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How Do I Disable My Gadgets' LEDs?

pHatidic writes "My college dorm room is never dark, even with the lights turned off. This is because of LEDs. Between the Airport Express, laser printer, surge protector, and Logitech mouse there is the constant nuissance of light polution. The powerbook has to take the cake though, with a green LED built into the power adapter and a white pulsating LED indicating it's in sleep mode so bright that I can actually detect it even with my eyes closed. Short of actually unplugging all of my devices every day, is there any way to disable all of these LEDs so I can actually get some sleep?"

259 comments

  1. OK, so this won't turn off your LEDs... by tao_of_biology · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...but this will solve all your problems. And it looks cool, too!

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    1. Re:OK, so this won't turn off your LEDs... by rgbe · · Score: 1

      Dunno if it looks cool, but I suppose it's one solution.

      -- "An egg is an chicken's way of making another chicken."

    2. Re:OK, so this won't turn off your LEDs... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
      Insulating tape over the display.

      'Nuff said.

  2. Black Electric Tape by photon317 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Cheap, Effective.

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    1. Re:Black Electric Tape by pbox · · Score: 1, Funny

      So is a hammer. Or a pick-axe.

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    2. Re:Black Electric Tape by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And if the tape doesn't block it out by itself, you can use it to tape a piece of paper or cardboard over the LED.

      Or, if you prefer (as I do), use the "handy man's secret weapon": duct tape. Duct tape fixes everything.

    3. Re:Black Electric Tape by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Funny

      Tape over your eyes.

      Cheaper, effective.

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    4. Re:Black Electric Tape by erpbridge · · Score: 1

      And if one layer of tape don't work...
      use two. or three. The thicker, the better.

      Personally at home, I have an AC in my room with a freakin bright green LED displaying the temperature and functional mode, and also a rechargable mouse with a bright green battery.

      I have a sock hanging over the AC, and an old Best Buy Receipt folded in half, then half again over the mouse (happens to be the receipt for the mouse...)

      Those work wonders. Really. Now the noise of the AC could use some work, but I don't have a white noise generator, or a sound nullifier (or, for those who would get the reference, a cone of silence.)

    5. Re:Black Electric Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tape is annoying since you obviously don't want to be removing and re-applying it every night. Heh.

      But yeah, I have the same problem. I have seven monitors - each with at least one light (even when they're "off/standby"). Then I have about a dozen machines, each with at least a couple lights - and two with windows in the sides causing more light (such as the power LED from the mobo in your typical ASUS board) - and one of them a multi-colored lighted PSU, which shines like mad. Then there are three lights on my VoIP box. My printer has a light. My radio has one. All of the keyboards have a couple each. Each of my two dozen USB-linked hard drives have one. My cable modem has four. My router has seven or eight. My four power strips have one on each. My speakers have one under each satelite. My phone has two to four depending on the state of receieved voicemail.

      Then, on the other end of the room, the audio system on my 60" widescreen projection TV has a full face of bright blue/grey LEDs. My digital cable box has a red one and a face full of orange LEDs. The DVD player has a red one. The alarm clock has a face full of green.

      Even with all the lamps turned off, you can practically read a book in the dark in my room.

    6. Re:Black Electric Tape by Idealius · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, speaking from experience black electrical tape may not be the best solution.

      A. Not aesthetically pleasing.

      B. Black electrical tape is known to come off of smooth objects with little effort if the object is exposed to a reasonable amount of heat. Eighty+ degrees Fahrenheit if I were to guess. Hopefully you don't keep a computer in that hot of an environment, though! (unless you get lucky you college nerd; queue drum line.)

      C. This kinda goes with A. When you take black electrical tape off of something when it's been there for say 2 or 3+ months expect this black tape electrical goo to be stuck around where the tape lay. Easy to get off of one of these devices? Probably, but that would depend mostly on the device.

      The reason I know all of this is because a past roomate of mine had his stereo ripped out of his car outside our apartment.

      I put black electrical tape over the LED on the webcam I put in our window.. hoping they would strike again. They never did, filthy crooks :)

    7. Re:Black Electric Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd have more problem with the AC noise than the lights. This summer, when my small business finally started paying a little extra, the first thing I bought was a nice window unit so I could stop using the old one that rattled all the time. I am finally able to sleep for more than 2 hours straight during the summer.

      I haven't had any problem with lights, especially after Isabel rolled through here and knocked out power for almost 2 weeks. I was okay, but came damn near losing the business because there was no way to run my computers (my system was still under development, spread out over 3 systems, held together with bailing wire and I wasn't about to move it and try to remember which cables had to be routed just so because they had a loose connector). Ever since then, when I wake up in the middle of the night and it's all dark and I can't hear the furnace or AC, I think of the computers going off for another few weeks, and my business going belly up. I finally put a tiny nightlight in a hallway -- it's just bright enough I can see some light and shadows from the bed. It's not a "scared of the dark" thing, but I find it always relaxes me because I can see a bright patch through the door and know power is on.

    8. Re:Black Electric Tape by austad · · Score: 4, Funny

      But temporary. I suggest drinking wood alcohol. Still cheap and effective, but permanent.

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    9. Re:Black Electric Tape by Segway+Ninja · · Score: 1

      And if you don't like the color, try BluTack or Utac (you know, that stuff for sticking posters to the wall)

    10. Re:Black Electric Tape by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 5, Funny

      I used to deliver news papers. There was an older couple on my route that tried the tape over the blinking 12:00 on their VCR. Only I guess they didn't have electrical tape, and used Scotch Invisible Tape instead. So instead of blocking out the light they just sort of diffused it. I could no longer make out the digits, but there was a soft pulsing blue rectangle very noticable from across the room.

      So remember, the tape you use must be opaque.

    11. Re:Black Electric Tape by nomel · · Score: 1

      Seriously. You'd think he'd be a little more creative being a nerd. This is about as bad as that "How do I wash my LCD screen?" post.

    12. Re:Black Electric Tape by Micro$will · · Score: 1

      I have a kill switch for all non-essential gear, like the printer, scanner and monitors. No power, no annoying lights.

    13. Re:Black Electric Tape by embobo · · Score: 1, Funny

      In case one is unclear on this difficult concept, I have a picture of my implementation:

      photo

      It took me the entire weekend to install the tape, mostly because my system runs GNU/Linux and I couldn't figure out how to recompile the kernel. The questions I posted on lkml about what brands of black electrical tape are supported in the kernel went unanswered. I ended up booting into Windows and using this wonderful shareware utility I found at download.com.

    14. Re:Black Electric Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      What were you doing in their bedroom at night??

    15. Re:Black Electric Tape by Andy_R · · Score: 5, Informative

      The problem here is that black electrical tape is designed to be an electrical insulator first and black second.

      Pop down to your local photographic supplies shop and get some black photographer's tape. It's designed to stop photons, not electrons, it's a lot cheaper, it's not as gooey and stretchy, and it's better at coping with heat.

      Oh, and solving the "black tape electrical goo" problem mentioned in the parent post isn't that hard, it dissolves pretty well in lighter fluid.

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    16. Re:Black Electric Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gaffers tape?

    17. Re:Black Electric Tape by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Guess that explains why all those pop-up ads keep appearing on that electrical tape you installed.

    18. Re:Black Electric Tape by peragrin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A) Elctrical tape come in colors. White, Red, Green Etc.

      B)Electrical tape is designed for heat very well. It's probelm is that it does like to stretch.

      c) Lighter fluid, or another other cleaning solution(including fresh tape)

      My router and cable modem lights boher me. they both have tape on them I haven't had any of the probelm you say. (A) is easy since everyything is black anyway (b) I use good electrical tape, not the $.50 roll stuff but the $3.00 a roll stuff (C) Electrical tapes greatest secert is that it loves to stick to itself.

      You can coat something in oil so slick you can't hang on to it very well, put one rap of electrical tape around it. and then stick the electrical tape to itself and pull tight. And it will hold.

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    19. Re:Black Electric Tape by shufler · · Score: 1

      The hammer is BOFH-approved. All PFY are recommended on using one.

    20. Re:Black Electric Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an AC in my room too, but he's modded down as a troll so my filter means I don't even see him.

      Agent 86? This is the chief! I can't read what you're typing! Are you using the keyboard of silence again?

    21. Re:Black Electric Tape by djdanlib · · Score: 1

      Yes, we prefer to call it gaffers' tape. Some simply call it gaff tape. People in theater and live concert production use it too, so you can go to their stores to find it also. Or just bum a piece off someone, because it is really expensive.

    22. Re:Black Electric Tape by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      Get some old write-protect tabs for 5.25" floppy discs. Basically they look like little rectangular shiny stickers about 1x2 cm. I have tonnes of them in a box, and most old-times will still have a collection of stickers and labels for which they have no use. Paste a tab onto the sticky side of a small piece of masking tape. Put the masking tape over the LED such that the shiny tab part is covering it.

      Thus the reflective part effectively blocks pretty much all the light, reflecting it back into the surface of the device. This works beautifully on the bright blue LEDs on my computer case.

    23. Re:Black Electric Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or a sound nullifier (or, for those who would get the reference, a cone of silence.)

      Um, this might not be the reference you're thinking of, but I do recall reading many years ago a short sci-fi story about a man who encounters a secret society/club whose members, weary of the incessant noise of the modern world, have cone-of-silence devices, similar to air-wick air-fresheners. These devices (called ??"Silencio"?? in the story IIRC) could be opened by varying amounts to reduce or mute completely the noise around the user. As I recall, the story ended with the protagonist over-using his Silencio and wearing it out.
      Is that what you were alluding to?
      And if not, does anyone else recall the story I described? I can't even remember who wrote it..

    24. Re:Black Electric Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent is referring to electrical tape. This is _not_ gaffer tape. Gaffer tape is wider and has fabric in it.

    25. Re:Black Electric Tape by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

      I think the real question is, how did this fellow get into college if he can't come up with the tape solution himself? :)

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    26. Re:Black Electric Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I was going to say... drive chopsticks through eyes.

    27. Re:Black Electric Tape by Jorkapp · · Score: 1

      Its also a good way to get drunk for free. If you walk into a hospital emergency room, proclaim to the nurse "I drank some wood alcohol", you're in for a ride.

      While being transported to the nearest detox center by ambulance, you will be constantly fed grain alcohol to avoid the wood alcohol from being absorbed.

      I know if I do it from my place, I get a free ride to toronto (a good solid 2 hours) and all the booze I can drink for those 2 hours. Strangely, I have yet to do it.

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    28. Re:Black Electric Tape by llefler · · Score: 1

      Except when your machine runs 24x7 and it's a silly USB hub with an LED brighter than the sun.

      The first time in 20 years I have asked; "does every device NEED an LED?"

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    29. Re:Black Electric Tape by Micro$will · · Score: 1

      My 2 machines are on a UPS and are up 24x7 as well. Unless the hub is required for the keyboard and/or mouse, I'd kill it at night. Reorganise the USB and Firewire stuff so that essential crap is directly connected to the computer, and all the other stuff is in the hub. I had to do this because one of my mice didn't like to be daisy-chained through 2 hubs.

    30. Re:Black Electric Tape by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Electrical tape comes in many different colors. Another option is that tacky putty stuff people use to hang posters, it comes in a variety of colors as well and leaves less residue. However you can clean vinyl tape residue off any plastic surface with a washrag and some alcohol, so I don't see the residue as much of a problem.

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    31. Re:Black Electric Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it a Dune reference? That Harkonnen guy was talking to someone within a "cone of silence".

    32. Re:Black Electric Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So is installing microswitches on all your devices to turn of their displays and LEDs on and off. Just go to your local RadioShack, or order from Mouser. They should have everything you need.

    33. Re:Black Electric Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both wrong. It is from a late 60s tv series called Get Smart

    34. Re:Black Electric Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh my god! handymen use duct tape. ok. i'm totally going to get some of that stuff now. I was wondering what it was for, and who used it but now its all cleared up.

      Handymen.

      Damn, those are smart people. But what happens if they find out that you told their secrets to the entire world over the internet? What if they find you?

      I'm glad you told me though. I'm going to start using that stuff for everything. I'm all over it.
      Duct tape is a secret no more. I think I'll write a book about how amazing it is. Maybe even do a television show with its multiple uses as the main theme. This will be novel.

    35. Re:Black Electric Tape by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

      Sweet. I've been looking for an excuse to douse my righ with lighter fluid for a while now. Film at 11.

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    36. Re:Black Electric Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is exactly what I do. After finally moving out of my parent's place (hey, it had to happen sometime) I came to realize that I could make it as dark as possible in my room and actually be able to sleep with just the hum of the computers. Only I didn't use electrical tape because of how sticky it can get, especially in humid conditions. So I used masking tape and took a black Sharpie marker to it. Took a few layers on some of them, but it works nicely. For things that just look horrible with tape on them (or I need to see every so often, like my clock), I took an empty soda box (one of the many) and cut it apart and taped it into a removable cover to place over the object at night. I even went for the heavy curtains to block out the damned light outside my window (doesn't block it out, but if drastically defuses it). I've managed to get it so dark that I can't see my hand in front of my face, except when I'm looking towards the window.

    37. Re:Black Electric Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what happens if they find out that you told their secrets to the entire world over the internet? What if they find you?

      Hey, you missed that reference. Everyone's so busy talking about the "cone of silence" from Get Smart, they missed the quote "the handyman's secret weapon" from The Red Green Show, a true men's show for manly men who like power tools and know how to use them.

    38. Re:Black Electric Tape by haystor · · Score: 1

      I suggest he save on the electric tape and just close his eyes before he sleeps. LED's just aren't bright enough to go through an eyelid.

      This whole ask slashdot sounds like someone made a bet they could get something posted on slashdot. Right now someone is say, "haha, I won the bet" and someone else is saying, "yea, because the editors are idiots. that has to be the stupidest question they've posted."

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    39. Re:Black Electric Tape by FannyMinstrel · · Score: 0

      Totally o/t, but why is wood alcohol so bad for you? Does it contain methanol vs ethanol or something?

    40. Re:Black Electric Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "get some black photographer's tape"

      ?

    41. Re:Black Electric Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Black Sharpie.
      Cheap, neat, and removable with small dab of solvent if needed.

    42. Re:Black Electric Tape by Jorkapp · · Score: 1

      Wood Alcohol actually is Methanol (CH3OH), while Grain Alcohol is Ethanol (C2H5OH). When Ingested, Methanol causes damage to optic nerves, usually blindness results.

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    43. Re:Black Electric Tape by mo^ · · Score: 1

      wow, the secret of duct tape, glad i found that out.

      -1 sarcasm modifier

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    44. Re:Black Electric Tape by mo^ · · Score: 1

      Dude, no offence like, but surely once you can afford all the geek toys you apparently have, its time to rent a place with more than one room??

      i got lotsa toys too, and then i have a bedroom for sleeping in with a clock that i press and it lights up...

      Problem solved

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  3. Umm Electrical tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Electrical tape.

  4. TAPE by jpmkm · · Score: 1, Troll

    That stands for Put Some Fucking Tape Over It. Okay, so it doesn't stand for that. Do that anyway. I understand the white light may be annoying, but the rest of it is causing light pollution? They are indicators, not spotlights. If those little indicator LEDs are preventing you from falling asleep then maybe you need to upgrade your eyelids.

  5. Cut or hide? by dtfinch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Though I can't make any guarantees, I don't think it'll break anything to cut the power to the LED's in the vast majority of cases. But if you'd rather be safe, a very popular and respectable choice, paint or masking tape ought to do the job.

  6. Unplug it at the wall.... by gus+goose · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... nuff said.

    Why do people insist on running things 24x7...

    gus

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    1. Re:Unplug it at the wall.... by applegoddess · · Score: 1

      well, if you're not running servers or anything...
      i dont see a point to turning these things off - dsl modem, both airport base stations, computers, external drives, cellphone, so what (:
      my solution is simply some tape and a post it note...maybe folded once or twice or some electrical tape. LEDs are useful (especially with that airport express and other routers like that), dont remove them or something :p

    2. Re:Unplug it at the wall.... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Why do people insist on running things 24x7..."

      If you don't know why they need to run it, then how can you suggest they unplug it?

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    3. Re:Unplug it at the wall.... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "If you don't know why they need to run it, then how can you suggest they unplug it?"

      I want to know why somebody with a mod point thought a suggestion that completely disables the functionality of his devices would be an 'interesting' solution.

    4. Re:Unplug it at the wall.... by redJag · · Score: 2, Funny

      People always talk so tough when they post as Anonvmous Coward!!!

    5. Re:Unplug it at the wall.... by Eideewt · · Score: 1

      Possibly because he's a college student, and probably isn't using his Powerbook as a server, or something else that requires it to be on 24/7. He probably doesn't need functional devices when he's trying to sleep. You'd think he'd have mentioned it if he did.

      Look Timothy, this isn't that hard. You have a power strip already. It has a built-in button or switch for turning it off. I assume that you have your computer and peripherals plugged into it, although with someone who can't figure out how to turn off his gear or put tape over the lights, I can't be sure. If you turn it off, everything plugged into it will go off as well.

      If your mouse is cordless, you probably need to charge it, and it probably has an indicator light as well. That really shouldn't be plugged into the power strip if you actually want it to charge. I put a pointy felt hat (with stars on it) over mine to block the light.

      I suppose it's possible that you really do need all this stuff going all night. It would be pretty dumb to ask this question but not mention that fact, but then again, it's a dumb question in the first place.

    6. Re:Unplug it at the wall.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you never went to college did you?

      the last thing on your mind when crashing alone or not is turning shit off

  7. Re:black duct tape by krate · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Black sharpie

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  8. ummm by ralphus · · Score: 0, Redundant

    cover them with black electrical tape?

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  9. unplugging devices... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unplugging all the devices (which is trivial if they're in a power strip, i.e., turn the strip off) does have the advantage of saving power. Sure, it's a dorm room, so you're not paying the bill, but remember someone is....and ultimately, you are, too.

  10. Put everything under the bed! by psyconaut · · Score: 2, Informative

    Simple, elegant, no cost involved! :-)

    -psy

    1. Re:Put everything under the bed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's where I sleep, you insensitive clod!

  11. Re:black duct tape by jayrtfm · · Score: 1

    black nail polish

  12. One way I solved... by atgrim · · Score: 5, Informative

    my light pollution issue was to connect everything to multiple surge protectors. My 21" monitor, system, speakers and sub, camera adapter and charger are connected to a strip on my desk. My wife has all of her gear coneected through a strip on her desk. Then I have the electrical board which contains the DSL modem, D-Link router and NGear switch on it's own strip. At night or if I am going away for a few days, everything goes through a shut down. Boxes go off then all the strips are turned off. Light goes away, and the crickets come out because the noise pollution has gone away as well :-). A definite side benifit that I have noticed over the few months I have been doing this is that my eletrical bill has decreased significantly. Anyway, that what I do and it works for me. Maybe you can experiment a bit and see what might work for you. Cheers.

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    1. Re:One way I solved... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what if you're downloading stuff overnight? Or what if someone wants to contact you? Hard to jabber you when you aren't online. Not to mention, if you use VoIP, shutting down your router and modem shuts down your phone line.

    2. Re:One way I solved... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my light pollution issue was to connect everything to multiple surge protectors.

      My surge suppressors have indicator lights to show that the surge suppression is still valid. The lights are on even if I turn off the surge suppressor. D'oh!

    3. Re:One way I solved... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Other than downloading stuff overnight, stopping the other stuff is a GOOD thing. Who wants to be Jabbered at 4:00 AM?

    4. Re:One way I solved... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A definite side benifit that I have noticed over the few months I have been doing this is that my eletrical bill has decreased significantly.

      Holy shit! The LEDs from hell, or what? Lemme guess; you have something like this?

    5. Re:One way I solved... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hehe same here. I can see a Belkin surge protector thing glowing next to my monitor now - it's probably the brightest thing in the room, with my optical mouse glowing away in second.

      I keep my switch, router and WAP partially hidden so I don't see the lights - perhaps that's a solution to the original question - put equipment in a small 19" rackmount cabinet with a glazed door.

      The optical mouse gets on my nerves, I unplug it sometimes though as I've got the KVM switch (which has its own 24/7 glowing LED) on my desk, it isn't hard.

  13. Simple: by Ed+Thomson · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Black electricians tape. It stays in pretty well any no light will penetrate it.

  14. Problem Solved.. Next Question by _aa_ · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Try this.

  15. Uh, duh... by Tom7 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Put tape over them, or an object. Isn't this obvious?

  16. simple by schnits0r · · Score: 1

    well, I find a sledge hammer to be particularily effective

  17. One idea by Izanagi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Get a night mask.

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  18. Ah yes... by topher · · Score: 1, Troll

    I've run into this problem as well. May I suggest one of these:

    http://empgen.tripod.com/#English

    -christopher

    1. Re:Ah yes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  19. Do what I did: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Build a loft, put your computer under it, then sleep on top facing the wall. The lights were great for finding things in the dark then.

  20. Bluetack by soccrates · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since tape is a little harder to cover the small LED's _only_ without making it look ugly, just whop a little bit of bluetack over it.
    Aesthetic Geek.

  21. Void your warranty by boredMDer · · Score: 1

    Pop it open, take out the LED.

    Problem solved.

    Or masking tape, that works.

  22. Two Words by pcbob · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Black ducktape

    1. Re:two words by Brandybuck · · Score: 2

      You probably meant "duct" tape. Unless of course you were referring to that special tape huntsmen use to secure their birds to the wall for display...

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    2. Re:two words by morzel · · Score: 2, Informative
      No... Parent poster was actually referring to "Duck Tape" (ie: Duck Tape brand duct tape).

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    3. Re:two words by clambake · · Score: 2, Informative

      You probably meant "duct" tape. Unless of course you were referring to that special tape huntsmen use to secure their birds to the wall for display...

      Or I meant duck tape which is a perfectly valid, if somewhat COMPLETELY CORRECT, way to reffer to what the heathens call duct tape.

    4. Re:two words by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Attempts at humour are wasted on Slashdot...

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    5. Re:two words by Fortress · · Score: 1

      Dude, you foolishly replied to your own grandparent post from a different /. account. NOW WE ALL KNOW!!

      BTW, does this mean you waste *twice* as much time here? Are you looking at multiple instances of /. right now? Do you remember what the sun looks like? Take a deep breath and go outside.

      Oh, and stop spending mod points on yourself, you'll go blind.

    6. Re:two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, and stop spending mod points on yourself, you'll go blind.

      That's one way to stop LEDs bothering you at night then, isn't it?

  23. Re:unplugging devices...with a power strip by Siniset · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You should really consider connecting everything to a power strip, and then shuting everything down ever night. After starting to do that, I'm saving at least 5 dollars a month on electric bills. Living in the dorms it doesn't really matter, as far as costs go, but it's good to get into the habit.

  24. Get used to it? by hex(57005) · · Score: 1

    Seriously, I have problems sleeping if I don't have a few dim leds and the hum of a computer fan or two... So dark and quiet, I can hear my heart beat, hell I can hear my neurons firing. But, if you can't get used to the lights, either tape them, or if you want to have some fun, and void your warrenty, cut the wires, though if you do this you might break something, sometimes the led is in the middle of a chain. If the leds have seats, like the power and reset leds in most boxen, just pull them. Or face the other way.

    1. Re:Get used to it? by Solder+Fumes · · Score: 1

      Right. Someone in college can't get to sleep?

      1. He doesn't have enough to do. I would be asleep moments after reaching any semi-horizontal position when I was in college.

      2. His dorm is too quiet. Dorms are full of noise sources, from bass pumping up from two floors down to roommates talking loudly in your very room. That shouldn't keep you from sleeping.

      3. Light? Bah. I would sleep with the full room lighting on, or at least a string of Christmas lights. You don't see a pulsing power LEDs when the room is already bright.

    2. Re:Get used to it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. He doesn't have enough to do. I would be asleep moments after reaching any semi-horizontal position when I was in college.

      That would explain why you didn't get laid then, wouldn't it?

  25. Lightweight by FlipmodePlaya · · Score: 1

    I remember an /. poll asking how many LEDs were on right then, or something, and a good percentage (myself included) answered 50+ (or whatever the highest option was, who wants to dig it up?). Two or three Apple products making light is nothing.

    1. Re:Lightweight by Reducer2001 · · Score: 1

      I remember an /. poll asking how many LEDs were on right then, or something, and a good percentage (myself included) answered 50+ (or whatever the highest option was, who wants to dig it up?). Two or three Apple products making light is nothing.
      Corporate America thanks you for your participation. Consume! Consume! Consume!

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  26. Black Sharpie marker by n1ywb · · Score: 5, Informative

    I've used a black Sharpie marker on LEDs before. It dims the LED and it's not very noticeable, a lot less ugly than duct tape or any kind of tape. Plus you can wash most of it off with rubbing alcohol if you ever want it bright again.

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    1. Re:Black Sharpie marker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did the same thing on a 3Com X-Jack WiFi card. The blinkenlight was really disturbing. After the marker treatment it was fine, and the card was even better looking (as if that matters...)

    2. Re:Black Sharpie marker by Jahf · · Score: 1

      Agreed ... on my first generation TiVo the red and green LEDs were bright enough to distract from watching the program (kind of self defeating). I used a sharpie to dim them ... still quite visible but never a distraction.

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    3. Re:Black Sharpie marker by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Dry erase...

      Wipes right off the LEDs with no solvent needed.

  27. Re:black duct tape by Sancho · · Score: 1, Funny

    Too bad those are illegal under the DMCA as an anticircumvention device....

  28. Seriously by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    " Short of actually unplugging all of my devices every day, is there any way to disable all of these LEDs so I can actually get some sleep?"

    Try a night-mask.

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    1. Re:Seriously by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Ferion [ferion.net]-- Like Master of Orion, only played against other people.

      See also: Amway.

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    2. Re:Seriously by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "See also: Amway."

      Nah.

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  29. two words by gnovos · · Score: 2

    duck tape

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  30. Captain Obvious to the rescue! by KingPrad · · Score: 1

    Mr. Silly Question Poster, meet Mr. Electrical Tape. and Mr. Duct Tape. and Mr. Sticky Note. and Mr. Ragged Piece of Paper Taped Over the LED. and Mr. Some Random Object Propped Up In Front of the Damn Thing.

    Is this a mental agility test where you name as many ways as you can in 60 seconds? This is not a difficult question. I mean, tape a gerbil down there. Set a crystal turning via a little motor and get some psychedelic room effects going. Set up mirrors to direct the lights to your roomate's side of the room.

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  31. Hope you're skilled by Enrico+Pulatzo · · Score: 1

    with a soldering iron. That's what I did to my PowerMac's white LED. Damn thing was WAY too bright, and I didn't like shutting down since bootup took too long (especially when I needed to shoot off multiple "I woke up late" emails :)

    It's rather like a vasectomy for a Mac, moreso since it's reversible.

    1. Re:Hope you're skilled by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 2, Funny

      You don't have to be that skilled. Heat up iron, poke at the LED. You don't even have to open the case.

      Heh.

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    2. Re:Hope you're skilled by DAldredge · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Mac mods on /. have just declared a fatwa against you.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatwa

  32. The final deaththows of Slashdot.... by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 4, Funny

    Q) How to darken LED's
    A) Black electrical tape
    Mod) +4 insightful
    Need I say more...

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    1. Re:The final deaththows of Slashdot.... by jebiester · · Score: 1

      Why? A cheap and easy solution was offered to the problem.

    2. Re:The final deaththows of Slashdot.... by optikSmoke · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, a *blazingly obvious* cheap and easy solution. Like, for example:

      Q) My feet hurt when I walk on pavement. What should I do?
      A) Wear shoes.

      Q) The sun is bright; how can I keep it from hurting my eyes?
      A) Try sunglasses.

      Q) I took the screws off the hinges of my door, and now it doesn't stay closed. How do I solve this dilemma?
      A) Screw the hinges back on.

      Q) Why I am so stupid?
      A) You might as well just kill yourself.

      And this is modded insightful?

    3. Re:The final deaththows of Slashdot.... by optikSmoke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      On second thought, I guess I'm complaining more about the fact that a question with such an obvious answer was even allowed on Ask Slashdot.

      Oh, wait.

      Nevermind.

      Ask Slashdot.

      Slashdot. Slashdot editors.

      My bad.

    4. Re:The final deaththows of Slashdot.... by stevey · · Score: 1

      Failing that:

      fucking google it!

    5. Re:The final deaththows of Slashdot.... by sconest · · Score: 1

      And this is modded insightful?

      We really need a "Bloody evident" moderation.

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    6. Re:The final deaththows of Slashdot.... by KilobyteKnight · · Score: 4, Funny

      We really need a "Bloody evident" moderation.

      Yes, and every comment that gets rated "Bloody evident" gets automatically submitted to the US Patent Office.

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    7. Re:The final deaththows of Slashdot.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And this is modded insightful?

      Wrong question.

      The right question is, "Why was a question with a blazingly obvious answer allowed by the editors?"

    8. Re:The final deaththows of Slashdot.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      We really need a "Bloody evident" moderation.
      Yes, and every comment that gets rated "Bloody evident" gets automatically submitted to the US Patent Office.
      <rubber stamp> Patent granted! </rubber stamp>
    9. Re:The final deaththows of Slashdot.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      throws?

    10. Re:The final deaththows of Slashdot.... by ptomblin · · Score: 1

      The first death throe of Slashdot is idiots who don't know how to spell throe.

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  33. Uh... by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...a little square of Black Electrical tape does fine.

    You can probably find a little patch of sticker in whatever color needed to match any device you want to block out.

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  34. close eyes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cheaper, more effective.

  35. Everyone has suggested taping the LEDS.... by growlydog · · Score: 3, Funny

    What about taping your eyelids? Less tape!

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    1. Re:Everyone has suggested taping the LEDS.... by jebiester · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Less eyelids too - once you remove the tape

    2. Re:Everyone has suggested taping the LEDS.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about tape wrapped tightly around the neck. It solves the immediate problem once you black out. And once you're dead, it prevent recurring stupid questions from appearing on Ask Slashdot.

  36. Heat it. by cgenman · · Score: 1

    If you don't want to go cutting into the LED's heat them until they die. Of course you could just wire in extra voltage until the LED's fail. Either way you're likely to damage your electronics in the process, and are better off just using black tape.

  37. step 1 by sexygirl.jpg.vbs · · Score: 0

    stop bragging. /me holds five-year-old ThinkPad and cries.

  38. Tape is good, Black Electrical Tape is not. by EvilJohn · · Score: 4, Informative

    Find a roll of Gaffer's Tape. Electrical Tape and Duct Tape both use heavy residue adhesive that can be a pain to remove from plastic. Try using some Gaffer's tape instead. It's far easier to clean up after.

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    1. Re:Tape is good, Black Electrical Tape is not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      use fresh semen to wipe off the residue of electrical or duct tape. but then you have to find something to wipe off the semen residue.

    2. Re:Tape is good, Black Electrical Tape is not. by mooreBS · · Score: 1

      If you're going to go the tape route find some high quality painters masking tape, gaffers leaves nasty residue that's worse than duct tape if left on for extended periods of time.

      I like the sharpie idea; it's transparent and easily reversible.

    3. Re:Tape is good, Black Electrical Tape is not. by ldspartan · · Score: 1

      How long is a long time? I've been doing amateur tech theatre for 7 or so years now and I've never noticed any residue from gaffers...

      Also, any particular brand show this effect?

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    4. Re:Tape is good, Black Electrical Tape is not. by DramaGeek · · Score: 2, Informative

      I work in a theater also, and from my experience it takes a few years for gaff to develop the residue. The adhesive separates into a real oily residue and a yellowish powder that flakes off. It still sticks, but just gets messy when you try to get it off. We still use it for everything, since we rarely need tape to stay on for years at a time. As for brand, we use Permacel. It might be a brand-thing, but probably not.

  39. Logitech - tone it down will ya?! by binaryspiral · · Score: 2, Funny

    The most offensive LED equipped product I own is a logitech 5.1 channel speaker system... the center channel speaker has a fricking blue laser beam aimed at my left eye.

    Gah! My EYE!

    1. Re:Logitech - tone it down will ya?! by atrader42 · · Score: 1

      Have you considered moving your head? Lasers tend to only focus over small areas :) ...or is it tracking the movement of your head? if that's the case, I suggest holding a mirror in front of your face until you smell the sucker smoking.

    2. Re:Logitech - tone it down will ya?! by binaryspiral · · Score: 1

      hahaha

      I just used electrical tape like everyone else does.

  40. project on source forge by cybergeak · · Score: 0, Troll

    i think its called, pull your head out of your ass and quit asking slashdot stupid fucking questions. what in gods name is wrong with you. they're LEDs, they're on when your shit is on, and they're off when your shit is off. did you honestly expect some mystical snmp solution to disable your lights because your too stupid to put some tape over them? or put all your blinding devices under a towel or in a drawer? jesus ask slashdots suck.

    1. Re:project on source forge by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 1

      One really had to wonder what the world is coming to. I mean, if the poster is really too stupid to figure this out him/herself, should they even be allowed to buy a router or use the internet?

      Maybe theres a market for Open Source Black Opaque Tape for Dufuses that are too Stupid to do the Obvious. I could get a piece of that action.

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    2. Re:project on source forge by default+luser · · Score: 1

      I think the submitter got confused. I believe he just wanted to comment on how common naked, ultra-bright LEDs have become in the last few years, just because it's the style.

      Think about all your LED indicators on devices in the 90s. In not one instance can I think of an indicator that was unfiltered, let alone overstated. Each LED had a plastic guide / filter that kept the light to background levels.

      Fast-forward to today, products try to catch your eye with flashy, bright LEDs everywhere. And it's not just "techie" things, hell, even the PS2 has an overstated blue LED you can see for half a mile.

      As I type this, I have an obvious example right here in front of me. I got a Mitsubishi DP 920 a few years ago, and it has a subdued, filtered green power LED. The 930SB (successor to the 920) that I got recently for my other machine has a glaring, naked green LED that bugs the hell out of me. So I ended up adding filtering equivilant to that which came with the 920...it just doesn't look as tasteful as the 920.

      Why do they do shit like this? It can't be to sell products...I'd say the majority of products sold in tech stores are NOT POWERED-UP when on display, so how the hell can flashy lights sell the suckers?

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    3. Re:project on source forge by jo42 · · Score: 1

      Finally. The only intelligent and relevant post on this topic. Yes, the issue at hand is that the LEDs they are putting into equipment these days are too frickin' bright - especially the blue ones.

      Visit a model/hobby shop and buy a small paint brush and black jar of paint. Paint over as much of the offending LED as you want covered over. If you really want it to look nice, paint a blue LED over with blue paint. This way it will still glow somewhat so that you can see it is on or not.

  41. Why would you want fewer?! by bersl2 · · Score: 1

    Send them all to me. If my roommate can put up with xscreensaver illuminating the room all night, a few LEDs wouldn't hurt any.

    1. Re:Why would you want fewer?! by xenocide2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      xscreensaver is cool, and the new RSS ports are even cooler, until you accidentally leave on the fireworks one with audio one night.... while the computer is plugged into your sound system instead of headphones. Yea... whoops.

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  42. Jesus H. Christ by limekiller4 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Worst. Story. On. Slashdot. EVER.

    Here you go, skippy. Get yourself some index cards. Cut off enough to cover twice the length they'll need to cover the LEDs. Fold in half. Now cut off a strip o duct tape and apply half of it to an edge of the paper. Tape just above LEDs.

    Now you have something that you can use to cover the LEDs at night by slipping out the bottom part of paper. During the day you can slip the edge of the index card up to hide it.

    What? Did you really think that someone was going to track down the arcane (if even possible) instructions on quieting your lights for a myriad of unrelated devices? Holy crap.

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  43. That's the wrong question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. and the answer to the question you REALLY wanted to ask is, drink a lot of coffee.

  44. Re:Rubbing Alcohol by Bastian · · Score: 1

    I discovered the hard way that certain plastics don't take well to being scrubbed with rubbing alcohol. I haven't figured out exactly which ones they are what with the not wanting to ugly-fy every tenth gadget I own. (Not that I own ten. Sigh.)

    That said, don't waste your money on rubbing alcohol. Everclear is cheaper. And it's not denatured, so it won't kill you as quickly should you have to resort to drinking it in a pinch.

  45. NOT Captain Obvious!! by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1
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  46. better solution in one word: by boisepunk · · Score: 2, Informative

    blindfold.

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  47. Re:Power Switch by Bastian · · Score: 1

    Cheaper. More effective.

  48. Best, most obvious answer by JeffHunt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How about turning all of that stuff off at night? Do you really need to use your laser printer while you're sleeping? It'll be quieter in your room, to boot!

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    1. Re:Best, most obvious answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the have one of those laser printers where the only way to turn them off is by pulling the plug. They spend about 1-5 Watts IIRC idling in some low power mode.

  49. Got to love the responses... by rusty0101 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    First of all we have the responses that say 'Do what you told us you don't want to do. Turn the stuff off."

    Next up are the 'Cover those lights with some sort of tape that will leave a residue that pretty much can't be washed off.' with variations such as 'use a black sharpy or other marker'

    Of course you have the other variations on this, such as the 'post-it' notes, or other obstructions directly attached to the device.

    Lastly you find the people advocating taking the equipment appart and (in most cases) desoldering the led's, or clipping their leads.

    So, Rusty0101, what kind of solution do you have?

    Regardless of whether the monitor you have is a flat panle LCD, plasma, or CRT, in most cases you don't need it on when you are trying to sleep, and if it isn't integrated into a computer you want left on 24x7, you can probably turn it off.

    For the equipment that you want placed up high, but don't want to see the lights from, get the rough dimmensions, then head to a dollar store, or possibly a household goods store, and pick up some opaque storage boxes to put them in. Plastic and cardboard are often opaque to light, but transparent to microwave frequencies, so your 802.11abg equipment should continue to run just fine. If you are concerned about heat, place a piece of black paper over the equipment and leave the box top off. Remember to lable the box so you know what's in it, and if there is room for other stuff as well.

    That nice bright light on the front of the laptop? While you are at the dollar store, pick up a plate holder. When you are done with the laptop for the day, and fold it up, set it in the plateholder so that the front led is facing down, (behind a book or something.) If you have a power book, or something with leds at the back of it instead, find (or get your craft inclined so to make) a laptop sleeve that you put your laptop in, and which wraps around any plugs that generate light.

    Base computers? If you assemble your own, you know how to disable the leds on the front. This doesn't help for those nice self lit cooling fans, but we'll get to that. Ok for those, get the dimensions of your pc, and make a wooden box with a light baffled slot at the top back of the box, open most of the bottom, and get a 9" fan fitted to that opening, drawing air from below. Filter this properly so you are not picking up all kinds of dirt. Make sure that the holes for cables is also light baffled, and can be accessed easily with the top of the box off. I personally recomend lining the insides of this box with egg separators to baffle the noise as well, but that's your business.

    Mice. Get or make a black box, just large enough to drop the mouse into, and just deep enough to hide the led. Replace your mouse with a trackball. Replace your mouse with a Wacom tablet, and do not leave the mouse thingie on the tablet. (usually this activates a 'sensor' led on the tablet which is otherwise off.)

    Printers: see monitors or base units. My own experience is that the Samsung ML-1750 turns all leds off when in sleep mode, which it automatically goes into about ten minutes after it is done printing. Ink jets have such a short expected lifetime these days, I am not opposed to covering the leds with something you can easily peel away to see what is happening when needed.

    If you are handy with tools, you might be able to make a roll top 'top' for your desk that would hide all of this for you on demand, and if you used light enough materials it would not cause signal degredation for things like wifi equipment.

    As a last option, if you have a closet, or can make a large enough storage cabinet for your dorm, get a 'long' kvm extension and only have the mouse, keyboard and monitor sitting on the desk, everything else tucked away. Just make sure that the closet does not get too hot, and do not throw dirty clothes and stuff on top of your electronics. So it isn't the best gaming option? So what. you are looking for a peaceful way to get some sleep.

    -Rusty

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    1. Re:Got to love the responses... by nlper · · Score: 1

      As a last option, if you have a closet, or can make a large enough storage cabinet for your dorm, get a 'long' kvm extension and only have the mouse, keyboard and monitor sitting on the desk, everything else tucked away. Just make sure that the closet does not get too hot, and do not throw dirty clothes and stuff on top of your electronics. So it isn't the best gaming option? So what. you are looking for a peaceful way to get some sleep.

      Geez, that's a lot of work. If this guy is so light sensative, why not just recommend he sleep in the closet to avoid those nasty photons? It works great for road noise too!

      Tyler

  50. For all of those who suggested tape... by JeffHunt · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's DUCT tape, not DUCK tape. Get it f***ing right! It's good for DUCTS, not DUCKS, you sniveling... you... um, you...

    Arg, I can't even finish this. That's how annoyed this makes me!

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    1. Re:For all of those who suggested tape... by atrader42 · · Score: 1
      It's good for DUCTS, not DUCKS, you sniveling... you... um, you...
      Umm...oops....Well, I guess if experience teaches anything, I guess it's that even a simple misunderstanding can lead to animal cruelty charges.
    2. Re:For all of those who suggested tape... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:For all of those who suggested tape... by morzel · · Score: 2, Informative
      Not necessarily.

      It's a brand name, c'ptain.... so anybody who mentions Duck Tape® is equally correct as the people who're talking about duct tape. Some even might argue that Duck Tape® is better, since most non-English speaking folks haven't got the faintest idea what a 'duct' is, but they do know what Duck Tape® (the brand) is and where they can find it in the hardware store.

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    4. Re:For all of those who suggested tape... by JeffHunt · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well people know what "Scotch Tape" and "Xacto Knives" are, but they came from the Scots and from a need for exact knives.

      JUST TRY AND PROVE ME WRONG!

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    5. Re:For all of those who suggested tape... by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      Um, duct tape isn't used on ducts because it doesn't stick to ducting (which if you have ever tried, you would know...) Instead, foil tape is used - the kind with the peel off backing. Ask any heating contractor.

      FYI, sparky, DUCK is a brand name of duct tape. Time to find something else to be annoyed at.

    6. Re:For all of those who suggested tape... by His+name+cannot+be+s · · Score: 5, Informative

      Unfortunatly for you, it's not DUCT tape it's DUCK tape.

      as in "WATER OFF A FUCKING DUCK'S BACK" because it's somewhat water resistant.

      see HERE :

      Is it Duct or Duck? We don't want you to be confused, so we will explain. The first name for Duct Tape was DUCK. During World War II the U.S. Military needed a waterproof tape to keep the moisture out of ammunition cases. So, they enlisted the Johnson and Johnson Permacel Division to manufacture the tape. Because it was waterproof, everyone referred to it as "duck" tape (like water off a duck's back). Military personnel discovered that the tape was good for lots more than keeping out water. They used it for Jeep repair, fixing stuff on their guns, strapping equipment to their clothing... the list is endless.

      After the War, the housing industry was booming and someone discovered that the tape was great for joining the heating and air conditioning duct work. So, the color was changed from army green to the silvery color we are familiar with today and people started to refer to it as "duct tape*." Therefore, either name is appropriate.

      I can't even finish this . That's how annoyed this makes me!

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    7. Re:For all of those who suggested tape... by jayayeem · · Score: 1

      Strangely, Duct tape is not all that good for ducts.

      http://ducts.lbl.gov/ducttape/

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    8. Re:For all of those who suggested tape... by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 1

      Funny, I always thought it was DUCK Tape.

      BTW: I found "interesting" images when I went to google images to look for Duck Tape

    9. Re:For all of those who suggested tape... by popeyethesailor · · Score: 1

      How much Ducts would a Duck tape if a Duck could tape Ducts ?

    10. Re:For all of those who suggested tape... by reclusivemonkey · · Score: 1

      Actually, DUCK tape came first...

    11. Re:For all of those who suggested tape... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Interesting"? But you left out the "&safe=off"!

    12. Re:For all of those who suggested tape... by morzel · · Score: 1
      JUST TRY AND PROVE ME WRONG!
      Scotch tape dit not come from real Scots... (not directly anyway)

      ;-)

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    13. Re:For all of those who suggested tape... by mkasun · · Score: 1

      Actually the military refers to it as Gun Tape.

    14. Re:For all of those who suggested tape... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duck Tape:

      http://www.duckproducts.com/

      'nuff said.

    15. Re:For all of those who suggested tape... by adolf · · Score: 1

      Er.

      It looks more like the following is the most absolutely true:

      If the tape is grey/silver, it is duct tape.

      If the tape is green/olive drab, it is duck tape.

      Hope this clears up any confusion.

    16. Re:For all of those who suggested tape... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More to the point:

      IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER!

      Get out in the fresh air a bit more, jeez!

    17. Re:For all of those who suggested tape... by TheUser0x58 · · Score: 1

      5, Informative? Come on, mods... did you even read the link? Just because one obscure website says one thing doesnt make it so. After all, Im not about to base an important decision about the speling of duct tape on a single website of questionable legitimacy...

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    18. Re:For all of those who suggested tape... by TheUser0x58 · · Score: 1

      If anything, maybe GP would qualify for a funny mod... didnt anybody notice it was a joke site?

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    19. Re:For all of those who suggested tape... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DUCT, DUCT, DUCT

      Get a life.

  51. business opportunity by ScrappyLaptop · · Score: 1

    1. Find college students that are annoyed by the toys they told daddy they "had to have" for school.
    2. ???
    3. PROFIT!!!

  52. I actually prefer velcro tape over electrical by millisa · · Score: 1

    Whenever I use electrical tape, it eventually peels off since it's only a little piece. That and it leaves a pretty gummy residue that takes a bit of goo gone to remove.

    I actually have started using velcro tape pieces. It doesn't show as much since its not reflective and just leaves a little fuzzy divot and when I've peeled it off after a year, it didn't leave any residue (it more just popped off like rubber feet do that are on a device for a long time).

    For that matter, spare rubber feet work pretty well too and usually don't leave residue (though I think they stand out a bit more).

  53. Hm... by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 5, Funny

    I see a lot of suggestions to use tape: electrical, duct, gaffer's, etc.

    I don't know what's the matter with you kids these days.

    When I was in college and being kept awake by the glow of all those vacuum tubes, I'd attack them relentlessly with a big can of black enamel spray paint. Sure, made it harder to identify which tube blew when stuff shut down. But you can generally tell by the temperature, if you hold the tip of your finger to the side of the tube. And a good spray of enamel keeps the light way down. Remember to turn the machine off before spraying, though, because most spray paints use a flammable propellant, and those tubes can get hot under heavy use.

    The tube machine, needless to say, was a huge improvement over the machine I had in my room the previous year. I set up a web server on my Burroughs Mark II. That machine didn't have any lights of any sort, but the fuckin' racket the relays would make! Especially when someone tried to download some ASCII porn, and it used ever one of the memory cells in the 4kb array. If you haven't heard 4096 relays clattering at once, you don't know what noise is!

    (and if you actually believe any of this, you kids are worse off today than even a old curmudgeon like me can imagine)

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    1. Re:Hm... by Tore+S+B · · Score: 1

      Hehe, but you are mistaken!!

      Being the retrogeek I am, I feel obliged to point out that there never was a Burroughs Mark II. However, I am going to assume that you are referring to the Harvard Mark II, designed by Aiken. Its memory was actually not relay-based, but it was mercury-delay-line-based (Sound was passed through a tube of mercury, and looped back).

      Oh, and by the friggin' way. I know what noise is. I have a model 33 in my room without the cover on.

      That, my friend, is noise.

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      toresbe
    2. Re:Hm... by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 1
      Being the retrogeek I am, I feel obliged to point out that there never was a Burroughs Mark II.

      I know.

      However, I am going to assume that you are referring to the Harvard Mark II...

      Actually, I was just making it all up. The oldest machine I've actually used in person was a PDP-11.

      My old man had a machine with delay-line memory, but it wasn't at the house and I wasn't allowed to touch it :) I don't recall the make / model. It had 12-bit words, with, if I recall correctly, 15 panel switches for data entry: bits 0-11, clear, store, and jump/run. There may have been a halt switch or some others, it's all sort of hazy. I do remember that the jump/run switch was right next to the clear switch, and on more than one occasion I'd hear cursing as memory got blanked instead of a program run. But this was all a long time ago, so I may have that wrong too.

      I have a model 33 in my room...

      Glock model 33? They're only noisy for brief periods of time. Oh, perhaps you mean Teletype Corp ASR33? Man, we had one of those in our machine room, and, yeah, they could create quite a racket. I hope you don't try to sleep in there!

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    3. Re:Hm... by Tore+S+B · · Score: 1

      Oh, perhaps you mean Teletype Corp ASR33? Man, we had one of those in our machine room, and, yeah, they could create quite a racket. I hope you don't try to sleep in there!

      Heh, well, It's a KSR33 (No punch/reader at the side). And no, I do not attempt to leave it on while sleeping. But it would not create a significant noise problem, as I already have several workstations heating up my room. I actually find the hum (not disk-whine, but fan-whoosh) quite soothing. :)

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  54. It is not our fault... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 2, Informative

    ... if this guy does not want to do the obvious: turn the damned stuff off.

    Sometimes you may want to do something stupid, that does not mean other people should aid you in your pursuit of stupidity.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
    1. Re:It is not our fault... by rusty0101 · · Score: 1

      friends and I happen to like rock climbing. It's a sport with a lot of potential hazards. I know that I don't have to climb rocks, and if I don't do that I will probably be at a lot lower risk of getting hurt.

      If I say that, then ask if anyone has found some safer ways of climbing rocks, I will just think you are a blow hard if the only thing you recomend is "don't climb rocks." I have already agreed with you that it would be safer. I have also indicated that I don't consider the response you give as being in any way helpful.

      Likewise if someone is looking for a way to cut down the light polution in his room, and he has already considered turning everything off, and decided that that solution is not workable, telling him to 'turn everything off' in a public forum is simply telling the world that you don't care that he has already considered that solution and decided it was not viable. In other words you are not offering a new solution.

      Now, if you were to itemize the list of items he is talking about, provide some estimate of the power they are drawing, calculate the related cost, and explain that such a cost is affecting his tuition, or rent, or even is a significant part of his monthly electric bill, and show that in many cases he very likely is using less than 20% of that expense directly, demonstrate that his hardware will last longer, and be more reliable, you might get a reasonable reaction from people like me who would happen to agree. What you won't get is a 'What you can't read TFQ?' response.

      -Rusty

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    2. Re:It is not our fault... by travail_jgd · · Score: 1

      Sometimes the "obvious" solution isn't.

      Even when shut down, my PC's keyboard LEDs are still illuminated. My optical mouse continues to emit light (which increases if it gets bumped). The various LEDs on the NIC are still illuminated, and flashing if there's a signal.

      This isn't "sleep" or "standby" mode -- this is the normal "shut down" mode I'm talking about. The only way to really shut it down is turn it off and then cut power.

  55. When I was at University... by EvilNutSack · · Score: 2, Funny

    We didn't have time for sleep! Get back into that deathmatch private and let me hear your war cry! AAAARRGGHH!!!

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  56. Answer is bloody obvious by Celt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well it is...
    Cover lights in tape
    or
    open device, disconnect lights

    Why is /. posting a question that a 10 year old could answer, even a 5 year old might suggest the tape as a idea.

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    1. Re:Answer is bloody obvious by snake_dad · · Score: 1

      No kidding. Even my 3yo routinely disables LEDs by poking at them with pens or sticks :)

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  57. Re:Rubbing Alcohol by dtfinch · · Score: 1

    Try salt water. It'll fix the blinking LED problem too.

  58. Two words... by BrianRaker · · Score: 1

    Duct tape. It worked for MacGyver, it'll work for you.

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  59. Boiling down your options... by Yaztromo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here are your options, in a nutshell:

    • Remove power to the devices in some manner,
    • Remove/disable all the LEDs,
    • Shield the LEDs,
    • Shield your eyes.

    That's it, unless you can find a way to install some form of ultra-massive gravity in your dorm room that causes all light to bend towards it (and away from your eyes), although on second thought this would probably destroy all your stuff in the process.

    Yaz.

    1. Re:Boiling down your options... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or lick your own cunt! Hahahahahaha; you. U. (Yo.)

  60. How would MacGyver do it? by Trikenstein · · Score: 5, Funny
    First he'd gather supply's / components!

    And you know he's racing the clock!

    He looks at the LED timer counting down!

    EL EEEE DEEE's!

    Rush to the pile of refuse that is always there!

    Rumage thru it!

    Find prizes of sheet of 100 mil opaic plastic, 2 pieces of conduit and / or rigid plumbing pipe, one of which will slide freely within the other, also one end cap that perfectly fits the larger pipe!

    Rush to work bench that is always there!

    Find hammer, diagonal cutters and a square heavy piece of steel that will function as an anvil!

    Rush to wall where compressed gas that are always there!

    Its either acetylene, oxygen or nitrous, doesn't really matter which!

    Gather all materials in center of room!

    Rip button off shirt!

    Use hammer and square piece of steel to grind button into powder!

    Put endcap on larger diameter pipe!

    Put smaller diamete pipe inside larger diameter pipe!

    Scrape ground up button into pipes!

    Look around and realize there's something missing!

    Rush to pile of refuse again and rummage for a rag!

    Spread sheet of plastic on ground!

    Fill pipe inside of pipe with gas from cylinders!

    Look at EL EEE DEEE timer!

    Time's almost up!

    Reach in pants pocket and take out Swiss Army Knife! (the model with the cross)

    Set Swiss Army Knife on sheet of plastic!

    Look at EL EEE DEEE timer!

    Time's all but gone!

    Reach in other pant's pocket!

    Take out wad of duct tape!

    Look at EL EEE DEEE timer!

    We're into single digits!

    Rip off piece of duct tape!

    Rush to EL EEE DEEE timer!

    Cover EL EEE DEEE's with duct tape!

    Problem Solved!

    /cue MacGyver music

    1. Re:How would MacGyver do it? by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

      I was difficult, but not impossible, to sing this to the tune of the "Irish Drinking Song" song from Whose Line.

    2. Re:How would MacGyver do it? by Trikenstein · · Score: 1

      Oh Your just saying that flatterer

  61. Re:Better yet by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

    Gouge out your eyes. It's the only real long-term solution.

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  62. Very fat hamsters by Trikenstein · · Score: 5, Funny
    Get a very fat hamster for each device.

    Set a very fat hamster next to each device, positioning the very fat hamsters between you and the devices.

    Very fat hamsters work cheap.

    Very fat hamsters are glad to get the work.

    There are 2 potential problems when working with very fat hamsters.

    1) You have to keep very fat hamsters seperated or they will form a very fat hamster union.

    2) Very fat hamster crap.

    Oh, one other thing.

    You have to position your very fat hamsters close to the light source.

    If you position your very fat hamsters too far from the light source they will cast very fat hamster shadows on your dorm room wall.

    This has the potential of scaring the crap out of your college boy self.

    *This message brought to you by the Very Fat Hamsters of America Foundation*
    *Where our motto is "We don't move"
    "At All"*

    1. Re:Very fat hamsters by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      *snork*

      now I have to clean my monitor

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      Designer, Gamer, Macgrrl in an XP World
    2. Re:Very fat hamsters by Trikenstein · · Score: 1
      "Snork!"

      "The monitor cleaning fluid of discriminating monitor cleaners!"

  63. blue-tack by preposterity · · Score: 1

    Or u-tack, or whatever that bubblegum-like fluid is called. The only LED I have to worry about is the green LED on my monitor.

    I don't know why manufacturers put them there. Why would I want an LED to distract me?

  64. Power tools by asgeirn · · Score: 1

    You might want to try this, or if that's to puny you might try this.

    This might void your warranty, though...

  65. Not a cheap solution but... by el_gibler · · Score: 0

    ..just get a really large girlfriend ;)

  66. Bluetak by jago25_98 · · Score: 1

    Bluetak; used for everything from McGyver repairs to posters.

    1. Re:Bluetak by MrPeach · · Score: 1

      Wow, a worthwhile response!

      Yes, Bluetak doesn't leave (much) residue.

      Another suggestion is to buy a pad of small rubber feet, the kind you use for project boxes etc. The glue on those is like rubber cement and can be easily removed if it doesn't stick to the rubber. Guaranteed the light won't penetrate 1/4 inch of rubber.

  67. GAFFER TAPE! by webgit · · Score: 1

    it can be used for absolutely everything!

  68. Electrical tape: more than just light attenuation! by dougmc · · Score: 1
    If your roommates are anything like my kids (1 and 3 years old), they'll push any buttons and lights and such that they see on your computer, doing things like turning it off, resetting it, opening the CD tray (which they'll then break), etc.

    Electrical tape (duct tape works nicely too) over the buttons can help obfuscate their existence, saving both your data and cup holder^H^H^H^H^H^H^H ^H^H^HCD tray, and yet since YOU know where the buttons are, you can still push them through the tape.

    At least until the kids/roommates realize how easy the tape is to pull off, or that their cheetos will fit nicely into the floppy slot ...

  69. Blanket, Change rooms, etc by codeboost · · Score: 1

    1. Use a dark blanket to cover your equipment. Cheap an effective.
    2. I would recomment sleeping in another room too, in case you leave your computers running 24.7 this also helps get rid of the noise.
    2.1 If you have only one room, you can hang a dark blanket from the ceiling and separate your bed from the work place.
    3. Use a complicated combination of mirrors to reflect the led lights to the window - this will create an interesting, isoteric view from the outside. Could help attract chicks too.
    4. Use a large hammer to damage yor equipment or yourself. Blame your psychotic behaviour on the LEDs when the psychiatrist asks.
    5. Move to another country, start a family, have children and forget about this problem forever.

  70. Two words by jonadab · · Score: 1

    Black paint.

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  71. Make a fort by blogan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In college, I had the bottom bunk, so I just hung blankets from the bunk and had a place to sleep that was darker than you could imagine. My roommate could still have the lights on and it didn't affect me.

    1. Re:Make a fort by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1
      In college, I had the bottom bunk, so I just hung blankets from the bunk and had a place to sleep that was darker than you could imagine. My roommate could still have the lights on and it didn't affect me.
      This was modded funny, but it's right on. I saw this done by several people I knew in college. Sleeping patterns of two roommates frequently don't line up, so getting sleep when you want it is hard. The blanket thing is so easy (if you have bunk beds) and works great.
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  72. Blue Painter's Tape... by jbarr · · Score: 1

    I put Blue Painter's Tape over the blue searing, eye-blinding, Power LED on my ReplayTV 5040 box. It didn't "block out" the light completely, but it softened it enough that it's no longer annoying.

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    My mom always said, "Jim, you're 1 in a million." Given the current population, there are 7000 of me. God help us all!
  73. electricity price by FuraxCerebro · · Score: 1

    I must agree with this guy, all the leds are useless and cost a buch of [dollars|dollard|pesos|pound] in your electricity bill. If you include the led of the tv, vcr, tuner, dvd player, coffee maker, microware, the dog and the cat, and all the alien living in my house... Anyway, with the sound made by the cpu (read the fan) in all my computer, I really don't need a led to tell me that the computer is open and I don't talk about the tv which have a led to tell me that the tv is close... ** Sorry for the bad english...

    1. Re:electricity price by Igmuth · · Score: 1

      Though I really doubt that the power draw of the LED on the computer case really contributes that much to your power bill, as compared to say, the computer it's self.

  74. Jeebus Christ by LouCifer · · Score: 0

    Ever think of using electrical tape? Is it really that hard to come up with a solution that doesn't PERMANENTLY disable the LEDs?

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    Religion is for people afraid of going to hell.
  75. Dissolved? by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    so may some equipment.

  76. Here's something more original by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

    Place a curtain divider between your bed and your computer area. Place it on a rail like a shower curtain so you can open/close it. The ladies will love it to.

  77. Use gaffer's tape instead. by Myself · · Score: 1

    I was introduced to gaffer's tape by a theater geek. This stuff makes ordinary tape look like tissue paper. It's stronger than duct tape, sticks better to coarse surfaces, handles temperature and moisture well, peels off cleanly, and it's normally found in a matte black cloth color. It's also expensive, $10 for a big roll is about normal.

    Trimming electrical tape with scissors is trivial, to fit the exact shape of the LED you're covering. Until I unplugged the bulb, it was the only thing keeping me sane when my car's "passenger seat belt" light would blink constantly -- because I had a book on the seat and it thought 14 ounces was enough to count as a passenger.

    Lighter fluid tends to do unpredictable things on various surfaces. I've found that De-Solv-It citrus adhesive remover works miracles, and it doesn't even irritate the skin.

    1. Re:Use gaffer's tape instead. by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      I was introduced to gaffer's tape by a theater geek. This stuff makes ordinary tape look like tissue paper.

      Yep, gaff tape is what duct tape was supposed to be. It tears easily cross-wise but is quite durable, sticks strongly but doesn't leave a residue behind.

      I've found that De-Solv-It citrus adhesive remover works miracles, and it doesn't even irritate the skin.

      Citrus degreasers will eat some plastics. Use in low concentrtion and follow with a water-dampened cloth to remove any traces, though, and you're pretty safe.

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    2. Re:Use gaffer's tape instead. by Prior+Restraint · · Score: 1

      Until I unplugged the bulb, it was the only thing keeping me sane when my car's "passenger seat belt" light would blink constantly -- because I had a book on the seat and it thought 14 ounces was enough to count as a passenger.

      Just keep the belt latched at all times.

  78. tea towels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no really

  79. Use the DarkBulb by ForteTuba · · Score: 2

    Low tech solutions like electrical tape are fine, but the original poster is looking for something a bit more sophisticated. Originally appearing in the Journal of Irreproducible Results, and reprinted here, the DarkBulb may be just the ticket.

  80. Re:Black Electric Tape, mod parent up by tr33limbz · · Score: 1

    hahhahahaha. this should be modded "funniest post ever to a ridiculously stupid ask /. question."

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    -end of post.
  81. Low Tech solution from my father by acousticiris · · Score: 1

    ...My father's inability to program the time on his new VCR he purchased in 1991 resulted in a very excellent low tech solution.

    He took a couple of pieces of black electrical tape, cut them into equal sizes, and affixed them to the front of the VCR. It was just enough to complete cover the blinking 12:00...12:00...12:00...12:00.

    It's almost art now...so I don't have the heart to set the time for him.

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    "Nietzsche is dead!" - God
  82. Lighter fluid??? by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Funny
    Oh, and solving the "black tape electrical goo" problem mentioned in the parent post isn't that hard, it dissolves pretty well in lighter fluid.


    Yeah, 'cause once you've got the goo from the tape on your expensive electronics you're certainly gonna wanna douse it all in lighter fluid.

    I suggest leaving it plugged in and turned on while you're applying the lighter fluid. Send us pictures. =)

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  83. Re:The final deaththrows of Slashdot.... by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 1

    Obvious, insightful and recursive all at once...

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  84. Beeps, not lights, annoy me. by a24061 · · Score: 1
    I don't have this problem but I am sympathetic as if I had had in my dorm room as much junk as I now have in my house....

    But what really annoys me is unnecessary beeping from appliances. For example, my microwave has an LED display but beeps every time I press a button. My digital kitchen timer does the same. Etc. I appreciate that the audio-feedback is useful to people with low vision, but I just wish the manufacturers would put a "quiet" switch on the back, so that (for example) microwave and timer beep only when the time runs out, not while setting the time.

  85. Re: Mice: by Havokmon · · Score: 1
    Mice. Get or make a black box, just large enough to drop the mouse into, and just deep enough to hide the led. Replace your mouse with a trackball. Replace your mouse with a Wacom tablet, and do not leave the mouse thingie on the tablet. (usually this activates a 'sensor' led on the tablet which is otherwise off.)

    If it's a USB mouse - unplug it. It'll just work when you plug it back in.

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  86. You're approaching this from the wrong angle. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone here is proposing technical solutions which are completely unecessary. You see, the poster shares a dorm with a number of other people and owns a lot of Apple hardware.

    The simple solution is for him to whine on and on about how fucking great his fucking Powerbook and his fucking Aiport are to all his new friends (he is an Apple owner so this will happen anyway).

    After a few hours or days of his shit, one of them will snap, pick up the aforementioned Powerbook and either :

    a) Batter him around the head with it hard enough to cause permanent loss of vision.

    or

    b) Stick it so far up his ass that the pulsating glow will become completely invisible.

    Problem solved!

  87. Don't wipe coated plastics with lighter fluid! by Medievalist · · Score: 2, Funny
    Oh, and solving the "black tape electrical goo" problem mentioned in the parent post isn't that hard, it dissolves pretty well in lighter fluid.
    As will many plastics, paints, and coatings. Use WD-40 instead, it's not quite so destructive on the appliances.

    Um, spray WD-40 on a rag and wipe with the rag, don't spray it directly on your toys (I didn't think I'd have to mention that, but then I remembered the original question).
  88. Simpler answer. by Medievalist · · Score: 1
    Short of actually unplugging all of my devices every day, is there any way to disable all of these LEDs so I can actually get some sleep?"
    No. Commit suicide immediately.
  89. Wikipedia disagrees by Pentagram · · Score: 2, Informative
    1. Re:Wikipedia disagrees by CGP314 · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia disagrees.

      Not for long...

      ::clicks edit button::

  90. Modifying the structure to make this work by Harodotus · · Score: 1

    Instead of whining about the quality of his question, making bad jokes and suggesting poor workarounds like covering the LEDs with duct tape, we should fix the problem. This is Slashdot dammit, where supposedly we have the collective expertise try to make stuff better.

    Therefore I thought the only correct solution was, regardless of the time/effort it takes, to re-engineer the devices to meet his fairly reasonable objection to their poor designs. Maybe a general solution could be suggested to overly bright LEDs in general.

    I think that some the requirements of such a solution should be:
    -Varies the intensity of LEDs in existing hardware from full-on to dim to off
    -Does not interfere with the functionality of the device being modified, retaining the intended diagnostic and current status functionality when desired without further modification.
    -Works with all existing hardware that have LEDs.
    -Is low profile enough to fit in small places like inside power supplies and between existing circuit boards and the hole in the case where the LED protrudes.
    -Skill required and costs should not be a factor unless they are extremely excessive.
    -It must have an attractive appearance. Ideally the devices should appear almost as good as when they came from the manufacturer.

    Desirable requirements include:
    -Light sensitivity to automatically detect when the room is darkened and dim/disable the LEDs as required.
    -Centralized control so that one manual action disables all the LEDs on all devices
    -A programmable interface to a computer (both Linux and windows support) for this centralized control so it can be scheduled by cron jobs, activated by a command line and/or controlled remotely by a web/PHP interface, such interface should have hooks to enable 3rd party Open-source programmers to write control systems and integrate it with whatever program they are working on.

    While hardware engineering and case mods is not normally my thing, I have a couple of ideas on how to achieve these requirements.

    Here are some ideas to get us started (I'm brainstorming here, so don't ding me to badly for not meeting all my requirements):

    -We could solder a resistor inline to the led to dim it in a fixed manner.
    -We could replace the LEDs with dimmer ones
    -We could insert a small circuit board with a relay to turn on/off the LEDs.
    -We could use a 3-position switch/relay to get the 3 states of on/dim/off
    -We could control this relay with an infrared sensor that only activates when it sees specific pulses.
    -We could wire a bright IR Led that sends those coded signals to a USB adapter and plug it into a computer and write an open-source control API using some portable language like Java that would be platform agnostic (or just write drivers for both OSes). Source Forge would be a good place for this.

    -Alternative solutions for centralized control are probably to be found in the x.25 home control system areas
    -More expensive control systems are probably to be find using bluetooth and/or WiFi and/or robotics (it turns your devices LEDs off for you).

    Any further thoughts, or am I taking this question way too seriously?

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    Its not users who are broken, it's systems not taking account their likely behaviour and fixing it technically.
  91. It's death throes, assclown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's death throes, you arrogant assclown.

  92. Tape. by andyh1978 · · Score: 1

    Tape.

  93. Ever heard of Bestine? by Rex+Code · · Score: 2, Informative

    Oh, and solving the "black tape electrical goo" problem mentioned in the parent post isn't that hard, it dissolves pretty well in lighter fluid.

    The best product for dissolving glues or other adhesives without damaging plastics is this stuff called Bestine, which I believe is actually hexane. It's sold in art supply shops as a thinner for rubber cement.

    Gotta be careful with it as it's highly flammable, but there's nothing else like it. Wipes away stuff that would otherwise be a major pain in the ass to remove like it's not even there.

    1. Re:Ever heard of Bestine? by P-Nuts · · Score: 1
      The best product for dissolving glues or other adhesives without damaging plastics is this stuff called Bestine, which I believe is actually hexane. It's sold in art supply shops as a thinner for rubber cement.

      Bestine eh? I wonder if that would be useful for removing glue gunk from cables. My predecessor at work was very organized, and stuck masking tape labels on to most of the BNC/coax cables to say where the other end goes. Unfortunately, over a few years, the masking tape glue reacts in some way with the insulation of the cable, making a gunky mess.

      By the way, my solution for BNC cables these days is zip ties with a little panel on them that can be written on with a marker pen. For the collection of cables I have for making temporary connections, I just make up cables with a variety of differently coloured stain relief thingies.

      Well, that was way way off-topic, but never mind...

  94. Re:unplugging devices...with a power strip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, $5! That's got to be almost half a dinner!

  95. Not Tape by Ryosen · · Score: 1

    It saddens me that, for a site filled to the rafters with geeks, not one person suggested installing a micro-switch in to the back of the laptop case (or similar) and running the led circuit through the switch. If you get a multi-pod controller, you can effectively run all of your LED circuits through the switch and disable them with a single toggle. If you were so inclined, you could go really nuts and program a small IC controller. Nothing that you couldn't find at your local Radio Shack.

    Back in the days of good ol' DOS, I used to SysOp a BBS. The chat feature would cause the PC's speaker to beep evey time a new message was posted to me. Normally, this was desirable as it wouldn't require me to constantly stare at the screen while waiting for a new message. My girlfriend, however, did not appreciate this feature, especially when she was on the phone with me -- an ordeal that could sometimes last for hours. So I fixed it. Remember that oh-so-useful "turbo" button that was real popular with 486s? I disconnected it and ran the speaker wires through the turbo button. Now, I could easily toggle the speaker and the g/f wouldn't know as there was no obvious modification made to the exterior of the case. [/amusing anecdote]

    These days, I apply my junior electrician skills to my 3-year old's toys. Seems that her grandparents delight in giving her electronic toys that have no volume or on/off switches.

    The moral: Never be afraid to open the box.

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  96. try this by leperkuhn · · Score: 1
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  97. semtex by sigxcpu · · Score: 1

    What the pros use to turn the lights off (TM)

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  98. No, masking tape! by ElForesto · · Score: 1

    Masking tape blocks out the vast majority of the light, but you can still see the indicator underneath. It's worked wonders for blocking out the lights on my keyboard, speakers and case. I seem to recall some tech theatre guys in high school who showed me that trick.

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  99. Build a cubicle by cubicleman · · Score: 1

    Get some cardboard or plywood (covering it in fabric is optional), and build a cube to surround your computer, etc and separate it from the rest of the room.. Arrange it such that one of the cube walls faces your bed so you won't see the light within.

  100. Glorious glow of a hundred LEDs by kobotronic · · Score: 1

    Learn to live with it. We'll almost certainly only see more lights from future devices and gadgets. Besides indicating the standby state of a device, they'll become distinct, decorative features, integral to the industrial design.

    Soon OLEDs will change the way our devices look to the point where a display or indicator need not be a point source or a recessed rectangle but instead detailed, luminescent, fludily animated color graphics that can be made to appear to emit from the very surface of the devices.

    These types of designs will be blue LEDs of the late 00's and one can only shudder at the thought of the types of designs gamers and nerds would apply to their already vividly glowing PCs.

    At night my entire apartment is softly aglow in many soft pastels at least twenty, sometimes thirty LEDs blinking, pulsing or glowing steady. I like that I don't need to turn on bright light to find my way to the bathroom at night. Only once has the light bothered me, so I put on a pair of sleep shades I kept from a Virgin Atlantic flight.

  101. interesting... by ldspartan · · Score: 1

    That's interested. I rarely run into tape that old, but I can think of one where their likely is some, I'll have to go check it out. I'm also a big fan of Permacel.

    What do you do, theatrically? I'm in school, running the amateur theatre group at rpi.edu, and having a lot of fun with it.

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  102. Learn to Use a Soldering Iron You Tool! by hivbus · · Score: 1

    1. Open up various components 2. Heat up soldering iron 3. Desolder LEDs 4. Solder a small wire/paperclip connecting the points the LEDs were previously connected 5. No more light from LEDs, ever again.

  103. You could always do this... by andrebsd · · Score: 1

    Make a system like I did so with the push of a button your stuff "disapears" behind the desk.

    http://home.att.net/~andrebsd/desk.jpg thats the whole motor contraption to get my monitor to "disapear" when i dont want to see it...

    http://home.att.net/~andrebsd/desk.wmv is a video of it actualy working (sorry for the wmv, but my webcam is cheap and dies with most software & it seems as though slashdot wont let me link to the second link [probily to close to the other one])

    Incase your wondering, yes that is a garage door opener... so if you just make the panels that hold the stuff bigger, you can make more sutff "disapear" when you dont want it.

  104. Try by este · · Score: 1

    Black nail polish. You can very neatly cover the LED and 2 coats will usually block all the light out.

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  105. Translucent monitor feet? by JeFurry · · Score: 1

    Some of the small plastic feet you can get for sticking to the bases of monitors and other heavy objects (often made of low-friction materials such as PTFE) are about 2-3mm thick, 6-10mm in diameter, and translucent.

    While this won't completely hide the light, thus diminishing its functionality, sticking one of them over the LED will diffuse its light through the translucent material, thus making the light source unfocussed and less likely to dazzle/wake you at night.

    Also, during the day, the entire "foot" glows the colour of the LED, which is raised above the surface of the machine. If you've ever had the design-flaw situation of a tower case on the floor by your feet with LEDs you can't actually see from your seated position, this helps immensely - the raised plastic bump is far more visible and glows an even colour quite clearly, even in medium-bright light.

    I've even convinced a design-guru Mac person to use this, and he agreed it solved his DVD-distraction problem while not spoiling the modern, clean look of his Apple hardware.

    I can't quote a reliable source, unfortunately, but I *think* I found them somewhere in a DIY store such as Homebase or B&Q (both UK) somewhere in the woodwork section.

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  106. Yes. by Raven42rac · · Score: 1

    The perfect solution, sleep facing the wall.

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  107. Duct tape by Dark$ide · · Score: 1

    Since duct tape is the universal cure for everything, some carefully placed strips should fix this problem.

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  108. Re:Slightly OT by adolf · · Score: 1

    You're new here, aren't you?

  109. Re:unplugging devices...with a power strip by P-Nuts · · Score: 1
    ou should really consider connecting everything to a power strip, and then shuting everything down ever night.

    Then you actually do need the duct tape top cover the <blink>12:00</blink>

  110. Sorry, but you're WRONG by Compulawyer · · Score: 1
    As everyone in Lorain County, Ohio knows, it is "duck tape" - manufactured by Manco (Henkel Consumer Adhesives) in Avon, Ohio. As seen at the prestigious IG Nobel Awards.

    I also kid you not, but there is even an annual (as of this year) Duck Tape festival. It was the same weekend as Father's Day. Conspiracy Thoerists: Coincidence? I think not!

    Hey, what do you want from a place 20 minutes west of Cleveland? It's not like there is a hell of a lot to do in the city ...

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  111. learn to live with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I spent 2 years in Alaska, and I learned to sleep even when it is light outside. I had roommates that spent hours trying to block out all light (even fixing all the pin-holes) using black out blinds. I thought it was very depressing to always be in the dark (ooops my non-geeky side is showing). Anyways why go to all the trouble? Are you that anally retentive? I always hated people that complained about silly stuff like that. The term light polution is crap, you are the master of yourself.

  112. Nail polish or model paint. by scorp1us · · Score: 1

    They are both opaque, and you can get nail polish in some nice irridecent colors these days...

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  113. White noise generator by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    Do a google search for "whitenoise" - somewhere within the first three pages should be a page for a Linux app that generates white noise.

    If you can't find it, email me and I can send you the source. Been using it ever since having a noisy housemate and thin walls.

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  114. This is what you do: by holderofthering · · Score: 1

    If you feel to much like a well-fare college student (you ARE GOING TO COLLEGE RIGHT?) , and you feel retarted using the black electrical tape ( i know i would), then just get ye'old screwdriver out.

    (btw, wouldn't the electrical tape be a fire hazard, or is that the whole point of it being electrical tape?)

    Get your screwdriver out, and open up assoretd devices. Now just unhook the led's, you can even just cut them off. See if it runs, if not, you can always just tie the new loose ends. i know i got my clock radio to work without any screen, or buzzer.

  115. an eyemask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get one of those frilly eyemasks old ladies wear in movies. Look for one with lots of lace around the edges to help cut down on any light shining through the sides. God damn that was a dumb ass question!

  116. replace the led by IR leds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a reason those leds are ther, DEBUGGING !
    So , what i sugest is, replacing the leds by infrared leds :)
    That way you can stil 'detect' wheter they're blinking.

  117. Easiest Solution by PKPerson · · Score: 1

    Its cheap, Its relativley easy It doesent leave gunk behind when you remove it It doesent involve puting tape on your eyelids And you can leave all of your stuff on: SHUT YOUR EYELIDS!!! (turn the other way if this is too hard)

  118. Black Nail Polish? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Black nail polish. You can very neatly cover the LED and 2 coats will usually block all the light out.

    That's okay, but where do you get the polish?

    You have to go into a shop, and they might mistake you for a goth if you ask for black nail polish. I solved this problem by dressing up like Doctor Frankenfurter from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. This ensured I was not mistaken for a goth, and avoided any embarassment.

  119. This side of the Atlantic by newandyh-r · · Score: 1

    It's Gaffa tape :-)

  120. Re:unplugging devices...with a power strip by enigmathegreat · · Score: 1

    That's more like 25 dinners, if all you eat is ramen...