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  1. jesus touched my junk liberally on Where Do Dummy Email Addresses Go? · · Score: -1
    jesus touched my junk liberally. he strapped me to his cross and he couldnt keep his offensive hands off of me. he was performing many red flag touches. i couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. i told jesus that the church would not approve of the son of god touching an atheist for free.


    it doesn't help at all that jesus has been spun out after touching everyone's junk. He can hardly see straight after touching lazarus's diseased junk. How is he possibly going to explain this to the pope when he doesnt save the next soul in distress? They'll make him drop trou in front of the Pharisees again. There it is. Judas Iscariot just called and asked why jesus hasn't been crucified. He has to go.

  2. Re:Beowulf cluster on You've Got Mail -- Tons Of It · · Score: -1

    imagine a beowulf cluster of email classifying beowulf clusters.

  3. Re:jEdit beats the pants off it on VisiCalc Turns 25, Creators Interviewed · · Score: 2, Funny

    and it only takes 2Gb RAM to run it in sluggish mode.

  4. He's an Un-USian traitor on Brew Your Own Auto Fuel For 41 Cents A Gallon · · Score: -1, Troll

    Send him to gitmo ASAP. He is an affront to our glorious god-fearing leader George Walker Bush.

  5. Re:Cut it down to 3:05. on The Way the Music Died · · Score: 0, Insightful

    sure, if you insist on prepackaged starlets or angsty-white-boys with guitars, then innovation is pretty much dead. You should try to listen to the only progressive american music genres, Hip-Hop and R&B.

  6. music died on The Way the Music Died · · Score: 2, Funny

    when limp biskits got a record deal.

  7. don't drop the soap, Howie on "Buffalo Spammer" Gets 3.5 to 7 Years · · Score: 0

    w00t

  8. I'mii soii gladii Iii runii Linuxii on First IA64 Windows Virus Released · · Score: 4, Funny

    Iii neverii getii anyii virii. Itii mustii beii painfulii toii runii windowii.

  9. Kirk? Hell No on Shatner May Return to Star Trek (Briefly?) · · Score: 0

    He should be T.J. Hooker. Space Cop

  10. Re:movie mirror links... on USS Enterprise Finally Flies · · Score: 1, Informative

    uhm, the orig is hosted on infoseek.co.jp. they're not just some guy in a basement with DSL.

  11. I like the move Top Secret. on Star Wars Episode III : Birth Of The Empire · · Score: 0

    Skeet Surfin' U.S.A.

  12. Since when is starbucks gourmet? on Newsflash: Gourmet Coffees Have Lots Of Caffeine · · Score: 0

    Man, You USians are the tackiest, most tasteless people ever. You wouldn't know gourmet if it tossed your sallad.

  13. Extreme Monkeys on More ApeXtreme Info · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Snowboarding Baboons.

  14. Re:Another "IPv6 won't be here soon" article... on MIT Technology Review Slams IPv6 · · Score: -1, Redundant

    IPv6. What is it all about... is it good, or is it whack?