Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of Web tech in this country. The Web 1.0 was the Web to own. Then the other guy came out with a Web 2.0. Were we scared? Hell, no. Because we hit back with a little thing called the Web 3.0. That's three point zero with parallel synergetic AJAX. For multimedia. But you know what happened next? Shut up, I'm telling you what happened—the bastards went to Web 4.0. Now we're standing around with our keyboards in our hands, selling Web 3.0 with AJAX. Multimedia or not, suddenly we're the chumps. Well, fuck it. We're going to Web 5.0.
Sure, we could go to Web 4.0 next, like the competition. That seems like the logical thing to do. After all, three worked out pretty well, and four is the next number after three. So let's play it safe. Let's make a heavier javascript library and call it the ZQuery. Why innovate when we can follow? Oh, I know why: Because we're a business, that's why!
You think it's crazy? It is crazy. But I don't give a shit. From now on, we're the ones who have the edge in the Web versioning game.
What part of this don't you understand? If Web 2.0 is good, and Web 3.0 is better, obviously Web 5.0 would make us the best fucking Web that ever existed. Comprende? We didn't claw our way to the top of the Web game by clinging to the Web 2.0 industry standard. We got here by taking chances. Well, Web 5.0 is the biggest chance of all.
When I click on "View a sample screenshot", my browser downloads the damn PNG file instead of simply displaying it like it should. Is it something wrong on Google's side or is it my browser?
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On the one hand, it's malware, on the other hand it replaces software from Adobe.
I can't decide if it's an enhancement or not.
DeLorean Car.
That would explain the neighbor's chiwawa.
Question: Who controls the root?
Possible answers:
- the tree
- the tooth
- the administrator
- the problem
So, he's related to Ace Ventura?
Bonus points for putting an indestructible blue phone booth somewhere.
To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem. - Douglas Adams
It's related if we're talking about firmware for a popcorn machine.
Yeah, but why does Google need so much electricity in the first place? Enough to want every American citizen to lower their electric usage?
I'll tell you why: Google are building a freakin' giant laser, that's why! They plan on attacking Planet Q42 with it!
They did. They called it Amiga.
Your ISP is modifying the web pages you're viewing?
Because for most people their laptop is their only computer and also their only storage space.
Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of Web tech in this country. The Web 1.0 was the Web to own. Then the other guy came out with a Web 2.0. Were we scared? Hell, no. Because we hit back with a little thing called the Web 3.0. That's three point zero with parallel synergetic AJAX. For multimedia. But you know what happened next? Shut up, I'm telling you what happened—the bastards went to Web 4.0. Now we're standing around with our keyboards in our hands, selling Web 3.0 with AJAX. Multimedia or not, suddenly we're the chumps. Well, fuck it. We're going to Web 5.0.
Sure, we could go to Web 4.0 next, like the competition. That seems like the logical thing to do. After all, three worked out pretty well, and four is the next number after three. So let's play it safe. Let's make a heavier javascript library and call it the ZQuery. Why innovate when we can follow? Oh, I know why: Because we're a business, that's why!
You think it's crazy? It is crazy. But I don't give a shit. From now on, we're the ones who have the edge in the Web versioning game.
What part of this don't you understand? If Web 2.0 is good, and Web 3.0 is better, obviously Web 5.0 would make us the best fucking Web that ever existed. Comprende? We didn't claw our way to the top of the Web game by clinging to the Web 2.0 industry standard. We got here by taking chances. Well, Web 5.0 is the biggest chance of all.
And for an added bonus, the software can tell you if you're a breasts man or a legs man.
As Seinfeld once said: why would I want legs? I've got legs.
I don't know why but after reading your post I feel a sudden urge to go buy a Pepsi.
Typical users keep music on their computer.
If you get rid of the fans, there won't be any funny/troll posts about Microsoft, Apple and Linux.
Is there any way to work around websites that do that for files that you know your browser can display by itself, such as PDF files?
When I click on "View a sample screenshot", my browser downloads the damn PNG file instead of simply displaying it like it should. Is it something wrong on Google's side or is it my browser?
LEhnux
If all of this was happening in Japan, the upcoming search engine would be called Moogle.
Roadkill.
Wow, that's not even 10$, 9$, 8$, 8$, 7$ and 6$, respectively! /dumbass_consumer
It tells nothing about the efficiencies in the music marketplace. It tells a lot about music labels contracts, though.
Doesn't look so shiny to me.