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  1. Well done Mike Colishaw ... on IBM Open Sources Object Rexx · · Score: 1

    So Mike's excellent invention makes it to open source. Well done Mike, Well done IBM.

  2. Re:The reason for this is on "Levels" of Computers the Future? · · Score: 1
    "You want me to pay more for your software because I paid more for the hardware I run it on?"

    Which, curiously, is exactly what IBM does on their zSeries mainframes and has done for many years.

  3. Re:Sneakemail it on Shielding Domain Registration Info? · · Score: 1
    My UK Nominet registration doesn't include an e-mail address in their WHOIS info.

    If it did I'd use http://www.spamgourmet.com/ to provide a disposable address.

  4. Re:Top 6 secrets.. ha ha on 2004 Global Information Security Survey Results · · Score: 1
    Secret 1: the password is 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5!

    But we all know that the password IS: XYZZY! http://www.xyzzy.com/

  5. Why is it called GEMS? on More Diebold E-Voting Vulnerabilities · · Score: 1
    "Global", I'd guess that's following the same rules that make your domestic baseball contest into the "World" Series.

    When will you Americans start to think about the fact that there's a world outside your borders? Some of which, like the UK, are still using a tried and tested paper ballot for their voting system.

  6. Designed by the same folks as Beagle 2 ... on Genesis Capsule Crashes; Chutes Blamed · · Score: 1
    Clearly the Genesis probe was designed by the same folks as the Beagle 2 Mars probe.

    Shame!

  7. Perpetual motion ... on Cold Fusion Back From The Dead · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... In the next Slashdot story perpetual motion is shown to be possible.

  8. It's so bad here ... on Britain is the World's Surveillance Leader · · Score: 1

    ... Tony Blair's government will be forcing me to have a CCTV installed in my toilet next. We're already at the point where you can't fart in the street without it being recorded and shown on those hidden camera shows.

  9. Perpetual motion ... on Cold Fusion Back From The Dead · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the next Slashdot story perpetual motion is shown to be possible.

  10. Radio 1 is crap. on BBC Launches Downloaded Music Charts · · Score: 1
    The Chart played on Radio 1, the UK's most listened to station, and will be a regular feature.

    I can't agree with that comment. I never listen to Radio 1, I always tune my car radio to the nearest local station. If you add all the listener figures for the local stations, you'd find Radio 1 is a minority station.

    Radio 1 is crap!

  11. Duct tape on How Do I Disable My Gadgets' LEDs? · · Score: 1

    Since duct tape is the universal cure for everything, some carefully placed strips should fix this problem.

  12. Whales and petunias ... on Both Tea And No Tea - Updated Hitchhiker's Game · · Score: 1

    As the whale said "Oh no, not again!". The petunias didn't comment.

  13. Is hamster food cheaper than petrol or diesel ??? on Hamster-Powered Night Light · · Score: 2, Funny
    The problem I have with this is that skippy needs fuel. He's going to be burning extra calories pushing that little alternator that the folks have sneaked onto his wheel.

    • Is the cost of those extra sunflower seeds and the extra grain cheaper than driving this alternator with an internal combustion engine?
    • What happens when skippy gets bored, he'll have more food but less excercise - who's going to pay the vets bill when skippy gets obese?
    • Will this cause or prevent heart disease in skippy?
  14. Re:Backpedalling we a'go... on SCO Says 'Linux Doesn't Exist' · · Score: 5, Informative
    what the heck does "we broke our duck" mean?

    In Cricket, that funny game played by Poms, Kiwis and Aussies (among others) a zero score is known as a duck. To break one's duck means to have scored, at least, one run. So SCO are claiming to have sold, at least, one Linux "licence" down-under.

  15. Re:recumbent postion on Human Powered Helicopter · · Score: 1
    Recumbent uses the leg muscle groups in a different way. If you compare a club road biker to a recumbent rider (of the same ability), you'll see a marked difference in the size of the quadriceps on the recumbent user (much bigger).

    With the right set of gears a recumbent rider can ride at 40 mph on the flat. I'd love to be able to maintain that kind of speed on my road bike.

  16. Re:The next bicycle? on Human Powered Helicopter · · Score: 1
    Could something like this eventually be as common as the bicycle? I, for one, think it would be pretty cool to fly to work everyday.

    I don't even think Lance Armstrong (cyclist) or Matt Pinsentt (olympic rower) could produce a constant 400 watts for very long. That's just about excercising at VO2 max levels. Your power output dies off very quickly at that level.

    If they could build a chopper that could be powered in the aerobic threshold level (<85% peak heart rate) then it might be a practical option.

    The graph on Human Factor Testing and Search for Pilots shows some interesting figures for power required for one minute of flight.

  17. Re:72 on Is the 80 Columns Limit Dead? · · Score: 3, Interesting
    That was to allow for the sequence numbers on the cards in columns 73-80.

    We're still suffering from the days of card readers and punches.

    I've not punched a card since 1981. But I've edited lots of MVS (aka OS/390 aka z/OS) datasets that are fixed to 80 bytes (sequence in 73-80) by the architecture.

  18. Hot Black Desiato ... on ESA To Study Human Hibernation · · Score: 1

    I need to take a year off dead for tax reasons.
    Perhaps I could volunteer for a clinical trial of this stuff.

  19. The first cash machine was BRITISH!!!! on History of the Automatic Teller · · Score: 1
    The first bank cash machine was installed by Barclays Bank in 1967 outside it's Enfield branch.

    Money Extra Article
    APACS History Article

  20. Re:Or you can buy one ... on Building Your Own Extra-Large Keyboard · · Score: 1

    from Bigkeys ... for one hundred and fifty nine dollars. I think the self build should come in a bit cheaper than that.

  21. Re:Can you get away with cheating in Jeopardy? on The Man Who Knew Too Much · · Score: 1
    I think some fellas from England tried it once.

    Unlikely, since Jeopardy! has never been franchised on this side of the pond.
    We did have the wonderful Major Charles Ingram who cheated on Millionaire.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wiltshire/37289 29.stm

  22. Re:Space RV's on NASA Considers Mobile Lunar Base · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Moon missions in a futuristic RV. Feels like some cheap 70s TV Saturday morning sci-fi series.

    Like this one Space 1999.

  23. Re:Slough on Win a Part in the Hitchhiker's Guide · · Score: 1

    Not Slough, my wonderful Citroen was built there.
    How about destroying Basingstoke? Basingstoke gets a mention on page 42 of the paperback edition of HHGTTG volume 1.

  24. Time to deploy the weedkiller ... on Decaffeinated, Real Coffee · · Score: 1

    Why would anyone want coffee without the caffeine?
    That's the whole point of drinking the foul muck.

  25. Re:Based on past experience... on Linux Scores An Ace At Wimbledon · · Score: 1
    I would also expect IBM to use Linux during the upcoming Olympics.

    I wouldn't expect that, since IBM don't have the contract to run the computing at the Olympics.