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No Naked Black Holes

Science News reports on a paper to be published in Physical Review Letters in which an international team of researchers describes their computer simulation of the most violent collision imaginable: two black holes colliding head-on at nearly light-speed. Even in this extreme scenario, Roger Penrose's weak cosmic censorship hypothesis seems to hold — the resulting black hole (after the gravitational waves have died down) retains its event horizon. "Mathematically, 'naked' singularities, or those without event horizons, can exist, but physicists wouldn't know what to make of them. All known mechanisms for the formation of singularities also create an event horizon, and Penrose conjectured that there must be some physical principle — a 'cosmic censor' — that forbids singularity nakedness ..."

317 comments

  1. from the also-no-hair dept. by suso · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh jeez.

    1. Re:from the also-no-hair dept. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see someone read the title like me ...

  2. Thats a lot of equations. by MrKaos · · Score: 2, Funny

    They're all Greek to me.

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    1. Re:Thats a lot of equations. by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Are you serious, Offtopic!!!!! doesn't anyone get that joke. duuuuhhhhhhhhhh!

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    2. Re:Thats a lot of equations. by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      Isn't Kaos Greek? Then, you would be able to understand the equations. I get it, I just don't have mod points.

    3. Re:Thats a lot of equations. by weetabeex · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't. But then again, I fail to understand most of what's going on at slashdot most of the time...

    4. Re:Thats a lot of equations. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The feeling is mutual.

  3. Firing line. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ""Mathematically, 'naked' singularities, or those without event horizons, can exist, but physicists wouldn't know what to make of them. All known mechanisms for the formation of singularities also create an event horizon, and Penrose conjectured that there must be some physical principle â" a 'cosmic censor' â" that forbids singularity nakedness...""

    Basically because there's two extreme conditions. Out here and in there. One can't help but have a boundary.

    1. Re:Firing line. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      The point singularity might just be a sign of an incomplete theory breaking down though. Maybe if we had a theory of quantum gravity some new effect might take over and convert the singularity into something else, like a large but finite density if some new force stops the collapse or a wormhole to the big bang, or another big bang.

      The last one would be neat because it would mean there was some sort of cosmic 'mass cycle' - matter falls into black holes and emerges in new big bangs.

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    2. Re:Firing line. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Basically because there's two extreme conditions. Out here and in there. One can't help but have a boundary."

      And if two boundrys come in contact then they can't seperate without some part of the boundary exceeding the speed of light relative to another part of the boundry, smashing them together at LHC speeds won't make that happen.

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  4. Does anyone else get sad? by bonch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Does anyone else get sad at the thought that there are so many weird things in the universe you may not learn the answers to in your lifetime? What if everyone posting here never finds out the reason for the cosmic censor? Sort of depressing.

    1. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      Or you could look at the bright side and celebrate all the things we know, instead of living in the darkness of 3,000 years ago.

      Or, if you want to go new age, just have "faith" in the singularity, life extension, cryonics and postulate that the probability is that you'll be immortal.

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    2. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by fortunato · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Does anyone else get sad at the thought that there are so many weird things in the universe you may not learn the answers to in your lifetime?

      I would submit that this is the lament of every intelligent being since the dawn of time (assuming there is a dawn of time).

    3. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could always try and hope for an alternative.

      Cryonics for example. Oh wait you have to do something actively. My bad.

    4. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      Does anyone else get sad at the thought that there are so many weird things in the universe you may not learn the answers to in your lifetime?

      Which lifetime? I believe in reincarnation.

      I get sadder at the fact that most people simply do not care.

    5. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by XSpud · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But imagine we knew everything about the universe. No more Hubble telescopes, an end to space exploration, nothing to hypothesize, dream about and discuss outside our known cosmic knowledge. I would find _that_ depressing.

    6. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by Skazz11 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Having the massive intellect to comprehend the answers to all these questions does not make one less depressed.

      Marvin.

    7. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by 10am-bedtime · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does anyone else get sad at the thought that there are so many weird things in the universe you may not learn the answers to in your lifetime?

      I would submit that this is the lament of every intelligent being since the dawn of time (assuming there is a dawn of time).

      I get sad assuming there be intelligent beings about. Oh well...

    8. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by sznupi · · Score: 1

      It got harder for us not that long ago...when we realised there's apparently nothing fundamental that would stop technological progress to the point allowing indefinite life extension.

      But we're not sure at all if we'll see those days.

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    9. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Nothing fundamental as far as we know, but we are not there yet (as far as I know, at leat :-)

    10. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by AaronLawrence · · Score: 1

      Indeed. My father made some passing comments about my generation being the one which would see "indefinite life extension" which (unsurprisingly perhaps) got lodged in my mind. Recently I realised it's still probably a long way off and having to readjust a rather large assumption I hadn't realised I'd made.... :(

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    11. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not the least. If I knew everything, I would no longer have the joy of learning.

    12. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by hobbit · · Score: 1

      How well can you remember the experiences of your previous lifetimes, though?

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    13. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Which lifetime? I believe in reincarnation."

      Really? That's dumb. What were you before this life?

    14. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by Thiez · · Score: 1

      Even if we somehow had all the information about the universe stored a Divine Encyclopedia, I find it hard to imagine one could actually finish reading that thing during a lifetime (best look for 'Secret of Life Eternal' in the index...). Even if we never learned anything new about the universe a human could still spend a lifetime learning the stuff we already know (I doubt a single human brain can remember that much stuff).

    15. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by NoName6272 · · Score: 1
      I do get sad that I won't learn everything that I can, but then again if I knew everything life would suck. We don't live in a black and white world, we live in a world in between and thus have to find a balance in everything. At times this is not only annoying but hard, yet some how we end up balancing this out as well.

      Live your life to the fullest and only look back on the meaning, not the event.

      ~
      NoName

    16. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Not the least. If I knew everything, I would no longer have the joy of learning.

      You've clearly not yet learned the joy of smugness.
       

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    17. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by mcgrew · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One of my college instructors (Dennis Ringering, SIU, probably retired by now) was fond of telling students who thought they knew everything "I've forgotten more than you ever learned."

    18. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Actually I learned the art of smugness decades ago, but then I got a little older and (I hope) wiser.

    19. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      At my age, most of the stuff I learn is stuff I already knew.

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    20. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Man, I'm just happy that I live in a time where the principles of the Enlightenment are (were?) taught in public schools and promoted in pop literature. Don't have to wonder if events in the world are the result of Gods and Daemons.

      Except for the Time Cube.

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    21. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know what you mean. Like, I'll never find out how they get the filling in Twinkies. So depressing.

    22. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      If you're cool enough, maybe someone will code your personality into an online game?

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    23. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      You would need to learn some modesty...

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    24. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe I can cheer you up a tad. The answer is to this puzzle is....

      There is no such thing as a singularity; there is only the event horizon.

      How do I know? All you have to do is consider the axioms of Einstein's theory and it becomes pretty apparent. I realized this long ago, so I'm surprised others haven't worked on these problems along these lines more. Basically, if you jumped into a Black Hole you'd end up falling forever toward the horizon without ever reaching it -- the closer you get, the more time and space stretches out.

      The problem with physicists today is they get too caught up in the math itself, and up struggling endlessly to explain the meaning of their equations when solved for 0 or infinity.

    25. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Had it, lost it.

    26. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by juancnuno · · Score: 1

      Does anyone else get sad at the thought that there are so many weird things in the universe you may not learn the answers to in your lifetime?

      Nope. It's exciting that there are things out there that science still can't explain. Leave room in your life for wonder.

    27. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      If you fall forever without ever reaching an endpoint, that doesn't exactly resolve the infinity problem, does it?

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    28. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by Urkki · · Score: 1

      I would submit that this is the lament of every intelligent being since the dawn of time (assuming there is a dawn of time).

      And also assuming there are intellingent beings...

    29. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by Fumus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ecc 1:18
      For in much wisdom [is] much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

    30. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by kalirion · · Score: 1

      All we need is a time machine.

    31. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      Damnit, your comment tickles my memory of a cyberpunk short story with a similar premise. In a (dystopian?) future, the "scene kids", which were called something else in the story, aspired to be popular enough to be coded into a virtual world. The story is about one pretty boy trying to decide if that is what he wants or if he is just buying into what society tells him he should want. Oh man, I hope your comment was an allusion to that story and you know the title or author, I haven't had any luck tracking it down.

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    32. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      There Will Be Dragons by John Ringo?

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    33. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      Not what I was thinking of, but it looks interesting. Thanks!

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    34. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Has a girl getting uploaded to world net and then able to form bodies from nano-dust. Is only story I know of but my SF reading's a bit light since I became a parent.

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    35. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by More_Cowbell · · Score: 1

      Oh, so that's why I quit school! I was just trying to stay happy...

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    36. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by Myrddin+Wyllt · · Score: 1

      Pretty universal sentiment; this one is my favourite take on it:-

      It is best for man to be middle-wise,
      Not over cunning and clever:
      The fairest life is led by those
      Who are deft at all they do.

      It is best for man to be middle-wise,
      Not over cunning and clever:
      No man is able to know his future,
      So let him sleep in peace.

      It is best for man to be middle-wise,
      Not over cunning and clever:
      The learned man whose lore is deep
      Is seldom happy at heart.

      Havamal (W. H .Auden & P. B. Taylor Translation )

      Still bollocks though, I want to know everything.

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    37. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Yes, I would be much happier if I could solve all the problems in the my life time? Oh, no, no I wouldn't. How shit would that be? How boring a Universe would that leave us in.

      Might as well be religous.

    38. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had the opposite response: stay in school, quit reading the Bible.

    39. Re:Does anyone else get sad? by allgoodnamesaretaken · · Score: 0

      it's better than nothing, no?

  5. Re:Here come the goatse jokes by Legion_SB · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's already asking a lot for nerdlings to not snicker at any reference to a "hole".

    Adding in nakedness just goes beyond any reasonable expectation of restraint.

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  6. Cosmic Censor by aussie_a · · Score: 5, Funny

    Penrose conjectured that there must be some physical principle â" a 'cosmic censor' â" that forbids singularity nakedness...

    God, is that you?

    1. Re:Cosmic Censor by NuclearError · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sure is - black holes have mass and are therefore Catholic.

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    2. Re:Cosmic Censor by Bieeanda · · Score: 4, Funny
      Yes, it is.

      Now stop touching yourself.

    3. Re:Cosmic Censor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Sure is - black holes have mass and are therefore Catholic.

      For some reason your reference reminds me of Hotel California.

      Mirrors on the ceiling,
      The pink champagne on ice
      And she said we are all just prisoners here, of our own device
      And in the master's chambers,
      They gathered for the feast
      The stab it with their steely knives,
      But they just can't kill the beast

      Last thing I remember, I was
      Running for the door
      I had to find the passage back
      To the place I was before
      relax, said the night man,
      We are programmed to receive.
      You can checkout any time you like,
      But you can never leave!

      The bolded portion bears the strongest relationship to black holes, but possible Christianity references abound. Maybe scientists should name some of them: Hotel California, purgatory, hell and call the one that gets us "the beast".

    4. Re:Cosmic Censor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      the really funny thing about that, is that the word mass we use to refer to how much of an object there is, originates from the Christian meaning of it.

    5. Re:Cosmic Censor by retsil · · Score: 5, Funny

      Every positron is sacred, every charge is great. If thy don't annihilate then thou must gyrate. Let the singularities spill them, let them loose their mass. ...

    6. Re:Cosmic Censor by ozbird · · Score: 3, Funny

      Only if they eat wafers and sacrimental wine. Eating stars, solar systems etc. is gluttony - one of the seven deadly sins (collect them all!)

    7. Re:Cosmic Censor by Ceriel+Nosforit · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Cosmic pun!

      The name is derived from the Latin sacer, "sacred", a translation of the Greek hieron (osteon), meaning sacred or strong bone.[1] This is supposedly because the sacrum was the part of an animal offered in sacrifice. In Slavic languages and in German this bone is called the "cross bone".[2]

      - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacrum

      So keep on gyrating those sacred hips. :p

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    8. Re:Cosmic Censor by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Annie's pretty massive, but she's not Catholic.

    9. Re:Cosmic Censor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How?

    10. Re:Cosmic Censor by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Every positron is sacred, every charge is great. If thy don't annihilate then thou must gyrate. Let the singularities spill them, let them loose their mass.

      Cry havoc and loose the mass of war!

    11. Re:Cosmic Censor by Wooky_linuxer · · Score: 1

      I always thought that was a description of the LHC once it became fully operational, ain't it?

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    12. Re:Cosmic Censor by DM9290 · · Score: 1

      Penrose conjectured that there must be some physical principle â" a 'cosmic censor' â" that forbids singularity nakedness...

      God, is that you?

      Yes. anything that science can't explain is "God".

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    13. Re:Cosmic Censor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's Tipper Gore working with Jack Thompson.

    14. Re:Cosmic Censor by Shinmizu · · Score: 1

      So, should we name that "Beast" one before or after it gets us?

    15. Re:Cosmic Censor by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      They offered the butt end of the animal to the gods? No wonder mankind seems to be cursed.

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  7. Singularity nakedness on Slashdot by unassimilatible · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seems to me, most people on Slashdot likely *only* experience singularity nakedness.

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    1. Re:Singularity nakedness on Slashdot by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      You, too, can gain an event whorizon! See A Nerd's Guide to Getting Laid.

  8. Penrose is smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Roger Penrose is a smart guy, I wonder why he isn't as famous as other academics like Richard Dawkins. I just can't put my finger on it.

    1. Re:Penrose is smart by DirtySouthAfrican · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Heh... I knew who Roger Penrose was long before I heard of Richard Dawkins, and I suspect that I'll forget who Richard Dawkins soon enough. But I'm biased for being a physicist.

    2. Re:Penrose is smart by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Who is Dawkins?* I never heard of that guy. Or at least I can't remember.

      But Penrose... of course everybody knows him, if only from the books of Hawking. ...What do you mean, nobody reads those books??? How can they even survive that way??
      Oh... the bible.... right... ;)

      * Yeah, alright. I'll look it up on Wikipedia!

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    3. Re:Penrose is smart by Angostura · · Score: 1

      He's a bloke, who, unable to come up with a a coherent explanation for consciousness decided "it must be a quantum thing". He's also great if you want someone to tile your bathroom. Am I right?

    4. Re:Penrose is smart by digitig · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's him. Unfortunately, his quantum consciousness idea doesn't give an explanation of consciousness, it just gives a means for Descartes "ghost in the machine" to interact with the physical -- in other words it just moves the problem. On the other hand, I've not heard any other coherent explanation of consciousness either. And he's made more contributions to mathematics than any other philosophers of the mind that I can think of. So tempted to do my bathrooom in Penrose tiles!

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    5. Re:Penrose is smart by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Because he is not a sensationalist twat (cf Richard Dawkins).

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    6. Re:Penrose is smart by hobbit · · Score: 1

      As long as your bathroom is two-dimensional, yes.

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    7. Re:Penrose is smart by epiphani · · Score: 1

      If you were paying attention when you read any of Steven Hawkings' books, Penrose was mentioned several times.

      Penrose and Hawking have done significant amounts of work together. In fact, Penrose corrected errors in Hawkings' PHd thesis.

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    8. Re:Penrose is smart by epiphani · · Score: 1

      Honestly, this shouldn't be modded flamebait. While Dawkins is most definitely an incredible evolutionary biologist, and an incredible lecturer - he wouldn't be nearly as recognizable if he hadn't gone on his rant against religion.

      Sensationalist? Probably. Twat? Definitely not.

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    9. Re:Penrose is smart by Punko · · Score: 1

      There are geometric solids that can be assembled in a matrix in the same vein as Penrose tiles on a surface.

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    10. Re:Penrose is smart by hobbit · · Score: 1

      But can you make a bathroom out of them?

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    11. Re:Penrose is smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should it not be modded flamebait? Not only is 'twat' inflammatory language but, according to your own judgement, it's not even true.

    12. Re:Penrose is smart by Shin-LaC · · Score: 1

      So tempted to do my bathrooom in Penrose tiles!

      Be careful, Roger Penrose will probably sue you for it.
      Yes, the man did the unthinkable: he patented and asserted copyright on a mathematical construct.

    13. Re:Penrose is smart by digitig · · Score: 1

      So tempted to do my bathrooom in Penrose tiles!

      Be careful, Roger Penrose will probably sue you for it.

      Yes, the man did the unthinkable: he patented and asserted copyright on a mathematical construct.

      I know; I was hoping to buy licensed tiles, but I can't find a source. Drat. Has anybody got a patent on the square, then?

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    14. Re:Penrose is smart by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Im not sure but what moving the problem is a significant advance, maybe one Penrose didn't intend. One problem strict philosophical materialism has in practice is it tends to reject all 'supernatural' phenomina, but it does so dishonestly. That is, most believers in it claim to simply be naturalists as a method, because it's pragmatically difficult, perhaps impossible, to apply science to something that can manipulate the very laws of nature. But then, the same people claim to 'know' in advance, that science can eventually explain all reality, extending the argument from method to baseline assumption, so it's not just a matter of an observed problem with applying science to some things if they exist, it becomes an axiomatic, preexisting truth that they can't possibly exist, so science needn't even look for them.
            Some versions of strict materialism have used this technique, not just with God, but with consciousness, self awareness, or even temporal causation.
            Quantum Mechanical explanations aren't technically supernatural, but they tend to certain properties that supernatural explanations also have (Multiple interpretations may have equal validity, some odd things are explicitly allowed because they are happening 'outside' of our scale space-time, and the real root causes of phenomena can't possibly be determinate in a strict Newtonian sense.). While the quantum realm is often conceptualized as underlying ours, phrases such as 'collapse of the state vector' imply a realm superior to mundane existence, and just abut all QM assumes this realm is timeless/eternal/non-enthropic. (Sounds kind of like heaven, doesn't it?).
            So, opening up the discourse to accept possible explanations with such properties proves that science can deal with some things it once thought it couldn't address at all (the contrary argument being that QM itself isn't scientific.)

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    15. Re:Penrose is smart by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Flamebait is a mod that assumes there was a reasonable set of arguments going in the thread, and what somebody wrote made the thread, as a whole, less reasonable, or tending to veer off of polite and rational discussion into emotionalism, name calling, irrelevance, and perhaps more use of logical fallacies. Some discussions start out with more polarization and emotion than others, and sometimes the point where a thread veers of into the weeds is earlier than the point most people want to mod it flamebait. I really recommend avoiding flamebait mods for some discussions completely - Vi vs Emacs arguments don't veer into flame territory, they start there. Just think of any highly charged topic, i.e. politics, and ask, "Did somebody really steer a productive, civilized thread in an unwelcome direction, or was it innately full of the same stuff, twenty posts back, just not so concentrated as to be obvious?"
            I personally have some real problems with Dawkins - for one, when he first proposed the idea of Memes in "The Blind Watchmaker", he himself pointed out some really big problems with the theory, but expressed the hope that they could be overcome. They never really got addressed by him, or any of the other sources on Memetic theory I've seen widely considered as standard, since, just ignored or glossed over in subsequent works. Accusing the other guy in debate of being motivated by controlling Memes instead of real, reasoned ideas has become a great way of making an Ad Hom attack while pretending one is still being rational, so to me, we're talking about a guy who helped make reason itself harder to practice, and gave the bastards who will use any rhetorical device to win, instead of caring first about truth, another bolt for their quivers. All to often, within a few posts of the first mention of Dawkins, somebody is stooping to calling the other guy a "meme-puppet".
          'Twat', obviously, can't be literally true in this case, and is an abusive words to use in at least most cases where it is accurate. If I'd been metamodding a flamebait mod for that, I'd definitely let it stand in any thread where people weren't already letting off F-bombs right and left. Maybe the parent poster feels it is intended to be understood as obviously metaphorical by the average slashdotter.

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    16. Re:Penrose is smart by digitig · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Im not sure but what moving the problem is a significant advance, maybe one Penrose didn't intend. One problem strict philosophical materialism has in practice is it tends to reject all 'supernatural' phenomina, but it does so dishonestly. That is, most believers in it claim to simply be naturalists as a method, because it's pragmatically difficult, perhaps impossible, to apply science to something that can manipulate the very laws of nature.

      As I understand it, the more common assumption is that there is nothing that can manipulate the laws of nature from outside, because if there were it would be subject to its own rules and so part of (an expanded understanding of) nature. That's a metaphysical assumption, of course, but one that allows them to retain their naturalism.

      Quantum Mechanical explanations aren't technically supernatural, but they tend to certain properties that supernatural explanations also have (Multiple interpretations may have equal validity

      Careful! That's why they're called "interpretations", not "theories". Multiple interpretations have equal validity (though not necessarily equal utility) wherever they occur. It just happens that quantum mechanics is a field particularly remote from experience so we have a particular need for interpretations -- metaphors, if you like -- to get an understanding of what's going on.

      some odd things are explicitly allowed because they are happening 'outside' of our scale space-time, and the real root causes of phenomena can't possibly be determinate in a strict Newtonian sense.)

      Unfortunately, I don't think that helps with consciousness. Newtonian mechanics meant that all my actions are completely predetermined by mechanics. Quantum mechanics means to some extent my actions are randomly determined. That still doesn't seem to leave any room for volition, for choice.

      While the quantum realm is often conceptualized as underlying ours, phrases such as 'collapse of the state vector' imply a realm superior to mundane existence, and just abut all QM assumes this realm is timeless/eternal/non-enthropic. (Sounds kind of like heaven, doesn't it?)

      Again, as far as I am aware, QM doesn't assume any such thing; it uses it as a metaphor.

      So, opening up the discourse to accept possible explanations with such properties proves that science can deal with some things it once thought it couldn't address at all (the contrary argument being that QM itself isn't scientific.)

      A third possibility being that Science is dealing with what it's always dealt with, QM is perfectly scientific, and you're confused between the scientific status of theories and interpretations.

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    17. Re:Penrose is smart by bh_doc · · Score: 1

      That still doesn't seem to leave any room for volition, for choice.

      Perhaps volition is an illusion?

    18. Re:Penrose is smart by digitig · · Score: 1

      That still doesn't seem to leave any room for volition, for choice.

      Perhaps volition is an illusion?

      Entirely possible, but that would mean that reason is an illusion too, because reason depends on making decisions of what is correct and what is incorrect.

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    19. Re:Penrose is smart by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1
      It's true; Dawkin's is a good scientist, but evolutionary theory has nothing to say on the existence of God. Personally, I don't believe in the Christian God, but science does not demonstrate his non-existence. (Yes, I am a scientist.)

      I am prepared to listen to rational argument, but I don't appreciate being told I have to believe the One True Way by religious fundamentalists *or* atheistic zealots.

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    20. Re:Penrose is smart by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, the more common assumption is that there is nothing that can manipulate the laws of nature from outside, because if there were it would be subject to its own rules and so part of (an expanded understanding of) nature. That's a metaphysical assumption, of course, but one that allows them to retain their naturalism.

      That's essentially a matter of how you define 'natural', itself. There's a difference between saying "there are no black swans" because nobody in your acquaintance has been to Australia yet, and continuing to say it once someone has, because they've found black swans, but you prefer to redefine swans so those damned things have to be something else. Right now, I'm claiming that many scientists are taking the position that supernatural explanations are by fiat impossible, by the existing definitions that proceed from the initial concept of science itself, before any data is actually gathered to test it. Now you're saying, "If that somehow turns out not to be the case, it's OK to change those definitions."
      Sounds like you are making my point for me.

      The argument that a supernatural being can't be a scientific hypothesis because it creates an untestable condition is itself faulty under some circumstances. Followed strictly, the following also become non-scientific hypothesi:
      Aliens with tens or thousands of times the neural capacity of humans.
      Aliens with human-like mental abilities, but which have lifespans of hundreds or thousands of times our own.
      Aliens with human-like mental abilities, but which have had a technological civilization for many, many times longer than ours.

      Just as a supernatural creator could supposedly use miracles to trick a scientist into believing whatever 'He" wants, a 'sufficiently capable' alien could doubtless pull the wool over any researcher's eyes, even if all its powers were, strictly speaking 'natural'. All hypothesi about a sufficiently advanced alien become contingent upon unverifiables, ergo, science should never use the explanation that something is the result of advanced aliens, even if the damned saucer just landed on the White House lawn.

      Followed strictly enough, you could get really, incredibly nit picky. Rigid application of the rule would be absurd. i.e. no one can study Albert Einstein. (Einstein is smarter than the researcher, ergo, he can figure out any double-blind experiment the researcher can create. If Einstein decides not to cooperate, he can mislead the researcher into an erroneous conclusion. The validity of any hypothesis about Einstein depends on whether he honestly cooperated. Since we can't be sure he is cooperating, we can't theorize about Einstein unless we find someone smarter than him to do it. (Then we can't theorize about that guy).).
      Why am I bringing up such an extreme interpretation? Is it a straw man? I don't think so. Methodological naturalism doesn't require strict adherence to a rule. If there's a problem with the method, you do what works, or publish what you have and admit there may be some problems with your methodology. Scientists have published papers where they stipulated they couldn't eliminate all conflicting models before. But, epistemological materialism does require absolute adherence. If your rule-set says something can't possibly be the case, then you never consider it as a hypothesis at all. Fudging your definition is, effectively, going completely outside the scientific method.

      Again, as far as I am aware, QM doesn't assume any such thing; it uses it as a metaphor.

      Nope, the very basis of the real math, i.e. Feynman diagrams and the calculations that are derived from them, is that the operations are reversable with regard to time. In the models, a positron is just an electron going the other way in time. Enthropy is literally non-existent in the quantum realm, or the math doesn't work at all. It's not a metaphor or even an analogy, in the way that quantum 'spin' is a metaphorical or analogous term

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    21. Re:Penrose is smart by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Another way of putting that is: If your brain holds positions simply because the laws of physics have imposed them, how do you show that they correspond to reality? You could be unarguably convinced of anything the colliding billiard balls have lead to, and that is, by definition, utterly contingent. So how do you show that the colliding billiard balls themselves are real? Because they told you so?

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    22. Re:Penrose is smart by digitig · · Score: 1

      Right now, I'm claiming that many scientists are taking the position that supernatural explanations are by fiat impossible, by the existing definitions that proceed from the initial concept of science itself, before any data is actually gathered to test it.

      No, I'm saying that there can be no such data, because science defines the supernatureal as a subset of the metaphysical, and defines the metaphysical as that which cannot be falsified.

      Now you're saying, "If that somehow turns out not to be the case, it's OK to change those definitions."

      No, no change to the definitions at all. If a theory can be falsified, it's within the scientific view of "nature", under the definitions that have existed since the 1950s.

      Followed strictly, the following also become non-scientific hypothesi:

      That would be "hypotheses".

      Aliens with tens or thousands of times the neural capacity of humans.

      Aliens with human-like mental abilities, but which have lifespans of hundreds or thousands of times our own.

      Aliens with human-like mental abilities, but which have had a technological civilization for many, many times longer than ours.

      None of those are stated as hypotheses.
      "Aliens with tens or thousands of times the neural capacity of humans exist" is not a scientific hypothesis because it can't be falsified. "Aliens with tens or thousands of times the neural capacity of humans do not exist" is a scientific hypothesis because it can be falsified.

      Just as a supernatural creator could supposedly use miracles to trick a scientist into believing whatever 'He" wants, a 'sufficiently capable' alien could doubtless pull the wool over any researcher's eyes, even if all its powers were, strictly speaking 'natural'. All hypothesi about a sufficiently advanced alien become contingent upon unverifiables, ergo, science should never use the explanation that something is the result of advanced aliens, even if the damned saucer just landed on the White House lawn.

      That's where Occam's Razor comes in. At present, we have no reliable observations for which aliens with tens or thousands of times the neural capacity of humans can credibly be argued to be the simplest explanation. If a flying saucer (observably) lands on the White House Lawn we have a new observation and aliens with tens or thousands of times the neural capacity of humans may become arguably the simplest explanation of the observations. Sure, the saucer might be an illusion created by entirely different aliens, but the ones flying the saucer are the simpler explanation so that's the one science will go with until new evidence comes in that falsifies it (eg, the invisible mind-control aliens reveal themselves in some way).

      Followed strictly enough, you could get really, incredibly nit picky. Rigid application of the rule would be absurd. i.e. no one can study Albert Einstein. (Einstein is smarter than the researcher, ergo, he can figure out any double-blind experiment the researcher can create. If Einstein decides not to cooperate, he can mislead the researcher into an erroneous conclusion.

      I think the general conclusion about Einstein is that he was very smart, not that he was omniscient.

      Why am I bringing up such an extreme interpretation? Is it a straw man? I don't think so. Methodological naturalism doesn't require strict adherence to a rule. If there's a problem with the method, you do what works, or publish what you have and admit there may be some problems with your methodology. Scientists have published papers where they stipulated they couldn't eliminate all conflicting models before.

      And that's fine, because it's not an end of the research, just a move forward.

      But, epistemological materialism does require absolute adherence. If you

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    23. Re:Penrose is smart by Nicolay77 · · Score: 1

      For a better theory of conciousness I recommend the book:

      I of the Vortex: From Neurons to Self
      by Rodolfo Llinás.

      It unexpectedly has something to do with my own signature.

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  9. There is no singularity by Flentil · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If photonst have weight, they can be effected by gravity, and a black hole can form around any object with sufficient mass to trap light. That's all there is to it. There is no magical singularity where the laws of physics break down. There doesn't need to be.

    1. Re:There is no singularity by DirtySouthAfrican · · Score: 2, Funny

      There is no magical singularity where the laws of physics break down. There doesn't need to be.

      Whatever helps you sleep at night, dude.

    2. Re:There is no singularity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not quite sure what you're saying. If you mean the horizon isn't singular, that is correct.

      However, once you have a horizon, what happens to things inside it? They must be falling farther in (otherwise they could escape, and there wouldn't really be a horizon). In a finite amount of time, there is a non-zero amount of mass, all exactly at the center. That is a singularity.

      Of course, the "laws of physics" don't break down, just the laws of relativity. String theory has no trouble with them (as must any potential quantum gravity theory).

    3. Re:There is no singularity by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      He's right tough.

      Just because we can't look inside, doesn't mean that everything breaks down inside.

      People often see a black hole as something magical, and think, the Schwarzschild radius is some magical wall.
      It's just the distance, at which gravitation is stronger than everything else, so we can't get useful information from the inside. Although maybe with entangled particle-pairs we could get information out!)

      About the inside we know nothing. It's not the physics that break down. It's the formulas and theories, because they result in infinite numbers, which is a typical symptom of formulas being applied outside their useful range.

      So we have to fix our theories, but we don't know how, because we can't look inside.
      And if nobody especially lucky comes around and finds a method to get that information anyway, it's going to stay that way for a loong time.

      And: Yeah, that's kinda sad.

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    4. Re:There is no singularity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it helped einstein sleep at night too, he admitted his theory was imperfect and wasn't true to nature on the scale of the very small (singularity)--that at that point it is only abstract math, but it turned out to be really cool abstract math (it makes time travel possible for gods stake!) so science became science fiction and millions were made in the way of books and media, and much was lost in the field of rigorous testable theorizing.

    5. Re:There is no singularity by Kandenshi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If I'm recalling correctly Hawking addressed that issue in Brief(Briefer?) History of Time. He explained that for small black holes the difference in how strongly gravity is pulling one end of you(feet) compared to the other end(head) would tear you apart before you could reach the event horizon. Large black holes (on the order of millions of stellar masses, like the ones at the center of galaxies) would be a much more gentle ride intially. In fact he said, you could pass right through the event horizon and not notice anything particularly weird happening. You wouldn't even notice. Nevertheless as you get closer to the singularity at the center you'd still get ripped apart.

    6. Re:There is no singularity by earlymon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Photons have no mass but do have momentum.

      The Lorentz transform causes a breakdown for E in E=mc^2/sqrt(1-v^2/c^2) where v=c. And when you have enough gravity to bend space such that it folds in on itself - light cannot escape, despite being massless but gaining momentum from the gravity well - you have a singularity.

      One can't just say that equations break down, but physics do not. The equations are the language used to express the known physics.

      So, there is a singularity, there needs to be, and it isn't magical - unless you mean magical in the sense of wonderful.

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    7. Re:There is no singularity by nusuth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I get your point but I don't agree. You could build a simulation model by using any physics we might care to simulate, and ask a question to the model. The answer may be what you expect or it may be something unexpected. The former case is not terribly useful, it just says your assumptions about the universe is consistent with your expectations about the universe. That is nice to know. In the latter case, the physics of the model or your expectation is wrong. You wouldn't know which by just looking at the model, but knowing that at least one of them is wrong is *very* valuable information. So the experiment is worth doing.

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    8. Re:There is no singularity by iwein · · Score: 2, Funny
      If photonst have weight

      That would cause some other hairy problems, spelling being the least of them.

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    9. Re:There is no singularity by paul248 · · Score: 1

      But time is moving slower inside the black hole than outside. Wouldn't you get a helluva sunburn from all the radiation ever to hit the black hole over the remaining life of the universe?

    10. Re:There is no singularity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC, you never cross the event horizon in your local timeframe, so you sure as hell wouldn't notice it. Experiencing the inside of a black hole is therefore impossible.

    11. Re:There is no singularity by uberdilligaff · · Score: 5, Informative

      Remarkably well said.

      A black hole isn't some mystical thing unrelated to the other cosmological objects. Black holes are just stars that have consumed most of their fuel through fusion over billions of years, then collapsed. But consumed doesn't mean the mass is all 'burned up' and gone, but converted from hydrogen and helium into heavier elements that are harder to participate in further fusion reactions, resulting in decreasing internal pressure from energy being released by the star. If the conditions are right, the compacting force of gravity from all the 'star stuff' that's left exceeds the declining expansive pressure provided by the fizzling nuclear reactions inside the star, and it ultimately collapses into an incredibly small size. If the size is less than the Schwarzschild radius, it will become a black hole.

      But it's still just a lump of star stuff with mass like what the star had, but in a dramatically smaller package. It doesn't suddenly go on a cosmic rampage, marauding around and sucking up everything in sight. If something external has sufficient distance and velocity that it would have flown by or orbited the former star, then it will fly by or orbit the hole, as these parameters are solely determined by the masses of the star/hole and the external thing. If something would have fallen into the star, it will fall into the hole as well. Whether it falls into a black hole or a star, it's not coming back out.

      Astronomers infer the properties of black holes from what they can observe about the objects that are influenced by them, and from what they observe about the progression of stars throughout their lifetimes. Just because we can't see into black holes doesn't mean they are totally mysterious.

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    12. Re:There is no singularity by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      Not the case.

      The event horizon is the point at which it would take infinite energy and breaking time-space to escape; but if you are being sucked in, you will not notice anything strange. To something being sucked in, the event horizon is meaningless, because you already could not have escaped long before. There are no strange effects on time simply from reaching the event horizon, but as you accelerate inwards, time would appear to speed up as you move ever closer to the speed of light.

      As well, light will be massively red shifted - no sunburns here. This is due to the Doppler effect; the speed of light in the black hole remains constant, but your speed increases infinitely.

    13. Re:There is no singularity by asc99c · · Score: 1

      IDTYDRC (I don't think you do remember correctly) - your own timeframe would continue as normal, but outside observers, free from the effects of the black hole's gravity, would see you slowing down and freezing at the event horizon - so they would never catch a glimpse of you experiencing the inside of a black hole.

    14. Re:There is no singularity by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      1- Photons have no rest mass but they have energy and momentum (or relativistic mass). They are affected by gravity as they follow geodesics in spacetime, which are defined by the local mass-energy.

      They original experimental proof of general relativity was by Eddington who showed that the mass of the Sun bends light in the way predicted by GR.

      2- Mass by itself is not sufficient to "trap" light. A given mass contained within a given volume is, however, i.e a given density. A sufficient density creates an event horizon. GR predicts that all mass hidden within a event horizon must end up in a singularity.

    15. Re:There is no singularity by hobbit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But it's still just a lump of star stuff with mass like what the star had

      Is there any theoretical limit to the formation of new elements? Might there exist, in large black holes, ones with atomic numbers in the thousands? Are we sure that they will continue to behave according to the laws of physics as we know them?

      These are not rhetorical questions -- I'm genuinely interested.

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    16. Re:There is no singularity by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2, Informative

      Might there exist, in large black holes, ones with atomic numbers in the thousands?

      IANAA (I am not an astrophysicist) but IIRC before a collapsing star gets to the black hole stage it would (however briefly) go through a point where gravity was sufficient to collapse atoms - a neutron star. So I don't think there are any atoms in such a black hole. (Of course, that's theory, no one has made the observation to check!)

      However, not all black holes from from stellar collapse. I have no idea what the theory says about what the super-massive black hole at the galaxy's center might be made of.

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    17. Re:There is no singularity by mikael · · Score: 1

      Photons don't have mass, otherwise they would never be able to travel at the speed of light- the energies required would be way too much.

      "Pair production" is strange though. Fire a high energy photon (at gamma wave energies) at a heavy nucleus (say plutonium), and the photon splits into an electron and positron.

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    18. Re:There is no singularity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or not.

      Try calculating photons having mass into that equation.

    19. Re:There is no singularity by Almost-Retired · · Score: 2, Informative

      First I'll correct your spelling by removing the spurious t from photons.

      Then there is the miss-use of the term black hole, at least according to my concept. From what you wrote, the proper term s/b "event horizon". You can see anything on this side of it, but whats inside it cannot be seen since the horizon diameter is in fact the distance from this object where the escape velocity equals C.

      Now here is a conjecture for you, an expansion of your idea if you will.

      Assume a large mass, whose gravity is so strong that its 'escape velocity' is within a few planks constants of C speed. We can still see it, and it is losing mass via its thermal radiation. Because its a large object, losing 1% of that mass via that mechanism would take many millions of years. During which time its gravity will be pulling in more material. This mass then sucks in another .000000001% of its own mass by gobbling up an ort cloud sized rock. Voila! An event horizon rises from its surface to that radius where the escape velocity is C. Then you have a black hole, because you cannot now see the object. This demarcation line might be only a fraction of a centimeter from the surface of the mass, which due to its gravity will be a perfect sphere, distorted only by the fattening effects caused by its rotation if any, and generally will be quite high according to the orbital mechanics, and determined by the transfer of the energy given it by the incoming material as its orbit decays.

      In any event, this large mass turning into a black hole by the formation of an event horizon might be an interesting show to watch, but I suspect not very spectacular, and over shadowed by this objects obvious effects on its environment, and gravitational lensing of distant objects is probably what would lead to our discovering it anyway. We may be able to see a star that is very bright in the far ultraviolet and x-rays, and watch it blink out forever in just a microsecond when the event horizon forms.

      Then you have a 'black hole'. And then you have the singularity because the only thing you can measure is the vector of its gravity, which will point to the exact center of the object, eg the 'singularity'.

    20. Re:There is no singularity by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Totally half ass conjecture here, but these galaxies we see that spew light and matter out like giant cosmic "ray-guns"... couldn't these be black holes that we see from the side? I mean, you have a ton of gravitational pull grabbing at all light and matter in the area and throwing it out into space in one direction for light years. Maybe, and this is just a guess, the "black holes" we think we know about are actually this type of phenomena but we are seeing it from a bad angle?

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    21. Re:There is no singularity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So IF the LHC were to create a mini blackhole that doesn't evaporate, we can all look forward to being ripped to shreds. I don't know if I find that funny at this point.

    22. Re:There is no singularity by RulerOf · · Score: 1

      It's just the distance, at which gravitation is stronger than everything else,

      FWIW, best explanation I've ever read is that the event horizon is the point at which gravity is so strong, your escape velocity is greater than the speed of light.

      I.E. Once past the event horizon, a rocket ship attempting to escape the gravitational field of a black hole would need to travel faster than light speed, which cannot be done.

      Cheers.

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    23. Re:There is no singularity by RulerOf · · Score: 1

      Might there exist, in large black holes, ones with atomic numbers in the thousands?

      (I am totally not a physicist).

      I would say no. Neutron stars are some of (if not the) densest light emitting objects in the universe, and the principle behind their name is that the matter inside them is so compacted together by gravity that their individual atoms cannot exist with classical electron clouds. As such, their constituent particles break their atom bonds and the protons and electrons fuse into a very densely packed neutron soup.

      I would imagine, then, that should conditions inside a black hole be favorable enough for classical particles to exist at all, they would be in a similar state.

      Who knows though, maybe black holes are "Quark" stars. :P

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    24. Re:There is no singularity by QuantumPion · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Time is only moving slowly as viewed by an outside observer. An observer would see you take an infinite amount of time to cross the event horizon. But from your point of view, time continues on as normal.

      As you cross the event horizon you wouldn't notice anything unusual, you would still see the outside universe behind you and the event horizon would still appear in front of you. In fact, from your own point of view, you would never reach the event horizon, it always appears in front of you at the same distance, until you hit the singularity.

    25. Re:There is no singularity by omuls+are+tasty · · Score: 1

      Wow, my head is spinning now. After reading your post, my first thought was "but if no outside observer - including an imagined one who exists until the end of the Universe - can see you actually crossing into the black hole, doesn't that mean that you never really enter the hole?". But then how the heck would the existing black holes form in the first place?

    26. Re:There is no singularity by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, GP is right. Your time would pass normal for you, but the time of everything outside the black hole would pass faster and faster, meaning you'd get more and more radiation and faster and faster star movement, until the sky is completely white. But I guess you'd be dead by then.

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    27. Re:There is no singularity by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Nope. Not infinite energy. Just more speed than light. Of course for all that we know, going at light speed takes infinite energy for every particle with a mass. If theoretically, a non-mass particle could be faster than light, it would still be able to exit at that distance.

      So the radius of no escape really depends on your mass.

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    28. Re:There is no singularity by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Wow. Nice thought. I guess this artifact comes from our limited ability to understand time.

      And I also guess, that the inside of the black hole exists longer than the outside of the universe.
      I always thought that the logical way for an universe to end would be by all supermassive black holes eating all mass in the universe, then eating each other, until only one is left, which then explodes in the big bang, because some other cosmological border for critical mass is crossed.

      Kind of a upend and recycle the universe (including time!).

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    29. Re:There is no singularity by QuantumPion · · Score: 1

      No, GP is right. Your time would pass normal for you, but the time of everything outside the black hole would pass faster and faster, meaning you'd get more and more radiation and faster and faster star movement, until the sky is completely white. But I guess you'd be dead by then.

      I think that would only be the case if you stood stationary (using an infinite amount of energy to do so) on the surface of the event horizon. Once you are inside the event horizon, you move inevitably forward towards the singularity in proper time, which means you have a finite amount of time to see events happening outside the event horizon (and this amount of time would be fairly short).

    30. Re:There is no singularity by earlymon · · Score: 1

      Others have answered this well, but your interesting conjecture sent me off on one of my own.

      The value c isn't just a velocity, it's a conversion factor, much like 1 inch/2.54 cm is a conversion factor. Calculations for time dilation - and 2-d spacetime maps - rely on the equivalence of 2.9979e8 (I usually wing it with 3e8, this approximation is because I'm too lazy to look it up) meters space is 1 sec time.

      There was a Sci channel show - incredibly freaking bad - on a physicist named Jose de Majeiro who postulated that maybe some of our cosmological calculations aren't making sense because the value for c has changed over time.

      Now I wonder if there are no violations to the mechanics of various equations within the the event horizon - but rather, physical "constants" as we know them are becoming modified.

      Sadly, I cannot help but think that if I've thought of this, someone doing it for a living has also thought of it and their papers are over my head - presuming falsely that I'd know where to look in the first place.

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    31. Re:There is no singularity by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      But current quantum theory has no way of stopping the falling matter. If space is smooth there is nothing to keep the density from growing beyond any limit.
      OTOH, if space is quantized there is a way of handling that. There's a recent article in SciAm applying it to the whole universe - the same thing would limit the density in a black hole.

    32. Re:There is no singularity by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      Not exactly white. Every single photon from the outside would be extremely blueshifted. The total number of photons wouldn't change though - they'd fall with you. Remember the "piling up" only happens from an external observer's frame of reference, not from yours as you fall through the event horizon.

    33. Re:There is no singularity by ps2os2 · · Score: 1

      I have always thought that Black Holes are "leftover" from the Big Bang (well some of them anyway). It is not to far fetched that when the Big Bang happened chunks were thrown out along with other energy (some) of which has condense into matter (not milk:).

    34. Re:There is no singularity by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      I have always thought that Black Holes are "leftover" from the Big Bang (well some of them anyway).

      These would be "primordial black holes". AFAIK there's no hard evidence that they do - or don't - exist, as yet. (Of course it's not like stellar remnant black holes are totally proven either.)

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    35. Re:There is no singularity by ps2os2 · · Score: 1

      I also looked at it which came first the chicken or the egg sort of quandary. I do not sure how one could prove it if it were primordial or not. Again chicken or the egg issue. Somewhere along the line I had heard that all black holes were spherical. I suppose if that is true it would be because the hole has sucked up everything and during its rotation it would even itself out. But I am guessing at best here.

    36. Re:There is no singularity by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but still, outside time speed would increase exponentially and maybe even approach infinity or the end of time. You know what that means. :)

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    37. Re:There is no singularity by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Ok, that makes sense. But I still can't wrap my head completely around it. :(
      I'll keep trying/thinking...

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  10. Just as I suspected... by Tau+Neutrino · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...the maximal Cauchy development of generic compact or asymptotically flat initial data is locally inextendible as a regular Lorentzian manifold.

    Right?

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    1. Re:Just as I suspected... by Anpheus · · Score: 4, Funny

      What if you reverse the polarity?

    2. Re:Just as I suspected... by sleeponthemic · · Score: 2, Funny

      (Just make sure you don't cross the streams)

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    3. Re:Just as I suspected... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or cross the streams?

    4. Re:Just as I suspected... by Korbeau · · Score: 1

      If the polarity gets reversed, please DO cross the beams!!!

    5. Re:Just as I suspected... by Filbertish · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or maybe we could match the event horizon harmonics with an inverse tachyon pulse.

    6. Re:Just as I suspected... by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      But that could rip the mothership in half!

    7. Re:Just as I suspected... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    8. Re:Just as I suspected... by OctaviusIII · · Score: 1

      Like putting too much air in a balloon!

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    9. Re:Just as I suspected... by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      ...the maximal Cauchy development of generic compact or asymptotically flat initial data is locally inextendible as a regular Lorentzian manifold.

      That's what she said!

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    10. Re:Just as I suspected... by porpnorber · · Score: 1

      That's interesting. I understand that, and I still don't understand it. Maybe some brain cells died since I was at school.

    11. Re:Just as I suspected... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Or we apply the Janeway Method of reconfiguring the main deflector dish to generate a pulsed tetrion beam to somewhow make everything better. Tetrions always work.

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    12. Re:Just as I suspected... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do a barrel roll!

  11. No hair theorem by DirtySouthAfrican · · Score: 1

    This isn't exactly my field, but I thought the no-hair theorem guaranteed this result. I guess the tricky part is in the transient phase.

  12. Re:Black hole collision by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 4, Informative
    The surface area of a black hole increases with its mass. And we expect the total area of all event horizons to increase over time (apart from a small amount of leakage from Hawing radiation).

    And the boom from a black hole is usually in the form of X-rays or gamma rays radiation and, in energetic terms, it's very loud.

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  13. Non-Condradiction by Toonol · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Quantum physics was baffling to me (still is, actually), but I eventually came to see it as a way that nature avoided some inherent paradoxes and contradictions that were present when you took classic physics down to the level of fundamental particles. I have no doubt that, on a larger scale, the same principle applies: Somehow, someway, the laws of physics will always resolve with no singularities, no contradictions, no divide-by-zero-error, no infinities. If our formulas seem to indicate that one will be found, I suspect our understanding is incomplete.

    1. Re:Non-Condradiction by DerWulf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm sure the real laws of physics are consistent. The crude approximation we have though, I'm not so sure. To me as a layman it seems that the existence of blackholes are a huge problem in the "divide by zero/infinity" dept and the only "solution" is "well, I guess as long as we can't see impossible stuff happening it'll be alright". Physics the ostrich way ... please enlighten me if any physicists are reading this.

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    2. Re:Non-Condradiction by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I believe that some solutions have space being discrete at the Planck length, rather than continuous, and this discreteness also removes singluarities.

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    3. Re:Non-Condradiction by Pervaricator+General · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Quantum loop gravity, the REPUTABLE string theory

    4. Re:Non-Condradiction by bitrex · · Score: 4, Funny

      I believe that some solutions have space being discrete at the Planck length, rather than continuous, and this discreteness also removes singluarities.

      I spent $82,000 on tube amplifiers and vintage vinyl, and now you tell me God's system is digital? Auuuugghh...

    5. Re:Non-Condradiction by squizzar · · Score: 1

      I believe it to be best explained by the late, great Douglas Adams:

      There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

      There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

      There is a third theory which suggests that both of the first two theories were concocted by a wily editor of The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy in order to increase the universal level of uncertainty and paranoia and so boost the sales of the Guide. This last theory is of course the most convincing as The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy is the only book in the whole of the known universe to have the words DON'T PANIC inscribed in large friendly letters on the cover.

    6. Re:Non-Condradiction by WaXHeLL · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, I was saddened to see that my copy of the Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy did not have the words DON'T PANIC on the cover. But my original copy does...

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    7. Re:Non-Condradiction by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      I believe that some solutions have space being discrete at the Planck length, rather than continuous

      BTW, the image tag on this XKCD gives you a more visceral idea of how staggeringly small a Planck length is.

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  14. Peter F. Hamilton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Naked God.

    1. Re:Peter F. Hamilton by Zoolander · · Score: 1

      Crap trilogy, that. Read one and a half book before i gave up.
      Iain M. Banks FTW! :)

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    2. Re:Peter F. Hamilton by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      I liked it, right up until the ... really horrific plot resolution, which made me very sad.

  15. Emmett Brown by Kagura · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's heavy, Doc.

    1. Re:Emmett Brown by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Funny

      There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?

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    2. Re:Emmett Brown by RazzleDazzle · · Score: 1

      1.21 gigawatts!?!?! (pronounced jigga watts)

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  16. Re:Physicists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other words, yo momma's so fat, her Schwarzchild radius is visible to the naked eye?

  17. Penrose is a kill-joy. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Penrose conjectured that there must be some physical principle -- a 'cosmic censor' -- that forbids singularity nakedness...

    Which is why the DVDs "Physicists Gone Wild" were never really successful. Although the LHC did turn up as the hottest collider in Europe, so far still no naked singularities.

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    1. Re:Penrose is a kill-joy. by nedlohs · · Score: 5, Funny

      They're fixing that coolant leak. Calling them hot is just uncalled for.

    2. Re:Penrose is a kill-joy. by illumastorm · · Score: 2, Funny

      Collider? I barely know her!

    3. Re:Penrose is a kill-joy. by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      See, they were cool until they had a leak while millions of people watched. Man, that must've been embarrassing.

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    4. Re:Penrose is a kill-joy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why the DVDs "Physicists Gone Wild" were never really successful. Although the LHC did turn up as the hottest collider in Europe

      In this context, does LHC stand for "Large Hardon Collider"?

  18. Re:Black hole collision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why doesn't a black hole collapse onto itself and disappear since it attracts everything in its vicinity? IOW, why do black holes have sizes? Assuming a black hole is not a figment of nerds' imagination, that is. LOL.

  19. No Naked Black Holes?! Giggidy! by GlobalColding · · Score: 0

    Sorry, but what exactly is a value or point of such a huge amount of absolute speculation?! The weak cosmic censorship hypothesis holds, ummm was there any surprise that it held within our limited understanding of the phenomenas parameters in a computer enviroment built on the same assumptions, we made the result fit our hypothesis of the way things are. This is just a purely speculative mathematical spankfest with no real tangible result. Two black holes colliding head-on at nearly light-speed... WTF?!?! At nearly light speed?! Golly, was it in 3D?! Does anyone else see the absurdity of this pseudoscintific masturbation? Not to make light of this but it would have been more quantifiable and practical if the "two black holes colliding head-on" were in a porno movie at slightly above average body temperature with a Bowchikawowwow backbeat?

    1. Re:No Naked Black Holes?! Giggidy! by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Because if their simulation had created a naked singularity it would be interesting. That it doesn't isn't, since that's the expected result - but just because they "failed" as such doesn't mean they should pretend they didn't try anything.

      And yes, it may have nothing to do with the actual universe. Seeing what the current theories produce is an important part of science.

    2. Re:No Naked Black Holes?! Giggidy! by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 3, Informative

      You appear to have no idea what's going on here. Okay, first of all, the Cosmic Censorship Hypothesis in question (short version): All singularities other than the one from the Big Bang are hidden behind event horizons.

      The equations of relativity, which were used to run the simulation, say nothing about cosmic censorship. The C.S.H. wasn't formulated until 50-odd years after general relativity because of a problem - relativity actually readily admits (physically-implausible) solutions that do have naked singularities, hence the censorship. Apparently, something always conspires to hide them.

      This simulation confirmed the hypothesis' prediction: Even in the most violent circumstances physically realizable, the singularity ended up behind an event horizon.

      Frankly, it's time we admitted it... the only way we're going to find a naked singularity is to go for a joyride in the direction of the Great Attractor in a sycamore-seed-shaped ship.

    3. Re:No Naked Black Holes?! Giggidy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but this experiment proved absolutely nothing.

      So the simulation programmed on current knowledge produced the expected result? Big whoop.

    4. Re:No Naked Black Holes?! Giggidy! by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      The whole reason naked singularities are an issue is that relativity breaks in their presence - and the current theories do not rule them out. A made up "cosmic censor" is nice and all but doesn't really cut it.

      Finding a case where the current models produce a naked singularity in "realistic" conditions would blow the cosmic censor thing out of the water. Which is in fact a big deal.

      Trying and failing is less of a big deal, but worth mentioning since others may see a flaw in the simulation or not bother doing the exact same thing, or see a tweak they can make, and so on.

  20. Confucius say by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Funny

    Confucius say "Physicist who say there is no naked singularity should examine their equations through a peep hole."

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  21. Shhh by caspy7 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You had me at naked...

  22. Dr. Who injection. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saw the video. Can we call it the Eye of Harmony effect? lol.

  23. Discrete; you know what this means? by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This means that not only are we living in a simulation, but we're being run on a digital computer.

    1. Re:Discrete; you know what this means? by 4D6963 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      -1, Unfalsifiable

      Dare I elaborate, if you wanted to make up a generic unfalsifiable claim on purpose that's probably what you would come up with.

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    2. Re:Discrete; you know what this means? by Poorcku · · Score: 1

      You are reading too much Popper :). If the above were true, it would still be unfalsifiable and true at the same time.

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    3. Re:Discrete; you know what this means? by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      Any mention of string theory should be modded likewise :)

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    4. Re:Discrete; you know what this means? by Kynde · · Score: 1

      -1, Unfalsifiable

      Dare I elaborate, if you wanted to make up a generic unfalsifiable claim on purpose that's probably what you would come up with.

      Nope, you whould go with the "god created it that way" argument. Not only would that be unfalsifiable, not to mention silly, but you'd have a horde of know-nothings defending that argument with zeal.

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    5. Re:Discrete; you know what this means? by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Indeed.

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    6. Re:Discrete; you know what this means? by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Yeah well it's true that the first choices would concern religion, but besides that, in the "godless scientist-types won't laugh it off right off" category that's what you'd come up with I guess.

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    7. Re:Discrete; you know what this means? by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      How do you know something is true if it's unfalsifiable?

      "If the above were true", yeah, no shit, if it was true it would be true. lol.

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  24. Re:Apple Computer, The Homosexual's Favorite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Anything that starts with

    "Friends,"

    is likely homosexual in itself. What a schmuck.

  25. Re:Black hole collision by nedlohs · · Score: 1

    Maybe you could look up "event horizon" and see that it has nothing to do with the physical size of stuff. It's just the distance from some item of mass where the escape velocity from its gravity is equal to the speed of light.

    And of course the "collapse into itself and disappear" is the entire singularity problem (except it doesn't disappear - there's that silly law of thermodynamics and matter/energy equivalence to get in the way)...

  26. Computer simulation, eh. by 75th+Trombone · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I can't get over this sort of story. "We programmed our INCOMPLETE understanding of the cosmos into this simulation, which tells us X, therefore X is more likely."

    Anything based on a computer simulation is based on our arbitrarily incomplete knowledge. To base even the least significant conclusions upon it seems laughably irresponsible and unscientific.

    But hey, I was a music major, so what do I know.

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    1. Re:Computer simulation, eh. by D.A.+Zollinger · · Score: 4, Informative

      A few years ago, I might have agreed with you. After all, on a basic level you are correct, if we program what we know into a simulation, the simulation will be based on what we know!

      Last semester I took a class in complex system, and it really opened my eyes about what computer simulations can do for us in providing unexpected behavior. Most of this is because we have a pretty good grasp on simple systems, and can take those simple systems and program them into a computer with rules of interaction to see how they will interact without human guidance.

      Let me give you an example: Most everyone here at one point of time or another have programed "Life" into a computer. We understand the rules, we understand the program itself, and we understand how everything is going to work, but until you actually run the program, you would never have expected the results! How could you have predicted the formations that would develop? The stable formations, the chaotic formations, the moving formations? Much less how these formations would interact when they collide?

      I think in a way this is what was being simulated in the program mentioned above. We think we have a pretty good idea about the simple systems which make up a complex entity like a black hole. But how do these simple systems interact when they encroach upon another black hole? Assuming we really do understand these simple systems, and that they stay constant, I think this simulation gives us a reasonable expectation as to how black holes will react to a collision.

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    2. Re:Computer simulation, eh. by Ihlosi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Anything based on a computer simulation is based on our arbitrarily incomplete knowledge. To base even the least significant conclusions upon it seems laughably irresponsible and unscientific.

      We eagerly await your analytical solution to the n-body-problem. I mean, it's really simple stuff, right?

      Until you're finished, we'll have to calculate all those spacecraft trajectories with computer simulations.

    3. Re:Computer simulation, eh. by OneMadMuppet · · Score: 1

      To base even the least significant conclusions upon it seems laughably irresponsible and unscientific.

      Like meteorology? Computer simulation of weather systems is at best incomplete, but I wouldn't say it's irresponsible to say there's a 99% chance it'll rain tomorrow in the UK (a safe bet without even checking ;) I don't think it unscientific either to develop a hypothesis, design and run experimental studies (as is happening here) to create, prove or disprove a Theory. Darwin had no knowledge of DNA - was he laughably irresponsible and unscientific?

    4. Re:Computer simulation, eh. by domatic · · Score: 1

      Simulations aren't useless. They can show that the models we're using are logically consistent (or not) or they can be used plump hirtherto unsuspected consequences of our models. A computer simulation is basically an automated version of the theoretical models scientists use everyday so you may as well say that scientists shouldn't conjecture when understanding is incomplete but then science wouldn't get done. Now if you were to say that conclusions drawn from a simulation should be confirmed by other means then I'd agree with you.

    5. Re:Computer simulation, eh. by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      We eagerly await your analytical solution to the n-body-problem. I mean, it's really simple stuff, right? Until you're finished, we'll have to calculate all those spacecraft trajectories with computer simulations.

      You're making his point. The computer simulation you reference is known to be inaccurate. Useful, but inaccurate.

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    6. Re:Computer simulation, eh. by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      You're making his point. The computer simulation you reference is known to be inaccurate. Useful, but inaccurate.

      Accurate enough to base conclusions worth billions of dollars on it (not to mention that it's most likely impossible to come up with an analytical solution). And yet it's supposedly irresponsible? I don't think so.

    7. Re:Computer simulation, eh. by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      And yet it's supposedly irresponsible? I don't think so.

      Huh? I said "useful, but inaccurate." Where did I say it was irresponsible?

      The point is that, while it's the best we have, it's also known to be an imperfect solution. You wouldn't test fundamental theories using n-body simulations.

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    8. Re:Computer simulation, eh. by Thiez · · Score: 1

      > Anything based on a computer simulation is based on our arbitrarily incomplete knowledge. To base even the least significant conclusions upon it seems laughably irresponsible and unscientific.

      None of our knowledge about the world is 100% certain and we can never know if our knowledge of the universe is complete. However, would you say it is laughably irresponsible and unscientific for me to predict that when I push you off a cliff that you are going to accelerate towards ground? Maybe gravity will make an exception for you, because trombones happen to be its favorite instruments and it likes the number 75. I can't say with 100% certainty that it won't.

      The whole point of creating models to describe the universe is to use them to predict stuff. These predictions can be compared to our observations, and then we can say 'The prediction appears to be correct!' or 'This model appears to be unable to make an accurate prediction under these circumstances (so it's either wrong or incomplete, or we screwed up the experiment)'. Our current models are pretty accurate and to try and use them to conclude stuff about the universe is not unscientific in any way (provided you are prepared to abandon these conclusions when you make observations than contradict them).

    9. Re:Computer simulation, eh. by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Huh? I said "useful, but inaccurate." Where did I say it was irresponsible?

      You were saying that I am making GGGPs point, which was that basing any significant conclusions on a computer simulation was irresponsible.

    10. Re:Computer simulation, eh. by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      You were saying that I am making GGGPs point, which was that basing any significant conclusions on a computer simulation was irresponsible.

      You're speaking of engineering solutions, where one can correct for the error (using attitude jets), and thus arrive at a "perfect" solution. If you were launching a multi-billion dollar spaceship using ONLY the n-body simulation solution, then yes, that would be highly irresponsible and a total waste of money. It'd never get were you wanted it to go.

      The original poster's point was that it was irresponsible to draw theoretical conclusions from imperfect simulations -- you can't put a correction factor on those.

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    11. Re:Computer simulation, eh. by Geirzinho · · Score: 1

      Very often we know exact equations from verified theory, but are unable to solve them analytically because there are too many dimensions or no closed forms exist. Then numerical methods are a godsend.

      All fluid dynamical problems, for instance, rely on computational fluid dynamics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computational_fluid_dynamics) for the preliminary design phase. Nothing is ever tested in a wind tunnel before it has shown merit in a computer model.

      The application is not so immediately obvious when it comes to cosmology, but it is the same principle (ok, except for the wind tunnel testing).

      But hey, I was a music major, so what do I know.

      Not nearly as much as you think you do?

    12. Re:Computer simulation, eh. by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      ... if we program what we know into a simulation, the simulation will be based on what we know!
      ... programed "Life" into a computer. ... until you actually run the program, you would never have expected the results!

      A simulation can tell you things you didn't realize you knew, but it can't tell you things you actually didn't know.

      All argument by analogy leads you astray as soon as the anaolgy breaks down.

      When you run the game of Life, you learn about the behavior of the cells on the game board under the rules you put into the simulation. You learn all the things which are implicit in the rules, but not obvious to you. Since you make up all the rules, there is no underlying reality with hidden rules which can make reality differ from your simulation.

      Running a simulation can let you see that reality differs from the results of your model. From that you can infer that there are rules in reality that didn't make it into your model.

    13. Re:Computer simulation, eh. by Jamie+Lokier · · Score: 1

      You can't test some theories without using n-body simulations. QCD comes to mind: quarks like to come in threes.

    14. Re:Computer simulation, eh. by sarkeizen · · Score: 1

      I can't get over this sort of story. "We programmed our INCOMPLETE understanding of the cosmos into this simulation, which tells us X, therefore X is more likely."

      Anything based on a computer simulation is based on our arbitrarily incomplete knowledge. To base even the least significant conclusions upon it seems laughably irresponsible and unscientific.

      This is one of those lines of reasoning that must seem logical to some people but I can't really figure out who.

      Ok so nothing can be computed without complete knowledge? That's a weird thing to say since I suspect that even you would agree that it's trivial to write a program that calculates a ballistic trajectory for a specific cannon to a high degree of accuracy but without taking into account every variable. This would be an example of a computer model that is both incomplete and accurate.

      I'm not sure what you mean by "arbitrarily incomplete" but if I was to guess it would mean that we are unable to tell how much of the observable universe we can model. I.e. the universe might have 847345 fundamental forces (or interactions) but we only have observed four.

      However the trick in saying something like "how much" is not in knowing what percentage of these forces you can model but rather knowing what rules carry the most influence. But by lucky chance, in this universe the rules that carry the most influence are also the ones easiest to observe.

      This is why modern physics actually can model a great deal of goings on in the universe.

      What you seem to be insisting on is an arbitrarily high standard of evidence. i.e. "Prove that there are no other rules in the universe before you conclude anything".

      To me anyway this is more unscientific than using a computer model to extrapolate a result from known evidence.

      But hey, I was a music major, so what do I know.

      Not enough to avoid commenting on that which you know not.

  27. Ask Spinoza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Touching is Transitive. Pay attention.

  28. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  29. So what? by retsil · · Score: 1

    I don't understand the relevance of this article. The authors themselves say that counterexamples have no way of coming into existence. Is someone implying that LHC can do this? What nonsense... The whole point of the LHC is to provide the data where the standard model might seem a little shaky. It is then and only then that we should let the theorists out of their cages!

  30. Move Violent?... by supernova_hq · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...the most violent collision imaginable: two black holes colliding head-on at nearly light-speed.

    What about 3 black holes colliding head-on at nearly light-speed?

    1. Re:Move Violent?... by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      The author just lacks imagination.

    2. Re:Move Violent?... by Loibisch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You probably need to get yourself an extra few dimensions to make 3 particles collide exactly head-on.

    3. Re:Move Violent?... by krischik · · Score: 1

      I think Loibisch answer was closer to the truth - even closer then my own answer.

    4. Re:Move Violent?... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Have you tried turning it up to eleven?

    5. Re:Move Violent?... by Thiez · · Score: 1

      I feel like a pedant here, but there is but one way you can colide with another thing head-on, regardless of the number of dimensions involved:

      Suppose we have an object A. We have n dimensions and the speed of A in a dimension x is A_x.

      We have an object B that is going to collide head-on with A. How is B moving? Exactly opposite to A, like this:

      B_1 = - A_1
      B_2 = - A_2
      B_3 = - A_3 ...
      B_(n-1) = - A_(n-1)
      B_n = - A_n

      The only way to collide head-on with multiple things at the same time is to move into multiple directions at once, which is tricky.

    6. Re:Move Violent?... by Loibisch · · Score: 1

      That's not fair, stop mocking the String Theorists. :)

    7. Re:Move Violent?... by Vampo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      O--->O<---O

      How about this? Imagine the two objects moving towards the third one from opposite directions.

    8. Re:Move Violent?... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They forgot already that a working solution was found. You need 10 rapidly rotating neutron stars (all the same direction mind you) and collide them pole to pole.

    9. Re:Move Violent?... by Wannabe+Code+Monkey · · Score: 1

      What about 3 black holes colliding head-on at nearly light-speed?

      I think you'd have more luck colliding 2 black holes with 1 cup.

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    10. Re:Move Violent?... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can you please point out which part of that particle is the head?

    11. Re:Move Violent?... by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you draw an equilateral triangle, place a blackhole at each corner with a trajectory towards the center of said triangle, each black hole will encounter the same amount of force backwards upon impact as if it were colliding straight on with a single black hole. However, since there are 3 of said particles, you have increased your energy output by 50%.

      Think of it in the opposite, 3 balls, each on the end of a 1 meter string with the other ends of the strings tied to each other, now make them spin. each string holds the same force with 3 as it would if you simply connected 2.

    12. Re:Move Violent?... by ps2os2 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately I cannot remember the source but there have been at least one (or more) studies done on what happens when 2 or 3 or more(don't remember what the highest number was) black holes collide. I am basing this on a show I saw on the science channel. Unfortunately they didn't do a great job explaining the event after 2. But IIRC it gets pretty complicated. I would "guess" from the discussion on here (dangerous I know) that they just "merge" into a bigger Black Hole.

    13. Re:Move Violent?... by mannd · · Score: 1

      Or 2 planets injected into our space via a hyperspatial tube from X-Space with opposing intrinsic velocities greater than the speed of light -- that's what did in Ploor as I recall.

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  31. how can they make a correct mathematic model ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for stuff like this if scientists are still figuring out the physics of black holes?

  32. Re:Here come the goatse jokes by iwein · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, there is a a 'cosmic censor' (that's probably that guy that doesn't mod you up if you talk evolution theory).

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  33. Re:Black hole collision by meringuoid · · Score: 5, Informative
    Why doesn't a black hole collapse onto itself and disappear since it attracts everything in its vicinity? IOW, why do black holes have sizes?

    All the mass of a black hole is compacted into an extremely small region at the centre - possibly infinitely small, but at the very least as small as physics allows matter to get. This is the singularity.

    When we speak of the size of a black hole, we're actually referring to the region around that central object from which nothing can escape. As you approach the black hole, the gravitational field gets stronger and stronger, and there's a point of no return at which the escape velocity reaches c, the speed of light. Nothing nearer the hole than this can ever escape. This we call the event horizon - because no events beyond the horizon can ever be observed from outside. The more massive the hole, the further out the event horizon: look up 'Schwarzschild radius' for the equation.

    The result of this is that any singularities in the universe are expected to be hidden behind event horizons, and cannot be seen. It's occasionally suggested that a naked singularity might form - for instance, a black hole might be spinning so fast as to counteract the effect of gravity and allow the singularity to be viewed from outside. This could have extremely bizarre results for the universe as a whole, so most physicists expect there to be some kind of 'cosmic censorship' principle that ensures that this does not happen. What we're looking at here is one way in which that might happen.

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  34. Re:Here come the goatse jokes by iamapizza · · Score: 0

    All objects in the universe have the right to be naked. I for one plan to fight this illegal and Machiavellian cosmic censorship, especially for all the heavenly bodies right here on Earth.

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  35. Re:Black hole collision by JustKidding · · Score: 1

    I get a sad feeling thinking about the poor photons on the event horizons, desperately trying to escape, but suspended in space for all eternity.

  36. one at a time by krischik · · Score: 1

    Because there aren't three black hole colliding - there are two black holes colliding and then a third one colliding into the result. Remember they are travelling at the almost speed of light so the collision won't take very long.

    1. Re:one at a time by forgotten_my_nick · · Score: 1

      > Remember they are travelling at the almost speed of light so the collision won't take very long.

      Or it could take forever. Depends on where you are standing.

  37. Re:Black hole collision by weicco · · Score: 1

    Well, their time slows down because of the massive gravity. So eternity here could be only couple of seconds there :)

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  38. Re:Black hole collision by paul248 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But if time is moving infinitely slow, then how does matter ever get to the center? Shouldn't all the matter be concentrated at the event horizon?

  39. Penrose = idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eh, Penrose is an idiot. And no, this is not intended as flamebait; but he's basically doing the exact opposite of what science actually should work like.

    When faced with something that current theories can't explain satisfactorily, instead of either trying to gather more data to see whether it really is true or trying to expand those theories to provide the missing explanation, he simply conjures a deus ex machina to provide the missing explanation.

    There don't seem to be any naked singularities? Well, obviously, that's because nature doesn't like naked singularities. But that's worthless, just as it would've been worthless if Newton had said "things fall down because nature likes it that way". It's essentially just a restating of the fact itself, with an additional is->ought fallacy slapped on.

    1. Re:Penrose = idiot by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

      While you have a point, I believe you are overstating it.

      Penrose is about as far from an idiot as you can get - his formulation of the CCH highlights the incompleteness of current theory in an accessible manner, and because he is a great populariser of science, the concept has to be phrased in a manner that is accessible to non-specialists.

      So rather than saying 'current theories are incomplete, because they imply something we don't see', it comes out as 'nature abhors naked singularities', because that's more readily understood by non-technical people educated in the Western mode.

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    2. Re:Penrose = idiot by argent · · Score: 1

      We don't see event horizons directly, either... we just have indirect observations of X-ray sources (like Cygnus X-1) that are best explained, under the current theories, as black holes. Current theories imply that it might be possible to create a naked singularity, but that doesn't mean that they imply such things exist... and the only tests we can do on them are theoretical.

      So it seems like Penrose is making a much stronger statement than is supported by evidence.

      Current theories imply that it may be possible for intelligence to be created or arise spontaneously, but we're a long way from figuring out exactly how, and Penrose takes that to imply that AI is a pipe dream. Despite the existence proof behind his own eyes. Again, his articles on AI seem to make a far stronger statement than is supported by evidence.

      This doesn't mean he's an idiot, but it does imply there may be a significant bias in his works.

  40. Re:Black hole collision by Diamo · · Score: 3, Informative

    Time appears slow to the outside observer, for the object crossing the horizon it's business as usual, super fast acceleration, stretched out and sucked into oblivion. Lovely :)

  41. Re:Black hole collision by paul248 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But black holes exist within the universe. If time inside a black hole is stopped relative to the rest of the universe, then shouldn't a black hole take infinitely long to form?

    As a corollary, shouldn't you be able to look behind you and watch the end of the universe?

  42. Re:Black hole collision by Diamo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'll take the second point first. And believe me I'm no expert, I mearly take an interest in Astronomy and I've read quite a lot on the subject.

    If you 'look' behind you as you enter a black hole you see the light that was entering immediately behind you so you see the static universe as you normally would. But as with a lot of complicated maths and physics, human language and common experience can't really serve as a metaphor for what is going on. It's an unfortunate answer to a great many questions.

    Your first question I'm not too sure about, it is a very insightful question. After a black hole is formed then yeah, time slows down to a crawl *if* there was any way to look in (past the event horizon). But I don't really know how to explain the fact that as it creates a sigularity time should slow down. I think an important concept to understand is that there is no universal clock. Imagine everyone in different gravity wells running along different percieved time-scales and you be along the right tracks. Really I'm in over my head though!

    Try here for an excellent podcast on black holes and the notes page has a ton of links. This is were I get most of my Astronomy info. The podcast really will stretch your immagination!

    http://www.astronomycast.com/black-holes/episode-18-black-holes-big-and-small/

  43. Re:Black hole collision by Diamo · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...and this might begin to answer your question but I still find it hard to understand!

    http://cosmology.berkeley.edu/Education/BHfaq.html#q4

  44. Yea.. Hmmm LHC sure... by Silpher · · Score: 1

    Fixing that Coolant leak, I think you guys are just trying to install a Black hole collider. Since you heard of this, no more tiny weenie protons. Black holes are hot now.

  45. Re:Black hole collision by kaffeinekiwi · · Score: 1

    Slightly offtopic, but when we say light cannot escape the gravitational pull of a black hole (past the event horizon), do we mean all electromagnetic energy? And if so, how is hawking radiation able to escape? Is it emitted by the singularity (inside the horizon) or by some phenomenon outside the event horizon?

  46. Putting a spin on things... by argent · · Score: 1

    Since the most common model for the creation of a naked singularity involves a rapidly spinning black hole, I fail to understand why there should be any expectation that colliding two black holes head-on would have that effect. This sounds like pseudo-science... "look, something that wasn't expected to create a naked singularity doesn't seem to do that in a simulation, so they can't exist!"

    1. Re:Putting a spin on things... by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > I fail to understand why there should be any expectation that colliding two black holes
      > head-on would have that effect.

      I doubt that the physicists did. I think that this run was just to test the simulation. That wasn't exciting enough for the reporter, though.

      > This sounds like pseudo-science... "look, something that wasn't expected to create a
      > naked singularity doesn't seem to do that in a simulation, so they can't exist!"

      No, that's "science journalism" (ok, pretty much the same as psuedo-science).

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    2. Re:Putting a spin on things... by argent · · Score: 1

      No, that's "science journalism" (ok, pretty much the same as psuedo-science).

      Speaking of spin. :) :) :)

  47. Re:Black hole collision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I'll take the second point first"

    That's it - fuck with time - mess up the chronology. Now I have to look over my shoulder, in two mirrors to read the questions in the right order to match your answers. Oh thanks very much.

  48. Re:Black hole collision by Fyz · · Score: 4, Informative

    A photon is not subjected to the flow of time at all since it travels at the speed of light, and thus has a time dilation factor of infinity compared with any other frame of reference.

    So pity not the photon, for even an eternity is less than a moment to it.

  49. Re:Black hole collision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The infinitely slow time if for an observer at the event horizon, i.e. a particle falling in percieves an eternity to pass before(?) it actually falls in. For an observer outside, time actually does pass and the particle does fall into the black hole - although he can see the particle "age" on the way in.

  50. Re:Black hole collision by PeKbM0 · · Score: 1

    Yes, we do mean all electromagnetic radiation, since it all moves at the speed of light. Hawking radiation comes from near the event horizon, it occurs when virtual electron-positron pairs are created and one of the two particles is sucked into the black hole while the other escapes before they can annihilate.

  51. Gravity at the speed of light by LingNoi · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Perhaps someone could educate me here but how accurate is this because surely we've never done any study into the effects of gravity at the speed of light. Doesn't gravity act differently at this speed?

    1. Re:Gravity at the speed of light by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've done plenty of experiments on gravity with respect to something traveling at the speed of light. We have successfully measured light bending around the sun to the amount predicted by formulas in addition to other studies of gravitational lensing.

  52. Re:Here come the BLACK HOLE jokes by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dude, that's so lame. For jokes about black holes, look no farther than the uncyclopedia.
    Black hole
    Event Horizon
    Albert Einstein
    Stephen Hawking

    And of course we can't forget YOUR MOM!

    No go away or I shall taunt you again.

  53. Re:Black hole collision - Can you explain this? by egrass · · Score: 0

    According to TFA, the collision releases a massive shockwave of gravitational waves and x-rays equal in some simulations to 14% of the mass of the black hole(s). Isn't this information from behind/beyond the event horizon? I've never quite understood how x-rays could 'escape' the event horizon if there is such a thing as an event horizon. Or am I misunderstanding TFA and black holes/x-rays. Cheers.

  54. Naked Black Holes by Palamos · · Score: 1

    The article overviews two scenarios: a head-on collision and a collision that was not head-on. If black holes are singularities how can any collision between two black holes be anything other than head-on?

  55. Re:Black hole collision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a black hole might be spinning so fast as to counteract the effect of gravity and allow the singularity to be viewed from outside

    Would the hole spin over the speed of light in the case of "nakedness"? What would a circumferential velocity mean for an object of zero radius (singularity)? Would this implicate a non-zero size "singularity"?

  56. Copyright infringement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So...how long before CBS bitches that the black holes are using their logo without permission?

  57. How does the observation get considered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, so, I think I kinda understand singularity and event horizon. So, lets say we're observing a black hole from a point *inside* the event horizon.

    Would then the singularity be seen as a naked singularity?

    Or would there be another event horizon that applies to that internal point of reference?

    1. Re:How does the observation get considered? by Thiez · · Score: 1

      Beyond the event horizon the only possible path for all things is towards the center, not away from it. So you can never see what is in the center, but you could look back where you came from and wave goodbye to your friends and family (who would be unable to observe this since you passed the event horizon...).

      I hear funny stuff happens with ring-shaped singularities, so I'm not sure what would happen in that case, but when the singularity is a single point in the center of the black hole, you can never observe it even from inside the event horizon.

  58. Re:Black hole collision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You misunderstand how gravity works in GR. It's an inherent property of space rather than something that is radiated from masses. So, once the well is formed you have to un-form it to get rid of it. The singularities might well disappear when they are formed but considering that the well is infinite it takes a fair bit of time for us to experience the result.

  59. Re:Of course not by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    "Oh lookie! A book I've bever read, I think I'll make fun of it!"

    You show your ignorance, child. Before you mock a book you should at least read a little of it.

    Genesis 1:10- And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself. 11 And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?

    Job 1:20 - Then Job arose, and rent his mantle, and shaved his head, and fell down upon the ground, and worshipped, 1:21 And said, Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return thither: the LORD gave, and the LORD hath taken away; blessed be the name of the LORD.

    1:22 In all this Job sinned not, nor charged God foolishly.

    Ezekiel 16:7 - I have caused thee to multiply as the bud of the field, and thou hast increased and waxen great, and thou art come to excellent ornaments: thy breasts are fashioned, and thine hair is grown, whereas thou wast naked and bare.

    There is nothing sinful about nudity. You were born naked. When nudity is concerned, the only sinner is the prude.

  60. No Naked Black Holes? by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    Since when did Ashcroft get involved with astrophysics?

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  61. Maybe someone can explain this to me... by Theovon · · Score: 1

    What confuses me about this is that the spin rate of the black hole does not affect its mass, and the gravity is a function of the mass and your distance to that mass. So how does this work? I'm familiar with something called "frame dragging" where a spinning mass distorts spacetime in a way that a non-spinning mass doesn't. Is this involved here?

    And along what axis is it naked? Let me reason this out: Along the plane of the spin, the frame dragging is (I'm guessing) counteracting the effects of gravity. Spin fast enough, and the singularity is visible along that plane. As you move around the black hole to observe it from along the axis of spin, the lack of frame dragging makes the black hole no longer observable. Is this on track?

  62. Re:Black hole collision by mrops · · Score: 1

    IANAP, (I'm not a physicist), however, I think they are looking for a naked black hole at the wrong scale. They should be looking for naked black holes at the miniature scale, where the matter is so compact that it is classified as a black hole, however mass of such black hole is so small that it does not exert sufficient gravitational pull. Say the kind predicted within the LHC.

  63. Kinda.. by RulerOf · · Score: 1

    It's not really like many (if any) of us is doing anything to change that outcome :-/

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  64. Re:Black hole collision by rufty_tufty · · Score: 1

    Just to add to this, This is how naked singularities were explained to me:

    Going back to the old image of spacetime as a rubber sheet, and our neutron star as a bowling ball on it. You're trying to escape from this, but the walls you're trying to climb up are very steep - it'd be easier to escape if the walls were shallower.
    You happen to be in luck, a large planet is heading towards your neutron star and is going to crash into it. As it gets sufficiently near to the neutron star the rubber sheet that is spacetime has the gradient changed so that at any point it is less steep. There is still the same amount of delta-v needed, but at any point the requirements are potentially significantly lower.
    If you can picture that, that 2 objects would make the previously inescapable 1st object escapable then perhaps the same applies to light.

    So reducing the level of abstraction, would a sufficiently mass colliding with a black hole distort spacetime in such a way as push the swartzchild radius back inside the singularity, and therefore allow light to escape from the singularity?

    My understanding was that a mass near a black hole would reduce its swartzchild radius near that mass, so it was all a question of could you reduce it enough before the mass was consumed?

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  65. misleading summary (duh) by somepunk · · Score: 1

    This wasn't a good test for cosmic censorship, and wasn't intended as such, from my reading of TFA. A better test would have been two counter rotating holes striking slightly off center.
    Anyway, it says nothing about unrelated simulations that have shown that naked singularities are likely.
    Sorry about the new scientist link, but all the other references I found were unhelpful journal articles.

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    1. Re:misleading summary (duh) by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > A better test would have been two counter rotating holes striking slightly off center.

      I'm sure that will be coming, now that they are sure that the model gives the expected results in the "simple" case.

      I'd think that the case of two holes rotating in the same direction and colliding in such a way as to maximize the angular momentum of the resultant object would be of more interest, though. Could such a collision be arranged so that the holes merge in one frame and not in another?

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  66. What about a football? by Ken_g6 · · Score: 1

    Whatever happened to the naked singularities from a football theory?

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  67. Re:Here come the BLACK HOLE jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah yes, Uncyclopedia: The unfunny version of Encylopedia Dramatica.

    ED of course has an article on Uncyclopedia that pretty much shows how stupid the latter is... whereas Uncyclopedia just links ED to their Goatse article because they can't think of what to say.

  68. Occam's razor by tepples · · Score: 1

    -1, Unfalsifiable

    +1, Simple

    For example, assuming digital physics would handily explain Heisenberg uncertainty as an effect of dither noise.

    1. Re:Occam's razor by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's simple, which is why it's the most generic unfalsifiable claim one could do that wouldn't concern deities and such.

      But it belongs more to philosophy and the "what is reality" type of questions than science.

      And I completely fail to see how the uncertainty principle would have anything to do with "dither noise". Now if you said the Planck length or Planck time, that would have made more sense.

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  69. oh come on! by paniq · · Score: 1

    Will you cut the innuendo, please? Christian creationists have a hard time following already, using repelling sexual imagery is not going to help!

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  70. Re:Here come the goatse jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was more worried about this stirring the gnaa posters from their slumber...

  71. Kudos, you are a "Real Genius". :) by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    n/t

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  72. Re:Black hole collision by Random+Walk · · Score: 1

    The key is: vacuum is not empty.. because of the uncertainty principle, it is full of random short-lived energy fluctuations ('virtual particles'). Imagine that at the event horizon, a matter-antimatter pair is created in such an energy fluctuation, and one particle of this pair manages to quantum mechanically 'tunnel out' of the horizon, causing the BH to lose mass. That's a simplified view of the basic mechanism.

  73. Re:Black hole collision by QuantumPion · · Score: 1

    But black holes exist within the universe. If time inside a black hole is stopped relative to the rest of the universe, then shouldn't a black hole take infinitely long to form?

    As a corollary, shouldn't you be able to look behind you and watch the end of the universe?

    Yes. Suppose you are watching a star collapse into a black hole. First you will see the star get smaller and smaller. At the same time, the light coming from the star will become increasingly more red shifted. As the star reaches its Schwarzchild radius, it will slow down indefinitely and be infinitely red shifted. So it does take infinitely long to form from an outside observer. The Event horizon happens to be the infinitely red-shifted surface of the star. See here for a better explanation and some animated gifs: http://casa.colorado.edu/~ajsh/collapse.html

  74. Re:Here come the BLACK HOLE jokes by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    I clickled your link and who did I see? OJ Simpson and and an NSFW popup. I looked up "black hole" and came up dry.I looked up Stephen Hawking and saw nothing funny at all, just lame insults.

    That popup is extremely unfunny. Uncyclopedia has me laughing out loud at times (the article about kitten huffing is priceless), and NSFW articles are noted at the top of NSFW pages.

    Your dramatica is LAME. Uber lame. Commercially lame. I can certainly see why you posted anonymously.

  75. 2D event horizon by Oqnet · · Score: 1

    I'm just curiouse what the event horizon for a black hole must really look like. Most of the images I have seen portray it as a 2D object in space, makes sense seeing as we will preceive it as a 2D object but of course it must be a 3D object. So the event horizon shouldn't be exactly flat as most pictures have to show it. I was wondering if there is a 3D picture that has been simulated to show the event horizon as I think it would be interesting to see how everything is sucked in if they have poles that pull harder than other areas it seems like something interesting.

  76. Re:Here come the goatse jokes by mehemiah · · Score: 1

    not to mention collision. the entire first part of the post was full of sexual enuendo.
    Computer simulation of the most violent collision imaginable two black holes colliding head-on at nearly light-speed . Even in this extreme scenario, Roger Penrose's weak cosmic censorship hypothesis seems to hold â" the resulting black hole (after the gravitational waves have died down) retains its event horizon. (yeah you know what their getting at)

  77. Re:Black hole collision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But if time is moving infinitely slow, then how does matter ever get to the center? Shouldn't all the matter be concentrated at the event horizon?

    Nature has an interesting approach to this apparent paradox. As difficult as it is to imagine, time and space "swap" places after entering the event horizon of a black hole, ensuring that you'll eventually hit the centre -- regardless of what direction you're traveling inside the event horizon. The higher your speed, the faster you'll reach the centre.

    It's like trying to avoid next Tuesday.

  78. Re:Black hole collision by NitroWolf · · Score: 1

    Time appears slow to the outside observer, for the object crossing the horizon it's business as usual, super fast acceleration, stretched out and sucked into oblivion. Lovely :)

    Depending on the size of the event horizon, you may not even know you crossed it. Only smaller black holes will give you super fast acceleration, stretched out and suck you into oblivion.

    The larger ones are more devious and draw you in slowly... you're already well past the point of no return before you realize you're even in trouble.

  79. Re:Black hole collision by NitroWolf · · Score: 1

    But black holes exist within the universe. If time inside a black hole is stopped relative to the rest of the universe, then shouldn't a black hole take infinitely long to form?

    As a corollary, shouldn't you be able to look behind you and watch the end of the universe?

    Essentially, yes... if you were able to "look out" onto the surrounding universe, the further you got into the gravity well, the faster the universe would appear to be aging.

    If we are in a closed universe, you'd eventually see everything rushing towards you and compacting together (then you'd all be in the same temporal reference frame and things would return to normal temporally). If we are in an open universe, you'd see the heat death of the universe first, then your black hole would slowly start lose mass and cool, as time "speeds up" to match the rest of the now dead universe, since your gravity well is now evaporating.

    In a closed universe, black holes will likely be the last sources of heat (and therefore energy) left in the universe.

     

  80. Why two blackholes? by that_xmas · · Score: 1

    What if you use a large mass of magnetic monopole instead of another blackhole?

  81. Oh my by omuls+are+tasty · · Score: 1

    That has to be one of the finest examples of gangsta-geek humor since the dawn of Mc Hawking.

  82. Re:Black hole collision by Abreu · · Score: 1

    Read "Gateway" by Frederik Pohl and weep...

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  83. speed of light by krischik · · Score: 1

    The object in the middle won't be travelling at (almost) the speed of light - at least not in any direction which is head on to any of the other two objects

    1. Re:speed of light by Ztream · · Score: 1

      Oh it will, in the rest frames of those other two objects.

  84. Re:Black hole collision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But black holes exist within the universe. If time inside a black hole is stopped relative to the rest of the universe, then shouldn't a black hole take infinitely long to form?

    Everyone remembers time dilation, but forgets about length contraction. When you cross the event horizon, your time is slowed with respect to the rest of the universe AND your distance to the singularity is shorter from your perspective than it is from an outsider looking in.

    We can't look inside the event horizon, because no light escapes. However, if we could, even if we never saw objects approach the singularity because their time has "stopped" with respect to ours, from their perspective, if the time dilation is that great, the distance to the singularity would be essentially zero. They'd be there.

  85. Re:Black hole collision by Abreu · · Score: 1

    As a corollary, shouldn't you be able to look behind you and watch the end of the universe?

    "My Stars! Its full of God!"

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  86. math - physics = god ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just because math and physics don't match up perfectly, doesn't mean we have to call the result "God," nor to allude to such as "cosmic censorship." That just confuses all those idiots who already are inclined to point at anything we don't know and call that magic/god. Perhaps it would be better to call it the "we don't know yet" principle, since anything cleverer is lost on the massless.

    If we shot enough stars across the event horizon, would that give the singularity enough momentum to partthe veil?

    How many times must the LHC fail to get started before we see the guiding hand of God telling us not to destroy the universe?

  87. The Naked Singularity by Convector · · Score: 1

    The newsletter of the Virginia Tech chapter of the Society of Physics Students is (or was) called "The Naked Singularity."

  88. cosmic emergency restraining order hypothesis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many times must the LHC fail to get started before we see the guiding hand of God telling us not to destroy the universe?

    I suppose we could call this the cosmic emergency restraining order hypothesis? ;^)

  89. Re:Of course not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Couldn't you just stick to quoting uncyclopedia at us all the time? It's no more entertaining, but at least it's predictably stupid instead of unpredictably so.

  90. There is no conversion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well even if there's all atoms or all energy. There's still one issue. A black hole should grow since matter nor energy is destroyed.

    1. Re:There is no conversion. by earlymon · · Score: 1

      The short answer to this is to read Hawking's work, beginning with A Short History of Time.

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  91. Re:Black hole collision by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

    A photon is not subjected to the flow of time at all since it travels at the speed of light, and thus has a time dilation factor of infinity compared with any other frame of reference.

    So pity not the photon, for even an eternity is less than a moment to it.

    The same thing applies to every massive particle too. Since the escape velocity at the Schwarzschild radius is c, it follows that any particle that falls in from rest has a speed of c at the Schwarzschild radius too.

  92. Re:Black hole collision by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

    But if time is moving infinitely slow, then how does matter ever get to the center? Shouldn't all the matter be concentrated at the event horizon?

    No. Seen from the frame of the falling matter, it never stops. This only appears to be the case because time is dilated to zero at the Schwarzschild radius (because matter reaches light speed there, as seen from an external inertial frame.)

  93. Re:Black hole collision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could this explain the double split experiment with single photons?

  94. Slashdot-ready stories by that+IT+girl · · Score: 1

    Do you ever get the feeling that they choose stories and phrase summaries a certain way JUST so we'll have plenty of ways to make jokes about it?

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  95. Re:Here come the goatse jokes by that+IT+girl · · Score: 1

    So to summarize your post...
    "zomg lesbian sex!!11one"

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  96. Re:Physicists... by jackrackham · · Score: 1

    That's awesome!

  97. Re:Of course not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Job 1:20 - Then Job arose, and rent his mantle, and shaved his head, and fell down upon the ground, and worshipped, 1:21 And said, Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return thither: the LORD gave, and the LORD hath taken away; blessed be the name of the LORD.

    So, that Job was one bad-ass motherfucking skinhead?

  98. Re:Black hole collision by Fyz · · Score: 1

    Only in a Newtonian system. The subjective distance between you and the singularity would shrink from your frame of reference due to Lorentz contraction. If you counted out the seconds compared to the same distance from the black holes' frame of reference, you would believe that you were travelling at c.

    But taking only data from any frame one of reference, you only approach c asymptotically.

    The whole theory of relativity is based on the observed fact that light travels at c when observed from any frame of reference. This implies that only light(or other massless particles) can travel at the speed of light.

    I'm sure someone can explain this in more understandable terms, but I can say that if we assume that objects can travel at c we open up a whole can of mathematical impossibilities which downright disproves the assumption.

  99. Re:Black hole collision by Fyz · · Score: 1

    The double slit experiment works fine with single electrons as well. As for an explanation, well there's still a debate about that. We understand how it works, we just aren't really clear about why.

  100. Re:Physicists... by Kynde · · Score: 1

    Damn, that's a good one!

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  101. Ohio voting frauds by MrHyd3 · · Score: 0

    not in Ohio: you still sign up a few times if you want. Wait to see what happens in November; mark my words.

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  102. Re:Apple Computer, The Homosexual's Favorite by eclectic4 · · Score: 1

    This coward just masterfully trolled and flamebaited (ahem) at least half a dozen issues, and most of his rant was completely false and was utterly misinformed.

    He deserves some sort of award, seriously.

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  103. Re:Physicists... by dpastern · · Score: 1

    But if that was the case, fat women would be attracting men at a much higher rate than single women ;-)

    Dave

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  104. Very old news by russotto · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Wasn't this settled, oh, a DECADE ago, when some simulations showed that yes, there could be naked singularities formed? It doesn't matter how many scenarios don't create one, if one scenario does, then the theory allows for it (whether the real universe does or not).

    NYT story on naked singularity bet

    (Research on this comment consisted of one query to google, keywords "naked singularity")

    BTW, "naked black hole" is a contradiction in terms. A naked singularity is, by definition, not a black hole.

  105. Definition? by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

    Isn't the definition of "black hole" something that is so heavy and small that even light cannot escape from it?

    And isn't the definition of "event horizon" the boundary beyond which we cannot observe anything, because no light can escape from it?

    Wouldn't it follow from those definitions that black holes must have an event horizon? I mean, if they didn't, that would mean there was no boundary beyond which we could not see. Ergo, light would escape from them. Therefore, they wouldn't be black holes.

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  106. Re:Black hole collision by Soldrinero · · Score: 1

    It all depends on your reference frame. You can write the Schwarzschild metric (the mathematical description of a non-rotating, non-electrically charged black hole) in such a way that nothing at all unusual happens at the event horizon and matter falls all the way into the center. Looking at it from the outside, with our conventional way of measuring time, it does actually look like infalling matter stops at the event horizon (though the light coming from it gets infinitely redshifted, too). The world outside the event horizon behaves the same way no matter where the mass is located, in any case.

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  107. Re:Here come the goatse jokes by rebelcan · · Score: 1

    Just as long as you don't think you're one of those 'heavenly bodies', you may be able to garner some support for that.

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  108. Re:Black hole collision by weicco · · Score: 1

    Talking about how to take funny out of a comment which contains deliberate errors trying to make it funny ;)

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  109. Re:Of course not by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    Yo, he be coo' wid dat shit!