Damn, stop beating a deap horse. Every fucking time an article with SCO comes up, you make some lame $699 joke. BE MORE ORIGINAL YOU FUCKING UNORIGINAL BASTARD. IHBT IHL ISHAND ISFOAD WTF BBQ.
You don't just keep jacking the hz to get higher bandwidth, you could use multiple frequencies at the same time. Think like FM radio, there isn't much coming in on one station, but listen to them all at the same time and you've got a lot of data/time slice.
If it was transferring energy, it would eventually run out and then gravity would cease to work. 2nd law of thermo, right? I don't really think they exchange energy, but M theory says they are exchanging gravitons. I don't know, it seams odd that a force can infinitly move matter without "using" any energy.
The increased focus on security will be good not only for the average user who does not spend much time thinking about security her system, but also for 'power users' and those who work supporting end users. A: Because they suck cock. I was thinking about security my system myself. Thank you for reminding me.
Everyone in this thread should stop their fucking bitching. What did you do when phones came out, cry because you didn't need to stroll to the mailbox to deliver your hand written letter?
those of us charged with maintaining them find ourselves also responsible for keeping drive-by script kiddies with a Pringles can out.
I find it extremely amusing that you put down those that crack your network using freely downloadable tools and information. Who's the idiot in that situation? Besides, you're talking about building a 802.11b antenna, not running a script, so are these crackers called can-kiddies or something?
Before you ask, yes I'm a war driver and call me what you want, but calling crackers names won't secure your network.
Sorry, a nude photo shoot will not hurt bystanders, not even a little, even if they are seven years old. Some cultures (think tribes) do not wear clothes. Are they harmed? No, it is our culture programming (christian-american) that wants us to think so.
ok, i hate the cops, and i think this idea is horrible but some of your reasoning is stupid:
1 - valid
2 - they can do that now, by following you until you park, blocking you with another vehicle, waiting for a red light, etc.
3 - Uh... they can turn the blue lights on and pull you over whenever they want. What's the difference?
4 - Well, yeah, you couldn't be assured a get-a-way in your vehicle for self defense
5 - Things might be different in the UK, but in the US, you have no RIGHT to drive, it's a priviledge, so they can really just stop whoever, whenever, in the name of safety/crime control.
Fucking live with it. Last thing we need is lawsuits over rubber cocks that you probably enjoyed anyway. Oh wait, are you going to sue me for saying that?
How can you feel bad for him? I just wonder if he, himself has broken any laws. He was after all, trying to empty out a dead man's bank account. This is money that is not rightfully anyones.
Trying to pay the fucking bills? The article says he sold two cars, stock, took out a 2nd mortgage. He spent 320K. A man with 320 fucking thousand to spend does not need help paying the bills. I could live on 320K for just under 20 years, and that's paying rent and paying for a car. Now this guy, retired, had owned his home, so there's no rent to pay. And he won't really need the car anymore, since there is no job to go to.
lol, people demand "something for free" after they are going to *pay* for hardware that the vendor won't support in operating systems other than windows. when's the last time you got a windows driver for free? oh wait, all the fucking time. so, DIE DIE DIE DIE... idiot. i think as a troll myself, that IHBT and ISHAND. and you should FOAD.
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Permission is granted to copy, distribute and/or modify this document
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A copy of the license can be found at the GNU website: http://www.gnu.org/licenses/fdl.txt
DO NOT attempt to penetrate a goose! You WILL kill it! The tissue inside is
very delicate and can rupture easily without you even noticing!
ACCESS
Geese are very cheap and can be bought for 20 dollars full grown. You will
want the biggest and most aggressive geese you can buy. Sex is determined by
a process called "vent sexing". IE, you grab the base of the tail and
squeeze. If it is a male, you will cause the penis to pop out. If it is a
female, you will get her to expose the egg laying vent. Geese can be
obtained anywhere. The local newspapers are an excellent source.
BEHAVIOR
Let the goose get to know you. Males are rather dominate, so let them
dominate you. The idea is not to have him backing down, hissing at you. Get
to know the goose first. Once he trusts you, and your good friends, you can
do other activities with him!
A few important facts are:
MOUNTING
A goose MUST be able to mount and grab something with its mouth in order to
become sexually excited. They don't care what they mount, so long as they
can dig in with their feet and grab something with their mouth.
TAIL
A goose cannot orgasm if its tail is not able to bend down.
HOW TO DO!
You will most likely want two male geese. A goose will mount anything when
it is horny. I have had my geese mount other males and even chickens. So
long as they can mount it, and grab a neck, they will climax. By having two
males, you can swap one off on the other!
Let me clear up one thing first. From the guys, I am constantly asked "how
do you get it in?" Well, YOU DON'T! You can seriously injure a goose if you
penetrate it. The tissue inside is very thin and if it ruptures, the goose
will die within 24 hours. I know from first hand experience. Due to society
and their fucking prejudices against zoophiles, fact files like this were
not vailable. I ended up killing an animal out of pure ignorance. Don't let
this happen to you! It really hurts to loose a lover like that. Anyway, you
are going to have to have "outercourse". This pretty much means you will
have to do your thing, while you please the goose. It's tempting, but
PLEASE, don't attempt to have intercourse with a goose.
STEP ONE
Lay down a bunch of old towels or better yet, an old blanket in the area you
want to have sex in. I am certain you have heard the phrase "like s**t out
of a goose!", well, it is true! Geese will go and go and go, and when you
think they are finally done, they go some more!
The bathroom is perfect. You need a place that is quiet and well lit. Geese
do not have sex in the dark and can be come distracted by outside noises.
Lay down completely naked with them, and let them get used to you. Next,
grab the mountee (other goose or chicken) and hold him gently. If you make
it obvious, the goose will recognize what is going on, and will walk over
immediately and attempt to mount the mountee.
STEP TWO
The rest of this file will assume Male geese since there is not much that
can be done with a female without hurting her.
Let the goose climb up and settle in. Once the goose grabs the mountee's
head and does a few test jerks to make certain he is well situated, sex will
begin. At this time, you need to immediately get under his tail, and place
your mouth over his opening. Try not to disturb him. If he lets go and just
sits there, this means he is nervous and he may not continue.
STEP THREE
The goose will quickly bend his tail down and will hopefully be pushing
directly into your mouth. -- BE CAREFUL!!-- When the goose orgasms, the
penis will shoot out under a fair amount of pressure. During my learning
process, the first time this happened, he moved and I got ejaculate shot up
my nose. The second time, I got it shot down my throat and it caused me to
choke! (yes, I did enjoy choking on it!)
The goal here, is to position yourself so that he will shoot off into the
side of your mouth and into your cheek. This can be diffic
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Mmmm, goatse and taste in the same post.
Damn, stop beating a deap horse. Every fucking time an article with SCO comes up, you make some lame $699 joke. BE MORE ORIGINAL YOU FUCKING UNORIGINAL BASTARD. IHBT IHL ISHAND ISFOAD WTF BBQ.
You don't just keep jacking the hz to get higher bandwidth, you could use multiple frequencies at the same time. Think like FM radio, there isn't much coming in on one station, but listen to them all at the same time and you've got a lot of data/time slice.
Who are you and why are you so dumb??
--OMG THE SP0KE IS MY BRAIN BBQ
If it was transferring energy, it would eventually run out and then gravity would cease to work. 2nd law of thermo, right? I don't really think they exchange energy, but M theory says they are exchanging gravitons. I don't know, it seams odd that a force can infinitly move matter without "using" any energy.
The increased focus on security will be good not only for the average user who does not spend much time thinking about security her system, but also for 'power users' and those who work supporting end users.
A: Because they suck cock. I was thinking about security my system myself. Thank you for reminding me.
or slashdot cocksucker. -1 redundant
Everyone in this thread should stop their fucking bitching. What did you do when phones came out, cry because you didn't need to stroll to the mailbox to deliver your hand written letter?
those of us charged with maintaining them find ourselves also responsible for keeping drive-by script kiddies with a Pringles can out.
I find it extremely amusing that you put down those that crack your network using freely downloadable tools and information. Who's the idiot in that situation? Besides, you're talking about building a 802.11b antenna, not running a script, so are these crackers called can-kiddies or something?
Before you ask, yes I'm a war driver and call me what you want, but calling crackers names won't secure your network.
Whole-heartedly agreed. A++ Would agree with this post again.
Sorry, a nude photo shoot will not hurt bystanders, not even a little, even if they are seven years old. Some cultures (think tribes) do not wear clothes. Are they harmed? No, it is our culture programming (christian-american) that wants us to think so.
ok, i hate the cops, and i think this idea is horrible but some of your reasoning is stupid:
1 - valid
2 - they can do that now, by following you until you park, blocking you with another vehicle, waiting for a red light, etc.
3 - Uh... they can turn the blue lights on and pull you over whenever they want. What's the difference?
4 - Well, yeah, you couldn't be assured a get-a-way in your vehicle for self defense
5 - Things might be different in the UK, but in the US, you have no RIGHT to drive, it's a priviledge, so they can really just stop whoever, whenever, in the name of safety/crime control.
i so fucking fail it.
Beagle 2 is dying, and for all intents and purposes is dead. FACT: Beagle 2 is dead.
Fucking live with it. Last thing we need is lawsuits over rubber cocks that you probably enjoyed anyway. Oh wait, are you going to sue me for saying that?
How can you feel bad for him? I just wonder if he, himself has broken any laws. He was after all, trying to empty out a dead man's bank account. This is money that is not rightfully anyones.
Trying to pay the fucking bills? The article says he sold two cars, stock, took out a 2nd mortgage. He spent 320K. A man with 320 fucking thousand to spend does not need help paying the bills. I could live on 320K for just under 20 years, and that's paying rent and paying for a car. Now this guy, retired, had owned his home, so there's no rent to pay. And he won't really need the car anymore, since there is no job to go to.
Egads is fucking correct, and you're a moron too.
first linus naked and petrified post
lol, people demand "something for free" after they are going to *pay* for hardware that the vendor won't support in operating systems other than windows. when's the last time you got a windows driver for free? oh wait, all the fucking time. so, DIE DIE DIE DIE... idiot. i think as a troll myself, that IHBT and ISHAND. and you should FOAD.
that is all.
you linux crazed nut job
After you're done stretching your ass with a yoda doll, you can enjoy a friendly amphibian. Just follow these easy steps!
A_________________A
N_____(GO_LUNUX!!)N
U__________/______U
S______o..o_______S
F_____(.--.)______F
R__/\(.,...,)/\___R
O^^___^^__^^___^^_O
G_________________G
*_A_N_U_S_F_R_O_G_*
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Copyright (c) 2003 frogsarefriendly (723785)
Permission is granted to copy, distribute and/or modify this document
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A copy of the license can be found at the GNU website:
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Subscribers, wtf? that is the un-cool, off teh sp0ke.
WARNING
DO NOT attempt to penetrate a goose! You WILL kill it! The tissue inside is very delicate and can rupture easily without you even noticing!
ACCESS
Geese are very cheap and can be bought for 20 dollars full grown. You will want the biggest and most aggressive geese you can buy. Sex is determined by a process called "vent sexing". IE, you grab the base of the tail and squeeze. If it is a male, you will cause the penis to pop out. If it is a female, you will get her to expose the egg laying vent. Geese can be obtained anywhere. The local newspapers are an excellent source.
BEHAVIOR
Let the goose get to know you. Males are rather dominate, so let them dominate you. The idea is not to have him backing down, hissing at you. Get to know the goose first. Once he trusts you, and your good friends, you can do other activities with him!
A few important facts are:
MOUNTING A goose MUST be able to mount and grab something with its mouth in order to become sexually excited. They don't care what they mount, so long as they can dig in with their feet and grab something with their mouth.
TAIL A goose cannot orgasm if its tail is not able to bend down.
HOW TO DO!
You will most likely want two male geese. A goose will mount anything when it is horny. I have had my geese mount other males and even chickens. So long as they can mount it, and grab a neck, they will climax. By having two males, you can swap one off on the other!
Let me clear up one thing first. From the guys, I am constantly asked "how do you get it in?" Well, YOU DON'T! You can seriously injure a goose if you penetrate it. The tissue inside is very thin and if it ruptures, the goose will die within 24 hours. I know from first hand experience. Due to society and their fucking prejudices against zoophiles, fact files like this were not vailable. I ended up killing an animal out of pure ignorance. Don't let this happen to you! It really hurts to loose a lover like that. Anyway, you are going to have to have "outercourse". This pretty much means you will have to do your thing, while you please the goose. It's tempting, but PLEASE, don't attempt to have intercourse with a goose.
STEP ONE Lay down a bunch of old towels or better yet, an old blanket in the area you want to have sex in. I am certain you have heard the phrase "like s**t out of a goose!", well, it is true! Geese will go and go and go, and when you think they are finally done, they go some more!
The bathroom is perfect. You need a place that is quiet and well lit. Geese do not have sex in the dark and can be come distracted by outside noises. Lay down completely naked with them, and let them get used to you. Next, grab the mountee (other goose or chicken) and hold him gently. If you make it obvious, the goose will recognize what is going on, and will walk over immediately and attempt to mount the mountee.
STEP TWO The rest of this file will assume Male geese since there is not much that can be done with a female without hurting her.
Let the goose climb up and settle in. Once the goose grabs the mountee's head and does a few test jerks to make certain he is well situated, sex will begin. At this time, you need to immediately get under his tail, and place your mouth over his opening. Try not to disturb him. If he lets go and just sits there, this means he is nervous and he may not continue.
STEP THREE The goose will quickly bend his tail down and will hopefully be pushing directly into your mouth. -- BE CAREFUL!!-- When the goose orgasms, the penis will shoot out under a fair amount of pressure. During my learning process, the first time this happened, he moved and I got ejaculate shot up my nose. The second time, I got it shot down my throat and it caused me to choke! (yes, I did enjoy choking on it!)
The goal here, is to position yourself so that he will shoot off into the side of your mouth and into your cheek. This can be diffic
Don't think I won't.