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  1. Re:Six degrees of separation on Large Hadron Collider Scientist Arrested For al-Qaeda Ties · · Score: 1

    Yep, thanks to Rupert Murdoch.

  2. Re:Disbelieve on Large Hadron Collider Scientist Arrested For al-Qaeda Ties · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dude, Santa Claus exists and he lives in Canada. His postal code is H0H 0H0.

  3. Re:My argument against cloud storage: Bell is my I on Why Cloud Storage Is Lousy For Enterprises (and Individuals) · · Score: 1

    No, send all your DVDs to me! I promise to keep them safe and I'll even do backups for free!

  4. Re:captain obvious on Warez Moving From BitTorrent to Conventional Hosting Services · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not it's not, it's DYING!

    <whisper>(shut up!)</whisper>

  5. Re:Why can't Microsoft be a business too? on Windows Server Trusts Samba4 Active Directory · · Score: 1

    And how will they sell licenses to people who download free software anonymously?

  6. Re:Just watched the video... on Star Guard — an Old-School Platformer Done Right · · Score: 4, Insightful

    IMHO Star Guard wasn't worthy of a Slashdot article and smells more like an ad, even if the game is free.

    There's also the fact that if it's a Flash game, why not embed it in the webpage directly? I'm not running random programs from the 'net, and that includes games.

  7. Re:Runs on Linux just fine! on Star Guard — an Old-School Platformer Done Right · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If it's really a Flash game then why embed a stupid video on the webpage instead of the game itself?

  8. Re:Just watched the video... on Star Guard — an Old-School Platformer Done Right · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you want to see a good game with simple graphics, look at http://www.canabalt.com/.

    Damn thing only has 6 colors and yet it looks amazing.

    As for being a good game, watching the video sure doesn't makes me want to play it, and I've started playing videogames in the Atari 2006 era so I'm not biased against old-school games (Night Stalker on Intellivision is a good game, for reference).

  9. Re:Nice job assholes on Star Guard — an Old-School Platformer Done Right · · Score: 1

    That's what I'm wondering, AC. It's supposed to be made in Flash, so why isn't it embedded in the webpage itself?

    The video did show me that it looks boring as hell, however, so I don't even care what OS versions there is or not.

  10. Just watched the video... on Star Guard — an Old-School Platformer Done Right · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's old-school and then there's too-old-school.

    I'm not one to usually say this, but the graphics really do look dated (what is that, CGA graphics flashback?), as well as the gameplay and sound effects (almost sounds like the simple PC speaker that we got rid of a long time ago, thank you very much).

    This game seems boring at best. And why compile the damn thing for PC and Mac? Why not just embed the damn Flash game into the webpage itself?

  11. Re:Rain happens when God cries on More Water Out There — Ice Found On an Asteroid · · Score: 1

    In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. Many races believe it was created by some sort of God, but the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI firmly believed that the entire universe was, in fact, sneezed out of the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure. The Jatravartids, who lived in perpetual fear of the time they called "The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief" were small, blue creatures with more than fifty arms each. They were unique in being the only race in history to have invented the aerosol deodorant before the wheel.

    - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

  12. Pacemakers? on Penny-Sized Nuclear Batteries Developed · · Score: 1

    [...] nuclear power sources have already been safely powering a variety of devices, such as pacemakers [...]

    Come on now, Iron Man isn't real!

  13. Re:There is a better way to avoid law suits on Photoshop Disaster Draws DMCA Notice For Boing Boing · · Score: 1

    You know you've been on the internet too long when you read that as "I have always considered real life to be one of the greatest American designers"...

  14. Re:Another shot of the model, more realistic on Photoshop Disaster Draws DMCA Notice For Boing Boing · · Score: 1

    lol, can someone do worst?

  15. Re:Juris-my-dick-tion on Photoshop Disaster Draws DMCA Notice For Boing Boing · · Score: 1

    Laugh?

  16. Re:That would make... on Microsoft Leaks Details of 128-bit Windows 8 · · Score: 1

    I think you're pushing the joke a bit too far.

  17. Re:Fuck Everything on Microsoft Leaks Details of 128-bit Windows 8 · · Score: 1

    Microsoft will only make Windows 8 for servers in clusters of five?

  18. Re:Wrong Question on Design Starting For Matter-Antimatter Collider · · Score: 1

    But make sure to check the seller's rating first.

  19. Re:Who said anything about Open Source? on Decoding Adobe's Big Device Push · · Score: 1

    Well, get on with it!

  20. Re:Damn, I've booked my time off already on NASA Downgrades Asteroid-Earth Collision Risk · · Score: 1

    Nope. It's Hot Fudge Sunday.

  21. Re:Jews on Artist Not Allowed To Stream His Own Music · · Score: 1

    Jews are gross, Lois. It's the only religion with 'ew' in it. - Peter Griffin, Family Guy

  22. Re:Wow! on Massive Phishing Campaign Hits Multiple Email Services · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You destroyed the joke thread by starting at the end.

    You should have started with "1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!"

  23. Re:Rings in a plane on NASA Discovers Giant Ring Around Saturn · · Score: 1

    Doesn't mean the ring has the same orbit the moon had. And we can't see what escaped because it didn't became part of the ring.

  24. Re:Esoteric Naming System on NASA Discovers Giant Ring Around Saturn · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wonder what they will name this one

    E++ ?

  25. Re:Wait... on NASA Discovers Giant Ring Around Saturn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone alert the media!

    I think they did!