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  1. Excellent! on MS Employee Calls for No More Passwords · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now replacing my brute force wordlists with "He's dead, Jim", "In soviet russia, passphrases validate YOU" and "passwords are for old korean people" will allow root access to 90% of the internet.

  2. Re:Almost Slashdotted, Here's the article w/o pics on The Crawlspace Tankcam · · Score: 4, Funny
    Kirk: "I'm just lucky that thing had knees"

    "Those were not his knees, captain. Not everyone keep their genitals in the same place"

  3. Re:Welcome to 1984 on House Approves Electronic ID Cards · · Score: 1
    ... propaganda being streamed to you all the time...

    I don't know about you, but all the grocery stores in my town just started printing ads on the back of the damned RECEIPTS.

  4. Re:Different filesystems? on Comparing MySQL Performance · · Score: 3, Funny

    He's obviously added another layer of depth to the joke by counting in base one.

  5. Re:It's awesome... on Google Donating Bandwidth and Servers to Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    Just a thought, but the problem set of mirroring wikipedia seems remarkably similar to that of the DNS system. Maybe the bind team could come up with something...

  6. Re:hmm on Pfizer and Microsoft go after Viagra Spammers · · Score: 4, Funny

    Being both micro and soft, they could really use it too.

  7. Re:Wear & Tear on Strategy Shift In The Air For Microsoft · · Score: 1
    Even such big names as Einstein and Szilard were vexed by fridge problems. That's why the collaborated to design a cooling cycle requiring no mechanical parts and using heat as it's only input

    Too bad nothing ever became of it commercially. Maybe you could license the patents and charge a few k for one... big advantage would be being able to run it off an open fire or concentrated sunlight instead of just electricty.

  8. Re:OId HP for me on Finding a Reliable Laser Printer? · · Score: 1

    Maybe you'd be interested in joining this thread about the general suckness of modern appliances.

  9. Re:OId HP for me on Finding a Reliable Laser Printer? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but between stuffing it into a toyota corolla, and later carry it up a flight of stairs, it took revenge and then some

  10. Re:Wear & Tear on Strategy Shift In The Air For Microsoft · · Score: 1
    Oh no, I've brough shame upon my very name with "keybaord". Trying to think of some more examples of quality-over-everything engineering, I remembered this enormous Rockwell table saw from the '70s my high school wood shop had, still with the original motor and happily able to rip 6" beams.

    Perhaps also the HP Laserjet 4 and 5 printer lines

  11. Re:Wear & Tear on Strategy Shift In The Air For Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Actually, there is a better keybaord than the Model M: The M13, with all the same heavy steel & plastic construction you've come to love, buckling-spring keyswitches, and to top it all off, a laptop-style nipple mouse.

  12. Re:Wear & Tear on Strategy Shift In The Air For Microsoft · · Score: 2, Informative

    Find a bunch of the old fogies from Western Electric to help you out with that, please. God, those old monopoly phones were immortal.

  13. Re:Dylan on Round 2 of Apple's Lost '1984' Series · · Score: 1, Funny

    Thank God I'm not the only one, then.

  14. Re:Business or Personal? on What Do You Charge for Tech Support? · · Score: 1

    Who dares wake me from my subpontic domain?

  15. Re:OId HP for me on Finding a Reliable Laser Printer? · · Score: 1

    I got a 5si with network card from salvation army for $10

  16. Re:virtual economy... on Virtual Farming Firsthand · · Score: 1

    Liability, Liability, Liability. If the in game items have value in the real world, they could be held responsible for losses despite the service agreement disclaimers. In the real world, you can't sue God if an asteroid flattens your house.

  17. Re:Components that have failed in my PCs: on Most Common Ways to Kill a PC · · Score: 1
    Well, one day it died altogether, so I could finaly extract my sweet revenge for all those OS installs. A 900F air flow to the back side for a few minutes and a little shaking left me with a nice, smooth 8x11 red PCB with pretty wire traces and a big bucket 'o sockets.

    Also, sorry about skipping the break tabs, I was in too much of a rush to preview while reliving the joy of destruction.

  18. Re:Components that have failed in my PCs: on Most Common Ways to Kill a PC · · Score: 1

    1999: Power Supply 2003: Athlon XP, due to my heatsink installing n00bness 2004: Soyo Motherboard, suspected power surge. The system shut down during a thunderstorm and never came back up. The proc, PS, and all other components were fine. I've checked for blown caps & scorched or melted chips but haven't seen anything. Still keeping it in storage if anyone has ideas. 2005: Cheap ass PCChips motherboard dies after months of weird failure, probably in the hard drive controller, that corrupted a windows system file and forced reinstallation after every reboot. Gleefully spent an hour in the basement with a hot-air gun rendering it down into a new clipboard.

  19. Re:Mirrordot? on Most Common Ways to Kill a PC · · Score: 1

    Was it a sony? I ended up just buying a new case.

  20. Re:We have the technology... on ESA to Deploy Mars Express Radar · · Score: 1

    It might have worked in the 60's before society was hugely invested in MOS microchip technology. Nowadays, unless you're launching from the south pole, congratulations on breaking everything. For more information on the effect of nuclear blasts in space, look up the Starfish test shot. And even that one took the Hawiian power grid offline.

  21. Re:Interesting on Most Common Ways to Kill a PC · · Score: 5, Informative
    Obviously you've never worked on a heavy smoker's computer if ANY amount of fluffy gray dust can still bother you...

    Once you've seen the gooey orange stuff, you'll be thankful for mere hairballs.

  22. Re:Hello world of today on Where Have All The Cycles Gone? · · Score: 2, Funny
    It's true, 380K (WTF Mate?) vs 83K in '93. Still, whatever happened to just good old
    #include <stdio.h>

    main()
    {
    for(;;)
    {
    printf ("Hello World!\n");
    }
    }
    ?
  23. Re:HD on NIST Releases Study Of CD/DVD Longevity · · Score: 1

    I declare radiation-hardened compactflash teh new wave of archiving!

  24. Re:Obvious on Guilty Plea in AOL Engineer's Address Theft Case · · Score: 1

    Actually, ever since FDR bitchslapped the supreme court, the commerce clause has been steadily re-interpreted to where it provides the justification for a huge number of things the federal government does that it really doesn't have the authority to. The watershed is case was 1942's Wickard v. Filburn, where the court upheld fines on a farmer who grew more wheat than his quota allowed, even though he only used it to feed animals on his own farm, because if he had not grown the wheat himself he would have had to buy it, possibly from another state.

  25. Re:Huh? on Family Guy Video Game in the Works · · Score: 1

    Oh no no no, you can't possibly top Granpa Simpson's "I'm horny! Take me to Grandma's World!"