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RIAA Sues Homeless Man

NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "In a Manhattan case, Warner v. Berry, the RIAA sued a man who lives in a homeless shelter, leaving a copy of the summons and complaint not at the homeless shelter, but at an apartment the man had occupied in better times, and had long since vacated. The RIAA's lawyers were threatened with sanctions by the Magistrate Judge in the case, for making misleading representations to the Court which the Magistrate felt were intentional. The District Judge, however, disagreed with imposing sanctions, giving the RIAA's lawyers 'as officers of the Court the benefit of the doubt,' and instead concluded — in his 6-page opinion (PDF) — that the RIAA's lawyers were just being 'sloppy' and had not made the misstatements for an improper purpose.'"

245 comments

  1. Wrong, wrong, wrong! by LWATCDR · · Score: 5, Insightful

    'as officers of the Court the benefit of the doubt,'
    Wrong!
    As officers of the Court they should be held to a higher standard. Sloppy isn't an excuse.

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    1. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by TheMeuge · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Please mod parent up.

      "Sloppy" should not be in a lawyer's vocabulary. In court, "sloppy" can land somebody in jail, backrupt them, cause divorce, take away their children, and destroy their life altogether in a myriad of ways.

      "Sloppy" is what a McDonalds' burger maker does. When lawyers serve a subpoena that's about as accurate as addressing McCain as "Mrs Clinton", there should certainly be repercussions.

      Otherwise, what prevents them from being "sloppy" and just file papers against every single college student in the United States?

    2. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by gruvmeister · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Officers of the court? Bullshit, we're talking about some sleazebag millionaire lawyers who would drag their own mothers into court if there was a percentage in it for them. These guys don't represent the court - on the contrary, these are the guys the court needs to be on the lookout for, as they're the ones who will manipulate it to serve their (clients') purposes.

    3. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by zappepcs · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly what he said AND think about it, if you or I go into a court representing ourselves and are sloppy.... well, the court normally does not look favorably upon people who waste the court's time with 'sloppy' actions.

      Having said that, court systems 'seem' to be the daytime hangout of a rather large boy's club in many places around the country. The lawyer defending you probably plays golf with either the judge or your opponents lawyer, or both!

      IANAL, but I've had happy hour beers with a few. Sloppy is what you do when you think the court will be benevolent toward your actions. If the court has a reputation for seriousness and crossing-tees-dotting-eyes behavior, sloppy is NOT what you do.

      Personally, you and I know that the judge in this case has heard about the stories of the **AA's actions around the country. It would be professionally negligent to not have been following those stories. So, to give them any slack when they are sloppy and wasting court time and resources is tantamount to saying "plaintiff wins, next case!"

      I seriously don't think this homeless guy has a snowball's chance in hell.

    4. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly, and what everyone witnessed there was the "Good ol' Boy" network in operation.

      Justice in the american legal system has always been only for those with he largest bank accounts.

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    5. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by KGIII · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I tend to think of it as the Just Us Department really.

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    6. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by Uebergeek · · Score: 5, Informative
      Three things counterbalance against a lawyer being 'sloppy':

      (1) Malpractice: if a lawyer is 'sloppy' in his representation of a client, the client can sue the lawyer ofr malpractice, as well as make a complaint to the applicable state bar association. This can result in the lawyer paying large amounts of money to the client, reprimands being placed in the lawyer's file from the state bar, and even the lawyer having his license to practice law revoked.

      (2) FRCP Rule 11 Sanctions Unbeknownst to many oustide the legal profession, the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure (and most state rules) allow for the court to impose sanctions/award costs for frivolous filings. Extreme sloppiness sometimes falls into this category.

      (3) Court's discretion In its own discretion, the Court can sanction an attorney for sloppiness or other misconduct that wastes the court's time. This can result in a case being dismissed with prejudice (meaning the attorney cannot refile the case, and will likely get pegged by the client for malpractice).

    7. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by Touvan · · Score: 1

      Lawyers operate in a self regulated industry - which really means not regulated at all. This is what you get in that situation, a group of knuckle heads all covering each other butts to make sure the party doesn't end.

    8. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by phpmysqldev · · Score: 1

      Its not just the judges decision here, by law officers of the court are given the benefit of the doubt in matters of paperwork and clerical errors. Unless they specifically did this to (and this is legal terminology) 'make a mockery of the court and the legal system', which is almost never proven, then they are given the benefit of the doubt that their mistakes were made with good intentions simply because they've passed the bard.

      I knew that law minor with my IT major would come in handy somewhere

    9. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by phpmysqldev · · Score: 1

      that should be 'passed the bar' above...unless they're MMORPG playing lawyers...then they have to pass the bard...

    10. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by Vexor · · Score: 1

      I hope this homeless fellow has a decent public defender. Counter-sue and get a nice chunk of change, hopefully get his life back on track.

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    11. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A public defender beating and getting money from the RIAA lawyer team. Nice pipe dream.

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    12. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "What prevents all you fucking thieves from having any moral values?"

      Offhand, I would say pricks like you trying to impose your own "moral values" on the rest of us...

      And for the 8 millionth time here, it isn't "thievery" - it is copyright violation. Get it right!

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    13. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What prevents all you fucking thieves from having any moral values?" Offhand, I would say pricks like you trying to impose your own "moral values" on the rest of us... Care to explain your circular logic? I'm preventing you from having any morals, because I'm pushing my morals on you, because you have no morals of your own, but you have no morals of your own, bacause I'm pushing my morals on you, because . . . Oh, nevermind.

      And for the 8 millionth time here, it isn't "thievery" - it is copyright violation. Get it right! And for the 8 million and oneth time, I call it thievery out of convenience. You can call it what you want it's still illegal!!
    14. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not a lawyer, but it seems (based on my Slashdot reading, anyway) that the RIAA lawyer team isn't exactly the sharpest bunch money can buy. I think it's likely that we hear more about their failures and blunders, though.

    15. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      It's not based on talent or smarts obviously. The bottom line is money. The RIAA have way more than a public defender does at their disposal.

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    16. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      It's not circular logic. I just don't share your exact set of "morals", and since you don't agree, you assume I don't have any. You are preventing me from sharing your morals, because if I did, I would have to kill myself for being such a pathetic putz and would cease having any morals again as I would be dead. Simple really...

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    17. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by vimh42 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps that is the point. The RIAA lawyers are sloppy and there is no excuse for them.

    18. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      Sad but true.

    19. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      I take it that you're directing that question to the RIAA...right? Peace, baby.

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    20. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      I disagree with all this outrage about the judge not imposing sanctions. I think the judge did the right thing

      1) A judge can only really decide the case in front of him. At most, he/she can take under consideration the actions that the lawyers in the case has done in other cases. He cannot consider what other lawyers hired by the same client has done. Those other lawyers in other states should have no bearing on the case.

      2) A judge is accountable to higher courts. Every decision that this judge makes can be reviewed and/or reversed. The judge can impose sanctions, but most judges don't usually without a few warnings. Especially with the deep pockets of the RIAA, any sanctions will be expected to be challenged. Later on if the judge does impose sanctions, he/she can point out in the record multiple times where he warned the lawyers.

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    21. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought he was referring to the lawyers....

    22. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not circular logic. I just don't share your exact set of "morals", and since you don't agree, you assume I don't have any. I fully agree that you don't share my exact set of "morals". And my question was addressed to all you fucking thieves. You replied.

      The rest of your argument is plain childish and only proves to me that you have nothing intelligent to say about the matter.

      Your original argument is circular logic. But then again, I guess that's what I should expect from someone named Mister Whirly.
    23. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      And my comments were address to Anonymous Cowards. You replied.
      But then again, that's what I should expect from someone who is too much of a wimp to even give a name.

      Imagine that, an Anonymous Coward on a high horse about their morals. LOL! Thanks for giving me a laugh! Now go away...

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    24. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I disagree with you, UnknowingFool..... A pattern of misconduct in other cases is quite relevant. Also there is no way this was mere sloppiness. They clearly made a misrepresentation to the Court. The Magistrate Judge had it right. I personally think Judge Baer knew the Magistrate Judge had it right, but felt a little squeamish about imposing sanctions, so he gave them "the benefit of the doubt" as "officers of the Court". I don't think he'll be giving them the "benefit of the doubt" next time.... and knowing these lawyers, there will be a next time.

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    25. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by Vexor · · Score: 1

      The RIAA has enough money to buy (fabricate) evidence.

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    26. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya, really. "Sloppy" lawyers is all the RIAA can afford? Ya, right.

    27. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by davburns · · Score: 1

      Do you think it's likely that the judge and magistrate communicated about this before doing anything? I think RIAA lawyers have been warned about this, and that didn't work. This sounds to me almost like an extra-stern warning, "See? You guys are this close to screwing your careers. Knock it off, or else."

    28. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Richard Pryor? I thought you died...

    29. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Well I have to disagree with you. I think the massive piracy I see is thievery. But like a lot of things that I consider to be stealing it should be a civil matter and not a criminal one.
      Just because I am not for piracy doesn't mean I like to see peoples rights abused or the court system twisted to serve commercial interests and or destroy the concept of fair use.
      Also just because I am for a fair and just legal system doesn't mean that I think that I have the right to download everything I can get a network connection too.

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    30. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      The way I look at it if you download something , and then sell it or profit somehow from it, that IS stealing. But watching a movie you were never planning on buying anyways is NOT stealing. That being said I have purchased far more films on DVD in the last few years than I ever could have downloaded. But sorry, until Hollywood starts making films that don't suck so bad, I want a chance to see them first before buying. (Disclaimer - I am not a big warez/movie/music downloader by any means. But I think what the RIAA is doing is far worse than any civil copyright issues.)

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    31. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by LWATCDR · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "But watching a movie you were never planning on buying anyways is NOT stealing." If it isn't worth paying for is it worth watching? Sorry but that just justifying it. I don't think people have the legal right to take it for free because they don't think it is worth the price the owners want.

      And yes I can oppose the RIAA and MPAA and the media companies left right and sideways and still support the idea that people shouldn't pirate stuff. The RIAA and MPAA are trying to take away peoples rights. I really don't like that but the real truth is downloading a torrent of a movie IS NOT fighting the abuses of the RIAA and MPAA. It is just pirating a movie you want to see but don't want to pay for.

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    32. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      This Harold Baer Jr. fellow certainly doesn't seem well liked... http://www.therobingroom.com/Judge.aspx?ID=1392

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    33. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by Lunarsight · · Score: 2

      The correct way to fight the RIAA is to give them EXACTLY what they want. It's about time people really started hitting the big four where it hurts - in the wallet.

      Boycott all of the big label music. ALL OF IT. Don't buy it nor listen to it.

      The problem with society nowadays is people will complain about something, yet most won't get off their butts and do anything about it. As much as I hate to say this (and at risk of sounding trollish), I think modern civilization is largely comprised of a bunch of spineless wusses. (Before I get ripped to shreds, I don't think every last person fits this description, but more than enough do.)

      Do you honestly think the RIAA would have gotten away with stunts like this decades ago? Centuries ago?

      I think if they existed in medieval times, an angry mob would have burnt them all at the stake by now.

    34. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by init100 · · Score: 1

      So a stupid lawyer with a lot of money will always win a case against a smart public defender with less money? That sounds like the court system of a banana republic. Are cases in the US decided on who can pay the judge the most money?

    35. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by piojo · · Score: 1

      If it isn't worth paying for is it worth watching? I rent movies about once per year. I see a movie in the theaters about four times per year. That statistic isn't going to change based on my piracy of movies. I simply don't value them enough to pay for them very often, and I have other forms of entertainment.

      So is it immoral? Maybe. Probably. But is it stealing? Nope. The MPAA's profits are not affected in any way by whether I pirate movies. It's more like "cheating".
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    36. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by A1rmanCha1rman · · Score: 1

      Justice in the American legal system has always been only for those with he largest bank accounts. Sigh.

      Not by coincidence, it seems, is "wealth" an anagram of "the law"

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    37. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like they pretty much do already?

      Sean

    38. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize, don't you, that the RIAA's methods are inherently flawed.

      - dead people have been sued by the RIAA
      - people without computers have been sued by the RIAA
      - children have been sued by the RIAA

      In light of those facts, to assume that anyone sued by the RIAA or defending them are "fucking thieves" is asinine at best, just plain moronic at worst.

      Sean

    39. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      "So is it immoral? Maybe. Probably. But is it stealing?"
      It is breaking the law. I like you comment that it maybe immoral.
      If you feel that it may be immoral then maybe you shouldn't do it. As I said just because you don't think it is worth the price they are asking doesn't give you the right to just take it. You have the right to not watch or pay for it.
      Buy just taking it you are giving the MPAA and RIAA every excuse to push for stronger laws and more DRM. If you don't think it is worth the price then just don't indulge.
      I can tell you that more than one author feels that downloading scanned copies of their books is stealing form them. The fact that you don't feel that it is stealing is interesting since you are the person pirating the media and not creating it.

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    40. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by piojo · · Score: 1

      My sympathy to authors who feel that piracy of their works is the same as stealing, but that doesn't make it so. Perhaps these authors would like to think that if people couldn't pirate their work, they would buy it. That may be true most of the time, but it's not always. The thought of piracy only makes me feel guilty when I'm considering buying something. (That is, if I'm merely saving myself a trip to the library, I don't believe I'm causing anybody any harm.)

      I understand how authors must feel about piracy, but it's "cheating", not stealing. It's people getting something that they shouldn't have, it's not people taking something from somebody else.

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    41. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      It is justification. That is all. You are doing something that you feel is wrong so you minimize it by calling it cheating and not stealing.
      But the end result is the same. Every pirate builds the RIAA and MPAAs case for more laws, more investigations, and more DRM.
      Those that they an pretend that they are "Sticking it to the man" are doing nothing but taking stuff they want without paying for it.

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    42. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by piojo · · Score: 1

      *sigh*. You're so intent on arguing about morality that you haven't noticed I'm not arguing about morality, and don't care to. And by the way, I suspect that if we were to have an argument about morality (which we won't, not here), you and I would disagree fundamentally.

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    43. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Funny but every post I have seen from you is about how the morality of piracy.
      "I don't feel that they are worth the price they are asking"
      "I wouldn't have paid for it anyway"
      "It isn't stealing"
      "It's cheating no stealing"
      Yes this is all about morality. The morality of the RIAA and MPAA and the morality of the pirates.

      But if want it in practical terms I will lay it out for you. Everytime somebody pirates it is more ammo for the the RIAA and MPAA to push for draconian laws and manditory DRM. It also helps the to diminish the idea of fair use.

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    44. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, I guess your first name is Mister and your last name is Whirly? Or is that just a name you hide behind on this site? My guess would be the latter, like everyone else here. So, how's it feel to be a hypocrite? Oh, I'm sorry, did you actually think a pseuodnym would give you any credibility?

      Here's a name for you, Albert R. Heydt. Of course, now you'll claim that I'm not giving you my real name, anyway, so what's the fucking point of you knowing it? It might as well tell you it's Anonymous P. Coward, III. Regardless of who I really am, or whether you believe it, or not, at least I can think for myself.

      You want another laugh? How the fuck did this little tidbit get modded 5,Insightful? It looks to me like you're nothing but a childish, name-calling troll. Eh, it's probably all the thieves on this site promoting the viewpoint that it's perfectly ok to steal from a company.

      Well, since you like laughs so much, here's another one for you. Lessee, how's that model go?

      1) Put a company out of business by robbing them blind so, they won't be able to prevent anyone from hoarding free shit anymore, all the while spewing the standard argument that copyright law is outdated, and claiming that, if only they charged a fair price, people would gladly pay it, or that they were planning on buying a legitimate copy after a thorough evaluation period.
      2) ???
      2) Profit!!!

      I could sign up for a UID and give you my "real name", but why bother? Around here, people like me don't get modded up. Yeah, that's right, viewpoints like mine aren't too popular here, but at least I'm honest.

      High horse? God damn right!! Don't try to pretend it's a bad thing. And I'm staring down at every lowly, groveling thief that is destroying it for everyone else.

    45. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wah wah wah. Sounds like someone needs a nap.

    46. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Let he that is without sin cast the first stone."

      So you are telling me, from up there on your morality high horse, that you have never done anything wrong, immoral, or illegal before in your life? Oh you have? Than STFU about downloading movies. There are much worse things a person can do. (And I would bet the farm you have personally done worse things.)

    47. Re:Wrong, wrong, wrong! by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

      'Sloppy' can also get guilty people out of jail (in prosecutors terms) or delay the punishment of a guilty person because of sloppiness (sloppy defense attorney, execution delayed 20 years).

      It's best that the people working in this system are 'on their game' at all times so it works as intended. I wonder how the BAR association may feel about this?

  2. Re:And again... by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Informative

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  3. In related news... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

    The District Judge, however, disagreed with imposing sanctions, giving the RIAA's lawyers 'as officers of the Court the benefit of the doubt,' and instead concluded â" in his 6-page opinion (PDF) â" that the RIAA's lawyers were just being 'sloppy' and had not made the misstatements for an improper purpose.'"
    In related news, District Court Judge Harold Baer, Jr., the same judge in the Warner V. Berry case has recently acquired a huge estate in the Hamptons valued at between $20 and $25 million dollars. When a reporter asked Judge Baer how he could afford such a state on a his public servants' salary, Baer simply said that "he had recently come into some money."

    1. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know it's supposed to be funny, but you do realize that you just committed libel, right?

    2. Re:In related news... by BakaHoushi · · Score: 1

      Actually, what he's just committed is what some people call a joke. The tone and wording make it apparent that he's not actually reporting any sort of fact, and this would protect the GP from any sort of legal action.

      Much in the same way how you couldn't really sue The Onion for mocking your social institution d'jour.

    3. Re:In related news... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Libel is only libel if there is deliberate intention to defame. You'd have to be either retarded or just really, really stupid to actually believe that what I said was anything other than a joke.

    4. Re:In related news... by DustyShadow · · Score: 1

      Plus you have to prove damages. Most defamation suits fail miserably because of that requirement.

    5. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd have to be either retarded or just really, really stupid
      ... or a lawyer.
    6. Re:In related news... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm sure Judge Baer could sue the living fsck out of me if he wanted to.

      However, he'd still have to prove damages. And, on top of that, even if he could prove actual damages, I'm basically worth almost nothing. I own very little of value, since I don't own a home, I earn somewhat meager salary, and I have a HUGE student loan debt to pay off. Which, at the rate I'm paying it off now, won't be paid off for another 30 years. I'm what you lawyers would call 'uncollectable'.

  4. Fine... by imstanny · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So make some sanctions against 'sloppy' work. I dissent with the judge's ruling. This is clearly grossly negligent conduct by the lawyers. Any minimal due diligince in this case would have eliminated the error immediately.

  5. Guh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really don't know why these things surprise me anymore.

  6. Default dismissal by precedence? by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hope some judges (especially those that sign those search warrants) light up in the light of this. Could you imagine something like this in the future?

    (cue judge, asked for a warrant)

    A search? Why? The RIAA thinks someone's downloading their stuff? The organisation that randomly sues people, from grannies to bums? Get outta my courtroom before I have you thrown out the window!

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    1. Re:Default dismissal by precedence? by Barny · · Score: 0

      Ahh yes, but if the RIAA is believed, pirating is a source of income for terrorists, so, do they then need to ask for a warrant at all? You gave your government the power to tear your country apart, live with it :)

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    2. Re:Default dismissal by precedence? by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah? Quite the opposite, the big studios are who is funding terrorism and anti-US movements. Where do they manufacture, hmmm? Could it be that they let some country make their CDs that supports terrorism, hmmmmmm?

      Buying CDs is sponsoring terrorism!

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    3. Re:Default dismissal by precedence? by BakaHoushi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Let me see if I've got this straight:
      Hollywood is full of pinko commie bastards who hate America and send their revenue from "Why America is to Blame 4: Rise of the Anti-Christ" to terrorist training camps.

      Terrorists, meanwhile, sell boot-leg copies, download and distribute copies, and otherwise use illegal means to make money off the Hollywood movies and music to fund terrorist training camps.

      It's INGENIUS! All you need is for Hollywood to pretend to be stopping the pirates, and it would seem that they are in fact fighting terrorism!

      This report was brought to you by FOX News, reminding you that when you watch any other network, you're watching TV with Bin Laden.

    4. Re:Default dismissal by precedence? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I knew it all along. The RIAA is a thinly veiled front for Al Quaida to strip the American people from their freedom and their liberties. By claiming that we need to create a police state to protect their investment, they turn the land of the free and the home of the brave into the land of the surveilled and the home of the people fearing their government. By creating a larger and larger divide between the will of the people and the acts of the government, they create dissent between the people and their government, thus decreasing support for the common goals (represented by the government), weakening the country and preparing it for the onslaught of terrorism.

      Now HERE's some conspiracy theory for you! :)

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    5. Re:Default dismissal by precedence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fucking jew is behind the RIAA, communism, and terrorism.

      It is very said that Hitler did not finish the job.

  7. What's next guys, raping a nun? by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Every day these guys sink to new lows. It's a shame that Lou Dobbs or some other "crusader" type TV pundit hasn't jumped on this saga yet. The RIAA would give a lot of ammo to any pundit looking to rant about something outrageous every day.

    The sad thing is, there are real legal issues here. The RIAA is using the American court system as an vehicle of intimidation, and to give a mask of legality very illegal activities (like investigating people with unlicensed private investigators, shotgun lawsuits that target innocent people, organized extortion, etc.). Meanwhile, the courts seem all too willing to just sit back and let them do it, with no acknowledgement that this is part of an organized campaign. I guess the Supreme Court has more important things to deal with.

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    1. Re:What's next guys, raping a nun? by FrozenFOXX · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have to admit, I'm genuinely curious as to how in the hell this got not even a slap on the wrist. Seriously, a HOMELESS guy? If that's not proof of them ramrodding random people for cash I have no idea what is.

      I always thought judges were supposed to be called, "your honor." Guess we can scratch one.

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    2. Re:What's next guys, raping a nun? by tompaulco · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Seriously, a HOMELESS guy? If that's not proof of them ramrodding random people for cash I have no idea what is.
      How much cash do homeless people have? Maybe I should be panhandling from them.
      While it is deplorable that the RIAA seems to be so fixated on suing those with the least means to defend themselves, being poor doesn't make one above the law. Both sides of this issue pretty much top my list of people that the world can do without.

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    3. Re:What's next guys, raping a nun? by BSAtHome · · Score: 1

      So he is made to clean the dishes for the lawyers for the next 150 years to pay off the debt. That is also a way to create a new job for him...

    4. Re:What's next guys, raping a nun? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't be a person if you do not have a home? I understand the RIAA prejudice, but you assume a lot about a person who finds themselves homeless.

    5. Re:What's next guys, raping a nun? by Technician · · Score: 1

      How much cash do homeless people have? Maybe I should be panhandling from them.

      Many of them make more after taxes than I do. If you need a smoke, go ahead and ask one. Quite often they are well stocked and willing to share.

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    6. Re:What's next guys, raping a nun? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He can lick them clean.

    7. Re:What's next guys, raping a nun? by tiananmen+tank+man · · Score: 1

      Both sides of this issue pretty much top my list of people that the world can do without. With that kind of thinking, I predict ...

      2008 : Homeless man gets in trouble with the law for using technology to copy bits

      3008 : Homeless man gets in trouble with the law for using technology without a license to rearange atoms to create food.
    8. Re:What's next guys, raping a nun? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, a HOMELESS guy?

      Uh...yeah! Even has a subscription...

    9. Re:What's next guys, raping a nun? by BLKMGK · · Score: 1

      You really might want to look into just who owns the various "news outlets" in our country. Hint: they are no longer Mom and Pop shops that actually care about informing you. The chances of the RIAA or MPIAA being called out for shenanigans is just about ZERO - they woul dbe reporting upon themselves.

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    10. Re:What's next guys, raping a nun? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10 bucks says it's actually him posting anonymously

  8. Trawling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's just like when fishing fleets trawl the bottom of the ocean trying to catch scallops or mussels ... they end up dragging all kinds of other species into the boat.

    RIAA is looking for file-sharers, and if they dredge up the occasional homeless man, or dead person, or bubble-boy ... no biggie ... just move on.

    1. Re:Trawling by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's just like when fishing fleets trawl the bottom of the ocean trying to catch scallops or mussels ... they end up dragging all kinds of other species into the boat. RIAA is looking for file-sharers, and if they dredge up the occasional homeless man, or dead person, or bubble-boy ... no biggie ... just move on. Interesting you should say that, because the RIAA has itself used the term "fishing with a net". Actual quote from RIAA spokesman:

      "When you go fishing with a net, you sometimes are going to catch a few dolphin." Dennis Roddy, "The Song Remains the Same", Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, Sept. 14, 2003, quoted in amicus curiae brief (pdf) of American Civil Liberties Union, Public Citizen, American Association of Law Libraries, Electronic Frontier Foundation, and ACLU Foundation of Oklahoma, submitted in Capitol v. Foster, 2007 WL 1028532 (W.D. Oklahoma 2007), brief at page 8.
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    2. Re:Trawling by xtracto · · Score: 1

      "When you go fishing with a net, you sometimes are going to catch a few dolphin."

      Weren't our Mexican tuna fish banned (sometime ago) from the USA because they where not "Fish friendly"?

      Well, these RIAA people should also get sanctions for doing what they do. It is still illegal to defamate (spelling?... firefox extension gives me only difamation) people like that (suing them and making all the theatre).

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    3. Re:Trawling by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 3, Informative

      these RIAA people should also get sanctions for doing what they do It will happen. I wouldn't want to be in their shoes the next time Judge Baer catches them in a lie.
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    4. Re:Trawling by geekboy642 · · Score: 1

      The term you were looking for is "defame".
      Other correct terms would be, "harass", "torment", "trouble", "irk", "bedevil", "beleaguer", or "plague".

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    5. Re:Trawling by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Thanks!

      Much appreciated

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  9. Are you kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    [sarcasm:enabled]

    The damn homeless, always thinking about themselves! This guy clearly can afford to buy this music, as opposed to pirating it. We need to criminalize his actions, so we can keep his kind off of the street!

    [sarcasm:disabled]

    I mean seriously, this has to be an article from The Onion. I can't believe that TFA is news about what is happening in the real world. I just can't. Someone tell me that it's just a bad joke, two weeks late of "April fools".

    1. Re:Are you kidding by Black-Six · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When talking about the RIAA, mind-boggling acts of stupidity are just par for the course.

    2. Re:Are you kidding by palewook · · Score: 5, Funny

      RiAA is demanding his cardboard box in a settlement.

    3. Re:Are you kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up. This is hilarious!

    4. Re:Are you kidding by LordSkippy · · Score: 0

      As well as a portion of his meals at the homeless shelter, until his settlement is paid.

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    5. Re:Are you kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just as soon as the get done filming the next episode of "This Ol' Box"

    6. Re:Are you kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they should sue the homless shelter while they are at it for aiding and abetting a criminal.

    7. Re:Are you kidding by SeeSp0tRun · · Score: 1

      And is planning to file a joint lawsuit for that stolen shopping cart.

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    8. Re:Are you kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RiAA is demanding his cardboard box in a settlement.


      That is nothing. Get a load of this, I couldn't pay the RIAA, so they demanded my first born child. FFS! ;-)
    9. Re:Are you kidding by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      RiAA is demanding his cardboard box in a settlement.

      The Sanitation Dept. of New York already claims ownership of that box. The RIAA will have to sue for the shirt off his back.
  10. I don't know... by sm62704 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't know what outrages me more, the RIAA suing a homeless man or the judge for not imposing sanctions.

    I can only hope that the judge is elected rather than appointed and that the voters fire him next election. To not lay down sanctions against this agregious behavior is itself sloppy. A lawyer has no more right to be sloppy than a surgeon does.

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    1. Re:I don't know... by ari_j · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is in federal court. Federal judges are appointed for life, although they can be impeached if it gets bad enough. The magistrate judge who got it right in the first place is not appointed, though, to my knowledge.

    2. Re:I don't know... by RobBebop · · Score: 1

      A lawyer has no more right to be sloppy than a surgeon does.

      For most surgery, I would agree. But there are certain types of surgery where I believe sloppy work can be instrumental towards helping society to correct an unnecessary infatuation with vanity.

      Of course, the "victims" in these cases tend to perpetuate the sue-and-get-rich methodology that has led the RIAA business plan for the last 5 or 6 years.

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  11. WTF!?!?!? by Black-Six · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How in the world can you sue someone who is homeless and has no internet access, take them to court, get shot down, and then have a district judge say "We think you, the RIAA, had the right intentions but the wrong paper work."? They let murders off for clerical errors, but get caught downloading tunes and its a trip to the financial electric chair.

    If this isn't proof positive that our court system is completely wanked, I don't know what is. And people wonder why our society is going to hell in a hand basket.... Kill someone and get off scott free vs. download tunes and go bankrupt paying the fines.

    1. Re:WTF!?!?!? by ari_j · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm fairly certain that you have over-simplified and caricatured the situation a bit. The court system isn't, as a whole, broken. It's part of our checks and balances. What is broken is that federal judges are too hesitant to impose sanctions on those who deserve them.

    2. Re:WTF!?!?!? by njfuzzy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      People seem to be overlooking the possibility that they are suing him for something he did when his means were more significant. He lived in an apartment at some point, where he presumably could have had internet access.

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    3. Re:WTF!?!?!? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      How in the world can you sue someone who is homeless and has no internet access, take them to court, get shot down, and then have a district judge say "We think you, the RIAA, had the right intentions but the wrong paper work."?
      I think the technical legal term for it is "various violations of the RICO Act."

    4. Re:WTF!?!?!? by gruvmeister · · Score: 1

      Money talks. Feel free to kill whomever you like, just make sure he's not rich!

    5. Re:WTF!?!?!? by ClickOnThis · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Let me be clear from the start that I have a ton of sympathy for the homeless, and absolutely none for the RIAA and its lawyers.

      How in the world can you sue someone who is homeless and has no internet access, take them to court, get shot down, and then have a district judge say "We think you, the RIAA, had the right intentions but the wrong paper work."? As I read the article, the judge said RIAA was sloppy about how they delivered the summons and not about the merits (if any) of the case. And as heartless as it may sound, there is nothing improper (in a legal sense) about suing a homeless man. He may not have been homeless and/or may have had internet access when he allegedly committed the "crime" the RIAA claims.

      To take an extreme example, imagine that one of the Enron executives drove themselves to destitution and was living in a homeless shelter. Just because they're down and out does not excuse them from being prosecuted for any crimes they committed.
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    6. Re:WTF!?!?!? by jamesh · · Score: 1

      He may not have been homeless and/or may have had internet access when he allegedly committed the "crime" the RIAA claims.

      Just because they're down and out does not excuse them from being prosecuted for any crimes they committed.

      I think you make have your civil and criminal courts confused. I'm not sure exactly how the legal system works where all this is taking place, but in Australia the civil and criminal courts are fairly separate animals. I don't think any of the RIAA action is anything to do with a crime, or even a "crime" (unless you count the actions of the RIAA itself :). In Australia at least, the RIAA would never be the one serving legal documents for a criminal case.

      Taking a homeless person to court to try and get some money out of them may not be wrong, but it's probably pretty stupid.
    7. Re:WTF!?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what if the guy illegally downloaded music, then because of a turn of events he lost his job and ended up homeless?

      did he not break the law because now he is homeless? is he no longer responsible for past actions because he is homeless now?

      maybe there's something I am missing...like, if the guy was homeless during the time the allegedly illegal file download took place, or something like that. But if the guy had a home and a computer, and downloaded music illegally, i don't think it matters whether he is homeless or not. Moral questions raised by this aside of course...just playing devil's advocate a bit.

    8. Re:WTF!?!?!? by Black-Six · · Score: 1

      You're correct, I did over-simplify it to a certain extent. I agree that in general, our courts aren't broken and that they need a few corrections. However, as far as the press goes, the stories they publicize are what send the message of "Don't download tunes, but its ok to kill somebody." Guy I went to high school with got in a fight with his Dad one day and ending up shooting his Dad to death (7 or 8 shots). Numerous eyewitnesses and enough physical evidence to sink the Titanic, but he got off scott free because the Prosecuting attorney made a clerical error (IANAL and I don't know the exact details of the error) in the paper work to file charges. And now, in this RIAA case, a homeless man is being sued for music he supposedly downloaded and now that the judge has given them a second chance, they might be successful in winning the case.

      That's what has got me about the whole situation and the moral that will be drawn by people out of stories like the 2 I've discussed (the murder and this case): Its ok to kill someone (not really, but quiet a few people take it that way), but you download tunes and you stand a really good chance of losing all that you have.

      Couldn't the defendant claim "Double-Jeopardy" since the RIAA is techinically being given a second chance at trying the him for the same charge?

    9. Re:WTF!?!?!? by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      Well, not based on the GP, I would still say that the court system is broken. The problem is that small procedural issues are more important than evidence and facts. I've been involved in a couple cases where a tape recorded conversation that clearly showed the guilt in one case, and innocence in another, of the defendant wasn't allowed despite being a legal recording because it was decided that it would bias the jury

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    10. Re:WTF!?!?!? by Black-Six · · Score: 1

      You make a good point with an excellent, albeit extreme as you stated, example. Am I saying that the guy didn't download tunes, No. However, do I think it sends the wrong message to people when someone is given multiple trys to convict you of something, Yes.

    11. Re:WTF!?!?!? by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      I think you make have your civil and criminal courts confused. [...] I don't think any of the RIAA action is anything to do with a crime, or even a "crime" (unless you count the actions of the RIAA itself :). Yes, I think you are correct. In this case, I was the one being sloppy -- with the use of the word "crime". I meant it in a sense that included any action that could be litigated or prosecuted.

      Taking a homeless person to court to try and get some money out of them may not be wrong, but it's probably pretty stupid. Agreed. It's "stupid" unless the litigant has a reason to believe the homeless person could come into some money in the future to pay any judgement that might be awarded.
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    12. Re:WTF!?!?!? by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

      They delivered the subpoena to the house he lived at a while back. It's entirely possible that they're suing him for activities he conducted when he lived there and (may've) had internet access.

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    13. Re:WTF!?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't compare civil proceedings with criminal proceedings, especially when the scope is so different. :b

    14. Re:WTF!?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your legal system (case law) IS broken, face it. One judge makes an irrational ruling, that ruling is now your law.

      I call that bollocks. Fix it.

    15. Re:WTF!?!?!? by MulluskO · · Score: 1

      but get caught downloading tunes and its a trip to the financial electric chair. I guess that's another form of capital punishment.
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    16. Re:WTF!?!?!? by jamesh · · Score: 1

      Agreed. It's "stupid" unless the litigant has a reason to believe the homeless person could come into some money in the future to pay any judgement that might be awarded.

      I've always wondered... does it work that way? If I sue someone for some amount (say... $1m) and I win, but they don't actually have any money, what happens? Does the debt get written off or if they win the lottery at some point in the future do I get my $1m then?
    17. Re:WTF!?!?!? by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      To take an extreme example, imagine that one of the Enron executives drove themselves to destitution and was living in a homeless shelter.

      I see it's time to update Godwin's law...

    18. Re:WTF!?!?!? by jemtallon · · Score: 1

      Still, if that is the case, how are they meant to prove it? There is no computer to seize or hard drive to autopsy. Obviously the guy isn't making the files available for upload. I imagine it'd be a tougher fight than they're used to. But IANAL and I don't follow these thing too closely. Maybe they don't need evidence anymore other than the logs they collect.

    19. Re:WTF!?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. It's "stupid" unless the litigant has a reason to believe the homeless person could come into some money in the future to pay any judgement that might be awarded.

      I've always wondered... does it work that way? If I sue someone for some amount (say... $1m) and I win, but they don't actually have any money, what happens? Does the debt get written off or if they win the lottery at some point in the future do I get my $1m then? Depends on if you record the judgment (automatic in most jurisdictions), how long the judgment has been recorded (it can go stale), and whether or not you took proper action to keep the judgment alive.

      Do these actions, and if they win the lottery, you get your $1 mil.

      The exception is if they file for bankruptcy... which will disrcharge your judgment.
    20. Re:WTF!?!?!? by NoisySplatter · · Score: 1

      I'm probably wrong, but i believe they either pay up or claim bankruptcy.

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    21. Re:WTF!?!?!? by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      "Money talks. Feel free to kill whomever you like, just make sure he's not rich!"

      Or just make sure that you are rich.

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    22. Re:WTF!?!?!? by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      This is a good example of the difference between Criminal law and Civil law. In criminal law it's acceptable let a few guilty go to prevent convicting an innocent. Civil law seems more like "F*** it, as long as the lawyers get paid".

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    23. Re:WTF!?!?!? by tooler · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Actually, it really is pretty broken.

    24. Re:WTF!?!?!? by ari_j · · Score: 1

      There are a few issues here. First off, the judge did dismiss the case and is not likely to give the RIAA a second chance against the homeless guy. The judge simply reversed the order of sanctions against the RIAA lawyers. So the RIAA lawyers aren't getting punished, but the suit is still dropped.

      Second, double jeopardy is a very limited doctrine. It applies only in criminal cases and really only when there has been a trial with a judgment of not guilty on the exact same charge or one that is by necessity a part of it (such as an acquittal for manslaughter cuts off a prosecution for murder with the same event and victim). Some limited exceptions apply, such as when the prosecutor realizes he's going to lose and starts sexually harassing the jurors to get a mistrial so he can try again - that kind of trick doesn't work.

      I blame the movie Double Jeopardy for most of the public confusion about the doctrine. Read the (mostly, albeit not perfectly, accurate) Wikipedia article for clarification. :)

    25. Re:WTF!?!?!? by ari_j · · Score: 1

      I wanted to also add this observation: The things that make the news are generally the exceptions to the norm. When you murder someone, it is perfectly normal to be convicted but highly unusual to be let off due to a lawyer's mistake. When you download a file, it is normal to be left alone but unusual to be sued - especially if you are homeless. That's why these things make the news, and it's why the McDonald's coffee verdict made the front-page news but the appellate court's modifications to that verdict didn't.

    26. Re:WTF!?!?!? by ari_j · · Score: 1

      You use words like "bollocks." What legal system do you have?

      As to the common law vs. civil code question, your argument is extremely naive and over-simplified.

      The common law permits the law to evolve as each unique case is decided, rather than requiring a legislature to draft a comprehensive code by which all cases must be decided with no exceptions.

      Do you really trust a legislative body to write a perfect, comprehensive code more than you trust judges, on average, to make the right decisions based on the law and the facts of each case that set it apart from other cases?

    27. Re:WTF!?!?!? by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Did you want to describe how it's broken or just make an unsupported, vague claim?

    28. Re:WTF!?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the RIAA actions violate the first rule of civil litigation: sue the people that have money, not the people that don't have money!

    29. Re:WTF!?!?!? by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      he problem is that small procedural issues are more important than evidence and facts. I've been involved in a couple cases where a tape recorded conversation that clearly showed the guilt in one case, and innocence in another, of the defendant wasn't allowed despite being a legal recording because it was decided that it would bias the jury

      Isn't that the point of evidence, to bias a jury toward guilt or innocence?

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    30. Re:WTF!?!?!? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 3, Informative

      The case was dismissed without prejudice... which means they can sue the poor guy again.

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    31. Re:WTF!?!?!? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Actually, it is broken. Any system where it is cheaper to hand over a settlement than it is to prove you're in the right in court is broken.

      How to un-break it without breaking other parts is a really hard problem, so that doesn't imply blame, but it doesn't mean it isn't broken.

    32. Re:WTF!?!?!? by More_Cowbell · · Score: 1
      Yeah, I can see it now...

      1.Get a warrant to find his claim ticket from the pawn shop where he hocked his computer.
      2.Wait till the guy gets his IRS refund.
      3.Profit!

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    33. Re:WTF!?!?!? by Miseph · · Score: 1

      I suspect that in the recordings there were things said which, while completely irrelevant to the facts of the case or any sense of innocence or guilt, were so offensive and unacceptable that there was concern the jury would find the defendants guilty regardless of the relevant evidence. alternatively, they might have discussed the thoughtful and generous gifts they would give to their grandparents with the mad phat loot they were gonna make on that big rock deal (sorry). Either way, it would be creating a bias that has nothing to do with guilt or innocence of the crime in question, and therefore impermissible.

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    34. Re:WTF!?!?!? by capologist · · Score: 1

      They let murders off for clerical errors, but get caught^H^H^H^H^H^Haccused of downloading tunes and its a trip to the financial electric chair.

      FTFY
  12. Doubt? by angryfirelord · · Score: 1

    The District Judge, however, disagreed with imposing sanctions, giving the RIAA's lawyers 'as officers of the Court the benefit of the doubt...that the RIAA's lawyers were just being 'sloppy'... Doubt? Sloppy? Has any of their past trials even made light to this judge? I'm sure if I was being tried and I said that I was just being "sloppy" for supposedly making my mp3s available to everyone, I'd have no defense case left.
    1. Re:Doubt? by autocracy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There are few clearer examples of "double standard" than when the deciding party declares that it's different because they're "one of us." Mrrr.

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    2. Re:Doubt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure if I was being tried and I said that I was just being "sloppy" for supposedly making my mp3s available to everyone, I'd have no defense case left.

      Yes but you're not an officer of the court. nudge nudge wink wink.

  13. New case in the works... by wobedraggled · · Score: 5, Funny

    RIAA sues a rock, infringing on the musical style.

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    1. Re:New case in the works... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When asked for comment on the matter, Rock had nothing to say.

    2. Re:New case in the works... by sorak · · Score: 4, Funny

      RIAA sues a rock, infringing on the musical style.

      Do you mean for stealing the name, or for being boring and unworthy of attention?

    3. Re:New case in the works... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      better hope that rock does not start rolling or it might triple the damages. . .

    4. Re:New case in the works... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When Asked for comment on the case, the rock was speechless

    5. Re:New case in the works... by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Mmmm... they surely could sue Emo kids for infringing Gothic and Punk styles =oP.

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    6. Re:New case in the works... by Qiadron · · Score: 1

      He then asked what the reporter's name was, but then stated in no uncertain terms that, quote:

      "It doesn't matter what your name is!"

    7. Re:New case in the works... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RIAA sues a rock, infringing on the musical style.
      Do you mean for stealing the name, or for being boring and unworthy of attention?
      Unfortunately the judge thought that RIAA had a good case, as the sound of a rock is just as good as the sound of the music currently coming from the RIAA member companies.

      This made the rock roll over, which brought another lawsuit from Rolling Stones...

  14. Translation by MarkGriz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The RIAA's lawyers were threatened with sanctions by the Magistrate Judge in the case, for making misleading representations to the Court which the Magistrate felt were intentional. The District Judge, however, disagreed with imposing sanctions, giving the RIAA's lawyers 'as officers of the Court the benefit of the doubt,' and instead concluded ... that the RIAA's lawyers were just being 'sloppy' and had not made the misstatements for an improper purpose.' Or, to quote Hanlon....

    "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity"
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    1. Re:Translation by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity"
      Yeah, and never attribute to favoritism what can be explained by pure, unadulterated bribery.
    2. Re:Translation by deniable · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or Clarke's Second Law of Management: Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.

      This could also be a judge being subtle. In six pages he says "You're not evil, just stupid."

    3. Re:Translation by kalirion · · Score: 1

      That's usually true, unless the subject of the quote has a distinguished history of malice.

    4. Re:Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity"


      As stupidity becomes the last refuge of scoundrels
    5. Re:Translation by ookabooka · · Score: 2, Funny

      Say it with me: "I misinterpreted the rules. Good! Again...I misinterpreted the rules. I mis..."

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    6. Re:Translation by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity" That's far too optimistic. People who fancy themselves as smart often use this excuse to explain themselves being caught in the act. E.g., the "but I didn't know!" excuse.
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  15. Malpractice by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

    Rule one in litigating for profit is to go after a defendant deep pockets. The plaintiff's attorneys are clearly trying to earn whatever equivalent there is that the bar association has.

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  16. Explanations? by Lord+Satri · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I had a few mod points to spend and clicked before it was modded troll. To my total surprise, that link launched X11 (along with numerous popups). How can this be possible? See how naive I can be: since I surfed with Safari 3.1.1 on a up-to-date mac (don't hate me too much, I use Debian at work ;-), I though nothing really bad could happen. I don't think anything bad actually happened, but how come can X11 be launched by a website?! Thanks for any explanation :-D

    1. Re:Explanations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      a flash exploit

    2. Re:Explanations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think anything bad actually happened, but how come can X11 be launched by a website?! Thanks for any explanation :-D


      Javascript. When I turned off Javascript, all I get is a redirect to a plain boring page filled with silly keywords. Then do a "view source" to take a look at the script.

    3. Re:Explanations? by rubah · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean to click it but apparently subconsciously 'hey let's hover over to see the url' == 'hey let's click it!'. I didn't even get x11 opened, it just opened in a new tab and tried to make my window move around, as though that would keep me from cmd+w ing it.

    4. Re:Explanations? by g0bshiTe · · Score: 5, Informative
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    5. Re:Explanations? by v(*_*)vvvv · · Score: 1

      omg. Has this been submitted to /.?! This is totally awesome.

    6. Re:Explanations? by YukiCuss · · Score: 1

      A while ago; "NULL Pointer Excites Researchers" from yesterday.

    7. Re:Explanations? by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      Yeah it's very old news even before it made /. Check it out. http://www.securityfocus.com/news/11512 Posted 30.3.08 was done at CanSecWest

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  17. This just goes to show you... by Skeet112 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...You don't even have to own a computer for them to sue you for downloading music! Hell, you don't even need an address!

    1. Re:This just goes to show you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      everyone has an ip address :shady:

    2. Re:This just goes to show you... by MrMacman2u · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm CERTAIN, and apparently so are the RIAA's attack lawyers, that this utter criminal had heard or worse yet, OVERHEARD (double infringement!) illegally downloaded music files.

      At sometime in the past... maybe... possibly... almost...

      Anyway, there is just no excuse for such unconscionable behavior! I mean really, even living as a homeless person the man MUST have some money that he is needlessly wasting by buying things like food when he could be throwing it at the RIAA with abandon!

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    3. Re:This just goes to show you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He had ears, didn't he?

      Jeez, you guys are soft on crime!

  18. Re:And again... by Pennidren · · Score: 5, Funny

    See why we don't RTFA?

  19. Just say NO to Javascript [was: Re:Explanations?] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With Javascript turned off all is well.

    I guess Flash might play a role too.

    Regards
    -- t

  20. Filesharing at the time of not being homeless? by Loconut1389 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The linked blog does not make it clear whether or not the man was sued for filesharing that occurred after the date he lost his place of residence/computer. Without reading the 6 page order, what's the real deal? The kneejerk from everyone is to think this man could not possibly have done P2P since he's now homeless. What's the real answer? How did they come to accuse him in the first place? Blog and summary seem short on details.

    1. Re:Filesharing at the time of not being homeless? by Loconut1389 · · Score: 2, Informative

      i have now skimmed the 6 page summary too- all I gleaned was the guy supposedly used Kazaa over AOL about a year before the court case. So, how long ago was the guy homeless?

  21. Defamation of character by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The homeless guy should sue the holy fuck out of the RIAA for defaming his character. I'm sure the guy could get some lawyer to take that case on contingency and get about a million dollar settlement out of the RIAA. The lawyer would get $800K of that and the homeless guy would get about $200K but that might be enough money for him to get back on his feet again.

    1. Re:Defamation of character by Nephrite · · Score: 1

      Are you trying to say that RIAA is some twisted charity?

  22. Because his boss says not too by hellfire · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's a shame that Lou Dobbs or some other "crusader" type TV pundit hasn't jumped on this saga yet.

    You realize there are only 4 major media companies in the world right now. Lou's bosses reports to a producer who works for a company that is owned by one of these media conglomerates, who also owns several major recording labels. The moment Lou reports that the RIAA is doing something evil, Lou and his producer immediately get fired for casting the company in a bad light and Lou gets blacklisted.

    Now... I am surprised that the BBC and NPR haven't picked up on this yet. Maybe they have, but can't devote a 2 minute segment to it each and every day so I may have missed one of their special reports, but considering there are, seriously, more important stories to run such as olympic protests, government upheavals, elections here and abroad, etc, I'm not entirely surprised. It sucks, but put into perspective of US National and world news, is it as important?

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    1. Re:Because his boss says not too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NPR, forget it. NPR is with PBS and both have a close relationship with big media. Remember, PBS is a member of the RIAA.

    2. Re:Because his boss says not too by Stevecrox · · Score: 3, Informative

      The BBC has and hasn't picked up on the story, on TV most of the RIAA, BPI, etc... actions don't get a mention, its not that they don't care its just the media, health, politics and business tend to make up the evening and morning news. On the BBC website in the technology section a guy called Bill Thompson http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7324556.stm does seem to share many of the views Slashdot has. The technology section also has a strong net neutrality and right to privacy viewpoint (phorm stories always concentrate on the negitive, RIAA and BPI mention lawsuits as back reference.)

      The Problem is until these sorts of things become significantly political they never get air time. Even the current battle between the iPlayer and ISP's hasn't made the current news.

    3. Re:Because his boss says not too by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      The moment Lou reports that the RIAA is doing something evil, Lou and his producer immediately get fired for casting the company in a bad light and Lou gets blacklisted. In fact something like this has already occurred. In the documentary film The Corporation there was a segment about the suppression of an investigative news story about Bovine Growth Hormone on a Fox News Channel affiliate television station. The program was called "The Investigators" and it was supposed to be a hard-hitting expose type news magazine program. The only problem was that their first target, Monsanto, happened to be a major advertiser on Fox News and other media properties owned by Rupert Murdoch and they pressured the network into squashing the report AND eventually firing the investigative reporters who where involved in its preparation. The real investigative reporting is done less by the major networks and more by private organizations and individuals who disseminate their findings via their organizations, blogs, and sites like wikileaks.
    4. Re:Because his boss says not too by e4g4 · · Score: 1

      NPR, forget it. NPR is with PBS and both have a close relationship with big media. Remember, PBS is a member of the RIAA. PBS is most certainly *not* a member of the RIAA. The RIAA is an association of record labels - members are listed here. You may also want to have a look at this for an idea about how NPR feels about the RIAA.
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    5. Re:Because his boss says not too by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      NPR's "Marketplace" show had a great series on the RIAA.

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  23. The RIAA gets dumber by the day... by BUL2294 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Seriously, when it became obvious that this guy was homeless (what, he totes around a laptop, getting mobile Internet access using Sprint or AT&T???), the RIAA should have dropped the case as this is an amazing case of "getting blood from a turnip." The RIAA seems dumber by the day. Let's see...
    1) RIAA physically finds homeless man to sue. Serves with papers.
    2) RIAA extorts (er, "offers settlement") to homeless man.
    3) Homeless man appears in court for trial, maybe even with pro-bono attorney. (Free heat, maybe even free food. Could judge offer temporary housing--like sequestering a jury???)
    4) Homeless man loses case big time, owing hundreds of thousands of $$$.
    5) Homeless man declares bankrupcy.
    6) Homeless man sues RIAA for mental stress.

    Seriously, under what circumstance could the RIAA win? Bragging rights?

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    1. Re:The RIAA gets dumber by the day... by timelorde · · Score: 1

      Maybe he's one of the lucky 12% ...

      http://www.networkworld.com/news/2008/041608-survey-12-percent-of-consumers.html?t51hb/

      ... or an innocent victim, perhaps?

    2. Re:The RIAA gets dumber by the day... by jimicus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Seriously, under what circumstance could the RIAA win? Bragging rights? Please tell me that no group of people think it's perfectly OK to brag about suing a homeless man.
    3. Re:The RIAA gets dumber by the day... by BUL2294 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Please tell me that no group of people think it's perfectly OK to brag about suing a homeless man.
      Oh, I dunno... RIAA lawyers.
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    4. Re:The RIAA gets dumber by the day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the recommendation for sanctions are because they DIDN'T physically find the homeless man they wished to sue.

      They served him a subpoena at his last known address a week before a hearing where they agreed they would try to find his current address before serving him at his last known address.

  24. Does this even make sense? by Hojima · · Score: 1

    How much could they possibly sue a bum for? I don't think he declares the change he gets in his taxes. Of course someone will come and correct me, saying it prevents him from ever achieving any future success and moving back to an apartment. I don't think he really has that ambition. Either way, so long as he works for cash and pays in cash for the rest of his life, can't he live just fine?

    1. Re:Does this even make sense? by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

      Well,

      IANAL, but it seems to me that if someone's homeless, they just sort of do their sloppy work and send to the last known address, and tell the court the party was served. When they don't show up, they're now guilty of contempt of court or somesuch.

      Even in this case where the courts basically said "hey, you didn't properly serve him", the RIAA will correct their mistake and follow proper procedure and properly serve him. Now this guy has to go through the court system and since it's not a criminal case, I don't THINK the state needs to provide him a lawyer, so the RIAA either steamrolls him if he does show up, or they get a default judgment and/or get him sited for contempt. So this guy who has obviously already been through the meat grinder gets so far past screwed that it will take the light from screwed thee years to catch up.

      Doesn't the RIAA have some 90 year old "never touched a computer in her life" granny they could be tormenting instead?

      ~sigh~

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      The Digital Sorceress
    2. Re:Does this even make sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt the RIAA is after the money from the homeless man. They want the front page headlines of major internet sites like slashdot and digg. Things that are shocking so they are posted everywhere. "RIAA sues 13-year old" "RIAA sues homeless man" "RIAA sues stroke victim" so that your average Joe thinks, "Oh if they have no problem suing a homeless man they won't hesitate to sue me, I better stop stealing music!" Even if they fined the RIAA for an opps, they would still accomplish their goal of looking like a bunch of sue happy pigs, and I wouldn't want to steal music and get caught up in that mess.

  25. You know the lawyers at RIAA are insane... by Garabito · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know the lawyers at RIAA are insane when actual headlines like these read like if they were from The Onion

    1. Re:You know the lawyers at RIAA are insane... by jc42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, the writers at the Onion have been known to make the same complaint that other satirists in the past have made: Their job is constantly made difficult by the way that real people keep doing things far more bizarre and funny than anything they'd dare to publish.

      The Onion may have some of the best satirists around right now, but that doesn't make their job any easier. Not with our current crop of politicians and corporate managers that are competing to outdo the Onion's writers with stories like this.

      And it seems that even some judges are taking part in the competition ...

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    2. Re:You know the lawyers at RIAA are insane... by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1

      Next week: RIAA sues little girl, offers to blend pet kitten in part settlement.

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      "It doesn't cost enough, and it makes too much sense."
    3. Re:You know the lawyers at RIAA are insane... by sbeckstead · · Score: 0

      In a surprise move the "Onion" declares that due to the current crop of politicians and corporate bungles perpetrated by the RIAA and friends, they are ceasing publication. The work of a satirist is to point out the absurdity of real life by exaggerating it to ridiculous proportions. "You can't get much more ridiculous than Bush and friends" said the managing editor. "We'd like to thank our fans and colleagues for supporting us as long as they did." the publisher said. "But the RIAA really did us in this time."

  26. Congratulations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well done, RIAA! You're not evil, just incompetent!

  27. John by jab9990 · · Score: 1

    I guess we know the real reason they are losing money.

  28. The sanction actually is in the ruling... by Bullfish · · Score: 1

    They may not get a fine, but how would you like your incompetence becoming a part of the public record...

    Legally rendered for all who care to look...

    1. Re:The sanction actually is in the ruling... by Dorkmaster+Flek · · Score: 1

      So does this mean that, even though this judge overturned the sanctions, the fact that they were originally sanctioned at all can actually have an impact?

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    2. Re:The sanction actually is in the ruling... by Bullfish · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Essentially, yes it does... For example, a lawyer can make a claim in a court and the judge can ask that the jury disregard it for a technicality... But, how do you forget? It still plays a role at decision time even if it "officially" isn't part of the record or decision.

      Further, if thee lawyers bring another flimsy case forward, a review of precedent can show the same lawyer bringing frivolous cases forward in the past and eventually that will lead to harsher punishments by the courts.

      And if nothing else, if the lawyer goes for a job with a new firm, then a review of that lawyer's previous cases will show that a judge had it entered into the court record that he/she was incompetent.

  29. when an organization whose entire raison d'etre is malice does something stupid, its still malice

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  30. I'm amazed by Moryath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm amazed nobody has asked the real question yet.

    Namely: how much money did the MafiAA pay the district judge for this ruling?

    1. Re:I'm amazed by remmelt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh, I thought the real question was: did the allegedly homeless man share any files illegally? Allegedly?

    2. Re:I'm amazed by zappepcs · · Score: 4, Funny

      The REAL question is where did the RIAA's lawyers get the heart from? They are showing it off in court now! They are going to sue this homeless guy, guy won't show for court, will be found in contempt, thrown in jail where he will now have free food and a safe place to sleep!!

      What are these RIAA lawyers thinking? WTF!

    3. Re:I'm amazed by Z00L00K · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And that brings up the question of what the RIAA was expecting to gain? Maybe they wanted him to have free housing for a few years on the governments purse.

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    4. Re:I'm amazed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The REAL question is where did the RIAA's lawyers get the heart from? They are showing it off in court now! They are going to sue this homeless guy, guy won't show for court, will be found in contempt, thrown in jail where he will now have free food and a safe place to sleep!!

      What are these RIAA lawyers thinking? WTF! thrown in jail where he will have free food and a place to sleep.

      Fixed that for you (captcha: bunkmate)
    5. Re:I'm amazed by __aaleib9616 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Of course, he made it available by singing loudly while looking for change/food, thereby causing it to be classified as a public performance for profit...

    6. Re:I'm amazed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think of the homeless!

    7. Re:I'm amazed by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      all about setting a precedent, then with that they can use this
      case in future case as a point of reference,
      this judge said it was ok, and ruled in our favor,
      so you mister judge should too for this case!

    8. Re:I'm amazed by gad_zuki! · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Considering the notice was sent to his apartment, Im assuming what happened is that he did download movies, later lost his home, and is now getting legal action.

      As much as I dont like the RIAA and the rest, the real problem is tort legislation in America, not the lawyers who abuse it or make an honest mistake. Change torts, change everything. These guys shouldnt be allowed to sue like this without some kind of real damages threshold, and in case of IP law they should pay the court if they lose.

    9. Re:I'm amazed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You assume he actually did download the files illegally? Would that be an accurate assumption?

      Lets see:

      - The RIAA has sued dead people - deceased before the time of the alleged infringing activity.
      - The RIAA has intentionally pursued people they knew to be innocent (think Tanya Andersen).
      - MediaSentry's "investigation" methods are inherently flawed, and are not even able to tell actual copyrighted material from "dummy files".

      Therefore, assuming that their claim has any merit is not a sound or logical conclusion. I'm not saying whether the man is actually innocent or not, just that any case brought by the RIAA deserves evidentiary scrutiny based on their seemingly "standard" methods of operation around the country.

      Sean

  31. to stay one step ahead of the riaa by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    one must anticipate these sorts of attacks

    for indeed, a rolling stone gathers no moss

    oh shit! what am i saying?

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  32. God... by amplt1337 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here I thought *I* was a dick.

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  33. Judge Baer and Magistrate Fox by cosmicpossum · · Score: 1

    Baer and Fox??? Sounds like a fairy tale!

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  34. Proof! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pirating music makes you homeless!

  35. Re:Not warning against topic links by skroops · · Score: 1

    But the malicious link poster was not an AC..
    Or did he post as AC and then get revealed because he posted a malicious link?

  36. Re:And again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is /. ever going to get round to sorting this issue? They've clearly found a workaround for the [yahoo.com] thing and it's sure as hell not the first time I've seen it (or been abused by it)..

  37. Re:And again... by whoda · · Score: 0, Troll

    HAHAHA, how many times are you guys gonna fall for the same trick? It's even worded the same every time.

    Is this slashdot, or fluffybunnykitties, it's hard to tell sometimes.

  38. Uploader or downloader? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has the RIAA ever sued anyone for just downloading? Isn't it true that everybody they have sued was allowing others to download from their computer. It would be hard to defend allowing others to have your content, but if all you did was download without the sharing, the RIAA would have to prove you didn't own the content.

  39. HOMELESS? Where by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just read the whole opinion, I cannot find where it says this man was homeless.

    If there are no facts that show that this man is homeless then he may just be outside of the reach of the process server(an independent company the plaintiff uses).

    One issue that is not brought up for discussion, but should be, is the RIAA's apparent "Clerical error". They missed the time required to file a memo of law for the judge. It is obvious that there was no "error", rather the RIAA just did not have anything to add, no affidavits, nothing. It looks to me like they just ignored the Magistrate's request for a memo until they had an affidavit from the process server.

  40. Cuts both ways by Dr_Art · · Score: 1

    I do feel sorry for the homeless man for being the target of the ruthless RIAA, and am disappointed with the judge for allowing the RIAA's behaviour.

    At the same time, I hope this man will fight the RIAA and tie up their legal resources. It's not likely that the RIAA would be able to collect any judgement against a homeless man, and they might run up huge legal fees if the man fights the suit. That would be money they couldn't use to sue other innocent people.

    Of course, if any legal precedents are made due to such a case, it could harm the other innocent RIAA targets. At least I can hope that the RIAA's empire collapses long before that.

    Regards,
    Art

  41. Here's some statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Statistics / Editing

    Total Clicks: 260

    Most recent 10 days with activity:
    Date Clicks Unique IPs
    2008-04-18 260 226


    (updated hourly)

    And that's just with that post. 226 unique suckers, and 34 who even went back for more!!

  42. Re:Not warning against topic links by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, it looks like an account was created just for trolling. I'm sure that it's happened before and I'm sure that it'll happen again.

    He/She/Its one other post is identical to this one (which I've just modded down and the warning for it up, btw).

  43. Or really sloppy by CustomDesigned · · Score: 4, Funny

    You'd have to be either retarded or just really, really stupid to actually believe that what I said was anything other than a joke.

    Or a really, really sloppy lawyer.

  44. Before everyone gets TOOO upset. by Ollabelle · · Score: 1

    The judge's order to deny sanctions noted that the entire case against the guy had already been withdrawn, hence with no case proceeding, no sanctions were relevant. But you can bet he'll be looking at the firm and their wayward process servers the next time they show up...

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  45. The messed up thing... by uxbn_kuribo · · Score: 1

    Is that tax dollars will have to pay to help support this poor man because he won't be able to get back on his feet after paying assloads of cash out to billionaires.* * Not that they'll ever see a dime from him anyway. Hell, if OJ can avoid paying the Goldmans, this guy's set for life.

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  46. Re:And again... by ne0n · · Score: 1

    Link doesn't work. How are we supposed to see it with NoScript and FlashBlock enabled?

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  47. Re:And again... by tuxgeek · · Score: 1

    Firefox and NoScript saves the day again

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  48. Someone forgot one of the Cardinal Rules of Law! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rule 1: Never sue poor people.

    Rule 2: Always sue rich people.

    Sheesh, didn't these people learn?

  49. Hold the Phone! by mpapet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Personally, you and I know that the judge in this case has heard about the stories of the **AA's actions around the country

    That's not likely. First and foremost he's vested in keeping his job so that means he's up to his eyeballs in the political machinations of his region and processing cases as quickly as possible. Unless it's some sort of hobby for him like it is for NewYorkCountryLawyer.

    Which takes less time, giving prosecutors a free-pass or generating MORE work calling the RIAA lawyers out on their shennanigans? Which one gets him re-elected?

    We're talking about "The Law" and intellectual property machinations where 2 + 2 can equal 5. It's quite likely he's vested in the RIAA's pablum.

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  50. Re:And again... by y86 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    *** WARNING ***

    Link in parent is malicious. Do not click.
    AVG just shit a break about that page containing a worm/virus/trojan.
  51. Judges are out of touch... by AnomaliesAndrew · · Score: 1

    I agree that the judges should be following the **AA actions around the country... but on the other hand, our founding fathers probably never envisioned all of this new-fangled technology that your typical old crotchety judge doesn't want anything to do with, nor has the appropriate time, exposure, and comprehension for totally "getting".

    The telephone, radio, and television were not hard to be adopted and understood by all people of the world, but in this era, it's a different story.

    I wouldn't be surprised if these judges are under the impression that this homeless person actually stole something material, just like booze or food.

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    1. Re:Judges are out of touch... by AnomaliesAndrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Adding to that... in years past, judges were elders with vast wisdom about virtually all facets of life. Now they're just referees.

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  52. Two reasons why they would sue a homeless man. by ThePeopleGeek · · Score: 1

    Several people in the homeless shelter have heard this man humming Beatles songs in the community shower. That is a public place. He showed no evidence of purchase nor did he display any permits or licenses. The RIAA has since placed recording (video and audio) equipment in these showers and has 100s of hours of homeless people showering. This is done for the protection of the owners of music and lyrics not in the public domain.

  53. Amazingly enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Throughout that shit storm, my Leopard machine remained responsive to all user input and I was able to cleanly close Safari and Mail. Good job, Apple. Thanks for the help in troll combat.

  54. why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remind me why I bother to buy music? It seems even if I do the "right thing" all it takes is some lawyer at the RIAA and boom next thing ya know I'm getting sued. I'm thinking I should save the $ I was going to spend on music, then I'll have some funds set aside for when I get sued. I say when because they seem to be suing everyone these days. What is to stop me from going to a used cd trader or amazon and buying the cd they accuse me of "stealing"? I can say doesn't matter I own a copy right here. no I am not a lawyer

  55. Hon. Harold Baer does not have a good name... by jhRisk · · Score: 1

    ... and there's a fair amount of this out and about http://www.therobingroom.com/Judge.aspx?ID=1392. Please read this and other user submissions on the net from counsel and others who deal directly with this guy. Then try to explain how he found the sympathy and tolerance for this nonsense? FYI - I have nothing to do with that site nor do I have a vested interest in seeing him go down. Just posting this, from what I hear, is ballsy enough given his NY connections.

    This is our "justice system." Makes me sick.

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  56. Unslant the posting by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    The fault here is in the way they attempted to serve him, not that they were suing someone that was now homeless. They were after him before. From the comments below TFA:

    "This is the second time this defendant has had his case dismissed without prejudice. The first time was as a joined set of Does after his identity information was revealed to the RIAA goons. The second time was just now here after a failure to serve him properly."

    I think we can safely assume they were working with data generated when the guy did still live in the apartment and have a computer. Of course that remains to be shown, and perhaps they'll get the chance. I'm sure they don't hope to recover a settlement or judgement award, but they still have to act to protect the copyright if they believe it's been infringed.

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  57. So apparently... by Caduceus1 · · Score: 1

    ...you can only be sanctioned for being improper, but not being stupid.

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  58. Really??? Well... by jskline · · Score: 1

    If you believe that, then you got to come over here and look at this piece of the Brooklyn Bridge that has this wonder full overlook of the river and I can let you have it for a song...

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  59. Reminds me of the scene in ... by xclr8r · · Score: 1
    the movie "The Jerk" where Steve Martin leaves his girl and place and states

    "all I need is this lamp" walks a little bit

    "all I need is this lamp and this laptop." walks a little bit

    "all I need is this lamp, this laptop and this wifi card"

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    1. Re:Reminds me of the scene in ... by dbcad7 · · Score: 1

      And the RIAA knows what their special purpose is for...

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  60. The quality of RIAA lawyers by adsl · · Score: 1

    One has to ask what quality of lawers the RIAA hire? The task of chasing thousands of suspected downloaders is hardly cutting edge. Thus one has to presume that the RIAA pays decent money for the bottom of the barrel lawyer talent. I mean who would want to doing this for a career position. This after a 4 year college degree followed by a legal qualification. Imagine their next interview for a better position. "Now Mr(s) J Lawyer what exactly have you been doing these last 3 years that qualifies you for job you are applying for?" "Well for 3 years I have been filing suits against, students, soccer Mom, homless people etc. to extract a guilty verdict and $3K penalties" Says it all doesn't it!

    1. Re:The quality of RIAA lawyers by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      One has to ask what quality of law[ye]rs the RIAA hire? The task of chasing thousands of suspected downloaders is hardly cutting edge. I know the answer to that.

      But I'd better not say.
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  61. Way too far guys by PalmKiller · · Score: 1

    I guess they are going for the clothes off his back? Or maybe his cardboard home, or perhaps his blankey? I know, the RIAA could have used the money they paid their lawyers to sue him, and gave that to the homeless shelter in his area...now that would have really been something pleasantly unexpected.

  62. Previous John Doe by gdog05 · · Score: 1

    They keep referring to the homeless guy like a random individual. He was a college student at Columbia that downloaded a Metallica song. RIAA got him 2 years ago. How do they think he became homeless in the first place?

  63. How do we know this guy is homeless? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe I'm missing something, but how do we know this guy is homeless? All that we know is that the RIAA cannot find him - i.e. he is not at his last known address - the address that his AOL account was registered to. Since the RIAA didn't do a thorough search for the guy, they couldn't properly serve him with the complaint - For all we know he just moved to a new address and the RIAA was too sloppy to find that out.

    Note also that the RIAA has dismissed the complaint.

    1. Re:How do we know this guy is homeless? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm missing something, but how do we know this guy is homeless? Yes you are missing something. The footnote on page 4 of the decision which notes that the RIAA lawyers eventually discovered that the defendant lives in a homeless shelter.
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    2. Re:How do we know this guy is homeless? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha, stupid footnotes!

  64. OWNING US ALL ONE STEP AT A TIME by ezwip · · Score: 0

    I'm curious how much money recording artists have seen trickling back into their own pockets from these law suits. It seems to me this is all just a setup. They've prosecuted children, the childrens parents, homeless, and even pressed into countries they don't belong. Now, they own us all at this point. The court isn't going to protect you. These guys already got money off 8 year old Dick Jr. two blocks down from you.

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  65. Has anyone noticed... by A+New+Normalcy · · Score: 1

    ...that the RIAA has sued many students, but no military personnel? I mean, if they want to appear Stalinesque, don't screw around! Find some USCG 'seaman deuce' in Bumfuck Alaska that shared a Gwen Stefani file and hose him. Oh, wait, the JAG would be defending him. Maybe not a good idea.

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