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North Korea Introduces 'Secure' E-mail

An anonymous reader sent in a strange little story running over at ZD that discusses North Korea's new secure email system. There's a lot of strange bits in there about trained North Korean hackers, and the fact that North Korea's news agency is hosted in Japan.

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  1. Time-honored facts... by typobox43 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Again, they're just proving that the best security method is just to not let anyone on the system at all.

    1. Re:Time-honored facts... by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Don't make fun of their guaranteed security. This does a great job of guaranteeing the security of Kim Jong Il.

    2. Re:Time-honored facts... by bluethundr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Again, they're just proving that the best security method is just to not let anyone on the system at all.

      Very true! How can you 0wn a box that...isn't there! I saw this interesting report on 60 minutes (an abbreviated version of it can be found here, and the full story I beleive can be found here, but for a fee to Big Bill) a number of months ago showing this interesting photo of the Korean peninsula. It kind of reminds you of the hoax photo of the 2003 blackout, except that I suspect the Korean photo to be legit. Assuming it it is, maybe NK should start thinking about how to get power to most of their city (I could be mistaken, but I think Pyonyang is their only city and even THAT was just built "for show") and towns before they start getting their boxes online to trade e-mail!

      But setting up a "secure e-mail" system for boxes that don't exist is the same sort of logic you would expect from a country that has traffic cops in the heart of their city directing traffic...that ISN'T THERE! It's an absouletly amazing society. Crazy. Loopy. But fascinating at the same time.

      I saw that bit about the "traffic cop" in the same 60 minutes report and in it there was also someone from the state department claiming that at the time there was probably 5 machines on the Internet in the entire county!

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    3. Re:Time-honored facts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Of course you are refering to this image which is an official NASA composite. http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap001127.html

      .forsight

    4. Re:Time-honored facts... by davesag · · Score: 1
      maybe NK should start thinking about how to get power to most of their city

      I believe they did have some ideas, then the US said they'd nuke them if they tried.

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    5. Re:Time-honored facts... by HeghmoH · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps if they would halt their nuclear weapons and long-range missile programs, the other nations of the world would consider the case in a more favorable light.

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    6. Re:Time-honored facts... by davesag · · Score: 2, Interesting

      perhaps they are scared? i'm not saying North Korea is at all good, but you've got to see the broader context. The US screwed them with sanctions and overt/covert war. the USSR vanished along with all their oil imports, food imports, aid etc. the US has been threatening to nuke them, reneging on agreements to provide clean power etc. what else the hell would you expect them to do? don't believe most of what you read in the popular press.

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    7. Re:Time-honored facts... by fishing · · Score: 1

      Gee... I wonder what the US government would say to the suggestion:

      "Perhaps if they would halt their nuclear weapons and long-range missile programs, the other nations of the world would consider the case in a more favorable light."

      I think, quite rightly, they'd say "go to hell".

    8. Re:Time-honored facts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it's none of your fucking business what some other country does. Why can the USA have long range missiles but some other country can't? Who made the USA the world police? Arrogant fuck.

    9. Re:Time-honored facts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You actually believe the agitprop site? They're aptly named. Propaganda to agitate, truth be damned.

      The Korean War began on June 25, 1950, when the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (that is, the North) began bombarding Republic of Korea (that is, the South) positions at 4 am, followed by an invasion all along the border. NK issued a formal declaration of war at 11 am.

      The North Koreans claimed that the RoK had attacked them first, on the Ongjin peninsula, but it's generally agreed that is a false claim to provide some justification for their invasion.

      And if anyone is concerned about fifty year old nuclear threats, it should be the Chinese, not the North Koreans. After all, any talk of nukes only came about after the UN forces got too close to the Yalu River (on the north side of North Korea) and made the Chinese nervous enough to enter the war (driving the UN back to the original border). The North Koreans were already beaten; there was no need to threaten them with nukes.

    10. Re:Time-honored facts... by smallfeet · · Score: 1
      Forget North Korea, what's up with Canada?

    11. Re:Time-honored facts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, it's my business as leader of the freeworld to do as I wish. If Anonymous Coward's like you have a problem with it, quit being a Anonymous Coward and stand up for some thing.

      -BUSH

    12. Re:Time-honored facts... by HeghmoH · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The US isn't simultaneously whining about getting handouts for electricity and food. North Korea is free to do whatever they want if they wish to remain completely isolated, but this thread was about them having no electricity. Because their Great Leader is so fucked up, and their economy is so fucked up, their only real chance for either enough food or enough electricity is outside help. And outside help will not be forthcoming until they abandon their nuclear weapons program and stop shooting missiles through the airspace of neighboring countries during tests.

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    13. Re:Time-honored facts... by bilgebag · · Score: 1

      Why are some countries allowed nuclear power and weapons and not others then? Where do you live?

  2. Umm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Secure email in a communist state?

    1. Re:Umm by sm0yby · · Score: 1

      Sure! "You can trust us, because we don't trust you." (Isn't that how it is in the NGSCB (Palladium) world, though?)

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  3. DictatorMail.com ? by grub · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How the system (likely) works:

    The government assigns you a password.

    You send email, people send you email.

    You sleep well knowing that your email can only be read by the sender, recipient and.. that.. man.. with the rubber hose.

    To me it sounds like Kim Jong Il is getting even more paranoid. He's wanting to control (and snoop) all email in within his borders for fear of net-savvy citizens daring to send subversive email. Pretty soon he'll probably start shooting people with glasses ("intellectuals") as Pol Pot did in Cambodia.

    Hint to Kim Jong Il, try feeding your millions of starving children before promising them a corrupt email system few of them will ever live to see.

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    1. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by ObviousGuy · · Score: 1

      They don't even have Internet access in North Korea, much less email as we know it.

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    2. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      They have computers in North Korea?!!!

    3. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by mirko · · Score: 0, Troll

      Nice troll.

      Why don't you complain about the ever-decreasing liberties in occidental countries ?

      At least, in North Korea, people now have the possibility to receive email, which they previously could not (based on the "facts" you just mentioned).

      Meanwhile, I am not sure the US is still a Freedom-compliant place.
      Could Larry Flint and Frank Zappa still emerge, today ?

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    4. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by KrispyKringle · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I think for the most part you are right, but I'm not convinced that this is just a move to be able to snoop on all e-mail. In communist countries like North Korea or Cuba, many services are provided by the government or by government subcontracters, as is the case in the States with public utilities. The reach, though, is far broader than of our public utilities, covering media like TV and radio, telecom and telephones, etc.

      It may very well be that Kim Jonh Il feels that Internet access is critical to his nation's development (as many Americans feel about promoting third-world development in general--teach a man to fish versus simply giving a handout) and is trying to promote it through government sponsorship in the form familiar in his economy.

      I'm not defending him, but there may very well be more here than you suggest.

    5. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      hardly any news to all..

      what's news is that they're even implementing anything, for anybody. i wouldn't have thinked that they would bother.

      the horribility is that a horrible system doesn't really need mega technology(so being afraid of technology because of it might deprive you from your rights is pretty stupid, all that's needed for that is that the wrong guy is telling what to do). an evil(stupid) system only needs snitches, wanabes and just few evil people(tm). sure, total brainwashing helps to keep it under control but that's not necessary even.

      though.. they sure got some good(horrible, but good) jokes brewed up there. like the national library(guess which guys are the stated authors of most books?).

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    6. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is a regime that forces its athletes to shut curtains on their buses when traveling in foreign countries because they might have to bear the sight of all the unspeakable horrors in capitalist countries if those windows were open. Horrors like traffic, I guess.

      At any rate, the last thing the North Korean government wants is an online citizenry.

      This latest press release by the Japanese North Korean contingent is just more floundering of a sadly dying nation.

    7. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hear in North Korea we have bit of Internet but it all controled by ruling party. We had to use anonymus proxy to use internet without ruling party seeing what we look at and say. Kim Jung-Il is terrible man and has no respect for tradition or North Korea people. He is sick but protected by army he made. sorry for my bad english.

    8. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      hi! I'm in North Korea to! This link was blocked by state when it come out but I got it in IM from friend and use proxy to see to. be careful, party watch it all.

    9. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.hrnk.org/TheHiddenGulag-press.pdf

      You don't even know how idiotic your ravings sound to people who know something about what's happening in NK.

    10. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The fact that you can question if "the US is still a Freedom-compliant place" means it is a Freedom compliant place.


      Maybe you'd be happier moving to China, or Cuba, or North Korea, and finding out what freedom really is.

    11. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Junis, is that you?

    12. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by PickyH3D · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      You're suggesting that the communist government is better than our republic?

      Get the heck out then because we don't want you as much as you don't want us (it does not matter which free nation you're in, just move to China, Cuba, or North Korea and enjoy).

      "people now have the possibility to receive email"
      And you do not think it will be supervised AND filtered? Get a clue before you open your mouth. Better yet, just don't open your mouth because your opinion is a waste of time and energy.
    13. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. I dont know Junis.

    14. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please remain seated, a Party Representative will be there shortly to assass^H^H^Hist you.

    15. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I hope they dont com when my family eats our dinner. boiled dog is double plus yummy.

    16. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      It may very well be that Kim Jonh Il feels that Internet access is critical to his nation's development (as many Americans feel about promoting third-world development in general--teach a man to fish versus simply giving a handout)

      Maybe, but food, water & shelter are the 3 necessities. North Korea fails at all three. The North Korean people are starving to death because of this madman. The only way to get food into the country is by engaging in nuclear brinksmanship with the US.

      It's eerie that there is now a campaign to recall a pulitzer given to a NY Times journalist who covered up Stalin's starvation of millions years ago. The same thing is occuring today.

      I also found it very funny that Jimmy Carter's Nobel was announced at the same time that North Korea's announced its nuclear abilities, in violation of the very agreement that Carter negotiated with North Korea. Nice job, Jimmy.

    17. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by sco08y · · Score: 1

      It may very well be that Kim Jonh Il feels that Internet access is critical to his nation's development

      Or it could just be another of the whims of a demented lunatic.

    18. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by rruvin · · Score: 1
      It may very well be that Kim Jonh Il feels that Internet access is critical to his nation's development

      Yes, that must be what Kim Jong Il feels.

      I wonder when he'll start feeling that not starving his people is also critical to his nation's development.

    19. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by mirko · · Score: 1

      Do not worry about me, my family survived to Tito's dictatorship.

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    20. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jimmy Carter reminds me of Gomer Pyle. I remember when he was prez, he seemed shocked to learn that the soviet government were not nice.

    21. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It may very well be that Kim Jonh Il feels that Internet access is critical to his nation's development "

      You are not the smartest tool in the box , are you ?

      This is so fucking amazing - after all these years of complete exposure how really fucked all these communists regimes were/are there are still some idiots who are willing to give them the benefit of the doubt.
      Fucking amazing.

    22. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Y'know, for someone who isn't defending him, you sure sound awfully defensive of him (no offense...)

      There's definitely more here than was suggested: he's the nuttiest fruitcake on the block! The only thing that makes him less of a threat to the world than Saddam Hussein (was) is that he can't afford the kind of nifty weapons that any self-respecting insane dictator wouldn't be caught dead without! (S. Korea might be worried if he even had enough fuel to get his troops and tanks to his own border, etc...)

      If you ask me (didn't I hear someone ask me? Maybe it was just the voices...the voices...) I think our "humanitarian" efforts should be directed full blast at N. Korea.


      It's like my wife says, "North: bad. South: good."

    23. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by Alsee · · Score: 2, Informative

      Horrors like traffic, I guess.

      List of "unspeakable horrors" they must be protected from witnessing:
      BMW's
      Jordache jeans
      Walkman radios
      Fast food restaurants
      Street lights
      Public and residential telephones
      Home electrictity
      Indoor plumbing
      Food

      The sight of those items could be quite traumatic.

      Unfortunately I'm not joking about anything on that list. I will address electricity and food in particular. Take a look at this NASA image: The Earth at night. It shows man-made light sources, effectively a combination of population density and development level. North Korea and South Korea have essentially identical enviornments, resources, and climate and similar population levels. North Korea is a black hole with an amazingly sharp line at the North/South border. No street lights, no electrictity, nothing.

      North Korea has lost a signifigant fraction of it's population to starvation, roughly 1.7% of the population dying each year to starvation. That starvation is primarily because their economy is in shambles and they are diverting about 30% of their gross national product to supporting the worlds third-largest army. (China is #1 and U.S. is #2) Most countries only spend about 3% of their GNP supporting a military. That 30% level is crushing and leaves no money for roads, farming equipment, or even food.

      North Korea is in the depths of paranoid isolation. They believe they need that army to prevent imminent invasion. They have stated their desire to use that army to "liberate" South Korea. Considering the 1.7% yearly starvation rate and considering the satallite photo, somehow I don't quite think South Korea has any desire for that sort of "liberation".

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    24. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by nazsco · · Score: 1
      He's [Kim Jong Il] wanting to control (and snoop) all email in within his borders


      Maybe he's envy of bush and fbi's toys, who's been snooping your mail for ages.
    25. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "At any rate, the last thing the North Korean government wants is an online citizenry."

      I think that's the least of Pyongyang's worries. Kinda hard to get your computer online when you can't even turn your computer on. Computers need electricity, donchaknow.

      Let's see... we could either abide by this treaty we have with the US and get nuclear power plants, or we can steal the technology, set us up The Bomb and ensure dissidents never have the electricity needed for communications more complicated than two tin cans and a piece of string in one fell swoop!

    26. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I've been given to understand that the reason North Korea has such a large standing army, is because only in the military can you count on being fed halfway regularly. So everyone who can joins the army, primarily because it's the best way to get their daily rice.

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    27. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      The lights image finally downloaded... (well, I wanted an updated copy anyway :) Geez, you could draw lines on it where North Korea's borders lie. And if anything, it's "darker" there than on the old image I've got from 3 years ago. This is not progress.

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    28. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by grokster · · Score: 0
      • The government assigns you a password.
      • You send email, people send you email.
      • You sleep well knowing that your email can only be read by the sender, recipient and.. that.. man.. with the rubber hose.

      Actually you sleep well knowing that the man with the rubber hose won't need to use it on you...

    29. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by andrewmc · · Score: 1

      I understand you're making a serious point, but I can't help laughing at how you've listed "Fast food restaurants" and actual "Food" separately...

    30. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      First let me revise the 30% figure I gave, the CIA world fact book reports North Korea spending 33.9% of Gross Domenstic Product on their military. US spends 3.2%.

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      While what you said is perfectly true, you looked at it from the employee perspective. Now look at it from the employer perspective. The government decides how many soldiers it is willing to employ. Each soldier it hires means one less worker in the economy manufacturing goods, supplying services, or growing rice. Each soldier it hires is an employee that must recieve training, that must be supplied with equipment, that must be paid, that must be fed. The government can only train, supply, pay, and feed soldiers by commandeering (taxing) those services, goods, money, and rice from the rest of the population.

      Nearly one thrid of the entire economy is diverted to the army. For every three bags of rice you grow one is seized and goes to the army. For every $300 you earn $100 is taxed and goes to the army. The same goes for anything and everything you earn, grow, build, or mine.

      That is above and beyond of the usual taxes you pay to run the rest of the government. However much you earn yearly, figure out 30.7% of that. Now imagine adding that figure to your existing taxes.

      Actually the impact would be even worse than that example indicates - the economy has a multiplier effect built in. Consider the people who are paying you your income - they get hit with the 30.7% tax hike too. They have that much less money to pay you with. The people who pay your employer also have that much less money give, and on and on. That is the multiplier effect. Everyone's gross paycheck would be divided by 3 or worse. So first you get hit with a massive paycut THEN your taxes are hit with 27% bump.

      The entire US economy would fall apart. It would make the Great Depression look like a hiccup. The Soviet Union collapse was largely due to Cold War military spending - and that was at around 16% of GDP. North Korea's 33.9% level is absolutely crushing. One of North Korea's primary exports is large arms - particularly missles.

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    31. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I can't help laughing at how you've listed "Fast food restaurants" and actual "Food" separately

      Thanks, it was quite intentional. First I painted it as the cliche of communist propaganda against "capitalist pigs" (fast food), then jar the reader with the reality of "food" :)

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    32. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by DF5JT · · Score: 1

      " First let me revise the 30% figure I gave, the CIA world fact book reports North Korea spending 33.9% of Gross Domenstic Product on their military. US spends 3.2%."

      What is it that you are trying to tell us?

      The US spends some 350 Billion USD (give or take a few) on the military and that excludes anything the CIA, NSA, DHS, Border Patrol and the rest of the semi-military have in their own budgets and it does not contain the lumpy 87 Billion for the Iraq war.

      It's a lot more interesting to compare military spending with education spending or to see it in context of the entire budget.

      Read http://w3.access.gpo.gov/usbudget and weep.

      Just to give you an idea of the dimensions:

      The US spends 60 Billion USD on education. Germany, which has about one third of the US' pouplation spends some 110 Billion USD.

      Do us all a favor and get down from your high horse.

    33. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Good points -- people forget that money used in one place has to come from some other place, it doesn't just magically appear. So if 30% of the GNP, and I'd guess around 50-60% of food production (since the military eat better than the common folk), is going to support the military, it's that much less left for everyone and everything else, with a downward spiral as ever more starving people decide a uniform beats a body bag.

      If 16% was enough to overload the Soviet Union (but remembering that it had a broader economic base and more raw wealth than North Korea), at what point does North Korea reach total collapse??

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    34. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      point does North Korea reach total collapse??

      Past tense. It did collapse. That's why 1.7% of their population has been dying of starvation year after year after year. Something like 10% of the population in 6 years. It's just that they are entirely isolated and the ruling party retains an iron grip. Total government control over information. Total blackout of outside news sources. North Korea news is right out of the book 1984. The "news items" are all reports of factory workers exceeding quotas in the heroic effort to protect their homeland from the threat of imperialist aggressors. Someone else posted a sample of North Korean news - it's a real hoot.

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    35. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's pretty collapsed in terms of being a viable situation, but I was wondering more like -- how much longer can it survive before it falls apart to the point that internal control is lost?

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    36. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Do us all a favor and get down from your high horse.

      You didn't understand a thing I said. The PERCENTAGES of Gross Domestic Product are critical. Ok, you are more comfortable working with actual dollar amounts than percentages, I'll write it out in dollars.

      You quote the US spends 350 billion dollars on the military. If the US were to spend the same way North Korea spends, the US would be spending THREE POINT SEVEN TRILLION DOLLARS PER YEAR on it's military. If the US were like North Korea it would have over 14.5 million active soldiers and 58 million more in reserves.

      Try to imagine that - if the US blew $3.7 trillion per year on that monsterous army. The US governemnt would have to raise taxes by an extra $3.35 trillion per year. It would mean $12,000 in new taxes per person. It would mean $48,000 in new taxes on a mother and father with two children.

      The entire economy would collapse. People would be starving to death. That's exactly what's happening in North Korea. A rather small and extremely poor country is crushed under the burden of supporting the worlds third largest army. Almost one person in fifty dying of starvation each and every year.

      THAT is what I am trying to say. One in ten of North Koreans DROPPED DEAD of starvation over a ten year period. Think about that. How many people do you know? Family, friends, coworkers, aquaintances, roughly how many? Take that number and divide by ten. That's how many of them you'd have watched starve to death in the last six years.

      You accuse me of being on a high horse. Ha.

      It's basic economics. The North Korean government is crushing the economy under the burden of maintaining the worlds third largest army. North Korea - a country with a population of 22 million people - has a far far larger army than Germany with a population of 82 million, a larger army than India, a larger army than Russia, a larger army than any country except China and the US.

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    37. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      No clue, most of the population is thoroughly indoctrinated. They see their leader like national father-figure, dear beloved leader. Remember, this is ultra-traditional asian culture. The father is absolute and unquestioned head of the household. They think of the country as a "body" and the governemnt is the "head". It is the "natural order of things". There is no thought to question the "natural order", the body just does what the head directs. It's a very alien psychology. Think of Japan in WWII but even more so. Before The Bomb was dropped the Japanese were training every man, woman, and small child to fight the expected american invastion on the beaches. Training them to fight with pointed sticks. And everyone just accepted it as natural and good for small children to do this for Honor and for Patriotism and for the Divine Emperor. Even after dropping the Two Bombs, they still didn't want to surrender if it meant dishonoring the Divine Emperor. The US agreed to let the Emperor to save face and remain as Emperor.

      The leadership is quite paranoid and in control of the world's third largest arm. They have enough artillary to pulverize the South Korean capital in minutes (Seoul is only a few miles from the border). They have everything entrenched deep underground. They have been digging tunnels under the border. They may already have nukes. Forget Iraq, forget Isreal/Palestine, forget Al-queda, North Korea is psychotic international handgrenand and the pin fell out long ago. Everyone is terrified to poke it with a stick.

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    38. Re:DictatorMail.com ? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      That's the picture I have of their national psychology, all right, as generated by a very old and entrenched cultural mindset. Not so much a matter of when it'll implode, but more like when the hive will erupt. I've sometimes wondered if only pressure from China has prevented them from long since overruning the southern border. After all, when you can field that many warm bodies, eventually the opposition on the ground WILL run out of bullets.

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  4. Complete Privacy... by DaRat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course they can guarantee complete privacy: after the security forces pick up the sender and the recipient and disappear them forever, no one will ever know what was written in the email.

    1. Re:Complete Privacy... by dagg · · Score: 2, Funny
      How many Internet users, or even how many computer users there are in North Korea, remains unknown, although an Associated Press wire agency report on the email service said that few are believed to have any access. Leader Kim Jong II is known to be online, and has repeatedly mentioned the importance of computer technology.

      There is complete privacy because Leader Kim Jong II is the only one allowed online.

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    2. Re:Complete Privacy... by ErikTheRed · · Score: 3, Funny
      after the security forces pick up the sender and the recipient and disappear them forever
      If only we can get spammers in on this....
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    3. Re:Complete Privacy... by Erik+K.+Veland · · Score: 1

      And why shouldn't he be the only one allowed on the internet? He invented it after all...

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  5. But... by Pingular · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    is President Bush happy about this? This could be their way of hiding Weapons of Mass Destruction! Oh the humanity.

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    1. Re:But... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Um... the first step in hiding WMD is not to admit you have them. Kim Jong Il never was one to read the instruction manual, I suppose.

  6. North Korea and Security by Matrix272 · · Score: 0, Troll

    North Korea develops a secure e-mail? Those silly North Koreans and their strange thoughts about security... that's just crazy talk. We don't need no stinkin security here in Microsoft land.

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  7. Off Black list? Nope... by RedHat+Rocky · · Score: 5, Funny

    If this is North Korea's attempt to get off my black list, it's a failure.

    Is that where the Iraqi information minister ended up? :)

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    1. Re:Off Black list? Nope... by KrispyKringle · · Score: 2, Informative

      South Korea is probably who you're thinking of. I've never seen North Korean spam. As the article points out, most North Koreans probably don't own computers.

    2. Re:Off Black list? Nope... by RedHat+Rocky · · Score: 1

      APNIC just says Korea, that's good enough for me. Oh, KP (Korea, Democratic People's Republic) would be North Korea? My bad...

      Just because most North Koreans don't have Internet access doesn't mean there aren't machines to exploit for SPAM purposes. I'll keep an eye out for KP.

      Someone mod me Stupid. :)

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    3. Re:Off Black list? Nope... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Is that where the Iraqi information minister ended up?"

      Can't be. If he was there, I'm sure DPRK would have something more creative to say than "yeah, we got nukes." Maybe amusing little tidbits about capitalist infidels comitting suicide against the line of demarkation or somethin glike that.

    4. Re:Off Black list? Nope... by DF5JT · · Score: 1

      "Someone mod me Stupid. :)"

      You are doing just fine.

  8. Secure from whom? by lisany · · Score: 1

    So let me get this straight: In a dictatorship they're letting the peons communicate "securely" ? I call B.S.! Who wants to take a bet on how long it will take for people with access to start planning a revolt (and then be promptly executed)?

  9. Re:Dear american patriot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too late, the first post already made your comment obsolete... Slashdot is located in the US.. :)

  10. Re: Echelon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Sure, give it a fancy marketing name like "Echelon" and it's ok, but some crazed ruthless dictator does the same thing and we call him paranoid.

  11. North Korean Insanity by siskbc · · Score: 3, Funny
    To me it sounds like Kim Jong Il is getting even more paranoid.

    You think that's a little loopy? Check out Kim's official policy on triplets.

    Yeah, he's nuckin' futs.

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    1. Re:North Korean Insanity by hummassa · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Someone is nuts if it believes a site with a banner "china and iraq knew about 9/11"... Oh, boy.

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    2. Re:North Korean Insanity by Crockerboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      but if its on the innernet, it must be true!1!!12!

    3. Re:North Korean Insanity by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 1
      Yea, and on the bottom of the page is a link to "Elvis meets Nixon". But I don't see any advertising from Tin Foil manufacturers..

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    4. Re:North Korean Insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what they say:

      Truth is stranger than fiction.

    5. Re:North Korean Insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Newsmax isn't a source I'd quote. It's your typical frothing-at-the-mouth partisan propaganda outlet that'll print anything that it fits their agenda, no matter how ridiculous.

    6. Re:North Korean Insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "china and iraq knew about 9/11"

      Well DUH!!!!!

      It was on the fricken' news, 24 hours a day, for two weeks. I think everybody on the planet knows about 9/11!

  12. Secure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's secured by WindowsUpdate.com

  13. Re: Echelon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I've never said Echelon was OK, that's an empty argument.

  14. What about North Korean IM? by stendec · · Score: 5, Funny
    License2KimJongill: hi what's up
    License2KimJongill: hello?
    License2KimJongill: helloooo...

    Bush43: SORRY CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW
    Bush43: GOT COLON POWELL ON THE PHONE

    License2KimJongill: i'm pretty sure it's spelled colin
    Bush43: WELL I'M PRETTY SURE YOUR NAME IS SPELLED KIM JUNGLE

    License2KimJongill: shut up

    Bush43: YOU SHUT UP

    License2KimJongill: no you shut up

    Bush43: MAKE ME

    License2KimJongill: make me make you

    Bush43: WHAT?

    License2KimJongill: i have to go too, I have colin powell on the phone too. You're talking to "colon" powell so I bet you have the wrong guy

    Bush43: SHUT UP

    License2KimJongill: you shut up

    Shamelessly stolen from the Kim Jong Il livejournal

    1. Re:What about North Korean IM? by roman_mir · · Score: 4, Funny

      License2KimJongill: i have to go too, I have colin powell on the phone too. You're talking to "colon" powell so I bet you have the wrong guy - technically, he just had the wrong end of the guy.

    2. Re:What about North Korean IM? by schon · · Score: 1

      technically, he just had the wrong end of the guy.

      After seeing his presentation to the UN about Iraq, I'm not entirely convinced you're right. :o)

    3. Re:What about North Korean IM? by Rone · · Score: 1

      technically, he just had the wrong end of the guy

      So Bush was callin' Colin's colon?

    4. Re:What about North Korean IM? by Chalybeous · · Score: 1

      ... either that or the goatse guy.

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  15. The North Korean News Agency by s20451 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    http://www.kcna.co.jp

    Pretty funny. A lot of stories like, "Ugandan ambassador hails Korean workers". Even some news in Spanish (I wonder if that's for Cuban benefit.)

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    1. Re:The North Korean News Agency by SignificantBit · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      could be Cuba or could be that there is 332 million people talking spanish... 10 million more than english speakers.

    2. Re:The North Korean News Agency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Heh, that's pretty good stuff. Is that for real? Or fake?

      The surest sign of an oppressive regime is putting nothing but editorial in the news. *looks at his news paper* *watches Fox News* d'oh!

    3. Re:The North Korean News Agency by MSBob · · Score: 1

      But how many people speak English as a second langueage versus Spanish?

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    4. Re:The North Korean News Agency by MSBob · · Score: 1
      It's real. It's been around for years. Endless source of entertainment. They had series like "Anecdotes about Kim Il Sung" and stories about flowers sprouting in Kim Jong Il's garden.

      Of course, no news about the dire food situation in the country.

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    5. Re:The North Korean News Agency by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Things like this

      "Since the government of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea made public a statement on the country's withdrawal from the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty, Korean workers have stepped up production and construction, determined to win the final victory in confrontation with the U.S. imperialists. The miners of the Komdok Mine are countering the enemies' reckless economic blockade with increased production of non-ferrous metallic minerals."

      Or

      "The secretariat of the Committee for the Peaceful Reunification of the Fatherland Monday issued information bulletin no. 835 denouncing the "declaration on the situation" released by pro-U.S. traitor Kim Yong Sam and other motley crew in South Korea on Jan. 17. The bulletin said."

      Or

      "The Pyongyang Textile Mill, the Sinuiju Basic Foodstuff Factory and other light industry factories have fullfilled their daily quotas at 120 percent by putting the production processes on a modern basis and keeping equipment in full-capacity operation."

    6. Re:The North Korean News Agency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, I'll bite - let me do the math... you are saying that 332,000,000 people speak Spanish, but only 322,000,000 speak English. That number is approximately the same as the population of the U.S. Which means the British speak... what... Spanish? The Canadians speak French and English, so let's pretend that their primary language is French for a second (otherwise we would have to count them too). The Australians speak English - maybe they don't count either. And I suppose that nobody else anywhere in the world speaks English. Let's not even consider English and Spanish as second languages. Tell me again what your point is? And who thought this post was interesting???

    7. Re:The North Korean News Agency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ::gets out the calculator::

      290 million Americans
      20 million Australians
      60 million Britains

      waiiiit a second...

    8. Re:The North Korean News Agency by SignificantBit · · Score: 1

      Spanish Facts and Stats
      i was just doing a remark about the fact that A LOT of people speak spanish and therefore shoudn't be such a surprise the site have news on spanish too.

  16. And this means... by KC7GR · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...that we're going to start seeing encrypted spam now?

    (Sorry, couldn't resist). ;-)

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    Blue Feather Technologies

    1. Re:And this means... by KrispyKringle · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that when you get mail from a `Korean' country code, the registry means South Korea. I, personally, can't remember ever seeing North Korean spam.

    2. Re:And this means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Couldn't resist what? I'm not even sure why "encrypted spam" is a joke.

    3. Re:And this means... by pentalive · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I was looking at the site for North Korea and the symbol near the email button is a meat cleaver

      chop chop

    4. Re:And this means... by alekd · · Score: 1

      That is not so strange as North Korea has no started using its domain yet.

  17. Dear N. Korean Secure E-mail System, by mikesab · · Score: 3, Funny

    *Salivates*

    Your's Truly,
    Every Known Hacker in the Free World

    1. Re:Dear N. Korean Secure E-mail System, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the point is that North Korea has had "seure" systems before, and has a bit of a history for being technologically inept. Hacking that system would be poetic justice on the order of installing Linux on Bill Gate's home computer.

    2. Re:Dear N. Korean Secure E-mail System, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      let's see some evidence of these secure systems from the past that you mention.

      and you did not address the fact that "your's truly" shows someone to be rather stupid.

    3. Re:Dear N. Korean Secure E-mail System, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Newbee script-kiddie amateurs.

      Every Unknown Hacker in the Free World.

  18. Re:Dear american patriot... by Belisarivs · · Score: 1

    And don't waste our time with your anti-American sterotypes.

  19. Not for the citizens by jrsimmons · · Score: 1

    I didn't read anything in the article that made me think this "service" was for the citizens of North Korea, as many seem to be inclined. If you are a communist state and want to provide a safehouse of sorts for those of a like mind, would a secure e-mail system not be beneficial for those people? I suspect that this will be more of a government tool than a service provided for the people of North Korea.

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    1. Re:Not for the citizens by jrsimmons · · Score: 1

      I think you miss the point. The article clearly states that it is believed that very few people in the country have internet access, or event computers for that matter. And you seem to attribute the inteligence of a goose to the North Korean population. Do you really believe that anyone in North Korea really will believe that a government service is not monitored by the government? I sincerly hope not. Though, if you do, then perhaps you'd be interested in some property I have for sale in Arizona. It has this great ocean view...

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  20. Hard to enforce.. by hookedup · · Score: 2, Interesting


    It remains illegal for any South Koreans to email their northern neighbours without government permission.

    I wonder how strict they are about this? How could you possibly enforce a rule like this, considering the amount of wired households in S.K.

    What if someone in N.K sends an email to an email on your mail server which doesn't exist, and your server happily sends out something along the lines of 'this address does not exist'. Are you liable then?

    1. Re:Hard to enforce.. by tftp · · Score: 2, Informative
      Well, the article says that they jailed six people recently for this offense. I would assume they don't watch everyone, but known activists can be easily monitored.

      However this still does not tell me which of Koreas is more democratic. And this prohibition does not seem to be of any use whatsoever, unless South is paranoid about spies...

    2. Re:Hard to enforce.. by RevMike · · Score: 3, Informative
      this prohibition does not seem to be of any use whatsoever, unless South is paranoid about spies...

      Indeed they are extremely concerned about spies and sabateurs (sp?). North Korea continues to be responsible for many provocative acts, including the murder of military personnel inside the the DMZ, the digging of invasion tunnels under the border, terrorist attacks in South Korea, etc.

      The South has good reason to be paranoid.

    3. Re:Hard to enforce.. by jedrek · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, North Korea is not democratic at ALL, so South Korea (where you have elections, protests, etc) is the more democratic.

      As far as being paranoid, I think the South is quite paranoid and with good reason. North Korean spies reguarly travel into the south, through a large network of tunnels under the DMZ. NK agents have kidnapped Japanese and South Koreans dozens of times in the past 40 years. South Korea is often infiltrated by North Korean spies who get into the country via small submarines.

      From what I understand, cold war Berlin was nothing compared to what's been going on in Korea since the 60s.

    4. Re:Hard to enforce.. by perly-king-69 · · Score: 1

      North Korea is the totalitarian state, South is the democratic one where US troops are currently stationed? You remember the Korean war? M*A*S*H?

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    5. Re:Hard to enforce.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Doesn't N. Korea have French nuclear technology? Also what's wrong with a totalitarian state, with this post you make it seem like bad thing, or did I get it wrong. You mean those evil americans who opposes yet another of your beloved dictators.

      Funny you seem to forget a little war just a couple of years eariler. When the U.S. helped your England (and saved most of western Europe) stand up to Hitler, then stood up against the USSR for 40 years, but that doesn't matter now.

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    6. Re:Hard to enforce.. by The+Snowman · · Score: 1

      And this prohibition does not seem to be of any use whatsoever, unless South is paranoid about spies...

      As other posters pointed out, yes, they are paranoid about spies. But there is another reason.

      South Korea knows about all the bad stuff going on in North Korea. But they want to be reunified so badly that they (the government, at least) are willing to pretend the detention camps, starvation, drugs, etc. don't exist. South Korea is democratic, but its citizens are highly discouraged from talking about any of the bad things going on. Free speech? No. But what about the USA PATRIOT act and the DMCA? Democracy does not equal freedom as we know all too well.

      Unfortunately, the South Koreans are just as delusional as Kim Jong Il if they believe that if they ignore the problem it will go away.

      Anyway, the thing about not emailing North Koreans is not specific to email. South Koreans are, for the most part, forbidden from talking to North Koreans in most circumstances. Newspaper articles quoting Northern refugees are highly censored. Refugees from the North to the South are repatriated, and obviously put to work in their death camps that produce merchandise for Wal-Mart et al., if not put to death.

      The promise of a free, democratic, reunified Korea is very faint. I doubt it will ever happen, even when Kim Jong Il loses the war of attrition.

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    7. Re:Hard to enforce.. by perly-king-69 · · Score: 1
      Lay off the caffeine pal! I was just stating fact for the guy who didn't know his Korea's.

      North is a totalitarian regime. Not necessarily a bad thing, but in this case it is.

      South is a democratic state. Given that the OP was probably an American (most /.ers are) then the reference to his soldiers and very popular TV programme were relevant pointers for him.

      Most Americans aren't evil. Neither are most French, Iraqis, Chinese, Russians, Israelis or Palestinians, no matter what you might be told.

      I'm not entirely sure the US gave a shit what happened to Britain until Pearl Harbour happened. Parts of the UK were invaded and occupied by the Nazis (the islands of Guernsey, Jersey etc.) They certainly didn't jump in to help Poland, France, Belgium when they were invaded. Several years afterwards maybe, but at the time?

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  21. CmdrTaco - Communist leader by SKS_realm · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    2003: CmdrTaco turns /. into the city of trolls by allowing a post with "the rise of an American dictator in 2000"

    2004: /. is now \. - clearly leaning far to the left

    2006: \. is now known as the People's Republic of Trolls

    2007: CmdrTaco chosen to lead the new nation of the People's Republic of Trolls

    (stolen from a coward's post)

  22. Re: Echelon by potifar · · Score: 1

    Is there really anyone who thinks Echelon is ok??

  23. Spam by mirko · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, Kim doesn't know he's not the only one to get these "enlarge yer manhood" spams and wants to keep these secret from his court ?

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    1. Re:Spam by scavenger87 · · Score: 1

      Maybe he tries to hide from others about his peculiar pasttime hobby of mooning to the citizens of Free World.

  24. of course by theMerovingian · · Score: 5, Funny


    Great Leader Kim Yong Il is computer-savvy. Check out the Frontpage-For-Dummies official site of the DPRK.

    I would be embarrassed to put pictures of my CAT on a website that lame.

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    1. Re:of course by theMerovingian · · Score: 1


      FYI, there are TWO gateway pages - you have to click on the word "Welcome" between the two Great Leaders' Portraits to actually access the content.

      Took me a few minutes to figure it out...

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    2. Re:of course by kryptkpr · · Score: 2, Funny

      And if you think that's funny.. check out their Flash Demo!

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    3. Re:of course by oberondarksoul · · Score: 1
      Taken from this page:

      JOB OR OCCUPATION

      Are you a journalist?
      > I am NOT a journalist
      > I am a journalist

      Taken from questionaire upon entry into the USA:

      Are you a member of, or have you ever been associated with, the Communist Party?

      I see a pattern forming...

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    4. Re:of course by James+in+Iowa · · Score: 1

      If you look at the source it seems to have been made by an old version of Fireworks and Dreamweaver. Is there an embargo with North Korea on software?

    5. Re:of course by Echnin · · Score: 1

      You got a few things wrong with his name. Kim Jong Il is the Dear Leader; Kim Il Sung is the Great Leader. So "Great Leader Kim Yong Il" Is just wrong. Sorry.

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    6. Re:of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Is there an embargo with North Korea on software?

      Yes, as well as everything else (at least for the US). If you carefully read the licenses for some larger programs (like MS Office), they explicitly prohibit the use of their software in countries on the national embargo list. I forget all of the countries on the list, but another one is Cuba.

    7. Re:of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pre-inscribe now!

      But anyway... why would Koreans make webpages in English?

    8. Re:of course by zymurgy_cat · · Score: 1

      Check out the sign up form after the flash movie. Ya gotta hand it to the Kim family. They may oppress their own people, but at least they support transgender (or rather "other" gender") people.

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    9. Re:of course by utopyr · · Score: 1

      And if you want some tunes to listen to while you look through that, you might try the selections at the PyongYang Metro site.
      "We Shall Follow You Forever" is particularly stirring.

  25. hahaha by minus_273 · · Score: 2, Informative

    talk about liberal media! these are the top stories on the N Korean news site:

    U.S. Urged to Accept Simultaneous Action and Package Solution
    Abolition of SL in S. Korea Demanded
    U.S. Imperialists' Aerial Espionage on DPRK
    Japan Not Qualified to Participate in Six-way Talks
    Meeting against Evil Laws Held in S. Korea
    Yakbab, Korean Food

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    1. Re:hahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      replace US with MS, and it looks like slashdot

    2. Re:hahaha by Erik+K.+Veland · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, gotta love this story:

      DPRK, Dignified Powerful Nation

      Pyongyang, November 30 (KCNA) -- The Democratic People's Republic of Korea is an invincible powerful nation with a great national power enough to firmly defend its just idea, system and cause, stresses Rodong Sinmun today in a signed article. The DPRK is an indestructible political power in which the whole party, the entire army and all the people get united in one mind and an ever-victorious military power, the article says, and goes on:
      The socio-political foundation of the DPRK government which has been consolidated on the basis of the worker-peasant alliance led by the working class and in reliance on the united front of the popular masses has been immensely strengthened as the singleheartedly united force of the whole party, the entire army and all the people.

      As powerfully demonstrated to the world once again by the election of deputies to the 11th term Supreme People's Assembly and the military parade and mass demonstration for celebrating the 55th anniversary of the DPRK, the DPRK is the great political power where the whole party, the entire army and all the people are singledheartedly united with the headquarters of the revolution as its hard core. The singlehearted unity of the party, the army and the people is a true and solid unity and cohesion which can neither be destroyed by nuclear weapons nor be toppled down by any crafty psychological warfare as it is an ideological, willful and moral unity based on the revolutionary faith and comradeship.

      The DPRK has a powerful might enough to decisively check and frustrate the imperialists' vicious moves of aggression and war. We are firmly armed with the war method of Juche in the spirit of devotedly defending the leader, the spirit of laying down our life as a human bullet and bomb and the spirit of self-blasting explosion and has ever-victorious revolutionary strong army of Mt. Paektu equipped with modern offensive and defensive means and the powerful independent defense industry.

      The imperialist bellicose forces should clearly know that any "preemptive nuclear attack" , "aerial and sea strike" and "precision strike" are impotent before the military power of the DPRK and there is no place on the planet to escape the powerful retaliatory strike of its revolutionary armed forces.

      Our army and people value the peace of the country and do not want a war but will not beg for peace while having their sovereignty and dignity encroached upon. If the U.S. imperialists and their stooges ignite a new war, our army and people will deal an annihilating blow at the aggressors with the singlehearted unity and great military power consolidate

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  26. Hushmail by Unreal7000 · · Score: 1

    Don't they already have secure email? www.hushmail.com

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  27. Re: Freedom 2.0! by Venner · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Welcome to MS Freedom 2.0 (A government contracted Microsoft product, which, like all software products, was delayed. Since 1984.)

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  28. You know why its site is run from Japan right? by sielwolf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Because they can't risk having such a honeypot inside the DMZ (heh, check out how the computer argot just got completely flipped back upon itself). You don't want those loyal Party North Koreans (who would run such a service) allowing even the chance of Southern/US propaganda entering the North.

    Better to isolate it outside and communicate with it securely. Would any self-respecting BOFH run his tyrannical regime er network any other way (bad haircut optioal)?

    Also note that a segement of Korean-Japanese (who are descendent from the bad ol' days when the Penninsula was a colony) still see the North Korean regime as the One True way (so getting help to run Il-Jong's isn't too hard). Interesting article on the subject can be found in this JE. It's about an American's vacation into the North. Fascinating.

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  29. Ob. Neil Young quote by Lane.exe · · Score: 1
    "Keep on hackin' in the free world!" [wicked guitar riff]

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  30. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  31. Definition of secure email... by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    'the data in the email will be encrypted, so only someone that can hack our encryption method can read the text of your email.'
    So, I could still harvest your address, right? It'd be pretty hard to encrypt email addresses while the messages are being delivered:
    POST to 239frj349fu34nf3498f34nf9u834nf9834f....
    nah, I don't think that will work.

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    1. Re:Definition of secure email... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but you could use the encryption for the username, such as 239frj349fu34nf3498f34nf9u834nf9834f@whatever-nosp am.org Having the mail server decrypt and forward to the correct mailing address, nuking all other e-mails. Anybody know if this would actually work?

  32. Re:Dear american patriot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Educating americans about anti-American sterotypes is never a waste of time.

  33. Re:Dear american patriot... by Yo_mama · · Score: 1

    I tell you, those North Coreans are something, but they've got nothing on irack!

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  34. This emails not fortunate by RealProgrammer · · Score: 2, Funny

    We are regretting that the Slash Dot web hosting has made these informations public available.

    These informations should be kept private just for North Korean free viewing.

    We have own all your bases.

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  35. What is legal in South Korea, and what isn't by rduke15 · · Score: 2, Funny

    An interesting note at the bottom of the article says that "It remains illegal for any South Koreans to email their northern neighbors without government permission.".

    That sounds actually pretty good for the North Koreans, when you consider the quantity of spam coming out of South Korea.

    Too bad it isn't illegal to spam my country. Or has the spam I get been granted a "government permission"?

  36. Here is how it works by Snaller · · Score: 2, Funny

    You print it out, put it in an envelope and deliver it in person (with an armed guard) - clever! Ping times are bad though.

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  37. From the man who brought you casablanca... by ponds · · Score: 1

    Note that this is from the country run by the same guy that claims that hollywood ripped off all his movie ideas.

  38. Re:Educating Amerikans: +1, Patriotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kilgore, why would the phrase "Americans" not include Mexicans and Brazilians and Nicuraguans and, et cetera...? Even if you assume an implied "North" in "Americans", you've still got Mexico hanging around. I know, most Americans (ha ha) and Canadians would rather Mexico did not exist but it does! Face facts, those lazy wetbacks are on your continent and want your land!

  39. Re:Dear american patriot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    South-Korean people like you can't spell out even the name of their own country correctly, how can they stop spamming all over the world.

  40. ROFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's great! i almost fell out of my chair laughing

  41. Re:Great job RedHat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Debian is dead.

  42. RE: North Korea's news agency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RE: the fact that North Korea's news agency is hosted in Japan.

    WTF??

    Doesn't NK regularly kidnap Japanese people? And didn't NK test-fire a missle over Japan? And doesn't NK have an active Nuclear Weapons Program?

    Jesus Christ.... this is like watching Oprah interview women with Battered Wife Syndrome. "But I love him."

    One of two things need to happen:
    1. Isolate NK (This includes web hosting)
    2. War (This is my vote. Just like Afagan, Cambodia, Vietnam, Iraq, etc, the ground is swelling with mass graves. Hey U.N., WAKE THE FUCK UP!! PEOPLE ARE DYING!! What if it was your brother or sister in that fucking coutry?

  43. Duuuuhhhhhh. by GeneralEmergency · · Score: 3, Funny



    No email -is- secure email.

    Taa...dahh!

    --
    "A microprocessor... is a terrible thing to waste." --
    GeneralEmergency
  44. Fighting oppression by mcSey921 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the article: "It remains illegal for any South Koreans to email their northern neighbors without government permission. "

    So South Korea is fighting the oppression and censorship of the North with oppression and censorship?

    1. Re:Fighting oppression by dochood · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It might be a little hard for Americans to understand this concept, since the Canadians don't have a 1 million man army sitting on the border, and SCUDs with chemical weapons on them, waiting for a chance to invade.

      The Canadians don't send spies down to pick off our citizens and stir up our students into riots, etc.

      The Canadians have not sent assassins to kill our president, submarines to drop off commandos to do who-knows-what, thugs to ax-murder people chopping down a tree, and they haven't bombed any of our airliners using 20 year old girls and 70 year old men.

      Democracy, although we'd like to think so, doesn't export as well as Hollywood movies or blue jeans. Democracy is a pretty foreign concept to most parts of the world, and it takes time to build a solid, true democracy in any place that doesn't have the same foundation and culture that we have.

      dochood

    2. Re:Fighting oppression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      South Korea may not be democracy at its finest, but it is much better than the North.

      Arizona may be too hot for my tastes, but it sure beats living on the surface of the Sun.

    3. Re:Fighting oppression by radish · · Score: 1

      democracy is a pretty foreign concept to most parts of the world

      Errr... "most"? Some, yes, but not most.

      --

      ---- Den ene knappen er powerknapp, den andre er Bender voice knapp "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass"

    4. Re:Fighting oppression by gobbo · · Score: 1, Funny
      Canadians don't have a 1 million man army sitting on the border, and SCUDs with chemical weapons on them, waiting for a chance to invade.

      No, but you were very clever to stop all beef imports from Alberta (that's a province). What you've overlooked will be your undoing however. You think that's ordinary beer we're exporting?! How about your comedians--how many of them are actually cleverly subversive Canucks? How about William Shatner? Peter Jennings? Perry f***ing Como? You think it's just coincidence that no one south of Minnesota actually knows anything about Canada?

      Democracy is a pretty foreign concept to most parts of the world

      Including Florida. Or haven't you noticed all those salty-haired "snow birds" we Canadians are sending down there? You think they're just retirees, right? Do you really think Jeb Bush could have pulled that caper off without the covert ops of the shuffleboard-and-horseshoes thugs? That's right, GW is a pawn of the Canadian Senate (ha! never heard of them, have you?). Our plan for world dominance proceeds apace.

    5. Re:Fighting oppression by chrootstrap · · Score: 1

      It is part of the U.S. effort to prevent reunification of South and North Korea. If it was not for pressure from the U.S., Korea would have been reunified more than 50 years ago. Alas, they are the communist bogeyman and the enemies of fascists. What politics did our allies who took Berlin have? Not those of the capitalist who continue to use military might to oppress the world.

      --
      Hacking articles at http://www.geocities.com/chroo
    6. Re:Fighting oppression by jpmorgan · · Score: 1

      Two words: Celine Dion. Muahahaha.

    7. Re:Fighting oppression by gilgongo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you're implying that America somehow exports democracy and social justice to the rest of world, would you care to explain how and to whom?

      What about Cuba, or Nicaragua, for instance? What about Honduras? How about Haiti and Guatemala?

      All those countries have experienced what you describe, and worse, against them and their national sovereignty. So if North Korea's doing it - they probably just see themselves as going with the flow!

      I case you doubt what I say, lets take this little story about Nicaragua as an example:

      20 years ago, Nicaragua was on the receiving end of covert operations, assassinations, funding of guerrilla groups and illegal importation of weapons, etc. all perpetrated by the United States. It was on the receiving end of what most people would call terrorism.

      Nicaragua responded not by bombing Washington, but by taking it to the World Court, presenting a case for which they had no problem putting together evidence for.

      The World Court accepted their case and ruled in their favour. It condemned what it called the 'unlawful use of force' (which basically means international terrorism) by the United States, and ordered the United States to terminate their aggression and to pay massive reparations.

      The United States dismissed the court judgment and announced that it would henceforth not accept the jurisdiction of the court. So Nicaragua then went to the UN Security Council which considered a resolution calling on all states to observe international law. No one was mentioned but everyone understood who was being talked about. But the United States vetoed the resolution.

      The US therefore now stands as the only state on record which has both been condemned by the World Court for international terrorism and has vetoed a Security Council resolution calling on states to observe international law.

      And you think North Korea is bad?

      So - Nicaragua then went to the General Assembly where there is technically no veto but a negative US vote amounts to a veto. It passed a similar resolution with only the United States, Israel, and El Salvador opposed.

      The following year they went to the General Assembly again, and this time the United States could only rally Israel to the cause, so two votes opposed to observing international law.

      At that point, Nicaragua couldn't do anything lawful. It tried all the measures. They don't work in a world that is ruled by force.

      So, um, how does the United States export democracy? How does it help to promote world peace exactly? And how much do you know about what the US government is doing overseas?

      Clearly very little I think.

      --
      "And the meaning of words; when they cease to function; when will it start worrying you?"
    8. Re:Fighting oppression by haxor.dk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hm. The same Nicaragua in where the Sardinistas ruled, slaughtering in tens of thousands? But now, they've been trown out - democratically - and suddently, mass graves start turning up.

      But of course - because the USA intervened in the creation of a cute lil' socialist dictatorship, you have to bash them as un-democratic. Um, yeah.

    9. Re:Fighting oppression by gilgongo · · Score: 1

      Do you ever wonder why there are people like Osama Bin Laden around? How do they justify what they do? Why do so many people in the world agree with their actions? I'll tell you why - because they see America doing it, so they fight back in the same way!

      For god's sake this has got absolutely nothing to do with "socialism" (whatever you mean by that). If you think it's OK to flout international law, then what are you going to do if North Korea tries to assassinate George Bush because they don't think he's a good thing? Say that it's OK for America to do it but not them?

      If that's your idea of moral superiority then we're all going to hell pretty fast.

      --
      "And the meaning of words; when they cease to function; when will it start worrying you?"
    10. Re:Fighting oppression by haxor.dk · · Score: 1

      I have a better suggestion.

      People like Osama Bin Laden, and the like, do what they do, because they're fanatics. Fanatics produced by the terrorist factory known as "Islam", a "religion" where the name itself means "submission", and ideology, thats even more fascist than socialism and communism, an ideology, which even dictates how to wipe your own backside after a trip to the loo.

      The claim that USA is ultimately responsible for the evils perpetrated agains it is old (red) hat - excuse the pun. It's in short, bullshit, sprouted by people who are pissed off that the free world won the cold war, and that their socialist dreams have been wrecked by their own mediocrity and arrogance.

      International law ? Pah. There is no law without a power to enforce it. And since there's no international power, there is no international law. Claims to the contrary are delusions.

      Besides, I dont believe in "hell". Not in the biblical sense, anyway.

  45. FNKP! by Kim+Jong+Il · · Score: 0

    A glorious day indeed, comrades! We look forward to many victorious posts on here in the name of socialism! Let the imperialist American and South Korean dogs tremble before our might!

  46. Re:Great job RedHat! by October_30th · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    I love apt-get, but I also love bleeding edge hardware. As a matter of fact, right now I am contemplating on buying a four-way Opteron machine based on Tyan's forthcoming S4880 quadboard.

    As far as I know, only RedHat and SuSE have 64-bit distros and Debian is notorious for its slow-as-molasses development.

    --
    The owls are not what they seem
  47. Dear Readers by Letter · · Score: 0
    Dear Readers,

    Any more question on North Korea secure e-mail can ask by jin@secure.co.kr.

    -Jin-Sol

  48. Re:Great job RedHat! by blane.bramble · · Score: 1

    I've got paid for accounts both at work and at home, and it's been working fine. There may be a moral to this somewhere :-)

  49. I wonder how many online users they have? by novakane007 · · Score: 1

    "Little is known about how many people are online in North Korea"
    "although it's likely very few North Koreans have Internet access at all."
    "How many Internet users, or even how many computer users there are in North Korea, remains unknown"

    Ok already! I get it. North Korea doesn't have a lot of online users. Is there a few other ways to say this, that you neglected to include?

    --

    WURD!!
    1. Re:I wonder how many online users they have? by AchmedHabib · · Score: 1

      Not many(none?), the internet is non-existent to the average citizen.
      At least that is what all news sources says. It sounds about right, it would be impossible for the current "leader" to maintain the powerful grip with no control over the flow of information.

  50. Ah, good one by Fighting.Cephalopod · · Score: 1

    Absolutely. North Korea is definately a typical Left Wing Government, aren't they. Not like those radical right wingers in Britain, Sweden, Normay, Denamrk...

    1. Re:Ah, good one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Norway and Denmark do actually have right-wing governments.

    2. Re:Ah, good one by sm0yby · · Score: 1

      Unlike Sweden, which has a right-leg left-wing government.

      --
      Been modded interesting, insightful and funny. Why does real life have to be so different?
  51. Friendship... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You should try the "Friendship" link (after clicking on "welcome" and getting to the main page). I thought it would be something about how the N Koreans are nice and doing friendly things, but nooo it has a picture of a large painting of a guy toting a military rifle and a link to the "national defence" song. Boy, that really generated a warm, fuzzy feeling--NOT!

  52. Change of address notice by mm0mm · · Score: 3, Funny

    from NSA log...

    North Korea has launched an email service that "guarantees the privacy of correspondence"

    "Hi everyone. Since Hotmail is infamous for its backdoor and security holes, I'm switching my email. Please update your address book!

    old address: KimJongIl@hotmail(REMOVE).com
    new address: tyrant@hackers.no-korea(REMOVE).gov

    Yours,
    Kimmy"

  53. Re:Great job RedHat! by October_30th · · Score: 1

    If by moral you mean bait-and-switch, you're absolutely right.

    --
    The owls are not what they seem
  54. Great Solution for their Problems by fuzzybunny · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, while the population is starving due to castrophic economic policies, corrupt leadership and an idiotic foreign policy, they will no longer have to play games with the rest of the world, trading nuclear weapons for food.


    I'd love to have a look at what pops up in their mail logs:


    From: Dear Leader (Kim.Jong-Il@securemail.gov.kp)
    To: president@whitehouse.gov (George)
    CC: vice-president@whitehouse.gov (Dick)
    Date: Dec. 2, 2003 18:50
    Subject: North Korea Secure Email!!!11
    ------------
    Dear Capitalist stooge George:

    Invincible North Korean Peoples' Electronic Industry allow secure email discourse with running-dog American lackey. Welcome to glorious socialist revolution communication network! Great Korean Peoples' Hacker Team crush you Network like grape. All you base are belong to us! Hahahaha!

    Love,

    -Dear Leader


    From: Dear Leader (Kim.Jong-Il@securemail.gov.kp)
    To: orders@pizzahut.com
    Date: Dec. 2, 2003 18:53
    Subject: our order
    ------------
    We take 50,000,000 super-size meat-lover special. Hold anchovy. Deliver President Palace, Pyongyang, Illustrious Democratic Peoples Republic North Korea.

    Regard,

    -Dear Leader

    PS: Send Britney.


    From: Dear Leader (Kim.Jong-Il@securemail.gov.kp)
    To: tracy1827@hotmail.com (Peter Green Kabila
    Date: Dec. 2, 2003 18:58
    Subject: Re: YOUR STRICT CONFIDENCE REQUESTE
    ------------
    Dear Mr. Kabila
    Great Democratic People Republic of North Korea very interest in confidential transact. Please send more info.

    Regard,

    -Dear Leader


    From: Dear Leader (Kim.Jong-Il@securemail.gov.kp)
    To: president@whitehouse.gov
    Date: Dec. 2, 2003 19:05
    Subject: You Warheads

    ------------
    Dear Ali,
    Yuo nuklear weapon warhead ready. Freighter leave for Pakistan tomorrow. Please expediting payment expeditiously.

    Cheers,

    -Dear Leader
    ^D^C^C^C cancel
    To: ali@alqaida.org
    SHIT WRONG ADDRESSING

    --
    Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage
    1. Re:Great Solution for their Problems by DF5JT · · Score: 1

      |From: Dear Leader (Kim.Jong-Il@securemail.gov.kp)
      |To: orders@pizzahut.com
      |Date: Dec. 2, 2003 18:53
      |Subject: our order
      ------------
      |We take 50,000,000 super-size meat-lover special.
      |Hold anchovy. Deliver President Palace, Pyongyang,
      |Illustrious Democratic Peoples Republic North Korea.

      I don't think so. The Great leader prefers flying in his personal Pizza maker from Italy:

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/13 00 512.stm

      http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Korea/DK21Dg03.html
      http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Korea/DK22Dg01.html
      http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Korea/DK23Dg01.html

  55. Re:Dear american patriot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck you, you liberal scumm!!!

    Red, white and blue got game!!! Germany and Japan know that!!!

  56. Should have just bought PGP-Universal by Nonesuch · · Score: 5, Interesting
    All that work, and they could have just installed one of these on the DMZ and been done with it.

    PGP.Com products are notoriously overpriced, but I bet North Korea could negotiate a nice discount on a 22,000,000 seat license with A.T.M. Networks Inc, the South Korean sales agent...

    One hitch -- I tried completing the "free download" form with "N.Korea" as the country code, and got this popup:

    'In accordance with current US Export restrictions, PGP 8.0 products may be downloaded by individuals throughout the world except those in the following countries: Cuba, Libya, Iran, Iraq, North Korea, Sudan, and Syria. If you are in one of these countries, you may not download PGP software'."

    Ah well, GPG doesn't have these petty restrictions!

    1. Re:Should have just bought PGP-Universal by geekee · · Score: 1

      I doubt the N. Korean govt. wants an encryption system without a back door for them. I wouldn't be surprised if the modified gpg to provide their idea of secure e-mail

      --
      Vote for Pedro
  57. Re:Dear american patriot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, YO_mama
    learned another lesson about manipulationg people? Well, thats the way it is. Your new knowledge won't make a change..

  58. Yeah Uhuh by Zeromous · · Score: 0, Troll

    Ok so let me get this straight.

    The email is Secure and "private" eh?

    Nothing like providing a false sense of privacy to catch dissidents.

    --
    ---Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A START
  59. I hope South Korea is secure by AndroidCat · · Score: 4, Interesting
    A year ago or more, I received a "Meet Russian Vommin" spam -- relayed by an open proxy on the firewall box of the South Korea naval headquarters. It took days to find a working Korean abuse mailbox to report this to.

    Hopefully they've improved things since then.

    --
    One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
    1. Re:I hope South Korea is secure by incal · · Score: 1

      Secure?

      No firewall can help you, if your capital city could be turned into pile of concrete and flesh. Thousands of NK heavy guns, inertial missiles, one of the most powerful armies in the world which, without faint will die for its leader - and no force which can defend your border.

      even Israel is more secure than South Korea.

    2. Re:I hope South Korea is secure by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      When you have a loonie-tunes state to the north armed with all the equipment their people's food, education and medical money could buy, yeah, security is a relative thing.

      But isn't it a start to lock down the security on the firewall gateway to your naval headquarters network?

      --
      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
  60. Dear Troll... by FatSean · · Score: 1

    I shan't feed you today, but do try again. You need a more encompassing understanding of world politics to make a successful troll than your 10th grade education has provided you.

    --
    Blar.
    1. Re:Dear Troll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your american arrogance and ignorance won't make the WTC unhappen.

  61. Charity... by volpe · · Score: 1


    Pretty soon he'll probably start shooting people with glasses ("intellectuals")


    Charity begins at home.

  62. North Korea Secure Email (Long Version News) by Rotten · · Score: 4, Funny

    Today the details of a new mail system claimed as "Absolutely Secure" have been posted on Leader Kim Jong II weblog available at the same server where the new mail system is being implemented.

    An undisclosed person who likes himself to be called JK2 reported that "today i read my...err his weblog, and i got the details nobody knows about the new system"

    Analysts said the new method is "Brillant" to bring email access to ppl while keeping comunications secure.

    The system, concived by Kim Jong II himself consists in his own computer acting as a server, umplugged from any network or communications device. The gracefull leader himself will answer phonecalls from the population and transcribe the messages for them, absolutely free of charge.
    The message is then keept in JK II "secure server" waiting for the recipient of the message to call using the toll free number and again, Kim Jong II himself will read the message for them.

    The system is absolutely safe from net crackers and identity stealing since only Kim Jong II family have access to telephone services.

    As stated by our misterious "JK2" source, many "free world" leaders have expressed interest in the new system including Chinese and Cuban leaders.

    By yesterday, a very powerfull american software industry leader was analyzing in a emergency meeting held at company headquearters located in Redmond, the possibility to claim a patent on this great mail system while spokesman of a company who wanted to stay anonymous said that system is sure to use portions of intelectual property that belong to them, and they are analyzing charging Kim Jong II family a $600 license to use the system.

    1. Re:North Korea Secure Email (Long Version News) by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      For Christ's sakes, it's Kim Jong Il, not Kim Jong 2! Get your facts straight before you write it about 10 times.

  63. Rumsfeld knew about this! by rduke15 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    He appears to have said: "Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."

    Or was it about something else?

    At any rate, this got him this years Foot in Mouth award.

    And yes, it's just so slightly off-topic. But hell, I couln't resist.

    BTW, his runner-up was Governator, who thinks that "gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman".

  64. I'm a pure home grown Korean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    ... and this scares me. Although I spent most of my teen age years + university life over in Canada, I've lived in Korea for good 14 years. As I grew up, there are bad and goodo things to be heard about people "up" there. One thing, I heard was the rumour that researches results achieved by North Korean top university happens to be better than the best university in South. I've also heard about the top University in North actually does have a better ranking (think North American university rankings published annually) than the top university in South. Now, these are my conspiracy theories about why the posted story is a possible scenario. 1) North Korea maybe forging research result. BUT they do not seem to joke about Nuclear bombs :-) I think they do have potential to acquire "bleeding-edge" cryptography, but probably will take a while to mature. 2) ONLY a few selected children of high ranking government officials get educated. And I assume these are very smart people since the government in places like North Korea wouldn't waste money. 3) There have been spies from North in South. (duh!) BUT some of these spies lived their lives as a professor/researcher at some university, etc etc. (this is TRUE, scary) What else could have they been doing? 4) North Korea will likely disobey any laws about cryptography exports and so on. The algorithm and all the math required are published. I assume using/implementing them just requires one smart brain. :-) I guess this point essentially applies to terrorists as well. 5) Don't forget all that money South gave to North a few years ago. Sure, it wouldn't have been enough money to last for long, but it was cerntainly known that a) North Korea didn't spend money for the public b) The amount of "financial aid" given to North was enough to make South Korean money reservoir dry. People actually blame the _previous_ president for this. 6) The site is hosted in _Japan_ *gasp*. Believe it or not, Japanese always seem to win computer hackerish war over Koreans. For my short period of exposure to Open Source/BSD community tells me that Japanese are faaar deeper into hacker community then Koreans. What doees this mean? I'm probably about to say, North Korean could've got some Japanese hackers working secretly? One interesting note though. I believe North Koreans have their webpages too (for probably 3 years?). It's been a while since I heard of debates in Korea about "Hmm. Should we allow our South dudes to see these North Korean webpages?" I think the resolution was to require government permission to access those pages. SOrry about long conspiracy theory. :-) And I'll post anonymously because I don't want to get arrested!

    1. Re:I'm a pure home grown Korean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and this scares me. Although I spent most of my teen age years + university life over in Canada, I've lived in SOUTH Korea for good 14 years. :-)

      As I grew up, there are bad and goodo things to be heard about people "up" there.

      One thing, I heard was the rumour that researches results achieved by North Korean top university happens to be better than the best university in South.

      I've also heard about the top University in North actually does have a better ranking (think North American university rankings published annually) than the top university in South.

      Now, these are my theories about why the posted story is a possible scenario.

      1) North Korea maybe forging research result. BUT they do not seem to joke about Nuclear bombs :-) I think they do have potential to acquire "bleeding-edge" cryptography, but probably will take a while to mature.

      2) ONLY a few selected children of high ranking government officials get educated. And I assume these are very smart people since the government in places like North Korea wouldn't waste money.

      3) There have been spies from North in South. (duh!) BUT some of these spies lived their lives as a professor/researcher at some university, etc etc. (this is TRUE, scary) What else could have they been doing?

      4) North Korea will likely disobey any laws about cryptography exports and so on. The algorithm and all the math required are published. I assume using/implementing them just requires one smart brain. :-) I guess this point essentially applies to terrorists as well.

      5) Don't forget all that money South gave to North a few years ago. Sure, it wouldn't have been enough money to last for long, but it was cerntainly known that

      a) North Korea didn't spend money for the public
      b) The amount of "financial aid" given to North was enough to make South Korean money
      reservoir dry. People actually blame the _previous_ president for this.

      6) The site is hosted in _Japan_ *gasp*. Believe it or not, Japanese always seem to win computer hackerish war over Koreans. For my short period of exposure to Open Source/BSD community tells me that Japanese are faaar deeper into hacker community then Koreans. What doees this mean? I'm probably about to say, North Korean could've got some Japanese hackers working secretly?

      One interesting note though. I believe North Koreans have their webpages too (for probably 3 years?). A while ago debates in Korea like "Hmm. Should we allow our South dudes to see these North Korean webpages?" actually happened.

      I think the resolution was to make people get government permission to access those pages.

      Sorry about long conspiracy theory. :-)
      And I'll post anonymously because I don't want to get arrested!

    2. Re:I'm a pure home grown Korean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can type even faster ifyoustopusingthespacebartoo.

  65. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An article with absolutely no content whatsoever. Did you read the ZDNet article? There's nothing in it. It even goes so far as to offer possible corrections for the poor English of the press release. This is not a slam on the English skills of the North Korean government; rather, it is a slam on the reporting skills of ZDNet.

    If anything this is a story of interest not to /. but to the U.S. state department. Sabre rattling, pure and simple.

  66. teach a man to fish? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I heard a different version of that ancient Chinese proverb:

    Give a man a fire and he will be warm for a night; set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

    Personally I think the North Korean government is just looking for another way to set it's citizens on fire.

  67. Re:YU0=TEH FIALURE ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n0pe dUmbAss. It should be Yu0==TEH FIALHAH~~!

  68. Ouch! by theMerovingian · · Score: 1


    You must be a member of the Korean Friendship Association

    --
    "If you think you have things under control, you're not going fast enough." --Mario Andretti
  69. Tourism, DPRK-style by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 1

    I was surprised to see tourism information on the DPRK web site. They've never encouraged it in the past, and what they're saying now sounds like Khrushchev-era Intourist. They've got a lot to learn, and could probably learn from the Cubans. Very much Marxists, but all those tourist dollars are just too tempting to ignore.

    The application forms are a hoot, except for the bit about GPS not being allowed in the country. Oh, and U.S. folks not being allowed either.

    ...laura, proudly Canadian, but not planning a trip to Pyongyang any time soon

    1. Re:Tourism, DPRK-style by MSBob · · Score: 1
      Heh. PyongYang is actually one of the prettiest cities in the world. Kim Jong Il siphons all the money and lets the rest of the country starve while PyongYang is perpetually propped up. Check this site out.

      MSBob... proudly Polish AND Canadian :-)

      --
      Your pizza just the way you ought to have it.
    2. Re:Tourism, DPRK-style by theMerovingian · · Score: 1


      Cubans have the tropical thing going for them, though.

      My buddy (in the US military) was stationed up near the DMZ in S. Korea, and he says it is bitterly cold. Not that cold would bother a Canuck!

      --
      "If you think you have things under control, you're not going fast enough." --Mario Andretti
    3. Re:Tourism, DPRK-style by identity0 · · Score: 1

      Well, check out their Souvenier music catalog - they have a bunch of CDs and a DVD for "Mass Gymnastics, 60th Birthday Kim Jong Il" listed... interestingly, all the prices are in euros, which I think tells you what kind of people go there. Or maybe they're just too proud to ask for yen or dollars, who knows. I bet they don't ship to the U.S., either. Although I don't encourage (cr|h)acking, it'd be pretty funny to sniff the CC numbers of people who buy that shit...

    4. Re:Tourism, DPRK-style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Proudly Polish and Canadian. ?

      I don't know about Polish but there is nothing to be proud of as far as your Canadian part is concerned ...

  70. Re: North Korea's news agency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The people supporting NK in Japan are typically North Koreans who were displaced and their families by the Japanese and relocated to Japan during Japan's expansion last century.

    Like the impetus behind most Korean actions, they do it to spite Japan, not out of any true respect for the Kims.

  71. What's next? by scubacuda · · Score: 2, Funny
    Nigeria offering "secure banking"?

  72. Someone has to say this: by Yawgm8th · · Score: 0

    Secure E-mail ! Thats an oxymoron!

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  73. Re:Forget their secure email, I'm still out to ... by scubacuda · · Score: 1
    Already been done:

    #n apnic and arin blocks CIDR format
    #http://www.okean.com/cidr.txt
    #send comments, corrections, and additions to: contrib@okean.com
    #last updated 11.28.03 2240 PST (GMT -8)

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  74. What Canadians don't do to Americans. by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

    Perhaps we DO send spies and sabateurs... and we've just been so good at it you haven't noticed yet! Hmm... on second thought, maybe we've been so bad at it you haven't noticed yet.

  75. Reminds me of an episode of "Cheers" by LiberalApplication · · Score: 1
    ...where Coach caves in to the efforts of a salesman and buys a love-tester (or pinball machine or some other gizmo) for the pub because it was "guaranteed to increase sales". Sam, upon learning of this, asks, "guaranteed or what?"...

    ...which is what I wonder about this email service that is "guaranteed to be secure". So if my email gets snooped out, can I drop into North Korea to file a complaint? Do they have a toll-free number I can call? Will I get my money back? Will I survive the experience of attempting to file a complaint? Or will they just mail me a conciliatory blob of yakbab?

  76. Re: Echelon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, give it a fancy marketing name like "Echelon" and it's ok, but some crazed ruthless dictator does the same thing and we call him paranoid.

    NO ONE on this site ever said Echelon was okay, dipshit.

  77. Re: North Korea's news agency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Japan's expansion

    I'd probably refer to it as "Japan's rape of Asia".

  78. True... by FatSean · · Score: 1

    ...but your country is still out bitch. Would you like creamy or chunky?

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  79. Very odd quote by divec · · Score: 1
    From a Word document on the website (see here):
    The Korean Friendship Association (KFA) organizes a trip to the DPR of Korea (North Korea) and solidarity event for the reunification of the peninsula in July 2004. [...] The KFA pretends in this way to approach the reality of North Korea to the foreign friends and combine a passion for culture and tourism with a solidarity compromise.
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    perl -e 'fork||print for split//,"hahahaha"'

    1. Re:Very odd quote by darien · · Score: 1

      Probably an archaism - to "pretend" means literally to claim, and can sort of mean to hope for, as in "pretender to the throne."

    2. Re:Very odd quote by hetairoi · · Score: 1

      The KFA even made a trip to Arkansas. Apparently, it was a very efficient communist hoedown.

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  80. Frontpage? No by neilb78 · · Score: 0

    Looks more like a Fireworks 3.0/Dreamweaver 3.0-For-Dummies to me.

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  81. Re: Echelon by darien · · Score: 1
  82. What I find interesting.. by Inoshiro · · Score: 1

    Is that the US has done a lot of that, except to Cuba.

    They've sent spies to kill Castro. They've let out animal viruses that made it so that herds of cattle had to be destroyed. They overfly the nation regularly with planes. They've indirectly and directly invaded (Bay of Pigs, etc).

    Castro was hailed as a hero in the US for working to overthrow Batista, who was corrupt. Once they got him out of power, Castra chose communism. He removed the US control that was there, trying to make Cuba independant and strong.

    This, naturally, did not sit well with the US.

    Today they still harras Cuba constantly. It's silly.

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    1. Re:What I find interesting.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Today they still harras Cuba constantly. It's silly.

      Because Cuban-Americans want us to harass them.

  83. Kim Jong Il's got mad skillz by hetairoi · · Score: 1

    Maybe not HTML skill, but he'll lay the smack down in ping pong.

    I want a table tennis badge from the souvenirs section.

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  84. Re:Great job RedHat! by Zeriel · · Score: 1

    Bits are free. Bandwidth is not. RedHat is not now nor have they ever been obligated to provide you with, really, anything.

    This is why I bothered to learn the stuff in Linux from Scratch. Sure, it's not plug-and-play, but I'm not paying anyone for support or packaging so I can't really expect anyone to do it but myself in the long run.

    If you want Red Hat to give you guaranteed service, pay for it. Or are you the type that complains when any free offer is rescinded due to massive take-up and skyrocketing costs?

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  85. Re:Great job RedHat! by October_30th · · Score: 1
    offer is rescinded due to massive take-up and skyrocketing costs?

    I don't think this is due to "massive take-up" and subsequent skyrocketing costs. It's because RedHat decided, which is their right, that there is more money to be made with the server/high-end clients and desktop services should be dropped.

    It's OK. I just hope that I can get my information out of RedHat's database so that I won't get spammed to death by them or anyone else to whom RedHat sells the list when they eventually go bankcrupt.

    So where do I go from here. Well, from now on I'll just tell all my friends, clients and any stranger to avoid RedHat at all costs. No big deal. I was betrayed by them. I'll be glad to do all the possible damage I can.

    So, no hard feelings. Just business.

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  86. Open source by SB9876 · · Score: 1

    Wow, I'm amazed, /. and no one's mentioned the link at the bottom of the article about S. Korea going open source?

    As for N. Korea, I'll sit this one out as my Mom grew up in Pusan and can still remember the war. I'll just leave it at - Plato's republic is *not* a good basis for a real-world government.

  87. Discuss breaking NK's information blockade with us by Christ0ph · · Score: 1
    We have an ongoing discussion at freenorthkorea.net on breaking North Korea's information blockade. Come join us.

    North Korea has the worst human rights situation on Earth. Its as if Orwells 1984 has come to life.. its comparable to the 1930s in Russia under Stalin. NK desperately needs to be opened to the outside world, but Kim Jong Il, the narcissistic despot who rules NK, will never allow that because it would expose his web of lies. The result is that millions of people have starved to death and millions more have died in concentration camps.

    Check out some of the resources linked from freenorthkorea.net's home page. North Korea is by far the strangest place on Earth

  88. Re:Dear american patriot... by tsmccaff · · Score: 1

    Being an educated and wordly American who gets "educated" by rude non-Americans whenever I travel outside the US gets tiresome quickly.

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  89. KCNA not hosted in Japan by grainofsand · · Score: 1

    I believe that only the English-language version of North Korea's news agency is hosted in Japan. The original Korean-language content definitely originates from and is hosted in North Korea.

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    1. Re:KCNA not hosted in Japan by DF5JT · · Score: 1

      " I believe that only the English-language version of North Korea's news agency is hosted in Japan. The original Korean-language content definitely originates from and is hosted in North Korea."

      Sure you can back this up by traceroute, can't you?

  90. am I the only one who saw that? Take a look at thi by abhisarda · · Score: 1

    link!

    On the registration page,
    korea-dpr

    There are three choices for gender-
    male
    female
    other
    Gotta take a look at their biology texts..
    Kim Jong belongs to the third category, without a doubt.
    Also, take a look at the
    SECTION 4. REQUIRED TRAVEL INFORMATION
    They ask for the passport no, issue date, expiry, nationality.. what the fsck are they thinking?

    Those north korean officials will just skim this information off to use for fraud.

  91. Crap source by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 2, Informative

    Dude, this is based on a report by the Herald Sun for chrissakes! The Herald Sun is a zero-cred newspaper - it's the kinda paper tat has "B-52 Bomber found on Moon" as a headline (actually it didn't, but it's STILL that kind of paper).

  92. Bandwith eh? by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 1

    It did say that it had "a large transmission ban", which appears to mean high-speed bandwidth.
    nope. It should be taken at face value. Many things cannot be transmitted. This post, for example, is banned from being e-mailed to NK.

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  93. Moderation crack by Enoch+Root · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thank you moderators for showing how little you know of the world outside your basement bedroom. If you really think a North Korean could get on the Internet and write the above post, I have a bridge for sale.

  94. Re:Discuss breaking NK's information blockade with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I do agree with the spirit of this site, it really, really needs to be redesigned. Gray on black? Come on. I wanted to go there and read what you had to say, but my eyeballs exploded.

    It's one thing if you're a h4x0r site written by a 14 year old script kiddie, but if you actually want to spread meaningful content to the masses you should learn something about accessibility.

  95. Why bother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do they even bother in North Korea. How many people there have access to email?

  96. Re: Echelon by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

    Don't forget all the companies that used (still use?) it for industrial espionage.

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  97. Typo correction by Alsee · · Score: 1

    I said: So first you get hit with a massive paycut THEN your taxes are hit with 27% bump.

    The correct figure is 30.7%. Sorry for any confusion.

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  98. Re:Great job RedHat! by Zeriel · · Score: 1

    *shrugs* I think the real problem with the open source movement is that people want their free to be as in beer. If you weren't paying for a RHN subscription you really have no right to bitch about up2date service, especially as you could just download the patches from their ftp site manually if it was that big a deal.

    Actaully, if you weren't paying for up2date and using it regularly or on more than one machine, congratulations! You helped sink consumer Red Hat.

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  99. A response to your questions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    George 'Dubya' Bush - because in the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king.

    I know it's just a sig, but it is just rude. Of course the funny thing is your saying that Bush is the only one with vision. While insulting every other American. I didn't vote for the guy, and I don't plan to, what makes him my king?

    North is a totalitarian regime. Not necessarily a bad thing, but in this case it is.
    Just on question. Where is totalitarism a "good thing". Maybe in the land where you are king.

    Have you ever heard of the lend-lease program? Also a number of American Flyers (with a wink and a nod from their commanders) moved to Canada, or just joined the British outright. But you are sorta right otherwise, most Americans didn't want to get into Another Damn European war, in fact if Hilter didn't do you the favor of declaring war against American, most likely you would be speaking German and learning how to goosestep in elementary school. We would have just beaten the crap outta Japan in two or three years and left Europe to rot as "National Socalist" for about 10 to 40 years, instead we (and I do mean both of our countries) only left half of it to rot as "communist".

    When England was taking a pounding due, there were plently of people over here that did not want to get involved. Thank god they didn't win.

    Bin Laden has delclared war against America, killed three thousand Innocent people, on purpose, with no military value. So what would you do.

    The thing that got me into this was the comparison with the IRA and how some Americans supported them, and then you had the gall to compare that to 9-11. As I said before we didn't kill or move 25% of his people. Of course no attacks are "justified".

    Mostly I just wanted to buzz you for a little while. You wanted to get very political on a technolgy forum...keep it up, I won't be as active, but I check up on you again. For now I want to talk about technology, so I go back to my regular (only slightly political) self.

    Also don't assume the any poster is American, I am sure it's more than half, but less than 80%.

    I don't AC on political forums, of course I don't read them for the technology info either. I like to post, but I make an effort not to flame people for just being from a particular country. Don't blame me if you like to piss in your own bath water.

    1. Re:A response to your questions... by perly-king-69 · · Score: 1
      The thing that got me into this was the comparison with the IRA and how some Americans supported them, and then you had the gall to compare that to 9-11. As I said before we didn't kill or move 25% of his people. Of course no attacks are "justified".

      I didn't make that comparison. I made the comment that the US government knowingly allowed an organisation to operate which funded the murdering of British subjects, ie terrorism. This stopped in the wake of 9/11 which to me smacks of hypocrisy. It seems that the funding of terrorism was fine all the time the targets were outside US soil, even your allies.

      The sig was supposed to indicate that the choice of a leader reflects on the people who chose him/her. I'll change it seeing as I've offended you with it though (after this post)

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  100. Story about north Korea by rofthorax · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine here at the local labs said
    once when they were send an oil tanker to North Korea, they had said they were going to use the Oil to help the people but instead had resold it to Russia or some such place to get money to fund their army.. Anyhow, my friend said the whole time on the bus to the location where they were to deliver this tanker, the translator that had come with him said the whole time to him "You know, we hate you."

    Can you imagine a communist state where the people are brainwashed to imagine everyone the world is their enemy?

    Anyhow he said the country was in shambles, poor people living in run down houses, the places where they were keeping their oil, the tanks were rusting.. Obviously Kim Jong Li is not very capable or responsible. Who would trust to use a so called secure email connection with such an untrustworthy boss?

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  101. Oh and another thing.. by rofthorax · · Score: 1

    Oh and another thing, one things I've noticed about communistic, post-communistic countries is they try as hard as possible to look like capitalistic countries like America, I guess in hopes that their countries won't end up like russia, that the people in their country should see the need to revolt or have a contrary opinion.. I think in the case of Kim Jong Li, he's been know to have a huge ego but with a self-deprecating opinion of his looks, and I suspect this Internet advocacy serves a dual purpose, to spy on his own people and in part as ego boosting publicity for the country.

    Don't believe it for a minute, Cuba has the same heavily monitored and heavily protected fire-walled dialup line to the outside, and it doesn't reach very far intot eh country.. It makes me wonder if anyone has tried to smuggling into Cuba or North Korea devices that allow rebel factions to exist without being monitored by the government.. Has anyone done reasearch onto creating devices that produce signals that can hide in a cosmic noise floor?

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  102. Okay India and Iran, on the count of three.. by rofthorax · · Score: 1

    I leave that one up to your imagination..

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  103. Re:Discuss breaking NK's information blockade with by Christ0ph · · Score: 1
    Hmmm... Well, I certainly will give that some thought. Thank you.. Lets see what the site visitors have to say...

    I'll ask them.. It's just one of the default Movable Type templates..not much more..