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  1. Knighthood on NHS Awards Contract to Microsoft · · Score: 1, Troll

    And don't forget Gordon Brown's recommendation to get Bill Gates knighted. There is more to this contract than meets the eye - it stinks corruption - and the taxpayer (i.e. me) foots the bill, as usual.

  2. Great... on Battery-powered Cigarettes? · · Score: 1

    Stop relying on fags and get addicted to batteries. What will this do?

    Governments will start taxing batteries at 1800% and EVERYONE will suffer.

    Support your local smoker, friends, or else...

  3. I remember it well in '59 on How Infants Crack the Speech Code · · Score: 2, Funny

    New data shows that infants use computational strategies to detect patterns in language...

    I used the 'hot wire' method, 'cos Cobol wasn't invented.

  4. Deliberate on On-line Genome Browser · · Score: 1

    As the story is mine, the 'go ogle' reference is intentional - I have always thought that there was something simple to the name google than the explained theories.

  5. Re:Wrong Solution on House Passes Another Spyware Bill · · Score: 1

    Too true. It's like they just announced car theft is illegal (in 1960) because all Ford cars use the same key to open the doors start them. It's nothing to do with Fords crap locks... Nick

  6. So where does Microsoft stand then? on House Passes Another Spyware Bill · · Score: 1
  7. I tried to RTFA on A Security Bug In Mozilla - The Human Perspective · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Sorry, links to Bugzilla from Slashdot are disabled.

  8. Re:This isn't an epidemic... on Coping with Gaming Addiction · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Too true. I am a babyboomer, and before TV it was games in the street - football (socker to you 'Murricans) marbles, hopscotch, conkers (in season) et al, etc. Then came TV. Then computers. Then the Internet. Then surveys.

  9. In the UK on A Car With A Mind Of Its Own · · Score: 1

    He would be fined for speeding and had his licence taken away - like they do to Ambulance drivers here.

  10. Hacked, stolen, ID fraud on IBM Introduces Biometric Thinkpad · · Score: 1

    There is a big problem with all this.

    At the moment, with current levels of security, if anyone's account/CC/whatever gets hacked, you at least have the option to change password, account UID etc. etc.

    When it all comes down to biometrics, and the hacks come out to mimic finger prints, eye scans, pubic hair et al, what we all going to do? You can't like change your fingerprints/DNS overnight???

    Doh!

  11. It mau have been worse... on William Shatner to Star in New Reality TV Series · · Score: 3, Funny

    He perhaps could have brought along a few Tribbles...

  12. Re:Really, really on World's Largest Wind Turbine · · Score: 1

    Is, you mean. I have a VAX here at home for hoovering (heh) and a VAX at work I am hoping to bring home one day (redundant due to SAP).

    Yes, both suck.

  13. Re:Smaller! on World's Largest Wind Turbine · · Score: 1

    As we all know, real vacuum cleaners really, really suck.

  14. Re:Ridiculous on OSIA Dismisses Gartner Linux Piracy Claim · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Heh - no, you buy a box with NO OS installed, dummy. Do you work for Gartner?

  15. Huh! on World's Largest Wind Turbine · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Well I'm blowed...

  16. Definition of an analyst (re The Inq.) on OSIA Dismisses Gartner Linux Piracy Claim · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Key Analyst: Someone we've paid a lot of money to agree with everything we say".

    The INQUIRER guide to marketing English

  17. Re:Pirating Linux on OSIA Dismisses Gartner Linux Piracy Claim · · Score: 1

    I have 4 machines at work and 3 here at home that had legit window installs but now run Linux. As said, Dell refuse to ship without XP as OS on just the 'box'.

  18. Ridiculous on OSIA Dismisses Gartner Linux Piracy Claim · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why buy a machine with Linux installed and then install Windows? Beats me totally...

  19. Tony BLIAR on Mount St. Helens Lets Off Some Steam · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    PM of UK Agrees. Whatever, but he agrees.

  20. Paper! on U.S. Offers $50 Download · · Score: 1

    The best way to totally defeat this is to push printer paper up so that it costs $51.00 a sheet - not economic to forge then!

    Of course, this will lead to counterfeit printer paper costing $49.00...

  21. Re:This is stupid... on Dear Microsoft Windows ... · · Score: 1

    Totally disgree. We all get hassle, yes as Sysadmin, but that doesn't == home user should get them too with all the problems and holes that never seem to get fixed, or even more frightening open up more security issues.

  22. Re:People *are* moving away from Windows. . . on Dear Microsoft Windows ... · · Score: 1

    But, as said, re Microsoft Studies, an independent consultant is somebody you pay a lot of money to, to agree with your views.

  23. Re:So what's new? on Dear Microsoft Windows ... · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    If I had MOD, I wouldn't mark as funny... but I don't anyway, and typos are not funny. That went out in 1996... (x c)

  24. So what's new? on Dear Microsoft Windows ... · · Score: 1, Troll

    Anybody could have wrote that letter (AOL users excempt).

  25. Ummm on Real Presidential Debates · · Score: 1, Troll

    Are these taken serious? Taking bollocks and getting a reply thats bollocks and vice versa?

    At least here in England with just hear the bollocks with no debate.