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  1. Robot Movies ? on Robot Stories Movie · · Score: 5, Funny

    What about a movie we all can enjoy:
    All my circuits - the movie !

  2. ...Roumpatroullie Orion on New Battlestar Galactica Series Greenlighted · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They are getting into nostalgica - right ?
    There just was a movie made from the german series "Raumpatroullie Orion" - here a fan site (I don't know the english series name), where all of the seven episodes were assembled to a movie, completed by new filmed "News Show" (still in B/W)

  3. Re:I for one... on Scientists Claim They Cloned Humans · · Score: 2, Funny

    That are the big questions of ethics:
    After wich point of growing life is worth saving ?
    After wich point is if unethical to commit abortion ?
    Do we have something like a "soul" ?
    Whats the meaning of life ?
    No, its not 42 and not FP on /. either

  4. Futurama... on Scientists Claim They Cloned Humans · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Perhaps someday 2 Canidates will run for the election of "president of earth"....

    And you know what will happen if you leave them growing in an small glass for too long...

  5. Multimedia on Good Demo System For A High-Bandwidth Link? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Multimedia is the way to go.
    Shiny Videos and colourful booting Computers are great - not just seeing files flying around...
    What about mass-streaming a video of your company (or a nice scenery of a movie, everybody can enjoy - like monster inc) with Video LAN Client ?
    Or one huge conference with high-end webcams ?

  6. Missing tester on batteries on Linux Duracell CPU Load Monitor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Many of you complain about the missing tester on newer batteries - but be honest
    Who ever used these things ?
    I for one did't and I don't know anyone who did.
    Whats the point in measuring the power of throw-away batterys anyway ? On rechargeable batterys this would be useful but not on throw-aways....

  7. Handys in Germany on Motorola A768 Phone Loaded With Open Source · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As I can speak for Europe (Germany), each kid (12 and up !) here needs the newest toy on the market.
    Handys are everywhere - but not mainly to call someone - especially Teenagers are sending hundrets of SMS per month - for 30-40 Euro-cents each !
    Photo-Handys and MMS are on their way, the market is growing and growing.

    Handys are a definitely a status symbol -
    You've got one ? - You're one of us.
    You've got that old-styled Nokia Handy from last Season ? You're such a dork !

  8. Women... on Toy Penguins and Male Egos Drove Linux Acceptance · · Score: 5, Funny

    Women...
    harder to understand than klingon,
    harder to handle than SAP,
    harder to resist than an open telnet port...

    Ain't women what we all do this for ?

  9. Re:Four Words on Whose Prior Art Filing Triggered Eolas Reexam? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Four Words ?
    Oh no - now I've got the Monkey Dance song in my head for the rest of the day....

  10. Memories... on SimpleTech Announces 8GB Compact Flash Card · · Score: 1, Funny

    With a capacity like this I can finally make photos with my digital camera of all things that are important in my life:
    My computer, my really huge capacity memory...
    Oh - just forget about that

  11. Don't do it on Comcast Wants To Buy Disney For $66 Billion · · Score: 1

    Don't sell Mickey or the laughter in the world will die....if commercialisation of Fantasy and Fun (TM) will become true we will all be very sad, become lonely geeks and read slashdot all day...
    Oh - wait a minute we're talking about Disney...

  12. Freedom to take the Name on A Setback For Microsoft In Lindows Trademark Case · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, I think everybody should be able to name their products however they want to.

    I just love to Edit my Pictures with my Fotoshop, use GRUE/Rinux on my Server and running the dieSQL Database...


    Yes, of course Horray for Linux(TM), but would you appreciate it if Microsoft would release some tools with Longhorn called alike the free alternatives ?
    Although this is hard to imagine - most OpenSource Desktop-tools arent widespread enough to get mixed up for home users - and they arent widespread enought for Microsoft wanting them to get mixed up -
    I can imagine that everybody would shout at evil Microsoft.

    I am a Unix/Linux fan but don't think you can blame Microsoft for that step

  13. Unifying the Packages on Building A Better Package Manager · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah !
    Unify those packages.
    I am so often confused the RedHat comes in a red box and SuSE in a green one. - Which of those should I buy ?
    And Fedora comes with a box you have to fold yourself...

    Oh you mean these packages....
    (Fedora Linux is included in the RedHat magazine - which has a foldable page for creating a suitable box)

  14. Irony on Curse Your Way to Live Support · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...but will it detect irony ? "... yes but of course I am willing to take the server offline and install an other operating system so your tool you sold me for a lot of money will work..." Or is the time measured untill you hang up ? If the caller hangs up early he was very angry. If he/she hangs up after being one hour on hold, she was not angry. Analyze who is often angry and give them premium service. Analyze who is not angry and sell them premium service.