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  1. analysis on World Summit On The Internet And IT · · Score: 5, Funny


    The goal of this phase is to adopt a "Declaration of Principles" and "Plan of Action".

    Person 1: Sounds like it was created by an MBA.

    Person 2: Actually, it was a committee.

    Person 1: OK, a committee of MBA's.

    Person 2: A committee of MBA's who work for the government!

    Both: (run away and hide under cubicles)

  2. All night programming sessions on Recommended Data Modeling Tools? · · Score: 1

    I somtimes mark up a whiteboard, and take a digital picture before erasing it.

    Never know when you are whacking a good idea...

  3. All your planning on The Rise and Rise of IT Administrators · · Score: 1


    should fit on one whiteboard.

    Sometimes we cheat, and take a picture of the whiteboard with the digital camera before erasing. Just in case there were good ideas on there that we might want later.

  4. related reading on Gerrymandering by Computer · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Check out the book "How to Lie with Maps", by Mark Monmonier.

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0226 534219/102-3562028-6208164?v=glance

    Why yes, I am a geographer...

  5. what about on So You Think Physics is Funny? · · Score: 1


    Engineers answer only to Money.

  6. I was wondering on The Blind Men and the Elephant · · Score: 1


    what a picture of an invisible elephant looks like.

    Thanks google image search!

  7. Re:Audit trail on Voting Machines Vs. Slot Machines · · Score: 1


    Um, the odds are definitely cheated for the house.

    I am not familiar with the gambling business, but I know it wouldn't be that hard to alter the slot machine payout ratio from a programming perspective. ~1 line of code, in fact.

    Switch:
    PayoutRatio = 97
    to
    PayoutRatio = 95

    And, watch your stock go up a point. Does anyone know if it would be legal to lower the amount of winnings paid out, if your casino is having a bad month?

  8. user-created levels on NYT on Game Mods · · Score: 3, Insightful


    are a great addition to commercial games...

    so long as there is a moderating system to sort the wheat from the chaff (to use a biblical metaphor)

  9. Re:Interesting on Videogame Regulation Is Everyone's Business · · Score: 1


    MechAssault is kinda violent - you crush infantry by stepping on them and kicking their trucks across the landscape.

    Just being a troll, though - that would only increase the violence percentile to 16%.

  10. how about on Videogame Regulation Is Everyone's Business · · Score: 3, Insightful

    games like Neverwinter Nights?

    There is a sliding scale for "violence" in the options menu, and you can password protect it.

    Problem solved - no censorship, all it takes is active parenting.

  11. my opinion on Videogame Regulation Is Everyone's Business · · Score: 2, Funny


    I don't mind games with violence, but I wish they would ban games that suck.

  12. correct me if I'm wrong on Online! The Book · · Score: 1


    But I thought geostationary satellites are at an elevation of about 22,239 miles. It is important to get this right, otherwise your geostationary satellite isn't stationary.

    Both figures in the book are wrong.

  13. that's a good idea on New Label Shows When Fruit Is Ripe · · Score: 4, Interesting


    And not too hard to implement. You would need a substance that changes color in the presence of ethylene (the plant hormone that encourages ripening).

    I am guessing that they are putting some chlorophyll (a simple sugar produced by most plants/green algae) onto a sticker. Ethylene causes the sugar to break down, changing chlorophyll (the reason plants are green) to some other simpler sugar (which would show a different color).

  14. pseudopsychology a la jung on Should Developers Listen To All Gamer Feedback? · · Score: 1

    I have a friend who likes to play football games on the easiest mode, and run up 100 points to 0 on the opposing team. He can sit there and do this for hours.

    My other friend likes GTA, because he can try out different cars and roam around looking for stuff to do.

    I like games that involve character development, and acquiring big, bad swords and spells. Games like Halo give me motion sickness.

    In summary:
    There are different archetypes of gamers, who each enjoy different things. They expect to get some sort of reward, gratification, or experience, according to their personality type. To make a hit game, you just have to appeal to one or more of these broad sets of challenge/reward/satisfaction.

    All gamer feedback could potentially be categorized into one of a dozen or so themes, and used to make something cool.

  15. Re:Build your own! on Japanese Train Sets A Speed Record Of 581 kph · · Score: 1


    I always wanted to build "back to the future" skateboard parks using similar principles as a child.

    *moment of nostalgia*

  16. that's nothing on Breaking the Gigapixel Barrier · · Score: 1


    I made seamless aerial photos for the whole state of OK.

    The secret:
    Assign latitude/longitude coordinates to a corner of the image, and then edge-match them with the geographic location of each image.

    As an additional bonus, you can overlay GPS points and other spatial data directly on top of the imagery.

  17. blog text on MIT Students Get an Education in Software Development · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Outsourcing to India in Business Week and at MIT...

    Not all of our students will see this cover story in Business Week on the migration of high-paying jobs to India. But most attended a lecture in 6.171 by the folks who run MIT's latest big IT effort: OpenCourseware (http://ocw.mit.edu), which distributes syllabi, problem sets, and other materials from MIT classes (at least one semester after the class is actually given). During the lecture the students learned that, although ocw.mit.edu is a purely static .html site, it is produced with a database-backed content management system. In fact, of the $11 million donated by foundations to support the service, about $2 million was spent on technology and the salaries of folks at MIT who oversee the technology.

    The more sophisticated portion of ocw.mit.edu is a 100 percent Microsoft show. A student asks the speakers why they chose Microsoft Content Management Server, expecting to hear a story about careful in-house technical evaluation done by people sort of like them. The answer: "We read a Gartner Group report that said the Microsoft system was the simplest to use among the commercial vendors and that open-source toolkits weren't worth considering."

    Students began to wake up.

    A PowerPoint slide contained the magic word "Delhi". It turns out that most of the content editing and all of the programming work for OpenCourseware was done in India, either by Sapient, MIT's main contractor for the project, or by a handful of Microsoft India employees who helped set up the Content Management Server.

    Thus did students who are within months of graduating with their $160,000 computer science degrees learn how modern information systems are actually built, even by institutions that earn much of their revenue from educating American software developers.

  18. next on slashdot on MIT Students Get an Education in Software Development · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Juliard students get a lesson in music.

  19. that's alot of excitement on Comet Hunting Craft Closes on Target · · Score: 2, Funny


    for something that looks like this.

  20. Re:Tourism, DPRK-style on North Korea Introduces 'Secure' E-mail · · Score: 1


    Cubans have the tropical thing going for them, though.

    My buddy (in the US military) was stationed up near the DMZ in S. Korea, and he says it is bitterly cold. Not that cold would bother a Canuck!

  21. Ouch! on North Korea Introduces 'Secure' E-mail · · Score: 1


    You must be a member of the Korean Friendship Association

  22. good ones on On The Ascent And Descent Of The RTS · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Check out Medieval Total War.

    This is a great game - you can choose any one of a number of European and Muslim countries, and guide it through the middle ages. When the Muslims send Imams to scout out your country and convert the populace, you can assassinate them. You can also declare crusades, marry off your daughters for political gain, conquer others, and get trade monopolies. A good time.

    Also, the original MechCommander is fun. You defeat enemy mechs in combat, and sometimes you can salvage their carcases and rebuild them (get the MadCat!). You can completely customize the weapons on each mech, and can make up your own strike force configurations with no limitations (except weight).

  23. Re:of course on North Korea Introduces 'Secure' E-mail · · Score: 1


    FYI, there are TWO gateway pages - you have to click on the word "Welcome" between the two Great Leaders' Portraits to actually access the content.

    Took me a few minutes to figure it out...

  24. of course on North Korea Introduces 'Secure' E-mail · · Score: 5, Funny


    Great Leader Kim Yong Il is computer-savvy. Check out the Frontpage-For-Dummies official site of the DPRK.

    I would be embarrassed to put pictures of my CAT on a website that lame.

  25. Re:Abiogenic Oil and Coal? Not Twaddle. on Nine Crazy Ideas in Science · · Score: 1

    Thought I would reply to this one, too. Gold is referring to an 80 barrel find, which is not a statistically significant amount from a commercial perspective.

    80 barrels is a rounding error for most companies, and could potentially be explained through some other means. A real reserve is in the millions or billions of barrels.

    FYI:
    1 barrel (bbl) = 42 gallons

    Many 8" pipelines have a flowrate of > 2000 barrels per hour (bph), 24 hours a day