Seriously, no one gives a shit. Just keep that free video flowing and keep this Idiocracy rollin' and no one will care whether they have to surf to youtube.com, hulu.com, goatse.cx, iamafaggotassbitch.com, or whatever. Free everything is the way of the future. Can't you all see that we're headed for a Star Trek economy, where money is obsolete? God bless Obongo!
John Lennon never did sing,
"Imagine there is no money.
Its easy if you do.
No more long term debt above us.
No more bitting off more than you can chew."
What about when the U.S. government blasts rock music at prisoners or at the likes of old friends like Manuel Noriega.
i quote wikipedia,
"He (Noriega) was discovered to be in the Apostolic Nunciature, the Holy See's embassy in Panama. During the resulting stand-off, U.S. forces bombarded the embassy with loud music played through boomboxes."
Are there special rates for torture?
What if the employees don't have very good hearing, Is the woman going to be charged for the high, or low notes that many of her elderly employees can not hear?
If this were true,
then would second hand smoke do a better job
at lowering your chances for brain related diseases.
is sugar as deadly as anger
or depression, or a poor child hood
or a broken hip or poverty or a wife from hell,
or loosing a child
or being in jail,
or some other noisy bent over situation?
in three hundred age shortened months i'll be 80.
shouldn't i dance with the lady i came in with?
how many new tricks do i have to learn?
from the/. story above this one (listed in todays email notice) -- Or, if you were underage and from Nigereia, you could fire up your OLPC laptop and surf frantically for porn.
Every cumshot makes me feel more and more like Mr. Jones.
Is there such a thing as a cumshot filter? Would it be easy to make one?
(for macintosh too)? Ill pay a few bucks for one. Send the rest to Nigerea?
Legalize All drugs for All people (18 years and older)
and let the chips fall where they may.
What are we afraid of here?
That a "hotdog will make her loose control"?
perhaps we would be able to respond able to threats from space more quickly.
perhaps their is a ton of money to be made.
perhaps there are some large scale public works projects we could do up there to help little people down below.
i have a hunch it will work out . trust me
The sun is a battery of sorts.
Like the rest of its ilk it will surely fall 20% short of its advertised shelf life.
Then, if we havent yet drowned in a sea of battery poison, it will toss us out.
Even if you didn't act shamefully you could still be mortified by seeing the banal facts of your life broadcast to all of creation.
Lets say 'you' hated someone who valued their privacy and was thin skinned. How much spare cash would it take to hire a private investigator to film the 'hated one' for a week, edit the results it in the worst light, slap on a log that makes them look as bad as possible and post it to a dozen or more sites on the web? Is that sort of behavior legal?
how much would a 16 pound shot put weigh after I putted it downward, 15.79 lbs?
Fired from a high powered slingshot what calaber bullit would would make it it back in one piece, all of them?.
How about a potato launched from one of those homemade backyard potato launchers(steamy mashed or completly incinerated?).
i feel these gifts were nothing more than a penny wise and pound foolish attempt by apple at tipping their "local bartender". i wonder what their logic was for deciding to give away exactly 12 "64 MacBook Pro book computers", instead of 16, 32 or, better yet, "64", and why 5 expense paid invites to the AWDC, rather than 8 16 or 32. Bartenders never forget a large tip and the 12- 5 combo just feels a little tepid to me. i am guessing for a little bit more they could have made a much larger impression on the workers who serve them.
they forgot to waterproof rover and the poor dog ran straight into a big puddle and was soon frozen to the spot. no i don't know why ice melted just whwn it did, bad luck.
The purpose of 'saying' that we intend to go to mars is to return to the moon with, as, AKAImBatMan suggests, a big enough nuclear power plant, when, ABRACADABRA, our friendly gang of leaders suddenly get a mind to drop a couple really large rocks, one named shock, the other named awe, down upon the evil ones who stand against us.....
If i missed the part when we invited everyone, or even anyone, along with us, please ignore this stupid message and try to accept my shamefaced apologee.
if i am repeating 50 other similar postings, my lame excuse is i that looked but didnt see them. i ask for mercy on my first post
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Seriously, no one gives a shit. Just keep that free video flowing and keep this Idiocracy rollin' and no one will care whether they have to surf to youtube.com, hulu.com, goatse.cx, iamafaggotassbitch.com, or whatever. Free everything is the way of the future. Can't you all see that we're headed for a Star Trek economy, where money is obsolete? God bless Obongo!
John Lennon never did sing, "Imagine there is no money. Its easy if you do. No more long term debt above us. No more bitting off more than you can chew."
Maybe the author is deeply depressed, or mentally ill in some way.
What about when the U.S. government blasts rock music at prisoners or at the likes of old friends like Manuel Noriega. i quote wikipedia, "He (Noriega) was discovered to be in the Apostolic Nunciature, the Holy See's embassy in Panama. During the resulting stand-off, U.S. forces bombarded the embassy with loud music played through boomboxes." Are there special rates for torture?
What if the employees don't have very good hearing, Is the woman going to be charged for the high, or low notes that many of her elderly employees can not hear?
What would Mr Ed do?
Will slashdot survive the big volcano? Where is slashdot anyway?
If this were true, then would second hand smoke do a better job at lowering your chances for brain related diseases. is sugar as deadly as anger or depression, or a poor child hood or a broken hip or poverty or a wife from hell, or loosing a child or being in jail, or some other noisy bent over situation? in three hundred age shortened months i'll be 80. shouldn't i dance with the lady i came in with? how many new tricks do i have to learn?
from the /. story above this one (listed in todays email notice) -- Or, if you were underage and from Nigereia, you could fire up your OLPC laptop and surf frantically for porn.
Every cumshot makes me feel more and more like Mr. Jones. Is there such a thing as a cumshot filter? Would it be easy to make one? (for macintosh too)? Ill pay a few bucks for one. Send the rest to Nigerea?
Legalize All drugs for All people (18 years and older) and let the chips fall where they may. What are we afraid of here? That a "hotdog will make her loose control"?
perhaps we would be able to respond able to threats from space more quickly. perhaps their is a ton of money to be made. perhaps there are some large scale public works projects we could do up there to help little people down below. i have a hunch it will work out . trust me
The sun is a battery of sorts. Like the rest of its ilk it will surely fall 20% short of its advertised shelf life. Then, if we havent yet drowned in a sea of battery poison, it will toss us out.
Even if you didn't act shamefully you could still be mortified by seeing the banal facts of your life broadcast to all of creation. Lets say 'you' hated someone who valued their privacy and was thin skinned. How much spare cash would it take to hire a private investigator to film the 'hated one' for a week, edit the results it in the worst light, slap on a log that makes them look as bad as possible and post it to a dozen or more sites on the web? Is that sort of behavior legal?
how much would a 16 pound shot put weigh after I putted it downward, 15.79 lbs? Fired from a high powered slingshot what calaber bullit would would make it it back in one piece, all of them?. How about a potato launched from one of those homemade backyard potato launchers(steamy mashed or completly incinerated?).
If everybody, on a daily basis, did their very best to learn how to eat shit and smile, that would be a good start.
its not what you do but how you do it.
suicide is illegal because there is a santa claus, period.
i feel these gifts were nothing more than a penny wise and pound foolish attempt by apple at tipping their "local bartender". i wonder what their logic was for deciding to give away exactly 12 "64 MacBook Pro book computers", instead of 16, 32 or, better yet, "64", and why 5 expense paid invites to the AWDC, rather than 8 16 or 32. Bartenders never forget a large tip and the 12- 5 combo just feels a little tepid to me. i am guessing for a little bit more they could have made a much larger impression on the workers who serve them.
How would building a space elevator change the equation?
im afraid we are going there to occupy the high ground and to threaten to drop boulders on those who threaten us.
they forgot to waterproof rover and the poor dog ran straight into a big puddle and was soon frozen to the spot. no i don't know why ice melted just whwn it did, bad luck.
The purpose of 'saying' that we intend to go to mars is to return to the moon with, as, AKAImBatMan suggests, a big enough nuclear power plant, when, ABRACADABRA, our friendly gang of leaders suddenly get a mind to drop a couple really large rocks, one named shock, the other named awe, down upon the evil ones who stand against us..... If i missed the part when we invited everyone, or even anyone, along with us, please ignore this stupid message and try to accept my shamefaced apologee. if i am repeating 50 other similar postings, my lame excuse is i that looked but didnt see them. i ask for mercy on my first post