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Man Who Pointed Laser At Aircraft Gets 30-Month Sentence

coondoggie writes "In a move federal prosecutors hope sends a strong message to the knuckleheads who point lasers at aircraft for fun, a California man was sentenced to 30 months in prison for shining one at two aircraft. According to the FBI Adam Gardenhire, 19, was arrested on March 29, 2012 and named in a two-count indictment filed in United States District Court in Los Angeles that said he pointed the beam of a laser at a private plane and a police helicopter that responded to the report."

761 comments

  1. Good. by ZorinLynx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's because of idiots like this that we can't have nice toys. Laser pointers get banned and people who buy them get looked on with suspicion. All because some morons think pointing them at aircraft is a good idea.

    How about we punish the idiots, and let the rest of us have our toys?

    1. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Of course a very remote secondary consideration is not blinding the pilot and causing a planeload of passengers to crash. A very remote consideration compared to getting my geek on.

    2. Re:Good. by iggymanz · · Score: 4, Informative

      yeah so very sad we can no longer buy laser pointers online powerful enough to bore holes through solid materials....oh wait, you can

      http://www.wickedlasers.com.hk/arctic

    3. Re:Good. by valadaar · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

    4. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Because the term "idiots" could be applyed for you too...

      The 19yo "idiot" who beamed the laser directly on a place is perhaps a total idiot, but could be a total super math freak and perhaps he works in a lab near you...
      I'm a programmer, so I'm not an "idiot" when facing computer... but... I can easily be considered an idiot while doing something else...

      you know, it's kinda relative, since we're all idiots in somes areas.

    5. Re:Good. by X0563511 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Intelligence and Wisdom are two different things.

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    6. Re:Good. by Frederic54 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      same for magnets, banned them because some people can eat them...

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    7. Re:Good. by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      How about we punish the idiots, and let the rest of us have our toys?

      They did punish this guy. There was even a recent story on Slashdot about it.

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    8. Re:Good. by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 3

      You can't import anything into the US over 5mW.

    9. Re:Good. by iggymanz · · Score: 1, Funny

      wireless mice can become lodged in your throat if you try to swallow them! they can cause rectal tears if inserted into the anus! oh my god, we must ban those dangerous things!

    10. Re:Good. by Phrogman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yeah I usually prefer a higher INT score unless I am rolling a Cleric :P

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    11. Re:Good. by iggymanz · · Score: 5, Informative

      yes, you can. I know people that have recently done so for their holography hobbies

    12. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's because of idiots like this that we can't have nice toys. Laser pointers get banned and people who buy them get looked on with suspicion. All because some morons think pointing them at aircraft is a good idea.

      How about we punish the idiots, and let the rest of us have our toys?

      Because it turns out keeping the idiots and morons away from your toys is too much to ask, and you whine about having to lock them up in a gun safe or even the thought of being registered for ownership.

      Oh wait, sorry, this is laser pointers, not gun control.

    13. Re:Good. by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 0, Troll

      The magnets were banned because they were killing children, not because people could eat them.

      http://www.commerce.wa.gov.au/Corporate/Media/statements/2012/August/Dangerous_magnets_banned_after.html

    14. Re:Good. by Chrisq · · Score: 5, Funny

      Intelligence and Wisdom are two different things.

      Don't forget Charisma, Dexterity, Constitution, and Strength

    15. Re:Good. by lgw · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because the term "idiots" could be applyed for you too...

      The 19yo "idiot" who beamed the laser directly on a place is perhaps a total idiot, but could be a total super math freak and perhaps he works in a lab near you...
      I'm a programmer, so I'm not an "idiot" when facing computer... but... I can easily be considered an idiot while doing something else...

      you know, it's kinda relative, since we're all idiots in somes areas.

      No, if you're "an idiot" anywhere, you're an idiot. Good judgment and personal responsibility has little to do with education or subject matter.

      All of us have a duty to think about the consequences of our actions, and to help remediate the negative outcomes of anything we do. Good intentions count for nothing; making a real effort to limit the harm our action cause to others is what makes an adult.

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    16. Re:Good. by fyngyrz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem is not the toddlers, or the magnets. The problem is the parents.

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    17. Re:Good. by HappyHead · · Score: 1

      It's not like it was grown men doing it.

      You'd like to think that. Most people would. Sadly, I can not, because I actually know a (supposedly) grown man who did. Fortunately, he only ate one, and didn't die, but yeah, it happens.

    18. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Agreed, but if he's a first-time-offender, 30 month is hash, not matter what message they wanted to send...

    19. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Toddlers will eat a handful of thumbtacks if you put it in front of them. Toddlers will drink antifreeze if there's a bowl of it in front of them. Toddlers would climb into a pit of cobras if you gave them a chance.

      THERE'S A REASON THERE'S NOT ONE, BUT MULTIPLE WARNINGS ON BUCKEYBALLS NOT TO GIVE TO CHILDREN UNDER A CERTAIN AGE!!!

      Stop pussyassifying the world because parents are too goddamn retarded to not give horrendously dangerous shit to their babies. If you want to stop injuries to children, banning things will do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in this regard. The only people that hurts is adults who actually WANT that stuff.

      To save the children, you'd have to make taking a parenting course mandatory for people wanting children, or who are pregnant. Anything else does absolutely nothing but piss off the rest of society, since our loss is purely due to some idiot being as dumb as a bag of hammers (which they'd probably give to their toddler too). Banning shit isn't going to stop toddlers getting injured, the parents will just leave OTHER stupid shit around for the toddler to shove into their mouth and die from.

      What, do you want there to be a universal ban on any and all objects smaller than a cubic inch?

    20. Re:Good. by slashmydots · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe magnets shouldn't be so delicious then

    21. Re:Good. by dragon-file · · Score: 2

      Of course Int and Wis are two different things. Your Int modifier gets applied to all your knowledge checks and it grants you more skill points. Just effects your Will Save and a few other skills like heal and listen...

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    22. Re:Good. by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 5, Funny

      Eating magnets? What's the attraction in that?

    23. Re:Good. by SternisheFan · · Score: 5, Informative
      The problem today is that some of these handheld lasers are 10X more powerful than they're rated at.

      {Low-cost apparatus designed by National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) researchers to quickly and accurately measure the properties of handheld laser devices has shown that nearly 90 percent of green pointers and 44 percent of red pointers tested were out of compliance with federal safety regulations.

      Green pointers, which rely on frequency-doubling optics, also emitted “unacceptable” levels of infrared light, reported the team led by NIST Laser Safety Officer Joshua Hadler. It also found one pointer delivering more than ten times the allowable output power in the visible region. Reporting the results of its study on 122 pointers at the International Laser Safety Conference taking place in Orlando, Florida, this week, NIST says that the apparatus has been deliberately designed to be replicated easily by other institutions.

      While anecdotal reports of green laser hazards have previously appeared in scientific journals and the media, NIST says its tests are the first reported precision measurements of a large number of handheld laser devices. The tests also showed, unexpectedly, that many red laser pointers are also out of compliance with federal rules as defined by the Code of Federal Regulations (CFR). "Our results raise numerous safety questions regarding laser pointers and their use," the team's paper states.}

      http://optics.org/news/4/3/33

    24. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least he got a trial. He could've been sent to Gitmo for over a decade waiting...

    25. Re:Good. by dragon-file · · Score: 1

      For gun owners and people who are just pro gun in general this line of reason is nothing new. So you have an AR-15 that you use for sport, recreation, and other equally legal things. Too bad. Because this guy just used it to kill someone so we're talking about taking it away from you. You see this everywhere, not just with firearms but it's still my favorite example.

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    26. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am a commercial pilot who has been "lased" twice - this idiot certainly deserves at least 30 months.

      The article doesn't mention the wattage of the laser, though I understand that 500mW or 1W lasers can permanently blind people. This guy should've been charged with two counts of attempted manslaughter, IMHO.

    27. Re:Good. by Greyfox · · Score: 5, Informative

      Oh you can still buy them, just not in buckyball form anymore. Head over to the United Nuclear website and look for the 10 pound rare earth magnets labelled "Extremely Dangerous Magnet"! Remember, it's not fun if it's not labelled "extremely dangerous!"

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    28. Re:Good. by lancelotlink · · Score: 1

      I've heard that people put one above and below the tongue to look like they have a tongue piercing. The swallowing could just be accidental. Not sure if it works for the tongue, but I've seen it work with ear lobes.

    29. Re:Good. by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Justice or Revenge.

      It seems to me 30 Months (2 1/2 years) of prison for someone being a knuckle head is over the top. Yes what he did was dangerous, and he should be punished. But I could see 2 Weeks prison as justice.

        This guy was 19 years old. That 2 1/2 years cost him a good opportunity to get a college education, once he gets out his life is in screwed.

      2 Weeks of prison he probably wouldn't do it again.

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    30. Re:Good. by Brad1138 · · Score: 2

      Most cheap "lasers" you buy are not true lasers, running on LEDs. I wonder if this is different, or a "true" laser. I also wonder why it would need a focus lens to stay focused for ~100 ft (as per video from their web site). IMHO a quality laser shouldn't have a problem keeping focus for that short distance.

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    31. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Except that the magnets are small and easily missed by parents, especially if they've fallen on the floor at a friend's house.

      The fact is that at some point, you do have to recognize societal responsibilities, these aren't always obvious without benefit of hindsight.

    32. Re:Good. by interkin3tic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't want them to be banned by law, but people... DON'T USE GREEN LASER POINTERS FOR PRESENTATIONS.

      I've had to sit through a number of powerpoint presentations in darkened rooms where a green laser pointer was too bright. If red is too dim, it's the batteries.

      Occasionally I've been in presentations where someone was using a dry erase whiteboard as a screen. Never do that with a laser pointer. If they had tried to do it with a green laser, I would have walked out. That shit is reflective.

      Last gripe: people, you really shouldn't need to use a laser pointer on every single slide. Scientists are horrible at this. "If I am not making little circles around random places on the screen at all times, they'll think I'm not a real scientist!" Text should speak for itself, if you're pointing at text, you probably have too much to be of any use, or are nervously pointing unnecessarily. If you have images and you want to direct someone's attention at a small part, you could put arrows on it pretty easily, but that's the one time you need a laser pointer, that's typically only one or two times a slideshow from my experience.

      /gripe

    33. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are delicious with a little balsamic vinegar and a handful of roasted pinenuts!

    34. Re:Good. by nitehawk214 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Eating magnets? What's the attraction in that?

      Ironic, don't you think?

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    35. Re:Good. by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      Great. Now I can look forward to two more warnings on the label they put on mice. Thanks a lot.

    36. Re:Good. by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 2

      If you take "Keen Intellect" you can pretty much dump WIS -- it lets you use INT instead for every roll.

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    37. Re:Good. by craigminah · · Score: 1

      Same for firearms...banned because some people misuse them.

    38. Re:Good. by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Toddlers were eating those tiny magnet balls... which is a problem since it'll effectively punch holes in your intestines and kill you. It's not like it was grown men doing it.

      What I heard was teenagers were using them as impromptu toungue studs.

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    39. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      There have since been two further reports of 12 year old children from Sydney and Melbourne suffering severe injuries.

      Please, do the world a favor and stop trying to prevent darwinism. It has served man kind well in the past, and we need it more than ever today.

    40. Re:Good. by s.petry · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In WA, Princess Margaret Hospital reports there have been 33 cases of children swallowing magnets since 2006 and four were admitted to hospital for treatment. In April 2012, a two year old boy underwent emergency surgery to remove 27 small magnets from his stomach.

      I added the emphasis above, but this is from your article. The magnets were not harming children. Parents that allowed their children to play with adult toys unsupervised harmed the children.

      If your logic was true, every company producing kitchen knives is responsible for children that get cut when fishing through the knife drawer while the parents are not looking. Every company producing cleansers (including lye) is responsible for children that get sick or die from ingesting the cleaners, and not the parents for keeping the cleaners out of reach of children.

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    41. Re:Good. by Eddy_D · · Score: 1

      This is the slashdot crowd, forget CHA, DEX, CON & STR - they have all been min-maxed into INT & WIS, though sometimes I wonder about WIS...

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    42. Re:Good. by emho24 · · Score: 1

      Just ShadowKeeper them all to 25 and forget about it.

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    43. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And hamsters...and tennis balls...heck there's even a site somewhere dedicated to some of the wild things that find their way in there.

    44. Re:Good. by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 2

      Ahh Beer helping Slashdotters to breed since 1996 :D

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    45. Re:Good. by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      *golf clap*

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    46. Re:Good. by Izuzan · · Score: 2

      its the same sentiment gun owners have with criminals.

    47. Re:Good. by Beorytis · · Score: 1, Insightful

      2 Weeks of prison he probably wouldn't do it again.

      2-1/2 years in prison at 19, he probably won't do that again, but I'm sure he'll learn some useful pointers on what next to do. Maybe neither justice nor revenge, but just part of the plan to maintain an incarcerated underclass to fuel the prison-industrial-complex. Of course the law enforcement and judiciary have plausible deniability too.

    48. Re:Good. by jythie · · Score: 1

      That is what tends to worry or displease me about cases like this. I am all for punishment, but 'sending a message' usually involves taking some poor sap who lost the luck of the draw and giving them a high profile punishment vastly out of step with the typical results of such stunts.

    49. Re:Good. by ilsaloving · · Score: 2

      Nothing worse than a crying rectum.

    50. Re:Good. by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 0, Troll

      You didn't read the whole article.

      Late last year in Queensland, an 18 month old child died after ingesting 12 small magnets.

      And that's not the only case by a long shot.

      http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/3-year-old-girl-dies-swallowing-37-buckyball-magnets-article-1.1032839

      http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/mm5548a3.htm

      Kitchen knives and chemicals have other legitimate uses. These magnets are toys with no functional value. Nothing of value is lost by banning them.

    51. Re:Good. by ace37 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Completely agree. It's an issue, so if they want to make a point, put the guy in jail for a week or two. More than a day but less than a month.

      A 30 month sentence is not appropriate for being a douchebag. This is essentially just making an example of the guy and is unjust--the punishment doesn't fit the crime at all. Because of that, I hope this knucklehead appeals and gets off scot free.

    52. Re:Good. by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      "To save the children, you'd have to make taking a parenting course mandatory for people wanting children, or who are pregnant."

      Such classes should only be available for persons in possession of reproductive organs. And, it should be mandatory for all such persons.

      Seriously - people wanting children and people who are pregnant? I guess that lets guys off the hook. My idiot sons can be idiots, but the women in their lives had better know what life is about, right?

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    53. Re:Good. by GreenTom · · Score: 1

      Because that does nothing for the innocent people harmed by the idiots?

    54. Re:Good. by Wookact · · Score: 0

      A 500mw laser probably wouldn't make it to your plane, much less actually blind you.

    55. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's because of idiots like this that we can't have nice toys. Laser pointers get banned and people who buy them get looked on with suspicion. All because some morons think pointing them at aircraft is a good idea.

      How about we punish the idiots, and let the rest of us have our toys?

      Agreed! So, what are your thoughts on gun control?

    56. Re:Good. by ericcc65 · · Score: 1

      It's because of idiots like this that we can't have nice toys. Laser pointers get banned and people who buy them get looked on with suspicion. All because some morons think pointing them at aircraft is a good idea.

      How about we punish the idiots, and let the rest of us have our toys?

      Careful, you might unwittingly be wading into gun debate territory.

    57. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I've heard that people put one above and below the tongue to look like they have a tongue piercing. The swallowing could just be accidental. Not sure if it works for the tongue, but I've seen it work with ear lobes.

      It isn't the first try that is deadly, but the second while the first pair is secure down your throat together. The magnets are likely to slip of the tongue and get swallowed, but they stick together before they can pinch intestines. The problem arises if someone tries it again before the first pair leaves the body.

      We need more darwin awards for a healthier gene pool.

    58. Re:Good. by Kilo+Kilo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      2 weeks in prison for someone who could have caused a plane crash? Really?

      We should probably lighten up those drunk driving laws too. It's not like those people ever repeat their crimes... oh, wait.

    59. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't see anything in your post that absolves the parents from their responsibilities to watch their children. Especially if your children are at the age where they instinctively put things in their mouths, you need to watch them at all times. If your friend has loaded guns lying around his house, is it the gun's fault for going off when the child picks it up?

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    60. Re:Good. by Artraze · · Score: 1

      It is a bit over the top, and I agree that 2 weeks (or even better, a lot community service) might be more appropriate for the deed... Though then again, this is something that risks doing permanent vision damage so even though it may not have this time, it's still nasty. I'm pretty sure you can't shoot someone and claim 'no harm no foul' because they lived.

      AND, the problem is that these assholes are basically impossible to catch. Punishments can't just consider the problem of the deed but also the ease of getting away with it. If the punishment for stealing was to just return what you stole, then why not steal? I'm not normally a fan of 'making an example of', but all factors considered, I think that this is a very appropriate punishment. Hopefully this will send a message that this stuff isn't funny.

    61. Re:Good. by Immerman · · Score: 2

      They don't mention the wattage, and if it was one of the relatively harmless presentation pointer/cat toy lasers I'd agree with you. But it's unlikely anyone would have actually noticed such a weak laser as anything other than sunlight glinting off something. And two weeks is laughably light sentence for attempting to do potentially permanent eye damage to an aircraft pilot and risking the lives of everyone on board.

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    62. Re:Good. by SecurityGuy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, yeah, because you can't catch everyone. If the punishment is a week in jail and you're very unlikely to get caught, plenty of people are going to do this. If you have a small chance of spending years in jail, non-idiots will think twice and not do it. I hope he spends every day of it in jail and a bunch of similar morons decide to find their fun in other ways.

    63. Re:Good. by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      These magnets are toys with no functional value. Nothing of value is lost by banning them.

      You contradict yourself. Are they toys? Or do they have no functional value?

    64. Re:Good. by sFurbo · · Score: 5, Informative

      Most cheap "lasers" you buy are not true lasers, running on LEDs.

      How are LED lasers not true lasers?

      . I also wonder why it would need a focus lens to stay focused for ~100 ft (as per video from their web site).

      because of the size of the lasing medium. Given the smallest radius of the beam, which of course can't be larger than the exit aperture of the optics, or the size of the lasing medium if no optics are used, and the wave length, the minimum dispersion angle can be determined. IIRC, the dispersion angle for a LED laser is something like 30 degrees before the optics, because the lasing medium is roughly the size of the wavelength.

    65. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what is an acceptable punishment for intentionally trying to blind someone and potentially crashing a plane full of people? Attempted manslaughter on on hundreds of people? Sounds like 2 years was a slap on the wrist.

    66. Re:Good. by jopsen · · Score: 2

      How about we punish the idiots, and let the rest of us have our toys?

      Agree, but prison... That's a bit expensive... I mean 2 years of community service, ought to do the trick... And be a hell lot cheaper...

    67. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last I checked, a laser diode is indeed a real laser. And real lasers also require focusing lenses.

    68. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if he seriously blinded someone? Or what if the plane crashed?

    69. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Though I agree with your sentiment, the problem doesn't have to be with the parents. When they come in packs of 216 (6x6x6 cube) or 125 (5x5x5 cube), they're fairly easy to accidentally lose. If you lose a group of 2 or 3 in your house and then have kids 5 years later find them... that can still be a problem. No bad parenting involved. That's why I keep mine at work as a desk toy - so if I lose a few, I don't have to worry about a kid finding them in a few years.

    70. Re:Good. by s.petry · · Score: 2

      You just pointed at the same thing again. The chile INGESTED magnets. What the fuck? What parent in their right mind allows their toddlers to play with these at all, let alone unsupervised. How do you know it was the parent's fault? Because the kid at twelve of these magnets. Not 1 where the parent took them away from the kid, but 12! Wholly shit you make no sense. I gave the logic previously, go back and read it again.

      Whether you see purpose in them or not is irrelevant to the discussion! My kid played with magnets to learn about magnetism. He did so under close supervision because.. well, you know.. even at 6-7 years old when magnetism becomes cool a kid may decide to put one in their mouth.

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    71. Re:Good. by Hentes · · Score: 1

      In cases like this, the law also takes intent into account. He may have been harmless, but he intended to down planes with hundreds of passengers on them. Attempted mass homicide shouldn't get the same punishment as shoplifting. And the age of the criminal shouldn't be taken into account, otherwise the law wouldn't be fair.

    72. Re:Good. by rmstar · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I don't see anything in your post that absolves the parents from their responsibilities to watch their children. Especially if your children are at the age where they instinctively put things in their mouths, you need to watch them at all times.

      The fact is that what you suggest is literally impossible.

      If your friend has loaded guns lying around his house, is it the gun's fault for going off when the child picks it up?

      No, but that of the friend, and that of lax gun regulation that allows him to have guns in the first place.

    73. Re:Good. by s.petry · · Score: 1

      If the logic is so poor that they blame the magnets and not the parents, I doubt your point will have any impact. I hope so too, but we'll see.

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    74. Re:Good. by Triv · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...then he would be charged for assault and/or murder. Leaning on WHAT IFs as justification for overreach is what got us into a lot of the mess we're in in the first place.

    75. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Most cheap "lasers" you buy are not true lasers, running on LEDs.

      You can easily check whether your laser is a true laser: Point is at an arbitrary surface. If you see speckles, it is a laser.
      And yes, there are laser LEDs.

      I also wonder why it would need a focus lens to stay focused for ~100 ft (as per video from their web site).

      Because while it is, to a good approximation, a single coherent wave, it is not a plane wave, but actually closer to a point emitter (i.e. a sphere wave). To transform that into a plane wave beam, you need a lens. That's just standard optics; laser light is just light, after all. Indeed, it is the closest to classical light waves you can create.

      IMHO a quality laser shouldn't have a problem keeping focus for that short distance.

      To keep focus, you first have to have focus. If you cannot achieve that through the resonator (due to size), you'll have to use optics.

    76. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Puns aren't ironic....

    77. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the USA we give you a gun with your happy meal.

    78. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wireless mice can become lodged in your throat if you try to swallow them! they can cause rectal tears if inserted into the anus! oh my god, we must ban those dangerous things!

      Have you learned this through personal experience? If so, someone should take away -your- wireless mouse.

    79. Re:Good. by j-beda · · Score: 0

      I've heard that people put one above and below the tongue to look like they have a tongue piercing. The swallowing could just be accidental. Not sure if it works for the tongue, but I've seen it work with ear lobes.

      A classmate of my son was doing exactly this when she managed to swallow a pair of them - this was as a fourth grader as I recall. She ended up shipping out to the big-city "children's hospital" for a few days so that they could recover them, costing society big bucks in transport, housing, and medical expenses. A complete ban might be overkill, but limiting their access seems reasonable.

    80. Re:Good. by strength_of_10_men · · Score: 1

      Wisdom would dictate not getting drunk in the first place.

    81. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oompa!
      loompa!
      doompa-dee dah!

    82. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People like you who think these are toys are part of the problem. It's a weapon not a toy. Such lasers should be regulated the same way automatic weapons are.

      Fully automatic rifles have better uses than such lasers. Please list the good uses you have for these lasers (there are plenty for guns). You want to point at the sky why don't you use something that doesn't blind people so easily? There's existing stuff that fits in your pocket and can be used for pointing at stars, aircraft etc and won't blind people a football field away.

      I don't know about you but I don't want to have permanent eye damage or even blindness just because some fool goes about waving his "toy" around.

      Just as people say don't point guns at stuff you don't want to destroy, don't fire lasers at people you don't want to blind, and don't forget that powerful handheld lasers can blind from reflections too.

    83. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A laser does not automagically have a perfect beam. *All* lasers must be focused in some way...
      And no, most cheap lasers are not "running on LEDs", they are laser diodes. That particular one happens to be based off the laser diodes used in the Casio laser projectors.

    84. Re:Good. by ikaruga · · Score: 1

      It's the same sentiment about everything that is illegal(except child porn which is just evil by default). Some ignorant people using and abusing stuff incorrectly and ruining the fun for everybody else.
      Unfortunately sending this guy to prison for 30 months or 30 years won't solve anything. People that point lasers are aircraft most likely don't even read the news(let alone /.). Soon there will be another idiot repeating the same mistakes. And most times not because he is a terrorist trying to taking down a plane, but because he just don't know the risks of such action. Education and technology related manners is what we need.

    85. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, even Slashdotters with super-low IDs can be complete morons.

    86. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Homerrrrr... Are you eating my decorative soaps again?

    87. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't go to prison for 2 weeks. You go to jail. There is a very big difference.

      The fact that you don't know that difference probably means your opinion on the matter isn't important.

    88. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You deserve a metal for that one.

    89. Re:Good. by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 3, Informative

      FTFA: "The FAA last May said the number of reported laser incidents nationwide had risen for the fifth consecutive year to 3,592 in 2011. Pointing a laser at an aircraft can cause temporary blindness or make airliner pilots take evasive measures to avoid the laser light." It's time that these idiots - yes, the people pointing lasers at aircraft - get taught that they are endangering a lot of people's lives.

      With publicity over the punishment for doing it, other idiots may just learn something. Just telling the one idiot that they did a bad thing that could have led to a crash doesn't serve the larger purpose of stopping this behavior.

      The kid gets 30 months (probably much less if he behaves) in jail but is now much less likely to bring down a plane by blinding the pilot. So, hopefully, are many others who see that there are actually consequences for these stupid kinds of actions on their part.

      Next up - the idiots flying their multicopters and model airplanes into airliner takeoff and glide paths...

    90. Re:Good. by goodmanj · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We punish a crime based on the foreseeable consequences of the crime, not on the simplicity of the act. This guy really could have crashed an airliner, killing hundreds. Pointing a laser at a plane is easy, but so is pulling a trigger.

    91. Re:Good. by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 1

      Note - the part about "It's time that these idiots..." was not part of the FTFA. Forgot the paragraph break formatting...

    92. Re:Good. by c++0xFF · · Score: 4, Informative

      Zen Magnets are still available.

      Less expensive than Buckyballs were, and the quality seems to be pretty decent.

    93. Re:Good. by roc97007 · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm going to take in seriousness something said in jest, but that's what geeks do... I read recently that the laser doesn't actually drill right through the cockpit window and quick-fry the retinas of the pilots, Rather, the beam splashes on the window, making it difficult or impossible to see out while the beam is in play. Which is still a really bad thing (and a phenomenally stupid thing to do at many levels) ESPECIALLY at low altitude approaching an airport, but is not exactly the same thing as smoking two sets of eyes and leaving the plane permanently pilotless. The article was making the case that the talk of permanently blinding pilots is conventional justice-system-driven hyperbole to make the crime seem worse than it is. (Which in my opinion is unnecessary. It's a stupid move that really could have dire consequences, so I'm ok with offenders going to jail. Eventually the word will get around.)

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    94. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm a programmer, so I'm not an "idiot" when facing computer...

      Non sequitur. I've used enough software that proves that programmers can be idiots.

    95. Re:Good. by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      not a problem at all, would be glad I got more than my money's worth. only an idiot looks into the beam or points it at reflective surface. please post link where I can get 50mW laser for price of 5mW, in green and blue. thanks!

    96. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, because no one has ever brought a kid to work. Face it, you're a child murderer.

    97. Re:Good. by mjr167 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or you for allowing your toddler to be able to pick up a loaded gun. When I take my small children to friend's houses that are not normally prepared for toddlers, I watch them like a hawk. I move knick-knacks and glasses that they can easily knock over and break. I move bowls of hard candy and TV remotes. If there was a gun on the coffee table, I sure as hell would move it too. I certainly don't let the wonder around by themselves and if they pick something up off the floor I grab them and find out what it is. Fishy stuff out of a toddler's mouth is sometimes gross, but not hard. It's called being responsible.

      Fact: People without small children do not recognize the stupid things small children will do. It is the parent's responsibility to know what their child is capable of and react accordingly.

    98. Re:Good. by dkleinsc · · Score: 2

      The goal isn't just that this kid doesn't do it again. It's also to try to convince other knuckleheads that doing this is a really bad idea.

      And as some have pointed out, the reason that this guy didn't cause a couple hundred deaths and several million dollars worth of property damage was because he was lucky. If he had in fact caused the plane to crash, he would probably be locked up for the rest of his life.

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    99. Re:Good. by alexo · · Score: 1

      These magnets are toys with no functional value. Nothing of value is lost by banning them.

      And, of course, you are the sole judge of what constitutes value.

      This is the exact attitude that we should be fighting against, as it is fundamentally incompatible with having a free society.
      Thank you for reminding me that the fight is not over.

    100. Re:Good. by Destoo · · Score: 2

      The problem is not even the parents.
      The problem is affixing the magnet in a piece that can break or be sucked by the toddler.
      Just like there are regulations about using lead paint on glasswares and plates, there should have been rules about using strong earth magnets ON toys.
      Banning the sale of magnets AS toys is stupid.

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    101. Re:Good. by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      It is apparent you aren't a parent. Parents have all sorts of superpowers. As a parent, I've done things I didn't know I could do. Have you ever jumped across a queen-size bed and grabbed your toddler's ankle just after she walked off the edge? I had no idea I could move so fast and accurately.

    102. Re:Good. by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      The problem is not the toddlers, or the magnets. The problem is the parents.

      True enough but sometimes things are more complicated than they appear on paper. For example... have you ever tried to be a parent in a household with both toddlers... as well as stupid teenagers?

    103. Re:Good. by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      You know if you spin the laser dot in a circle it makes the videos load faster, right?

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    104. Re:Good. by nbauman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We've been through this argument before.

      "Why should 100,000 people be denied the fun of playing with their toys just because a dozen toddlers go to the hospital and one or two of them die as a result?"

      "It's not the manufacturer's fault, it's not the toy's fault, it's the parents' fault for not supervising their toddlers properly. Irresponsible parents absolve us of all responsibility."

      "I want to play with my toys and I'm willing to see a couple of toddlers die as a result as long as I can blame their death on their parents' responsibility."

      That argument doesn't play too well, even in the freedom-loving United States (much less nanny-state Europe and Australia). All you have to do is bring up one set of parents whose toddler died and that brings people back to reality.

      When manufacturers try that in product liability cases, the juries don't buy it and hit them with big damage awards. "I knew some toddlers were dying but I'm a libertarian and it serves them right for having irresponsible parents" is not a successful trial strategy. And when government agencies ban these products, the (elected) politicians back them up. And the voters back them up.

      You've lost that argument. If anyone is on the high school debating team and wants to continue it, I'll leave it to you.

    105. Re:Good. by N1AK · · Score: 1

      Justice or Revenge.

      I'm going to stick this one down as justice though certainly the sentence may also act as a deterrent. The guy 'knowingly' did something that could easily end in the death of another person for amusement. What he did is not manifestly different from throwing a concrete slab off a bridge onto a road to try and hit a car or firing a gun into a crowd.

      That said, a shorter sentence (perhaps 3-6 months) would likely have been more than enough to 'punish' him in my opinion, but then I think most custodial sentences are too long.

    106. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 weeks in prison for someone who could have caused a plane crash? Really?

      Yes, really. Could being very different from Did, in case you didn't notice the difference.

    107. Re:Good. by khallow · · Score: 1

      It seems to me 30 Months (2 1/2 years) of prison for someone being a knuckle head is over the top.

      How about 2 1/2 years for assault and battery? Is that over the top? A lot of people are knuckleheads, but most knuckleheads don't do things that could kill other people.

    108. Re:Good. by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 1

      A half-watt laser won't make it to a plane? Are you dumb or stupid?

      Those are your only choices. Please pick one.

    109. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking twat. Just wait until you have kids, you'll change your attitude. Assuming you're not a fag.

    110. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These handheld high powered lasers are weapons not toys. Such lasers should be regulated the same way automatic weapons are.

      Fully automatic rifles have better uses than such lasers. There are very few good uses for these lasers (there are plenty for guns). You want to point at the sky you use something that doesn't blind people so easily. There's existing stuff that fits in your pocket and can be extended and used for pointing at stars, aircraft etc and won't blind people a football field away.

      I don't want to have permanent eye damage or even blindness just because some fool goes about waving his "toys" around.

    111. Re:Good. by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      If I had the mod points, I'd bump this to 5. Wisdom cannot be learned from a tech book. (well, maybe by example of someone who does something unwise as what not to do, but that's a stretch.. Wisdom is the synthesis of intelligence, knowledge, judgement, and experience. Mostly the inner two. I might be smart enough how to do something, but wisdom tells me whether or not I should just because I could.

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    112. Re:Good. by stenvar · · Score: 1

      Gas lasers with long tubes pretty much "automagically" have a good beam when they have a beam at all; it follows from the geometry.

    113. Re:Good. by nbauman · · Score: 1

      Agreed. 30 days is over the top.

      This is tough-on-crime America, where we are competing with the former Soviet Union and China for the world's largest prison population.

      If you want to know why -- one lawyer made an interesting point. In the U.S., our laws tend to get made not by following rational principles but by lobbying and negotiations among powerful interest groups. So the record companies get laws that can punish downloaders more severely than murderers, employers don't get punished at all for repeated, deliberate workplace safety violations that kill employees, etc.

      The interesting thing is that they demonstrate their power by the length of the sentences. When you affront the police helicopter pilots, they go after you with really long sentences.

    114. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This guy was 19 years old. once he gets out his life is in screwed.

      The guy is 19 years old. I bet he gets screwed the day he arrives in prison.

    115. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sorry, had you RTFA you would have seen when they said that it renders it almost unable to be seen through, so, as a pilot, I can tell you that VFR pilots are not rated tofly an aircraft by instruments alone, they are looking out the window, which means that if one can't see out the window, on takeoff or landing, a crash could occur. So, this is fscking serious shit. But you go on and enjoy getting your geek on because, of course, no one's life matters to you but your own.

    116. Re:Good. by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      The idea of "making an example" of someone while punishing others at a different level, or not punishing others, is unjust on its face. People shining a laser at an aircraft should be tried at least for reckless endangerment and at most for attempted murder, depending upon circumstances (actually, for murder if someone dies), and punished accordingly.

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    117. Re:Good. by Mordermi · · Score: 1

      My thought exactly. In some of those cases, it was not just one magnet that the child swallowed, but 12 or even 27?! How does a child eat 27 magnets without anyone stopping it? I have a nephew that is two, and he occasionally will find something random to stick in his mouth. But someone is always watching him, and he has been taught "spit it out". I might not be able to stop him from ever putting anything in his mouth, but at the very least, I'll see it and he will spit it out as soon as I say so. There is no way he would ever be able to sit and eat 27 magnets. That is absurd and only the parents can be blamed.

    118. Re:Good. by stenvar · · Score: 1

      If your kid ingests random objects of your friend's floor, you aren't doing your duty as a parent.

      We don't have a societal responsibility to ban everything that, if dropped on a friend's house's floor and consumed by unsupervised toddlers, might do them harm. If we did, magnets wouldn't be the first thing to worry about.

    119. Re:Good. by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Comparing a loaded gun to a tiny round magnet that could be wedged in a seat cushion is a lousy analogy.
      Are you a parent? Theoretically, I agree with what you're saying; most of the time, this probably is due to crappy, apathetic parenting, but in reality, it's impossible to track a child literally 24/7 even if you're the most careful loving parent in the world. It only takes a literal second for a child to suddenly find something you didn't know was there (esp if at a friend's house) , and while you're answering the phone or whatever, he pops in his mouth and swallows. Chance plays a part in everything.

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    120. Re:Good. by femtobyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So, you bring your toddler over to a friend's house, and see a plastic squirt gun and a teddy bear on the coffee table --- double-check that the squirt gun is really a squirt gun, and it's no problem, right?

      After your toddler blows her head off, you realize that the teddy bear was a loaded custom-designed teddy-bear-shaped semi-automatic pistol with the safety off.

      That's the problem with the magnet systems --- they look like fairly harmless kids' toys, so unless a parent already *knows* how dangerous the clusters of shiny marbles in their geeky friend's apartment are (like they would know a gun-shaped gun is), they're unlikely to be sufficiently protective of their child until a few days too late.

    121. Re:Good. by flanders123 · · Score: 1

      I had no idea this topic was so polarizing.

    122. Re:Good. by Kal+Zekdor · · Score: 1

      The idea of "making an example" of someone while punishing others at a different level, or not punishing others, is unjust on its face. People shining a laser at an aircraft should be tried at least for reckless endangerment and at most for attempted murder, depending upon circumstances (actually, for murder if someone dies), and punished accordingly.

      Technically, I believe that's considered involuntary manslaughter, unless it can be proven that the intent of the person shining the laser was to cause bodily harm. Still a serious crime, though.

    123. Re:Good. by stenvar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The fact is that what you suggest is literally impossible.

      The fact is that humans have managed to survive in a dangerous world with lots of things that would kill little kids for hundreds of thousands of years. Yes, there are ways of protecting kids as a parent. It's people like you who'll bring about the idiocracy.

    124. Re:Good. by Score+Whore · · Score: 2

      Are you one of those people who will exclaim "What? The death penalty for breaking and entering? How unjust!" after reading this?

      You do know that he wasn't charged with being a douchebag? Hell, douchebaggery isn't even a crime. So I have to wonder, are you uninformed or do you think people should be able to engage in activities that can result in significant harm without any consequence unless something bad happens? Should I be able to go down to the local quik-e-mart with my arsenal and start shooting at people and as long as I don't hit anyone, no-harm-no-foul? Or maybe I should be able to sprinkle polonium in people's food and as long as they can't 100% prove that my actions caused the radiation poisoning, then all I should get is a stern lecture and a finger shaken at me?

      The competency of a criminal shouldn't be definitive in how he is treated by the justice system. It may be a factor to include, but should be a small factor. Someone who tries to shoot you in the face and misses shouldn't be treated much differently than someone who tries to shoot you in the face and splatters your brains all over the room.

    125. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, hey! Let's try to be fair here, everyone can eat them...

    126. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny, because had you used this same argument on a story where is sued for hundreds of thousands of dollars for sharing music under copyright, you'd have been modded into oblivion.

    127. Re:Good. by porkThreeWays · · Score: 2

      What he did was about as dangerous as drunk driving. So unless we're ready to start sentencing people to 30 months for first offense drunk driving, it's not an appropriate sentence.

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    128. Re:Good. by stenvar · · Score: 1

      Your reasoning about deterrence would work if you were dealing with rational people. But rational people don't aim high powered lasers at aircraft in the first place.

    129. Re:Good. by Greyfox · · Score: 2

      Disclaimer: Not responsible for bones crushed between two 10 pound extremely dangerous magnets!

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    130. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      man, you're a whiny little bitch

    131. Re:Good. by rwise2112 · · Score: 2

      You know if you spin the laser dot in a circle it makes the videos load faster, right?

      Well, only clockwise. The other way will show it down, or cause time to go backwards or something.

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    132. Re:Good. by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      You deserve a metal for that one.

      Let me guess... in rod form, and smacked up side my head?

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    133. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This really points out one of nature's solutions to things like this: Stupidity is often punishable by death.

      Life CANNOT be made "safe" and it really shouldn't be. Life has a 100% mortality rate and governmental regulation (meddling) will never change that fact.

      Another fairly obvious side effect of this (that people don't seem to get) is fear of the consequences of stupid actions is good. It helps make for conscientious citizens that don't have the delusion that the universe centers around them.

      (I really think releasing a few tigers in our cities would reduce the number of self absorbed morons stepping in front of cars while updating their Facebook status...)
       

    134. Re:Good. by Tharkkun · · Score: 1

      Intelligence and Wisdom are two different things.

      Don't forget Charisma, Dexterity, Constitution, and Strength

      Those attributes are only required after pointing the laser...particularly when you're feeling from the FBI.

    135. Re:Good. by sjames · · Score: 1

      They are true lasers. They just aren't old-school lasers. It just happened that the emission from older lasers was well columnated as well as coherent and monochromatic, but it was never an essential quality.

    136. Re:Good. by JeanCroix · · Score: 1

      I only play 1st edition, you insensitive clod!

    137. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only reason you're even asking that question is because no one died. He COULD have cost everyone on that plane a whole lot more than a college education. If he's too stupid to know the difference between right and wrong now, I'm guessing it'll be quite clear to him in a few years. "How bad an idea is it to shine an overpowered laser pointer into the cockpit of a landing passenger plane? A two and a half year sentence bad fucking idea."

    138. Re:Good. by sjames · · Score: 1

      Roach tablets are also easily missed at a friends house, that's why parents shouldn't assume anywhere but their own house has been baby proofed.

    139. Re:Good. by EkriirkE · · Score: 1

      Unless he has [insert word for irresistible urge to shine lasters at planes here (aerofotophilia?)], he most likely will NOT do it again. Drunks have an addiction. Alcoholism.

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    140. Re:Good. by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Add to that jail sentence a year of community service catering to the whims of a petulant blind person.

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    141. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I heard was teenagers were using them as impromptu toungue studs.

      That ain't nothin' but a little chlorine in the gene pool.

    142. Re:Good. by sjames · · Score: 1

      The point is to make sure he won't do it again. 2 weeks would probably do it since odds are he was an inconsiderate idiot rather than a malicious super-villain in the making.

      Prison is not supposed to be about letting sadists get a vicarious thrill at the expense of minor criminals.

    143. Re:Good. by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 0

      Please mod parent +1 informative.

      Thanks for the links!

    144. Re:Good. by Immerman · · Score: 1

      I quite agree, perhaps I should have phrased that better - I said a low power cat toy grade laser would not have such an effect; the implication being that it was in fact a much more powerful and dangerous laser and the guy got what he deserved. Yeah, sucks to be the first guy to be hammered for the offense, but he's the one who chose to recklessly endanger hundreds of lives, and that's giving him the benefit of the doubt that he's an idiot and not actually attempting mass murder.

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    145. Re:Good. by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 2

      What I'm wondering is how people get caught? The aircraft *might* be able to pinpoint a general area, but one would think that by the time the coppers arrive, the asshole has put it away?

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    146. Re:Good. by sjames · · Score: 1

      No plane has ever crashed due to an idiot with a laser pointer. That doesn't make it a good thing to do, but it does bring your notion into question.

    147. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your friend has loaded guns lying around his house, is it the gun's fault for going off when the child picks it up?

      It's the "friend's" fault.

    148. Re:Good. by Joce640k · · Score: 2

      Magnets aren't obviously dangerous. It's not obvious to parents how magnets could kill a toddler.

      Lasers, OTOH... which part of "don't point them at aircraft" requires a braincell?

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    149. Re:Good. by cusco · · Score: 1

      Good rant.

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    150. Re:Good. by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 2

      I guess he pointed it at the police helicopter as well. What an idiot.

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    151. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These damn toys have little magnets in them now. Thomas the f* head has magnets front and back, and there's little 'fishing' poles for puzzles with magnets in the fish shapes... caught my dog gnawing on one of these the other day. Dog chews a couple of magnets out, then the baby finds them while you're making dinner.

      Granted, some are undoubtedly due to bad parenting. when the magnets make their way into the house via toys that grandma buys and you didn't even know about them, and you magically sensed something was amiss, come back with your criticisms.

    152. Re:Good. by cusco · · Score: 1

      When I first got a laser pointer it was dark outside so I went out on the patio and found that I could still see the dot when I pointed it at the tree at the far end of the yard. Then the house next door. And the tree in their neighbor's back yard. The next closest thing I could see from there was a traffic helicopter. Pointer wasn't bright enough to see whether I could hit the helicopter or not.

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    153. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Infrared camera on the police copter let them know it was the nonchalant guy standing next to the house with a basketball hoop.

    154. Re:Good. by AaronLS · · Score: 4, Informative

      He didn't put it away, and instead flashed at the police chopper that was responding to the report.

    155. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How about we punish the idiots, and let the rest of us have our toys?"
      Wait, isn't that happened in this story?

    156. Re:Good. by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Well, not in person. I just sit there and cringe every time it shines in my eyes, silent tears running down my face.

    157. Re:Good. by cusco · · Score: 1

      Could have caused a plane crash? Seriously? Has anyone in any plane ever even bothered to have an ophthalmologist look at their vision after one of these horrible, terrifying, fear-inspiring, traumatizing events? No, not as far as I have ever seen. No one has ever been injured, no plane has ever even had to make a minor course change, and no one has ever been found who actually had any bad intent. But "ZOMG THE TERRORIERS" gets this guy two and a half years in prison for something that no one has even shown CAN cause a problem.

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    158. Re:Good. by KGIII · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I don't see anything in your post that absolves the parents from their responsibilities to watch their children. Especially if your children are at the age where they instinctively put things in their mouths, you need to watch them at all times.

      The fact is that what you suggest is literally impossible.

      If your friend has loaded guns lying around his house, is it the gun's fault for going off when the child picks it up?

      No, but that of the friend, and that of lax gun regulation that allows him to have guns in the first place.

      Please do not vote or breed. It is the parent's responsibility to ensure the environment the children is safe - always unless that responsibility is given to a caretaker. Even selecting a quality caretaker is a parent's responsibility. Stop trying to blame your ineptitude on inanimate objects.

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    159. Re:Good. by asylumx · · Score: 5, Interesting

      but is not exactly the same thing as smoking two sets of eyes and leaving the plane permanently pilotless.

      I am a private pilot, and you should be aware that without the threat of lasers shining on your windscreen, 56% of fatal aircraft accidents happen during the takeoff, initial climb, final approach and landing phases of flight (where it's possible to shine one of these lasers). This represents approximately 6% of the total time of an average flight. Let me repeat: 56% of fatal accidents happen during the same 6% of a flight.

      Given that these are already the most stressful parts of the flight for the pilot, adding stress like not being able to see is insanely bad news. If this had happened at night, it could have temporarily blinded the pilot, long enough to lose control of the plane on the initial climb and stall it out. If it had happened on the final approach or landing, especially on a windy day, the pilot would have missed the runway and likely cratered.

      Picking nits about whether the pilot was permanently blinded or not won't matter so much once everyone aboard (and likely some on the ground) are dead because of the incident.

      Reference: http://planecrashinfo.com/cause.htm

    160. Re:Good. by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      Have you ever jumped across a queen-size bed and grabbed your toddler's ankle just after she walked off the edge? I had no idea I could move so fast and accurately.

      And, as a parent myself, I'm sure that was from a dead-stopped position into full leap in the blink it takes a child to fall. Good catch.

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    161. Re:Good. by Hatta · · Score: 2

      It's more neodynamic, I think.

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    162. Re:Good. by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Head over to the United Nuclear website and look for the 10 pound rare earth magnets labelled "Extremely Dangerous Magnet"!

      For extra fun, have your neighbor buy one on the same day you do. And be sure to tip your mail man generously next christmas.

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    163. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kitchen knives have no legitimate uses. People don't need to cook their own food, they can eat out where the food is prepared by professionals. Nothing of value is lost by banning them. Heck, just letting anyone prepare food is reckless, someone could get food poisoning. Think of the children!

      Hazardous household chemicals have no legitimate uses. People don't need their own bathrooms and kitchens, they can use public ones, where the dangerous chemicals used to clean them can be safely controlled by people trained to use them.

      Exact same reasoning. The child was killed by negligence of the people who should have been looking after them, not by the magnets, and banning the magnets does nothing but add yet another restriction on people "for their own good".

    164. Re:Good. by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      I keep coolers of Ethylene Glycol in my fridge as well. I prefer to have the chemical slightly chilled and easily dispensed whenever I need to flush my car radiator.

      I mean, is it really the Ethylene Glycol's fault when the kids I'm babysitting idiotically choose to drink that instead of the Kool-Aide I mixed up for them?

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    165. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can still buy them in bucky ball form at the chicago art institute in the gift shop.

    166. Re:Good. by Kilo+Kilo · · Score: 1

      from TFA, "The laser struck the pilot of the airplane in the eye multiple times and caused him to suffer vision impairment that continued through the following day."

      Would you like to have someone shine a laser in your eye while driving your car? You don't think that blinding a pilot (even temporarily) is a bad thing?

    167. Re:Good. by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      2 Weeks of prison he probably wouldn't do it again.

      Yeah, but that wouldn't make headline news and warn other people.

      A message needs to be sent. Too bad it's a 19 year-old taking the fall for this one, but it's probably no loss to society. Some other 19 year-old were killed on motorbikes this week, too, and some of them drank themselves to death. So it goes.

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    168. Re:Good. by RearNakedChoke · · Score: 2

      Or you for allowing your toddler to be able to pick up a loaded gun. When I take my small children to friend's houses that are not normally prepared for toddlers, I watch them like a hawk. I move knick-knacks and glasses that they can easily knock over and break. I move bowls of hard candy and TV remotes. If there was a gun on the coffee table, I sure as hell would move it too. I certainly don't let the wonder around by themselves and if they pick something up off the floor I grab them and find out what it is. Fishy stuff out of a toddler's mouth is sometimes gross, but not hard. It's called being responsible.

      Fact: People without small children do not recognize the stupid things small children will do. It is the parent's responsibility to know what their child is capable of and react accordingly.

      And if that loaded gun were the size of a BB? After you remove the TV remotes, hard candy, knick-knacks and glasses...everything visible, what about the things you can't see? Are you REALLY a parent? Because if you are, you'd know that unless you want to lose your mind, its not possible to watch everything your kid does 100% of the time. Every child has ingested something faster than you could reach in and fish out. Infants, even in their undeveloped state, KNOW when they are eating something they shouldn't - and when they see you racing over to fish it out, they've learned to swallow it faster than you can get there.

      And if you do watch like a hawk 100% of the time, no more than 1 feet, away, you're lame helicopter parent.

      I don't support a ban on buckyballs, but its bullshit to say its 100% the parent's responsibility alone.

    169. Re:Good. by PNutts · · Score: 1

      No. High powered lasers can cause eye damage even from reflection / refraction. Even at the power of a high power laser pointer, you don't go without goggles in a lab because you don't plan to look directly in the beam. A recent case did cause eye damage to one of the pilots and the other landed the plane. The affected pilot sought medical treatment and his eye and sight were affected.

    170. Re:Good. by Howitzer86 · · Score: 1

      Competing? We've long since won the Prison Race. It is so easy to get locked up here if you don't have connections or influence.

    171. Re:Good. by PNutts · · Score: 2

      If it's the one I'm thinking of (a video from the police helicopter shows the capture) the helicopter was able to get a squad car in the vicinity quickly and doofus was still flashing his laser around, not necessarily at the 'copter the whole time.

    172. Re:Good. by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      All prescription medication in pill and capsule form is small and easily missed by parents, especially if it has fallen on the floor at a friend's house. Plus, prescription medications are far, far more dangerous to a child than a magnet ever will be.

      Should we ban all prescription medication?

      It is literally impossible to ban everything that can hurt a child in order to make up for parents not doing their job and supervising their children.

    173. Re:Good. by PNutts · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I bought what I thought was a quality UV flashlight and the next day I felt like I had sand in my eyes. So either it was a really good UV flashlight or it was spitting IR.

    174. Re:Good. by Wookact · · Score: 1

      Maybe right near the runway at landing and takeoff. Other then that I don't see it happening. Please feel free to post a link and prove me wrong though. I will be glad to read it.

    175. Re:Good. by PNutts · · Score: 1

      You've never seen people swinging the laser around and have it flash across something reflective? It only has to be big enough to swing the beam back (chrome / metal trim around something, light fixture, doorknob, etc.). Outside is worse because things are designed to throw light back like traffic signs, etc.). Again, at high power it just takes an instant for eye damage, even from a reflection. And keep in mind that not everyone that has a laser pointer is a responsible adult. Or even an adult.

    176. Re:Good. by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      The point is to make sure he won't do it again.

      No, the point is to keep others from doing it.

      Someone who murders their parents should not be put in jail for very long, if at all, under the "make sure he won't do it again" rule since it is very unlikely that he'd murder his parents a second time. The goal of this specific exercise is to get the word out so one Bubba will say to the other Bubba who is holding a laser pointer "did you hear about the guy who went to prison for 30 months for doing what you are about to do?"

      Prison is not supposed to be about letting sadists get a vicarious thrill at the expense of minor criminals.

      Yeah, because everyone involved in the prosecution is just sitting at home drooling about putting this guy in prison. Sure. I hate to break it to you, but putting people in jail for doing stupid illegal things is not sadism by any stretch of the imagination. It is sad that stupid people do stupid things that break the law, but it is their choice to do the stupid thing. Maybe you could call this masochism if there were some sexual pleasure that the stupid people get, but that's doubtful.

    177. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You haven't died of a bullet wound, does that mean you're going to let people shoot you?

    178. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken and modded like true non-parents. You can sit there with your eyes held open like Clockwork Orange and the moment you look up to say hello to someone and look back down the little fuckers put something in their mouth. Put something in your hand and time how long it takes you to put it in your mouth and then move your hand back down. Unless you're in a J. J. Abrams movie it can be less than a second. And you make the assumption that you are within arms reach to physically stop it because you're assuming you'll say no and the magnet-muncher will stop on a voice command. Using your logic your kid will never have a self-inflicted accident because you are watching them. Congrats.

    179. Re:Good. by roc97007 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Apparently people really are that stupid.

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    180. Re:Good. by serialband · · Score: 1

      UV can cause damage to your eyes too. It's the reason why many people buy sunglasses.

    181. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      I am a private driver, and you should be aware that without the threat of birds pooping on your windscreen, 99% of fatal car accidents happen when the car is out of the garage (where it's possible for birds to poop in your windscreen). This (US average of 87 minutes per day) represents approximately 6% of the total time of an average day. Let me repeat: 99% of fatal accidents happen during the same 6% of a car's runtime.

      Given that these are already the most stressful parts of the drive for the driver, adding stress like not being able to see is insanely bad news. If this had happened at night, it could have temporarily blinded the driver, long enough to lose control of the car. If it had happened on the final approach or landing, especially on a windy day, the pilot would have missed the runway and likely cratered.

      Picking nits about whether the driver was permanently blinded or not won't matter so much once everyone aboard (and likely some on the ground) are dead because of the incident.

      Reference: http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/Traffic/story?id=485098&page=1#.UVH7RFuDTxg

      Thus we should kill all birds, or preferably something even more drastic.

    182. Re:Good. by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      You can't import anything into the US over 5mW.

      While you might not be able to buy any complete laser pointer over 5mW, you certainly can buy laser _modules_ waaaaaay over that. I've bought a 100mW red and a 200mW blue for use in CNC cutting from ebay. They shipped from Hong Kong and arrived here with no hassle. I'm about to get a 1.5 watt diode module. (Note to anyone thinking about this: buy a good set of goggles appropriate for the frequency of the laser you want, and _test_ it with a lower-power laser, by shining the lower-power laser through the goggles and measuring the reduction in intensity by, say, measuring the current coming out of a coin-sized solar cell as compared to direct illumination. That'll at least give you some idea you didn't buy junk. Also buy a whole module with glass lenses: trying to make your own optics system with a bare diode pressed into a heatsink and a separate fast axis/collimation lens is a waste of time. You can build your own supply using an LED driver chip, if you don't want the heat associated with typical cheap linear laser diode drivers.)

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    183. Re:Good. by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      He's lucky he didn't get Gitmo'd for being a terrorist attempting mass murder.

    184. Re:Good. by sycodon · · Score: 1

      I thought beer messed with your eyesight.

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    185. Re:Good. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      A person with a fucking twat is, by definition, a heterosexual female.

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    186. Re:Good. by mjr167 · · Score: 2

      I have pulled rocks, leaves, twigs, mushed cheerios, a soggy Oreo, and wads of paper out of my kid's mouths. The idea that they swallow immediately is patently false. They wail and run and flail their arms and try to bite you, but you can get it out. They like to suck on things and chew on them before they swallow and they are actually pretty bad at swallowing.

      When the children are small enough to eat random things they find on the floor, they do actually require constant supervision. It is not "helicopter parenting" to not leave an infant alone in an unfamiliar place. If you were a parent of small children you would know how fast they can go from happily playing with blocks to strangling their brother or hitting him with said blocks. Or how fast they can decide that scaling the stair case is great idea even if they have no idea how to go down it or the realization that they shouldn't jump off it. In their mind Mommy will catch them every single time. In their mind climbing over the back of the couch and jumping off it is a great idea and so is taking apart the TV remote and sucking on the batteries.

      If you cannot prevent a small child from eating a fatal object accidentally, then you fail as a parent. End of story. It is not anyone else's fault. How do you take your child for a walk in the park if you cannot prevent him from eating nightshade? Nightshade grows rampant where I live and is highly toxic. What about poisonous berries? What about grandma's medicine that she keeps in her purse in non-child proof bottles because she has arthritis? Do you just turn your kids loose in your backyard and let them eat anything they find? It's god's fault they found that rock and choked? No. Take responsibility and supervise your children. Yes, it's hard, but if you can't do it, no one else will and the likelihood of your kids surviving the first 3 or 4 years is pretty low.

    187. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure how you would work automobiles into your airtight argument. Care to expand on that?

    188. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, what you "hope" is not how humans actually operate. Wouldn't you rather base your decisions on reality rather than fantasy?

    189. Re:Good. by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Another stupid mother fucker who thinks he knows what people can do without.

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    190. Re:Good. by raftpeople · · Score: 1

      "no plane has ever even had to make a minor course change" I think your post is a candidate for one of the dumbest posts in slashdot history. Just because you happen to be ignorant of all of the various cases that have happened doesn't mean they didn't happen. For example, the Coast Guard helicopter hovering during a training mission and getting hit with a laser lighting up the cockpit - you don't think that's unsafe? Helicopters crash even without lasers during rescue attempts etc.

    191. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only if you order an apple pie

    192. Re:Good. by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      It's a stupid move that really could have dire consequences, so I'm ok with offenders going to jail. Eventually the word will get around.

      Sort of like robbery, rape, assault, fraud, and a whole host of other crimes, right?

      Or did you mean when someone installs their computer equipment in someone elses closet, tries to hide that equipment as they suck down reams of information, then tries to give that information away because they felt is was their right to do so?

      Sounds like you have some personal issues to work out, but ok, I'll bite. The difference here is that the perp has very little to gain by the stunt -- There's no material gain, no (or very little) feeling of control or domination, not even trade collateral or peer appreciation as in your last example. It's precisely the same level of stupid destructiveness as heaving rocks off a freeway overpass.

      I'm aware that punishment often doesn't prevent crime, it simply makes the criminals more careful. (Or, more accurately, the threat of getting caught and the resulting punishment may stop individual crimes in certain times and places, but not crime in general.) But the factors (I just took a class in this and it's still fresh in my mind) include both (a) convincing yourself that you won't get caught, and (b) enough personal gain to warrant making the attempt. I just don't see the gain in pointing a laser at an airplane. I suspect that this is a fad that will pass soon. All the other things you describe have measurable gain (but not always in goods) and as such, will continue.

      So... how did you not notice the additional heat generated by your friend's equipment in your closet?

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    193. Re:Good. by tompaulco · · Score: 4, Funny

      If this happens to you, then aim your plane toward where you first saw the light. You won't save your own life, but with luck, you can save future lives.

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    194. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kids, right? Fat white dude in your late 20's early 30's, right?

      Yeah, you fit the stereotype, bub.

    195. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "No, if you're "an idiot" anywhere, you're an idiot."

      Is anyone else savoring the irony of this guy's response?

    196. Re:Good. by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > I am a private pilot, and you should be aware that without the threat of lasers shining on your windscreen, 56% of fatal aircraft accidents happen during the takeoff, initial climb, final approach and landing phases of flight (where it's possible to shine one of these lasers). This represents approximately 6% of the total time of an average flight. Let me repeat: 56% of fatal accidents happen during the same 6% of a flight.

      I am not a pilot, but I have a friend who is, and I have flown with him in a private plane. I observe that you are absolutely correct, which is why I included the line "especially at low altitude approaching an airport", which according to what I've read, is when most of these laser incidents happen. It's a time when operator load is at its highest, and exactly the wrong time for an added distraction of any kind. I didn't mean to pick nits, just pointing out that often the possible results are painted as more dire than necessary, as crashing the plane due to distraction is certainly dire enough. Perhaps I didn't word it right.

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    197. Re:Good. by Redmancometh · · Score: 1

      I have a cousin who died falling out of bed. Should we van bedframes?

    198. Re:Good. by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      I hate Red laser pointers, I hate washed out projectors, and I hate 'red' text as a way of making something standout in Powerpoint.

      Why? Red/Green colorblindness.

      As a result, I'm always thankful when it comes to the person using a green laserpointer.

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    199. Re:Good. by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      I equate lack of parental supervision as a sign that natural selection should soon be at work in removing their children from the gene pool.

      I don't hate children, I simply think that irresponsible people should be allowed to run their course without interference, thus elevating the quality of the remaining gene pool.

    200. Re:Good. by Redmancometh · · Score: 1

      You could say the same of any small object. A pewter monopoly piece being swallowed (ouuuch the battleship) would do far more damage.

    201. Re:Good. by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      Which is too bad, but then the larger part of the voting pool is all for absolving themselves of any responsibility regarding anything.

    202. Re:Good. by Fjandr · · Score: 2

      Unless you're in the Southern Hemisphere. Then it must be anti-clockwise.

    203. Re:Good. by Redmancometh · · Score: 1

      Does my vasectomy excuse? Or do I have to sacrifice yet more because of *other people's* decision to have kids.

    204. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get better friends.

    205. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most stupid things that a person can do at the age of 19 don't stand a realistic chance of killing hundreds of people. I'm not even sure if I could come up with a car analogy that would compare in terms of the potential to do harm. This was really, really serious. I do agree that 2.5 years is probably a bit much, but I think a year wouldn't be, especially because after pointing it at a plane they also pointed it at a helicopter sent to investigate.

    206. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be fucking pissed if you brought your kid to my house and let it put all my stuff in its mouth just because it doesn't looks dangerous.

    207. Re:Good. by Redmancometh · · Score: 1

      Agreed though 2 weeks maybe a little light. Good chance that incident keeps him out of college I'd imagine. So we go from criminal miscfhief esque crimes to a real criminal. Ah the justice system.

    208. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most cheap "lasers" you buy are not true lasers, running on LEDs.

      How are LED lasers not true lasers?

      How are donuts not bagels?

      IANAS, LED's have a pretty wide emission spectrum, and shine all over the place. I believe also the wave phase of LED's isn't upto LASER standards.

    209. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet, we don't ban guns, knifes or all kinds of dangerous stuff.
      Why? Because they have an age rating. When some dumb fuck parent shows up and says they got their kid a gun and it killed itself, no one gives a shit.
      Because we know not to give a 1 year old a gun.
      But when it's magnets that are clearly labeled as not for children, it's somehow the manufacturers fault?
      No. Fuck off.

    210. Re:Good. by asylumx · · Score: 4, Informative

      Thus we should kill all birds, or preferably something even more drastic.

      Several airports have hawks on the premises for exactly this purpose.

    211. Re:Good. by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

      Of course, but I do believe that for most of us, that's exactly how we operate. Or rather, it's part of how we operate. When our moral compass fails, there's still the value of deterrence. That's why looting is rampant in disasters, for example. The value of deterrence is drops to near zero because people believe, often correctly, that the chaos and fact that so many others are looting as well means they won't be prosecuted. They have the same (broken) moral compass they had before. What changes is their expectation of being held accountable.

    212. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why ROBOTS make better pilots. Humans suck at doing things.

    213. Re:Good. by Redmancometh · · Score: 1

      I doubt hebwould have lazed tge police chopper after causing something like that. I think he'd still be free as wtf as that is

    214. Re:Good. by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      "All because some morons think pointing them at aircraft is a good idea."

      They also think that talking to the police is a good thing. If he'd shut his cakehole, he'd be OK.

    215. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure your argument holds up to logic. Alcohol kills more adults and children than tiny magnets.. we banned alcohol. it didn't work.. we unbanned alcohol. So the ultimate risk of a product is not the reason for a ban. You just want to cherry pick issues, nobody really cares about the availability of magnet toys, so it's an easy thing to ban, no one significant is going to fight back about it.

    216. Re:Good. by Redmancometh · · Score: 1

      You're an idiot igw.

    217. Re:Good. by chromas · · Score: 1

      Assuming somebody is willing to pull it out.

    218. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course a very remote secondary consideration is not blinding the pilot and causing a planeload of passengers to crash. A very remote consideration compared to getting my geek on.

      When you have them classified as restricted weapons in your country and it prevents you from aiming your telescope, or pointing out constellations in the sky to friends and family, then you can talk. But no you don't care about that and would rather exaggerate the risk of a low to medium powered laser blinding a pilot at a range of 10km.

      The idiots who misuse them should be punished, not those with legitimate uses, regardless of whether they label themselves geeks.

      Would you be in favour of kitchen knives getting banned? Any idea how many domestic murders get carried out with kitchen knives? You don't cook, so you don't care? Well that's alright then huh?

    219. Re:Good. by Cederic · · Score: 1

      It's not a weapon. It may not be a toy, but it can be played with. Similarly it can be used as a weapon - but it's a toy at least as much as a weapon.

      Just because you don't want to play with lasers doesn't mean they aren't toys. If you switch out the word play for 'experiment' or 'learn' then you've bumped into a use that a lot of people want them for.

      Lasers rock. Playing with them is fun. Owning them does not mean using them as weapons. Shit, I own machetes and haven't hacked anybody's arm off, you'll be telling me those are weapons too I guess?

    220. Re:Good. by nbauman · · Score: 1

      Ralph Nader settled that. Read Unsafe at Any Speed.

      The automobile companies got up in court, and in Congressional hearings, and said, "Oh, yeah, we knew that 5,000 people a year were getting killed by being impaled on the steering column in minor crashes, and it would cost $50 to eliminate that hazard, but we didn't think it would sell cars so we didn't do it."

      Most believe that if you're making a car, and you know how to save 5,000 lives a year, it's your responsibility to do that.

    221. Re:Good. by Nyder · · Score: 1

      It's because of idiots like this that we can't have nice toys. Laser pointers get banned and people who buy them get looked on with suspicion. All because some morons think pointing them at aircraft is a good idea.

      How about we punish the idiots, and let the rest of us have our toys?

      Punishing idiots are fine. But making an example of someone? 30 months? Seriously? Guess it makes for good convo.

      "hey, i'm doing 24 months for beating the shit out of my ex's new boyfriend"
      "I'm doing 30 months for pointing a laser at an airplane."
      "What? bullshit, you must be a child molester, no one gets 30 months for something like that"

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    222. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A 30 month sentence is not appropriate for being a douchebag

      How is this different than if he were firing a rifle at airplanes? Because a laser pointer is used for entertainment? So are rifles.

    223. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a private pilot, and you should be aware that without the threat of lasers shining on your windscreen, 56% of fatal aircraft accidents happen during the takeoff, initial climb, final approach and landing phases of flight (where it's possible to shine one of these lasers). This represents approximately 6% of the total time of an average flight. Let me repeat: 56% of fatal accidents happen during the same 6% of a flight.

      That 56% seems incredibly low. Are we expected to believe that 44% of plane crash fatalities occur away from the ground? Are mid air fireballs the one piece of juicy news that the networks are massively UNDER reporting? I know the roof peels off the plane a couple times a decade or so due to fatigue, but unless suicide cults are blowing jumbo jets out of the sky in mid-air every week, that 56% is ridiculous. Are there floating brick walls drifting about that we haven't heard about causing these mid-air fatalities?

      Of course, I'm sure those statistics aren't lies, or damn lies. And everyone has a fear of flying, no one is just concerned about an abrupt stop to falling at the end of the flight. Next you'll tell me that about 40% of all people who call in sick do so on a Monday or a Friday, and that it is just a coincidence that it turns a 2 day weekend into a 3 day weekend. Surely, you were ignorant of that and didn't intend to quote meaningless statistics out of context to justify your viewpoint with an absurd appeal to authority, did you?

    224. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't import a LASER POINTER over 5mw, but put a keyswitch on it and it becomes a PORTABLE LASER without the silly 5mw restrictions.

      Besides, if I'm going to go to jail anyway, I'm going to order 500 of the 1watt jobs, collimate em down into a single beam and turn it into something truly newsworthy :)

    225. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they are relying on the attempted murder, which actually happened. If the 'what if' of the plane crashing occurred, the resulting sentence would not be measured in months

    226. Re:Good. by sjames · · Score: 1

      You are clearly doing your best to dodge the matter. Sure the parent killer can't kill his parents again, but the problem is that he killed SOMEONE and he certainly could do that again. But you knew that, right?

      Yeah, because everyone involved in the prosecution is just sitting at home drooling about putting this guy in prison.

      They certainly do act as if that is the case, though I can't imagine why. I suspect the answer lies somewhere in the infamous Stanford prison experiment.

    227. Re:Good. by femtobyte · · Score: 1

      Actually, probably not. Kids swallow funny things all the time; the human digestive system is fortunately pretty good at just passing it through (or humankind would have gone extinct tens of thousands of years ago). The specific problem with strong magnets (that monopoly pieces don't have) isn't that the individual parts are unusually dangerous on their own. Rather, that a kid swallows one (which starts its migration into the intestine), then a second a bit later: once the two magnets "find" each other across some internal tissue barrier (like between two adjacent folds of the large intestine), they'll clamp together --- sticking in place, and eventually killing and perforating whatever tissue was in-between. So, now the kid has a perforated gut leaking straight into their abdominal cavity, so a few days later they unexpectedly get very sick (massive infection of all their internal organs), and die.

    228. Re:Good. by sjames · · Score: 1

      Someone somewhere has died of a bullet wound. The same is not true of a laser pointer, even when wielded by an idiot. So much so that I find it quite believable when he says he didn't even really think the pilot would be able to see it.

      That doesn't make it a grand idea, and it doesn't mean he shouldn't receive some sort of non custodial penalty, but over 2 years in prison is way excessive for that.

    229. Re:Good. by rmstar · · Score: 1

      Please do not vote or breed. It is the parent's responsibility to ensure the environment the children is safe - always unless that responsibility is given to a caretaker. Even selecting a quality caretaker is a parent's responsibility. Stop trying to blame your ineptitude on inanimate objects.

      The issue is: what happens that moment when attention slips, perhaps for not longer than a second? It's obviously better when there are no buckyball supermagnets or guns around. That's why it is a good idea to regulate them by law.

      You are really stupid and deluded if you think you can keep 100% attention always, day and night, for years on end.

      Mistakes happen. If you think you are able to 100% not make a mistake, then you are a deluded idiot and a liability to yourself and everyone around you.

    230. Re:Good. by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      This guy got off very light IMO. Isn't the penalty in the US for participating in a DDoS attack 10 years?

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    231. Re:Good. by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

      Most cheap "lasers" you buy are not true lasers, running on LEDs.

      How are LED lasers not true lasers?

      Something my physics teacher in high school told me, that was a long time ago though. I don't claim to know exactly how a laser works, although I have a decent understanding. His point was the cheap little "lasers" you buy, wherever, weren't true lasers, but basically just focused LED light, not built the same way a "true" laser is.

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    232. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there was a gun on the coffee table.....

      Ahhh, Americans stand out like dogs balls in here, dont they.
      Just casually talk about guns lying on tables like its the most common thing in the world.

      So fucked up on so many levels.

    233. Re:Good. by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      You can be an inconsiderate idiot and a de-facto supervillain at the same time. Perfect example: A moron pointing a laser at an aircraft, putting hundreds of lives at risk, oblivious to the danger he's creating.

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    234. Re:Good. by fyngyrz · · Score: 2

      It's obviously better when there are no buckyball supermagnets or guns around.

      Yes. And that's your job. Not the state's. You control the environment. You are responsible for the environment. There is no way the state can make the environment you provide "safe enough", that is completely on you. The moment you start passing that responsibility off to the state, you've failed those children. Sure, there may not be little buckyball magnets on the floor, the state saw to that, but there might be needles, pins, insecticide residue, broken glass... just to name a few of the more obvious candidates in a list that could go on for many, many pages.

      Oh, you wouldn't let your kid crawl around where they could find a nice shiny bit of broken glass and put it in their mouth?

      Ok, fine. Sounds like good parenting to me. So why is it that you want the state to exempt you from keeping little magnets out of their space? What's the difference? Or would you have the state legislate all things away from you that might cause harm? Welcome to your padded room -- you deserve it.

      People like you are, quite literally this time, why we can't have nice things.

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    235. Re:Good. by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      The pilots can't see anything out the windows (and maybe not even in the cockpit) while the laser is being fired at the plane. But no plane crash has resulted from this yet. You want to keep trying that luck?

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    236. Re:Good. by fyngyrz · · Score: 2

      And so, all things should be legislated as Unsafe and Forbidden. Yes?

      Your world would have rounded edges, taste bland, and result in a drooling, useless populace.

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    237. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And beer overrides both.

      Wisdom is supposed to prevent you from getting the beer. If you do anyway, chances are you don't have the wisdom in the first place.

    238. Re:Good. by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      You are clearly doing your best to dodge the matter. Sure the parent killer can't kill his parents again, but the problem is that he killed SOMEONE and he certainly could do that again. But you knew that, right?

      He probably has little to none of the same motive to kill anyone besides his parents, so the statement stands: he is unlikely to do it again even if you never put him in jail. Were the sole goal of laws to prevent recidivism, then 1) they are a complete failure based on existing recidivism rates and 2) someone who kills his parents should not go to jail.

      That's not dodging the matter, that's called "reductio ad absurdum". "Likelyhood of doing it again" is not a good basis to determine punishment. The sole goal of punishment is not just to prevent repeat offending but to deter others. 30 months in prison for someone who assaults a police officer and tried to blind a pilot carrying passengers is not outrageous.

      They certainly do act as if that is the case,

      In your imagination, perhaps, but not the real world.

    239. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I'm wondering is how people get caught?

      There are already drones surveilling most of the continental US.

      The government doesn't want you to know this but it IS happening.

      The drones have targeting technology onboard which was originally developed
      to pinpoint a sniper on the ground, but when someone on the ground uses a
      laser pointer the job of the drone's location technology is made easier by several
      orders of magnitude.

      Your masters are watching. Behave or pay the price.

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    240. Re:Good. by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Green pointers, which rely on frequency-doubling optics, also emitted âoeunacceptableâ levels of infrared light, reported the team led by NIST Laser Safety Officer Joshua Hadler.

      In October of 2010, Optics and Photonics News published an article "A Red Light for Green Laser Pointers" that described a simple way to detect the IR from a green laser pointer using a CD as a refracting element, a TV remote control as a standard emitter, and a web or other digital camera as a detector. The basics are you use the CD to refract the source (green laser or TV remote) and a digital camera (most are sensitive to IR) as a detector to see where the pure IR (TV remote) and mixed IR/green (laser) dots show up.

      It's a paywalled article so linking to it wouldn't be worthwhile.

    241. Re:Good. by rmstar · · Score: 1

      Yes. And that's your job. Not the state's. You control the environment. You are responsible for the environment.

      No, I don't. I have influence, but I don't have ultimate control over it. If you think you do, please go consult a psychiatrist - because you are utterly deluded and belive you are some kind of deity.

      There is no way the state can make the environment you provide "safe enough", that is completely on you.

      It can't make it completely safe, but can help avoid the worst. This is a fact.

      People like you are, quite literally this time, why we can't have nice things.

      If by "nice things" you mean things like assault weapons and 1000mW lasers, then, well, frankly, I am proud. Your short-sightedness, stupidity, and recklessness is something worth fighting against. I am happy to know that the reasonable people are winning.

    242. Re:Good. by cusco · · Score: 1

      I'll call BS on that one. We have a transparent canoe made of the same material as aircraft windscreens (Lexan, I think), which is considerably more scratched and pitted than most pilots will allow their windscreen to get. I have fired a laser at it, and end up with a pretty red blob a couple inches wide. If I had a high powered laser and was half a mile away, using a tripod and scope so that I could keep on target, perhaps my blob might be a couple feet wide. A bit of an exaggeration to say "pilots can't see anything out the windows".

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    243. Re:Good. by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

      The problem with the magnets isn't that they are being swallowed. It's that they're being swallowed twice at two different times. First magnet goes down, no problem. Just like swallowing a coin. Six hours later the second magnet goes down and once it gets to the intestine it is close enough "as the crow flies" to the first magnet to stick together and when doing so they capture some of the child's intestine between them. And the constant pressure from the magnets on the tissue result in impairment of blood to that tissue leading to tissue death and then serious medical complications for the toddler.

    244. Re:Good. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      If by "nice things" you mean things like assault weapons and 1000mW lasers, then, well, frankly, I am proud.

      I have no doubt whatsoever that you are.

      I am happy to know that the reasonable people are winning.

      Now that, you got backwards.

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    245. Re:Good. by cusco · · Score: 1

      Oh, you haven't read many of the threads about evolution, that was far from the dumbest posts ever.

      Helicopters crash because the pilot gets a bee sting and goes into anaphylactic shock. We should outlaw bees. Good grief. Have you ever tried to light something up at any sort of distance? I couldn't keep my own laser pointer steady on the doorknob on the door of the house across the street, good fracking luck to someone thinking that they can light up a cockpit of a plane traveling at 200 kph a kilometer or two away for more than a half a second.

      If someone buys a 500+mw laser, puts it on a tripod, and mounts a scope on it then it would legitimately be a danger to aircraft pilots. There are already laws that would apply if they tried to point that at a plane, why do you feel that it's necessary to add another layer of law on top of something that would already be a crime?

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    246. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, its because the drone industry secretly pushed laws all over America that contain harsh penalties for pointing lasers at aircraft. High power lasers render their sophisticated cameras useless. Everything was done under the guise of security. Don't be fooled.

    247. Re:Good. by PPH · · Score: 1

      start sentencing people to 30 months for first offense drunk driving,

      Fine by me. When do we start?

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    248. Re:Good. by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      That's what all the pilots have said. Maybe it's a huge conspiracy among pilots to take down the handheld laser industry, honestly I wouldn't know. But the FBI and FAA seem to be taking it pretty seriously:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9pO9AgrzAc

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    249. Re:Good. by cusco · · Score: 1

      BTW, those canoes are sold by a company called Clear Blue Hawaii. They're very cool, I've taken ours out on Puget Sound a couple of times, you can see all kinds of stuff that surface ripples would normally obscure. I'm not associated with them, just a very happy customer.

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    250. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Intelligence is a knowing a tomatoe is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad :)

    251. Re:Good. by Loundry · · Score: 1

      Especially if your children are at the age where they instinctively put things in their mouths, you need to watch them at all times.

      Spoken like a true non-parent.

      There are NO parents who watch their children "at all times". How long does it take for a child to pick something up, put it in their mouth, and swallow it? About a second, perhaps. If you really "need" to watch a toddler "at all times", think about all the things that are difficult to do because you have to be hawk-like hovering over the child like a neurotic poltergeist without even one second of inattentiveness. Things like: cooking, watching the road (instead of the child) while driving, sex, and probably most importantly, watching your other children.

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    252. Re:Good. by jnork · · Score: 1

      ... I'm not sure if this is funny or sick. I'm leaning towards "both".

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    253. Re:Good. by Technician · · Score: 1

      Interesting that they left the identifying GPS coordinates in the video.

      38:36:01N 121:23:21W

      Suburb of Sacranento CA Arden-Arcade neighborhood
      http://boulter.com/gps/#38%2036%2001N%20%20-121%2023%2021

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    254. Re:Good. by sjames · · Score: 1

      Actually, he likely has a low threshold for killing someone and so likely will do it again. For a successful 'reductio ad absurdum' argument, each step has to make sense and seem to be correct on it's face at least. That failed with my obvious objection in step 1.

      On the other hand, let's say that somehow, you are absolutely certain that a person who killed his parents will never kill again. What is your actual justification for imprisoning him?

    255. Re:Good. by sjames · · Score: 1

      I said malicious, not de-facto. In the absense of malice, he can easily enough learn that it would be a bad thing to do again. Just telling him it's illegal and could cause an accident might even be enough.

    256. Re:Good. by dukeblue219 · · Score: 1

      I'm red/green colorblind and cannot see the red laser pointers at all unless I'm looking at the exact spot where the beam is. I can't follow it around the screen at all. The green ones, on the other hand, I can see just fine. I suspect I'm not the only one who much prefers green for this reason.

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    257. Re:Good. by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      Please do not vote or breed. It is the parent's responsibility to ensure the environment the children is safe

      This all sounds nice and cosy when you write it down, but I'm a parent and it's simply not practical to eyeball your children non-stop for 18 years. Yes you try your hardest and do your best, but it is physically impossible to have that level of vigilance. Some kids will have accidents no matter how hard to protect them, then of course there's the argument that too much protection makes your kids more vulnerable because you're helicoptered them their whole lives. I actually allow my kids to get into semi-supervised trouble because I think it helps them learn and develop. Life comes with risk, we should aim to manage this risk, not avoid it altogether.

    258. Re:Good. by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      Eating magnets? What's the attraction in that?

      Ironic, don't you think?

      Well there's some positives and some negatives...

    259. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because harsh gun regulation does away with dip fucks who don't follow them anyway. Right. The same tired brain dead gun grabber idiocy.

    260. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      but is not exactly the same thing as smoking two sets of eyes and leaving the plane permanently pilotless.

      I am a private pilot, and you should be aware that without the threat of lasers shining on your windscreen, 56% of fatal aircraft accidents happen during the takeoff, initial climb, final approach and landing phases of flight (where it's possible to shine one of these lasers). This represents approximately 6% of the total time of an average flight. Let me repeat: 56% of fatal accidents happen during the same 6% of a flight.

      Given that these are already the most stressful parts of the flight for the pilot, adding stress like not being able to see is insanely bad news. If this had happened at night, it could have temporarily blinded the pilot, long enough to lose control of the plane on the initial climb and stall it out. If it had happened on the final approach or landing, especially on a windy day, the pilot would have missed the runway and likely cratered.

      Picking nits about whether the pilot was permanently blinded or not won't matter so much once everyone aboard (and likely some on the ground) are dead because of the incident.

      Reference: http://planecrashinfo.com/cause.htm

      Your concerns are real, but it's no nit that in spite of thousands of incidences investigated by the FAA, not a single one has been attributed to laser pointers.

      Let me repeat: Not a single has been attributed to laser pointers.

      Given that not a single incident has been known to have been caused by a laser pointer, does it make sense to be handing out long jail sentences to idiots just for being idiots? We don't see long jail sentences for people pulled over for yakking on their cell phones, yet those have caused more accidents than we can count.

    261. Re:Good. by lgw · · Score: 1

      A cogent and well reasoned argument. Quite compelling.

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    262. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the US justice system is based on revenge and maximum pain and suffering for those caught in it.

    263. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't about safety. It isn't about pilots, and it sure as hell isn't about protecting the public.

      It's about drumming up fear and ratcheting up intinidation because powerful lasers are powerful weapons against spy drones that the feds and the cops want to use on everyone.

      Ponder that for a while.

    264. Re:Good. by cgimusic · · Score: 1

      I am not so sure. I think it could reach a plane that was landing (which this one was) but I doubt it could cause permanent blindness at that range.

    265. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big thank you for introducing me to unitednuclear.com. That site is fucking awwwesome!

      Also, Oblivion ruled. (if that's the grey fox you're referencing).

    266. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The lethality of the magnets isn't sufficiently different from the lethality of other metal objects with a similar size and makeup. We don't ban nuts and bolts but if your toddler eats one that's holding together your truck and is covered in petrochemicals it'll be a swift trip to the ER.

      Hell, for the buckyball magnets to get 'stuck' you have to screw up TWICE; the intestinal pinch is caused by magnets attracting that have been eaten at separate times. If they go down as a pair they will usually just pass.

    267. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you implying that tiny little rare-earth magnets shaped into spheres could wipe out humanity?

    268. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With publicity over the punishment for doing it, other idiots may just learn something. Just telling the one idiot that they did a bad thing that could have led to a crash doesn't serve the larger purpose of stopping this behavior.

      Well why not just fucking shoot him? That will certainly make bigger headlines and be just as much of a deterrent.

      The kid gets 30 months (probably much less if he behaves) in jail

      No he'll do basically all of it. It is a federal crime, so the minimum for a 30 month sentence is 26 months (87.1%).

      but is now much less likely to bring down a plane by blinding the pilot.

      He isn't much less likely to bring down a plane at all, because he was never likely to bring down a plane to begin with. There have been a few thousand reported laser attacks in the US and... 0 crashes.

      You're more likely to kill someone the next time you're 5mph over the speed limit driving at night than this kid

    269. Re:Good. by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      Throughout most of human history, the infant mortality rate was 30-40%.

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    270. Re:Good. by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      Please do not vote or breed.

      Particularly good advice for the hypothetical friend who leaves loaded guns lying around their house.

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    271. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a loaded gun is lying where a toddler can get it, it's also lying where an intruder can get it. Statistically speaking, if there is a loaded gun owned by someone in a house, then someone legitimately living in that house is far more likely to be injured by that gun than an intruder is.

      Self defence is the second stupidest common reason to own a gun. It's just behind defending yourself from your government going rogue.

    272. Re:Good. by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      No sane person advocates "ban everything unsafe", and no sane person advocates "no regulation whatsoever". Between those straw man positions lies a vast continuum of possibilities. I don't know what thread you're reading, but this one is about where to draw the line.

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    273. Re:Good. by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Actually, he likely has a low threshold for killing someone and so likely will do it again.

      Actually he probably has a high threshold and there will be little or no motive for him to kill others. "You were sexually abusive when I was 8 and were attacking my sister..." Nope. "You put too tight a curfew on..." Nope. "You were a drunk that repeatedly battered Mom ..." Nope. The motive is gone. He won't do it again, and certainly he cannot kill his parents more than once so technically he cannot do it again if he wanted to.

      On the other hand, let's say that somehow, you are absolutely certain that a person who killed his parents will never kill again. What is your actual justification for imprisoning him?

      That question is absurd on its face and I need make no further argument. You're actually trying to claim it is ok not to put a double murderer in jail at all. You've missed the point entirely.

    274. Re:Good. by sjames · · Score: 1

      Actually he probably has a high threshold and there will be little or no motive for him to kill others. "You were sexually abusive when I was 8 and were attacking my sister..." Nope. "You put too tight a curfew on..." Nope. "You were a drunk that repeatedly battered Mom ..." Nope. The motive is gone. He won't do it again, and certainly he cannot kill his parents more than once so technically he cannot do it again if he wanted to.

      If any of those are true, then he absolutely should not go to jail for even a day. Only a monster would compound a lifetime of abuse finally ended with a prison sentence.

    275. Re:Good. by sjames · · Score: 1

      Unless, of course, the 'abuse' was a curfew.

    276. Re:Good. by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

      By that line of reasoning, a wolf that can survive well in the wild will do just as well living in a mall? Children and parents are *adapted* to a certain environment. Add endless new hazards and you can expect changing results... There are limits to human vigilance and human flexibility.

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    277. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We punish a crime based on the foreseeable consequences of the crime, not on the simplicity of the act..

      Not true. You get less punishment for attempted murder or manslaughter than murder.

    278. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those people were merely lucky then. If customs catches you trying to import 5mW+ lasers, your ass is in deep shit.

    279. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's still irresponsible parenting. As a good parent, you should not only know what your child is doing, where they are, who they are with, the characters of their friends and what belongings you've bought them, you should also teach them not to put their hand in a fire, not to shit on the floor, not to put things in their nose and not to eat non-food like a fucking magnet.

      Becoming a parent is not something to take lightly. It's not an easy job so if you aren't prepared to go whole hog and disrupt your life in favour of your child, then just forget about it.

    280. Re:Good. by Phydeaux · · Score: 1

      It's because of idiots like this that we can't have nice toys. Laser pointers get banned and people who buy them get looked on with suspicion. All because some morons think pointing them at aircraft is a good idea.

      How about we punish the idiots, and let the rest of us have our toys?

      Uh huh. Put into perspective, isn't this the current "gun control" movement? A few $hits do really awful things with firearms and the rest of the peaceful population gets to pay for it?

    281. Re:Good. by stymy · · Score: 1

      Drunk driving doesn't risk killing 200+ people. Besides, 30 months with possible parole seems fine to me for driving while drunk. Not that hard to call a cab.

    282. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "making an example of the guy" is one of the requirements of sentencing; it's called 'general deterrance' over here.

    283. Re:Good. by sabri · · Score: 1

      Given that not a single incident has been known to have been caused by a laser pointer, does it make sense to be handing out long jail sentences to idiots just for being idiots? We don't see long jail sentences for people pulled over for yakking on their cell phones, yet those have caused more accidents than we can count.

      They average people yakking on their cell phone does not fly an airplane carrying shitloads of fuel and 300+ souls at a speed of 200+ knots over a densely populated area.

      The fact that not a single incident has been caused by a laser does not mean we should be pointing lasers at planes.

      As a pilot, I can tell you that there are two critical moments in a flight: take-off and landing. Everybody can take off in an airplane with minimal instructions. Landing an aircraft is a difficult process and the airman will need to focus on the task at hand. During approach and landing, pilots of commercial flights do not talk about anything other than landing. A laser pointer will disrupt cockpit sterility and cause danger.

      No air accident has a single cause: it is always a chain of events. Some idiot pointing a laser at an airplane might just be the connecting link in a chain of disaster. That, AC, is worth a life without parole sentence.

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    284. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For a start, those stats are from 2008. Considering how many people have laser pointers now vs 5 years ago I think some more up-to-date stats are required. Heck, take a little look at these stats to see that the reported incidents of laser pointers has almost quadrupled since your stats were published.

      Secondly, WTF cares whether or not there have been any casualties directly attributed to a laser pointer shone at an aircraft? There are plenty of reports from pilots about being distracted and minor incidents (the type that get no investigation from the FAA who actually only investigate a small number of actual incidents that meet certain criteria). What gives anyone the right to endanger lives just so they have a jolly shining a light at an aircraft? The jail sentence (which IMHO was rather harsh) is for endangering lives. Stupid people who do so for their own amusement should be smacked down with some jail time.

    285. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I was hit in the eye with a laser from a distance of less than a hundred feet. It is not the blinding that is dangerous when you get a low powered pointer laser in your eye. Very few have had the experience since something that can permanently damage your eyes is not something you try for fun. The laser beam only affects maybe a couple of square millimeters of your retina, so you are not blinded in the way you would be if someone flashed a powerful ordinary light in your eyes. The experience is more like being stabbed in the eye, or at lest poked really hard. The pain was so sharp that my head flew back in a reflex as if i had been punched in the face and I made a short scream of shock and pain. The eye that was hit also shut by reflex and I was not able to open it for several seconds.

      Small laser pointers can seem so innocent, but people should be educated that it can be as dangerous to point one at a landing plane as to fire a gun at it.

    286. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet cars kill more toddlers every day than magnets ever have and they are still legal. Tragedy can be used to shutdown industries, but only if those industries can't afford to defend themselves.

    287. Re:Good. by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Imagine someone is driving the wrong way down a freeway. Should he just get a fine for reckless driving? What if he tells his friends, or posts on his social media of choice that he's going to do this? Still a mere reckless driving charge? What if he decides to get drunk first? Is it okay to consider jail time now?

      Or how about this - a guy (he's a marksman, even!) decides he's going to shoot the cap off your head - without asking you. Don't worry, he's done it dozens of times before. Are you okay with that?

      Face it. This clown willfully and with premeditation engaged in an activity which had the real (if not necessarily high) risk of causing harm or death to a large number of people. You can't accidentally shine a laser pointer on a place for any length of time without trying or not noticing. So, there are three things that happened here. First, this guy engaged in an activity that put other people in some amount of risk, without their consent and without their being able to safely mitigate it. Second, he actively pursued this event. Third, his victims were fortunate enough to pass through this unscathed. I'm not too interested in greatly mitigating the consequences for the first two acts just because no one actually got hurt. And let's face it, if people actually had gotten hurt or died, 2.5 years wouldn't happen even with good behaviour, so his sentence was mitigated by some amount due to the outcome.

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    288. Re:Good. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      This one is about some morons drawing the ine at magnets, which invites, nay, demands, such comparisons. Perhaps you missed the point, as often happens on slashdot, where nanny-state trolls abound.

      But hey... I forgive you.

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    289. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a hard time believing that his intention was anything other than to blinding the pilot.

      Blinding the pilot during a landing is so obviously life threatening that I have no sympathy for him.

      That said, I believe that jail time is pointless. If someone is dangerous enough to necessitate removal from society, you lock them up until they can be evaluated as safe. Specifying a duration implies that prison somehow makes them less likely to reoffend based on the time served. If they aren't dangerous enough to lock up indefinitely at time of conviction, punish them via community service so that society gets something for the money we spend on the punishment.

    290. Re:Good. by Zyrill · · Score: 1

      I don't know why it should be different here. In Germany, where I lived before moving to MA, they even sell *drum roll* Kinder Surprise! Google it if you don't know what that is... it's banned here in the US. So what you are saying is that US parents are so inept at bringing up their brood that more stringent regulation is needed here as opposed to Europe? hahaha... well... At this point, let me only say that I love the Darwin award.

    291. Re:Good. by Zyrill · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's the other way around: Europe is less nanny. In Europe, you can buy things that your toddler can swallow (Kinder Surprise, anybody?). They also don't tell you your coffee is hot...

    292. Re:Good. by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      If this one is about drawing the line at magnets, then your use of the phrase "all things" was unconstructive hyperbole.

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    293. Re:Good. by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      When manufacturers try that in product liability cases, the juries don't buy it and hit them with big damage awards. "I knew some toddlers were dying but I'm a libertarian and it serves them right for having irresponsible parents" is not a successful trial strategy.

      It seems to work in cases about firearms, so you can't blame them for trying.

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    294. Re:Good. by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      These handheld high powered lasers are weapons not toys. Such lasers should be regulated the same way automatic weapons are.

      Which is to say, barely regulated at all?

      Handheld high powered lasers are neither weapons nor toys, they are tools. They should be regulated the same way chainsaws are.

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    295. Re:Good. by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Then you failed as a parent. And you know what? That's okay. It's your fault but we all make mistakes and children are resilient creatures. Do your best, hope for the best, know you'll screw up somewhere. Sorry that you don't win a medal and that you have to face your errors. You'll be okay, your kid will be better off for it too. It's not their responsibility unless they specifically shoulder that responsibility and it behooves you to seek quality friends, toys, and environments. Even when you don't they'll probably survive, forgive you, and love you so the medal doesn't mean a whole lot. It's not anyone's fault but your own but it's going to happen regardless and, when it does, it sure as hell isn't the fault of the inanimate object.

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    296. Re:Good. by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Read my reply to him. I can see where you'd be confused and I should have been more clear. It's impossible to be a perfect parent but blaming inanimate objects and trying to push the onus onto those around them isn't an effective parenting strategy. It is also unlikely that one will be a perfect parent and a good thing that kids are generally pretty tough.

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    297. Re:Good. by KGIII · · Score: 1

      This is also true. It is probably also true if you even HAVE a friend who'd leave an unattended firearm (loaded or unloaded) down on a coffee table or the floor when there's a child present. Perhaps it'd be best if they would ditch that friend before having a child. Just taking a child into that environment is a sign of poor parenting. However, even should this mythical, irresponsible, and improbable friend exist the burden still lies on the parent to ensure the environment is safe and a responsible parent will know and/or notice randomly scattered firearms in the Playroom of Death.

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    298. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how many kids choke and die with peanuts or the like? And the manufacturers know it. And nobody think that banning anything similar to peanuts is the right thing to do.

    299. Re:Good. by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Somehow I think you completely failed to grasp what I wrote? Perhaps you're confusing what I quoted someone else saying as something I said. I'm a firm believer in the right to bear arms. Hell, I think that the laws should be expanded to include even more dangerous weapons. The type of weapons aren't, and never have been, the problem. I suppose that they could try to outlaw all firearms in their entirety but I don't think that would work too well. We need neither more overly complex laws nor fewer liberties. That you'd confuse me for a "gun grabber" is amusing.

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    300. Re:Good. by stenvar · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, "don't eat random stuff off the floor" was an even greater imperative for small kids pre-21st century than it is now.

    301. Re:Good. by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Don't believe everything your high school physics teacher tells you.

      Laser diodes are not the same as normal LEDs (although they are, obviously, light emitting diodes). While there may be some cheap LED flashlights masquerading as laser pointers, it's pretty easy to tell coherent laser light from random non-laser LED light, and most laser pointers (including the couple I have here) use real coherent light. (The clue is in the speckle pattern the light makes on a non-glossy surface.)

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    302. Re:Good. by stenvar · · Score: 1

      Yes, but primarily due to infectious diseases and starvation.

    303. Re:Good. by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      True, but irrelevant. It's only in recent centuries that "protecting kids" was a realistic goal. For hundreds of thousands of years, the death of some of your children was tragic, but inevitable. That's why you had a lot of kids. (That, and nowhere-near-as-reliable contraception.)

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    304. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FTFA: "The FAA last May said the number of reported laser incidents nationwide had risen for the fifth consecutive year to 3,592 in 2011. Pointing a laser at an aircraft can cause temporary blindness or make airliner pilots take evasive measures to avoid the laser light."

      And yet, even with thousands of incidents every year, "temporary blindness" is still theoretical. It's never actually happened. Nobody has ever actually been in danger. The only thing that has in fact happened, time and time again, is that pilots get really annoyed, some of them get annoyed enough to make conscious passive-aggressive responses, as in "Oh yeah?! Well I guess I have to take 'evasive maneuvers' and report them then!"

      Stop believing the fear-hype and accept it for what it is: Idiotic attention-seeking asshats waving laser pointers. Punish them, sure, but keep it in perspective.

    305. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While a parent can't watch a child 100% of the time they should be watchful 100% of the time where the conditions are potentially unsafe. That said this isn't reality. Life has risks. Deal with it. We don't need to outlaw everything that is a risk. Warnings should suffice and those who are not terribly responsible should not be handed toys that are potentially dangerous. IE if your 14 year old gets the risk of a pistil or other dangerous item then by all means let them buy one. If they don't get that they need to keep the bucky balls out of the reach of there 3 year old brother DO NOT BUY your 14 year old bucky balls.

    306. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is dumb reasoning. The risk is obviously not significant or there would be significantly more crashes every year based on the number of these incidents. Years in jail doesn't make sense. The liability should be on the manufacturer and seller. It should be a stiff financial penalty-not a financial death sentence though. If the end-user is aware of the danger and does it anyway then go and throw them in jail for a couple of weeks. Just because something could happen doesn't mean we should throw someone in jail for years on end in off chance it might possibly some day cause a major (minor if you kept it in perspective) crash.

    307. Re:Good. by stenvar · · Score: 1

      I understand what you're trying to say, but your argument really doesn't work. Accidents and poisonings are not like disease. Parental sloppiness and ineptitude wasn't masked by childhood disease, parents really did use to teach their kids to behave responsibly earlier on.

    308. Re:Good. by jewens · · Score: 1

      Duh, that is why character sheets have separate spots to record them!

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    309. Re:Good. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      This is your geeky friend's responsibility. He should tidy up his dangerous stuff when the friend brings his kid over.

      Would you blame your geeky friend if your toddler drank a test tube full of crap that the geeky friend had left on a low shelf? Yes, because he should have put that stuff away.

      To those who it applies: I bet you put medicines in high cupboards, despite having no kids yourself, right? Hmmm, I wonder why.

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    310. Re:Good. by Sicily1918 · · Score: 1

      But by your logic, wouldn't we also suck at building the same robots that are so good at piloting?

    311. Re:Good. by dywolf · · Score: 1

      I recognize my responsibilities as a parent.
      But as a parent let me tell you....toddlers are crafty devils,
      and you'd know that if you actually had any kids.
      You think think you found everything hazardous? Hah.
      Those little fingers get into places you can't even see as an adult,
      and they're surprisingly strong too.

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    312. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      F*cking magnets... how do they work?

    313. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Peanuts aren't obviously dangerous. It's not obvious to parents how peanuts could kill a toddler.

    314. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I couldn't agree more!
      *cocks gun*
      i like my toys!

    315. Re:Good. by kmoser · · Score: 1

      This wouldn't have happened if the aircraft were armed with their own lasers.

    316. Re:Good. by kmoser · · Score: 1

      How do they get rid of any rogue hawks? Pterodactyls?

    317. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you never watched a baby or toddler at play? Everything within reach, and not immovable, ends up in the kid's mouth at some point. I guess it is how they learn what is edible and what isn't.

    318. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that humans survived does not ipso facto mean that lots of kids were not killed. "We've survived this far" is meaningless unless your only goal is to make sure humans, as a race, do not die out.

      You may be on the right side of this debate, but the argument you are making is very poor.

    319. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm more worried about the lax laws that allow gunphobic retards to breed.

    320. Re:Good. by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      And so, all things should be legislated as Unsafe and Forbidden. Yes?

      Your world would have rounded edges, taste bland, and result in a drooling, useless populace.

      No. I never said that. Enough with the strawman. I merely pointed out the *reality* that even the best of parents cannot watch their child 24/7.
      I said chance plays a part in everything. So I neither agree with banning everything, nor blaming the parents for everything. Ergo, shit happens.
      Oh, and whoever modded me flamebait, really? Someone's in a kneejerk mood.

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    321. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I support removing warning labels from everything, and making it much easier for toddlers to die. It's how nature improves the breed.

      I am a parent, and my right to have fun is more important than the right of retards to pass on their genes.

      Your way leads to a world where we ban everything that kills retards and live in borderline prisons. My way leads to a world with lawn darts, ATVs, bacon and tequila, with beer machines in the hotel lobby.

    322. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what exactly does the idiot pilot think evasive maneuvers will do? If he's been painted by a military weapon, he 1) won't see the beam and 2) is fucked anyway.

      If it's not a military weapon, there's no need for evasive maneuvers.

      How about 30 months in jail for him, and revocation of his pilot and driving licenses? Idiot douchebaggery works both ways.

    323. Re:Good. by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      It's because of idiots like this that we can't have nice toys. Laser pointers get banned and people who buy them get looked on with suspicion. All because some morons think pointing them at aircraft is a good idea.

      How about we punish the idiots, and let the rest of us have our toys?

      Because they have evil spirits in them and having one will cause you to do evil. Just like guns. (\sarcasm)

    324. Re:Good. by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      I'll argue with that, at 50mW it would have to be mirror or very polished metal flat surface to cause eye damage, not curved doorknob or bulb reflector or chrome car bumper which will spread the beam to "avoidance reflex" luminance. How many people blinded or partially blinded by laser light have you heard of, there are more people with spot blindness from welding.

    325. Re:Good. by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      Some politician was wanting to ban Peanuts because some kids can die if they get even a trace.

      Do you eat peanut butter, or give it to your kids? ...

    326. Re:Good. by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      Banning inanimate objects has little effect beyond producing windfall profits for criminal gangs.
      See "Prohibition" and "War on Drugs". The laws -created- the criminal gangs, and the gangs bribed politicians to keep the laws.

    327. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, regarding *your* argument (about "liability" and "death"), alcohol and automobiles should be outlawed also.

      What's that, you think I'm being unreasonable? Well, then, so much for *your* argument!

    328. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea .. you're right!
      We should also send our own message by holding him down and shining the lasers in his eyes!

    329. Re:Good. by WGFCrafty · · Score: 1

      After your toddler blows her head off, you realize that the teddy bear was a loaded custom-designed teddy-bear-shaped semi-automatic pistol with the safety off.

      .

      Whos houses are you visiting?

      And I'll take two.

    330. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if i were a terrorist i'd definitely think about building super powerful lasers coupled with a stabilizing movement system such that the laser always points at the same square inch area of even a moving object and then point it at the engines/fuel tank.

    331. Re:Good. by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

      imagine the damage a wireless ferret might cause...

    332. Re:Good. by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

      Dickheads don't just lase passing aircraft. I got flashed while driving a few weeks ago and it _HURT_ - badly enough that I swerved involuntarily. This was very near a freeway interchange and I could easily see the idiots doing it off the overbridge "to see what happened".

    333. Re:Good. by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      So you have decided that YOUR opinion overrides that of consumer safety organizations on every continent on the entire planet?

      Because that is how universal the ban on these magnets now is.

      What a colossal megalomaniac you are.

    334. Re:Good. by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      So what do you tell people who have a dead child on their hands?

      Oh sorry it's your fault because you didn't watch her 24x7x365?

      Do you personally watch your child 24x7x365? Or do you have a job and sleep 8 hours a day like most people, and does your child visit other homes and attend schools?

      The idea that a parent has strict control over everything a child is exposed to is hopelessly naive and incredibly stupid.

    335. Re:Good. by alexo · · Score: 1

      So you have decided that YOUR opinion overrides that of consumer safety organizations on every continent on the entire planet?

      Interesting reading comprehension there.

      The only opinion that I have stated in the post you replied to was that having a single person (you, for that matter) decide for everybody what constitutes "value" is incompatible with a free society. Go ahead, check, I'll wait.

      Are you saying that "consumer safety organizations on every continent on the entire planet" are opposed to that and actively back your bid to be such an arbiter? I must have missed the memo.

      Because that is how universal the ban on these magnets now is.

      I don't remember expressing any opinion either for or against the ban. The statement that I commented on, and quoted in my reply so there will be no mistake, was: "These magnets are toys with no functional value. Nothing of value is lost by banning them."
      So, you see, your reply was quite nonsensical in this context.

      What a colossal megalomaniac you are.

      I sincerely thank you filling my daily dose of entertainment. What would you come up with next? Diagnose me as a diabetic based on the number of commas in my posts? Please don't keep we waiting.

    336. Re:Good. by DirtyLiar · · Score: 1

      It's because of idiots like this that we can't have nice toys.

      True dat. It's always the one person who can't repect others who ruins it for everybody else.

      I was going to ask how they found him, but then I saw that he did it to a police helicopter! %-|

      Doh! STUPID!

      Apart from the fact that from a distance there is a line of light narrowing and pointing back at the perp, a helecopter can come down and spot you! I mean, that's like egging a cop car and expecting they won't come looking for you!

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    337. Re:Good. by N0Man74 · · Score: 1

      Let me start by saying that I believe in reasonable limits and a exercising reasonable responsibility. Companies and industries that knowingly endanger people, don't provide reasonable warning (or hide the dangers), and don't take reasonable precautions in order to reasonably mitigate these dangers should be severely punished. I don't really object to some guy shining a laser at planes being charged with reckless endangerment, or even with manslaughter if it resulted in deaths.

      However, that doesn't change the fact that we've turned into culture that is obsessed with laying blame on someone and making excessive limitations for questionable or extremely limited benefit.

      I'm not heartless, but we have to face the fact that sometimes shit happens, and isn't always someone's fault. I don't have kids, but yet I'm still aware of their uncanny knack for getting into some weird stuff and do a lot of things that can get themselves hurt. It's their nature, and you try to do the best you can do but sometimes it's going to turn out bad. It's tragic, but inevitable. It isn't necessarily the fault of Bucky Balls, Clorox, the parents, or Planter's. Sometimes these things happen. It's no reason to go crazy with litigation and regulation.

      Also, for perspective...

      1 death and 33 emergency room surgeries due to swallowing magnets for children
      40 U.S. Deaths a year, and 360 injuries from being struck by lightning
      An average of about 87 babies and toddlers a year drowned in bathtubs between 2006 and 20010
      160 Americans die from Peanuts (I didn't find a stat on children specifically)
      2,136 Children were killed in Automobile accidents in the year 2003
      2,811 Children were killed by gun violence in 2009

      There are dangers out there, I'm not denying it. However, I'm not sure we prioritize them properly, and we're certainly too unwilling to admit that just being alive carries a certain amount of risk.

      Either that, or we should ban magnets, peanuts, transportation, bathtubs and lightning, and of course lasers...

    338. Re:Good. by Sigg3.net · · Score: 1

      This. Toddlers are a menace to society. They will harass you, invade your privacy, expose themselves to children, piss on you and laugh, and destroy your bluray collection just because they can.

      Toddlers are the real terrorists. Criminally insane and EVERYWHERE. They're watching you sleep. Learning your secrets. Loyal to none.

    339. Re:Good. by mjr167 · · Score: 1

      What... you don't think it's fun trying to go to use a public restroom while a toddler narrates? "Are you going pee pees, Mommy!!!??? Mommy's pee pees are coming out! Good job Mommy! You did it!" *clapping* "Now you have to wipe, Mommy!"

    340. Re:Good. by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Also, blinding *anybody* with a suitably powerful laser is and likely should be illegal, and should come with an assault, assault with weapon type of penalty, particularly if intentional. If you are at an airport shinning a laser at pilots, and when police come you shine it at them too, that's pretty intentional. It is pretty common sense.

      However this is also the reason why products like knives have disclaimers on them warning people not to stab other people in the eye with them etc...

    341. Re:Good. by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      What training them to attack laser pointing idiots?

      Cue hawks with frickin' lasers attached to their heads in, 3... 2... 1...

    342. Re:Good. by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Meh, there are a lot of dangers out there. Bleach left unattended will kill if consumed. Product has a warning and a special cap. Up to the consumer (sry bad pun) to use responsibly.

      Maybe in the case of lasers (or rare earth magnates), have them use a special case/cap. They already come with a warning. Failure to heed warning falls to the responsibility of the user.

    343. Re:Good. by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

      Eating magnets? What's the attraction in that?

      Ironic, don't you think?

      It's certainly a polarizing topic.

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    344. Re:Good. by nbauman · · Score: 1

      I've read FDA hearing transcripts, and they go through cost-benefit calculations (that is, cost in terms of harm, not money).

      OTOH, there are the benefits of Buckyballs as an adult toy. I appreciate that. After all, Albert Einstein played with magnets as a child. And the other benefit of Buckyballs is that Craig Zucker, who co-founded the company, got a big hit and was making a few million dollars. I appreciate that. I'd like to make a few million dollars myself.

      OTOH, the cost of these cool toys are 1 death and 33 emergency room surgeries. (And these were serious abdominal surgeries -- some of the kids certainly would have died otherwise.) It's like a gunshot wound with no entry point.

      Then along comes Zucker and argues that the benefits of Buckyballs outweighs the cost of 1 child's death, and 33 ER visits, because it's the parent's responsibility, not his, to make sure they don't misuse them. I'm not convinced.

      It's true there are dangers to common household products like bathtubs, Clorox and peanuts. But these are products with significant benefits beyond being cool toys. If we ban bathtubs, I can't take a bath. If we ban Buckyballs, I have to make do with paper clips.

      I don't see it. I weigh all the benefits of Buckyballs against even one toddler dying, and it's just not worth it. Do I want to play with Buckyballs if my access to Buckyballs means killing a child (even a child with supposedly irresponsible parents)? No. Do you?

      Zucker is saying, "I'm willing to kill a child if I can make $10 million out of it." That's a different calculation.

    345. Re:Good. by nbauman · · Score: 1

      There is a long series of case law in America that it's not enough to put a label on the product to absolve the manufacturer of responsibility for the damage that the product does. Juries don't accept it.

      There's a reason why bleach bottles have childproof caps.

      With Buckyballs, the warning labels just didn't work. http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2012/10/23/doctors-warning-labels-on-magnetic-toys-arent-enough/

      I don't know why you place all the responsibility on the user and none of the responsibility on the company that knows their product is injuring and killing children.

    346. Re:Good. by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      "Product has a warning and a special cap."

      and

      "Maybe in the case of lasers (or rare earth magnates), have them use a special case/cap."

      You seem to agree with me then?

    347. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incorrect. Even a 15mw laser has a cohesive beam thru glass.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI7Qq1mYQlI

    348. Re:Good. by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Who the hell are you addressing? The person you're replying to didn't say anything about a half-watt laser not making it to a plane.

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    349. Re:Good. by N0Man74 · · Score: 1

      I weigh all the benefits of Buckyballs against even one toddler dying, and it's just not worth it. Do I want to play with Buckyballs if my access to Buckyballs means killing a child (even a child with supposedly irresponsible parents)? No. Do you?

      Zucker is saying, "I'm willing to kill a child if I can make $10 million out of it." That's a different calculation.

      People who say that 1 person ever dying from something is too many is absurd thinking. If it happened once in a population of 300 million, it is a danger that is so rare that it just isn't significant, regardless of the benefit provided. It is just overreacting.

      It is a tragedy, but you just can't reasonably remove every single danger out there.

      You said that you will use paperclips instead of magnets, but a quick Google found safety concerns for paperclips too! At the risk of sounding callous to the death of innocents, there is a certain amount of reasonable risk that we simply need to learn to accept or we simply can't function as a society.

      Bicycles kill kids. Slides kill kids. Other playground equipment kill kids. Tables and furniture can kill kids. The ground can kill kids.

      Living is fatal.

    350. Re:Good. by nbauman · · Score: 1

      This is not 1 person dying in 300 million. If you believe Federman on Huffington Post, 2 million sets were sold. The CDC said 1 child died and 33 wound up in the ER requiring surgery (which may not be all Buckyballs). If 1 child dies for every 2 million sets, for a toy, yes, that's too much. And about 1 child winds up in the ER for every 100,000 sets. That's also too much.

      I'll tell you what. Let's let the free market handle it, through the tort system. When somebody dies from a Buckyball, they can sue Zucker, and the jury will award them whatever compensation they think fair.

    351. Re:Good. by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      then by extension, every link of the chain is worth a life without parole sentence

    352. Re:Good. by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      do not look at female bar patron with remaining good eye

    353. Re:Good. by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      however, they cause far less damage than the gunphilic retards

    354. Re:Good. by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      kids are much better at conducting a FOD search

    355. Re:Good. by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      that would certainly test your mettle

    356. Re:Good. by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      if it were a weapon, you better believe the Taliban would have been lighting up the Afghani sky with them for the past 5 years

    357. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen.
      I do the same thing, and some people think I'm a little odd for how closely I watch them. But I call that being a parent.

    358. Re:Good. by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      There's a big difference between knowingly selling a product that has hidden, lethal defects, and one that is lethal (aside from intended use) due to the end-user being criminally stupid.

      Accidental deaths of children by firearm are the same as accidental deaths of children by ingesting rat poison. If you don't adequately secure either from access by a toddler, it's nobody's fault but your own.

    359. Re:Good. by nbauman · · Score: 1

      That's not what the juries decided in product liability cases.

      If a manufacturer knows simple, cheap ways to to prevent accidental deaths, and he doesn't use them, the manufacturer is responsible.

      The juries don't buy "It's nobody's fault but your own."

      A lot of times, an engineer will get on the witness stand and say the kind of things you're saying right now. That's when the juries really get annoyed and hit the companies with big damage judgments. That's what happened in the McDonald's case, when one of their engineers testified that if the customers burned themselves with coffee, it was their own fault.

    360. Re:Good. by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      Which brings me right back to my initial point of the larger part of the voting pool is all for absolving themselves of any responsibility regarding anything.

      Those juries are doing exactly that. They are absolving themselves, and anyone like them, of responsibility.

    361. Re:Good. by s.petry · · Score: 1

      Wow you are thick. If I leave a bottle of poison on the table where my kid can reach it, who's fault is it if my child drank it and died? Mine of course, because I left the dangerous substance where the child could get it. What would happen to me? I would probably go to jail for neglect, involuntary manslaughter, etc...

      If I leave a box of thumb tacks sitting open on the table and my kid eats them, who is at fault?

      If I leave small magnets on the table and my kid eats them, who is at fault?

      All of those things are identical problems. In each case, the parent is responsible. No case requires your bullshit argument of having to watch your kid 24/7/365 without rest. That is such a blatant fallacy that anyone should be able to see it, even if they lack rhetoric skills.

      Your last argument is just as poorly crafted. A parent is in control of the environment a toddler grows up in. They put covers in open wall plugs, they put safety catches on cabinets, and know that the environment is safe enough for a young child to play and grow in. It is, in your words, "hopelessly naive and incredibly stupid" to blame someone else when you fail to perform your normal parental duties. If a parent neglects their child's environment and leaves a wall socket open, and a paper clip near by is it the electric companies fault when the child is electrocuted? Obviously that is the parent's fault.

      When you take your toddler out of the "safe" home, you watch them closely. You expect that if they find a cat turd in the sand lot, they will eat it. You tell them to drop the cat turd ahead of that act because, you were being a parent and watching what they were doing. You don't let them walk from the park into traffic because as a parent, you supervise them. If you were flirting with someone instead of watching your kid and he walks into traffic, you are a horrible parent.

      As to your other ludicrous question "So what do you tell people who have a dead child on their hands?" the obvious answer is "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do can and will be held against you in a court of Law." and arrest them because they are at least guilty of neglect. You don't tell them "it's okay that you left little Johnny alone with razor blades, we'll go sue Gillette". Thinking that the latter is the correct response would indicate a severe level of mental illness.

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    362. Re:Good. by sabri · · Score: 1

      Which has happend before. Well, not the life-without-parole part, but people who have been identified as "part of the chain", have been convicted on criminal charges. This includes pilots, air traffic controllers and mechanics. Google Peter Nielsen, Helios Flight 522 and Pacific Blue DJ89.

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    363. Re:Good. by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

      A little late for anybody other than you to see this reply, but check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFC0n-_y0zU

      If that ATC radio recording is to be believed (and I have no reason not to), the co-pilot got hit in his eyes and asked for medical attention to meet him at the airport because he was suffering vision impairment. Doesn't sound like a "light scattered" thing to me, at least not in all cases.

      There's a special kind of assholishness that comes from doing something very boring, except that they might cause a plane to crash and kill a bunch of people, or ruin a guy's career. Just because they thought it'd be "funny". I'd call this guy a psychopath with his disregard for people, except psychopaths usually have at least imagined "reasons" for treating people like toys.

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    364. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My one and only bird-strike near miss was with a hawk.

    365. Re:Good. by zman58 · · Score: 1

      He was probably shining it at the cruiser as it approached, and then shining it in the officers eyes as they approached, before they finally took it away from him and slapped on the cuffs. What an idiot.

  2. From the article: by neminem · · Score: 0

    "The helicopter pilot was wearing protective gear and therefore did not suffer eye damage or vision impairment as a result of the laser, the FBI stated."

    I have a crazy idea... how about airlines give pilots protective eyewear, and if some bored kid starts shining a laser around, the pilot grabs said eyewear and puts it on?

    1. Re:From the article: by iggymanz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "let's give pilots kevlar body suits in a suitcase, if someone sprays the cockpit with bullets they can open the suitcase and put the suits on"

    2. Re:From the article: by fuzzybunny · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How about we put the onus for not being an asshole on the people who could cause the damage in the first place, not on those who might (in addition to their passengers) become victims of it?

      Lasers can cause eye damage or blind a pilot pretty immediately, without time to put on goggles.

      This is a good verdict. Society works if people are not assholes to each other; when they start being assholes, you need laws and enforcement to motivate them not to be.

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    3. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because it's been found that if the laser hits the windshield at the right angle, the glass lights up and you can't see out of it. Come on, most of these lasers don't have the power to actually do eye damage and it'd be incredible luck to actually hit somebodies eye, it's the visibility that's the problem.

    4. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And while we are at it why not give bullet proof vests to everyone in case someone starts shooting!

    5. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's enabling (and legitimizing) the bad behavior of shining lasers at aircraft. You are assuming this problem can't be fixed, therefore the only solution is to let it happen and make all airline pilots change their behavior so they suffer less.

      It's just like legalizing weed. We have a huge chunk of the population that are drug addicts, and instead of finding a way to treat them and help them, we are legalizing weed to keep them enslaved and create even more addicts.

      In both cases enabling bad behavior is taking the easy way out. The hard way is actually solving the problem and correcting destructive behavior.

    6. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Let's put an EMS team on every plan in case a pilot gets blinded and crashes the plane there will be help immediately available.

    7. Re:From the article: by Chatterton · · Score: 1

      There is a problem with your proposal: The time they grab their eyewear, the beam will be in their eyes :/ They should wear them all time to be effective. And these eyewear generally reduce incoming light and thus what the pilot can see :(

    8. Re:From the article: by valadaar · · Score: 2

      This is not very far from blaming the victim here.

    9. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because those "sunglasses" (you'll practically need a welder's mask glass) will go really well at night, when the pilot is approaching the airport for landing. That's when those idiots with lasers usually act out.

    10. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This might be a valid point....

      if you could by guns for $9.99 at the dollar store.

    11. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would rather cane him instead of feeding and training him to be a real criminal for 30 months. Who know what new tricks he will learn in there?

    12. Re:From the article: by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      you can buy old used guns for around $25 (e.g. little .32acp and .22LR pistols, old bolt action .22 short rifles)....what's your point?

    13. Re:From the article: by Chatterton · · Score: 1

      A 5mW green laser can blind you for some time. I was pointing my laser to the other side of the room but somehow forgot about the mirror on the other side :( Get it back directly in one of my eyes. I did have a dark spot for some minutes (~10min) like when you look at very bright light.

    14. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's just like legalizing weed.

      No, really its not.

      We have a huge chunk of the population that are drug addicts

      "Huge Chunk" is a rather subjective term, and misleading as well.

      and instead of finding a way to treat them and help them, we are legalizing weed to keep them enslaved and create even more addicts.

      Actually we are legalizing weed because it has real medicinal benefits, despite what they taught you in your 6th grade D.A.R.E. class.

    15. Re:From the article: by neminem · · Score: 1

      It really isn't. I'm not suggesting that people *shouldn't* get in trouble for it, I'm just suggesting that there will always be people who either won't know or won't care that it's dangerous and they could get in trouble for it, so if it's a real concern, those affected might also want to take precaution. How is that different from suggesting that people put on their seatbelts or wear bike helmets, because they might get hit? Yes, it would be nice if nobody ever hit anyone else with their car, but that's not likely to happen, at least not until cars are all self-driving. So until then, I will continue to wear a seatbelt, to protect me from serious injury in accidents, even those that I had no fault in.

      (I do understand, though, that you wouldn't want to wear protective glasses all the time while piloting a long commercial flight, so it would only help if you could see that a laser was being shone on your plane *before* it got into the cockpit and into your eye. This is admittedly a more serious flaw in that plan.)

    16. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really??? Because you could get blinded before you put it on. Even if you don't get blinded, the time spent doing that creates a distracted pilot. You don't want distracted pilots. Wear them all the time? Also uncomfortable and annoying. You don't want an uncomfortable pilot. Furthermore, what wavelengths do you block and what does that do to the visibility of cockpit information? Block red? Oops! We need an alternative color for those warning lights now. We don't even know what color the laser is going to be. How about shutter glasses that can respond to the beam quickly enough to block the light, or cockpit windows that can do that? How about a video-screen in front of the windows with a display? You would only fold the screen down and look directly out the window if the camera malfunctioned. Now we're talking about a very expensive retrofit on all those aircraft because of some jerks. I think it really is easier to go after the jerks, at leas for now.

    17. Re:From the article: by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

      How about we put the onus for not being an asshole on the people

      Hope for the best and prepare for the worst.

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    18. Re:From the article: by J'raxis · · Score: 1

      The second part of his suggestion, that they put it on after a laser strike, was silly, but the first is spot-on. Pilots and their aircraft employ all sorts of safety devices against potential hazards, both natural and manmade; if "laser strikes" are now a potential hazard, why not respond with a practical solution? Why is yet another overbearing law always the "solution" some people propose?

    19. Re:From the article: by TheCarp · · Score: 2

      Except.

      1. Kevlar takes time to put on and takes up a lot of space, glasses are small and can be put on quickly.
      2. A person with a gun at short/medium range is much more likely to hit you in a meaningful way than a moron on the ground with a laser. I would bet that the pilot would have plenty of time to see the dot and grab the protection after he sees it, are there even any documented cases of a pilot being blinded by a laser? How many compared to reports of beams on aircraft? (also of note, passengers being blinded, while not life threatening to the whole plane, is still bad and unconscionable)
      3. Embrace the power of AND. Is it perfect? No. However, when you have several hundred $ to transfer across town, you put it in a pocket or wallet, right? You don't, walk down the road with it clenched in your fist, do you? Do you lock the doors on your house? You know, people aren't supposed to break in (its illegal).

      Quite simply, there are lots of things we "shouldn't have to do" that we accept we need to do because we know that there are and always will be people out there who are either not too bright, or not terribly morally oriented. Taking precautions against them, especially small, cheap precautions (like door locks and protective glasses) which are effective against some of the more common problems, makes sense.... more sense than doing nothing and dealing with the fallout.

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    20. Re:From the article: by J'raxis · · Score: 0

      The law is stupid because the idea that laws serve as an effective deterrent is stupid.

      Remember when they passed that law against __________, and now no one does __________ anymore? Hmm? Yeah, neither do I.

      If "laser strikes" are now a potential safety hazard, and the government wants to "do something" about them, they should start requiring pilots to wear appropriate safety gear to protect themselves against laser strikes. See my above comment; the proper response to safety hazards is come up with practical solutions that actually mitigate the hazard, not expect that telling people "don't do it" is suddenly going to stop everyone from doing it.

    21. Re:From the article: by rfolkker · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thank you, with how many people seem to think that it is the responsibility of the victim to make sure that they are properly protected against idiots, it is nice to hear some sanity.

      I personally think 30 months is too short. And the man should have been charged with attempted murder once for every person in each aircraft.

      People need to become more conscious of their actions. If you know something "fun" that can kill people, you should still be charged with attempted murder, even if you were too stupid to realize your actions could have resulted in death.

      But, you do end up in a grey area of what is a stupid attempt, and what is an honest mistake. However, in this case, it was obviously not a mistake, it was just stupid "fun".

      As for his statement that he didn't know it was dangerous only leads to the fact that people are continuously using things without understanding what it is that they use. All laser pointers come with warnings. Even if his friend removed the label before letting his friend use it, the friend should also be responsible for notifying his friend of the dangers.

      There is also the fact that this kid was not aware of the fact that it was illegal.

      Now I know I am getting old, but the repeated use of the "I didn't know" defense sickens me every time I hear it in the news. What level of stupidity is required for people to do something they have no idea what they are doing?

      I have been slowly getting my niece into astronomy, and now I have to deal with keeping up with these idiots causing new laws getting created, so I then have to research them, so that I can continue to teach her how to look at the stars responsibly, and while, it is obvious to keep pointers out of flight paths, now, before going to a new place I need to make sure I am more than 10 miles away from any registered airport.

    22. Re:From the article: by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      Or... y'know... just don't point lasers in peoples eyes. That *is* assault you know. If the laser is powerful enough, it's capable of grievous bodily harm in the form of quite permanent blinding. So yeah, I'd say the sentence is quite good, maybe even a little light.

      Picture it another way - guy standing next to a road at night pointing it into the windshield of oncoming cars. What exactly does that guy *think* will happen?

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    23. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why is the law "overbearing?" It's the same as any crime. Trying to blind pilots with high-powered laser pointers is illegal. Is it so hard to not try and do that? Is it a natural right to do it? Why should the airlines have to spend millions, maybe even billions depending on the solution, to upgrade its entire fleet just so you can aim laser pointers at the plane? Why not just don't try and blind the pilot? That's all the law says, but you act like if you want to buy a laser pointer you have to trade a child or something.

      The law says Do X and face the penalty. Don't do X and nobody cares. You say that's overbearing. Your solution is to force the airlines to retrofit all their planes. That's not overbearing?

    24. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow let me know were you shop! Last time I was in a gun or pawn shop - maybe a week or two at most ago, even rusty old wall hangers were going for well over $100.00. This in the state of Florida, so not because of it being a restrictive state or city....

    25. Re:From the article: by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Informative

      What kind of accuracy would be required to hit a pilot in the eye from 100m away? The pupil has a radius of probably 5 mm. Using some simple trig, that's .03 degrees. You'd have to be pretty precise to hit a pilot in the eye. Expecially if the plane is moving, which it most certainly is.

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    26. Re:From the article: by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

      It might be more practical to place graveyards underneath all flight paths to save on funeral fees.

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    27. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do we really need laws to avoid...assholes? Can't we just shun them? Maybe we can stick to laws to punish people that cause or recklessly threaten and risk harm?

      I mean, I'm an asshole... I pride myself in it.

      I'm still a member of society, even if outlying. I'm that guy who will ask you to tell your kids to stop playing outside at 0730 AM on a saturday, or keep them quiet. When you don't, there may be a report to the landlord, or gay porn on a widescreen tv in front of an open window. Because fuck off and don't disturb me. I'm that guy with an NRA sticker on his truck parked in the university parking lot right next to a prius. And I'm that annoying developer that negotiated extra vacation for himself, and then told a coworker who commented I seemed to be have unusual leave. Oops. I'm also the one that triaged a bug as PEBKAC directly to a project supervisor and explained right to their face what it meant. Not my fault the idiot hit delete, yes delete forever, proceded to the screen listing a thousand accounts owned by the master account, and then erased the production database from the confirmation page.

      Yeap, that's the intended function. Yeap, it gave you plenty of warning, listing every single user, page, and sub account that would be deleted. That's why delete is so damned hidden, and "deactivate" is so prominent. And in the documentaiton and manuals. But sometimes, stuff just has to be deleted -- and the stuff it owns has to be somewhere else first.

      If I wasn't an asshole -- I would've feigned sympathy instead of suggesting that maybe next time they'd read the giant red warning and act as if they were literate.

      But even I agree -- shining a laser at an aircraft is recklessly indifferent to risk to human life. Lock them up.

      There's all types of other things I'd rather argue -- blood alcohol limits vs driving while tired or having woken up in the past hour, cell phones in cars, zoning ordinances, leash laws, and throwing HR and middle management into a mass pit and bulldozing it.

      But a laser at a plane? Who the fuck thinks it's appropriate to risk blinding a pilot of an airborne projectile moving at hundreds of knots with 5-500 lives on board?

    28. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kevlar takes time to put on and takes up a lot of space, glasses are small and can be put on quickly.

      Faster than the speed of light?

    29. Re:From the article: by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      > It's just like legalizing weed. We have a huge chunk of the population that are drug addicts,

      Not even close. We don't Have anything, those people are human beings who have every right to be addicts if they want to. Their body, their choice. Nobody is enslaved, and most of the serious issues around that.... the fact that they are exposed to a violent criminal underground.... is actually a result of prohibition not weed.

      If weed were perfectly legal, people would buy it at the store, and if anyone came to their house with a gun and robbed them for their money and weed, they would have police to call who would investigate the crime and arrest the actual violent criminal. This is not the case now, so all you have done is take addicts, and hand them over to violent criminals to use and abuse.

      Good job.

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    30. Re:From the article: by michelcolman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And what exactly is the "practical solution" for keeping laser light out of windows which are designed to give pilots the best possible view outside? Any new materials I don't know of that keep laser light out but let other light through so pilots can still see the ground at night?

      I don't think it's "overbearing" to make it illegal to shine lasers at aircraft.

      I do think the punishment is a bit harsh for a 19 year old first offender who probably had no idea that what he was doing was so dangerous.

    31. Re:From the article: by dragon-file · · Score: 2

      Lets dedicate the first 8 rows to a S.W.A.T. team or teams.

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    32. Re:From the article: by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      come up with practical solutions that actually mitigate the hazard

      And what might be an example of a 'practical solution' for preventing a visible light laser beam from entering the cockpit?

    33. Re:From the article: by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 2

      I have never seen a real gun for that cheap. The cheapest I typically see are Mosin-Nagent rifles for around $90 or a Nagent revolver for around $125. At $25 that puts you at the low end of BB guns. Even non functional CMP guns are more than that. Are you sure you aren't shopping at Billy Bob's Hot Gun shop?

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    34. Re:From the article: by Sir+or+Madman · · Score: 1

      Drunk driving
      Smoking indoors in public spaces
      Leaded gasoline
      Lead paint
      Asbestos home insulation

      All banned and and no longer socially acceptable.

      Yes, indeed, we should all drive tanks, wear breathing equipment, and install lockable trap-door mouth pieces on our toddlers. Won't anyone think of the casual laser user???

    35. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it bounces off of any even remotely shiny surface nearby and gets in the eye for a fraction of a second, it still burns out your retina. So...you don't have to be nearly as lucky as you'd think.

    36. Re:From the article: by michelcolman · · Score: 5, Informative

      I would bet that the pilot would have plenty of time to see the dot and grab the protection after he sees it, are there even any documented cases of a pilot being blinded by a laser? How many compared to reports of beams on aircraft? (also of note, passengers being blinded, while not life threatening to the whole plane, is still bad and unconscionable)

      I have flown with colleagues who have been hit by a laser and who were blinded for a few minutes, having to transfer control to the other pilot but fortunately without permanent eye damage. It's a very sudden flash without warning. Laser light is very focused, so you don't see any "dot" until it's pointed directly at you.

      Even worse, I have heard of at least one pilot who has actually lost his license due to permanent eye damage after a laser strike. What a fun game, isn't it?

      Taking precautions against them, especially small, cheap precautions (like door locks and protective glasses) which are effective against some of the more common problems, makes sense....

      If only there was a way of keeping laser light out and letting other light in so the pilots can still see the runway at night... Yes, even with all the modern electronic guidance systems, being able to look outside is still one of the very basic safety features of any aircraft.

    37. Re:From the article: by mk1004 · · Score: 2

      Do you really want to restrict the visibility that your pilots have by forcing them to constantly wear protective gear? Because that's what's going to happen.

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    38. Re:From the article: by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 4, Informative

      What kind of accuracy would be required to hit a pilot in the eye from 100m away?

      It's not necessarily hitting the pupil, but rather the scattering of the light. Cockpit glass is not a perfect surface. All the dust and microscratches scatter the light across the surface, and the pilot can no longer see out. And looking out the window is pretty much required when you are trying to land.

      We've had this problem here locally, with Navy jets coming over the oceanfront hotels on final approach. Beer fueled idiots on a hotel balcony, shining their toys at the jets.

    39. Re:From the article: by michelcolman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I know of at least one pilot who got permanent eye damage after a laser strike, and who can no longer fly. The beam becomes pretty wide at that distance but is still strong enough to cause serious damage.

    40. Re:From the article: by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The law is stupid because the idea that laws serve as an effective deterrent is stupid.

      No it isn't.

      Remember when they passed that law against __________, and now no one does __________ anymore?

      smoking in indoor public places
      driving without a seatbelt
      leaving dog poop on the pavement
      corporal punishment in schools
      child labour

      If "laser strikes" are now a potential safety hazard, and the government wants to "do something" about them, they should start requiring pilots to wear appropriate safety gear to protect themselves against laser strikes.

      So, your answer to the problem of, say, graffiti would be to coat every wall with teflon, instead of punishing those responsible? How about mandatory burkas instead of those silly anti-rape laws?

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    41. Re:From the article: by mk1004 · · Score: 1

      Yes, there are documented instances of pilots being blinded, at least temporarily, by lasers--Google is your friend. Usually, the first indication a pilot has that his aircraft is under attack, yes, attack, by a laser is when the beam enters the cockpit.

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    42. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if the laser causes only temporary blinding, that might be enough to cause a pilot to lose control of the aircraft and crash. That often has a "minor" side effect called "death for the pilot and everybody else aboard the aircraft".

      I wonder how the alleged perp would have felt if, upon detection of the laser light, the aircraft had aimed an equally powerful laser directly at HIS optic nerves.

    43. Re:From the article: by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Actually we are legalizing weed because it has real medicinal benefits, despite what they taught you in your 6th grade D.A.R.E. class.

      So why not require a prescription for using it? Oh wait... Most Doctors don't think there are enough medical benefits to using or there would be derivative medications sprouting up like, um... Weeds out there so big drug makers could make a buck or two...

      I'm sorry, what they told you in DARE classes about weed was and is generally true and the medical use of it is vanishingly small dispute what you think.

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    44. Re:From the article: by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What kind of accuracy would be required to hit a pilot in the eye from 100m away? The pupil has a radius of probably 5 mm.

      Simple trig fails because a laser doesn't project an infinitesimal point, especially at 100m. And even if it did, you only need to hit your target for a moment to cause temporary blinding. Just the dazzle of a powerful laser as it reflects off various surfaces (or refracts through the glass) within the cockpit is probably enough to disorientate a pilot, so you don't even need to aim anywhere near their eyes.

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    45. Re:From the article: by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 2

      Do not look into laser with remaining eye.

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    46. Re:From the article: by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      1: By the time you realize that you've looked at a laser, it's already to late.

      2: How about you wear cutting goggles while you're out driving at night? Not just shades, but nice, dark, ANSI approved cutting goggles. Think it might impair your vision, just a little?

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    47. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do think the punishment is a bit harsh for a 19 year old first offender who probably had no idea that what he was doing was so dangerous.

      I don't know your education system, but at 19 you start your university career over here and and lasers were part of the mandatory physics courses you had with 14 or 15.

    48. Re:From the article: by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      Clearly we should set up prisons for birds that damage airplanes instead of hardening the aircraft structure... I'll agree with your point that the guy is old enough to know better (though "attempted murder" is a little extreme when the probability of taking down an airliner with a laser appears to be 0), but airlines also have a responsibility to their crews and passengers to take defensive safety precautions.

    49. Re:From the article: by Kilo+Kilo · · Score: 2

      I do think the punishment is a bit harsh for a 19 year old first offender who probably had no idea that what he was doing was so dangerous.

      I find it hard to believe that he didn't think this was dangerous. WTF did he think would happen?

      At 19, that means he's graduated high school (or should have), he can vote, he can join the military, he can drive a car by himself and a whole bunch of other 'adult things.' Society trusts him with all this once he hits 18, but he can claim ignorance that shining something that can blind a person at a pilot flying a plane might be dangerous?

    50. Re:From the article: by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Coat the windows in a layer of nonlinear optic material that only significantly attenuates light above a certain radiant density. It'd potentially make flying towards the sun less unpleasant as well. Then again I don't know if anyone has developed directional nonlinear optics, so it might simply mean that any time sunlight hit the window from any direction it would turn opaque, a somewhat suboptimal situation. Plus it'd probably be quite expensive. Glasses/goggles of the same material would likely be far cheaper and more effective.

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    51. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It takes less than 0.001 seconds to blind you with a laser. A bullet takes much longer to get from a gun to you.

      Lasers are much more dangerous than guns because of people that treat them like they are toys. Maybe because they are silent, retards have less stigma of causing permanent disability.

    52. Re:From the article: by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      True, assuming such equipment is practical, but you still don't want to give the message that's it's OK to fire these lasers at people. Small aircraft might still be unprotected, and when the idiot gets bored of planes he might shine this thing at cars or in his neighbors' windows.

    53. Re:From the article: by Kilo+Kilo · · Score: 1

      Or we could just give the pilots their own lasers, and they could fight back.

      Remember kids, an eye for an eye... something something... don't shine your fucking lasers at planes.

    54. Re:From the article: by CastrTroy · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'd like to see Mythbusters try this one one. Obviously not with a real pilot in a real plane, but set up a similar scenario and see if this is even possible. Even if you don't need as much acccuracy as I pointed out, you probably need still quite a bit as to make it reasonably dangerous. It's like charging somebody with attempted murder for sticking their victim with a thumbtack. Sure there's scenarios one could think up that would cause death by pushpin, but in almost all cases it would not.

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    55. Re:From the article: by Immerman · · Score: 1

      A good point - if this is a real problem (how does it compare to say, sudden sneezing fits?) it would make sense to take reasonable precautions. Perhaps wearing protective eyewear during take-off and landing, since there's not much risk of laser attacks at altitude. At least when in particularly problematic areas. Of course that assumes the eyewear doesn't inhibit visibility enough to increase the net risks, which is probably not the case, though high-end non-linear optics might change that.

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    56. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      simple ix. tint the fucking cockpit windows so that they wont get blinded by lasers or the sun, or anything. problem solved. now shine your laser pointers at anything. we dont need a law saying that a person cannot shine a laser pointer in the air. that just dumb. why dont we make a a law that says all freshmen congresspeople should live off of $2 a day.... oh wait that would actually help us out, never mind.

    57. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only thing wrong with you is that you should have a GOA sticker, not an NRA. Other than that, lets party!

    58. Re:From the article: by jxander · · Score: 1

      You're close, but not quite there.

      The main reason it's illegal is big pharma. Those doctors you mention work for companies that spend billions on inventing new ailments that require expensive medication. Never mind the litany of side effects. (May cause anal leakage, suicidal thoughts, hives or death)

      How many medical conditions could be either treated, or at least managed, with an occasional blunt. Arthritis? This will help ease the pain. Antisocial? Have a it of this and you'll start talking people's ears off. Depressed? Replaced with a case of the giggles. All for cheap, and something you can grow in your backyard.

      If nothing else, it's significantly less dangerous than our current recreational substance of choice : alcohol.

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    59. Re:From the article: by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 4, Informative

      No Mythbusters needed. This is what it looks like from the air. And this guy was prepared for it, having been notified by a previous aircraft. They went looking for this guy.
      And here is another one.
      And for an airliner, you're looking at a 9 sq/ft window, instead of a 5mm pupil.

    60. Re:From the article: by Raistlin77 · · Score: 1

      Remember when they passed that law against __________, and now no one does __________ anymore?

      smoking in indoor public places
      driving without a seatbelt
      leaving dog poop on the pavement
      corporal punishment in schools
      child labour

      If those are the best examples you can come up with then you should give up now as you've only proven J'raxis' point.

    61. Re:From the article: by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      All the dust and microscratches scatter the light across the surface, and the pilot can no longer see out.

      Yeah, for about 2 milliseconds. Are pilots also not allowed to blink?

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    62. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Navy is working on a hundred kilowatt "laser pointer"; perhaps you should volunteer for target testing.

    63. Re:From the article: by T-Bone-T · · Score: 2

      A mythbusters episode would be cool but isn't needed. Just google the videos. It quickly becomes apparent that accuracy isn't really needed. Just keep pointing the laser at the aircraft and you'll eventually hit the cockpit.

    64. Re:From the article: by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 1

      Nothing they told me about drug use in DARE class was true.

      The medical use is actually fairly large, as an appetite stimulant for chemotherapy patients, as a general pain medicine and glaucoma help are not vanishingly small, not matter how much your puritan morals might want it to be so.

      There are many more active ingredients in Weed than just THC, which is why there are not huge amounts of synthetic derivatives, they are not easily extracted or synthesized, and their interactions are not all understood.

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    65. Re:From the article: by Guru80 · · Score: 1

      I am hoping your list was in jest, as you can see each and every one of those daily including the last two.

    66. Re:From the article: by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      From what I've read, drugs are expensive because Big Pharma sees that a plant has certain desirable properties, isolates the chemical(s) responsible, tests them, then sells them. That's very expensive. Smoking a blunt may have desirable effects but it also does many things that aren't desirable in many cases. Wouldn't you rather have a drug that eases your arthritis pain without impairing your judgement or giving you cancer? Surely the side effects of such a drug wouldn't be so significant. I've only experienced a side effect once in my life and only for a very brief time. Medicine is very complicated and there is no "one size fits all" solution.

    67. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm in.

      Though giving kids whoopy cushions is a much better idea then showing them any kind of porn. That's life ending.

    68. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just like legalizing weed.

      You obviously have no clue about weed except what the DARE cops taught you in 7th grade last year. Weed is NOT addictive and its users are not addicts (unlike us coffee drinkers; caffiene IS addictive). Smoking weed isn't bad behavior, outlawing it is.

    69. Re:From the article: by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Hate to break it to you, but there are derivative medications sprouting up like weeds.

      Also pot is not addictive.

      DARE class information regarding pot is pure bullshit.

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    70. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a good verdict, but a incredibly stupid and draconian sentence. Now US taxpayers are going to have pay around $28,000 per year for 2.5 years to house this guy in a federal pen. And because there is no parole for in the Federal system, he'll do the full stint. When he gets out, he'll be pretty much unemployable (at least in terms as getting a good job is concerned) and I'm guessing will have to go the government dole in some form or another. All for stupidly flashing a laser pointer in the sky. I'm old enough to remember in this country when punishment for breaking laws were handed out largely proportional to crime committed. Given that no aircraft actually was brought down, nor any pilots actually experienced blindness, I'd say that a 6 weeks in a county jail would have been enough of a punishment and deterrent for future infractions. I also say that Congress needs to pass a law for laser pointer manufacturers to prominently display a warning on the packaging about the ridiculously harsh Federal laws that you might be breaking if you take laser pointer outside at night and point it towards the sky.

    71. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only there was a way of keeping laser light out and letting other light in so the pilots can still see the runway at night... Yes, even with all the modern electronic guidance systems, being able to look outside is still one of the very basic safety features of any aircraft.

      That's trivial, you don't have windows you have surround screens showing the combined images from several cameras. Cameras can zoom, filter and offer other optical enhancements a pilot's eye cannot do. If they're serious about pilot safety, a move to cameras+screens is a pretty simple solution and immensely more useful to pilots than a window that needs wipers and a bunch of dials. Furthermore, additions can be made, such as radar overlays, where other aircraft are, bird flocks heading, seeing through fog using IR etc etc.

    72. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      smoking in indoor public places
      driving without a seatbelt
      leaving dog poop on the pavement
      corporal punishment in schools
      child labor

      How this got 5 Insightful post is just nuts. Most of these trivial activities are don't fall under federal law and none carry punishment that match what this guy got. Even criminal violations of the Federal Fair Labor Standards Act which govern child labor only carry a fine up to $10,000 for a first offense. For a second offense it's another $10,000 fine and/or imprisonment for not more than 6 months.

    73. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Auto dimming night vision? polarized cockpit windows? 3M tint? A good pair of ray bands aviators that are also polarized? the Airplane manufacturers should be thinking about the safety of the pilots by minimizing the chance that a laser could blind them by building in protection. Instead we get planes that are rushed out and catch fire because someone cut some corners in testing.

      Also, most commercial airliners are capable of taking off, flying and landing all by themselves. There is very little a pilot needs to do, only problem is would you get on a plane without a pilot?

      The kid was dumb, but 30 months in prison? That would be a definition of cruel and unusual punishment.Max maybe 1 year, and a ton of community service. 2nd offense, sure 3 years.

      Captcha: pupils

    74. Re:From the article: by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      I wish airplane technology was anywhere near that level. Even the most recent planes are still using relatively old but proven technology, they are nowhere near approving the replacement of windows with displays. The resolution would have to be huge, as well, to approximate the level of detail we can see through a window.

      Not to mention older airplanes, some of which still use floppy disks to perform updates to the navigation database. Head up displays do exist (as an option, and one that is relatively rarely picked by airlines), but they are a lot more basic than what you are suggesting. It would be impossible to retrofit all existing planes with the kind of system you are describing.

      And no matter what, there would have to be a way of quickly stowing those displays in case of a malfunction, so we can look outside through the window again. There's no way an aircraft would be approved for flight if there was no way of flying visually if everything else fails. Sure, it can all be solved, but I don't see it happening in the near future.

    75. Re:From the article: by Libertarian001 · · Score: 1

      Commercial, instrumented-rated, flight instructor here

      last thing you do before trying to put it on the ground, even when flying by instruments, is confirm that you can actually see the ground.

    76. Re:From the article: by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      According to http://www.uni-duesseldorf.de/WWW/MedFak/LaserMedizin/hering/laserpointer/Laserpointer_endanger_retina.pdf blink response time is 250 ms, which is probably longer than the laser can be held on-target. The damage is already done. The pilot's dark-adapted eyes, even if not damaged, will not again be dark-adapted for at least a minute. Scattering may well assure that both the pilot and co-pilot (if any) are effectively blinded.
      It's easiest to do this on landing approach, precisely when it's most dangerous.

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    77. Re:From the article: by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      Except on an ILS Cat. III C automatic landing with no minimum visibility requirement. But only very few airplanes are equipped for those, the vast majority are only approved for landing with some mimimum visibility, even on autopilot. And you still have to be able to leave the runway and taxi to the parking position.

    78. Re:From the article: by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      A possible approach is some variation of a welding helmet. Those things can respond in 50 microseconds, and go clear again as soon as the dangerous light stops.

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    79. Re:From the article: by cusco · · Score: 1

      It might cost the airlines $10/plane, and we can't have private industry paying for their own protection, can we? The taxpayers have to carry that burden! That's the American Capitalist Way!

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    80. Re:From the article: by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

      Are you aware of any material that reacts quickly enough that it will prevent injury? And also such that it only reacts to the exact wavelength of the incoming light? It's just as much a problem if the pilots are temporarily blinded because they are, effectively, wearing blindfolds as if they are temporarily blinded by laser light.

    81. Re:From the article: by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      if "laser strikes" are now a potential hazard, why not respond with a practical solution?

      Yeah, let's do something so that visible light can't reach the pilot's eyes!

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    82. Re:From the article: by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

      People already shine lasers into cars. From sidewalks, overpasses and even from other cars.

    83. Re:From the article: by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      I have a crazy idea... how about airlines give pilots protective eyewear, and if some bored kid starts shining a laser around, the pilot grabs said eyewear and puts it on?

      It only takes a millisecond to dazzle somebody with a laser.

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    84. Re:From the article: by smithmc · · Score: 1

      You're right - that's a crazy idea. The pilot's first indication that there is a beam in the vicinity may be when it hits his eye. Then what?

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    85. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Add to the list:

      Keeping slaves
      Forbidding women to vote
      Getting married at 10 years old

    86. Re:From the article: by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      I do think the punishment is a bit harsh for a 19 year old first offender who probably had no idea that what he was doing was so dangerous.

      You know how I can tell you didn't read the article...?

      FTA: "The US Attorney prosecuting the case said: "Gardenhire basically argued that it wasn't dangerous, that he couldn't have known it was dangerous - that basically he was just bored and entertaining himself. The judge found the facts didn't bear that out and his behavior was reckless and very dangerous."

      We aren't told what the "facts" are but apparently he was given that sentence because he *did* know what he was doing.

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    87. Re:From the article: by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Remember when they passed that law against __________, and now no one does __________ anymore? Hmm? Yeah, neither do I.

      So we should have no laws? I mean, they're useless, right?

      What would you replace them with? Lynch mobs?

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    88. Re:From the article: by smithmc · · Score: 1

      The law is stupid because the idea that laws serve as an effective deterrent is stupid.

      Remember when they passed that law against __________, and now no one does __________ anymore? Hmm? Yeah, neither do I.

      Yeah, you're right - laws are such a pain in the ass. We should just get rid of them and save ourselves the bother.

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    89. Re:From the article: by smithmc · · Score: 1

      Coat the windows in a layer of nonlinear optic material that only significantly attenuates light above a certain radiant density. It'd potentially make flying towards the sun less unpleasant as well.

      Um, given this, don't you think that planes/pilots would already be equipped with this if it already existed?

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    90. Re:From the article: by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Pupil size/movement is irrelevant.

      eg. Can you shine a flashlight in somebody's eyes from 100m away? What about if they're walking?

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    91. Re:From the article: by Immerman · · Score: 1

      My admittedly limited understanding is that many nonlinear materials react virtually instantaneously, hence their usage in optical processing systems. It wouldn't really matter if they reacted only at the frequency of incoming light, because the beam itself is actually quite small, the problem is when that narrow beam intersects the pilot's eye or reflects within the glass to create a wide-area dazzle effect. An opaque patch darting around the window would be distracting, but wouldn't actually impair visibility significantly.

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    92. Re:From the article: by smithmc · · Score: 1

      I am hoping your list was in jest, as you can see each and every one of those daily including the last two.

      To the same extent as if they weren't illegal? (Where they are illegal, that is.) You really think that the laws against these things have no deterrent value whatsoever?

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    93. Re:From the article: by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      most of these lasers don't have the power to actually do eye damage

      They can leave you blinded for several minutes even without permanent damage.

      and it'd be incredible luck to actually hit somebodies eye.

      Nope, it's easy. That's why lasers are useful for aiming guns.

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    94. Re:From the article: by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Then I assume you are investing in medical research and working to fund proper testing using proper scientific methods to *verify* your claims. No?

      The problem here is that big Pharma is out literally beating the bushes looking all over the world for new drugs they can patent and profit from. If there is any significant medical uses here, you can bet they'd be out isolating the active agents so they can produce a useful drug to sell. Funny thing here is they are NOT doing anything with all this.. Could it be that there is not enough benefit to justify the development costs? Could that be because your claims are not exactly true, or perhaps of so little medical value as to be no more useful than sugar pills?

      Oh that's right.... It's a conspiracy... They won't look into it because they don't want to let out the truth... I suppose that might make sense to someone who is not in right mind and under the influence of THC or in the self justifying mood who wants to justify something they want to do.

      I'm not buying that logic. It is very clear that the medical benefits are indeed limited or doctors and big Pharma would be out in droves trying to make a buck on it. So far, nobody has any real science to support what you are contending, so I'm left with no choice but to not support this.

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    95. Re:From the article: by asylumx · · Score: 1

      Holy crap that is an awful idea. How many new points of failure are you adding to the system? What's the failsafe? If one of those cameras goes out? if one of the screens goes black? Dead battery/alternator/engine failure or otherwise no power to the screens nor cameras? Gloves, AC. Gloves. If you're going to add a filter to the windscreen, fine, but your failure mode better be "the filter doesn't work" and not "the windscreen is opaque."

    96. Re:From the article: by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Then there is no need for legalization of the primary source... Let pharma go out and get their drug approved for sale and if it is safe and effective you can bet doctors will prescribe it.

      So what argument do you have left for legalization if somebody is producing a drug that will likely be safer and more effective?

      Oh that's right.... You want to use it.... That's what this really boils down to in the end.

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    97. Re:From the article: by KGIII · · Score: 1

      What implies that we can't do both? Though I was under the impression (I had read it somewhere, as I recall, from a commenter on this site or Fark) that pilots wore the special laser safety glasses when landing or taking off now because of this. Maybe it was them personally or they were lying. Either way, it is possible to take precautions and still have the act be illegal because sometimes equipment fails and sometimes people make mistakes so the act can still be illegal.

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    98. Re:From the article: by cusco · · Score: 1

      Umm, no. Marijuana is not addictive. They've known that since the 1930s, if not before. Oxycontin is addictive, methamphetamine is addictive, ambien is addictive, caffeine is addictive. Marijuana, psilocybin mushrooms, LSD, or khat are not addictive.

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    99. Re:From the article: by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression (I had read it somewhere, as I recall, from a commenter on this site or Fark) that pilots wore the special laser safety glasses when landing or taking off now because of this.

      Um, no.

      Laser light is just visible light. Blocking visible light from entering a pilot's eyes isn't a good idea.

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    100. Re:From the article: by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Most of these trivial activities are don't fall under federal law and none carry punishment that match what this guy got.

      They're not supposed to match it. I was just giving examples, as asked, of laws which (in the UK at least) have had exactly the effect they were implemented to produce.

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    101. Re:From the article: by sycodon · · Score: 1

      I have an even crazier idea. Obey the FUCKING LAW!

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    102. Re:From the article: by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      How? All of those laws worked in the UK. No-one* smokes indoors now. No-one* drives without a seatbelt. And so on.

      *Yes, of course some will flout a new law (or an old one). The majority, if the law is a good one, don't. But just because a new law may not reach that - what? - 10% is no reason to declare it a non-starter.

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    103. Re:From the article: by Rhywden · · Score: 1

      There are actually materials which filter out laser light. Had to wear such glasses myself when working with a higher power green laser.

      However, the filtering aspect obviously only works in a narrow part of the spectrum.

    104. Re:From the article: by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't laser lights. The problem is asshats putting people's lives at risk. Safety devices might prevent disaster, but it doesn't address the problem.

    105. Re:From the article: by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily - firstly nonlinear optical materials can be expensive, and secondly there's the problem alluded to in the next sentence - the response would have to be *directional* to be useful, which probably implies micro-scale engineering and drastically increased costs. Think of looking through a window from which the sun is visible - you only want the area of the window directly between your eyes and the sun to be almost opaque, but the entire window is being exposed to the same light. That means you need a material that becomes opaque along the line of intense light while remaining transparent to light passing through the exact same spot on a different vector. Such materials may exist, but if they were cheap we'd be seeing them in windows everywhere.

      Semispherical goggles on the other hand might have potential since the geometry could provide directionality rather than the material.

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    106. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly how do you prevent a laser beam from impacting an airplane's windshield? While hitting the eye is at least inconvenient and at worst fatal (one person earlier mentioned a collegue who lost his pilot's license due to laser induced blindness) the more likely danger stems from the glass having imperfections and microscratches which refract the beam over the window.

      If the pilot can't see out or loses his nightvision because of it while bringing in an airplane for landing (one of the most dangerous phases of air travel) how is he supposed to cope?

    107. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People need to become more conscious of their actions.

      Excessive punishments will not have that effect, especially so for young adults. All it accomplishes is for you to feel better at other's suffering.

    108. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Expecially if [...]

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    109. Re:From the article: by jxander · · Score: 1

      Pot smoke is significantly less carcinogenic than tobacco smoke. In fact, lab studies have shown THC to inhibit carcinogens in mice, while nicotine drastically increases carcinogens.

      Secondly, it's a matter of cost to reward. If I can pay $5 for a joint (or just grow my own), compared to billions spent on research and hundreds levied against my insurance company for a few pills that have the same effect but with less drowsiness... I'd pick the joint any day. Shouldn't we at least have that choice, or is the billion dollar pharma industry the only group that knows what's good for me?

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    110. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Picture it another way - guy standing next to a road at night pointing it into the windshield of oncoming cars. What exactly does that guy *think* will happen?

      Cars don't drive themselves. Large airplanes are able to land and maneuver on their own and they also have 2 pilots. So it is reasonable to think that this asshole could believe (and I would assume correctly so) that his actions were very unlikely to cause planes to crash. Pilots generally are not permanently damaged by lasers (though it can happen), even if they can be blinded momentarily by lasers from the ground. That still makes this guy a grade-A asshole deserving of punishment, but 30 months seems over the top. Unless it can be proven that he actually intended planes to crash, then 30 months is ridiculously little. In that case this guy can't be let out to society anytime soon - but the story doesn't say that there was evidence of intent to kill everyone on those planes.

    111. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks to me like the laser pointer in the first video wasn't much of an issue, as the pilot had no problem whatsoever continuing to fly and tell the police where to find the guy.

      As for the second video, it looks like every single shot was faked for "demonstration purposes" or whatever. Hell, one of the shots shows a guy's face being lit up while the window behind him shows a bright blue sky. I can only guess he was in a mock-up of a plane with someone pointing a laser directly in his face from 20 feet away. Indeed, the most telling part is that in all cases the laser points at the aircraft and is locked steady on it, which is something that's impossible to do with a handheld laser pointer aimed at something half a mile away.

      No doubt this is a stupid thing for people to do, but I get the impression that the police are making it into a bigger deal than it is. Probably they just don't like punks messing with them, much like, if you were to fire a squirt gun at a police car, and the cop inside were having a bad day, you'd certainly end up going to jail, justified by some exaggerated danger that your little splash of water created.

      A far more serious issue I think is people pointing these things at cars. From a mere 100 feet away, the beam hasn't diverged all that much, and aiming is still quite easy. Also, unlike with aircraft, drivers don't have the option of simply not descending until their vision recovers.

    112. Re:From the article: by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      1: By the time you realize that you've looked at a laser, it's already to late.

      2: How about you wear cutting goggles while you're out driving at night? Not just shades, but nice, dark, ANSI approved cutting goggles. Think it might impair your vision, just a little?

      "Do not look at laser with remaining eye" ?

    113. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps, but how do you avoid damaging your lungs when smoking it?

    114. Re:From the article: by seeker_1us · · Score: 1

      Yes it is a crazy idea. Laser safety glasses are wavelength specific. Protection for green lasers won't work on blue, or red. The helicopter pilot was responding to a call, so he knew ahead of time what color to protect against.

    115. Re:From the article: by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      So basically, nothing like this exists yet.

    116. Re:From the article: by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Not directly, but one of these can keep the problem from recurring: http://bit.ly/10Navr9

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    117. Re:From the article: by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      A bit of ricin could cause death by push pin. It's been implicated in at least one murder by umbrella. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgarian_umbrella

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    118. Re:From the article: by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Excessive punishments do prevent crime. Vlad The Impaler used placed a golden cup on display in the central square of Tirgoviste. Because his legal code meant that every crime was punished by being brutally tortured to death - the only reason for any punishment not being "Impaling" was that it made the legal code sound a bit monotonous when read out - the golden cup was never stolen. So it proved that the crime rate was literally zero.

      I'm sure liberals said some shit about how he should try to understand the thieves too. Maybe they said the thieves were Turks or Gypsies or some such shit and it was societal alienation and racial discrimination that made them do it. But guess what? The punishment for being a liberal was impaling too just like it was for being a thief, gypsy, Turk, jaywalker etc.

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    119. Re:From the article: by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Err.... I won't take the low hanging fruit and I'll assume that you're trolling. You simply have to be.

      https://www.google.com/search?q=laser+safety+glasses&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

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    120. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's pretty sure that pilot you "know of" - if he even exists - was aware he had prior eye damage and was going to fail his next medical. Better fake a work-related accident, then. Pilots are no saints - they have been known to fall asleep, fly drunk, perform aerobatics and even commit seppuku.

      Contrary to common belief here, even a powerful laser pointer is not able to cause any permanent blindness in these circumstances because the energy is strongly reduced due to divergence, scattering and short exposure time. Make the calculations.

    121. Re:From the article: by Sigg3.net · · Score: 1

      You don't sentence people to life for being an asshole. He was caught and today he probably gets the message.

      Let's say he exits jail and do the very same thing again. Now we can talk about ill intent and actually wanting to bring the plane down. Now we can talk of attempted murder.

        There is a difference of bumping into a bicyclist by accident and aiming for them at 80mph. A law treating them equally will only give incentive for leaving the accident, endangering the bicyclist's life further.

    122. Re:From the article: by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      do you really want your pilot navigating by looking out the window?

  3. All those old laser devices by Freshly+Exhumed · · Score: 1

    Authorities may seek to regulate or prohibit the use of laser pointers, but there is a horse that has left the barn long ago: the lasers used in CD/DVD/game players are much, much more powerful than laser pointers. Hardware hackers can collect several dozen old boom boxes, hook up their laser emitters, and thus create very formidable weaponry.

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    1. Re:All those old laser devices by earlzdotnet · · Score: 1

      I have a friend who has a laser pointer in the watt range. He apparently ordered it online, which I could have swore was not strictly legal. That thing is more powerful than any laser used for reading media. It will heat up dark surfaces quickly and it's bright enough that if you point it straight up, you can see it from at least 20 miles away, especially when it's cloudy.

    2. Re:All those old laser devices by fuzzybunny · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hardware hackers can also pop down to the nearest gun shop, pick up a .30-06 hunting rifle, and start potting away at airplanes, injuring or killing the pilot, hitting a fuel line, or otherwise causing it to fall down go boom.

      People generally don't because it's understood that (a) doing so is malicious and destructive, and (b) there are laws prohibiting it with very severe punishment as consequences.

      There are a lot of things in this world that are potentially dangerous weapons, including high-powered lasers. Banning them isn't the answer, but making it very clear that they're dangerous and that you're not to treat them like toys definitely is.

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    3. Re:All those old laser devices by fuzzybunny · · Score: 4, Informative

      They are tremendously useful for stargazing - e.g. green laser collimators are fantastic tools for pointing out celestial objects or aiming a telescope.

      Also, long-distance cat annoying.

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    4. Re:All those old laser devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It will heat up dark surfaces quickly and it's bright enough that if you point it straight up, you can see it from at least 20 miles away, especially when it's cloudy.

      Really? In the "watt" range, eh? Assuming you're talking about a 532 nm green pointer, it'd take about 20 watts of IR to generate a watt of green light. I've worked with Class IV lasers for many, many years and have never seen even a 50 watt argon laser that could be seen that far away, much less some 100 mW green pointer.

    5. Re:All those old laser devices by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Hardware hackers can also pop down to the nearest gun shop, pick up a .30-06 hunting rifle, and start potting away at airplanes, injuring or killing the pilot, hitting a fuel line, or otherwise causing it to fall down go boom.

      People generally don't because it's understood that (a) doing so is malicious and destructive, and (b) there are laws prohibiting it with very severe punishment as consequences.

      There are a lot of things in this world that are potentially dangerous weapons, including high-powered lasers. Banning them isn't the answer, but making it very clear that they're dangerous and that you're not to treat them like toys definitely is.

      Problem is, while guns it's fairly obvious that they're dangerous, laser pointers is a lot harder. Plus, unless you're close to an airport, the distance between the airplane and the gun is generally a lot larger and short of full auto, it's really damn hard to shoot and hit an aircraft when you only can do it one shot at a time. Of course, one could pick up a nice sniper rifle, but presumably if you're putting that much money down on a gun, you're probably not going to use it to shoot at random targets.

      First, we keep referring to them as laser pointers, when they're really just plain old lasers. Most of the public thinks a laser pointer is the cheap $20 harmless thing you use during presentations. Their size and shape doesn't help, either - they look just like large flashlights - pretty harmless stuff.

      They're also incredibly cheap for what they are.

      So most people don't actually realize they hold a weapon in their hands and that they really are quite dangerous. After all, they see all the cool balloon popping on YouTube and they buy 'em to replicate that.

      About the only way to correct this is to basically convince people that these handheld cheap lasers aren't toys. Heck, most of the people buying them probably skip the laser safety goggles as well (unless included for free) - they're just cheap harmless toys, after all, right? If they were dangerous, they'd be more expensive, right?

    6. Re:All those old laser devices by fermion · · Score: 1
      Amazingly enough people who are smart enough to take apart things or bypass security are also smart enough not to do stupid pointless things. Otherwise there would be a whole bunch of really injured people because I was bypassing the failsafes on microwave ovens, CD players, and the like as soon as I owned one. Yet I am still alive and never have to go to the hospital.

      Like script kiddies, the problems occur when we automate the silly behavior to the point where the mindless masses can exploit it. Someone who can make a gun from scratch is probably not nearly as likely to be part of massacre than someone who just buys one.

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    7. Re:All those old laser devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      screw up your dark adaptation before peering through a telescope, great idea!

    8. Re:All those old laser devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hardware hackers can also pop down to the nearest gun shop, pick up a .30-06 hunting rifle, and start potting away at airplanes, injuring or killing the pilot, hitting a fuel line, or otherwise causing it to fall down go boom.

      People generally don't because it's understood that (a) doing so is malicious and destructive, and (b) there are laws prohibiting it with very severe punishment as consequences.

      People don't see the harm or maliciousness of the lasers. It's just light, right? What harm can it possibly do? /sarcasm

    9. Re:All those old laser devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Problem is, while guns it's fairly obvious that they're dangerous, laser pointers is a lot harder. Plus, unless you're close to an airport, the distance between the airplane and the gun is generally a lot larger and short of full auto, it's really damn hard to shoot and hit an aircraft when you only can do it one shot at a time. Of course, one could pick up a nice sniper rifle, but presumably if you're putting that much money down on a gun, you're probably not going to use it to shoot at random targets.

      It happened a few times in Korea from what I've read, but it's very difficult to shoot an airplane at flight speed with a bolt action rifle even if you're a trained marksman

    10. Re:All those old laser devices by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      They are tremendously useful for stargazing - e.g. green laser collimators are fantastic tools for pointing out celestial objects or aiming a telescope.

      Also, long-distance cat annoying.

      Though maybe it should not be encouraged to point them up at the sky considering what happened in this case.

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    11. Re:All those old laser devices by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      Hold on there partner - I have deployed many Class IV and IIIb lasers on various aircraft mounted LIDAR systems... I would believe a mile or so for a powerful 532 nm laser from a plane flying at about 8000 ft. 20 miles? No way.

      Additionally, such a powerful laser in the hands of amateurs is enough to give any photonics safety officer a shudder.

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    12. Re:All those old laser devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Background checks for high powered lasers?

    13. Re:All those old laser devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After all, they see all the cool balloon popping on YouTube and they buy 'em to replicate that.

      And they don't get the hint that the balloon took damage? Every force I apply to a ballon to pop it will also leave marks if I do this to skin or eyes (Pins, pressure, nails, arrows, bullets ...).

    14. Re:All those old laser devices by earlzdotnet · · Score: 1

      Not sure the exact brand and model or anything, but it was a blue laser. As a joke my friend sent me a text message "look up" and I could see a blue ambiance in a cloud. Definitely visible. He was at his house, so yes, about 20 miles away. It's a handheld laser also.

    15. Re:All those old laser devices by simonbp · · Score: 4, Informative

      Heh, amateurs. Literally.

      I got to use the Keck II Laser Guide Star Adaptive Optics systems last week (to hunt for binary Kuiper Belt objects). It fires a 16 W CW laser (32x beyond what's needed to be Class 4) from one of the world's largest telescopes up to create an artificial ball of plasma about 90 km above the Earth. Since the ball should appear as a point source, all the distortion it in is due to the atmosphere. So, the computers calculate the distortion and cancel it out to create better resolution images than the atmosphere would allow. In theory it's better than Hubble (or so the PR people say), but in our experience using both, it really has to be a perfect night to just match Hubble.

      There is an automatic aircraft detection system, but we still have to have a guy out there with a pair of binoculars looking for airplanes. More pressing though, is the satellites. To insure the laser doesn't blind any "downward-looking satellites", we have to submit our list of targets to the US Space Command. If we get close to violating any of the closures that they gave us, the laser automatically shutters and the control system bleats out "Waring! Warning! Space Command! Space Command!", which has several near heart attacks at about 3 AM...

    16. Re:All those old laser devices by Immerman · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't actually take much on a dark night, though of course if you live within 50-100 miles of a city you may never have experienced such a thing. Have you ever gone walking in the woods on a pitch-black moonless night using only the light of the stars? It can be done, it's not even all that difficult, your peripheral vision can acclimate to extremely low light levels - even a full moon only casts ~4mW/m^2 of light and that's enough to get some color vision, which is far, far less sensitive. Certainly you couldn't see a few watts from 20 miles away during the day though, not unless it was shining directly at you.

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    17. Re:All those old laser devices by Freshly+Exhumed · · Score: 1

      Hardware hackers can also pop down to the nearest gun shop, pick up a .30-06 hunting rifle, and start potting away at airplanes, injuring or killing the pilot, hitting a fuel line, or otherwise causing it to fall down go boom.

      Not a good analogy. First, it supposes that laser pointing at aircraft is with the intent to kill and destroy, as it certainly would be with a high powered rifle. Unfortunately it seems that stupidity is more likely the cause, rather than malice.

      Second, even with the highest powered, factory made rifle the skill level and knowledge of ballistics required to hit a moving, airborne target at night is beyond the level of all but the best or luckiest shot, braggarts and liars notwithstanding. Aiming a laser device requires no such skill or experience to perfectly hit the mark.

      Lastly, for hardware hackers there are no commonly available consumer products accumulating in basements, garages, and dumps from which a high powered, accurate hunting rifle can be fabricated as easily as it is to rig up a bunch of laser emitters from discarded CD/DVD/game players.

      As I say, not a good analogy.

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    18. Re:All those old laser devices by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      The light that returns to your eye from star pointing is just that which reflects off dust or other tiny stuff in the air: not much.

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    19. Re:All those old laser devices by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Damnit, now I want one. I've been avoiding high power consumer lenses because I don't have a decent use for one; clearly I've been thinking too low power.

      If I blind a US satellite from England do I still go to Gitmo?

    20. Re:All those old laser devices by Cederic · · Score: 1

      But writing the software to detect aircraft, calculate velocity, plot a trajectory for a bullet, shoot and track variance in trajectory to adjust the second shot to include new information on wind effects? Now it's getting fun.

    21. Re:All those old laser devices by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      ...but in our experience using both, it really has to be a perfect night to just match Hubble.

      I know how you could make it better than Hubble all the time. Details left to the reader...

    22. Re:All those old laser devices by cgimusic · · Score: 1

      It is pretty difficult to hit a plane for long enough to be a problem unless you are actually trying to.

    23. Re:All those old laser devices by Trogre · · Score: 1

      The trick is to use a low-powered one. By that I mean less than around 50mW. You still need to treat it as a munition (don't point it at anyone, etc) but is effectively harmless when pointed up at the sky. Remember that the divergence of a laser is a function of the emitting aperture, so a hand-held laser will splay out quickly in an aerospace sense.

      It will still look like a pin-sharp beam from the perspective of the people on the ground looking along the axis of the beam, but any aircraft at more than a couple of thousand feet will see nothing more than a dim green fan that converges to a small light on the ground.

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    24. Re:All those old laser devices by Trogre · · Score: 1

      No, it's definitely the air molecules themselves that light up.

      It's true that dust and smoke particles make it show up brighter, but that attenuates the beam further out.

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    25. Re:All those old laser devices by mysidia · · Score: 1

      They are tremendously useful for stargazing - e.g. green laser collimators are fantastic tools for pointing out celestial objects or aiming a telescope.

      Agreed... and also, flying an aircraft over a place where someone is stargazing, and using a laser pointer should be illegal. The pilot should go to jail for this sky-pollution <EG>

      Seriously, laser pointers are such a frivolous common thing, that the pilot should be required to have safety mechanisms to help protect against one accidentally shining in their window.

      Shining high-powered lasers (or the reflection of lasers) that pose a danger at or around/towards other people should be illegal. But I see that if an aircraft should happen to come by when someone is using a laser pointer, they should have to implement safety protections, because it's possible they'll get pointed at with no malice or criminal intent (in other words, the laser pointer in the hands of an innocent person is potentially almost as dangerous as the laser pointer in the hands of a ne'er-do-well).

    26. Re:All those old laser devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your programmers had a good sense of humor

  4. Deserved it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    People like him are making things difficult on all of us laser enthusiasts with their completely asinine behavior.

  5. Sounds reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am perfectly okay with this.

    1. Re:Sounds reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am perfectly okay with this.

      I don't know. I think they got off a bit light if you ask me. Intentionally trying to blind the pilot, with a very possible outcome being the deaths of a couple hundred passengers, ought to carry with it the sentence of attempted murder * number of passengers on board the affected flight.

      Let the fuckers rot.

  6. Obligatory by QilessQi · · Score: 1

    "WARNING: Do not look into laser beam with remaining eye."

    ...oh, no remaining eye? Sucks to be you. Or your passengers...

  7. Lets have background checks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    I want my toys, why ban them in the name of some safety issue. Then only the government can have them. Background checks should work if they are so dangerous. I would like to see why background checks won't work, perhaps the gun owners would be interested also.

  8. Sentence is too long by Tynin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We are tossing a 19 year old kid into the system for 2 and 1/2 years over shining a light. Without a doubt he could have caused more harm than he did, but to take away the beginning of his adult life... just seems wrong. Make him do a few thousand hours of community service while on probation will do more good for everyone than teaching him to be a professional convict at this point in his life.

    1. Re:Sentence is too long by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      We are tossing a 19 year old kid into the system for 2 and 1/2 years over shining a light. Without a doubt he could have caused more harm than he did, but to take away the beginning of his adult life... just seems wrong. Make him do a few thousand hours of community service while on probation will do more good for everyone than teaching him to be a professional convict at this point in his life.

      My he serve as warning to others.

    2. Re:Sentence is too long by SirGarlon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And if he had gotten his wish, and crashed the aircraft, how long should we have locked him up then?

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    3. Re:Sentence is too long by raju1kabir · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He deliberately put people's lives at risk. If anything, the sentence is too short. He doesn't need to be in a maximum security facility, but he needs to be taken out of circulation for a while, both to teach him a lesson and to serve as a warning to others who might be tempted to do the same thing.

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    4. Re:Sentence is too long by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2

      This is a correct verdict. What this idiot did was incredibly dangerous.

    5. Re:Sentence is too long by Tynin · · Score: 1

      Well, at that point they would be trying him for manslaughter (or worse, depending on the evidence), and the sentencing that goes with that.

    6. Re:Sentence is too long by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      I assume from TFS that this isn't a simple low powered laser pointer. Shining a high powered laser at somebody's face is nothing short of assault - they are capable of causing permanent blindness before the victim can even blink. These aren't the lasers you use to play with your cat. You give this kid a light sentence and you enforce the thinking that devices like this are just toys. They aren't - they're a tool - and need to be respected and treated like any other potentially dangerous tool.

      And for the mods - I disagree with the down-mod on parent post. It's the first post putting forth the view that the sentence is too long, so it's certainly not redundant. Don't down-mod posts simply because you disagree with them (even if they're wrong ;) ).

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    7. Re:Sentence is too long by Tynin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      At no point should the justice system try to make an example out of anyone. Law should always be dealt evenly. The severity of punishment does nothing for deterrence, the only thing that helps serve as a warning is consistent enforcement of the law. To punish one person more than others so others take notice, has never worked, and is more of a sign of seeking vengeance than rehabilitation. Additionally, those who would do bad things likely aren't studied in criminal law and past case history to know if anyone has been made an example of whatever stupid thing they are about to do, so no warning to others is ever realistically possible. Gone are the days when a small community would get together to exact a punishment on an offender, and only in those small communities could setting an example work.

      I just believe we should try to bring the young back into society where they can be constructive, at least give them the chance, before sending them on to learn to be a real criminal.

    8. Re:Sentence is too long by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Well, at that point they would be trying him for manslaughter (or worse, depending on the evidence), and the sentencing that goes with that.

      So, lets make it ok to shine lasers at anyone you want. As long as nobody gets blinded or killed it's all good!

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    9. Re:Sentence is too long by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

      At no point should the justice system try to make an example out of anyone. Law should always be dealt evenly. The severity of punishment does nothing for deterrence, the only thing that helps serve as a warning is consistent enforcement of the law. To punish one person more than others so others take notice, has never worked, and is more of a sign of seeking vengeance than rehabilitation.

      I am not saying that he should be punished more than other people. Everyone should be punished a lot for this sort of behavior, so that it is understood that doing this kind of thing gives you a little bit of stupid entertainment in exchange for the risk of a lot of misery.

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    10. Re:Sentence is too long by b1scuit · · Score: 1

      When he gets out and has an entirely new and exciting set of values and social behaviors, he certainly will.

    11. Re:Sentence is too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have some sort of reading impairment ? The OP said: Make him do a few thousand hours of community service while on probation will do more good for everyone than teaching him to be a professional convict at this point in his life.

    12. Re:Sentence is too long by dschl · · Score: 1

      You are an idiot for making the statement "over shining a light". Please don't breed.

      Regardless of any problems with the prison system, or any debate on punishment versus rehabilitation, it was not "shining a light".

      When you use a laser in that manner, you turn it into a weapon with the ability to blind people. Trying to blinding people at the controls of an airplane is attempted mass murder in my books.

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    13. Re:Sentence is too long by Tynin · · Score: 1

      That's a false dichotomy. I'm not suggesting it is just fine to wield a laser. I'm even OK with giving him jail time, though I'd personally steer it towards ludicrous levels of community service, where if he failed to do X number of hours per week, he'd be found in violation of his probation and be sent to jail for the remaining time.

      Many have mentioned how these devices can cause instant and permanent blindness, and now I'm more fully aware of that aspect, some jail does seem reasonable. My major objection was (and this could just be how the article was written, because I do not know what the sentencing guide lines are for the crime he committed) that the judge gave a more heavy handed sentence in order to make an example of him to others. Severity of punishment does nothing for deterrence, he should be punished, make no doubt on that, but he should be punished evenly and in the same accord any other offender of that crime would get. If 2 and 1/2 years in jail is what is set as a proper punishment, then so be it. But if guide lines for this crime say sentencing should be lesser, than we are doing a disservice not only to this kid, but to the rule of law.

    14. Re:Sentence is too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Attempted manslaughter is a real thing in a lot of places. He intentionally committed an act which could have unintentionally resulted in him causing the deaths of everyone on board that plane. If he shot at the plane (to see if he could hit it and "scare the pilot" not intending to shoot it down) would you be this lenient?

    15. Re:Sentence is too long by turp182 · · Score: 1

      What he did was premeditated, one doesn't just aim a laser at an airplane without that being the goal.

      Further, the worst case scenario is that the pilots cannot operate the plane effectively and it goes down, with a potential great loss of life.

      Therefore, in my opinion, what he did should be classified as 1 count of premeditated attempted murder for every individual on the plane. A quick search finds that the sentencing guidelines vary by state (in California the maximum penalty if life for a single count).

      I don't want this guy to be a part of the general public, his personal judgement about things is warped, psychotic, and dangerous.

      Of course, if he was drunk he should only get 90 days, probably with work release..............

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    16. Re:Sentence is too long by Tynin · · Score: 1

      And to think, without those first two sentences, you actually provided constructive criticism. You seem like a very knowledgeable decent person in your other posts. I'm sorry if my sentence structure made this kids actions seem less bad than what they are, but that is all part of making a persuasive argument. I just feel we as a society are very quick to lock people up, and the way the article was written suggested that he was given a harsher punishment than what the next guy would get for the same action (which is my main issue). I freely admit my stance has changed and jail does seem reasonable. I suspect my own personal biases against the criminal system make me wish we give more people the chance to stay out of the system via indentured servant levels of community service.

    17. Re:Sentence is too long by nitehawk214 · · Score: 2

      Now for lasers:
      Sentencing is all over the map, but 2.5 years is not outrageous here.

      Lets compare it to kids sentenced for throwing rocks at cars. We will see that it is all over the map as far as sentencing goes.

      5 years 1 person injured
      Probation+Restitution
      Probation 1 child seriously injured

      i would say the probation people got off way too easy. Though most of the articles I found were of people being killed, most of those were murder charges and life-sentences. Very few articles about non-fatal events. It makes me wonder if non-injury rock throwings are even investigated at all.

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    18. Re:Sentence is too long by Artraze · · Score: 1

      He was not made an example of. In fact, he is only being punished for one incident, at half the maximum penalty, even though he actually hit two aircraft (the original and then the police helicopter searching for him). The the law is being applied completely fairly.

      And the rest of your post is a load of crap. It's not about vengeance _or_ rehabilitation, it's about getting the behavior to stop and society putting their foot down. No one cares about this guy, what they care about is that they don't have to worry about some douche bag taking down their aircraft for the lulz. Rehabilitation is a weak fallback a best, the ideal is the crime/criminal never happening.

      While I do agree that a random vindictive throwing-the-book-at is not helpful, throwing around a few maximum (or at least heavy) sentences when a crime (like this one) is on the upswing is. It catches headlines and shows potential criminals that the risks are greater than they thought.

    19. Re:Sentence is too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, seeing he could have been convicted of attempted manslaughter, he got off fairly light.

    20. Re:Sentence is too long by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      We are tossing a 19 year old kid into the system for 2 and 1/2 years over shining a light.

      We regularly sentence people to life in prison for just bending their trigger fingers.

    21. Re:Sentence is too long by Tynin · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the additional information. I admit I had no clue on sentencing for laser pointers, and the comparison with the kids throwing rocks is very apropos.

    22. Re:Sentence is too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. The sentence is so excessive, it is likely to be overturned on appeal.

      No actual harm was done. No actual harm was likely to occur.

      30 days and lengthy community service would be the correct sentence. This is excessive!

    23. Re:Sentence is too long by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Manslaughter typically applies to accidental killing, or possibly in self defense if there's some doubt about the actual events or disproportionate response - notice that there is no such charge as attempted manslaughter in most jurisdictions. A manslaughter charge might be applicable if he were using a laser for some unrelated purpose and accidentally blinded the pilot, but intentionally lazing a plane is at best assault on par with throwing acid at the pilots eyes, and quite likely multiple counts of attempted murder against each person on the plane. Succeeding in bringing down the plane would seem to me a clear case of multiple counts of murder, assault, and extreme property damage depending on just how bad the direct and collateral damage was. You could argue that the sentence is a bit harsh since nobody was harmed, but how would you charge him if he had instead fired dozens of rounds into a crowd but failed to actually hit anyone?

      It's "just light" is exactly the mentality that's causing the problem and urgently needs to be corrected. We're accustomed to harmless flashlights and it's easy to think that a flashlight-sized laser is similarly harmless, but the truth is that it's anything but - all those "extreme danger" warning labels aren't just there for liability reasons, a high-power handheld laser is an extremely dangerous and long-range tool. I could cut you in half using industrial lasers that are "just light", and at current rates it won't be all that long before such a thing will fit into something the size of a handheld spotlight.

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    24. Re:Sentence is too long by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      They will serve him well in the ghetto he will be forced to live in.

      This is how life works. You do something really stupid and you have to adapt to the new lower class life you've bought yourself.

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    25. Re:Sentence is too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At no point should the justice system try to make an example out of anyone. Law should always be dealt evenly.

      Those two are not mutually exclusive. The whole point of "making an example" is to show potential offenders exactly how they will be dealt with if they act in the same way. Hence "example."

      You're right, the days of the small community are long gone, and so we cannot hope to catch and deal with every offender. Thus, the only hope we have of a lawful society is deterrence, where potential offenders know that, while they are not necessarily going to be caught, they will be dealt with severely if they are.

      If potential offenders know that they probably won't be caught, and they won't suffer any serious consequences even if they are, there is no reason for them not to offend.

    26. Re:Sentence is too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, I take it you're against jailing 19 year old drunk drivers because "take away the beginning of his adult life"? I joined the USAF at 19, that took away four years of the beginning of my adult life.

      What he did was far more dangerous than drinking four beers and driving home. He could have killed DOZENS of people, rather than the 4 or 5 you MIGHT kill driving drunk.

      I see you're young and foolish... young, because you think 2.5 piddly little years is a long time, and foolish, because you think an action that can result in the deaths of dozens doesn't deserve prison.

    27. Re:Sentence is too long by sjames · · Score: 1

      Just as soon as you prove that he had any actual intention to bring the aircraft down (malice), we can up the sentence.

    28. Re:Sentence is too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. God damn you could murder the same number of people on a plane and get less jail time.

      Give him a year AT MOST and give him a YEAR or more of community service.
      That would be enough to straighten out this kid, putting him in jail with a bunch of murderers is likely going to either get him bumraped or killed, or oddly huge respect for endangering an entire plane of people. All 3 are still terrible results.

      And as Tynin said below, making examples of people is a TERRIBLE thing for the law system. It is basically making martyrs out of people.
      Not even the death penalty stopped people from doing shit. You think a free home with people they likely already commune with stops people from crime?
      Stupid judges and laws.

    29. Re:Sentence is too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is this modded so insightful? It's self contradictory. All application of sentencing guidelines are normalizing for society at large and for individuals, with exceptions. Exceptions are one reason that a court has leeway in showing mercy for individuals in sentencing. This is a great example of a law you can understand while running, a litmus test for whether it should be 'common law'. Mercy is not in the mandate of the court, and one of the goals is to let future hypothetical offenders know "THIS WAS WRONG." Don't be so naive.

    30. Re:Sentence is too long by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      We are tossing a 19 year old kid into the system for 2 and 1/2 years over shining a light.

      Go to a farm, collect some cowpies, process them until you have a few pounds of potassium nitrate. Go to a supermarket and pick up some charcoal, grind it up. Travel to the nearest active volcano and scoop up some of that nice natural yellow powder (sulphur). Mix it all together, put it into a steel-walled box with a hole for a fuse, place it against the wall of somebody you don't like and light the fuse.

      Why have I been arrested? All I was doing was playing with these natural ingredients!

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    31. Re:Sentence is too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except people don't heed warnings.

    32. Re:Sentence is too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's an alternate suggestion to educate instead of incarcerate: Teach him to fly helicopters and let him hover at altitude while someone shines a laser at him. To the folks that think "no big deal" I agree that with or without sight he'll land either way. What could go wrong?

    33. Re:Sentence is too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not the middle ages anymore. People don't die when they're 30.
      He has plenty of life left after he gets out of the slammer.
      2.5 years is less than the time it takes to finish a bachelors degree.

    34. Re:Sentence is too long by Redmancometh · · Score: 1

      Isn't preventing repitition the definutiin of rehabilitation in this context?

    35. Re:Sentence is too long by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      The severity of punishment does nothing for deterrence

      Well that sure as hell isn't true.

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    36. Re:Sentence is too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He deliberately put people's lives at risk.

      No he didn't. The actual risk is exactly zero. There is only ignorant, fearful, irritated-pilots, and theoretical risk. Of the thousands and thousands of aircraft incidences investigated by the FAA, laser pointers have caused nothing. Wings don't fall off when you shine a laser pointer at them. Pilots aren't blinded either. They are, however, greatly annoyed, and will file reports full of professional admonishments of serious danger because, what else can they do?

    37. Re:Sentence is too long by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

      The fact that nobody's died yet doesn't mean the risk is "exactly zero". If the pilot can't see, or he's injured or distracted, that can cause an accident. Nobody's died yet due to firecrackers going off on the cockpit of a plane, but that doesn't make it a good idea.

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    38. Re:Sentence is too long by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Nope. Shining a high powered laser in the cockpit of an aircraft has only one possible legal interpretation: murder.

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    39. Re:Sentence is too long by sjames · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that something that has never caused a death before should be considered murder even in the absence of malice or a death?

    40. Re:Sentence is too long by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Yes I clearly should have added in the event of the plane crashing immediately after said lasing event, though I assumed it was implied by the context.

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  9. This wasn't a laser pointer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    FTFA:

    Gardenhire deliberately aimed a commercial-grade green laser at multiple aircraft on that March evening

    Also:

    The FAA says the increase in annual laser reports is likely due to a number of factors, including the availability of inexpensive laser devices on the Internet; increased power levels that enable lasers to reach aircraft at higher altitudes; more pilot reporting of laser strikes; and the introduction of green and blue lasers, which are more easily seen than red lasers.

    People are buying commercial/scientific lasers and using those. Those may be regulated, unfortunately, because of the asshats and ignoramuses out there.

    1. Re:This wasn't a laser pointer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Nobody is pointing scientific lasers at aircraft.

      What this is all about is direct-diode lasers. Wicked Lasers takes these high-powered diodes, backs them up with a small power source and places them in a pointer housing. Voila: "Commercial-grade laser"

      Laser power has gotten DRASTICALLY higher in recent years, specifically with the advent of high-powered direct-diode lasers which much more portable than any type of laser tech previously available.

      Anything over 1mW (or somewhat higher as long as its firmly ensconced in an enclosure that prevents direct access) is not considered eye-safe (class 1).

      Classes 2 and 3 (and the associated sub-classes) cover lasers between 2mW and 500mW. Lasers in this class can cause permanent damage very quickly, however the blink reflex (at roughtly 250ms) is fast enough to prevent such damage.

      Anything over 500mW (1/2 Watt) is considered Class 4. There is no Class 5.

      Class 4 means various things: Permanent instantaneous eye damage (blink reflex is not fast enough to prevent damage). Clearly, the "pointers" coming from overseas fall into the Class 4 category. While these diodes may not be waveform stabilized enough to find use in holography, they are plenty powerful to do some real damage if not handled correctly. Owning a hand-held device capable of output power in excess of 1 watt requires proper handling and respect.

      Gov't enforcement on import of high-powered lasers is lax. Enforcement of their usage falls to the various state radiological boards, and the FDA at the Federal level. Any operator must possess a federal variance in order to run public laser exhibitions indoors, an additional FAA clearance is required to run outdoors, also any laser display device must be covered separately under a device variance (which ensures the device contains proper safety labels, keyswitch interlocks, registration with gov't entities, etc.) before it can be considered legal for "professional" use.

      As a laser show professional, I'm just awaiting the day someone does something really stupid which results in catastrophe and ruins it for the rest of us. The US already has some of the most stringent regulations in the world covering allowable exposure and prohibiting certain types of effects (audience scanning, etc) from being used. Enjoy the pretty lights while you can, before some bozo prompts a crackdown.

    2. Re:This wasn't a laser pointer! by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      People are buying commercial/scientific lasers and using those.

      No they're not, that's just bad journalism.

      a) "Commercial/scientific" lasers generally aren't battery powered.

      b) People don't spend "commercial/scientific" amounts of money on a laser so they can go out in the garden and point it at passing aircraft.

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    3. Re:This wasn't a laser pointer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Owning a hand-held device capable of output power in excess of 1 watt requires proper handling and respect.

      I own a hand held device with power output of 1800 (not-milli-)Watts. My wife uses it to dry her hair (and occasionally scare a misbehaving cat).

      I hope I'm not the only one who finds it absolutely mind boggling what a difference it makes between concentrating energy from silver-dollar-sized thermal power source to a pencil-sized electromagnetic power source. After all, no one has been sent to jail for aiming a hair dryer at passing aircraft, and it's (tens-of? hundreds-of?) thousands of times more powerful than the laser this bozo used. Reading the article here, it doesn't get more specific than "a commercial-grade green laser", so it's probably in the 5mw class 3 variety the previous AC mentions (side note, on sale for $25; cheapest way I can recall to mail order yourself a felony...) (side note: I assume AC meant , not 3B - but I'm no expert).

      That would still make my hair dryer 360,000 times stronger than his laser. Even if it were a 500mW behemoth of a laser, the hairdryer is still 3,600 times more powerful.

      Mindboggling.

      PS obligatory xkcd what-if about the ultra powerful hairdryer of doom.

    4. Re:This wasn't a laser pointer! by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Anything over 1mW (or somewhat higher as long as its firmly ensconced in an enclosure that prevents direct access) is not considered eye-safe (class 1).

      Is that 1mW of electrical power going into the laser, or is that 1mW of EM radiation coming out of the laser?

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    5. Re:This wasn't a laser pointer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More laws! That's the solution! Regulate every facet of existence. Don't forget thin toilet paper allows the spread of E. Coli. Meat and eggs cooked less than well done are unhealthy--do what CA did and ban Caesar Salads. Prescriptions for all painkillers. No NSAIDs in packages larger than 5. Fuck creativity, fuck privacy and self-determination, this is about the greatest good for the greatest number. Sit in your padded recliner, drink your vegetable broth from a sterilized bottle and watch TV to develop your mind!

  10. Harsh but probably well deserved by supertrooper · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The only issue I have is that this kid, probably non-violent dumb-ass, will come out of prison where he will experience many bad things, and probably learn many many bad things. When he comes out he probably won't be as non-violent any more.

    1. Re:Harsh but probably well deserved by Nethead · · Score: 1, Interesting

      He'll go to a Federal Prison Camp and spend days doing landscaping. FPCs are safer than most collage dorms.

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    2. Re:Harsh but probably well deserved by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      The only issue I have is that this kid, probably non-violent dumb-ass, will come out of prison where he will experience many bad things, and probably learn many many bad things. When he comes out he probably won't be as non-violent any more.

      I see two scenarios here:
      1. He is stupid enough to not realize that shining a laser at an aircraft is a good way to make one crash. This person will never amount to anything other than the junior fry cook at McDonalds.
      2. He was well aware of the danger and was attempting to murder a large number of people. I don't see how a couple of years in jail is going to make this person any more useless to society.

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    3. Re:Harsh but probably well deserved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Non violent? You could say the same thing about a drunk driver.

  11. Most horrible non-lethal weapon idea still by earlzdotnet · · Score: 1

    Get a powerful laser. Mount it with a spinning set of mirrors. Put it into a "grenade" form with a time delayed trigger. After spinning it around a room for say 5 seconds, everyone should be either sufficiently blind or at least keeping their eyes closed to prevent blindness.

    1. Re:Most horrible non-lethal weapon idea still by X0563511 · · Score: 4, Interesting
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    2. Re:Most horrible non-lethal weapon idea still by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      The Geneva Conventions also have something to say about indefinitely detentions and torture. I agree with your point, just saying...

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    3. Re:Most horrible non-lethal weapon idea still by maudface · · Score: 1

      The geneva convention only applies to war, tear gas is banned by the geneva convention but police still use it against civilians.

    4. Re:Most horrible non-lethal weapon idea still by chiefmojorising · · Score: 1

      Or, you know... you could just toss a flashbang. Way simpler (and cheaper).

    5. Re:Most horrible non-lethal weapon idea still by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Doesn't make it right.

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    6. Re:Most horrible non-lethal weapon idea still by Kilo+Kilo · · Score: 1

      simpler (and cheaper).

      That's not how we do things here.

  12. misuse of sentencing by X0563511 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sentencing should be for punishment/rehabilitation and not to "send messages."

    That kind of shit needs to go away. That's why we have "hackers" getting put away longer than rapists, or issues like Aaron Schwartz.

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    1. Re:misuse of sentencing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When people hack arms and legs off, it's far more damaging than rape. So of course hackers should be given longer time in jail.

    2. Re:misuse of sentencing by Omnifarious · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There are a lot of reasons for punishment. Deterrence is a valid reason. The possible harmful consequences of this action are extreme. This kind of reckless behavior could easily result in multiple deaths. I think a little bit of extreme deterrence is warranted.

      Aaron Schwartz's behavior might've hurt someone's profits someday, and really didn't hurt anybody. It took up the time of a few admins who decided to try to stop him and that's about it. There is no societal need for a high level of deterrence there.

    3. Re:misuse of sentencing by yurtinus · · Score: 2

      I don't think it should be worded as a deterrent. High powered lasers are capable of causing permanent blindness in the victim faster than they can blink. 30 months for multiple counts of assault with intent to cause grievous bodily harm? Sounds like he got off light, particularly since he was targeting people operating vehicles who would likely be killed if they were incapacitated in this manner. High powered lasers are not toys, they are tools and can be quite dangerous. Being ignorant of the harm you could cause is no excuse for that sort of behavior.

      What do you think an appropriate penalty for somebody who wandered through a public park firing a nail gun at random passers-by should be?

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    4. Re:misuse of sentencing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the morons that are in power are scared of the power the geeks now hold over them. We control the things that run the world, so they must use these kind of tactics to keep us under their control.

    5. Re:misuse of sentencing by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

      No, sentencing should be for protecting the non-dangerous public from the dangerous. It's not about punishment, or for a lot of heinous crimes we'd be taking red-hot pokers to people. It's not about rehabilitation either, because get real, do you think putting people in unpleasant conditions with unpleasant people makes them BETTER around the rest of us?

      So this needs to stay. You want to stay out in the big blue room with the rest of us? Don't do things like this that put lives in jeopardy. I'd throw repeat DUI offenders in the same boat. I'd be happy to wall off a state for people like that and let them live however they want, just away from people who don't want to live with the permanent consequences of selfish SOB's like that guy.

    6. Re:misuse of sentencing by Marillion · · Score: 1

      If the point of a harsh sentence is to "send a message" then make the sentence one of spreading the message. Make this guy go around and EDUCATE others on the hazards of ignorant recklessness.

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    7. Re:misuse of sentencing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sentencing should be for punishment/rehabilitation and not to "send messages."

      Sentencing should be used to deter crime. "Sending a message" does that.

    8. Re:misuse of sentencing by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      *nod* I can understand that point of view, and I do not wholly disagree. Jail is pretty inhumane. I'm not sure I agree yet either, but it's certainly worth thinking about.

    9. Re:misuse of sentencing by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You're being educated about the consequences of his actions.

      He can teach as many classes as he wants after he does his time.

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    10. Re:misuse of sentencing by sjames · · Score: 1

      So, the next time you look away from the road while driving for any reason, we should go ahead and charge you with 60 counts of negligent homicide because even though you were on an empty road at night, there could in theory have been a school bus that you might have hit squarely in the gas tank that might possibly have caused a fatal fire?

    11. Re:misuse of sentencing by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      Did I claim the laser pointer guy should've been charged with 60 counts of negligent homicide? I don't think so.

      And the law rightly distinguishes between actions you take and things you don't take proper care with (aka negligence). Actions you purposely take that are illegal are generally punished more harshly than negligence.

      You can, in fact, be charged for negligently allowing your attention to wander while driving for precisely the reason you outline.

    12. Re:misuse of sentencing by sjames · · Score: 1

      You suggested sentencing based on potential consequences without regard to intent or actual consequences. I suggested that there would be a lot of people put under the jail that way.

      Meanwhile, taking your eye off of the road while driving IS illegal. Yes, you can be charged, but unless you ACTUALLY crash into a school bus you won't be charged based on that potential consequence.

      Meanwhile, there has never been a plane crash due to a laser pointer and it is quite likely that the knucklehead never even considered the possibility that what he was doing could cause a problem.

    13. Re:misuse of sentencing by cgimusic · · Score: 1

      Agreed. If all sentencing was used to send messages then we would have the death penalty for traffic violations. It is not fair on the person convicted but there would be no more traffic violations.

    14. Re:misuse of sentencing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't Schwarz off himself because he knew he was guilty, and was too much of a whiny little bitch to take it like a man?

      See? The system works.

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  14. Drones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about shining a laser pointer at a drone? What about shining one at a drone that is 5' over your house?

    1. Re:Drones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At that range, you're better off throwing a handful of small rocks at it, and more likely to hit.

    2. Re:Drones? by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      If it was that close, I'd try to play Frisbee with it... With a frying pan...

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    3. Re:Drones? by Freshly+Exhumed · · Score: 1

      At just 5 feet a big net would be more effective, as would a baseball bat.

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  16. Punishment fetish wins again by TheCarp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ok this guy did something monumentally stupid which, most certainly should serve as example for others. Done. Now whats with the 30 months in prison? Why must this guy be a felon? Now unable to leave the country, unable to vote in most places, unable to own a firearm.... all for something stupid that, he is unlikely to ever do again.

    The punishment fetish in this country really needs to be checked, punishments are totally out of whack with crimes when we have people losing their rights indefinitely over something which, while it could have been disasterous wasn't, and more would have been served (and just as useful an example set) by using it as a teaching moment than by ruining this guys life and making crime one of his best options going forward.

    But hey, the harsh punishment crowd can go stroke themselves over it, so someone benefits.

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    1. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It simple. You do the crime, you do the time.

      In Germany this crime would be "dangerous interference with railroad, ship and airplane traffic" punishable with prison for six months to ten years, minor cases 3 months to 5 years. I'd guess it is similar in the US.

      It is however the first time I hear somebody prosecuted for shining lasers at airplanes.

    2. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Agreed - for doing something dumb (not intending to harm anybody) he gets more than someone who committs assault on a peace officer and fleeing arrest... so they people trying to commit crimes get a (relative) slap on the wrist, and the people causing possible harm (no actual harm) due to lack of judgement gets three years.

      Sounds like a great system!

    3. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by Sarten-X · · Score: 4, Insightful

      all for something stupid that, he is unlikely to ever do again.

      Doing it twice isn't a pattern, and it's not like blinding a pilot is putting anyone's life at risk. It's far more important to preserve our freedom!

      You're absolutely right. Punishment is blown way out of proportion in this country. Look at explosives, for instance. Yeah, there's some risk to explosive chemicals, but just because some guy throws a lit stick of dynamite at a crowded building, then another at the responding police car, is no reason to lock him up for 30 months, especially if the sticks didn't actually explode. While it could have been disasterous, it wasn't, and someone could have walked over the shocked and fainted bystanders, past the dynamite, and just asked the guy not to do it again. Surely he'd learn the error of his ways.

      Lasers, like explosives, firearms, revolving credit, and cars, are just dangerous toys. When someone does something reckless and still doesn't kill people, they should be applauded for their courage. Everyone of lesser courage and luck will recognize their clear inferiority, and would never try to duplicate the risky stunt. Deterrent punishment is only useful in a society where people copy each other mindlessly, and clearly everyone in the United States is too smart for that.

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    4. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are missing one BIG reason.

      When the sentence was passed, this was the sound heard...

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj_OmtqVLxY

    5. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I agree that 30 months is harsh (hell, I remember how stupid I was when I was 18 or 19 years old), I think after he serves his sentence he'll be able to leave the country and vote... As for owning the firearm, not sure he should be allowed to own one, if he was that stupid with a laser, wtf is he going to do with a firearm?

    6. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not intending to harm anybody

      1) There's a warning to not point the laser at someone's eyes ON the laser itself. He either knew or is dangerously ignorant.
      2) Even if he pointed it in the air and fired by accident, he's still putting people's lives in danger. No one cares how harmless your intentions are, if you put others needlessly in danger you deserve justice.
      3) He put HUNDREDS of lives in danger. Everyone on the plane, plus everyone where it would have crashed.

    7. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I take a 30.06 down to the local interstate, point it down the freeway and start shooting randomly, should I be arrested and charged?

      The odds are pretty good nobody will be killed unless I actually try to aim at particular targets, so why should anyone object?

      How about if I come by your house and spray it randomly with bullets. You shouldn't have a problem with that, right? The odds are pretty low of it actually killing you, probably lower than the odds of killing a pilot & passengers by shining lasers at them.

      There's an epidemic of this kind of stupid (several thousand incidents a year now). It is absolutely reckless.

      And if you're dumb enough to do this to a *police chopper*, then you probably deserve what you get.

      Sentences on par with attempted murder seem entirely reasonable.

      Disclaimer: I'm a pilot.

    8. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the bright side, by the time he's out of prison he'll be old enough to drink alcohol.

    9. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm not the OP but in my world it cost tax payer money to put someone in prison and it's waste of money to put someone in prison for far longer than it would take for them to get the message that they did something wrong.

      Now tell me how society is benefited by putting this non-violent offender away for 30 months as opposed to say 90 days jail time + 2 years probation + community service at far less tax payer expense for the same effect of letting this guy know that pointing lasers at aircraft is wrong??

    10. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't like that they called it "sending a message", because that's always a bad call but I don't see this punishment as overly harsh. He blinded a pilot in flight. The pilot's sight didn't fully recover until the next day. I'd call that assault. Then he assaulted a police officer.

      Look, since the 80's, I've been against the whole "tough on crime" bullshit going on in this country. Still, this seems a perfectly reasonable sentence. Hopefully, after serving some time, getting early release and probation, he'll think twice about hurting people, because I've no doubt this wasn't the first time he did something monumentally stupid.

      The guy used a laser against a police helicopter sent to find him. I can't imagine a world where that's not a felony. They certainly could have charged him under additional statutes and increased his penalty.

    11. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      I feel like I'm posting the same thing over and over again with different analogies, but why the heck not...

      If the guy was firing a gun randomly into the air in celebration, and one of those rounds came down and injured or killed somebody, what punishment would you expect for him? Most laser pointers are toys - but a high powered one is quite capable of causing near instantaneous blindness. What outcome do you suppose this kid was trying to achieve by hindering the ability of pilots to see where they're going?

      It's monumentally stupid. It's definitely assault. Being ignorant of the potential harm you can do does not excuse you from stupid acts. We aren't talking about copyright infringement here, we're talking about serious injury or death.

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    12. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by bobbied · · Score: 2

      Why must this guy be a felon? Now unable to leave the country, unable to vote in most places, unable to own a firearm.... all for something stupid that, he is unlikely to ever do again.

      Because it is a felony to do what he did and he is an adult. If you don't think it should be a felony, then I suggest you lobby to get the laws changed. In the mean time, the sentence is the sentence and if that means 30 months of hard time, then it's 30 months in jail. I'll bet that it *won't* be anything close to 30 months when it's all said and done he's going to be a few nights in the big house and a whole lot of probation/community service.

      I don't get this, "wow that sentence seems too long!" argument. If the sentence really is too long per the law, then it will be appealed and overturned. If that happens the judge will get his knuckles rapped or if elected regularly less likely to be elected. He did the crime, he is of age and now he is a felon and nothing will change that.

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    13. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all for something stupid that, he is unlikely to ever do again.

      Doing it twice isn't a pattern, and it's not like blinding a pilot is putting anyone's life at risk. It's far more important to preserve our freedom!

      No. Plain no. Your personal freedom ends at the point where you harm other people. That's a lot earlier than putting another life at risk. It might not be that harmful if aimed at an high altitude airplane, but aiming at a helicopter is dangerous (It is good that they took precautions). There still might be damage to the eyes which is a risk that should be avoided (come on he is 19, he should know this from school). No sane adult person will point anything towards a police helicopter except maybe a finger. If he had a tripod with him he might be dead by now.

    14. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he gets more than someone who committs assault on a peace officer and fleeing arrest...

      I must have missed the part where the Police shot him so many times they had to reload for "resisting arrest".

    15. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The flip side of this issue is that it's been a growing problem for a number of years. Most kids know it's wrong, know it's illegal, know they can permanently blind somebody, and yet in spite of that the behavior continues. So now it's not innocent play anymore. Now it's a malicious behavior that takes place because the penalties are not that severe. Even 30 months is not that much in my opinion. If you got blinded for life would you think 30 months is a sufficient trade for your eye sight? I know kids will be kids, but this is serious stuff and I think a message should be sent.

    16. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by Sarten-X · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well done, sir. You've successfully dodged all that nasty sarcasm. INT is your dump stat, isn't it?

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    17. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      for doing something dumb (not intending to harm anybody)

      "He didn't intend to harm anyone, he was just pointing a gun in someone's general direction and pulling the trigger, and the bullet actually ended up hitting a tree somewhere."

      He gets more than someone who committs assault on a peace officer

      When he pointed his laser at a police helicopter, he committed assault on a peace officer (attempting to blind him/her). So it seems fair to me that his sentence was at least that long.

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    18. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Very few countries will let you immigrate if you are a convicted felon.

      Strangely even Australia won't take convicted felons. I'd think it would be a requirement for admission.

      Also most states won't let him vote. No guns for him.

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    19. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Now unable to leave the country, unable to vote in most places, unable to own a firearm....

      Unable to own a firearm.

      Wouldn't that be a good thing? The guy is 19 years old, not 12. He should have been old enough to know better the first time around with the airplane. And he should have been old enough to know better the second time around when the police helicopter immediately showed up after that.

      And what about leaving the country? Did he get himself on a no-fly list because of this? Since when can felons not leave the country? As far as I'm aware, only incarcerated felons and felons on parole can not leave the country. With him, his sentence is 30 months, he'll be lucky if he's given parole since that will cut down that 30 months incarceration drastically, but as far I'm aware that hasn't been decided yet.

    20. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, in the UK he would have probably got 3 weeks community service, be thankful that he's going to jail at all, where he deserves to go.

    21. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Actually, I would consider that more appropriate. No harm no foul, lesson learned. The punishment isn't really what sets the example for others, its the getting caught and publically shamed. The perception of "you will get caught" has a much larger effect on behaviour than "if you get caught X will happen".

      actually, I question the utility of jail time of any amount for all but the worst of violent/habitual offenders. So I wont be glad hes going to jail, id rather him spend his time in a soup kitchen helping people.... ie being seen, out in the community, showing people that people get caught for this sort of thing and it is bad....rather than tossed in a little room to be forgotten about for a couple of years... on the publics dime no less.

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    22. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

      How is this guy a non-violent offender?

    23. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      While true, he can still get a passport, many countries will not allow him to enter based on the fact that he is on the list of convicted felons here. So while you are technically right, in practice, this is problematic.

      Secondly, yes, I get it, it was wrong and stupid and he was irresponsible. Never said otherwise, I just question what it really takes to prevent him from doing it again and frankly, I look at all this commotion and hassle, court dates, lawyers etc, and, I am skeptical that either 1 day or 30 years would make a difference.... likely, the message has already been recieved loud and clear.,...and putting him all over the news for a few days will do more to set an example for others than putting him away in a cell to be out of the public eye for 3ish years.

      So no, its not a good thing because its not necessary. Punishment should strive to be minimal whenever reasonable to be so.

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    24. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this guy a violent offender?

    25. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like that your answer to prison sentences being out of whack is a completely out of whack response intended to make us think the prison sentences aren't out of whack. I suppose you think that treating a four year old kissing another four year old as an act of sexual assault is completely sane.

    26. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because he would have been charged with assault at the very least if what he did could be construed legally as violent.

    27. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      this non-violent offender

      What non-violent offender? The only one I see being discussed deliberately aimed a dangerous weapon at two aircraft, with the probably intent of at least temporarily blinding the pilots. My mind boggles at the idea of a "non-violent" crime that has a reasonable chance of killing or maiming people.

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    28. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is unreasonable to think that someone throwing dynamite at people doesn't intend to injure them. Clearly there is a difference between aiming a laser at a plane and aiming, say, a bazooka at a plane in terms of what we can reasonably infer about intent. It is reasonable to think that the assholes shining lasers at pilots don't actually intend the planes to crash. So your analogy is not valid. What evidence do you have that 30 months will be significantly more effective as a deterrent than, say, 6 or 12 months? It is reasonable to suppose that these assholes are really doing it because they think the thought of pilots getting a shock is funny, in which case the threat of 6 months of prison may be just as effective as even the threat of life in prison would be.

    29. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The part you're missing is that he sustained this long enough for a police helicopter to track him down. So we are talking several minutes at a minimum. He would've had to constantly readjust to keep the beam focused on the plane. This doesn't happen just by accident or on a whim. This was a deliberate attempt to disrupt the plane carrying innocent passengers. Think about that, then tell me with a straight face that 30 months isn't too harsh.

    30. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er oops, tell me this is still over the top punishment.

    31. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      Sarcasm aside, that's because this sentence isn't that bad. The guy took a dangerous device and used it as a toy, putting others' lives at risk. Yes, I understand that lasers are small and cheap, and easily confused with toys, but they can still put people at risk. That's why they carry warning labels. By pointing a laser at a plane's cockpit while being aware of the risk, Mr. Gardenhire has shown that he has no respect for the lives of others, so I find it perfectly reasonable to prevent him from interfering on others' lives for the next three years, and limit his benefits from the society after that.

      With regards to the four-year-olds, that's a completely different matter, because the children aren't expected to understand or adhere to society's morality.

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    32. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

      Because he was using a device that has the direct capability to cause permanent physical harm to victim? Plus an indirect capability to cause significant or fatal injury? Having your cones & rods destroyed by a laser beam is just as much an injury as having them destroyed by an ice-pick.

    33. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 0

      The reason he is unlikely to ever do it again is because he is going to prison for 30 months. You really think endangering the life of the pilot, any passengers he may have been carrying, anyone on the ground should he have crashed, the police in the police helicopter doesn't deserve 30 months in prison? Here, let me give you some perspective. I am going to go over to your street with a high powered rifle and randomly fire it into your house. I am sure you will agree that is monumentally stupid and that I shouldn't be punished with prison or even jail for endangering your life and the lives of friends, family, and neighbors. After I am arrested for endangering all those lives, including yours, I won't do it again and so should just get probation, right? You would be good with that, right?

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    34. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by seeker_1us · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's punishment fetish as much as punishment hypocrisy.

      We get punishments totally out of whack, but only for crimes that are not that common. This guy should be punished, but compare a sentence (30 months) with what drunk drivers get. Or compare it to the sentences that drunk drivers get who actually kill people....

    35. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by El_Oscuro · · Score: 1

      The dude on the Dallas Cowboys who ran off the road and killed his friend sitting next to him in the car got 20 years.

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    36. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      Ok this guy did something monumentally stupid which, most certainly should serve as example for others. Done. Now whats with the 30 months in prison?

      Justice?

      Why must this guy be a felon? Now unable to leave the country, unable to vote in most places, unable to own a firearm

      Do you really want an idiot like laser man voting or having access to a firearm? People like this ought to be disenfranchised, at least until such time as they've proven to the rest of us that they have reformed and are worthy again of responsibility. Let this young man live and learn for another 10 years and we'll take another look at age 30.

      all for something stupid that, he is unlikely to ever do again.

      Ignorance and stupidity sure are expensive aren't they? A worthwhile lesson for his peers to be sure.

      The punishment fetish in this country really needs to be checked

      For certain crimes that's true. Legalize drugs, gambling and prostitution but those who recklessly endanger the lives of others must be punished.

      punishments are totally out of whack with crimes when we have people losing their rights indefinitely over something which, while it could have been disasterous wasn't

      Rights aren't removed indefinitely in most states. Only Kentucky and Virginia permanently disenfranchise convicted felons. If the plane had crashed then he could have been charged with felony murder which is a much more serious crime. The 30 month sentence seems fair given the circumstances and the reckless disregard for the lives of dozens of other people.

      using it as a teaching moment than by ruining this guys life and making crime one of his best options going forward.

      Teachable moments are for toddlers, not adults. After age 18 we don't coddle, we punish.

    37. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      Deterrent punishment is only useful in a society where people copy each other mindlessly, and clearly everyone in the United States is too smart for that.

      Perhaps my sarcasm detector is malfunctioning today, but are we living in the same country?

    38. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by Alioth · · Score: 1

      A felony conviction does not stop you leaving the country. It may be such that some nations won't want to let you in, or may require a visa where for US citizens in "good standing" they do not - but a felon isn't excluded from getting a passport.

    39. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your mind is easily boggled;

      Running a red light is a crime that has a reasonable chance of killing or maiming someone, you get a fine for that, not a jail sentence.

      Go ask a cop or DA if running a red light is a violent or non-violent crime.

    40. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you serious? Just as much as an ice-pick? Google some pictures of ice-pick injuries. How much blood loss have you seen from laser injuries?

    41. Re:Punishment fetish wins again by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      What part of "deliberately aimed a dangerous weapon" don't you understand? Most people don't run red lights with the intention of harming somebody. Heck, it seems likely that most armed robbers don't want to hurt anybody, but that is a violent crime.

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  17. Why? by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why not public stockades for 10 days and allow the public to throw old food at him, totrure him, humiliate him, and even give him some corporal punishment?

    Why the hell dont we do this anymore to people so they actually learn?

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    1. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually, following the reverse golden rule, they should restrain him and shine a laser light in his eye.

    2. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not public stockades for 10 days and allow the public to throw old food at him, totrure him, humiliate him, and even give him some corporal punishment?

      Why the hell dont we do this anymore to people so they actually learn?

      What if someone pointed a laser at their eye, they could get hurt.

    3. Re:Why? by ValentineMSmith · · Score: 2

      Frankly, I agree with you, but there's that pesky old Eighth Amendment:

      "Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted."

      Frankly, I don't think that a few days in the stocks (as opposed to 10 years in prison) would be cruel. In this day, however, it would be very "unusual".

      And yeah, I know that they weren't using "unusual" in that sense. The problem in this country is that the 8th Amendment has been the most pesky of the amendments to work with. When it first came out, they were trying to ban things like breaking someone on the wheel.

      Unfortunately, its got to the point now that people complain that capitol punishment using the same anesthesia used during surgeries is "cruel and unusual", because the condemned might suffer a tiny bit of discomfort somewhere.

      I'm sure at this point, Franklin and Jefferson are looking down at us and sadly shaking their heads.

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    4. Re:Why? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      "Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted."

      The US judicial system violates this daily. 30 months in jail is Excessive. Any computer crime is punished excessively. If you think the US courts give a rats ass about the 8th amendment, then you need to talk about it in a predetermined free speech zone that is far, far away from what you want to talk about (1st amendment is also ignored on a daily basis.)

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    5. Re:Why? by ValentineMSmith · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was agreeing with you. It's unfortunate that the illiterate folks doing the interpreting right now are doing it in a silly, stupid way. And it's actually Congress that's the bigger problem. They're the ones that are writing these laws. I'm surprised more of them aren't challenged than they are.

      But then, when they ARE challenged, the appellate courts turn a blind eye to it, so in that case your comment about the courts is on point.

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    6. Re:Why? by Lithdren · · Score: 1

      I dont think people oppose that because the person found guilty might suffer discomfort. I think people oppose it because you're killing them. I think a lot of people find killing someone wrong, and dont feel that killing someone is right. So they're looking for excuses, not saying what they're saying is right or wrong, just saying it as it is.

      I suspect that this ammendment was written this way on purpuse. What is "Crule and Unusual" to them is not the same as to us, and the document was ment to pass the test of time (if possible).

      That said, I'd consider this punishment pretty minor, only because i'd consider the crime commited as significantly harsher. This young man attempted to kill everyone on that plane. You could maybe say unintentional manslaughter but the end result is, if he had blinded the pilot, that plane wouldn't have come back down in a single peice. It was putting the lives of everyone onboard at risk. He maybe didn't intend to do that, having been a fool and not thought through what he was doing...but if I run over someone by mistake in my Car, i'm still charged with killing that person. Same should apply here.

    7. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, its got to the point now that people complain that capitol punishment using the same anesthesia used during surgeries is "cruel and unusual", because the condemned might suffer a tiny bit of discomfort somewhere.

      Yeah, that's why people complain that capitol punishment is "cruel and unusual".

      Maybe take a look at what people are actually saying.

    8. Re:Why? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, there is no prohibition on excessive jail terms. Excessive bail is out. Excessive fines are out. But excessive jail terms are only prohibited if they are cruel and unusual. But as you point out, excessive jail terms are no longer unusual.

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    9. Re:Why? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Computer crime can easily bankrupt dozens of poor retired persons. You don't think ruining the lives of dozens of people is worthy of great punishment?

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    10. Re:Why? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      No it doesnt. because you can run a ponzi scheme, crash the entire economy, and because you are rich you get off with a light sentence in the marriot.

      Call me when a hacker has done 1/50th of the financial damage that bankers have done. If the country was honest, a lot of bankers would have been in front of firing squads. Instead they get a government bonus.

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    11. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you give someone the choice between two sentences, and they choose the one which you deem to be cruel, then clearly the other one is a bit cruel as well.

      Give the guy a choice: 30 months in prison, or ten days of public torture.

      Something tells me that a lot of people would choose the ten day punishment, just to get back to their life sooner. The side of prison sentences everyone seems to ignore is that they're essentially partial death sentences. People only live so long, and so when you decide to lock someone away for 30 months, you've decided that what they've done is worth 3.5% of a death sentence.

    12. Re:Why? by vux984 · · Score: 1

      If you run a red light, you potentially can kill someone. Yet when you run a red light you are issued a fine, and some points on your license.

      The end result matters.

      but the end result is, if he had blinded the pilot, that plane wouldn't have come back down in a single peice.

      Except that's not what the end result was. It could have been. But it wasn't.

      but if I run over someone by mistake in my Car, i'm still charged with killing that person. Same should apply here.

      If he had crashed the plane, then yes, absolutely. But he didn't.

      We don't generally charge people for what might have been the worst possible outcome of their action. We charge them for what they actually did do, or for what they intended to do.

      But not what they might have unintentionally done.

      If we think he was trying to crash the plane that's one thing. But we need some evidence of intent. Otherwise its just some guy being an idiot -- and we can charge him with assault, since what he actually did was distract and annoy a pilot, and that's probably all he intended to do as well.

      But if he was intending on crashing a plane or permanently blinding someone (even though that didn't happen) then yes, charge him with something appropriately SERIOUS.... but there better be evidence of that intention.

  18. Sending a message by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    federal prosecutors hope sends a strong message

    I've never understood this message sending that prosecutors/judges/etc go on about.
    If I'm going to aim a laser pointer at a plane, I'm not first googling the punishment for it. Nor for any other (potential) crimes.

    Who is this message being sent to exactly?

    1. Re:Sending a message by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      Who is this message being sent to exactly?

      Anyone reading slashdot? That should catch a sizeable chunk of laser enthousiasts...

      But I do agree that 30 months for someone who probably did not know what he was doing, may be a bit harsh.

    2. Re:Sending a message by sjames · · Score: 1

      It's perfectly understandable. Hateful people have found a legal way to hurt random strangers and get paid for it. Had the dice landed a bit differently, they'd be that crazy serial killer who tortured his victims you saw on the news.

    3. Re:Sending a message by cgimusic · · Score: 1

      Wait, did I miss something in the article? How are people getting paid for lasering aircraft?

    4. Re:Sending a message by sjames · · Score: 1

      They're getting paid to shit all over people who laser aircraft.

  19. Crewel and unusual punishment by bussdriver · · Score: 5, Interesting

    By "sending a message" they are by their own admission, using an unusual punishment.

    Sure, this is an interpretive call on the meaning of "unusual" and judges are extremely unlikely to limit their own power by using a broad definition, just as they are unlikely to limit their power by using a narrow definition.

    Apparently, California's prison lobby has not been deterred by the budget problems and overcrowding. We have the technology, house arrest for 30 months would be more reasonable.

    1. Re:Crewel and unusual punishment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Californian here) California's prisons are indeed very affected by overcrowding. The GENERAL rule is that unless you have blood on your hands, you'll get off pretty easily. The fact that they even bothered prosecuting him is definitely a message sent.
      Of course, the real solution (stop making prison so comfortable and nice) doesn't even occur to anyone. There are people who intentionally go to prison because they like it there. As long as that's still happening, someone's doing something very wrongly.

    2. Re:Crewel and unusual punishment by Xest · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "By "sending a message" they are by their own admission, using an unusual punishment."

      Why do you assume that? The message they're sending could just as well be that this is a fairly new crime, and hence the decision is that this is actually the standard punishment for this sort of crime going forward. There needn't be an assumption that the punishment is unusual, on the contrary, this could be normal punishment for this sort of crime going forward.

      You can only reasonably jump to the conclusion you have if there have been a decent number of equivalent cases whereby they gave lesser sentences and if hence this particular case stands out. There haven't been enough cases yet for that to be true.

    3. Re:Crewel and unusual punishment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, "sending a message" is not "cruel and unusual punishment" - no matter how much people who think that criminals should not bear any responsibility for their crimes might want us to think so.

      "Sending a message" is part of the normal function of criminal sentences. Always has been, always will be. We make things crimes because there is something wrong about them (when this ISN'T the case, that's when people are more likely to find criminal laws unjust). The punishments are there for multiple reasons - to send a message to the ***holes who get caught and convicted; to lock said ***holes away for a while to reduce their opportunities to prey on others; and to send a message to any other ***holes who might be contemplating doing the same thing.

      Seriously, do you think that if we repealed the punishments for armed bank robberies (and related crimes), and substituted stern lectures ("keep the loot, forget the people you killed during the robbery, but don't do it again, or we'll give you another tongue-lashing"), that the number of said robberies would go down?

    4. Re:Crewel and unusual punishment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have the technology, house arrest for 30 months would be more reasonable.

      Um... house arrest, you say? Where he could trivially just obtain and point the same laser out the windows?

    5. Re:Crewel and unusual punishment by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, by "sending a message", they mean having enough publicity that the entire world takes notice, rather than what we get when someone does a more-than-typically-stupid stunt on the road. Gotta admit, it's pretty tough for anyone who doesn't live under a rock to say they had no clue this could put them in jail now, isn't it?

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    6. Re:Crewel and unusual punishment by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      Apparently, California's prison lobby has not been deterred by the budget problems and overcrowding.

      Why would they be deterred? They have the people of California over a barrel now and it's the people themselves who've obediently assumed the position over it by passing all of the "get tough on crime" propositions over the years. The liberals who run this state are now scared to death of the hardened career criminals and gangs that inhabit these gladiator schools and what might happen if any significant number of them were to be released back onto the streets. Indeed, the vulnerability of the general population is heightened further still by the fact that many Californians don't own guns and have no idea how to use them even as law enforcement is cut back and prisoners are released early from overcrowded and violent institutions. Locking more people up and hardening them in these institutions only further strengthens the hands of the prison guards and the lobbyists representing the private prisons because they know that the California politicians will pay almost any price to keep the peace and maintain the status quo.

    7. Re:Crewel and unusual punishment by bussdriver · · Score: 1

      No. when they punish somebody MORE than is reasonable that is not merely about publicity. This is a pattern of politicians (prosecutors) being tough on crime by doing horrible things to people; or perhaps even for their own ego.

    8. Re:Crewel and unusual punishment by bussdriver · · Score: 1

      illogical; its easy to knock down straw-men you construct.

    9. Re:Crewel and unusual punishment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you can look at other crimes for a foundation and estimate based upon those. It is my experience that a few prosecutors think about politics and not research, plus it looks good to start the bidding high.

      Pointing a low powered laser at somebody flying is not as bad as radio interference or electronic interference from using your devices at take off. Yet we don't get 30 months for doing that. The impact is minor. What is more odd is how computers are taking over the problem making this even less important. I've done things with lasers pointed in my face and while it is a problem it is not as bad as they are making it out to be.

    10. Re:Crewel and unusual punishment by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Another commenter stated the sentence was about half of the maximum of what the offense(s) allowed. They sure threw (half) the book at him!

      It's a stupid, negligent act, just as bad if not worse than intentionally driving to the bar to get drunk (which millions have also done without harming anyone). The possibility of it being worse is that if he causes an accident, it's the equivalent of making a bus crash, badly, every time.

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  20. They got it backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should have jailed the pilot for flying into the laser path. The kid was obviously just point out a star.

    1. Re:They got it backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Must have been a lot of stars in aircraft cockpits that night...

  21. 30 months really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i understand that it isnt the brightest to point a laser pointer at a helicopter or airplane but 30 months really? This wont have a positive effect on anyone, chances are they just ruined this kids life just so they could "make a strong point". We need to start looking at what we can do to make things better not just how we can punish someone because they did something we dont agree with. All this is going to do is cost tax payers dollars and ruin a kids life, neither of which i stand behind as a tax payer

  22. Wow, 30 months! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If he had played football and raped somebody, he would have received a far more lenient sentence.

  23. Stop a sufficient number from doing it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "expect that telling people "don't do it" is suddenly going to stop everyone from doing it."

    First society is told through the law and articles such as this 'not to do it'. Second, those who persist in the stupidy of pointing lasers at aircraft have the opportunity to enjoy 30 months in jail.

    If 30 months in jail isnt a sufficient deterrant then I'm sure that figure can and will be revised upward to allow people to think through the idea of shining lasers at others.

    The goal of the law isn't to stop everyone from doing a prohibited action since in a free society people can always choose to behave poorly and risk the consequences that come with that decision.

  24. How did they know it was him? by binkzz · · Score: 1

    How did they catch him? It seems unlikely the pilot had such good eyesight as to recognize him from above..

    Did he spell his name on the cockpit ceiling or something?

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    1. Re:How did they know it was him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did they catch him? It seems unlikely the pilot had such good eyesight as to recognize him from above..

      He was probably a dipshit (at 19, what are the chances!) who ran his mouth about what he did, because lololol, laser shined at an aircraft!

      That or pilots have CSI-level technology, and simply said, "ENHANCE!" over and over again until a plane-based camera resolved the pores on his nose.

    2. Re:How did they know it was him? by mastershake82 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Here is a video of a guy with a laser pointer being caught from above.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k4C8grAGP4

    3. Re:How did they know it was him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two aircraft. First a private plane, next the police helicopter who was trying to find him.

    4. Re:How did they know it was him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did they catch him? It seems unlikely the pilot had such good eyesight as to recognize him from above..

      Did he spell his name on the cockpit ceiling or something?

      After the first pilot reported being hit by a laser, a police helicopter flew (with protective eyewear) to the reported area to investigate and was also hit by the laser beam. The helicopter was able to hover long enough to identify the direction and location of the laser, and a ground crew followed up and found the person. In court the guy pled guilty.

  25. Reaching all morons by Bayoudegradeable · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that'll show him and everyone else! Cause we all know every moron out in the sticks, in the city, living in bunkers, all of 'em will hear of this story, read about the consequences and drop their laser pointers in FEAR of the repercussions. Right. Does anyone honestly believe that by "making an example" of this person that all the other semi-literate (or not) morons will be 1)Aware of this or 2)Changed people because of this? Don't get me wrong, I think the strong sentence is fine for such behavior but expecting this to be some proxy for "preaching the good word of the law" is hopelessly naive in this case. Why not draft an awesome 12 page EULA that all purchasers must check a powerful I ACCEPT box before purchasing? Cause that works so well already...

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  26. Time to vote smarter? by s.petry · · Score: 0

    Come now, the problem is not that an idiot did something with a tool which they should not have. I'd be willing to bet that when the first person was bludgeoned to death with a cook pot, some asshole said "ban them all!". Fortunately leadership was smart enough to ignore that idiocy, and we can still use our cookware. And as a side note, people still occasionally get bludgeoned with cookware.

    If leadership is allowing stupid ass laws to be passed banning tools because an idiot uses it in a fashion which can cause harm, vote in some new leaders. Don't blame idiots for doing idiotic things. They are acting absolutely normal and as expected. Idiots are not new.

    What is new is that a staggering amount of people allow shit leadership to stay in place. The easy and complacent thing to do is to ignore poor leadership and put blame where it maintains a status quot instead of correcting problems.

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  27. Now do this with speeders and tailgaters by tutufan · · Score: 1

    You might very occasionally manage to kill someone with a laser, but illegal driving kills tens of thousands each and every year (just in the US).

    1. Re:Now do this with speeders and tailgaters by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Illegal driving? Um.. Is illegal right? So if you get caught say speeding, running red lights or the like or if somebody dies because you broke the law, guess what? You could be defending yourself in both criminal and civil courts. That you broke the law will be a serious problem for you then.

      So what's your point? That shinning a laser isn't that dangerous because nobody has died yet?

      What would you say if this same kid got caught racing with his friends down a public street in excess of 100 MPH? Would that warrant a trip to jail? After all, he's just a kid and nobody died when he hit that house with his car.....

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    2. Re:Now do this with speeders and tailgaters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tens of thousands of people killed each year, yet people are allowed to drive. 85 year olds, 16 year olds, drunks, mothers, asians.

      Why are human-driven cars still legal? Won't somebody think of the children?

      Google Car, coming soon.

    3. Re:Now do this with speeders and tailgaters by tutufan · · Score: 1

      My point is that vehicle-involved deaths are a major health problem, and we should be working a lot harder to reduce their incidence. If it's appropriate to jail someone for a laser flash, it's certainly appropriate to jail them for blowing through a crosswalk.

    4. Re:Now do this with speeders and tailgaters by bobbied · · Score: 1

      I get your point, but if you really feel this way, go get the law changed.

      Personally, being a pilot (albeit just for fun), I think it is a serious problem when somebody is stupid enough to shine a laser at an aircraft. Doing it multiple times is and should be criminal because it is seriously dangerous to blind a pilot even for a short time when they are "low and slow" and the margins for error are really slim. Eventually, somebody will die due to this if it's not happened already. Hopefully it won't be a plane full of passengers that gets balled up on short final.

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  28. Update the warning label by Eddy_D · · Score: 1

    WARNING: Pointing at eyes will cause blindness, Pointing at Land, Sea or Air vehicles will get you jail time.

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  29. Knucklehead? by dcollins117 · · Score: 1

    In a move federal prosecutors hope sends a strong message to the knuckleheads who point lasers at aircraft for fun...

    Knucklehead isn't really the right term here. A knucklehead might give you a wedgie, dip your hand in warm water when you're sleeping, give you a noogie, or at worst cooties.

    Trying to blind a piot of a commercial aircraft is something entirely different. "Attempted mass murderer" comes to mind.

  30. How in the hell do you get busted doing this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lol what kind of idiot gets busted shining a laser at a plane and helicopter? The sentence seems harse, but maybe this will teach him not to be an idiot in other regards in his life..

  31. A slight a tagent but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can we do the same for people with HID head lights?

  32. Not the first instance of jail time by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 4, Informative

    This guy pleaded guilty for repeatedly lighting up Navy jets. 18 months and $4k fine.
    He was pissed at all the noise. The base was there before he was born.

  33. Yeah.... a fine instead, perhaps? by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    With our prisons so overcrowded and so expensive to maintain (comes out of all of our taxes), I think situations like these would be better handled with a stiff fine (payable in installments, since the guy is only 19).

  34. Not a fetish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unjustified (i.e. "cruel and unusual") punishment isn't a fetish. It's a display of power. What is a display of power good for? Solidifying one's position of coercive authority, justifying yet even more power, and (pay attention to this) justifying a bigger budget.

  35. 30 mo = okay, but I have two issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Point one.. Not being a fucking pussy, I really hate that the more powerful lasers are banned in the US from Joe 6 pack. I believe even dummies can operate lasers without massive dangerous things happening. Actually I would say this is more of an FCC problem than an FAA... As long as Joe 6 Pack can understand power and frequency and know the dangerous effects and even visualize the math, why not let them buy it? They run argon lasers at shopping malls from time to time, and planes fly through that, while it moves around for a light show.

    But then point two...
    I almost think there should be a worse sentence, since this idiot aimed it at not ONE but TWO actively flying objects. I mean really if your pointing a laser at a police helicopter, it had better be connected to a gun, or rocket, and it had better be during civil war, with the intent to remove a rogue abusive government like the Constitution says, and the object flying is killing people for no reason and identified as unfriendly, otherwise the guy is temporarily risking all pilot's lives in my opinion from night eye, air collisions, missed landings, etc. A good pilot could manage to keep going and fly around again until vision returns, but it DISRUPTS all the other jet's flight paths. I know I live near an airport, I see them go around when they have IFE's.

    Point 2.1...
    We are already in a modern electronic civil war v2.0. I am not as sure this is a genuine crime when it comes to drones. I presume it depends on what the drone is doing, and where it's airspace is, is it violating the Constitution? Is it engaged in attacking people who haven't done jack shit? If so, then it is a domestic enemy, no matter who's "name" is at the control and deserves the worst blow-back to those who bless the sortie's evil intent, and these domestic terrorists DO live somewhere nearby.

  36. Dumbass of the year awards.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...are filling up quickly for applicants.

  37. Try that in the U.K. ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and NOTHING would happen to him...

    He'd be arrested, then let out with a 'good telling off', and that would be it. Then he would do it again, and exactly the same thing would happen.

    Hell, you can MURDER people in the U.K. and expect to spend less than FIFTEEN YEARS in prison - and our prisons are like holiday camps.

  38. FSUCKING IDIOT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope he gets the bjesus pounded out of him while sitting there for what should be 30 years.

  39. nanny state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a nanny state response.

    But to keep in the spirit of technology, why don't they make the planes immune to idiocy. For example, the cop in the chopper has glasses which filter the harmful effects of the laser, why not make all the windows on the plane of this material? Problem:Solution NOT Problem:Legislation

  40. Incorrect. CD/DVD lasers are weak by sirwired · · Score: 1

    In their native applications, CD/DVD lasers are incredibly weak; usually under 1mW. While the diodes can be brought up to higher power by ripping them out and supplying them with proper cooling, laser pointers (especially poorly-regulated imports) are dangerous right out of the box; no hacking needed. If you ripped the cover off a boombox and held down the interlock switch, it's doubtful you could even see it more than a couple of feet away unless the holder had REALLY good aim.

    1. Re:Incorrect. CD/DVD lasers are weak by Freshly+Exhumed · · Score: 1

      My point (unintentional pun there) was that if authorities were to try and prohibit the sales of laser pointers there would still be a good source of lasers out there in basements, closets, garages, and dumps from which to fabricate extremely dangerous and powerful laser devices. I was definitely not comparing ease of acquisition.

      As for them being relatively weak, hardware hackers can gang as many of them as their rig can support, with each laser aimed at the same spot for cumulative effect. Commonly available laser pointers are in the 5mW range from what I understand, so ganging several CD lasers could surpass that output easily.

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  41. "Not intending to harm anybody"? by sirwired · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "For doing something dumb (not intending to harm anybody)"

    What, precisely, do you think he had in mind when aiming a laser pointer in the cockpit of an airplane lining up for a landing? "Harmless", my a$$.

    This was a serious violent crime. Period. End of story. The fact that his crime failed to have the intended result doesn't mean he gets a slap on the wrist.

    1. Re:"Not intending to harm anybody"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize the pilots rarely land the plane, right? And yeah, I'm sure he thought "Hey I'm going to blind some pilots with a laser so they crash the plane!!!!one!!1". More like some dumb ass sees plane and shines a light at it because, well he is a dumb ass w/a light in his hand.

      You morons who think pilots are going to get blinded from a laser pointer a mile or two away are just fucking idiots.

    2. Re:"Not intending to harm anybody"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He probably intended to give those stupid pilots a right shock and did not believe that planes would crash. Unless there was specific evidence showing that he wanted planes to crash and people to die, it is not reasonable to assume that he intended to do that. Never the less it is a serious thing to endanger planes in that way, so for example a 1 month sentence probably is not a reasonable level of punishment while 6-12 months might be harsh but fair. 30 months seems way over the top, unless there is evidence of actual intent to kill, in which case 30 months is far too little - it should then really be something like 100 cases of attempted murder (if there were 100 passengers).

    3. Re:"Not intending to harm anybody"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A serious violent offence my a$$.. I doubt he even knew, the laser would reach the plane dense enough to be an annoyance. And if this was a serious violent crime (I can't stop laughing) why would he point the light at the helicopter as well? If you really think he is a violent criminal that ALMOST (it must have been really close) crashed a plane why wouldn't he cover his ass by not pointing at the helicopter?

      Also a 5mW pointer is hardly an annoyance at a distance more than 500m and I would assume that the plane was several kilometers away.

    4. Re:"Not intending to harm anybody"? by sirwired · · Score: 1

      Why would you assume the plane was several km away? Even the most steely aim of a simple handheld pointer isn't going to hit a target that far away, yet he was successful in hitting the cockpit, and caused significant impairment. Sounds like more than "hardly an annoyance" to me.

      Why wouldn't he cover his ass by not pointing at the helicopter? Well, the rules of evidence don't require criminals to not be morons. He probably thought is was just as funny to light up a police helicopter.

  42. Harsh punishments protect rights by goodmanj · · Score: 1

    You're not going to like this, but here it is: multi-year sentences for being a douchebag are a *good* thing, because they protect our right to do fun stuff. If we take it as a given that high-powered lasers are a real danger to aircraft, the government has three possible solutions:
    1) Laser-proof all aircraft, which is enormously expensive even if it's technically possible. And who pays for it? You do, either through taxes or airline ticket price increases.
    2) Ban all sales of high-powered lasers to the public. No fun science experiments for you!
    3) Throw the book at a couple of offenders to discourage people from being douchebags in this regard.

    In practice, 1) isn't going to happen. By going with solution 3), we reduce the pressure to do 2), which protects your right to screw around with lasers and have safe, responsible science fun.

    1. Re:Harsh punishments protect rights by Cassini2 · · Score: 1

      Criminals are stupid. Long prison sentences are pointless because criminals lack the intellectual skills to figure out that they will be caught. If a criminal lacks the intellectual ability to avoid doing crimes because they will get caught, how can they possibly appreciate the deterrent value of a long prison sentence?

      If you break the statistics down by type of crime, then you find that a huge percentage of criminals are addicts with and without FAS, and have no effective decision making capability. These people chronically make the same minor mistakes, largely harm themselves, and justice should be about managing the harm they do to society at the minimum social cost.

      Some people are sociopaths. The higher functioning sociopaths have learned to call their lawyer before doing anything truly evil. As a result, they can hold down careers in business, and manage to not commit crimes. These people are the "boss from hell", and a relatively few cause a great many stories.

      Some people are truly sick. Believe it or not, the justice system is surprisingly efficient at locking up serial killers for life. However, a serial killer will not be deterred by a long prison sentence. Serial killers experience an uncontrollable desire to kill. Lacking self-control, prison time for serial killers is simply about keeping them off the streets.

      Long prison sentences are only effective for a small population of criminals that the justice system will lock up for a long-time anyway. Everyone else is either too stupid to know the difference, or smart enough to stay out of jail. Deterrence only works against rational people who would not commit the crime anyway.

    2. Re:Harsh punishments protect rights by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      Deterrence works poorly on honest-to-god sociopaths. It does, however, work pretty well on morons and ordinary assholes, and fortunately for all of us, those are more of those. Another poster to this thread pointed out lots of examples where legal deterrence has actually worked for society at large (laws against smoking, child labor, statutory and violent rape, etc.)

      I'm happy to settle for deterring a thousand assholes from shining lasers at planes, even if that has no effect on the five sociopaths. Sociopaths have better things to do anyway.

    3. Re:Harsh punishments protect rights by Kittenman · · Score: 1

      You're not going to like this, but here it is: multi-year sentences for being a douchebag are a *good* thing, because they protect our right to do fun stuff. If we take it as a given that high-powered lasers are a real danger to aircraft, the government has three possible solutions: 1) Laser-proof all aircraft, which is enormously expensive even if it's technically possible. And who pays for it? You do, either through taxes or airline ticket price increases. 2) Ban all sales of high-powered lasers to the public. No fun science experiments for you! 3) Throw the book at a couple of offenders to discourage people from being douchebags in this regard.

      In practice, 1) isn't going to happen. By going with solution 3), we reduce the pressure to do 2), which protects your right to screw around with lasers and have safe, responsible science fun.

      Disagree. Multi-year sentences clutter up the jails. And they don't send a message - which is why people continue to offend even when someone else has been caught for that offence. Example: people still murder, rob, embezzle, speed, rape, etc.

      Why? Because they think they can get away with it.

      Robert Peel said 'It is not the severity of the punishment that deters crime, but the certainty of it". And he's quite right. Until we can catch a laser-flashing idiot every time and give them (for example) a hefty fine and a week in the cooler, they'll do it again and again. But if we catch them every time, that'll soon stop.

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    4. Re:Harsh punishments protect rights by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      I contend that the number of robberies, embezzlements, etc. would be far greater if those crimes were not aggressively punished. And so would the number of airplanes lasered. Deterrents work, they're just not 100% effective.

      (I will agree that the deterrent effect depends on the nature of the crime. It's less effective for crimes of passion and crimes of addiction, where the offender isn't thinking, and more effective for premeditated crimes like robbery and airplane-lasering.)

  43. Advertise, don't ban by jmichaelg · · Score: 1

    Somehow, I don't think the idiots who do this kind of thing read /. much.

    This verdict would have a better chance of having its intended effect if the knuckleheads who think it might be a good idea to point a laser at someone got a flyer with their purchase that said "Point it at someone - go to jail."

  44. Sentence is TOO SHORT by WheezyJoe · · Score: 1

    We are tossing a 19 year old kid into the system for 2 and 1/2 years over shining a light. Without a doubt he could have caused more harm than he did, but to take away the beginning of his adult life... just seems wrong. Make him do a few thousand hours of community service while on probation will do more good for everyone than teaching him to be a professional convict at this point in his life.

    Ok, let's put this into perspective. You're driving down the freeway, approaching an overpass, when suddenly you have a burning sensation in the back of your eye and you can't see. As you blink and turn your head, your car goes out of lane and nearly hits another car that honks loudly at you. Thankfully for your kid in the back seat, you weren't going that fast and recovered, but one of your eyes really hurt and has a blind spot that won't go away. Carefully, you work your way off the freeway, wonder if you have to call a doctor.

    Now, imagine you are coming in for your first landing as a pilot-in-training. Nervous, but everything's going great, you're in control, when... you get the picture.

    Now, imagine you're on that overpass with this 19-year-old you know. You're bored, had some beers. "Check this out," the 19-year-old goes, pulling something out of his pack. "Hi-powered laser."
    "What you gonna do with it?" you ask over the sound of cars speeding past, below.
    "I'm gonna shine it at cars and planes. You get 'em in the eyes, it fucks 'em up!"
    "Uh, really? Does it hurt?"
    "If it goes in your eyes, fuck yeah it hurts! Blinds you some, too! I looked at it real quick once and I couldn't see right for hours."
    "Uh, dude, you gonna do this on the freeway? People could crash, man."
    "Stop being such a punk-ass bitch. Man up and have some balls! Here, watch me fuck up that little plane up there. Yeah, see, I'm gettin' him!" as the plane violently yaws to one side.

    The Previous Poster seems to forget that this guy didn't do it once and then come to his senses, like "oh, shit, this has gotta stop". He did it again and again. Either too stupid to understand the real harm/danger he was causing, or knew precisely what he was doing and didn't care, and no thousand hours of service is gonna set that straight (if he was 14, maybe; but he's 19! if he don't know better by then...) Either way, YOU don't want someone around like this wherever you drive, fly or live. Throw away the damn key.

    Seriously, Steve O is a "knucklehead" who does some crazy shit. This is something else entirely.

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  45. As it should be by gweihir · · Score: 1

    Pointing a laser at an aircraft, particular one taking off or landing, or at a helicopter is more dangerous than shooting at it with a handgun (you will likely not hit, with a laser it is easy). Even if the pilot is only incapacitated for a few seconds, that can be enough for a fatal crash. And if the laser is strong enough, it may cause permanent blindness and the pilot will lose his/her job.

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    1. Re:As it should be by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Bull crap. A temporary blinded pilot can maintain flight.
      And pilot with a hole in his head can not. OT one leaking fluids.

      "Even if the pilot is only incapacitated for a few seconds, that can be enough for a fatal crash."
      really? a few seconds? I guess that's why the fall out of the sky every time a pilot yawns.

      AS some who has been hit in the eyes with a 50 mw 530nm laser, at close range(2 meters) I was incompletely blinded for about 4 seconds.
      And yes, it hurt.
      Do you think,planes stay in the air with the sheer will of the pilot? I

      Yes, its dangerous, but not nearly as much as you seem to think.

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    2. Re:As it should be by gweihir · · Score: 1

      You vastly overestimate what a handgun can do to a plane. It is essentially nothing, unless you have a very lucky hit. With the laser, it is entirely different as it is a continuous beam weapon. And the most dangerous thing is that it ruins the night-vision of pilots for quite some time. Example: The Swiss Rega (Helicopter Ambulance Service) has had to abort emergency flights because of incapacitated pilots. Fortunately, nobody died do far. But they are often transporting patients in critical condition, including ones on full life-support. Endangering them is certainly a capital crime. Stop defending cretins.

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  46. Even better suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just use the goddamn mouse pointer.

  47. Cruel AND unusual by Immerman · · Score: 1

    I've always been a bit curious about how exactly that phrase should be interpreted in the context of period language. It seems to usually be interpreted as cruel punishments and unusual punishments are banned, but I would have thought such an intent would have been better phrased as "cruel or unusual punishments". The alternative, which makes far more sense to me, is that it's the combination that's banned. Cruel punishments are okay so long as they are not unusual, and likewise unusual punishments are okay so long as they are not cruel. After all I challenge you to name any common punishment which is *not* cruel.

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  48. A rare example of justice we can all agree with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are certain forms of social behaviour that go beyond the pale. What about an adult who sexually abuses a young child when they are alone together, because the crime leaves no external evidence? Or the doctor that molests his patients disguised as routine examinations, for the same reason?

    You take a gun and rob a store, and you know people will be aware of the crime, and have means of possibly finding you. The guy with the laser was using it precisely because he was convinced he would be an invisible criminal- incapable of being discovered. Just because WE understand the physics and maths of light that travels in a straight line (meaning that the people in the helicopter were literally given the pin-point position of the perp by the laser beam itself), doesn't mean the criminal realized the same.

    What I am trying to say is this. Find a criminal who only commits 'invisible' serious crimes (crimes that are not noticed, or crimes where the perpetrator cannot be discovered), and you'll find a person who almost certain does things like rape little children, or sets things on fire as well. These people are very, very dangerous criminal psychopaths.

    Discussions about how rarely a laser really endangers an aircraft miss the point entirely. We have a right to be protected from the people that desire to ignore social norms in order to prey on us.

  49. Wouldn't be cruel and unusual.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if it happened on a regular basis.

    Now you ask "How could the government/corporations make money from this?"

    Particular individual, welcome to the Stocks and Pillory, brought to you by Carl's Jr.

  50. jail time? really? by geekoid · · Score: 1

    He shouldn't have gone to jail. It's a waste of time and money.
    He should have been given a hefty fine and community service.

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  51. 30 Months: Costs the taxpayer around $50,000 by AndrewOsiris · · Score: 1

    19 year old kid points a laser pointer at a plane. You pay $50,000. If we looked at it this way our prisons wouldn't be so full.

  52. Do you know how many are blinded by geekoid · · Score: 1

    by lasers every year? less then 5.

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  53. "Pilots rarely land the plane"? by sirwired · · Score: 1

    While many (most?) commercial aircraft do indeed have Autoland system, they are rarely actually used. Ask any actual airline pilot about this.

    And he was shining a laser pointer, not a flashlight. And shining at the cockpit, not some easier target.

    And obviously it was bright enough to notice, as the pilot called it in.

    And I doubt it was a mile or two away.

    And at night, the micro-scratches in the plexiglass plane windshields, make a laser-pointer hit very dangerous indeed. The pilot isn't going to have burns on his retina, but he isn't going to be able to see out the thing either.

  54. Real reason government issues stiff penalties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Laser pointers of this magnitude and greater can be used to target aircraft, blah blah blah, everyone has heard it a million times.

    They scare you with the thought of a commercial airline crashing with hundreds of passengers...
    But really they don't want people having effective anti-drone-aircraft equipment.

  55. There didn't need to be a specific law for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There didn't need to be a specific law for that, attempted murder, (attempting to crash the plane) or reckless endangerment, ( risk of crashing the plane), should have been more than enough.

  56. Stupid yes, dangerous doubtful. by Wally4u · · Score: 1

    I work with laser daily that have far greater power and focus than the average 5mW laser you can buy in a store. And this report just makes me sad. Sending a guy to jail for something stupid. The pilots could never have been blinded (permanently or even for a short while) with laser of these low power unfocused types. Its basically more dangerous to your retina to look into the sun. The IEC 60601-2-22 for example defines a way to calculate the NOHD http://www.laserpointersafety.com/safetyinfo/safetyinfo/calcs.html Basically this a method of calculating the chance of damage to the eye, based on distance, divergence of the beam, power and wavelength.
    Example:EXAMPLE 1: In the U.S., lasers sold as pointers must be less than 5 mW. A typical divergence is 1 milliradian. What is the Nominal Ocular Hazard Distance? The 50/50 injury chance distance?
    NOHD (Nominal Ocular Hazard Distance) in feet = (32.8 / 1) * (square root of (0.5 * 5)) = 32.8 * (square root of 2.5) = 32.8 * 1.58 = 51.9 feet ED50 distance in feet = 51.9 / 3.16 = 16.4 feet
    Answer: The Nominal Ocular Hazard Distance of a 5 mW laser pointer with 1 mrad divergence is 51.9 feet. The ED50 distance means that if a person is 16.4 feet from the laser and is exposed under laboratory conditions (the laser and eye are fixed relative to each other), there is a 50/50 chance of causing a minimally detectable retinal lesion.
    In short, unless the guy was sitting within 16 feet of the plane/helicopter, he has a 50% change of inducing ANY form of damage to the retina. On the other hand, could the laser pointer pose a distraction to the pilot and the pilot could make a fatal error. Sure, but a ringing cellphone might do the same.

  57. TFA says otherwise by raymorris · · Score: 1
    TFA says:

    laser struck the pilot of the airplane in the eye multiple times and caused him to suffer vision impairment that continued through the following day.

    That's consistent with what I know from having three lasers of various power levels. In some areas, readily available lasers are limited to 1mw. Online, you can easily order 50mw lasers, if you live in an area they'll ship to. So some readily available lasers are 50 times as powerful than what you might think of as readily available in your area.

    Additionally, green lasers are about 4X as bright optically than red lasers of the same power. So his green laser may well be 200X as bright as your red laser.

    1. Re:TFA says otherwise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Green lasers (and green light in general) are *perceived* as being brighter by the human eye, but an X mW laser of any colour is still only outputting X mW of energy - ie, a green laser may appear brighter when it's being shone into your eye, but it won't cause any more damage than a red one of equivalent power being shone into your eye.

  58. Not much by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

    Depends on where the attacker is. If the attacker is withing 15 degrees of the runway then the planes movement will have little effect. They will have several minutes to paint the front of the aircraft with the pointer. By wiggling the beam they can paint a larger area of the cockpit with the beam over those minutes. Multiply that by the fact the attacker is targeting aircraft as a hobby over the course of the year.

  59. Quality Aircraft? by hduff · · Score: 1

    Billiions of dollars for aircraft that are vulnerable to a laser pointer that costs a few bucks. It's a disgrace.

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  60. wrong metaphor by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

    No but if shoot laser pointers at the drivers of school busses near a school then I might expect 30 months of prison.

    1. Re:wrong metaphor by sjames · · Score: 1

      In other words, in a case where you should expect it will cause a problem. Many people don't realize that a laser pointer at that distance is visible as more than a green dot seen in the distance. The solution is education first, then jail.

      Had they sentenced him to clean the runway for a month while wearing a t-shirt saying "I will never aim a laser pointer at an airplane again", I could have agreed with it.

  61. ROFLcoptoring! by rts008 · · Score: 1

    *Daffy Duck voice*
    "You're despicable...." ;-)

    I'm still imagining the chaos in the package sorting/routing facility!

    All that machinery, and two "Extremely Dangerous Magnets"....hilarity ensues.

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  62. daylight hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also, something like 90% of those takeoff/landing accidents take place during daylight hours. So your point about the laser adding additional stress is another case of "look, there is a dragon at the edge of the world". Not true and just another generic fear tactic.

  63. Thank You. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you. This myth about blinded pilots has got to stop. The worst is a momentary impediment of sight, like glinting sunlight from a mirror while driving your car. No blinding, no retinal damage, no plane crashes...

    This is a ridiculous criminal sentence to an overhyped threat that does not exist in reality. I feel genuinely sorry for the idiot that was sentenced. I hope he gets a good lawyer that has this sentence overturned on appeal.

  64. Only 30 months? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should be 30 YEARS.

  65. Whoa now, PPE is a MUST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is one of the most half assed straw men arguments I have seen in awhile. I am an industrial electrician. Do you know how much safety gear I have to wear to do my job? At a minimum I have a hard hat, safety glasses, and gloves on. If I am working on live power I have voltage rated gloves with leather gloves over those. If the power is over 220V and especially 480V or 600V then I'm gonna have to have an arc flash suit on which comes with a nice hooded visor. The highest rated suits look like those shiny silver volcano suits you see scientists wear. Do you know how difficult it becomes to do something so simple as putting a wire under a terminal screw when you have an arc flash suit on? Just because something is inconvienient does not mean you can disregard safety protocols. If I didn't have that gear on and a switchgear decided to blow, I would probably be dead without it (at least burned severely). It's hot, it never fits right, you can't see shit with it on, but I HAPPILY put it on every day.

    This is a simple risk assement problem: Is the chance of being stuck by a laser probable? If yes, when struck, is the possiblity of harm probable? If yes then by what amount? If danger is greater than *threshold* then take action to mitigate danger.

    If these things are as dangerous as they are purported to be (and yeah lasers can be extremely dangerous) then that calls for the use of appropriate PPE (personal protective equipment). Since the authorities have passed law making this illegal and have prosecuted people for it then you can't say that the danger is negligible and the risk too low. Therefore, pilots should be MANDATED to wear the appropriate safety gear, in this case laser safety goggles, at least during take off and landing. I can be fired for not wearing my gear whether an accident occured or not. Pilots should not be immune from the same OSHA-style requirements the rest of us working stiffs have to deal with daily. And also a lot of folks hate the blame the victim deal but it applies here. If you as a pilot know some jackass could hit you with a laser, cause blindness, or kill you via crash, then why wouldn't the pilot be DEMANDING appropriate PPE? I demand my PPE whenever something doesn't look right or its a new situation that has been accounted for. Yes, that jackass shouldn't shine a laser at a plane, but you see how well legislation is working out on that front, so it's just plain negligence on the pilots fault for not having a backup mitigator which laser blocking filters on the windows or worn goggles would qualify as. Everyone here knows you have to have a backup and if you can't control the primary then you better be able to control the backup. You might not stop little Timmay from shooting you with a laser (cause you can't control that) but at least you have your goggles on (that you can control) and so if he does shoot ya, you won't go blind and kill your passengers. What part of this even sounds bad? Again pilots should be demanding this stuff. Laser safety glasses are cheap, as comfortable as any glasses, and can be gotten in prescription lenses if needed. There are zero logical arguments against the use of them.

    Oh and on top of all that, I just want to point out the ridiculousness of your argument in general. They're glasses. A large percentage of the world wears glasses and many of them not because they are blind but either to block sunlight or to look fashionable. Your arguement against them, if valid, would have already reared its ugly head by the drivers on the road, who have a much higher probability to have to react to a dangerous situation, and unlike planes, cars have little leeway for screwing up. A pilot even plummeting to his doom has several minutes to kiss his ass goodbye whilst a driver is sitting a few feet from his potential death. Wearing glasses (and I mean normal glasses, not some BS you'd see Lil John wearing) in no way limits vision to the point that it becomes too dangerous to operate a vehicle. As a matter of fact every state th

    1. Re:Whoa now, PPE is a MUST by mk1004 · · Score: 1

      Yes, certainly, I want the pilot flying the plane I'm in flying half blind because they are wearing glasses that, be definition, MUST restrict visibility. NOT. If you've never seen the goggles that technicians wear when working on high power laser equipment, then you have no knowledge to make statements like you just did. Pilots need unrestricted visibility. Period. Protective gear that would work, especially against lasers of varying wavelengths, would greatly restrict visibility.

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  66. Just because you don't know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just because you don't know of a solution doesn't mean one does not exist and I modded you Overrated because of that. You ever heard of laser safety glasses? I have had to wear them on several occasions. They in no way limit your vision in any significant way, certainly no worse than sunglasses and which pilot isn't usally rockin a set of aviator shades? Go look at the products offered by Newport or Thorlabs. They make all kinds of laser bandpass filters and such. To my knowledge, even the military is now coating windows of vehicles, planes, and pilot helmet visors with coatings designed to thwart laser weaponry. A technical engineering method of danger mitigation has already been developed that is far more effective than any crime legislation could be. This law IS "overbearing". As many have already said, we already have 1000 laws that already cover this- wreckless endangerment comes off the top of my head. Legislators and lawyers waste time and resources, engineers get shit done.

    Your argument is knee-jerk & totalitarian, and therefore invalid (at least in my opinion).

    1. Re:Just because you don't know by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      They in no way limit your vision in any significant way, certainly no worse than sunglasses and which pilot isn't usally rockin a set of aviator shades?

      I don't know any pilots who wear aviator shades at night

      And why do you think it's normal and acceptable that airlines would have to spend shitloads of money to apply expensive coatings to airplane windows just because some idiots like to shine lasers onto them? What's next? Bullet proof windows so people can fire guns at aircraft? Surely, a prohibition on firing guns at aircraft would be overbearing, right?

  67. Mind boggling by TheGoodNamesWereGone · · Score: 1

    It boggles my ever loving mind how people here are making excuses for this nitwit. HE COULD HAVE KILLED SOMEONE. How hard is that to understand?

  68. Invalid for the 42nd time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I keep seeing you posting this response repeatedly. You are wrong. Laser light is NOT just visible light. That's why it's called a Laser. If it were the same as visible light it would be called a flashlight (or torch if you prefer). There are plenty of laser safety glass models available. Pilots can already buy:
    http://nightflightconcepts.com/products/Laser-Defense-Laser-Armor-Aviation-Glasses.html

    Your argument has been nullified.

    1. Re:Invalid for the 42nd time by KGIII · · Score: 1

      They have to be trolling. I simply don't want to believe anyone at /. is that dumb. Hell, I'm often dumb so I make it a point to phrase it in the form of a question and am very happy with the frequency of quality answers here, it's one of the reasons I've been here this long and why I keep coming back. (I don't mind not knowing, I just ask or state what I believe to be true.)

      Anyhow, I found out some more information. There's a Wikipedia page about it. It appears that they're not required or anything though that is under consideration. If you're interested the link is here:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lasers_and_aviation_safety

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  69. Shocking the pilots isn't harmful? by sirwired · · Score: 1

    Wait a minute... you are arguing that he intended to "shock the pilots" while they were landing the plane but thought that that action wouldn't have any consequences?

    Unless he went with a "diminished mental capacity" defense, indicating he is a certified moron, I don't see how you can argue that "shocking the pilots" landing a plane isn't meant to be harmful.

    If he were driving a car, we'd call it reckless endangerment... the sentence seems about right. Not a specific intention to kill, but also an utter disregard for the possibly deadly consequences of his actions.

  70. Cruel and unusual by xenobyte · · Score: 1

    This punishment is way over the top, bordering on cruel and unusual.

    First of all, the pilots are not in danger. Unless we're talking about a new type of laser with a beam that can zig-zag and go around corners, it is never ever going to hit the pilots in the eyes. Helicopters are different of course as most have some kind of downfacing windows.

    A bit of green light reflecting around the cockpit is not going to pose any danger either, both because there's a lot of other light sources in the cockpit that's also bouncing light around, and second because most landings today are mostly automated, either completely or as an assistance. Besides, the pilots are probably half asleep anyway due to the horrendous long hours the commercial airlines force them to work these days.

    So please relax. This laser-thing is not a big deal. I guess the pilots are bored since they overreact this way. Think about it. A much more potent light source bounce much more powerful light around the cockpit daily, including directly into the eyes of the pilots, but you don't hear them whine about that. It is of course also rather hard putting the Sun in jail for 30 months...

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  71. As a followup... by sirwired · · Score: 1

    Reading the article, arguing that he didn't think it would be harmful was indeed tried in court. The court didn't buy it... it would indeed be hard to argue that without a diminished capacity defense

  72. Laser pointer danger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So does this mean Al Queda can bring down the US aviation system with a few laser pointers? Who would have thought we are that vulnerable.

  73. He doesn't look terribly intelligent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/adam%2520gardenhire%2520facebook.JPG&imgrefurl=http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/2012/04/adam_gardenshire_laser_pointer_aircraft_fbi_arrest_indictment.php&h=373&w=358&sz=23&tbnid=dy8ueOjYjHo89M:&tbnh=90&tbnw=86&zoom=1&usg=__OYfMrtLa0nMnUcvRaQ0-h0qg8ZA=&docid=ooBclu-bymja5M&sa=X&ei=TG1TUbflNYLKiwLvzYGwCQ&ved=0CEwQ9QEwAg&dur=653

  74. Lasers & Airplanes in Flight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    gosgog;

    Years ago, the Brits had the ultimate punishment, and believe me, perpetrators punished this way never came back for seconds.
    THE CAT O' NINE TAILS. lets forget this current "Humanitarian crap" and start using some items from the historical past. It wouldn't Take long to put a stop to a lot of current idiocy in many countries WHEN WORD GOT AROUND!. Laser at Airplanes, Rapes & sexual assaults, child pornography...give 'em a dose of the CAT!!

  75. No the beam is still coherent see vid from Moscow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI7Qq1mYQlI

  76. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  77. Laser Pointers Are Her Bright Spot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If laser pointers were banned, my cat would be very, very sad.