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  1. Re:I'm surprised they didn't do it sooner on Twitter Reportedly May Abandon Ruby On Rails · · Score: 1

    Either that or use multicasting.

  2. Re:hysterical on Taser International Wins Lawsuit to Change Cause of Death · · Score: 1

    Before they allow an officer to use the taser they should shock him for 5 minutes straight while ordering him to "get up and put his hands behind his head or be shot". From the stories online this seems the way these "safe gadgets" are often used.

  3. Re:hysterical on Taser International Wins Lawsuit to Change Cause of Death · · Score: 1

    I was going to reply with something along the lines of "Now the NRA will sue to have gun related deaths be renamed to 'heavy metal poisoning'", but that cause of death would still be way more accurate than whatever "excited delirium" is supposed to mean.

  4. Re:Children simply shouldn't be able to buy books on Oregon's New Censorship Law Challenged In Court · · Score: 1

    I've said it before and I've said it again. We should ban children. Think of all the problems that will solve!

  5. Re:Mod me down for bad math. on Nevada Governor to Bill Fossett Widow For Search · · Score: 1

    I think 100,000 people should each send $10 to me. Because I want it.

  6. Re:processes on Threads Considered Harmful · · Score: 0

    I'd love to see a web server spawn a separate process for every page access.

  7. Re:i for one... on Pidgin Controversy Triggers Fork · · Score: 1

    I also still use GAIM 1.5. The only issue I have with it is that there's no option to make the chat window flash when a new message appears.

  8. It's called the Large Hadron Collider on Why Life On Mars May Foretell Our Doom · · Score: 1

    Whenever a civilization gets advanced enough to attempt to simulate the near Big-Bang conditions, an actual Big Bang occurs and the Universe is reset.

  9. Re:Ignores possibility of the Singularity on Why Life On Mars May Foretell Our Doom · · Score: 1

    What if they are anti-meatists?

  10. So many uses on Xerox Demos Self-Erasing, Eco-Friendly Paper · · Score: 1

    Let me write you a check....

  11. Re:Feh. on MADD Targets GTA IV Over Drunk Driving Scene · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Until somebody gets so good at driving drunk in the game that they feel they can handle it in real life ^_^

  12. Re:No Parking on Ultra-Dense Galaxies In the Early Universe · · Score: 1

    Everything fits with a supermassive black hole. Or rather in a supermassive black hole.

  13. Re:Ban bread? on UK to Ban Possession of Certain 'Violent' Pornography · · Score: 1

    The slippery slope is REAL, and, strangely enough, child abuse is STILL rampant. So much for thinking of the children.

    What's the common factor in all child abuse cases? That's right, it's children! I think it's clear what we need to outlaw.

  14. Re:here is the wiki entry on First Superheavy Element Found In Nature · · Score: 1

    You could always correct it yourself ;)

  15. Re:Hmmm on DARPA Working On Arthur C. Clarke Weapon Idea · · Score: 1

    http://vsvaeroom.prod.netsol.com/eRoom/verisign/Engineering/0_4508d

    Exactly. I recommend "Magneto Hydrodynamic Explosive Yomama Munition"

  16. Re:Be Prepared on Laptops Can Be Searched At the Border · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hell, beware of nude pictures without model's birth certificate as proof of legality.

  17. Re:When next we tune in to an episode of... on NASA Wants its MMO Created for Free · · Score: 1

    I'm still waiting for Jews in Space.

  18. Re:Pony on NASA Wants its MMO Created for Free · · Score: 1

    Sure, but it will bite.

  19. Re:how dare we on Stephen Hawking Thinks Aliens Likely · · Score: 1

    Yup, that's just the kind of thinking that comes from someone Made Out Of Meat.

  20. Re:Hawking isn't an astrobiologist on Stephen Hawking Thinks Aliens Likely · · Score: 1

    Or maybe they just evolved to reproduce in water and like having soft tissue around.

  21. Re:Controversy? on Ben Stein's 'Expelled' - Evolution, Academia and Conformity · · Score: 1

    the magic-man-in-the-sky "theory" make no provision for testing, cannot be evaluated as anything other than wishful thinking

    Oh please, there's a very easy way to test this theory. In the afterlife. Any volunteers?

  22. Re:Translation on RIAA Sues Homeless Man · · Score: 1

    That's usually true, unless the subject of the quote has a distinguished history of malice.

  23. Re:It isn't that hard on Do the Blind Deserve More Effort on the Web? · · Score: 1

    You dare suggest that the free market fails at something?????

  24. Re:And I'm sure . . . on Senator Proposes to Monitor All P2P Traffic for Illegal Files · · Score: 1

    Would you want your children to grow up in a world where pirates rule the cyberseas? I think not!

  25. Illegal Child Porn on Senator Proposes to Monitor All P2P Traffic for Illegal Files · · Score: 1

    Muahahaha, you all fell into my trap. By reading this comment you have displayed your intent to abuse children. FBI agents are on their way.