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  1. In a year ... on 4-Billion-Pixel Panorama View From Curiosity Rover · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... something will have snuck up on the rover and written WASH ME in its dust with their tentacle.

  2. Re:Public Pension Funds on Lawsuit Could Expose Whether Top VC Firms Are Actually Good Investments · · Score: 1

    In this case, They == Reuters

    Reuters can go f*k themselves. Our fund keeps our investors informed and happy. Don't like our rules? Or can't live with them because of regulations or judicial interference? Take your money and go home.

  3. Re:He doesn't understand the justice system on Creationist Bets $10k In Proposed Literal Interpretation of Genesis Debate · · Score: 1

    No, he does understand the justice system. Its a 'winner take all' contest where the referee's call is final. Each side makes their best effort and a (hopefully unbiased) judge or jury makes a decision. Its nothing like the scientific method.

    I say; Go a head and enter the contest if you want. Better yet, go on Dancing With The Stars. The womens' costumes are hotter. Just don't expect the rest of us to take the outcome seriously.

  4. Public Pension Funds on Lawsuit Could Expose Whether Top VC Firms Are Actually Good Investments · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Being involved with some VC myself, one of the things that we value highly is the proprietary nature of our operations. If we advertise our strategies, others will try to get in on the deals. This will drive prices up and dilute the potential return on our investment. In a market where survival means making a 60% return on one out of three startups and seeing the other two go bust, that would kill the VC business.

    The alternative (which we practice) is to tell people with a duty to publicly disclose to kindly go f*k themselves when they try to buy in. There's plenty of money around and my heart wouldn't be broken if us wealthy people made 20% returns per year while the teachers union pension makes 0.1%

  5. Dealing with management on Most IT Admins Have Considered Quitting Due To Stress · · Score: 2

    Sounds right.

    I can deal with the PHBs, the MBA metric BS, theory X, theory Y, all sorts of management types with no problems. What really gets under my skin is the manager with some sort of side deal going on. They say, "You've got to improve your communications skills". I reply with, "If you've got something to communicate, put it in a memo. E-mail me. Leave a voice mail."

    "Insubordination!"

    When they want something done, but they can't leave any evidence, things get tense. And its not just in IT, but the opportunities are more abundant when upper management doesn't "get" rapidly changing technology.

  6. Re:28% have lost sleep? on Most IT Admins Have Considered Quitting Due To Stress · · Score: 1

    Sounds about right. Usually we lose the lunch to afternoon coffee break nap.

  7. Well, that does it on No "Ungoogleable" In Swedish Lexicon, Thanks to Google · · Score: 1

    From now on, I'm using Yahoo! to google things on the Internet.

  8. Can't leave your fingerprints at home on Mobile Phone Use Patterns Identify Individuals Better Than Fingerprints · · Score: 1

    It has been known for some time that when one wants to commit a crime, one leaves their mobile at home.

  9. I'll bet ... on Animation Sophistication: The Croods Required 80 Million Compute Hours · · Score: 1

    ... a good chunk of that was the animators surfing the web while their rendering ran.

  10. Re:Good. on Man Who Pointed Laser At Aircraft Gets 30-Month Sentence · · Score: 1

    start sentencing people to 30 months for first offense drunk driving,

    Fine by me. When do we start?

  11. Re:Good on You Don't 'Own' Your Own Genes · · Score: 1

    She violated the TOU when she broke the shrink wrap.

  12. Re:Of course there is a bubble on Do Big-Money Acquisitions Mean We're In a Tech Bubble? · · Score: 1

    There's something to this. Corporations are sitting on huge piles of cash. Fixed income investments aren't paying diddly. Governments have huge outstanding debts and a motivation to inflate their way out.

    So buy something. Anything*. As long as there is another sucker^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hinvestor in line to buy the asset for more down the line, you'll do fine. As long as you keep a close eye on the price of tulip bulbs.

    *As long as you don't give it back to the owners as a dividend.

  13. Re:nobody will ever forget my host file on UK Privacy Watchdog: 'Right To Be Forgotten' On the Web Unworkable · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Add:

    127.0.0.1 slashdot.org

    Make us all happy.

  14. Unregulated? on Another Way Carriers Screw Customers: Premium SMS 'Errors' · · Score: 1

    Here in the USA, what isn't explicitly regulated by some federal agency (as a result of legislation) and is sold to consumers falls under the jurisdiction of the states consumer protection laws.

    So, I'll see them in court. In Texas.

  15. Good on You Don't 'Own' Your Own Genes · · Score: 5, Funny

    If this is the case, Merck can send a cease and desist letter to that woman who copied my genome without permission and is now seeking child support payments.

  16. Re:A paradox? on No "Ungoogleable" In Swedish Lexicon, Thanks to Google · · Score: 4, Funny

    It probably was until Google made an issue out of it.

    What's the phrase I'm looking for here? .......Like some performer that doesn't want her mansion photographed?

  17. Re:What's so special about that? on Landsat's First Images Show Rocky Mountains In Stunning Detail · · Score: 1

    This will help the stoners find your front yard.

  18. Re:What's so special about that? on Landsat's First Images Show Rocky Mountains In Stunning Detail · · Score: 2

    These multispectral images are a lot more useful for finding where you stoners are growing your pot.

  19. So tell me ... on Scientists Study Getting an Unwanted Tune Out of Your Head · · Score: 1

    ... how to get this out of my head.

    [Thanks a lot, Nurse Ratched.]

  20. Re:Headphones on FAA Pushed To Review Ban On Electronics · · Score: 1

    I have the QuietComfort 15 model and wasn't aware it would through in the PA system audio.

    Same model. You just plug them into the passenger entertainment headphone jack. All PA announcements are broadcast over this system and preempt the entertainment audio.

  21. Headphones on FAA Pushed To Review Ban On Electronics · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have a set of Bose noise canceling headphones. These things are great for filtering out cabin noise. In addition, they make the entertainment system and the PA system much easier to hear over the screaming of nearby children.

    However, I am required to turn them off during takeoff and landing. Not take them off, but turn their power off. They have a little green LED which gives away their powered status*. So now, I can't hear the PA system and safety instructions. How about allowing the use of these as long as they are plugged into the cabin entertainment system during takeoff and landing?

    *I suppose I could just put a piece of electrical tape over the LED.

  22. Re:You don't say! on Testers Say IE 11 Can Impersonate Firefox Via User Agent String · · Score: 1
  23. What goes around ... on Testers Say IE 11 Can Impersonate Firefox Via User Agent String · · Score: 1

    ... comes around.

    Back when Netscape ruled the Web and Microsoft still didn't 'get' the Internet, they (Microsoft) had to impersonate a Netscape identity to keep web sites from rejecting it. Looks like we've come full circle.

  24. Re:Why mention Linux? on SpaceX: Lessons Learned Developing Software For Space Vehicles · · Score: 1

    Keeping score much?

  25. Re:All of you eggs, meet your basket. on SpaceX: Lessons Learned Developing Software For Space Vehicles · · Score: 1

    So, let them fly out here and confront me. Preferably on an airplane for which they wrote the avionics code.