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  1. Do the Mormons knock on the Stargate? on Company Offers Disaster-Proof Storage For Records · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    MELBOURNE, Australia (AP) -- A man received a suspended two-month jail sentence Friday for feeding hash cookies to two unsuspecting Mormon missionaries. Alexander McLean, 46, baked about 30 cookies and served some to the two Americans when they visited his house in the southern city of Melbourne on May 19. The names of the 19-year-old victims, who were hospitalized after eating the cookies, were not released. McLean had pleaded not guilty in Dandenong Magistrates' Court to charges including recklessly causing serious injury and introducing a drug into the body of another. Magistrate Margaret Harding dismissed the most serious charge of recklessly causing serious injury but convicted McLean of feeding the missionaries drugs. A second man pleaded guilty to charges of cultivating, using and possessing cannabis and was fined $290. McLean plans to appeal. McLean said the Mormons were "nice young guys. If they knock on our door again they are quite welcome to come in and have a cup of coffee and a biscuit."

  2. Re:Great! on Company Offers Disaster-Proof Storage For Records · · Score: 1

    Our demise as a race is inevitable. It will come either in the form of a suicide (nuclear war, man-made pandemic etc.), natural disaster (supervolcano, asteroid, getting hit by a deep-space gamma-ray burst) or evolution.

    Personally, I'm waiting for the heat death of the Universe, although I'd like to meet the four horsemen at some stage.

  3. Who has the keys? on Company Offers Disaster-Proof Storage For Records · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The company claims that their vaults are protected and safe from "any force known to man", including a nuclear blast.

    But not including company employees.

  4. Re:No, Tux! No! on Santa Meets NORAD, Tux Gets Lit Up For Xmas · · Score: 3, Funny

    And here was me thinking it was referring to the evil SCO plot to set Tux on fire...

  5. Re:Chili? on New Survey Finds No Linux 'Chill' From SCO Suit · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I first saw that headline, I thought "What the hell is a Linux Chili?"

    Well, I've heard about SCO giving people the shits...

  6. We use *BSD... on New Survey Finds No Linux 'Chill' From SCO Suit · · Score: 5, Funny

    you insensitive clod! Yeah, I know SCO are talking about BSD now, thus proving they really are crazy.

  7. It don't matter if you're black then white on Internet History In Pictures · · Score: 1

    Tired of reading black-on-white text on Internet history and its celebrities?

    Yeah, I just switched my web browser to white-on-black text.

  8. Re:Why are they all so pasty ? on Internet History In Pictures · · Score: 1

    Yes, the beer so good my uncle named his son (Cooper) after it. Luckily I'm from the home of the famous beer too, so it's nice and fresh. For those in Ann Arbor, you can get the sparkling Coopers at Ashley's.

  9. Re:didn't know... on Internet History In Pictures · · Score: 1

    Well he *is* an expert at talking out of his arse. ;)

  10. Re:Questions on Savannah Back Online With Extra Security · · Score: 1

    Yes there was a link to savannah.gnu.org, but there is not a lot of information about it on the front page, except that the services provided by savannah.gnu.org are now online (except not all, or something)

    There was also a link to the forums, stating that the system had been cracked. Try reading the /. frontpage to start with, next time you don't want to look like a stupid troll.

  11. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN - Goatsex Link! on Savannah Back Online With Extra Security · · Score: 1

    Why mod people up without actually reading the fucking link? I mean why? How can you justify giving someone mod points without seeing whats posted?

    The + mod points were given before the redirection on the site was changed.

  12. Re:Questions on Savannah Back Online With Extra Security · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Point is TFA should be properly introduced

    You were given a site at gnu.org (if you don't know what GNU is, why are you reading /.?), told what had happened, and what the current status of the site was. What part of that didn't you understand?

  13. Re:Questions on Savannah Back Online With Extra Security · · Score: 3, Funny

    What is Savahna?
    Why was it not online?
    Why should I care?

    Why don't you RTFA?

  14. Victorian robots? on Robots Of The Victorian Era · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just lie back and think of electric sheep.

  15. Re:Half News, Half Propaganda? on SCO Gets More Desperate; Sends More Letters · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    That's not news.

    It's olds: telling people things they already know, in this case that SCO is a bunch of wankers.

  16. What next? on SCO Gets More Desperate; Sends More Letters · · Score: 5, Funny

    SCO sends out Christmas cards? Does SCO stand for Santa Claus Operation?

  17. Re:Obligatory Simpsons on Message in a Battle · · Score: 1

    This from an AC at (of time of writing) +4 :)

  18. Re:Short summary of article.. on Satellite Radio Systems Compared · · Score: 1

    Or a beta loser.

  19. Re:BSD for Windows XP? on OpenBSD Gains "Fuzzy" User Profiling IDS · · Score: 1

    Actually it's not quite as crazy it sounds. Cygwin is basically a Linux-esque environment running on top of a Windows kernel, the BSD layer in Mac OS X runs directly on top of the Mach-based microkernel (side-by-side with Aqua, not Aqua on top of BSD as many believe).

  20. Re:I had this idea on Bob Young's Open Letter to SCO/Darl McBride · · Score: 1

    You bring the keg and I'll bring the magic markers

    Mmmm.. magic markers. Don't think the shift key will have the same effect, though I could be wrong.

  21. Re:Not this again on Bob Young's Open Letter to SCO/Darl McBride · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thanks for that, I just submitted it ;)

  22. Re:Blah. Who to root for? on RealNetworks Sues Microsoft Over Antitrust Issues · · Score: 1

    Is there a scenario where both can lose?

    Double frag!

  23. Re:Natural Selection of Cancer Cells on Fighting Cancer With The Common Cold? · · Score: 1

    Not quite - Cancers aren't parasites or viruses - they *are* mutations of our own cells. They don't undergo natural selection hardly at all - in fact - they kill the *host* (if that term could be applied) - the worst of all possible mutations if they were a separate species - but that's just the point - they are not. Cancers are our *own* cells following rules of cell division that are fundamentally detrimental to the individual and the species. *Populations* of cancers do not exist in the same sense of separate species or even races.

    You're right, in that it's not true evolution (in a Darwinian sense), hence why the parent poster used quote marks. It is like evolution at a cellular level.

  24. Re:this is a joke, right? troll-bot? on Fighting Cancer With The Common Cold? · · Score: 1

    You demonstrate a lack of understanding of each and every key word. You are either 12 years old or a machine blinding splitting out words.

    I'm sorry if a well referenced argument confuses the trolling AC's.

  25. Re:Natural Selection of Cancer Cells on Fighting Cancer With The Common Cold? · · Score: 1

    The thrust of many cancer therapies right now is to use these properties to our advantage. The reovirus (previously covered), for example, is only able to infect cells with a messed up ras pathway (which only happens in tumor cells) so it will always be an effective treatment against cancer, unless the definition of cancer changes.

    But p53 is also invovled in DNA repair and checkpointing during the cell cycle. Without it, mutations accumulate much faster. Targeting the Ras pathway is fine, but there are multiple pathways that will drive the cell cycle (or alternatively, lack of apoptosis will also allow the cells to proliferate), and many genes on the pathways can have mutations. Heterogeneity of tumor cell populations is routinely taken into consideration by oncologists targeting radiotherapy and chemotherapy, some cells will usually survive and these then have a selective advantage, otherwise chemotherapy (and adenovirus treatment) would always be effective, which it is clearly not.