I wouldn't want to filter those out. If all IM systems have warnings, like AIM, that can be applied to IM names by the client then we have a self policing system already in place. That said, dump any gateways that make it quick and easy to register screennames.

  87. Where they probably get your screen name by zapp · · Score: 1

    There's tons of sites out there offering "buddy services" like buddy dating, enhanced AIM profiles, aim forwarding, etc.

    AimBuddy might be a good starting point if you actually want to get into that stuff.

    Anyway, all these people (especially highschool & college kids) are putting their IM names out to these sites and I'm betting atleast 1 of the sites is buying/selling screennames like mad.

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    1. Re:Where they probably get your screen name by adzoox · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'm sure they harvest from places like /. as well.

      I've been getting "botted" lately. It's where you'll get this message that says something like:

      "I liked what sent me"

      You reply and it says:

      "So what are you up to?"

      Based on your reply - it will "sense a mood" but the reply won't make any sense

      Then it sends a link saying you've been talking to a bot - download it (link)

      I think a way to stop some IM spam or SPIM, as this article is calling it, is to prevent URLs from IMs. That way, if someone were getting around it, you'd know. They'd have to spell it, like they do in personals ads.

      "Visit my website at double u double u double u dot horny dot c.u.m"

      I send this message, eventhough it probably does little good, if I suspect SPIM:

      "Just to let you know - if you are an IM spammer ... I have a new IM client called FIRE - it can send four viruses directly through IM if you respond. You are low life scum...otherwise hello.

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  88. Re:Strangers are just spimmers you haven't met yet by Kneo24 · · Score: 1

    Which is fine and dandy for some people. Other people that run discussion forums, and all sorts of other things can't exactly afford to use that. If some user from their site has an important question, or message they need to relay to the person, but aren't on the recipients buddy list, they'll still be able to send the message as long as they aren't 'hiding'. Essentially, it can be counter productive for some.

    You might say "well, there's E-mail!", but E-mail isn't potentially nearly as fast as a simple IM, and you never know when someone will check their E-mail.

  89. got my first one this morning by freeefalln · · Score: 1

    i was sitting at my desk this morning, got an IM (AOL IM). and i got some porn "spim". i used to get these all the time on ICQ, just disabled the 'feature'. but this is the first i've heard about it happening on AOL's network (don't aol and icq run on the same network?) maybe Lolita4325 was right, if i just clicked on the link she provided, i would get to see naked sluts.

  90. Re:Strangers are just spimmers you haven't met yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what about the GOD DAMNED, SHITTARDED WEBLOGS and ad sites that RUIN MY SEARCH RESULTS? it's the FUCK & FUCKETTE BLOGGERS that are ruining the internet, not this 'spim' shit.

  91. ICQ has had spim for years by doormat · · Score: 1

    Which is why I stopped using it and started using AIM. Of course, the inherent flaw with ICQ was that the UIDs were sequential and not spread out at all. Of course, there was spim, and then there were the morons that forwarded the "ICQ IS GOING TO START CHARGING.." messages.

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  92. SPIM?! by ndogg · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know that MIPS assembly can be tough to learn, but never thought CS students would ever get to the point of annoying people on the internet with it...

    Oh, err, nevermind...

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    1. Re:SPIM?! by Tazzy531 · · Score: 1

      Haha...I'm glad I AM NOT the only one to think this when I first saw the headline...

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  93. NET SEND on win2k/XP by skotte · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised (fFor some reason... these are windows users afterall) at how many people get these NET SEND messages. of course they have no idea how to turn the messenger service off, either.

    fFor those who have no idea what i'm talking about: on win2k/XP, you can send messages across a network by knowing only the recipient's net address, using a command prompt: NET SEND [IP.addr] [message text] it's slightly anonymous, if done right. and of course, i can send a message to you on your, say, dialup modem fFrom more or less anywhere. so it's a great, cheap way to do bulk advertising. and of course there are tools which make it very quick and easy to do bulk sendings by inputting only message text, and a destination ip range, like 66.66.*.*.

    whenever i help n00bs with their boxes, that's the fFirst thing i turn off these days.

    In reality of course, the messenger service is pretty handy. i use it to send quick messages around the house, stealthy notes across the classroom, and clever quips around the office.

    did i mention samba 3 supports the 'net send' stuff?

  94. WHEN IS IT GONNA END by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm tired of all this internet spim, spam, worms and virii. Nerds listen up. Next time you get hired on by Darpa to invent a redundant communication network that will survive nuclear war *PLEASE* think about what your going to do about all the ads for penis enlargements.

  95. Flashback... by buddha42 · · Score: 2, Informative
    One thing is for sure, if they could get the spim's out, they would work.

    digging deep into my 14-year-old-loser-in-his-parents-basement history, I remember the days when you could run a "phish"ing program in AOL. It would scrape the screen names from a couple dozen chat rooms, and mass-IM them a message saying "AOL billing has lost your password, just reply with it or your account will be disabled". I know we're talking about aol-ers here, but those retards would reply about 1 in 50. Eventually AOL added little red text to the bottom of every IM saying "we will never ask you for your password" but even then it was still very effective to just IM about 2000 people. The thing is, it only took three people "reporting" you for your account to get disabled.

    So AIM now seems to have this mostly under control with the rate-limiting. Getting people's IM names will happen much the same way emails are harvested, forums, personal web pages, etc.

    Here's an annoying little brain teaser. Imagine every ISP had standardized on something like Jabber and we didn't have this proprietary mess we do now with AIM/MSN/Yahoo. How would we provent spim then? Wouldn't it be just as subject to being raped as SMTP?

  96. Why do people not like SPAM? by M$Marketing · · Score: 0

    I figure that spiced ham is supposed to be tasty. Seriously, does anybody know why it's spoken down upon?

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  97. Re:Easy to block spim when I'm on the computer but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn... Where's the "-1 Asshole" Modifier when you need it?

  98. Re:Strangers are just spimmers you haven't met yet by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I use IM to do customer support with clients and prospective clients. I can't hide myself away without running the possibility of missing somebody. IM is, for me, mission critical and part of that is unfortunately keeping myself wide open.

    Good news is, I don't maintain a profile. I hazard that's where spimmers are harvesting their addresses, because my IM screenname is ALL OVER the website yet none of my work IM accounts has ever gotten. My home account has gotten them...it has a profile, too. There's no real reason to have a profile unless you're looking to meet new people over the client...and it looks like some of those new people want me to check out their new porn websites.

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  99. Clarification on a phrase? by M$Marketing · · Score: 0
    the inherent flaw with ICQ was that the UIDs were sequential and not spread out at all
    I don't understand how this contributes to the problem. Do you mean that it makes it easier for the bad guys to find contact information?
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    1. Re:Clarification on a phrase? by Tyler+Eaves · · Score: 1

      Because they didn't need to.

      They just messages to:

      User 1000
      User 1001
      User 1002 ...
      User 1000000000

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  100. Re:Just got one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, I think it said YOU FAIL IT!

  101. It's not even good pr0n! by halr9000 · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't mind so much if the links I got were some nice free pr0n with movies and stuff. But inevitably the links are to some _pay_ site. What's up with that?

  102. Special Portion Instant Meal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone who has played Quest for Glory 2 knows that.

  103. Huh? by Kjella · · Score: 1

    I got a less than 1M number on ICQ, and I remember getting SPAM there too, from at least as early as when 5-6M was the latest sign-ups. This would be years and years ago before anyone used MSN.

    Sure, it might be on the rise, but this isn't news, any more than "Usenet getting SPAM" or "Email getting SPAM". If they're starting to deploy counter-measures now, it's a sign that it is becoming unbearable - not that IMs have less SPAM than e-mail. Whitelisting (i.e. buddy-list only) is much more common on IMs than e-mail, but the price is much the same. There's certainly nothing innovative about it.

    Kjella

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  104. The time has come. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The time has come to treat spam as a capital crime, and to treat foreign spammers as terrorists. I support the death penalty for spammers. Who's with me?

  105. greylists? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    How about a middle ground between whitelisting your friends in an addressbook, and blacklisting your foes to /dev/null? Some kind of greylist, to which new introductions (unsolicited) could be added. A manageable virtual equivalent of "Hello, my name is Zsa Zsa". It could also help weed friends/foes temporarily out of touch with their signatures, but needing to message. How would such a greylist work? Some kind of "friend-of-a-friend-oaF-oaF-oaF" trust network? A deprioritized queue for review? A large, refundable micropayment required for admission?

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  106. This is News? by zentigger · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Seriously, this is a problem that ICQ dealt with almost 10 years ago with the "only accept messages from authorized users" Anybody that is still getting this so called "spim" either needs to learn to read, or find a decent IM client.
    </rant>

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  107. When girlfriend becomes wife... by TimTheFoolMan · · Score: 1

    That reminds me of the last time I gave blood, and the Red Cross volunteer asked "Have you ever given money to anyone in exchage for sex."

    "Other than my wife, no."

    After realizing that she was about to stab me with a large guage needle, I decided making her laugh so hard wasn't a good idea.

    Tim

    1. Re:When girlfriend becomes wife... by thbigr · · Score: 1

      Oh my gawd, my wife and I where giving blood and we where side by side in the "screening" area. When asked if I had have sex with any one who had used IV drugs, etc, I said:

      "Gee I don't know, I will ask her" I leaned out "Honey have you every used IV drugs...." It was funny for a while.

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  108. Re:Easy to block spim when I'm on the computer but by diersing · · Score: 1

    Its on the screen after you login

  109. Re:Easy to block spim when I'm on the computer but by diersing · · Score: 1
    I can appreciate that, I relocated (albeit only 500 miles) a couple years ago. IM is great if your at the keyboard, going through a phone is time consuming and troublesome IMHO.

    Really, in my experience, I can't see the boundries of a quick joke or comment expanding beyond the capabilites and convienence of email.

    As far as keeping in touch, I recommend a cell phone that has free unlimited long distance, so when you do want to connect its not draining the bank accounts.

  110. Trillian's solution.. by slashkitty · · Score: 1

    For those of you that still want to let anyone talk to you, and not have SPIM, trillian pro offers a nice challenge/response solution. The other person/bot must pass the challenge before their IM's will be seen by you It lets you configure your own challenge: http://www.livejournal.com/users/opalcat/1462640.h tml I will AIM/GAIM had this.. I should look around for the gaim solution..

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  111. Re:Obscenity through Obscurity - Hoopla! by belloc · · Score: 1

    He made a grab and caught her by the quim
    And said, 'Unless I have my will of you


    Of course, you're just giving the Nevill Coghill 'translation' of the original Middle English; the original doesn't really carry the same sense:

    And heeld hire harde by the haunchebones,
    And seyde, "Lemman, love me al atones,

    (which reads as)

    And held her hard by the thigh,
    And said, "Dear, love me all at once,"

    That's not to say that the Miller's tale isn't raunchy; it most certainly is. But that particular word doesn't translate with quite the vulgarity as Mr. Coghill suggests.

    Belloc

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  112. Semi-offtopic ... but ... audio spam by eggmit · · Score: 2, Informative
    In the last few days, I've started receiving audio spam while browsing the web. Each time, it's been a 30-second ad for the movie Timeline that played in the background, and continued to play even after I closed all (Firebird) browser windows.

    Any thoughts on blocking this? The fact that it continued to play makes me wonder what's going on.

    1. Re:Semi-offtopic ... but ... audio spam by Tazzy531 · · Score: 1

      I noticed this too. It is from the new AIM client. The ads that they show have sound now. Very annoying, and I don't know how to cancel/stop it.

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    2. Re:Semi-offtopic ... but ... audio spam by eggmit · · Score: 1

      Ahh .. hadn't considered that. I'm using DeadAIM, which removes ads from AIM, but it still must be downloading the audio component. Maybe they'll fix that in the next version...

    3. Re:Semi-offtopic ... but ... audio spam by Tazzy531 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I installed DeadAIM thinking that it would remove it, but it only removed the visual, but not the audio.

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    4. Re:Semi-offtopic ... but ... audio spam by eggmit · · Score: 1

      Looks like they're aware of the problem and will fix it in a future version of DeadAIM.

  113. Re:Strangers are just spimmers you haven't met yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's still a shame, though. I used to meet lots of interesting people using the "Find a random person" feature of ICQ, and left myself out there to be found. Now, can't be leaving that up anymore.

  114. Spum by blair1q · · Score: 1

    We're not hitch-hiking anymore.
    We're riding.

  115. And this is the heart of the problem by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Still, there must be enough of a success rate to move spimmers to continue messaging users.

    You could almost guarantee that if no one clicked those popup adds or if no one responded to Spam then the Spammers wouldn't send it.

    I mean a few companies would use their advertising budget for spam, waste it all because no one that it reached bought anything and that would be the end of it. Other companies would learn form those failures.

    But that isn't happening. Obviously allot of people respond to this advertising right?

    Maybe Spam is just another example of our society attacking the symptoms and not the cause.

    Not that I am defending Spammers I hate them and I hate the people who respond to the Spam just as much if not more so.

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  116. pcol you're a moron! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't equate popup ads with spam. But it's not suprising you do because you're probably a far-leftie anti-capitalist peace corp worker.

  117. Little chance this will be heard by azav · · Score: 1

    I'm sure this is just pissing in the wind but to help stop this, when services are created that can be advertized over, usage agreements must contain terms to prevent this abuse. Such as "advertizing and solicitation is forbidden and is an offence punishable by fines and/or imprisonment." Then a financial incentive needs to be present to track the offenders down.

    There have to be some places in our world where we can chose not to be bothered by advertizing.

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  118. Re:Obscenity through Obscurity - Hoopla! by dipipanone · · Score: 1

    Of course, you're just giving the Nevill Coghill 'translation' of the original Middle English

    It's true. I think they felt that the original Middle English was heavy going for fifteen year old kids.

    But that particular word doesn't translate with quite the vulgarity as Mr. Coghill suggests.

    Actually, I believe the original is even more vulgar than the Coghill translation, but you're referring to a different stanza. You're quoting the bit Coghill translates as:

    "Then held her haunches hard and gave a cry
    'O love-me-all-at-once or I shall die!'"


    And heeld hire harde by the haunchebones,
    And seyde, "Lemman, love me al atones,


    I believe that the couplet that Coghill translates as 'grabbed her by the quim', actually reads:

    "As clerkes ben ful subtile and ful queynte;
    And prively he caughte hire by the queynte,"


    Personally, I think that would more accurately be translated as:

    "grabbed her by the cunt" as opposed to "grabbed her by the quim" -- but I'm no Middle English scholar, so I could easily be wrong.

  119. Re:Obscenity through Obscurity - Hoopla! by belloc · · Score: 1

    Oh, very good catch, thanks. Of course you're right. Coghill translates haunchebones as 'haunches'. My text was from three lines below the one you were quoting.

    Queynte is, of course, a much more interesting word. It means (as an adjective) 'exquisite' or 'pleasing' on one hand, and something like 'wily' or 'cunning' on the other. Middle English did have a word 'cunte', so I'm not sure queynte, as much as it sounds like it, is the direct ancestor of our modern vulgarity. But the modern word doesn't have nearly the subtlety nor range of usage as 'queynte'.

    It also means (as a participle) 'quenched', and provides a nice rhyme for itself in the Knight's tale:

    But sodeynly she saugh a sighte queynte,
    For right anon oon of the fyres queynte,

    But suddenly she saw a quaint sight,
    For right at once one of the fires quenched,

    There is clearly no sexual pun available here in the Knight's Tale as there is in your text from the Miller's Tale.

    It would be very hard to translate your passage "caughte hire by the queynte" into modern English with the same subtlety that the middle English word provides, which is, I imagine a good reason not to translate the text with the vulgarity you suggested. I've seen it translated 'puss' and 'crotch' in that passage, with its rhyming counterpart translated as 'crafty'. But it still lacks the pun that Chaucer intended.

    Interesting discussion.

    Belloc

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  120. Newest? by nocomment · · Score: 1

    It's not the latest annoyance. I remember getting these on ICQ (waaaaaay back when I still used ICQ) years ago.

    "Hi, I'm Jessica, come see me pee on a stump on my live webcam".

    ugh

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  121. A solution for Trillian, already by thamaht · · Score: 1

    For those of us who use Trillian Pro, there is a plugin that sends a message back with a request for a specific answer.

    You can set it to say "Say open sesame to prove you're not a spam bot", and require the response "open sesame", or you set it to say "If you're not a spam bot, tell me what the 4th decimal place of pi is".

    It's called "SpamChallenge", and a google search will turn it up quickly. (Because Cerulean Studios do not allow downloading plugins from their site unless you have registered Pro, I don't know if it's kosher to link to this. It's not hard to find, though.)
    I haven't had much of a problem with SPIMs, so I haven't needed it, but it is nice to have.

  122. AIM doesn't seem to have this problem... by generationxyu · · Score: 1

    For all the problems I have with AOL, I have yet to recieve spim on it. ICQ, Yahoo, and MSN have all given me spim, but not AIM. It's possible that it's a function of the fact that I don't use the AOL client, but who knows.

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    1. Re:AIM doesn't seem to have this problem... by mokolabs · · Score: 1

      Not true. I got spimmed on AIM (via iChat) a few weeks ago. See my previous post for more info.

  123. Re:counter-spamming -- One a day by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
    The obvious problem is that you'd be spending all your time responding to spammers.

    No. If we have enough people doing this, it only takes each person responding to one spam a day. see my article on Kuro5hin for my original incarnation of this idea.

    I need to add memory to my machine to handle the extra load caused by filtering the 300+ spams I get a day. Even then I still need to vette it to catch the occasional false positive (it's rare but still annoying). If spending a portion of that time each day to proactively make life hell for the people generating this garbage has some hope of stalling it's logrithmic rise, then I'm willing to take it on.

    Even if it take spammers 1/10th the time to process my counter spam than it takes me to generate it, we have the force of numbers behind us (more than a million to one). It doesn't take much to hopefully overwhelm them.

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  124. Re:counter-spamming -- One a day(oops) by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
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  125. I get a few everyday, heres the best so far by emkman · · Score: 1

    I get atleast 5 a day now on AIM, more than I ever used to. Its not that annoying because you can tell its SPIM before accepting it, just by looking at their screen name and warning level. Sometimes I accept them to read the funny ads though, heres the best one Ive ever gotten:

    Fern876543210281: Hi emkman
    Fern876543210281: Watch Fred Flintstone Analy Violate Willma! Never Before Seen Anime!!

    I preserved the actual link for authenticity, but I don't reccomend cicking it, im guessing its not work safe.

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  126. Spim in Chat Rooms Also by SovBob · · Score: 1
    Although it's fairly easy to control who can and cannot send you a private instant message, chat rooms (AIM chat rooms in particular) provided a tougher problem: How to be able to have a normal conversation with somebody in a public chat room without being flooded with crap?

    Simple, right? You just click on their name and hit "ignore" and it's not a problem anymore, right? Well, what if you had to click 10,000 names in an hour? It would be an unreasonable task for somebody as lazy as I am...I found myself spending more time dealing with these bots than actually conversing.

    It is said that "Every new feature is the scratching of some developer's personal itch." Well, being a developer (albeit one with marginal skills and even less time) with a personal itch, I thought to myself "There must be a way to automate the filtering of all these messages."

    Sure enough, open source to the rescue. My Instant Messaging client software, gaim, provides the ability to include modular plugins to modify the behavior of the software. Eureka, I could write a plugin that would filter out annoying chat messages!

    So I sat down, scratched my head, and wrote one for gaim that attempted to filter out annoying messages. After a few revisions, I had something that filtered out ~90% of annoying messages, without any false positives. It was easier than expected, because most messages that we don't want have one or more common characteristics:

    Linkified messages whose URLs do not match the linkified text (e.g. Click HERE to see hot girls!)

    Multiple messages containing links

    Long messages (more than 20 characters) repeated verbatim

    So all one need do is check these messages for these characteristics and you've got a pretty good filter. Unfortunately, gaim tends to change its API from version to version, so it is always getting broken. But you are welcome to take a look at it and contribute fixes if you like.

    SovBob

  127. My Solution to Spim by Aeiri · · Score: 1

    Even without the providers assistance, many people who use IM systems are smart enough to limit incoming messages to those from their buddy lists. Still, there must be enough of a success rate to move spimmers to continue messaging users.

    I used to get these about 50-60 times a day, all porn related.


    Examples:

    "Armandina3210398: Hey aeiri! Armandina3210398: We took a video camera to the beach and this is what we got... Some of these girls are just the sexiest little sluts ever! We even caught one masturbating!"

    "Elsa987654321016: Hey aeiri, Come see BIG FAT chicks for FREE!! NO CREDIT CARD NEEDED!"


    Since I operate 3-4 sites, I couldn't really just disable receiving people not from my buddy lists. Well, since I use Trillian Pro 2.0, I just decided, hey, why not just install the Trillian Spam Challenge? After fiddling around with some settings, wow... that thing works like a charm, I haven't gotten any spim since!

    Anyone on Windows and gets spim like crazy should get Trillian Pro 2.0 and the Spam Challenge Plugin.

  128. Re:counter-spamming -- One a day by danielsfca2 · · Score: 1

    From your article: ...``What would happen if everybody did this?"

    Are you very familiar with Immanuel Kant's philosophy? I like his Universal Law Formation of the Categorical Imperative, the principle you refer to there.

    Good article.

  129. Re:counter-spamming -- One a day by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1

    I know of Kant, but I haven't read him more than in a very cursory manner. My arrival at the Categorical Imperative was independent of Kant.

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  130. Cool. by danielsfca2 · · Score: 1

    Cool. I was just curious because your post made me think "I know that! I learned that in Philosophy 110!"

  131. But I don't LIKE spam! by AzureLunatic · · Score: 1
    It's one of those things. Either you love it or you hate it, and enough people hate it to give it the reputation.

    It's also processed within -1 inch of its life, conveniently packaged, and was featured in a Monty Python sketch.