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  1. And... on Scandinavian Scientists Designing Robotic Snakes · · Score: 0

    they all thought I was crazy while I was designing my Robot Mongoose Army.

  2. Thank you on Community Choice Award "Most Likely to be Shut Down By Govt" · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thank you Slashdot readers. Your research has been a great help. We will get right on this.

    Sincerely,
    U.S. Govt.

  3. Re:Jetpacks are just a bad idea on The Truth About New Jet Pack Hype · · Score: 0

    I am pretty sure if you take a Mentos before using it you will be fine.

  4. Re:By the same token on RIAA College Litigations Getting A Bumpy Ride · · Score: 0

    You can be sure that it is the P2P shares that initiates the knock at the door and not that there is a female on the other side of it.

  5. Don't they all on Microsoft's Ballmer: Google Reads Your Mail · · Score: 0

    In order to do SPAM analysis anyway?

  6. Usually.... on Virgin Digital To Close Up Shop · · Score: 0

    I am waiting for Virgins to open up shop.

  7. Re:In other news . . . on Skype Blames Microsoft Patch Tuesday for Outage · · Score: 0

    I am pretty sure it was Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with tubes.

  8. Re:So what? It's North Carolina... on NC Man Fined For Using Vegetable Oil As Fuel · · Score: 0

    Or if you are Fred Flintstone.

  9. Yes but.... on Microsoft's IIS is Twice as Likely to Host Malware? · · Score: 0

    IIS is 100% likely to be hosted by malware!

  10. If you ask me... on Apple Sues Over iGasm Ads · · Score: 0

    they should have seen that cumming.

  11. Re:Oh, come on! on Enforced Ads Coming to Flash Video Players · · Score: 0

    Considering the quality of many of the self-made videos out there the tampon advert might be nice.

  12. Husbands rejoice... on Regrowing Lost Body Parts Getting Closer All the Time · · Score: 0

    Now we have to figure out how to hide that we are growing a spare penis since our wives won't let us leave home with our primary pecker.

  13. Who needs printed messages? on Print Messages On Your Beer · · Score: 0

    After drinking 9 or 10 my Guinness speaks to me. Usually telling me to do bad things...

  14. Re:vista vapor on Apple vs Microsoft- Who's the Copycat? · · Score: 0

    Run a couple of Xeon processors and a high end ATI card in this http://www.casemodgod.com/kitchen_toaster_pc.htm and your prayers might be answered.

  15. Re:download on Borland Announces the Return of the Turbo Products, with Video · · Score: 0

    If you have the NoScript Firefox Extension installed and have not allowed scripts from turboexplorer.com the countdown is not displayed in which case the missing download links are not explained.

  16. Re:Yes, but... on Hurricane Simulator to Destroy Full Size Building · · Score: 0

    Thats what makes it blow.

  17. Re:Reelin' 'Em in I see on Vonage going IPO · · Score: 0

    Looks like the IPO is valid:

    http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1272830/000 104746906006657/a2169920zex-99_1.htm

    But that does not mean the website is.

  18. Google buys Google. on Google to Create a Private Internet Alternative? · · Score: 0

    Rapture!

  19. Re:Sony won't be harmed, users will on Sony RootKit Still A Problem? · · Score: 0

    Don't worry Corporal Punishment is not on the Sony label.

  20. NASCAR? on Swedish Flight Simulator Adds G Forces · · Score: 0

    Sounds like a Nascar simulator to me. All left turns.

  21. Take it with you. on Apple to Launch iTunes for Windows · · Score: 0

    Will there be any way to play the Apple format on my IPaq? I don't want to go out and buy and iPod just to take my music with me. I can listen to my downloaded music from Musicmatch.com on my iPaq. Microsofts solution is not the best but at least I can play it where and when I want. I don't know about everyone else but I don't download music to my computer to listen to it only on my computer and that seems to be about all I could do with this unless I bought an iPod and add that to my gear that I already carry (my back can't take much more), or burned audio CD's and added a CD player to my gear collection.

  22. Who knew? on Shuttle May Fly Again In '04 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Well, I take back everything I said about Rocket Scientists reading /.

  23. Oh no. on Half Life 2 Source Code Leaked · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lets just hope it does not end up in the Linux kernel.

  24. That'll learn ya! on Win32 Blaster Worm is on the Rise · · Score: 1

    I had to reinstall XP on my home machine because of an unrelated problem. After rebooting so I could apply the patches I got the RPC dialog on the XP Welcome screen first time in while it asked me if I wanted to go through the tutorial. I think I just learned all I need to know on the subject.