PLEASE BE ADVISED:
Never, never insert your penis anywhere there is a chance it might get stuck. Don't even think about masturbating with a vacuum cleaner or food processer. Masturbating in public is against the law.
TECHINQUES:
The Two Handed Vagina:
Kneel on the floor, and lay down a towel. Lube up well, and lock together the fingers of both hands, palms up. Place your erection in your hands, and wrap your hands around your penis. Then put your hands (and your erection) on the floor, and pump your pelvis front to back, without moving your hands. Throw your head back, close your eyes, and imagine having sex with the girl of your dreams. You may have to lube up a few times, but it produces a very nice orgasm.
Fist Over Fist:
In this technique you can alternate fists, sliding first one and then the other from the base of the penis to the tip. In this manner you can strike up a similar rhythm that approximates the single fisted method. To add a sligthly different twist, try moving one fist upwards and the other downwards.
Two fists together:
If your penis is of a fairly large size, you may be able to place both of your fists on your penis at the same time and slide them back and forth on your penis in unison.
Whip it good:
Sit, recline, or lie so your penis points straight up in the air. Grip it relatively low, near the base, and make fairly short, fast strokes. If you stroke with a slightly circular motion, you'll find that your penis head "whips" back and forth. The idea is to find the exact stroking rate that matches the sympathetic resonant frequency of your penis ? guys with shorter penises will have to go faster to get the proper action. You'll know you are at the right stroking rate when the head whips back and forth with a motion opposite that of your hand. If your penis is very hard and/or short the opposing motion might not be apparent, but you should still be able to feel the inertia of your penis "fighting" your hand. You should not have to use a great deal of force to achieve the sensation ? the timing is the most important factor. This method can be very messy! When you ejaculate, your semen can break up into globules that fly absolutely everywhere. You might want to spread out a large sheet so you're free to go for maximum splatter.
Finger Techniques:
There are many variations of the finger techniques which usually only vary by position of a finger or thumb and can depend on the firmness of the grip. Here are a few examples for you to try. Experiment with different combinations to find what works best for you.
Two Fingers:
This method generally uses just the thumb and forefinger and can be substituted for the single hand. You can stroke the shaft from base to tip or merely run move the thumb and forefinger back and forth over just the head of the penis.
The Chior Pose:
Start by putting one hand palm-up and put the other hand, palm-down, on top. Then curl the fingers of both hands, creating a tube. Insert your penis and either thrust or move your hands, or both. Using lube makes it feel better. It feels great to be able to have something touching the whole girth of your penis.
Thumbs and Fingers:
Encircle your penis with the thumb and two fingers from each hand. Then stroke up and down, varying the speed and the pressure until you reach orgasm.
Vaginal Simulations:
There is nothing better than placing your penis inside a pussy. Although sometimes this doesn't always work out as you'd like. These are some techniques in which you can fantasize that you are pumping into a pussy. Try them out and see which ones you like best.
Hot Dripping Pussy:
Make sure that your hands are well lubricated with a water soluble lubricant. The slicker the better in this case. Grasp your penis and try to simulate the feelings you get when a pussy has a tight grip on your penis and is squeezing and releasing it spasmodically.
I wouldn't worry about septicemia, like the other poster noted. But, I'm deeply sorry you now have a dead greased frog with one leg in your ass. It'll "come out in the wash", sooner or later.
Was the frog alive during entry? If it was dead, it might be rotting and its legs would be easy to pull off. Maybe you started with too big a frog. It's easy to get excited over these matters and "bite off more than you can swallow".
However, in light of your troubles, I will update my guide.
Look for more amphibian sex guides from your favorite
frog troll!
Copyright (c) 2003 frogsarefriendly (723785)
Permission is granted to copy, distribute and/or modify this document
under the terms of the GNU Free Documentation License, Version 1.2
or any later version published by the Free Software Foundation.
A copy of the license can be found at the GNU website: http://www.gnu.org/licenses/fdl.txt
Very few text files have been written regarding the sexual tendencies and practices of necrophiliacs. While most people would prefer to believe that we do not exist we most certainly do as is obvious to anyone who visits a cemetery during our nightly rampages. Necrophiliacs prefer to go about their business alone; sharing is not a part of this alternative lifestyle as the corpse usually wears out fairly quickly. This is not to say that the occasional orgy involving four or five necrophiliacs and about a dozen or so corpses does not occur, but it is very rare. In this file I will describe common (and some uncommon) techniques which necrophiliacs use to gain satisfaction from their stiff partners. Hopefully these vivid descriptions will encourage you to go out to your local cemetery and to join our ranks!
II: Finding a partner
Finding a partner for your necrophiliac activities is definitely the hardest part. You not only have to gain access to the corpse but you also have to find one which suits your tastes. Granted, some necrophiliacs would screw roadkill if given the chance but most of us are more discriminating. Your chances depend upon where you pick up your date. If you have access to a morgue it would definitely be your best bet as the corpses there are usually the freshest and have not yet been treated for burial. They may be a bit chilly because they've been lying in the meat locker for days but that really shouldn't make a big difference to the determined necrophiliac. Cemeteries are a bit harder to deal with as finding a screwable corpse is harder to do. However, if you know how to interpret signs this shouldn't be a problem. If a grave consists of a mound of fresh dirt and is covered with flowers, chances are that the stiff hasn't been laying here for too long. Rotting flowers on the mound usually hint to the state of the corpse as well. Some people are exclusively into 'porking the bone', i.e. sex with skeletons. In this case you can dig up almost any grave and hope that the inhabitant hasn't yet disintegrated into dust. Try to scope out a fairly secluded cemetery for your passions unless you like a sense of danger to go along with the sex. Having anyone catch you in the act is NOT fun, and if you're picked up by a cop chances are that you won't be able to screw anything but Bubba behind bars for the next few decades. People are generally not understanding of the necrophiliac lifestyle, so it will probably be a long time before we can come out of the closet.
III: Preparation
Depending upon where you are at this point you'll have either a little or a lot of work to do. The person in the morgue will obviously have to do little more than to open the locker, pull the corpse out and bang away. If you're one of the cemetery people you'll have more work to do. An experienced necrophiliac is always equipped with the bare essentials: a shovel, Vaseline and a box of rubbers. Why the shovel is needed should be obvious, but if the ground is hard then you might need more equipment to dig up your date. Vaseline is used to loosen the corpse up a bit. This makes it less likely for a body part to break off while you're having fun and it also prevents your mantool from becoming too irritated while screwing the dried out pussy. The BOX of condoms is used to play it safe; no necrophiliac should be without it. You never know which STDs your partner had during his/her lifetime, and believe me, it doesn't get any better after the person dies. You can put on more than one rubber for extra protection if it is warranted, but screwing a corpse without protection is just plain stupid unless you want to be the next date for a necrophiliac. If you're in a cemetery try to drag the corpse out of the grave and behind a bush or to another secluded place. Pumping away in the grave may seem more convenient, but it's a severe disadvantage to you
Be assured that you can be cured of your difficulty. Many have been, both male and female, and you can be also if you determine that it must be so.
This determination is the first step. That is where we begin. You must decide that you will end this practice, and when you make that decision, the problem will be greatly reduced at once.
But it must be more than a hope or a wish, more than knowing that it is good for you. It must be actually a DECISION. If you truly make up your mind that you will be cured, then you will have the strength to resist any tendencies which you may have and any temptations which may come to you.
After you have made this decision, then observe the following specific guidelines:
A Guide to Self-Control:
1. Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal toilet processes.
2. Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company and stay in this good company.
3. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will. You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind. The problem must be taken OUT OF YOUR MIND for that is where it really exists. Your mind must be on other and more wholesome things.
4. When you bathe, do not admire yourself in a mirror. Never stay in the bath more than five or six minutes -- just long enough to bathe and dry and dress AND THEN GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your family present.
5. When in bed, if that is where you have your problem for the most part, dress yourself for the night so securely that you cannot easily touch your vital parts, and so that it would be difficult and time consuming for you to remove those clothes. By the time you started to remove protective clothing you would have sufficiently controlled your thinking that the temptation would leave you.
6. If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, GET OUT OF BED AND GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND FIX YOURSELF A SNACK, even if it is in the middle of the night, and even if you are not hungry, and despite your fears of gaining weight. The purpose behind this suggestion is that you GET YOUR MIND ON SOMETHING ELSE. You are the subject of your thoughts, so to speak.
7. Never read pornographic material. Never read about your problem. Keep it out of mind. Remember -- "First a thought, then an act."
The thought pattern must be changed. You must not allow this problem to remain in your mind. When you accomplish that, you soon will be free of the act.
8. Put wholesome thoughts into your mind at all times. Read good books -- Church books -- Scriptures -- Sermons of the Brethern [sic, Cistern too?]. Make a daily habit of reading at least one chapter of Scripture, preferably from one of the four Gospels in the New Testament, or the Book of Mormon. The four Gospels -- Matthew, Mark, Luke and John -- above anything else in the Bible can be helpful because of their uplifting qualities.
9. Pray. But when you pray, don't pray about this problem, for that will tend to keep [it] in your mind more than ever. Pray for faith, pray for understanding of the Scriptures, pray for the Missionaries, the General Authorities, your friends, your families, BUT KEEP THE PROBLEM OUT OF YOUR MIND BY NOT MENTIONING IT EVER -- NOT IN CONVERSATION WITH OTHERS, NOT IN YOUR PRAYERS. KEEP IT _OUT_ of your mind! The attitude of a person toward his problem has an affect on how easy it is to overcome. It is essential that a firm commitment be made to control the habit. As a person understands his reasons for the behavior, and is sensitive to the conditions or situations that may trigger a desire for the act,
According the Michael Jackson's new song, the hominids will marry the Pepsi distributors. At his ranch, Clayton Williams told the surfers that the creationists send threatening letters to optical illusions. Do you believe that lovers faint at the sight of tenors?
Why do jellyfish believe that the mechanics hang out at the mall with dance therapists?
In the summer months the Presidential candidates rebel against psychoanalysts. Angels today salute the geologists. Eskimos argue endlessly about the skeletons. Giants are always running into beagles.
Now, I've been reading slashdot for a while, and if I believed most of the
slant there I would be led to believe OSS is secure. But with recent
compromises of Gentoo and Debian, the very people that create and foster
the distributions, the experts, are having security faults. Even the GNU
servers have been compromised, twice.
I really haven't been compiling a list, these are just from memory. What is wrong
here?
Why spend all that energy keeping that one wheeled vehicle up, when you can have two wheels and not have to deal with gyroscopes? It's like using linux, a waste of time and engineering.
Re:Nice, but dangerous.
on
Javascrypt
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· Score: -1, Offtopic
yeah, but i didn't mean it. i love you, i really do.
Re:Nice, but dangerous.
on
Javascrypt
·
· Score: -1, Troll
omg, why don't you like me??? i made you my friend! i'm sorry i called you homosexual.
SHEEP SHEEP SHEEP
on
Javascrypt
·
· Score: -1, Offtopic
The next Slashdot story will be ready soon, but subscribers can get fucked in the ass and see it early!
Seriously, what's up with you subscibers? Enjoy getting raped do you?
Security and convenience do not mix. Apple is basically saying that their OS will continue to be insecure by default so users can enjoy convenience. PC's have a similar vulnerability, well ones that try to netboot by default. A rogue PXE server could feed a backdoored kernel to netbooting clients that mounts and runs the default root partition. Users, unless they pay attention to what their PC just booted off of, won't know anything is wrong. Netbooting is another convenience issue, who can argue with media-less booting!
SVG (now a W3 standard for 3 yeras) was... Did you mean years?
Suggestions:
years
eyras
ye ras
ye-ras
yer as
yer-as
teras
yeas
eras
ceras
yeara
eyra's
treas
yeats
terras
rras
wras
yea's
erase
tras
yeans
year's
yearns
ras
rears
yas
yes
areas
eyres
Amen to that, fight club was a good movie. Just let go. The things you own end up owning you. Only when you've lost everything are you free to do anything. I'm keeping the Alpha and the Sun IPX's though! I can't lose those, they are my only friends.
Slashdot Mirror
PLEASE BE ADVISED:
Never, never insert your penis anywhere there is a chance it might get stuck. Don't even think about masturbating with a vacuum cleaner or food processer. Masturbating in public is against the law.
TECHINQUES:
The Two Handed Vagina:
Kneel on the floor, and lay down a towel. Lube up well, and lock together the fingers of both hands, palms up. Place your erection in your hands, and wrap your hands around your penis. Then put your hands (and your erection) on the floor, and pump your pelvis front to back, without moving your hands. Throw your head back, close your eyes, and imagine having sex with the girl of your dreams. You may have to lube up a few times, but it produces a very nice orgasm.
Fist Over Fist:
In this technique you can alternate fists, sliding first one and then the other from the base of the penis to the tip. In this manner you can strike up a similar rhythm that approximates the single fisted method. To add a sligthly different twist, try moving one fist upwards and the other downwards.
Two fists together:
If your penis is of a fairly large size, you may be able to place both of your fists on your penis at the same time and slide them back and forth on your penis in unison.
Whip it good:
Sit, recline, or lie so your penis points straight up in the air. Grip it relatively low, near the base, and make fairly short, fast strokes. If you stroke with a slightly circular motion, you'll find that your penis head "whips" back and forth. The idea is to find the exact stroking rate that matches the sympathetic resonant frequency of your penis ? guys with shorter penises will have to go faster to get the proper action. You'll know you are at the right stroking rate when the head whips back and forth with a motion opposite that of your hand. If your penis is very hard and/or short the opposing motion might not be apparent, but you should still be able to feel the inertia of your penis "fighting" your hand. You should not have to use a great deal of force to achieve the sensation ? the timing is the most important factor. This method can be very messy! When you ejaculate, your semen can break up into globules that fly absolutely everywhere. You might want to spread out a large sheet so you're free to go for maximum splatter.
Finger Techniques:
There are many variations of the finger techniques which usually only vary by position of a finger or thumb and can depend on the firmness of the grip. Here are a few examples for you to try. Experiment with different combinations to find what works best for you.
Two Fingers:
This method generally uses just the thumb and forefinger and can be substituted for the single hand. You can stroke the shaft from base to tip or merely run move the thumb and forefinger back and forth over just the head of the penis.
The Chior Pose:
Start by putting one hand palm-up and put the other hand, palm-down, on top. Then curl the fingers of both hands, creating a tube. Insert your penis and either thrust or move your hands, or both. Using lube makes it feel better. It feels great to be able to have something touching the whole girth of your penis.
Thumbs and Fingers:
Encircle your penis with the thumb and two fingers from each hand. Then stroke up and down, varying the speed and the pressure until you reach orgasm.
Vaginal Simulations:
There is nothing better than placing your penis inside a pussy. Although sometimes this doesn't always work out as you'd like. These are some techniques in which you can fantasize that you are pumping into a pussy. Try them out and see which ones you like best.
Hot Dripping Pussy:
Make sure that your hands are well lubricated with a water soluble lubricant. The slicker the better in this case. Grasp your penis and try to simulate the feelings you get when a pussy has a tight grip on your penis and is squeezing and releasing it spasmodically.
Insertion Objects:
There a
CmdrTaco, please learn to spell before posting to the front page. Fucking idiot.
I wouldn't worry about septicemia, like the other poster noted. But, I'm deeply sorry you now have a dead greased frog with one leg in your ass. It'll "come out in the wash", sooner or later.
Was the frog alive during entry? If it was dead, it might be rotting and its legs would be easy to pull off. Maybe you started with too big a frog. It's easy to get excited over these matters and "bite off more than you can swallow".
However, in light of your troubles, I will update my guide.
After you're done stretching your ass with a yoda doll, you can enjoy a friendly amphibian. Just follow these easy steps!
A_________________A
N_____(GO_LUNUX!!)N
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S______o..o_______S
F_____(.--.)______F
R__/\(.,...,)/\___R
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G_________________G
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Look for more amphibian sex guides from your favorite frog troll!
Copyright (c) 2003 frogsarefriendly (723785)
Permission is granted to copy, distribute and/or modify this document
under the terms of the GNU Free Documentation License, Version 1.2
or any later version published by the Free Software Foundation.
A copy of the license can be found at the GNU website:
http://www.gnu.org/licenses/fdl.txt
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Reason: Please use fewer 'junk' characters.
I: Introduction
Very few text files have been written regarding the sexual tendencies and
practices of necrophiliacs. While most people would prefer to believe that
we do not exist we most certainly do as is obvious to anyone who visits a
cemetery during our nightly rampages. Necrophiliacs prefer to go about their
business alone; sharing is not a part of this alternative lifestyle as the
corpse usually wears out fairly quickly. This is not to say that the
occasional orgy involving four or five necrophiliacs and about a dozen or so
corpses does not occur, but it is very rare. In this file I will describe
common (and some uncommon) techniques which necrophiliacs use to gain
satisfaction from their stiff partners. Hopefully these vivid descriptions
will encourage you to go out to your local cemetery and to join our ranks!
II: Finding a partner
Finding a partner for your necrophiliac activities is definitely the hardest
part. You not only have to gain access to the corpse but you also have to
find one which suits your tastes. Granted, some necrophiliacs would screw
roadkill if given the chance but most of us are more discriminating. Your
chances depend upon where you pick up your date. If you have access to a
morgue it would definitely be your best bet as the corpses there are usually
the freshest and have not yet been treated for burial. They may be a bit
chilly because they've been lying in the meat locker for days but that
really shouldn't make a big difference to the determined necrophiliac.
Cemeteries are a bit harder to deal with as finding a screwable corpse is
harder to do. However, if you know how to interpret signs this shouldn't be
a problem. If a grave consists of a mound of fresh dirt and is covered with
flowers, chances are that the stiff hasn't been laying here for too long.
Rotting flowers on the mound usually hint to the state of the corpse as
well. Some people are exclusively into 'porking the bone', i.e. sex with
skeletons. In this case you can dig up almost any grave and hope that the
inhabitant hasn't yet disintegrated into dust. Try to scope out a fairly
secluded cemetery for your passions unless you like a sense of danger to go
along with the sex. Having anyone catch you in the act is NOT fun, and if
you're picked up by a cop chances are that you won't be able to screw
anything but Bubba behind bars for the next few decades. People are
generally not understanding of the necrophiliac lifestyle, so it will
probably be a long time before we can come out of the closet.
III: Preparation
Depending upon where you are at this point you'll have either a little or a
lot of work to do. The person in the morgue will obviously have to do little
more than to open the locker, pull the corpse out and bang away. If you're
one of the cemetery people you'll have more work to do. An experienced
necrophiliac is always equipped with the bare essentials: a shovel, Vaseline
and a box of rubbers. Why the shovel is needed should be obvious, but if the
ground is hard then you might need more equipment to dig up your date.
Vaseline is used to loosen the corpse up a bit. This makes it less likely
for a body part to break off while you're having fun and it also prevents
your mantool from becoming too irritated while screwing the dried out pussy.
The BOX of condoms is used to play it safe; no necrophiliac should be
without it. You never know which STDs your partner had during his/her
lifetime, and believe me, it doesn't get any better after the person dies.
You can put on more than one rubber for extra protection if it is warranted,
but screwing a corpse without protection is just plain stupid unless you
want to be the next date for a necrophiliac. If you're in a cemetery try to
drag the corpse out of the grave and behind a bush or to another secluded
place. Pumping away in the grave may seem more convenient, but it's a severe
disadvantage to you
Be assured that you can be cured of your difficulty. Many have been, both
male and female, and you can be also if you determine that it must be so.
This determination is the first step. That is where we begin. You must
decide that you will end this practice, and when you make that decision, the
problem will be greatly reduced at once.
But it must be more than a hope or a wish, more than knowing that it is good
for you. It must be actually a DECISION. If you truly make up your mind that
you will be cured, then you will have the strength to resist any tendencies
which you may have and any temptations which may come to you.
After you have made this decision, then observe the following specific
guidelines:
A Guide to Self-Control:
1. Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal toilet
processes.
2. Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company and stay in this
good company.
3. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU
MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having
the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you
never will. You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in their
presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind. The problem must be
taken OUT OF YOUR MIND for that is where it really exists. Your mind must be
on other and more wholesome things.
4. When you bathe, do not admire yourself in a mirror. Never stay in the
bath more than five or six minutes -- just long enough to bathe and dry and
dress AND THEN GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM into a room where you will have some
member of your family present.
5. When in bed, if that is where you have your problem for the most part,
dress yourself for the night so securely that you cannot easily touch your
vital parts, and so that it would be difficult and time consuming for you to
remove those clothes. By the time you started to remove protective clothing
you would have sufficiently controlled your thinking that the temptation
would leave you.
6. If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, GET OUT OF BED
AND GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND FIX YOURSELF A SNACK, even if it is in the
middle of the night, and even if you are not hungry, and despite your fears
of gaining weight. The purpose behind this suggestion is that you GET YOUR
MIND ON SOMETHING ELSE. You are the subject of your thoughts, so to speak.
7. Never read pornographic material. Never read about your problem. Keep it
out of mind. Remember -- "First a thought, then an act."
The thought pattern must be changed. You must not allow this problem to
remain in your mind. When you accomplish that, you soon will be free of the
act.
8. Put wholesome thoughts into your mind at all times. Read good books --
Church books -- Scriptures -- Sermons of the Brethern [sic, Cistern too?].
Make a daily habit of reading at least one chapter of Scripture, preferably
from one of the four Gospels in the New Testament, or the Book of Mormon.
The four Gospels -- Matthew, Mark, Luke and John -- above anything else in
the Bible can be helpful because of their uplifting qualities.
9. Pray. But when you pray, don't pray about this problem, for that will
tend to keep [it] in your mind more than ever. Pray for faith, pray for
understanding of the Scriptures, pray for the Missionaries, the General
Authorities, your friends, your families, BUT KEEP THE PROBLEM OUT OF YOUR
MIND BY NOT MENTIONING IT EVER -- NOT IN CONVERSATION WITH OTHERS, NOT IN
YOUR PRAYERS. KEEP IT _OUT_ of your mind! The attitude of a person toward
his problem has an affect on how easy it is to overcome. It is essential
that a firm commitment be made to control the habit. As a person understands
his reasons for the behavior, and is sensitive to the conditions or
situations that may trigger a desire for the act,
According the Michael Jackson's new song, the hominids will marry the Pepsi distributors. At his ranch, Clayton Williams told the surfers that the creationists send threatening letters to optical illusions. Do you believe that lovers faint at the sight of tenors? Why do jellyfish believe that the mechanics hang out at the mall with dance therapists? In the summer months the Presidential candidates rebel against psychoanalysts. Angels today salute the geologists. Eskimos argue endlessly about the skeletons. Giants are always running into beagles.
Michael is a fucking wanker.
why the hate??? oh why oh why???
Now, I've been reading slashdot for a while, and if I believed most of the slant there I would be led to believe OSS is secure. But with recent compromises of Gentoo and Debian, the very people that create and foster the distributions, the experts, are having security faults. Even the GNU servers have been compromised, twice. I really haven't been compiling a list, these are just from memory. What is wrong here?
Why spend all that energy keeping that one wheeled vehicle up, when you can have two wheels and not have to deal with gyroscopes? It's like using linux, a waste of time and engineering.
yeah, but i didn't mean it. i love you, i really do.
omg, why don't you like me??? i made you my friend! i'm sorry i called you homosexual.
The next Slashdot story will be ready soon, but subscribers can get fucked in the ass and see it early!
Seriously, what's up with you subscibers? Enjoy getting raped do you?
Security and convenience do not mix. Apple is basically saying that their OS will continue to be insecure by default so users can enjoy convenience. PC's have a similar vulnerability, well ones that try to netboot by default. A rogue PXE server could feed a backdoored kernel to netbooting clients that mounts and runs the default root partition. Users, unless they pay attention to what their PC just booted off of, won't know anything is wrong. Netbooting is another convenience issue, who can argue with media-less booting!
jeez, for that sig you sure post a lot. --i hate posting on slashdot so much i never do.
Do you have to pimp your stupid doom 3 project in every thread?? I mean, sometimes it's on topic, but this is about trusted computing! Come on now.
wait, no, you're an idiot
SVG (now a W3 standard for 3 yeras) was...
Did you mean years?
Suggestions:
years
eyras
ye ras
ye-ras
yer as
yer-as
teras
yeas
eras
ceras
yeara
eyra's
treas
yeats
terras
rras
wras
yea's
erase
tras
yeans
year's
yearns
ras
rears
yas
yes
areas
eyres
Yeah, rears, they meant rears.
Amen to that, fight club was a good movie. Just let go. The things you own end up owning you. Only when you've lost everything are you free to do anything. I'm keeping the Alpha and the Sun IPX's though! I can't lose those, they are my only friends.
that is awesome
oh man, don't give me ideas...
hahaha, i didn't say i wasn't an idiot, i said you were. i probably am an idiot. shall we discuss more?
you're an idiot