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  1. Oh yeah? on The Cybersecurity Act of 2009 Passes Senate Panel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, you can't contr[Connection dropped by USA Presidential request].

  2. Re:Recurring lesson about Apple on Next iPhone — Front-Facing Camera, A4 Processor · · Score: 2, Funny

    If anyone gets any Apple-product prediction right it's because enough monkeys pounding on typewriters will eventually write Shakespeare.

    If someone could finally give the monkeys modern computers with word processors, the error and typo rate would go down and they could write Shakespeare a lot faster.

  3. Re:Flash? Unlocked? on Next iPhone — Front-Facing Camera, A4 Processor · · Score: 1

    Flash needs to die, and Apple is pushing web standards as the alternative (as opposed to Microsoft who would also like to see Flash die but only to replace it with Silverlight).

    No Flash on extremely popular devices is a good thin. It forces people to stop using Flash where there's no reason to use it, such as navigation and video.

  4. Re:And this is different from the 10000 other rumo on Next iPhone — Front-Facing Camera, A4 Processor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And then, 24 hours later, they will all get their dupe too. And then another 24 hours later half of those will get a second dupe because the posters don't even read Slashdot themselves.

  5. Bad idea for movies on Haptic Gaming Vest Simulates Punches, Shots, Stabbing · · Score: 1

    When I play a videogame I play the character itself, so feedback is important. But when I watch a movie I don't imagine I'm one of the character. I'm watching a story about other people. Why the hell should I have physical feedback about what they're going through? It makes no sense.

  6. First Collisions at the LHC on First Collisions At the LHC · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whoever it was, I hope they're insured.

  7. Re:Are we going to wrong way about it? on How Do You Land a Nuke-Powered Mini-Cooper On Mars? · · Score: 1

    But bigger = heavier = requires more power to move around.

    What if you had specialized units? That way you reduce the cost, the number of sensors, the size and the required power all at the same time. Let's say 100 units that can do task X, 100 units that can do task Y and 100 units that can do task Z, similar to how ants are specialized.

  8. Re:Will Not Miss on Adobe Not Worried About the Future of Flash · · Score: 1
  9. Can we stop talking about H.264 patents on Adobe Not Worried About the Future of Flash · · Score: 1

    If posting H.264 files on the Web can get you in trouble, you're also going to be in trouble for posting H.264 files via a Flash video player.

    The whole argument against H.264 is pointless because Flash or HTML5, you're going to be using H.264 anyway. And before anyone says "Theora" (or Windows Media or something similarly pointless), you can't install plug-ins on most cellphones and portable devices. And even if you could, you'd be bypassing the built-in hardware to play H.264 and depleting the battery life by doing video decoding via the main CPU.

    So, aside from video, Flash is only used for games. And regular websites aren't games, if you're doing your navigation menu in Flash you're doing it wrong (indexability, accessibility, multiple platform access, etc).

  10. Are we going to wrong way about it? on How Do You Land a Nuke-Powered Mini-Cooper On Mars? · · Score: 1

    Instead of sending a single, big, expensive unit, shouldn't we increase our chances and areas of exploration by sending dozens if not hundreds of smaller, cheaper units?

    If the landing of that Mini-Cooper goes wrong, we lose the only unit. If the landing of 300 small units goes wrong, we still have a chance that some units may still be intact on landing not to mention that less mass equals less impact force. And even if all goes well, we can explore a lot more area with 300 small units than with a single big unit.

    Leave the launcher in orbit, have the units communicate with it (less energy and smaller antenna required) and have the launcher/orbiter communicate with earth.

    I'm sure NASA has thought about that scenario, so where's the flaw in that idea since they're not doing it?

  11. How Do Yo Nuke a Land-powered Mini-Cooper On Mars? on How Do You Land a Nuke-Powered Mini-Cooper On Mars? · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure, but we'll need to make one much bigger than the regular 58 grams size.

  12. Re:Excellent example.... on Canadian Libraries Want $300,000 To Buy Games · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not your buddy, friend.

  13. Re:Excellent example.... on Canadian Libraries Want $300,000 To Buy Games · · Score: 2, Funny

    What internet money, guy?

  14. Re:Excellent example.... on Canadian Libraries Want $300,000 To Buy Games · · Score: 1

    Not all libraries have DVDs. Mine only has books.

  15. Re:Excellent example.... on Canadian Libraries Want $300,000 To Buy Games · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah but to be fair, if you remove CSS then webpages look like crap.

  16. It looks back at you? on Will Your Next Touchscreen Be Touchless? · · Score: 4, Funny

    The MIT media lab. is developing a motion screen computer. It looks back at you.

    What are you doing, Dave?

  17. Health Benefits on Will Your Next Touchscreen Be Touchless? · · Score: 5, Funny

    They even mention the health benefits of not touching displays.

    Especially for my co-workers. The last one who touched my display got stabbed in the hand by a spork.

  18. Re:hackers? on Security Holes Found In "Smart" Meters · · Score: 1

    If somebody starts screwing around with the lights to play Tetris on my apartment building, I'll install red lights just to fuck with his game.

  19. Re:Well, duh... on Microsoft Lost Search War By Ignoring the Long Tail · · Score: 1, Funny

    So, Microsoft goes off and designs a brand new [tech], without even knowing how its customers use such a [tech]. Yes, that sounds like Microsoft.

    Microsoft, doing business by ignoring its own users for the last three decades!

  20. Re:frits psot? on Microsoft Lost Search War By Ignoring the Long Tail · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nope, I'm sorry but you didn't get the frist post. On the other hand you did get the first post! Congratulations!

    Now be a good boy and go back to the main page to wait for the next article so you can try and be the first one to post something again.

  21. CubeStormer on Newcastle Maker Faire 2010 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    CubeStormer, Rubik's Cube solver made in LEGO bricks with Mindstorms kits.

    Okay, so it doesn't look like a "robot" and has four "hands", but it's still much faster than the one from Maker Faire 2010.

  22. Re:Nuclear Arms? on US and Russia Conclude Arms-Control Treaty · · Score: 1

    Girl: "Animals are better than people, they don't have war."
    Death: "What the hell are you talking about, animals fight all the time!"
    Girl: "Not with nuclear arms. You can't hug children with nuclear arms."
    Death then reaches over and touches (killing) her.

    From the Death Lives, Family Guy episode.

  23. Re:Think of the... on Fixing Internet Censorship In Schools · · Score: 1

    Oh, the cake is real. I'm not sure about the frosting though.

  24. Think of the... on Fixing Internet Censorship In Schools · · Score: 3, Funny

    Swimming pools can be dangerous for children. To protect them, one can install locks ... [or] teach them to swim.'

    Won't somebody think of the lock makers!

  25. Re:Uh Huh on China's Great Firewall Infects Other Countries · · Score: 1

    I knew I forgot one.