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CSI Takes On Grand Theft Auto

Tycoon Guy was one of many to write "Looks like another 20 million viewers will be fed the 'video games promote violence' story tonight. Today's CSI: Miami episode will feature a group of kids who are inspired to go on a city-wide crime spree by a game that looks suspiciously like Grand Theft Auto. From the description: 'Delko witnesses a bank robbery and the CSIs soon discover that the culprits are playing out the action from the videogame 'Urban Hellraisers' on the streets of Miami. As they score points for each crime committed, the CSIs must discover what consists of getting to the next level in the game in order to stop the culprits before they strike again.'"

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  1. Eh... so what? by XorNand · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't think that the debate isn't so much about whether video games inspire people to go on crime sprees (which is only the aspect that the CSI episode seems to address). Most of us agree that they can. Just like a violent movie, booze, extremely stressful situtation, etc. can push a person already with a few screws loose over the edge. The question is: Do video games make killers? And if so (and that's a big if) where does the line between social conditioning and personal responsiblity lay?

    Anyhow, I wouldn't be in such a hurry to throw up your arms over this show. Knowing CSI, I doubt that they're going to devote much airtime into exploring the social and moral issues surrounding the debate. The focus of the show isn't the same as Law & Order, which is a bit more far reaching.

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    1. Re:Eh... so what? by NoodleSlayer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think most of us will agree that video games are no more likely to inspire kids to go on a killing spree any more then violent TV Shows and Movies or an episode of "Barney & Friends."

      However unlike the aforementioned Video Games have been noted in studies for reducing the subject's likelihood of displaying violent behavior, because the game serves as a release mechanism.

      All this is is scapegoatism led by asshats like Jack Thompson.

    2. Re:Eh... so what? by MoonBuggy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Knowing CSI, I doubt that they're going to devote much airtime into exploring the social and moral issues surrounding the debate.

      There lies the problem, IMO. The average viewer only sees "games = killing spree", they don't get any exposure to the rest of the argument, and the rest of the media reinforces this.

      I guess it's not really a big thing, but it still does seem to outline the mass-media view on the issue, that is likely to be taken in by many people.

    3. Re:Eh... so what? by dsginter · · Score: 5, Funny

      Knowing CSI, I doubt that they're going to devote much airtime into exploring the social and moral issues surrounding the debate.

      Knowing CSI, I think that they'll devote more time exploring the intricacies involved in the "reverse algorithmic" required to make that 320x200 security camera zoom in 3000x with perfect clarity.

      If nothing else, CSI is good for scaring criminals into thinking that this kind of technology actually exists.

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    4. Re:Eh... so what? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't know about you, but "Barney and Friends" is MUCH more likely to send me on a killing spreee than your average violent video game.

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    5. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yes, Law & Order did an episode on video game violence last year as well. Who cares? Does anyone really get their political beliefs from TV shows?

    6. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugh.... didn't they do one about toothing awhile back?

    7. Re:Eh... so what? by Erioll · · Score: 0, Redundant

      /agree

    8. Re:Eh... so what? by HunterZ · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, Law & Order did an episode on video game violence last year as well. Who cares? Does anyone really get their political beliefs from TV shows?

      I'm guessing you're not an American.

      (My Fellow Americans: I am American, BTW, so don't get bent out of shape)

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    9. Re:Eh... so what? by SScorpio · · Score: 1

      Sadly, yes they do.

    10. Re:Eh... so what? by DurendalMac · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, I think viewers will start laughing when Jack Thompson shows up in soft focus with a sort of glow and informs the CSI group that violent video games make kids into violent killers. Then he dons his armor and runs out to find the kids and take them down himself. The show ends with Thompson embarking on a quest to take down the video game industry by himself. The show will be banned due to uncontrollable laughter of Monty Python's deadly joke proportions.

    11. Re:Eh... so what? by hrieke · · Score: 1

      Quite a few things can send a person into a blind rage, even Art.
      I hope that the writers for this story had enough sense for our heros to simply pick up a phone and call the game publisher and ask them what the missions where and for any advice when dealing with these kids. If not that, then our hero walks into a game store and buys the guide.

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    12. Re:Eh... so what? by vertinox · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The focus of the show isn't the same as Law & Order, which is a bit more far reaching.

      You mean that show that makes it look ok to trample on the bill of right?

      Then again... I suppose it wouldn't be interesting if everyone they arrested said "I plead the 5th!" and stayed silent throughout the entire episode.

      Even if you are innocent it actually benefits you to remain silent if you are a suspect or explain you don't remember and couldn't give valid information that would help them in their case.

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    13. Re:Eh... so what? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Informative
      I'm not sure about practically, but theoretically it is possible to refine the data from a security camera significantly. You have two main advantages:
      1. You have multiple frames to work with. You can do inter-frame interpolation to pull more information out of stills. Ever wondered why a lower resolution is acceptable for moving pictures than stills? It's because your brain does this.
      2. You know what people, cars, etc look like. If you have n images that could have been degraded to look like a pixelated face, you can discard the m that don't look like a face at all. The n-m is then a much smaller search space, and you can make guesses within this.
      This is a fairly active research area - I've seen papers about it, but never bothered to read much past the abstract.
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    14. Re:Eh... so what? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      This is nothing more than a new spin on the old "Dungeons and Dragons turns kids into delusional psychotics who believe in wizards and trolls" or "Ozzy Osbourne makes kids commit suicide". I've always contended that anybody who played a video game and that went on are autotheft spree or played D&D and then went bonkers and started slaying fictitious dragons was more than likely close to falling off the deep end to begin with.

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    15. Re:Eh... so what? by paranode · · Score: 4, Funny
      My Fellow Americans: I am American

      God Bless you and the freedom you stand for!

    16. Re:Eh... so what? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Thompson merely needs to gain two hundred pounds, infrequently shave and wear a baseball cap.

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    17. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are wrong! You can really zoom 3000x a 320x200 security camera and get a perfect image.
      That's just that the goverment doesn't want you to know what they can really do.
      All security cameras are now equiped with a special NSA chip nmnufactured using an alien technology from the area 51.
      That chip is easy to find. Open a camera and look for a small electronic gizmo wrapped in tin foil.

    18. Re:Eh... so what? by StillDocked · · Score: 1

      Oh...be careful with the use of the words Ackjay Hompsontay...You don't want to get sued...

    19. Re:Eh... so what? by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 0, Troll

      Just read your sig, nice.

      Is that about this intelligent design thing ?

      (I'm not kidding, I'm not that familiar with it, since we don't use that, being dutch and all)

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    20. Re:Eh... so what? by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      Eh I think it's more useful and morally responsible to show how things are actually done, than how they are supposed to be done.

      As a bit of a Law and Order junkie I would say they typically acknowledge when they skirting the constitutionality line - actually that's usually the main plot point.

      If every criminal in real life pleads the fifth as soon as they were arrested there would be basis for an interrogation scene. The fact is that most people don't assert their rights when arrested, and interrogations continue to be a useful evidence gathering exercise.

      Further, I often wonder how many more criminals assert their rights now than before Law and Order and NYPD blue. It seems to me that these shows do an excellent job detailing how the police can trick you into revealing compromising information.

      Not that I know anything about law enforcement beyond what I've seen on TV, but I'd prefer if my "gritty dramas" didn't sugar coat things.

    21. Re:Eh... so what? by deacon · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Things are much worse than that.

      Some people actually believe the "News" that is on TV.

    22. Re:Eh... so what? by tatonca · · Score: 1

      IANAPsychologist, and I'm not sure whether video games will turn you into a killer but I find that everytime I binge on playing SW:BattlefrontII for a few days, i find that everyone I look at has a red reticle over their face, and I have an intense desire to jump and roll to the left whenever I am startled...

    23. Re:Eh... so what? by sbrown123 · · Score: 1

      Are you trying to tell me Bill O'Really does not speak for all Americans?

    24. Re:Eh... so what? by jmp_nyc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's good that we've got so many morally upright people in this country to make sure that people understand that modern secularized entertainment is solely responsible for the proliferation of violence in our society. After all, there would be no violence or crime if people only read the Bible like God intended.

      Of course, most of these people haven't read the Bible sufficiently closely to notice that it's chock full of sex and violence, much of it downright gratuitous.
      -JMP

    25. Re:Eh... so what? by Chr0nik · · Score: 0

      where does the line between social conditioning and personal responsiblity lay? I think the line is right about where people start committing crimes. Personal responsibility is not trumped by social conditioning. If it did, military personnel who come back from war to kill the dude that's been boinking his wife would never be prosecuted. Of course there are degrees of social conditioning, but I doubt even RF skinner would agree that and kind of Columbine syndrom would be due to violence in video games. Much less be grounds for any kind of legal defense.

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    26. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So whatever you do, don't question his patriotism.

    27. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What is wrong with a grown guy dressing in a custom to hug little children and tell them that he loves them. Micheal Jackson does that all the time, only wearing a different type of custom, and the jury said it was ok.

    28. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, can you believe the crap networks like CNN gets away with?

    29. Re:Eh... so what? by ruiner5000 · · Score: 1

      Actually it is quite the opposite. Clearly you have never been to Quakecon. This is typical hollywood hyprocrosy and nothing else. I don't know anyone who watches the out of touch with reality and highly fictional CSI. Do you? Like all TV on the networks outside of Family Guy and Simpsons it isn't worth the hard drive space to download.

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    30. Re:Eh... so what? by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Dude - you gotta check out this Barny mod for Doom!"
      "OK - let me fire it up. Huh... cool. Barnys to kill left and right. Heh. I like using the shotgun."

      (...boom...boom...sploitch...)

      "Dadddy..."
      "Oh... hi Kiddo. What'cha want?"
      "Daddy... is that Barny...?"
      "..."

    31. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the real debate ought to be how on earth they went from the reasonably intelligent, interesting and measured original CSI, to end up with some pseudo-cool more-flash-than-cash CSI:Miami. Is it Miami? Is it David Caruso? CSI:Miami ought to drop the CSI and just come up with a new name. It's got very little to do with what the original "CSI" is about.

    32. Re:Eh... so what? by p0rnking · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If TV (and other media) doesn't inspire some people to commit crime, then explain this http://www.guardian.co.uk/weekend/story/0,3605,975 769,00.html.

      "Four years ago, Bhutan, the fabled Himalayan Shangri-la, became the last nation on earth to introduce television. Suddenly a culture, barely changed in centuries, was bombarded by 46 cable channels. And all too soon came Bhutan's first crime wave - murder, fraud, drug offences."

    33. Re:Eh... so what? by acwebguy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I disagree, when ever I watch "Barney & Friends", I get urges for murder and heinous crimes, especially to anything pink or resembles a dinosaur.

    34. Re:Eh... so what? by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 2, Insightful

      because the game serves as a release mechanism

      There is no research evidence that violent movies or violent video games are cathartic. I'm not saying that violent games cause violent behaviors, but there sure isn't any evidence that they decrease violent behavior (which is exactly what you were suggesting, even if you didn't mean to). There is a lot of evidence that children who view agressive or violent behavior (live or in TV shows) are in turn more likely to be more aggressive or violent (e.g., the famous and classic Bobo doll experiment by Albert Bandura). Sure, some of these findings are still controversial but Bandura's experiment has been replicated enough to show that there is a pretty good correlation between viewing violence and acting violent. If you're wondering about causation (maybe more violent [or aggressive] children choose to watch more violent things, which is true), the kids in Bandura's experiment were randomly assigned to either watch adults violently attack a big plastic doll (those ones that are kind-of like punching bags with sand in their base) or not. Kids didn't have a choice to view the violent behavior or not and the ones who did committed more acts of violence towards the doll than kids who didn't see the adults be violent did.

      Bandura's experiment was more about kids imitating adults than violence, per se, but kids are impressionable and will copy what adults do. There are many reasons why some kids are violent and some go on big killing sprees; I believe a lot of problems stem from parental problems (not that you can specifically blame the parents) but violent video games and movies are definitely a factor. But that really isn't the issue; the issue is how much of an influence do violent shows and games have? A little, but it is significant. Some people may find violent TV shows and games to be cathartic, but there is good research evidence that violent shows and games will increase acts of aggressiveness in many more people than it will decrease aggressive behavior in.

    35. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Just like a violent movie, booze, extremely stressful situtation, etc.

      Hey, don't forget news and reality shows.

    36. Re:Eh... so what? by ThosLives · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The culture already had to change to accept television, so I would say that television is orthogonal to the crime, not the cause. There might be crime that shows up because of TV (you can't steal TV's without TV, for instance), but that's not helpful for this discussion.

      After all, was crime nonexistant before faster-than-foot communications?

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    37. Re:Eh... so what? by Blade80 · · Score: 0

      barney made me do it. he said "KILL, KILL, KILL".

    38. Re:Eh... so what? by timeOday · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I think most of us will agree that video games are no more likely to inspire kids to go on a killing spree any more then violent TV Shows and Movies or an episode of "Barney & Friends."
      So what's the problem? If people aren't inspired by fiction (as you state), then anything CSI says about videogames will be taken as fiction by its viewers and have no influence on public policy. Right?

      Now, you could argue some viewers won't distinguish CSI from reality, but then you'd have to admit the possibility of the same for GTA.

    39. Re:Eh... so what? by Deathlizard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The question is: Do video games make killers? And if so (and that's a big if) where does the line between social conditioning and personal responsibility lay?

      I remember back in the 80's the movie industry had to basically kill off the "Nightmare on Elm Street" movie series because people were screaming "Freddie makes killers because he makes killing people too much fun!". I've yet to see anyone even remotely emulate Freddy in any way, or Jason, Mike Myers, ETC for that matter.

      If it's true that people are emulating games to kill, where's all these killers at? If there were more copycat crimes out there and the game is basically brainwashing children to kill, with the install base GTA has we would be hearing about them all day and night in the news like a epidemic, yet it seems the only one that ever brings them up is Jack Thompson, and he's been bringing up the same few for years now.

      The way most of these games are made, any crime on the street could be attributed to them. All you have to do is shoot one guy in the street, put on your "GTA made me do it" Shirt and watch Rockstar take the heat rather than frying the guy responsible for the murder because he's "just an innocent victim of the rockstar killing frenzy known as GTA" even though he may have never touched the game once in his life.

      Seriously, What ever happened to Blaming the person responsible for the crime rather than what influenced him? Why must we analyze anything that they were exposed to in order to find out why they did it instead of just saying He did it, end of story.

    40. Re:Eh... so what? by Rodness · · Score: 1

      And Law & Order SVU had an episode (Season 6, "GAME") where there were kids that were acting out a GTA-style game also, in particular by running over prostitutes.

      I don't remember a media frenzy condemning all video games beeing specifically touched off by that episode, and I doubt there will be one here. I'm sure Jack Thompson will stick his nose in for another 15 seconds of fame but I doubt it'll incite anything L&O didn't already.

      (Of course, the L&O episode caused my girlfriend and I to have a big argument about whether or not Rockstar is morally reprehensible for making violent games vs satisfying public cravings... but she doesn't play games so what does she know... :P Ultimately we agreed to disagree.)

    41. Re:Eh... so what? by The+Dirty+Lemon · · Score: 1
      I'm just surprised they didn't use Doom as a reference for a violent video game...

      It's really amazing how often this moronic premise is explored... it's the PARENTS, people! There's a REASON these games come with MA (mature audience) ratings!

      It's yet another mainstream media appeal to the lowest common denominator, which seems to be uptight morons who just don't know anything beyond their antiquated, 19th-Century "if you don't think and behave the way we do, you're a crazy person" b.s.

      I don't even watch TV... what the Hell am I getting so upset about?

    42. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      (I'm not kidding, I'm not that familiar with it, since we don't use that, being dutch and all)

      Oh fuck off. We study intelligent design in the US about as much as you do in the netherlands. Just because a very small but very vocal group of fuckwits likes to make a big stink about trying to get it taught in schools doesn't mean that it actually is taught in public schools.

    43. Re:Eh... so what? by Krach42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, the same thing is happening with second hand smoke, and happened with recycling.

      Now, everyone is convinced that recycling is the best thing we can do (even though many recycling methods waste more energy than they save. Recycling rarely saves energy, it saves simply landfill space. Though metals are easily recyclable, which is why they PAY you for it... when they start paying you to collect paper, plastics and glass, I'll jump on the recycling bandwagon...)

      And worse, everyone is starting to blindly believe that second hand smoke causes a significant increase in cancer. (Which it hasn't been proven to do; the one source we had that gave such a strong opinion was thrown out by a federal court because they used evidentiary selection, and the other source that hasn't been thrown out presents a weak argument: showing 0 (zero) correlation between childhood exposure and lung cancer, and a statistically insignificant increase for adults. From 10 in a million, to 12.5 in a million... Let's all run out, stamp out those cigarettes and save those 744 people a year!!! You know, I'm certain more people die from poking themselves in the eye than this... And last I remember, my statistic on this was actually HIGHER than it actually really is... damn that fuzzy memory)

      The media often presents oneside of the argument, and gets people so believing it (mostly because the media fall into the same feedback loop, and believe it themselves) that it causes a serious danger. We essentially waste approximately $8 billion a year on recycling, countless useless hours dictating to people that they can't smoke in public, because we don't like it, and now, we're spending small fortunes to propagandize the nation into believing that violent video games train our children to kill...

      Awesome... thanks...

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    44. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean American from USA right?
      Remember there are other countries that are part of the Americas. Maybe we should create a new word USAtian. So you are actually USATIAN :D

    45. Re:Eh... so what? by flyinwhitey · · Score: 1

      "I don't think that the debate isn't so much about whether video games inspire people to go on crime sprees (which is only the aspect that the CSI episode seems to address). Most of us agree that they can."

      I don't and since I've actually read the research, and learned about the subject, I couldn't care less what "most of us" think.

      That being said, you're wrong about that too.

      The question though, is why you believe something that is demonstrably false, that is that violent video games can cause violent outbreaks. That's not true, so why do you think it's obviously true that "most of us" believe it?

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    46. Re:Eh... so what? by Idarubicin · · Score: 4, Insightful
      If TV (and other media) doesn't inspire some people to commit crime, then explain this...

      Well, if we grant the assumption for the moment that it was exposure to television that caused the crime wave, would you care to comment on what aspect of television was responsible? Was it cable news that caused a crime wave? Was it exposure to Barney? Was it the introduction of televangelists? Was it violent entertainment? Was it horror movies? Was it McDonald's commercials?

      Or did it have nothing to do with the television itself? Was it the influx of foreign cable company employees?

      Was it the major cultural shift that drove Bhutan to permit television in the first place? Was televion the only new thing to happen in Bhutan?

      Also, how can we reconcile the article's statement "...a culture, barely changed in centuries..." with "there were no public hospitals or schools until the 1950s, and no paper currency, roads or electricity until several years after that. Bhutan had no diplomatic relations with any other country until 1961, and the first invited western visitors came only in 1974"?

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    47. Re:Eh... so what? by zentinal · · Score: 1
      If TV (and other media) doesn't inspire some people to commit crime, then explain this http://www.guardian.co.uk/weekend/story/0,3605,975 769,00.html...
      Bzzzzzt. Sorry, back to primary level science class for you. Proximity in time is not necessarily evidence of causation.
    48. Re:Eh... so what? by yerM)M · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Correlation is not causation.

      Example:

      Ice cream sales and shark attacks both increase during summer. I.e. Ice cream causes shark attacks.

      In summary, correlation is easy, causation is hard.

    49. Re:Eh... so what? by macthulhu · · Score: 2, Informative

      I work in video production, and I've actually assisted the cops in trying to get usable information off of security tapes. Even DV at 720x486 is pretty worthless when you blow it up. If the information isn't there, the information isn't there. I like CSI and its ilk, but that always drives me crazy... The same way Hackers drives all of you CS guys crazy. There's some "enhancement" that you can do, but you are limited by the number of pixels in the original.

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    50. Re:Eh... so what? by rpdillon · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Well, you touch on the heart of the debate and treat as though the resolution were a fait accompli. Here is another section of the article:

      Every week, the letters page carries columns of worried correspondence: "Dear Editor, TV is very bad for our country... it controls our minds... and makes [us] crazy. The enemy is right here with us in our own living room. People behave like the actors, and are now anxious, greedy and discontent."

      This is in direct contradiction of one of my beliefs, and even some beliefs that are taught to even the youngest members of our society: personal responsiblity. The TV didn't make these people do anything, they did it of their own volition. The lesson we teach our children is to think on their own: "If little Johnny jumped off the bridge, would you jump off too?" We reinforce this mantra time after time in various ways: your decisions are your own; don't blindly follow what you see others doing.

      And yet, I find we continually want to blame some outside source for the stupid things we do. This is simply a new form of the fundamental attribution error, except it is on a much larger scale.

      What this really all leads to is two camps. There are those who believe that we can prevent crime by isolating people from the evils of the world (as seen in this article; I like to call it the "Garden of Eden syndrome"). Once the idea has been put in someone's mind, it then requires an internal filtering process to occur: is the behavior I saw others engage in in appropriate for me? But if the idea never reaches you, then you don't have to filter anything yourself....you can simply rely on someone "greater" to decide what you should see.

      I don't hold to that. I believe this comes down to freedom and choice. I should be free to see and read all kinds of ideas. With that freedom comes the responsibility to filter appropriately and determine how to act. If others wish to blame their poor behavior on those around them, the TV shows they watched or the games they played, they are free to do that. But, in the end, their behavior was the result of their choices, and it is better to stand up and take responsibility for your own actions than to push that responsiblity off on someone who doesn't even know you exist (the maker of the game, the creator of the TV show, etc.)

      That is my philsophical take on your post. From a logical perspective, you (and the article) are making the fundamental logical mistake of post hoc ergo propter hoc: just because the crime occurred after TV was made available does not mean the crime was caused by the TV's appearance. I think the post above mine treats this topic better than I can, though I thought I would point it out as an aside to my main point.

    51. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so don't get bent

      Considering slashdot's readership, that's not likely to happen. ;)

    52. Re:Eh... so what? by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      You haven't been here long, there are people that insist on using the work USian for Americans.

      Unfortunately for them, there is already a well used de facto unambiguous term for some from the United States. The word is "American".

      Like it or not. Same way English is a de facto language of international commerce and communication. That's just the way things happen, and while I understand people who use "USian", and who insist on using it, I disagree with them suggesting to others to do otherwise. If you're strong in your conviction, your mere use of the word "USian" will attract people to the reason why you're using it, and when they agree with you, they may switch over to using it, also.

      Until then, you're just trying to be a Politically Correct bastard, which no one here on Slashdot really cares to listen to.

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    53. Re:Eh... so what? by Olix · · Score: 0, Troll

      Aaah, Micheal Jackson Jokes... will they ever get old?

      MJ Puts the Sprem in the Anas!

    54. Re:Eh... so what? by darkjohnson · · Score: 1

      "Video Games have been noted in studies for reducing the subject's likelihood of displaying violent behavior, because the game serves as a release mechanism."

      I've heard this all too often and it concerns me that people feel this sort of data (if even valid) justifies the anti-social stimulation these games deliver.

      That same research seems to ignore that if a player needs this type of game as a release mechanism then they must have some serious issues that need to be addressed.

      I mean as long as they have the game to play, we're safe? That's reassuring. I wonder if they let the cons play Grand Theft Auto in prison? I seriously doubt it.

    55. Re:Eh... so what? by jpowell180 · · Score: 1

      Anyone who plans to go on a "Crime Spree" will do it regardless of whether they've played a "GTA-type" game or not. Crime sprees occurred in the decades past, well before these types of games. Last night, I played Vice City on my Xbox. I ran down several characters and killed a few; however, I understand that these are characters, no more real than the old "Space Invaders" of my youth. In real life, I find it difficult to even be discourteous to real people, much less act violently toward them.

    56. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure thefts of televisions increased dramatically also...

    57. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about that. I mean, look at all the video games those English executioners played in the Thirteenth Century... or maybe drawing and quartering was copied from a movie...
      CSI is a stupid liberal-slanted show.

    58. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, Barney is purple.

    59. Re:Eh... so what? by The+boojum · · Score: 1
      1. You have multiple frames to work with. You can do inter-frame interpolation to pull more information out of stills. Ever wondered why a lower resolution is acceptable for moving pictures than stills? It's because your brain does this.
      Sure. This is called superresolution, a technique pioneered by NASA for enhancing low-res images returned by probes. It works well for shots of still scenes since you compute fairly exact image registration. Doing it on fast-moving subjects such as a license plate reflected from the windshield of another moving car is baloney. It's going to be especially poor on subjects that move non-rigidly since there's no simple affine transformation.
      2. You know what people, cars, etc look like. If you have n images that could have been degraded to look like a pixelated face, you can discard the m that don't look like a face at all. The n-m is then a much smaller search space, and you can make guesses within this.
      If the information isn't there in the data, it simply isn't there and there's nothing you can do to bring it back. Minimizing the search space isn't going to help -- that's just throwing out more information. I've seen papers on using models of people and cars or things ling Terzopoulos' active contour models to track them spatially as they move through a scene, but that's a different task.
    60. Re:Eh... so what? by PhraudulentOne · · Score: 1

      Perhaps these were all good-hearted individuals that could not even think the way that TV teaches us to think (theft, rape, murder, etc). Or perhaps these things were taught to be horribly evil. Once the people saw the glorification of violence (USA TV), it probably gave them a different perspective. Once the seed was planted, it grew in some individuals. I mean, you have to be pretty creative to think up stuff like Hellraiser. I know I probably wouldn't have some up with stuff like that unless I had seen it on TV. Now I'm a pinhead!

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    61. Re:Eh... so what? by Loundry · · Score: 1

      It gets worse yet!

      Some people watch The Daily Show and think that this is not only the most realistic "news" on TV, but that by thinking so makes them better than everyone else.

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    62. Re:Eh... so what? by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My god, no. The problem is that people are so used to seeing things that they think CSI investigators (supposedly) really do In Real Life(tm). CSI bombards people with science "facts" all the way through the show. People will see them investigating videogame induced crime sprees and murders and they'll assume that such a thing must be backed up with fact just like other things on the show. When CSI causes juries to stop accepting evidence that isn't a forensic smoking gun, it's hard to tell what it can do to the typical couch potato voter who will gladly vote for the next guy that wants to ban video games cause CSI says they cause crime.

    63. Re:Eh... so what? by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 1

      If only HE would be the victim of this 'video-game induced' violence. In fact, I think i might go do that right now...

    64. Re:Eh... so what? by angle_slam · · Score: 1
      Knowing CSI, I think that they'll devote more time exploring the intricacies involved in the "reverse algorithmic" required to make that 320x200 security camera zoom in 3000x with perfect clarity.

      That is what got to me in one particular episode of CSI:Miami. While I know that they can't always clean up video or audio as much as they do, for some reason, I'd been able to suspend my belief. But one particular episode dealt with photography, a hobby of mine. A guy using a zoom lens that couldn't be more than 200 mm, judging by the size of the lens, was taking pictures of someone's front yard. Turns out that he caught a murder in his camera. But the murder was at the next door neighbor's house and was just in a small window in the corner of an 8x10 print. But they magnified it and not only were they able to see the tatoo on the killer's hand! It didn't matter that the camera's exposure was set to portray an outdoor scene--they were somehow able to resolve a something in the darkened house.

      What's worse is that they recreated the crime scene. The photographer saw the flash and zoomed in--he was able to see the killer's face. No F'n way that could happen. What's more, the killer could identify the photographer from across the street.

      And then, the killer, a rich actor, doesn't hire a lawyer and just goes to the police station with make-up over his tatoo, which the CSI guy wipes off, revealing the guilt.

    65. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your comment is misleading. Given an MxN video from disances in the interval [D1, D2] from a target, if details in the target make up some small PxQ matrix you have a very limited amount of scaling reconstruction that you can perform. You can interpolate color values, but if they occupy only a handful of pixels you can be given 10,000 samples at minutely-varying angles and still not be able to reconstruct anything useful for visual identification.

      The brain isn't performing that sort of analysis when it's processing low-resolution video. If that's really all that was necessary for the brain to reconstruct a useful identification, it could do that already, couldn't it? Watch the blurry video and notice a scar on the face of the suspect whose head is 10 pixels wide in a 320x200 feed, that isn't discernible in any still frame. The reason that a still is cognitively less acceptable than a low-resolution movie has to do with what you're noticing in a still frame vs. what you're noticing for a subject in motion. That doesn't mean that a movie would be more helpful for performing identification. Indeed, you notice significantly more detail when you stare directly at something that isn't moving. That's why the stills are irritating when they're bad; you're noticing all of the detail that is missing that you would otherwise not.

    66. Re:Eh... so what? by millennial · · Score: 1

      You apparently missed the point, which is that some information not available in a specific frame may be available in a few frames before or after the one in question. For examlpe, if you've got a grainy video of the license plate "GBR439", and none of the frames of video show the entire plate clearly, but each of six frames shows a different piece clearly, you can get the whole plate. The same with body features - one frame may have a clear shot of the eyes, another of the scar on the cheek, another of the tattoo on the back of the hand, and so on. Interpolation is the same technique they used in The Matrix to create the "bullet time" effect: you can create false frames in between real frames by averaging the two.

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    67. Re:Eh... so what? by yali · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Fortunately, there is more evidence than Bhutan. Like this nice review of hundreds of controlled experiments and long-term outcome studies.

      As a sidenote (not direct response to parent poster), I find it kind of amusing that people (a) gripe about there not being any controlled experiments, when in fact there are plenty, and then (b) ask for the ultimate uncontrolled nonexperimental test by saying "well why don't we see hundreds of GTA killers in the streets?" when they're presented with the controlled studies that they insisted, in the first place, were the only acceptible evidence.

      Oh, and just because research supports a causal relationship between consuming violent media and behaving aggressively, that does not mean that ergo we must limit access to violent media, especially with adults. After all, we don't limit most forms of speech (short of direct incitement). It's just that you need to frame your defense in terms of the First Amendment, not by ignoring available evidence.

    68. Re:Eh... so what? by Kirby-meister · · Score: 1

      I can't wait for the episode of CSI where kids are inspired by an episode of CSI that was inspired by Grand Theft Auto to go on a crime spree across town

    69. Re:Eh... so what? by 615 · · Score: 1

      My last few mod points expired earlier today, so let me just say that you make all kinds of sense, brotha. I (and plenty of people I know) totally agree with you. Personal responsibility is a wonderful thing—more parents should practice what they been preaching to their kids all along.

    70. Re:Eh... so what? by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      The purpose of recycling is not having to rip more material out of the ground in a destructive process just to make another Coke or Pepsi can. We recycle the old cans.

      Smoking in public is obnoxious. If it is causing any kind of lung damage (not even cancer) in non-smokers, then it should not be allowed in public. Even if it doesn't cause cancer (not even all smokers get cancer for years), second hand smoke will carry agents which cause damage (not cancer!) to the lungs. Even if I never get cancer from a smoker, I also don't want to be breathing in even a cut down version of the stuff that is rotting their lungs out to clog mine as well.

      "Secondhand tobacco smoke contains over 4,000 chemical compounds. More than 60 of these are known or suspected to cause cancer."

      I find it hard to believe you think people should be able to spew that stuff into the air for all to breath...

    71. Re:Eh... so what? by millennial · · Score: 1

      If you have six frames out of 100 that each clearly show one character of a 6-digit license plate, regardless of how fast the car is moving, then you can have the whole plate number with only 6% of the video. I think that's the main point here.

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    72. Re:Eh... so what? by glenrm · · Score: 1

      And of course the rest of the media wants this reinforced as it is much better for mental health to watch TV programs such as CSI as oppossed to playing violent video games.

    73. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that this is simple and unrealistic. The point isn't whether there are some applications where analyzing a video feed will provide more information, the point is that the instances where this will occur are relatively minor. There are not many instances in a low resolution setting where details missing in one scene will be present in another in such a way as to be helpful. Interpolation is used in basically any animation. The key difference between animating The Matrix and the face movements of an ogre in Quake 1, is that The Matrix is filmed at a high resolution with carefully-crafted camera shots and then post-processed whereas the ogre in Quake 1 is a low-poly model with low-resolution textures. Now instead of a Quake 1 ogre, consider a patch of pixels as detailed as your watch representing a license plate, or a person, or your face.

    74. Re:Eh... so what? by Secrity · · Score: 1

      Also, how can we reconcile the article's statement "...a culture, barely changed in centuries..." with "there were no public hospitals or schools until the 1950s, and no paper currency, roads or electricity until several years after that. Bhutan had no diplomatic relations with any other country until 1961, and the first invited western visitors came only in 1974"?

      The British, and later India, have been active in the internal affairs of Bhutan since the late 1800's. Although Bhutan is still dependant upon India for financial assistance and military protection, Bhutan became independant from India in 1949. Bhutan is about half the size of Indiana and it's economy is one of the world's smallest and least developed. Approximately 104,000 Bhutanese refugees live in Nepal, things must be bad if that many people choose to be refugees in Nepal.

    75. Re:Eh... so what? by Aeiri · · Score: 1

      I would love to see a kid go out and reenact scenes from this episode of CSI: Miami, so that they could get a smack in the face for being such blatantly biased.

    76. Re:Eh... so what? by design+by+michael · · Score: 1

      My Fellow Americans: I am [a redundant] American

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    77. Re:Eh... so what? by uberjoe · · Score: 1

      I love that this comment was modded 'Insightful'

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    78. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call bullsh_t on that. What leftist panic group did that come from?

      You really think nobody in the entire country had an old-school satellite dish? Plus it's _right_ freaking between India and China, and is narrow. You think they'd not get signals from a roof aerial?

      BS!

    79. Re:Eh... so what? by macthulhu · · Score: 1

      If the camera and subject are stationary, you can combine a frame with the next one... or just deinterlace it in Photoshop. If either are moving, it becomes much more difficult. Even a slow-moving subject is moving too fast for a 60th of a second, which is essentially what one field of one frame of video is. The circumstances of each scene will dictate what technique works best. If the Wachowski brothers (?) installed the security system, sure, you could have complete 3d rotation of a subject. The simple fact is that most places don't use high end cameras. They tend to use package deals with 4 (at most) cameras feeding into a recorder. Many of those recorders are VHS decks or digital recorders that compress the hell out of the signal. Many of the VHS tapes are used over and over and over. Factor in camera placement, lighting, and any efforts to conceal one's identity... It's a hell of a lot harder to do than CSI makes it look. That's coming from 20 years of computer graphics experience, and 13 years of digital video editing experience.

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    80. Re:Eh... so what? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      There is no research evidence that violent movies or violent video games are cathartic.

      And there is no evidence that these things cause violence. If you only play violent video games and have no parental involvement, then yes, you will likely become violent, but that's hardly the game's fault.

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    81. Re:Eh... so what? by Vengeance_au · · Score: 1

      No, no, no - I see people making this simple mistake all the time.

      Let me correct.

      Ice cream sales and shark attacks both increase during summer. I.e. Shark attacks cause Ice cream sales

      Simple mistake to make, hope this clears things up.

    82. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well did you actually read TFA? or even the first paragraph?

      the 42-year-old chief accountant of the State Trading Corporation, was charged on April 5 with embezzling 4.5m ngultrums (£70,000).

      So he was finally charged who knows how long that had been going on.

        a 37-year-old truck driver, bludgeoned his wife to death after she discovered he was addicted to heroin. In Bhutan, family welfare has always come first; then, on April 28, Sonam, a 42-year-old farmer, drove his terrified in-laws off a cliff in a drunken rage, killing his niece and injuring his sister.

      I guess you should also be blaming tv on people's use of rice wine and hard drugs. IMO it almost seems that the introduction of tv has exposed these people to themselves.

    83. Re:Eh... so what? by yerM)M · · Score: 2, Funny
      Good one, but the clincher is:

      Ice cream sales and shark attacks cause summer.

    84. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know that most slashdotters are computer guys and not scientists, so I don't necessarily expect much when a topic like this comes up. Furthermore, I also know that most slashdotters are computer game addicts, so they have a knee-jerk defensive reaction to the notion that media (and game) violence can have an effect on behavior. Having said that, the science on this topic is both overwhelming and irrefutable (and anyone who really cares enough to do a literature review will confirm it): media (and game) violence increases a person's propensity towards aggression and violence. Does that mean every person who plays GTA will become a killer? Of course not. Nor does everyone who smokes cigarettes die of lung cancer.

      Don't believe me? Do your due diligence (don't make me do it for you, you're a big boy now) and maybe in the process you will discover why all the major medical, psychological, psychiatric, and pediatric organizations (who have reviewed the literature) agree with what I'm saying. To be on the other side is analogous to denying global warming. You're free to do it, but it makes you a bit of a non-science person and more of a 'faith-based reasoning' person. And, you know you fancy yourself a science person cuz you read slashdot, LOL. One final note - when I say "literature" I mean peer-reviewed science, not pop-journalism, just to be clear.

    85. Re:Eh... so what? by Krach42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The purpose of recycling is not having to rip more material out of the ground in a destructive process just to make another Coke or Pepsi can. We recycle the old cans.

      I already said in my post, when companies start paying you for it, that I'll agree with it. THEY ALREADY DO THAT FOR COKE AND PEPSI CANS. What does not make sense, is paper recycling, and plastic recycling.

      Paper recycling: We cut down trees planted, and grown specifically for paper. Saying that you're saving trees by using less paper, is like saying you're saving potatoes by eating less french fries.

      Plastic recycling: We waste more time and energy making stuff out of recycled plastic, than we do just making new plastic. And we're not running out of landfill space (as you already seem to agree.) So, if it's not doing us any good, because we're wasting energy to reduce our plastic waste, which we don't need to reduce anyways, then what good is it?

      Smoking in public is obnoxious.

      So is singing happy birthday in restaraunts, so it talking during a movie, so is having one's cell phone ring during a movie. This doesn't mean it should be illegal.

      If it is causing any kind of lung damage (not even cancer) in non-smokers, then it should not be allowed in public.

      Cancer is the best thing cigarettes having for them for causing disease in non-smokers, and it's a fraud.

      Even if I never get cancer from a smoker, I also don't want to be breathing in even a cut down version of the stuff that is rotting their lungs out to clog mine as well.

      Look, you are exposed to much more in your life that is dangerous and potentially harmfull. Wait, let me guess, you're one of those hypochondriacs that puts the little toilet tissues on the seat before you sit down, right? And you use anti-bacterial soap on everything. There's such a thing as statistically insignificant risk, and that's what second hand smoke is to you.

      You said it before; you think smoking in public is obnoxious. That's fine, you don't have to qualify that and say that it's hurting you, because there has never been a study that has proven any link to second hand smoke and ANY disease.

      "Secondhand tobacco smoke contains over 4,000 chemical compounds. More than 60 of these are known or suspected to cause cancer."

      I already told you that the only reasonably valid study out there found no statistically significant risk of cancer from secondhand tobacco smoke. Hell, *WE* contain over 4,000 chemical compounds... so does beef, so does chicken, so do FRUITS AND VEGETABLES.

      Sacchrin was shown to cause cancer in lab mice, but yet Sweet-and-Low still sells it in their sweetening packets. But it has never been shown to cause a significant risk of cancer in humans. So, it's not dangerous.

      I find it hard to believe you think people should be able to spew that stuff into the air for all to breath...

      Yeah, I find it hard to believe that you're not being exposed to worse without tobacco smoke.

      I'm not saying smoking is good, or anything like that, but there is no evidence that it does any harm to the people around the smoker.

      I thought this was the land of the free, where you need evidence to condemn someone... oh wait, no you just need a flashy media campaign to drive your point. and hey! guess what, all those ex-smokers don't want to see people smoking, because it reminds them of smoking and makes it harder on them (a good reason), and people who have never smoked hate tabacco smoke, so over all, it's really easy to win people over, by just telling them that there are cancerous agents in it, and OOOoooOOO! The boogieman's gonna get you!

      How hard is it really to convince people that already don't like something that it's bad for them? You don't even need real evidence, this whole second hand smoke thing PROVES that. Because the only evidence out there is that there is no significant risk from secondhand smoke.

      Do I want smokers all around me? N

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    86. Re:Eh... so what? by Glock27 · · Score: 1
      Having said that, the science on this topic is both overwhelming and irrefutable (and anyone who really cares enough to do a literature review will confirm it): media (and game) violence increases a person's propensity towards aggression and violence.

      Isn't that fascinating? How is it, then, that violent crime has consistently dropped over the last thirty years, during precisely the period when such violent media and games have become ubiquitous? In fact the "catharsis" argument begins to look pretty good...

      In short, imitating violent behavior could just as well be play for children as serious violence (think cops and robbers). The question really is (and it appears to have been answered negatively) is are there significant long-term psychological consequences to being exposed to such material?

      Don't believe me? Do your due diligence (don't make me do it for you, you're a big boy now) and maybe in the process you will discover why all the major medical, psychological, psychiatric, and pediatric organizations (who have reviewed the literature) agree with what I'm saying.

      Psychiatry is a soft science, and all those "studies" prove it.

      What about those violent crime statistics?

      To be on the other side is analogous to denying global warming.

      No, to be on the other side is to wait the arrival of definitive information. That is also my stance on global warming, which is far from "scientifically proven". (And just so you don't blow a gasket, I agree that less pollution is good...that seems a common sense stance.;)

      You're free to do it, but it makes you a bit of a non-science person and more of a 'faith-based reasoning' person. And, you know you fancy yourself a science person cuz you read slashdot, LOL. One final note - when I say "literature" I mean peer-reviewed science, not pop-journalism, just to be clear.

      Nonsense.

      At any rate, as someone who's enjoyed violent movies since childhood, and played videogames since I was a teenager (a LONG time ago), I must say that I never had any problem separating my in-game actions and thoughts which had no consequences from my real life actions and thoughts which have real consequences. Anyone who cannot is not, in fact, sane. I don't think we should base media availability on whether or not it would have adverse effects on the mentally unbalanced.

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    87. Re:Eh... so what? by Orrin+Bloquy · · Score: 0

      Even funnier, the plot from that episode was almost identical to an earlier episode of Monk -- where this time the rich actor stars on a forensics crime show where unbelievably implausible "perfect crimes" are explained with cameras doing bullet-eye views of corpses.

      No idea whose show aired first.

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    88. Re:Eh... so what? by Vengeance_au · · Score: 2, Funny

      I bow down to your superior logic :-)

      Now, how about some ice cream?

    89. Re:Eh... so what? by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      If only that eye-scouring had happened earlier, we'd all be better off.

    90. Re:Eh... so what? by gunner2028 · · Score: 1

      actually, not all wood pulp used for the manufacturing of paper is created by trees specifically designed to become paper products. Many trees are used for lumber and the remainder of the tree (that portion that is too small to cut into dimmensional lumber) is turned into wood pulp that is then manufactured into paper. Further, the wood pulp market sustains the cutting of smaller trees, specifically in markets where pulp mills are already built and supply is low (i.e., California)

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    91. Re:Eh... so what? by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1
      True story, by the way. But it's got a happy ending. My daughter now plays Counterstrike.

      ...


      I THINK that's a happy ending.

    92. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed, of course at the same time, we also need to realize that the increased agression is linked to adrenaline, and shows similar relationships with any activity that induces adrenaline production. Do we ban any of these? Not as far as I can tell.

      Yes, there is a link between games and agression (adrenaline), which will result in more violent crime. However, more agression in plenty of people doesn't mean more violent. Beyond freedom of speech issues, how do we frame an argument that is effective that doesn't discredit the research done, but rather points out the logical fallacy of jumping straight from increased agression to public threat. If that leap of logic was truly valid, popular sports would need to be on the chopping block to.

    93. Re:Eh... so what? by GMontag451 · · Score: 2, Funny

      This new learning amazes me! Tell me again how sheep's bladders can be employed to prevent earthquakes.

    94. Re:Eh... so what? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      What I always laugh about is people recycling paper...and not wood. Be sure to give back that two feet tall stack of newspapers, and just throw that rocking chair away.

      At some point there became a fundamental disconnect in people's heads between paper and trees, and I don't know when that happened.

      Paper is, almost literally, the least of our worries. We can't run out of paper. Growing a tree, making it into paper, and then throwing it away wastes nothing except energy, and it costs more energy to recycle. (Growing trees is pretty automatic, and they grow them right next to the lumber mills.)

      Oh, I said 'almost' literally. That's right, there is something that is even more stupid to recycle than paper.

      I'll give you a hint: If we were to run out of this substance, we would all immediately die, because we'd be walking around on molten iron.

      That's right. We're recycling fucking glass, aka, silicon dioxide, aka, the surface of the damn planet. 25 damn miles of the stuff under our feet.(1)

      At some point, I suspect we will be asked to collect the nitrogen our cars give off, and 'recycle' that.

      1) Hey, the minute it becomes cheaper or easier to recycle glass than to make more, you tell me, and I'll start selling you my used glass. No, 'deposits' don't count...those were mandated by law because glass companies didn't really want the old glass back.

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    95. Re:Eh... so what? by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      Did you know that countries with flush toilets have higher rates of heart disease?

      Obviously, flush toilets cause heart disease.

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    96. Re:Eh... so what? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Excpet that situtation doesn't make any sense. If it's too blurry to read on one frame, it's too blurry to read, period.

      And they don't do that, anyway. They magically 'clean up' an image.

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    97. Re:Eh... so what? by timeOday · · Score: 1
      In other words, CSI is actually more fictional that GTA because it shows so many things that are either impossible or beyond today's science.

      The upset over GTA, on the other hand, is all about things that in fact can and do happen all too often. And rather than passively watching it (like CSI), the audience of GTA is actively participating.

      All your arguments about foolish CSI-influenced juries only weakens the stance that nobody will be influenced by GTA. A much stronger argument is that normal people are smart enough to discern fact from fiction - so acting out a fantasy from GTA is bad, and so is expecting CSI evidence in a real courtroom.

    98. Re:Eh... so what? by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deforestation

      Growing worldwide demand for wood to be used for fire wood or in construction, paper and furniture - as well as clearing land for commercial and industrial development (including road construction) have combined with growing local populations and their demands for agricultural expansion and wood fuel to endanger ever larger forest areas.

      Don't forget, it's not just us saying "Gimme more wood!" but it's also those poor farmers in the tropics who are slash and burning acres and acres in order to cut out enough land that they can grow a living on.

      Deforestation is not driven by paper! That pulp that would not be coming from trees for pulp would be the very wood that you're asking people to recycle and reuse.

      They couldn't use that wood for lumber, so they gave it to the paper makers so that at least it wouldn't go to waste.

      But if the paper companies stopped buying those byproduced, and it became pure waste, it wouldn't mean that the lumber makers would make *less* of it. It's a necessary waste/byproduct. (If the lumber people could avoid the creation of this and actually make lumber out of it, you better believe that they would have... more lumber == more profit!!!)

      The substantial amount of wood used for paper is from trees grown for paper, and assuming that they did use waste wood from lumber mills... so what?! this is exactly what you wanted people to do in the first place, reuse stuff! Only in this case, the paper companies WANT that stuff, and likely actually pay for it, meaning that it's worth something.

      This is exactly what I was trying to point out in my first post though. People get these crazy notions stuck in their head because it's a meme that's been so pervasively spread, that people will believe it so whole heartedly that they will question and attack anyone who brings any doubt to the table.

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    99. Re:Eh... so what? by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      HAH! I never thought about glass like that... I just always figured that it were a reasonably recyclable material like aluminium. They didn't pay for it (I knew deposits weren't actually the same) but it were probably the closest to a break-even recycling that could exist.

      But now that you put it in perspective, it is like... wait, wtf?

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    100. Re:Eh... so what? by millennial · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well CSI bought out Magic Tech, Inc. from the Krebulons of Altair 3 back in 2003. So that's OK.

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    101. Re:Eh... so what? by NRAdude · · Score: 0

      It's good that we've got so many morally upright people in this country to make sure that people understand that modern secularized entertainment is solely responsible for the proliferation of violence in our society. After all, there would be no violence or crime if people only read the Bible like God intended.

      Of course, most of these people haven't read the Bible sufficiently closely to notice that it's chock full of sex and violence, much of it downright gratuitous.


      You know what would change the perception of your comment is to open the other eye to acknowledge the evidence in your statement, and close it with a /sarcasm tag. Realizing the ridicules of its application, none comprehend that Bible is CODIFIED. At its presentment, incurring many accusations no different than claims of children inspired by Doom or Barnet the Dinosaur; all of its criticism is based on the interpretation of its accuser and the tresspass of him that presumes blame other than himself. Despite all such profane words, there is another dimension accrued with a malcured warrant: an uninterested third-party (champerty) claiming to not be religious, in effect applying his own religion.

      Vessels, men, and firmament; You either know the code, or you don't. Hold your tongue until you ponder upon the words of Jesus when he admits that he "think of men as trees." We both know that a tree doesn't hurt anyone unless you try to cut it down and its fall is upon you. Food for thought.

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    102. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whenever I hear about Hurricane Katrina, all I hear is how the government failed this, FEMA failed that. I never hear anything about how people living in Hurricane Alley, below sea level, failed to have 72 hours of food, water, and foul weather gear packed and ready to go on a moments notice.

      Yeah, I guess blaming someone else *is* easier than taking personal responsibility.

    103. Re:Eh... so what? by Browncoat · · Score: 1
      Drawing on the example in the parent post...

      If Johnny wants to jump off a bridge and does so, it is up to you to notice the splat Johnny makes and conclude that perhaps jumping off a bridge is not such a great idea. If you don't get to that conclusion and go the way of Johnny, well I'm sorry but it wasn't the fault of anyone but yours that you jumped. Johnny isn't to blame -- in fact, he did you a favor since he showed you what would happen if you jumped. It was all your decision to take that leap so you can't blame others for your splat.

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    104. Re:Eh... so what? by cvd6262 · · Score: 1

      True story.

      Just a few months ago I broke out UT2004, and was searching for some models. I found one of Elastagirl from The Incredibles. It was a nice mod, but, of course, no super powers.

      I was playing in first person when my 4-yr-old son walked in the room. I went to exit the game (as I usually do when he comes in) and, as I was distracted, I got fragged. Luckily, it wasn't a headshot with a sniper's rifes or anything, just a stray bullet.

      Of course, UT2004 cuts to 3rd person POV when you die, so my son saw Elastagirl flopping on the ground.

      "You're playing Incredibles?!?!?" He asked, suddenly very interested. I said, "No, it just looks like it." And turned off the computer.

      I've only played UT at lan parties since then.

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    105. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There many examples of isolated towns in developed countries which had huge increases in violence amongst children after television reception finally reached them.

    106. Re:Eh... so what? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Video Games have been noted in studies for reducing the subject's likelihood of displaying violent behavior, because the game serves as a release mechanism.

      For you maybe.

      My mice, keyboards, and controllers have a different story to tell. Fortunately they can't speak.. at least, not after what I done to 'em.

    107. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think that the debate isn't so much about whether video games inspire people to go on crime sprees (which is only the aspect that the CSI episode seems to address).


      Exactly. So a TV show shows some kids acting out a violent video game? It's something that has actually happened. Simply using it as a plot device doesn't mean anything.

    108. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're confusing noradrenaline with adrenaline.

    109. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The average viewer only sees "games = killing spree"

      I seriously doubt the average viewer watches a television show which depicts some screwed up teenagers who imitate a video game and go on a killing spree and take that to mean "games = killing spree".

    110. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hellraiser was a novella before it was a movie. Clive Barker's style of horror is based on HP Lovecraft, who in turned was influenced by Egdar Allen Poe. So should we burn books instead, since they planted such evil ideas???

    111. Re:Eh... so what? by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Veronica Mars.

    112. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I have been visiting Slashdot since 98... Thats the reason I posted anonymously I thought there was a big chance of someone taking my post too seriously and calling me names heheh! But bastard and Politically Correct in the same sentence... I never thought I would see that one lol! It actually makes a good acronym like PCB! I think you may have taken my post a little too seriously. I'm not interested in changing the world because that would be foolish. I really like the English language and I'm not interested in joining those people you were referring to. I don't usually browse posts under score:4 so I haven't seen this sort of thing before...

      But anyway.. Theres no point in witting more about this because it could get worse then just bastard. heheh...

      Lets keep the love up :-D

    113. Re:Eh... so what? by oc255 · · Score: 1

      "Zoom and enhance."
      [zoom]
      [clear as daylight]
      "Zoom and enhance again."

      I hate zoom and enhance. I hate it. It's crap. Total crap. I hated this episode, I hated the assumptions it made. I hated the fact that Buick ads and The Who markets CSI to parents of so called 'gamer-crimminals'. I hate how bias the show is, how bias I am as a gamer and how bias everyone is about everything. Flame on.

      They had a gamer die. They found a bunch of cans all around his 'console' he was dead with the controller in his hand. The cans looked like AMP and Red Bull. Then whats his name... David Caruso says "HE PLAYED THE GAME TO DEATH". I left the room. I seriously went to the bathroom. I thought I was going to puke, but didn't. It just felt like I should. I trimmed my beard instead. *sigh*

      I enjoyed reading the other threads about studies from The Guardian about how TV has affected the virgin land of 'XYZ'. I enjoy reading all the debate back and forth, it is on a serious note, good debating. On a not so serious note, I'm going to kill CSI:Miami once it materializes into the physical world.

    114. Re:Eh... so what? by Maserati · · Score: 1

      Oh that's a very nice point about the jumping-off-the-bridge thing. You're quite right. Anybody who doesn't get that drilled into them in early childhood is dangerously mis-socialised. And that, from most people's experience, is obviously the parent's responsibility.

      Let's face it, parents raising children in the 70s and 80s didn't do a very good job.

      Also, I think the most likely explanation is indeed that both the crime wave and the TV watching were both caused by the same cultural shift. Either that, or TV and crime waves cause Bhutan.

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    115. Re:Eh... so what? by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1
      Looking, this is the same show that has featured four plane crashes... one of which was caused by a handheld green laser.

      We should all just take a breath, count to ten, and move on.

    116. Re:Eh... so what? by DaracMarjal · · Score: 1

      I believe Monty Python put the answer to that most succinctly:

      "It's a fair cop, guv, but society is to blame."
      "Right, we'll arrest them instead."
      -- Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl

    117. Re:Eh... so what? by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      Calm down spanky, I wasn't trolling, I was genuinely curious.

      Cool though, my first troll mod :D

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    118. Re:Eh... so what? by amanosz · · Score: 1

      Funny you mentioned Barney and Friends. Go read Killing Monsters: Why Children Need Fantasy, Super Heroes, and Make-Believe Violence by Gerard Jones. There's a good chapter on why make-believe violence is actually good for children's development.

      He also talks about an oft-cited study at Stanford Medical School, where kids watched television shows, and were observed playing afterwards. One group that watched a violent show exhibited aggressive behavior when playing with other kids afterwards.

      What 99% of people who refer to this study fail to realize or mention, is that another group, who watched very unviolent shows (eg. Barney, Rugrats), exhibited the EXACT same aggression in play afterwards.

      I forget the exact psychological term, but the researchers concluded that it wasn't violent videogames that cased this aggression, but rather media in general, that the aggression levels rise in a general way, independent of what type of show the kids watched.

    119. Re:Eh... so what? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > shows similar relationships with any activity that induces adrenaline production. Do we ban any of these?

      No, because despite the rampant crime that it causes (more than video games), football brings in far too much money at schools for them to ban it, despite the negative influences it brings besides aggresssion.

    120. Re:Eh... so what? by mmalove · · Score: 1

      While we have seen the "Do video games spill into real life" debate rekindled with GTAs PR disaster, IE Hot Coffee, CSI covering it is only a testimonial to it's being a popular issue - they take anything from current news and make a show about it. Frankly I've never seen much morality questioned in CSI, it's more about how many cool gadgets and crime scene techniques they can get into one show. It's like Blue's Clues for grown ups.

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    121. Re:Eh... so what? by meowwmixx · · Score: 1

      brilliant work, with only one minor comment: you think that the creators of the media (TV, games, etc.) don't know you exist? while they may not know you or pander to you personally, they are certainly aware that you exist. you are part of a target market. the creators don't know the specifics about you, but if you're buying the game/watching the show, you have certain other things in common with other players/viewers. in the case of GTA, you're probably either interested in a crime-genre game that's put together extremely well, or "just playing it to see what the hype is about." in either role (or possibly others, depending on the game/show) you are not an unknown factor to the people who are making these things. they're (in a sense) made for you, the consumer, the person who is going to buy/watch the game/show.

      I certainly agree with your point about how the decisions we make are our own (if we can't be accountable for ourselves, who else will?) but when it comes down to it, the reason that the games/shows are the way they are is because of a market trend somewhere. we want to assume the role of a thug in southwest california. it may not be such a specific desire, but we have a curiosity about these things. it's not something a lot of people are willing to go out and see about. (when was the last time you went on a violent crime spree to see what it was like?)

      someone somewhere said to themselves "wouldn't it be cool if I could run around, jack cars, give hookers money, sleep with them, shoot them, then reclaim my money, all in a place where that kind of thing carries no consequence beyond getting 'busted' and having to start over?" that person can't claim to have made an accurate representation of reality, but its close enough for your average consumer, plus its a lot of fun, dammit.

      now the creator wants to distribute his product. why? to make money, to disseminate thoughts and ideas, to see others enjoying something he worked hard on, the list goes on. (we're not limiting the marketed creation to merely GTA at this point; this applies to everything ever created and then displayed in some manner) point being, the person who created whatever you're enjoying was not creating it in a social vacuum. they were well aware that, even if what they were doing was intended to be personal, there are probably others out there that would enjoy it on some level. when we're talking about video games and TV shows, the people that create them and distribute them had better be damn sure that there are a whole lot of "others" out there just itching to drop some cash and spend some time.

      I think we can all agree that some video games and TV shows are violent on some level. they wouldn't be if we didn't want to watch it. (trust me, no one makes a TV show that no one wants to watch) the problem we seem to have is distinguishing between conscious and unconscious action, but it seems pretty clear to me that blaming the video game companies and TV show producers for products that society wants (or even demands) is a silly thing to do. we need to reclaim our actions and start taking responsibility for what we do. time was, spilling hot coffee (no pun intended) in your lap was considered a stupid thing to do, but if it happened, you learned, you spent a week without sex, and you tried not to do it again. now, you can sue a multi-national corporation for not telling you that the hot coffee you ordered was indeed, as requested, "hot." where does it stop? where is the line that, when crossed, means that all actions you take are not your own? IMO, this is the real question. when are we as a society going to realize that the easier it is to blame others for our problems, the worse our problems are going to get

    122. Re:Eh... so what? by Neph · · Score: 1

      For your consideration:

      And worse, everyone is starting to blindly believe that second hand smoke causes a significant increase in cancer. (Which it hasn't been proven to do; the one source we had that gave such a strong opinion was thrown out by a federal court because they used evidentiary selection,

      The judge who in 1998 vacated most of the EPA study was William Osteen, who had previously worked as a tobacco industry lobbyist. He received criticism for not recusing himself from the case. Furthermore, he was overturned in 2002 by a court of appeals, although that was because his decision was deemed inapplicable given the type of report the EPA produced -- the court of appeals did not comment on his bias or the validity of his assessment of the EPA's study.

      In any case, only the parts of the EPA report dealing with cancer were vacated in the first place -- final two sections, which examined the effect of secondhand smoke on other lung diseases such as acute respiratory illness, asthma and other problems like sudden infant death syndrome, were left to stand by judge Osteen.

      and the other source that hasn't been thrown out presents a weak argument: showing 0 (zero) correlation between childhood exposure and lung cancer, and a statistically insignificant increase for adults. From 10 in a million, to 12.5 in a million... Let's all run out, stamp out those cigarettes and save those 744 people a year!!!

      I assume you're referring to the 1998 report published by the International Agency for Research on Cancer (part of the World Health Organisation). The "statistically insignificant" increase of risk you mention is in fact 16%-17%, despite the phrasing you chose to make it sound meaningless. The problem with the study was not the results, which were consistent with most of the research on the topic, but the small sample size which made it uncertain how representative it was of the general situation. You are correct that it detected no increase in cancer risk due to childhood exposure, however.

    123. Re:Eh... so what? by mink · · Score: 1

      AFAIK those recorders are S-VHS so there is much better video quality then a VHS tape.
      Tape replacement is the responsibility of whoever owns the time lapse recorder.

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    124. Re:Eh... so what? by mink · · Score: 1

      What if he was sitting down when he posted that?

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    125. Re:Eh... so what? by mink · · Score: 1

      If we didn't have The Daily Show to warn us about the dangers of suggestive cheer leading, then AIDS would destroy America and the tourists would win!

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    126. Re:Eh... so what? by OneIsNotPrime · · Score: 1

      There is a big difference between the violent acts in the study you cite and the "trancelike" murder sprees which "murder simulators" directly cause, according to the Jack Thompsons of the world, and consequently Dateline NBC, Reader's Digest, Time, etc., and now CSI. This whole "trance" concept completely abdicates the notion of personal responsibility, and smacks of ignorance and reactionism.

      It all makes me so mad I could smash something! Just kidding.

      It is probably worth noting that this is coming from someone who doesn't play GTA for ethical reasons, who just plain doesn't buy the "RockStar made me do it" defense.

      On another note, I've never seen a study correlating violent video games to short term aggression which contrasts the effects of NONviolent video games. I don't know about you, but getting cheaped out by a blue shell on Mario Kart is more likely to make me slam down the controller than winning a round in an FPS. My hypothesis is that short term aggression is more linked to the degree of competitiveness, which raises adrenaline levels, than fantasy depictions of violence.

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    127. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However unlike the aforementioned Video Games have been noted in studies for reducing the subject's likelihood of displaying violent behavior, because the game serves as a release mechanism.

      Umm... what? I'd love to see what "studies" you're talking about.

      What you're thinking of is catharsis. This stems back to ideas from Greek philosophy (which as you can imagine, are still very influenced).

      It WAS believed, in the mid-nineties, that violent games promoted a cathartic experience.

      THEN studies were done. Did kids who played violent videogames "release their violent tendencies" in a constructive manner? Nope. They got MORE AGGRESSIVE and MORE VIOLENT.

      Not much, mind you, about the same levels reached by watching violent TV. So I think anyone blaming video games for "rampaging killing sprees" are just dumb nuts.

      Still, don't try to make up facts and say "studies say so", mmkay?

    128. Re:Eh... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I've only played UT at lan parties since then."

      Wow, you really don't want to have to explain why you were playing as a girl do you?

  2. Running out of ideas? by Whyzzi · · Score: 0, Troll

    CSI is going to turn into the new baywatch if they are not careful...

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    1. Re:Running out of ideas? by TommydCat · · Score: 1

      You kidding? With serial racial killings and tanks blowing up strip malls, it's going to be great!

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    2. Re:Running out of ideas? by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 1

      Running out of ideas. Heh, you aren't joking. They did the exact same thing on the show Killer Instinct a week ago.

    3. Re:Running out of ideas? by Peteresch · · Score: 1
      Will it include a Jack Thompson kind of lawer?
      If it does he will be the good guy.
    4. Re:Running out of ideas? by nekojin · · Score: 1

      That's impossible, obviously the show is going ahead with the premise that violent games DO cause violent crimes, and if they put in a lawyer like Jack Thompson it'd throw the whole thing off because their lawyer would have to be insane, attack anyone who doesn't agree with him, and ultimately lose his license to practice law.

    5. Re:Running out of ideas? by Proney · · Score: 1

      More importantly, was Jack a consultant on the episode?

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  3. Running out of ideas? by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 4, Funny

    Will it include a Jack Thompson kind of lawer?

  4. In other news by dada21 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    C-SPAN2 today will air an episode of Head of the Class 2005 where the students form a representative government that really is more interested in padding their pockets than in protecting their constituents.

    We have to accept that the media has nothing to report on. They HAVE to report on games that may entice teenagers to murder, and the fiction media has to make it fact.

    It isn't like Sharon quit the Likud or gold hit a 18 year high or GM is cutting 30,000 union jobs that it should have cut 20 years ago or even that Intel and Micron are colluding on flash memory. I know there's no real news out there for fiction-media to mimic.

    The lady watches a lot of Law & Order (SVU primarily) and whenever I'm on the couch watching the show, all I can think of is "criminals are stupid" and "these cops are walkin all over people's rights." Then I realize it isn't reality -- but I do believe that a majority of viewers THINK this is real life. It isn't anywhere near what happens in the situations presented.

    Wasn't it the Miami ADA who complains about how they have problems with getting guilty verdicts because juries expect DNA and other CSI-style evidence? Is this CSI pandering to the local legal authorities in pushing what may be a big issue for them?

    I, for one, welcome our new "this is reality and you better accept it" overlords. The positive thing about shows like this is that it only helps in destroying the media regimes that exist today.

    BTW, the advertisement to the right of this article is a GTA:LS for the PSP ad. Funny.

    1. Re:In other news by Liquid-Gecka · · Score: 1

      Umm.. Minor point I know. The issue with Micron wasn't with Flash memory. It was with SDRAM. I know this because when Micron layed off 10% of its work force in 2003 the entire flash group got axed. Flas wasn't making money at all.. Of course, the company that bought all Micron's flash assets made tons of cash and now flash is a total cash cow..

      Good old Micron.. The thing they are best at is making bad decisions =) (Lehi.. Flash.. SRAM.. QDR.. etc) I watched Micron just sit on some of the best products it had.

    2. Re:In other news by dada21 · · Score: 1

      The issue with Micron wasn't with Flash memory.

      Wait about 1 hour :)

    3. Re:In other news by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      aren't you blowing this up a little bit? of course, if all you consider for media is television, then yes, science and world events aren't being portrayed well at all. But then again, it never really was on TV.

      As always, all the thing you have mentioned are pretty much front page on the WSJ and NYtimes (my two daily papers) and I"m sure on many others(I'd bet without looking AP and the BBC are covering it as well). I think all the information is still out there and very accessible but as always, most people don't care to go to a real source.

    4. Re:In other news by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

      I'm on the couch watching the show, all I can think of is "criminals are stupid" and "these cops are walkin all over people's rights."

      While I do like to think that there is some dramatic lisance taking with all these cop shows it is somewhat chilling to think that maybe they are trying to program us to accept what they portray as the norm.

      I was watching an ep of CSI the other day and it's near the end of the show so they have to finish it up somehow. They got the guy there with his council and the seemeing only detective in LV is grilling him. Eventually it turns into a shouting match with the council saying "Not another word!" and such while the detective continues to shoot question and accusation at the guy. Finally the guy "breaks" and begins to confess and guys council says not another word.

      While like I said it was the end of the show so they had to wrap it up somehow the feeling I got from that ending was not "Ah ha! They got him!" rather "Damn, that lawyer has got to be a drunk or something."

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    5. Re:In other news by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      or GM is cutting 30,000 union jobs that it should have cut 20 years ago

      How do you figure.

  5. They have all the right. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Interesting

    if GTA only imitates "reality" in their violence, and there HAVE been cases of copycat murders imitating GTA, is there any problem with a TV show imitating the reality of GTA-inspired copycat murders?

    Because gamers censoring CSI is in no way different from lawyers censoring GTA.

    1. Re:They have all the right. by sedyn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Because gamers censoring CSI is in no way different from lawyers censoring GTA."

      Thats actually a really good point.

      But we all know not to take television seriously, I mean, a writer would claim that you could hack 1024-bit encrypted RSA in 10 seconds to make sure the plot kept going.

      The news makes it sound like "hackers" are at fault for all the ills of the computing world, when really most are just script kiddies exploiting cheap flaws in badly written software.

      I've also heard that medical doctors and lawyers can't watch shows about their professions, and if watching the media's opinion of IT is any indication, I'd be inclined to believe it.

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    2. Re:They have all the right. by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

      And, if a crime is committed in the real world solely to reproduce/parody/satirize actions seen in a popular movie or game, shouldn't those actions be protected as free speech? Why should it matter whether the action actually occured in a physical or electronic form if the said action itself is illegal in itself?

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    3. Re:They have all the right. by ArsonSmith · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Umm, if you think there is no diffrence between gamers bitching about CSI and Lawyers seuing and getting legislation made against GTA, you myfriend have a very distorted view of the world.

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    4. Re:They have all the right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But we all know not to take television seriously, I mean, a writer would claim that you could hack 1024-bit encrypted RSA in 10 seconds to make sure the plot kept going.

      Couch *Dan Brown* Couch

    5. Re:They have all the right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if GTA only imitates "reality" in their violence, and there HAVE been cases of copycat murders imitating GTA

      If A and B only holds true if both are true.

      GTA does not imitate reality, or anywhere near it. You can't go on a shooting spree in downtown LA, drive a few blocks, and then hop out of your car as if nothing happened.

      The only case of "GTA-inspired copycat murders" are from people who are accused of murder, and desperately trying to find a reason to plead not guilty. I mean, seriously. If you're on the hook for Murder, and all of a sudden you come out screaming "a PS2 game made me do it! really!" -- you think that holds any credibility as an "inspired by" murder? None of these "followed the game". They were just murders.

      So really, neither of your premises hold, when it's nessecary for both of them to.

      GTA violence is highly fictionalized. And there haven't been any credible GTA-inspired murders.

      That being said, this isn't a case of censoring or pushing an agenda -- it's an attempt to hop on the contoversial bandwagon of "that thing is EVIL" and make money off of it. Like all the CSI episodes where they deal with some kind of subculture or hobby (Furries, Swingers, comic books, board game players, comedians, etc) they'll solve the crime and then nod about how deviant and pitiful the people are, but then be corrected by the head guy and reminded to be tolerant.

    6. Re:They have all the right. by Flaming+Babies · · Score: 2, Funny
      GTA does not imitate reality, or anywhere near it. You can't go on a shooting spree in downtown LA, drive a few blocks, and then hop out of your car as if nothing happened.
      Of course you can't. You have to drive through the appropriate number of police bribe badges first.
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    7. Re:They have all the right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish I had mod points for this.

    8. Re:They have all the right. by Reliant-1864 · · Score: 1

      Why imitate crimes from GTA? A better idea would be to imitate crimes from such violent sources such as CSI: Miami. They even give tips on how to avoid being caught by the police, that are more based on reality than "drive over police bribe icons".

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    9. Re:They have all the right. by smoker2 · · Score: 1
      I've also heard that medical doctors and lawyers can't watch shows about their professions
      Offtopic, but the one thing I always found annoying in the X files, was when somebody was hurt and Scully rushed forward saying "let me through, I'm a medical doctor !"

      Now, I'm not pretending that there aren't other kinds of Doctorate out there, but why is it worthy of mention every f***ing time

      Are these people used to dudes running up to accident scenes shouting "let me pass, I'm a doctor of philosophy", or "make way, Doctor of fine arts here". It doesn't seem likely, or does it ?

    10. Re:They have all the right. by Evangelion · · Score: 1

      Of course you can't. You have to drive through the appropriate number of police bribe badges first.

      You only really need to do that if you have 3 stars or more. If you're half decent at driving, 2 stars is easy as hell to outrun.

    11. Re:They have all the right. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Now, I'm not pretending that there aren't other kinds of Doctorate out there, but why is it worthy of mention every fucking time

      Because part of being a doctor is the duty to render aid when needed. Most likely, the people she tells are different every time, and she is probably on the scene before any EMTs.

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  6. damn this pisses me off! by illtron · · Score: 4, Funny

    Every time I read something like this, it makes me want to carjack someone's Infernus, back up over them with it, then go on a huge hooker shooting spree.

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    1. Re:damn this pisses me off! by towsonu2003 · · Score: 1

      Every time I read something like this, it makes me want to carjack someone's Infernus, back up over them with it, then go on a huge hooker shooting spree.

      u spend way too much time playing those games...
    2. Re:damn this pisses me off! by IANAAC · · Score: 5, Funny

      and then enjoy a nice cup of coffee.

    3. Re:damn this pisses me off! by illtron · · Score: 4, Funny

      only the hottest coffee will do!

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    4. Re:damn this pisses me off! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After entering the appropriate cheat code http://www.joystiq.com/entry/1234000150050789/, of course

    5. Re:damn this pisses me off! by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      and then I sue them for making it too hot!

      PS. Profit!

    6. Re:damn this pisses me off! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing the Infernus only exists in the GTA world.

    7. Re:damn this pisses me off! by dcam · · Score: 1

      Just make sure that you don't hold it your lap.

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  7. Not that surprising... by IAmTheDave · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Shows often hop on a hot-topic issue to prompt more viewership. This move is relatively unsurprising. What will be interesting to see is if the game is actually blamed, or the show exhonorates (sp?) the game, dismissing what the kids emulate and acknowledging that personal responsibility is capable of dettering anyone from a mass murder spree, GTA be damned.

    (Sorry for the poor spelling.)

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    1. Re:Not that surprising... by (A)*(B)!0_- · · Score: 1

      Too bad the person who submitted the summary has already decided that the show is blaming the game - without actually seeing it.

    2. Re:Not that surprising... by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 4, Informative
      the show exhonorates (sp?) the game

      It's actually 'exonerates'. The word is derived not from the root "honor", but rather from "onus/onera", the Latin word for "burden". So to 'exonerate' is to 'remove the burden' from someone.

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    3. Re:Not that surprising... by typical · · Score: 1
      I would have thought that CSI's viewership would be young and more of the mind that Jack Thompson is an idiot than old and conservative and worried about young hooligans.

      /me shrugs. I guess the market researchers probably know better than I, but still.

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    4. Re:Not that surprising... by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      If I remember they did a law and order or other crime show on this in which the kid was definately shown to be at fault, not the game. And in an episode of CSI I saw a couple years back there was a crime involving the local BDSM scene, and I felt they were disturbingly fair considering that it's probably something more people have a nagitive view of than video game violence.

    5. Re:Not that surprising... by S.O.B. · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't be Slashdot if someone didn't jump to a conclusion with little or no evidence.

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    6. Re:Not that surprising... by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      Nice clarification and well done. The spelling of the word "looked" wrong to me, but I didn't know the background.

  8. Hollywood Vendetta by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hollywood has decided that games are a threat to their business, not just the next wholly owned subsidiary. They see that they can't control the game medium with their distribution monopolies and promotional control, so they're attacking it. They thought they could make a fortune off game music, but failed to change their bizmodel to pull that off. So now they see gamers and "pirates" as their enemy. Which consensus will now appear in Hollywood products generally. How long before the Internet itself becomes the target, beyond just P2P filesharing?

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    1. Re:Hollywood Vendetta by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      You're stupid, Anonymous obnoxious Coward, so I'll school you a little bit. Movies are already safe, and Hollywood has figured out how to profit from the ongoing movie/TV violence controversy by selling movies and TV shows covering that subject. While games are only hurt by the antigame coverage. Hollywood is anti-Hollywood when that suits it.

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    2. Re:Hollywood Vendetta by grungebox · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This seriously is one of the most inane comments I've read on Slashdot in a long time, and the only reason it's modded so high is that vitriol speaks louder than rationality. I mean, your contention is that Hollywood wants to destroy the game industry because it is a "threat to their business"? Is that why the number of movie tie-in licenses is on the rise in the game industry (a recent Wired article talked about this)? Is that why Warner Bros has started forcing game publishers to meet certain quality standards on their movie tie-in games, because WB really wants to fuck up the game industry?

      Please.

      Hollywood isn't stupid. That's why these licenses exist. It's another source of revenue right now due to licensing agreements, especially for the blockbuster films that make so much money for Hollywood anyways. In fact, I can't remember the last "blockbuster movie" that DIDN'T have a movie tie-in. What, you think EA unilaterally makes the game without the movie studios' permission? Your only "proof" of this is that Hollywood failed at the gaming music business. I'm not sure what you mean since:
      a) Music and its associated licenses are the RIAA's domain, not the MPAA.
      b) Game music is a small industry. And by small I mean infinitesimal.
      c) Hollywood composers who compose for games are not owned by any Hollywood studio. This isn't 40's Hollywood. They're approached individually. That's why composers can also work for competing studios on different films.

      You mentioned they "see games and 'pirates as their enemy." That statement makes two very different claims. Pirates are an enemy to any industry, even gaming. They take material and illegitimately reproduce it. It's not like the gaming industry hasn't used questionable tactics before (like StarForce). So, sure, Hollywood is probably attacking P2P in very illegitimate and unjustified ways. No one is going to argue that the MPAA is not idiotic, but making the claim that Hollywood is out to "get" the gaming industry is inaccurate, and more importantly, irrational.

    3. Re:Hollywood Vendetta by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      And yet, the majority of Hollywood movies for the past decade at least have featured people that could easily be described as "hackers" being oppressed by, fighting to resist, and ultimately defeating huge corporations. Hollywood may have desires of their own but the ultimate dictator of their content is what the audience wants to see.

    4. Re:Hollywood Vendetta by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Your comment is insipid, even without your calling mine "inane". For example, the "pirates" that Hollywood targets thru the RIAA have now been documented to increase record sales, propping up their industry that is flailing for other reasons. And the games that we're discussing are a threat to Hollywood precisely because Hollywood is becoming dependent on licensisng revenue from these games. Because Hollywood doesn't control the production or distribution systems for the games, or directly control the customer relationship with the game market. The money alone isn't enough for Hollywood: they need control of the perpetuation of their harvesting it. Especially as Hollywood's movie revenue has become completely dependent on "francises", remakes of TV shows and even just movies with repeated characters, they see that new franchises will come from games like Tomb Raider. Hollywood fought the comics industry, too (on "decency), right when they were licensing characters like Batman and Superman. It's an old game for them.

      You might be foolish enough to take it all at face value, but let me break it to you: those movies are made up stories - behind the scenes are scaffolds, they're wearing makeup, and the nice guy doesn't usually get the girl in the end.

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    5. Re:Hollywood Vendetta by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      That was before "hackers" was equated in the mind of the public with spammers and virus worms. Before, most people only heard about hackers (crackers, really), and admired them for "beating the system" or even theft, in the grand American tradition. Now that "hackers" are hacking Hollywood DRM and phishing people, expect more backlash in Hollywood stories about "evil hackers", terrorists who threaten a vulnerable public with nerdy attacks.

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    6. Re:Hollywood Vendetta by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      You beat me to it, Doc.
      Your argument is not inane at all.
      Whatever licensing fees Hollywood might derive from video games is trivialized by the beating they're taking from the video game market itself. Only an extremely tiny handful of movies or TV shows lend themselves for translation to a video game.
      Fewer people go to the theatre these days, with home theatre available, and video games, not to mention most movies are sucky anwyay, anymore ..
      Mostly, I'm sure the television and Hollywood industries would love to get the heat off of themselves by deferring to video games as the source of all media inspired violence. They've been taking the brunt of that argument for years, and now they see an opportunity to give that monkey on their back to someone else, killing two birds with one stone, in effect.

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    7. Re:Hollywood Vendetta by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      You sir have nothing to base this off of. I'm sure Hollywood HATES the gravy train that is the games-based-off-movies market tha they get a cut out of.

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    8. Re:Hollywood Vendetta by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Why don't you try reading the post where I explain how Hollywood hates games precisely because they love the money they get from them? You can ignore the harshness directed at the original poster to whom I replied (in kind), as your own sarcastic reply is still politely presented. But the point is the same.

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    9. Re:Hollywood Vendetta by Dragoonmac · · Score: 1

      What, they haven't gone after P2P, publicity wise that is, already?
      http://www.comicspage.com/comicspage/main.jsp?cati d=1149&custid=69&file=20050814csdty-s-p.jpg&code=c sdty&dir=/dicktracy
      That says it all.

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    10. Re:Hollywood Vendetta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're stupid. You actually believe the writers of CSI are sitting around in a bunker conspiring with the rest of Hollywood to destroy the video game industry.

      I'll let you in on a little secret. The only thing the writers care about is making a story that is interesting enough to keep their show on the air, so they can make money. They don't give a damn about controlling video game distribution.

      I'll let you in on another secret. The head honchos in Hollywood don't go to the writers of CSI and spoon-feed them episode plots.

      You may now return to your regularly-scheduled anti-psychotics.

    11. Re:Hollywood Vendetta by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      You're an idiot - an Anonymous idiot Coward. You think the producers never tell the writers what to write, from their own moneygrubbing perspective? Go back to your sleep of denial, and watch more TV.

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    12. Re:Hollywood Vendetta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're stupid -- Doc stupid Ruby. I won't try to dissuade you from your delusions any longer. Your paranoia amuses me.

  9. Does this mean? by WebHostingGuy · · Score: 1

    Art is imitating life again?

    Seriously though, the people who believe games induce violence will not be changed and those who believe it doesn't won't be changed either. The few souls who don't have an opinion might be changed but I don't think there are very many of them left.

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  10. And now... by daranz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Somebody needs to go start killing people, and say that he was inspired by gruesome scenes in CSI. Right back at them.

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    1. Re:And now... by theblueprint · · Score: 4, Informative
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    2. Re:And now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I want to know is:

      Where was all this righteous anger when CSI did their Furry episode? How come no one stodd up for the furries then, but everyone's up in arms now.

      Bunch of hypocrites.

    3. Re:And now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ooooOOOOhhh...that game is such crap!

    4. Re:And now... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      There's a simple explanation:

      NO ONE LIKES FURRIES.

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  11. Discovering the secrets of the game? by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 5, Funny
    As they score points for each crime committed, the CSIs must discover what consists of getting to the next level in the game in order to stop the culprits before they strike again.'"

    Couldn't the CSIs just check the walkthrough?

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    1. Re:Discovering the secrets of the game? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      Couldn't the CSIs just check the walkthrough?

      Actually I get the feeling they'll do EXACTLY THAT. And I bet it'll be the long hair-computer-nerd who'll say something like:

      "Guess what!" (smiles blatantly) "Here is a detailed walkthru of the game, telling us how these kids are gonna rob the next banks."

      "So, am I a genius or what?"

    2. Re:Discovering the secrets of the game? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      I myself was wondering how you get "points" in GTA. I mean, what the hell? Points? Are they acting out a sidescroller for christs sake?

      Just one more example of a scriptwriter with no effing clue what he's talking about. Points? I guess they've got to come up with some motivation for the hypothetical psycho gamers to want to leave their basements.

      Gamer1: Lets go on a citywide shooting spree!
      Gamer2: STFU and pass the cheetos.
      Gamer1: There will be points...
      Gamer2: POINTS?!?! Screw cheetos! Hand me my m16 baby!

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    3. Re:Discovering the secrets of the game? by MaestroSartori · · Score: 1

      Erm, have you ever played any of the GTA games? You get points for doing many things, including killing people. You can then (from GTA3+) pick up their money, etc.

    4. Re:Discovering the secrets of the game? by Prophet+of+Nixon · · Score: 0

      Hey, the original (good) GTA games were played for points, as well as missions. That was the whole point of the score multipliers for finishing several missions in a row without failing, and the smaller multipliers for multikills, gory deaths, irony (smashing people with an ambulance, or a hippy bus), etc. The arcade feel of the games was what made them great, not the slapshod mess of hooliganism they are now.

    5. Re:Discovering the secrets of the game? by hattan · · Score: 1

      Either that, or "I called the Game developers and through my savvy techno speak I was able to get them to send me an uber secret document called a game strategy guide."

    6. Re:Discovering the secrets of the game? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      I played 3 and Vice city. All you got for killing people was whatever cash they had on 'em. I guess you can look at the money you make as your "score" but it's really not the same thing.

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    7. Re:Discovering the secrets of the game? by Tired_Blood · · Score: 1

      The CSI team will pursue people that have multiple stars hovering over their heads.

      *SPOILER WARNING*
      They'll catch the bad guys using video evidence, without explaining who recorded it from 3ft above and 6 ft behind each of them. None of the video will expose their faces, but there's extensive footage of their backs - apparently that's enough for a conviction.

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    8. Re:Discovering the secrets of the game? by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      You also get a rating that increases for each act you commit.

    9. Re:Discovering the secrets of the game? by CommiePuddin · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember there being a "score" value on the status screen in the pause menu (like anyone ever checks that), but it's been a couple of months since I cracked open my GTA:SA (error edition!), so I could be blowing smoke here.

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    10. Re:Discovering the secrets of the game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it isn't an accomplishment if you used a walkthrough.

    11. Re:Discovering the secrets of the game? by Regolith · · Score: 1

      Guess the gamers should have stuck to "I'm thinking Arby's".

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    12. Re:Discovering the secrets of the game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a "completion score" for doing various things, most of which are entirely non-violent. There's also a bunch of statistics about how much property damage you've committed, how many tires you've popped, how many people you've killed, etc.

    13. Re:Discovering the secrets of the game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Screw you. Yet another person who acts like GTA1 and GTA2 never existed.

    14. Re:Discovering the secrets of the game? by despisethesun · · Score: 1

      There is, but all it really does is list just how big of a criminal you are. You start as "petty thug" or something like that, and work up to "King of San Andreas". The score is just a convenient way of keeping track of when you'll reach the next "level". They're more like experience points in an RPG than points in the traditional video game sense.

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    15. Re:Discovering the secrets of the game? by dcam · · Score: 1
      It would make a fantastic post to a gaming forum.

      Hi,

      I'm a CSI trying solve a crime and we need to get past level 1 to do that. I keep getting killed by the guy with the rocket launcher just after you have stolen the tank. Any tips on getting past this? It's kinda urgent.
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  12. Don't worry, Citizens! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now, Jimmy, I want you to do something for me. Do you think you can help me out? Yeah? Good.
    See this badge, Jimmy? It means you're an honorary police officer. Tell me about what you saw.
    Jimmy, I am going to find out who stole your video game.

  13. The answer is simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As they score points for each crime committed, the CSIs must discover what consists of getting to the next level in the game in order to stop the culprits before they strike again.

    GameFAQs. What kind of investigators are these?

  14. This isn't a problem by grasshoppa · · Score: 4, Informative

    As long as they portray it as bad parenting and idiotic kids acting out bits from a video game. Or a book. Or a movie.

    It's not that video games don't inspire mentally unstable people to do stupid things. That's a given. Mentally unstable people could find inspirations for their actions from a box of rice crispies.

    It's how you portray it.

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    1. Re:This isn't a problem by FireballX301 · · Score: 1

      Rice Crispies! Dear God!

      SOUND THE ALERT! Rice Crispies are the root of terrorism. TERRORISM!

    2. Re:This isn't a problem by garcia · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As long as they portray it as bad parenting and idiotic kids acting out bits from a video game. Or a book. Or a movie. It's how you portray it.

      Well sadly, TV episodes based on activities that happen elsewhere in *reality*, aren't always true to the way it really happens and even go so far as to completely misrepresent the way things are. Take for instance the recent episode of Law and Order: Criminal Intent (5/8/05) that included a bit on geocaching that misrepresented it as cache containers being buried and requiring a shovel to retrieve.

      geocaching.com (the largest of the cache listing services) had to post something about it on the main page because of all the parks districts that might become offended if they believed that cachers were out in the woods with shovels:

      Geocaching was featured on Law & Order: Criminal Intent this evening, May 8. Contrary to the creative license taken by the show's writers, we strictly do not list caches that are buried.

      The TV shows will take whatever liberties they can to make it sell well, regardless of the possibile outcomes for those that actually partake in the *real world* activities.

    3. Re:This isn't a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Im not convinced bad parenting is the whole story, or even that its limited to idiotic kids, its impossible to get a definitive answer, but undeniably everybody is influenced by what we see and do (tv/games/news etc etc) the closest to a study free from unknown variables has to be the Bhutan's saga... and thats some pretty damming evidence! see: http://www.guardian.co.uk/weekend/story/0,3605,975 769,00.html

    4. Re:This isn't a problem by DrScotsman · · Score: 1

      In other news, child admits breaking his brother's arm was inspired by "Snap".

    5. Re:This isn't a problem by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call your example a "creative liberty," I'd call it "lazy writers." Unless someone's writing fan fiction, usually creative liberties have a point they're flailing to make; this just sounds like a case of folks not doing their research.

    6. Re:This isn't a problem by cdrdude · · Score: 0

      Mentally unstable people could find inspirations for their actions from a box of rice crispies. Actually, no. Rice Crispies have never inspired me to go on a killing rampage. Cheerio's on the other hand...

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  15. That Sounds Great! by jenkin+sear · · Score: 5, Funny

    That sounds like a great episode.

    In fact, I'm going to create a video game where you are a forensic pathologist, and you have to travel around a city trying to track down a gang of teenagers who are acting out scenes inspired by the latest episode of CSI... you must figure out what the crazy wrapup / plot twist will be in order to stop them. I bet the video game would be a hell of a lot more interesting than their show- and probably about equally gory.

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  16. What? by vjmurphy · · Score: 2, Funny

    A popular television series is using a plotline based upon bad information to enhance its ratings during sweeps month? Tell me it isn't true. Next thing you know, they won't be throwing their main characters into bikinis and making them kiss!

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    1. Re:What? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Ahhh... but the question is whether it will be Catherine and Sara kissing in those bikinis, or Gil and Warrick?

      Here, put this bikini on. I need you to help test out my theory of the crime...

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  17. Must-watch garbage. by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Funny


    As they score points for each crime committed, the CSIs must discover what consists of getting to the next level in the game in order to stop the culprits before they strike again.

    Simple...just put a big sign over a warehouse that says 'Pay-n-Spray', fill the warehouse with cops, and wait. ^_^

    Seriously, though, I will be watching this episode tonight, even though I usually avoid CSI: Miami like the plague (I would rather perform an appendectomy on myself with a rusty grapefruit spoon than sit through David Caruso gibbering and capering onscreen for an hour). After all, we have to be familiar withh the propaganda if we're going to fight it effectively, no?

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  18. This would never happen because... by technopinion · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anyone stupid enough to need a videogame to tell them how to commit crimes is stupid enough to get caught pretty quickly.

  19. pity by towsonu2003 · · Score: 1

    I pity the kids whose parents actually believe the stuff they see on CSI is real and WILL affect them/ their kids. good luck... and I expect an increase in Auto theft game purchases after this CSI. Is it a coincidence that this is airing close to christmas (though in US, $now is close to christmas, whatever $now is)?

    1. Re:pity by frostfreek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Aside from believing it is real, which is a problem, watching this stuff WILL affect us/them. Assuming that it enters your brain, you are affected. You can remember it, can't you?

      I am not saying the effect will cause people to do certain actions; I am saying that you are now a (marginally) different person for watching the show, compared to if you didn't watch the show. You know, parallel universes, decisions, and stuff like that.

      On a vaguely related note, med students (well, the ones I know) went to 'desensitization' classes. During this time, they watched movies of gross stuff; blood, surgery, accidents... You know, stuff that would make normal people faint, barf, hide, or maybe all three!
      If watching that stuff didn't affect them, then there would be no point in doing it.

      So, I am open to the idea that watching CSI / playing violent games may desensitize you to the subject.

      On another tangent, I do like the idea of someone making a video game where you play a CSI... It could be a GTA mod! Then, play online, and if you prove someone else is guilty... they get kicked! Ha ha!

  20. This just in, TV stinks! by aarku · · Score: 1

    As long as I have my Unity engine and a computer in front of me, I'll make the game I want to make and will be uncensored. The rest of the world can shove off. Don't be scared, folks, the Indies will make it all right.

    1. Re:This just in, TV stinks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better take your meds.

  21. Good! 'cause when they finally catch me... by Abuzar · · Score: 1

    my excuse is gonna be reading slashdot and coding in Perl.

  22. cool.. by trifster · · Score: 1

    I'll watch. its a great game, make a great movie.

  23. Pot calling the kettle black by Billosaur · · Score: 2, Insightful

    CSI:Miami, a TV-show with violent content, is going to go up against violent content in the video game industry? What do you kow? The vultures are beginning to eat each other! Of course violent games and TV don't make people into killers! Now excuse me as I go strap on my StormTrooper armor, grab my handy blaster, and lay waste to some people at the supermarket...

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    1. Re:Pot calling the kettle black by ergo98 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      CSI:Miami, a TV-show with violent content, is going to go up against violent content in the video game industry?

      Um, not - they just want viewers. In the grand scheme of "follow the buck", they aren't trying to make the world a better place or to make some profound social commentary: They're just doing whatever gets the viewers so they can please their advertisers. You know - Just like GTA is just trying to sell games, and they aren't actually trying to get you to kill cops and hookers.

    2. Re:Pot calling the kettle black by -Grover · · Score: 1

      You know, there is a glaring difference here.

          While CSI and GTA are for amsument only, there are some CONSTRUCTIVE things to do with your "handy blaster". For instance, are you aware that a single shot can instantly ignite a Burger King broiler oven thingie? You're close, but your analogy isn't perfect ;)

    3. Re:Pot calling the kettle black by Billosaur · · Score: 1

      They're just doing whatever gets the viewers so they can please their advertisers.

      Then they need more babes in skimpy outfits and men drinking beer and packing small arsenals of destruction.

      The minute a television show uses something in the news as a focal point for a story, it diminishes the story. It's a picture of a picture -- the lines begin to blur. It's bad enough that the populace believes video games are turning the youth of the world into gun-wielding zombie killers (thank you Jack Thompson!), but now that view is becoming acceptable enough that it's making it into the popular medium of TV. And people are gullible enough to believe what the TV tells them, without putting critical thought into how they are forming the opinon or finding out more background information on the subject.

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    4. Re:Pot calling the kettle black by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      CSI:Miami, a TV-show with violent content, is going to go up against violent content in the video game industry?

      They already had a gametester killing another last year, too.

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  24. The burning question must be asked.. by Anonymous+Meoward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Will the episode be sponsored by a producer of hot coffee?

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  25. CSI the game... by Harrakis · · Score: 1, Funny

    flunked out, so they need to take it out on someone... Last thing i want to do for 6 hrs is a pixel hunt to find some guys pubic hairs. If i want a pixel hunt i'll go back and play myst.

  26. New? by thesnarky1 · · Score: 1

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that CSI (the original) has already done this storyline, but with one kid. All I can remember (was a few years ago) was killing a hooker.

    1. Re:New? by towsonu2003 · · Score: 1

      law&order svu also did that storyline but who cares. it's not like they are /. ... no dupe there.

    2. Re:New? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure it might have been done on the original CSI. But this is CSI: Miami, which is totally different. For starters, it takes place in Miami.

    3. Re:New? by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      And it's named CSI:Miami.

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  27. TV != real life. Especially for the CSI shows. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    from the whole, Physical evidence never lies last week on CSI (it does, or rather people are faluable.) to today's GTA inspired show. What do you expect? People want entertainment, people want absolutes. BFD.

  28. Will they continue to be Politically Correct? by SengirV · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've never seen so many white gang members in my life as there are in the CSI universe. Are tehy afraid of offending anyone? EVER?

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    1. Re:Will they continue to be Politically Correct? by birder · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I saw my first black murder suspect on CSI the other night. Don't worry, he was framed by a white guy.

    2. Re:Will they continue to be Politically Correct? by minus_273 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I got two words for you, Al Sharpton. You dont even have to be a rapist for him to accuse you of being one. All you have to be is white.

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  29. Not as Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As the made for tv movie "Mazes and Monsters" but it's a start.

  30. Oh, that exlains the RIAA by Abuzar · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...they've been watching too much CSI.

  31. Who do we like on this one? by dj245 · · Score: 0
    Its CSI! We have to support shows with science in television! But wait, its a lousy spin-off and the science is unrealistic and oftentimes wrong (overzooming on security videos anyone?) Then we have GTA, which started out as a great game but has progressively slid downhill in terms of replayability in every release. I played GTA 3 over and over and over. GTA SA I played once and that was enough. I'm very confused.

    I say we put them both in a ring of jello and let them fight it out the American way.

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    1. Re:Who do we like on this one? by natefanaro · · Score: 1

      what do you mean overzooming on security videos? I thought that you could make pixels appear out of grainy, low rez shots!

    2. Re:Who do we like on this one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So your own boredom with the game accounts for a general characterization of the overall game quality?

      Welcome to slashdot....Your opinions = fact

  32. Monday's other show by J_Omega · · Score: 1

    ... is Monday Night Football.

    Don't these overlap on differeing networks? And if so, is anyone really worried that those who might actually read to far into a crime drama wouldn't be watching something more banal anyways?

    1. Re:Monday's other show by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 2

      Also, Tonight's Monday Night Football, which runs on ABC, is a huge rivalry game between the Vikings and the Packers. No one will be watching CSI (on CBS) anyhow, at least not in the Midwest.

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  33. Just trying to recapture their market by gregor-e · · Score: 1

    Hours spent watching TV has been decreasing for the last decade, owing to alternative time-wasters in the form of the internet and video games. It makes sense that TV would get out their big ole tar brush and paint up their new competition.

  34. double negative? by slowburn69 · · Score: 1

    This cannot be preceived as bad publicity for video games. A television show portray's an actor who plays a video game and replicates the violence. The rub is, they can't say it is the video games fault while the show depicts the exact same kind of violence. Maybe Rock star should make a game that portray's a crime based television show that a viewer watches then replicates the violence they see on the show... all this pandering moves focus away from the actual culprit, the person behind the actual violence.

  35. Provoking you to watch by ewg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Angry viewers count just as much in the ratings as any other kind of viewers. If stirring this pot motivates you to watch, it's money in the producers' pockets.

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    1. Re:Provoking you to watch by sparkchaser · · Score: 1

      It only puts money in their pockets if you support the sponsors.

    2. Re:Provoking you to watch by Nasarius · · Score: 1
      Angry viewers count just as much in the ratings as any other kind of viewers.

      Only if they have a Nielsen box.

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  36. I just hope... by ZeonMan0079 · · Score: 2, Funny
    they make the game's graphics look as advanced as their crime "analysis" software, 3d effects and all.

    Of course, silly me, this is one of them "videogames", so it must look like old PSX and sound like an Atari2600.

  37. The problem isn't TV by saskboy · · Score: 1

    I think it sounds like a great TV episode, it's just too bad that ignorant people will take it to mean that video games promte violence in EVERYONE. It's a very small portion of video game players that actually become violent in a certain manner due to something they witness in a game.

    The problem is parents who buy a game that's unsuitable for their mentally challenged or disturbed children. They wouldn't buy them beer or let them drive at 12, why would they buy them something like GTA?

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  38. CSI: Who Cares? Law and Order: Die Already Wolf! by Luscious868 · · Score: 1

    The broadcast networks (save ABC last season) have been bankrupt of good ideas for new shows for years now.

  39. three words for this episode... by buhatkj · · Score: 1

    crap, crap, crap....
    One of the many reasons I don't watch network TV

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  40. Come on, its a retread plot... by nweaver · · Score: 1

    "Killer Instinct" or whatever the crappy fox crime drama is did the same plot a week ago (Yeah, I watched it. I was flying on JetBlue and was curious about this particular POS. It was craptacular).

    Expect this same "Viloent crime spree videogame inspires real killers" to pop up in Law and Order next.

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    1. Re:Come on, its a retread plot... by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Expect this same "Viloent crime spree videogame inspires real killers" to pop up in Law and Order next.


      IIRC, they've already done it. Twice. Once on SVU, once on Criminal Intent.

      I couldn't find a link to the CI episode so maybe I'm misremembering, but here's something about the SVU one: http://gamingredients.com/news/2005/02/law-order-c rime-game/

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  41. I can't speak for anyone else, but . . . by div_2n · · Score: 5, Interesting

    After I played GTA (can't remember which one) at a friend's house for a couple of hours, I found myself thinking about ramming into other vehicles and stealing their cars. I'm really not joking. Of course, I also once pointed at a cop checking for speeders during my Quake years and yelling audibly, "Look at that camper!!!" Again, I'm really not joking.

    While I neither rammed other people's cars nor pulled out a rocket launcher to teach the cop a lesson, I certainly KNOW that games can bleed into reality and if the person is just messed up enough in the head already, I don't doubt they could live out the game.

    1. Re:I can't speak for anyone else, but . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      After I played GTA (can't remember which one) at a friend's house for a couple of hours, I found myself thinking about ramming into other vehicles and stealing their cars. I'm really not joking. Of course, I also once pointed at a cop checking for speeders during my Quake years and yelling audibly, "Look at that camper!!!" Again, I'm really not joking.


      You must be a devil with the ladies!
    2. Re:I can't speak for anyone else, but . . . by div_2n · · Score: 1

      Actually I am. Currently dating a girl that could/should be a model. She also happens to like video gaming, so I don't think that is a strike against me :) She introduced me to "The Suffering" and got a kick out of it. It had been a while since I played any games. Man have they come a long way in terms of adult content.

    3. Re:I can't speak for anyone else, but . . . by sammy+baby · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was about to comment about how you need to get a life, or are clearly unbalanced, when I remembered how extended sessions of Quake caused me to walk up and down stairwells by circle-strafing, so as not to be caught off guard.

    4. Re:I can't speak for anyone else, but . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After watching The Last Samurai, I want to build a village of swordsman, after watching Gone in 60 Seconds, I want to steal cars, after watching X-Men I want to be a mutant, after watching Teletubbies, I want.. I want to kill myself.

      Movies and games complement each other.
      After watching The Fast and The Furious I played Need for Speed Underground for weeks!
      I'm glad there are violent videogames around, or else the world would be screwed (probably by me)

    5. Re:I can't speak for anyone else, but . . . by GreenPlastikMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As many have pointed out in this thread, the problem is not with the video games but with the parenting. If there exists a violent video game under the sun, I have probably played it, and thoroughly enjoyed the gore in the process.

      Still, I don't run around acting it out, because I was raised to understand the difference between reality and non-reality.

      This is just like parents saying that Rock 'n Roll was going to turn us all into monsters; or certain books that were banned because of their inflammatory nature.

      Parents in this country (or any other country (but this country especially)) need to grab their kids by the ears and let them know what's what, instead of blaming things like sex and/or violence in video-games and movies. It's almost like as though parents think they can just put parenting of their children on auto-pilot and rely on technology (various censoring and tracking gadgets) and the government (the FCC and whatever 1st Amendment-subversive bills "values"-driven politicans are trying to push through Congress these days).

      It's almost as if parents today are affraid of getting their hands dirty or having to confront their kids in fear of "not being cool". You are a parent. You're job is NOT to be cool. Instead, you should be worrying about making sure that you raise a well-adjusted kid that doesn't think violence in video games is a green light to go postal on the world. It seemed to have worked for me.

      Also, if you start censoring video games, you also have to censor movies and television. Why stop there? Books can be just as much of a hideaway from reality as anything else. For some people it's music that sets them off. For others it may be sports. Who here hasn't watched a Football game or a boxing match and thought to themselves, "Man, I wish I could flatten someone like that" and then thought of the specific person they wish they could flatten?

      I'm just saying. The video games and the violence contained therein are not the problem. Instead, it's the fact that people in this country are no longer willing to take responsibilities for their actions, and more specifically their failures.

      That starts with the top (politicians) right on down to the everyman, and it shouldn't take a video game to tell us that.

    6. Re:I can't speak for anyone else, but . . . by Chubby_C · · Score: 5, Funny
      back in my day we didn't need video games to give us a reason to go on a crime spree...

      we just did it.

      kids these days just don't have the same innovation/imagination/motivation

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    7. Re:I can't speak for anyone else, but . . . by gregvr · · Score: 1

      For about a half hour after a big GoldenEye session, I found myself looking everywhere for security cameras. ('cause things in GoldenEye always went way better if you shot out the security cameras before entering an area...)

    8. Re:I can't speak for anyone else, but . . . by Mystical+Presence · · Score: 1

      I totally agree, every now and then (normally when I see short people and mistake them for dwarfs) I get this strange urge to don my wrath gear, wipe out my Arcanite Reaper and chase them down the block shouting "FOR THE HORDE".

      maybe that's just me though.

    9. Re:I can't speak for anyone else, but . . . by doug141 · · Score: 1

      After too much unreal tournament week after week, one day I walked out of the grocery store and the corner of my eye caught a white contail in the sky. "Deemer!" was the first thought to form.

      Another day I drove past 2 large industrial Chemical storage tanks in a familiar formation near a building. I found my gaze suddenly checking the small, secret spot between them were the invisibility powerup sits. please help me.

    10. Re:I can't speak for anyone else, but . . . by morgajel · · Score: 1

      I had the same problem when I was a bagger at a grocery store and I started playing tetris.

      "DAMNIT, I NEED ANOTHER CEREAL BOX"

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    11. Re:I can't speak for anyone else, but . . . by vidnet · · Score: 1

      After playing Rick Dangerous for many, many hours, I saw, in real life, a bowl of cookies in the house and thought that I had to grab them quick before a native could get me.

    12. Re:I can't speak for anyone else, but . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Currently dating a girl that could/should be a model."

      Little too much tomb raider, eh?

    13. Re:I can't speak for anyone else, but . . . by kabocox · · Score: 1

      After I played GTA (can't remember which one) at a friend's house for a couple of hours, I found myself thinking about ramming into other vehicles and stealing their cars. I'm really not joking. Of course, I also once pointed at a cop checking for speeders during my Quake years and yelling audibly, "Look at that camper!!!" Again, I'm really not joking.

      While I neither rammed other people's cars nor pulled out a rocket launcher to teach the cop a lesson, I certainly KNOW that games can bleed into reality and if the person is just messed up enough in the head already, I don't doubt they could live out the game.


      You need to chill a bit after playing games. I remember my first night of playing Doom II at a friends house. I must have jumped out of that chair atleast a dozen times that night. Did I think zombies or demons were going to come and get me? Nope. It was mainly something popping right out from a corner or the loud audio sych with the video of the demon shooting at me that usually got me. (Plus I'm really bad at those games.) I want to ram other people's cars all the time. Esp, waiting at gas stations. What keeps me from it? Hmm, I think damn my insurance wouldn't cover that and I'd likly go to jail. I'll just put up with it. Heck, there are times that I'd like grab the guy that had just cut infront of me at the gas station and beat them to death. Then, I think, but I'd have to get out of my safe car or act like a crazy idiot banging on some stranger's car window, and then I'd likely get stuck in jail. Yeap, thoughts of going to jail have keep random strangers safe from my thoughts of doing them extreme bodily harm.

    14. Re:I can't speak for anyone else, but . . . by cg0def · · Score: 1

      Dude you are really messed up. Games DONOT bleed into reality ever. The only thing that games might do it totally destroy your social life i.e. your real life and there are plenty of people that can vouche for that. Oh and as far as your little problem goes with confusing reality after a prolonged exposure to video games I am confident that there are some pretty good specialists in your area that can help you with that. Though I must admit that ... maybe ... there are real life situations that resemble video games, but this is exactly where your common sence kicks in and tells that mere resemblence does not equal to being the same. Dude this is like saying that riding roller coasters causes people to break the speed limit laws and the road safety regulations. This is an absurd thought and even more absurd statement ...

    15. Re:I can't speak for anyone else, but . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Heck, there are times that I'd like grab the guy that had just cut infront of me at the gas station and beat them to death. Then, I think, but I'd have to get out of my safe car or act like a crazy idiot banging on some stranger's car window, and then I'd likely get stuck in jail."

      It is precisely your unwillingness to confront the asshole who cut in front of you in line that allows him to continue cutting in front of people in line. Some people have no sense of common decency, and must have those kinds of things pointed out to them, sometimes forcefully.

    16. Re:I can't speak for anyone else, but . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      While I neither rammed other people's cars nor pulled out a rocket launcher to teach the cop a lesson, I certainly KNOW that games can bleed into reality and if the person is just messed up enough in the head already, I don't doubt they could live out the game.

      I have full faith that video games can inspire actual crimes, especially by children/teenagers, who are more easily influenced by them. No doubt whatsoever.

      Granted, I don't think that the game will actually -cause- the crime, merely influence what shape it takes. Kids may actually be inspired to shoot into traffic (sorry, too lazy to look for a better link) by Grand Theft Auto...but these same kids, minus the video game to mold their crime, would probably have just tortured the neighbors cat, or burned somebody's house down, or dropped bricks off of overpasses, or whatever. And they may still have managed to kill somebody.

      Face it, there are thousands of little sociopaths running around this country (by which I mean the US). Odds are most of them play video games. So when one of these little idiots gets busted doing something stupid, of course they'll try to blame it on whatever game they played that day. Never mind the millions of other kids who play videogames, even GTA-style games, and never do anything so stupid or reckless, of course...much the same way millions of kids over the years have played D&D and not killed themselves, or listened to death metal and not killed themselves, or done all three and not gone on a school shooting rampage. It's gotta be GTA's fault, or Doom's fault, or Ozzy's fault, or whatever.

      Videogames (as well as every other cultural scare that parents have concocted) are the scapegoat our society uses to try to hide the fact that it cranks out some truly -bad- people, as well as some that are just truly stupid. Nobody wants to believe that their kid is just a sociopath, or an idiot.

    17. Re:I can't speak for anyone else, but . . . by kabocox · · Score: 1

      It is precisely your unwillingness to confront the asshole who cut in front of you in line that allows him to continue cutting in front of people in line. Some people have no sense of common decency, and must have those kinds of things pointed out to them, sometimes forcefully.

      Yes, but society in general doesn't think that I should beat to death the person that cuts in front of me no matter how much I personnal would like that stranger's behavior changed.

    18. Re:I can't speak for anyone else, but . . . by Cycon · · Score: 1
      While I neither rammed other people's cars nor pulled out a rocket launcher to teach the cop a lesson, I certainly KNOW that games can bleed into reality and if the person is just messed up enough in the head already, I don't doubt they could live out the game.

      I clearly remember taking a break from an extended session of GTA:SA for a quick trip down the road to pick up some takeaway, and having to consciously resist the temptation to blow through a red light, or nudge a few cars out of my way with my front bumper.

      Why can't we all just admit, whether these violent games have an effect on some people or not, most of us don't really care just as long as no one takes them away .. they're so much damn fun!

      Speaking seriously, that "fun" aspect to these games provides a welcome release after long, stressful days at school/work/whatever, which is surely more beneficial to the majority than is is detrimental to an unbalanced few.

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  42. Prevent A Double-Standard by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Before anyone complains about this, keep in mind that it's just television. You know... make-believe, just like the video games. It would be unfortunate for people to make predictions about how this CSI:Miami episode will affect people considering those critics would be the same ones arguing with Jack about how the games affect people's behavior.

    I'm surprised this even made Slashdot. What next... a detailed analysis of how the last Numb3rs episode was incorrect? How TV shows glamorize things that aren't glamorous? It's TV... it's about ratings, not trying to change how people think.

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    1. Re:Prevent A Double-Standard by mbourgon · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, but the old saying holds true - repeat a phrase often enough, enough people believe it true, then it becomes true.

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    2. Re:Prevent A Double-Standard by legirons · · Score: 1

      "Before anyone complains about this, keep in mind that it's just television."

      Like, just the sole source of opinions for most of the country? Who cares if it describes people we know in a way liable to identify them as criminals?

    3. Re:Prevent A Double-Standard by Zordak · · Score: 1

      So... If a game rewards me with points enough times for killing cops and hookers (thereby telling me it's okay), I'll eventually start believing it's okay to kill cops and hookers, and then it becomes okay to kill cops and hookers?

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    4. Re:Prevent A Double-Standard by mbourgon · · Score: 1

      Small difference - one is the "media", which has "experts" and "discussions", etc, etc. The other is your game. Big difference, imho, between hearing about it from a game, and hearing about it every time you turn on the TV, be it TV shows, News programs, etc.

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  43. Clew #1: GTA is satire by gregor-e · · Score: 2, Interesting

    GTA is satire. Made all the richer by those who don't get it and end up looking like the total goofs they are for taking satire seriously.

  44. I hope this doesn't kill... by johnny+cashed · · Score: 1

    my "Random shooting spree in a mall" video game. How do you decide who to shoot anyway?

  45. This is like the Quincy episode... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... with the "punk rockers". It set us back 20 years.

    P.S. Sid was innocent.

  46. Wow. 20 million people still watch that show? by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    I thought they jumped the shark with the "tsunami" episode (David Caruso was getting pretty tedious even before that). This sounds like another incredibly unlikely storyline.

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    1. Re:Wow. 20 million people still watch that show? by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      I can imagine it now:

      Opening line:
      No, Jenny, I can tell you the game is _not_ over. In fact, the game.... is just starting.

      Closing line, after capturing the bad guys:
      Where you're going... the only scoring... will be on you.

      And so on. God I hate Caruso. Plus, Miami seems to be the offician vessel for the most tastelessly political and sensationalist stories. Vegas is 100x better. Grissom is god.

    2. Re:Wow. 20 million people still watch that show? by slappyjack · · Score: 1

      Well, look what it's up against... If you don't like football (which is emperically WRONG) or if the game sucks (like tonights epic of Minnesota vs Green Bay - who fucking cares?) what the hell else do you have to watch? "Medium"? Please.

      Or, you can waatch the panoply (i have no idea if thats even being used correctly, i just like saying it) of junk on Cable ranging from TLC's "Yet more shit about babies" to Lifetime's "Yet more Movies about Empowered Women Taking on men (who are ALL jerks, except for old-european Princes)" to The Military Channel's "How Much New Narration Can We Put To Stock Footage of Nazi's Getting Their Asses Kicked."

      Disclaimer: I happen to LOVE the Military Channel

      There ain't a whole lot of effort in putting decent TV on monday nights, and CSI Miami does have them hot scientists. And that Coroner... rrrrowrrr!

    3. Re:Wow. 20 million people still watch that show? by wcrowe · · Score: 1

      Opening line:
      No, Jenny, I can tell you the game is _not_ over. In fact, the game.... is just starting.

      Closing line, after capturing the bad guys:
      Where you're going... the only scoring... will be on you.


      That's pretty accurate. Are you sure you don't write for them?

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  47. Killer Instinct - been there, done that... by TheRealStyro · · Score: 1

    Killer instinct had an episode about this a couple weeks back. The episode was called 'game over' and featured a killer using the levels on a video game as a plan for the crimes.

    More info is available here - http://www.tv.com/killer-instinct/game-over/episod e/498048/summary.html

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    1. Re:Killer Instinct - been there, done that... by LocalH · · Score: 1

      Kind of ironic given the game that the show shares a name with.

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  48. Chicken, egg, time warp by Clockwork+Apple · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if the guys doing carjacking,killing,whoring and stealing in the 80s can sue for plagerism?

    Yeah video games invented violence, greed and lawlessness, now can we move on?

    C.

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  49. In this Episode the CSI:Miami team fail by Dr_LHA · · Score: 5, Funny

    The entire episode is spent using forensic evidence to track down the killer criminals, and the episode ends in a carjacking followed by an almighty car chase involving 20 police cars and the criminals.

    Unfortunately, just before the police are about the catch the crooks, they drive down an alley and pass through a floating police badge, costing $500, and the police promptly forget about them, causing a massive 20 car police pile up followed by period explosions for 5 minutes in which 500 police and innocent bystanders are killed.

    However, the criminals later are found standing aimlessly outside a local hospital after a misguided attempt at a stunt jump landed their car in the river, which was unfortunate as they were unable to swim.

    And life goes on in Vice Cit.... Miami.

  50. game violence and full VR by sinij · · Score: 0

    Game violence is something most of us grew up here and we are fine, right? Well its right and wrong at the same time. Since we were kids computer games gained whole lot of realism and detail. Its one thing to 'kill' pixilated nazis that cannot be mistaken for human beings because they don't look that real and another thing to ... well nothing right now but we are getting there. IMO in our lifetime we will see movie-realistic graphics and perhaps some emersion-3D technology that would make any games very close to reality. I don't think we have real problem right now with computer game violence, after all games do not feel real that reasonable person, or even typical kid, will mistake it for reality.

  51. Warren Spector by MrRogers2 · · Score: 1

    Marginally related are Warren Spector's thoughts on the issue, over at Gamespot. Very good read IMO.

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    1. Re:Warren Spector by Synic · · Score: 1

      thanks for the link

  52. Clearly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clearly, it is a dumb fucking show. Was and Will be. What else did you want when you turned it on?

  53. Predictable. by Phae · · Score: 1

    I can tell you how it ends. Microsoft saves the day with a Fatal Error.

  54. equal time? by EddieBurkett · · Score: 1

    So where's the episode where we find out that the CSI's are inspired to do what they do because they play the CSI: Miami video game?

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  55. I PlAy ViOlEnT GaMeS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've played violent video games for a long time now and I haven't killed anyone, yet...

    Football encourages drug use, sexual assault and battery. Why don't they do a CSI where a bunch of frat-boy football jocks stick needles in their butts just before raping and beating a bunch of under aged girls? The CSI detectives could then learn how to play football in hope that it will help them catch the drug addict rapist child molesters before they can strike again!

  56. With a name... by Dante+Shamest · · Score: 1

    ...like Satanic Puppy, I think you'd do it anyway. =P

    1. Re:With a name... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 3, Funny

      You remember that old school Doom mod that put Barney in place of the Cacodemon? I think they only did that so people would use the chainsaw more.

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    2. Re:With a name... by lowrydr310 · · Score: 1
      I remember that. I distinctly remember the sound clip of barney singing "I love you... you love me.."

      Are mods still available for the latest Doom? Does anyone still develop them?

      What about Half-Life? I haven't been gaming since 2001 or 2002. Last time I tried to play counterstrike, it complained about me needing Steam. I never installed it, and I ended up deleting HalfLife from my computer. Just last week, I installed Half-Life again (the original version) and tried to get Counter-Strike set up again. I was instructed to get the Steam client which will update my Half-Life and should allow me to downlaod CS, however when I installed Steam nothing happened. It doesn't see that I have Half-Life I installed. Do I need to do anything special?

      Is counterStrike even still supported (using the Half-Life I engine which I have - Half Life 2 requires more processing and video power than I currently have)

    3. Re:With a name... by Olix · · Score: 2, Informative

      Its all supported, its just you have to do lots of wierd stuff such as registering your HL1 CD with Steam. I think you might then need to download steams version of the HL files, I know not. And yes, HalfLife1 and Counter Strike are still fully supported. Anyway, to register your original HL game, log in, go to the "Games" tab and click "Activate a product on Steam". After that its all pretty obvious. Go check an FAQ or something if you need more details.

      This post has nothing to do with the original topic..

    4. Re:With a name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    5. Re:With a name... by bjkroll · · Score: 1

      Shit I remember that one... ah yes, Barney had it coming, and everyone knew it.

    6. Re:With a name... by schon · · Score: 1

      hehe.. there is a street performer in Edmonton, and one of his acts climaxes with the beheading of a Barney doll. As part of the lead up, he gets the audience to sing the "barney" song, and just before it all begins, he says "Kids, your family loves you. Your friends love you. Barney just wants your money."

      I heartily recommend it to anyone who has a sense of humor.

  57. Flock of Seagulls? by brakk · · Score: 1

    Cool, do they drive around listening to 80s music?

    If they get a PJC-600, not even the CSI guys could catch them.

  58. It's "Beck 2: Spår i Mörker" all over ag by Sippan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hey, they did the exact same thing in 1992 or something with a Swedish movie called Beck 2: Spår i Mörker. That time the victim was Bungie's game Marathon 2. (Though they claimed it was another game called "Final Doom". They didn't fool anyone, as you can see: read all about it, plus screenshots.

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  59. Meh by GarfBond · · Score: 2, Funny

    Personally I will love CSI if they have the kids yelling GIVEUSATANK or NOPOLICEPLEASE when I'M HORATIO AND I'M ALWAYS MAD/David Caruso start coming after them. Hey, it'd even set up a crappy cliche line for him to say.

    I don't think the writers will be that awesome though. Tis a shame.

    1. Re:Meh by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

      I'MHORATIOANDI'MALWAYSMAD would be a GREAT cheat code.

  60. Re:Clew #1: GTA is satire by EvilMonkeySlayer · · Score: 1

    What I hope happens is the GTA guys do a bit of a bitch slap back at CSI, a little piss take on CSI in the next GTA game if you will...

  61. Send Jack Bauer after them! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    He'll kick their asses!

    1. Re:Send Jack Bauer after them! by Winlin · · Score: 1

      But Jack Thompson will SUE their asses. And that's much more scary.

    2. Re:Send Jack Bauer after them! by mink · · Score: 1

      It's only scary if you threaten to sue them in Europe.

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  62. Dialogue by paranode · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Hey what's that in his hand? Can you enhance that so we can read the writing on that note?"

    "Absolutely! I'll use my 3D modeling software to virtually reconstruct the note based on the camera footage and flip it over."

    "I think it's in an envelope, though."

    "No problem, I'll just turn on the thermal imaging X-ray subroutine that comes with the camera footage. It will detect the ink and construct an image for us."

    "Okay but can you hurry up a bit, we have about 60 seconds until some plot event happens that will render the suspect uncatchable."

  63. Already done in Law and Order by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This plot was already covered by Law and Order.

  64. Video Games Do Inspire Re-enactment by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Why, just this afternoon I killed a dozen terrorists and then averted an invasion of demon armies by making a quick trip to hell and destroying the majority of their infrastructure. After that, I built a small settlement into a world superpower and proceeded to usher in a new era of peace and enlightenment.

    I bet you just read Slashdot.

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    1. Re:Video Games Do Inspire Re-enactment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet you just read Slashdot.

      Not all of it, yet.

  65. Bruckheimer vs reality by nefarity · · Score: 0
    I thought the idea of Jerry Bruckheimer producing a show that would have to be based upon the laws of physically reality would be pretty interesting, considering that his movies are geared towards people don't mind random the presentation of explosions as naturally occuring phenomenom. But when the CSI franchise got held back by having to stick with the facts when it comes to crime scene investigation, they have had no problem completely making things up when it comes to:
    • Drugs
    • Computers/The Internet
    • Gambling
    And now we're just adding video games to that list. The sad thing is that without the obvious departures from reality, the 10 minutes of montage in every show, and a few cases of terrible acting, CSI is actually a great show show.
  66. gta4real by jrivar59 · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the victims will be forced to act like GTA people.

    GTA4real

  67. Recursive CSI by CynicalGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    They should make a CSI episode about a killer who commits crimes based on stuff that he's seen from watching CSI.

    1. Re:Recursive CSI by Alsee · · Score: 1

      When will then be now?
      Soon.

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  68. Inconsistency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So last week it was all about how videogames have addictive properties and make chronic players never want to leave the basement, and this week the story is that videogames are overstimulating, and make chronic players leave the basement to commit crimes.
     
    What's it going to be next week? In or out? Maybe both? Maybe games like the Sims will make chronic players go on wild redecorating sprees? The anti-videogame forces need to make up their fucking minds.

  69. I have no idea why people watch CSI by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

    Is CSI good? This has to be the dumbest storyline possible.

  70. Well, there are some causes for concern... by Space+cowboy · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The problem with CSI is that it's not just the bad guys that believe it...

    Consider a jury: 12 people too stupid(*) to get out of jury selection wonder why the scientific evidence is so bad. They compare it with what "scientists" say on CSI with all the flashy graphics that seem so convincing, and conclude that the real evidence is not compelling. Reasonable doubt surfaces and joe bad-guy walks.

    One of my father's friends is a reasonably-high-ranking policeman back in the UK, and there is a genuine concern that people's expectations of phorensic evidence is being pushed too high by programs like this.

    Here's a use for 'mythbusters' - get them to take a CSI show's flashy effects, and then compare to the real world... Some points:

    • When you're searching for fingerprints (a computationally-intensive task) you don't put every image up on the screen - you don't even store imagery, you store an encoding of the fingerprint and compare encodings (numbers). In reality it's done by humans, not computers.
    • You can't zoom-in infinitely, or even much. Why people think crappy security cameras are "better" than their personal digital zooming cameras is beyond me. You can't "clear up" an image when it's zoomed-in, you already have all the data. The best you can do is some thresholding/sharpening/convolution operations...
    • Results take days or weeks but definitely not minutes.
    • There are not unlimited manpower resources to throw at every problem.
    • Cameras cannot see around corners without the aid of a mirror.
    • The reflection off someone's eyeball is not sufficient information to read a car numberplate.
    • There is usually more than one place in a city where a given tree type grows.
    • The city databases are not (a) completely correct, and (b) anywhere near as pervasive as portrayed.
    • ... ad nauseum.


    CSI is a fantasy - an enjoyable fantasy, but a fantasy nonetheless. Just once it would be nice if their technological approach failed (the database was wrong, the drivers licence pointed them in the wrong direction, etc.) but no, they're perfect. It would be nice if fingerprints were shown to be not 100% accurate as well (it might trigger some debate!)

    Simon

    (*) I don't really think jurors are all stupid, some of them are true servants of the state, but some of them... sheesh.
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    1. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by xtracto · · Score: 1

      I guess those (the fiction in programs like CSI) are the reasons why company managers tend to think that making X, Y or Z task with the computer should take just mintues... Darn, if L.A. police technology dept. can recognize a thief using the dust of its shoes in about 15 minutes why cant you do a simple "fix" in our MS-VBA-Excell-driven database?"

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    2. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by garcia · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Consider a jury: 12 people too stupid(*) to get out of jury selection wonder why the scientific evidence is so bad.

      While this is off-topic, I'm surprised you were modded up with that flame of a comment. I'm no fan of jury duty, along with everyone else, but it is that duty that gives some people a fair trial. In a time of lessening freedom I'm surprised that anyone would talk like that!

      If you're talking about the hardships that certain counties place on their jurors, then we're discussing something else entirely.

    3. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm a bit confused, if video games don't influence kids why should we be worried about a TV show influencing adults?

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    4. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by Xzzy · · Score: 1

      You can't zoom-in infinitely, or even much. Why people think crappy security cameras are "better" than their personal digital zooming cameras is beyond me. You can't "clear up" an image when it's zoomed-in, you already have all the data. The best you can do is some thresholding/sharpening/convolution operations...

      Kind of offtopic, mostly because I agree with everything you said, but I've always wondered if higer "resolution" could be achieved by analyzing the data in several frames of footage from a film. I seem to recall one of the probes around Mars does something like this but can't remember for sure.

      As the data in front of the lens shifts, different details get caught. Couldn't some clever programming combine that into a single image with greater detail than originally existed?

    5. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

      I guess you missed the footnote in the original post... The (*) was supposed to point you in the general direction...

      And, sadly, there *are* a lot of people who will believe anyone in a white coat. It's more of an indictment of science education than anything else - the first thing science ought to teach, is to question.

      Simon.

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    6. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by Golias · · Score: 1

      I'm a bit confused, if video games don't influence kids why should we be worried about a TV show influencing adults?

      T3h Win!!!

      Might as well close this whole thread down. shawn(at)fsu's post should pretty much be considered the final word on the matter.

      IMHO YMMV yadda yadda yadda.

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    7. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by sammy+baby · · Score: 2, Informative

      I wish that I still had the reference, but I recall reading an article describing how chemistry classes are seeing an influx of students who all want to be like the cool cats they see on CSI, and have no real appreciation of the work that's actually done by real forensic pathologists. Once they find out what's really entailed, the immediately seek to drop the class.

    8. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by RockModeNick · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Clever, mostly correct, I think the difference is percieved authority - People tend to take situations in "real life" crime drama as theoretically plausable, while video game players are more acutely aware they are playing a game.

    9. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1
      Kind of offtopic, mostly because I agree with everything you said, but I've always wondered if higer "resolution" could be achieved by analyzing the data in several frames of footage from a film. I seem to recall one of the probes around Mars does something like this but can't remember for sure.


      It's called optic flow, you basically register each pixel in one frame with the corresponding pixel in another (previous or successive) frame. Then you can average out the pixel values and improve the signal-to-noise ratio, so it does make the image look better. It's not a panacea though - you'll get a boost, but not much of one.

      The problem is that different frames have different real information as well as different noise levels, and real information in frame 12 (which is confirmed by frames 13,14,15) may introduce errors if combined with frames 9,10,11. So, you only get to use a small window of time, and that rarely gives you a significant increase in image clarity. Think of it as temporal noise rather than spatial noise.

      Plus, you don't increase resolution at all, just signal-to-noise ratio of the existing pixels. If the camera can only capture 640x480 pixels, that's all you can get - anything more than that is interpolation.

      Simon.

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    10. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by RingDev · · Score: 1

      The 12 stupid people remark is a cliche. Its used in movies (12 Angry Men, Runaway Jury, etc..). Yes, it is a bit insulting and belittling, but its partially true. There are 3(11) types of people on a jury. Those that want to be that, those that feel an obligation to be there, and those that are too dumb to get out of being there.

      The only person I know of who actually wanted to be on a jury was an unemployeed friend who was about to get booted from his apartment. Most of the people I know who have served did it out of 'duty'. And I have known a few people who bitched and moaned about it but were either too dumb, or lacked the testicular fortitude (ie: Balls) to get out of serving.

      -Rick

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    11. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      No, you don't need the addendum. The problem is that although there are citizens who are not stupid who get called up for jury duty and simply believe it is the price of living in a nation of laws, neither advocate wants such individuals sitting on an actual jury. People who can think for themselves are harder to manipulate and snow with jingles like "If the glove don't fit, you must acquit"* or race bait or other such things

      *I didn't actually see all the evidence from that trial, so it is certainly possible that in that instance, the nature of the rest of the evidence was not compelling.

      The problem that I have with CSI, and to a much greater extent, "law & order" is the liberties they take with YOUR liberties. breaking and entering, badgering suspects and such make great drama, but they aren't ever called on it. We're just to accept that since they decided the lowlife perp should be off the streets, he's a lowlife perp who should be off the streets.

      I think it fosters a "daddy knows best" attitude towards the government that is not healthy.

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    12. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by cocoamix · · Score: 1

      The stuff they seem to be able to do with images in CSI was done 20 years ago.

      Anyone ever heard of an Esper Machine?

    13. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by paranode · · Score: 1

      Interesting point, however there is a bit of a leap between being influenced to commit murder and being influenced to doubt the evidence of such!

    14. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by Looseman · · Score: 1

      Re: stupid jurors, the first time I served on a jury scared the living crap out of me. Their lack of ability to think for themselves convinced me that if for some unknown reason my future is ever in the hands of a jury, I'm totally hosed. My subsequent jury duty experiences have done nothing to assuage my fears.

    15. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

      Consider the following gedanken experiment. I don't suggest you try it...

      Offer your gamer $1,000,000 if they walk their character to the top of a tower in a 3D world (or similar dangerous situation in any other scenario) and jump off. Really. Create a mental image of walking into gamer's bedroom with a suitcase of cash, plonking it down next to them and saying "jump off, and this $1M is yours, no strings attached". I'd be willing to bet every single person would take the money - not that I have the funds to prove it :-)

      Assuming the character is now dead, take your gamer to the top of the empire state building and offer him/her another $1,000,000 if they jump off the building. If they accepted the first $1M but not the second, they can distinguish the difference between self-harm in a game and self-harm in reality. If they can distinguish the difference for themselves, they have no justification for harming others and claiming the game influenced them to do it.

      As for why we don't trust adults with CSI, that's just a sad indictment of the science education that people have gained. There are a *lot* of people who trust anything anyone in a white coat says. Sad, but true :-(

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    16. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The things that break reality in games like GTA are a bit more obvious about it than CSI and Law and Order and such.

      All gamers know that if the cops are on your tail you can't drive into a body shop, get a quick $300 spray and ENGINE REPLACEMENT and they'll forget about you even though they saw you drive in and are sitting right outside.

      But to be honest, GTA is much more realistic than those kinds of shows. Countless murders go unsolved, countless missing persons are never found - life isn't like TV where we always figure out who did it and they get away on a technicality if they do get away.

    17. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1
      All it did was point me to the fact that you are a raving dickweed that is in need of yearly jury duty for the rest of your life. Your bowtie and religious/biblical objections to "judging" someone shouldn't stop the lawyers from placing you in the deepest juror hell that they can find

      Ah, a reasoned, cogent, well-developed and systematic argument. Truly, this is the pinnacle of what slashdot can hope to achieve. The best part of all is that this credible and compelling litany of reason was posted by a coward, hiding in anonymity so the rest of the community didn't worship at the coward's feet. You, sir, are an example to us all.

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    18. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      As Dennis Miller says (more or less) the only way you can get on a jury is to prove beyond a reasonable shadow of a doubt that you do not know shit about the case you're about to help decide. They want easily led, uninformed sheeple on juries. They don't want people with a moral code, or strong opinions, because they can't be sure they'll be able to influence them in their direction. Consequently the vast majority of jurors are morons.

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    19. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by lotrtrotk · · Score: 1

      "Just once it would be nice if their technological approach failed (the database was wrong, the drivers licence pointed them in the wrong direction, etc.) but no, they're perfect."

      The Database is wrong..... or how about if it contains a Null Pointer? =)

    20. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Several months ago, a Canadian radio program brought in some "experts" from law enforcement and the legal profession. The problem as they describe is not that the evidence is faulty, it's that the expectations of evidence is elevated, and what is considered "reasonable" in "reasonable doubt" is blown out of proportion.

      Jurors begin playing lawyer, asking for evidence and trails of evidence to ensure that there was no logical possibilty that the evidence was tainted. They'll also ask for DNA evidence, fingerprinting, bloodsplattering, balistics, etc. when it is inappropriate. They'll raise the possibility of police mishandling of evidence if all these various techniques are not being used... obviously there *must* be a cover-up if there's no detailed balistics report, or if the body wasn't autopsied.

      The defense lawyer should be making these cases, they are in a better position to understand the limits of what is reasonable. Admittedly, it makes their job easy when reasonable doubt becomes unreasonable, but it's gotten bad enough to slow down and cause problems for jury selection.

      I can't bear to watch CSI. It's not even fiction, it's pure fantasy.

    21. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'm a bit confused, if video games don't influence kids why should we be worried about a TV show influencing adults?

      Because kids are smarter than adults.
      (And I am not joking. In many ways, it's true)

    22. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      When you're searching for fingerprints (a computationally-intensive task) you don't put every image up on the screen - you don't even store imagery, you store an encoding of the fingerprint and compare encodings (numbers). In reality it's done by humans, not computers.

      Maybe in the UK, but not in US anymore. They do ten-print searches (fast) and latents (slow). It used to be that there were drawers full of prints and each section of some thousands had an "owner" who got to be intimately familiar with the prints in his section so that when a search request came in, they could make a good first pass guess if those prints were in their section of the catalog, and then they would manually drill down further. Talk about a tedious, mind-numbing job.

      But you are right about the visuals, the searches are done based on minutae (whorls, loops, etc in the ridges) which are encoded as a searchable database and you only get multiple images of prints if there is too much ambiguity for the computer to resolve - so it kicks it out to a human to make the final judgement. Of course the results are only as good as the data, if the real prints aren't in the database or the submitted prints are too vague then you can get false positives and false negatives.

    23. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I ought to have said "In reality, the final decision is by humans, not computer". I knew there was a first-pass by computers - it's in the link further down the post.

      The UK use computers to narrow the search too - when doing my image processing PhD (18 years ago now), we did some work for the Home Office.

      [aside]
      Interesting note - their idea of a firewall was to have one computer in the building attached to the public networks, and a tape drive. You could store data from the internet on a tape in the drive, then walk over to another computer attached to the internal computer and copy data onto the internal network. All keypresses were logged and you were under video surveillance at all times... Of course this was when the 'net was just taking off, so they were probably being more paranoid/cautious than they needed to be, but still, they took data-security very seriously - I've been in military bases since with less security...
      [/aside]

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    24. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      An interesting thing that I saw recently was a computer program which could take a picture and give you what that picture would look like if it was taken from the angle of any light shining on it. I saw it on a video that I no longer have, but they took picture of a playing card with its back to the camera, and its front to a page from a book. They then pointed a light at the front of the card, and sampled all the reflected light from the page to show what card it was.

      I wish I could find the video, but cursory google searches only turn up directx demos for game programming.

    25. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by doorbot.com · · Score: 1
      Their lack of ability to think for themselves convinced me that if for some unknown reason my future is ever in the hands of a jury, I'm totally hosed. My subsequent jury duty experiences have done nothing to assuage my fears.


      Having sat on a civil jury, I am now even further convinced that committing a crime is literally gambling with your life. I do not trust my fellow citizen to provide a (wait for it) "fair and balanced" approach to deliberations. And even if they did, I fear that most Americans are not given the opportuntity to practice their critical thinking skills. Sure, maybe they can get by at work without those skills, but when my fate is being decided in a court room, I want people to be able to differentiate fact from innuendo.
    26. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

      For a little dose of reality, watch "The First 48" on A&E. Except the CSI's shown there usually use a shoebox to superglue prints off of objects.

      http://www.aetv.com/tv/shows/first48/

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    27. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      # You can't zoom-in infinitely, or even much. Why people think crappy security cameras are "better" than their personal digital zooming cameras is beyond me. You can't "clear up" an image when it's zoomed-in, you already have all the data. The best you can do is some thresholding/sharpening/convolution operations...
      # The reflection off someone's eyeball is not sufficient information to read a car numberplate.

      I've been allowed to borrow a $5000 camera once or twice. Believe it or not, the resolution is so darn high that you can actually almost *almost* do that.

      I wonder what life will be like in a decade, when cameras like that become affordable enough to hang in stores :)

    28. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by bani · · Score: 1

      video games don't claim to be reality.

      csi does.

    29. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by arose · · Score: 1

      As far as I remember it required a special light source.

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    30. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They want easily led, uninformed sheeple on juries. They don't want people with a moral code, or strong opinions, because they can't be sure they'll be able to influence them in their direction.

      This rule only works for criminal cases. Civil cases, since they take forever to get slots (because all the "reliable" jurors who are able to server for long periods of time are shunted over to criminnal) are far less discriminating about who they can get on their juries. ESPECIALLY if it's in a state with one-day jury service.

    31. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      I was a potential juror for a narcotics offense. Some guy was caught with some piddly amount of cocaine, and a dozen police officers and detectives were involved in the fellow's takedown.

      I was kind of torn, I wasn't so sure it should be a criminal offense. It was a shame they found all the jurors they needed before they reached me as a potential. It would have been interesting to hear what the lawyers would have thought regarding the viewpoint.

      I could try him impartially, no problem there. But I'd feel sick convicting him if that really were the only thing he did.

    32. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      As Dennis Miller says (more or less) the only way you can get on a jury is to prove beyond a reasonable shadow of a doubt that you do not know shit about the case you're about to help decide. They want easily led, uninformed sheeple on juries. They don't want people with a moral code, or strong opinions, because they can't be sure they'll be able to influence them in their direction. Consequently the vast majority of jurors are morons.

      It depends on the state and the severity of the case. In Massachusetts, unless you can show cause why you can't be impartial, you are eligible to be a juror. Each lawyer gets to remove three potential jurors without cause, and that's it. I suppose you could lie and claim that you believe that all accused people are guilty or that you don't trust (insert ethnicity of defendant), but I would stay away from perjury if my goal is to get out of a courtroom...

    33. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by Pyrosz · · Score: 1
      When you're searching for fingerprints (a computationally-intensive task) you don't put every image up on the screen - you don't even store imagery, you store an encoding of the fingerprint and compare encodings (numbers). In reality it's done by humans, not computers.


      They do store the images of the finger prints... they use a program to manually plot the points using a computer, then another person does the exact same finger print without knowing the points the first person picked. They do this because not everyone always picks the same points or may miss one or two. Its a very time consuming process and takes hours to do a few prints, compared to the seconds it takes on TV. How do I know this? Its done here in the building I work in :)
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    34. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The stuff they seem to be able to do with images in CSI was done 20 years ago.

      No, MacGyver was doing it 20 years ago. It's called a bitmap.

    35. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by mark-t · · Score: 1
      Uh... where, exactly, does CSI make this claim?

      Any confusion between CSI and reality exists solely in the brain of a viewer that is either too ignorant to know better or too lazy to bother to learn the truth (and yes, I know that's probably most viewers).

    36. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by DaFallus · · Score: 1

      phorensic

      I think you mean forensic

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    37. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      In a time of lessening freedom I'm surprised that anyone would talk like that!

      He was probably just parroting an attitude he saw on TV.

    38. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by bani · · Score: 0, Redundant

      People who can think for themselves are harder to manipulate and snow with jingles like "If the glove don't fit, you must acquit"* or race bait or other such things

      actually several jurors stated (post-acquittal) they felt the defendant was in fact guilty, they acquitted for reasons other than being baited or being snowed by the attorneys.

    39. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by Trojan35 · · Score: 1

      They always run into problems. And it's always because there are identical twins. Could the twins thing be anymore played out on CSI?

    40. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by bani · · Score: 2, Insightful

      csi claims they use real techniques and real forensic science in their program.

      csi's official homepage has "online reference" they use to bolster this claim.

      and csi's claims to be using real techniques and real science are impeding real cases.

      true -- people are stupid, but CSI has an ethnical responsibility to make it clear their program is entirely fiction. the producers deliberately chose to mislead their audience into believing their program is scientifically and technically accurate in the name of profit. do you want a jury loaded with CSI propaganda judging your case?

    41. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by damiam · · Score: 1
      Any confusion between CSI and reality exists solely in the brain of a viewer that is either too ignorant to know better or too lazy to bother to learn the truth (and yes, I know that's probably most viewers).

      True. But it requires much more stupidity to confuse Doom, computer-generated demons in a Martian base and such, with reality than to confuse CSI, which is live-action with real people and purports to show real cities.

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    42. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was on Slashdot some time earlier this year.

    43. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by manifoldronin · · Score: 1

      You used the word "they" as if they are all on one side, so I'm not sure you understand that, in any trial, it's part of the "they" that compete against the rest of the "they" in leading these "sheeple". And do you realize that that is the whole point of having an impartial jury to begin with?

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    44. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by magick_ · · Score: 1

      And when they do jump, you get at least your first $1M back...

    45. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by Funksaw · · Score: 1

      I'd rather face the judgement of an panel of learned justices than a jury trial anyday. Juries don't know the law, can't question authority, and assume going into the courtroom that the defendant is guilty.

    46. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, IBM says different.

    47. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

      Um, that *is* optic flow, with some extra information thrown in for the higher-resolution stuff. They're not using the temporal averaging to gain information, they're using it to register areas of interest that can be enhanced using more information, and gain a subjective benefit in appearance.

      Simon.

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    48. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    49. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Numb3rs had an episode with an inaccurate fingerprint match, and someone who was serving time due to it because he'd plead guilty to get a shorter sentence.

      I.e., it not only raised issues with the accuracy of fingerprints, it brought in 'defense lawyers gettting their clients to plead guilty when they aren't'.

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    50. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Heh. Even GTA is set in a fictional city. ;)

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    51. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by xant · · Score: 1

      I, too, am all for the jury system. However, it cannot be argued that most people want to be on juries. Most people do not want to be on juries. Those who can, figure out how to get out of being on a jury.

      It may be that some significant but small portion of the population feels that jury duty is so important a civic responsibility that they don't try to get out of it. If so, juries may be primarily composed of these people.

      But I think this is not the case. I think people who end up on juries do so because they can't figure out how to get out of it. That suggests that these people are at least less creative/resourceful, if not exactly dumber, than the average population.

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    52. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you can signifigantly improve video resoultion, see this link:

      http://www.soe.ucsc.edu/~milanfar/SR-Software.htm

      It shows that resoultuion can be improved based on frame-to-frame data, which could be used to enhance cctv data (depending on the frequency of frame capture)

      Interesting!!

    53. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      Yeah thats it. Thanks.

    54. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anything you show to kids is going to influence them if they are young enough, that's pretty much how the whole neural learning thing works.

      The difference with CSI is that is portrayed as 'Science Fact', and even judges and lawyers have been infleunced to the point where some now expect the impossible from real CSIs because they saw it on an episode.

      The same can be said about the CSI video games obviously... it's not the format of the medium that matters, it's the way it's presented.

      Another case of this, just off the top of my head, is that people who play Counter-strike or similar games seem to believe they know all about real-life weapons, as the weapons in the game are presented in a supposedly realistic manner.

      Etc, etc.

    55. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      I'm no fan of jury duty, along with everyone else, but it is that duty that gives some people a fair trial.

      If you're no fan of jury duty, wouldn't you find some way of making yourself look like a bad juror? I think that's what he meant by "too stupid to get out of jury duty". Most people don't accept jury duty as their responsibility as a citizen.

    56. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by wytcld · · Score: 1

      In NY its three without cause, but any number for cause, and the judge can also remove anyone, and generally will if for instance you or someone you know have ever been a victim of a remotely similar crime. Having been passed over every time in severl stints in the jury pool, and watched who else was passed over, I can confirm that the don't want anyone with independent opinions on anything.

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    57. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by dave1g · · Score: 1

      And many who do, get turned away for crazy reasons. Like your profession, making too much money, too highly educated.

    58. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Your acticles don't prove your claims. The articles don't show that such methods aren't possible but rather are generally not used in most places and for most cases (because of budget). The articles themselves indicate that were the voters willing to pay for forensic investigations (like CSI) they would have this kind of evidence.

      Look everyone knows the police don't send 1/2 dozen people into a scene for a month on most cases. CSI presents what would happen when these kinds of resources are made available.

    59. Re:Well, there are some causes for concern... by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Or the standards for physical evidence go way up and the police end up having to do a much better job than they do now. They can't just find a gun they are going to have to:

      autopsy the vic
      remove the bullet
      tie the bullet to the gun

      One of the whole points of the jury process is to establish standards of evidence. If the American people as a whole (i.e. juries) don't believe are current standards are suffecient its not unreasonable for them to raise them.

  71. GameFAQs.com by Vampy · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Find walkthough. Case closed. Next week: kittens in peril!

    1. Re:GameFAQs.com by mink · · Score: 1

      "Next week: kittens in peril!"

      All the team has to do is stop masturbating to solve that case.

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  72. Understandable - by bizitch · · Score: 1

    Of course this is understandable - teenage kids go on crime sprees all the time .... ... oh wait a minute

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  73. Are all videogames the same? by Uukrul · · Score: 1
    Do video games make killers?
    I think that GTA it's too many violent and really make children behave like a criminal (jargon, attitude, ...), but not kill people.
    Games like Quake IV or HALO are less psychological violent although you must kill your enemy. WOW its a great game. And Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego was educational and funny.

    I'm in favor of videogames, but not all videogames. It isn't a matter of if videogames are good or bad, but if there are some video games that may be bad for children and teenagers.
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  74. Chicken or the egg by TheCache · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So if the claim is that people get violent ideas and act them from playing games, which is worse, the video game or the TV show that explains in great detail exactly how one should become violent after playing games.

  75. That's the bad CSI by jandrese · · Score: 1

    Wait, CSI:Miami? Does anybody actually watch that one? I've yet to see an episode (although I have given it only few chances) that wasn't horrible.

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  76. A pox on television by Demona · · Score: 1

    Even before the terrorist attacks of 9/11, it seemed 90% of television these days consisted of cop shows (forensic investigation being a large subset of "cop shows"). Since then, everything that isn't a cop show is heroic gubmint agents saving us from terrorists, when it isn't heroic cops saving us from the evil pornographic interweb and video games. Fuck CSI. Fuck them up their stupid fucking asses.

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  77. Re: Reconstructing images from low-res samples by po8 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What would be really cool is if the crew of one of these shows was smart/interested enough to actually produce "enhanced" camera shots as they would look coming out of one of these experimental image reconstruction algorithms. You know, crazy mis-prediction artifacts, blocking, pseudocolor, hokey text overlays. Heck, go nuts and have the reconstructed license plate have a character that could be an 8 (40%) or a B (60%).

    Doing this would cost the producers almost nothing, greatly increase the versimilitude of the show, and make us geeks feel good. I won't hold my breath.

  78. The big question here... by infiniter · · Score: 1

    ...is who watched CSI:Miami, anyway? This is just another in a long string of ploys intended to try to drag viewership into what is, really, a terrible show. The last one, I believe, was an attempt to combine CSI:NY and CSI:Miami for an episode... all it achieved was to take away from CSI:NY. Ignore the lame hate-mongerers. They can try to take away our games, but as long as game companies keep making money, they'll stay in business. Look at smoking. That's actually scientifically proven to be consistently deadly, but cigarettes are still on the market.

  79. with annotations added by sammy+baby · · Score: 1
    With helpful annotations added:
    It isn't like Sharon quit the Likud or gold hit a 18 year high or GM is cutting 30,000 union jobs that it should have cut 20 years ago or even that Intel and Micron are colluding on flash memory. I know there's no real news out there for fiction-media to mimic.

    Two of those linked stories were right off the home page of CNN.com - in fact, the GM story was the lead. The other two were linked off the front page of their Money section.

    Since it's obviously not that hard to find coverage (of variable quality) of all the stories you mention, I can only conclude that what really has your panties in a bunch is that people seem to care more about watching L&O:SVU than they do important real events of the day. A valid concern, but one that isn't well served by griping at the news.
    1. Re:with annotations added by dada21 · · Score: 1

      I'm not feeling too negative, really. My post was focused more on how popular opinion is manipulated without much debate.

      I feel all the news I "reported" has merit, yet it is the trades that are reporting it. I checked all the websites of Chicago TV news channels and none reported on these items.

      People reading news rags by number are outnumbered by those who watch and believe the talking heads -- even fictional ones.

      Props to CSI for being on top of what the TV media is reporting. I'm not critical of those who give the people what they want!

  80. Oh Thank GOD! by ThankfulJosh · · Score: 1

    I am so thankful that we have network TV to show us the true path to enlightenment. CBS, NBC, ABC, and Fox, what would we do without you?

    {shuts off TV and walks out into sunshine, rubs eyes, and smiles}

  81. Re: Reconstructing images from low-res samples by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    that's because shows like this are made as much for law enforcement propaganda as they are for entertainment.

  82. As a gun owner by GodBlessTexas · · Score: 4, Insightful

    and as a gamer, I'm happy to say "Welcome to the club." We're another group of generally law abiding people who get demonized for the stuff the batshit crazy minority does in our name all the time. And our paths are pretty well connected. I was told repeatedly by the media that it was guns and Doom that caused the shooters in Columbine to go on a killing spree. As Chris Rock says, "What ever happened to crazy?" If all 80,000,000 gun owners in the US were crazy (that's 1 in every three people), the streets would truly be running red with blood like I've been told they would by every anti-gun group. But they don't. How many gamers are there in the US? If the violent content of video games was truly a problem, wouldn't we have more of these violent episodes, not less? Of course, the true issue with Harris and Klebold is that Harris was a pure psychopath. He didn't want to shoot up his school for revenge. He wanted to kill them because he felt nothing but contempt for them. He wanted to be known as one of the greatest mass murderers in US History. So says the psychological profilers who examined his writings. So, it wasn't the game that caused him to be murderous, it was his disgust and contempt for people he saw as beneath him.

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    1. Re:As a gun owner by EnderWiggin99 · · Score: 1

      I have a hard time feeling disgust for people beneath me. What I don't have issues with at times is feeling digust for those I percieve to be wrongfully above me.

      If he was a softie he wouldn't have had the nads to do what he did.

    2. Re:As a gun owner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hm, isn't it that the U.S. have more "streets running red with blood", i.e. killings, murders and stuff, than for example other comparable, "western-industrialized" countries in peace-time? Thinking of Canada, Europe, Australia, New Zealand?

    3. Re:As a gun owner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Violent crime in "gun-free" England and Australia has gotten out of hand. After banning guns, now they've banned swords, and in England, there was one moron talking about kitchen knives being a problem. 90% of all the anti-gun organization's numbers are exaggerated; such as counting suicides, gang related deaths, and people up to 25 as "children" in their "gun accident" numbers.

      Guns in America STOP more crimes than they're used in, and 90% of defensive gun use doesn't end with a dead criminal; it ends with a criminal running like hell.

      Washington, DC is a "gun free" town. Fairfax Virginia allows the open carry of fire arms. Fairfax has half the crime of DC and twice the population... and a tenth of the murders annually. Chicago is "gun free" and has the highest number of murders in the US.

    4. Re:As a gun owner by CFTM · · Score: 1

      "I didn't have six friends in high school, I don't have six friends NOW! Shit that's three-on-three with
      a half-court."

      "Everybody wants to know what the kids was listening to. What kind of music was they listening to? Or what kind of movie they was watching. Who gives a fuck what they was watching? Whatever happened to crazy? What happened to crazy? What, you can't be crazy no more? Did we eliminate crazy from the dictionary? Fuck the records. Fuck the movies. CRAZY. When I was a kid, they used to seperate the crazy kids from everybody, When I wa a kid, the crazy kids went to school in a little-ass yellow bus and had classes at the end of the school and they used to get out of school at 1 PM just in case they went crazy that way they would only hurt the other crazy kids."

    5. Re:As a gun owner by whogben · · Score: 1

      Your logic with the DC Fairfax comparison is not conclusive. Sure, in Fairfax people having guns results in some successful deterrances and defenses, while that doesn't happen in DC. But things could still be better in both places with tighter gun restrictions, as the guns that people use for self defense eventually trickle through society and end up in the hands of those who use them for assault / robbery. I think it is too late to try and take the guns back out of society, we will only manage to take the guns from law abiding citizens and further unbalance the law vs crime arms ratio. We need to starve them out. Massive ammunition taxes on sold ammunition, I'm thinking so that it costs you $400-600 a bullet, would decrease the use of dangerous weapons in small time robberies, in columbine style killing sprees, etc.

    6. Re:As a gun owner by Darth+Maul · · Score: 1

      "But things could still be better in both places with tighter gun restrictions"

      Oh, here we go. DC has tighter restrictions than VA. Is the crime in DC better? Come on, this logic is tired and just plain stupid. More restrictions really means more restrictions that only the law-abiding citizens will follow, doing nothing to solve the problem since they're following the law already (you know, like the law about NOT MURDERING ANYONE?!?!).

      Here's a thought: how about actually punishing the people who DO break the law? That's the real problem. Don't make my life miserable just because I follow the law. Instead, go after the people who actually break the law. I know that makes way too much sense, so it won't be done. The liberals would rather just try to take all away the guns from the good people for some reason.

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    7. Re:As a gun owner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm - let me see; I think it goes like this:

      Guns cause murders like booze causes drunk drivers and flies cause garbage.

      I am sorry folks, but guns hardly ever kill anybody. They are however, often the weapon of choice when some person murders someone. We can try to shift the blame to the gun but in reality the responsibility is with people at least %99.99 of the time.

    8. Re:As a gun owner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yep, and it is a damned lot easier to kill somebody if you have a gun at home yourself...

    9. Re:As a gun owner by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Fuck the records. Fuck the movies. CRAZY. When I was a kid, they used to seperate the crazy kids from everybody, When I wa a kid, the crazy kids went to school in a little-ass yellow bus and had classes at the end of the school and they used to get out of school at 1 PM just in case they went crazy that way they would only hurt the other crazy kids."

      Um, so now we'll have a mini-prison system inside our school system for anyone deemed potentially troublesome? Those kids weren't "crazy." They were supposed to be learning disabled or mentally retarded. That's not crazy that's "slow." A "slow" individual should still know the difference between right and wrong and not breaking the rules as set down by their teachers and parents. I've never looked into the school shooting cases because I didn't care about them. They were just used as an excuse to make public schools more prison like. That was my perception at the time as a student, and, now as a parent with kids going to elementary public school, I believe it even more.

      We should just build more freaking prison/schools for those don't follow any rules. If you don't follow school rules, you'll be assumed to break laws so we'll just lock you up now as a preventive measure. After years of forcible re-education, you may be released as a productive member of society.

    10. Re:As a gun owner by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      More restrictions really means more restrictions that only the law-abiding citizens will follow

      That is the elephant in the room that banners never want to talk about.

    11. Re:As a gun owner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      violent crimes getting out of hands in England is news tome (don't know that much about Austtralia). You've got any figures?

      Comparing DC to Fairfax VA: You sure, that thay have the same social structure, so that you can compare them that easy?

      Maybe someone who uses a gun for suicide would otherwise find another as effective means, not sure. But for gang related deaths I am pretty sure that there would be an awfil lot less detahs if these guys would have guns at hand to solve their conflicts or however you would call it. Gang members usually are quite some violent folk, that uses anything thats available *at the moment* when starting a hustle or a fight or whatever. I would prefer fists or even knifes over guns in that case. And I tell you, in countries with banned guns, most gangs don't have guns, and if, they usually hide them much more carefully - and so these guns are not at reach most of the time. You get busted quite quickly running around with a gun in europe during peace time. Police recognizes the bad guys pretty easy this way ;-)

    12. Re:As a gun owner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well this is becoming fun. Do you realize that on average knife wounds are more often fatal than gun wounds. Those damn butter knives anyhow :-> knives are easier to carry and conceal than firearms. Knives make no noise when used. Looks like knives are more dangerous then guns. Better get rid of them too! Oh damn! cars kill more people than both guns & knives. Clearly better control of cars should be higher priority the either. Keep this up & you might conclude that you cannot reasonibly make everything completely safe. A survey of various cities, states and countries WRT gun laws might lead you to suspect that it is extraordinaryly difficult to predict what causes violence but that people are involved in almost every case. Firearms only sometimes. I believe this problem will never be solved as long as society refuses to accept the blame, and instead tries to conrol people through controlling these implements of distruction (IODs). Why do people become violent? Beats me!!! I do know however weapons control laws do not go very far towards a solution we can live with. It just does not work! I hate expensive solutions that do not work!

    13. Re:As a gun owner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chris Rock, whom the parent was quoting, was, obviously, trying to be funny.
      Take everything a loudmouth stand-up comedian takes with a grain of salt, thanks

    14. Re:As a gun owner by Stalyn · · Score: 1

      It is easy to just dismiss someone as 'crazy' and therefore an exception that warrants no investigation into their psyche. I don't think anyone has ever said that Klebold and Harris were mentally insane. They were obviously disturbed. However one has to question why they became that way. Surely you yourself are a great example of how simple things like geography can mold someone's way of thinking. We can't just ignore these things. Yes, violent video games and gun ownership do not themselves lead to tragic events like Columbine. Yet they are symptoms to perhaps a larger problem that is embedded into our society.

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    15. Re:As a gun owner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, you do realize that it is not difficult to manufacture ammunition, right? And if you wanted to revert to black powder technology it's almost trivial.

      If you put a heavy tax on ammunition then two things will happen. Criminals will steal it and ignore your tax, and the black market economy will respond to a new need and begin making it.

    16. Re:As a gun owner by G00F · · Score: 1

      Comparing DC to Fairfax VA: You sure, that thay have the same social structure, so that you can compare them that easy?

      Compairing those figures would make the most since as those two cities are very close to one another, say 10 min in decent traffic. Actually I think a more fair number would have been Arlington vs DC (the part of DC virginia took back)

      If you want the facts on gun control, Lott's two books, "The Bias Against Guns" and "More Guns, Less Crime" are the way to go. Of the two, this later work is perhaps easier to aborb and the better choice for the lay reader. Lott's evidence is especially compelling in the current climate of terrorism threats as we determine how best to protect a free society, (whether through creation of an impossibly large police force that can be in all places at all times, or through empowerment of law abiding citizens to take increased accountability for self protection and as a deterrent to crime in their communities.)

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    17. Re:As a gun owner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the United States ranks 8th in the world in the number of murders committed with firearms per capita.

      it's not exactly running with blood, but speaking as an american, it's not a statistic i'm particularly proud of either.

    18. Re:As a gun owner by 1110110001 · · Score: 1

      Show me how you cut your bread and put butter on it with a gun and you can keep it.

      b4n

  83. Law & Order: SVU by tomcres · · Score: 1

    Didn't Law & Order: SVU do this just last week?

    1. Re:Law & Order: SVU by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, their fictionalized version was titled "Murder One: San Francisco", the latter words in the same font as used in GTA:SA.

      They should find some other game to kick around for these shows. How about a murder where the victim is killed by a low hanging branch when the horse bolts from being sprayed by a skunk released by the killer, and the killer got the idea from playing Barbie Horse Adventure.

      And have someone official quip at the crime scene at the start, "Looks like someone ran out of trust on the friendship meter."

      How about that rash of trucker suicides driving through homes and off bridges from playing and emulating the game Big Rig Racing?

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  84. This is the lamest of the three anyway. by dangerweasel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    David Caruso couldn't act his way out of a wet bag. And they drive a Hummer around. I have only ever tortured myself with 2 or 3 episodes of this anyway, so I will not be watching anyway. Isn't Jack Thompson from Miami? Super secret network television conspiracy anyone?

  85. Re: Reconstructing images from low-res samples by Chaswell · · Score: 1

    and confuse joe schmoe viewer. Ever wonder why they don't get a pile of useless evidence, everything they find actually fits in to the puzzle.

    One other thing to point out, CSI:Miami is the comedy show. CSI:New York is the soap opera and CSI: (Las Vegas) is the crime drama. Please remember they are just trying to make you laugh or piss you off with Miami plots.

  86. Bones by tomcres · · Score: 1
    CSI may be pretty far from reality in terms of the time it takes to analyze data or the kind of equipment available in your typical crime lab, but at least they are dealing with technology that exists, for the most part. Just not widely used, and definitely not within the time frame they use it in the show.

    Bones, on the other hand, is downright ridiculous and should almost be classified as science fiction with the kinds of analyses they do on that show! Criminal Minds is pure fantasy, too. But Bones is definitely the champ here!

    1. Re:Bones by myth24601 · · Score: 1

      Well, all those out of work Star Trek writers have to have something to do. They will be diggin' up a dead klingon any day now.

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    2. Re:Bones by Carnivore · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the "radio finder" that shot red beams out was real technology. At least I think it was a "radio finder". Whatever kind of detector it was, it was really, really, stupid.

      Ugh. CSI just sucks. They use bad science, bad police work, and bad filmmaking to produce a show that the drooling, unwashed masses love. I hope that if I get picked to be a juror I don't get a case with any kind of forensic evidence. I'll have to fight the fucking Florida mouth breathers who are hooked on this crap.

    3. Re:Bones by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Erm, what are you talking about?

      There is some stupid fantasy on Bones, like the 3D image thing, but what 'analysis' are they faking?

      Seriously. Name one of them.

      They're usually so simply I understand them. 'Hey, look, whatever cut off this guy's hand had regular teeth, ergo, it was a hacksaw, not an animal.'

      The evidence on Bones is usually physical evidence, in fact it is usually bones. (Duh.)

      Unless you're complaining about the 'visualize skin back on people's faces' tech, in which case, you're rather ignorant, as that's been around quite a few years, although it is as much an art as a science. (Hence the, you know, artist, on the staff.)

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  87. Crime spree inspired by CSI! by chewties · · Score: 0

    I would love for one of these crime dramas to feature a story about someone who perpetrates crimes as a result of watching too many crime dramas. A violent television show has no place presenting an indictment of any other violent medium. If touched by an angel or 7th heaven chose to tackle the subject it would be ridiculous, but at least not hypocritical.

  88. I'll watch this show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But not because of the game-related storyline. More like I'll watch it because Marg Helgenberger is one hot MILF. :-)

  89. Cheats by i8puppies · · Score: 0

    Great. Just great. Wait until those boys figure out the cheats; we're gonna have tanks dropping out of the sky and law enforcement losing interest in finding them.

  90. it's not just video games though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've worked in psychiatry for a while. I've had to deal with people who went into psychotic episodes because someone turned on a lightswitch that they beleived held mystical qualities. Other candidates for psychotic event stimulation have been television shows, watches, and telephones (mobiles) It all appears to depend on the technology that was new when the person got their illness.

    The thing is, people with mental problems will acheive their trigger no matter what the context. The only important issue here is that other, not so ill people are using this fact to push their own agenda's.

  91. Bad season for CSI by FullCircle · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The only one I've seen this season is the first episode of CSI:NY.

    Within 2 minutes they pulled out a fucking tricorder and I turned it off.
    I complained about the image enhancements for years.
    I complained about pseudo-science for years.
    Star Trek tech is just too much.

    All CSI's are off my (short) list of watchable TV now.

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    1. Re:Bad season for CSI by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Dude,

      that's a PDA

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  92. Link seems to be broken... by ModernGeek · · Score: 1

    ...but as a BestBuy employee in the GeekSquad, I'd just like to take a few moments to say that retail sucks. Good thing I'm in school.

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  93. Wrong!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    I wouldn't agree that video games have no more impact than violent TV or movies!!! In the video games, you can spend a great deal of time immersed in the character and environment of the game, where as a violent movie is external.

    It would be hard for me to re-create the environment of goodfellas or scarface to trigger a situation where a violent response is caused by me previous exposure to the movie violence. Holding a real gun after many hours wielding one indescriminently in a video game could cause an already unstable perdon to step over the edge, however.

    Notice that I say 'already unstable'!!! I'm not claiming that violent VG's make killers of choirboys, but that a kid from a bad or no family and social adjustment issues can get de-sensitized to the repercussions of the violence (after repeated game playing), making them more likely to snap as oppopsed to a similar kid with no violent game play history.

    Flame Away...

    1. Re:Wrong!!! by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > a kid from a bad or no family and social adjustment issues can get de-sensitized to the repercussions of the violence (after repeated game playing)

      And you don't think they can be desensitized to violence from that which they see on television? Heck, what about all the violence a lot of kids see in the streets? A well-directed movie can feel immersive too, albeit for a shorter time. Go watch a really good Kung-Fu movie and see if you don't feel like kicking someone's ass afterward. When playing a game, if you feel like kicking someone's ass, you can do it in the game.

      > making them more likely to snap as oppopsed to a similar kid with no violent game play history.

      That is utterly ridiculous. If a person "snaps" it has nothing to do with a damned game, it's because they are sick of life and can't take it any more. Please don't state as fact something that has never been proven, or even had strong evidence as such.

      I don't even know why I try explaining things to irrational people.

  94. Sounds familiar by Bassman59 · · Score: 1

    Maybe the kids in this episode rented a copy of Death Race 2000 and are doing their own Death Race. quick, somebody sue Stallone.

  95. Re: Reconstructing images from low-res samples by Cerberus7 · · Score: 1

    I've hated CSI: Miami since its first episode, but I really grew to loathe it for exactly what you're citing. There was this scene I saw, when my wife was still giving the show a chance, where a flotilla of small black boats with "HOMELAND SECURITY" in bright yellow letters written on them triumphantly rode in to root out the badguys. I had never seen, before this, a more blatant case of propaganda in a TV show.

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  96. Care to provide links to these studies? by LKM · · Score: 1
    However unlike the aforementioned Video Games have been noted in studies for reducing the subject's likelihood of displaying violent behavior, because the game serves as a release mechanism.

    Could you provide some links to these studies? I've never seen any study indicating anything like this. In fact, all studies I've read indicated the exact opposite. The human mind isn't a boiling pot that needs to release steam in order to keep from boiling over. It's a learning machine which learns from experience, even if that experience happens in games.

    1. Re:Care to provide links to these studies? by mink · · Score: 1

      It isn't a careful scientific study, but from my own experience, a good virtual killing spree, in any game from Galaga to God of War can help you release some pent up stress from a bad day.

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  97. I've said it before, and I'll say it again... by DarkIye · · Score: 1, Insightful
    ...if somebody wants to kill somebody else, or go on a spree, they will go and try it, video game or no video game. The real problem here is the (in some states in the US, and numerous other places around the world) easy availability of firearms to the general public, which makes it all the easier to murder other people.

    Over here in England, there's relatively little gun crime. Due to the 1997 ban on handguns, guns any more lethal than hunting rifles or shotguns (which need licenses to possess) are very expensive (if you can find someone to vend one to you) and will get you detained at her Majesty's pleasure for a good long time if they catch you with one. Ball Bearing guns are treated in a manner similar to switchblades - they aren't allowed out in public, and threatening somebody with them is likely to get you in serious trouble.

    Less than 10% of the police force is armed, and these particular officers are only deployed in emergencies like bank heists, terrorist alerts and the like. As a result, firearms aren't leaked into society through the police force (check the firearm saturation here. Homicide levels in the USA were 5 times what they were in the UK (admittedly, the survey was carried out about a decade ago and the number has been falling, and both countries use slightly different methods for deciding what's a homicide and what isn't, but 5 times?).

    In my opinion, all this stuff about video games causing murderous feelings to arise is down to a few isolated incidents, where it's the gun that causes the deaths, but games are cited as the reason. It's not as if this type of media hasn't been blasted in our faces since the first action movie. The argument that 'games make you the killer' is nonsense - they're people on the screen, and all the gamer is doing is moving control sticks.

    1. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again... by stanmann · · Score: 1
      Due to the 1997 ban on handguns, guns any more lethal than hunting rifles or shotguns (which need licenses to possess)
      there are guns that are more lethal than a .30-30 or a 12 Gauge?
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    2. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again... by DarkIye · · Score: 0

      Sure. The mac-10 is a pristine example.

    3. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again... by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Thats funny, There aren't many guns that are less dangerous than a mac-10.

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  98. Next on CSI: FLIR For Safe-Cracking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  99. Ban everything by Muppski · · Score: 1

    Anything can inspire us to new ideas.
    What would the world be without inspiration?

  100. What about... by portscan · · Score: 1

    Well I know the point has been made before, but what do you think the effect of a war-mongering president, violence-obsessed media, and constant push for loose gun laws (among other things) is on people's propensity for criminal behavior? I'd like to see a CSI where somebody blows up a whole US city just copying what the president is doing abroad. Or maybe he knocks out a major government near a huge museum of great historical importance, losing irreplacable treasures of civilization just to be like Dubya.

    What about somebody going on a crime spree just to be on TV (a la Natural Born Killers)?

    Yes, video games are violent, however for most of us it's just a healthy outlet for latent tendencies that when played for fun reduce our violent tendencies. When kids who are too young and impressionable play such games before they are able to discern the difference between reality and fantasy, then there could be problems. Overall, I am kind of tired of the government doing what parents should be doing and responsible people such as myself (never had a serious violent thought as a result of a video game, song, movie, or whatever) are denied the sort of entertainment we enjoy as a result.

  101. Re: Reconstructing images from low-res samples by lotrtrotk · · Score: 1

    That's exactly what pisses me off about these shows. They NEVER have a false lead, or take any time to figure something out. If they figure out one piece then they magically just KNOW about 5 more.

    Good example. One episode I saw, the guy "investigating" the vehicle involved in a crime basically opens the car door, and IMEDIATELY looks in the CD player & finds a CD with a person's name on it which just happens to be the guy who hired the killer. I guess if the answer to any question can't be found in 15 seconds, then it can't be found *rolls eyes*

  102. I wonder by MBHkewl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder if the writers/producers are paid by certain groups/organizations to do such episodes...

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  103. The Xenophobes Guide to the Americans.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    page 41, Culture: Television. Television is hte single strongest cultural influence on American life and the widely recognized lowest common denominator. More homes have televisions than indoor plumbing, and the average child spends more time watching television than he or she does in the classroom.

    Television defines a reality of its own; news that isn't covered on television didn't happen, and television-only events (such as the wedding or death of a fictitious character) provoke nationwide reactions.

    Daytime shows lean towards endless soap operas with plot that revolve around infidelity and medica crises, and talk shows in which hosts prod their guests to reveal personal details no sane person would want to make public.

    The American passion for getting something for nothing reaches a frenzy in evening game shows. Another evening staple is the hard-boiled investigative show, which dwells on lurid topics such as body-snatching, drug dealing, and juvenile male prostitution. The latest development in this genre is the real-life crime show, on which camermen follow the police around for an evening and film them making arrests.

    Every time you think that no depth is unplumbed, sure enough, television finds a format even more degrading. Survivor, for example, pits a dozen castaways against each other in meaningless competitions; the individual who can endure the most humiliation gets a million dollars. In Temptation Island a number of supposedly happy couples are marooned on an island with a variety of sexy singletons who try to break them up.

    Television reaches its acme, or perhaps more accurately its nadir, with the introduction of cable and satellite TV, which provides hundreds of channels of unwatchable drivel. Specialised programmes include The Weather Channel, 24 hours a day od barometry and precipitation forecasts; Music Television (MTV) and it's country and soul music imitators; C-Span, which shows the U.S. Congress in session and is widely applied as a soporific; and Court TV, which allows viewers to shriek at the television judge the way sports fans might shriek at a referee.

    Few topics are considered cultural minefields. Turn on an American television any afternoon and you can see people discussing, in intimate detail, before millions of viewers, topics that natives of other nations wouldn't whisper about in the dark. One may hear the testimony of a man who had a sex-change operation so he could live a fulfilled life as a lesbianm or a wife who has a baby by her sister's husband and wants another so the child will have siblings (her own husband doesn't know about the situation, but presumably will soon if he's at home watching television). Talk-show guests include everything from homosexual fathers to bisexual nuns to children who killed their parents, interspersed with advertisements for alxatives.

    Faced with such unabashed exhibitionism, one is tempted to sarcasm, "Is nothing sacred?" The answer, of course, is "Well, actually, no. Not on television, anyway."

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    There are many many many more passages like this in the book and they are funny.

    1. Re:The Xenophobes Guide to the Americans.... by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      I got a copy of the Frankfurter Allgemein as I was leaving Germany, and it had an article about how to deal with Americans in a business sítuation. I mentioned that Americans are really into small talk, and will spend a significant amount of time upon first meeting you taking time to engage in small talk, and to not think them rude, or disinterested, or just blabbering. It's just the way Americans are.

      It was kind of interesting reading about "Americans" from the perspective of a different culture.

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  104. Sounds like good TV to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always laugh at the argument that what we see, listen to, or choose to participate in doesn't affect the type of people we develop into. Why the hell do we go to school, train to become employees, etc.? Why does the military have entire programs and millions of dollars invested in video game-based training? That stuff just leaks out our ears and leaves us the same as we were before? Nah, it teaches people how to be dead-eye shots and in the case of GTA to objectify human beings as things to be robbed, slaughtered, raped, mutilated, etc.

    "Just turn it off!"
    "Then don't buy it for your kid!"
    yada yada yada

    Yeah, those arguments make sense from my own perspective. But they don't make sense when my kid goes over to a friend's house where I don't have any say in what he sees or does. It definitely makes no sense when someone I don't even know decides it'll be fun to load his Glock and drive around shooting up houses and cars. That's entertainment!

    Just like everything in life, the stuff we take in through our senses inevitably alters us for good or bad. GTA is just one more thing that influences kids and teens. Maybe not on a massive scale like some have claimed, but isn't even ONE killing spree related to the playing of such a game (however remotely) enough to justify its being restricted or banned? I think so. I know I would think so if I were the family member of a victim of some GTA freak.

  105. What about violence inspired by CSI? by srobert · · Score: 1

    "Today's CSI: Miami episode will feature a group of kids who are inspired to go on a city-wide crime spree by a game that looks suspiciously like Grand Theft Auto."

    I wonder how the producers of CSI would feel if someone wrote a book or movie script about someone inspired to commit crimes they saw on shows like CSI. How would they react if someone in real life was inspired by the show to commit crimes.

  106. Re: Reconstructing images from low-res samples by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    You do know that the DHS encompasses the functions of INS and the Coast Guard now, don't you? And that all thier uniforms are yellow on black with DHS on thier hats?

    I think you're mistaking reality for propaganda.

  107. Re: Reconstructing images from low-res samples by BarC0d3z · · Score: 1

    Well, duh. If you've ever played the game you know that their hands turn into green arrows when they're near a viable clue so of course they find them right away. And then the shading on the evidence changes around the spot they can use a magnifying glass. Personally, I have trouble figuring out why it takes them a whole hour to solve anything.

  108. man they copied a recent jackie chan movie script by MSErules · · Score: 1

    I don't know if anyone is aware, but Jackie Chan has a recent "Police Story" script which is exactly this.

    Some kids love video game, feel miffed by his police dad, and start committing crime based on video game....

    Looks like some old scriptwriter for the CSI team copied this idea?

  109. CSI:M off the TiVo by accessdeniednsp · · Score: 1

    I dropped CSI:M off my TiVo at the first season's finale. I suffered and gave it a chance, but it was too horrible. CSI:NY didn't make it past episode 4 I think.

    CSI:LV is the *only* CSI. Which is why it's called "CSI".

  110. What I want to know is by MrShaggy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "as they score points for each crime committed, the CSIs must discover what consists of getting to the next level in the game in order to stop the culprits before they strike again.'" How come the CSI's are investigating anything other then the crime scene itself ? I thought that the Homicide detectives were there to stop the Homicides ? Thats the part I could never get either. Why is it that these guys go and confront the brutal killers themsevles, no back up, and the culprits give themselves up ?

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  111. What a POS by Aelcyx · · Score: 1

    This sounds like a goddamn awful idea for a stupid idiotic show. Why don't you bring back that show, Deadly Games? Screw CSI. Watch "The OC" instead.

  112. Points for crimes by Zenmonkeycat · · Score: 1
    You know, my mother was a pioneer of this idea. She and some of her friends came up with various vehicular crimes and the points associated with them. As I recall, you'd get about 300 points if you smashed into a nun in a crosswalk, but you'd get double that if she was pushing a baby-carriage.

    And quadruple points would go to the first person to hit a nun wearing a pink habit while pushing a baby-carriage filled with cans of spam through a crosswalk at night.

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  113. Re:That Sounds Great! by Zentac · · Score: 1

    Hey that dosn't sound to bad at all, why don't you coin it to Rockstar Games? I bet they'll make it into a million copy selling frenchise :)

  114. Ooh, ooh! I know! by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    It was the dirty dirty pervert that did it, right? Man, I'm like a fucking' CSI judo master. I should go into police work myself.

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  115. same shit diffrent pile by hswerdfe · · Score: 1

    what Law & Order they did the same thing with D&D....
    devil WORSHIPing game my mom always thought it was...:)
    and that show did not help matters...

    sigh...
    Yes mom we "Pretend" to kill things.
    Yes mom I know when something is real.
    Yes mom I know not to kill Real people, (or real orcs).

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  116. oh, you mods... by Aero+Leviathan · · Score: 4, Funny

    I find it hilarious that parent post is modded 'Insightful'.

    I can just picture some mod sitting and reading over that post, stroking his beard, saying to himself... 'by jove, that guy's right, Barney DOES make me feel that way!' (*clicks Insightful*) 'Hmm, I'd better go see if my diplomatic immunity papers cover that...'

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    1. Re:oh, you mods... by killmenow · · Score: 5, Funny

      You must have never seen alt.barney.die.die.die

    2. Re:oh, you mods... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      You probably already know this, but in case you don't: the real explanation is that "Funny" moderations don't generate karma, so some people choose alternative moderation. Also, making a post to a topic after you've moderated the discussion will undo any.. ah crap.

    3. Re:oh, you mods... by merky1 · · Score: 1

      Sad part is, most people on the net would say that they couldn't open that site in their browser....

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    4. Re:oh, you mods... by idonthack · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die

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  117. It has to be in digital. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You left out the stupid use of the word "digital":

    Sure enough, the feckless dramaturge later shows us a technician clattering away at the keyboard of a laptop, by which time we are able to see that the shadowy figures in the distant window, though still barely resolved, may be up to no good. "That's about as good as I can get it... in analog," says the technician.

    "What about...digital?" Asks the redheaded crime-fighter, portentously.
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  118. Link seems to be broken... by Fuzzball963 · · Score: 1

    Oh someone that works the same place I do. Nice to know I have company. I just *can't* wait for *cough*Green Friday*cough*. All those happy shoppers wanting their RAM upgrades for free, their computers customized in ten seconds, etc etc etc.

    At least breakfast and lunch are provided for the employees so when I drag in at 4 in the morning I'll have a donut to look forward to.

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  119. Violent video games and spoons by stevewz · · Score: 1

    Saying violent video games cause crime is like saying spoons are the reason Rosie O'Donnell is fat.

    1. Re:Violent video games and spoons by cnerd2025 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Society creates the video games; video games don't create the society. Unless, of course, my name is Morpheus and I have a red pill. When will sensationalist bleeding-heart liberals realize that society's problems stem from the reasons we have violent video games, not the video games themselves. I think its somewhat sick that people play these indulgent video games (it's just my opinion), but I am not ignorant enough to say that video games cause the crime. That's just garbage. What needs to be determined is why people play these violent and sick (killing whores, anyone?) video games appealing to kids and adults alike? If society didn't cultivate people wanting to play these games, the games wouldn't sell. Obviously people in society like them, and some of these people who like these violent video games get thrills out of killing real people as well. It's just another example of how backwards "American culture" is with respect to morality.

  120. There's a world of difference by Cybrex · · Score: 1

    The first example is ascribing unrealistic levels of influence to playing a video game. The second is simply a matter of TV misinforming viewers. Huge difference.

    I can spread bogus information all day, and if I make it sound sufficiently technical a good chunk of the populace will believe it. That doesn't mean that I can convince people that it's okay to go on a killing spree.

    This is a perfect example of why I almost never watch TV, but still play video games.

    -Cybrex

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  121. And certainly not... by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And certainly not anyone who's ever heard of jury nullification!

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  122. Shit, that ain't the half of it. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I saw an episode of, I think, CSI, where a cop who'd been kicked off the force had fabricated evidence to get someone sent to jail who he was real sure was guilty. The guy turned out to be innocent--the real killer had gone free, and murdered again, partly because this guy had planted the evidence.

    So, you'd think we'd be watching a tale about this guy's hubris, and his fall from grace, and how he learns the importance of due process. You'd be wrong.

    The episode centered around our other leads buttering this guy up, telling him how much the force needed him, and how he couldn't let himself succumb to his guilt, because there were bad guys out there that needed catchin'.

    I shit thee not. This is the kind of story they tell, which is why I refused to watch another damned episode. I don't care how cleft the leads' chins are, or how clever the zoom effects.

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    1. Re:Shit, that ain't the half of it. by Trillan · · Score: 1

      Which series was that? The only episode I've ever seen where someone fabricated evidence, it ended with the investigator cuffed (216: "Felonius Monk").

    2. Re:Shit, that ain't the half of it. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      The episode centered around our other leads buttering this guy up, telling him how much the force needed him, and how he couldn't let himself succumb to his guilt, because there were bad guys out there that needed catchin'.

      Man, Law and Order is so much better - in there, the dirty cops get shot, often by Elliot.

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    3. Re:Shit, that ain't the half of it. by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      But at least Olivia Benson doesn't show so much breast while on duty. Don't get me wrong, Mariska Hagirtay is cute, but I do appreciate that she dresses professionally. Also, Law and Order has less soap opera than CSI, which I also appreciate.

  123. I'm with you ... by SharkJumper · · Score: 1

    When I first played Tetris, my eyes were trying to fill in everything I saw with falling blocks. It was especially bad when I was reading. The lines of text needed to be completed quickly because they were getting dangerously close to the top of the page.

    If I had been younger and more impressionable, who knows what I would have been capable of. I might have gone around dropping blocks next to people!

    SharkJumper

  124. MIAMI?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know if anyone on Slashdot has noticed, but CSI: Miama is shit. It is shitter than shit. It is so shit, that it makes me want to rub shit in my eyes, and eat some shit, and then do a shit.
    Now, if this were appearing on plain ol' CSI I'd be pissed off. But come on. The main character's name is Horatio. What the fuck kind of name is that? Who on earth takes that show seriously?

  125. morality in TV???? by cg0def · · Score: 1

    geography was never one of my good subjects but since when is California a New England state? Well I suppose some TV shows would support any cause as long as it gains some more viewers. Plus CSI Miami is the crappiest one of the 3 CSI shows and I really couldn't care less about it. As far as the game goes I think it's a lot better killing a couple of cops in a game after you got a speeding ticket than doing it in real life. Oh yeah and if your kids don't know the difference between real life and a video game, boy you are in for some serious phychiatric bills. You can't blame a game for the choises that YOU make and if any judge is dumb enough to say otherwise I think he or she really has the wrong profession. Plus if you teach your kids that anything other than them is responsible for their choises or actions you can't expect them to become decent and productive adults. Hey the bad man and his stories made me strap on explosives to my body, blow up the building, and kill all those people. It's not MY fault. Yeah only all this BS never stands when you are on the receiving end and no longer a spectator. Anyway, to sum all this up I think you should just accept people's choices to play violent 3D games and do whatever they want in a virtual environment. It might actually save your life by letting the freak next door release some preasure ...

  126. ...and next week's show... by rarkm · · Score: 1

    I guess that next week's CSI show is a thoughtful treatment of the obvious linik between TV and random teen violence stemming from watching too many TV detective shows. I may just rush out and buy TIVO to record that one.

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  127. Green Friday? by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    What's Green Friday? The day after Thanksgiving is supposed to be the biggest retail day of the year, right? That's why it's also Buy Nothing Day, right?

    Oh, wait. I got it.

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  128. oh, why! oh, why! by manJerk · · Score: 1


    TV! have you turned on me too?

    video games dont kill people, people kill people... hehe

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  129. Oh, snap! by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Ba-zing. I can't believe the show would market a video game and sanctimoniously preach against them. That's just... wow. Words fail me.

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  130. I know the ending to this. by Rolling_Go · · Score: 1

    As they score points for each crime committed, the CSIs must discover what consists of getting to the next level in the game in order to stop the culprits before they strike again.

    They check GameFAQs.

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  131. SVU.. by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

    Kinda odd how the CSI episode gets mentioned on /. but not the SVU episode that started with a hooker being beaten to death.

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  132. The larger issue... by Infonaut · · Score: 2, Insightful
    which you raise is this:

    Just once it would be nice if their technological approach failed (the database was wrong, the drivers licence pointed them in the wrong direction, etc.) but no, they're perfect.

    The American worldview at present is a curious mixture of faith in higher powers and faith in technology. Americans tend to believe that our sophisticated technology will always prevail. We like bright, easily-discerned lines and are very uncomfortable with nuanced ethical decisions. It's obvious in our entertainment (lest the video game industry smirk and point fingers at Hollywood, movies aren't alone in this), our generally idea-free political process, and our bewilderment when our technological marvels don't automagically win wars for us.

    CSI's treatment of video games is just one more episode in an ongoing list that goes back to the dawn of Hollywood. Fictional entertainment may purport to be realistic, but it seldom is. Let's flip this one on its head and look at video game realism. Just walking around in body armor in blazing heat, with a helmet on your head, a weapon in hand, and assorted other crap festooned to your person is a pain in the ass. Games can't give us anything remotely approximating what that feels like. When you go into combat in the streets of Bagdhad, if you get shot in the face, you're either dead or fucked up for life. "Realistic" first-person shooters go to great lengths to be as realistic as possible in all aspects but the most important one of all. Ah, but how entertained would we be if our on-screen personas died every time we entered combat? Well, therein lies the rub. Just as first-person shooters distort reality by pretending that with enough guns and enough automagically-supplied bullets and miracle life-saving rejuvenators you can win epic battles against long odds, so television distorts reality by providing seemingly realistic settings that actually present the reality ass-backwards.

    Bottom line: No matter how slick the presentation, it's all still entertainment, and it is usually almost completely divorced from reality.

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    1. Re:The larger issue... by despisethesun · · Score: 1

      Does that make Contra the most realistic game ever?

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  133. Doesn't sound like GTA though... by Liam+Slider · · Score: 1
    that looks suspiciously like Grand Theft Auto. From the description: 'Delko witnesses a bank robbery and the CSIs soon discover that the culprits are playing out the action from the videogame 'Urban Hellraisers' on the streets of Miami. As they score points for each crime committed, the CSIs must discover what consists of getting to the next level in the game in order to stop the culprits before they strike again.'"

    Next level? Scoring points for each crime committed? I mean...does that sound remotely like GTA to you? GTA uses money, and doesn't use levels. Surely there's a game that comes closer to this description than GTA right?

    Ok, now that that's out of the way...games don't make people screwed up in the head and inspire them to do things. People who do those kinds of things are screwed up in the head to begin with, and would be a danger regardless. Video games are just the popular blame. I remember when D&D was, and rap music, and rock music, and punk rock music, and violent movies, and violence on TV, and cartoons, and books. I've also heard people complain about CSI... Everything that has ideas, or leads to fantasy, brings out this type of bullshit. Mainly because certain people do not like the idea of other people thinking in any way other than how they are told to think by them. It's ultimately about control.

    1. Re:Doesn't sound like GTA though... by dletter · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think that the game IS supposed to be "like" GTA, but the people who write these things haven't actually played a video game since "Dig Dug", so, they think that a video game has to have "levels" to get past, etc.

  134. It's just entertainment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watching fictional TV shows that portray video games as cop-killing trainers has no more effect on the general public than say, playing some child's game like Grand Theft Auto.

  135. Crappiest plot EVER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, an already shite show made even worse. I didn't think it was possible.

  136. Carmageddon! by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    I tell you, after playing Carmageddon for about a week, I'm driving really, really carefully nowadays.

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  137. Sorry, no space. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Gee, I'm sure the liberals would like to throw all the violent psychopaths into the clink, but there's just no room in there since you conservative types have filled up the jails with nonviolent pot smokers.

    Whoops, makin' way too much sense here. I'd better give it a rest.

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    1. Re:Sorry, no space. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Whoops, makin' way too much sense here. I'd better give it a rest.

      Go smoke some pot. That will resolve both sentences.

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    2. Re:Sorry, no space. by Bobble+Slaughter · · Score: 1

      Hmm, a good reference to this comment would be the System Of a Down Song "Prison Song" A Section of the lyrics for you: "... Minor drug offenders fill your prisons you don't even flinch All your taxes paying for your wars against the new non-rich..."

  138. In my not so humble opinion by heinousjay · · Score: 1

    Anyone that uses the word sheeple needs a hug, followed by a sharp smack on the cheek for being a cock.

    Don't be a cock.

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    1. Re:In my not so humble opinion by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Anyone who gets so butt-hurt about me using the word sheeple that they have to post on slashdot about it needs more to do. Especially since humans are pack animals and their intelligence effectively goes down in groups. Like a jury.

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  139. Special Exec. Producer: Jack Thompson? by Bushido+Hacks · · Score: 1, Funny

    In the past the CSI team has allowed some people to be guest directors and producers on thier show. Quinton Tarantino being one of them. I woner how much money Jack Thompson paid CBS for more air time on the network. Apparently, I think he just figured out that the demographic he was trying to sell his message to does not watch 60 Minutes. Then again, the only CSI that CSI fans really watch is the original CSI in Las Vegas.

    CSI: Miami just doesn't live up to its name. You would watch Miami Vice without scenes of the babes of South Beach in it, so why would we want to watch CSI: Miami without the babes?

    If anything, Jerry Brockheimer should just rename the show to what it really is: CSI: West Palm Beach. Every week they would go after kids with a copy of 2 Live Crew in their CD collection. It would make sense being that Thompson is a pisant Miami Florida attorney trying to start a moral panic over video games despite that he lives in the part of this country with the zip code with most sexual predators! (33311 is not to far away from 33146.)

    Here's something I can't believe. You guys at the University of Miami Florida, Do you realize who lives across the street on US 1? That's right! Thompson! Why haven't you TP'd this guy's office? At least as a good frat prank. Go over there and give that bigheaded nimrod some real trouble.

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  140. Correlation is not causation. by IntricateEnigma · · Score: 1
    Agreed. Correlation is not causation.

    There may be some connection, but it isn't necessarily directly TV.

    From the article:
    The Dragon King had lifted a ban on the small screen as part of a radical plan to modernise his country

    From this I can pretty safely assume that a lot of changes were taking place in the country at the time. Any one of the changes occuring in the process of modernization may have influenced the perpetrators of the crimes. This was a relatively isolated town suddenly comming into more contact with the outside world. I suspect there were many more outsiders visiting the town than there had been in just the previous decade.

    From the TV and possibly outside visitors, the inhabitants were suddenly bombarded with waves of new ideas, concepts, religions, and philosophies. This sudden contact often causes confusion and will lead to people changing their own habits and morals. Even if the change to the culture as a whole was only subtle, the changes likely had a significant effect on select individuals.

    Violence on TV may have influenced them, but I suspect just the new ideas from all different cultures being broadcast into the community had a larger part. I won't claim to know what caused the crime spree, but my guess is it was some combination of "all of the above."
    1. Re:Correlation is not causation. by Browncoat · · Score: 1
      Is there any indication that there was a misinterpretation of what TV was in the Bhutan culture? Were they under the impression that it was something very benign, that it was really like PBS and Mr. Rogers and the PAX channel? Or did they know exactly what was on a lot of these channels?

      A theory I have about the Bhutan example is that these people, being so isolated for such a long time, were then told "we're going to join the rest of the world, we're going to introduce other culture, we're modernizing" and the citizens, thinking "right, we're going to modernize" suddenly became assaulted with all these violent images. Seeing these images supposedly representing the "modern" world, the people might revert to being very impressionable and think that this is how they are to behave in order to modernize.

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  141. Career aspirations by BaudKarma · · Score: 1

    "As they score points for each crime committed, the CSIs must discover what consists of getting to the next level in the game in order to stop the culprits before they strike again.'"

    So essentially, the CSI team needs an expert in video games! In fact, with all the video game inspired violence we're seeing these days, I think just about every big city police department will need a Video Game expert. I think I've found my new career!

    How will the police or the FBI know that some heinous crime was inspired by Serious Sam II unless they have an expert like me to tell them?

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  142. Re: Reconstructing images from low-res samples by Cerberus7 · · Score: 1

    Yes, I'm aware of that. The problem is that the task being depicted was clearly a Coast Guard responsibility, and the Coast Guard doesn't operate little black boats with "HOMELAND SECURITY" emblazoned across them. Their surface craft are all, to my knowledge, white with a diagonal red stripe with the Coast Guard logo. Maybe it's just incompetence on the part of the show's producers and fact checkers, but the whole shot just screamed "hey, look, DHS are the good guys, you must love them," complete with a big zoom in on the words "HOMELAND SECURITY." Oh, wait, this is the show that had a bunch of county crime scene folks working a plane crash instead of the NTSB, who were nowhere to be found. Maybe it is incompetence.

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  143. Now if only by gnarf37 · · Score: 0

    They would do an episode where a killer goes on a crime spree because he watched too many episodes of CSI and now they can't catch him because he learned how >not to be caught

  144. They are NOT marmosets by snuf23 · · Score: 1

    I sure wouldn't trust this story:

    "Beneath a portrait of the Dragon King, the in-store TV shows wrestling before BeastMaster comes on. A man in tigerskin trunks has trained his marmosets to infiltrate the palace of a barbarian king."

    Shoddy reporting. Everyone knows that Kodo and Podo are ferrets NOT marmosets.
    Who could possibly confuse a ferret for one of these?

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    1. Re:They are NOT marmosets by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      There was a man in a tigerskin? Maybe I shouldn't have been scoping Tanya Roberts out so much.

  145. They both do both! by Loundry · · Score: 1

    The first example is ascribing unrealistic levels of influence to playing a video game. The second is simply a matter of TV misinforming viewers. Huge difference.

    You seem to indicate that the former only influences while the latter only (mis)informs. I think that both cases both inform and influence.

    In the first case (the violent video game), the game informs the game player that predatory violence is fun, acceptable, cool, and risk-free. It influences the game player to participate in said predatory violence.

    In the second case (the television show) the show informs the viewer that forensic science is blisteringly fast, nominally expensive, fun, computationally trivial, and capable of technological feats that do not exist. It influences the viewer to place trust in forensic science in ways where it is not deserved.

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    1. Re:They both do both! by damiam · · Score: 1
      the game informs the game player that predatory violence is fun, acceptable, cool, and risk-free

      What "risk-free" violent games have you been playing? I get killed all the time in Quake, GTA, etc. And for the most part, the protagonists commit violent acts because it's necessary, not because they're having fun.

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    2. Re:They both do both! by Virus1984 · · Score: 1

      And for the most part, the protagonists commit violent acts because it's necessary, not because they're having fun.

      Huh...think "Postal". Postal 1 is kind of "damn, I flipped and now everyone wants to kill me, let's kill them - and innocent bystanders - before they get me"; Postal 2 is more in the lines of "I could do it peacefully, but it's so much funnier if I blow innocent's head with my shotgun...oh and did I mention that its barrel is up some even more innocent cat's ass ?".

      This is unneeded, random ultra-violence and that's the very reason why people play such videogames. Some people enjoy origami, but I find myself in a much more "zen" state after killing a few dozen innocents (on-screen, that is).

      Copycats are everywhere, but please don't blame videogames for inspiring them; real-world killers are monsters (unless you find it "natural" to put an end to other people's lives at will) and those needing inspiration could get it from TV, newspapers, litterature, ... It's rather amusing to see that everyone seems to have forgotten that there were serial killers before any gaming console or computer was ever invented.

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  146. Re: Reconstructing images from low-res samples by angle_slam · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Uh, no. They almost always have false leads and investigate the wrong person first. For example, the last episode I saw of CSI: NY, they spent well over half the show investigating the wrong guy (the one who was at the poker game.) It was only at the end of the show that they figured out who the real culprit was.

  147. What is "good parenting" in this regard? by Loundry · · Score: 1

    As long as they portray it as bad parenting and idiotic kids acting out bits from a video game.

    The stupid often die in stupid ways, and there's little we can do about that. But what about the "bad parenting" you mention? Would good parents prevent their kinds from playing GTA (because it might influence their kids to predatory violence)?

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  148. The Fonz by pipingguy · · Score: 1


    The CSI theme/franchise jumped the shark a couple of years ago. It's dead but still kicking a bit.

  149. Whatever you say by snuf23 · · Score: 1

    Yeah right. And next you're going to tell me is that the science behind Quincy is bogus. The show that was responsible for warning us Westerners about possible death from Ninjas applying the technique of Dim Mak.

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  150. Not an original thought by cs.wakko · · Score: 1

    Killer Instinct Episode 7 (Game Over) First aired: 11/11/2005 When Lt. Ray Cavanaugh is faced with the possibility that he convicted the wrong person for a crime, he and his team are thrust into the obsessive world of gaming and the deviant way in which players are reenacting murder scenes from their favorite video games. Exactly the same plot and story line. Too bad CSI is a few weeks late.

  151. If that's why, then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just out of plain old lopsided, misguided and totally irrelevant curiosity :

          - If that's why they do it. Then, which game exactly are they playing; that gang (or those gangs ?) going around on an international rampage ?

              Where did they get their games ? And what is "the next level" ?

              Now I'm really curious.

  152. Barney Made Me Do It by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    Hey! I remember that story... the sequels were pretty bad, though.

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  153. Re: Reconstructing images from low-res samples by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The DHS are the good guys. It's just the restructuring of existing law enforcement agencies. Yes, it's a creepy name. No, they aren't anymore jack-booted thugs than they've ever been. No, the shows aren't law-enforcement propaganda. They're fiction composed by people who majored in the humanities, designed to entice viewers to look at images of junk every fifteen minutes, and nine out of ten times not only haven't fired a gun, but think guns are bad. The stories are overdramatic, unrealistic, convoluted when not directly ripped and perverted from the news, and depict law enforcement agencies engaging in irrational behavior while regularly stomping on the rights of every person they come across. They're insulting to law enforcement, the judiciary, scientists, the professions and subcultures they portray as they search for the criminal(s), and to people that actually write for or act in quality art. Whenever you see a CSI character violating someone's rights and then being smug about the supremacy of their purpose, instead of viewing it as GO USE CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM view it as GO CSI CAST. They appeal to the audience's sense of justice, like any shitty crime drama, but the people making the show are as likely to be snorting coke in their dressing rooms and employing illegal immigrants to raise their children as anyone else in the business.

  154. Aagh! by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Aagh! Memories! Horrible, horrible memories of Jon Katz!

    He fell off a cliff or something, didn't he?

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  155. Interesting... by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

    I'd be interested to see how they handle it.

    Law And Order has had a few episodes that touched on the subject of media connections to crime, and even where the game or whatever was shown to have influence, things came squarely down on the perpetrator being an asshat or mentally ill. Basically, violent media may influence what direction someones criminal career takes, but isn't likely to inspire it in the first place.

    CSI has done a good episode involving furries. Ignore the paranoid ravings of 90% of the furries out there about it, the episode was rather good. The chick that saw it as completely fucked up was shown to be, well, an intolerant bitch, and the guy cop, who was shown to clearly be more intelligent and insightful, found it a bit strange(who wouldn't?) but not inherently bad, and even potentially good for these people. Given how they handled that topic, I've got hopes for them to handle this one somewhat intelligently.

  156. Huh. by SheeEttin · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised nobody linked to this yet. It says a lot about the show.

  157. Personal responsibility? by Crag · · Score: 1

    I do not concede the causitive relationship between playing games and having destructive thoughts, but even if it does exist that doesn't take responsibility for the act away from the perpetrator or their legal guardian. If someone is forcing people to play brain-washing games, then THAT PERSON is the problem, not the game. If people are voluntarily playing games, then they are still responsible for their actions.

    This is the same confusion that led to prohibition. People got drunk and did terrible things, but instead of holding people accountable for the terrible things they did, the United States outlawed alcohol. We're still recovering from the effects of that ban.

  158. God, I'm so sick of pin-the-blame by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1

    That's what all this about violent video games and movies amounts to. What did they have to blame for violence before they came along? Only themselves and society as a whole. If you think the kind of violence we hear about on the news now is a modern problem, you need to read a lot more history. As just an example, the Ripper murders in Whitechapel were sensationalized at the time, but a closer look reveals a great deal of violence happening on the streets before and after. One woman who is sometimes thought to be an early victim herself claimed to have been attacked by a gang - that is, a gang of young men, adolescents - before she died; there were quite a number of prostitutes murdered in Whitechapel months before the first true Ripper killing.

    Humans are a violent species - that's where the problem really lies. Society, environment and well, life itself, aggravates violent tendencies. Deal with the cause rather than trying to blame something and get rid of it or the problem will just keep coming back. So what will happen if you do get rid of violent movies and games? Will the problem of violent teens magically go away? If it would, why were teens committing violent acts for several millenia before now? When censorship doesn't help, who or what will you blame then?

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  159. False double-standard by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

    Video games sometimes don't even try to reflect reality. Most "realistic" TV shows have to at least obey the laws of physics, even if they try very hard to break them.

    Sure, you might hear sound in vacuum on ST:TNG, and you might hear the same in Wing Commander; how many times on CSI does someone drive their car too fast and clip through a wall? "Realistic" television is inherently and insidiously more believable than even the most realistic video game. Hell, this is by _design._ You don't want a video game to be too realistic, ever--why bother playing? What if the cops never stopped looking for you in GTA, and if you couldn't just run on top of the buildings to get away?

    I'd believe that more people would mistake CSI for reality than GTA--substitute any "realistic" television show for any video game at all: try "Law and Order" and "Phoenix Wright."

  160. apples and oranges by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Violent video games are in no way analogous to shows like CSI. CSI is presented as a being an accurate portrayal of forensic science. Games like GTA are not presented as being accurate portrayals of gang life(or whatever).

    More importantly, the types of influence in the case of violent video games and inaccurate television programming are completely different. It is easy to misinform a person. To do so, you simply lie. Given a lack of evidence to the contrary, many all too trusting people will believe you. That is not the same as turning someone into a killer.

    The comparison is outrageous. It is shocking that it has been deemed by the mods to warrant a +5.

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    1. Re:apples and oranges by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Even if GTA was a real portrayal of crime, it doesn't matter.

      The claim was that video games and TV don't influence behavior. Presumably this means 'in non-rational ways'.

      No one would assert that learning things can't rationally influence behavior, despite the medium. Including if those things were falsehoods. A lot of our behavior is due to our knowledge.

      I.e., it is not crazy to say 'X gives incorrect factual information about something' and, at the same time, say 'X does not influence people to become criminals'.

      Now, there might be a slight problem if the claim was 'FPS #274 teaches kids how to go on a shooting spree, how to avoid ambushes, how to ambush, how to create distractions, etc'. Even if it's not claimed it influences them how to do that, arguably kids shouldn't know how to do that at all, in case they decide to do it for some other reason.

      In case of that claim, it is a valid objection that GTA doesn't teach kids a damn thing about how to actually commit crimes. I can just imagine kids driving getaway cars through red lights and speeding, or randomly killing hookers in their car and thinking people won't object.

      While it may or may not be a valid protrayal of the criminal underground, kids cannot walk up the criminal underground and get in if they know the secret handshake, and that is a fairly absurd worry. A much bigger worry is them actually getting a gang of people and going out and committing crimes, and GTA is almost completely silent on any actual methods of doing that.

      In fact, CSI portrays a lot more of the ins-and-outs of criminal behavior than GTA.

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    2. Re:apples and oranges by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Except you just said people don't have the ability to distinguish entertainment from reality; that CSI is a drama and not a documentary. Why do you assume that people would think CSI a more accurate depiction of reality than GTA? Because the latter doesn't have actors? Because it's not a flying game? Or a sports game? Because it has a wider audience, despite the fact that the margin is rapidly slimming? And people can differentiate genres of game, but not television?

      FWIW, I don't think either form of entertainment should be censored, especially because we don't think people can form their own opinions, no matter how much evidence to the contrary. I believe that entertainment plays a large role in people's perception of reality. I further believe that most people are incapable of independent thought. But that's not an argument for censorship, it's why we need less. The more people develop a questioning attitude toward the material they see/hear/view, the better.

    3. Re:apples and oranges by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
      I already addressed why I think CSI is more likely to mislead people on topics than a game such as GTA is. CSI is presented as being rooted in scientific fact. The reality, of course, is that it is, kinda, but the writers just don't understand the facts well enough to portray and present them accurately.

      FWIW, I mostly agree with everything you said, except I *do* in fact think that people can distinguish entertainment from reality, as it is generally the case that they do with a pretty large degree of accuracy. Otherwise, people would believe that there were giant invisible monsters roaming around on tropical islands, scantily clad women with monstrously sized breasts and perfectly muscled men with much too small torsos and long legs running around saving the day, etc.

      What confuses people is information that is presented as being accurate information, when in fact it is not. This comes from entertainment, celebrities, documentaries, other people, politicians, etc. A recent example from pop culture is the book, "The Davinci Code." Obviously the story is pure entertainment. The facts the story is based on, however, are presented as real. The author even discusses it in the back of the book. The author actually believed it all. His information, however, is almost entirely false. But that false information has continued to spread because of the book. People aren't believing mislead by the fictional story, they are being mislead by the false information, which has subsequently been spread by word of mouth, the news, etc.

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  161. And you thought by PacketScan · · Score: 1

    And you though Voltron was a Vicious cartoon. Maybe Tom and jerry should be pulled (racism). Wait.... why are we making anything remoteley entertaining? Lets all just stair at the wall.. ( wonder what the crime rate will do ).

  162. I don't watch the show. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, I know this is going to sound weak, but it's the only episode I saw through to the end, and I didn't get the episode number. It was a few years ago.

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    1. Re:I don't watch the show. by Trillan · · Score: 1

      Oh, I wasn't expecting you to quote an episode number. I just figured if I looked up the one I meant, you'd be able to see if it was the same one...

      I like CSI, but I'm certainly not going to argue that it's realistic. Honestly, it was probably a different episode and did end the way you remember.

      CSI has the kind of stories that you think "Sure, that could happen. Once. But there's no way 22 things that weird are happening in a single year." The acting is pretty good, though, so it's interesting enough that I watch it.

      CSI: Miami, on the other hand, is just insane. The main character... talks... like William Shatner... only... more annoying!! They've got a hot blonde chick who lusts after guns, stories that can only be found close to realistic in the dictionary (under "stupid," but still less than an inch of paper from "realistic"), and a general... I don't know. I like it anyway, but mostly because I can yell at the main characters. ("Get a real job, you hack!" and "The only reason you knew that is you read the next scene!" sort of thing.)

      CSI: New York somehow combines the worst of the too with a thick New York accent that leaves me wanting to claw the eyes of the actors right off my TV set. Or maybe I just hate New York accents.

  163. s/dungeons and dragons/grand theft auto/g by Gulik · · Score: 1

    Hey, CSI -- the 80's called, and they want their inane movie-of-the-week plot back.

  164. Oh, what "risk"? by Loundry · · Score: 1

    What "risk-free" violent games have you been playing? I get killed all the time in Quake, GTA, etc.

    After which you respawn, correct? If you wanted a game with *real* risk (not this pussy "no permadeath!" fake risk that you champion), then after you "get killed" in Quake, rusty metal spikes would shoot out of your PC into your eyes, heart, and genitals.

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  165. Re: Reconstructing images from low-res samples by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you love terrorists so much, why don't you move to Iraq and join the "resistance".

  166. Bah! by Explodo · · Score: 1

    Tonight with special guest writer, Jack Thompson.

  167. Slightly Tangential by GospelHead821 · · Score: 1

    Unrelated to CSI's tackling of the subject, I had an experience with this sort of nonsense not too long ago. I was taking a hunting safety education course in Ohio and the wildlife officer who was lecturing on the state went on a rant about video games. He was trying to say that hunters, gun owners, etc. aren't to blame for school shootings, but that video games are. It was all I could do to sit there with my mouth shut and not stand up and rake him across the coals. (If you're wondering why I didn't, I'd already spent about ten hours sitting through the course. I didn't want to get kicked out and have to retake it for going off on one of the instructors.)

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  168. There can be only one by UberHoser · · Score: 0

    Miami and New York are not C.S.I. I watch the real C.S.I (Vegas), and not those llama spin offs.

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  169. Re: Reconstructing images from low-res samples by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    For example, the last episode I saw of CSI: NY, they spent well over half the show investigating the wrong guy

    This is why I like Law and Order - they screw up, the bad guy gets away sometimes, or they get an innocent statutory rapist killed and one of the detectives blows it off because he's scum anyways. There's also the one I saw where the DA wanted to charge a witness with attempted murder, even though that'd blow her case against a known multiple murderer. Crap like this where things don't end neatly is what makes the show worthwhile.

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  170. Re: Reconstructing images from low-res samples by Xebikr · · Score: 1

    that's because shows like this are made as much for law enforcement propaganda as they are for entertainment.

    If that's true, then it's backfiring.

  171. oh no by wastedbrains · · Score: 1

    This thread and the words in it make me want to go on a killing spree.... therefor speech causes violence, lets get rid of freedom of speech... it causes violence. from now on all we can say are slashdot cliches, nothing else.

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  172. Do video games have no effect on a person at all? by Matt+Ownby · · Score: 1

    I think that saying video games never teach people that violent principles are acceptable is as irresponsible as saying video games always teach people that violent principles are acceptable.

    I think video games do present a message, even if it's as something as obvious as "Spending countless hours playing this MMORPG is definitely worth your time!" I think that violent video games present a message that at best says violence may be necessary in certain situations, and at worst says that acting on violent principles produces happiness.

    I personally have little sympathy for video game companies who produce games that teach us that "violence makes you happy" and then hide behind the "It's your parents' responsibility to teach you that what we're teaching you is a lie!" Every person is accountable for what they strive to teach other people.

  173. gees. when i was younger... by jaimz22 · · Score: 1

    when i was younger and went on crime sprees i had a hard time because i could only find the red and blue keys :(

  174. Proof videogames cause violence! by changa · · Score: 1


    *Beats head against desk*

  175. not a matter of demonizing computer games... by cybin · · Score: 1

    i don't think this is a matter of demonizing computer games... i don't think there's a soul out there who hasn't picked up a controller at some point and played a 2-person fighter against a friend, your dad, uncle, sibling, whatever...

    i've always hated GTA specifically for the things that it rewards players for. i watch my brother play it, and he smiles as he throws the driver out of the car, blasts him with an automatic weapon, and proceeds to run over a nun standing on the side of the street. i understand that it's a fantasy, and i think he does too, but there are people in the world who cannot separate the fantasy world of a game and real life.

    what's more important is that the games PROMOTE violence and make KIDS think it's acceptable. you can do this with movies too... the bottom line is that it's about teaching your children what's right and what's wrong. and i'm sure most people will agree that there are a lot of parents out there who don't do this. buy 'em an X-Box, and they'll shut up for a while. i do think you should have to be a certain age to buy those games. porn distortes your view of sexuality if you looked at it, say, when you were 8... when you can't understand the "porn fantasy".

    CSI isn't the epitome of a tv series commenting on our culture, but give it a chance. maybe it'll be good... at the very least, we can hope they address the free speech issues and comment that the violence is unacceptable while playing games is not.

    1. Re:not a matter of demonizing computer games... by Down8 · · Score: 1

      You do have to be a certain age to buy those games. Most retailers just don't enforce it, not unlike a retailer selling cigarettes to underage ppl. The problems lies more in the parents buying the games and then complaining about the violence - you bought it dumbass, pay attention to your kids.

      I don't think games have become more violent, it just seems they are more realistic in their depiction of violence. Realistic scenarios, realistic graphics. If someone can't distinguish the game from reality, they are useless to society. Same goes for all the LARPers out there.

      And I saw porn at 8 and have a fine understanding of sexuality and fantasy.

      -bZj

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  176. Mandatory South Park Reference by manifoldronin · · Score: 1

    Blame Canada! Blame Canada!

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  177. In A Nutshell... by dumdeedum · · Score: 2, Funny

    [Camera flies in over Miami, pans past some T&A, settles on a bank, crime happens, screen flashes to post-crime investigation scene]

    SUPPORTING CAST: Blah blah blah VIDEO GAMES blah blah.

    HORATIO: Well now [puts on sunglasses, stares into distance] it looks like the game just turned deadly!

    [roll intro]

    ~ I can't believe it's not science stuff happens ~

    [Horatio locks up criminal]

    HORATIO: Well now [puts on sunglasses, stares into distance] I guess it's game over!

    [roll credits]

    1. Re:In A Nutshell... by AGTiny · · Score: 1

      Hahahah so right... I can't stand Caruso, what a tool.

      BTW, some Fox show (Killer Instinct?) did the exact same thing a week or two ago, with a game called "Murder One". Guess they're all running out of ideas.

  178. So unrealistic... by hixie · · Score: 1

    Yes it is SO unrealistic to think that people might be so influenced by video games that they might actually ACT OUT the plot of such a video game in real life. That would never actually happen.

    http://www.pacmanhattan.com/

    Never.

    1. Re:So unrealistic... by Down8 · · Score: 1

      That'd be more like the supposed "video games made me kill" line if the "Pac Man" actually devoured those playing "ghosts", with, say, some fava beans and chianti?

      -bZj

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  179. Not the first time... by unicorn · · Score: 1

    Law & Order:SVU did a similar show.

    Not terribly surprising from L&O tho. Dick Wolf has always said that he "rips the stories from the headlines" and I've even heard lines on L&O that were word-for-word quotes from 60 Minutes before.

    Kinda bizarre to see a story on 60 Minutes then 3-6mo later catch the same story as fiction on L&O.

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  180. Hmmm... why not? by Cybrex · · Score: 1

    If you wanted a game with *real* risk (not this pussy "no permadeath!" fake risk that you champion), then after you "get killed" in Quake, rusty metal spikes would shoot out of your PC into your eyes, heart, and genitals.

    That's a great idea! Except... how many people do you think would play a game that's likely to kill and/or maim them in real life? My guess is that such a game would set records for poor sales.

    Why do you think that is? Simple- only the most deranged or mentally crippled people don't clearly and intuitively grasp the difference between video game violence and real-world violence.

    I can't believe that after over 25 years of video games being a mainstream phenomenon people still make these ludicrous arguments. It saddens me to think that you feel that people are so feebleminded as to be that easily influenced.

    -Cybrex

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  181. Re: Reconstructing images from low-res samples by Captain+Nitpick · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What would be really cool is if the crew of one of these shows was smart/interested enough to actually produce "enhanced" camera shots as they would look coming out of one of these experimental image reconstruction algorithms.

    One of my favorite scenes from Monk involved an "enhanced" image.

    DISHER: The shooter abandoned the car in a parking lot. There was a security camera. We got a picture of him.

    He hands the captain a large, blown up photograph of a man standing near the car in black and white. It's a surveillance grab. It's rather hard to make out any defining features.

    STOTTLEMEYER: Wait, that's it? They can't clean that up?

    DISHER: It is cleaned up. I mean, he was 50 feet away. Should I release it to the press?

    STOTTLEMEYER: What's the point? I've seen better pictures of Bigfoot!

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  182. errrr.... by dcapel · · Score: 1

    I saw a few minutes of this on TV roughly two weeks ago...

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  183. More Show Ideas by LeapingQuince · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting for other Rockstar games to come out on television...

    South Park meets The Warriors: "Oh my god, they killed Cleon! You bastards!"
    The OC meets Max Payne: (voiceover of Ryan) Everybody was so damn rich there. It got more and more difficult to go one episode without punching anybody. And then with the drinking, the women, the pain killers, the murder of the Cohens, I just came apart...
    Gilmore Girls meets Manhunt: "Come on Luke, I wanna see some GORE!"
    The Simpsons meet Oni: Nevermind. I'm probably the only person who ever played Oni.

    You get the idea though.

  184. CSI: Depictions of rape and murder. by drn8 · · Score: 0

    I'd like to see a CSI episode where kids are acting out the crimes comitted on the various CSI programs. Talk about the pot calling the kettle.

  185. Re:Do video games have no effect on a person at al by Down8 · · Score: 1

    If I was entertained by the movie 'Platoon', does that qualify? I gained pleasure from watching violence and destruction.

    I don't think anyone would suggest we hold Oliver Stone accountable for making entertainment containing large amounts of violence.

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  186. This Is An Issue For The Game Industry by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

    You know, this is why video game developers have work to do on the image of video games.

    Outside the niche of gamers (and it is a niche), the majority of people don't really know what games are like. It's actually believable that these games might be influencing their kids.

    Over the years there have been several cases where games have been linked to violent acts. They've never made a case that stuck in court, but the perception has stuck. People think of video games and make that connection with some school shooting somewhere, or a sniper they heard was a gamer, or some other thing that a friend told them about someone they knew.

    The mud is sticking, and while some gamers seem to think that it's the rest of the world with the problem, the media are loving it. It's easy to sell an idea like "gamer goes on crime spree" now, and the whole video game industry suffers as a result while some expose TV show sells ad revenue.

    Until the game industry takes the media a bit more seriously, we'll see this sort of garbage being put up more often. People will believe it and they'll start to wonder why the government can't control these evil game companies that make their kids crazy.

  187. They did this in "Medium," too. by SETIGuy · · Score: 1
    where a cop who'd been kicked off the force had fabricated evidence to get someone sent to jail

    I don't watch the show so I'm relaying this second hand. This was the last episode of "Medium" that my wife watched.

    Although in "Medium," the cop wasn't kicked off the force, and it was presented as justified because the cop was sure the bad guy was a bad guy.

    Of course, this is "Medium," where people are presumed guilty because some angry messed up white lady had a dream that they, at some time time in the future, might commit a crime.

    Total crap. "Based upon a true story." Yeah, right. Some people believe this shit.

    1. Re:They did this in "Medium," too. by despisethesun · · Score: 1

      Every time I see a commercial for "Medium" it makes me angry that this kind of bullshit is on the air and yet all my favourite shows get cancelled. I'm actually getting a little mad just thinking about it right now.

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  188. Not a problem. by idries · · Score: 1

    You know, this is why video game developers have work to do on the image of video games.

    This kind of media coverage - while stupid and inaccurate - is also great for sales and costs the industry almost nothing. You can't buy advertising this good. The industry does not have to work on this at all, just keep making more money from it.

    1. Re:Not a problem. by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      Just like Doom when those kids took their guns to school!

      Wow. id couldn't have *paid* for that, and those sucker kids just did it for free!

      Some advertising isn't healthy.

    2. Re:Not a problem. by idries · · Score: 1

      It's still good for business.

      The main effect of all this 'bad press' is to sell more games. Kids think that they're "bad"/"cool" or whatever if they play games like that so they buy them (with or without their parents' consent).

      Unless someone actually looses one of these lawsuits and has to pay up a significant chunk of cash, then there's no reason (from a units sold perspective) for the industry to even see this as a problem.

    3. Re:Not a problem. by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      Seriously? School massacres and other murders are just good advertising?

      If that's good for business, then there's a problem.

    4. Re:Not a problem. by idries · · Score: 1

      I don't doubt that it's a problem. But that doesn't mean that it's not true. Whenever something like this happens and an entertainment product ends up in court for "causing" death/injury by "forcing" someone to injure/kill someone else/themselves the sales of the product in question go up (or continue to be good long after it's usual shelf-life).

      And that is good for business. If it wasn't publishers wouldn't make games like that.

  189. Too stupid? Yes, too stupid... by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 1

    Too stupid to server on a jury?

    Knowing that you dont actually think that jurors are 'stupid' I still wonder why the phrase persists? Maybe it has more to do with having a job that doesnt pay enough for it not to matter if you have jury duty. If you are salary, and get called to jury duty, your employer legally CANNOT dock your pay, or even use those days as vacation time.

    So, too stupid to get OUT of jury duty!? Hell, if I still had that salaried job ,Id be pulling teeth to get ON one as often as possible.

    Maybe its that these people are too 'stupid' to not be working anything else than a crappy hourly job where the time off ACTUALLY does matter.

    You decide

  190. Mainstream Media Hates Games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because they are reducing viewership at the cinema, the television channels, the newspapers, rock concerts. You name it, games are reducing profits for that entertainment medium. Even the drug cartels hate games. So, naturally, PBS/NPR/CBS/NBC/CNN/FOX/RIAA/MPAA, god damn PETA/CAIR/Greenpeace. They all hate games, and they will continue to hate games until they change their business model, or they get bought-out by some other successful company that has adapted.

    It sucks to be a dinosaur. It's too bad you weren't born a mammal. Maybe you'll die fucking some really hot dinosaur chick, and millions of years later, the mammals will be amazed to find your fossilized cock in her dinosaur love-hole.

    Change your business, or business will grind you under and move onto the next bastard. Your call.

    1. Re:Mainstream Media Hates Games by Bushido+Hacks · · Score: 0

      "Will there be another race to come and take over for us?/Maybe Martians will do better than we've done?"
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  191. Parody cross of CSI and Truman by NRAdude · · Score: 0

    I could just imagine a parody movie between CSI and the Jim Carey movie "Truman". I can't remember the words precisely, but the script of one scene at the end of the movie went like this...

    DIRECTOR: "None are watching with the ocean camera... I know where he is... Truman, what are you doing?"
    DIRECTOR: "Get a boat in the water and rescue him before he gets near the limits of the ocean scenery."

    [Actor boards a docked boat, and begins doing what he knows best; grinding the non-existant boat-transmission]

    DIRECTOR: "Why haven't we got a boat out there to him?"
    ACTOR: "I'm a Buss driver actor. I don't know how to operate a boat."
    SET COORDINATOR: "We don't have anyone that could operate a boat: they're all actors!"

    My apologies on the transcription. Good thing it isn't exact, as if it were reproduced for commercial purpposes I would be liable for copyright fees. Good thing it was non-commercial. :-)

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  192. MOD PARENT UP. by despisethesun · · Score: 1

    Best comment in the whole discussion.

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  193. hehe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You know what we call that in Miami......A BAD STORYLINE......"
    Worst show on TV........................

  194. Tonights Sponsor for CSIM: Circuit City by Bushido+Hacks · · Score: 0

    It's just what Jack Thompson needed.

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  195. So unrealistic and preachy; Just saw it. by saskboy · · Score: 1

    Normally I like every CSI Miami, but this show just rubbed me the wrong way. Maybe I'd feel about any CSI where I'm familiar with the subject matter, but this one seemed "forced" or preachy. It's almost as if it Jumped the Shark, if they keep going with this lame social consequences route.

    It's a puff show, and should stick to what it knows best:
    crime mystery and bikinis. Any thing more and it's just silly, because it doesn't have a foundation of fact to stand on and no one takes it seriously anyway. To suddenly try and have a moral, is satirizing the moral they try to give.

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    1. Re:So unrealistic and preachy; Just saw it. by Bushido+Hacks · · Score: 0

      The only thing I'd like to know is if those glasses that one guy had are real. If they are, where can I get me a pair?

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    2. Re:So unrealistic and preachy; Just saw it. by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      Suddenly? Suddenly??!

      That stupid show is the most trashy, hypocritical, PREACHY piece of shite on TV. It gets turned off in my house very quickly now.

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  196. Link and mirror to Extended Ending by neovoxx · · Score: 1

    Doesn't have anything to do with "The Game".  Actually just a Hummer advertisement, but a link and mirror for your enjoyment anyway.
    Mirror <URL:http://www.cbs.com.nyud.net:8090/primetime/cs i_miami/hummer/hummer.shtml>
    Link <URL:http://www.cbs.com/primetime/csi_miami/hummer /hummer.shtml>

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  197. This is nothing by SirWraith · · Score: 1

    If you wanna see some old white people get their panties in a twist, you should have seen what happened at my school a year and a half back. Years ago, this kid was going a project with the principal to make a computer map of the school, and after the kid spent all his time looking around, drawing blueprints, whatever kids did back in those days, the project was scrapped. So using the maps he had, he released a mod for Duke Nukem 3D that was set in the school. Couple years later, the blubbering vagina squad that is the media found this and went completely fucking nuts. Site is down but here's google's cache http://72.14.207.104/search?q=cache:1Ht9jH_-UAEJ:k dka.com/specialreports/local_story_140181158.html+ allderdeath&hl=en Interviews at school, whiny kids talking about how "they don't feel safe". Going to an inner-city public school, walking through metal detectors every morning, and still hearing about gang violence and kids getting shot, and it's a video game that compromises their sense of safety. It just makes me think "if only some of these people had been a blow job..."

  198. Re: Reconstructing images from low-res samples by po8 · · Score: 1

    Excellent!

  199. Urban Hellraisers by OgTheBarbarian · · Score: 1

    Crime as VG for points = total crap. Law enforcement taken as a joke = disaster waiting to happen. Solution: Take the guns off the street. Period. Soldiers killed in Iraqi warzone since March 2003 = >2,080. US murders in 2004 = >15,000. Conclusion: Nobody kills more Americans, than Americans do.

  200. episode semi-review by muel · · Score: 1

    I was at the gym tonight and this was on one of the TVs. I caught bits and pieces, and it was mostly overwrought, stupid crap, but there was one chunk in particular that I believe will infuriate the world of gamers more than anything--when David Caruso interrogates one of the GAME DESIGNERS.

    designer (snarky voice) - "Our official line is that any similarity between this crime spree and our product is purely coincidental."
    caruso (stupid, semi-Duke Nukem voice) - "Yeah, well, try telling that to the parents of Cynthia So-and-so."
    designer - [pauses, stares into camera uncomfortably] "Well, there's a board I answer to--stockholders. I can't be held responsible for any of this. If you want to know more about the game... you'll just have to play the game."
    caruso - "Fine, we'll play your game. In the meantime, book this guy for failing to assist a police officer."

    WHAT? Why are they turning game designers into Satan here? With this douchey caricature, no less? I think this is the scene that'll touch a nerve with sheltered, middle America. Which, quite frankly, sucks. You find me a police squad that sincerely seeks out movie/TV show/game makers for criminal intent and I'll find you a copy of "Police Academy 9: Larvell Gone Wild!"

    1. Re:episode semi-review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The charge was obstruction of justice actually... I guess you missed the part where it was revealed that the game designer was the one giving real guns to the kids in order to boost sales of the game. Yeah, that makes sense.

  201. Crime Scene Incompetence by Twitch42 · · Score: 1

    I enjoyed the show when it first came out, but now the catchphrase when seeing one of the many character blunders is, "They aren't very good..." Never mind the writing blunders.

    And jeesh, "Killer Instinct" just did the very same story line.

  202. Using one medium to attack another by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it's hypocritical for a TV show that romanticises violence to exaggerate the potental of another medium to create violence.

    First time poster, long time reader.

  203. Re:Do video games have no effect on a person at al by slappyjack · · Score: 1

    Yes, yes they do. I once played MechWarrior in wireframe mode for so long it really screwed up my balance. Got a bit lightheaded when I stood up.

    Ooh... then theres the time I sat down to play that Dungeon Maser game at my buddies place as he was leaving for work (I had the day off) "Just lock up when you leave," he said. Only problem was it was so much fun watching my little goblins kill adventurers that I sort of lost track of time... and was sitting in the exact same place 9 hours later when he got home from work.

    Then there's that day I lost track of time playing Day of Defeat - one of the few days I consistently had more kills then deaths and still ran up a bunck of caps. Missed both football games that Sunday.

    Yeah, those video games are really bad for you. Lost two days of drinking beer and once got myself a little dizzy, which for one in a million times was NOT caused by drinking beer.

    fuck 'em.

  204. BAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! by slappyjack · · Score: 1

    "I just Wanted The Boys To Notice Me!!!"

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

    That was so horrible. More horrible than CSIMiami typically is.

  205. Re: SPOILER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw the show. They talked to the CEO guy and asked him for a walkthrough. He declined. They arrested him for obstruction.

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  206. Re:Clew #1: GTA is satire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clew #2: "Clew" is not spelled with a W.

  207. Next week on CSI by Alsee · · Score: 1

    Next week on CSI: Leisure Suit Larry.

    Oh wait, I think that was last week. And the week before. And ummm, the week before that too.

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  208. tv is the devil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone ever stop and consider that it's shows like this that give kids the idea to imitate the games in the first place? When the media is constantly suggusting that kids imitate their favorite games, some of the children will eventually do it.

  209. might actually be good by blowg0ats · · Score: 0

    How appropriate that a show like CSI, with it's magical crime solving interweb magic machines, 'if it turns blue when I squirt this shit on it than the butler did it' and 'apparently CSIs are frequently involved in shoot-outs and car chases' BS would build an episode around talk show physchobabble like 'GTA made them do it'. Maybe people will actually make the connection between a laughably unrealistic TV show and the laughably unfounded theory of video game inspired violence - or am I giving the average CSI viewer too much credit?

  210. Again with this... by Faizz-HWL · · Score: 1

    I wish somebody would pay attention to the Surgeon General for once. He states that violent media isn't even one of the top twenty-five factors to violent behavior. Also, since the release of the Playstation which was considered the first console to have "actual violence" in more than a few games, violent crimes have steadily gone down. Especially in the video game demographic (12-35). So, say what you want, Bruckheimer. For video games hate you too.

  211. The real question is by geekcomputing · · Score: 0

    Will i go on a killing spree by watching people play video games on TV! tommrow 20 million views become homicidal maniacs!! look out!