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  1. Re:SPOILER ALERT! on Batman Discussion · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gorshin died in 1995. Is there a "curse of the Batman Villian?"

    There sure is. Have you seen the manboobs on Nicholson lately?

  2. Re:Scaremongering... on Supplies of Rare Earth Elements Exhausted By 2017 · · Score: 4, Funny

    We'll just counter it by genetically engineering cows that fart backwards.

  3. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? on North Pole Ice On Track To Melt By September? · · Score: 1

    No, Zuul doesn't live in refrigerators anymore, she's in the Matrix. Don't you remember? "There is no spoon, Neo, only Zuul!"

  4. Re:Irony on Crysis Sequel Announced, Still PC Only · · Score: 1

    And I seriously doubt piracy had anything to do with their crappy sales. Who would want to pirate a game that got 5 fps on their system? I'm convinced that the horrible performance of the game is a big factor in its "lack" of sales. (I sure wish I could sell a million of something.)

  5. Re:But the question is.... on IBM Water-Cools 3D Multi-Core Chip Stacks · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, nothing can run Vista. God wrote it specifically as a challenge to everyone that asked that stupid question, "Can God write an OS that even he can't run?"

    He's still working on that one rock problem, though...

  6. Re:Glad it's in a reputable media source on How To Frame a Printer For Copyright Infringement · · Score: 1

    I expected the Spanish Inquisition, but I got mustard instead. Stupid Burger King.

  7. Angelic Layer. on Brain Interface Lets Monkeys Control Prosthetic Limbs · · Score: 1

    Sweet, that's a definite big step. So, when can we start having Angelic Layer tournaments? (For the likely great number of you unfamiliar with the series, imagine "mentally controlled kung-fu action figures." Sure as hell beats Magic: The Gathering and Halo tournaments.)

  8. Good News, Everyone. on First Exotic Space Thruster Test Ends in Explosion · · Score: 1

    Now, we know what could possibly go wrong. Won't need the tag for this one.

  9. Re:I had to learn ADA in college on Colossus Cipher Challenge Winner On Ada · · Score: 3, Funny

    Brian As a cat once told me, "Anonymous Coward, ur doin it wrong."
  10. Why not gamma rays? on Using Microwaves To Cook Ballast Stowaways · · Score: 1

    I'd just use gamma radiation instead of microwaves, then we can just gather up and use the stowaways as potent weapons of war. Just don't make them angry before you get them to the battle site. You won't like them when they're angry.

  11. Re:What the hell was wrong with DOOM3? on id Software Announces Doom 4 · · Score: 1

    It was still standing, but that Green Davenport sure went down quickly.

  12. Re:lactation on Platypus Genome Decoded · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds like a hygiene problem to me.

  13. Re:Is it a parody? Comedy? on Iron Sky Trailer · · Score: 1

    Score one for "Akira," then. I was pleasantly surprised when Tetsuo flew up and destroyed an orbiting laser... and nothing could be heard.

  14. Re:These days? on Whitehouse Emails Were Lost Due to "Upgrade" · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.

  15. Re:Awesome! on First Superheavy Element Found In Nature · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    The Alliance and Horde both have driven up the prices of Thorium to over 50 gold for a stack of 20 bars in some locales. It's just not economically feasible compared to fossil fuels. Yet.

  16. Re:Slashdot calls for ISO cessation of stupidity on ISO Calls For OOXML Ceasefire · · Score: 1

    I belive GP meant it as a car analogy, because no one honestly needs a flathead car.

  17. Re:Imagine an infinite-length wire "track" on IBM Creates Working "Racetrack Memory" · · Score: 1

    I don't believe so. I've heard it decompiles Windows Vista into COBOL for your reading pleasure.

  18. Don't mind my butterfly farm. on China to Use Silver Iodide & Dry Ice to Control the Weather · · Score: 2, Funny

    And while they're working hard to control the weather, I'll just amuse myself over here by starting a large butterfly farm.

  19. Re: BD+ Cracked on Blu-ray BD+ Cracked · · Score: 1

    Please check your email archives from September, 1998. Thank you for your interest.

  20. Re:Science of Political Agenda? on How To Communicate Science to a Polarized US Audience · · Score: 2, Funny

    Copernicus != That Steve guy from down the street. I know Copernicus, Galileo, hell, even Newton, have all taken credit for the ideas of Steve, but now is the time to set the record straight!

  21. Re:Pedantry, I know. But if you want to use Latin. on Arthur C. Clarke Is Dead At 90 · · Score: 2, Funny

    What about, "Romans, go home!"

  22. Re:What Assambly? on A Congressman Who Can Code Assembly · · Score: 1

    I hear he's called "coder 9."

  23. Re:XYZ-byte Solid-State inevitable on Intel Confirms It Will Ship 160GB Flash Drives · · Score: 5, Funny

    He said terabyte, not yottabyte. You're jumping the gun a bit there.

  24. Re:Wait on The Universe Is 13.73 Billion Years Old · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I keep reporting to the admins about the people exploiting the dirt dupe bug, but they always ignore my issues.

  25. Re:From TFA on 'Death Star' Aimed at Earth · · Score: 1

    Besides, we all know Uranus gets hit first... Only if you remember to duck and cover.