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Penny-Sized Nuclear Batteries Developed

pickens writes "Nuclear batteries that produce energy from the decay of radioisotopes are an attractive proposition for many applications because the isotopes that power them can provide a useful amount of current for hundreds of years at power densities a million times as high as standard batteries. Nuclear batteries have been used for military and aerospace applications for years, their large size has limited their general usage. But now a research team at the University of Missouri has developed a nuclear battery the size of a penny that could be used to power micro- and nano-electromechanical systems. The researchers' innovation is not only in the battery's size, but also that the batteries use a liquid semiconductor rather than a solid semiconductor. 'The critical part of using a radioactive battery is that when you harvest the energy, part of the radiation energy can damage the lattice structure of the solid semiconductor,' says Jae Wan Kwon. 'By using a liquid semiconductor, we believe we can minimize that problem.' The batteries are safe under normal operating conditions. 'People hear the word "nuclear" and think of something very dangerous,' says Kwon. 'However, nuclear power sources have already been safely powering a variety of devices, such as pacemakers, space satellites, and underwater systems.'"

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  1. ohhhhh... by 0110011001110101 · · Score: 5, Funny

    so this is what Iran has been up to... now it all makes sense.

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    1. Re:ohhhhh... by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know this a joke, but it does remind me of something. One of the arguments that people on the far right have tried to use to convince the public that Iran is trying to build bombs and not energy is: "Iran has so much oil, why would they care about nuclear energy?"

      Easy, sherlock... they aren't going to have oil forever. Iran might be thinking ahead. They might not want to make the same mistake that the U.S. made it comes to oil dependency.

      Having said that, I still think that Iran's program is to make a bomb... but I think that argument is idiotic.

    2. Re:ohhhhh... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 5, Informative

      Iran has crude oil. What they *don't* have is gasoline...fuel oil...asphalt...and so on. Iran has very little in the way of refining capability (it didn't help that a large chunk of their refineries got blown up in the Iraq-Iran war). In fact, one of the sanctions that's been discussed for Iran is cutting off their gasoline supply.

    3. Re:ohhhhh... by SteeldrivingJon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Easy, sherlock... they aren't going to have oil forever. Iran might be thinking ahead. They might not want to make the same mistake that the U.S. made it comes to oil dependency.

      Or, they could figure that it's bloody stupid to burn their own oil for power when they could sell it on the market as global supplies dwindle and/or demand rises. Better to use nuclear to generate electricity and use the fossil fuels to provide revenue for the future.

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    4. Re:ohhhhh... by radtea · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Iran has so much oil, why would they care about nuclear energy?"

      For the same reason Canada does.

      Canada has almost as much oil as Iran and has a large civil nuclear power program. Here in Ontario we get about half our electricity from nuclear power, despite all that oil in Alberta and elsewhere.

      So anyone bringing this point up about Iran is just demonstrating their complete ignorance of the world, and disqualifying themselves from being taken seriously regarding American foreign policy.

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    5. Re:ohhhhh... by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Having said that, I still think that Iran's program is to make a bomb...

            Nahh, having a bomb is really a fringe benefit. Pakistan has bombs, North Korea has bombs, and it doesn't stop those countries from being shit-holes. Having a bomb does not immediately confer upon you God-like abilities. Though it does tend to make warmongering politicians pause a little.

          Iran would rather have our wealth by maximizing sale of crude, and keep on exporting oil. Hell when oil was at $150/bbl I think every country in the world was seriously thinking about building a nuclear reactor. And the Iranians were probably crying at all the "lost profits" due to domestic consumption.

            Of course, the American president has just won the peace prize. So if he says it's ok to attack Iran, that must make it ok.

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    6. Re:ohhhhh... by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Having a bomb does not immediately confer upon you God-like abilities. Though it does tend to make warmongering politicians pause a little.

      Having a bomb makes it far less likely that your neighbors will invade you.

    7. Re:ohhhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, why burn the oil yourself rather than sell money to some foreign schmuck?

      And doesn't the US have one of the largest reserves of oil and coal in the world?

      So why does the US have a nuclear power industry?

      WORLD DOMINATION!!!!

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    8. Re:ohhhhh... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      it didn't help that a large chunk of their refineries got blown up in the Iraq-Iran war

      The Iraq-Iran war was over 20 years ago. They could have rebuilt their refining capabilities by now had they chosen to do so.

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    9. Re:ohhhhh... by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 0, Troll

      ne of the arguments that people on the far right have tried to use to convince the public that Iran is trying to build bombs and not energy is: "Iran has so much oil, why would they care about nuclear energy?"

      Wow, that was classic.

      A straw man argument is an informal fallacy based on misrepresentation of an opponent's position.[1] To "attack a straw man" is to create the illusion of having refuted a proposition by substituting a superficially similar proposition (the "straw man"), and refuting it, without ever having actually refuted the original position

      What's interesting about this is that the only sources I can find (in a 2 min google search) for your statement that "people on the far right" are using this argument are various blog posts from people on the far left.

    10. Re:ohhhhh... by faffod · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Put yourself in their shoes. You have a super power that has repeatedly made belligerent comments about you. That same super power decided it didn't like your neighbor and overthrew their government. Now imagine the roles were reversed. Lets say that Russia went in and overthrew the government of Honduras, all while making noises about not liking the USA. What would the USA do? (Hint, it was called the cold war and we built up an nuclear arsenal).
      I might not care for the regime that is in place, but placing sanctions and talking about going to war with them means that they need electricity and to shore up their defenses.

    11. Re:ohhhhh... by jeffasselin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Even better: burning oil in combustion engines is retarded. We need that oil to power modern industries like plastics and high tech engineering.

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    12. Re:ohhhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the arguments that people on the far right have tried to use to convince the public that Iran is trying to build bombs and not energy is: "Iran has so much oil, why would they care about nuclear energy?"

      Easy, sherlock... they aren't going to have oil forever.

      Unfortunately, an argument like that won't convince the far right. Especially not the crowd who think the earth is an infinite resource because "it's so unimaginably big and we're so small, so we can't possibly affect it". I've had discussions with relatives who are dead-set in that opinion.

      Not to mention the people who were around during the oil panic of the 70s or so. I've talked with them, too. As per their logic, there was a panic because the oil conglomerates said we were running out of oil, but it turns out we weren't, therefore oil is infinite and anyone who says otherwise is a lying hippy bastard. QED.

    13. Re:ohhhhh... by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh I agree. Having a bomb-making capability is certainly a fringe benefit. However in today's energy-starved world, nuclear power makes sense for ANY nation, and ESPECIALLY for an oil exporting nation. Because if they end up consuming their own exports, what ELSE are they going to export? Sand? Dates?

      There is a valid argument for a nuclear powered Iran without even considering nuclear weapons. But, as you said, having some would certainly be a bonus.

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    14. Re:ohhhhh... by Intron · · Score: 1

      Troll n. 1) Someone making a statement only to elicit criticism. 2) Someone with whom the moderator disagrees.

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    15. Re:ohhhhh... by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      I'd like to choose door number two, please.

    16. Re:ohhhhh... by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      The hydrocarbons in gasoline are different than the ones used in plastics. You get a little bit of everything from a single barrel of crude.

    17. Re:ohhhhh... by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

      I know this a joke, but it does remind me of something. One of the arguments that people on the far right have tried to use to convince the public that Iran is trying to build bombs and not energy is: "Iran has so much oil, why would they care about nuclear energy?"

      Easy, sherlock... they aren't going to have oil forever. Iran might be thinking ahead. They might not want to make the same mistake that the U.S. made it comes to oil dependency.

      Having said that, I still think that Iran's program is to make a bomb... but I think that argument is idiotic.

      I hope you realize that the US made a strategic decision decades ago (thinking ahead) to deplete foreign oil reserves before their own.

      I firmly believe Iran's intentions are to deny the Jewish Holocaust happened, to deny Israel as a legitimate state, and (as clearly stated to multiple countries multiple times by their fanatic religious leader and fanatic secular leader) to destroy Israel and it's peoples.

      I sincerely hope that Israel nukes Iran's nuke site the very femtosecond it becomes operational.

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    18. Re:ohhhhh... by lee1026 · · Score: 1

      Actually, we had nuclear weapons long before the USSR did anything in south America.

    19. Re:ohhhhh... by evil-merodach · · Score: 1

      Except that Canada's oil reserves are in the form of heavy crude which isn't as economically feasible to extract. But I agree with the rest of your comment.

    20. Re:ohhhhh... by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...Having a bomb makes it far less likely that your neighbors will invade you...

      Unless you are a radical, hateful, extremist, religious dictator, such as Amadinejahd, repeatedly and very publicly threatening to annihilate Israel.

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    21. Re:ohhhhh... by Rei · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Burning oil is one of the most expensive ways to make electricity.

      Also, I don't know if anyone else was irked by this, but nuclear batteries do not have "power densities a million times as high as standard batteries". They have *energy* densities a million times as high as standard batteries. It's shameful that someone posting articles on Slashdot doesn't know the difference.

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    22. Re:ohhhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would suggest invading Iraq like Mexico is invading the United States... Just cross over the border and start taking the jobs "nobody wants"... Then eventually you will have a large enough portion of the population (legally or not) that you are a political force to recon with.

    23. Re:ohhhhh... by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

      Every bit of nuclear power Iran ( or Canada ) produces equals more salable oil. I hate the government of Iran as much as the next guy, but they really do have legitimate reasons for nuclear energy.

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    24. Re:ohhhhh... by byoung · · Score: 3, Informative

      From TFA:

      "To provide enough power, we need certain methods with high energy density," said Jae Kwon, assistant professor of electrical and computer engineering at MU. "The radioisotope battery can provide power density that is six orders of magnitude higher than chemical batteries."

      Power density.

    25. Re:ohhhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember, most of our plastics are from crude oil....

    26. Re:ohhhhh... by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      What? Nukular cellphones?

    27. Re:ohhhhh... by faffod · · Score: 1

      And we were stock piling before then too... but look at the whole "domino theory" doctrine that drove the arms race.

    28. Re:ohhhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Iran has so much oil, why would they care about nuclear energy?"

      For the same reason Canada does.

      Canada has almost as much oil as Iran and has a large civil nuclear power program. Here in Ontario we get about half our electricity from nuclear power, despite all that oil in Alberta and elsewhere.

      So anyone bringing this point up about Iran is just demonstrating their complete ignorance of the world, and disqualifying themselves from being taken seriously regarding American foreign policy.

      We Ontarioians are watching them closely, they have a huge supply of oil and they are talking about building a nuclear reactor for "peaceful" purposes.

      We are not fooled.

      We have fighters at the ready to bomb Alberta back into the stone age, as soon as we figure out where their illicit nuclear program is.

    29. Re:ohhhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not to mention pharmaceuticals and the chemical industry. Hydrocarbons are an important precursor in many commercial chemical reactions.

    30. Re:ohhhhh... by eltaco · · Score: 1

      makes sense, iran has always been a price hawk when it came to oil, trying to convince the oecd to raise prices.
      doesn't mean they're not building bombs too though.

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    31. Re:ohhhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in Ontario we get about half our electricity from nuclear power, despite all that oil in Alberta and elsewhere.

      And yet, you call it "hydro."

    32. Re:ohhhhh... by Rei · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They misspoke or were written down wrong. Six orders of magnitude more power density than chemical batteries wouldn't be a battery. It'd be a bomb. Further evidence toward a mistake is that they were just talking about "high energy density".

      Why do so many people confuse energy and power?

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    33. Re:ohhhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Much of what was destroyed was for crude. Perhaps refineries as well, I don't know. They have been and are (re)building sites at South Pars, Kharg, Bid Boland, Reshadat, etc. for crude and refinery at a massive scale.

    34. Re:ohhhhh... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Iran has crude oil. What they *don't* have is gasoline...

      Expect an upsurge in homebrew Stirling or steam engines. They'll probably be ugly but workable. They only need something that will ignite.

      What they don't have is gasoline infrastructure of the scale to do the job justice. But gasoline refineries are really only plumbing, taken on the large scale. The Iranians have shown themselves to be innovative, at least in places - they're making their own U235 centrifuges, aren't they? They should be able to come up with small-scale, distributed refining infrastructure if they keep the educational mill turning. Even if you truck the crude around rather than pipeline it, they could be rolling at home before their industrial bootstrapping job is complete.

      Anyway, I'd expect semi-crude (i.e. low value, low yield refined crude) oil burners to appear on the scene in Iran first. Ideology may get in the way a bit, but brains seem to be resident in all sorts of people. It's a mistake to underestimate anybody.

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    35. Re:ohhhhh... by TheGreenNuke · · Score: 1

      People are lazy. They drop that forth dimension and next thing you know everyone thinks P=E instead of P=E/t

    36. Re:ohhhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFL... Do you kno anything about oil? The lighter compounds that make up gasoline are not used to make plastic.

      You actually have it backwords. The reason that plastics are cheap is because we refine so much oil to get gasoline. If we cut our use of gas, the price of all of the biproducts will go UP.

    37. Re:ohhhhh... by PDX · · Score: 1

      Is that Plutonium in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

    38. Re:ohhhhh... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Because if they end up consuming their own exports, what ELSE are they going to export? Sand? Dates?

      Ahhh... date-an-iranian.com

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    39. Re:ohhhhh... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      The Iraq-Iran war was over 20 years ago. They could have rebuilt their refining capabilities by now had they chosen to do so.

      Not that easy when the worlds industrialised nations have an embargo against you. Iran has to buy almost all its computer technology off the black market seeing as Intel and AMD aren't permitted to sell to Iran. Add to this the difficulty of getting in skilled Oil and Gas engineers, given the O&G engineering field is centred around Houston (US), Glasgow (Scotland) and Perth (Australia) all of these nations flatly refuse to do business with Iran.

      It's not just a matter of choosing to do so, Iran would have chosen to do so by now to comply with their doctrine of no critical imports but it's not easy to build a refinery under ideal circumstances, it's nigh impossible to do it when you cant get the parts or the brains you need for the job.

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    40. Re:ohhhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and how's the device constructed that makes it impossible to release that 6 more orders of energy in an instant?

      just a note to myself:
      power is rate of energy expense (or work done)

    41. Re:ohhhhh... by Rei · · Score: 1

      The best li-ion batteries can release 5 kilowatts per kg (the titanates). Six orders of magnitude would mean 5 gigawatts per kilogram. Sorry, but not going to happen. A kilogram of copper wire couldn't carry a small fraction that much current without vaporizing.

      Six orders of magnitude more power than current batteries wouldn't be a battery; it'd be a bomb.

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    42. Re:ohhhhh... by the_arrow · · Score: 1

      If they can build an atomic power plant (as they claim it is), they sure as hell can build an oil refinery!

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    43. Re:ohhhhh... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      If they can build an atomic power plant (as they claim it is), they sure as hell can build an oil refinery!

      Sure they can because the technologies and expertise involved in these two industries is so readily interchangeable.

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    44. Re:ohhhhh... by the_arrow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to long ago they didn't have any capacity to build any nuclear facilities, now they have plenty of capacity. If they managed to get from zero to nuclear power in such a short term, why can't they get their oil industry back on line again? I doubt everyone knowing anything about oil refinery have fled the country, or died in the war with Iraq.

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    45. Re:ohhhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Iran has crude oil. What they *don't* have is gasoline...fuel oil...asphalt...

      ...not-crazy horses...strippers...humor...teletubbies...

  2. Cars??? by clonan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So lets scale these up and replace the power pakcs on cars!

    I would love to be able to drive for a few hundred years between recharges!

    1. Re:Cars??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Haha, yeah. Until Joe Public hears the word "nuclear" and shits a brick.

    2. Re:Cars??? by clonan · · Score: 4, Funny

      We can just say its "nucular" and be all cute like George W.

      The world will never know the truth!

    3. Re:Cars??? by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      If it were that big, the lead shielding required would make an SUV look light.

      (and before anyone screams "troll!", let me quote TFA: "but the particles' extremely high energies means...")

      ('course, I could be way the hell wrong about it, but it seems that a car-sized isotope battery would churn out a hellish amount of particles considering the amperage rating).

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    4. Re:Cars??? by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 1

      My dream of driving a Chryslus Motors Highwayman can now become a reality!

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    5. Re:Cars??? by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      power densities a million times as high as standard batteries

      It sounds like they would almost serve in cars as-is.

    6. Re:Cars??? by Robin47 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Recharge? How do you recharge a battery that depends on the decay of radioisotopes?

    7. Re:Cars??? by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 2, Insightful

      i was thinking more along the lines of a bios battery that will last until the next ice age.

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    8. Re:Cars??? by Smegly · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The usual suspects are already against it, regardless of whether the tech is viable or not... and in this case the said usual suspects only have to yell "Nuclear Threat!!" to an already scared population to keep this off your roadways, forever... whether its a valid fear or not

    9. Re:Cars??? by cashman73 · · Score: 1

      Wake me when it's able to generate the 1.21 Gigawatts of electricity necessary to run my DeLorean's Flux Capacitor,...

    10. Re:Cars??? by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      NASA Calls this RTG. We need just a cheap one (plutonium is expensive) and better cooled (space RTGs throws a considerable amount of heat. Not a problem on space, but maybe cause problems inside one car)

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    11. Re:Cars??? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Well you'd need a Mr. Fusion machine. Then it would be easy.

      But since nuclear fusion is a dream unachievable outside mathematical formulas, billion dollar labs where they can produce a picogram or so of new stuff, and THE SUN, I doubt that it's going to happen anytime soon.

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    12. Re:Cars??? by CoolHnd30 · · Score: 5, Funny

      but it seems that a car-sized isotope battery would

      It would be difficult to fit a battery the size of a car into a car....

    13. Re:Cars??? by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 4, Funny

      As with all other batteries just store them in a torch and next time you need them they'll be dead :(

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    14. Re:Cars??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "Nucular" is a term made popular by an earlier President of the US, one James Earl Carter, Jr.

    15. Re:Cars??? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 5, Interesting

      So don't call it "nuclear decay." That just sounds bad all around.

      Use a tried and proven practice by inventing a euphemism for "nuclear decay." How about "elemental ebbing," or "EE" for short?

      Joe Public would definitely buy something labeled, "Powered by EE, as in grEEn!"

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    16. Re:Cars??? by Bai+jie · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You know, maybe we need a new word for nuclear. A good old rebranding like corporations do when their name is now met with general public distrust (regardless if the distrust is warranted). We can still call all bombs nuclear, but from now on we should use the term Hydro-Exothermic power plants to describe new power plants. Or something that makes people think of steam instead of ZOMG radiation and bombs.

    17. Re:Cars??? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Actually I bet this is a based on beta emissions and not heat. So it is basically a direct radiation to electricity conversion. You could use tritium as the source or any other beta emitter.
      If it is I don't know if I would want it implated in a pace maker. All the common beta emitters are things you really don't want in you system. They are all biologically active.

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    18. Re:Cars??? by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You don't recharge it. You use it for a thousand years, then throw it into a landfill. Or a nearby star.

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    19. Re:Cars??? by IvoryRing · · Score: 1

      You have this backwards, it's much easier to discard waste heat in a car than it is in space. Consider - you have a multi-year mission, surrounded by an insulator that does not allow convective or conductive cooling. In fact, the only practical cooling methods are A.) heating part of your mass and shedding it, and B.) radiating it (as signal or as noise) at some EM frequency.

    20. Re:Cars??? by jargon82 · · Score: 1

      Build a bigger car!

    21. Re:Cars??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn you bios checksum error!

    22. Re:Cars??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't know why they would. It's all marketing. Those people who still wear watches are perfectly comfortable with tritium decaying constantly near their wrist.

      "Hey, you know that cool stuff that makes you watch glow in the dark? Now it powers your car!"

    23. Re:Cars??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget thermonuclear bombs. You can get fusion there, too!

    24. Re:Cars??? by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      Direct ratiation to electricity? Even better! Maybe cause problens on peacemakers, but imagine that one a little bigger (maybe multicells on one package) on a notebook? Cool notebook and years of operation

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    25. Re:Cars??? by falcon5768 · · Score: 1

      They already are implanted in Pacemakers all the time so I wouldn't worry about it.

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    26. Re:Cars??? by mea37 · · Score: 1

      Uh... I'll worry about that in a few hundred years, when it's depleted?

    27. Re:Cars??? by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yep, I'm old enough to remember when an MRI scan was a NMR (Nuclear magnetic resonance) scan. The marketroids changed that as soon as the scans were out of the lab.

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    28. Re:Cars??? by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      You mean like how Nuclear Magnetic Resonance (NMR) imaging was renamed Magnetic Resonance Imaging (MRI) in the health care market?

      I say we go back to Atomic.

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    29. Re:Cars??? by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      I swear if that happens I'll start a campaign and website.

      There's simply NO WAY that such a cool technology could not make it to market. It would be amazing for so many reasons.

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    30. Re:Cars??? by fincan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So lets scale these up and replace the power pakcs on cars!

      I would love to be able to drive for a few hundred years between recharges!

      Screw the car, I want this on my next laptop.

    31. Re:Cars??? by FrankieBaby1986 · · Score: 1

      Battery Swap Stations?

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    32. Re:Cars??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are they alphas, betas or gammas? Alphas can be stopped by paper.

    33. Re:Cars??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cars crash. You have to design it in such a way as to be collision-proof or at least collision resistant. Granted, I don't know much about the radiation levels these things put off, but that may be why we don't have them in cars.

      See also: Ford's Attempt

    34. Re:Cars??? by theun4gven · · Score: 1

      It would be difficult to fit a battery the size of a car into a car....

      No, that would be pretty easy. The difficult part would be fitting anything else.

    35. Re:Cars??? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but it's mostly fission...

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    36. Re:Cars??? by LordAndrewSama · · Score: 1

      Atomic likely has worse connotations because of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

      A thorough rebranding, one without Hiroshima, Nagasaki, and Chernobyl as poster children, is probably the only way to get the scared masses to accept Nuclear power.

      I agree with great great grand parent though, this would be awesome in a car, and would maybe help countries lacking oil to break their dependence on it. Not to mention all the benefits to mother nature.

    37. Re:Cars??? by jcochran · · Score: 1

      Yep. And almost every car on road now has a device on it to cause a chemical reaction of partially burned fuel with air. The original correct name for these devices is catalytic reactor. But the word "reactor" brings up scary thoughts about nuclear reactors. So the marketroids named these devices "catalytic converters"

    38. Re:Cars??? by Mr_eX9 · · Score: 1

      It's really sad that people are still so nuke-phobic. My high school chemistry class in '05 explained why nuclear power really isn't dangerous unless people are catastrophically stupid (Chernobyl.) I got it, even with my primitive teenage brain--I think nuclear power is great. Why doesn't anyone else?

    39. Re:Cars??? by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

      I think they already call them "steam electric stations".

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    40. Re:Cars??? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      NASA Calls this RTG. We need just a cheap one (plutonium is expensive) and better cooled (space RTGs throws a considerable amount of heat. Not a problem on space, but maybe cause problems inside one car)

      No, it's the other way around. Although T_c is theoretically colder in space than in a car (the celestial sphere has an "average" radiation temperature in the neighborhood of 3 Kelvin, while most people don't like to drive when the temperature gets below 200K), heat rejection by convection is significantly more effective than by radiation unless you allow the fins to reach high temperatures, which reduces temperature difference in your power plant.

      Maximum theoretical efficiency is lower, but maximum *output* is much, much higher.

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    41. Re:Cars??? by jcochran · · Score: 1

      And why would you even consider recharging it?

      However, I see some problems with a nuclear battery for a car.

      Its lifespan isn't dependent upon how much power it's supplying. A million times the power density doesn't mean that the car can travel a million times as far on the battery as a single charge of a conventional battery. So for applications with extreme changes in power requirements, you're going to have a lot of wasted potential energy. Those isotopes are decaying regardless of your immediate need for power.

      Because of this, I'd say that nuclear batteries are more suited towards those applications where you have a relatively steady power requirement. Things like pacemakers are ideal in that you want a continous and reliable source of long term power.

    42. Re:Cars??? by kat_skan · · Score: 1

      It would be difficult to fit a battery the size of a car into a car....

      That's why us forward-thinking Americans all bought huge trucks and SUVs.

    43. Re:Cars??? by Nevynxxx · · Score: 1

      You mean like when people go to hospital for an MRI scan (Magnetic resonance imaging) instead of an NMR (Nuclear magnetic resonance) imaging scan?

    44. Re:Cars??? by wastedlife · · Score: 1

      Sounds like Citrix:

      WinFrame->MetaFrame->Presentation Server->XenApp

      Seriously though, this is a fantastic idea and may help to sell the idea of using nuclear to replace fossil fuels. I want clean, cheap power now.

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    45. Re:Cars??? by Daengbo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It was Eisenhower. "But it isn't always easy to tell whether an error is a typo or a thinko. Take the pronunciation of nuclear as "nucular." That one has been getting on people's nerves since Eisenhower made the mispronunciation famous in the 1950's. In Woody Allen's 1989 film Crimes and Misdemeanors, the Mia Farrow character says she could never fall for any man who says "nucular." That would have ruled out not just Dubya, but Bill Clinton, who said the word right only about half the time. (President Carter had his own way of saying the word, as "newkeeuh," but that probably had more to do with his Georgia accent than his ignorance of English spelling.)"

    46. Re:Cars??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We heard you like to drive, so we put a car in your car, so you can cruise while you cruise.

    47. Re:Cars??? by Big+Boss · · Score: 1

      Use the isotope decay to charge a normal battery or capacitor. Still some potential loss, but it's something. And if you plug into your house at night, use it to power your fridge or something. :)

    48. Re:Cars??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How long do you live? Share the secret with us!!!

    49. Re:Cars??? by MrNemesis · · Score: 1

      Been there, done that.

      Admittedly, this was only a concept car, but they genuinely thought it'd be possible. Similarly, the batteries in their current state aren't suitable - long life yes, large current no; you'd probably need a battery of a thousand or so cells to equal your average Li-ion mobile. Promising concept for the medium term though.

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    50. Re:Cars??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, like Car-sized battery, a battery that is sized for a car. Poorly worded, for sure, but dont troll just to troll.

    51. Re:Cars??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Nucleon

    52. Re:Cars??? by mvdwege · · Score: 1, Funny

      The usual suspects are already against it

      Citation needed.

      Mart

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    53. Re:Cars??? by Happy-R-BOB · · Score: 1

      Hot dang! I want a Corvega and a fission battery for my Gameboy! Fallout here we come!

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    54. Re:Cars??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Follow the links given. If you've watched and/or read what they so graciously provided links to you for, then you'd have plenty of well researched citations to satisfy you. Sheesh...
      Irritating, lazy, Gits indeed.

    55. Re:Cars??? by Bai+jie · · Score: 1

      Not in the media. Like the pork industry pushed the media into properly calling "swine flu" H1N1, the power people need to get the word nuclear off the air and out of the minds of the paranoid populous. At least when referring to power production.

    56. Re:Cars??? by DrStrange66 · · Score: 1

      Just call it a miniature arc reactor and attach some blue LEDs to it. Run a commercial featuring Iron Man and its sold to the public!

    57. Re:Cars??? by vivin · · Score: 1

      I tried to do this. When I put the battery in a torch it exploded and I also burnt my hand really bad. Yup. The battery sure is dead. Though I'm not sure why anyone would want to store them this way.

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    58. Re:Cars??? by Jedi1USA · · Score: 1

      Do you really think having every car on the road fitted with a nuclear battery would be a good idea? I've seen how poorly most people take care of their cars, and the thought of trusting them with a nuclear device scares me a bit.

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    59. Re:Cars??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be difficult to fit a battery the size of a car into a car....

      It should be easy. The battery just has to be car shaped as well so you can leave out the rest.

    60. Re:Cars??? by nomadic · · Score: 0, Troll

      It's really sad that people are still so nuke-phobic. My high school chemistry class in '05 explained why nuclear power really isn't dangerous unless people are catastrophically stupid (Chernobyl.) I got it, even with my primitive teenage brain--I think nuclear power is great. Why doesn't anyone else?

      a) people aren't generally that nuke-phobic. It's a strawman concocted by the rabidly pro-nuke slashdot contingent to give themselves another reason to feel superior to the luddite rabble. There are many, many nuclear plants in the US.

      b) saying that Chernobyl only happened because of stupidity doesn't make the problem go away. In fact, if Chernobyl failed because of some technical flaw that would actually be easier to fix. Human stupidity isn't. If nuclear plants start proliferating in third world countries, the chance of another Chernobyl becomes likely.

      b) Most of the pro-nuclear crowd ignores or minimizes the main problem which is the waste. Nuclear waste is in aggregate, difficult to store safely, and because of the relatively long half-life of many types of nuclear waste this problem will be around for a long time to come. Right now . Reprocessing doesn't eliminate nuclear waste, just recycles a portion of it while still creating the same volume of waste, just in forms and less easy to store safely (not to mention the security issues inherent in creating access to plutonium).

    61. Re:Cars??? by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      Even then, you'd run into the problem of what happens when you go away for two weeks on vacation, and forget to plug in your car?
      After the first hour or two, your battery is full; you begin to overcharge it (where else is the energy going to go?), and then you have a big mess to clean up when you get home to find an exploded battery.

    62. Re:Cars??? by dontmakemethink · · Score: 1

      I've personally seen a car accident where the fuel tank was breached and the passengers narrowly escaped before the truck was engulfed in fire. Take that to a nuclear level and it's not just paranoia.

      Nor is the likelihood of the batteries being used for dirty bombs. Replay Oklahoma City with a few of those batteries among the diesel and fertilizer. I don't pretend to know what the contamination radius or half-life would be, but I'm guessing most of the metropolitan area would be unlivable for the next 150 years minimum. How long do those batteries last again?

      Meanwhile, you can't take a tube of toothpaste on a commercial airplane in most countries. Forget it, it'll never ever happen.

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    63. Re:Cars??? by sexconker · · Score: 1

      You mentioned Woody Allen and Mia Farrow.
      Thank you for ruining my Friday.

    64. Re:Cars??? by sexconker · · Score: 1

      NanoPower is the obvious answer.

    65. Re:Cars??? by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      1) They don't scale.
      2) They are too expensive.

      These are intended to provide a continuous, moderate amount of power for a very long time. Gasoline provides a variable, large amount of power for a very short time.

    66. Re:Cars??? by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Citrix: GoTo Hell.

    67. Re:Cars??? by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      Actually it was intended as a play on the old joke

      Torch: A storage device for dead batteries

      From air force terminology

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    68. Re:Cars??? by wsanders · · Score: 1

      Until Joe Redneck Public starts to recycle the cars by leaving them in his front yard to rust.

      OTOH the power pack would last much longer than the car, so he could hook the old power pack up to his beer cooler or mechanical bull and put it to use.

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    69. Re:Cars??? by nocwage · · Score: 1

      People need to realize that just because it contains nuclear material doesn't mean you could use it to build a bomb. Saying that you could use the material in those batteries to build a nuclear weapon is like saying that terrorists could use a glass of water to build a hydrogen bomb.

    70. Re:Cars??? by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      Sure. 'Radioisotope batteries' will put the public at ease.

      Let the Luddites plod along on diesel. I want my nucular car!

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    71. Re:Cars??? by ILuvRamen · · Score: 1

      Are you insane? The last thing they want to do is put a bunch of these small batteries or a big one in one place. If a terrorist orders 1000 or 10,000 of these tiny batteries then guess what, a few days of disassembly means they've got enough radiactive material for a dirty pipe bomb. I don't know what type of material they're using inside it but it must have an awfully short half life because it has to emit radiation not like once every 70 years, more like 1 every second or less probably. If it was longer, it wouldn't provide steady power.

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    72. Re:Cars??? by speroni · · Score: 1

      After the use of reprocessing plants you get two different kinds of nuclear waste, when separated. One kind is highly radioactive and gives off a ton of heat, but has a pretty short half-life (the "dangerous" stuff). The other kind is only mildly radio active, but has a very long half life (not so dangerous). You could take the "dangerous" stuff and break it down into manageable lots, and use them to run these batteries.

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    73. Re:Cars??? by vivin · · Score: 1

      I know, I was being facetious ;)

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    74. Re:Cars??? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It would be difficult to fit a battery the size of a car into a car....

      You just take an American car.

    75. Re:Cars??? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      I'd love a peacemaker that could convert radiation directly to energy!

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    76. Re:Cars??? by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      and Beta's can be altered by developers, but not stopped :P

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    77. Re:Cars??? by jcochran · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ... saying that Chernobyl only happened because of stupidity doesn't make the problem go away. In fact, if Chernobyl failed because of some technical flaw that would actually be easier to fix. Human stupidity isn't. If nuclear plants start proliferating in third world countries, the chance of another Chernobyl becomes likely.

      Then I guess you should rejoice. Chernobyl failed due to a technical flaw that allowed human stupidity to cause the melt down. The flaw was fundemental to Chernobyl's design. Chernobyl was a graphite moderated reactor. In a nutshell, this meant that the reaction would continue at full speed even with a loss of cooling. Due to this hazard, that design was banned in the West long before Chernobyl happened. The reactors used in the western world were typically light water reactors. With these reactors, a loss of cooling water in the core would cause the primary reaction to slow down and stop. There would still be secondary reactions caused by the further decay of isotopes created by the primary reaction. And these secondary reactions could generate enough heat to damage the core, but not nearly to the extent that happened in Chernobyl.

      Finally, designs have gotten simplier and better since then.

    78. Re:Cars??? by Ritchie70 · · Score: 1

      To hell with cars, could I just get one for my laptop?

      It'd be nice to make it through a day of meetings without having to drag the power cord around with me.

      Oh, and one for my cell phone so the battery doesn't go dead just when I want it?

      I promise to dispose of it properly. Honest.

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    79. Re:Cars??? by karnal · · Score: 1

      How about like a normal battery you put a charge controller ahead of the battery and stop charging it when it's full?

      There will still be a waste, but you won't have the mess you're talking about.

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    80. Re:Cars??? by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Meh, call it "material power", put it in a AA form factor, and sell it for $20 as a "forever battery".

      Forever batteries -- now with 400,000 Ah capacity. Take pictures until your camera breaks. Never charge your Wiimotes. Keep your family safe with never-dying smoke detectors.

      and the kicker:

      your cell phone will never run out of power.

      Joe Public will be lining up around the block to get their hands on these bad boys.

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    81. Re:Cars??? by Rei · · Score: 3, Interesting

      IF they're talking about an RTG, I'd rule that right out. I'm not fond of the idea of every car in the country carrying hundreds of kilograms of highly radioactive isotopes around when manufacturing defects are inevitable and there are 6.3 million car crashes and 260,000 car fires every year.

      On the other hand, it sounds like what they're describing is actually betavoltaics (God, I hate it when science articles are this vague...). If that's the case, no big deal. Betavoltaics use tritium as the fuel, and tritium is less dangerous than, say, the lead in your lead-acid battery. It's a very weak radiation (can't penetrate skin, doesn't go very far through air), and when ingested, the tritium (generally being in the form of water) has a very short residency in the body.

      The problem with scaling up betavoltaics is supply. How can you supply that much tritium in any remotely affordable manner? It just doesn't seem plausible.

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    82. Re:Cars??? by interploy · · Score: 1

      Let's say no, just for the fact that maintenance would be a nightmare. It's hard enough to find a reputable car mechanic, how are we supposed to find one with a competent nuclear tech? I've been to places that only pretended to replace parts, flushed coolant and replaced it with the wrong type, broke things in the process of fixing something else and then tried to charge me for it... guh. No thanks.

    83. Re:Cars??? by bkaul01 · · Score: 1

      Or "elemental transformation" - powered by ET. You could even use the glowing finger as a symbol.

    84. Re:Cars??? by SBrach · · Score: 1
    85. Re:Cars??? by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      We can call it MRI or something.....
       
      Seriously, that sort of rebranding has worked fine in the past. No reason not to do it again with nuclear power.

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    86. Re:Cars??? by extremescholar · · Score: 1

      This is brilliant! I've been looking for a long term solution so beer cooling!

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    87. Re:Cars??? by squidinkcalligraphy · · Score: 1

      Already been thought of, some 50 years ago: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Nucleon

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    88. Re:Cars??? by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      The difference is that when charging your batteries from mains, when you're done charging, there's always someone down the line who'll be happy to use that power that you're not using.
      When that happens in real life, less power is drawn from the wall (barely enough to keep the charge circuit running).
      The extra power not used at your wall is then used at your neighbor's wall, and so-on...
      If enough people turn off their lights, the power generating companies have to generate less power (as mains power has to be used pretty-much immediately).

      If there was noone to use the power generated at those generating stations, and it continued to generate power, it would overload the lines and cause a bigger mess than the 2003 blackout of the eastern NA seaboard.

    89. Re:Cars??? by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1

      Because the nuclear industry has been, uh, "less than perfect" over the years. You think catastrophic stupidity is restricted to Russia? Think again. There have been a series of low level accidents and releases of dangerous materials over time. And that's just the accidental stuff. Don't forget deliberate malice.

      It's fair to say that some people dislike nuclear power because they don't understand the science, but it's also fair to say others dislike it because they feel humanity isn't clueful enough to deal with it. The lack of a good solution to the waste issue is one example that backs them up, the fact that the nuclear industry needs massive subsidies is another.

    90. Re:Cars??? by psydeshow · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Atomic.

      Atomic battery. Seriously, it's all quaint and 1950s. Still a little cool and scary, but also fully controllable.

      Three Mile Island and Chernobyl were Nuclear Power Plants, generating Nuclear Power. We want to build Atomic Energy Stations that generate Atomic Energy. See the difference in how it sounds?

    91. Re:Cars??? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Hydrox Conversion Plant?

      YES!

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    92. Re:Cars??? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      But where do the Americans go?

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    93. Re:Cars??? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      But where do the Americans go?

      Americans don't need any of your pink commie leftist un-American batteries in their cars. A true patriotic American car drives on bitumen, though gasoline is also acceptable.

    94. Re:Cars??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that's what they did with Nuclear Magnetic Resonance Imaging - the 'nuclear' just disappeared and now we have MRI scans!

    95. Re:Cars??? by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      The batteries are the size of a penny (about twice actually). You'd need more than a few to irradiate a city for hundreds of years. So even though you admit you know nothing, you still spread FUD about possible terror attacks.
      good job.

    96. Re:Cars??? by AdamWeeden · · Score: 1

      I'll pass on having radiation that close to my genitals, personally. ;)

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    97. Re:Cars??? by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      What use is a BIOS that lasts a century past obsolescence? I'd prefer a battery that lasts a month but powers the whole computer and display.

    98. Re:Cars??? by evilviper · · Score: 1

      So lets scale these up and replace the power pakcs on cars!

      I priced it out once... If you use RTGs, you can't afford the Pu-238 alone. If you base your estimates instead on SRG (Sterling engine, rather than a Peltier), it will only cost you your house to buy the much smaller amount of Pu-238 (don't have the write-up in front of me, but it was well-over $100,000USD).

      Most people are unlikely to spend that much on fuel, or electricity in their lifetimes, particularly when you compare it to putting that amount of cash in an interest-bearing account and letting it accrue for 80 years.

      Still, it might be worthwhile in some cases, so it is a shame that we don't have the option available to us.

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    99. Re:Cars??? by karnal · · Score: 1

      You do realize that when you stop using power from a power source, the wires don't all of a sudden explode, don't you?

      Let's say you have a battery. The battery (let's say an AA nimh, around 2700mah capacity) has the potential to deliver a decent amount of current in a given time. Let's say you draw an amp at 1.25 volts from it for about ten minutes and then at the end of that time frame, you draw 10ma. Nothing happens to the battery, and nothing happens to the wires.

      Likewise, something like a generator - let's take an alternator (to go with the car analogies!) You can draw power from the alternator - however, it just makes the alternator harder to turn. The instant you stop taking power from the alternator, it doesn't burn itself up. It does spin a little more free since there's no load on it. The gasoline engine in the car regulates the idle and uses less gas to turn an unloaded alternator. In the same way, a power plant has to gauge baseline load - because it's kind of wasteful just sitting there producing power for no one to use. It doesn't cause a problem to have more amperage on a line than you expect your customers to draw; it's just a money sink in resources used.

      Guess I'm rambling, but unless there's a severe spike in voltage - and the customers would notice this - then you won't have an issue with dropping the load amount to zilch at a power plant.

      Similarly, having no load on a nuclear battery - that will decay whether you use the power or not - won't cause an issue; it just means you didn't utilize the power that was available at that given moment.

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    100. Re:Cars??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference in pronunciation started in the Carter administration - the idea was to distinguish between power generation and bombs by saying nuclear a different way.

    101. Re:Cars??? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      No. You can easily fit a Smart on the back of a monster truck. ^^

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    102. Re:Cars??? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, not sure. At first I thought "yeah", but, on second thought, we're already used to atomic watches and atomic clocks. Granted it's a wholly different sort of situation (atomic watches don't actually have radioactive timepieces, they just get their time from the clock that does), but still. I bet it could work.

      Of course we could also do something with the word "ionizing", that could work too. (Ionizing radiation = current inducing, that's how the geiger counter works, in fact it's the same way a smoke alarm works and they actually do have radioactive materials in them.)

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    103. Re:Cars??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what good is a BIOS battery that can last forever when your flash has already forgotten your firmware, Mr. Anderson? (Most NOR and NAND flash memories will degrade after 10 years @ 25C. There are a very few that will last longer but they aren't exactly the same as the flash they use for the BIOS today.)

    104. Re:Cars??? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      So don't call it "nuclear decay." That just sounds bad all around

      What about SIEC, as in Strong Interaction Energy Cell? ;-)

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    105. Re:Cars??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but it would work for an SUV...

    106. Re:Cars??? by artemis67 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, "nuclear decay" sounds nasty and horrible.

      Marketing has an idea to replace it with something much more enticing:

      "The penny-sized battery -- powered by Kitten Purrs!"

    107. Re:Cars??? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Look, guys, fission power comes from when atoms split apart.

      They don't split apart because of strong nuclear force. They split when the strong nuclear force can't hold the nucleus together anymore, and electromagnetic forces take over. What causes all those bits of atoms flying around is good old same-charge repulsion. (Fusion does use the strong nuclear force, so this won't work when we get commercial fusion reactors in ten years from -now-.)

      So, call 'em "electrorepulsion heaters" or "electroforce generators" or something like that. Who can get all hot and bothered about an electrothermal plant?

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    108. Re:Cars??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like they rebranded NMR (Nuclear Magnetic Resonance) as MRI (Magnetic Resonance Imaging).

    109. Re:Cars??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MRI machines used to be called "Nuclear Magnetic Resonance Imaging' machines until they realised the public is afraid of the word "nuclear".

      Just because it's based on interactions with atomic nuclei doesn't mean the public will reject it.

    110. Re:Cars??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah Joe how is that pile of bricks in your yard coming along.

    111. Re:Cars??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You stated the problem yourself, though. "Atomic" is quaint and evokes the fifties. So it doesn't sound futuristic enough to be cool.

    112. Re:Cars??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha, yeah. Until Joe Public hears the word "nuclear" and shits a brick.

      "No no no, this sucker's electrical..."

    113. Re:Cars??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Atomic.

      Atomic battery. Seriously, it's all quaint and 1950s. Still a little cool and scary, but also fully controllable.

      So when you start your car in the morning, you can correctly state "Atomic batteries to power..."

    114. Re:Cars??? by Hucko · · Score: 1

      a) It isn't a strawman. I get left out of converstations because I acknowledge that I want to have widespread nuclear power generation in Australia. I have been told "Well, you aren't worth talking to, then." In Australia, it is difficult to even have a resonable discussion about nuclear power.

      Most of your nuclear plants were built or commissioned prior to the fearmongering of the "luddite rabble". Why aren't so many being built over the past 30 years if the "ludite rabble" are so progressive? If I remember correctly, the powerstations you have were only kept running by policital uncertainty, not due to progressive decisiveness.

      b)You have given excellent reasons for preventing widespread use of the car. Please work on that first. You also give excellent reasons for obtaining more experience to know how to build better and more robust plants. Your incompetent third world will poliferate at some stage. USA/whatever watchdog can't be everywhere at once all the time. We would be better off teaching them the methods of generating the safer forms. Yes, I did; I suggested making them the competent third world. ~(Can it be done? Are they smart enough to understand our wisdom?)

      b redux) No, Nuclear waste a misnomer; it is useable, leftover from a utilised cycle. Demonstratably genuine power sources in their own right. Not used, because once again the "luddite rabble" decided it was too dangerous/scary to build the processing plants for that purpose.

      Your lament of rabidly pro-nuclear /. ignoring or minimising the problem, insists that storage alone is the one of two solutions, and a bad solution at that. The other solution seems to be stay with coal power generation.* Reprocessing also significantly shortens the storage period. Yes, I will admit it will give nuclear a larger cost. I still don't see that it is a reason not to do it. Obviously the higher energy products should be used for power generation.

      Then there is that the current popular methods release far more radiation uncontrolled as waste than nuclear power does. But lets not go there.

      I recently had a conversation with a woman that you sound like very much. She was arguing against the evils and accumulation of synthetic substances we use in every day products. Admittedly she was trying to sell 'natural' soaps and deoderisors; but she was a true believer. Except she was wearing a synthetic leather jacket and plastic accessories.

      *I'd love it if the 'sustainable' power generation would take the world by storm. I love solar, geothermal, wind, and wave power sources. I'm intrigued by many other alternatives, but I can't reconcile the numbers with the hope. Without taking the human race back to virtually extinct levels, I can't see a world without nuclear supporting us --- at which point the next metor finish the job off.

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    115. Re:Cars??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Atomic.

      Atomic battery. Seriously, it's all quaint and 1950s. Still a little cool and scary, but also fully controllable.

      Three Mile Island and Chernobyl were Nuclear Power Plants, generating Nuclear Power. We want to build Atomic Energy Stations that generate Atomic Energy. See the difference in how it sounds?

      Guess what wasn't 1950s? WWII and Hiroshima/Nagasaki. Sure, Atomic is a little 1945ish, and it still sounds like a bomb going off, but it's much less frightening than Nuclear!!!!

    116. Re:Cars??? by Mr_eX9 · · Score: 1

      I know you're just a troll, but...

      a) Yes they are. Just as one example, irradiated fruits are OFF THE MARKET because of consumer paranoia, even though there's no radioactive contamination of the fruit and the fruit lasts for weeks longer without preservatives.

      b) Chernobyl DID fail because of stupid technical flaws. And we're not talking about third world countries (at least I'm not,) I was talking about the US.

      c) Breeder reactors eat their own waste and produce plutonium, which I'm perfectly comfortable with the US possessing. As far as nuclear waste goes, its radioactivity is very low. Also, nuclear disarmament is a nice touchy-feely foreign policy, but losing our deterrent is bad. We could use the plutonium to make more weapons if we wanted; we're also running out of RTG material for sending stuff on long space missions.

    117. Re:Cars??? by Libertarian001 · · Score: 1

      Or maybe like Jimmy Carter, who should have known better. Get back under your bridge you fucking troll. There are plenty of reasons to bash W. That wasn't one of them.

    118. Re:Cars??? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, those electrolytic capacitors on the MB would have to be replaced long before that. They have a fairly short lifespan compared to the ICs next to them.

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    119. Re:Cars??? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Atomic battery. Seriously, it's all quaint and 1950s. Still a little cool and scary, but also fully controllable.

      Heh. I like it.

    120. Re:Cars??? by Vexar · · Score: 1
      What do you mean were? Three Mile Island is running just fine. You can just see it from the airport in Harrisburg, by the way. Puffy, white steam clouds wicking up around the corner of the river, surrounded by green, happy forests... An eagle glides low along the water, snatches a wayward trout from the river, and climbs powerfully upwards. She turns into the thermal column from the reactor, getting a welcome boost to higher altitudes, as she heads further out towards the hills. Off in the distance, cries from her egrets, nestled in their aery, welcome a fresh meal. Atomic reactors are as American as Baseball and Apple Pie. The simple fact that the French and the Canadians and so many other countries have soundly spanked us in our own inventions, means that the environmentalist whackos have perturbed the spirit of this great nation. I say we shave off $100M from the Cash for Klunkers budget, and spend it on these atomic battery researchers. Oh, no, even better. Let's all write letters to our favorite capitalists, and invite them to invest in the research, for the good of mankind, through the ingenuity of our American scientists.

      My rhetoric falls apart if this assistant professor Kwon is going back to China in 9 months and taking his research with him.

    121. Re:Cars??? by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      President Carter had his own way of saying the word, as "newkeeuh," but that probably had more to do with his Georgia accent than his ignorance of English spelling

      No doubt. After all, Carter was a "newkleeuh" engineer by profession before he went into politics.

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    122. Re:Cars??? by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      That still makes me laugh when I think about it. I had to go in for an (N)MRI on my knee a couple of years back and the tech, who was a youngster, didn't even know that the process was ever even called NMRI.

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    123. Re:Cars??? by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      My high school chemistry class in '05 explained why nuclear power really isn't dangerous unless people are catastrophically stupid (Chernobyl.)

      Maybe it's because people who graduated from high school long before '05 have enough experience in the world to know that catastrophic human stupidity has always and will always be with us. Murphy's Law (anything that can go wrong will go wrong) was never intended to be the cynical thing it has become over the years, it was a serious examination of what caused bad things to happen during World War II.

      That said, while I'm a still a little leery of nuclear power, it's probably the only workable solution currently available to address the issues of human-caused climate change so I've adjusted my opinion accordingly.

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      This ain't rocket surgery.
    124. Re:Cars??? by Vexar · · Score: 1

      your handle is "Don't make me think." Very apropos. Come on. Do you know how hard it is to get a supercritical reaction? For one, you need a Curie of material. For two, you need a high-energy explosion, usually triggered with a chemical explosive. For three, it has to be shaped/confined right. Paranoia is an irrational fear. What's an ignorant fear called? I am sorry you saw a tragic truck fire. We call those car-becues out here. However, despite your personal experience, compare the simplicity of a burning fuel source with the math, science, and engineering required to make an explosion with a nuclear battery that is little more than a resistor pop. If you are reading Slashdot, then I hope you have the initiative to go read up on the explosive requirements to make a nuclear bomb. Please, I'm begging you to stop running around with your understanding of supercritical reactions to be no more informed than a Hollywood movie.

    125. Re:Cars??? by gwjgwj · · Score: 1

      Keep your family safe with never-dying smoke detectors.

      The smoke detectors already contain radioisotopes.

    126. Re:Cars??? by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      What do you mean were? Three Mile Island is running just fine.

      Only one of the two reactors at TMI is functioning. The other is slag.

      You can just see it from the airport in Harrisburg, by the way.

      Which is one reason why it didn't lose containment during the core meltdown. The Containment building was over-engineered to resist a jet aircraft accidentally colliding with it.

      She turns into the thermal column from the reactor, getting a welcome boost to higher altitudes, as she heads further out towards the hills.

      Probably breathing in tritium as she glides, and having done it during the creation of her eggs her offspring can look forward to a plethora of maladies including decreased brain weight amongst one of the proven effects of exposure.

      Atomic reactors are as American as Baseball and Apple Pie.

      Sure, so is corporate welfare.

      means that the environmentalist whackos have perturbed the spirit of this great nation.

      You mean the same ones that were trying to tell you that burning coal is a bad idea and urged you to spend more on solar , wind, wave and geo-thermal power 20 years ago?

      Let's all write letters to our favorite capitalists, and invite them to invest in the research, for the good of mankind, through the ingenuity of our American scientists.

      Here's a thought. Instead of spending 60% percent of the energy research budget on a power source that doesn't provide a net energy return and 15% on REAL sustainable energy what about changing that figure around? It's hard to believe that after 50 years of that level of investment in nuclear power it still needs the Price Anderson act to make it a viable investment.

      Nuclear batteries themselves may be a useful invention but that has nothing to do with large scale power generation.

      My rhetoric falls apart

      Your rhetoric never made any sense in the first place.

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    127. Re:Cars??? by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      You know, maybe we need a new word for nuclear. A good old rebranding like corporations do when their name is now met with general public distrust (regardless if the distrust is warranted).

      It won't do anything though to encourage the Nuclear industry to produce a better engineered Nuclear Industry which is the pragmatic thing to do. Marketing is only effective where ignorance of the true effects exists. It won't reduce the actual toxicity of the industry.

      Or something that makes people think of steam instead of ZOMG radiation and bombs.

      Well considering the actual problem is not so much release of radiation but release of radioactive isotopes what about a reality check instead? Something that makes them think "gee we really need to fix this industry". I know it's a lot harder than just polishing a turd but wouldn't that be the beginning of responsible advocacy for the nuclear industry?

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      My ism, it's full of beliefs.
    128. Re:Cars??? by Mjec · · Score: 1

      So for applications with extreme changes in power requirements, you're going to have a lot of wasted potential energy.

      Even wasting 90% of the energy it'll still be more efficient, more environmentally friendly and longer lasting than any current alternative. Just because an improvement doesn't take us to perfection doesn't mean we should ignore the improvement!

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      "But everyone should know everything." -markab
    129. Re:Cars??? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      know you're just a troll, but...

      Why? Because I have an opinion different than yours? That's idiotic.

      a) Yes they are. Just as one example, irradiated fruits are OFF THE MARKET because of consumer paranoia, even though there's no radioactive contamination of the fruit and the fruit lasts for weeks longer without preservatives.

      Well if you're going to start making up things wholesale, then I don't know what to say. The FDA REQUIRES radiation of fruits and vegetables in certain circumstances. Breeder reactors eat their own waste and produce plutonium, which I'm perfectly comfortable with the US possessing. As far as nuclear waste goes, its radioactivity is very low. Also, nuclear disarmament is a nice touchy-feely foreign policy, but losing our deterrent is bad. We could use the plutonium to make more weapons if we wanted; we're also running out of RTG material for sending stuff on long space missions.

      We already have enough nuclear weapons for deterrence, and the idea is for the most part obsolete; those countries who would be deterred would not attack us because there would be no advantage in the current global structure, and those crazies who wouldn't be deterred aren't going to be, whether we have 1 nuclear missile or 10,000. And besides the practical limitations on breeder reactors (horribly expensive, and take decades before they produce more radioactive fuel than they consume), just because plutonium isn't as radioactive as a lot of other byproducts, doesn't mean that it's safe; in fact, it's incredibly toxic.

    130. Re:Cars??? by Mr_eX9 · · Score: 1

      You're a troll because you don't have real opinions. You're just a moron if you don't think people are nuke-phobic, or if nuclear deterrence is "obsolete."

    131. Re:Cars??? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Actually they haven't put a nuclear pacemaker into a patent since 1986.

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    132. Re:Cars??? by talz13 · · Score: 1

      My $5 wal-mart charger will stop charging my AA batteries when they're full, surely they could do the same thing with a nuclear battery charging a LiIon...

    133. Re:Cars??? by iamangry · · Score: 2, Funny

      Only if while we do that we rebrand coal to "Ancient Corpse Turbofurnaces" and solar to "Death Ray Harvesters" and wind mills to "Breeze Annihlators". Then people will BEG for "Atomic Energy"

    134. Re:Cars??? by dontmakemethink · · Score: 1

      go read up on the explosive requirements to make a nuclear bomb

      LMAO Who said anything about actually cracking an atom. Wake up dude.

      This is a media war.

      "Since a dirty bomb is unlikely to cause many deaths, many do not consider this to be a weapon of mass destruction.[3] Its purpose would presumably be to create psychological, not physical, harm through ignorance, mass panic, and terror. For this reason dirty bombs are sometimes called "weapons of mass disruption". Additionally, containment and decontamination of thousands of victims, as well as decontamination of the affected area might require considerable time and expense, rendering areas partly unusable and causing economic damage."

      Now re-read my last post: "Replay Oklahoma City with a few of those batteries among the diesel and fertilizer" and actually think about it. People don't know any more about dirty bombs than they did then. 9/11 didn't do shit.

      So why exactly is the American public kept in the dark of how futile a dirty bomb really is? The post before mine mentioned that "Joe Public hears the word "nuclear" and shits a brick." In the cold war, people couldn't build bomb shelters fast enough, now the exact same threat exists in people's minds, and nobody's doing anything about it.

      I agree the threat is fake, but the lack of reaction is very real.

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      War as we knew it was obsolete
      Nothing could beat complete denial
      - Emily Haines
  3. This is impressive by RealErmine · · Score: 5, Funny

    but I would be equally impressed by a penny that was the size of a nuclear power plant.

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    1. Re:This is impressive by Penguinisto · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Just don't spend it in one place.

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    2. Re:This is impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      A penny saved is a penny used to crush your foes. Or for giant gumballs.

    3. Re:This is impressive by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      There's one in the Batcave.

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    4. Re:This is impressive by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      I would only be impressed by that if it was still legal tender....

      Wonder how much that much copper (or zinc) would be worth...

    5. Re:This is impressive by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      All pennies are, now they've made the power plant smaller. ;)

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      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    6. Re:This is impressive by u38cg · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm bored. The US Mint says that a penny weighs 2.5g and is 19.05mm across. I can't find an estimate for the height of a nuclear power station, but let's say 25m, so a nuclear power station sized penny would weight 2.5g*(25m/19.05mm)^3=5 650 346.68kg. That's quite a lot. The current copper price is $6241/tonne on the London Metals Exchange, that is, roughly $35,263,813.60. Zinc is about a third of that price.

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    7. Re:This is impressive by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      holy crap. lol. I think you'd be better of using the surface area of the power plant (I'm gonna say 954 acres based on the Davis-Besse plant). 25m seems a bit small for me, but I think surface area is a better guess anyway - when I think 'the size of a nuclear power plant' I think of something the same surface area and likely larger height. But maybe that's just me. Strange though, when I do that I come up with 1109m across but that's only giving me 146kg. I think you did one of your conversions wrong - 25m/19.05mm should be about 1000, so that should give you about 3kg...

    8. Re:This is impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Batman has one of those in the batcave. It's featured prominently in almost every Batman comic there is.

    9. Re:This is impressive by RealErmine · · Score: 1

      All pennies are, now they've made the power plant smaller. ;)

      I know! Now I really like pennies!

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      Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands!
    10. Re:This is impressive by u38cg · · Score: 1

      Good call on surface area, I should have thought of that. I was more interested in seeing it stand up on its edge though :p My maths is right, remember that volume will cube when you scale an external dimension (Google calculator is fantastic for running these back-of-the-envelope sort of numbers as it sorts all your units out for you and all you need to do is a sanity check). And it only takes a few moments thought to see that a 25m radius disc of copper is going to be heavier than 146kg: even I can lift that. If I run it with your figure of 1109m across we get 493,230,253,000kg which is so heavy it's not funny. If you had a penny that size it would be deforming the earth's crust.

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  4. Power density or energy? by TopherC · · Score: 1

    The announcement says that these nuclear batteries have power densities a million times larger than standard batteries. That can't possibly be right unless it meant energy density instead.

    Cool stuff even so!

    1. Re:Power density or energy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That just means they give five give watts in a microsecond and then die.

      No biggie.

    2. Re:Power density or energy? by quantumphaze · · Score: 3, Informative

      TFA mentions nothing about the actual power these things can put out.

      A power source that lasts forever is suddenly not very useful if it only delivers a few milliwatts. I can see its uses, but it won't be replacing lithium ion batteries in phones and laptops any time soon.

    3. Re:Power density or energy? by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      Well, what about powering the pump for the artificial hearth that was posted on /. a few weeks ago?

      Imagine not having to worry about keeping those batteries recharged, nor having to lug around the device holding them and all.

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    4. Re:Power density or energy? by SwordsmanLuke · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...powering the pump for the artificial hearth...

      What, you mean like one of these?

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      Any plan which depends on a fundamental change in human behavior is doomed from the start.
    5. Re:Power density or energy? by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Read the description some. It's not milliwatts, it is nanowatts.

      Useful in some very, very specialized applications. Useless for just about everything else.

    6. Re:Power density or energy? by digitac · · Score: 1

      A power source that lasts forever is suddenly not very useful if it only delivers a few milliwatts

      I'm sorry you think so. I'd gladly take a power source that puts out a small trickle of energy; and I'd plug it into a Lithium Polymer battery. I use my flashlight for a few minutes per day if averaged out, so a few small cells like this could easily keep the flashlight topped off. Many devices that run on batteries have this intermittent power requirement. Then there are devices that only require a small amount of power. How much power does a smoke detector draw? Mine runs on a 9v for a year or more so what is that, 14 milliwatts? I can think of endless uses for something the size of a penny that puts out a few milliwatts.

    7. Re:Power density or energy? by physburn · · Score: 1
      Yes it will be energy density. The power density will be fixed, depending only on the decay rate of the radioactive material that is decaying. The same energy will be present weither or not the battery is connected to anything. So the battery will last far longer than an ordinary battery in use. But standing on the shelf will waste it. And it might well not produce more current than an ordinary battery of the same size. I can't think of anything except heat and radiation damage limit the power of these things. So you could have very powerful nuclear batteries, if your prepared to use radioactive substances with a short enough half life.

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  5. Nuclear isn't the problem. by bmo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Everything is safe under "normal conditions"

    The problem is that normal people are fucking stupid. Imagine the shitstorm when someone disassembles one of these to "see what's inside."

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    BMO

    1. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by Publikwerks · · Score: 1

      ...Or when a asshole who throws one into a fire. Still, worth the risk to run my ipod forever

    2. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by Kokuyo · · Score: 0, Troll

      Which isn't all that much better with other kinds of batteries.

      I, for one, would welcome such a thing in a Laptop or even the cell phone. Or imagine fully electric cars equipped with those things.

    3. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      ...or puts one in a laptop :?

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    4. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by bmo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Which isn't all that much better with other kinds of batteries.

      It's one thing to clean up after someone drilled a hole in a Lithium battery and had it flame up.

      It's another to decontaminate the livingroom, car, Starbucks counter the guy stopped at for his coffee, etc, because he got liquid radioactive semiconductor on his fingers and wiped it on his pants.

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      BMO

    5. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Already been done. Guess he was one of the first "researchers".

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    6. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by Lueseiseki · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Everything is safe under "normal conditions"

      The problem is that normal people are fucking stupid. Imagine the shitstorm when someone disassembles one of these to "see what's inside."

      -- BMO

      Saying that is like implying that everything is intrinsically safe, and it's humans which will invariably mess things up just because it's possible. In a way you're right, people will do stupid things regardless, but things are designed/exist as (less) safer than other things. Guns kill people under normal conditions, knives cut people under normal conditions, tear gas aggrivates parts of peoples' eyes under normal conditions.

    7. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

      Still, worth the risk to run my ipod forever

      So that now when your iPod explodes it leaves your shadow burned onto the wall?

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    8. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by bmo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I got modded "funny" for proposing a scenario where a guy contaminates everything he touches because he disassembled one of these types of battery.

      They found traces of Po210 *everywhere* in the case of Litvinenko, even on the plane the assassin flew in. The assassin was trained in how to handle Po210 so he wouldn't kill himself yet he left traces of Po210 all the way from Moscow.

      I know there are Po210 based anti-static brushes that professional photographers use. These are sealed, and your typical mouthbreather isn't likely to buy one or even know it exists.

      These researchers would like to see these in consumer level devices and don't expect someone to take one of these apart? Naive at best. Get out of the flippin' lab once in a while, guys.

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      BMO

    9. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by speroni · · Score: 1

      Actually cleaning up low level radiation like this isn't that hard. Plus you can tell when your done or not with a geiger counter.

      There's already radioactive material in many electronics such as fire alarms. A link Not the most technical link, but it think it captures the spirit of the problem. And it contains a fun quote "If your smoke alarm is on fire you have bigger things to worry about"

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    10. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      Boulders falling from cliffs kill people under normal conditions. Ebola viruses kill people under normal conditions. Et cetera. Lots of things - including things that stupid people had nothing to do with - are inherently unsafe.

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    11. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck, I'd like to have more than 5 minutes of actual flying time on one of my indoor foamy-flier micro R/C helicopters. (Sure they say 10minutes, but half of that is in adjusting the thing to hover and fly straight. And that's with lithium polymer which seems to be the best energy density battery currently available for consumers.)

      Behold the nerfy wrath upon my cats with my very own nuclear powered micro helicopter!

      I could only imagine the time wasted if I could keep such a toy going for hours on end.

    12. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by Tweenk · · Score: 1

      Glow in the dark toys and stickers, as well as watches with phosphorescent hands, contain radioactive isotopes (mainly thorium). The amount of radioactive material in those batteries is likely on par with the aforementioned items. Remember that the intended use for those is to power extremely tiny devices that need to operate constantly, not to replace AA batteries, so the required amount of power is very small.

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    13. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by bmo · · Score: 1

      I read the thread

      When you've only got 33,000 atoms decaying per second, it's well below the threshold of being able to power something. The Americium isn't even powering anything. It's there to trigger an SCR latch powered by a 9v battery.

      This is something far different. I don't feel like doing the math, but scaling this up to 50 watts to power a laptop is going to require more oomph than what's in a gamma ray smoke detector.

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      BMO

    14. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by hermitville · · Score: 1

      Everything is safe under "normal conditions"

      Except for tornadoes...

    15. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "It's another to decontaminate the livingroom, car, Starbucks counter the guy stopped at for his coffee, etc, because he got liquid radioactive semiconductor on his fingers and wiped it on his pants."

      You mean like they do with mercury, now?

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    16. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by Victor_0x53h · · Score: 1

      God help us if Dell gets a hold of these.

    17. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by jank1887 · · Score: 1

      You mean like some stupid person decides to order a ton of smoke detectors, remove all the Americium, and build himself a reactor in his back yard. That would NEVER happen. Well, only with a stupid person. Never an Eagle scout. Never ever.

    18. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of the articles I can find say anything about using these to replace laptop batteries or AAs or anything like that. I think they really just mean to replace existing nuclear batteries. So I wouldn't worry about the guy before me at the laundromat leaving one in his pants pocket.

    19. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by speroni · · Score: 1

      There would definatly be more material in a power source, but unless you are like this guy He's a boyscout you'll be fine.

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    20. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by VitrosChemistryAnaly · · Score: 2, Funny

      The problem is that normal people are fucking stupid. Imagine the shitstorm when someone disassembles one of these to "see what's inside."

      I think that would make for an interesting episode of "Will it blend?". Up this week: a nuclear battery!

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    21. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by vertinox · · Score: 1

      It's another to decontaminate the livingroom, car, Starbucks counter the guy stopped at for his coffee, etc, because he got liquid radioactive semiconductor on his fingers and wiped it on his pants.

      These things are isostopes, not Chernobyl like reactors.

      Otherwise terrorists would already be kidnapping Grandpa to cut his pacemaker out to make dirty bombs.

      Yes, obviously if you break one open and stick it in your mouth, you aren't living healthy, but the same can be said about any battery.

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      -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
    22. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by mikael · · Score: 1

      Is the guy who put his http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_2nN7kimMk still around?

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    23. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or worse, imagine the new and imaginative ways 4chan can get you to burst open those new batteries because "it creates an awesome fireworks show"

    24. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so you say engineers are stupid?! :))

    25. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by MadKeithV · · Score: 1

      That would look a lot like the iPod advertising. So I guess the answer to your question is "yes".

    26. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by Sheafification · · Score: 1

      This is somehow worse than if someone broke a compact florescent lightbulb and wiped mercury on their pants? We still sell CFLs to anyone that wants one, even if they're going to toss them in trash when they're done. And unlike low-level radiation, your body has no protective mechanism from mercury.

      At least radioactive contamination tells you that it's there by helpfully announcing its presence. Good luck trying to find the mercury smears random Joe left behind everywhere.

    27. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

      No, it just means that when you shovel the ashes out of your stove you'll breathe in a tiny dust speck of radioisotope that will lodge in your lungs and kill you in 5 years via lung cancer.

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    28. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

      You overestimate the determination of terrorists. They wouldn't kill enough grandpas to get enough crap for a dirty bomb, but they sure as hell would buy a truckload of surplus crap for next to nothing each with a little radioactive battery, open each one, and then blow it up where the dust would drift over thousands of people.

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    29. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to show your ignorance. Cleaning up corroded batteries is often just as difficult and expensive as cleaning up something like this would be. We use mercury quite a bit (see those 'environmentally concious' flourescent light bulbs) and (most) people don't have a complete freak out. Mercury is had to clean up and in comparable quantities more toxic than these batteries ever could be.

      Stop turning your brain off every time someone says Nuclear and understand the issues and the process. We're holding back progress and killing ourselves with things that are vastly less efficient and at least as dangerous.

      I don't understand for an instant how parent was modded insightful. It's just more ignorant fearmongering.

    30. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      You overestimate the determination of terrorists.

      ...

      It's hard to overestimate the determination of someone willing to blow himself up to make a point.

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    31. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      These researchers would like to see these in consumer level devices and don't expect someone to take one of these apart? Naive at best. Get out of the flippin' lab once in a while, guys.

      Ah, yes, since a brief description in a BBC article fails to mention it, no doubt the researchers have never thought of these things. Luckily, your typical slashdot reader is far, far more intelligent and experienced on every issue than the people in the labs doing the research.

      (I find your own naive assumptions quite amusing... XD)

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    32. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by Adustust · · Score: 1

      Perhaps with a technology that has the potential to cause such harm in the wrong hands, the government could set up a registration method for people that can take a test or something to become eligible handlers. At least this way if there is a big problem: someone tosses one in a fire, takes it apart, sells it to unregistered users. That way these people are aware of the consequences of their actions and are subject to huge legal ramifications. Also, each battery should probably be logged by serial number for accountability. For something as amazing as a lifelong battery, I would be more than willing to jump through the red tape.

    33. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

      If they had determination they wouldn't be so LAZY as to blow them selves up to make a point. Working tirelessly to disseminate their message until they die of old age, or even fighting with the idea of living if possible knowing it could lead you to die of old age in guantanamo bay shows far more determination than LAZILY blowing yourself up for a supposed short cut to paradise. Even without the paradise, unnecessary suicide missions send the message that you aren't really serious about your cause.

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    34. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Well. They die. That's how natural selection works. And it's a good thing, because it makes humanity as a whole stronger. His children are much less likely to do it again.

      The real problem is the idiots who actually listen to the biggest retards and pussies in our community that complain about hurting themselves by being idiots. And no, not only listening to them. Actively supporting them and spreading their view of reality.

      Why are the only people with a spine to stand behind their reality always idiots or assholes (e.g. politicians)?
      Did we become so weak?

      I, for one, say that the morally and politically correct thing to do, when someone despite the warnings opens a nuclear battery, eats it, and starts to become sick, is to laugh at him for the idiot he was. But offer him to be forgiven, when he shows that he learned from it, and agrees that it was pretty dumb. (Assuming that we won't let him die until then.) That way he will be able to improve himself, humanity, and become a member of society again.

      Intead of what we do now: Hurting the whole community, by rewarding those that do worst, thereby teaching the opposite lesson.

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    35. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Oh, here's a good example: If you know would laugh at me, because of the typo in the last line, but offer me to learn from it, I would consider that a fair deal. :)

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    36. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by TopherC · · Score: 1

      I'm too lazy to look up the data, but someone posted earlier the details on the radioactive content. These batteries use a sulfur isotope which I think is a *very* low energy (relative to most radioactive sources) beta emitter. I'm guessing that trace amounts of this stuff would not pose any health hazard to anyone. If you cracked open the battery and drank the whole thing, that couldn't be very smart but I doubt it would have any short-term effects. Long term effects would depend on how the body handles sulfur -- whether it passes through quickly or remains for a long time or even gets routed into vital organs.

      There are natural radioactive sources all around us. As far as I know the studies linking low levels of radiation to cancer show no correlation below a certain level. The linear hypothesis that risk of cancer is linearly proportional to exposure appears only to work beyond a certain level that's well above natural levels. In addition to that the kind of radiation (alpha, beta, gamma, neutron, etc.) and energy of the particles makes a big difference, as well as what body parts are irradiated. I'm certainly no expert but my point is that the hazards of a given radioactive source are well-understood by scientists and yet much more complex than simply "It's radioactive! Bad!"

      Many years ago an operator of an experimental nuclear reactor told me about an incident. He was accosted by a student who demanded that he shut the reactor down because it was leaking radiation. He could not convince the student that detectors in and around the building showed no signs of leakage. He finally got the student to explain what had upset them so much. They had found an apple core on the ground outside the lab and it had turned ALL BROWN!!!

    37. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put it in an Apple product, no one will be able to find the battery!

    38. Re:Nuclear isn't the problem. by G00F · · Score: 1

      lol, I knew of his earlier exploits, didn't know of his more recent attempts at getting radioactive materials. Isn't it just californium in most smoke detectors?

      Some people never learn . . . .

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  6. I thought we already had a BIG issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    With battery disposal?

    Sure, the "nuclear" bit of a nuclear battery may be have enormous power potential, but batteries will wear out much sooner due to corrosion and other practical issues.

    Disposing ordinary batteries in a safe and environmentaly friendly manner is already considered to be a big pain in the ass. Now imagine that instead of corroding, toxic, acid-leaking batteries we have to deal with corroding, radioactive, nuclear-fuel-leaking batteries.

    1. Re:I thought we already had a BIG issue by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Battery disposal is the first thing that comes to mind (as well as the "idiot throwing one into a fire" that come up above these comments), however if you create batteries that last A LOT longer, doesn't disposal become *less* of a problem? It doesn't go away, but if the batteries last as long as advertised doesn't it mean we need a lot less space to store the waste (but the waste might be a heck of a lot more toxic)?

    2. Re:I thought we already had a BIG issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, once the battery doesn't work any more there can't be much radiation left :)

    3. Re:I thought we already had a BIG issue by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

      But when the junky piece of electronics is obsolete, and the battery still has hundreds of years of use left, do you really think it's likely to be recycled 100% of the time or even anything close to that ?

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    4. Re:I thought we already had a BIG issue by NSN+A392-99-964-5927 · · Score: 0

      Good shout. They could always recycle the depleted uranium to power space scraft. Nuclear power is quite safe. Just ask anyone who is in the Navy and works on Trident Subs.

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  7. Pacemakers? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    [...] nuclear power sources have already been safely powering a variety of devices, such as pacemakers [...]

    Come on now, Iron Man isn't real!

    1. Re:Pacemakers? by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      He's still real to me, damnit!

    2. Re:Pacemakers? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Informative

      Come on now, Iron Man isn't real!

      That wasn't nuclear power, that was an Arc Reactor. Which is short for Story Arc Plot Hole Reactor. It runs on the writer's need for an infinite power source.

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    3. Re:Pacemakers? by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      Iron Man's reactor wasn't powering a pacemaker. It was an electromagnet to keep the shrapnel in his blood from entering his heart.

    4. Re:Pacemakers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is even more silly once he got back to the USA. Couldn't he just hook himself up to a blood filtering system modified with magnets?

    5. Re:Pacemakers? by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      The first version. The second version powered his suit. Gah. I can't believe I'm arguing Comic book canon.

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    6. Re:Pacemakers? by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      Haha, I know, neither can I. I've never even read the comic...or any comic books really...I've just seen the movie a couple times. Anyway, yea, the second version powered his suit too, sure. My argument was just that it wasn't a pacemaker.

  8. Ya Ok.. by drewsup · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just don't let Sony make them.. imagine the fireworks then!

    1. Re:Ya Ok.. by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yikes, I'd hate to have one of those batteries do a "China Syndrome" through my lap.

      Then again, I could probably heat my greenhouse with one during winter.

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    2. Re:Ya Ok.. by fizzding · · Score: 1

      Nah, you'd be fine.

      If they came from china the lead would counteract any risk of radiation.

    3. Re:Ya Ok.. by mcgrew · · Score: 0, Troll

      Or Dell or Apple. But speaking of Sony, I wonder if you can put a trojan rootkit in a battery?

    4. Re:Ya Ok.. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Or Dell or Apple. But speaking of Sony, I wonder if you can put a trojan rootkit in a battery?

      I noticed in Leopard the system info app reveals the Apple batteries to be of Sony manufacture.

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  9. Would never be in consumer applications by DanJ_UK · · Score: 1

    Health and safety would have a field day with this.

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    1. Re:Would never be in consumer applications by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You mean like the small chip of Americium 231 in smoke detectors?

      Or the Thorium in Coleman lantern mantels?

      Or Radium/ Tritium in watch dials?

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    2. Re:Would never be in consumer applications by DanJ_UK · · Score: 1

      I thought Radium was banned from watches?

      I think carrying a mobile phone or other electronic device with a nuclear power source in your pocket is a bit different to a smoke detector that sits stationary on your ceiling / wall.

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    3. Re:Would never be in consumer applications by wowbagger · · Score: 1

      "Or the Thorium in Coleman lantern mantels [sic]?"

      First of all, the Thorium was in the mantles not for its radioactivity, but for its candoluminescence (it makes a lot of visible light when hot, but not a lot of infrared).

      Second of all, Thorium is no longer used in gas lamp mantles for the very reason that it is radioactive. Indeed, the old Coleman factory building in downtown Wichita is a radioactive waste clean-up site.

    4. Re:Would never be in consumer applications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Radium/Tritium is not used for watch dials anymore. Decades ago it has been replaced by superluminova which is not radioactive.

  10. Nuclear Laptop Batteries by ATestR · · Score: 1

    'nough said.

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    1. Re:Nuclear Laptop Batteries by redhog · · Score: 1

      Gives "exploding laptop" a whole new sense...

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    2. Re:Nuclear Laptop Batteries by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      yes, because everything nuclear is highly explosive!

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  11. Foundation by locallyunscene · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One of the things that always stuck out at me was the mini nuclear batteries in the Foundation series of books. I had just assumed such things were impossible and were just and artifact of the time the books were written in. Apparently my imagination just wasn't flexible enough.

    1. Re:Foundation by CoreDump · · Score: 1

      I thought of the same thing when I read the article. "Gee, that sounds like the miniaturized nuclear devices the Foundation created!". Science Fiction again becoming science reality. Cool.

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    2. Re:Foundation by necro81 · · Score: 1

      The Soviets powered some remote sensing stations and lighthouses in Siberia with nuclear batteries.

    3. Re:Foundation by mcgrew · · Score: 1, Insightful

      One of the things that always stuck out at me was the mini nuclear batteries in the Foundation series of books. I had just assumed such things were impossible

      But you had no problem with faster than light travel?

    4. Re:Foundation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nuclear batteries were around in the 50's, contemporary with the writing of Foundation:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_battery

    5. Re:Foundation by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      Radioisotope thermoelectric generators-- basically converts heat from radioactive decay into electricity through a thermocouple. Small, but not exactly man portable (at least the soviet models for lighthouses). Anyhow, I'm excited for my own personal force field producing belt!

      Maybe if I RTFA'd or did more than skim TFS, I'd know if they were talking about wee bitty RTGs or something else. Either way, sweet! I'll keep my eyes peeled for these at the Home Depot.

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    6. Re:Foundation by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Right. Read some more. You would need almost 100,000 of these batteries to power a cell phone. Yup, that would be a nice little cart full of them that you could drag around behind you.

      You would be better off with a single marine-type lead-acid battery. Something that would last for a year without recharging. It would be smaller, lighter, and probably 1000x cheaper. No new technology required.

    7. Re:Foundation by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      My Grandfather, who is a nuclear engineer, told me that we had nuke batteries or powerplants the size of a 55 gallon drum powering radar outposts in the Arctic. That was more than a decade ago though.

    8. Re:Foundation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the things that always stuck out at me was the mini nuclear batteries in the Foundation series of books. I had just assumed such things were impossible and were just and artifact of the time the books were written in. Apparently my imagination just wasn't flexible enough.

      But Hari Seldon knew you would be inflexible.

    9. Re:Foundation by MRe_nl · · Score: 1

      "Sir, I am a tech-man, senior grade. I have twenty years behind me as supervisor and I studied under the great Bler at the University of Trantor. If you have the infernal charlatanry to tell me that a small container the size of a - of a walnut, blast it, holds a nuclear generator, I'll have you before the Protector in three seconds."

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  12. Good by Lord+Lode · · Score: 1

    Good, and now let me actually have a cellular phone that can actually be powered for 100s of years. Because I'm tired of these news articles that claim some new more powerful battery is invented. Batteries are NOT more powerful until I see a cellular phone that can run for months. Cellular phones today do NOT run any longer than 15 years ago so every of the so MANY articles about better batteries I've seen are all just lies. Plain damn LIES.

    1. Re:Good by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Oh, you know darned well that "100s of years" is, like, on standby when you're in a totally great signal area. It'll still only last 4-6 hours if your surfing and playing flash games on it. ;-)

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    2. Re:Good by rodrigoandrade · · Score: 1

      > Good, and now let me actually have a cellular phone that can actually be powered for 100s of years

      Yeah, because you'll keep using the same phone for hundreds of years.

    3. Re:Good by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Cellular phones today do NOT run any longer than 15 years ago ...

      I read an article, which I cannot locate at the moment, that described problems with modern cell-phone and laptop batteries involving heat and gassing because of non-uniform shape as opposed to the older batteries, that were made up of standard shaped (C, AA, AAA) internal batteries. Modern batteries are smaller (hence, less powerful), and shaped in ways that make charging problematic (from a chemistry standpoint).

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    4. Re:Good by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      Yea, and how powerful was that phone 15 years ago? If you have a very basic phone, it will run for weeks without a charge. I know, I have one. It's just the damn iPhones and Sidekicks that won't last more than a day. But really, that thing is more powerful than the mainframes of 15 years ago, so it's no surprise that the battery won't last longer than a cell phone then did...

    5. Re:Good by Lord+Lode · · Score: 1

      Then why dont't they make it in the old shapes instead of having every company designing their own shape of battery just for the sake of profit? Battery technology sucks, and the fact that every company has to design their own only makes it worse.

    6. Re:Good by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Then why dont't they make it in the old shapes instead of having every company designing their own shape of battery just for the sake of profit?

      Form factor. People like their phone and laptops small. I still use a Qualcomm QCP-1900 phone from 1997 with a Li-Ion battery pack that looks like it's made up of two AA batteries. The phone is, by today's standards, huge, but I get 6+ hours of talk and 2 weeks of standby.

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    7. Re:Good by molecular · · Score: 1

      Cellular phones today do NOT run any longer than 15 years ago so every of the so MANY articles about better batteries I've seen are all just lies. Plain damn LIES.

      You forget contemporary phones usually suck a LOT more power than old ones. My N95 lasted for about 1/2 a day (about 1 day after I de-branded and got newest firmare, thanks a lot O2 for not releasing, you SUCKERS). I lost it and got a old-school nokia-something. With a battery a lot smaller it lasts about 10-12 DAYS.

    8. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cellular phones today do NOT run any longer than 15 years ago so every of the so MANY articles about better batteries I've seen are all just lies. Plain damn LIES.

      You're so right! My iPhone battery lasts about as long as the battery in the Motorola brick I had in the 90s. What's up, Science?

  13. Domestic terrorism has never been easier by petrus4 · · Score: 1

    "The batteries are safe under normal operating conditions."

    Ergo, instant nuclear bomb; just add sledge hammer. ;)

    1. Re:Domestic terrorism has never been easier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nuclear != Nuclear Fission

      Hit it with a sledge and you just make a radioactive mess on your workbench. At best a handful of these could be put into a more potent explosive and form a dirty bomb - designed to contaminate an area with radioactivity - but it wouldn't take out a city unless you made a bomb big enough to do that anyways.

      And for the Secret Service and FBI reading this post because you saw "radioactive" "bomb" and "dirty bomb" this is a civil discussion between free Americans. Move along. /tinfoil

    2. Re:Domestic terrorism has never been easier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, this isn't even close to accurate. Nuclear chain-reactions only occur under a very specific set of conditions, and some guy with a sledgehammer doesn't come close to qualifying.

      I know you were half joking and not entirely serious, but it's this sort of ignorance that the idiotic population cling to as an argument not to use nuclear power, thereby holding us back for decades in using a plentiful, clean, and efficient source of power.

      Of course, the same idiots that hate the pollution produced by coal power plants also hate nuclear. These idiots expect us to be gathering fart power across the globe and funneling it into a wind turbine to produce CLEAN ENERGY.

      Oh wait, farts = methane = greenhouse gas. Can't use that then. Try harder next time, you stupid scientists! Meet my impossible demands whilst I rant and rave incoherently with the liberal arts degree I dropped out of because it was too hard!

    3. Re:Domestic terrorism has never been easier by OutSourcingIsTreason · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, the ultimate source of farts is atmospheric CO2 sequestered by the chlorophyll in green vegetation. It's only the evil fossil fuels that add massive quantities of CO2 to the atmosphere.

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    4. Re:Domestic terrorism has never been easier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not even remotely close. Weapons-grade versus small-battery-power-grade.

    5. Re:Domestic terrorism has never been easier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it were that easy to set off a nuclear bomb, Einstein and Oppenheimer would have gotten drunk instead of postulating theoretical physics.

    6. Re:Domestic terrorism has never been easier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, how'd you know GP is American? /tinfoil

    7. Re:Domestic terrorism has never been easier by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Hardly a nuclear bomb. More like if you pound it to smithereens and then eat it, it might give you cancer in ten years if you do it a lot (your skin should block the radiation as long as it's outside your body – we're talking very low-grade stuff, here).

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    8. Re:Domestic terrorism has never been easier by petrus4 · · Score: 1

      Wait, how'd you know GP is American? /tinfoil

      Well of course, I have to be an American. After all, we all know that no other country exists. So where else could I possibly be from? ;)

    9. Re:Domestic terrorism has never been easier by DamienNightbane · · Score: 1

      Hippies hate wind power too because retarded birds fly into the blades and that is apparently bad. Same thing with hydroelectric and fish.

      So that means we can't use oil plants, gas plants, coal plants, nuclear plants, wind farms, hydro plants, tidal farms, or waste-to-energy.

      I'd suggest that we'll all just have to go back to wood stoves, candles, and oil lamps but then hippies hate burning wood, hunting whales, and farming bees too. For that reason I must suggest a new power source that will solve all of our energy problems once and for all.

      We must start burning hippies and soccer moms.

  14. Were I can buy one? by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

    I like to purchase one to my cellphone, one a little bigger to my notebook and... They have one big enought to power a Radeon 4870X2?

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  15. I think this is finally appropriate -- by jmerlin · · Score: 1

    it just keeps going and going and going and going and ............

  16. How much voltage/current? by Air-conditioned+cowh · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just curious. I had a quick look at the University website but couldn't find anything. This article gives a bit more info on it, http://engineering.missouri.edu/news/stories/2009/nuclear-battery-outstanding-at-conference/index.php.

    1. Re:How much voltage/current? by Dan+East · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The "problem" is that the current would not be variable. The amount of electrons produced would be consistent (or perhaps slowly reduce as the elements decay). The article says that it contains a "million times as much charge as standard batteries". True, but it might take 100 years of decay to produce those electrons.
      So this would be fine for something that draws a consistent amount of current, like a wristwatch (not counting the backlight), but for most applications this power source would have to be coupled with an actual battery or capacitor to store the continuously emitted electrons for use on demand, or to provide bursts of current, etc.

      So this would be more like a trickle battery charger than an actual battery.

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    2. Re:How much voltage/current? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      According to http://nextbigfuture.com/2009/10/liquid-nuclear-battery-that-could-have.html, which quotes the published paper, the battery provides 16.2 nW, has open-circuit voltage of 899 mV, and short-circuit current of 107.4 nA. When they talk about micro- and nano-mechanical applications, they're not kidding. It would take a stack of 61,728,395 of them to provide 1 watt.

    3. Re:How much voltage/current? by N1ck0 · · Score: 1

      orders of magnitude of charge is a very wide term here. The Sulfur -35 isotope has a half-life of only 87 days. Also looking at the other work that the micro-nano lab works with, they seem to generally work in terms of microwatt-seconds. So yes it might be a great leap in smaller radioactive decay batteries...

      So for those looking to power their future car or home, I hope you like dealing with things in N Scale

    4. Re:How much voltage/current? by N1ck0 · · Score: 1

      Assuming they weigh about as much as a penny that's only 340,219.541 lbs (154,320.988 kg) per watt and every 87.4 days the energy level halves. Luckily its all beta radiation so its pretty harmless unless you eat it, inhale it, etc. and you don't need any shielding unless you deal with a sizable amount.

    5. Re:How much voltage/current? by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      Assuming they weigh about as much as a penny that's only 340,219.541 lbs (154,320.988 kg) per watt and every 87.4 days the energy level halves. Luckily its all beta radiation so its pretty harmless unless you eat it, inhale it, etc. and you don't need any shielding unless you deal with a sizable amount.

      160tonnes/154tons of beta-source isn't sizable enough for you?
      Tell me, then, what do you consider sizeable for something that could barely power an iPod?

    6. Re:How much voltage/current? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC from my long-gone days in the Nuclear Sub Service, when they described nuclear batteries they talked about a device that would provide a few *micro* amps for a period of many many years. No where near enough I2R for a car --- or even a cell phone, for that matter. :(

    7. Re:How much voltage/current? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh.

      That was his whole point, thanks for explaining it.

    8. Re:How much voltage/current? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to http://nextbigfuture.com/2009/10/liquid-nuclear-battery-that-could-have.html, which quotes the published paper, the battery provides 16.2 nW, has open-circuit voltage of 899 mV, and short-circuit current of 107.4 nA. When they talk about micro- and nano-mechanical applications, they're not kidding. It would take a stack of 61,728,395 of them to provide 1 watt.

      could somebody please check his and my math. Because I got 10,000 times the size to get almost 1 watt. and remember that we're talking about the nuclear material. the material of that receives the potential power from the nuclear source and converts it to electricity may not take up much more size.

  17. I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Welcome our nuclear battery operated robot overlords!

  18. Niche applications by Painted · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There are a number of niche applications where this could be incredibly useful. As others have said, pacemakers and other implanted or critical medical devices (I'm thinking defibrillators), but also emergency lighting and well, pretty much anything that has a larger, traditional battery pack that has to be trickle charged.

    A fairly obvious application would be long-life smoke detectors, since they already contain radioactive materials. You could stick one up on a vaulted ceiling and forget about it for 10 years...

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    1. Re:Niche applications by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      sudo mod this guy up. any number of chemical monitoring devices could benefit greatly from this sort of thing.

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    2. Re:Niche applications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While it doesn't help too much with existing structures, most new builds come with the smoke/fire/etc alarms hard wired so there is no need for traditional changing of the batteries. (only th

    3. Re:Niche applications by diogenesx · · Score: 1

      You can already buy smoke detectors that come with a ten year 9v battery ( which is apparently also the life of the detector itself. I just bought a few at Wal-Mart for $15 each.

    4. Re:Niche applications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The battery would take somewhere around 10000 years to charge a watch battery or the battery would have to be 10,000 times the size to charge a watch battery in one year. Question is how well does this battery upsize. unfortunately the inventor is trying to downsize the battery for even smaller applications.

  19. Re:Cars??? No. Off-grid. by Havokmon · · Score: 1

    Screw that. I can fit a car inside my house, so why not a couple stacks of these that take up 2 regrigerator spaces in the basement? I don't care if they're dime sized, for home use they could be car battery sized.

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  20. uh oh by CaptainNerdCave · · Score: 1

    i hope dell doesn't get their hands on this...

  21. I don't want one in my iPod by srealm · · Score: 1

    They already glow with the batteries they have now! But at least that is a pink/red glow, I'm pretty sure an iPod glowing green would be a Bad Thing (tm).

    That said, having the black/white iPod commercials change to black/green would be interesting. Kind of bring back the black/green monochrome monitor nostalga.

  22. ...submarine applications? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Penny-sized nuclear batteries for Penis-sized nuclear submarines.

  23. Vindicated. . . by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    Ok, maybe I'm jumping the gun on this one, but in a recent /. article about phones not having enough battery life, I sort of tongue-in-cheek proposed atomic batteries for powering the phones. Maybe I'm not so far off the mark?

    I'm not sure though - these batteries might not provide sufficiently high wattage to power the phones? Still, maybe you could have self-recharging cell phones? Couple one or two of these small atomic batteries with something more conventional, like Li-ions, (or, in the future, perhaps high-temperature superconductive storage rings) and you'd not have to worry about plugging your phone in at night. Maybe while one of these batteries couldn't provide enough power, if you created arrays of 6 or 8 of them, all packaged into the phone housing, maybe they could?

    I guess now we know how Gordon Freeman's HEV suit recharges the flashlight.

    1. Re:Vindicated. . . by megrims · · Score: 1

      At 16nW, you'd want several hundred of them. However, if we decrease the draw of the phone's hardware (aside from radio usage, at least), we could see something like this replacing conventional battery systems.

  24. Is that a tiny nuclear device in your pocket? by popo · · Score: 1

    .... or are you just happy to see me?

    [obligatory... i'm sorry]

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    1. Re:Is that a tiny nuclear device in your pocket? by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      Hey! That's a good idea, actually.

      Enough nuclear devices in enough pants pockets and you could helps solve the over-population problem! No more sperm to worry about!

      Either that, our your children turn out hideously ugly.

    2. Re:Is that a tiny nuclear device in your pocket? by mcgrew · · Score: 0, Troll

      Dude, that joke was lame even for a cop! And it's just as lame as it was seventy five years ago.

  25. Will it Blend / Will It Microwave? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How long until someone tries it? I give it 3 days from public release.

  26. Rated in Nanoamps by BigSlowTarget · · Score: 2, Informative

    It would be great to replace the power packs of everything with them, but they are currently rated in nanoamps of output and microvolts of potential. Scaling them up (and making them cost less than $1 million for a AA cell) is the challenge and its a big one that will take a lot of work.

    Shielding isn't a big problem incidentally.From other articles one of the popular nuclear sources is tritium which is used on gunsights and stairwell markings. Half life is pretty short and shielding level required is skin (i.e. don't eat it or breath it).

  27. No need for streetlights? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this mean I can get the green shine underneath my car without streetlights? Sweet!

  28. Best Part of the Summary by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 3, Insightful

    'However, nuclear power sources have already been safely powering a variety of devices, such as pacemakers, space satellites, and underwater systems.'"

    If this quote even reaches only one anti-nuclear nutjob and opens their eyes, just a little, to the benefits that nuclear energy can provide when handled safely and appropriately, then the world will be a slightly better place. This message needs to get spread around and stated by every single physicist, engineer, mathematician, and wrench monkey that works in any field associated with nuclear energy. It needs to be stated in every single press conference, peer-reviewed journal, and twitter feed by anyone talking about the subject that has any authority. Simply by throwing this short little blip into his discussion, Jae Wan Kwon has already earned more respect in my eyes than Michio Kaku...

    1. Re:Best Part of the Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because I always read the chainmails in my inbox and send them off to 10 of my buddies, I see myself as a good samaritan... Viva la Revolucion!

    2. Re:Best Part of the Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when handled safely and appropriately

      This alone renders it unsuitable for mass usage.

    3. Re:Best Part of the Summary by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      If this quote even reaches only one anti-nuclear nutjob and opens their eyes, just a little, to the benefits that nuclear energy can provide when handled safely and appropriately, then the world will be a slightly better place.

      Or they would go on a crusade to burn the heretics with pacemakers.

    4. Re:Best Part of the Summary by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      That goes for lithium, mercury, etc...

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    5. Re:Best Part of the Summary by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Try reading about the envirowacko protests back when they where launching the Cassini probe.

  29. Asimov Tech by internic · · Score: 1

    You know, this sounds distinctly like the sort of power sources that were ubiquitous in a lot of Asimov's sci-fi, e.g., the foundation series. When I was reading that, I noted that he clearly thought that shortly everything in society would run on nuclear power. In one book, they even talked about the decay of a society until, gasp!, they went back to primitive fossil fuels. I figure that irrational fear of nuclear power and radiation is one reason why this has not come to pass, but maybe now it will.

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  30. Well thank goodness by R2.0 · · Score: 1

    The US has tons of the stuff that we can tap as an alternative energy source. It gets produced as a byproduct of nuclear power generation, mixed in with the spent fuel.

    Which is just sitting there.

    Decaying.

    And we may not reprocess it because of a directive by former President Jimmy Carter, who was afraid of "nucular proliferation" (yes, he pronounced it that way too).

    Can somebody, ANYBODY, hit our Nobel Prize winning President upside the head and get him to void that EO? Please?

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    1. Re:Well thank goodness by mcgrew · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Jimmy Carter holds a degree in nuclear engineering. But refresh my memory, didn't Three Mile Island happen when he was President? If so, I think that probably had a lot to do with the directive.

      Never vote a man who is both a nuclear engineer and a peanut farmer into the White House! Unless, of course, he's running against an oil man.

    2. Re:Well thank goodness by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "Jimmy Carter holds a degree in nuclear engineering. But refresh my memory, didn't Three Mile Island happen when he was President? If so, I think that probably had a lot to do with the directive."

      Yes, and that's what makes it more despicable. He KNEW the value in reprocessing, he KNEW reprocessing had absolutely nothing to do with TMI, and he went and did it anyway to appease certain political forces.

      I also hold him up as a reminder to those on /. who complain about the lack of engineers in politics. The USNA is no slouch school - he was an engineer when he started out. But by the time he got to national level politics, it didn't mean a thing.

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  31. Iran? by anonieuweling · · Score: 0, Troll

    The US has no business with Iran except for their oil.
    The policeman role for the US is over.
    Sanctions etc are an act of war, especially when the IAEA did not find anything wrong.
    Even drawing the subject of Iran into something like this shows the real stance of the americanized population.

  32. licensed nuclear accelerators! by Pingh · · Score: 1

    I've always wanted to be a ghost buster.

  33. And if things go wrong.. by The+Creator · · Score: 1

    You can just add an 'l' and a 'w' and claim that was what you were saying all along.

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  34. Asimov predicted this by meow27 · · Score: 1

    now we can have nuclear handguns

    and forcefield generators the size of walnuts!

    asimov predicted this to happen, but a couple billions years ahead of time :/

  35. This is great. by DieByWire · · Score: 1

    I'll be able to find my hearing aid at night and I'll never have to change the battery for the rest of my life!

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  36. Not long lasting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sulfur-35 has a half life of only 88 days so this is NOT a 100 year battery. At least not yet.

  37. Too good to be true by BoppreH · · Score: 1

    What's the catch? Too expensive? Disastrous problems if handled incorrectly? Not enough materials available? Violates a patent?

    1. Re:Too good to be true by WoRLoKKeD · · Score: 1
      The upside: 100 years between battery swaps.

      The downside: Sony is financing it. Buy a NBC suit.

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  38. This is NOT a battery, it's a RTG by mrnick · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Something that produces energy from the decay of radioisotopes is called a Radioisotope Thermoelectric Generator (RTG) whereas a battery is an array of electrochemical cells for electricity storage.

    3 Mile Island and more recently Chernobyl have our society so afraid of nuclear power, the dreaded China syndrome, that regardless of how safe it becomes we will refuse to adopt it.

    RTG technology is the safest way to produce energy and the greenest energy known to man. It takes something that would otherwise be dangerous and turns it into something productive. NASA uses this technology to power space probes, Voyager-1 is still being powered by one today, and will continue to do so until the year 2025. Plutonium 238 is the best fuel for a RTG, because of its long half-life and the fact that it cannot (yes CANNOT) sustain a chain reaction is somehow any of it started to fuse.

    I looked into this technology when I built a mini robotic submarine in graduate school. But, that's when I found out two things: 1) I would have to submit to an anal probe before the Nuclear Regulatory Commiseration (NRC) would denied me the right to posses any more radioactive material than can be found in about 3 smoke detectors and 2) The room, labeled radioactive storage, in the Science building, where I attended University, with the big yellow radioactive sign is there to impress benefactors and since it lacks a smoke detector contains no radioactive material (LOL).

    Improvements in power generation from nuclear fuel has become pretty safe over the last few years. Pebble bed reactor technology can theoretically remain stable indefinitely even without external cooling, though I don't think that has been put to the test. But, to be a viable energy solution a country really needs to adopt this method on mass because each reactor can only power a portion of a city so to be a major benefit a country would have one of these in everyone's backyard. RTG technology is even safer. It generates energy from the heat that occurs from the natural decay of a nuclear fuel.

    If I could get my hands on say an ounce of Pu 238 I could build a RTG that would power my home, all my vehicles, and enable me to quit my job and live of the check my local electricity provider would have to pay me for the excess power I would generate. It would generate full power for ~ 87 years and not only wold I be using the greenest power available I would be providing a community service of disposing of a radioactive material.

    But, echelon might flag me for even writing this post (looks around nervously)... The irrational fear of a China Syndrome scenario combined with the recent dose of terrorism (fear of dirty bombs) would never allow me to build one, even if I was a nuclear scientist, which I am not.

    So, make an inventory of the smoke detectors you own. If the total is above 3 then you are in possession of enough nuclear material that would require you to get a license from the NRC. If you don't have a license from the NRC and own more than 3 smoke detectors you are likely in possession of an illegal amount of barium and could be flagged as an enemy combative and thanks to George W. Bush enemy combative have no right to any legal representation and can be summarily executed or detained for an indefinite amount of time without even informing anyone that they took you into custody.

    Heck, I don't need smoke detectors that much!

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    1. Re:This is NOT a battery, it's a RTG by Urza9814 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "So, make an inventory of the smoke detectors you own. If the total is above 3 then you are in possession of enough nuclear material that would require you to get a license from the NRC. If you don't have a license from the NRC and own more than 3 smoke detectors you are likely in possession of an illegal amount of barium and could be flagged as an enemy combative and thanks to George W. Bush enemy combative have no right to any legal representation and can be summarily executed or detained for an indefinite amount of time without even informing anyone that they took you into custody."

      First of all, don't most smoke detectors use Americium, not Barium? Secondly, from what I can find, the NRC doesn't required a license unless you have more than 10 microcuries (for Barium), and most smoke detectors use only 1.

    2. Re:This is NOT a battery, it's a RTG by silverpig · · Score: 1

      Thermoelectric generators are HORRIBLY inefficient. 1-2% is typical, 5-8% for the good ones. You certainly could not power your house with an ounce of plutonium. The voyager probes get ~160W of electricity out of their RTGs, and use 4.5 kg of plutonium.

    3. Re:This is NOT a battery, it's a RTG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I could get my hands on say an ounce of Pu 238 I could build a RTG that would power my home, all my vehicles, and enable me to quit my job and live of the check my local electricity provider would have to pay me for the excess power I would generate. It would generate full power for ~ 87 years and not only wold I be using the greenest power available I would be providing a community service of disposing of a radioactive material.

      I wouldn't start spending all that money just yet. An ounce of Pu-238 would yield about 14 watts -- enough to power a couple of night-lights.

      Oh, and it wouldn't produce that awesome power for 87 years. It's an exponential decay, so after 87.7 years it'd be down to about 7 watts.

    4. Re:This is NOT a battery, it's a RTG by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      whereas a battery is an array of electrochemical cells for electricity storage.

      Let me elevate the level of pedantic for you. A battery is an array of anything, not just electrochemical cells. The reason it was called a battery in the first place was because of the fact that it was made up of a series of cells. A series of these radioactive decay cells can also be legitimately called a battery, though it would probably be called something like a "nuclear battery" in order to avoid confusion with the word "battery" itself being commonly assumed to mean an electrochemical battery.

    5. Re:This is NOT a battery, it's a RTG by Mendenhall · · Score: 1

      If I could get my hands on say an ounce of Pu 238 I could build a RTG that would power my home, all my vehicles, and enable me to quit my job and live of the check my local electricity provider would have to pay me for the excess power I would generate. It would generate full power for ~ 87 years and not only wold I be using the greenest power available I would be providing a community service of disposing of a radioactive material.

      OK, you must have a very efficient house. The specific heat output of Pu238 is about 0.5 Watts/gram, so an ounce puts out about 14 Watts. Given 10% RTG efficiency (which is much better than normal), I give you about 1.5 watts from this. Can you run your house on that?

    6. Re:This is NOT a battery, it's a RTG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pebble bed reactor technology can theoretically remain stable indefinitely even without external cooling, though I don't think that has been put to the test.

      This has been put to the test. One of the German demonstration models had a complete coolant shutdown and removal of control rods, at which point the reactor hit its designed threshold temperature and stopped producing additional power.

    7. Re:This is NOT a battery, it's a RTG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I could get my hands on an ounce of plutonium I would go back to the future.

    8. Re:This is NOT a battery, it's a RTG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone failed basic thermodynamics. Do not pass go. I do not want the above poster anywhere near nuclear material.

      If you want to power your home, vehicles, and still have some left over to sell, you are going to be doing better than 5000 watts continuous. And this is *electrical* power. So let's assume you have a 30% carnot efficiency (RTG's in space probes are on the order of 10%), you're going to need 16,000 watts of heat energy, or in terms of BTUs, that's 55,000 BTU of heat, or the equivalent of a small natural gas forced air furnace running ALL THE TIME.

      Supposing you actually could get 16KW out of 1 ounce of PU-238, it's going to turn into a molten liquid if you somehow loose cooling.

  39. Great Invention, But You Can't Fix Stupid by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    The benefits of this invention are amazing. So, how does one deal with Stupid when they get a little curious? I would dearly love to have one of these power my Rover Disco'. But because of Stupid, I have to wait for a "safer" alternative...

  40. Great, what's next? by kaychoro · · Score: 1

    When can I get the rechargeable kind?

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  41. Creativity mimics art by Jorkapp · · Score: 1

    I think this is another sign that scientists play too much Fallout.

    Seriously, Radaway was discovered/invented a few months ago.

    Now we have the Fission Battery.

    ...and who could forget everyone's favorite weapon, Fat Man.

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  42. Sure, let's see this in consumer products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the market can find a way to convince people to put nuclear batteries into things like exploding French iPhones and Tickle Me Elmo dolls, as well as making them readily available to your average teenage boy, then sure, I think it's a great idea.

  43. Nuclear fear by goombah99 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nuclear materials usually are not very dangerous for their nuclear properties. For most nuclear materials your skin is all the protection you need. You can get irradiated if you ingest it, which is how Nuclear medicines intnetionally work. But in many cases nuclear materials like Plutonium are more toxic as chemicals then they are dangerous as radioactive materials. You would not intentionally eat battery acid either, and evidently people don't do it accidentally very often either. The death rate from plutonium ingestion would presumably be about the same as the death rate from people ingesting car batteries.

    The upside of nuclear materials is that unlike trace chemical contamination, which is hard to find and hard to clean up (e.g. think ancient leaking service station gas tanks contaminating well water), nuclear contamination is easy to find, easy to trace and easy to know when you have cleaned it all up.

    would a single hundred year nuclear battery be less harmful to the enviroment or humans than a hundred years of mercury cadmium telluride hearing aid batteries and all the waste products to mine, produce and transport them?

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    1. Re:Nuclear fear by 517714 · · Score: 1

      I hope your post is a troll and I am your first victim, I would hate to think you could be so misinformed.

      Iodine 131 (the radioactive version) is not more chemically toxic than iodine. Radioactive iodine causes thyroid cancer because of the ionizing radiation causes chemical changes and destroys/alters DNA in the surrounding cells. Plutonium is about as chemically toxic as caffiene: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plutonium.

      Nuclear contamination is not easy to deal with. If it were, do you really think a facility as sophisticated as Yucca mountain would be necessary?

      I hope your last question is rhetorical. There is no viable way to compare the relative damage from two alternatives such as this. If all of the batteries are properly recycled, the nuclear solution is probably better. but what happens then the owner of the nuclear battery falls overboard and he and his hearing aid are eaten by fishes?

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    2. Re:Nuclear fear by CompMD · · Score: 1

      Mercury cadmium telluride is a variable bandgap semiconductor used primarily in infrared photodetectors, not for battery chemistry.

    3. Re:Nuclear fear by Bat+Country · · Score: 1

      Nuclear contamination is not easy to deal with. If it were, do you really think a facility as sophisticated as Yucca mountain would be necessary?

      Who says a hole in the ground that you put huge metal canisters into on a rail system is sophisticated? Furthermore, only the EPA said it was necessary. Much less sophisticated means are fully capable of keeping dangerous radiation levels out of the surrounding area for billions of years.

      If all of the batteries are properly recycled, the nuclear solution is probably better. but what happens then the owner of the nuclear battery falls overboard and he and his hearing aid are eaten by fishes?

      If the batteries are sleeved in a corrosion-resistant canister which is well-reinforced (say, continuous carbon fiber weave), then the fish will crap out a battery.

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    4. Re:Nuclear fear by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Nuclear materials usually are not very dangerous for their nuclear properties.

      I.e., the ones you'd find in nuclear batteries. Benign, tame, fairly inert... not very active... very little radiation.

      If it's the sort that burns your skin after a few hours, or causes lingering heavy-metal toxicity and irradiates you indefinitely because your body can't eliminate it, then yeah, you have some nasty shit there. Don't feed it to your kids (but then, I always heard that regular button-cell batteries were pretty harmful if swallowed, too).

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    5. Re:Nuclear fear by jhol13 · · Score: 1

      nuclear contamination is easy to find, easy to trace and easy to know when you have cleaned it all up

      But hugely lot harder to actually clean than most chemical.

      I can imagine what would happen in a car accident where the battery short circuit and burn. In lead-acid, NiCd and NiMh cases as well as in plutonium battery case.

      I sincerely hope you can too.

  44. Pacemaker power? by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 5, Interesting

    nuclear power sources have already been safely powering a variety of devices, such as pacemakers

    Considering my pacemaker battery needs replacing every 5 years (and I'm just 41) by cutting into my shoulder, I'd like very much to know more.

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    1. Re:Pacemaker power? by whyloginwhysubscribe · · Score: 1

      Let me google that for you...

      Google pacemaker nuclear battery

    2. Re:Pacemaker power? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nuclear powered batteries were used to power pacemakers and/or artificial hearts in the '70s or '80s. They never made it out of clinical trials because the waste heat generated was enough to raise the temperature of the blood enough to cause clotting, which caused strokes & death.

    3. Re:Pacemaker power? by Franso6 · · Score: 1

      I found this (PDF), doesn't mention current use, though.
      about their history and actual use (paywall)
      not recent...
      I suggest you talk to your cardiologist. I can't quickly find any doc on this -- even through googling-- , but it may not be publicly available. From the few docs I can find, I think that they have been deemed safe for medical use but with the improvements of li-ion tech, possibly inductive charging, and other technologies, the use of rtg for pacemaker would look less attractive nowadays, not even considering the risks of accidental release of radioactive material (cremation...)...
      So, ask your specialist, or his professors :-)

    4. Re:Pacemaker power? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They had nuclear powered pacemakers in the '70s. They don't anymore.

    5. Re:Pacemaker power? by lordlod · · Score: 1

      There's still a few of them out there though.

      I've heard some amusing stories of people who had pacemakers implanted in the 80s and never had to have them maintained, so they were never recorded. Now you have a very dead body in the morgue who still has a heart beat and "no pacemaker". Shortly followed by the guys with geiger counters and plastic suits.

  45. South Park by navygeek · · Score: 1

    Of course this will lead to a snuke in the snizz

  46. Mini-RTG by Tweenk · · Score: 1

    Before somebody says "OMFG pocket Chernobyl WTF!":
    1. This does not work like nuclear plants (fission), it is really a mini-RTG (radioisotope thermoelectric generator).
    2. Since this is intended for very small low power devices that need to run continuously, the amount of radioactive material will likely be comparable to that in glow in the dark toys and stickers, or watches with phosphorescent hands.

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    1. Re:Mini-RTG by cdrguru · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is not an RTG. RTG devices run pretty hot - thermal, you get it.

      What these devices do is output an incredibly small amount of electricity from the actual radioactive decay of materials. Incredibly small. Microwatts.

      They are used in pacemakers and the like because of extremely low power requirements - less than a watch - and the need for a stable power source that will last years and years.

      It might be possible to stack up 100 of these to power a single LED. That is the level of output from these devices. And they aren't cheap.

  47. Discount Cell Phone Batteries by syntap · · Score: 1

    So when you go on eBay and buy a (nuclear) cell phone battery that says it is shipping from Taiwan, and it blows up in your back pocket, you get to take out the city along with your ass?

  48. A penny? by oodaloop · · Score: 1

    Do they mean the British Penny, or the American Lincoln 1-Cent Piece?

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  49. Correction by Tweenk · · Score: 1

    Apparently I was wrong, the stuff used in watch hands is usually tritium or promethium, and toys and stickers don't contain radioisotopes

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  50. Re:Cars??? No. Off-grid. by Big+Boss · · Score: 1

    And use the waste heat to warm up your house.....

  51. WRONG by noisyinstrument · · Score: 5, Informative

    Something that produces energy from the decay of radioisotopes is called a Radioisotope Thermoelectric Generator (RTG) whereas a battery is an array of electrochemical cells for electricity storage.

    You didn't read the article.

    The batteries use Sulfur-35 which is a beta emitter. Aka, electrons. They do not use thermocouples at all.

    Read about it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betavoltaics

    1. Re:WRONG by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

      "Beta decay Sulfur-35" so it is essentially as harmless as taking pile of sulfur power and sprinkling it over a Van De Graffe machine and placing your hand near it. The question is can we use our excess nuclear waste in a breeder reactor to make massive amounts of Sulfur-35 so that we can repalce AA and AAA batteries with these batteries and reduce the impact on landfills of conventional alkaline batteries?

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    2. Re:WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fukk? I don't think I've ever witnessed such a colossal brain failure before. How, pray tell, are you going to transmute excess nuclear waste into sulfur? What would constitute non-excess waste? Why would you dump nuclear waste into a breeder reactor, instead of burning it up in a regular reactor (since a breeder makes MORE)? Why would nuclear waste be involved with transmuting sulfur at all?!

    3. Re:WRONG by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

      Presumably his plan is to use the nuclear waste to bombard regular sulphur with neutrons until some stick, rather than somehow decay the nuclear waste into sulphur-35.

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  52. Re:Cars??? No. Off-grid. by Havokmon · · Score: 1

    Exactly. I already did the math and I only need 50lbs of PU-238 to power my home. A meesly 100lbs and I'm good for life! (err half-life)

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  53. So what do you think about the type of plants by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Refineries ... Actually that was exactly Ahmadinejad's main election promise way back ... to rebuild the refineries. He tried. He tried really hard, really really really hard, and failed. (ever notice how strange it is that the dictator's "main puppet" of a theological state holds a phd in civil engineering and has taught at the best university of the country ? His sons, of this theocratic dictator, are on the way to degrees in civil engineering, again one would assume they'd see more future in religious studies, but clearly daddy theocratic dictator doesn't see much future in all that allah babbling ...). That said, if you read stories of his actions as mayor of Teheran, one thing cannot be denied : this is a serious thick-headed and stupid idiot. His actions during the "revolution" justify adding "extremely dangerous" to the "lunatic" description of his character (said "revolution" started out as a socialist/communist revolution, ended with the likes of ahmadinejad killing tens of thousands of people until the current Iranian state came into existence). Up to this day there is a big non-functional refinery standing on the outskirts of Teheran, built by Ahmadinejad. It doesn't work but it has what roughly translates to "yes we can" on the front gate. It is considered something between a failure and a sick joke by Iranians.

    But the point I wanted to make, about Iran's intentions. Or more specifically, it's islamic theocratic dictator-nutcase's intentions :

    There are different types of nuclear plants. You have lightwater plants and heavy water plants. (light water and heavy water denoting the isotopes of hydrogen in said water).

    Light water plants are cheaper, easier to build and more energy efficient. They can be made in all sorts of power output levels (meaning they're capable of "low" output too). They can be built the size of a car up to the size of a small town. Their waste is far less toxic than the alternatives. Furthermore, they have far easier fuel requirements. They cannot, however, be used to build a bomb. They do not produce plutonium. They do not produce pollonium. They do not ... Some fuel (found in Iran) does not even need to be enriched to be used in these reactors. All modern western reactors are of this type because of the obvious advantages (only exceptions being 1 medical research reactor, which are slowly becoming obsolete)

    Heavy water reactors, the first type designed, are very, very big reactors (the power device itself is very small, but you need big structures surrounding them to absorb the massive power they produce, so you cannot have small plants). They produce power in the hundreds of megawatts at least. They produce heavy elements and highly radioactive isotopes as waste product. They are very picky in the fuel they use, and will only tolerate relatively highly enriched uranium.

    Guess which type of reactor Iran is building ? (hint : they wouldn't need a heavy water plant for one of these types)

    Also : to enrich fuel for even a heavy water reactor they'd need a relatively small enrichment facility, having a cascade of at most a few dozen centrifuges. They did not do this, instead they've built a cascade of over 6000 centrifuges (meaning they're connected centrifuge 1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> ...). You do not need a cascade like this for power requirements, in fact it's a huge waste of power (these things need more energy per piece than Al Gore's house and boats combined).

    Incidentally that cascade is precisely the critical part necessary for bomb construction (and totally useless and hopelessly inefficient for any other purpose).

    Of course these facts are total coincidence and if you feel more secure ignoring this, don't let me stand in your way ...

    1. Re:So what do you think about the type of plants by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Of course these facts are total coincidence and if you feel more secure ignoring this, don't let me stand in your way ...

      Actually, I was agreeing with your sub-text by adding that they've had 20+ years to rebuild their refineries, yet haven't.

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    2. Re:So what do you think about the type of plants by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Are you sure about that?
      CANDU is a heavy water reactor but it can run even on natural uranium.

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    3. Re:So what do you think about the type of plants by jbengt · · Score: 3, Informative

      One correction: Ahmadinejad is not a theocratic dictator. In fact he's neither theocratic nor a dictator. He's a civil servant and a pandering politician with very little power. The real power lies with the revolutionary guard and the Supreme Leader. He's a theocratic dictator.

    4. Re:So what do you think about the type of plants by some_hoser · · Score: 3, Informative

      Your facts about the reactors are completely wrong here.

      First off, you can use either light or heavy water reactor to make plutonium, it makes little difference except that a short cycle (typical but not necessary of heavy water reactors) makes better plutonium.

      Enrichment is necessary for light water but not heavy water, although it can be economically beneficial for a heavy water reactor.

      Heavy water reactors are no bigger, except that the capital costs makes large ones more viable.

      The biggest reactors in the world are light water.

      Also, the first reactors did not use heavy water, they were graphite moderated.

    5. Re:So what do you think about the type of plants by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      Well CANDU can use anything over 0.75% U235 according to wikipedia. This is because it's more of a modern "pebble-bed" reactor design and uses different design principles from the early heavy water reactors (which were built, not for power generation, but all were designed for making bombs. The nazi reactor, the Japanese one, the Soviet one, even the French and Belgian ones, the American one and more recently Indian and Chinese reactors). I don't know for sure, but I highly doubt the Iranian reactor will turn out to be a pebble-based design. If it isn't, it would lack the advantage of using unenriched fuel.

      CANDU can use this fuel type due to the special shape of the fuel rods and of the fuel itself. They package the fuel into tons of really small diameter cylinders enveloped in some sort of package (zirconium + nibium), filled with "pellets" (little balls of 2 diameters), which massively increases exposure to the moderator. Then they had to adjust the moderator to be less effective, and so they went and used heavy water.

      Normal reactors use fuel rods that are simply made of uranium and to avoid falling apart under their own weight they need rather large diameters (think 20-30 cm).

      However CANDU produces (with a "trivial" modification involving mixing U238 with the fuel) all the components necessary to produce a highly effective hydrogen bomb (tritium and plutonium). You would need uranium enrichment facilities to create plutonium with this reactor though.

      The CANDU reactor is certainly not the most efficient bomb making design you could make, but it would work. More to the point, it's design and implementation would make the design of a truly fast bomb-making plant trivial.

    6. Re:So what do you think about the type of plants by bytesex · · Score: 1

      How can you try to build a refinery and fail ?

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    7. Re:So what do you think about the type of plants by Vexar · · Score: 1

      Can we at all read the article and agree enough to agree that these are radio-isotope thermocouples, not light/heavy water reactors? Incidentally, has anyone bothered to pay for a copy of the journal and read up? The BBC has not provided things like gravimetric energy density or output voltage. So what is this, a button battery that has a half-life of 30 years, and has a glow-in-the-dark feature? Or something like: "I can't find my car keys! Oh wait, I'll just use my Geiger counter." The scie

    8. Re:So what do you think about the type of plants by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      Well you can build a refinery that does not, in fact, refine petroleum. Think a government "business", but slightly worse.

      The "principle" of a refinery is dead simple : it's basically a cooking pot the size of a large building. In that cooking pot you needs lots of valves and pipes in order to extract the end products (or things that you mix into the end products).

      That said there is no end to stupid mistakes to make either. Petroleum, especially the heavier products, do not exactly flow easily. You can misplace the pumps so that 2 pumps counteract one another. You can design pipes that clog up in 2 days time ... lots of room for idiotic mistakes.

  54. Article Information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The actual paper is "Radioisotope microbattery based on liquid semiconductor," by T. Wacharasindhu, J. W. Kwon, D. E. Meier, and J. D. Robertson in "Applied Physics Letters" (Appl. Phys. Lett. 95, 014103 (2009)). DOI: 10.1063/1.3160542

    From the conclusion of the article:

    In summary, we have demonstrated a very unique approach for the development of a radioisotope battery by utilizing liquid semiconductor. It has been evidently discovered that the liquid semiconductor (Se) can well convert beta energy of radioactive sulfur (35S) into electrical energy. A liquid-semiconductor-based radioisotope microbattery has pioneerly been designed, fabricated and characterized. The harvested power is 16.2 nW with an open-circuit voltage of 899 mV and a short-circuit of 107.4 nA. We believe that there are still many aspects to improve the output power. For instant, variation of work function and the active area will affect the performance of the microbattery.

  55. Start it in another country by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Once this is working in another country, then it is game over.

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    1. Re:Start it in another country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like how most of the developed world has some type of public healthcare? Too many people are afraid of the gub'mint killing grandma and babies.

      As for this, when people see nuclear batteries, there will be some right-wing nutjobs spouting that car accidents will turn into atom-bomb explosions that can wipe out cities and that terrorists will use them to wreak havoc on schools and banks and nursing homes. Remember, that smoke that comes out of the back of the car is "Freedom Smoke". It sends freedom into the air for everyone to breathe and make them free. America, Fuck Yeah. RUMSFELD!

  56. Powering spy devices by bmomjian · · Score: 1

    I wondered how Cold War spy devices recorded underwater cable traffic for six months without servicing. I now realize they were nuclear powered (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Ivy_Bells#History).

  57. AA, AAA, C and D cells! by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the environmental impact of having to replace my MP3 player's AAA battery once every 10 years with a nuclear battery is better than having to replace it every week or every three days?

    I wonder if a large pack of these batteries could be used to run a Chevy volt for 10 years constantly???

    In this case since the batteries are always discharging you could plug you electric car INTO the grid and dump power INTO the grid that other electric cars would use to charge their re-chargeable batteries. So in a way by buying a car like this would be great as you would get the bonus of having nearly free electricity!!!

    Sounds like what they had on the Batman TV series in the 60's. Nuclear Batteries to full power!!!

    I guess it also depends on the "Radioactivity" of the material used, if it is only Alpha / Beta Decay it would be almost perfectly safe. If it was Gamma / Neutron then is sucks to be in a car wreck. Also the chemical properties of the isotopes being used would be of concern if they were toxic by chemical nature....

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    1. Re:AA, AAA, C and D cells! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it was Gamma / Neutron then is sucks to be in a car wreck.

      Especially for the guy in a conventional gas car who makes the mistake of running into Dr. Banner's car ...

  58. ONE OUNCE of Pu-238? by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 1

    If I could get my hands on say an ounce of Pu 238 I could build a RTG that would power my home, all my vehicles, and enable me to quit my job and live of the check my local electricity provider would have to pay me for the excess power I would generate. It would generate full power for ~ 87 years and not only wold I be using the greenest power available I would be providing a community service of disposing of a radioactive material.

    One ounce of Pu-238 generates around 16 watts of thermal power. If you can power your home, all your vehicles, and so forth off less than that -- remember, typical RTG efficiencies would yield about 1 watt of electricity, and you promised to sell excess power back to the grid -- you need to sign off Slashdot right now and go start clearing some shelf space for your Nobels. First, though, you should put out a one-square-foot black panel. This will absorb an average of 16 watts of continuous thermal power from sunlight, letting you bootstrap your world-changing energy-efficient technologies while you wait for that nuclear permit.

    1. Re:ONE OUNCE of Pu-238? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, though, you should put out a one-square-foot black panel. This will absorb an average of 16 watts of continuous thermal power from sunlight, letting you bootstrap your world-changing energy-efficient technologies while you wait for that nuclear permit.

      "We're sorry, your permit has been denied. RTGs are great for the vacuum of space, but the fusion-powered one-square-foot-black-panel technology has rendered it obsolete for the home" :)

  59. Asimov would be proud by default+luser · · Score: 1

    Awesome, now we can have the miniaturized nucleics of The Foundation! And we can sell them to backwater countries and manipulate them with our fake techno-religion!

    No, seriously, reliable nuclear batteries could be less expensive than electrical infrastructure in many countries. But they need to be cheap, or else people will have a whole new excuse to fight wars.

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  60. Size of a penny? by funehmon · · Score: 0

    That thing was 4x bigger than that penny...50 cent peice maybe.

    1. Re:Size of a penny? by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      An English penny you insensitive clod!

      =)

      (Kenndy $.50 is 30.61mm vrs 31mm diameter for the english Brittania penny)

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  61. Mod parent insightful. by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 1

    These have high energy density (watt-hours over the life of the device per kg), but extremely low power density (watts per kg). They could be useful for apps where you don't ever want to change a battery, but they're useless for anything but the lowest-power apps. They won't run your cell phone, or your car, or even your iPod.

  62. Declassifying Beta Decay isotopes lighter than Fe. by jameskojiro · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They really need to declassify Beta Decay Isotoped lighter than Iron as Dangerous or terrorist materials. Beta Decay is pretty damned harmless and you cannot use it to 'Breed" other nuclear materials like you can with Neutron/Gamma/ or even alpha decay sources. Also if the decay substance is an element lighter than iron you cannot get any usable energy out of it if it Fissions. You can only get energy out of it by having the neutrons decay into Protons and eject a electron. (electricity which can be used)

    Electrons will never get inside the core of another atom to change the atomic structure and therefor are not useful at all when it comes to making inert elements radioactive.

    Maybe we could make large Nuclear waste processing plants that use heavy volatile elements that gamma or neutron decay to breed large amounts of light elements that beta decay, then ship the material to regional "power plants" that are nothing more than large Light element Nuclear RTG/Beta batteries.

    The greenie weenies would never stand to let such a project be built because they are weenies.

     

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  63. cant resist by bhsx · · Score: 1

    Yo dawg, I heard you like, ah nevermind....

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  64. The Ultimate Application: Toilet Seats by starglider29a · · Score: 1

    We can now have permanently glowing, warm toilet seats. No more *GASP* from the cold, no more splash from not seeing the 'upright, locked position' in the dark. I had considered plutonium & phosphor laced Lexan, but this would be easier.

  65. Go back to talkbacks when this was news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'll read a LOT of people asking (when the US were complaining about Iran's nuclear facilities and threatening them) "why does Iran need it?"

    BBC Have Your Say has plenty of examples: look at the "reader recommended" sorting of the comments and you'll see how popular that query is.

  66. Re:From one of their papers by Extremus · · Score: 1

    Radioisotope microbattery based on liquid semiconductor
    Wacharasindhu, T. Kwon, J. W. Meier, D. E. Robertson, J. D

    A liquid semiconductor-based radioisotope micropower source has been pioneerly developed. The semiconductor property of selenium was utilized along with a 166 MBq radioactive source of 35S as elemental sulfur. Using a liquid semiconductor-based Schottky diode, electrical power was distinctively generated from the radioactive source. Energetic beta radiations in the liquid semiconductor can produce numerous electron hole pairs and create a potential drop. The measured power from the microbattery is 16.2 nW with an open-circuit voltage of 899 mV and a short-circuit of 107.4 nA.

  67. Re:Cars??? No. Off-grid. by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that in 1985 plutonium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by.

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  68. RTGs have caused problems by istartedi · · Score: 1

    I recall having read that RTGs were used extensively in remote Siberian locations during the Soviet era. Apparently, leaking from these RTGs, and the possibility of theft to make a dirty bomb was a concern, and may still be. The Soviet records may have been poor or lost during the transition.

    Don't get me wrong. I think these devices can be made very safe; but how do you "revolution proof" any kind of reactor?

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  69. Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's the theoretical cost of say a AAA for my remote?

    Big Energy, "One-vigintillion Dollars!"
    Us, "Wha--What?"
    Big Energy, "We chose this price point due to it sounding cool and do you know how much it cost to vacation on Saturn? Pay up. You're use to it"

  70. Ford has it: by Well-Fed+Troll · · Score: 1

    It's called the Ford Exorbitant

  71. seatbelt fastened, old chum? by cstacy · · Score: 1

    Atomic Batteries to power!
    Turbines to speed!

    http://www.carlustblog.com/2009/05/the-batmobile-1966.html

  72. not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GP was correct, and you appear to have a reading retention problem since the points you raise were addressed. Did he not say that internalizing radio active materials was bad, citing the exact same thing you did: nuclear medicine? Are you disputing that Plutonium is more dangerous as a toxin than a radioactive material? it may not be a strong toxin (simmilar to caffeine which you can tolerate at less than a gram) but it's also not a strong radioactive material. A gram of Plutonium would make you more sick from it's chemical toxicity than it's radioactivity.

    So what point were you trying to make?

     

  73. Foundation by MrNougat · · Score: 1

    The first thing I thought of was the civilization in Asimov's Foundation series that took over control of neighboring economies by selling gadgets powered by little nuclear power sources.

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  74. Internal nuclear batteries? by phorm · · Score: 1

    Call me paranoid, but while I'd likely be OK with having nuclear batteries in more common items (my laptop, maybe my car), having a nuclear power cell implanted inside my chest doesn't sound like such a great idea...

  75. Tritium is bad biologically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because it's like water, it gets used in water (which your body uses a lot of).

    Because it's too heavy, the water is the wrong shape and forms the wrong shape chemicals (which your body needs in the right shape to do the things it needs with it)

    Because it's radioactive, you have it sitting there doing important stuff then BOOM (OK, a very quiet boom on the scale of a human, but a honking big one on the scale of molecules) you don't have water any more.

    If the tritium battery is surrounded with something hydrophylic so that the escaped T2O doesn't get taken up biologically until it's had a time to turn into H H O then it's safe.

    Check up the health and safety requirements at the JET laboratory when working on tritium fusion.

    1. Re:Tritium is bad biologically by Rei · · Score: 1

      I've read about tritium health effects before. Its average residency in the body, when ingested as water, is about ten days. For something with as low energy decay as tritium, that's not much. It's not good for you, but it's not as bad as many other things we get exposed to.

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  76. Re:Toxicity by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

    Some materials are eliminated from the body quickly whereas others stay around. Something that gets stored in your bones might not be harmful at all if it were not radioactive, but because it stays put, being radioactive it does damage over a long period of time. Materials used in nuclear medicine are designed to be eliminated quickly so although they are radioactive they are gone in short order. A speck of plutonium just stays whereever it is in the body and irradiates the surrounding tissue. That's why it's more dangerous than say water enriched with tritium. Tritium water in the body gets diluted with every soda you drink.

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  77. Re:Disposal by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

    That's the real issue with these things. When they become disposable, then people will dispose of them and there will be radioisotopes everywhere. The chemical should be a water soluable one that is not accumulated in the body.

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  78. Voyager Mission by clong83 · · Score: 1

    The Voyager missions were nuclear powered. We are still in communication with these probes, and they are twice as far from the sun as Pluto is! They each have nuclear batteries onboard, and are an example of engineering at its absolute best.

    My question is, if we were to launch those probes today, and heavily publicize them, would the public stand for launching nuclear material into space? Or would there be so much irrational fear about "What if they come crashing down on earth and BLOW UP NEW YORK!! ZOMG!!"? I honestly don't know the answer, but I expect that nowadays there would be a much larger crowd shouting about it than there was in the 70s.

    Nuclear car batteries would be a godsend if you ask me, and I think almost everyone would agree if they merely didn't know it was nuclear. Most people already have nuclear/radioactive devices in their homes and don't know it. (Smoke alarms). Others depend on the function of nuclear batteries for their lives (pacemakers, etc). But I question whether people would accept it if it were widely publicized.

    Not a troll. Genuinely curious what people think. My experiences with people is that they are terrified of the words "nuclear" or "radioactive" and have extremely irrational fears associated with them.

    1. Re:Voyager Mission by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Not a troll. Genuinely curious what people think. My experiences with people is that they are terrified of the words "nuclear" or "radioactive" and have extremely irrational fears associated with them.

      Oh please. We live in a country (well, many of us do) where the average man on the street is worried about Obama's death panels, and understand the teaching evolution in schools is part of a plot by our Kenyan-born Muslim president to brainwash people into accepting socialism, but are afraid to say too much or they'll be sent to one of the conservative concentration camps. And you're wondering if people will have irrational fears about radioactive material? XD

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    2. Re:Voyager Mission by clong83 · · Score: 1

      This is anecdotal, but while I know many non-science types who are at least somewhat wary of anything dubbed "nuclear", I have yet to meet anyone who honestly believes what you describe. I know lots that are uncomfortable with public medicine, but none that fit your description. While some loud voices seem to cultivate this image, I don't think any more people actually believe it than the number that believe flouride in the drinking water is a government plot for mind-control.

      And I do wonder if the public can finally move past it's fear of radiation and implement sane attitudes towards the nuclear industry. Nuclear has quietly been developing a very good safety record the last couple of decades, and yes, I'm wondering if people are starting to take note.

    3. Re:Voyager Mission by mlts · · Score: 1

      This is one reason that nuclear magnetic resonance was renamed magnetic resonance imaging for hospital use. The word "nuclear" was dropped as not to scare patients.

  79. Pocket watch by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1

    The penny-sized nuclear battery means that pocket watches won't have to change batteries.

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  80. Re:Declassifying Beta Decay isotopes lighter than by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

    Calcium? That seems likely to end up in bones. Also fluorine. Phosphorus. No. Bad idea.

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  81. Re:Disposal by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Put a $2 deposit on them and you'll have most of them returned. The rest will be picked up by the same meth-heads who go through the garbage cans for pop bottles.

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  82. Re:Disposal by Adustust · · Score: 1

    I don't necessarily agree that these types of batteries would ever really enter the "readily disposable" mentality. People will/should know that the battery will last several lifetimes. I would assume that the throw away mentality will still be applied to the device itself, but they'll salvage the battery to use in something else.

  83. Re:Disposal by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

    A styrofoam cup will last as long as those batteries but people throw those away.

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  84. Beat beat by hande1 · · Score: 1
  85. dropping my iPhone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dropping my iPhone would carry a WHOLE NEW PROBLEM, one much greater than "oh no! did i scratch my screen?", "does it still work?", "why do i still not have a rubber case and screen protector for it?"

    Instead it's, "A FREAKING NUCLEAR MELTDOWN??? AHHHHHH Are you kidding me!!?"

    Check out my new app in Apple's App Store:
    iNuclearExplosion

  86. Re:Declassifying Beta Decay isotopes lighter than by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

    Or because you have "transport" and "nuclear" in a regular schedule there.
    Could be...

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  87. Link to published article by chihowa · · Score: 1

    The actual article is here.

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  88. Re:Declassifying Beta Decay isotopes lighter than by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahh, more classic Slashdot snark stupidity. Make a pseudo-rational claim and then insult the opposition by calling them "weenies".

    It's not that your idea is all bad, but in the real world corporate America will gladly poison and kill thousands to millions for profit. For a current example consider coal ash/fly ash http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fly_ash. The coal lobby has bought enough legislation to keep this stuff completely unregulated. Actually it is rather toxic.

    It has radioactivity: http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=coal-ash-is-more-radioactive-than-nuclear-waste which has been shown to contaminate areas near coal fired power plants. It also has toxic heavy metals:

    Fly ash contains trace concentrations of heavy metals and other substances that are known to be detrimental to health in sufficient quantities. Potentially toxic trace elements in coal include arsenic, beryllium, cadmium, barium, chromium, copper, lead, mercury, molybdenum, nickel, radium, selenium, thorium, uranium, vanadium, and zinc. Approximately 10 percent of the mass of coals burned in the United States consists of unburnable mineral material that becomes ash, so the concentration of most trace elements in coal ash is approximately 10 times the concentration in the original coal.

    (from the above linked Wikipedia article).

    There is a vast amount of this dangerous material in unstable storage and it has already caused big problems. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/10/01/60minutes/main5356202.shtml and http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/01/science/earth/01ash.html.

    So, since you think that anyone who is worried about environmental issues is a "weenie", I propose that you put your money (or in this case your health) on the line. Get some coal ash, a 3 or 4 cubic feet and spread it around where you live. Make sure it gets in your food and in your lungs. The coal industry says that you have nothing to fear, and you can surly trust them with your life. if you choose not to do this then I suggest that you shut the fuck up

  89. RIGHT YUP... BAD MATH.. ooops.. HMMMmm by mrnick · · Score: 1

    Maybe next time I should do more double checking my figures and less time writing my posts.... Sorry for my bad math!

    My field is Computer Science (applied mathematics) but my strongest math area is base number systems...

    I'm not going to be able to retire with my 1 ounce of Pu238 after all :(

    But, I still think RTGs have many real world applications. My minisub could be mapping the worlds ocean's right now... rather than sitting in a Physics professors office if it was powered by a RTG.

    Also, I never meant to imply that an average Joe should be allowed to build one, or pick one up at his local Wal-mart. But, I do think that the NRC should be more open minded, and not reinforce the public's unrealistic fears about nuclear power, and be much less restrictive about who they license.

    A modern reactor is much simpler to run and magnitudes safer than their predecessors. The big argument against nuclear energy is waste disposal. I would think much of what a fission reactor considers waste could still power a RTG application for quite some time.

    The dirty bomb fear is mute IMHO. If I was crazy enough to want to create a dirty bomb, I'M NOT, I could get the material, and I'm not a well funded terrorist. I recall reading about some teenager that took barium (from broken smoke alarms) and used a lead cube to make an ion gun, which held the collected barium, that he aimed at a block of aluminum. This produced enough radioactive material that when the NRC swooped in he had a small breeder reactor up and running! I'm sure they over reacted even though this was obviously reckless behavior, insane might be a better word, when they quarantined the entire town.

    After taking a deeper look at the article these are more battery than RTG but I don't understand the applications they suggested. I don't want to replace my pacemaker battery with that kind of half life! But I doubt an RTG could be scaled down to fit in the human body either, LOL!

    So, thanks for keeping me on my toes... and the interesting conversation!

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  90. Energizer Batteries? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I guess the new line of Energizers really will keep going and going and going!

  91. mah batteries are charged... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to over 9000!

  92. Power to the People by conradhall · · Score: 1

    As a writer, I think of being able to use a laptop anywhere, anytime without ever having to worry about losing my work. but my neighbour across the street is a cardiologist. Imagine how much safer his patients would feel with batteries that last. (And I don't really care if it's a battery or an RTG - a rose is a rose by any name.) Yes, I find the idea of anyone having a nuclear power pack inside or on their body odd. Not scary, just odd. And if Stupid can get him/her self killed by toying with it - then obviously it isn't ready for the consumer market. Then again, maybe weeding out a few of the "Stupids" isn't such a bad idea. Let's start with everyone who thinks they're smart enough to label someone else. ;-)

  93. Chernobyl by Vexar · · Score: 1

    Actually, the fundamental flaw was the comrade-tards who decided to turn off all the safety systems and use one reactor to power the other's pumps, in an experiment. They tried it before, but the safety systems shut everything down. I think they were running one reactor at about 6%, which apparently is very dangerous. When they disabled their safety systems, then yes, the graphite-tipped control rods combusted with the steam bubble that built up, then they melted and went boom. If they had built a reactor with a positive reactivity coefficient (or was that negative?) that meant reaction speeds went down as heat went up, such as American/French/Canadian designs do, it wouldn't have gone critical. If they had bothered to build what's called a sarcophagus (concrete bunker) around the reactor, then the very small explosion would have not produced a vent of radioactive material. If they had bothered to build an energy-producing reactor, instead of a breeder reactor (Chernobyl was not a power plant, it was a weapons factory), then really, none of this would have been possible. Still, I blame the comrade-tards, and their hatred for the West. This is why Socialism is so bad. It breeds hatred for capitalism and free will, which includes freedom of religion. Please, American Democrats, think about this when you decide whether or not to re-elect a Marxist for a president. Hear the Warning from Soviet Russia! Or, if you prefer, Read it.

    1. Re:Chernobyl by Philip_the_physicist · · Score: 1

      Of course, if the control rods weren't attached to the moderators, they might have had more luck shutting the reactor down. that isn't a fundamental feature of the reactor type, that was a stupid bit of design, which cannot be blamed on the political system. Either the engineers responsible didn't think the design through, or they assumed that no operators would be stupid enough to over-ride the safety systems and then abuse the reactor.

  94. profit / disaster ?! by v4vijayakumar · · Score: 1

    1. order thousands / millions of "Penny-Sized Nuclear Batteries"
    2. take nuclear fuel out
    3. google "how to make atom bomb"
    4. refer any of those results
    5. make an atom bomb
    6. deploy
    7. profit / disaster ?

  95. Re:Disposal by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    The chemical should be a water soluable one that is not accumulated in the body.

    Ah, but then you worry about ground water contamination. If it's non-soluble, it's more likely to pass through the digestive system without being absorbed, and the durability of the packaging should ensure that even if it's content could be digested it wouldn't unless somehow they broke the battery's casing open and then ate it.

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  96. Re:Disposal by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    Dammit, "its". I must be losing it.

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  97. Re:Disposal by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

    You are right of course. I was assuming that all groundwater eventually led to the sea but that is not true. Some of it no doubt just sits there . Also concentration up the food chain would have to be considered. But the groundwater bit really makes this just too nasty. Radioactive shiznit absolutely needs to be disposed of in abandoned salt mines where there are no earthquakes. This isn't something your average shmoe can be trusted to do. One of these batteries improperly disposed of and no big deal. Millions in landfills and in cheap broken toys however would be a problem. People don't buy many smoke detectors. They buy many more mp3 players, calculators, watches, flashlights etc. I mean if this could power a few LEDs you'd have a flashlight that would never have its batteries run out and also never need a lightbulb - everyone would want one. Of course there would be zillions made and lost and thrown out because they got wet and the wires inside corroded away.

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  98. Re:Disposal by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    Yes; well, I'm sure the endeavor is to use such low-grade radioactive materials that even substantial amounts in ordinary landfills would have a minor negative impact overall. (Ideally.)

    That was basically the whole intent of this penny-sized battery (well, that and the size)... supposedly the stuff is so tame that your skin is adequate protection against the radiation even without the battery casing. Their problem is it doesn't deliver much power that way... (hence the push toward also making them very small, so they can hopefully be packaged in units that deliver substantial amounts of power. Ever dissected a 9-volt? They contain six 1.5-volt cells in series.)

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  99. Re:Disposal by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

    Your skin is adequate protection against plutonium. If you had a lump of Pu, with no Pu dust on it, then you could safely hold it in your hand. However it is NOT tame. If you inhale a tiny speck of Pu dust, it sits in your lungs and gives your a 100% chance of lung cancer. Imagine isotopes of strontium ( acts like calcium in the body and is stored forever in your bones ) or who the heck knows what else.

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  100. Re:Disposal by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    If you inhale a tiny speck of Pu dust, it sits in your lungs and gives your a 100% chance of lung cancer.

    Ah, that's perhaps a slight exaggeration, but I'll allow the hyperbole for the sake of your argument. Yeah, the idea is to keep it in a form that won't be inhaled and won't be stored long-term in the body if it does somehow get into you. As I said, the people designing these things are not oblivious to any of this.

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  101. First thought that came to me. by Optimus6128 · · Score: 1

    I want one for my MP3 player!

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