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  1. Re:Why we fight? on Why We Fight · · Score: 1

    You're Irish aren't you. Come on you can admit it. God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.

  2. DONT be evil? on Google's Ten Golden Rules · · Score: 1

    As an aspiring Evil Overlord I must now renounce Google. If I'm ever going to destroy the earth I'm afraid I cannot continue to support them.

  3. Re:In a perfect Soviet Russia... on A Look at the US Patent System · · Score: 1
    In a perfect Soviet Russia the patent system would work.

    I thought that in Soviet Russia the broken patent system bitched at you.

  4. new medium on Design Educations Under Criticism · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Didn't they say the same thing about people getting film degrees in the last century?

  5. Mac? BSD? on Web Based Rhapsody Targets Linux · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe to be more inclusive the article should read "Rapshody Targets non-windows users" instead of linux. Last I checked Safari was was not available for linux.

  6. Re:Thank god... on Trojan Exploits Unpatched IE Flaw · · Score: 1

    That's why I use Links.

  7. Re:Forget other players. Here's what I want. on What Kind Of Star Trek MMO Do You Want? · · Score: 1
    And who wants to be that super-devoted engineering crewman from Star Trek II? He doesn't even get to hang out on the bridge and he dies 45 minutes into the film. he doesn't even get a decent Starfleet uniform. He looks more like a Stormtrooper.

    That guy was a cadet. The poor guy was still an undergrad.

  8. girls on Next Generation of MP3 Glasses · · Score: 5, Funny

    All I want are those x-ray specs I ordered from boy's life 15 years ago.

  9. LQ? on Helpful Linux Links · · Score: 3, Informative
  10. Re:gamer's violent? on Salon On The Anti-Gaming CSI Episode · · Score: 1
    i'll carjack them and shoot them in the head!

    You forgot to rape them first, and take their money too while you are at it.

  11. pe on Blazing Dual Channel Thumb Drive · · Score: 3, Funny

    If only my wife were this interested in speed.

  12. Re:Eh... so what? on CSI Takes On Grand Theft Auto · · Score: 1

    I love that this comment was modded 'Insightful'

  13. Homer you went to another bar?!!??! on Would You Use Ad-Supported Windows? · · Score: 1

    We drink Fudd around here, buddy.

  14. pin monkey on Would You Use Ad-Supported Windows? · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    I can't leak into the urinal, without looking down and seeing someone selling me something, printed on the drain-cover.

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Urinal fresh.

  15. Re:Big Effing Deal on Gaming Fanatics Show Hallmarks of Drug Addiction · · Score: 1
    or jump from plains and and buildings

    Is that like jumping up and down in Kansas?

  16. Please tell me what to think! on The Rise of Digg.com · · Score: 1

    I can't read digg, the comments aren't moderated. How will I know what to think about a comment without someone telling me if I should laugh, skip it, be informed, or insighted by it?

  17. Re:**raises nose** on Firefox 1.5 RC2 Available · · Score: 2, Funny

    You spoiled kids. Links is all you really need.

  18. Re:GC in my computer on Rejected Xbox 360 Prototype Designs · · Score: 1

    When I first saw the revolution I wondered if I could fit it into a drive bay. Now that would be cool.

  19. Re:Really bad idea. on Set PHASRs On Stun · · Score: 1
    all but the very bottom is covered by the front fender in most vehicles

    If that machine gun is using .50 cal SLAP ammo, which I think is standard in the US mil you could probably shoot straight through the fender anyway. If the bullets are really big you could just shoot through the engine block.

  20. Re:Just wait 'til they get there on China to Land on Moon Around 2017 · · Score: 1

    No, they will get there and find nothing but cheese.

  21. bootloader on Top 10 Items in the Linux Admin Toolkit · · Score: 1

    What about lilo?

  22. Cute but not quite on High Dynamic Range (HDR) Technology Analysis · · Score: 1

    Condoms will halt the spread of aids yes, however you assume that hunger is caused by overpopulation. This is simply not the case. There is plenty of food being produced in the world, more than enough to feed everyone. The problem is that the only people who get food are the people who can pay for it. Poverty causes hunger, not population pressure.

  23. valve on Red Hat Wants Xen In Linux Kernel · · Score: 1

    I don't know. I always thought Xen had too many jump puzzles to be included.

  24. non english wiki on Printing Wikipedia · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait a minute, I thought everyone in the foreign world spoke english if it was spoken loudly and slowly enough.

  25. Re:Hey now! on Pluto's 3 Moons and a Probe to Study Them · · Score: 1
    Those aren't moons. Those are space stations.

    How many Bothans died to bring you that information?