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What Do You Charge for Tech Support?

war3rd asks: "Years ago I used to offer tech support for friends and family (for free), and ended up doing it for everyone they and I knew. I cut it out because it was taking too much of my time, but I've been getting more and more requests lately due to everything from viruses, spam, spyware, as well as aging PC with Windows 98 and ME (oog!) on them still. I was thinking of saying OK to requests that are convenient, but I want to make it worth my while. So I ask, I'm sure that some of you out there must do this, what is the general going rate for basic user tech support (i.e. getting someone's home machine cleaned up and back to normal email & web browsing capability)?" "I assume that there is probably some range in different parts of the country, but I'm curious anyway. And let's just assume that I live in the Tri-State area around New York City (can you say 'overpriced?'). I figure I should be able to pull in enough to feed my ever-present desire for better hardware, but on the other hand, I don't want to be a jerk and gouge people who should be able to trust me with their machines. So what to other Slashdot users charge for their tech support services?"

1,168 comments

  1. Business or Personal? by fembots · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you're doing it for people you know personally, for instance, your grandpa, sister-in-law or your mum's old schoolmate, in a sense that people are seeking your help as a favor, then I don't think it is easy to ask for something in return.

    However, if you really get so many tech support requests, you may consider setting up a side business, that way you have made yourself commercially available and people know they need to pay for your service.

    If they don't want to pay, they know not to call you. If they do call you but not expecting to pay, you can give good excuses like you're so busy with your new business that you can only visit them "later" (so much later that they solved the problem themselves).

    1. Re:Business or Personal? by quizwedge · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't fix computers as a business. I just don't want to spend more time working and then have to worry about taxes after that along with all the other things you need to have a legal business. Instead, what's worked well for me as a bachelor is dinner. I tell people invite me over for dinner and I will fix your computer. Now that I have a gf, they invite her too. In effect, I've doubled my rate. :)

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    2. Re:Business or Personal? by harley_frog · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If it's a family member or a friend, I usually take payment in food and beer. It's amazing how eager someone is willing to cook you a meal or buy you a pizza just for getting BonziBuddy off their computer.

      As for business, it's part of my job description, so I don't paid extra.

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    3. Re:Business or Personal? by Achorny · · Score: 1

      I never charge friends or family, and in fact usually enjoy helping them out, since even reformatting is usually only a couple hours work. However, if they offer compensation I am not going to turn it down. Usually with my friends this comes in the form of other favors such as transportation or food, especially pizza which at College pizza is practically as good as currency. Since a good portion (roughly half) of my friends are also techies anyway, this is not too much work, and when I do help out a friend I use the oppertunity to educate them (none of my fiends use IE any more, for example). As a result I rarely see the same problem twice with the same person. YYMV, of course, depending on who your friends are.

      Friends of friends, on the other hand, are a different matter. Simple verbal advice is almost always given freely, but when they want someone to come over and help, I usually refer them to someone/company who does charge for their time. There are a few exceptions to this of course, especially if the person is female and attractive.

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    4. Re:Business or Personal? by jdray · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I usually charge a bottle of wine. That way, people can spend as much on the bottle of wine as they think my service was worth. If I get a bottle of "Two-buck Chuck" (Charles Shaw), I'll graciously accept it and probably not fix their computer again. Not that it's horrible wine, but it's a statement of how little they value my time.

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    5. Re:Business or Personal? by ryusen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I did something similar. When in colledge, i tried to run it as a business... that was terrible. It's more work than the money is worth it. In the end, i just ended up helping people for favours in some way or another. A doctor friend, once gave me a ride on his boat and lunch for fixing his PC. It works out well... especially in those cases where you help someone who's a really good cook .)

      The funny thing is, the people i hate to help the most are my parents. I dunno if it's a mental block of soem sort, but i seem to get most irritated when they do stuff to their computers.

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    6. Re:Business or Personal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Free (as in beer)

    7. Re:Business or Personal? by boaworm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I already converted all my friends (including my Boss) into Mac users, so I have no problems any longer :-)

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    8. Re:Business or Personal? by Curtman · · Score: 5, Funny

      I usually take payment in food and beer. It's amazing how eager someone is willing to cook you a meal or buy you a pizza just for getting BonziBuddy off their computer.

      Same here, and it amazes me how many people offer beer as payment. How many people would offer beer to a mechanic before he fixes their brakes on their car before and while he does the work?

    9. Re:Business or Personal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      more work than the money is worth it.

      This is generally a good sign that you're not charging enough.

    10. Re:Business or Personal? by Bob+4knee · · Score: 1, Troll
      Now that I have a gf ...
      Is this really an option for most /.ers?
    11. Re:Business or Personal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When its personal it is always nice to exchange services. I know a guy who is good at fixing cars. When he has a problem with his computer I fix it and when I have a problem with my car he fixes it. The only down side is that I end up paying for all the parts. I guess I could always fix somebody's computer in exchange for some new break pads.

    12. Re:Business or Personal? by gryfen · · Score: 1

      An *option*?? What are you trying to say? You think most /.ers are gay males, straight females, or deliberately celibate?? [Hypothetical /.er to potential gf] "*Ahem* What, you say you want to be my gf? No, sorry, that's not an option for me." -g

    13. Re:Business or Personal? by jadenyk · · Score: 5, Informative
      I guess it all depends on you and your "clients". I lived in a rich area for a while and got a few clients that were rather wealthy. I charged $75/hour with a 2 hour minimum. While most of my clients were "as needed", I had one client that saw me religiously once a week for 2 hours. He had no problem paying my rate and all I did was come and teach him how to use his computer and different applications. There was a 2 month period that we worked solely on making a DVD out of some video footage of his grandchildren. At one point, he decided to upgrade his machine (his "old" machine was getting quite dated - it was almost a full year old) so when he purchased the new one, he asked me to set that up. In exchange, he gave me his "old" computer. That worked out for me, since later he felt guilty that he didn't pay me in cash, so he ended up paying me for the time, plus some.

      However, all of these clients were quite wealthy. I always tried to cater everything towards the client. Some of them weren't as wealthy and didn't pay as much. I told them if they didn't feel like I was worth the money, they should pay me what they felt I was worth - it was then my decision to come back or not the next time they needed me. I'm also a softie, so some people did get away with paying me very little, but I figured it all worked out for everyone.

      I carried myself in a professional and friendly manner, so they continued to ask me to come back. When I told one of my clients that I was moving across the country, he asked if he could finance a business for me to run - that way I wouldn't have to move. I politely declined and he has since asked if he could fly me back to work on his computer.

      Now, people where I live now aren't as rich as that - I do a lot of free work here, but I also explain to people that since I'm not getting paid, things may take me longer to get around to. I think most people realize that they get what they pay for - or don't pay for, such as the case may be. I also do a lot of bardering. I have one friend that I help with computer stuff and he helps me with my car maintenance.

    14. Re:Business or Personal? by ZorinLynx · · Score: 1, Interesting

      One of the advantages of only using MacOS X and Linux is I can just tell people who ask me for help "Sorry, but I don't do Windows" and they generally leave me alone after that.

      I'm happy to help other Mac users, as their problems tend to be trivial and un-frustrating. Fellow Linux users get help too, depending on how involved it is. But Windows users get zilch. }:)

      -Z

    15. Re:Business or Personal? by MartynB · · Score: 0

      I used to be in the exact same situation. I expected all the pleas for help to stop as soon as they found out I now charged, but many people are still very willing to pay my asking price of $50 per hour, to disinfect/optimize their machines. Being the neighborhood nerd has its rewards. :-)

    16. Re:Business or Personal? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 4, Interesting

      When in colledge, i tried to run it as a business... that was terrible. It's more work than the money is worth it.

      (/spelling nazi)Maybe when you were in "colledge" you should have focused more on spelling and grammar. =)

      The funny thing is, the people i hate to help the most are my parents. I dunno if it's a mental block of soem sort, but i seem to get most irritated when they do stuff to their computers.

      It's not that uncommon. We tend to have more emotional baggage with parents than with anyone else, even spouses and children. When I help out my dad on the computer, I just pretend he's retarded, even to the point of talking really slowly. (Basically as far as computers go, he is retarded. I can't tell him to click on an application, I have to tell him to click on the picture of the compass or the postage stamp with the eagle on it.) Oh, I also bought him an eMac, which was one of the better investments I've ever made. Thank god for one button mice!

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    17. Re:Business or Personal? by Hillie · · Score: 1

      ..or they don't know anything about wine.

      That's a great idea though.. prolly one of the best and most creative i've heard in a while.

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    18. Re:Business or Personal? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Dude, most slashdotters sit on their hand until it gets numb and then masturbate, so they can pretend they're getting a hand job from a stranger.

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    19. Re:Business or Personal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that I have a gf,

      We don't like your kind around here....

    20. Re:Business or Personal? by BlueFashoo · · Score: 1

      A freind of mine and I have a great barter system worked out. I provide tech support and she gives me haircuts and dinner and wine and ... other things.

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    21. Re:Business or Personal? by ryusen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      spelling and grammar? don't bother me with triffles. i have a world to conquer! *heh*

      you're right about that though... come to think of it, i get fustrated with my GF a lot too, when it comes to computer aid.

      The worst part about my father though.. is he's NOT computer illiterate. He was writting in basic back in our C-64 days. Even wrote a program that a doctor was using for his research. He's built his own box before, does video editing and everything... i just get fustrated when asked to help him do something as simple as connect his PC to the printer on the home Router... gah.

      PS- i like your handle

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    22. Re:Business or Personal? by Fortran+IV · · Score: 1

      How many people would offer beer to a mechanic before he fixes their brakes on their car before and while he does the work?

      Beer, no, but I once got a new clutch put in for a quart of Evan Williams. (Worked great.)

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    23. Re:Business or Personal? by fubar1971 · · Score: 3, Informative
      I just don't want to spend more time working and then have to worry about taxes after that along with all the other things you need to have a legal business.

      I don't know where you live, but where I live, it's not that difficult. To be a sole proprieter, all I have to do , is charge for my services. As long as I am not selling a tangible good, I do not have to worry about sales tax. If any hardware or software needs to be purchased, I make a reccomendation to the customer on what they need to buy, and where they can buy it from. This works out nice. The reseller is getting the sale and has to charge and pay the state taxes, and I get refferal business from the reseller. I then have a spread sheet on my PC that I use to print invoices. Once the invoice is paid, i save a copy for when I file my personal income taxes. I then I writr off a portion of my mortgage/utilities/car insurance/mileage/etc. as business expenses. Running a legal business, does not have to be that difficult, as long as you keep it small.

      In case any one is wondering:

      Family and close friends I don't charge

      Home users I charge $20.00/hour,

      Businesses, I charge $65/hour plus travel expenses. I'm not looking to get rich, I'm just looking to support my own hardware habit.

    24. Re:Business or Personal? by sconeu · · Score: 2, Funny

      I once got a new clutch put in for a quart of Evan Williams. (Worked great.)

      Which, the clutch or the bourbon?

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    25. Re:Business or Personal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here, and it amazes me how many people offer beer as payment. How many people would offer beer to a mechanic before he fixes their brakes on their car before and while he does the work?

      Because you're being social by helping out your friends and they are being social back to you. Perhaps you should look up those words? That goes for 99% of the slashdotters out there too ;)

    26. Re:Business or Personal? by hawkeyeMI · · Score: 1

      I'm to the point where it's honestly not worth my time or theirs to figure out Windows problems. Linux? MacOS X? Sure, I can take a look. The last Windows I used on my personal machine, and maintained myself, was 98 SE. There is something nice about being able to say, "I have no idea." Granted, you could sit down and figure it out, probably, but at that rate they're better off finding/paying someone who's an expert.

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    27. Re:Business or Personal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I also do a lot of bardering.

      I tried bardering once. I can't hold a note in a bucket, so it didn't work out to well. And have you ever tried to get tomatoe out of horse armor?

    28. Re:Business or Personal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most? nah, a lot are married, so they'd get in a lot of trouble for having a g/f. A lot are nerds in basements, so draw your own conclusions. On the other hand, a lot of us really do have girlfriends. Mine happens to be the only person who gets free tech support from me. Well, her family's computers anyway. With her computer, I just fix it and don't tell her. My family gets "free" support except that they always insist on either cooking or buying me dinner.

    29. Re:Business or Personal? by ReverendLoki · · Score: 5, Funny
      (/spelling nazi)Maybe when you were in "colledge" you should have focused more on spelling and grammar.

      (markup language nazi) So why did you turn off the appropriate tag before the text is was supposed to refer to? (/markup language nazi)

      (/smartass)

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    30. Re:Business or Personal? by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Informative

      BTW, you can buy components and other tangible goods at retail and so long as your not marking them up (charging install is fine), then you are simply passing the expense through to the customer. Keep a photo copy of the receipts and give the customer the original, along with any rebate paperwork and you're in the clear.

      If you make under (don't quote me) 2K a year then you don't have a business according to the IRS, you have a hobby.
      -nB

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    31. Re:Business or Personal? by Hittman · · Score: 4, Funny

      $35 an hour if you leave me alone.

      $50 an hour if you watch.

      $100 an hour if you help.

    32. Re:Business or Personal? by JaxTJ · · Score: 1

      I have done a couple of jobs for business associates of an uncle and charged $50 to show up and then $20/hr. From what my uncle was telling me that's a little low compared to what he's used to paying, but I'm only doing it occasionally and am not using it as my primary income. For my uncle it's free, but I usually tell him it's in barter for time on his sailboat.

    33. Re:Business or Personal? by DigitalCrackPipe · · Score: 1

      Another nice thing about having a pricing system set up is that it helps people understand the value of your time. Even if you're not going to charge someone (family/close friends), they may not think of your time as "free" anymore. Therefore they may be more willing to exchange favors rather than taking your help for granted.

    34. Re:Business or Personal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes, the infamous "Great Rack" discount :-)

    35. Re:Business or Personal? by bigcmoney · · Score: 1

      I use the barter system. For example, I have a friend who is a dentist. I setup his DSL, he fills my cavities. I have a friend who owns a restaurant, I fix his laptop, and he gives me a free meal. You get the idea. I think this is the best way to go about it. I have a hard time asking for money to fix simple problems. Plus all of the free stuff adds up...

    36. Re:Business or Personal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Youre overstating the difficulty of having a "legal" business. All you need to do is keep track of your income and report it on your tax return. Its cake to figure out if you do your own taxes (one hour of research tops). That is it. You're done.

      I don't disagree with your point, but I don't think you should be discouraged from starting a business because of legal FUD.

      I have a real estate business on the side and the only formalities I go through each year are having an additional 1099 form when doing my taxes. This year I am considering forming an LLC to make it easier to bring in outside investors and reduce liability, but that is mostly a result of the fact that I am starting to see non-trivial income flow in and would like to appear more professional to those I deal with.

    37. Re:Business or Personal? by InfallibleLies · · Score: 2, Funny

      My mechanic actually won't even take cash. He's got a beer-only business.

    38. Re:Business or Personal? by fubar1971 · · Score: 1

      So basically, you have narrowed your potential client base by 90%. I love WinBlow$, it makes me money on side jobs, and keeps me gainfully employed. This way I have money to buy better hardware to run Linux on. Haven't tried a Mac in a few years though. Maybe my M$ side job money will be save to buy one.

    39. Re:Business or Personal? by Paul+d'Aoust · · Score: 2, Insightful

      heh, you know, I've used Linux as my primary OS for so long (at first I spent about 95% of my time in Linux, but my Windows hard drive gave up its magic smoke, so now I use Linux 100% of the time) that I'm beginning to forget how to fix Windows systems... if I started saying, "sorry, I don't do Windows," it'd probably be mostly true... I just feel stupid at a Windows console. I mean, how do you track down a segfault with no strace, and how do you track down a server misconfiguration without comprehensive logfiles? Windows is so bloody hard to fix! :-D

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    40. Re:Business or Personal? by ThrobbingGristle · · Score: 1

      I'm in the same boat... I really just can't help people very well with Windows. I sort of wish I knew more about windows, it comes in handy sometimes but it is so nice to be able to say... "I can fix your hardware, but I can't fix your windows."

      Well, I probably could but it's frustrating and time-consuming. Of course, since people think I know "like, everything" about computers, I think they figure I'm lying when I tell them I can't help them.

      Oh well.

    41. Re:Business or Personal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have to clena-up my parents0 computer usually because they use iMacs.
      However, most of my friends install Spyware/Adware on their PCs which sometimes takes a lot of time to fix. Specially when about 1,500 critical programs are detected by Spyware detectors.
      I still don't charge for it, but I usually get lunch free.

    42. Re:Business or Personal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to hate assisting people I knew personally for many reasons. Constant required follow-up and a trend of reliance on me being the biggest two. I've finally solved it, however.

      I recently self-published a novel. You want help? Surf on over to Amazon and buy a copy. Tough problem? Buy two and give one away to a friend.

      They get great support as well as an actual product they can lay their hands on (instead of the intangible knowledge we carry around in our heads). Problem solved.

      Oh, and we all know that "personal" tech support doesn't neccesarily mean "at home" and much of it often happens with fellow employees (maybe even a supervisor) on company time.

      I'm not the only one, am I?

    43. Re:Business or Personal? by number11 · · Score: 1

      If you make under (don't quote me) 2K a year then you don't have a business according to the IRS, you have a hobby.

      The (US) IRS is careful to keep the rules fuzzy, so that they can be as arbitrary as they want. However, they will presume that it is a business (and not a hobby) if you show (& report, & pay taxes on) a profit in 3 of the last 5 years. (If you're a member of the horse set, you only need 2 of the last 7.) Google "irs business profit hobby" for more info.

    44. Re:Business or Personal? by glasse · · Score: 1

      That's not so bad. Whenever I go in for brain surgery, I offer the doctor a snort of coke.

      Ethan

    45. Re:Business or Personal? by fubar1971 · · Score: 1

      If you make under (don't quote me) 2K a year then you don't have a business according to the IRS, you have a hobby.

      BTW, you can buy components and other tangible goods at retail and so long as your not marking them up (charging install is fine), then you are simply passing the expense through to the customer...

      I believe you are correct. The first year that I was "a business" I did not claim it. My tax accountant said that it was not enough to claim. The following years after that, sometime it is, sometimes it is not. Either way, it is not that difficult to save the paper and recipts, and then throw them away if I don't need them.

      As for buying the goods, I have done that on occasssion, but unfortuantely I have been burned on payment. By telling them what to buy, it elimanates the potential for lost money on a job, only lost time (Yes i know time is money, but it's better to lose time than the hardware and money spent on the hardware). Not to mention, buy reccomending a vendor, then the vendor gets to know me, and possibly starts refering clients to me. Of course, I still make sure that my customer is aware that I am only giving them a "reccomendation" on where to go, they can always shop around to find it cheaper if they wish

    46. Re:Business or Personal? by michrech · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As it is now, I get free Subway from the local Subway (duh) and my taxes are done by a CPA here in town.

      All I need to do now is get in good with a auto repair shop and all my major expenses are taken care of! :)

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    47. Re:Business or Personal? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      And there you have it folks, a machine that will never be fixed properly.

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    48. Re:Business or Personal? by BigTunaCan · · Score: 0

      Networkboy, Just wondering, did you pay for a PHPNuke license? If not you are required to have a statement at the bottom saying that it is powered by PHPNuke.

    49. Re:Business or Personal? by song-of-the-pogo · · Score: 3, Funny

      don't bother me with triffles.

      ah, the truffle with triffles.

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    50. Re:Business or Personal? by harley_frog · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I already converted all my friends (including my Boss) into Mac users, so I have no problems any longer :-)

      Because I deal with computers as part of my job, I get a lot of people asking me what kind of comuter they should get and I tell them the same three words: Buy a Mac.

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    51. Re:Business or Personal? by clmensch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ever since I switched to a Mac, I tell my friends & family I don't do PC support anymore, even though I'm fully capable. I am more than willing to do Mac support, though...

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    52. Re:Business or Personal? by wot.narg · · Score: 0

      [tag nazi]
      >(/spelling nazi)Maybe when you were in "colledge" >you should have focused more on spelling and >grammar. =)

      If your are going to be a spelling nazi, I'll be a tag nazi. [/tag nazi]

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    53. Re:Business or Personal? by Weirdofreak · · Score: 1

      As a spelling nazi, he'd have to send misspelt words to concentration camps. I'd guess he didn't want to bother with that.

    54. Re:Business or Personal? by johnnyb · · Score: 3, Funny

      I told my wife she could either switch to Linux or not have tech support. She's been a happy Linux user ever since.

    55. Re:Business or Personal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly they just know geeks are smarter than mechanics and can therefore handle sensitive equipment while drunk off their ass.

    56. Re:Business or Personal? by HeyLaughingBoy · · Score: 1
      That way, people can spend as much on the bottle of wine as they think my service was worth

      Hmmm. I make my own (fairly good) wine. I wonder what you'd think that was worth if I gave you a bottle of it in exchange for services :-)
    57. Re:Business or Personal? by johnnyb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When my father-in-law decided to go into computers, I told him to buy an iBook. It was the smartest move I ever made. Now he's laughing about PC users' problems, and I don't have to do tech support.

    58. Re:Business or Personal? by Curtman · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should look up those words?

      Here's one for you too buddy.

    59. Re:Business or Personal? by Xibby · · Score: 1

      In my family, the accepted rule is food! Removing a stump, reshingling a roof, fixing a computer, whatever it is you need help with, offer up a free meal and family memvers come running.

      So Grandma spends alot of time in the kitchen, but she dosn't have to do any heavy lifting of physically demanding tasks, which is good as she's recovering from back surgery right now.

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    60. Re:Business or Personal? by borawjm · · Score: 0

      Hmm, I figured it would be standard to pay the mechanic/tech in beer _after_ they finished the work.

      Heck, I'd probably take the beer and run if someone decided to give it to me beforehand.

    61. Re:Business or Personal? by jdray · · Score: 1

      Considering that I make my own (sometimes good, sometimes bad) wine, I'd think that was mighty nice. I consider homemade wine to have a par value of about $10 a bottle with the cork in it. Once the cork comes out, the value varies up and down with quality.

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    62. Re:Business or Personal? by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I ask for a bottle of scotch. A cheap bottle of scotch is more in line with what my work is worth, and a good bottle of scotch is definitely useful.

      (That, and I don't like wine.)

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    63. Re:Business or Personal? by rlauzon · · Score: 1
      First, I limit my services to friends and relatives. No "friends of friends" and such. That tends to keep the requests down to a workable number.

      For friends and relatives who own small businesses, I usually charge $20/hr to fix their business computers.

      For home PCs, they know I expect something, but I usually accept something in trade - a home cooked meal, show tickets, etc.

      If I decided to expand my services to anyone, I would head over to Best Buy or the like, see what they charge and use that as guidelines as to what to charge.

    64. Re:Business or Personal? by dhanes · · Score: 1
      Also, BTW, Even if you resell w/markup, sell them the items on one invoice, have the items shipped, a day or two later show up to install them. Bill your time on a separate invoice. (I use Timeslips and Quickbooks in my business for those purposes.) The premise is that they weren't able to install it and subsequently asked for your help.

      This way, you're only charging sales and use for the items and don't have to apply tax to your time billed. I never wanted to burded my clients with extra taxes if I could; but I've since learned from our CPA that we get a percentage of the sales tax for ourselves when we submit the sales and use tax return each month if it's on time....Wondered why the FL Dept of Rev was sending me those checks each year :) Everytime they did that it'd fook up my books royally, until my CPA explained what was going on.

      As for our rates:

      65 p/hr for desktop support (HW/SW/Training)

      85 p/hr for Network Administration

      125 p/hr for Network Engineering / I.T. Project Management.

      32.50 p/hr for home users

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    65. Re:Business or Personal? by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      Would you be insulted if someone gave you a bottle of Strawberry Boone's Farm? :-) It's like alcoholic Cool-Aid(tm) but not bad drinking at $2.99 a bottle.

    66. Re:Business or Personal? by petecarlson · · Score: 1

      I charge $50 X Hr for home users and $80 X Hr for Businesses. The difference is because my business customers demand much faster response, and often require much more non-billable time doing things like prepairing proposals etc. My rate is a little low, but I bill for all of my time. I used to discount my time, but I have found that it is easier to give the customer a break on hardware. For some reason people seem to value you less if you give away your time. This is what I do full time, so I can't afford to not charge. I spent 15 min on the phone today talking a client through connecting to their VPN and setting up a remote desktop. It would be easy not to charge for it, but when you get ten calls a day with things like "I held the shift key down for too long and now my computer is all messed up" you end up not billing half of your day. I keep a spreadsheet for each client on my desktop and a notepad in my pocket. As soon as I get off a call, the time gets added to the weeks billing and at the end of each week I invoice.

    67. Re:Business or Personal? by ocbwilg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's pretty much my stance. I do this for a living, I get paid well for it. When I leave the office at night I'd rather spend quality time with friends or family than fix computers. I have sometimes had people who were very persistent about it, and I usually quote them something outrageous like $125-$150 and hour. My rationale is this:

      There are a number of companies here in town who will repair your PC for $40-$50 an hour, but you have to bring it to them. Then there are the guys who come out to your place. They usually charge $80-$100 an hour. In both cases they are probably using techs who make $12-$15 an hour and are in high school or college. But I've been out of school and in the working world for 10 years. Not only do I have general PC troubleshooting experience, but I am also a network engineer that regularly fixes far more complicated issues than a virus/spyware infestation. Basically, I am far overqualified for what they want.

      If they really need help, they can always find an actual business that is set up to handle their kind of work at a much lower rate than what I would charge. And if they really really want me to do it, they're gonna really reallay make it worth my time.

    68. Re:Business or Personal? by QuickFox · · Score: 1

      before the text *is* was supposed to refer to

      Beware, lest you awaken the hilarity laugh of the spelling nazi to whom you dare speak.

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    69. Re:Business or Personal? by jdray · · Score: 1

      I would be insulted, yes. If someone's accquainted with me enough to want me in their house or business doing computer work for them, then they should know better than think I would drink anything in the fortified wine category beneath Warre's Tawny Port. Anything in the alcoholic Kool-Aid category, as you put it, isn't fit for human consumption. No offense to your tastes and all, but if that's the class of work they're after, they should look for it.

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    70. Re:Business or Personal? by jdray · · Score: 1

      Not a bad idea. With 20 cases of wine maturing in the basement, it's not going to be too long before I have more than I know what to do with. Scotch, on the other hand, is definitely on my list of favorite potables, and I've never looked at my shelf and said, "Oh, I have too much Scotch." Furthermore, the chance of my palette being able to appreciate anything more expensive than about $35 for a bottle of wine is slim. I can appreciate up to about $100 worth of Scotch, though, and the bottle lasts past one good dinner.

      Thanks. I somehow feel like an Italian with a bunch of Lire in my pocket suddenly being introduced to the Euro.

      Slainte.

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    71. Re:Business or Personal? by KevMar · · Score: 1

      The best thing i did for my parents was to leave home. It was so easy for them to ask for help. Now that I hardly ever get home, my parents have gotten alot better. I am a phone call away to help with the hard stuff.

      My mom is getting heavy into the digital photos and digital video. I even gave her a video card and told her that it will only fit in one spot and she got it right.

      She has become the front line of the extended family help calls. They call her to get my number and most of the time she solves it. If not, I get the call.

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    72. Re:Business or Personal? by ckaminski · · Score: 3, Insightful

      $150/hour if you've worked on it already.

    73. Re:Business or Personal? by zeugma-amp · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ha! Worked for me too!

      I've already informed my folks and family too that I've performed my last windows repair call. From now on, I upgrade to Linux, or nothing at all.

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    74. Re:Business or Personal? by suckmysav · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "especially if the person is female and attractive."

      If she doesn't put out then what are you giving her a discount for? Attractive bimbos already get a free ride through lots of lifes hardships and I don't see why I should contribute to that undeserved free ride just because she happens to be a genetic celebrity

      Have some pride in yourself man and don't turn yourself into a compliant buffoon everytime a nice pair of breasts enters your field of view.

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    75. Re:Business or Personal? by elyobelyob · · Score: 2, Funny

      Next we'll be asking how much you charge when a neighbour asks to borrow your bandwidth.

      Well, my neighbour and her flatmate are pretty-ish so a month free.

      Then I just charged a fiver as I didn't get any sexual flirtation or favours from either of these minxes. It'll be a fiver next month too, if I don't get lucky.

    76. Re:Business or Personal? by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      A couple bottles I've acquired in the past couple years that I've really liked are Tomintoul (runs about USD 40-45) and McLellan's Islay (runs 20 bucks, good to suggest to someone who didn't need much work done and you want to make sure you get a good bottle of 20 dollar scotch). Oban is nice as well. I have some Edradour right now, which I like but am not in love with. I like to give people suggestions if they are not themselves Scotch drinkers, and try to give them two or three price levels so they can pick what they're comfortable with. For real cheap work, I just ask for a couple bottles of Unibroue beer; McLellan's is the next stop, then Oban/Tomintoul, and if someone is needing to pay me more than 50 bucks, well, the options are endless!

      And yes, the fact that the bottle lasts past one good dinner (in fact, I find a bottle will last up to two catastrophic events - my last bottle of Oban went for a death in the family and the election this year) is a definite benefit.

      Drink up!

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    77. Re:Business or Personal? by muleboy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yup, same here. It's been so long that I honestly *don't* know the best way to remove spyware or viruses from Windows any more. I really *wouldn't* know the best way to fix a broken or crashy app. My deal when asked for tech support is this: if you let me install Linux, I will give you tech support, but I don't know a thing about Windows so don't bother asking. So far my mom and both sisters are using Linux, and have no problems with it. Tech support has dropped to just a couple of calls a year.

    78. Re:Business or Personal? by Walker2323 · · Score: 1

      You say you have a girlfriend? I seriously doubt you know much about computers, then.

    79. Re:Business or Personal? by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

      swa's....*hic*....wroongg..wiffa......twobuck....' sallsa ..same result.

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    80. Re:Business or Personal? by da · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ever think that perhaps he just wants to see you and doesn't know how to say it? Took me a while to work out that's the way it work with my ol' man...

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    81. Re:Business or Personal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to use an opening tag for (smartass)...
      and what language uses () like that (-;

    82. Re:Business or Personal? by ryusen · · Score: 1

      Nah i see him well enough. I think it's more a case of soemone who knows what he knows, but is resiting learning anything new... at least as long as it's easy enough for me to do it for him.

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    83. Re:Business or Personal? by pentalive · · Score: 1

      >>Thank god for one button mice!

      Yup, when guiding my sister-in-law the question always comes up "Which finger?" I have yet to train her on "Normal finger" vs "Other finger" (Or "Strange finger", since I do not always remember right or left. I am a big mac user myself but she uses my wife's windows machine.

    84. Re:Business or Personal? by bahen · · Score: 0

      I believe you forgot the part explain where this so called "paradise" is :)

    85. Re:Business or Personal? by sowdog81 · · Score: 1

      I feel bad taking money, so people sometimes offer me wine. It's good because then I can get a varied collection and test out different bottles.

    86. Re:Business or Personal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure that was 'colledge' you went to ? It sounds more like 'kindergarten' to me.

    87. Re:Business or Personal? by stewby18 · · Score: 1

      Unless you have a *dedicated* home office area in your house (the rules are very strict), writing off a portion of your mortgage/utilities as business expenses probably doesn't count as running a legal business.

    88. Re:Business or Personal? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      "if you show (& report, & pay taxes on) a profit"

      So don't...

      (Naturally, I'm referring to the "reporting and paying taxes on" part...if you don't have the "show" part, the rest is irrelevant...)

      YMMV, IANAL, IANATA (I Am Not A Tax Accountant) and IDGAS (I Don't Give A Shit)...

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    89. Re:Business or Personal? by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      Hehe. I haven't had Boone's since college. At $2.99 a bottle you can get 3 bottles for the price of a case of so-so beer. Not that bad on a college student's meager budget. Frankly though I don't much care for wine. I can't stand champagne. I'd rather just have a nice cold beer.

    90. Re:Business or Personal? by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Personally I've gotten comfortable telling people $35 dollars a hour. I probably could charge more, but I tend to take longer that professionals so I charge less. Either way on the few occasions that I don't feel comfortable charging the person for whatever reason, my general answer is "Give me the computer and I'll fix it on my free time, or if you want it done now my general rate is $35 dollars an hour". More often than not they offer the money, on the other hand I generally have to leave the wife and kids at home :(

    91. Re:Business or Personal? by hdparm · · Score: 1
      Funny, indeed. However, there's a tipping point where you just can't handle all that beer. I experienced this myself, did a bit of thinking and implemented Free (as in speech) as well. Most of those people needed capability to only do ordinary stuff with PCs, so I suggested Linux, if they still wanted to call me for help and get that help for free. Most of them were happy to do it and they still are.

      I am too - almost no calls anymore.

    92. Re:Business or Personal? by Ryan+Huddleston · · Score: 1

      maybe he's just talking IRC.

    93. Re:Business or Personal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I told my wife the same thing.

      Now she owns that computer and half of roughly everything else I owned...

    94. Re:Business or Personal? by operagost · · Score: 1
      I carried myself in a professional and friendly manner, so they continued to ask me to come back. When I told one of my clients that I was moving across the country, he asked if he could finance a business for me to run - that way I wouldn't have to move. I politely declined and he has since asked if he could fly me back to work on his computer.
      You clearly have excellent interpersonal skills. Giving Soup-Nazi or BOFH style support may get you a few bucks, but it won't get you far. Building customer relationships like you have will. Keep it up!
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    95. Re:Business or Personal? by operagost · · Score: 1

      I assume by "make" you mean "gross receipts." Many businesses LOSE money year to year even though they have millions in sales.

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    96. Re:Business or Personal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had someone offer me a few bumps for turning off a couple of unneccesary services, and telling him which icon was the cd burner and which one was the cd-rom.

    97. Re:Business or Personal? by operagost · · Score: 1

      It would be cool if he found a Fiat owner who was a surgeon specializing in liver transplants. That would be a mutually beneficial relationship.

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    98. Re:Business or Personal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [uber markup nazi]Shouldn't that last tag be [/markup nazi]?[/uber markup nazi]

      B)

    99. Re:Business or Personal? by operagost · · Score: 2, Funny

      Both. Unfortunately the mechanic sampled his payment before performing the road test and now the car's totaled.

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    100. Re:Business or Personal? by trick-knee · · Score: 1

      > From now on, I upgrade to Linux, or nothing at all.

      w00t! my wife's confuser was starting to crumple beneath the load of spyware, and I told her that, if she gives me the computer to fix, then it'll come back running linux.

      she bought a powerbook.

    101. Re:Business or Personal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I would be insulted, yes. If someone's accquainted with me enough to want me in their house or business doing computer work for them, then they should know better than think I would drink anything in the fortified wine category beneath Warre's Tawny Port.

      I don't think it's a good idea to charge "a bottle of wine" unless you're absolutely sure your customer is a regular wine drinker (or collector) and wouldn't worry about offending a wine snob like yourself (or me).

      Choosing wine for new wine drinkers is easy. Choosing for a wine snob is more difficult and could be a time-wasting, researching, and hunting nightmare for people who don't know much about wine.

    102. Re:Business or Personal? by Associate · · Score: 1

      Or the Trouble with Tribbles.

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    103. Re:Business or Personal? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      There should be a -1 Overkill moderation.

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    104. Re:Business or Personal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "a few bumps" ? Is supposed to mean something? A joke I didn't get perhaps?

    105. Re:Business or Personal? by fingusernames · · Score: 1

      If you are really going to have a business, incorporate and register as a subchapter S corporation. It does not cost much, and it comes with many advantages.

      There is the limited liability aspect, where you are only liable for up to the amount you have invested. So if you authorize 1,000,000 shares, and then issue 5,000 of them to yourself at a price of $1.00 per share, your liability is only $5000.00, max.

      There is the advantage in most states of not needing to register in each county in which you do business. Your assumed name for the business is valid state-wide.

      Tax-wise, you file a separate return, the 1120S for an S corp, and pass through the profit, or loss, to your personal taxes. You have flexibility in deductions for business expenses as a corporation you wouldn't have as a schedule C filer. One thing you do lose is the home office deduction. You do not get that if you are an employee of your corporation. You can pay yourself mileage though, $0.37 or so a mile. You could also sell your car to your business and have it pay for it, and then claim personal usage as a fringe benefit. You'd still come out ahead most likely.

      And very importantly, you can pay yourself dividends. Dividends are not wages, and you do not owe any payroll taxes for them: no social security, no medicare. They are taxed at a flat rate, as low as 5% now. The max is 15%. Payroll taxes ALONE are 12.4%. You just need to be sure to pay estimated taxes, so you don't get socked for under-withholding.

      Larry

    106. Re:Business or Personal? by PedanticSpellingTrol · · Score: 1

      Who dares wake me from my subpontic domain?

    107. Re:Business or Personal? by kai.chan · · Score: 1

      So, where was the appropriate starting tag for your ending /smartass tag, Markup Nazi?

    108. Re:Business or Personal? by Associate · · Score: 1

      There should be a -1 : P~ moderation.

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    109. Re:Business or Personal? by fingusernames · · Score: 1

      You must have an area where you perform mainly business tasks. It needn't be dedicated 100%, and it needn't be a walled off room. It could just be a corner of a room with a desk and filing cabinet and such. That's what I used to do when I filed as a schedule C sole proprietorship. The IRS mandates that you determine the square footage being used for the business, and then calculate a percentage of your expenses which you can then deduct.

      However, once I incorporated, I lost that deduction. I looked into renting a room in my home to my business, but then you just claim that as rental income, so what is the point. I do, however, reimburse myself for utility expenses related to the business, such as the fax line, cell phone bill, portion of electricity, and DSL line. Make sure you have an "accountable reimbursement plan" for that.

      Larry

    110. Re:Business or Personal? by Chas · · Score: 1

      Okay, I have a couple tiers.

      Business:

      • Phone Support or In-House labor: $75/hr pro-rated
      • On-Site labor: $165/hr pro-rated

      Personal:

      • Friends: $30/hr
      • Family: Whatever they feel like giving me, if they can afford it. If they can't, they get it for free. But it's done as my schedule allows it.
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    111. Re:Business or Personal? by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1
      In exchange for dealing with Subshop and Micros registers? My sister has three subways and I get to eat there for free. Unfortunately, since I'm family I'm "expected" to patch their systems whenever an update comes out.

      Given what a pain in the ass those registers can be, I'd much rather have no Subway food, in exchange for not having to bother with that stuff.

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    112. Re:Business or Personal? by CrackerJack9 · · Score: 1

      You know, they say humans are one of few (possibly only) animals that can interpret misspelled words and things as they should be almost without any trouble at all. Something to do with intelligence.

      But then, apparently some people feel better about themselves to jump on a typo and say the person is dumb. Careless, maybe. But what does a typo have to do with grammar?! I realize it's a recurring theme here, but seriously...you'd think we could figure out the difference by now? Humans (are supposed to) have a natural ability and drive to categorize things too, I guess it goes hand in hand with intelligence though...

    113. Re:Business or Personal? by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      I tend to cater to wealthy clients myself. I have one client who has terminal problems with her XP computers. She kept asking if she should get a mac, and I kept telling her it was ultimately her decision, they're expensive, but she'd probably like it. A month later she calls me over to setup her new 21" imac. I was pretty impressed by it but it seemed like it should've been faster. Since that day I've had to come over and do a little more maintenance on her other computers (and setup wireless file sharing from her other machines) but overall she really loves her Mac and doesn't have trouble with it. The only problem is, she doesn't need me as much anymore.

      People, encourage your colleagues to stick with XP. It's money in the bank.

    114. Re:Business or Personal? by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      cash payments only.

    115. Re:Business or Personal? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      The interesting thing is that, all you mentioned is considered the install. Searching for a driver or howto for one would be simple. Most newer distros cover about anythign a normal person would need on an existing computer. Besides, wht they said was that if they wanted support linux was being installed not that it was being installed to stop getting support.

      On a side note, Once set up, my linux computers needs less attention then the windows counterparts as well as it is easier to fix things without leaving my comfortable seat here in linux were i generaly have to make a trip to the windows boxes.

    116. Re:Business or Personal? by melekcrescent · · Score: 1

      From the west coast, are we? Anyone who calls out two buck chuck has to be :)

    117. Re:Business or Personal? by Finite9 · · Score: 1

      If it's a 15 minute job, I don't charge anything. If it's a 2 day, re-install everything job, then I charge either 2 crates of beer or one bottle of single malt. Everybody's happy!

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    118. Re:Business or Personal? by SlimFastForYou · · Score: 1
      they are probably using techs who make $12-$15 an hour and are in high school or college.


      Try $8.50/hr in college with A+ and CCNA.

      Hmm no wonder I've been feeling cheated hehe.
    119. Re:Business or Personal? by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      I think it has more to do with the fact that alot of us have written software or sites and such; where, typos aren't allowed. I know I have a tendancy towards perfectionism when I'm thinking in if-else statements. I don't really think of anyone on slashdot as dumb, except, well the dummies.

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    120. Re:Business or Personal? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Normally getting modded down doesn't bother me, but how is this flamebait? Redundant, yes, but not flamebait.

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    121. Re:Business or Personal? by michrech · · Score: 1

      One of the idiots that worked at this store dumped a 5 gallon thing of Lemonaid on the main register. I did an emergency call to move it's HDD to the drivethrough register so they could still do business..

      I also helped unpack and install the new bread oven when it came in. That was a chore, let me tell you.. :)

      There have been other minor things, but I like the free food, so.. :)

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    122. Re:Business or Personal? by catenos · · Score: 1

      Choosing for a wine snob is more difficult and could be a time-wasting, researching, and hunting nightmare for people who don't know much about wine.

      Actually it is not that hard. I don't like wine but my sister does. And I have never heard complaints from her (and I would, if the wine I brought was no good). That's by picking a good store (that is, not a cheap one).

      You just need to accept to pay double the price: Once for the wine and once for the advice. Works great for me.

      (Well, of course, not every time the wine will fit perfectly to her taste, but at least I am sure that it's not a horrible one.)

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    123. Re:Business or Personal? by catenos · · Score: 1

      ..or they don't know anything about wine.

      Then they should simply go to someone who does. :)

      I mean, paying a tech for some hours would be quite expensive. It's not asked too much, that they spent some bucks going to some wine store. Maybe you pay double the price, but the wine won't be bad.

      That's a great idea though.. prolly one of the best and most creative i've heard in a while.

      Jupp. Hm, now I have to think... I don't like alcoholics much... what else could fit similarly?

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    124. Re:Business or Personal? by jiminim · · Score: 1

      >> Hehe. I haven't had Boone's since college. At $2.99 a bottle you can get 3 bottles for the price of a case of so-so beer.

      Plus it has so much sugar in it that you can go without food for a bit!

    125. Re:Business or Personal? by jadenyk · · Score: 1
      People, encourage your colleagues to stick with XP. It's money in the bank.

      I believe you're joking, but many people do share this view. "Keep a client with a machine that just barely works and he'll keep calling you." The way I see it is to get your clients machine working better than your own and he'll call back - also, he'll send his friends your way.

      I've had new clients call me because the last guy working with their machine kept it running, but he was there once a week or so to fix problems. I went in, fixed their systems (or suggested replacement) and they still call me to setup new machines, fix the occasional problem here or there, but they haven't called their old guy since.

      If you're going to do that, give me their names & numbers - I've made a lot of money off of guys like you. :)

    126. Re:Business or Personal? by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      Be very carefull with dividends - IANAL, IANATA, but I am someone who deals with this a lot. The IRS has some pretty complex rules about what constitutes dividends and what is income. The main one is that you cannot perform material work for the company and claim dividend income, though if you make more than about $250K you can claim anything over that is dividends. (That is my biggest beef with tax laws - this is how the rich [see John Kerry] avoid paying taxes. If you work in the business you are taxed, if you invest but do nothing, you are practically not taxed!)

      If you do this, make sure you have an accountant doing it...

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    127. Re:Business or Personal? by SpacePunk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just remember that if you are offered a bottle of Night Train that it should be in a brown paper bag. Clients that offer Night Train without the bag have absolutely no concept on the proper way to serve drinks.

    128. Re:Business or Personal? by pfleming · · Score: 1

      I believe you are correct. The first year that I was "a business" I did not claim it. My tax accountant said that it was not enough to claim. The following years after that, sometime it is, sometimes it is not. Either way, it is not that difficult to save the paper and recipts, and then throw them away if I don't need them.

      The difference between whether you are a business or a hobby has to do with profit intent, not whether you actually "show" income. BTW, the definition of gross income essentially is total worldwide income that is not specifically exempt. This includes the value of services you receive in exchange for your services. When you exchange goods or services you are required to include the value of goods or services that you receive as your income.
      And as much as I like google, I am not using it as a source of "tax advice". On top of that, your "tax accountant" gave you incorrect legal/tax advice. If you made at least $1.00 in gross receipts the form should be attached to your return, period. Your "tax accountant" should have also advised you of your requirement to report all income, if you are comfortable with not reporting all your income- or even letting someong talk you out of taking deductions that reduce your other income then I guess that will create whatever it creates, bad karma, whatever. Remember Capone was not convicted of his illegal activities, but for income tax evasion. Technically, crack dealers have to properly report their income whether it comes from legal or illegal sources.
      IANATABIAAEA (I am not a "tax accountant" but I am an Enrolled Agent)
      Luckily, the article was not about tax advice, but how to charge for services.

    129. Re:Business or Personal? by richlv · · Score: 1

      75x2=150
      that's only slightly less than low-level techies get in here... for a full month.
      environment like that would be a dream for most people...

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    130. Re:Business or Personal? by stewby18 · · Score: 1

      Yes, it does in fact need to be dedicated 100%. From the IRS website:

      In general, because of the exclusive-use rule, you cannot deduct business expenses for any part of your home that you use for both personal and business purposes.

      It's quite clear. See http://www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc509.html for many more repetitions of the word "exclusive" in connection with home business deductions.

    131. Re:Business or Personal? by fingusernames · · Score: 1

      The guidance I was given was that you need to be paid a "reasonable" salary. I pay all of my profit, anything beyond the "reasonable" salary I pay myself for my actual work, as qualified dividends. Reasonable is subjective, and depends on the nature of the work performed. There are no hard numbers. As I own an S corporation, all profit (and depreciation expense) is pass-through to shareholders. That money would come to me as dividends, or at the end of the year as pass-through profit. Neither have payroll taxes. One of the difference between me and others here, perhaps, is that I have employees, from whom I earn profit.

      A friend of mine was told by her accountant to pay herself completely via distribution/dividends... I don't go that far, and I think she was given bad guidance.

      Larry

    132. Re:Business or Personal? by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      Yup, that is what I remember too. If you have employees that do the same job as you, it is easy - but be carefull! The IRS may take the position that you are the CEO, CEOs make $250K, so anything under $250K is income.

      Of course, if the amount is small you probably won't throw up any flags in the system anyway. But having income reclassified and owing tons of taxes and penalties is nasty stuff!

      Good luck, BTW - I think building your own business is the best - it helps you and the economy!

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    133. Re:Business or Personal? by fingusernames · · Score: 1

      I suppose I could have worded that better. The guidance I received is that exclusive use of the space doesn't mean that you cannot sit at your desk when you are not doing business, that you cannot take a personal call there, that you needn't tackle your kid before he wanders into it, so on. It means that the area is set aside specifically for business use. It is not space that is expected to serve dual purposes, but it needn't be walled off either. You cannot write off the couch in your living room because you occasionally do work there on your laptop. If the IRS walks into your home and sees your home office, it needs to be a home office, not your kitchen table. I was told not to be anal about it, treat it like you would your office if you were renting space.

      Larry

    134. Re:Business or Personal? by fingusernames · · Score: 1

      The IRS knows that Joe Blow Inc. is not the same as Mega Corp., I doubt they'd be so simple. The thing to do is determine what you would pay a person to do what you do. If my company bills out at, say, $125/hr, there is no way I pay my employee that much. As the owner, you are paid on two things, reasonable pay for the actual work you do that is billable, and the work you do running the business. The tax strategy for an S corp is to pay yourself as little as possible, and take the rest in distributions. For an S corp with a single employee, you probably need to take more in salary than distributions. With employees and attendant profit from labor other than your own, that may wind up being not true. What I read is that to be completely safe, and if your company is profitable, pay yourself the FICA ceiling, which is around $88k. You own no social security taxes beyond that anyway. So, anything above $88k, pay as dividends.

      Larry

    135. Re:Business or Personal? by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      You should believe I was joking, because if you read my whole post, you would've understood that I'm somewhat agnostic when it comes to operating systems. I'll support anything people install, but won't force anyone into using an OS they don't like or don't want to use. I encourage people to give Linux a try (and hand out LiveCDs of Pclinuxos) and some of them stick with it.

      At the end of the day, you know what I said was tongue-in-cheek but holds true: an XP support guy will have a constant stream of business regardless of how many patches he applies or firewalls he throws up. The only safe and maintainable XP machine is one that isn't plugged in to any network.

    136. Re:Business or Personal? by ReverendLoki · · Score: 1
      At this point, the "by Reverend Loki" portion of the header has entered into standard practices as a synonym of the "smartass" tag....

      And let me just take this moment to state that the alleged typo of changing 'is' into 'it' cannot possibly be an offense, as the spellchecker found no problem with that sentence.

      Now hopefully the grammar nazis will now cut me some slack, since I went out of my way to rewrite that last sentence so it did not end with a preposition.

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    137. Re:Business or Personal? by CrackerJack9 · · Score: 1

      You're right, I've never written any program and payed attention to syntax,etc... and I certainly can't tell the difference between that and posting a comment on Slashdot.

      Of course, I guess that's why I said 'humans' and not 'compilers'.

    138. Re:Business or Personal? by vax · · Score: 1

      The principle behind that is actually called closure. It encompasses everything from misspelt words to optical illusions and even random scribles that resemble . Its basically the human tendency to used pattern recognition. Speaking of closure, I have extended issues with my ex-girlfriend because I'm basically now her life time tech support. If I didn't know she was broke I would charge her but ultimately I'm just a nice guy. Which sucks because she lives about a 45 minute drive away so I have gotten good at solving all potential problems on one trip so I dont have to make it again. I thought about other types of "payment" but shes my Ex and I know shes involved. I've lost my intrest, the spark is gone and so is my only good reason for going over there, now my position is demoted from lover to ex and geek god. c'est la vie. At least everyone else whose computer I fix is eternally grateful and usually try to pay me, though depending on who it is, sometimes I will opt for dinner or something else instead. Its hard to charge your good friends for something that is as routine as wiping your arse. Sure it ain't fun, but it ain't rocket science either.

    139. Re:Business or Personal? by flybyseat · · Score: 1

      make it known that its a side business. then its your choice whether or not to charge. I work around NYC doing freelance tech support (by referral) - all my friends and family know and some actually offer to pay or trade haircuts or whatever. If you dont talk about how you're a 'consultant', you'll be letting them use you until your a dried up old husk

    140. Re:Business or Personal? by cyphercell · · Score: 1
      Now your judging me on the same basis you were whining about being judged. I never said anything about compilers only programmers, and sarcasm does not translate well on the internet... if that's what you meant by saying "I've never written any program and payed(paid btw) attention to syntax,etc....". Besides that, sarcasm is really an inflamatory, condescending, form of verbal abuse.

      Finally, I too, am bad at both grammer and spelling, but, this is a respectable website and needs to maintain a certain amount of professionalism. If people want maintain the credibility of this site by commenting on people's poor use of the english language then good for them, they are proud of this site and the work people put into it. But, then maybe you confused posting to slashdot with writing an e-mail to your mom who would surely uderstand what you were trying to say, and would love to hear your sarcasm.

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    141. Re:Business or Personal? by ZorinLynx · · Score: 1

      *THWAP*.

      That's for the "Free iPod" thing in your sig. Dude, when you do this you're just as bad as a spammer. These companies giving away "free stuff" are just using you as a pawn to advertise for their clients.

      -Z

    142. Re:Business or Personal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do you know what a compiler does? It doesn't bode well with incorrect spelling, right??? Do you pay attention to what you're saying?

      I know you want to think I hate Slashdot (obviously that's why I post here) but maybe you should stop and think about contributing some original thoughts instead of nit-picking every little spelling error....especially when it's a typo...do you know the difference?

    143. Re:Business or Personal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupid and Windows-ignorant is no way to go through life, son.

    144. Re:Business or Personal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably referring to drugs ("speed bumps").

    145. Re:Business or Personal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every quarter, my neighbor below me procures a few (rather nice) bottles of wine for me in exchange for tapping into my DSL via wireless. That works out for me :)

  2. My plans by LiNKz · · Score: 3, Informative

    Well, someone tell me what they think of mine (note, I don't have any certifications [yet]),

    $50 for the first hour of work. $30 for each addition hour of work I do for them. Usually I resolve the issues in the first hour. If the issues are more prone to fully formatting a box, I usually take it home and charge them $50 for my time at home.. since honestly, formatting / installing drivers takes time but not enough time to waste their money.

    If it is something like their computer doesn't work (and its rather stupid) I usually just ask for gas money + $20. I usually always work for a friend, or a friends friend.. I don't do professional calls (e.g. companies) unless, again, are small and a friends company.

    Eric

    P.S. I used to do the whole "$50 to wipe it, $20 to install hardware, $15 to install software" thing, but when I started dealing with friends of friends, I upped it.

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    1. Re:My plans by Colz+Grigor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At those rates, I'd have trouble believing you'd be professional or reputable.

      Here's the deal: call around and ask local plumbers and auto mechanics what their labor rate is. Find an average and charge that rate for your computer services. It'll be in the ball park of $85+, unless you're in a semi-rural area. Run your service in a similar fashion to these other service professionals: Document a description of the problem, provide an estimate, and get the customer's signature. Go in with a completely professional attitude. Wear a shirt and possibly even a tie. Solve their problem. If the problem is more complex than you'd anticipated, discuss the change in commitment and offer a significantly discounted rate for the additional time.

      You can charge friends significantly less, of course, or preferably barter with them. But if you're dealing with a friend of a friend, at least get things documented. ::Colz Grigor

    2. Re:My plans by LiNKz · · Score: 1

      To the first post above, good idea.. Never thought of it, I've been just doing this on the side so never bothered to go into all that. I do dress neatly though.

      Second post, I do it on the side and don't want to screw people out of money if I have to take alittle longer then the bigger guys. I've taken many computer related courses but have yet to take the time to take the tests (that and I keep buying shit). Wonder if I can take out a student loan to pay for the tests.

      no less, thanks for your views.

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    3. Re:My plans by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      Wear a shirt and possibly even a tie

      Wearing a tie would be a signal that your are not an alpha-geek and may not be able to fix their problem. Be presentable, but try not to wear a tie if at all possible (unless, of course, you're working on IBM equipment - then the white shirt and navy tie are requirements of the uniform).

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    4. Re:My plans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the way I'm the rude AC from above.

      If you do it on the side then why bother to take out a loan to pay for the tests.

      It has become a harder business to get into. When I started the chain stores didn't do anything but sell the boxes. They had no service departments. Since they have gotten their own service departments most of our money is with warranty work because it takes too long for the chain stores to do the work and with contracts we have with big business.

      We maintain the inventory databases for a few Ford dealerships, all these systems are SCO (no, I'm not kidding) and need to be run on at least a 5 drive SCSI CD-jukebox. Not the fair of you average Staples or Best Buy employee.

      If you do the work for friends or friends of friend I think the only noble thing to do is not charge anything, ever. After all what are friends for if not to help each other out.

      That and as a business, it sucks. Look for a less stressful way to make a living, like robbing banks for instance.

      Good Luck.

    5. Re:My plans by ninewands · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree on the rates ... when I was doing solo network consulting I charged $100.00/hour, flat. I also required that the client purchase any hardware/materials I might need so that I didn't have to do the sales tax thing. I would, if asked, give them vendor recommendations where I knew they would get a reasonable price, but I made it clear that I was not a vendor and I had no interest in WHERE they bought the stuff.

      Wear a shirt and possibly even a tie.

      I agree with the sibling poster. I would always wear slacks and an open collar shirt ... polo in the summer. You can even adopt a beard if you want to, after all, it's part of the geek image. Above all, be neat, clean and professional. Think Sid Dabster of Userfriendly or Nick from GPF, NOT Dexter or Fooker. They may be alpha geeks but a professional alpha geek is a different breed entirely.

    6. Re:My plans by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      At those rates, I'd have trouble believing you'd be professional or reputable.
      Here's the deal: call around and ask local plumbers and auto mechanics what their labor rate is. Find an average and charge that rate for your computer services. It'll be in the ball park of $85+, unless you're in a semi-rural area.


      No, he's probably not professional. The reasons plumbers and electricians can charge so much are they are 1- licensed, but mostly 2- they're insured. I can demand $200 an hour, and when the client asks why I charge so much, I can say that all my work is *insured*, that any damage I might unintentionally cause will be covered by the insurance company. The neighbor's kid may charge less, but what happens if he drops a coke into the laptop? What happens if he destroys all the data? What recourse do you have? Because professionals are insured, they can charge more because there's less risk.

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    7. Re:My plans by mattspammail · · Score: 1
      I couldn't agree more. I usually wear slacks and a dress shirt. $50/hour is money people are happy to spend when you do what they hope for and more.

      Of course, you should be worth your weight before you go charging people.

      I used to say, "Aw, I don't mind." But they don't either. They're happy to, and if you get referrals through those people, you never have to face the awkwardness of the money issue. It's expected, and you've come recommended. That's a good combination.

      I have had dubious clients, but those are the ones who (after sitting beside me for the duration) end up singing my praises the loudest. And a referral from a person like that is usually received pretty well from others.

      Don't underestimate what you take for granted. You took time to learn these things over time, and Lord knows people are ignorant enough to keep you in business.

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    8. Re:My plans by kosmicki · · Score: 1

      What if it was a thinkgeek tie? That must count for something.

    9. Re:My plans by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      (I do have one of those - it makes wearing ties somewhat bearable because it's funny)

      I do think that you can look presentable without a tie - they're just ways of allowing the non-technical population to oppress the technical population :)

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    10. Re:My plans by Trogre · · Score: 1

      I once saw something like this:

      Computer repair rates:
      $20 /hour
      $30 /hour if you watch
      $60 /hour if you help

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    11. Re:My plans by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Personally, to me, certification means doodley squat when it comes to computer repair. Get it if it will help your career in other directions, but I don't think of it as useful for computer repair.

      If something takes longer to fix than you think it should have, then you can offer to knock down the price afterwards. If it takes way too long, maybe you're in the wrong business.

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    12. Re:My plans by DoraLives · · Score: 1
      Wear a shirt and possibly even a tie.

      Do how?

      Hell, I work barefoot in a pair of boardshorts and if they get a t-shirt, they're doing better than average. I do this deliberately, because I've found that the sorts of people who get sniffy over retarded dress code shit are also the sorts of people who will whinge endlessly later on about additional stuff that they think you should do for free 'cause you were the one who worked on their machine last time. I prefer for those people to autoselect themselves out, and bare feet seems to turn the trick successfully every time. Take it or leave it lady, but I'm NOT putting on so much as a pair of beat up sandals.

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    13. Re:My plans by wing03 · · Score: 1

      Computer repair rates:
      $20 /hour
      $30 /hour if you watch
      $60 /hour if you help

      Damned straight!

      My uncle who's a car mechanic gives that quite albeit with different numbers.

    14. Re:My plans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. The risk is the same. Insurance just means that if there's a problem you want some money for, you sue your service person for money and if you succeed, your service person can most likely sue (or occasionally file a successful claim with) their insurance company. The risk is still the same.

    15. Re:My plans by boodaman · · Score: 1

      I can demand $200 an hour, and when the client asks why I charge so much, I can say that all my work is *insured*, that any damage I might unintentionally cause will be covered by the insurance company.

      I have to assume that you are speaking as an example here.

      I've done audits for insurance policies, and I can tell you firsthand that NO inusrance company is going to insure you against loss of data on some unknown person's unknown computer without knowing ahead of time what's on that computer.

      Or if they do insure you, they'll ask so much that you'll be charging $500/hour.

      Insurance companies don't insure anything without knowing the risk. Unknown risk = major cost, no matter what certifications or experience you have.

      For example, what if the data that was lost while you were fixing the computer was the only copy of a novel with a 6 figure advance? A screenplay already optioned?

      Sure, the odds of that happening are slim, my point is that an insurance company doesn't know that. Insuring a plumber is completely different...replace the water damage, maybe some medical costs, and they're done. Easy to estimate, easy to calculate.

      Data/information is a completely different story from a value perspective...it might be junk, it might be something very valuable, but there's no way to know unless you do an audit ahead of time and the policy is written to cover it.

    16. Re:My plans by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      Professional liability rates are so low it is absolutely laughable to say that your insurance is a major (like justifying 1/2 your rate) cost. For most purposes in question, for a single tech, it costs around a thousand bucks a year to insure comfortably into the seven-digits, which is FAR more than you'll need for servicing small businesses. That's about seventy-five cents per hour. Larger policies go up more or less geometrically so unless you have a MASSIVE liability exposure (think: tinkering inside one of Google's clusters), your insurance bill is HARDLY a justification for your rates and when it is, it will not merely be appreciated or expected, it will be demanded and of such a nature that you would be absolutely insane to operate without it regardless. If you have reputable E&O for software engineering (that is, if you can find a line of coverage worth purchasing because very, very few in their right minds are offering it at any price), yes, THAT could run up quite a tab, but we're talking bump and scrape liability here, and that's pathetically cheap.

      If people are asking why your rates are so high, chances are either a) your services are not appropriate for your customers or b) your rates are not appropriate for your services or c) both. Rather than give them some bullshit line that "But hey, I'm BONDED!" just do like any luxury car salesman would and politely say something to the effect of "perhaps another vendor would be more suitable to your situation," because, if you aren't just blowing smoke, that's probably the literal truth anyway.

      I mean, if you're charging $200/hour, you're not fixing grandma's 486 and if you ARE charging someone's grandma $200 for that service you should probably be dragged through the center of town and be beaten with sticks.

    17. Re:My plans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I can demand $200 an hour, and when the client asks why I charge so much, I can say that all my work is *insured*, that any damage I might unintentionally cause will be covered by the insurance company. The neighbor's kid may charge less, but what happens if he drops a coke into the laptop? What happens if he destroys all the data? What recourse do you have?


      Damn, at $200 an hour, I could buy myself a NEW laptop instead of having you fix my old one. The worth of my laptop doesn't even exceed 2.5 hours of your time. Congratulations, you've just invented disposable computers.

    18. Re:My plans by robogop · · Score: 1

      Now that is a problem I am seeing more and more -

      It just isn't worth the time to put much effort into fixing problems. I CAN spend hours tracking down a hardware/OS problem, possibly requiring a reformat in the end anyway, but by the time I have reached that point, there is half the price for a new low-end Dell/HP/whatever computer.

      Likewise, for removing virus/spyware from a computer, updating Windows, installing Firefox, installing an anti-virus product and walking a customer through everything we are talking about several hours of billable time. Formatting and reinstalling is brutal if the customer hasn't had every little document backed up, but the time savings can be worth it.

      Reminds me of cars today - what used to be an expensive fender-bender now totals a car because the labor and parts to get a car back to like new condition is more than the value of the car.

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    19. Re:My plans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you ARE charging someone's grandma $200 for that service you should probably be dragged through the center of town and be beaten with sticks.

      So you can get the name of that free spendin granny and offer to charge $180 an hour?

  3. For a family member? by apoplectic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nothing less than $300...regardless of the problem.

    1. Re:For a family member? by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

      Hey, fixing computer problems for _my_ family is definitely worth two hours on the couch ;)

    2. Re:For a family member? by tomhudson · · Score: 1, Troll
      Nothing less than $300...regardless of the problem.
      So who's the fucktard who modded this funny? I'd say its damn insightful. You can lose a friend over their stupid spyware-infested computer. Better to have them take it somewhere else and scream at some pimply-faced know-nothing who'll reformat it and give it back to them (and then let them go through the fun of reinstalling everything else [tt]).

      I've gotten to the point where I tell them to just go out and buy another computer - I'm not a maid, I don't do Windows.

      Once they see you're serious, they'll understand that it's a major PITA to screw around with an OS that's as tedious to install as XP.

      For the money it costs for XP and a copy of all the "essential" applications, they can just go out and buy a new box and throw linux on it.

      1. Installing Windows: $300 sounds reasonable - 'cuz I DON'T WANT to do it;
      2. Installing Linux: $0 + a barbecue and beer- 'cuz it's quick and easy;
      3. Watching them go "You're not serious" and then realize you are: priceless.

      When they gripe and whine, I say "If it's so easy, why are you asking me?" Same with removing spyware, adware, etc. Easier to just give them a knoppix bootable dvd, set their bios to boot off the dvd first, and say - here - your problem's fixed, if you're not satisfied call Microsoft".

      I could buy a wide-screen TV if I had charged a lousy buck for every problem I've fixed over the years from that POS by SoftZilla.

    3. Re:For a family member? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Amen, brother.

      I get calls from my siblings and in-laws all the time asking me to come out and fix this, and help them fix a problem with a driver over the phone...

      For Windows ME...

      While I'm in a meeting...

      And they don't have the CD...

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    4. Re:For a family member? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 3, Informative

      You have to watch it though. The one relative who actually let me talk him into using Linux has practically started a cult.

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    5. Re:For a family member? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing less than $300...regardless of the problem.

      You're forgetting the most important part: "...even if it's your fault."

    6. Re:For a family member? by Manfre · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to tell them it will take 3 weeks to fix.

    7. Re:For a family member? by morcheeba · · Score: 2, Funny

      I charge $499 and toss in this nifty external CD drive.

    8. Re:For a family member? by stanleypane · · Score: 1

      You freely admit that this guy is part of your bloodline? Scary.

    9. Re:For a family member? by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

      Only problem with charging $300 is they then will expect it to actually work when you're done. We are talking Windows here, aren't we? I no longer use my PC booting under Windows anymore when I want to connect to the Net, I dual boot to Linux because it's impossible to patch Windows secure, and new viruses come out faster than McAffee and Symantec can update their virus definitions. As far as I'm concerned, Windows is in meltdown, and should only be approached when in a clean room and wearing a radiation suit...

      Charge 'em $1000 and then go out and buy 'em a Mac...

    10. Re:For a family member? by MissTuxie · · Score: 1


      I don't have that kind of problem. I come from a long line of computer geeks. My parents taught me how to install hardware, my baby sister can fix up her own computer, both my brothers (and my husband) are programmers. Now, my in-laws... whole other kettle of fish.

      Only thing I don't get: my sisters still use IE. Insane, completely insane.

    11. Re:For a family member? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux takes a whole lot longer to install than Windows, I can have my Windows box up and running in under 10 hours, thats including the time for all the installs and about 3 hours of data transfers from my back up. Linux however can take all day as everything has to be configured manually. The video drivers that take 30seconds+reboot take like 10 minutes on linux. Ya you could speed up cause I'm not a linux pro but if they have never used Linux before (which would be the case if you are advising them to swap) then they would be very very slow. I was thinking of switching to linux perminatly but gave up because i got sick of hearing how superior and user friendly it is when its really not. Its a different side of the coin, both have advantages and disadvantages and linux fanatics give it a bad name by trash talking MS so much.

    12. Re:For a family member? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm... i see you like the incest

    13. Re:For a family member? by zotz · · Score: 1

      Way funny.

      Pop in knoppix, boot. sudo knoppix-installer. Answer a few questions. Wait for files to copy over. Reboot. Login.

      May have skipped a few steps, it has been a month or more.

      If you are not a troll, give it a whirl on a clean new machine and see what you think.

      When you are done, su, apt-get update, apt-get upgrade.

      Enjoy.

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    14. Re:For a family member? by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      mod this guy up... even though he's AC and saying linux isn't as good, he's got a very valid point. if you're not a linux expert, getting the computer to do exactly what you want is not all that easy and can take quite a bit more time than with windows.

      and i want to use linux even less just because the fanatics are the most annoying people you could possibly meet... windows isn't all bad. and don't give me the crap about how much extra time it takes to secure windows... it doesn't take all that much time and you can avoid the spyware problems and viruses pretty easily if you know what you're doing (or even if you don't know that much about what you're doing).

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    15. Re:For a family member? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      You freely admit that this guy is part of your bloodline? Scary.

      Well it sure beats admitting that the rest of your family are id10ts.

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      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  4. I don't charge much... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...to say "Get a Mac."

    1. Re:I don't charge much... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, the only person I hear from consistently with problems is my sister-in-law with her Mac. I'm always having to tell her "Get a PC".

    2. Re:I don't charge much... by craenor · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...to say "Get a Mac."

      That way no one can work on it, and you're safe from further support calls. I like it!

    3. Re:I don't charge much... by ebbe11 · · Score: 1
      "Get a Mac."

      Hah! That's exactly what I told a friend of mine back in 1991. She had started her own business and needed a computer. She was also computer phobic. So I told her to get a Mac because I knew nothing about them except that they were supposed to be easy to use - and I knew from experience that the then current version of Windows wasn't.

      She bought a Mac and all I ever heard about it was that she was very happy with it. Problem solved.

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  5. Reconsider by Jane_the_Great · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Reconsider getting into this. Here's the issue: as soon as you take money, you are the guy who was paid to fix the computer. At that point, when you walk out the door, the person is going to immediately install a bunch of Spyware and basically undo all your hard work. As much as you attempt to educate them, they will. Then, they call you back and expect you to come right over and fix it "right." In their mind, they paid you to fix the computer and the computer doesn't work. And, if you do decide to fix it again, even for another fee, at that point they will be demanding your help at a time that is not convenient.

    My rule is that I will fix friends and family members computers if I happen to have the time and they clearly appreciate my help and don't see it as my obligation. If they offer to pay me, I'll ask for a dinner sometime or just a case of Bass beer.

    Trust me, taking money is more hassle than it will be worth.

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    1. Re:Reconsider by JaffaKREE · · Score: 1

      You need to make it clear that this is a one-shot deal. Future problems are unrelated. I've had people who I've built computers for come back to me a year later with the story "The computer was working fine, then there was the huge lightning storm, but I left the computer on. The next day it didn't work !! You suck at making computers !". That's tough. I told you about surge protectors.

    2. Re:Reconsider by HawkinsD · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Jane's right. There's a huge line between paid support and support that I do because you're my brother-in-law.

      I also want my brother-in-law to be a little beholden to me, because he's good with doorknobs, and I'm an idiot around doorknobs, and I'm going to need a doorknob upgrade soon (this may sound like a stupid example, but it happens to be absolutely real).

      If my brother-in-law needs more than I can handle, then I'll help him choose a consultant that he can pay (and be mad at when his machine fills back up with goo).

      So... I don't usually charge for basic support. I do it when I have the time, for people I like.

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      Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by mere idiocy.
    3. Re:Reconsider by Jane_the_Great · · Score: 1
      But as much as you tell them that you're not going to fix any future problems without compensation, they're going to come to you and blame you for not telling them exactly how to avoid the future fuck-up.

      Again, I am not arguing that it is impossible to setup a situation where you are compensated and don't have people hassling you constantly. I am saying that it is a lot more hassle than it is worth. Presumably the person asking the question has a job - trying to make money on the side from computer repair does not bring in enough money to be worthwhile if you've got a moderate salary. And besides, as soon as you take money from friends for computer repair, they're going to want money from you for favors. Don't do business with friends.

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    4. Re:Reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strange that's exactly what I expect people to do - and then I charge them to do it all again. I long ago gave up on seeing my pristine beautiful children that I delicatly craft by hand coming back to me in their same healthy state - so I decided to make a profit on it.

      $50/hr - billed by the hour.

    5. Re:Reconsider by Zeromous · · Score: 1

      For family and friends, I usually propose a mutally agreeable exchange of services and I provide as much support in person and provide information to be used post-visit, much like a doctor. Computer health is a lot like personal health, and the sad fact is many people have no clue where to begin *maintaining* their health let alone their inanimate computer.

      It came to pass that I had to modify my User Agreement. If you blatently disregard security information or procedures I have provided you with in the past (ie call me 3 times in one month to fix the same ICS settings) I will begin to charge, and make this clear prior to my next regular visit.

      For these people, friends family or enemies, I charge 30$ Cdn / hr at my convenience. If its emergency I charge 40$ / hr ( 1 day SLA)

      Maybe I'm a jerk, but I try provide everything (including live instruction) one would need to maintain their system. If you can't be bothered to learn how to use your computer, then I can't be bothered to try to teach. Might as well make it worth my while.

      The only hassle I have ever experienced is having to support them because of a mistake I made, and that has only ever happened once.

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    6. Re:Reconsider by AviLazar · · Score: 4, Informative

      Agreed. I setup a network for a company. I told them I am charging them much cheaper then big companies, but there is no 24/7 tech support. I informed them that each time they called me (after the first three months) I would charge.
      They asked me to help them order a computer (dell) and when that computer started to malfunction they kept calling me - and I kept telling them "you bought this from Dell call Dell."

      One time they did an OS upgrade (a year after I setup their network) and their network connection on that computer started to malfunction. I did charge them $200 for me having to drive to their place, figure out what they did, and then reinstall the networking files.

      I feel bad in some ways - but then realize that they are a business - they charge people and so should I. You may want to register as an LLC. It protects you legally (lawsuits) and you can do a lot of tax deductions...one company tried getting my SS# so they could list me as an employee and run taxes on me, etc. I told them no way...they can cut me a check to my business. They wanted that EIN number - again no way. B2B they only need your business name (only one business per state with that name allowed anyhow).

      In the end, make it clear as to what you are offering. Even better, put it in writing and have them sign it. Make it a simple/stupid document and you are pretty well covered.

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    7. Re:Reconsider by stupidfoo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ok, spill the beans.

      What's "doorknobs" your secret word for?

    8. Re:Reconsider by Haydn+Fenton · · Score: 1

      Amen!

    9. Re:Reconsider by squatex · · Score: 1

      When I was doing this kind of work these are the customers that I would fire right away. Usually on the first shot.

    10. Re:Reconsider by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      In their mind, they paid you to fix the computer and the computer doesn't work.

      Screw that. If they pay a mechanic to fix their car and then immediately do the exact same thing that damaged it in the first place, the mechanic would laugh at them for daring to ask for a free re-repair. Frankly, anyone who would act like that wouldn't stay in my circle of "friends I'm willing to support" (or even "friends I consider friends") for very long. I wouldn't ask my doctor friends to repeatedly fix the same self-induced injury for free, so why would anyone rationally expect the reverse to be acceptable?

      One upside of working on BSD and Linux all day is that I can look in the eyes of people asking me for free support, tell them I don't know much about Windows, and mention that I'll be happy to help them if they get a Mac. If they follow my advice, then 1) I actually would be able (and willing) to help them, but 2) they rarely need my help anyway.

      The above doesn't work as well for people who know how long I worked doing Windows tech support. ;-)

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    11. Re:Reconsider by dbialac · · Score: 1

      I take quite a different approach. First, if I don't know the person well, I ask what they do. I ask if they can do their job for me for free. Usually, the answer is 'no'. That being the case, I charge them for the work I do and show them the ways of Firefox. This usually keeps them out of trouble. For the guys who say yes, I barter. End result is I get the benefits of both worlds: bartering gets expensive services for free; charnging leads to money.

    12. Re:Reconsider by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      I agree and will add that i think if you do it for free your given a certain amount of leeway(sp?) if you screw something up. I'm sure it doesn't work if they sue you but you know... You get what you pay for.

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    13. Re:Reconsider by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      One upside of working on BSD and Linux all day is that I can look in the eyes of people asking me for free support, tell them I don't know much about Windows, and mention that I'll be happy to help them if they get a Mac.

      Heck yeah. My mom wanted me to reinstall Windows for them over Christmas break, their install CD wasn't working... Sorry, mom! I haven't used Windows since high school! Time to buy a Mac!

      --
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    14. Re:Reconsider by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

      I think he means his sister.

    15. Re:Reconsider by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm a liberal, but I'm replying anyways.

      When I fix someones computer, I tell them that they have to follow my rules inorder for the 'warrenty' on my tech support to be valid and they include:
      1) Never open Internet Explorer again, use Firefox.
      2) Never open Outlook Express again, use Thunderbird.
      3) Use ZoneAlarm and don't allow 'random' programs to access the internet and don't allow anything to act as a server.
      4) Schedule weekly virus/spyware/adware scans and update the definitions before scanning.

      Failure to comply with these rules (which I tell them I can verify if they have been following the rules), will void the warrenty on my service and result in an additional charge if they require additional support. Harsh, but I don't get too many extra support calls :).

    16. Re:Reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only if you let them.

      i have a nice clearly written page that all "customers" get. telling them what I did, and how there is no warrenty of any kind.

      Any visits to their home are at $50.00 per hour including my travel time, repeat cleanings are at the discounted rate of $50.00. They also have to sign this page and sign the additional line wher they hold me harmless to any losses INLCUDING the entire computer it's self.

      Oh they must deliver to me and pick up their computer, I will not pick them up or deliver them.

      some of you here will say "I'd never let you touch my computer then!" and I say to you great! you are not the customer I want. Cover your Arse at all costs... all big companies already do this.

      this is the best solution I have found. as well as charging friends and family $50.00 for a spyware cleaning and $80.00 to anyone else but with a $20.00 kickback to anyone that referrs someone to me.

      I turn people away on a regular basis because I am too busy, I also usually have about 6 machines set up and running my scripted spyware removal and cleaning as well as a free installation of antivir and virus scan if no virus protection software is found.

      I regularly get 15-20 requests a week, almost 80% of them are referrals.

      Oh and all of it is cash only.

    17. Re:Reconsider by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

      If they don't know what you actually do at work, you can tell them "I work on *big* computers, I don't know anything about windows" .. If they ask, just say "UNIX" and they will look impressed and walk away.

    18. Re:Reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I don't usually reply to .sigs, but:
      I hate liberals. If you are a liberal, do not reply.

      So you wouldn't want replies from Jesus, Martin Luther King, Martin Luther, Ghandi, Leo Tolstoy, Walter Cronkite, John Adams, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin...

      Aristotle - "Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved."

    19. Re:Reconsider by Monkelectric · · Score: 1
      Yep. There's an infinite ammount of free work out there, as soon as you start charging people stop calling.

      I have relatives, friends, neighbors, people ive met once, friends of people ive met once, former co-workers, all clogging up my inbox and cell phone with messages about this and that. However, when you tell them you're going to charge them suddenly they stop calling.

      The real problem with taking money is: it formalizes your relationship with that person. People suddenly think when they hand you $75 they own you. Pretty soon everytime their mouse runs out of batteries they'll be calling you.

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      Religion is a gateway psychosis. -- Dave Foley

    20. Re:Reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typically I charge by the hour for this kind of stuff ($45/hour) and my policy is that if anything comes back, WITHIN A WEEK, I will fix it for free. Otherwise it is another hourly charge.

      I also use some software from NetworkStreaming so I can do all the work remotely (and scan time counts as work time). There have been occassions where I have been working on 3 computers simultaneously, charging each $45/hour.

    21. Re:Reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...so why would anyone rationally expect the reverse to be acceptable?

      Now why on Earth would you expect them to act rationally?

    22. Re:Reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a hint. Everybody gets a turn.

    23. Re:Reconsider by Thatto · · Score: 1

      You would do well to heed this advice. I built a machine for a family friend that happens to be a pro baseball player. I thought "what the hell," I can get all of the latest and greatest, ang he can foot the bill. A few thousand in hardware costs, no cost on my labor, and I was getting calls in the middle of the night (1 and 2 am) to fix every little thing.
      I always refer ppl who want me build or fix stuff to a repair shop here in town that I trust.

    24. Re:Reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who does all the family/friends tech support I have to agree. Sooner or later you will break something; you're working on old hardware and sooner or later something will break while you're holding it wether you are careful or not.

      If you're being paid to work on something and you break it, you might find yourself beholdin to replace it. If you're working for free, well, they took a chance.

    25. Re:Reconsider by Jane_the_Great · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      "Never open Internet Explorer again, use Firefox."
      Oh, so you don't want them to run Windows Update? Smart thinking - good way to get repeat business.
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    26. Re:Reconsider by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      Along with the bill, I hand them a copy of what I call the "computer maintenance document" telling them step by step how to run AdAware and Spybot weekly, and to check for windows updates and to make sure that the antivirus software is functioning. If they follow that, they shouldn't need to bring a machine back for a cleanup.

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    27. Re:Reconsider by spikev · · Score: 1

      Seriously, it could be actual doorknobs. They can be quite tricky some times, especially if you try to install a left-handed knob on a right-handed door.

    28. Re:Reconsider by BaldGhoti · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Set automatic updates to go automatically at 3am and add in a "don't turn your computer off" proviso.

      Oh, and I charge $35/hr.

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    29. Re:Reconsider by Dr.Zap · · Score: 1

      I tell them I can verify if they have been following the rules

      Really, Santa, I've been good, won't you fix my computer once more?

    30. Re:Reconsider by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      That's exactly right. My most used variation is "I work on the big ones that run the Internet." It's essentially accurate, and clear enough for my non-technical family and friends to get the gist of it.

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    31. Re:Reconsider by apt142 · · Score: 1

      If you have to ask...

    32. Re:Reconsider by scoy13 · · Score: 0

      Dude, if you're serious about needing help with doorknobs, then I don't think you should be working on computers.

    33. Re:Reconsider by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      I never feel right asking of cash, or walking out for cash. I get paid all day long for people not to listen to me. And the few times money did change hands... well, no one listened to me.

      Bartering is the way to go. It is an exchange of equals. Money is and exchange of buyer to seller (and the seller is always lower on the totem pole.)

      My wife actually does run a for pay business, going out and giving computer lessons. In the process, she does also perform repairs, and file recovery, and new system burn in.

      Since the lessons are the primary reason she is there, she is treated more like a piano teacher than a plumber. The few times I have tried to work at the computer repair for hire, I nearly lost my mind.

      I can do it, but people are just plain... human. They do think money/upgrades/new computers are supposed to fix their problem, and are offended to be told that a change in behavior would be needed.

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    34. Re:Reconsider by defile · · Score: 5, Funny

      I feel bad in some ways

      You feel bad because this crap is so easy for you because you're an alpha geek. But consider, others are not alpha geeks because while you were tinkering with computers, they were out getting laid and partying.

      Now they're calling you.

      You gave up sex, drugs and rock and roll to be this good. Make it pay off. ;)

    35. Re:Reconsider by humphrm · · Score: 1

      I used to do this. It started with my in-laws, which I really don't mind because they respect my time and opinions. But then their friends would start calling me, asking for advise about this-or-that, using or ignoring the advise as their pocketbooks felt most appropriate, then calling me to fix it when it didn't work.

      So one day I was talking to my in-laws and mentioned that many of their friends were calling me regularly about computer problems, and my in-laws, who were flabbergasted that their friends were taking advantage of me, offered me the best advise I ever heard: Take the highest number I could possibly find for onsite tech support, and send them a bill for 20% more. Bill incrementally by the hour, even for 3 minutes. Get the absolute top dollar I could get from them.

      Within weeks, they had stopped calling me and my free time was my own again.

      (And, oh yeah, they all paid up too.)

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    36. Re:Reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I only do it for family and close friends. The trade is usually food or babysitting services so my wife and I can get out of the house everynow and then.

    37. Re:Reconsider by Jane_the_Great · · Score: 0
      That perpetuates the problem of clueless users. Teach them that it is their responsibility to take care of their computer. Don't tell them - "Oh, I set this up and everything will get done automatically." That's not helping anyone because they still won't have any respect for the amount of effort that needs to go into both maintaining and repairing a system. That, in turn, just leads to more broken systems out there for a variety of reasons.

      Oh, you should charge less since you're obviously not providing much service if you won't even explain to a person why they need to run Windows Update.

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    38. Re:Reconsider by Noxx · · Score: 2, Funny

      Kender, obviously. The real question is why does he have a pack of Kender running around his house?

      "I don't know who's the bigger ninny, you or that doorknob of a kender"~~Flint Fireforge

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    39. Re:Reconsider by someonehasmyname · · Score: 1

      Internet Explorer will automatically open when they click the "Windows Update" icon. They may click the "Windows Update" icon, but not the big blue "e".

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    40. Re:Reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called job security!

    41. Re:Reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bag of doorknobs beats sock w/ bar of soap.

    42. Re:Reconsider by baryon351 · · Score: 1

      Something that often comes up in discussions about the free family tech support (and I refuse to do it except for very close family. Not aunts, uncles or one of a dozen cousins) is accusations of selfishness for not helping them all, and comments that family should always help one another - so I'm missing out on free car fixing, work around my house, a free accountant etc.

      What ends up happening in reality is I work my fulltime job, and then I end up working another near fulltime job fixing computers that happen to be owned by extended family. Sure it's possible I'm being paid for it in services they can provide, but that still leaves my life as Wake up. Go to work. Come home. Work more. Sleep.

      And nothing more. I want to wake up, go to work, come home - and then enjoy time doing fun things with my family. I like to fish, I like to sculpt, I like to paint and I like to camp with them. I like to go on vacations and explore the countryside with them, discuss our lives, spend time playing with our pets...

      Not fix their goddamned windows boxes.

      I end up being the crutch that supports Microsoft. No thanks.

    43. Re:Reconsider by Questarian · · Score: 1
      Reconsider getting into this. Here's the issue: as soon as you take money, you are the guy who was paid to fix the computer. At that point, when you walk out the door, the person is going to immediately install a bunch of Spyware and basically undo all your hard work.
      ...And call you back complaining their PC: (pick one or more)
      A. Still isn't working. (inference: You didn't do anything)
      B. Isn't working again. (inference: You didn't do enough)
      C. Is worse then it was before. (inference: You did it all!)
      D. Is missing the spyware loaded software that you told them not to run because it was causing the problem.
      E. All of the above.
      F. Any, or all, of the above plus they need you to fix it RIGHT NOW because they've got a deadline... and "20 minitues should be enough time to fix it right"?

      The problem I've run into is that once you touch the PC, especially if you take money... or ever a coffee, is you become their de facto tech support.... And there's nothing like a 3am call because their kid has a term paper due in the morning.
    44. Re:Reconsider by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      You are so real in this post it's frightening.

      I mean it people, listen to this poster. This is truth in it's purest form. If you take the money it becomes your problem.

      I did it back in the day and it took me forever to get out of that mess. It's like you took the guy who paid you to raise once you've taken his money. Show even a remote amount of empathy and you'll be getting phone calls from them years from now.

      Today when people tell me about their PC problems and ask me to look at their computer I tell them to get a Mac and then I spend as long as it takes talking to them about how my Mac never crashes, gets a virus, or gets bogged down with spyware. I talk until they go away and when they do I smile.

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    45. Re:Reconsider by germanStefan · · Score: 1

      I don't think that its always true that they will install spyware. If you make it loud and clear to users that their credit card information could be stolen without them knowing by spyware, then they tend to listen. Thats when you tell them no kazaa EVER!. That is also when you hide the Internet Explorer button, and install firefox. Sometimes I rename it to Internet so that they know to click on Internet. When i've made a big stink about people using internet explorer, they tent to not use it, even the 60+ year olds who live in Old Folks homes. Its just a matter of letting them know how serious it is. Most people aren't dumb. If you tell them not to hit the button that will blow them up, they wont hit it. You just have to tell them (a couple of times)!

    46. Re:Reconsider by Meostro · · Score: 1

      If any of those people, except Walter Concrete, were posting on /., we'd have bigger problems than what the GP does or does not want in their sig.

    47. Re:Reconsider by jorenko · · Score: 1

      If only he know what the definition of the word 'liberal' was. He just thinks it means 'Those damn dirty unpatriotic blues.'

    48. Re:Reconsider by rjstanford · · Score: 4, Informative

      one company tried getting my SS# so they could list me as an employee and run taxes on me, etc. I told them no way...they can cut me a check to my business. They wanted that EIN number - again no way. B2B they only need your business name (only one business per state with that name allowed anyhow).

      Actually, this isn't true. A standard part of a corporate vendor relationship is giving your client information, such as your EIN. For your information, they are legally required to file a 1099 with the IRS covering all payments that they made to you in any year where the total exceeded $600. To file that 1099 they need either your SSN if you're an individual/dba, or your EIN if you're a corporation. Its not just standard practice, its the law. This filing can be waived for some forms of corporations, but not all of them.

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    49. Re:Reconsider by Jane_the_Great · · Score: 1
      "Its just a matter of letting them know how serious it is. Most people aren't dumb. If you tell them not to hit the button that will blow them up, they wont hit it. You just have to tell them (a couple of times)!"
      But all you've done is train them not to use IE. You haven't provided them with any information about how to run a secure system and how to avoid Spyware. Sure, tell them not to install Kazaa and hide IE from them. What happens when Firefox asks if they want to install some plugin and, as most users will do, they just click okay without even reading the entirety of the message?

      A person who knows nothing about security running IE will quickly run into trouble. A person who knows nothing about security running Firefox is going to run into trouble in the long term.

      If you're going to take on the role of educator, don't just show them some rules and say why it has to be this way. Explain to them the thought behind it so that they can run the computer on their own. Similar to teaching someone how to fish instead of giving them a fish to eat, you shouldn't just say "Here's Firefox - no worries." because it's simply not correct.

      And if you're under the impression that nothing can go wrong with Firefox, perhaps you should hire someone to teach you a thing or two.

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    50. Re:Reconsider by macmastery · · Score: 1

      I've done consulting work for companies that wanted my social security number. In those cases, they used it for a 1099 form to prove that I WAS a contractor and not an employee (which would obligate them to FURTHER taxes like payroll, medicare, etc.).

      IANAL, IANAA - Just a Mac Geek

    51. Re:Reconsider by slutsker · · Score: 1

      What I like to do is to actually educate them on how not to install more spyware. Trust me, when they screwed their computer up really badly, they'll listen to practically anything.

      Anyway, I just give them Firefox and tell them not to install any more P2P software and almost always never hear from them again.

    52. Re:Reconsider by Jon-1 · · Score: 1

      I second this. If you are going to charge someone have some waiver set up for them to sign before you do any work. Let them know what will be expected of you and your work but of the limits beyond that. This is easy when offering hardware changes but not as easy for spyware/viruses/software issues.

      I typically do tech support for friends, neighbors and family for free (or wine or dinner). Once I had a neighbor refer me to his son who wanted me to set up his new house for an 8 PC home network. I dislike the son with a passion so I charged him $120/hr for the work thinking I'd expect to pay this for similar work. (My cable company charges this for setting up a PC on a cable modem - regardless of time used.) The son was still interested so I went ahead and did the work. Pro - easy money. Con - it's taxable income and you should report it. (I'm to lazy for one client to set up an LLC. Although your bank should be able to withold the taxes on any deposits you make without your account being an LLC - at least my bank does.) I later informed the original neighbor that any referrals he gave out shoul not expect my work to be free (or honoraria).

      In short, be sure your clients, free or otherwise, know what to expect.

    53. Re:Reconsider by cHiphead · · Score: 1

      They probably wanted your SSN or EIN for the purpose of a 1099, putting you as an employee would cost them MORE in taxes, fool. They can write off repairs to computers in the course of business, and once you get some x amount from them, they are *required* to issue you a 1099. If you get a 1099, don't forget to include it on your tax return. :-D

      Cheers.

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    54. Re:Reconsider by AviLazar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      true true...just like fixing a car is easy for the mechanic and he charges me up the ying yang. He was upset when I told him the custom excel report I would make him (actually quite complex for excel) would run him about $500 :)
      ,
      I told him "you charge $60/hour for your labor rates, i am charging you $50/hour...you are getting a better deal"...he didn't like the price, so he got nothing :D

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    55. Re:Reconsider by Reziac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The plumber won't feel bad about charging you $50/hour to fix your leaky plumbing. Why should you feel bad about charging $50/hour to fix the plumber's misbehaving computer?

      Fixing your leaky faucet is easy for him. Fixing his spyware infestation is easy for you. But both require a certain expertise in your respective fields.

      No, no, not THAT plumbing.... ;)

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    56. Re:Reconsider by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      I just tell my cpa how much money i made, how much money i spent and then miraculously get a lot of money back every year :)

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    57. Re:Reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I've been stung, is with an old machine that's just flat out beat. Power supply failing, 40 meg drive grinding away, shot 5.5 diskette drive. I offer to help sight unseen, next thing I know I'm on the hook for complete refurbishing of a piece 'o, that still is gonna run like crap even after I do the "Lazurus" trick.

    58. Re:Reconsider by cronius · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then, they call you back and expect you to come right over and fix it "right." In their mind, they paid you to fix the computer and the computer doesn't work.

      That's odd, I feel it's the other way 'round. Whenever I'm doing someone a favour, that favour "hangs in the air", and I might get that favour back someday when I need it, but I need something bigger done, so suddenly I owe them a favour. And this might continue, and so on.

      But with money, when the job is done and I have the money in my hands, it's a common agreement that it's a "done deal". We're simply finished, the job's over. If there's another problem, then it's another job, and more money to be made.

      The exceptions are my siblings and parents where I always do it for free. Anything else would be wierd.

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    59. Re:Reconsider by kaustik · · Score: 1

      Generally, I agree that you are correct. That is why it is helpful (not full proof) to set up their machine in a way that makes it a bit more difficult to screw the thing up. Generally, I install firefox, Spybot with TeaTimer (and tell them to click 'no' on any alerts), maybe Thunderbird. I set up frequent timed scans with NAV. Now Microsoft's Spyware app also has the ability to do nightly scans and automatically clean up what it finds. If they insist on using IE, I tweak the security settings.
      This doesn't solve the problem, but it sure makes the machine go a lot longer before you have to come back. That, and charge them every time, no matter what the issue.

    60. Re:Reconsider by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      You punk-ass bitch

    61. Re:Reconsider by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      I feel bad in some ways

      You should feel bad because you set them up and left them hanging.

      Each of those subsequent instances was billable time and work that you could have done to support them and all you did was tell them to "go call 'X'"

      When you set up the network you took some form of ownership in it and should have reasonably expected to continue supporting it (and you should have also continued to charge for supporting it). As a business, they would have expected and respected that.

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    62. Re:Reconsider by Mesaeus · · Score: 1

      What you could do is a simple triage. For everyone, fix their problems once, for free. Then see how long it takes for them to come back with new problems (there's a big difference between yearly and monthly), what their attitude is about it ("It's all your fault!" vs. "I'm terribly sorry that I ruined your fine work with my immense clumsiness, please please please help me") and most importantly, how they learnt from the previous time. Simply dump those who cannot learn even a few simple things, those who blame you for their own faults and the disasters-at-the-keyboard that manage to fully wreck their pc every two-three months.

      Pick your "clients" among your family/friends carefully, and you will have a lot more spare time AND some family members who will think you're the incarnation of technical prowess and charity on earth.

    63. Re:Reconsider by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      The network yes---their dell computer no. They actually wanted things for free and surprised when i charged them to reinstall software that the OS upgrade killed.

      I made no profit on ordering their Dell computer for them - and it took some time (from research to ordering). So how was it I left them hanging?

      My level of responsibility was actually 3 months of free tech support (which they didn't need at all). One year later they contacted me about things that I was not responsible for (i.e. their Dell computer). When they contacted me about a network issue (something I am "responsible" for), I decided I would only charge them if it was a problem they caused (which it was)...

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    64. Re:Reconsider by danielrose · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed. We had some customer want a bunch of custom programming done for his field sales reps, so they could keep in touch and run bulletin boards and other such nonsense. No problems, but it all had to be done precisely his way, and in the end would have taken around 2 or 3 man months, we quoted him $15000 or so, and he yelled and screamed how can we do this and that and blah blah blah.

      But on the other foot, he would have no questions about charging us $15000 for one of his products/services.
      It pisses me off that GOOD IT people are undervalued so much, and I blame that on the fact that "everyone knows computers"

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    65. Re:Reconsider by Fitch · · Score: 1

      I agree with this consensus wholeheartedly. I got so sick of the heightened expectations ppl have when you ask for compensation. I also hated going to ppl's homes (especially ones I didn't know that well) and having to fend off their dog while he's trying to hump my leg, etc, all while figuring out what garbage their 17 yr old managed to soil their system with, knowing full well that as soon as he used it next there would be all knew garbage to clean off.

      I used to charge a flat fee of $40 for simple things, and $80 / hr for more involved tasks, but in the end it just wasn't a fair trade for the nights and weekends it cut into. Unfortunately, my wife finds it amusing to line up the occaisional freebee job for me now that she knows how much I hate it.

    66. Re:Reconsider by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      The problem is that it's really hard for people to understand the price of custom work. They see that something can be bought from a company for $40 and somehow assume that an exact match for them from you will cost $40.

    67. Re:Reconsider by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      I guess I usually don't care where they get a machine from - they're pretty much the same on the inside. If they needed assistance to get up and running, I would have done so and charged them for it.

      I'm a bit surprised that a business would expect that you would give away expertise - they wouldn't give away product.

      I probably came back a bit hard on you (sorry) - one of the things that ticks me off the most is the poor customer service that IT in general has.

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    68. Re:Reconsider by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      People suddenly think when they hand you $75 they own you.

      The secret is to charge an hourly rate, not a flat rate. Then they know they're only renting you. It works for hookers, why not computer repairmen?

      "Me fix you computer long time! Fifty dollah!"

      If they want to pay $75 (or $50 in my "example") to change their batteries, let them.

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    69. Re:Reconsider by fubar1971 · · Score: 1

      See this post for an easy way to avoid this problem. It at least has worked for me.

    70. Re:Reconsider by Deag · · Score: 2, Insightful

      5) Don't turn on the computer?

    71. Re:Reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never associated a "Leaky faucet" with "plumbing."

      Usually it's more along the lines of "oil change". (take your thumb and poke it near the recipient's butthole.... and say oil change!!!)

    72. Re:Reconsider by Lord+Haha · · Score: 1

      his safe word.

    73. Re:Reconsider by Pantheraleo2k3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Someone who would click 'yes' on every prompt is screwed anyway, no matter what you do, no matter what OS. Ask them, "Would you say 'yes' to everything that some random telemarketer asked and yell at me because you got a lot of strange stuff charged to your credit card bill"? and see how fast they back-pedal

    74. Re:Reconsider by MyHair · · Score: 1

      You gave up sex, drugs and rock and roll to be this good.

      Me defined.

      If my mod points hadn't expired I'd mod you insightful.

    75. Re:Reconsider by germanStefan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yea, for all who listened to what I said, and use firefox, they have been spyware free and no revisites in a week to remove spyware. So I did my job, to fix the problem and to have the computer work for a while. I installed all the plugins I thought were needed so they shouldn't get constant plugin requests. Firefox will only automatically install the plugins it knows about (flash, java...) so a thirst party "plugin" would needed to be downloaded manually from some website and require a lot of user intervention, not the automatic installtion in IE. So yes most users wont be infected as nothing installs itself automatically in firefox.
      A person who knows nothing about security running IE will quickly run into trouble. A person who knows nothing about security running Firefox is going to run into trouble in the long term..
      That is exactly what I'm trying to do. Keep their computer running smoothly for another half year. And if in 6 months some flaw allows some malicious website to infect a computer through firefox, the problem will not be associated with me (as it would if it was in 1 week after I "fixed" it) and thus I retain my good name, and get called over again. I have given up on teaching good computer usage as no user actually runs as non admin. They often isntall stupid programs...nothing I can do about that no matter how often I tell em, so why not just help em for a few months by installing firefox.

    76. Re:Reconsider by malfunct · · Score: 1

      Moreover, once you charge money you may be bound legally to warrenty your work. There are a bunch of legal bits that jump in when you charge money for a professional service like this.

      My solution to the problem was to just say no. I had to repeat it a few times, but it has worked. My friends and family realize that I am just as busy as they are and if I say no they don't take offense to it. If I have time or am feeling generous I help them out but if not then no is the answer. I expect the same in return when I ask for a favor.

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    77. Re:Reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha gave up sex, drugs, rock & roll... what else is there to live for???????

    78. Re:Reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...Jesus, Martin Luther King, Martin Luther, Ghandi [sic], Leo Tolstoy, Walter Cronkite, John Adams, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin..."
      Liberal is always a relative term. For (a stark) example, the government of the Soviet Union decried the liberalism of Ronald Reagan in wanting the liberalization of Soviet government, but in America the same ideals were conservative, i.e., seeking (relatively) to conserve the ideals of John Adams, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin...
      As for Jesus, his only expressed views on government were highly conservative for the time: "Render to Caesar what is Caesar's, and to God what is God's". (The local liberals were advocating liberation from Caesarian taxes). His teachings about social justice and charity never included any admonition to government coercion, and were thus conservative in the modern American sense of conserving the Founders' limits on government power in favor of the free exercise of conscience. In fact, in the modern American context, the only liberal on your list is Walter Cronkite. Tolstoy was leftist, but aggressively anti-government. And Gandhi, though he was a liberal in his society, is far more conservative in the modern American context than Cronkite & ilk. For example, his "One golden rule is to accept the interpretation honestly put on the pledge by the party administering it" is in perfect harmony with Constitutional Constructionism.
      The tag in question ought probably to have read, "Modern American Leftists" instead of "liberals", or better yet, he ought to have kept his "hate" to himself.

    79. Re:Reconsider by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      Unless they are paying a business for a good or service, in which case they aren't filing a 1099 for you. I've gotten a 1099 for years for the work I've done for a certain company because they were paying me and not my business. I'm no longer doing consulting for that company. All new consulting work is paid to my company. Likewise my grandmother had to get 1099s from the leasees of her pastures. She was an individual making more than $600 from an entity (individual in this case). She made them file 1099s for what they paid her for her goods. Or was it the other way around. Let me think, her goods, their money. She was getting the income. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's right. They had to file them for her. Just a side point. Most people don't even think to pay taxes on their side income.

    80. Re:Reconsider by zotz · · Score: 1

      "The problem is that it's really hard for people to understand the price of custom work. They see that something can be bought from a company for $40 and somehow assume that an exact match for them from you will cost $40."

      Sure, so ask them to round up a million of their closest friends who want the same thing and they can all get a copy for $40 each. No problem. You will even throw in free upgrades for the first two years.

      The doctor said I had some sort of new bug but I told him it was a feature. (dR)

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    81. Re:Reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      6) PROFIT!!!

      (I must be new around here...)

    82. Re:Reconsider by danielrose · · Score: 1

      Yep,
      and for some reason they think that their 40 bucks entitles them to free lifetime support for anything that goes wrong..

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    83. Re:Reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If my brother-in-law needs more than I can handle...

      Heh heh, handle...

    84. Re:Reconsider by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1


      My rule is that I will fix friends and family members computers if I happen to have the time and they clearly appreciate my help and don't see it as my obligation. If they offer to pay me, I'll ask for a dinner sometime or just a case of Bass beer.

      My rule is that I'll fix Macs for free, even if it means hours on the phone. I enjoy working on Macs. If you purchased a PC--and that was usually done against my recommendation--we talk about the weather. I have better things to do in life than work on Windows.

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    85. Re:Reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And thus the reason why the liberal shouldn't have replied. Contrasting world views, basically. Those of us who support individual liberty/responsibility teach our users how to take care of themselves. Liberals follow the "someone else's problem" philosophy and believe users shouldn't learn to take care of their computers.

    86. Re:Reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't usually respond to people who reply to .sigs, but:

      Aristotle - "Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved."
      Clearly, this is classical liberalism, which is completely the opposite of the modern US definition of the word. Classical liberalism refers to the latin libre, freedom/liberty. In the modern US, the values of liberty and equality are in conflict in that we're trying to strike a balance between them. Increasing equality generally decreases liberty and vice versa, to some extent. The virtue of liberty is espoused by conservatives whereas the virtue of equality is espoused by liberals. Classical liberalism is closest to modern libertarianism.

      So you wouldn't want replies from Jesus, Martin Luther King, Martin Luther, Ghandi, Leo Tolstoy, Walter Cronkite, John Adams, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin...
      Adams, Washington, Jefferson, and Franklin were certainly not modern liberals because they essentially espoused lasiz-faire economics. Jesus, Luther, and Ghandi don't fit very well into political stereotypes because they generally focused on moral issues rather than political ones. They all espoused liberty, however. As for Tolstoy and Cronkite, I don't really know, but assuming they follow the pattern of the group they're in, they would also not be modern liberals.

    87. Re:Reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be glad to charge someone $75 to change their mouse batteries. Hell, I'd be glad to charge them $75 for the one-time event of plugging in a USB optical mouse that doesn't need batteries!

    88. Re:Reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Been there. I've only fired one client, because he had a "I paid once for you to fix something, therefore I'm not paying for anything else" attitude. Sign off's are your friend.

      I make sure my clients are aware that virus/spyware cleanups have no warranty. I'll tell you what you're doing wrong, I'll try to block it from coming in, but all cleanups are billable.

      1. If I can't wipe the box, I can't be sure I've got everything.
      2. I've had people reinfect their systems with the same virus hours after I leave.

    89. Re:Reconsider by leecn · · Score: 1

      I just read a bunch of your posts, this is the only one that doesnt indicate that you are a complete moron. Congratulations - the medication must be working.

    90. Re:Reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Examples? Cite specific comments and why you believe they indicate that I am a "complete moron."

      I'm waiting.

    91. Re:Reconsider by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      I agree. He/she shouldn't feel bad at all. I charge for ALL my work as straight time. Works well for me, and those that don't wish to pay don't get their computers worked on. Being an alpha geek is good, those skills are worth money, why feel bad about taking money in exchange for use of those skills? It's not like being a whore.

    92. Re:Reconsider by defile · · Score: 1

      It pisses me off that GOOD IT people are undervalued so much, and I blame that on the fact that "everyone knows computers"

      Everyone knows computers when it comes to installing Windows, but nobody knows shit when the computer suddenly won't boot and every technician they talk to says the data is lost and reinstalling is their only option.

      When you recover it, then they see why you charge the rate you do. Then they go an entire month or so without complaining about it. ;)

    93. Re:Reconsider by fingusernames · · Score: 1

      A standard part of a corporate vendor relationship is giving your client information, such as your EIN. For your information, they are legally required to file a 1099 with the IRS covering all payments that they made to you in any year where the total exceeded $600.

      Actually... from the IRS instructions for 1099-MISC:

      Exceptions. Some payments are not required to be reported on Form 1099-MISC, although they may be taxable to the recipient. Payments for which a Form 1099-MISC is not required include:

      Generally, payments to a corporation; but see Payments reportable to corporations on page MISC-2;


      You are not required to file a 1099 for payments to any form of a corporation, except for these specific exceptions:

      Medical and health care payments reported in box 6.
      Fish purchases for cash reported in box 7.
      Attorneys' fees reported in box 7.
      Gross proceeds paid to an attorney reported in box 14.
      Substitute payments in lieu of dividends or tax-exempt interest reported in box 8.
      Payments by a Federal executive agency for services (vendors) reported in box 7.


      It is not the form of the corporation that matters, it is the payment.

      So in this case, if the vendor is a corporation, then the client need not file a 1099.

      Larry

    94. Re:Reconsider by danielrose · · Score: 1

      I had a call like this once, the customer told me that they had tens of thousands of dollars worth of data on the drive.. the customer had taken the system to 3 computer stores, only to have them say nothing could be done.. so they brought it to us (we don't specialise in data recovery, but it can be done..)
      I pulled it up, recovered the lot in less than an hour (rebuild the partition table, and the MFT), called the customer and let them know it would cost them about 100 bucks, they said that was way to expensive and they "knew someone" who would do it for 20 bucks. I said fine, and promptly disintegrated all remnants of data from the drive. :) You get what you pay for

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    95. Re:Reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5) don't run as local administrator (or power user on XP Pro)

    96. Re:Reconsider by leecn · · Score: 1

      eat me, i dont have to provide you with anything you vacuous idiot

    97. Re:Reconsider by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 1
      What's "doorknobs" your secret word for?

      Well, let's see...

      1. It's smooth and round.
      2. It protrudes.
      3. Sometimes you have to crank it real hard.

      I think that should be clear enough. :)

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    98. Re:Reconsider by QuestorTapes · · Score: 1

      One thing I think can cause conflicts with family is when you and the family member value your time differently. I have some relatives I won't do support for, simply because their time is worth nothing to them, and they suck up my time as if it means nothing to me.

      Some people will spend hundreds of hours trying to get cheap garbage hardware working (like no-name sound cards or modems), rather than spend $20 for something that works.

      I've been in situations where I've manually reconfigured the same modem 10 times in 6 months, because the relative reinstalls the same cute, but useless software package that kills it. Finally, you just give up.

    99. Re:Reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You gave up sex, drugs and rock and roll to be this good. Make it pay off. ;)"

      I only gave up the sex. It got in the way of the drugs and rock & roll.

    100. Re:Reconsider by reflash · · Score: 1

      I have to agree about reconsidering getting in to this. I used to do this on the side and made a fair amount of money at it. Then I got the client from hell. She was an aquaintance of my wife's and seemed to think that entitled her to a host of "extras." I went to her house and fixed the problems (viruses, spyware, replaced the frayed cable going to the cable modem, etc.). I also cleared the cache & deleted all of the cookies (she said she didn't login to any websites and didn't use the internet for anything but email anyway). She didn't have the money to pay me and said that she would give it to my wife the next day.

      I barely made it home and the phone is ringing - it's her... "You lost all of my email! I'm not paying you unless you get it back." Another trip to her house. I found the missing email (which I never touched to begin with) in her Deleted Items folder. I patiently explained that she had deleted it, and that I hadn't even opened her email client (she was right there during the entire initial process). Restored it. Her husband came home during this, so I asked for payment. He paid me.

      I barely walked in the door at home and the phone is ringing again - it's her... "I knew we shouldn't have paid you! This f--king computer is doing the same things again! If you don't come & fix it right, I'm gonna sue you!" Yet another trip out to the house. I looked at the cookies, and there was a million of them from every imaginable porn site on the web. It seems that hubby has a hobby... I pulled him aside and suggested that he try to restrain himself. I also told him that I would be back the next day (Saturday) to fix it again, but only if the wife wasn't home, and only if he paid me right then and there. He did, she wasn't and I did.

      For the next 3 months, every time the slightest thing went wrong, she was on the phone, screaming threats at me (or my wife). I finally told her that I am no longer in that business. And I'm not.

    101. Re:Reconsider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's really a shame. I thought you could make an argument to back up your original statement. But it appears you cannot - how tragic. Just more swine that is jealous of me.

      And guess what moron - I never said you "had to" back up your statement, I merely requested it. Just because you know English words does not mean you know English apparently. I hope you get cancer.

    102. Re:Reconsider by leecn · · Score: 1

      Ooh the smart woman thinks I am jealous of her! I have no idea how smart you are, and you may well be smarter than me (although as a member of the general population is is statistically unlikely - but entirely possible), and you know what, I dont care, at all. So go ahead and scratch me off your "I'm smarter smarter than" list, you pathetic loser.

      It has been my experience that the people who go around telling others how smart they are, invariably have some social problems.

  6. $90. by JaffaKREE · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If they balk, then they can go somewhere else. It's just too time-consuming.

    1. Re:$90. by jonfromspace · · Score: 1

      Agreed, I charge $80/hr (1hr min) and have never had anyone complain, in fact, most people feel they are getting a great deal. I do quality work and will go to their house. Home service alone puts you on a higher plain than any retail outlet.

      Most people who own a computer but do not poses the skills to keep it running are more than happy to drop a couple hundred bucks to eliminate a headache.

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    2. Re:$90. by BaldGhoti · · Score: 1

      I tried charging that amount for a while, but it was costing me business. Probably a regional thing.

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  7. FP FP FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Frostylicious

  8. Are you kidding? by HardCase · · Score: 3, Funny

    You couldn't pay me enough!

  9. Not enough by mattkime · · Score: 1

    Not enough.

    (...but he best way to go is to try to exchange favor for favor. Both sides are usually quite happy with this.)

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  10. What you need.. by rylin · · Score: 1

    What you need is clearly the best support-system in the world: the Pint Support System.

    1. Re:What you need.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No relevant results on google, care to elaborate?

    2. Re:What you need.. by rylin · · Score: 1

      Sure, but that'll be one pint :)

    3. Re:What you need.. by jayfehr · · Score: 1

      Agreed, for family and friends its dinner or beer. Anyone else is $60/hr, and friends of friends fall into this category. This has worked so well that I sometimes get free meals because they fixed it themselves after they remember something I mentioned to someone else, and others only call when they really need the help.

  11. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I ask for One Miiiilllllliiiiiioooonnn Dollllaarrrsss.

  12. I barter.... by FalconZero · · Score: 5, Interesting
    When I end up fixing computers for people I know, I usually don't charge, but end up having a favour(s) in pocket, I've ended up with :
    • A free accountant
    • A builder who rebuilt part of my roof
    • A mechanic who services my car for free
    • A company director who throws consultancy my way
    • and a lawyer (who I thankfull havn't had to use yet)
    ...all I *need* now is a stockbroker :D
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    1. Re:I barter.... by LiNKz · · Score: 1

      I like that. I've done the same, just haven't came out that well ;)

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    2. Re:I barter.... by winkydink · · Score: 5, Funny
      ...all I *need* now is a stockbroker :D

      given up on getting a girlfriend, eh? :)

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    3. Re:I barter.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you want to pocket a favour from a girl with viruses and trojans?

      Oh come on, that is hillarious!!!!

    4. Re:I barter.... by Kevria · · Score: 1

      I ended up with kid sitter services for saving my neighbors daughters computer twice from Kazaa induced hell.

    5. Re:I barter.... by Little_Grabbi · · Score: 1

      Pretty much what I do... my whole fire company has had me fixing their computers at some point, I get 10% off at the gas station because I fixed their IT in 2003 (and do tech support every 6 months or so). Quite useful for someone who drives 60 km each day to get to work. Now sometimes I do charge money, (If I don't see any service that guy can offer as a favor) usually 10/hour for basic errortrapping, price for spyware removal is 50 if I can fix it, 25 if I can't. Format"*" and reinstall of basic programs is also 50. Also, I give DVDs to my customers that contain the essentials, meaning they are bootable (knoppix), and also contain various windows software (Ad-aware, antivir, zone alarm, open office, firefox, the bat, you knwo, essentials).

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    6. Re:I barter.... by AviLazar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Where is this illegal? I do something for you as a favour and sometime down the road you do me a favour. This isn't politics (public office) or something that could hurt the public (like informing your biggest shareholder to sell prior to your company making a bad news announcement).

      Nothing illegal about this - and it would be hard to make illegal... "Hm Your Honor, my brother fixes my car for free...and yes I do fix his computer for free...he is my brother afterall"

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    7. Re:I barter.... by FalconZero · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...I'm not going to get into 'favours in pocket' involving my girlfriend...

      [I get away with this 'cause she doesn't read /. :)]

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    8. Re:I barter.... by chinakow · · Score: 1

      Barter is illegal? got any references? Seriously, I really am not trying to be an ass.

    9. Re:I barter.... by jwegy · · Score: 1

      I charge $20 - $50(usd) per hour depending on the job. I've decided that the extra income that is available from this type of work can't be turned down.

      Bartering is a good and interesting approach, and I do that to a certain extent.

      I usually limit the bartering to my friends. I know mechanics, an electrician, some people in the legal field, and some people in contruction. I will barter with them, but its more of a friendly favor. I ask for help, and they ask me for help.

      The main benefit that bartering with my friends gets me is references. Since I do good, quality work on the cheap, they have no problem recommending me to their friends(who will be charged)

      Upon taking on any job for a friend, I'll mention how much I would normally charge for this type of work. I also tell them that if they come to know of anyone that needs work, send them my way. They all get a few of my personal business cards.

    10. Re:I barter.... by crimoid · · Score: 1

      Assuming you live in the USA...

      Barter is most certainly not illegal. As long as money doesn't exchange hands on either side of the transaction the government can't say boo about it.

    11. Re:I barter.... by Lispy · · Score: 1

      Hm. Sorry, I got a bit confused actually.
      It is illegal to fix someones computer and get paid for it with paying taxes.

      It is bad style to exchange favour since this is giving the professionals a hard time to compete when they have to fully pay the VAX.

    12. Re:I barter.... by DoorFrame · · Score: 1

      Uh, you can tax it. In fact, there's a question on your taxes explicity about work done for barter.

    13. Re:I barter.... by tm2b · · Score: 1

      Barter itself isn't illegal, but not reporting it as income is. You have to pay taxes on its fair market value.

      One reference: http://www.allbusiness.com/articles/content/1153-3 5-1954.html

      --
      "It is our blasphemy which has made us great, and will sustain us, and which the gods secretly admire in us." - Zelazny
    14. Re:I barter.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you forgot the old spinster that pays in sex

    15. Re:I barter.... by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Not in the US it isn't. Of course, I assume you aren't american if you have a value added tax. In the US work for barter is quite legal and fairly common.

      As for bad style- umm, no. If a professional doesn't give better service and have more knowledge than an amateur, he doesn't deserve to get hired. You have no right to make money on your buisness, only a right to try to.

      --
      I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
    16. Re:I barter.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Barter is not illegal and the practice may well be one of the factors keeping todays nations from economic collapse.

      Failing to declare the value of the barter transaction as income is illegal but then so is failing to declare the $500 you got from your aunt at Christmas.

    17. Re:I barter.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's nothing illegal about barter, you just have to decare it on your taxes. The trick is decaring it in a way that doesn't cause more problems, so most people don't declare it, which is illlegal. If it's just a hobby, you have nothing to worry about, but if you are a business, you'd better make sure handle it right. I doubt the guy who did his roof followed the law. Just a guess.

    18. Re:I barter.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously, a Brit. The citizen of a country where they have TV detector vans to make sure everyone pays his TV license.

      Barter is okay throughout most of the rest of the world.

    19. Re:I barter.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [I get away with this 'cause she doesn't read /. :)]

      But of course... it's kinda hard to read Slashdot when you DON'T EXIST!

      :-P

    20. Re:I barter.... by bigberk · · Score: 1
      I usually don't charge, but end up having a favour(s) in pocket
      Yes! This is exactly the way to approach something of this nature. In fact, at my business school I have often overheard computer illiterate accountants and marketing people mention they have reciprocal service arrangements with computer professionals. Too bad the marketing people are so useless ;)

      Remember, you're ahead of the game whenever you can keep money out of the system. When a professional renders their services they must collect tax. If there is no money exchanged, there is no tax to collect. You don't even have to keep a record of the service. The professional's income does not increase (again, good for taxes).
    21. Re:I barter.... by rwven · · Score: 1

      My dad is a Master Electrician and he's been doing this sort of thing for years. He's gotten everything from free paint jobs on my old car, to drywalling our downstairs to masonry work done by clients who he's traded services with. He charges 50 bucks an hour or something to people who don't have a service that he wants and need a freelance electrician...

    22. Re:I barter.... by Dekks · · Score: 1

      I believe they were referring to him getting consultancy thrown his way, but again thats not really illegal unless it was public bid contacts etc, but even then you could argue that based on prior experience in working with him he awared him the work etc.

    23. Re:I barter.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not illegal, but if the IRS finds out you're doing a lot of stuff via barter and you declare no income, they will audit your ass. They have a big list of "suggested" values for things and services, and they will calculate your income based on the value of things and services you've received in exchange for your time and effort.

      Oh, and you will have to pay the 15% social security tax as a self-employed person...

    24. Re:I barter.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      ...I'm not going to get into 'favours in pocket' involving my girlfriend...

      [I get away with this 'cause she doesn't read /. :)]

      ...but I do.

      Home. NOW.

      -- Your wife

    25. Re:I barter.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, reporting no income and claiming deductions for things like child care, home morgage interest, etc. will get the IRS to come down hard on you.

      The IRS has a lonnnng list of goods, services and their guestimated value, and they will make you estimate an income, figure out your tax, and probably make you pay self-employement social security tax as well.

      Or, you can accept cash from someone, up to ~$1000/yr.

      You gotta be careful, because you could get "1099"'d from someone who might be trying to deduct your work from their taxes...

    26. Re:I barter.... by Nkwe · · Score: 1
      It is bad style to exchange favour since this is giving the professionals a hard time to compete when they have to fully pay the VAX.

      I hope by now you have fully paid for your VAX. The DEC guys were good with thier support contracts, but not that good. Maybe its time to remove it from the books.

    27. Re:I barter.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, if only the girls would be my fuckbuddy for tech support. I wonder what the conversion would be though, every time you come over to fix her computer she gives you head under the desk?

      Yeah, and some day winged piggies will fly out of my ass and into the sky to drop rainbow skittles on the children.

    28. Re:I barter.... by chinakow · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info tm2b, it is good that I do not own a business, I would have never considered this as a taxable item.

    29. Re:I barter.... by wetdogjp · · Score: 1

      I use the bartering approach myself. I recently cleaned a load of spyware off of a guy's Windows box and set him up with Firefox. In return, he helped me install a new alternator in my VW bus.

      I really like the bartering system. Trading skills, especially around family and friends, seems more politically correct than just asking for money. I think it would make Miss Manners happy.

      -Ding

    30. Re:I barter.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent is an idiot.

    31. Re:I barter.... by brjndr · · Score: 2, Informative

      IANAL (yet). I went to law school, and am doing a masters in taxation, then I'll take the bar in July (then I'll be a lawyer). Here's what I've learned about the situation.

      Barter is not illegal, but bartering of professional services requires recognition of services received as income.

      If I, a lawyer, write your will, and you, an IT professional, fix my computer, we have to recognize the value of the services received (computer fixed for me, will for you) as income, and thus increase our gross income, and likely pay more tax. This prevent professionals from never paying any taxes by simply bartering all their services for things they need. Once upon a time the U.S. was filled with bartering clubs full of professionals who were able to avoid paying large sums of tax, until the IRS cracked down.

      If you need clarification or advice, see an accountant or lawyer (an accountant should be able to handle these kind of questions, and would be much cheaper)

    32. Re:I barter.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you can do a favor for someone, no strings attached, because you like them, and they can do a favor for you, because they like you. If the value of the favor is less than 10,000, it's a non-taxable gift. You just can't do quid-pro-quo exchanges.

    33. Re:I barter.... by ozamosi · · Score: 0, Funny

      I doubt it. He already has a lawyer that is prepared to work for him for free.

    34. Re:I barter.... by mollyhackit · · Score: 1

      Doesn't sound like you've earned any money to invest.

    35. Re:I barter.... by ninewands · · Score: 1

      The government can't say boo about it, but you had better read the definition of "Income" in the Internal Revenue Code before you decide you don't need to declare the value of goods acquired through barter as income.

      Hell, you even have to declare the proceeds of illegal activities as income unless you want to go the way of Al Capone. As a federal judge told a madame just before he sentenced her to federal prison for income tax evasion, "Madame, the wages of sin are, indeed, taxable."

    36. Re:I barter.... by scgallafent · · Score: 1

      This is correct. My father ran a health club years ago and was a member of a local barter group. There eventually came a point where they had to deal with taxation issues, not just from an income standpoint but also from a sales tax standpoint. (Both of which are just an excuse for me to spend more time doing paperwork - bleech!)

    37. Re:I barter.... by CmdrObvious · · Score: 1

      Last week i got my garge door fixed and serviced and lubed (i know, i know, but really, if you get the springs lubed up, they really work alot better) all for about an hour of running adaware and burning one cd its all good.

    38. Re:I barter.... by Lispy · · Score: 1

      To clarify: yes, actually I am german.
      16% VAX. Ouch ;-)

    39. Re:I barter.... by C10H14N2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's called service "IN-KIND" and it has value. Just because you don't use money in the transaction doesn't mean you haven't generated income. I mean, think about it, you might as well argue that you performed some service and someone gave you a Ferrari, but god-gosh-golly why would the IRS think that was "income?" Sure, they aren't going to go after you for fixing the family computers, but if you start bartering to the point where your reported income doesn't remotely match the mean for where you live (or certain easily traceable items like your house(s) and/or car(s)), expect a not-so-friendly vist from your local IRS auditor. But, if you barter in the form "provided xyz service of value: $N to JimBob" and JimBob does the same in kind and you both report it, yes, it is 100% perfectly legal. Obviously, though, none of this applies to fixing your mom's computer in exchange for Apple Betty and Tea. Now, if you provided some service and your mother gave you said Ferrari in exchange, you'd best be making and keeping receipts.

    40. Re:I barter.... by sweetpeet · · Score: 1

      Try telling that to the IRS.

    41. Re:I barter.... by Lispy · · Score: 1

      German after all. But close. ;-)
      And don't tell noone about my TV, will you?

    42. Re:I barter.... by SmokeHalo · · Score: 0

      given up on getting a girlfriend, eh? :)

      Well, he is a Slashdot reader...

      Besides, a good stockbroker who will trade services can be difficult to find. Meanwhile, the girlfriend can wait (unless he lost his right hand in a tragic accident). ;)

      --
      I'm not good in groups. It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent. - Q
    43. Re:I barter.... by 0racle · · Score: 1

      What about the other part of your roof?

      Personally I don't do any work for anyone. 30s after I leave its going to have a problem again and they will try and argue that its my fault. I don't care how close of a friend they are, they're too much of a hassle when you do favors for them.

      --
      "I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are."
    44. Re:I barter.... by carpundit · · Score: 1

      The $500 from your aunt at Christmas is NOT taxable. (Unless, of course, you're in a rich family and she already gave you the $11,000 tax-free any one person can give any other each year.)

    45. Re:I barter.... by Kehvarl · · Score: 2, Funny

      [I get away with this 'cause she doesn't read /. :)]

      As far as you know.

    46. Re:I barter.... by hackstraw · · Score: 1


      Technically according to the law receiving services for "free" is considered income and it should be reported on your taxes.

    47. Re:I barter.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Where is this illegal? In the UK for one.

      Here, you have to pay tax if your left hand pays your right hand to do something. If you give your wife money to support your child, then she is receiving payment for child minding, and needs to pay income tax. Even if you live together!

      And its getting worse.

    48. Re:I barter.... by jimand · · Score: 1

      why do you need a stockbroker? doesn't sound like you have any money.

    49. Re:I barter.... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      It's called service "IN-KIND" and it has value. Just because you don't use money in the transaction doesn't mean you haven't generated income.

      Try and track it. Sure it technically isn't legal, but they make up for it by blowing billions on corporate welfare.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    50. Re:I barter.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Boy, you are in big trouble!

      - Sara

    51. Re:I barter.... by Y0tsuya · · Score: 1

      And you know that he uses his right hand because...?

    52. Re:I barter.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to go!

      Personally I've completely renounced bartering, as I ALWAYS got the short end of the deal.

      People simply cannot understand how much time, effort, and skill it can take to deal with these things.

      Recently I even turned down free medical care & unlimited Rx samples as needed. The fact is, I'd rather pay cash than work for 5 hours in exchange for a 10 minute doctor's consultation with no guarantee of a correct diagnosis, let alone a cure. IMNSHBCO, my time is far more valuable than that of some witch doctor.

      When doctors go on strike, mortality rates plummet anyway. It's a fact.

    53. Re:I barter.... by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      ...they don't have to track ANYTHING to flag you for an audit. Simply falling outside of statistical parameters will guarantee you an audit. ...and they won't give two shits about your opinion of federal fiscal policy when they come back and recalulate your income, disallow all your deductions and slap on five years of interest, penalties and a stack of legal fees and attach it to every asset possible as well as force any employer you have until it is paid off to garnish your wages and slap a nice record on your credit reports guaranteeing you won't be able to so much as get a credit account at The Gap.

      But hey, go ahead...

    54. Re:I barter.... by aaron12345 · · Score: 1

      I set up a simple website for a dentist friend in exchange for some dental work. As he's sitting there drilling on my teeth i thought "he went to school for 8 years to learn how to do this....i read a book, he's getting screwed"

    55. Re:I barter.... by Parinioa · · Score: 1

      I got a girlfriend out of fixing a computer once. Let me tell you, it ain't all it's chalked up to be.

    56. Re:I barter.... by ets960 · · Score: 1

      I like the DVD idea- could you explain a little more about what you have on the DVD? What knoppix are you using, and how is everything set up. I think that would be a great idea to give to some of my customers... Maybe I'll see if I can fit some on a CD for those that don't have DVD roms.

    57. Re:I barter.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time for time. If it takes you an hour to fix the computer, you get an hour of sexual favors.

    58. Re:I barter.... by zotz · · Score: 1

      Just go on thye dole. It is so much more simple. Let someon else pay your bills.

      What would the taxman think of your victory garden? Can you pay him in kind?

      If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet...
      Fab Four

      --
      FreeMusicPush If you want to see more Free Music made, listen to Free
    59. Re:I barter.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stockbrokers are amateurs, best strategy...ask your accountant buddies (assuming they follow the market) if they could recommend just one stock pick for you to invest in for the year that they feel is guaranteed to realize returns on investment. Get opinions from 10 different accountants\finance professionals and you've got yourself a pretty good diversified portfolio.

      Fair disclosure: I learned this technique from reading the book "The Millionaire Next Door."

    60. Re:I barter.... by bLindmOnkey · · Score: 1

      As an "alpha geek" teenager who helps two elderly people with their computer, it's amazing how desperate they can be when they have a computer problem. Although I charge them $25/hour, Like Falcon, my parents got a free tax laywer which they're happy about.

    61. Re:I barter.... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Simply falling outside of statistical parameters will guarantee you an audit.

      According to the IRS, fraud is rather common, and they lack the resources to pursue all of it. The largest incident of tax fraud that went unpunished in recent years is aroud $50M, so you can defraud uncle sam if you're smart about it and don't make a lot of noise. Naturally, there's risk associated, but you choose your own comfort level.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    62. Re:I barter.... by Razzak · · Score: 1

      I read that as "she doesn't read."

    63. Re:I barter.... by winkydink · · Score: 1

      Surely you've heard the saying, "Righty tighty, lefty loosey"? :)

      --

      "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

  13. Beer by Xocet_00 · · Score: 1

    A six-pack of Sleeman's Honey Brown is a reasonable generic fee for informal tech support to friends.

    1. Re:Beer by RazorJ_2000 · · Score: 1

      Ahh, a fellow Canadian!

      --
      pi=sigma{n:0-infinity}[(1/16)^n][(4/(8n+1))-(2/(8n +4))-(1/ (8n+5))-(1/(8n+6))]
    2. Re:Beer by Xocet_00 · · Score: 1

      I do love my domestic beers.

    3. Re:Beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My going rate is a bottle of Rioja. I prefer a Gran Reserva, but will settle for a Reserva, if from a known vineyard. If I do not like the person I do maintenace for, its also 50 + 30/h.

  14. Rates: by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

    $50 just to come look at it and determine if I can do anything about it, $50/hour after that (first hour is free). I know some folks that charge more ($75-100 just for the housecall).

    --
    If you were me, you'd be good lookin'. - six string samurai
  15. $10-15 an hour depending on the person. by brainboyz · · Score: 1

    Not much if I know someone that knows them.
    Usually dinner and a favor from family.

    1. Re:$10-15 an hour depending on the person. by Colz+Grigor · · Score: 1

      You can't be still in high school...

      Your time must be more valuable than that...

    2. Re:$10-15 an hour depending on the person. by Preeminence · · Score: 1

      Damn, I'm a high-schooler and even I charge $25 an hour plus $10 for showing up (I've had several "just change your preferences" fixes that lasted 45 seconds). But along with the general sentiment of the responses - unless you need the money for heroin or something, it's not worth it. I get called back to fix the same computers every two months or less. They keep trying to make more idiot-proof computers, but we just keep making better idiots.

    3. Re:$10-15 an hour depending on the person. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I only charge $15 per hour for regular tech work (not
      onsite work though). $100 for building computers ($50 for hardware and $50 for software). Thing is I get repeat business and good word of mouth advertising. On top of which I almost always get tips not that I expect them. It's a nice supplement to my crappy tech job and I don't have to do it that often.

    4. Re:$10-15 an hour depending on the person. by brainboyz · · Score: 1

      Thats for friends. And my time more valuable? Tell that to my boss. Unfortunately, he works around my college classes schedule so I'm fairly stuck for now.

  16. Still Friends? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If you want to keep them as friends, I would not charge them. Either do it for free - or don't do it at all.

    1. Re:Still Friends? by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

      The best part is, I've let my Windoze skills atrophy to the point where I'm pretty useless when it comes to registry hacking and the like.

      Using only Linux and Mac OS X for 5-6 years will do that to you. It's a blessed relief. I feel a strange, sublime disconnect from the whole world of adware, spyware, macro viri, popups, banner ads, etc...

      So no 'mortal' I know bugs me unless they've got a Mac, in which case they rarely need any help anyway.

  17. Favor Exchanges by Wanderer1 · · Score: 1

    You will find that business professionals like lawyers and accountants generally exchange services. Look for barter opportunities, they are more plentiful especially with family and friends.

  18. that depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    man or ugly woman: $20/hr
    hot woman: blowjob

  19. Not worth it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No amount of money is worth it!

  20. Use Linux as a model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux is free, why would you want to charge? From each according to their ability, to each according to their need. You have the ability to fix computar problems, your friends and families are having trouble and need repairs. Charging is unethical in this situation, pay attention to teh common good - ytou wouldn't like it if you had to pay for Linux, would you?

    1. Re:Use Linux as a model by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      If they were using Linux and being a part of that community- they wouldn't need the service in the first place because there is no spyware that I'm aware of that targets Linux.

      --
      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    2. Re:Use Linux as a model by Ruud+Althuizen · · Score: 1

      But then you will get someone who is new to the OS, and you probably know what is worse ;-). And you must also understand why there aren't that many spyware sites targeting Linux: not main-stream. Take for instance the recent developments of spyware targeting firefox. If it wasn't getting as popular as it has gotten in the past few year(s) then there wouldn't have been idea's to target it. Some goes for the virusses for Linux.

      --
      **TODO** Steal someone elses sig.
    3. Re:Use Linux as a model by AndyL · · Score: 1

      Yay, a Linux == Communism troll.

      It's pretty obvious that software only has to be created once and then everybody can download it.

      He's not likely to fix a million computers at once.

    4. Re:Use Linux as a model by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      But then you will get someone who is new to the OS, and you probably know what is worse ;-).

      They're new to computers anyway- teach them Windows or Debian, it's the same damned learning curve.

      And you must also understand why there aren't that many spyware sites targeting Linux: not main-stream.

      Yeah, so? We're talking about home machines, not business machines. Doesn't matter what OS they are running.

      Take for instance the recent developments of spyware targeting firefox.

      True enough. It's rising in popularity, and has a big damned gaping hole in the Netscape Add In browser helper scheme.

      If it wasn't getting as popular as it has gotten in the past few year(s) then there wouldn't have been idea's to target it. Some goes for the virusses for Linux.

      True enough also- but the point is if you had given grandma a Linux machine to begin with so she could e-mail the grandkids in her retirement, you wouldn't be cleaning it for spyware now. If EVERYBODY had given Grandma Linux- then you probably would, but we'd all be reading accounts of that strange little company that went out of business in the Redmond County Museum.

      --
      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    5. Re:Use Linux as a model by Fyre2012 · · Score: 1

      True

      BUT

      Lets say you help them out and install Linux... you are now their full time support person (ass you're probably the only one they know who knows what Linux even is...) and now instead of spyware problems, you'll end up doing alot more work with teaching them a whole new operating system.

      So, tell me again... Where's the start button?

      *sigh*

      IMHO, I say charge $40/hr, remove the spy/junkware/trojans/viruses etc, install a decent Anti-virus prog (not norton cuz it's a bitch to uninstall if the need arises[like if it gets broken by a virus])

      set it to auto-update

      repeat for seperate trojan/firewall/spyware software

      set windows update to auto

      tell them how to avoid service calls in the future, knowing full well they will be coming anyways...

      and when the do, just charge them twice as much, make it take twice as long (read: let it sit in the basement for a couple of days before working on it...) say it took twice as long and was twice as hard to fix.

      if they ask questions, just pull the 'excuse of the day' book (read: BOFH manual)

      sorry, it was because of solar flares and sunspots, had to wait on a new software update from Microsoft to reconfigure it. After that, i had to defragment the hard disk, and then sweep through the registry...

      I thought about just hooking them up with Linux, but then i thought twice. I use it, but I know what I'm doing...

      --
      This is not the greatest .sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
    6. Re:Use Linux as a model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMHO, I say charge $40/hr, remove the spy/junkware/trojans/viruses etc, install a decent Anti-virus prog (not norton cuz it's a bitch to uninstall if the need arises[like if it gets broken by a virus])

      I agree on both the price and norton antivirus comment.. I want to add; don't install Mcafee either, it requres ActiveX to be turned on in IE to work completely. (I tech support for people in my comunity, I charge $20 an hour .. I could probably charge more, but in the rural comunity I'm in (village of 600 people) I'd really be cutting the throats of some customers)

      One client has an issue with spyware and I'd switch him over to FireFox but the primary use for his computer is to go to a website that favors IE.

      hmmm maybe I should switch him over from Mcafee to AVG.

  21. Whatever the market will bear by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Informative

    Right now I'm going to college and I don't have time for a real job so I work here in the IT department as a federal work study intern. It's pretty silly, because I have as much experience as anyone here, and more in some cases, but that's the way the cookie crumbled. I only charge people $35/hr because this is an academic environment and people (outside of administration) are not wealthy. However, I charge the same amount for the time I spend driving somewhere, which mostly means people just bring me their systems and I work on them at home. It works out well for me, because I can make some extra money on the weekends and so on. I don't do too much work like this though, because even at that price it's more than a lot of them can afford.

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    1. Re:Whatever the market will bear by Salvo · · Score: 1

      As a side benefit of having them take their computer to you, Problems like the Keyboard not being plugged in properly or a Faulty Monitor are not your problem.

      I have dozens of calls from friends and relatives complaining that the mouse doesn't work... I have them check the USB Cable and Voilá! Problem solved, and they're more likely to solve any future problems themselves.

  22. Going Rate by basilisk12 · · Score: 1

    CompUSA, as an example charges $75 an hour for labor, so I don't feel so bad charging $50 an hour for my services.

    Most people just take it as a tax writeoff anyway.

  23. Non-w2? $75/hr at least. by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

    If you don't have a retainer or any kind of lenghty relationship with the client, I would recommend at least $75/hr.

    You could probably go for less, but I would only do so if they pay in cash on the spot. Mmm... Untrackable, untaxable cash......

  24. Don't do it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a waste of your time. PC Hardware is as worthless as old 78's in today's world. Make it clear that you will only fix PCs belonging to your immediate family. Another strategy is being rude to others so that they dare not even ask.

  25. dr evil says by chubbyj · · Score: 0

    I demand the sum... OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.

  26. Charge for your time by nooch · · Score: 1


    $100 an hour, one hour minimum. They provide software. Bottom line, is I rarely do this anymore. It is just not a good use of my time. If they wanted their computer to work right, they would've listened to what I told them in the first place. Idiots. :P

    -J

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  27. One word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Beer.

    On the plus side, you can always sell beer for cash - and the price of beer is always rising and dollar always falling so you can't go wrong.

  28. charging friends? by rm999 · · Score: 1

    I would never charge a friend. Just seems too weird. If I don't have time I would usually just refer them to a url to fix their problem. It's always better to teach people how to fix their problems than constantly help them.

    For a non-friend, I would charge 20-30/hour (i am a poor college student so that's more than enough for me).

    1. Re:charging friends? by utlemming · · Score: 1

      Up at my univserity, free high speed internet is the thing. This summer a virus/spyware epicdemic hit one of the college apartments. So some of my friends asked me to fix their computer. Then it snowballed. Since I am poor, and knowing that they are poor, I had to do something that would make it so I wasn't fixing all the computers for free, and limit the amount of time that I was spending on fixing the comptuers. I started to charge 3 dozen Oatmeal Raisen cookies for each computer repair job. It worked quite well for all parties involved. Now I am not fixing computers every waking minute, and on occasion I come back to my apartment to find a computer with 3 dozen oatmeal raisen cookies sitting on my bed. My room mates get free support, for the most part.

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  29. Depends... by ZSpade · · Score: 2, Funny

    $60 an hour for regular users.
    $90 an hour for large networks.
    $300 an hour, if you're family.

    Not having to waste all my time on family freebies, priceless.

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  30. Cell Phone Min by msheppard · · Score: 1

    I don't charge my family, but last month I decided I may have to change that plan. I spent over 30min on the phon with them doign computer support (no the OTHER any key) and it put me over the cell plan min and cost ME money.

    However: I probably won't charge my sister, she's an Emergency Room Physcian... and you'd be suprised how convient it is to have one of those around.

    M@

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  31. I'm in the same boat by macdaddy · · Score: 5, Informative
    I've been wondering the same thing. I too used to do free tech support for anyone with a Mac. I'd do PC support for any of my friends and family and anyone they told. I always turned down any money. The local phone company/ISP used to refer people to me for support issues and I'd do it for free. That in HS. That was also before I realized that the phone company was making $$ off of my efforts (me keeping their customers happy for free). My Junior or Senior year (I forget which) that phone company hired me for tech support purposes. That was some time ago. In college I was always giving someone a hand. It didn't help matters much that I also worked at the helpdesk as the Mac guy (the only one for a while until I managed to get a fellow Mac guy and friend hired, who then defected to the Journalism dept to run their Mac operations, loser :-P). Anyhow whatever I did on my own there I also did for free (good way to meet women, horrible way to get dates). That too was a long time ago. I recently did some work for some friends of the family. I then worked on that woman's mother's machine. I have to order RAM for it and go back and install it. Then I have to work on her sister's laptop. Normally I wouldn't consider charging, although they do insist. However with the elevated price of gas and my busy schedule, I have to consider it.

    In my professional life I've charged two hourly rate: $100/hr and $50/hr. I can't ask Ma and Pa Rancher/Farmer for that. I would think that undercutting what the area computer shops would charge would be acceptable. When I did service work at an Apple Specialist shop we charged a $45 bench fee for all computers and a $75 bench fee for all laser printers, just to take a look at them. Then our hourly rate was $50/hr. The markup on parts was anywhere for 40% to 200%. That was in '98. If I charged $15 or $20 an hour and maybe something for gas if I had to drive more than 5 miles or so, wouldn't that be agreeable with these rural customers? They'd have to drive 40 miles one way to get to the nearest town with a computer shop. With gas prices the way they are, that adds up fast.

    One thing I don't hesitate to do is recommend buying a new computer. Most of these rural folks have ancient systems, at least by today's standards. If the machine is still useable and they understand that they can't run new software on the old machine, I'll help them fix it, even if it's replacing hardware like a bad HD. I highly recommend they replace the machine if they are trying to run new software on a circa '97 Windows 95 machine. It's just too old. I also never recommend the buying computers at the area Ma and Pa computer stores. I always recommend they buy from a larger company with an established reputation, support and warranty system, and will be here next month or next year when the machine has problems. I recommend Dell or Gateway to those people. I tell them about the back to school specials and help them find a system that fits their needs. I figure that's a much better suggetion than to tell them to go to Best Buy or CompUSA and pick up the special of the week. Sure the individual piece of hardware has a warranty, but if Ma and Pa Computer Shop closes up, they're not going to be able to find anyone else willing to figure out what's under warranty and what's not on an old machine. Thoughts on this?

    I always set the folks up with some of the better pieces of free software like Mozilla or Firefox, Thunderbird, AntiVir, AdAware, and others. I tell Windows to auto-update without user interaction (something I'd never do on my own machine, but something that necessary on a novice's computer IMHO).

    I'm not sure what the best price range is but I know one thing. We can't afford to do it for free all the time.

    1. Re:I'm in the same boat by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 1

      One thing I don't hesitate to do is recommend buying a new computer. Most of these rural folks have ancient systems, at least by today's standards. If the machine is still useable and they understand that they can't run new software on the old machine, I'll help them fix it, even if it's replacing hardware like a bad HD.

      If they're farmers, the cost of the new HD/system probably looks like peanuts to them... it sure beats having to spend $60k on a new tractor after all. Am I even vaguely correct here?

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    2. Re:I'm in the same boat by doorbot.com · · Score: 1

      I can't ask Ma and Pa Rancher/Farmer for that.

      Why not? If they're willing to pay then there's no problem; if not, the problem remains on their side.

      I would think that undercutting what the area computer shops would charge would be acceptable.

      If you're making a business out of tech support, perhaps. But if you're doing this "for friends" why is it acceptable to undercut your competition? If you really are trying to do your friends a favor, do it for free... otherwise learn how to say "no".

      Your time is worth something, you should be spending it with your friends enjoying their company not huddled in a back room fixing a computer that's not your responsibility.

      We can't afford to do it for free all the time.

      As long as your day job isn't fixing friends computers, the price should reflect your willingness to do the work, as tech support for free or $10 an hour is always going to have a high demand, especially if you come highly recommended. Your price should reflect your willingness to do the work on a repeat basis. If you charge someone $50-$75 an hour they are far less likely to call back unless they have a serious problem, and this way you don't end up wasting your life as someone's tech support wage slave. /tired of being taken advantage of for free tech support

    3. Re:I'm in the same boat by Nate+B. · · Score: 1

      Yup. You're well within the ballpark. I just dropped $5500 to do a bunch of small repairs to my 29 year old tractor. 2/3 of that was labor.

      To the GP, if the farmer/rancher's computer is used in the course of their business, then they will either expense or depreciate it and count your service call as a business expense. On the other hand, if it's not in any way used for business, i.e. the kids game machine, etc., then let your conscience be your guide.

      Don't be ashamed to charge a fair market rate to another business even if they are self employed.

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      "Insanity is doing the same thing over again expecting a different result."
    4. Re:I'm in the same boat by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Setup a maximum travel distance and charge for travel expenses for anything beyond that. I personally will travel 25 miles, but things are a bit spread out in FL. $.30-40 per mile is pretty fair if you include wear and tear on the car. Most companies reimburse for something along that lines so...

      For labor I charge $40 per hour, in half hour increments. I make sure that the customer is satisfied before I leave, and be up front that if I need to come back it will be another fee. This avoids being at their beck and call whenever they install some stupid spyware. Be a bit flexible though, for instance if the computer gets stop error the following day I will come back reinstall widows for free.

      I carry a couple of cds, like MS service packs, OO.o, Mozilla, AVG Antivirus, ZoneAlarm, the Gimp, and others. I also carry LiveCD and USBkey drive.

      On old machines I do recommend upgrading to a new machine. For instance Sub300.com has some cheap systems that will work pretty well. For most home users it is perfect. Yes, it has Linspire, but Linux is easy enough once configured that anyone can use it.

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    5. Re:I'm in the same boat by macdaddy · · Score: 1
      Well, not exactly. There's a common misconception that farmers are rich. They certainly aren't. Yes, if you have enough good farm land, don't mind doing all the work yourself or within your family, and have already paid off your equipment costs and have it in good working order then yes farming can be profitable. After expenses they won't be walking away with a 6-figure salary but they will be making a decent living. The term redneck was originally a compliment. Many a hour spent cultivating on a tractor will of course give you a very red neck. Consider it a badge of honor.

      Not all farmers/ranchers can claim that honor though. When most city folks think of farmers they think of 2 things, 1) some old man on an old tractor in the middle of a field, and 2) lots of government subsidies for farmers. However what these city folks fail to understand is that Ma and Pa farmer aren't making a killing off of government subsidies. In fact the increase in taxes they bring with them usually hurts the average Ma and Pa farmer. The only entities that benefit from the government subsidies is the enormous farm conglomerates. I can't think of any names off the top of my head but they're out there. They're the ones that can afford lobbyists to ensure they get what they want out of Washington. Ma and Pa farmer don't benefit from companies like that. Those kinds of companies, like Tyson in the chicken industry, strongarm the little guys out of the business. Guess who's standing by to buy the land when Ma and Pa have to sell the farm? Big business.

      The standard assumptions about the average farmer aren't exactly accurate. Since you didn't go into too much detail, I'm not sure what your personal take is on the matter. I gave you lots of info though, just in case.

      Oh, and fixing or buying a tractor isn't really comparable to fixing/buying a new computer to a farmer. One is their bread and butter. The other could quite possibly just be a toy.

    6. Re:I'm in the same boat by MourningBlade · · Score: 1

      good way to meet women, horrible way to get dates.

      Okay, I'd like to know right now exactly why it is that car mechanics are perceived as "hotter" than computer mechanics? Even if identically good looking.

      I don't inspire nightmares in the people I meet, but I've noticed I have a lot better luck with women when I don't admit any technical knowledge - and I definitely don't offer to fix their computer.

      I think part of it is the idiot geeks that I see: they're good at computers too, but they're horrible to talk to. Somehow by fixing a gal's computer I get placed in the same category.

    7. Re:I'm in the same boat by javaxman · · Score: 1
      For friends and family, I don't charge... as long as they're using a Macintosh. Otherwise, it's on a case-by-case basis. But I dont' do a lot of support stuff, I try to avoid it. Gotta get one of those t-shirts.

      But for folks you don't even know? You're a business professional. Act like one and people will hopefully decide to treat you like one. Guage the market and charge what the market will bear. If you're not getting "enough" business, charge less. If you are getting enough business, but not too much, you're charging the right amount. If you have more calls than you can handle? Either get people to switch to Macintosh more agressively, or raise your rates.

      The simple fact is that $50 is probably too low, not to high. I'd personally charge two different rates - one higher for PC support, one lower for Macintosh support. Just to drive home the idea that maybe a Mac might be a little more trouble-free.

      I highly recommend people buy an iMac or Mac mini... and I think it's weird that you feel $45/hr is too high but would readily recommend buying a new machine, which, if it's halfway decent, is going to cost upwards of $700.

      Oh, and you're rural? You really should be charging some sort of visit fee, mileage fee, or "over 30 miles from town" fee. They'll understand- the vet charges the same fee, call the local vet and see how much.

      If someone complains about how expenisive you are, point out that you're cheaper than any other alternative, and ask how much a plumber costs...

    8. Re:I'm in the same boat by macdaddy · · Score: 1
      Fortunately I don't live near these people. They understand that me coming down just to fix their computer isn't feasible (over 90 miles away). They usually just ask me to stop by the next time I'm down to visit my family. Part of the difference I see is small town mentality vs city mentality. Everyone always wants to be compensated with money in the city. You can't find anyone willing to trade favors in a big city, or so it seems. I helped my neighbor during an ice storm by rewiring his furnace to run off my generator. He wanted to pay me cash for that and the gas for my generator rather than just doing me a favor at some point down the road. In a small town people regularly trade favors. Someone plows their neighbor's garden in the spring and that neighbor brings them a mess of corn in the summer. Someone fixes somebody's wheat truck late at night during a harvest and the owner of that truck does them a favor at some point in the future. When I say small town I don't mean 100,000 or even 10,000 people. I mean 231 people. Small town folks aren't out to gouge people every chance they get like those from the city. My father ran a garage and gas station in that town for 14 years. He charged the going rate for gas which was a 2-3 cents profit per gallon. The next nearest station was 8 miles to the east or 20 miles to the west. He could have charged much more than he did but he wasn't out to price gouge people. The country mentality and the city mentality do not mix.

      Personally I think my price should be a fair price based on my time and after-the-fact service. I don't have the time to field calls and emails every day from people needing assistance right away. If people need that then they can look elsewhere for that service. If they need my assistance when I have a chance while visiting family, then I certainly don't mind helping out. That wouldn't justify charging the going rating which I think is $50/hr at the nearest computer shops. $20/hr wouldn't be unacceptable though.

    9. Re:I'm in the same boat by macdaddy · · Score: 1
      That's a good point. That reminded me of what the woman said about charging her mother, that she neededa ticket so she could put it on the books. I imagine that's what she was planning on doing. If they are using it for business then they need smoething reliable and should probably be willing to pay for it. I think most people, even rural folks, are aware by now that computers are not infallible. In fact I've found that rural folks using their computers for business purposes are more likely to keep backups of some form than even small business in the city. Figure that one out.

      Thanks for the input. I'll probably charge $20/hr or so. That will cover my mileage. Now if only I can find the Rambus RAM for that machine. Grrr, Rambus...

    10. Re:I'm in the same boat by macdaddy · · Score: 1
      LOL. Funny side point, I went to K-State. I was there a week early for marching band camp (don't laugh! We had great seats at the games). I hadn't even made it to my own dorm room before I had to help some really cute clarinet player with her computer in the all girls dorm, Ford Hall. Not that I was complaining. :-)

      Yeah, it's something about being technically compotent that seems to turn off most women. I don't quite understand it myself. Perhaps the next time it comes up we should carry a little grease in a shoe polish container to grease up before the job is done. Maybe then we'd appear more manly. The best thing I've found to do when working on a woman's computer is to not explain what's wrong at all. Just fix the thing silently and move on. Talk about anything but computers while you're doing it. Did you catch the last game? Have you been to such and such bar? Do you work out? Is your boyfriend bigger than I am? etc. Just don't talk computers to her. If you do and her eyes glaze over, it doesn't mean she's attracted to you. It means she's either a) about to fall asleep, or b) about to burst into tears of boredoom. Change the subject quick!

    11. Re:I'm in the same boat by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      That's true. I don't want to gouge though. I think $20/hr would be alright as long as it's not too frequent. If I find I'm getting too much work for what short time I'm actually down visiting family then I'll raise my rates. That will help I imagine.

    12. Re:I'm in the same boat by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      In fact I've found that rural folks using their computers for business purposes are more likely to keep backups of some form than even small business in the city. Figure that one out.

      It's probably easier for a rural-type to imagine a tornado destroying their office (and hence their computer) or power problmes blasting the machine to kingdom come than for the city people.

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    13. Re:I'm in the same boat by T-Ranger · · Score: 1

      The advantage of getting a clone, or building a clone, is that when it breaks, you can fix it. You can go anywhere and get some replacement RAM. You can go anywhere and get a processor. With any of the "name brand" computers that isnt an option, at least for most of their parts.

      Typically the little shops are going to use OEM parts, and they have shorter warranties, anyway. There is a "window of risk"... When the name brand is still under warranty, when the clone wouldn't be but: 1) after that has expired, parts for the clone will be infinitely cheaper then for the name brand box and 2) an individual part isn't that expensive, even if it does die during the window of risk . "Good enough to replace something on a 18mo old box" is never going to cost more then, say, $75.

    14. Re:I'm in the same boat by MourningBlade · · Score: 1

      Sound advice.

      I have a friend of mine who insists on talking tech whenever possible. Makes me want to throttle him when there are ladies about and he pulls that.

    15. Re:I'm in the same boat by macdaddy · · Score: 1
      That's true, although I don't think that's nearly as common today as it used to be. It used to be that adding hardware to a Compaq was a nightmare due to all the specialized hacks they did to their boxes to force you to buy things from them. The markets nowadays seem to have put an end to most of that price gouging. Even mass producers can't afford to go with non-standard components because someone else can build a system so much cheaper than they can with proprietary gear. They can also readily reach al corners of the market via the Internet. The last handful of Dells I've worked on were basically just a well-built PC using OEM versions of the low-end hardware I'd consider buying myself. The RAM was basic DDR. The processors were either run of the mill P4s or Celerons. Everything about the boxes were fairly standard for the most part. If a HD died I could replace it, no problem. I could see that being a problem in years gone by but I don't think that's a big now.

      Also, I thought I'd mention that non-open warranties are unenforceable and have been so for some time. Ie, they can't void your warranty for opening the device, even though they'd really like you to think that. It's probably good that most people believe that, though, or they'd be messing with their computer's guts from day one, causing all sorts of issues.

    16. Re:I'm in the same boat by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      LOL. Yes, it's not a wise thing to do when picking up non-geek chicks. Maybe that's the problem. There aren't enough geek chicks for the geek guys.

    17. Re:I'm in the same boat by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      That's probably so. Perhaps they also have a better grasp of the money issues involved if they lose their data. Or perhaps they simply don't blindly trust the technology (and rightfully so), unlike so many others we encounter.

    18. Re:I'm in the same boat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      warning-- dells use a nonstandard pin arrangement on their powersupply/motherboard-- making the powersupplys and motherboards of dells dangerously non compatible with the industry standard.

    19. Re:I'm in the same boat by chris_eineke · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure what the best price range is but I know one thing. We can't afford to do it for free all the time.
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    20. Re:I'm in the same boat by Elminst · · Score: 1

      Everything about the [DELL] boxes were fairly standard for the most part.

      Just hope they weren't manufactured between '98 and '04 (thru the 8100 series)... because they used nonstandard, proprietary, power supplies and motherboards.

      And try to find a power supply for one of those frickin mini-HPs or compaqs for under $100...

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    21. Re:I'm in the same boat by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      Someone else's personal information... I guess I'm not really following you there. I'm not asking for their personal info. I'm just asking them to signup to help me get a free Mac for my mother (cause I can't afford to replace he ancient 7300/200 at the moment). I don't actually get to see their personal info. Which, by the way reminds me, have you signed up yet? :-)

    22. Re:I'm in the same boat by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      I never realized that. Maybe it's because I never had to replace either part in one. If the problem was that bad I'd simply recommend to the customer that they replace the machine. It would normally be cheaper anyhow, plus it's likely that it's time for an upgrade as well.

    23. Re:I'm in the same boat by juventasone · · Score: 1

      I also never recommend the buying computers at the area Ma and Pa computer stores. I always recommend they buy from a larger company with an established reputation, support and warranty system, and will be here next month or next year when the machine has problems.

      The "Ma and Pa" store I work at has probably been around longer than the average "larger company". Digital, AST, Packard Bell, and countless others--we've survived them all. Even with that aside, I'd like to think we support our customers better than the corporate giants. A regional magazine published an annual survey of customer satisfaction, and who would of figured, we rated above every one of the big box stores. Do I sound overly proud? I guess that's the difference between me and the minimum-wage phone monkey at Dell.

      I always set the folks up with some of the better pieces of free software like Mozilla or Firefox, Thunderbird, AntiVir, AdAware, and others. I tell Windows to auto-update without user interaction

      Speaking of user interaction, while Ad-Aware may be great, it seems most home users can't be bothered to both update and scan with Ad-Aware every so often, despite it costing them dearly in the past. And then Lavasoft has this habit of releasing new software versions, and leaving their previous version stagnant and reporting no updates needed (or at least, not obviously so). For all these reasons I have to admit that Microsoft AntiSpyware is the new essential item for the home PC.

    24. Re:I'm in the same boat by javaxman · · Score: 1
      I don't want to gouge though. I think $20/hr would be alright as long as it's not too frequent. If I find I'm getting too much work for what short time I'm actually down visiting family then I'll raise my rates.

      Oh, you don't actually live near your family, so this isn't a _constant_ issue? That changes things a little. $20/hr might be OK... so long as you aren't constantly working on computers while trying to visit your family on what _should_ be your vacation.

      I guess what you make during yoru day job might play into the equation, though, huh?

  32. I let them set their price by SwItCH_LiVEs · · Score: 1

    I did this back in Hawaii for a while myself. I am horrible at estimating my worth, so I left it up for them to decide. They let me know what they wanted done, and then I would ask them to pay me what they think is appropriate for that amount of work. I recall getting $300.00 for formatting a machine, and installing Windows 98 on it again for someone.

    1. Re:I let them set their price by samjam · · Score: 1

      Thats a good idea.

      When they set their price they will also think they need to pay you enough or you wont help next time.

      I have a rule with a similar philosphy: I make them bring their computer to me to fix. (Easier to download the updates with my broadband, too).

      If they can't make their problems convenient to me, it often indictaes that the problem is not too great.

      However this week I made a second 3 hour housecall to someone with nothing but a J2O (moderately pleasant orange soft drink)in return. The guy in question gives so much time and effort for free to other people it would be a mockery to charge him eventhough he offerred to pay.

      Sam

  33. Best Practices by doctechniqal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Charge what your time is worth to you. If you're not sure, and you have a day job, determine what you make in an hour at your day job and use that as a frame of reference. Generally, I use a sliding scale. I charge friends & family members little or nothing, or work out a barter arrangement, depending on the severity of the problem and how much time and effort I think fixing the problem will require. If I get a referral from a friend, I charge $15 just for the hour or less it takes to drive to the client's place and assess the problem, then I come up with an estimate of how long it will take me to fix the problem, multiply that by the hourly rate I've chosen for myself, and give the client a flat fee estimate. Generally, clients prefer a flat fee to an hourly rate quote because they know up front how much fixing the problem will cost; quoting your hourly rate leaves them feeling a little up in the air as to what the total cost will be. It also forces me to discipline myself to (a) come up with an accurate estimate, and (b) do my best to finish the work in a time frame as close to the estimate as I can. If I take longer to fix the problem than I estimated, I know I needed to pad more; if I take less time, I know I needed to pad less. If I am able to fix the problem in significantly less time than I estimated, I usually reduce the cost of the final bill - it makes for happier clients, which often translates to more referrals.

    1. Re:Best Practices by doctechniqal · · Score: 1

      Oh, and as an addendum: I always take into account whether or not I have the necessary training and experience to solve the problem. If it looks like I will be learning how to fix the problem as I am fixing it, I usually reduce my hourly rate since asking the client to pay for my education seems a little unfair. In cases like that, the education itself serves as partial payment - since I'm likely to encounter the problem again in the future, and make more money off what I learned from fixing the problem before.

    2. Re:Best Practices by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      You know you're doing the opposite of what many auto mechanics do? They base their estimate for a repair on the time it took them the first time they ever did that repair. Then they charge you based on that, not on the actual time.

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  34. Depends on the situation by GatesGhost · · Score: 0

    if its for family or friends you could do it for free, or for a favor. if its for business, then i'd charge depending on what it is. and if its a hot girl, i'd do it for a little something something...

  35. forget money, stick to goods and services by Khyron · · Score: 1

    As someone said earlier, for one-off support issues I solve for friend and friends of friends or small businesses and NPO's I just point them at my Amazon list or something similar.

    I don't want the hassle of doing real, taxable business with a bunch of different entities. However a pile of small gifts that stacks up each year is nice and stays under the radar of Irwin R. Shyster.

  36. Dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's a fair trade, and you don't have to deal with the dishes...

  37. Zaurus by denisbergeron · · Score: 1, Troll

    If they want support, ask them to install Lilnux, it's a lot more easy to support.
    -No virus
    -admin tool are protected
    -easy offsite support (Telnet, SSH, vnc, etc.)
    -no game whom f0ck your dll !
    - put your others reason here

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    1. Re:Zaurus by srjames · · Score: 1

      I can't imagine trying to "support" linux. You'd get calls every five minutes asking why the game they just bought won't work, and why you fucked up their computer.

    2. Re:Zaurus by jjares · · Score: 1

      - They will never use it, so they can't break it :-) I installed firefox/thunderbird on anyone who requests my help with their computer, but linux is going to far

    3. Re:Zaurus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People think you're joking, but you're right.

      When my girlfriend's hard drive died, we went out and got her a new one. I kept her computer for a few days and installed Mandrake on it. I had to fiddle with it to get the newish wireless USB working, but that was the only issue.

      Once it worked, I gave it back -- and she has been super-happy with it. She knows how to listen to mp3s, watch videos, surf the internet (including her webmail accounts), and read/write the occasional document for work (via OpenOffice). Her computing needs are limited to those tasks, and those things just work. I keep asking, "does anything break? anything you wish it would do that it doesn't?" And the answer is always no.

      I have a feeling that if I had installed Windows on it, there would be more complaints and confusion.

    4. Re:Zaurus by erobertstad · · Score: 1

      The parent was marked funny, but I've done the same. I don't use Windows anymore, and I went to Linux because I got tired of 'fixing' it all the time. In the last year, I have been telling more and more people "if it's a Windows problem, I don't even want to know about it". I will help them (for free) to setup a Linux desktop and give them an intro into how to use it.

    5. Re:Zaurus by ninewands · · Score: 1

      My experience is just the opposite. 99.995% of home users just want to browse the net, read e-mail, write a letter, d/l pics from their digicam and play a game or three. If they're into puzzle-type games rather than the latest and greatest FPS/RTS/MMOG, then Linux is fine for them, and I can admin it it for them remotely. yes, even from Starbucks using my Zaurus!

    6. Re:Zaurus by codemachine · · Score: 1

      This is fine, as long as you're willing to support Linux. If not, you'll have people angry at this OS you told them to install, but doesn't work like they expect. But if you're available to help for the first little while though, it can cut significantly cut down on the problems, and the requests for warez (which I will not honour, especially since I have no need for Win32 software myself).

      I've done the Linux conversion successfully for a couple people, but I don't think I'd try it for relatives living in a different city than me, or those that are afraid of their computer. So far I've limited it to people who were fed up with Windows, and really did want to try something else.

      For those I don't convert to Linux, I could try to encourage them to by a Mac, but I think that'll be futile too. Probably I'll just burn them the OpenCD or gnuWin, and tell them to use the antivirus software and FireFox.

  38. Location is IMPORTANT by onebadmutha · · Score: 1

    I'm out in north seattle, and I charge $25 an hour.

    If you're really cool, (or really hot) that goes down to 20 or 15, and if you're a serious pain (rich, over 60 and annoying, impatient soccer mom with skrypt kiddies/children) you go up to $35.

    That's Edmonds tho, in New York, sheesh, I've got nothing to base it off of..

  39. Don't charge everyone by d_strand · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You should certainly charge your friends friends, just like say, a doctor, would do. But dont charge your really close friends and family. Say 'Sorry i just dont have the time, a job like that will take an entire day' or something if it's a big job. If you start charging money from your friends they'll think you're an ass, no matter how justified you are.

    1. Re:Don't charge everyone by Neuracnu+Coyote · · Score: 1

      Until the start of 2005, I just did computer work for people for free. Being a geek (like most of us here), I genuinely enjoy playing around with hardware, software and, of course, helping poor uneducated users by sharing a little technical geekery.

      By the end of 2004 I had realized that my good nature was being blatantly taken advantage of. That's when I decided that, at the start of the new year, I was going to start my own consulting business on the side. I set hourly rates for various types of work (hardware install, software install, network/infrastructure setup, graphic design, documentation, coding, etc) based on relative difficulty and slashed the price in half for friends and family.

      Yes, I charge my friends and family. Does that make me a prick? I don't think so. At least not any more of a prick than it makes them for call me at 7 on a Tuesday morning wanting to know how to fix all the shit that installing WeatherBug broke without regard for what I may have been doing.

      That's capitalism.

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    2. Re:Don't charge everyone by deanj · · Score: 1

      "That's capitalism."

      Actually, I think that's more just plain sticking up for yourself.

    3. Re:Don't charge everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do what a doctor would do. "I can't do it for insurance reasons."

    4. Re:Don't charge everyone by d_strand · · Score: 1

      No it doesn't necessarily make you a prick. You've made it clear that you're running a business and you dont work for free for your friends, and they (i assume) respect that.

      However I also assume they wont do you favours for free in their line of work (say fix your car or whatever). In the end it comes down to how serious you want to get. The original poster sounded like he didn't do his techsupport as a serious business which is abit different. It's abit like someone *really* into cars and tinkering with engines but demands money to help a friend change sparkplugs. He has every right to do so but his friends are still gonna think he's a greedy bastard.

    5. Re:Don't charge everyone by Y0tsuya · · Score: 1

      Never ever charge your parents. You'll get an earfull about how many hours of labor it took to squirt your big ass head out, and how many diaper changes they had to go through each day.

  40. I used to do that by nocomment · · Score: 1

    For $25 an hour plus $10 if it took more than $30 minutes to drive there. I eventually cut it because it was never ending. Still, I did make enough money to get drunk on.

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  41. $499 by b1t+r0t · · Score: 5, Funny

    $499, but that's for a one-time fix. No more spyware, no more viruses.

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    1. Re:$499 by dr00g911 · · Score: 1

      You joke, but this is exactly the route I took with my friends and family.

      I do a nuke-n-pave of XP systems once (for free, almost always spyware/virus problems) and won't touch the same box again.

      I give that person a printout of exactly how much that would have cost at $75-125 an hour, then tell them if they want support from me in the future, they'd best get a Mac, where I can fix any problem they've got in a 10 minute phone call.

      Almost all of the afforementioned friends and family have since purchased Macs, and my voice mail is blissfully empty now.

    2. Re:$499 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So true :) I did just about the same with my family members. The only call I have had from my sister was when the power-button on her iMac got stuck so the machine cycled on-off repeatedly ( ok... iMac DV could have been a better design, but hey... that's the ONLY problem she's had :D ) And the current tech-rate here is $130 ( lousy tech, leaves pus and snot on your keyboard ) to $250/hr ( pro tech from IBM, HP etc - knows not to leave until at least 2 hrs collected :P )

    3. Re:$499 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll do it for $99 for even better one-time fix!

    4. Re:$499 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think so Tim :)
      I think the 499 mac and Apple Care will take care of all the problems.

    5. Re:$499 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, just a 10-minute phone call, huh? What's your number? I'll pay $250/hr, but only if you can fix my Mac over the phone in 10 minutes. And only if the 'fix' isn't "buy the latest OSX 10.x"!

      aqazaqa

    6. Re:$499 by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      When my dad was wanting to buy a computer, and I was suggesting a Mac, my sister butted in with the "Macs are too expensive, just get a PC" argument. I told her that unless she was going to be his tech support to butt out. =) Then I went ahead and bought him an eMac, so she couldn't offer him further buying advice.

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    7. Re:$499 by dr00g911 · · Score: 1

      You'd pay $250 an hour for fixes, but not $99 once a year for a new OS version?

      Put down the crackpipe.

      You want my fix?

      - You pay me $250.

      - I buy 10.3 upgrade for $99, and begin the install.

      - I pocket $151 and teach you how to run software update once the install is done.

      The "my stuff doesn't do everything that 10.x has, so I feel like it's broken, but I refuse to buy 10.x once a year on general principle" argument just makes me fucking angry.

      Thanks for illustrating why. Now go install Yellow Dog, or something, so you can have a completely different set of forums to troll.

  42. My standard by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Business Relationship only- $30/hr or $100 for Virus/Spyware Detection & elimination flat rate. $5 off the hourly rate or $25 off the flat rate to family and friends. Seems to be just about right- and it's less than CompUSA charges for the same service, so it's competitive.

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    1. Re:My standard by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      Damn, I'm in the wrong business.

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    2. Re:My standard by ellem · · Score: 1

      Dude... seriously... you're dragging down the prices

      Start at 75USD/hr and go UP from there.

      Freakin' Marxists!

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    3. Re:My standard by aztektum · · Score: 1
      When I worked there (I know the agony) CompUSA only charged 99 bucks for desktop labor. There was no hourly fee. Although our highly skilled A+ (and just about nothing else at my store) certified techs. could take 2-3 days diagnosing a machine.

      However if you know what you're doing and only take a couple hours, yea your hourly would be cheaper, not including any parts costs. Not to say you don't know what you're doing, but if its still price dthe same, the CompUSA option is actually pretty cheap. Other places around there charged 50+ an hour.

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    4. Re:My standard by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying that CompUSA wasn't cheap- I'm saying that I priced off them to be competitive. 99% of the time with home machines it isn't a hardware problem- it's a software problem, a virus/spyware detection and elimination job. The WORST I've ever gone was 2.5 hours for one of those, a spyware infestation so bad that it required a google search for a removal techinique and 4 reboots, with password protection, into Windows (6 EXEs that had to be removed in a certain order- with immediate removal from memory for 4). Second worst took 2 hours- a virus infestation so bad that Windows wouldn't boot, so I had to do a DOS-level virus scan and reload of Win98. Reinstall, oh what fun! They say it helps you get things done! Now everybody, everyone, is REINSTALLING WINDOWS!

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    5. Re:My standard by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Stability vs income dude- with less stability, comes more income, but you spend it on the times when you ain't doin nothin'.

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    6. Re:My standard by kaos.geo · · Score: 1

      Can I add this?

      $100 for full system reinstall.(if drivers and whatnots are provided)

      These days I am installing Firefox in every machine and my customers are soooo grateful.

    7. Re:My standard by starrsoft · · Score: 1
      it's competitive.

      I don't frickin' want to be competitive! That's the whole point of this thread!

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    8. Re:My standard by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Oh- I missed that one. If you don't want to be competitive, just take my numbers and multiply by 4- that ought to discourage everybody.

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    9. Re:My standard by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      Actually The Planet is hiring NOC Tech's for their Dallas DC, I'm trying to nab one of those spots . . so I guess I will be doing Tech Support :(

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    10. Re:My standard by danheretic · · Score: 1

      I too have different rates for business vs. home users vs. family/friends.

      I used to have a half-time salary job, and rounded out my income doing freelance IT work for the other half. Now, since I'm full-time salaried, I very ocassionally do freelance IT (and have retained a very few of my previous clients, at their insistence).

      I still have my freelance business web page up, and still sometimes get referrals. (I never advertised.) If the referral is for a business client, I explain my schedule and if they can live with that and don't have really huge needs, I'll work for them and charge them my standard business rate. If the referral is a home user or charity, I will help them out as I have time. I will tell them what I did and point to my website so they can see what the "typical" rate is, and then ask them to send me a check later with what the think the job was worth. For family & close friends, my work is donated.

      That's all labor, of course. For hardware I have to buy, I charge family & friends the exact cost. For home users, I give them the choice: buy it on their own credit card (I'll point them to the exact Newegg or wherever URL), or let me buy it for them and I'll charge them an extra 15%. For businesses, they get charged the extra 15%. (I do let them know up front I'm doing this.) Usually businesses don't want to hassle with it; home users are split.

      My rates are $52/hour for onsite labor, $40/hour for bench labor. I have packages -- like virus/spyware removal for $50 flat fee -- but don't use them much any more, except as a guidelines for the home users.

  43. Depends by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    For personal requests (friends, family) it is dinner. Preferrably they come to my place. (i drive about once a month)...

    Business it comes out to roughly $50/hour plus expenses.

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  44. Free, but... by MooseByte · · Score: 1


    They must listen to me gently badger them about switching away from Microsoft applications. Selling them on Firefox is usually easy.

    Mention of MacOS X actually perks up their ears these days, as opposed to years past. A few of my office mates have even picked up their first Macs (one took up the advice of trying SuSE on existing hardware).

  45. $100/hr by rockville · · Score: 1

    $100/hr, with a one-hour minimum, adjusted upward or downward depending on whether I like the person/company.

    Really, just ask yourself "how much is this worth to me?" and set your rate accordingly...

  46. 100$ an hour on-site by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

    with a bit of education thrown in for free (most infections come from not-knowing, education will hopefully prevent it in the future)

    I give the client a time/cost estimation beforehand, so there are no surprises when the job is done.

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  47. Hourly Flat rate for non-immediate family by dkragen2002 · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't expect a non immediate family memebr to bring his/her skillset to my beck and call (electrician/carpenter/etc...) with recompense. Therefore, my skill is available for an hourly cost as well.

    $40/hr is a nice figure here in the midwest, USA.

    Dave

  48. charge for tech support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I range from meals to 150 an hour. depending on the problem, person or orgainization, and exposure. I won't walk into a business and fix one or more computers for a dinner.

  49. Don't involve yourself with home users by bigtallmofo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    With home users, you can have 1,000 customers and make yourself wealthy. You will also be serving 1,000 tyrants with 1,000 problems who if they write you a check for a nickel will think you owe them your first born.

    With mid-size companies, you can have 100 customers and make yourself wealthy. You will also be serving 100 tyrants with 100 problems who if they write you a check for $100 will think you owe them your first born.

    With large-size companies, you can have 5 customers and make yourself wealthy. You will also be serving 5 people who don't give a rats ass what you do or don't do for them and who if they write you a check for $100,000 will think it's OK if you don't return their call for a few weeks.

    This is a slight exaggeration but the basic tenet is true. Don't focus on small fish or you'll be sorry.

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    1. Re:Don't involve yourself with home users by CompWerks · · Score: 1

      Someone please mod this up - he hit the nail on the head.

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    2. Re:Don't involve yourself with home users by mikeb39 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah, but somebodys always going to take that small fish market, as the demands there. It's an inevitable cycle of fun, young naieve techhead starts his own home support business, does it for a couple months, realizes it's pure hell for all the reasons already listed above, moves on to working for a real business, or just leaves support work all together. Then the next young naieve techhead notices there's a real market for home support in his area...

    3. Re:Don't involve yourself with home users by dr_dank · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The gist of your post is that people think they're owed free support everytime they hose their machines with spyware since they paid for it and think that "obviously the problem wasn't fixed the first time around".

      My fiance is a speech pathologist and told me about an ethical point of her profession that could be applied here. She cannot, within ethical guidelines, take money for services rendered to someone who continuously violates their plan for treatment. For example, people who smoke while receiving voice therapy, people who don't practice their speech as they're told, generally people who make no effort to help themselves.

      A boilerplate agreement that customers who don't run antivirus/spyware packages, don't use firewalls, insist on opening strange attachments,etc have support services terminated may get people to take this stuff seriously.

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    4. Re:Don't involve yourself with home users by Dragoon412 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Mod the parent up.

      Detroit has one of the worst job markets in the country right now; especially in IT. So, I decided rather than compete, I'd start my own business repairing home users' PCs - I charged $65/hour, less than those incompetant know-nothings from the Geek Squad, and provided good service. I had happy customers, and made a good living without wasting an entire day rotting away behind a desk.

      For about 3 months, it was great, then I started expanding my customer base. For every good, repeat customer I had, I had to deal with 3 other know-nothings that'd break break their systems the moment I walked out the door, then call me back, demanding I "fix it right." Education? It was worthless. Switching browsers? They'd agree to try Firefox, and be back using IE 5 minutes later.

      I had some customers who made it their point to visit every shady poker, porn, and warez site on the web, open every attachment on every strange email, and somehow break any anti-virus solution I implimented. Then, they'd call me up and want me to either come back and fix it (for free), or sit there and walk them through it on the phone.

      These days, I have a low-level support job part time and go to the university full time. I make about 1/5th what I did a year ago, but there isn't a regret in my mind about leaving that business behind. It was miserable and frustrating. Now, I just do PC work for friends and family, and am trying to get them all converted over to Macs, since they're largely idiot-proof. And when I do tech support? They understand it's not a permanant fix, especially if they don't follow my advice, and I don't charge. Make me dinner, do me a favor, buy me some beer, just... whatever. I won't take money, because the second it reaches that level, they think you owe them

    5. Re:Don't involve yourself with home users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I concur. If you aren't good at dealing with uninformed users who still think that computers run on magic smoke and that everything on the Internet is true, then you will have problems.

      Try explaining the difference between a well built spyware popup's X (close box) and a M$ pop up X.

    6. Re:Don't involve yourself with home users by dukerobillard · · Score: 1

      You've missed the logical conclusion: Become a government contractor.

    7. Re:Don't involve yourself with home users by LoudMusic · · Score: 1

      Even so, how do you prove that they weren't running the appropriate software? I'm sure they'll claim they were doing everything they've been told to do.

      And that really sucks for your fiance. If she did the work she should be compensated for it. If I get the oil changed in my car then go out and drive it over the red-line until the tank goes dry and burn up my engine, the mechanic won't refund my money. I hope that Occupational Therapists aren't bound by similar guildelines as my fiance would be in the same boat.

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    8. Re:Don't involve yourself with home users by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      Its not that she doesn't get paid for it, just that she should discontinue providing the service when it becomes apparent that the patient isn't helping themselves and is just becoming an exchange of money for a waste of time.

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    9. Re:Don't involve yourself with home users by uncreativ · · Score: 1

      Exactly right. And the problem with friends and family is that they are, more often than not, a typical home user. I only do computer fixup type work for my immediate family(as in siblings or parents only--no exceptions). My family will at least believe me when I tell them why computers turn to mush (spyware/adware/viruse/etc). Higher order skills--setting up business networks, support contracts for an entire office, etc.. are a completely different animal. Once you've done this enough, you know how much work it takes to maintain these things and can charge a fair rate of the time in a month you expect to spend times $50. At that rate, you can undercut most of the expensive consulting firms for support contracts--plus you get regular income. Insist you have complete control over variables that will caue you more work--or at least charge more for practices that mess with your time estimates if you are concerned about seeming too much like a control freak.

    10. Re:Don't involve yourself with home users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing is, if you've got 1000 people writing you checks for a nickle then you can afford to curse one of 'em out every once in a while and loose a customer. Just imagine how liberating it would be...

      n00b: My computer is broken again.
      You: Oh yeah? What's wrong?
      n00b: I think it's got another virus. The popups are back, and it's really slow. Slower than last time. You need to come fix it right this time!
      You: Maybe you should have listened to what I told you last time, 'eh?
      n00b: ...!
      You: Now you're S.O.L. 'cause I already have as much of your money as I want! Now beat it! And don't ever waste MY time again!*

      * can't beat the Iron Monkey quote

    11. Re:Don't involve yourself with home users by misleb · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, it is so much easier to get into the buisiness working with the little fish. It can be good money. No mid to large sized company with half a "brain" is going to hire an independant consultant. If they need that kind of help, they should hire someone that can get to know their systems. If they have a really big problem, they need real consultants with the resources to do the job right and bring in a team if necessary. Not that all or even most larger consulting companies are necessarily competent, of course. But it is a better bet than the CEO's son's friend.

      -matthew

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    12. Re:Don't involve yourself with home users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Allow me to expand...

      With home users, you can have 1,000 customers and make yourself wealthy. You will also be serving 1,000 tyrants with 1,000 problems who if they write you a check for a nickel will think you owe them your first born.

      *** And you won't have to know very much ***

      With mid-size companies, you can have 100 customers and make yourself wealthy. You will also be serving 100 tyrants with 100 problems who if they write you a check for $100 will think you owe them your first born.

      *** You'll have to know more stuff here ***

      With large-size companies, you can have 5 customers and make yourself wealthy. You will also be serving 5 people who don't give a rats ass what you do or don't do for them and who if they write you a check for $100,000 will think it's OK if you don't return their call for a few weeks.

      *** You'll most likely have to lay down some serious computer-fu here on a recurring basis ***

    13. Re:Don't involve yourself with home users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I charged $65/hour, less than those incompetant know-nothings from the Geek Squad,

      Part of the reason they charge a lot of money is that they have staff to deflect calls of "they didn't fix it for me!" that are obviously the end user's fault. Never underestimate the cost of someone that's there to take care of headaches for you.

    14. Re:Don't involve yourself with home users by sremick · · Score: 1

      While I entirely agree to the harsh reality of the statement, there are two remaining facts here:

      1) Lots of places thinking exactly like this is what put us in the situation where companies offload and outsource all non-corporate tech support to India (which plenty of slashdotters bitch about). Sucks to be at the other end of this, doesn't it? No one wants to deal with the home user when they're at the collecting end, but when they ARE the paying home-user, they wonder why they can't get decent service.

      2) SOMEONE needs to cater to the home user tech support market. They have computers too.

    15. Re:Don't involve yourself with home users by back_pages · · Score: 2, Informative
      Your attitude about dealing with customers is similar to at least 1,000 others here.

      The BOFH would electrocute you pansies and laugh while doing it.

      The same misanthropic personality that drives so many of us to become geeks, sitting in basements playing D&D or celebrating when troublesome code finally compiles does not translate well into a capitalist, opportunistic state of mind. While we're all too happy to spawn camp somebody anonymously over the internet, ruining his evening of fun (everybody has done it or something analogous, be honest ;) very few of us can stand up to people in the real world.

      I worked in PC repair for 9 agonizing months dealing with the entire spectrum of customer attitudes. Aside from being a geek, my hobbies include weight lifting, (I wish I were a competent) amateur boxer, and debate. I found it VERY easy to deal with all the customers except the ones who refused to get upset and leave. Mind you, I was asked for a business card at least once a day and regularly given glorious compliments for my service and knowledge, but when people acted like asses, I told them to cough up the cash or find a lawyer.

      We made an agreement. The customers sign it. If they have a legitimate complaint, I will always deal with it and make sure they're satisfied. I was paid to repair computers, not listen to people bitch at me. I told a few that if they expected me to stand their and listen to their nagging, I was going to bill them for my time. If I was in the clear and they were asses, I invited them to find a lawyer. I never touched a single machine until I had their signature on the service agreement. Never got a phone call from a lawyer, either.

      If you really put an effort into developing a great customer base, each good customer is worth at least 3 nasty customers. Good customers will tell their friends (probably good people as well) and nasty customers will tell their friends (and you're probably better off without their business as well.)

      So my advice to anyone who is still working in PC repair - take a cue from the BOFH. You can be damn sure HE wouldn't be harassed by a moronic customer, and you can be damn sure he wouldn't feel bad about charging for his excellent services.

    16. Re:Don't involve yourself with home users by plierhead · · Score: 1

      Parent post is so insightful I wish he hadn't made it - one of the few secrets of business is what a pain in the arse it is dealing with the small fry and how grateful a huge corporate that pays you $10,000 per month is when you send them a bottle of wine at Xmas time. Doooh, I let the cat out of the bag even further!

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    17. Re:Don't involve yourself with home users by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Not really true any longer. In the good old days, big organizations maintained internal staff for everything they needed to have done, and rarely contracted out anything of consequence. That's changed significantly in the past decade or two. U.S. Steel, for example, had everything from machine shops to IT departments to R&D laboratories in-house ... there wasn't much to farm out. Then they decided to get rid of all those groups and simply contract everything out. Lots of opportunities there, dozens of small companies appeared out of nothing to provide those services: hell, I did a couple of big software contracts for them myself several years ago. Many, many big corporations have laid off substantial numbers of their workforces in order to cut expenses. Rising health-care costs are a big part of it: fire a worker, and then hire him back as a part-timer or "independent consultant" with no bennies. In any event, what this means to a contractor is that there are a lot of opportunities available now that weren't there in the past. You just have to know where to look.

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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    18. Re:Don't involve yourself with home users by DreamingReal · · Score: 1
      I'm one of those "incompentant (sic) know-nothings from Geek Squad" and I can say that, after 2 years of doing in-home service and racking up close to 1000 different clients in that time, customer issues will always arise but a person who knows what they are doing can ward off most of these "know-nothing" customers (notice a trend in your attitude here?) before problems begin. Like a good doctor, a good computer tech will not only cure but immunize as well. Switch their default browser to Firefox and delete their icons and shortcuts to IE. Set security defaults to appropriately high levels. Install the common plug-ins and import bookmarks and cookies so they won't see a difference in performance. Set Windows to download and install updates automatically (at 5pm not 3am). Set up auto-updating and auto-scanning with Norton and Spy Sweeper. Install a software firewall for them. Provide them with tip sheets that explain how to scan and remove spyware and viruses with that software and what online behaviors to avoid.


      Ultimately, education is the key. A reasonably competent tech can talk with their clients while they work. I encourage people to ask me questions, regardless of whether or not it is related to what I am fixing. For every 10 alpha geeks I've met only 1 would have anything that approaches an end-user friendly way of talking about computers. If you can't boil down this stuff to the basics and employ analogies to help your customers understand the dangers of being online and what behaviors they need to change, then it says more about you than them. Should your doctor tell you that you are at risk for myocardial infarction due to a diet and lifestyle that will increase arterial plaque levels resulting in atherosclerosis or should he say that if you don't cut out the McDonald's and Marlboro Lights you're going to have a heart attack? And should he consider you a "know-nothing" if you can't understand the former? A lot of my customers have told me the education I provided while fixing their problems was worth the price of the service alone. But then again, I'm of the opinion that you shouldn't have to know what BIOS, chipset drivers, or non-ECC RAM means if all you want to do is surf the internet and write holiday letters in Word.


      Tech skills may get your foot in the door, but customer service is what will make or break you with in-home computer repair. Diligence, patience, and understanding are necessities in this line of work and based on your post, lacking those qualities may be the reason you are doing low-level tech support making 1/5 of what you were.


      And a quick note about cost. Your price most likely reflected the quality of your service - too low. We charge by the job and warranty our work for a reason: it benefits us to know our shit cold because we don't get anything extra if we don't do it right the first time or take 3 more hours than necessary to complete it. We aren't the cheapest service by far but we know what we are doing. Plus, a higher cost helps us accomodate the clueless user who has us back out a week later because they downloaded Kazaa and have pop-ups again. My customers don't get an invoice in that case, just a stern (but polite!) warning that what they did caused the problem and while this visit is a freebie, the next one will not be.


      What's the end result of all of this? I look forward to my job each day, I have extremely satisfied customers, and I sleep well at night because I know my customers receive their money's worth, both in service and education. Do me a favor - stick with your support job because I know you'll just be sending more people our way.


      --
      We want some answers and all that we get
      Some kind of shit about a terrorist threat

      - Ministry
    19. Re:Don't involve yourself with home users by misleb · · Score: 1

      Make sure you aren't confusing "consutant" with "temp." I find it amusing how so many IT workers think they discovered some new work paradigm. When in fact, clerical workers have been doing this kind of thing for quite some time now. There is consulting, where one tackles large projects which a company could not be expected to keep the appropriate skills onhand for, and then there is temporary/part time work where a company simply doesn't want to pay employee benefits.

      Personally, I have done some mon-wed-fri work for a large financial institution and I'll tell you what, it SUCKS ASS. I hate going there to be their bitch for a day. One minute I'll be configuring their corporate firewall and the next I will be physically installing some asshole stockbroker's Windows PC. That is not consulting. At least when you are working for a smaller company they understand the value of your time. You come in, tackle the toughest jobs, and you are done. As long as you are strict about billing for your time, few small companies are going to abuse your services like many larger companies will.

      -matthew

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      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
  50. Usually nothing... by BB101 · · Score: 0

    ... but I get the usual gift of beer or chocolate that goes down well.

  51. For free. by ljw1004 · · Score: 1

    I do it for free, graciously, and I'm glad to have the opportunity to help. (for whom? for my immediate and extended family, and about thirty friends).

    I'm an IT professional. I think computers and software are terrible, hard to use, pointlessly obscure. Free tech support is the least I can do to make up for it.

    The best way to limit my burden is through understanding my friends and family, and explaining at a level they want to understand.

    1. Re:For free. by yetdog · · Score: 1

      Which works fine, if you're a massochist.

      If computers and software are terrible, hard to use, and pointlessly obscure, that's absolutely your perogative to feel that way. However - did you make computers and software that way? Is it your fault that computers 'round the globe aren't infinitely easy to use?

      Not to come off as a flame, but you're a damn fool if you're spending any significant chunk of your time doing work for others for free.

  52. I bought my parents a mac... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And they stopped calling me.

    Well about computer problems anyway.

    All they needed was email, a web browser, MS Excel and oddly Basic (which Chipmunk Basic does well enough at)

  53. I never charge cash... by th1ckasabr1ck · · Score: 2
    Whenever I do something like that it's more of a "I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine" type of deal.

    I'll fix your computer if you babysit my kids next Friday.

    1. Re:I never charge cash... by solarium_rider · · Score: 1

      Simple Barter system:
      1-2 Hours == A few beers or so.
      3-4 Hours == A few more beers + some munchies.
      5-8 Hours == Scotch + a stripper.
      9-16 Hours == Stimulants + a massage.
      17+ hours == A lot more stimulants.

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    2. Re:I never charge cash... by Davis+Bacon · · Score: 1

      I'll do it! What time should I be there?

    3. Re:I never charge cash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's pretty funny. Years ago, when I wasn't such a clean cut type, I'd put out some lines of crystal for my friend who'd come over and help me with my computer. He was really disappointed when I got a Mac, but we still partied alot. Heh. That was shortly before I went into rehab, come to think of it.

  54. Charge the same as bestbuy / futureshop by l33t-gu3lph1t3 · · Score: 1

    I charge $25/hour (USD) for problems, and expressly indicate to the client that most tasks take 2 hours or more. Since I charge the same as the stores for repairs, doing repairs either nets me beer money or the client balks and goes to the store for peace of mind - which saves my time.

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  55. My Policy: by ScriptMonkey · · Score: 1

    Only do tech support for the girlfriend. She's the only person that can properly compensate me for the hell of spyware removal.

    1. Re:My Policy: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now when you say girlfriend, Don't you really mean your boyfriend.

  56. The Going Rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Free! That's the only way that PC manufacturers and software companies stay in business, all the free tech support provided by enthusiasts. Otherwise, they'd have gone broke long ago.

  57. $60/hour -- and this is cheap by greenmars · · Score: 1

    Charging $60 an hour tends to cut out the bullshit but it's not so much that it prices you out of the market.

    Charge by the half hour. That way, little things only cost them $30.

  58. Just don't do it by the_pilif · · Score: 1

    Don't do the supporting. It's not worth it.

    Regardless of whether you ask for money or not, the supported will take any further problem with his or her computer personally and run to you as if it was your fault.

    I've stopped to give any support to anyone. Regardless if friend, family or stranger. It's just not worth the hassle.

    Philip

  59. My quoted rates == no Windows work! by Nate+B. · · Score: 1

    I tell them $50 per hour plus hardware/software they may need. Then I say that I'll support Linux for free. So far no takers on either offer. :-/

    --

    "Insanity is doing the same thing over again expecting a different result."
    1. Re:My quoted rates == no Windows work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wonder why.

      50/hr to fix something they didn't know they broke.

      VS

      Getting a machine they won't be able to use.

      Why don't you just say "no", rather than giving two options that are blatently chosen to make them say no?

    2. Re:My quoted rates == no Windows work! by Nate+B. · · Score: 1

      Why don't you just say "no", rather than giving two options that are blatently chosen to make them say no?

      Because that is the beauty of my system. They convince themselves that I shouldn't do it. Perfect system as I don't have to do gratis work any more.

      --

      "Insanity is doing the same thing over again expecting a different result."
    3. Re:My quoted rates == no Windows work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously because that way you don't have to say "no" and potentially hurt your friends' feelings.

  60. Base it on time by cybersaga · · Score: 1

    I base what I charge on how long it will take me to do. One friend needed a basic clean up. All I needed to do was install Adaware, scan, update virus definitions, and scan. I only charged $30, seeing as while it's scanning I'm free to do whatever I want.
    Later, I charged someone else $60 for a full reinstall, since it requires more time (backup, install, restore, install other apps).
    Just decide how much you want to make an hour, and how much you like the person.

    All prices are in Canadian dollars.

  61. I give folks a list by winkydink · · Score: 4, Insightful

    of 10 things to check/do before asking me for help (anti-virus, spyware, windowsupdate, etc...). Most stuff gets taken care of in this step.

    --

    "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

    1. Re:I give folks a list by ticktockticktock · · Score: 1

      Then how do you make money if everyone is out solving problems on their own?

    2. Re:I give folks a list by ets960 · · Score: 1

      What things are on the list?

    3. Re:I give folks a list by winkydink · · Score: 1

      I don't do consulting tech suppt for a living. I get asked for help in my "copious free time". So, to answer your question, I make money from my day job.

      --

      "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

    4. Re:I give folks a list by Ehwaz003 · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, Why do people always depend on others when the list can be constructed with relative ease?
      Here's my list:
      1. Run antivirus-update
      2. Run full antivirus scan
      3. Update firewall
      4. Update Windowz
      5. Update spyware program
      6. Run spyware program & delete entries
      7. Clean out TEMP folder
      8. Reboot
      9. Cold boot
      10. Run disk check
      11. Uninstall redundant software through configuration menu - Software
      12. Run defragmentation
      13. Uninstall drivers
      14. Install up-to-date drivers
      15. Degauss your CRT
      16. Remove side-panel of case

      And my all time favorite...
      17. Read my Wishlist on Amazon and see what you can buy for me before I come over to repair your PC. :)

      --
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  62. Pelts by mushupork · · Score: 1

    I guess you could:

    1. Set up a business and charge by the hour (e.g. $20/hour)
    2. Ask indirectly for a favor, half-kidding or not (e.g. "how about a home-cooked meal sometime," etc.)

    No one wants to pay for support of course, but they may be more willing to barter. I've not charged yet, and I know someone who does it even more. His favors have landed him a lot of paying side-jobs. What's gained from networking (social networking that is) could be worth it alone. Plus it's good karma. YYMV

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  63. Pricing... by Pyrosz · · Score: 1

    Cute Single Girl - Free (or maybe a dinner, keeps you in their company longer :)

    Anyone else - $20 for simple things like spyware removal (about a half hour of work) $50 for system re-do's.

    --

    An optimist believes we live in the best world possible; a pessimist fears this is true.
  64. A base rate. by srjames · · Score: 1

    Back when I used to run a PC repair shop, I charged $29 for a "tune up" or getting their pc cleaned up by removing spy ware, turning off the 100 things running on start up, etc.

    Note that this was 3 years ago, and I was located in a small town in Ohio.

    Charging a base rate was a lot easier than hourly for this type of thing because I had a ton of people wanting it done. A lot of times it would only take 10-15 minutes of my time, sometimes it took an hour, but it all worked out in the end.

    For other service I charged $39/hour in-house and $49/hour on-site.

    I don't know anything about the economy in NYC, but I hope this is helpful.

    1. Re:A base rate. by runner_one · · Score: 1

      I have a business license and do computer repair from my home here in middle Tennessee. I charge a base rate of $65.00 for individuals and $75.00 for businesses for basic malware cleanup. For other work I charge 45.00 for the first hour and 15.00 for each additional hour. Being a licensed business it makes it much easier to charge friends and family for service. I do give a discounts to close friends and family though, usually about 50%.
      You might check and see what the laws are for operating a business from your home in your area, and if permitted to do so purchase a business license. Then you could advertise, if even only by word of mouth, that you are a computer service shop, this would make things much easier.

  65. What I charge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I've been getting more and more requests lately due to everything from viruses, spam, spyware

    I don't charge anything to tell them to get a Mac.

  66. What to charge what to charge by SlipStream289 · · Score: 1

    I do this on a part time basis you want to really regulate what you charge. For example i charge 50hr for clients and nothing to family. but if friends ask you they useally take me out for a beer!!

  67. What to they think it's worth... by Mad_Italian · · Score: 1

    I do it and tell them to pay me what they think it's worth. I've gotten gift certs to money. Sometimes it works out well for me. Sometimes not so well.

    1. Re:What to they think it's worth... by NuclearDog · · Score: 1

      I do the same thing. Sure shows you how much some people value your services >_>

      I've been payed between about $0.50/hr for somewhere around 10 hours to $1/hr for 3 hours of emergency (pulled me away from a poker night) call.

      And then I finally starting asking for a certain amount of money. I did about 10 hours of web-dev work and asked for $15/hour and got a "Holy shit." (I could tell from the look on their face they think I charged _way_ too much, and they were a business. They paid, of course.).

      I think I had one person pay me $20 for about 3 hours work, and I think that's the most someone has paid (when I didn't request a specific amount).

      In other words: People think my services are worth less than excrement.

      ND

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  68. Geeks On Call by EastCoaster · · Score: 1

    Geeks on call charges $75/hour. You should give them a "break" and charge $30-$50 an hour depending on the client(friend) and the complexity of the task. If they balk at the price point them in the direction of Geeks on call and tell them to have a nice day. I quit helping out all but my immediate family and nearest friends because it always cause rifts and I am nobodys personal tech support. At one time I was fielding calls from at least a "friend" a day for computer help. After awhile I asked what they did for a living and requested free service from them instead. Nobody obliged and I now have a free life again.

  69. Simple Plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Family's free
    2. Friends pay me in beer
    3. Friends of 1 and 2 pay me in $$, as much as I think I can get.

  70. I'm cheap by mao+che+minh · · Score: 1
    Friends and family: free, always, home or otherwise

    Acquaintances' home systems: between $20-$100 (plus parts), depending on how long I worked. I never charge much, even if I am building them multiple systems or wiring their entire house. I'm cool like that.

    Acquaintances' small business: depends on the type of work. I usually just determine the going rate and cut it by 25-30%, and as much as half for some work. For example, if local Consulting Company A wants to charge $3,000 to set up a small network, I'll do it for about $1,500 - quick and easy, won't take up much of my time.

  71. There's more to it than just money. by LighthouseJ · · Score: 1

    My area of expertise is in hardware (computer engineering major), but I will fix computers if I'm asked. I don't ask for anything in return because only friends will ask, but I have been given money (they volunteer $20/hr) or movie tickets (friend of mine gives me a wad of emergency tickets which are passed out when a movie ends prematurely because of emergency [loss of power usually]) which is nice to know I'm appreciated.

    Although I do dislike being the go-to guy for my family and friends because they expect me to take time out and fix problems they created out of carelessness and if I don't, then there will be repercussions. That kind of expectation is hard but I've distanced myself from ex-friends that only wanted to be friends to get help with their computer. There's more than money involved in tech support.

  72. $1000/hour or part thereof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is honestly what I answer.. I kind of smile when I say it, but I figure if the person says "sure", I'll gladly do tech support for $1000/hour.

  73. No price makes it worth it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I used to do a lot of free tech support type help. I never felt it was properly appreciated though. To me, "thanks" means nothing and I refused money people offered because I didn't want to turn the relationship into that kind of slavery for money transaction. Learning from what I do and the advice i give them to avoid future problems would mean everything to me but rarely happened. People get dependent on quick answers instead of thinking things through.

    I stopped doing this and told my wife not to mention my computer skills to anyone. It's a lot like putting down dry catfood that a cat can have whenever it wants-- the cat comes to see me because it likes me not because it wants something. People talk to me because they want to, not because they have problems.

    I don't think it's healthy to have social relations founded on fixing other people's computer problems. I've spent time fixing a computer while the owner chats with someone else to pass the time.

    Personally, I view my time as more important than a couple of bucks and there are plenty of problems more important than a virus-infested computer.

  74. will work for food by v@mp · · Score: 1

    If it is family or friends I ask for dinner or lunch depending on the amount of work I do. If it is someone from work I charge them $20 an hour. As a graduate student I tend to prefer home cooked meals to money.

    b.

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  75. Expectations... by mythosaz · · Score: 1

    We've had posts in the past for what people ask for OTHER THAN money for doing tech support. I suggest you stick to barter with your friends and family. Sure, people will say barter has this problem too, but with the exchange of money comes responsibility and even with a bold-faced denial of warranty on your part, you're going to be expected to KEEP fixing things forever.

    Make certain you want to be in the business of fixing machines on the side for cash for the rest of your natural life.

    If you're foolish enough to do this sort of thing on the side, a fair rule of thumb would be about 2-3x your fulltime hours rate for "basic" work (home router setups, Spybot installs, video card upgrades), and 3-5x your fulltime hourly rate for "complex" work (disaster recovery, custom programming).

    By those guidelines a 60k professional could charge $70-100 an hour for basic work while an entry level help-desk techno-geek making 35-40k could charge $40-60 an hour for the same task -- and still keep a striaght face when quoting their rate.

  76. ..depends.... by caddisfly · · Score: 1

    ...Windows machine? Not enough money in the world. I do 300+ of them at work. ...Mac OS....nothing.....of course, I would never get any money anyway because they don't.....

  77. Not that much... by MattyDK23 · · Score: 0

    I'm lucky enough that most of my friends are decently tech-savvy to know how to run an anti-virus scan. Even if they want me to, say, install some RAM or a video card, since they're not on my back for every piece of spyware they get, I usually do it for free; for a few beers, at most. Extended family or family friends, I usually just stay for dinner. If I need to take the PC home, I'll take $10 for gas money (you don't know how long a simple spyware and anti-virus scan can take on a PII 300MHz). If they absolutely need to pay me, then I'll ask for something in the $50 range. Friends of friends, aquantiences, and such, I'll lay down the $50 rule. If it's a longer job that requires more effort -- over two hours -- then I'll go $20 per hour. (Note: Canadian prices)

  78. Tech Support by thedipmon · · Score: 1

    I live in Jersey City right across the river from NYC. I usually charge $50 for any general bullsh*t and $75-100 for anything else such as windoze reinstall's, upgrades, ram installs, etc but do combo's for cheaper pricing. 1 computer for $50 and 2 for $80.

  79. A Donation to a Non-Profit by Snap+E+Tom · · Score: 1

    I have two policies.

    #1 I only fix Macs just because I'm a blatant Mac Bigot. I've turned down close family members who had Windows problems.

    #2 - I never charge for my services. I do it for the love of Macs. I only ask them to make a donation to a local animal shelter for what they think is fair for my work and send me a copy of the acknowledgement letter.

    1. Re:A Donation to a Non-Profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      So have you already serviced both Mac users in your area?

    2. Re:A Donation to a Non-Profit by Snap+E+Tom · · Score: 1

      Sorta. They're really only iPod owners, not full-on Macs.

  80. Charge the same as... by Colz+Grigor · · Score: 1
    Charge the same as auto mechanics and plumbers charge in your area. They provide a similar service.

    In my area, that's somewhere between $85 and $105 an hour.

    ::Colz Grigor

  81. Folding@Home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll only fix direct-family-member's computers. (No cousin's aunt's great-uncle, or anything like that.)

    I won't charge money, maybe a roast dinner or something like that...

    And as a rule, any computer I fix I install folding@home on. (Hey, how else am I supposed to compete with those 50CPU freaks!)

  82. Barter!!! by synchrostart · · Score: 1

    Why ask for money from friends and family. It is better to have them owe you a favor. Just tell them the going rate of whatever you think is fair and as them "whatcha got to trade." you can get dinners and other things out of it. Then you atleast feel like you got something out of the deal and they feel like you helped them out and gave them a deal. Plus instead of cash you get a social occasion and a great excuse to spend time with them. If they offer an object, just make sure it is worth your time. or think of a list of things you would like to have (keep the price reasonable) and give that to people as an idea list. get creative. you are doing them a favor, have them do something for you in return that is a favor. If they have nothing to barter, then they do not know you well enough to go out and buy you a birthday present either, so they get no services.

  83. an eye for an eye by dan501 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I ask them to make me something.
    something creative, something they feel they do with a professional or near professional level of skill. that's what I'm providing.

    I've gotten paintings, dinners, serenades, lessons and all sorts of things I value more than the $50 per hour I could have extracted.
    plus, you can ask family and friends to give you those sorts of things. most of them will enjoy making them.

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  84. you have a windows machine, don't you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gee, I'm sorry. I would love to help you out, but I really haven't touched a windows machine since about 3.1, and I really don't know the best practices for dealing with modern windows installations. If you ever get a unix box, I'll be glad to help you with that.
    Have you tried re-installing?

  85. I don't charge by ThousandStars · · Score: 1, Troll
    Charging family for services creates too much ill-will and too many possible incidents that might become part of family lore for decades. Instead, I've solved the tech support issue by telling family and friends that I'm more than happy to fix their computer problems -- as long as they have a Mac. Since the Mac users I know have very few problems, I create a positive Catch-22: by volunteering to fix computers that seldom have problems, I don't have to do much tech suport, but at the same time I don't reject people I know and appreciate.

    Problem solved.

  86. ebay is the way by kevinx · · Score: 2, Funny

    don't charge anything. Then downgrade..er I mean upgrade their machine.... and sell the extra parts on ebay.

    profit!

  87. Not that I do it often... by rastachops · · Score: 1

    ...but when I do help out I usually do a good job for free although the last few times people have then given me money just for being so helpful. Normally it's been about £20 ($37 or so).

  88. Sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I usually charge in sexual services (except for the family members, of course).

    You can't believe how easy it is to get a blowjob from a university coed whose paper you've just saved from oblivion.

  89. My rates: by ptomblin · · Score: 1, Insightful

    $50 an hour for friends, $100 an hour for strangers, $150 an hour for family.

    Family is MUCH more annoying, because every virus or trojan or hardware fault that they pick up from then on becomes your fault, and if you refuse to fix it gets mentioned at every family gathering from then on.

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  90. Good question.... by scooterh · · Score: 1

    I would say first and foremost that there are geographic considerations, though those can be somewhat mitigated by available technology. You might be in NYC, but using some form of shared desktop...netmeeting, even...you could be "fixing" a computer in Kansas...that person will not want to pay NYC rates.

    As a massive overgeneralization, I would charge around $50 an hour for absolute strangers, $35 an hour for acquaintances, $25 an hour for friends, and keep it going for free to closest friends, friends who have already or may someday repay the favor with services/goods of their own profession, and family.

    There was a good article posted recently that provided excellent guidance on a more advanced form of this same work. Though it was written beyond the level of helping clean up some windows rot here and there, I think some of the main ideas still apply. Click here for the article.

  91. A case of beer is always good... by goates · · Score: 1

    For close friends and immediate family, I won't charge them anything as they do appreciate my time and effort (what are friends and family for right?). After that dinner or a case of beer isn't too much in my opinion.

  92. From each via ability to each via need by gmailflows · · Score: 1

    The intial premise is that those of us with advanced computer literacies have a responsibility to help out those who do not so as to expand the benefits of the technology to as many as possible. It goes without saying that if we provide our labour we should be appropriately remunerated. Generally speaking I charge people what they are willing to pay. If they are not willing to pay enough for me to meet my costs, then the next step is barter. If they have nothing to barter, then I try to find them someone who's needs are less then my own, and can essentially work for free. Usually this means younger people living with their parents and in search of experience.

  93. yup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do Mac support only and I get tons of calls (I actually can't take any more new clients in addition to my full time job) and I charge $45 an hour with a min charge of $45. Near by there are tech support companies that charge $120 to $180 an hour for Mac support, but I end up cleaning up a lot of their mistakes.

    Some people don't even blink at $45 an hour and some people think it's outrageous (it doesn't seem to matter what their income is either).

  94. Not a nice thought by Wardish · · Score: 1

    I can't say what I would charge, I can say I've turned down hundreds per hour with no regrets.

    As with the submitter I spent many years doing this for family, friends, and the family business. One of the nicer benifits to relocating a considerable distance from "home" was in this regard.

    I've also quit doing contract work to the dismay of several former employer's. It simply comes down to the fact that I earn enough from my place of employment to live comfortably and my time off is more valuable to me as time off. Or as I've said on many occasions: No thanks! That would cut into my nap time.

    Ward

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    Ward

    . Silence! Be thankful thy species is unpalatable! .
  95. Rates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $40/hr. $100 to reformat/reinstall a system at my place on my own schedule.

    I'm going to raise my rate up to $60/hr soon and also start charging travel time.

    It's not that bad being the "go-to" guy on a computer. At $40/hr, the owner usually first tries to solve it themself so I'm not stuck with getting called at all hours with stupid questions.

    It's sad how many people would prefer to have me come out and run AdAware for them at $40/hr but I've stopped stressing about it. If the rate was too much then they would learn how to fix their own computers.

  96. Sacramento rates (though not official ones) by Vthornheart · · Score: 1
    Well, I know that I've gotten away with charging 15-20$ per hour with acquaintences or people referred to me by friends... but I've never tried to push the envelope. Usually they'll suggest a number in that range and I'll be happy to accept it. =)


    As far as official numbers go, I've heard of companies charging 40-65$ per hour for tech labor... so if you undercut that, you're at least beating Corporate competition. =)

    --
    -Vendal Thornheart
  97. I've done this a few times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $50 to show up, $50/hr after that. Usually takes about $100 to either wipe enough crap off the machine to get it usable again, or reinstall OS + anti-virus + Firefox.

    For those saying "people will just download spyware again," it's not that simple. Once people get their computer broken that badly, they don't really want to repeat the experience. If you install SP2 and anti-virus software, remove all the IE icons and tell them to use Firefox, they will listen to you.

  98. I charge $0 by Jhon · · Score: 1

    For non-business related tech support (family, friends, etc) I charge nothing.

    Why? Simple. I do not want to be held responsible or FEEL responsible to take care of every little issue that goes wrong after I work on a given machine.

    My 'support rules' are simple. Bring me your machine (the box only and no house calls). Leave it with me. It will be returned the following Monday with an assessment (what I think is wrong, what needs to be done to fix it, estimate of cost, etc). The caveat is that I will only spend 2 hours total on ANY machines in me 'care'. If I run out of time, it gets pushed to the following week.

    This type of support usually aids a non tech-savy user in not getting overcharged when taking it to a 'professional' after my assessment.

    Besides, MOST problems are 'solved' simply by updating their virus scanner and/or installing spybot or something similar. It's actually fairly rare that it's a real hardware problem.

  99. Do not go under 20 dollars an hour by gad_zuki! · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Or 40 dollars per visit. First off, this is a fraction of what Best Buy would charge for similiar service, secondly you deserve it, and lastly they will take your advice seriously if they know its going to cost them 40-50 dollars to fix another spyware/virus infestation. If you charge next to nothing they'll ignore your advice, treat you like some idiot savant who doesnt know his own value, and pester you with phonecalls because they have not learned proper PC hygeine.

    Sure, you will lose customers this way, but those are customers you'd want to lose anyway. The cheap naggers who are unwilling to learn anything aren't worth the trouble.

    1. Re:Do not go under 20 dollars an hour by RebornData · · Score: 3, Informative

      You'll have a pretty hard time making money in this business at $20 / hr. Let's do the math.

      First, think about the total number of hours you're able to bill in a week. Trust me when I say that you will have a hard time billing more than 50% of the time you spend "working", based on the amount of time you spend travelling getting to and from customers, the time you spend dealing with the financial side of being self-employed, the time you spend getting new business (even taking phone calls or e-mails from prospective customers) and such.

      Assuming a 40 hour work week, that's 20 billable hours a week, or (assuming a 2 week vacation), 1000 billable hours a year. At $20 / hr, you're billing down a whopping $20k.

      But wait... you don't get to take all that home. First of all, you need liability insurance and professional errors & ommissions insurance. That is, unless you feel like going bankrupt when someone trips over the bag you left in the middle of the floor and gets brain-damage from hitting their head on a table.

      There's also health insurance, which you have the honor of paying for yourself. And self-employment taxes to uncle sam. And an extra phone line. And that new laptop, external hard drive, copies of Quickbooks, Acronis True Image, etc.. etc.. etc..

      In fact, it's quite common for independent consultants to "take home" only 50% of what they "make".

      And anyway, if you're any good, you're worth more than $20 / hr. Take a hint from the plumbers and electricians... $80/hr+ is really what you need to be thinking.

      And if someone complains about $80, tell them to call up "Geeks on Call" or "Geek Squad". Geek Squad doesn't show up for less than $160 guaranteed.

      -R

    2. Re:Do not go under 20 dollars an hour by Reziac · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Also, charging the going rate (which runs $35 to $100 an hour depending on your market) does several things:

      It hurts the client's pocketbook just enough that they recognise they've "bought a breakable", and they're more likely to make some effort to keep it "unbroken". So they're more likely to do as told when it comes to avoiding spyware etc. If they persistently and KNOWINGLY do stupid things, you're not charging them enough (the pain in their wallet isn't yet bad enough to discourage the bad behaviour).

      It makes them BELIEVE that you really know your stuff. The thought process for services goes thus: If you don't charge the going rate, you must not be very good, because if you WERE any good, you'd cost more!

      It gets rid of the whiney deadbeats who are always trying to weasel out of paying for anything, or who promptly break it again and expect you to fix it again for free.

      Hence the best way to improve the quality of your client base is... raise your rates. Charge what you are worth in your market.

      It also helps if you explain what you're doing as you do it -- it makes the client feel like you really do know your stuff, and helps them get some idea why computers need whatever they need (including protection from spyware etc.) These in turn become loyal clients who do their best to avoid creating problems.

      As someone once said, "I have no problem with people who sell for less. They know what their product is worth."

      BTW, I charge $50/hr, with a liberal definition of an "hour". An average job is about two hours worth.

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  100. Umm... by AverageMidget · · Score: 1

    ...a hand-job would be nice.

  101. Not directly related but here it goes... by MSBob · · Score: 1
    Read Joel on Software on sowftware pricing. (http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/CamelsandR ubberDuckies.html) I found it a very informative piece explaining general rules of successful pricing strategies. Not exactly what you're looking for but probably the closest to a sensible answer that you can hope for.

    So either accept that or the answer is $42/hr

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    Your pizza just the way you ought to have it.
  102. I like to do favors like the Godfather by birdnet · · Score: 1

    I usally tell them that one day I will come to them and ask them for a favor that they cannot refuse. That usally stops the request cold.

    I also will charge $100/hr for businesses if they want me to do something. $50/hr if it is someone I know but don't have anything to offer in the way of a favor.

    I have a number of favors to get sometime, so for my next illicit activity I have some patsies lined up.

  103. I used to charge by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

    One home-cooked meal, or dinner out. I don't work on Win9x machines anymore though.

  104. Sliding Rate by Kagato · · Score: 1

    Beware what you ask for. Support has a habbit of driving even the most mild computer geek crazy.

    I used to use a sliding scale, based on how much of a pain in the butt the customer was likely to be. In particular if you have a lot of unbillable trip time. Back in the 90's by take home working for a very large on-site support and repair company was in the low $20s/hr (Midwest Area). I think they billed us around $40/50 an hour. I got a little bit of a bump because I was also certified to do warrantee work, and I could order parts and whatnot.

    Flat rate places like "Geek Squad" charge $100-200 per service offered (Install a card, unpack and setup a computer, install a software title). Here's there price list for inhome service:

    http://www.geeksquad.com/_assets/pdf/GS_Home_Pri ce s.pdf

    Find a price under that you can live with. I HIGHLY recommend converting their price a per hour however.

  105. Nothing by selphish189 · · Score: 1

    never have a set amount, just say "Whatever you think it is worth" Whenever i say this i get more than i would have had i given a specific amount.

  106. why don't my games work? by eqkivaro · · Score: 1

    I guess you could spend the $500 you save by buying a Windows PC on the tech support. Or you could spend $100 of it on basic computer skills classes and put the extra money in the bank.

    I haven't had any problems with my pc since I switched from IE/Outlook to Firefox/Thunderbird, and last I heard they still weren't making any games for the Mac :)

    1. Re:why don't my games work? by emilymildew · · Score: 1

      Right, but my grandma doesn't play games. She wants to email her grandchildren and play bridge online. That's it.

      A Mac would be perfect for her. I'll probably never convince her of it, though.

    2. Re:why don't my games work? by eqkivaro · · Score: 1

      I agree. For that type of user the best computer is probably a used Mac. Don't waste money on a machine with a G4 or G5 cpu. Just pick up one of the early Macs for $100 and be done with it.

      it cracks me up that companies like Dell and Apple manage to convince people that they need the latest and greatest hardware when all the average user needs is something that'll handle web surfing and word processing duties

    3. Re:why don't my games work? by Joey7F · · Score: 1

      Homer: Umm ... I guess I'll take that one.

      Salesman: Well, do you need a paperweight? 'Cause if you buy that machine, that's all you're going to have, an expensive paperweight.

      Homer: Well, a paperweight would be nice, but what I really need is a computer. How about that one? [points to a second machine]

      Salesman: That technology is three months old. Only suckers buy out-of-date machines. You're not a sucker, are you sir?

      Homer: Heavens no!

      Salesman: Oh good, because if you were, I'd have to ask you to leave the store.

      Homer: I just need something to receive email.

      Salesman: [whistles] You'll need a top-of-the-line machine for that. [shows Homer a top-of-the-budget machine] That's the same computer astronauts use to do their taxes.

      Homer: I was an astronaut.

      Salesman: Of course you were.

      --Joey

    4. Re:why don't my games work? by vrone · · Score: 1

      Obviously the mods haven't seen this parody of the Mac "Switch" ads. It's hillarious.

  107. Rates in Carson City by djdead · · Score: 1

    My in-laws run a small business out of their home and hired a person to come in and help them set up a new computer. The person they hired charges $75/hour for consulting work.

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  108. For windows, much more $$$$ by suso · · Score: 1

    I recently charged $40 to reinstall windows for some lady. It wasn't nearly enough. Fortunately, she realized that and paid me $50. It should have been closer to $250 by the time I was done 8 hours later.
    My going rate for personal stuff is $30/hour.

    I mainly charge people simply because I don't have enough time to help them otherwise. Its kinda like how Ken Coar (Rodent of Unusual Size) charges for job references. Because he gets so many requests for it.

  109. I charge GBP 45 per hour by paj1234 · · Score: 1

    Or USD 83.47 at the current exchange rate. Any parts are charged at the retail price.

  110. Deja vu? by simon2263 · · Score: 1

    Haven't we had this exact discussion before? Just a few months ago, I believe. Is this another example of Slashdot's self-referential nature??

  111. I'm So Cheap... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the college student who is largely being supported by parents, rates follow for those same parents:

    Resurrecting two "dead" PCs with backup of documents and email before reformatting hard drives.

    Installing and configuring a wireless network.

    Getting a laptop on the wifi network.

    Installing necessary hardware in one of the resurrected PCs to get it on the wifi network (this one required a great amount of voodoo, yay Windows 98).

    Getting all the machines running Mozilla's browsers and email clients.

    Calming a frustrated and frantic father who would start calling Comcast/HP/Toshiba every time a configuration hiccup would occur.

    Constantly repressing the urge to say: get Macs!

    Total time: about five days of work.

    Cost: one pair of Etymotic ER-6i earbuds so I can block out bad music and inane conversations in on-campus cafes and study areas.

  112. 10 Gold by Dynedain · · Score: 1

    World of Warcraft.

    Seriously, I'm going to spend about an hour telling a friend how to put his old machine back togethor (simply put in a HD) and I get that much closer to getting my in-game horse.

    Penny Arcade's take on the horse situation

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  113. what to charge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I get a lot of requests. Depending on how well I know the person or what kind of help they need, the price varies. Obviously making a special trip takes up your time and gas, so I expect to at least get paid for my gas. It's a good idea to let the person know ahead of time what you charge, so that they won't be surprised or confused if you ask for money after performing a job.

    Usually when I help friends, I don't ask for money. They end up giving me $20-$50 or so depending on the job, which usually is about the same amount I would receive if I charged a customer.

    Honestly, I wouldn't charge family or friends unless it took up a lot of your time and prevented you from doing something productive. They will probably end up giving you at least something for your time if you are successful in fixing the problem. And the best part about helping friends, if they know someone that needs computer help they will refer you. This is when you can go in and say you charge xx amount per hour.

    Most problems I see are hard to go by hourly rates. Reformats don't require you to be at the computer 100% of the time. In reality, they only require like an hour of actual work. The rest of the time is just waiting for the OS to install, etc. I haven't tried it, but it may be a good idea charging set rates for specific services. If a computer is slow and infected with spyware, then charge like $40 to do a typical tuneup/cleanup. Install software necessary to prevent the problem from happening in the future, or recommend software packages they can purchase to resolve the issue.

    1. Re:what to charge by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      Reformats don't require you to be at the computer 100% of the time. In reality, they only require like an hour of actual work. The rest of the time is just waiting for the OS to install, etc.

      But that is time that you've got a machine occupying a slot on your bench that you could otherwise be doing else that is billable.

      Having said that, I keep track of all time and currently bill it at $30/hour - but then discount back to where I think the final bill should about be.

      --
      A fine is a tax you pay for doing wrong and a tax is a fine you pay for doing all right.
  114. Going rate by flying_monkies · · Score: 1

    If it's simple and a friend it's usually a six-pack of Guiness. If it's a repeat offender and a friend, then I charge them whatever the going rate for Ghost and a hard drive is at Frye's and make an image when I'm done. Subsequent visits are back to Guiness.

    If it's a business, I usually barter with them. If they don't want to barter, it's $50/hour plus parts.

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    I disagree with what you say, but I'll defend your right to say it to the death - Voltaire
  115. Turnabout is fair play by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I too regularly fix 4 or more machines whenever I go home for the holidays. I typically receive nothing but their appreciation (with the exception of my younger sister whom is still to immature to appreciate what I do for her and calls me names regardless). However I know that someday if I need their help with something they would help me if they can. My wife says that I am to nice and on occasion I wonder that myself however I figure since I am pretty much an atheist I might need their help to get into heaven if there is such a thing. I guess the moral is you never know when you might need someone else's help so be wary when you start trying to charge the very people whom you might ask for help.

  116. Just say no. by f-f-f-f-fuuubar · · Score: 1

    Trust me. I know. You take money, you're on the hook forever.

    I have helped many people. Sometimes because they asked, and sometimes because my boss told me to. (This is only partly a consequence of being in IT.) I've helped family, friends, poor people and the very rich.

    You know who appreciates it least? The rich ones. They act as though they are (a) entitled and (b) that it really ought to be free, though they'll never admit to either sin. I've had wealthy people expect me to find them a replacement part because I work at a tech company and "must have a bunch of spare parts lying around." Not working themselves, they have no clue that I have a job and actually have to support myself with it, so they have no compunction about calling me in the middle of the day and expecting me to explain the error message on their screen. The self-centeredness is unbelievable.

    Then there are the people who think they're just as smart as you and it's merely a case of you knowing which button to push. I call this the "Magic Button Theory." This means they value your time even less.

    Bottom line: you're being exploited by most people. Only a few will appreciate your knowledge for what it is, and fewer still will appreciate that this isn't your primary job. In the end, I concluded that any money I made wasn't worth the aggravation. I found a great company to refer those who could afford it.

    Those who can't: I can help, and enjoy it. Since no money is involved, I can actually set limits.

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  117. ellem's Guide To Personal IT Support by ellem · · Score: 1

    If you buy a Windows based PC you get ONE (1) FREE call. One. Then I charge you whatever I am charging at the moment. This ranges from 75USD/ht to anout 125USD/hr. If it is something I really don't like - like Outlook I might double the charge. If it is 20 minutes before the Superbowl, serioulsy - don't even call.

    Unix based machines - we'll talk... probably free because I like Unix.

    If you buy a Mac I'll support you for FREE for LIFE. You ain't ever gonna call.

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    1. Re:ellem's Guide To Personal IT Support by tuffy · · Score: 1
      If you buy a Mac I'll support you for FREE for LIFE. You ain't ever gonna call.

      That's what worked for my mother. Now that she's got a Mac I don't have to swing by every couple of months for computer repair. It might've been a little more expensive, but I figure Windows machines are cheaper only if your time is worthless.

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      Ita erat quando hic adveni.

  118. $20/hr with $50 minimum for windows, $0 for linux by RJNFC · · Score: 1

    Those are my rates. I have a dozen or so linux users that I've created right now, and I feel it is sort of my obligation to them to render free service, being that they are sort of experimental. This is all freelance, mostly for friends and family. If anyone's wondering, the majority of my linux users are your typical computer user, and are happy with linux.

  119. Free by xstonedogx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've always done it for free.

    Sometimes I'll get something in exchange: money, beer, their old equipment, whatever. I don't ask short of making it clear that I'm always in the market for any equipment they don't want.

    If someone becomes a "problem", I don't charge them more, but I make it clear they're a problem. I explain to them what they aren't to do if they want me to help them again.

    For instance, I install Firefox on every Windows machine I support and rename the icon "Internet". I explain what it is, it's for and that they should only use IE if their school, bank, whatever doesn't work in Firefox, and then only for that purpose.

    If I get a call that their computer is "slow" and I get there and it's full of spyware and I find out they've been using IE exclusively, that's it. I fix their problem and explain why it happened. Usually I don't get another call for that problem. If I do, I tell them I can't help them and they need to take it somewhere.

    I prefer this to charging them money. Anyone who can't follow my instructions is likely not to understand problems well enough to understand when I've fixed something and when I've made a mistake. So I go there, fix everything right, a month later, they have the same problem (because of something they did) and expect me to fix it because it's the same problem they already paid me to fix.

    I don't see any reason to get into that situation with family or friends. I'm not, after all, concerned with money. I'm concerned with my time.

    1. Re:Free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Her?

      A real alpha geek would get paid in sex, loser. Who cares if she's ugly - not like you're getting any better.

    2. Re:Free by Capt_Troy · · Score: 1

      Well, you know, that would make for awkward block parties!

  120. I don't charge. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I don't like you enough to fix your computer for free I send you to the PC repair place up town. I keep a stack of their cards handy to hand out. Occasionally someone with buy me some beer as thanks, but I never ask for it.

  121. See what the competition is charging? by jdreed1024 · · Score: 1
    Stop by some local places like BestBuy, CompUSA, etc and see what they're charging for that. You'll find it's something like $50 just to get them to talk to you, and then $40-$70/hr, and the only operation they support is full reinstall of the machine.

    Charge what you think you need to charge. If you want to discourage them from coming to you for every little thing, charge more (like $20-$30/hr). If you simply want some compensation for your time, charge $10-$20 per hour.

    Also, decide if you're going to charge for things like travel ($0.36/mile is standard for that) or special services such as backing up their machine, etc.

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  122. 12 pack by Fr05t · · Score: 1

    I've been doing this for friends of friends for over a year now. I've got a USB drive that has an OSS virus scanner, Firefox, Spybot, Adware and ZoneAlarm on it. I clean things up install everything on the drive and leave with a 12 pack of beer in my hands. I haven't had to buy beer since and sometimes have a hard time fitting food into my fridge.

    1. Re:12 pack by batemanm · · Score: 1
      I've had someone give me god awful beer as payment. He was from Denmark and his computer was in Danish. At one point he asked me if I spoke Danish since I wasn't asking him to translate the dialog boxes, it was then that I decided that I spend too much time with computers.

      Hmm that kinda rambled off the topic.

  123. what i charge by briznad · · Score: 1

    I charge people I know $30 an hour regardless of the problem. I am in the minneapolis, mn

  124. Beer, Food, or whatever its worth by Zelet · · Score: 1

    I usually ask friends for beer. Family for food. And friends of family I play it by ear.

    It is better than paying taxes on a true business. :)

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    ...And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out for me." - Martin Niemoeller (1892-1984)
  125. There is no "Going Rate" by tverbeek · · Score: 1
    There are far too many variables to this equation to even estimate the solution. There's the local cost of living (NYC vs. RFD is like 10:1), your level of qualification, the nature of the work, their ability to pay, your personal relatioship to them, etc.

    The only thing I can suggest is to start with "What's my time worth to me?" and take it from there.

    --
    http://alternatives.rzero.com/
  126. Rates from experience; in NYC too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Depends on how professional you come off. $25 for 90 minutes if you're a nerdy college kid who talks like a geek. $75/hr if you can communicate. $120/hr to $1200/hr for professional service.

    I get a feeling from your description that I would clean a computer of viruses and spyware for $50 flat fee. And tell them each time they want service its $50.

    My experience comes from having some startup business experience with this.

  127. Not Me Anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use to help people with thier Windows problem some years ago. But I don't anymore because I frankly haven't kept up with Windows since I don't use it anymore and haven't for around 4 or 5 years. When I'm asked why XP bla bla... I say, I dunno. I've never used that OS, sorry.

  128. not always wortherd by hasst · · Score: 1

    25$ an hour, but it pays up with the "networking" you get to do. The occasional chance not to have sex by yourself (with XXs not XYs) could also be seen as a major benefit (and be deducted entirely from the fee:).

  129. Let them suffer ... by orangeguru · · Score: 1

    If people know that you are an alpha geek / admin kind of guy they shamelessly call you even in the middle of the night when their machine fucks up.

    My method for people I don't like:

    * "I dunno myself"
    * "Call microsoft"

    My method for people I like:

    * "don't call microsoft"
    * Trendmicro / Housecall to get rid of viruses
    * AVG / Kerio firewalls for free
    * Spybot search & destroy
    * explain windows update
    * explain firefox
    * explain f****** backup
    * install popup blocker
    * setup schedules for backup, anti-virus and spyware checks
    * leave knoppix cd for later emergencies

    My method for hot chicks with big ... problems:

    * "I'll be there in a sec' darling
    * format drive and clean install
    * ghost image / disk partition for backup
    * massage and chocolate chips icecream

  130. I still dont know why.. (prepare for rant) by lordsilence · · Score: 1

    friends, family.. etc expect the "geek" to sit down and fix their computers. Usually the problem is due to lack of anti-virus, common sence or knowledge. 5 times out of 6 it's usually just trivial tasks which need doing. (Install ad-aware.. run www.pandasoftware.com/activescan , install Search & Destroy Spybot... repeat. Reboot, patch.. reboot. Patch once more.. reboot and clean registry from stupid stuff like RealPlayer.) Finaly, if everything works and I've installed Firefox for them. Now it's time for the complaining "I want to use IE!" or the usual week later call "My computer doesn't work again. You must've done something to it.". No kidding.. they went back to use IE.. how would you know?

    It pisses me off that they almost "expect" you to do all this work for them. (Free of charge of course). It's not like I'd ask some relative who's a mechanic to fix my car for free if it breaks down, and I'd probably be laughed at if I have a trivial problem like changing the windscreens.

    And dont come tell me it's worth fixing that damn virus-ridden computer for a cup of thé and cookies! Hell no! Charge them for your valuble time, or make them promise that they'll fix your windscreens whenever you ask for it.

  131. Here are my rates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For family:
    $25/hour

    For Businesses:
    $75 for the first hour and $50 for each additional

    If the businesses want to to a retainer, I usually do something like $350/month for 10 hours and $50 for any additional hours. Retainers are best because they create a steady stream of income.

    I should point out that I live in Oklahoma where the cost of living is pretty low. If you live in LA, NY, etc. you should probably shoot higher.

  132. Too bad by hubs99 · · Score: 1

    Thats not that bad of an idea. If there was a decent computer for $300 then you could guarentee a fix, just give them the new computer upon arrival. Install their monitor and tell them to start a-new.

  133. Here's what I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Give free advice and support to people you know and encourage them to learn more about their computer so they can pass on that free advice and support to people they know. If you can't find an answer for them, help them search the web for answers.

    2. Refuse to help anyone with anything related to Microsoft products. Instead, tell them the truth: that Microsoft products are horribly inadequate, insecure (ie. IE) and expensive compared to most Linux distros. Anyone who argues this point is blind to the truth.

    Since May 2004, I have helped 42 people/organizations switch to a Linux distro from a Windows operating system (one of those was a business with almost 400 machines). To date, only one of those people still have Windows on another machine, due to her employers' refusal to switch. But, now that she knows the truth, she is thinking about changing employers. 27 of those people have gone on to help others switch from Windows to Linux and I have another 9 scheduled for the next three months.

    Word of mouth is the best advertisement and these folks are seeing that the stability, security and cost of ownership on Linux is highly attractive compared to Microsoft Windows.

    It gives me a nice warm feeling knowing that M$ will never have 100% of the home PC or server markets.

    1. Re:Here's what I do by NuclearDog · · Score: 1

      "1. Give free advice and support to people you know and encourage them to learn more about their computer so they can pass on that free advice and support to people they know. If you can't find an answer for them, help them search the web for answers."

      You're obviously not in the IT field.

      The last thing you want is someone that thinks the know something but really know absoloutely nothing 'helping' other users.

      All it ends up doing is making even more problems for yourself.

      ND

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  134. trade favors! by Emugamer · · Score: 1

    supporting people creates a sort of indetured servitude, and unless you are moving to do it full time, only support the projects that you have done. consider everything else a favor, and collect when you can. that way they have no real way to drag you down into it and you don't have to worry to much.

    Or you can charge 2 x $[your normal consultant rates] and cash in till they find a way for you not to have to support them

    I don't suggest this as a good way to run a buisness, just as someone who doesn't want to do helpdesk

  135. rates by spacepimp · · Score: 1

    75 dollars per hour for home users and basic small business support, nights and weekends, rates can go up to 150. I find the less i charge the more people feel the need to pick at the price. if they are willing to pay the 75 an hour they are usually willing to listen and feel comfortable that they are dealing with a professional. but then again, most of my friends get free support as do family.

  136. "I don't do Windows" by RailGunner · · Score: 1
    After helping my family with eleventy-billion viruses, trojans, spyware, and malware - I gave up. It was too time consuming.

    So now, whenever a family member asks me for help with their PC, I just respond "I don't do Windows".

    I've almost convinced my brother to switch to Linux... the in-laws are proving harder, but I dod get them to dump IE in favor of Firefox. (After trying to get them to dump IE in favor of anything for 2+ years....)

  137. Beer! by sulli · · Score: 2, Funny

    Buy me beer and I am very helpful. No beer, no virus scan.

    --

    sulli
    RTFJ.
    1. Re:Beer! by MicroBerto · · Score: 1
      As "funny" as it is, this is the best way to do it in college. I am going to a buddy's house tomorrow for a case of beer, I've been putting his computer off forever.

      It's nice to have people ask you for help, especially the hot girls, but there comes a time when enough is enough and you simply have to demand something back.

      I came off a bit too harshly a few times, and now way fewer people bother me. While that sounds nice, I don't like coming off as an asshole.

      Moral of the story - ask for something that will be enough so that they don't keep bothering you, but don't be a jerk.

      --
      Berto
  138. $75/hr on-site $35/hr on my bench by gregm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I charge them hard if I'm on-site... especially if it's some residential person who's just too lazy to disconnect their computer and bring it in.

    If they bring it in to me I take it home and only charge for the time I actually work on the thing.

    IE if I have to run spybot I charge for the time installing it and starting it and then I kick back and watch some tv or flip over to my computer and read slashdot. An hour or 2 later I'll check on their computer and clikc a few clicks and then go back off the clock while it reboots or whatever.

    This has worked out well for me and with a KVM switch it's no big deal to work on 2 or 3 computer simultaneously.

    G

  139. Charge Your Family and Friends? What Next? by stinkyfingers · · Score: 1

    How will you resolve disputes?

    Your side of the coin is that you get some cash for your time. Their side of the coin is that what happens if they feel you didn't do what you said you would.

    Nothing says bitter Thanksgiving like your aunt feeling like you shafted her out some cash. At least if you're working for free, you can always say, "I can't make any promises, but I'll look at it".

  140. $150 an hour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a web developer and database programmer. So basically my time is money, and a lot of money. I usually charge $150 an hour to do a website, so if someone wants me to stop doing what I'm doing and clean off their computer, I'm going to charge them the same amount.

    I use to do the barter system a long time ago as I see some people still do who posted some replies here. The problem I had with that is that someone always feels like they got screwed in the deal. So now I make everyone pay me for computer repair and when I need my car serviced, I pay them for their time. No one feels like they got screwed and no one owes anyone anything.

    Best part about it, is that most of the annoying homeusers only have me fix their computers once, while companies usually hire me on as their personal tech.

  141. There's something psychological about paying, too by ianscot · · Score: 1

    The weird part is, people act like having paid you makes it safer. They'll take more risks, and listen to your advice maybe a little less, if they've given you a check. It's almost like they think paying innoculates them against trouble.

    If you do this as a friend, they know they're still responsible and that you're a nice guy. If they pay you, they think they're nice people -- after all they paid you for something -- and that you're responsible.

    It's hard to find the middle ground between those. Exchange of favors, maybe, but only with the right person.

    --
    "Fundamentalism" isn't about divine morality. It's about human authority.
  142. LiveCDs by tearmeapart · · Score: 1

    I have gotten into the habit of carrying several LiveCDs of different uses. I charge nothing because it takes almost no time to burn them. If someone bugs me several times for a CD because they are constantly careless with them, I politely request for a 25 pack or 50 pack of CD-Rs. These packs have become my source of CDs to give out.

    I do admit that not everyone is converted, and the LiveCDs do not solve all of the worlds problems, but they generally make my life and more importantly the people who have all the problems' lives easier.

    Also, users often temporarily use the liveCD, then just buy a new computer sometime later because "they needed it anyways."

  143. If there is no consequence... by benjaminchoate · · Score: 1

    people will choose ignorance. While I hate to be all huffy-puffy about this, people seem to revel in their computer illiteracy. I charge $60/hour for onsite service, and $30/hour for in-house. This is in a relatively small (~100k in the valley) town, otherwise I'd charge more.

    If people don't have consequences for letting their computer become fscked up then they will continue to empower unsavory characters to use their boxes as zombies/mail proxies as well as encourage the creation of malware because they don't care to know the difference between clean and unclean software.

    I realize that most people don't necessarily want to be computer geeks, but computers are more than a hobby in our day. Owning a computer with internet connectivity now carries consequences that can affect the world. As the world is mostly capitalist, they will start to learn once the problem starts affecting their pocketbook.

    -Benj

  144. I always request a return favor by eaddict · · Score: 1

    I have asked for lawns to be cut, fences to be power washed, dog poop to be scooped and other NON-degree type requests. I say non-degree cause I didn't want to help someone who was, say a Doctor, who could help me in ways another who was a lawn care specialist couldn't. Since I have gone to that and NOT money and NOT food requests have dropped to almost 0. The biggest user of my support services is my sister. She will babysit sometime for me after I work on her PC. She gets her PC fixed. My kids get to spend time with thier aunt. I don't have to pay for a baby sitter. I get time with my spouse. We all win.

    --
    "If you are on fire you can just stop, drop, and roll. If you fall into Lava you are just dead." - my 5yr old daughter
  145. A pound of flesh. by Kenja · · Score: 5, Funny

    A pound of flesh, no more or less, not even to the twentieth part.

    --

    "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
    1. Re:A pound of flesh. by blatantdog · · Score: 1

      0.4535924 kilograms if you are our northern neighbor...

    2. Re:A pound of flesh. by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just don't forget to mention in the specifics that in taking that pound of flesh, the person in question may or may not bleed, and this isn't your problem, and it's their responsibility to have adequate medical care, spare blood, and cleaning supplies handy, as may be required.

      --
      Vintage computer games and RPG books available. Email me if you're interested.
  146. Don't do home users... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    EVER. It will be the worst mistake of your life.

    Fixing small home offices, yes, small businesses, yes, home users, NEVER.

    If you tell a person in business that they should never install any program ever, unless it came in a box and they bought it at CompUSA, they will.

    Home users are stupid, call their box a "hard drive" and annoy the shit out of anyone with enough common sense to RTFM and take an intro class at their local community college.

  147. Mod parent up by Kethinov · · Score: 1

    Excellent advice. I usually do free tech support for family and close friends, but if I'm dealing with people I don't know well, I switch into "business" mode and charge approximately $20 an hour. Usually, if it's something like spyware/viruses, I can get their machine cleaned up in just an hour, so its worth their money and my time.

    --
    You're right, I wouldn't steal a car. But if it were possible, I sure as hell would download one!
    1. Re:Mod parent up by SlyMonkey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For neighbors and coworkers, I typically charge a flat $20 total if they bring the machine to my house. I can throw on a spyware removal tool and go do something else and come back. I'm not getting rich from this, but it keeps people from expecting everything for free. I don't mind reformatting and reinstalling everything, since it saves me from another Sienfeld re-run anyways.

  148. Free by Capt_Troy · · Score: 1

    I do it for free for my family (of course) and my friends. My neighbor always tries to pay me, which is very kind of her, but I've never asked for it. It's just part of being a computer guy I guess. Mechanics and Doctors have the same types of requests. Now if you don't want people asking for your help, Astronaut would be a good profession I think.

  149. Tech support in Long Island/Queens by jezor · · Score: 1

    I've had a reasonable amount of success with a side on-site computer repair business. I charge $50/hour for homes, and $75/hour for small businesses. Those rates are generally acceptable, and also reflect (I believe) the skillset I bring to the table. My "site" (really an affiliate program link, for additional revenue) is here. {Jonathan}

  150. you fucking zealots make me sick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If some smarmy ingrate offspring had the temerity to fob off a Mac on me, I'd stop calling them too!

    Also cut them out of the will.

  151. I only support Macs by Sandor+at+the+Zoo · · Score: 1

    I tell my family that I'll support their machines for free, as long as they buy Macs. It's an absolute win-win -- if they use Macs, they don't need support, and I don't get bugged by them. :-)

    My family members that use PCs either know what they're doing (more or less) or they stop being able to send email after a couple of months. Sad but true.

  152. Horrible pricing plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think your price scheme is crap.

    I used to do tech support both in-house adn on-site.

    Very simple billing.

    In-house was $70/hour. minium charge of 1 hour even if all I do it switch the PSU back to 110v form 220v

    On-site was $110/hour with the same minium.

    Most warranty work was billed at what the company would reimburse. They are like car dealerships in that they have a price book and that is what they pay you for the work.

    An example would be $130 to replace a MB. If it takes you 10 hours then to bad. If it take syou 20 minutes then good job.

    If you are really doing this as employment, get certified to do warranty work . It was where 75% of our bunisness came from and the classes/tests you have to pass are easier then a 5'th grade math test.

    1. Re:Horrible pricing plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do it for 10$. Everything.

      Usually I just say "Its a hoples case. buy a nu computer. bacause im indian, they beleiv me. then i take the money ang go."

  153. Make It a Business, sort of... by gers0667 · · Score: 1

    I've made it a small time business. Actually, it's more of an bit more pocket money.

    If you can get a couple of people, they end up dumping spyware on their computer and destroying everything about once every 3-4 months. If you change $80-$100 a rebuild (ghost, format, drop data, return).

    You have a couple of those, and maybe some website creation on the side, and you have nice little side income, not taxed.

  154. $25 by Reo+Strong · · Score: 1
    $25/hour (can change from free to $30, depending on person and situation)

    I do live in rural Nebraska, so things are a bit tighter here. I also have some people who bitch about the $25/hour, untill I mention that the other option (a local store) charges $79/hour. I have been thinking of raising rates a bit because I am starting to value my time a bit more preciously.

    I would suggest that you charge whatever it would take for you to go back to work once you get home and take your shoes off... that is how I set my rates.

    I especially like the ones where it takes me four hours to clean off adware/malware/viruses, But I do take the time to educate the users about good surfing behaviors, even had a guy ask how to surf pr0n safely (that was a long and very akward conversation). I also try to tell people what I'm doing as well as why I'm doing it (what this program does, why I'm using it as opposed to the one that their third-cousin's-second-grade-teacher suggested - no really, I'm not kidding)

    Good use of Spyware Blaster and Spybot helps to keep the "it still isn't fixed, and I want you to come and fix it for free this time, again" calls down to a minimum (only had one terrible customer)

    --
    "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." -Anon.
  155. Segment Segment Segment by The-Bus · · Score: 2, Informative

    If I was in your position, I would do the following:

    First off, don't charge anything to anyone in your immediate family or friends. This ideally should be a group of at most about five people.

    Second, think about the possibility of trading and/or bartering services, whether formally or informally. Surely at some point it will be beneficial if you can count on free/reduced services from, say, a plumber, or a real estate agent, or an attorney, or any number of people.

    Then charge everyone else. I would do it officially and get a business license which is probably not too expensive and you can recoup the costs after 25 hours of work, I would guess. (Again, maybe an accountant or attorney can help you incorporate in this case). Then charge something like $25 per visit plus $15 per hour, or whatever you feel your time is worth. The people you are charging are customers, and you are legitimately providing services to help them. I would certainly "fix it right" the first time and maybe offer a sheet or two of common traps so that they don't have this problem in the future.

    There's franchises that already do this, like Geeks on Call (disclaimer: I have no ties with them whatsoever). More than likely you will want to do something smaller.

    I suggest creating a company or getting a license (plus listing any certs you have helps) because eventually you might be the guy to help a small business at which you can easily make a lot of money. Also, when its a company (and not "my brother-in-law Steve, he's great") it's OK to charge more because people expect overhead, etc.

    I would only do this final step if you're really interested and if it seems worthwhile. You can always have a very high rate that is charged to businesses but you help residential customers for less on the side.

    Basically, do it right and all the way or don't do it at all and stick to helping close family members and those whose services you might use in the future. The third step is what can easily cause you to go from a casual helper to someone who can make a decent chunk of change.

    --

    Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.

  156. Less than Best Buy by pbemfun · · Score: 1

    I do this every once in a while for people. I tend to charge around $20-30 an hour, depending on what I need to do. This is typically less than what Best Buy and the other local computer shops will charge but enough to make it worth my time.

  157. It depends on what they have by sjmikeh · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I get asked this all the time. I do not charge family, or friends but I let them All know I do this kind of work as a side business and please refer people to me. This is an easy way to clue them in that you will not fix there friends machines for free.
    However. Unless they have a specific software issue that requires windows I set them on the path to getting a mac next time around. If they cheap out and buy another PC, I simply do not help them, or charge or barter.

    My rate is $65 minimum 2 hours. If its a business I charge more. I do not charge for phone calls or email support but when I am called out I always round up and they have allready called me a few times.

    I do not fix win95, 98 or ME. I will only install a fresh purchased version of XP if the machine can't take it then I walk them through getting a Mac Mini or a Dell if they must have windows for something. Most people seem to want more power any how, and a lot of my calls start with I just got this digital camera.

  158. Support Linux only by Lispy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I support my mom, my neighbour, my exgirlfriend and a few friends. All of them were willing to switch to Slackware/Dropline desktops for different reasons (cheap programming environment, plain mail and office uses, no hassle with viruses and so on).

    Most of the time they get free support since it is fun to teach them how to use Linux and mostly the boxes are in good shape. Regular issues are "This movie won't display / Codecs", "I can't connect to my Windowsmachines / Samba", "My instant messenger won't work / When MSN changed their protocol again *sigh*".

    Back when I was fixing Windows machines I didn't charge anything since it made them feel as if they owned my sparetime and called me whenever they wanted. What's more, everytime it breaks again you are the one to blame.

    1. Re:Support Linux only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to support windows a lot. Friends familly and friends of friends ... I was usually filling bad on the end because it was failing next time and thay call me and I had no time...

      Now I tell them that windows is a system I don't want to support, that if they want I can support linux for them. I'm not making marketing I'm onestly showing them pros and cons (ok maby I'm litle pro linux ;)). And some of them say yes some no. Both is ok.

      Now I have less pupils. I spend usually a much time on the begining instaling software (Mandrake only for pupiles not for me ;) and guiding them around.

      My dad, my brother, and some friends all are using linux. And I ones heard dialogue by dads laptop:
      my dads firiend(58): Oh what a strange computer you have, isn't it hard to use.
      my dad(59): Now, it's just my kids plaing with icons. Rest is the same.

      He is false I installed his system 2 years a go and he had no problem since than, it would be imposible with windows.

      janek

  159. Flexible rate plans... by arete · · Score: 1

    Your rate should be based on your schedule. Both how busy you are and how urgently they need you. I set up something like this:

    It's $95/hour for me to drop whatever I'm doing and come fix your problem right now. Almost nobody ever pays that.

    Clients can pick whatever price they want lower than that, and I'll get to their project in that order, when I have time. If their price is too low, I might never get around to it - I might never need the work badly enough. But I'll keep their name and phone number for free.

    I try to be honest about how long it's going to take for me to get to something. This allows important economic forces to help me out.

    1) I get to have a high "full price" so this is profitable for me - it's what I make my living doing.

    2) I give people who need help and can't really afford it a way to make my life easier and a reason not to just be cheap. I pick a time when things are slow.

    3)---> I give clients who aren't paying top dollar a good, concrete reason why I don't have to drop everything for them and why they can't be mad at me because I'm busy.

    Number 3 is huge, frankly. For a while all my customers were getting at least 50% off. But they knew that that was why I got to schedule them, and not the other way around. Give them the option to pay full price, and either you get much more money or they get much more reasonable.

    Disclaimers:
    I also have a 2 hour minimum on places more than a 5 minute drive away. None of this necessarily applies to big repeat clients. These numbers aren't exactly my current ones. I'm fairly experienced and this includes a lot of types of work you're not including. I now exercise the right to give stuff on the lower end away to subcontractors if I feel it's appropriate.

    --
    Looking for freelance Actionscript (Flash/Flex) or ColdFusion work and/or freelance developers. Email me, put Slashdot
  160. Depends on the OS by Jason+Hood · · Score: 1

    $40 an hour if I have to repair or install winders.

    Free if I can stick and ubuntu disc in and never hear from them again ;)

    --
    Are you intolerant of intolerant people?
  161. Charging keeps cheapskates away by Gruuk · · Score: 1

    I also used to do free tech support for family and close friends. When those friends started to tell their friends about this great, free tech support they were getting, I started to have calls. Since I had a full time job and part time classes, I really didn't have time for this. So I started charging and it got rid of those too cheap to pay for my services, which cost the following:
    - I-don't-know(or like)-you rate:
    $40/hour, 2 hours minimum
    - Distant relatives and friendly acquaintances rate:
    $30/hour, 2 hours minimum.
    - Immediate family and very close friends:
    For typical problems, free dinner/lunch (pizza and beer as a minimum, but I'd content myself with a filet mignon and a nice bordeaux, if I have to). Anything complex would be $20 per hour, 1 hour minimum.

    True, I could have more "competitive" pricing, but my time is too important to me to spend much of it on tech support for not enough money.

    --
    De gustibus et coloribus non est disputandum
  162. Don't Support Windows by vandan · · Score: 1

    I only do Linux and hardware support.
    I'll install Linux people, set up a good desktop, teach them how to use it, and do upgrades on it ( dyndns, remote maintenance via ssh ).

    But people had better not tell me about their Windows issues, because I've already warned them about viruses, worms, spyware and such, and if they continue using Windows when I've given them a better alternative, then they're on their own.

    I've found this reduces my tech support burden considerably. I've got 5 remote Linux boxen that their respective owners are very happy with. None of them have viruses. None of them are getting slower and slower and slower. None of them need a reinstall. None of them need me to dodgy up the Windows XP key because SP1 / SP2 are recejeting theirs as being pirated. None of them need the latest copy of MS Office that their buddy burned for them. Basically, none of them have any problems. Sometime people have questions, but for those, I have answers.

    You support Windows once, and you'll be back there in 3 months fixing the same friggin' thing.

  163. Two bottles of Diet Pepsi... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    My standard rate for fixing friends and neighbors' computers is two bottles of Diet Pepsi. Sometimes I have to settle for two bottles of cranberry juice or a case of water when dealing with an anti-soda zealot.

  164. What I charge... by edesjardins · · Score: 1

    $60/hour. It helps people know that I'm serious about what I do and it also weeds out the requests that I'd rather not deal with. -Evan

  165. Don't answer questions by bigberk · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I just pretend I don't know anything practical. Common (honest) responses are, "sorry but I don't even own a copy of Windows XP", or "I haven't used Microsoft Word since 1999". Within my business I do offer technical support for paid customers without charging extra, but only provide support over email and of course will only answer relevant questions about my software, definitely not generic computer problems.

  166. It depends... by TheBlackzone · · Score: 1

    I don't charge anything for family members and (really) close friends.

    Otherwise it depends on what needs to be done and who's requesting help. Businesses will typically have to pay EUR 40-60, while persons will be charged with EUR 20-30.

    Sometimes, if the problem/task is clear and I can estimate the total amount of time it will consume, I stipulate a price for the task regardless of the time it takes.

  167. What is my time worth? by PacketScan · · Score: 0

    I won't start the card for under 50 an hour. Although that is the rate for family friends. Of course family is free that's a given. but as for business type problems it's 150 just to get me there and then 100-150 per hour depending on the job.
    Networking has always been easy for me as i'm great with math. Database developement or repair doesn't come so easy so that is 150 per hour.
    It all comes down to what am i worth.

  168. CompUSA by Elvisisdead · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I don't do this kind of stuff any more. Not worth my time to do it, and get stuck with the problem. I just refer them to CompUSA, where for $100, they get a fixed labor cost.

    It's a win, win for me. They get their equipment fixed and I gave them good advice on where to take it. FWIW, I don't work for CompUSA, just spend there.

    --

    "Want in one hand and spit in the other and see which one fills up first." - My Dad
  169. southside tech support by chigun · · Score: 1

    For immediate family and close friends I give them one hour free and 25 bucks per hour thereafter for house calls. Also, they are required to buy me either beer or food. For anyone else they are charged 40/hour flat for housecalls and 25/hour if they drop it off.

    --
    swanker than you
  170. Tech Support by DaMa9eD · · Score: 0

    Family is free...their and my friends pay $50 for system rebuild, or a portion thereof for clean-up and service packs...Oklahoma cheap...

    --
    Have you been DaMa9eD today?
  171. What I charge... by Not-a-Neg · · Score: 1

    I do "house-calls" for friends of my parents, and more often friends of the friends of my parents. What I charge is based on the difficulty of the fix. If all I need to do is install a driver, change a software setting, or clean-out some spyware, then I ask for $20(they usually pay me $40-$50 despite me only asking for $20). If it's something more time consuming like replacing a motherboard/HDD/FDD, then I ask for: "whatever you think my time was worth". Usually they don't like that response and grill me for a $ amount, so I then ask $40 if it took 1-2 hours, or $20/hr if it took several hours to complete(re-install of Windows + software; for example).

    90% of the time though, I only ask for $20, and 100% of the time I get payed 2-5 times what I asked for. I'm actually just happy to have an excuse to get out of the house, and always happy to work on a computer no matter who owns it.

    It's also fun getting to tell a parent how much pr0n/music/movies their child has illegaly downloaded onto the family machine(note to kids, setting the "hidden" attribute on a folder is pointless. The first thing I do is change folder views to show all hidden/system folders.)

    --
    -==- Buy a Mac and leave me alone!
  172. Tech Support calls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For personal (non-business), I ask for an adequate supply of beer while "on-site". Not really charging, but enough to keep the nusance calls away.

  173. Don't mix business and friendship by odie_q · · Score: 1

    My advice is (and this is much more general than just tech support), don't try and find a middle ground between business and family/friendship. Either you help them out because you want to, and don't charge for it (but make sure they remember it when you need help with something :), or you do it for the money, and charge what you feel it's worth. What do you say when you've charged money for helping your uncle with his computer, and you're unable to fix it? A normal customer can just say "screw you" and go elsewhere, but with family it isn't that simple.

    I do some tech consulting (professionally) on the side, and usually charge my clients the equivalent of US$100-150 per hour, depending on the issue. Now, a hundred bucks an hour would be outrageous for some simple home PC fiddling, and I can't charge my friends that kind of money. This means I can't get enough money out of it to make it worth my time, so I would still be doing it as a favour. As long as I'm doing favours, I don't feel right charging for them.

    --
    ...ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.
    1. Re:Don't mix business and friendship by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      Don't do favors. They don't pay the bills. Family and friends know to pay me my going rate. They (yes, all of them) are also in business for themselves, and they know that the time I spend on their machine could be paid time on a 'clients' machine. Also, they write off their computer repair expenses at the end of the year, which helps.

      The home user market is a huge set of one-offs. You fix it, they break it, and maybe they'll call you again. Usually they don't. Those that complain about my rates are sent to my 'competition' (I use that term loosely) so the user can find out what being ripped off is really like. Those usually come back afterward with a different attitude.

    2. Re:Don't mix business and friendship by odie_q · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much what I meant. I've done some network security work for my cousin who runs a small software firm, and that's just fine. I had the feeling the poster was asking about helping friends out with their home computers. I can't justify charging $200 to fix someone's home computer, it isn't worth it, when the local shop will do it for half. Pretty much; don't do work you're overqualified for, unless it's as a favour. If you don't want to do favours, then don't. Doing half-favours for less than your going rate is not good for your friendship, and overcharging your friends for services they don't need is just plain mean.

      --
      ...ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.
    3. Re:Don't mix business and friendship by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      "Doing half-favours for less than your going rate is not good for your friendship, and overcharging your friends for services they don't need is just plain mean."

      If they don't need it, I tell them they don't need it, and why they don't need it. "You don't need me to install that. A blind, drunken, monkey can do it. So can you."

  174. Charges by doombob · · Score: 1

    For friends and family, if it takes me less than an hour, I charge nothing. If it takes me longer, they have to make or pay for dinner.

    On the job: $75 per hour on site for PC repair, cleanup, and networking issues.

    One the job: $60 per hour in shop for cleanup, repairs, upgrades, etc (this usually ends up being either 1 or 2 hours worth of service plus the cost of parts or antivirus software).

    And unlike our local competitors, we do not start charging time until we get there and analyze the situation. We give a quote for how long it will take, and if they decide for us not to go ahead, we only charge a half hour of our time.

  175. Barter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work support for lots of local businesses. It usually doesn't take more than an hour or so, and an occasional slightly bigger weekend project once a year, but the upshot is that I get great benefits. I get wholesale on all bicycle parts. I get free haircuts (at a very nice salon). I get many free meals.

    When that isn't practical, I simply decline. I have especially started declining the barrage of spyware, adware, and just fubarred windows machines. It's just not worth my time. The upshot is that people are buying macs in *DROVES*. I can name about ten of my close friends that have gone out and purchased a Mac. I didn't even suggest it to them, only said that any fix I make to Windows will be extremely short-lived. So far I haven't had a single question come my way from those users.

    I owned a Mac for a while and sold it to one of the aforementioned people. I actually prefer Linux overall for lots of reasons (control, flexibility, etc.) but I really love Apple for making my life immensely easier. I truly believe it is the people like me in my situation that have spent literally thousands and thousands of hours helping people with Windows that owes Microsoft its success. As soon as people actually have to start paying for it and dealing with it themselves, Microsoft will start to lose serious marketshare. It feels bad not being able to help people out in a pinch, but I have come to realize that it will be better for everyone in the long term to decline such requests. It's doing no one a favor and why prop up on my own shoulders a company that clearly doesn't deserve any more money, goodwill, or marketshare?

  176. $65 an hour American currency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or gold at the current exchange rate.

  177. Comes down to.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Food, Money or Sex. I like the latter one the best.

  178. Knowledge, the best reimbursement by Kohonen · · Score: 1

    I think it is payment enough to find out what type of porn your friends and family are into.

    1. Re:Knowledge, the best reimbursement by man_ls · · Score: 1

      A colleague of mine once challenged me to break into his computer system. (I had full physical access to the machine while doing so.) He claimed "It's so secure, even a professional hacker couldn't get in!"

      He stepped out to use the restroom, for maybe 3 minutes total. By the time he'd returned, I was on his laptop, and had a nice scrolling list of all the colorful titles of pornography which no normal person would willingly look at scrolling down the terminal -- all from his "My Shared Folder" type thing.

      I've never seen someone turn so red before. But from that day forward, nobody ever failed to defer to me as the expert. All I had to do was look at that individual and he'd chime in enthusiastically with whatever it was I was pushing at the time.

      Pissed-off administrators make for strange politics; )

  179. We're an 'outsourced' IT shop by Wapiti-eater · · Score: 1

    We manage netowrks, servers and entire IT departments for several smaller companies. We're not a 'retail' store front at all. Similar problem is that we do *not*, as a rule, deal with home user/end user systems. However, the employees of our clients would all want their home sysetms fixed. It's part of the contracts now - they get a deal. Non-contract, per incident rate is $100/hr, contract rate is $80/hr and employees of contractees are charged $75/hr and handled by appointment only. Save's 'em $25/hr off the 'walk in price'.

    --
    Senior NCO in the fight against entropy. I've seen things, man. Things no one should have to see.....
  180. Charge $5 for a Knoppix CD by Spy+Handler · · Score: 1
    (i.e. getting someone's home machine cleaned up and back to normal email & web browsing capability)

    Give them a Knoppix CD, tell them to open a web-based email account at Hotmail or Yahoo (if they don't have one already) and they'll be back to email & web browsing capability in 2 minutes. Charge them $5 for the media and your time burning it.

    If they need more extensive services, like being able to play Windoze games again, tell them the going rate is $80 an hour, you're a knowledgable expert, and you won't go lower than that. I bet this will weed out majority of the requests, but the Knoppix will have helped them and you won't feel bad about brushing them off.

    1. Re:Charge $5 for a Knoppix CD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is too weird - I started to do the same thing! I hand out Knoppix and Mandrake Move as 'emergency systems' whenever I fix a machine, show them how to browse the web from Konqueror and leave it at that.

  181. Finally my sig is relevant! Huzzah! by Not-a-Neg · · Score: 1
    "...to say "Get a Mac."
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    -==- Buy a Mac and leave me alone!
  182. Ask them for a Barista trip by sriram_2001 · · Score: 1

    The best tech support fees I could ever expect is a Barista trip - but then, I have pretty exclusive clientele :)

    1. Re:Ask them for a Barista trip by aarthi_r · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering if Barista outlets are even going to be around by the time you claim fees for your tech support. Still, they are the best tech support fees I can think of too, for the benefit is mutual :)

  183. Get back to work! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    You sir, are a true benefactor to humanity.
    "Oh, I wouldn't think to take your money, you'll just have to slave away for me in the RPG saltmines until your debt is paid off! BWAHAHAHAHA! "

    --

    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  184. Payment comes in many forms by PktLoss · · Score: 0

    And I usually collect in the bedroom.

    It's okay though, I've only got one client :)

    1. Re:Payment comes in many forms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that is such a nice setup for a mom joke. You realize that don't you? :)

    2. Re:Payment comes in many forms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I do tech support for my mom, too.

  185. $100/hour by bushda · · Score: 1

    I charge a flat rate of $100/hour whether it's personal or business.

    I value my personal time greatly, and if I've got to be inconvenienced to work on someone's computer problems I want it to both compensate me appropriately for my time, and give a little pain to their wallet. This scares most people off, and frankly that's why I set the rate at that. For those that do pay my rate I make sure they get what they asked for and usually more.

    I'm pretty liberal on tracking my time, but that of course fluctuates from person to person. The more annoying - the closer I track my time.

    There are exceptions of course. I wouldn't dream of charging my folks or my mother & father in-law. OTOH my brother is turning into a multiple-call-a-day person, and that's where I draw the line.

    I may come off as a jerk in this post, but think about it. Do you want to work for little or nothing for everyone you're related to, all your friends, all their friends, and so on while you get no time with your own wife & kids to enjoy life?? Personally my time is my time to relax. If they can't understand that they can call Geek Squad and pay more for less service.

    Thinking that sounded grumpy,
    - Dave

    --
    There are two seasons in my world - Hockey and Construction
  186. I charge ... by ninewands · · Score: 1

    no money, however, I am a full-time n*x admin and I tell them that if they want me to support their computer, they have to make it easy for me ... I tell them I will install and configure Fedora on their computer and I will admin the box for them remotely, including setting up any substitute applications that they have to use to provide the functionality they need. I tell them I have not used or supported Windows in almost four years and that I do not think it is reasonable for them to want me to learn a system I'm not familiar with just so they don't have to pay for Best Buy to fix their problems.

    Funny thing is, I've only had one taker so far ... my wife ... and she has become a militant penguinista ... I don't think I could PAY her to go back to Windows.

  187. anyone here making a living at it? Advertising? by Cryofan · · Score: 1

    Does anyone here actually make a living at this?

    How about advertising this sort computer doctor services? Anyone here do that?

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    eat shiat and bark at the moon
  188. Yes Yes Yes by The+Tyro · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm glad somebody said it.

    Helping for free leaves them indebted to you instead of you to them. It's a great way to generate goodwill, as well as a nifty way to receive an unexpected favor later. I'd say it's better to have a positive accounts-receivable column, even if you never see a dime.

    Taking money is opening up a can of worms. Blood is thicker than water... but the one thing that's thicker than blood is MONEY. People have this attitude (and sometimes rightly so) that as long as they're paying you, they have a leash on you... they then bother you/demand things from you, often out of proportion to the amount of money exchanged. That's a sticky situation to get into with family, friends, and coworkers. Do you want some kind of disgruntled attitude/tension between you and your friends? I don't.

    Just by doing it for free, I've received all sorts of gifts in kind. Those gifts have included computer hardware, gift certificates, beer, lunch, etc, etc. I NEVER solicit such gifts, and I always make an effort to turn them down. That may sound odd, but I actually enjoy working on computers, and my day job already involves helping others (I'm an ER physcian, so I already see plenty of no-pay/self-pay/uninsured patients for free; doing the same to the occasional computer just doesn't bother me that much)

    Then there's the simple act of doing something nice for people... sometimes that's its own reward.

    --
    Even if a man chops off your hand with a sword, you still have two nice, sharp bones to stick in his eyes.
    1. Re:Yes Yes Yes by MourningBlade · · Score: 2, Informative

      You know, it's funny: I've noticed the opposite effect. Now mind you, I was doing work when I was young.

      If I fixed someone's computer for free, if something messed up later it was my fault. My advice was also completely ignored, as I was not "knowledgable."

      If I charged a little for my services, I would indeed be beholden to them for outrageous demands ($10 to fix a computer turned into a complete re-installation, a 2-hour hardware isolation job [bad power supply, as it turned out], and recovering all their old data. Thanks, mom!)

      I found, however, when I charged enough, things were different. At $60/hr they want you to get in and get out with fixing whatever it is. They take your advice very seriously, as they don't want to pay for you to come around again.

      As a nice side-effect, it also makes them revise their rhetoric. Funny how they "have to have" X, but when you quote them $100 to get that done it suddenly becomes much less important.

      You see a similar thing in business: waiters in a cheap restaurant get abused a lot more than waiters in an expensive restaurant. If you're asked to consult on a project, demand a very high fee or your advice won't be taken seriously.

      The exception to this rule is family, of course. They're often indignant that you would even conceive of charging them money for something as trivial as 8 hours of your time (and frustration. Since I've worked only on Mac and Linux now for about 5 years, working on Windows is torture). So I did the only thing I could: I converted the problem (my mother) over to a Mac. I've yet to get woken up in the morning with a tech support problem since I did that.

    2. Re:Yes Yes Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This definitely rings true. Customers who ignore expert recommendation or demand more than they're worth are hopeless anyway. Best to "fire" them when you can.

    3. Re:Yes Yes Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude. You are SO not going to fit in around here....

    4. Re:Yes Yes Yes by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      That's not my experience - mine's the reverse.

      I help friends and family of mine - not friends of friends. Not friends of family. Friends get help for free. Sometimes, they are generous back (like lunch, gift vouchers) but I don't expect it.

      The rest are another matter. They pay. I don't even consider the "good recommendation" or "payback" thing, because I tried it once and found it to be lacking.

      I once helped a realtor (who could definitely afford to pay), thinking I'd get some more work later. Gave him a CD with the downloaded driver he needed.

      Response? Nothing. Not even a call to say it had worked. So, I phone the guy 2 days later, and he says that yes, it worked fine, and couldn't wait to get off the phone. No beer, no reference, no offer of barter. Nothing.

      That taught me a good little lesson - Ask for the money. If someone is unwilling to pay, they're a cheapskate.

      And never sell yourself cheap. It might only take 5 minutes to download a driver that you know they need, but they are paying for your expertise in knowing that.

    5. Re:Yes Yes Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never ask for money from friends or family, and i happily go help them, there is always a nice dinner included, and its nice to see them once in a while.

      And if their problems gets too cryptic, or i figure its too much hassle (like cleaning spyware off the same windows installation the 4th time, and they complain the pc is still crashing), i have no problem telling them to reinstall themselves, or ask someone else to help for a change.

      If they offer to pay i decline with a laugh, then bookmark my online wishlist in their browser, and say they can send me something on my birthday.

      Gotten me a new T40 laptop that way :)

    6. Re:Yes Yes Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an ER physician and you have time to work on other people's computers?

      You must mean you're the janitor at the ER :/

    7. Re:Yes Yes Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Accepting money from random computer fools is risky business. One woman I helped wanted to pay me half up front and half later. I was stupid enough to accept....

      Well, I was installing DSL for her, and I had to go through a bunch of shit because her windows install was very fubar. In the end of it all it turns out she was out of range for SBC DSL and they had lied to her when they said they activated it. She refused to pay me the second half of my payment because of this, unless I would testify in court for her against SBC for the price of my service. Harh..

    8. Re:Yes Yes Yes by dave420 · · Score: 1

      I try to do the same. I'd rather be nice than have money.

    9. Re:Yes Yes Yes by canoeberry · · Score: 1

      I have been helping my parents and a couple of my wive's friends. I got a $400 delicious dinner out of the wireless network installation a few years ago, and this year I got an ipod mini for a hellish Windows ME -> XP upgrade. I never asked for anything, never expected anything (although in retrospect I am not surprised as it is a time sink).

      I am toying with the idea of retiring and starting a side business where I provide very affordable IT for people who want to be part of the computer revolution but are just overwhelmed by the stupidity of the state of the Windows world. I truly hate to see people struggle and then give up, but frankly I cannot see how most people could possible spend the time and effort to get to the bottom of a lot of the crazy things that go wrong on their PCs.

  189. No Support for Unsupported Products by man_ls · · Score: 1

    I tell clients running Windows 98 or ME that I will not support them, and that they need to either purchase a new machine, or upgrade the operating system on their old one. No compromises. It's not worth my time to maintain proficiency in rapidly-disappearing older systems. (There was *one* instance where I supported a Windows 95 machine, in 2004, which was running some mission-critical software to interface to a bunch of proprietary control equipment. I quoted them $500 per hour in an effort to dissuade them from contracting me to do it...but they did...guess in that circumstance, they did make it worth my while to support the older equipment.)

    For systems which are reasonably recent, I charge on a sliding scale. Spyware and virus removal will be a flat-fee of $35 for home users, $50 per machine for businesses. Repair/Diagnostics are about $20 per hour for 501(c)3 non-profit organizations, $30 for home users, $40 for corporate clients. Plus fees for travel more than 1 gallon of gasoline (about 15 miles, $5), fees for any media I expend while diagnosing their system (i.e. cleanroom boot CDs, diagnostic tools CDs, about $1 per CD and $3 per DVD used), etc.

    Never had a complaint about my rates (which are on the low-side of norm for a small consultant, but then again, I have low overhead and am catering more to small businesses and home users than to larger corporations with special projects) and people seem to keep coming back for more, so it must be fairly reasonable.

    1. Re:No Support for Unsupported Products by bl1st3r · · Score: 1

      Your sig is bullshit, or your post is bullshit. Which is it? Either you're making fairly decent cash, or you're a poor CS grad stueent. It doesn't go both ways. How about you don't advertise next time asshole?

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      hrrm.
  190. Reasonable Service Rate $50/hr by Nasser · · Score: 1

    $20/hr is too little. $50/hr is reasonable, and still MUCH less than having a professional computer company do a service call to a house or business. You need to consider that when you touch their computer, you will immediately be responsible for it during your service call as well after your service call. Imagine your customer calling you up one week later saying:

    "my modem isnt working now, but it was working before you worked on my PC... I know a week has passed, but I only just now tried to use the modem, you still need to fix it at no charge"

    1. Re:Reasonable Service Rate $50/hr by SlyMonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I should also clarify that I live in Upstate New York and not NYC. $20 does seem too cheap. The local computer store charge a $40 minimum bench charge plus an additional hourly rate. It would typically end up $100 to remove virus and spyware. and do some other tinkering. Maybe $40 would be more appropriate. There's just something about that $50 mark that seems like you should have a real storefront. But I fix computers for a school district, so I'm not used to having to charge people for my time.

    2. Re:Reasonable Service Rate $50/hr by laxiepoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Family is free. Friends are free. Family Friends I give discounts to and prorate on a project basis. Most people insist on paying and even overpaying. For referrals to outside clients I'm $50 per hour, with a 2-hour estimate and cap for spyware removal. I really enjoy fixing people's computers. Most are to the point with spyware that they don't even turn it on. A few rounds of Spybot and Adaware, with a dash of Hijack This clears up 98% of problems, and is so easy. I usually don't make house calls other than to pick up and drop off machines. No sense in sitting at their house for hours on end watching scans go.

    3. Re:Reasonable Service Rate $50/hr by laxiepoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      PS: Data recovery with Knoppix rocks! Several times now I've run into machines that won't boot into their Windows installs, but Knoppix jumps right in.

    4. Re:Reasonable Service Rate $50/hr by Kethinov · · Score: 1

      I am not a business. Thus my cheap rate. By charging such a cheap price, I get repeat customers, free meals, and returned favors. It's the balance between bartering and charging high.

      --
      You're right, I wouldn't steal a car. But if it were possible, I sure as hell would download one!
    5. Re:Reasonable Service Rate $50/hr by chrisnewbie · · Score: 0

      How do you go about getting rights to copy files in windows...we tried that solution for a windows 2000 installation format in ntfs,,,,we couldnt work with anything because we didnt have access rights to files ,,,,the ntoskrnl was screwed,,,,we still had the version locally in service pack backup but ntfs permission were blocking us,,,we had to use a window base cd recovery but i guess that in fat 32 we probably wouldnt have got this problem

    6. Re:Reasonable Service Rate $50/hr by aero2600-5 · · Score: 1

      I haven't used Knoppix, only Slax. I've used it for viewing data on machines I wasn't supposed to have access to, but I didn't know of a way to get data off the computer other than mailing it to myself. How do you get the data off their computer? Does Knoppix allow you to burn CDs? Do you hook it up to your home network? I'm used to pulling the drive, sticking it in my removable mount, and pulling the data onto my own computer. I'm really curious to know how you do this with Knoppix. Mind you, I'm also pretty new to Linux. I use Windows XP myself on a regular basis, with another computer or two running Linux so that I can attempt to learn it when I have time.

      As a side-note, I charge $25/hour for my tech support services, and things that can be quickly handled over the phone are free. Also, service to family is free, and to most friends. Most friends wind up forcing me to accept money. I do house calls, but only to pick up and drop off computers. I do actually run a computer business out of my home, but part of my agreement with the city/county is that I will not have an unusual amount of visitors at my home for business related reasons.

      Aero

      --
      Please stop hurting America -- Jon Stewart
    7. Re:Reasonable Service Rate $50/hr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      USB media l4m3r!1 =/

    8. Re:Reasonable Service Rate $50/hr by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      If $20/hour works for you, then more power to you. If it ever gets out of hand, like it has for the guy who submitted the story, raise your rates. You might even consider raising the rate anyway, but then giving a discount: "I normally charge $40/hour to most people, but I'm only charging you $20." Let people know your time is valuable.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    9. Re:Reasonable Service Rate $50/hr by fubar1971 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That scenario is easy to overcome. I stopped doing side jobs for awhile do to running into that problem. I have since taken a page from RR. After I fix someone's computer, I then make sure that I print off all of the logs from the AV and Anti-Malware software. I then have the user sit down for a test drive. I have them use the new HW/SW/feature/etc. I then have them verify that the entire PC is in working order to their satisfaction. Then I hand them a receipt for their payment that they must sign. On this receipt, it states that they are satisfied with the final state of operation of their computer. I then give the customer a copy of the receipt, and then keep a copy for my self. The copy for myself, I save for my taxes, and if they call back a week later winig that I broke something, I then ask them if they rember that we went through and verified everything was in working order before I left, and that they signed off on it. If stated in a professional and tactful way, most customers agree with me, and then don not even mind paying me for a return visit. The ones that get mad and upset are usually the ones looking for something for free, and never call back after I pont out that they did agree that it was working when I left. Customers like that you do not need anyways, so it is no big loss. I haven't had any problems since.

    10. Re:Reasonable Service Rate $50/hr by DoraLives · · Score: 1
      Most people insist on paying and even overpaying.

      Concur. I've never quoted a price. Ever. When they ask what they owe, I just smile and advise them that they should give me whatever they think it's worth. I'm still waiting on the first chiseler to dog me with any kind of underpayment at all. People pay, and pay well, when approached this way.

      --
      Is it fascism yet?
    11. Re:Reasonable Service Rate $50/hr by macdaddy · · Score: 1
      I'll help you with your iPod if you'll help me with a Mini Mac for my mother. :-)

    12. Re:Reasonable Service Rate $50/hr by wozza96 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's the kicker. You have no way of knowing if what you did stuffed up there modem or not.

      It's a bit like going to the mechanic and saying: "since you fixed my brakes, the gearbox doesn't work properly any more." He'll tell to to GTH, they're not related. Can you be so sure in something like a windows OS?

    13. Re:Reasonable Service Rate $50/hr by dekemoose · · Score: 1

      any of the USB media devices should work. Typically I will plug into a network and use ssh/rsync/netcat/samba/$insertfiletransferutilityh ere to tranfer things to my laptop or some other appropriate machine.

    14. Re:Reasonable Service Rate $50/hr by Drakonite · · Score: 1

      Yes, knoppix can burn cds. You are better off using a USB Pen drive though.

      --
      Shoot Pixels, Not People!
    15. Re:Reasonable Service Rate $50/hr by ZeroPost · · Score: 1

      I'll sign up to your mac mini link if you sign up for my ipod one. :)

      contact me at jbrandon at ptd.net if you're interested.

    16. Re:Reasonable Service Rate $50/hr by ets960 · · Score: 1

      And I will sign up for your minimac, if you sign up for my flat screen. Email me, sioked at gmail dot com

    17. Re:Reasonable Service Rate $50/hr by JustDisGuy · · Score: 1
      You might even consider raising the rate anyway, but then giving a discount: "I normally charge $40/hour to most people, but I'm only charging you $20." Let people know your time is valuable.

      Yep - exactly how I handle it. My "rate" is $125/hr (Canadian - LOL), and my 'good-guy' rate (co-workers, acquaintances, etc.) is $60/hr. Friends and family usually only have to feed me alcohol and stimulating conversation. ;-)
      --
      "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor
    18. Re:Reasonable Service Rate $50/hr by unitron · · Score: 1

      Are you and the other people using Spybot S&D and getting paid for it donating anything to the author?

      --

      I see even classic Slashdot is now pretty much unusable on dial up anymore.

  191. Dell affiliate by French+guy · · Score: 1

    I suscribed as a Dell affiliate. I tell people with old Win 98/ME that they need a new computer.

    I can usually pull out a $600 - $800 machine with 3 years guarantee (without monitor) and get a 1% commission on the sale. And they can call the Dell Call Center instead of me if they have any kind of trouble.

    As for close friends, I usually take a look at theitr comuter in exchange of a free meal.

  192. rates by OnTheWay · · Score: 1

    I charge $50 - $80 /hour here in the DC area and my clients haven't left me yet ...

  193. Start with bartering by psych-major · · Score: 1

    I have traded tech services for things like legal work, electrical work and carpentry. But if I work for cash, I get $50.00 per hour. When I'm done I have them verify that it is working to their liking. I try to educate them about safe computing, but if the mess it up again, I charge them to fix it again. No complaints so far.

  194. Dont' Do Business w/ Family & Friends by major.morgan · · Score: 1

    I had heard the saying about doing business with family and friends being a bad idea, didn't think much of it. I have definately learned (luckily from others mistakes). I have seen brothers, or aunts & children wind up with animosity that can be rather intense and last for extended periods of time. Avoid making money off your family - it can go so badly, and even the possibility of that isn't worth it.

    I will happily help out fam & friends, but the deal is "I work for food". They can call, I'll show up and take care of the spyware, virii, service packs and driver problems. They are usually quite grateful and will fix quite a meal. I usually get steaks, ribs, etc. - plus a 6 pack of a decent micro-brew. Now on top of that they usually feel a little guilty (they shouldn't) and won't call me unless it's rather urgent or severe.

    Now if you choose to charge money, be aware of the implied warranty. As soon as you have sold them something, you are now in a business relationship and those are never quite as close. I would expect phone calls on a regular basis, probably before you get home from their place; and if you start to dodge them, well the family relationship is severely damaged already.

    My co-workers are regularly making complaints and jokes about their home tech-support problems. I don't have 'em, my "Work for Food" system has worked extremely well over the years.

  195. constant requests from friend and family by LodCrappo · · Score: 1
    I'm sure many of you have experienced this:

    You come back to your hometown on a visit after being away for a few months. You first stop in and see your parents. You chat for say 15 minutes, and then "Oh by the way, can you take a look at the computer, it's doing something funny". Later that day you're at an old buddies house and again, a few minutes into the visit they're wondering if you could help them out with this problem on their PC. Later that night you go out to an old hangout and suprise, suprise, you run into an old friend who, after the "so how are you doing" is out of the way just wants to ask a quick computer question.

    WHY? Why do people assume that I will help them with their PC problems? I have friends who are lawyers, in real estate, carpenters, etc... they don't get badgered to provide services for free. What has happened in the history of IT that makes people feel no shame in requesting that I provide them as a favor the valuable service which I do professionally??

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    -Lod
  196. Barter....... by orion41us · · Score: 1

    Trade your trade, I never have to pay for oil changes, shovle my driveway or buy music... and I always get theee best Spanikopita...... :)

  197. gotta write this anon cause you'll knock karma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe that computer science geeks are stupider then the average human being. Knowledge-able about computers, sure, but that's something most people seem to rather not have.

    Anyway not charging money for providing service is going to create a bad world. You're failing to create appropriate expectations if you feel imposed on and are not adaquately asserting yourself.

  198. not usually for money by cTbone · · Score: 1

    As mentioned in other areas of the comments, I usually don't charge money or request money for two reasons: 1) the majority of the people are my friends and 2) once you start charging or taking money you are basically obligated to return for future visits / repairs.

    In return, however, I've been offered snapple, lemonheads, all sorts of food stuffs (free dinner, lunch, etc.). Being a college student I'll take any free meal I can get :)

    I don't really mind either - a "thank you" is good enough for me and if I can make someone's life a little easier with less hassle, it's a good thing.

    Oh, it also gives me plenty of chances to install Firefox as the default broswer (with their approval of course) all the while praising the relatively stress-free experience of using a Mac.

  199. $40/hr, 15% markup on parts, +$2.50 shop charge by DWDuck · · Score: 1

    The guarentee is that I promise to do my best. That's what I charge for working on people's cars. It's basically half price, barely worth my time (really), and the warrenty sucks. I make sure they understand all that before I proceed. I don't end up with $40/hr because I spend a lot of time reading the manuals and stuff like that. The 15% markup is because I have to drive 1/2 hour to get the parts. The $2.50 shop charge is just to remind them that they'd pay a bigger shop charge at Goodyear.

    Mostly you just have to be assertive and stick to your guns. That's why having a set price works for me. There's no negotiation and no special deals because I like you better.

  200. helpdesk support wants to be free by Thud457 · · Score: 5, Funny

    " Gas, grass or ass,
    nobody rides for free!
    "

    --

    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    1. Re:helpdesk support wants to be free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a similar mantra when I was doing video production and people wanted me to videotape weddings, birthdays, anniversaries, etc. for free:

      I GET PAID OR I GET LAID...I DON'T WORK FOR FREE!

    2. Re:helpdesk support wants to be free by DarkHelmet · · Score: 3, Funny

      Slashdot: Where everybody has virgin ass to offer, but none of it is ever worth taking.

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    3. Re:helpdesk support wants to be free by Fox_1 · · Score: 0

      it's not worth it, I rent rooms to some students at the local university. I provide High Speed Wireless connection, and wired to the bedrooms for free. I used to work in the business, now I'm happily retired. They move in, I hook them up to the connection. As long as the connection works I do not care what is going on with their computers. When they bug me with their problems - like no mail relay on the university system so they can't figure out how to send mail; or they installed a pile of crap spyware on their system and now it's broke - I just tell them that my rate is the same as what my company charged for my services. 200$ an hour, 2 hour minimum. Considering rent for these monkeys is only 300$ a month they usually don't bug me after that. I've become a BOFH dealing with idiot tenants, but on the plus side since I started explaining the charges they don't bug me anymore.

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    4. Re:helpdesk support wants to be free by Fricka · · Score: 2, Informative
      And here's my tech variation on that phrase: NO I will not fix your computer FOR FREE

      Basically, wear the shirt and you won't have an issue with folks asking you to fix things for free or cheaply ;)

      Seriously, try this mantra I read once online: I will work for money, I will work for trade, I will work for barter, I will work for charity... but I will not work FOR FREE.

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      OffLineTshirts.com
    5. Re:helpdesk support wants to be free by BobPaul · · Score: 1

      " Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free! "

      Here here! I charge $15-20/hour depending on who it is and what I'm doing, but I'll often fix close friends problems for free if it won't take more than half an hour and they can wait until I'm in the neighborhood for something else.

    6. Re:helpdesk support wants to be free by wernercd · · Score: 1

      Personally I take pride in my virgin ass. My other parts don't have that problem, but my ass will gladly stay 'virgin'.

      Some might take pride their ass isn't virgin (Sounds like you are) but defintly not me.

      Just my 2c

    7. Re:helpdesk support wants to be free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that is a salary of $22,000 usd if u were doing it full time - taking a conservative 220days @ 5hours billable
      $30k max then u have overheads and ancil costs, maybe clear a max of 20k a year on average before tax.

      rule of thumb is to say 55-70% of billable to actual hours $8.25-$11/hour real b4 tax

      how much does mcdonalds pay these days?

    8. Re:helpdesk support wants to be free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm so sorry, we're out of time. That'll be $50. Same time next week?

    9. Re:helpdesk support wants to be free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound quite homophobic : Avoid Sweden as such blah is illegal, there.

    10. Re:helpdesk support wants to be free by aonaran · · Score: 1

      I prefer this one these days when fixing a computer almost always means reformatting the hard drive, installing a new operating system that they almost never can find the right CD key for and installing all the service packs and such BEFORE connecting to the net...
      No I will not fix your computer.

    11. Re:helpdesk support wants to be free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True ... isn't Sweden the vacation destination of choice for members of NAMBLA?

  201. $80 an hour which they will gladly cough up by mindbomb33 · · Score: 1

    Especially if they are in serious Spyware trouble and cannot get out.
    A little less for family and friends.

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  202. Family? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I usually do it for "stuff and services"... a free meal, a printer cartridge, some blank CDs. Nothing big, but more of "convenience items" that family can offer without worrying about reciting your going rates for your services. The virii/adware get removed, the OS gets installed, and your stomach is full. Everybody's happy.

  203. Charge them out the wazoo, and don't fix them. by pnuema · · Score: 1
    I get so many requests to fix spyware laden 98 machines that have been running un-patched for 4 years that I adopted a standard reply: $50 an hour, 1 hour minimum, and all I will do for you is wipe your system and start over. Estimate 3 hours for a wipe and reinstall. Install firefox, zone alarm, and ad-aware, and give it back to them. When they call back in six months: $50 an hour, 1 hour minimum, and all I will do for you is wipe your system and start over.

    This way you are not "fixing" the machine - you are giving it back to them in a "brand new" state. If they screw it up again, it is clearly their fault, especially because you gave them written instructions on what not to do. Moreover, your user gets a real education on what it takes to migrate from an old system to a new one. This isn't a way to run a business, but rather a way to protect yourself from being roped into fixing the computer of everyone your mother-in-law has ever known.

  204. So far, $0 dollars by British · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For the rare times I see my dad, i don't charge him a thing for his monnthly comptuer fixes. He did learn a lesson where he lost numerous photos's from my sister's graduation, since he paid $60 who essentailly reformatted his win2K setup(which I setup, TWICE!) to WinXP. No backups were made.

    I did have to call a line where he had a friend who's son wanted a PC. You can guess who he wanted to help them. I drew a line and just gave them the number to Tran Microsystems(where I buy my systems at).

    While I have made no money, I did get a free 40 gig hard drive that he unneccessarily purchased.

  205. Services for services by Redwin · · Score: 1

    I never charge for close friends/family but outside that it used to be £15/hr but it usually depends on what it is. Often from friends/family I end up with a free meal, beer or a favour like fixing my car etc

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  206. My rates ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I charge $60/hr for home and $80/hr for business.

  207. Greedy bastard by MushMouth · · Score: 1

    You should offer it free to all for the love of computers.

    1. Re:Greedy bastard by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 1

      For Linux or Mac, sure! But for removing viruses or spyware on Windows? Man, you couldn't pay me enough!

      (Wait, that's not true, I do that for a living!)

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      Another non-functioning site was "uncertainty.microsoft.com."
      The purpose of that site was not known.
    2. Re:Greedy bastard by Thud457 · · Score: 1
      Well, by his criteria, assuming you don't love Windows, you shouldn't be supporting Windows.

      No problemo...

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      the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    3. Re:Greedy bastard by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      Love doesn't put food on the table.

  208. My rate.... by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 1

    ...is equal to my overtime pay for my employer, that is to say time and a half of my hourly wage. I think that's not only fair, as I would be getting that pay if I were at work; and make no mistake, just because I'm not *at* work doesn't make the cleaning up of other people's problem PCs work in and of itself. Plus, since I'm losing my free time, that means it's more valuable to me, personally.

  209. "No charge if you're using a Mac" by argent · · Score: 1

    Of course, once they're using a Mac they quit bugging me. Or they decide I'm too weird to work with, and quit bugging me anyway. It's a win-win proposition, really.

  210. free or not at all by Graymalkn · · Score: 1

    I spend enough time doing fix-it stuff at work (I'm a Desktop Support Tech) and get payed enough that I neither need the money nor want the work. The practical result of this is that I either do it for free or not at all. If it's a personal friend or family member, I work on it like it's my own PC. If it's just someone I know socially, I'll gladly give advice but for actual work will point them to a local PC shop or a coworker who does side work.

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  211. Simple approach by Citoahc · · Score: 1

    Travel + Food + Beer = Good Time. Once you start charging for your time you have to start considering taxes. Citoahc

  212. I used to do this as a side job to college. by Peterus7 · · Score: 1
    I quit because A: Sometimes people don't pay you, and B: Bagging groceries was far less stressful than hearing them call you three times a week to take weatherbug off their computer.

    But the pay was pretty interesting. 7 hours usually got me 100 bucks, if that. Here's pretty much my price scale.

    Make the computer work, help the user upgrade to better software, and teach them everything. 100 bucks.
    Remove spyware, check for virii, defrag disk, and other BS. 25 bucks if it provided any trouble.
    Stop AOL instant messenger from popping up automatically. I usually did this for free, but required some grub or something to make me less inclined to bring a pistol next time they called me across town for something so stupid.
    Install hardware: 25 bucks.
    Do everything: Help them buy a computer, set it up, and teach them everything: +100 bucks. And a nice meal.
    Just computer training: 25 bucks.

    Those were my going rates, but usually people were too lazy to pay me, or made the same damn mistake again and refused to pay me because all the spyware came back (well, that's because you installed it like I told you not to!), and often I got paid in services and stuff. The best payment was 100 mechwarrior battleclick minis of my favorite faction. That was awesome.

    Anyway, good luck.

  213. Make it clear from the outset by Dekks · · Score: 1

    Just be sure people know you intend to charge them, a family friend who was a complete computer guru used to sometimes help my father with the really technical problems (and hes a software engineer himself), it was never very often, and my parents would sometimes babysit his kids etc, then one day my father was having a troublesome network card problem, this was when Plug and play still meant plug and pray and there were all sorts of conflicts, and switching cards, changing interrupts etc, anyway he came over, managed to get the thing working in about 20 minutes and then asked my father to cut him a cheque for his time. He isn't the type of person who would say anything but I could tell my father was quite hurt, here was someone who he considered a good friend, a long time work colleague and someone who he had helped on numerous occasions turning around, slapping him in the face. Fair enough if the guy was always getting asked for help seeing as he was a real hardware/software wiz but he should of stated his intention to charge for his "services", in any case it would of been cheaper for my father to run out and buy a one of those new fangled pci network cards to replace the old ISA one he was trying to get to work. Again he isn't the sort of person who would admit this, but I am pretty sure he never saw his 'friend' in the same way again.

  214. Barter your services by grahamsz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You should be able to trade your time for their time. Particularly if you can find people that have skills you don't have.

    I know people who can easily fix a leaking pipe or lend me some decent power tools, but have no clue about computers... getting on their good side can save you a bunch of money at a later point.

    1. Re:Barter your services by boaworm · · Score: 1

      You should be able to trade your time for their time.

      You mean like, an hour for an hour ? (Atleast as long as she is female :-)

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    2. Re:Barter your services by Y0tsuya · · Score: 1

      Dude, have some minimal standards. Just say no to skanks.

    3. Re:Barter your services by EaterOfDog · · Score: 1

      I agree. I normally don't "charge" someone to fix something. I do, however, expect the favor to be returned to me somehow. No payback equals no more help. Ever. I never tell someone, "I expect you to return the favor... blah, blah." because anyone I'd like to help is typically smart enough to know better.

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      Crushing my karma one post at a time.
    4. Re:Barter your services by robyannetta · · Score: 1
      You should be able to trade your time for their time.

      This sounds like sex. If you're gettin' some, more power to you.

      --
      - Just my $0.02, take with a grain of salt, your mileage may vary.
    5. Re:Barter your services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because it would suck if she is male.

    6. Re:Barter your services by dukeisgod · · Score: 1

      And what do you do in the event of a worthless individual that has nothing to offer you in return? I'm guessing you charge them cash. So if they're broke and have no skills and nothing you want to borrow, they're focked huh? At least that's how I see it.

  215. I charge $50-$75/hr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm in the tri-state area, and this comes up for me too (I develop software full-time for a living.)

    I charge $50/hr for good friends (note: good), and $75/hr for anyone else but am thinking about bumping the latter up to $100/hr. My current customers don't complain about the pricing but rather think I'm underpaid if anything compared to plumbers, etc. in this area. I am not on call at those rates though; we negotiate a mutually OK time after work hours or on weekends.

    I have had 3-4 hour sessions for clueless users, updating software (OS + browser + firewall + antivirus + AOL) and checking/cleaning viruses/spyware at that $75/hr rate. If I feel bad its taking so damn long, and I could have done it quicker, I cut em a little slack and give em a half-hour off or something. But they usually ask "are you sure?" so I really don't need to cut them that slack. Sure, they could buy a new PC for the price of a $300 session, but they're well-off enough that they aren't looking at those priced PCs... and they'll need to move all their data to a new PC and you and I know how many hours that takes.

    1. Re:I charge $50-$75/hr by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      "If I feel bad its taking so damn long, and I could have done it quicker, I cut em a little slack and give em a half-hour off or something"

      Yeah, I do that, too. I'm dealing with low-end clients who can't afford to pay me for as many hours as it will take to get rid of ALL the spyware, and I hate leaving a job half-done.

      Or if I know I screwed up and wasn't as efficient as I should have been. Not that they'd know, but I'D know, which is enough for me.

      Then I also lose money because I can't even calculate my half-hour rate properly half the time and undercharge the customer...I'd make a lousy Ferenghi...:-)

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  216. Save Yourself While You Can... by Wooo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As other posters have pointed out, as soon as someone pays you for your service, you are now the de facto go-to guy for any future computer problems.

    I live in New York City, and at first it seemed like a great idea to get paid to tinker around with other people's computers. I charged an initial fee of $75 for a house visit which also covered the first two hours of work and an additional $35 for each additional hour. People enjoyed having someone come to their doorstep and exorcize the computer demons while at the same time offering them tips on how to avoid the same problems from happening again.

    But after the first two months I realized that the majority of my weeknights were being consumed by computer-related issues. It is none too convenient to go to someone's house in Brooklyn or downtown Manhattan after work, putz around on their computer for ninety minutes, and then treck all the way back uptown to get home. My girlfriend was not very happy either with all the time that I spent fixing other people's problems. Also, gone were the days when I could tinker around with my own computer, since all the time I used to spend messing around with my own setup was now devoted to others.

    Long story short, I no longer do housecalls for tech support, it feels like I have a lot more free time on my hands and as an added bonus I am free to work on my own computer. I still answer the occasional e-mail or phone call for minor computer problems but usually those are relatively minor issues.

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    When life gives you lemons, you squeeze the lemon juice into your enemies eyes and steal his apples.
    1. Re:Save Yourself While You Can... by The-Bus · · Score: 1

      If you really live in New York City, you've got over a million households that bring in over $75,000 a year. I'm sure charging $150 for a house visit and $70 for each additional hour would not be out of the realm of what they can do.

      Why not have that rate out there? If no one wants to pay it, you're in the same boat. If people pay it, now you're making more money than before. Hell, charge 10% more than the Geek Squad with people knowing they will get some good service. Now your visits are 3 to 4x what they were before...

      Still not worth it?

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      Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.

  217. Wots the similarity between computers and compost? by stimpleton · · Score: 3, Insightful


    Rule: Once you accept money for a service, the relationship changes. I fix computers for the odd friend. I do not charge.

    I fix computers for customers who I do charge.

    So what about the compost?

    I like to garden to relax. I also maintain a triple bay compost area at the back of the section. I generate more compost than I can use. I started offering bags of compost to friends for free.

    Some months later, my wife pointed out that the bags I purchased to put the compost in, had cost $200. Works out to about .50c per bag.

    I starting asking for a coin donation for the compost to cover the cost of the bag, I would explain to the people.

    In the first 2 weeks of "selling" 5 bags, I recieved 5 "feedbacks". Previously I recieved none over 2 years, over maybe 100 bags given away.
    Comments I recieved were:"

    - "But I bought a bag last time, I don't have to pay for another?"
    - Recieved a call from the wife of a customer, saying there was a milk bottle cap in the compost. Could she bring it back and get another bag of compost.
    - "I don't have any change, can I give it to you later?"
    - "Oh, thats a bit expensive. You can get twice the amount of compost from the garden centre.". ( I later learn that thats per bucket, and the liners you can buy for the cars Trunk(US), boot(UK, Aus, NZ) cost $2.00.

    I have gone back to giving it away.

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  218. Tell them to get a new computer by BaronGanut · · Score: 0

    Im one of really few people besides any company that know enough about computers(or have been stuipd enough to show it) and everyone calls me, people who know some people that know some people and so on.. for some reason they think i have started a company or something(and make funny jokes about that since im not really that old). so i usually spend 15 minutes to tell them to buy a new computer, this one is screwed..

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  219. Communist! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quoting Karl Marx does Linux no good whatsoever. We don't need no stinking pinko-commie-sissyboy-faggot-democrats using Linux.

  220. competition by niteice · · Score: 1

    Find the prices of the local places (Best Buy, CompUSA, mom-and-pop setups), average them, and undercut by about $10-20. Make it known that you charge less than the other places. Voila.

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  221. My 2 cents by Tteddo · · Score: 1

    I have been doing this exact thing for 8 years in Southern Maine, and I charge $60.00/hr with an hour minimum. I am in a rural area, but if I was in Portland, ME, or Boston, MA I would charge $75.00 to $100.00 because that is the going rate there.
    I have about 500 business and home customers (about 100 steady), and I really try to educate them while I fix their computer so I don't have to go back often, and so they understand what they are doing. I also expose them the alternatives like Linux and Macs, and have actually converted some that were brave!
    Most home customers repeat about once a year, and businesses are as needed with no service contracts to allow them to dictate my schedule.
    I charge all my friends the same (well maybe a little off...) and since they respect the fact that this is what I do for a living, the requests for free support really haven't been an issue.

  222. Kooter's 'puter repair and bait shop... by Thud457 · · Score: 1
    "...local plumbers and auto mechanics"
    "semi-rural area"
    "Wear a shirt and possibly even a tie."

    Wouldn't bib overalls and a gimmie hat be more appropriate?

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  223. Right tool for the Job by rayperkins · · Score: 1

    I have been in this situation for yeats. Lateley what I have been wishing for was my own Alteris server. Some way to centralize management of PCs over the internet. Alteris or some other vendor could setup a way for my to setup small workgroups to manage with their enterprise class tools. Then I could get this done fairly easily. I can verify patches and updates are installed, defrag drives, see why word won't do that one thing, etc. from home. Anyone else like to see something like this?

  224. I stopped doing it by LorenzoV · · Score: 1

    I used to do tech support for friends and family. It bacame a burden when there was no apparent learning among my "customers". They still managed to get social engineered into opening virus infected spam, visiting malware links, installing malware tool-bars. They still continued using MSOE and MSIE in spite of warnings not to use them.

    I now say, "I run Linux and don't remember much about Windows", then refer them to the local computer store.

  225. Onsite or Offsite? by deutschemonte · · Score: 1

    Onsite I charge a flat $40 for minor problems. Big problems are negotiated at a higher rate.

    If they let me, I install no-ip (with a password of course) and freevnc (also with a password) I charge $20 to do it offsite. But I will only do this if they have a high speed internet connection.

    Remote assistance rocks because you don't have to sit in some one's smelly house or have some ugly old lady stare at you.

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    1. Re:Onsite or Offsite? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remote assistance rocks because you don't have to sit in some one's smelly house or have some ugly old lady stare at you.

      True, lol...

  226. $75/hour in Portland, OR by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 1

    I run a small on-site computer support business, doing exactly what you mention. Currently I have three employees. We charge $75 per hour.

    I will say that people are willing to pay more for a 'real business' to come out, than for 'Joe Bob in the classifieds'. Before this became a serious full-time thing, I did it as a side job charging $35 an hour. At the low rate, people didn't take you seriously. They knew you were just a fly-by-night operation. At the higer rate (and with real business cards, a dedicated business phone number, and a small ad in the Yellow Pages,) they know you're a serious business, and are more willing to go with you.

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  227. Beer economy by powdered+toast+dude · · Score: 1
    For family and friends, it's one incident, one 12-pack.

    I then recommend they get a mac, knowing full well that they will probably shy away from the idea and get me another 12-pack in six months anyway.

    Everybody plays, everybody wins.

    $0.02,
    ptd

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    1. Re:Beer economy by nmjon · · Score: 0

      A 12 pack is what I charge also. I demand good beer. No Bud or Miller. We have lot good microbrews around so I usually suggest 2 or 3 and let them decide. That way it is a nice surprise for me.

  228. Market & Saturation by Cincan · · Score: 1

    I think the amount you charge for tech support really depends on the economy and the saturation of the market for independent tech support in your area.

    I recently relocated from Santa Barbara, CA to the Portland, OR area. Santa Barbara is a very wealthy small city. Many of my clients weren't too concerned with me charging anywhere from $65-$85/hour. Santa Barbara being a small coastal city of less than 100K people, there weren't many other people offering basic hardware/software consulting services.

    The Portland metro area (population over a million), on the other hand has tons of people offering independent tech support in a state where the economy is a bit more depressed than CA. I've found that charging my Santa Barbara rates tends to turn people off when there are others willing to work for as insanely low as $20/hour. Meeting them halfway rate-wise and putting in a little extra work than outrageous unnamed electronics stores seems to do the trick. I suppose it's all relative.

  229. Mr. Nice Guy by FrankMTL · · Score: 1

    As a favor, I don't charge anything for friends & family. But as a favor demands another favor, a good bottle of wine will get them more mileage in solving computer problems.

  230. Amazon by webmilhouse · · Score: 1

    I sometimes just point people to my Amazon wish list and give them the option to purchase something off of there. It gives them the control to give you what they think you are worth (sometimes dangerous) and/or can afford, plus it is something I want.

    I guess it would depend what kind of job it is.

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  231. Mods! Mod parent up! Re:an eye for an eye by Dominic+Burns · · Score: 1

    What a wonderful idea and a great journal to boot.

    Thanks.

  232. Linux and Mac $75/h, Windows no thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am charging $75/h for standard Linux and Mac systems. I get at least 20 requests/week for some infested Windows machines and people begging me like crazy but I decided to stop doing Windows because it is only trouble, headaches, and I just can't stand that fucking crap anymore. Seriously.

  233. Don't do it! by FreshlyShornBalls · · Score: 1

    As I recently told a friend of mine, "I don't want your money.....then I'll be on your schedule." Unless you plan on making a true business out of it, you're asking for trouble. You're probably better off bartering for other favors from your friends (i.e. you fix their computer...they paint your living room, change your oil, or buy you some beer).

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  234. Not illegal, but taxable. by glrotate · · Score: 1

    It's not illegal, but the person recieving the services has to report it as income and it is taxed at fair market value.

    I.R.S.

  235. I'm a generous soul. by AceCaseOR · · Score: 1

    For friends and family, I let them name their price, the catch being "+ expenses". If the computer is so badly messed up that parts have to be replaced or specific software (that either I or they don't have, depending on the kind of software) has to be purchased, I will bill them for it (however, I will let them know first).

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  236. Ignorance is bliss by nurd68 · · Score: 1

    I bought my mom a Mac and now that I've only been using Windows for work (and even then, only as a development platform) I can (legitimately) claim that I don't know how to fix broken Windows machines anymore (that's why my company has IT people). So, everyone is basically SOL. On the other hand, if you want to use a Linux or OSX machine....

  237. Depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $50/hr for any Windows machine, because I hate having to un-fuck the Windows machine of someone who can't even be bothered to run Windows Update once in a while and who uses IE even after I've installed Firefox on their machine and told them of the evils that await them.

    As for Macs, $50/hr for personal machines and $85/hr for businesses.

    For Macs belonging to attractive females, my services are performed for future considerations. Windows-using hotties are charged $50/hr, because no bitch is worth the annoyance of fixing Windows for only the possiblilty of future sexual favors.

  238. pc work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was a former computer tech in the marines and civilian world who changed to a different career field, but I still do some computer work on a limited basis, usually charging 25.00 per hour. It's much lower than most shop rates, and I'm not trying to hawk hardware to my customers.

  239. Blowjob. by Trespass · · Score: 1

    It does tend to keep those late-night calls few and far between.

    1. Re:Blowjob. by StrongBow67 · · Score: 1

      I imagine your Mom doesn't call often for tech support.

    2. Re:Blowjob. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, your Mom calls me for her tech support.

  240. My tech support is free... IF by nordicfrost · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They agree to follow my advice. I tell them that I will help them, but they have to follow my advice, without complaints and do some minor adjustments to their behaviour that will in the end help them.

    First out was my mom. The replaced her win95 PC with an iBook on my advice. Tech support calls from her went from 3 a week to 6 pr YEAR. Lately she has called, the ISP randomly resets the cable modem for some reason and she has to reboot it. It's OK.

    Second was my GF. She wanted a portable to do school work and internet connectivity. So I said to her"Honey, I love you. But I'll be damned if I have to support that XP Dell you're looking at. If you buy it, you won't get and advice from me". She bought an iBook, support issues for 1 year 3 months: One. IPhoto screwed up and I had to reimport the pictures for her. She does call me when MSN is down though, like right now for example.

    Third was a company of a friend. They asked me what computers they should buy to replace a broken win2000 box. They type, email and surf. Nothing more. I adviced them to buy eMac for the office and a Dell linux server for the backend. After calling Dell, they ended up buying a Dell front end system close in price to the iMac, with a CRT (!). It was infected with a virus within the day and they called me. Answer: "No, you didn't follow my advice, I don't offer support". Simple as that. Now they're up shit creek and Dell simply states that viruses (or the spyware they got in between) isn't part of their support plan.

    My time is valuable to me, so I don't let others treat it like it is worthless.

  241. my rates. by blew_fantom · · Score: 1

    in the state i live in, if you make less than a certain amount (i forget the number) for the job you have a GE lisence for, you don't have to pay taxes on that income... i've stopped doing work for food a loooong time ago - i can afford to buy my own food thank you very much.

    on that note, i usually charge a flat rate of $80/hr for standard tech support and repair - which includes OS reinstall IF they have the OS CD with them; I don't do bootleg ;) that's a separate cost to the client. for "data recovery" and other more complicated tasks, its $100/hr. after all, they are paying me for my "expertise" and professional services. you willingly pay higher rates to other professionals (i.e. lawyers, doctors, etc) don't you? i don't think i'm being unreasonable at all.

  242. Something you may consider by rwven · · Score: 1

    What i would do, is find out what a computer repair shop in your town or whatever charges (per hour/service/whatever they charge by) and charge 2/3 or 1/2 of it. Then you can tell that person about the deal they're getting and they'll feel really good about it. Not to mention you'll probably be making more than 50 an hour at the rates some of those no-talent hacks charge to sit there and pretend they know what they're doing... Thats another rant altogether though...

  243. Country. by northcat · · Score: 1

    ...there is probably some range in different parts of the country...

    Which country?

    1. Re:Country. by CaptainTux · · Score: 1
      And let's just assume that I live in the Tri-State area around New York City

      Wild idea: try reading the entire post next time before posting a comment. Might work a little better for you.

      --
      Anthony Papillion
      Advanced Data Concepts, Inc.
      "Quality Custom Software and IT Services"
  244. Windows or Linux... by what_the_frell · · Score: 1

    I charge $50 an hour for hardware troubleshooting, no matter who it is - friends, family, business, my neighbor. If I have to reload their OS, I don't charge to put Linux on there. For Windows, I charge them $75 an hour, plus I charge them accordingly for the license, which I buy, if they can't find it. ;)

  245. Easy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Charge them 1 1/2 x what you earn at your regular job for the same time (hourly or salaried). Pretend you are working overtime at your job. If they don't want to pay, you don't want to work on their computer. Verbal advice is free. That gets me out of working on a lot of people's computer.

  246. 30$/hr for corps, 25$/hr for individuals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nuclear family is free
    Replacing Windows with Linux - 50% off normal rate

    I should probably charge more, but this makes me enough money to pay the rent and have some toys now and then. This topic is helpful.

    Also, I just drafted a Fee Agreement that I will start to use. This is a good idea (stole the idea from my Lawyer)...

  247. Cashola by darshiva · · Score: 1

    All of this is in CDN but it still stands. $60.00 per hour for the first hour. Thereafter I bill in .25 hour incriments. The people who are willing to pay really want your help and are willing to listen when you suggest things.

  248. Enough So That They Don't Take Me Up On It by Iamthewalrus · · Score: 1

    I don't want to fix their computers, so I charge enough that almost nobody takes me up on it. That used to be about $50/hr, but I've actually gotten some people to pay that, so I'm considering upping my rates to $80.

    --
    Help prevent the slashdot effect; stop reading the articles.
  249. MOD PARENT UP! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    That's a great idea, they don't feel like being robbed, and you don't feel like you're charging too little / too much.

    --

    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP! by XMyth · · Score: 1

      Except that I don't drink wine. Should I ask tehm to buy me a porno instead? What if they don't know what is good quality porn (in my tastes)? Perhaps I should write up a document of my fetishes to go along with that type of bill...hmm....

  250. Charge a Flat Rate by TPoise · · Score: 1
    Charge just a flat rate, like $50 to take their computer(s) and then run Ad-Aware on them.

    If you really think about it, how much does it REALLY cost you to do a service like that to family/friends? Yet the $50 will go a long way in buying you new hardware.

    The $50 (or whatever your flat fee is) also helps you from getting too much business. Sometimes people ask friends/family to do something for them just cause their friends/family and don't expect them to charge. But of course your time is worth something.

    I used to do websites for family/friends and it was at first just to give me something to do in my spare time, but eventually EVERYBODY wanted one for their business or the company they worked for, so eventually I had to start charging a fee.

    Normal people are wary about being charged an hourly fee because they will always wonder how long it really took to design the site, so I always charged a flat fee. That way I can guaranteed to get paid a certain amount, regardless of the time I put in it.

  251. Free. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do tech support for whoever wants it, free of charge. I've told all my family and freinds, and told them they can tell whoever. I can't program, so I'm trying to support the computer community with a different form of contribution. This also releases me from any responsibility for fixing the computer. If it crashes or anything happens to it, I don't feel bad about it because I did all I could for it.

  252. Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition by 314m678 · · Score: 5, Funny


    Exploitation begins at home.

    1. Re:Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition by heavy+snowfall · · Score: 1

      Here's two more from the same list:

      Everything is worth something to somebody.
      Gratitude can bring on generosity.

      Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition

  253. I think the current rate is in rupies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use your favorite currency calculator.

  254. Rent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I get free rent. I got a very good job offer from a company and I didn't have time to look for an apartment in the area. Luckily, my girlfriends family lives right near them and they offered to let me stay there for free as long as I can help maintain their computers (they have 4 girls in the house, so 6 computers total not including mine).

    I just fix computers when they're messed up, and I get free housing for as long as I need.

    1. Re:Rent by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      "I get free housing for as long as I need"

      And a girlfriend with four other girls in the house...

      Where is Paradise when I need it?

      --
      Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  255. Re:Non-w2? $75/hr at least. by Captain+Fallout · · Score: 1

    If it's a business: $200 for me to walk in the door. $80/hr for any work that I do. I provide references for them most times too, so they know that they aren't throwing their money away before I even start any work.

    For house calls I usually bill $50-60 an hour.

    For a friend: Beer or dinner is good enough.

  256. Computer Matrimony by MajorDick · · Score: 2, Informative

    If there was ever , and I mean EVER a way to get Married to a computer, working on it for a friend/family member is it.

    They might as well hand out a Marriage Liscence when you repair it, because (assuming you always do it right as I do) any time ever in the future anything at all goes wrong with it they will call YOU.

    The trick is getting OUT of doing repairs for friends and family, me I just become my grumpy self, and tell them word for word what I am thinking while I repai their system. THEN They ONLY ask ifits serious and nobody else could help, at that point for FAMILY I will help.

    The easiest way to "HELP" a few friends to get them out of the habbit of asking you is copy all their files off, and wipe the machine and when they say where are my files you say "Oh you needed those ?" and after a day or so say Oh I forgot and made a backup, the near scare willl prevent them from EVER asking you again, I promise....

  257. My going rate... by scolby · · Score: 1

    ...is a plate of appetizers and a pitcher of margaritas.

  258. Feed me! by 9mm+Censor · · Score: 0

    I do computer tech support for food.

    A get pies, full roast beast meals, dozens of cookies, and cakes all for cleaning spyware or setting up computers.

    Its a good deal for me.

  259. I don't do it by Geekboy(Wizard) · · Score: 1

    I tell them that I purposly forgot everything I knew about Windows, and tell them to buy a Mac.

    (Note: I'm not going for a +5, Funny. I actually do that)

  260. List of common problems on newb PCs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Spyware infected brower (IE) - Get Firefox, disable ActiveX + give lecture about "just saying no" to ActiveX dialogs

    2) Spyware infected OS - Adaware + Spybot S&D + MS AntiSpyware is pretty decent protection + disinfection.

    3) Virus/Worm infected - FPROT DOS (dunno about other free antivirus products) to disinfect. Windows Update on Auto, and all SPs + patches installed. Unnecessary services stopped.

    4) Default settings on OE with Preview Pane off and Read Messages in Plain Text on.

    $100 for complete PC cleanup, $200 for reinstalling OS + cleanup

    Oh, and I wouldn't even muck with people who use Win2K (and refuse to upgrade) -- they likely are too broke/cheap to afford you, anyway.

    1. Re:List of common problems on newb PCs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Couldn't use the "less than" sign, so include "less than" before Win2K.

  261. What are you trying to do? by Autonomous+Crowhard · · Score: 1
    Are you trying to make money or reduce the amount of free support you give out?

    Just the act of asking for money will make a lot of people run for the hills. These are the same folk who think it's ok to bug their doctor if they see her at a restaurant.

    If your just trying to reduce the amount of support you have to give out, do what I do: never touch the machine. Ask questions, get all sorts of details,, sympathisize completely, then tell the person exactly what they need to do to solve the problem. This way the onus is completely on them. They have to do the work. They have to assume responsibility for buggering things up. When it comes down to it, most people will do nothing to the machine but they will search for the next sucker to give them free support.

    Or you could always use the same excuse I use to get out of long meetings: fein a bladder infection.

  262. About Half. by g00d · · Score: 1

    I ask half of the going rate for fixing peoples PC. What ever the big dogs are charging I charge half.

  263. Well... by DaveJay · · Score: 1

    If you're really not keen on doing this, as you say in your post, then the answer is "however much money required to make it appealing to you."

    Let's face it: this isn't your business. Your rates aren't beholden to creating a profit, or covering costs, or stockholders, or being competitive. Since that's the case, the only factor that should effect your fees is whether or not you'll be sufficiently motivated to do a good job.

  264. Totally taken advantage of... by wandazulu · · Score: 1

    I provided support for a guy's small business about 20 miles away from my house; it would take at least 30 minutes to get there and help him keep his POS machines running Win95 alive for another year. I did everything from installing a router to helping him set up FrontPage, to cleaning junk out of a mouse. Typically, he'd take me out to dinner and pay me about $50 (no, never really had a set price, which is my mistake).

    The proverbial straw came when he asked if I could put a machine that had never been on the network on it, so he wouldn't have to use the modem to connect to everything (while every other machine was running off a shared dsl line). I opened the box and discovered that it was a pci/ISA machine, and the network card he had was an ISA one.

    To make a long story short, I took it as a challenge, and spent the rest of the night trying to remember irqs/offsets, and all those bizzare things I used to do back in '94/95. He was a little concerned, thinking that messing with jumpers meant you were doing something wrong. No, I assured him, getting stuff to work on this vintage of machine required this kind of stuff.

    Four hours of work, all old school setup, and I got it working. There was also an element of danger, as this machine had all the quickbook stuff, so when it booted into Win95 and then froze, I was more than a little nervous. But, yes, I got it to work.

    I got $50.

    I didn't actually see the check until I was in the car, and then I screamed, went home, called a mutual friend, screamed some more about what a cheap bastard the guy was, and somehow this all got back to the guy. Hasn't called me since.

    So while it's my fault for simply not stating up front a number, when confronted with the "real" value of what I did, he simply shrugged and decided it wasn't worth it to call anymore. Dunno if his machines are still running. Don't care.

    Still, it was an easy $50 or so bucks most of the time; was nice to have that tiny extra bit of $.

  265. Cost Estimation...CostXpert?? by chooky · · Score: 1

    Anybody know of a good tool for mid-large sized dev shops??

    1. Re:Cost Estimation...CostXpert?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe there is a need for an OSS project to do cost estimation (especially because it seems to be a Windows weakness). Cheers

  266. Switch to mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    since I switched to mac 2 years ago, my motto has become 'Sorry, don't know what you're talking about no more'. and believe it or not, but it simply works !!!

  267. I'm in this situation myself ... by Empty+Yo · · Score: 1
    and I've just started charging for my service. I was exhausted trying to keep up with the repeat problems from my friends and family and the whole barter thing didn't work for me. I'm still owed about 5 cases of beer and a couple of steaks that haven't materialized in a little over a year.

    My rates:

    1. $20 an hour for friends and family.
    2. $40 for everyone else.
    What I've found is that most of my family and true friends felt guilty about taking up my time, anyway, and wanted to pay me for it all along. The rest of the freeloaders voiced their bitch and I haven't heard from them since.

    I have a few rules, though. I only fix spyware/viruses once per customer. I set them up with a free comprehensive solution from the ISP I work at that seems to work really well. If they catch something past that point, it is from their kids on Kazaa, software they have downloaded, or because they have taken off the protections I put in. I'm not going to waste my time on some joker who can't follow my instructions because they are inconvenient.

    --
    I'll tolerate anything except intolerance.
  268. My guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My guess is hallucinogenic mushrooms.

  269. Mutual Benefits by Otterspocket · · Score: 1

    An old Uni friend and I have a great deal going, i fix up and harden her laptop, and she does my tax return. Takes me 20 mins to fix her machine, and it takes her 20 mins to do the tax (she is an expat tax advisor for big big big company ( you know 'em )so she can do them in her sleep. If I had to do my own rtn it would take ages and I still wouldnt be 100% sure I had it correct - same for her if she tried to fix up her laptop. The price for me is mutual time saved :) That and a tax bill of $0 that is 100% legal.

    1. Re:Mutual Benefits by stupidfoo · · Score: 1

      You might want to find a new friend that can teach you grammar and spelling. Seriously man, that was horrible.

  270. Doorknob parity by melandy · · Score: 1

    You just turn them over. Really. Sort of like a left- or right-handed coffee mug... just rotate 180 degrees.

    1. Re:Doorknob parity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then wouldn't you spill coffee all over your lap? The "open" end is supposed to go "up".

  271. Rate Schedule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    $50/hr
    $75/hr if you watch
    $100/hr if you help
    $150/hr if you tried to do it first and couldnt

    1. Re:Rate Schedule by deadtroll · · Score: 1

      "Your computer is broken and full of viruses... I suggest you boil it to kill the viruses, then give it to your kids to play with and go buy an iMac... it's a computer especially made for idio... uh... people like you..." http://deadtroll.com/index2.html?/video/livehellde sk.html~content ... sort of from a little helpdesk quicktime video thingy i made.

      --
      "Immature artists borrow. Mature artists steal."
      Wes Borg
  272. Must......find....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Brothel with broken computers.

  273. ooooh by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

    what i would love to see is a free linux distro with spyware removal tools and clamav.

    on boot up, it should

    download latest spyware definitions
    download latest virus definitions
    mount all windows partitions (obviously only fat32 atm)
    clean them
    reboot

    is there any anti-(windows)spyware software for linux available, it shouldn't be too hard to throw this together if there is (obviously presuming everything is free).

    1. Re:ooooh by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      This is certainly doable.

      You could also probably set up Bart's PE (Windows XP bootable live CD) to do it.

      Only problem would be where to put the downloaded updates - also whether you could be sure you had Internet access to get them in the first place.

      If you could do all this from a USB key, it would be better than a CD. And there are Linux distros meant to run from a USB key, so it's certainly doable.

      --
      Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
    2. Re:ooooh by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      cd would do just fine, just keep the sig's in a tmpfs partition (like ramdisk but with dynamic sizing).

      Internet access isn't such a big deal anymore, i think all distro's come with a really easy tool to setup dial up, ethernet is usually automatic.

      obviously the dial up settings wouldn't be done automatically.

  274. range by wk633 · · Score: 1

    For the grandmotherly ex-co-worker who is counting the pennies until she can retire, I trade use of her car.

    For the big-shot salesman ex-co-worker who pulles in 200K/year BSing people, $30/hr, and I really should charge more.

    The real difference is that the grandmother can get same-week service, the salesman, I try to get to call a local pro for $100/hr first.

    I also don't charge anyone for email followup.

  275. 1 twelve pack per hour. by johndierks · · Score: 1

    Back in college I did it for free for friend and friends-of-friends for a long time. It was a great way to meet girls, you get to be the guy who saved my 8 page paper, worked out pretty well as long as I did my best to not be a total nerd when I showed up. I got paid in beer pretty frequently. After a while I was getting calls from people I had never even met or heard of, and it was taking up too much time. My roommate was somewhat less technically proficient, but he was more willing to do the dirty work. Sooner or later there was system where he'd check out most of the problems, and if he couldn't fix it, I'd take a look. That cut my time taken up by five fold, and I was dealing with only more interesting problems. Now I charge a case of mirco-brew per hour. Most problems can get solved by a single rack. A reinstall earns me beer for a month.

  276. $100 an hour by cybermint · · Score: 1

    No less, or you're wasting your time. Too expensive? Not when you save them days and days of lost productivity.

    1. Re:$100 an hour by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Depends.

      I get clients who are just using some old laptop as their primary machine to do email, and now it's slow from the spyware and viruses.

      They simply can't afford $100 an hour for that stuff.

      But, yeah, less than $50-75 an hour, maybe, is definitely working the low end (which I do, which is why I have clients like the above.)

      --
      Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  277. I try to avoid it by FuzzyDustBall · · Score: 1

    Ok I worked for a company that I did basicly just this for a few years. I would drive to a small buisness/schools/homes and fix computers. I realy started to hate the job because 90% of the time you are the bad guy.

    That being said I do a few jobs here and there on the side for customers that arn't a pain in the butt. I charge what I feel is worth my free time. Generaly I charge #100 an hour 1 hour min. I do not warent my work I do not come back for free. If I come to your house/buisness you will be charged at least $100. If people don't like this attitude they won't call me (which I am just fine with, I have a job). But there are those that understand this and when they realy need help they call and I help them and they pay.

  278. Not much by UncleScrooge · · Score: 1

    I charge 30$ for Windows problems. 40$ an hour for network related problems (pain in the ass). Hardware problems I charge 30$ and I bring it in at a local hardware store and they charge 25$ an hour. People pay it and it's good business. As a student the money rolls in :D

    --
    Slashdot 1|0 Productivity
  279. Just choose your clients well by homesteader · · Score: 1

    If you can pick and choose your customers, it can make life much easier. I've been doing work for doctors because

    a. I don't feel bad charging them $60/hr, which I feel bad charging home users but I think is actually a very fair price for a business.

    b. I can convince them to spend the money to set up their computing infrastructure well, which makes it less frustrating to maintain.

    So avoid just avoid cheap customers, unless you're good at repeatedly gouging people for their own stupidity.

  280. I simply stopped.. by Anita+Coney · · Score: 2

    I used to do tech support for friends and family. And I was more than willing to do it for free. But it simply got too annoying. I got in too many situations where they would second guess what I was doing and offered their own asinine and ignornat solutions. It got to the point where I was tired of saying before I left, "Look, if you're so knowledgeable, what am I doing here? I guess I'll just leave."

    If someone wants my help, I''m more than willing to give it. But they really have to want it first.

    --
    If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
    1. Re:I simply stopped.. by Anita+Coney · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm sorry, I don't remember posting my personal experience more than once, but since I've been modded redundant, I must have done it by mistake somehow. I'll try my best not to do it again.

      --
      If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
  281. Easy by maxeypad · · Score: 1

    Basically, I have a windows XP cd with a slipstreamed SP2 install and the newest patches on hand. I basically reinstall, reset the accounts and tell them to go on there merry way generally. I won't even charge for this if its friends usually because there is little or no work involved. However, when people need to save data I charge $50 flat (or a bottle of good bourbon) for friends and $90/hour for business.

  282. $75/hour by Electric+Eye · · Score: 1

    I've been doing this in my free time for about 3 years now. It's easy work (most of the time), and obviously pays well. The only people I don't charge are my family and friends, although that can become really irritating. Most of the time, I wish people in my circle didn't know I know computers so well...

  283. Make them pay! by tbgreve · · Score: 1

    I charge $75.00 an hour w/ 2hr. miin.

    --
    "Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs no risk."

    ~Joaquin Setanti

  284. Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The correct answer is a blowjob. Doesn't matter if the work is for the next door neighbor, the mailman, or gramma. The answer is always the same...

  285. Market vs. Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'd agree that $20/hour is exceptionally low, and suggest that $50 be looked at as low as well. A few perspectives:

    1. cost model: If you were doing this as a living, you'd understand that you'd have a portion of your time that you could actually be out billing, vs. a portion you're unable to bill. Researching things, fixing things for people that end up not paying, fixing things that you goofed up the first time and don't bill for the second time, and being idle are all unbillable times. While I've seen models where employeers pretend they can have people 80% or higher billable, this places great stress on the system long-term. At 50%, you're going to have to factor the downtime. So, if you want to make $50,000/year, at 50% billable (on 50 weeks worked), that's 1,000 billable hours a year = $50/hour (easy math). But you might find additional expenses you need to include, like taxes and social security (oops! there goes a huge chunk), health insurance, general liability insurance (if you do this, I'll guarantee you'll eventually have someone sue you for something assuming you have deeper pockets than they do) current and legal licenses to software, a new laptop every year (they get beat to hell traveling), Internet connectivity, cell phone bill, etc. - and you're suddenly up over $60/hour.

    2. comparative model: My plumber in my small town charges $70/hour. I'd argue that my nonstop education in technology (vs. his rather static field) deserves at least $10/hour more, not to mention the college education appropriate for it. $80/hour is my "plumbing rate" in the Midwest. Fixing PCs or running cables = plumbing.

    3. service model: If you're able to do much more than "computer plumbing", charge appropriately for the job. I'm a certified security analyst, so I charge $155/hour when doing assessments (cheap actually). I charge $125/hour for Cisco engineering.

    4. "bill" your gratis accounts: I take care of some little old ladies and relatives in town. I let them know (and occasionally will print a courtesy invoice with the actual charge and credit applied) how much it really costs. I ask them to donate to a charity - the church ladies all do so to our church, and church has new gravel covering the parking lot, utility bills paid and other important things from a tiny bit of computer work from me.

    The best thing you can do is enforce that the computer world is a business and a profession. I encountered a "do it for free" attitude when I moved here due to a 20-year-old hack that did so. When you give it away without any cost, you make it worthless and cause people to think what we do is not legitimate. Electricians, plumbers and other technicians all have to feed their families and pay their bills. Neglect your car and demand free repairs, and you'll suffer the consequences. Computer techs need to help the public understand their PC is no different than their car in this manner.

    1. Re:Market vs. Cost by zotz · · Score: 1

      I used to do a lot more free than I do now. Still do some or get dinner but mostly $95 per hour. (And often a discount for family on top of that. It is more and more depending on what sort of discounts I get in return.)

      I have been toying with the idea of a MUCH smaller amount or even more free support for those family members who will move off of windows to linux.

      It is way too old having to clean the same machine of spyware and viruses over and over.

      --
      FreeMusicPush If you want to see more Free Music made, listen to Free
    2. Re:Market vs. Cost by kosanovich · · Score: 2, Informative

      I agree with this post and think that it is very well written, so long as it is aimed at doing this as a buisness.

      I know how to fix a car, thanks to countless hours of being forced to help my dad fix his cars while i was growing up, but i do not choose to work on cars professionally. If a friend asks me to help change his oil then i'm not going to charge him what he would pay for an oil change any where else. Instead i'm going to help him out and know that when i need a ride someplace he isn't going to charge me what a taxi would.

      The problem with comparing computer repair to plumming is that there are far more people these days who have a basic working knowledge of computers than there are who have the same knowledge of plumming. This large supply of computer knowledge drives down the price of applying that knowledge.

      Also if you had to pay to replace all the plumming in your house, or if you had to pay to replace your car, then you would be talking about tens of thousands of dollars, so you are willing to pay $60/hour to maintain them in order to prevent a major problem later. If you look at a computer the same way, and let's say that an average computer will cost two thousand dollars to completely replace (which is high as we all know), then for similar price to maintain ratio you would expect to pay no more than $6/hour.

    3. Re:Market vs. Cost by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      When you give it away without any cost, you make it worthless and cause people to think what we do is not legitimate.

      I agree, and in fact I'm sure there are more than a few hookers out there that feel the exact same way.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    4. Re:Market vs. Cost by balloonhead · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'm a doctor and make just under $34 Australian (about $18 US, I think). I could factor in my anti-social hours and overtime, but they are antisocial hours and overtime. My basic rate is that. Admittedly I get holidays and sick leave, but no other benefits like medical (ironically) or dental. There is a scheme here in Australia where I get a bit more due to salary packaging (in lieu of benefits) but not that much.

      That's five years out of medical school - so not senior, but certainly not junior any more.

      I have to be honest, it really shits me that plumbers get paid so much more than me. I don't want to belittle their profession, but considering the debt I accrued going to medical school, and the expenses since then to sit postgraduate exams (which are pretty much essential for progress), I think I get a pretty raw deal.

      I don't think I'm particularly badly paid, until I look at other jobs and realise that I get shafted in comparative terms. And I do realise that I don't have to worry about idle hours and all as I am salaried.

      I note you pointing out that $20 an hour is exceptionally low. So next time you go to your doctor, just remember - you get what you pay for.

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      This idea was invented by Shampoo.
    5. Re:Market vs. Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I started a little side business and gave some thought to what I should be charging. I ended up charging $50 to come out to the customers house, which includes the 1st hours labor, and $35/hr after that.

      My reason for charging these rates is the simple fact that you can buy a brand new computer for $400 with everything( including OS ) except the monitor. If I charge too much, it would make more sense to buy that new computer and thats what people usually end up doing. So I have to be lower than the cost of a new PC but high enough to make it worth my time.

      Half the computers I work on aren't worth more than $100 if that, so theres another reason why I dont charge much. In my opinion its ridiculous to pay someone more to fix the thing than its worth, and again brings up the 'just buy the new PC' idea.

    6. Re:Market vs. Cost by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      $34/hr is about the "average" national wage. 80% of wage earners are under the average. I did a 3yr BSC and the Government paid for ~80% of it and assume your degree is similar. Having said that my first contract in the early '90's (3yrs after leaving uni) paid $35/hr. You are getting a raw deal.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    7. Re:Market vs. Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I encountered a "do it for free" attitude when I moved here due to a 20-year-old hack that did so.

      My aren't we an elites


      When you give it away without any cost, you make it worthless and cause people to think what we do is not legitimate. Electricians, plumbers and other technicians all have to feed their families and pay their bills. Neglect your car and demand free repairs, and you'll suffer the consequences. Computer techs need to help the public understand their PC is no different than their car in this manner.


      I like money and I mostly agree with your point, however, cars require a bit more tangible means of repair. That's not to say that fixing computers isn't a chore, but I can't recall the last time I smashed a finger removing spyware.

    8. Re:Market vs. Cost by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      This is a superb post! I work for PC House Calls, Inc. in St. Louis, Missouri - and we currently bill at $89/hr. with a 1 hr. minimum. After the first hour, we bill in quarter hour increments, and there is also a $20 trip/travel charge on each call.

      A few people told me this was way too expensive, but when you figure in everything, it's hard to even be profitable billing much less than this. The small box ad we run in the Yellow Pages costs over $400 per month by itself, plus we actually rent out office space. Sure, we could save some $'s if we ran this out of someone's basement - but it's a big plus having a real business address where people can drop off laptops for repair, etc.

      As you pointed out too, there's a lot of non-billable time in this type of work. In an 8 hour day, it's rare I can bill more than 4 hours. The rest is spent in drive time between jobs, plus "dead time" when you just can't schedule the next appointment right after you get done with the last one.

      I think a lot of younger computer "whizes" start off offering to do a lot of cheap or free PC work because they mistakenly think it's some type of ticket to a good job in the future. (If people learn how good I am at fixing their PC problems, word will spread and someone will give me a job!) Unfortunately, this seems to rarely happen. Instead, they just think "I know this kid that has too much free time and loves fixing this kind of stuff... I'll just call him and save some frustration and money."

    9. Re:Market vs. Cost by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

      "When you give it away without any cost, you make it worthless and cause people to think what we do is not legitimate."

      I agree, and in fact I'm sure there are more than a few hookers out there that feel the exact same way.

      Shh... I think this was intended as some kind of dig at OSS.

      -a

    10. Re:Market vs. Cost by fingusernames · · Score: 1

      Good message. I'd like to add some real numbers to this too.

      I own an S corporation, with two employees. We do technology consulting/software development, not just "PC repair" type work, so our hours are more regular as we get long term and short term contracts. BTW, every business client I have is bound by a contract, whether it mandates a fixed number of hours, or is open-ended. That is a good policy to protect all parties.

      For fiscal year 2004, we paid out $388.00 for liability insurance, and $1028.00 for workman's compensation. You *must* have workman's compensation if you have employees. If you are a corporation, you are an employee, even if you own 100% of the stock. Liability insurance is a requirement if you are serious, as most clients will expect it and many will request a certificate of insurance. If you ever work through a headhunter, they'll want a cert for both liability and workman's.

      Taxes were a mere $195, though that was really for fiscal 2003. Most all income is passed through, either as reimbursable expenses, payroll, contributions to the SEP-IRA plan (mandatory 10% of pay for all employees), or dividends (for me). Unfortunately, I do not have group health insurance, but do pay into HSAs if established.

      Looking at my 2004 P&L sheet, there are tons of expenses which add up. Bank fees, business cards, promotional materials, fax line, phone/cell, office supplies, office equipment, technology to use and/or to keep you up-to-date, continuing education expenses. There is the time you spend on running the show, which is not billable of course: tax administration, paperwork, accounting, finding clients.

      Once you run a business and do all these things, you realize that there is no way you can charge as little as some geeks charge, and still run an actual business. I say $75.00/hr is a bare minimum to make it worthwhile, and that is for simple things. More complex projects are worth more.

      Larry

    11. Re:Market vs. Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you give it away without any cost, you make it worthless and cause people to think what we do is not legitimate.

      Quick, somebody tell Stallman and Torvalds!

    12. Re:Market vs. Cost by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

      Plumbers DO have to update themselves. If you have built a hosue in the last year or so or even the last 5-10 years things have changed considerably depending on what the builder chose. Almost noone I know does copper piping any more. It's PVC. Did the plumber who sweated copper all his life learn how to do PVC overnight? No. Did the plumber have to get training? Yes. The technologies are different. PLUS there's the new kid on the block, PEX. PEX is run similarly to cables. It's all home run to a central point which is basically a junction where one side is hot one side is cold. There's two input valves and a bunch of output valves. PEX is done very differently.

      On the rest of the post, I have to agree. Computers ARE a business. I refuse to do it for free for anyone except family. If my neighboar asks, i do not rape him though and if he offers food/beer I am THERE.

      --

      Gorkman

    13. Re:Market vs. Cost by XorNand · · Score: 1

      On the off chance that you'll read this reply, would you mind dropping me an email? I'm in a similar situation and had some quick questions. Thanks.

      --
      Entrepreneur : (noun), French for "unemployed"
    14. Re:Market vs. Cost by balloonhead · · Score: 1

      I'm a UK graduate, so I had 100% of my fees paid. Five year course though with not too much time to work in holidays and stuff (48 weeks of uni for the last few years which doesn't leave much room for a summer job) so I left with about £12500 debt (average for medic grad at that time - a lot less than e.g. the US) which is about $18000 US or about $30000 Australian. I don't think I'm necessarily getting a raw deal - just that the wage market is as screwed as the justice system when you look at relative wage/punishment for job/crime.

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      This idea was invented by Shampoo.
  286. Do it for free, but be selective.... by helix_r · · Score: 1


    I get this a lot.

    In general, household IT support is a no-win situation and people are best left to fend for themselves. If you get paid, you'll feel cheap, and they will expect everything to be perfect.

    If you have to do it, do it for free, but make it easy for yourself. Introduce them to ad-aware, or other computer hygiene tools.

    If that doesn't work, and you have to do something, wipe the hard drive and install windows XP or 2000, and give a lecture about computer hygiene while it installs. For old machines, there are many linux distros that give you a nice web-browsing, email-writing workstation on a low-capability machine-- sometimes even a liveCD OS is good enough. My wife has an old thinkpad that we keep in the kitchen, it runs "feather linux" and serves its purpose flawlessly-- to look up recipes on the internet, and get email.

    1. Re:Do it for free, but be selective.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Save anyone else the trouble:

      Feather Linux

      (Posted anonymously to avoid karma whoring.)

  287. Tech rate by JWSmythe · · Score: 1


    $100 per hour, no fractional hours.

    The only exceptions is, if it's for a friend, and they're giving me beer and food, then the cost is beer and food.

    --
    Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
  288. The rate: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really good Friend: - Pizza
    Good Friend: - Pizza & Beer.
    Friend: dinner.
    Acquaintance (Friend of Friend) etc. - $$$s

  289. $50 per hour in Central Florida by bigjon.exe · · Score: 1

    I have worked on computers for years and have owned my own shop for just at a year. I charge $50 an hour plus parts, for in home service with a min. charge of one hour and i work by the job in-shop. half the time i go out to someones house and there problem is supper simple. I have on two occasions been called out because a modem reported no dial tone. I head to the door with modem in hand only to find out when i get there that the family pet or kids pulled the cord out of the wall. I almost felt bad hading them the $50.00 bill..... almost

  290. I have a sliding scale by V_IL_Len · · Score: 1
    This definitly gets to be a very iffy proposal. If someone calls me specifically seeking computer related assistance I have had some success with the following criteria. I live in the midwest so I assume if you are in Manhattan or something you can adjust to your economy.


    Friend Rate: Close Friends and Family who aren't dirt broke 20$ per hour


    Pro Rate: People I don't know who have been directed to me 40$ per hour with a one hour minimum charge. After that I tend to charge by the 1/4 hour.


    I try not to have more than one or two "regulars" because it then becomes a legit second job and I really do it mostly to help people who need it and don't know where to go without donating my whole life to free tech support. I also charge for travel time at half the rate I am charging them if I have to drive more than 10-15 minutes to wherever they live. I make no guarantees to be able to fix any issue. If it looks like a really time consuming issue I tend to refer them elsewhere (either to a pro service desk or to buy new hardware) because it rapidly becomes more cost effective for them to buy a new pc and one hour of my time to tranfer the data than have me spend hours of trouble shooting a outdated boat anchor. The reality is for many people this is a excellent deal. To have a person whom they know and trust that will come to their home and fix their computer. Contrary what an other poster said I have found most people I have worked with in this way were very receptive to education as part of the service and have had good luck teaching people good computing habits that eliminated "service calls" from them. It may seem harsh but if you do it for free it can quickly spiral out of control. I also don't want to say no all of the time either because I know they could use the expertice and in moderation I enjoy it. This is the same issue that doctors go through except most people don't ask doctors to come over and give them a free physical.

  291. Quid pro quo by 808paulson · · Score: 1

    For me, these "favors" are often paid with other favors.
    I don't usually ask for anything. But the people I help tend to offer some compensation.
    Sometimes the compensation is more than the actual services rendered. In one instance, I got paid 100 bucks for fixing something with in 5 minutes.
    But usually, I end up asking the people I help for something down the road. Like asking for ball game tickets for a game that is already sold out. I paid for the tickets, but the seats were awesome and weren't available through the general public. It's a good idea to keep the people you help happy because you'll be surprised what they can do for you down the road.
    I've heard of some dude advertising computer help in return for sexual favors. But I don't think I'll go there.

  292. The two (system) towers by jchap · · Score: 1



    I've found that there are two types of problems that I get asked to solve:

    1) OMG! My computers fecked and I've got a report to do and OMG! the hard drive light was flickering away for an hour and now all my work's disappeared and OMG! It won't boot, all I did was clear out some files and OMG! Look my desktop's so full of crap that starts itself automatically that it takes 20 minutes to start up! etc etc

    2) I bought this cheap computer/monitor/software/ it was an absolute bargan - now all I want you do to is to fix it/set it up/debug it/find and install drivers so that I can have something for nothing.

    I'll basically sort out 1) for just about anyone - doesn't even have to be friends or family. Hell, I'm just that kinda guy. ;)

    However I've noticed I've been getting covered in whole lot of number 2 of late. For some reason people don't get that their 'bargan' was only that because it lacked something - often technical knowledge. Of course this is fine if you have the knowledge to put it right, but you wouldn't go and buy a knacked up car for nothing just because you knew someone who had the ability to fix it for you.

    Unfortunately people with problem no 2) often present themselves as people with problem no 1). It kinda makes me suspicious, paranoid and generally cranky when people ask me for computer help.

  293. there are three.... by zogger · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ....whitebox shops around here that do "computer fixin'" which is usually just cleaning up borked windows installs from bad internet mojo, they are getting around (all similar, close enough) 60 dollars an hour for that service. No flat rate I have seen unless it's just a complete wipe and reinstall. If the customer wants all or most of their data intact, they tote the freight for at least an hour or no fixy for cheap. So there's an answer from bubbaland.

    And that's why you won't see windows leave the market anytime soon, because this is the LEAST money being made by IT "professionals" off of windows being on almost everyones computer. The LEAST amount. "They" -any random windows IT professional, may claim publically they want excellent products, reality is that windows being as goobered up as it is is a hundred billion dollar (some large @55 number) make-work phony baloney business now,it is designed to perpetuate a near functional but never quite finished by design and intent highly lucrative perpetual cash cow, with thousands of people (or millions no idea really)now grown dependent and complacent on that easy money income. It's not a legit business anymore, it's a crime racket as far as I am concerned, a silent cartel of cooperating profiteers, large,medium and small sizes. From MS itself to the local computer herdsman, it's moo baby moo gimmee the money. Ha!

    There's little to no profit in selling computers that work and don't break. Just like cars to beat that old dead analogy horse one more time. The hardware NEEDS to crap out soon after warranty and the software has to be in a perpetual state of beta ware, although it's all "licensed to use for your economic and sanity inconvenience" as a finished product. And that's why there is NO warranty with consumer software as well.

    So, sock it to those folks who absolutely insist on using windows, that's exactly what it's designed for, to make you money. It's secondary reason is to function as software, but primarily, it's a cash cow, milk it. Charge em.

    Yes I am cynical, no I don't use windows on the intarweb, never. I use linux or mac. I have a few old boxes and a laptop that have windows on them, but there's a decent airgap between them and the WWW, not that it isn't possible, it's that I simply don't care about trying to make windows function on the web, it's like bolting a wing on your yugo and applying flame stickers. Waste of time, IMO. I have never had any desire to even much "learn" windows because it became obvious as all get out with win95 what the scam was going to be, perpetual beta ware that you will be charged for.

  294. I charge a flat $99 for spyware/virus/hijack fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I have a rack full of machines in my basement at all times I am healing. Usually I promise a three day turnaround, depends on how busy I am. If it gets into anything else (hardware), I go to a $40/Hr bench time rate on top. I also charge a pickup/delivery fee of $25 to go get their machine, and bring it back, hook everything up, and give the customer the "safe internetting 101" lecture. If they want on site service, I charge $72/Hour for two reasons:

    1) I can only work on their machine, and not a rack full at once.

    2) A lot of times home users have screaming kids, barking dogs, or other not so pleasant to be around things going on.

    Just like you and a million other people here, I got tired of doing all this stuff for free and started telling people what I charged when they called. Never had one single person blink and now its a full time biz.

    Thank Goodness for Microsoft.

  295. Pizza, beer, sex... by Shonn · · Score: 1

    Depends on how badly they need their computer working.

  296. IT service can be expensive in the south by IIEDDIEGII · · Score: 1

    Where I am from (Charleston, South Carolina) the going business rate is $125 an hour in the downtown area. When I do work on the side I charge $100 an hour for on-site work and most places are happy to see the cut in price from $125. These figures may not be relevant to most areas due to the big money that goes in and out of the downtown area of Charleston but can hopefully give some perspective.

    I say if you are doing on-site business work, $100 an hour (time is valuable). If you are doing it for friends and family, dont charge anything. If the recipients really appreciate it you will get paid in some form.

  297. Rates by maksim2042 · · Score: 1

    My rates are - $200 for a full spyware de-infestation or setting up a new machine. Full wipe/reinstall is a bit more expensive - I price it according to the amount of extra software that they need.

    For friends, however, it's different - male friends generally supply a bottle of chilled vodka and some Chinese take-out; female friends often end up staying overnight (and I even cook them breakfast) :-)

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    Any fool can criticize... And many do.
  298. It doesn't seem to matter.... by TeeJS · · Score: 2, Interesting

    the more I ask, the more people want my services. I have 3X as many people wanting my services (and not taking 'no' or a referral as an answer) at $155/hr as I did at $50/hr - go figure!

  299. Just Say No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it's inconvenient for me, I just say that I don't have the time, or I do that as a job so would rather not. Or just tell them quickly what they could do, and avoid actually doing the work for them.

    As for GFs, friends, family, etc, I just do it for free. You don't tell them that you're going to charge them for computer help, that's just rude. You ask your buddy to help you with an oil change, he doesn't say "It'll cost ya".

    Just let it be known that you don't find a large amount of enjoyment in doing the work outside of your job all the time, and the requests will go down.

  300. The key point with the beer offering by snuf23 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is that you must drink the beer while doing the support. Preferably slam two or three before getting started ("I just need to warm up before I get to work"). Make sure to keep the person you are doing the support for in the room with you by constant conversation.
    When you start to work on the computer do so in a distracted manner - keep talking and babbling while glancing back and forth at the screen. Horror stories about computer problems you've fixed (real or imagined) are good, but especially comments about things you've done that have fucked up computers. "Yeah I used to think anti-static wrist wraps were for pansies, then there was the time I blew out an entire system from one little spark. Damn, over $1000 in damages, just from my stupidity. Oh, were did I put that anti-static strap? Must have left it at home, oh well, no biggie."
    Also make sure to make comments like "Whoops! Hmmm, well didn't really need that anyway.", "So you do shopping on the Interweb? Man you should change your password, that one is too easy to hack." "What are these pictures of? analdogsex.com? I didn't know you leaned that way." "Jesus! You've got more spyware than the Kremlin in here!"
    If you are really mean you can also play some nice practical jokes while you are there. You know the stuff - make hardcore porn auto launch when you log in, switch the sounds out for farts. Whatever floats your boat.
    Odds are you can do the tech support blind, deaf and drunk anyway but the nice thing is you get to entertain yourself, terrify your friend and quite possibly next time your friend will take the machine to a shop instead of calling you to fix it.

    --
    Sometimes my arms bend back.
    1. Re:The key point with the beer offering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir, may actually be on to something ! Thank you for that splendid idea !

  301. The Plight of the Technology Professional by computerate · · Score: 2, Informative

    I addressed this last year in a paper that is helpful to those offering support as well as those asking for it. In PDF - If you care to: http://www.computerate.net/Portals/0/Plight.pdf

  302. Give 'em a hint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not really an issue for me since I moved a couple of towns away from the family, but it got so out of hand with my brother-in-law that he started screening all his calls, and put the following message on his answering machine:

    "Hi, this is Dave, sorry I'm not home to take your call. Please leave a message. If you are calling for tech support, my rate is $30 an hour with a minimum of two hours".

    People stopped bugging him for free help after a few weeks.

  303. The problem with charging by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 1

    The problem with charging is not just doing the work, but the follow-ups. Typically the usage behavior of an individual who mucks up their PC with things like spy-ware, viruses, installing bad software etc. is that after the computer is cleaned up and working, they're going to mess it up again.

    Then you get the call. "Hey, I paid you $50 to fix my computer and it's still having the same problem!" This can happen literally hours after you've repaired it, and the user will expect you to come back and fix it again for free, because hey, they paid you $50 to fix it and in their minds it's still broke.

    So you have to be very, very careful up front explaining to them that "Listen, I'm going to do my best to take care of your problem, but there's going to be no guarantee that the problem won't come back."

    The other problem is, once someone has it in their mind that you're a computer expert, they will call you over and over again with questions about any little problem. In most people's minds, phone support is free. Spending 30 minutes on the phone walking somebody through the process of pulling an accidentally deleted file out of the recycle bin is no fun, and they would balk at you trying to charge them for the help.

    Otherwise, $30-40 an hour is not unreasonable. They would pay more if they called the local computer shop to help them out.

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    The Internet is generally stupid
  304. "Can I drop my computer off at your place?" by tumana · · Score: 1

    I have many times offered computer support for friends who either have old computers or did something to screw up their new one. I've never actually charged anybody but I have learned a good lesson: don't let them drop it off at your place as if you were a computer repair shop.

    It's very convenient for them to drop their computer off somewhere and go have a cup of coffee, or come back in a few days expecting it to be fixed. It's also kind of inconvenient to have several computers which don't belong to me filing up my dining room (personal experience).

    From now on, I only help them if they are able to fit me into their schedule to go to their house and work on it beside them, if it fits my schedule of course. I have a day job, you know?. They realize how time consuming it can be, and they are also there for any questions such as "Do you have the driver CDs that came with the computer?" or "Are these the only files you need to backup?"

    My house is now free of other people's computers staring at me waiting to be worked on.

  305. $85/hour, 3 hour minimum, no travel charge in city by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this tends to disuade the casual inquirer. you know who i'm talking about, they're the ones who think it's just a "small" problem that they think should only take someone as smart as you 5 minutes to figure out... they don't value your time at all.

    in my experience, you need a couple of hours to figure out exactly what the problem is that the end user is experiencing, since most end users are clueless as to even describe what the nature of the problem really is. in addition, when diagnosing the specific problem you were originally called for, it usually dominos into a multiple problem issue.

    the 3 hour minimum is helpful because it tells your prospective client that there is a baseline charge. i live in a metro, and most of my work is in the city, but for the occasional suburban romp, i'll charge a nominal fee(half my hourly rate for travel).

    some of the issues are for software i am not intimately familiar with. when i come across one of these situations, i tell my prospective that i need to charge for my time while i learn/understand the application. this adds 1-2 hours onto the overall time(for diagnotic understanding, not expert user), and if they're not interested in paying you, they'll find out that a specific software specialist will charge alot more per hour.

    finally, if i run into a situation which is a no-win, i pull the plug ASAP, even if it is at a loss. i'll tell my client my opinion/recommendation, and walk away, no charge(I usually make this determination within the first hour).

    does this net me any work? sure does. do i get people who balk at my charges? yeah, and i usually don't want them to by my client anyways... it tends to chafe out the non-serious clients, and i end up with a client base who don't sweat paying a minimum of $250 a pop... this usually turns into company owners, big-buck salespeople, and small companies, i.e. people who understand that time=money, and that a service, even technical in nature, has a value. and the biggest part is that it makes it worth my while.

  306. my simple solution by cryptozoologist · · Score: 1

    i have quit doing tech support for windows. i will happily help someone with a linux issue (close family and friends anyway) but for windows, i won't do it. if anyone asks you what you charge, hold your pinkie up to your lips and say "one million dollars an hour!"

  307. Just play dumb... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I finally got to the point where I just started playing stupid.

    If it is something that takes more than five minutes to figure out I just say these computers have just gotten too complex for me to understand and tell them to take it to a computer store.

  308. I base it on the customer by adzoox · · Score: 1

    I base my prices on the customer.

    I'm an Apple Technician/ Consultant:

    Obviously when someone brings in an LC2 from 1990 that they want fixed, I'm not going to charge my going rate of $60 an hour because with 1 hour/$ of time I can just buy 5 of them.

    In this case - I tell them it won't be a priority but more of an "as I can get to it" project or I simply offer them an equal or better replacement unit for less.

    I also charge based on what the customer can pay to possibly garner future business and word of mouth. Someone in need with little cash - they usually are your best advertising.

    I have one customer that I charge $15 an hour to - but he sends me LOTS of business and buys parts from me regularly. He supports a family on a substitute teacher salary!

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    Yell & scream & rant & rave... it's no use... you need a shaaaave ~ Bugs Bunny
  309. Get their hardware by benbelly · · Score: 1

    Eventually the people I support ask me to upgrade some component or other, or help buy a new system, etc. So then I take the old hardware as payment for all the previous support. Some people are happy to have it gone and happy to have made a contribution. Those people get better help in the future. Some people ask what the old hardware is worth and refuse to let me take it. Their phone calls don't get returned. The hardware goes into upgrades for all the other people I help, and that makes less work for me. For the most part, this works well. I do avoid the calls from people with nasty computers. You know the ones. Peanut butter and Dorito cheese all over the keyboard. Nasty sticky soda residue down the side of the case. Why do they think I want to touch their filth and rejected food from the past 5 years while I'm doing them a favor? If I ain't bidding on Britney's used chewing gum - I sure don't want THEIR leavins'.

  310. I guess I am Really Cheap here In Canada. by liamcaden · · Score: 1

    I am told I am the cheapest rate here in Calgary, I charge a 2L of Coke (cola), and lunch/dinner. It works out great for my Friends and Family, and I feel as though I have been paid for my time.

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    "The same thing we do every night, try to take over the world" -The Brain (Pinky&the Brian)
  311. For the ladies? by angst7 · · Score: 1

    It depends on if the husband is home.

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    StrategyTalk.com, PC Game Forums
  312. Amazon.com Wishlist by GuardianKnight · · Score: 1

    I don't mind helping "friends/family" out once in a blue moon, however from time to time I get random people, and a "friend/family" who just takes up too much time.

    So I keep an amazon.com wish list, and when people ask how much do I own you (or I politely inform them) I just tell them to go there and get something for me.

    For whatever reason people seem to not get offended becuase you don't ask for money.

  313. This is an EASY question by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 2, Funny

    $85,000 per year

    Plus health and life insurance, 4 weeks vacation, multiple personal laptops, and I only take calls between 8:30 am, and 5:00 PM

    1. Re:This is an EASY question by MyHair · · Score: 1

      Holy CRAP! Where do you work? I want to work there.

      Here's my resume:
      ---------------
      Gave up sex, drugs and rock and roll to be this good.
      ---------------
      (Credit line to defile)

    2. Re:This is an EASY question by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 1

      Not any place you want to work...

      None the less, look around on Wall Street. The hours are waaaay long, but you get paid waaay lots (150K+)

  314. Be careful saying no... by JakiChan · · Score: 5, Funny


    I have been a unix admin and currently am a network engineer. I don't "do windows" professionally. Still, my dad often calls for help. Once I pointed out that as a professor he has a university IT department he can call for help with their computers. His response?

    "Listen, I didn't pay for 4 years of college to get lip outta you. Now shut up and answer the fucking question."

    Yeah, Dad, I love you too... :-)

    --
    "Where quality is like a dead stinking rat - you just can't miss it."
    1. Re:Be careful saying no... by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
      I have been a unix admin and currently am a network engineer. I don't "do windows" professionally. Still, my dad often calls for help. Once I pointed out that as a professor he has a university IT department he can call for help with their computers. His response?

      "Listen, I didn't pay for 4 years of college to get lip outta you. Now shut up and answer the fucking question."

      That must be him! I've finally found my real dad!

    2. Re:Be careful saying no... by ediron2 · · Score: 1

      I'd toss a coin.

      Heads, the first words out of my mouth are "start up a dos window and type deltree /y \windows, then hit return"

      Tails, they're "Do you talk to your doctor this way?"

      After getting appropriate feedback from the first round, I'd offer up the remaining comment from above. Maybe one could toss in a "You should rethink that habit."

  315. Price for Tech Support by Fargazer · · Score: 2, Informative

    Years ago, I found myself almost overwhelmed with requests to perform computer work, at least until I set the following schedule:

    1. Standard rate: $60/hour cash plus asshole tax. With tax, my rates have varied between $60 to $200 an hour.

    If I am working on the cash rate, I give a written estimate of the hours needed in writing, along with a very specific layout of what is involved, including the hardware budget.

    For prices of hardware equipment, I specify the client purchases it, and I use NewEgg and a local supplier when possible for pricing. I never say "2 NICs and a switch" in an estimate; rather, I say "2 Intel model this and that gigabit NICs" and "a Netgear model such and such gigabit switch". If the client insists on using what I consider old POS equipment, I explain the value of using quality equipment up front; if I can't convince the client, I either boost my tax rate or walk away.

    Typically I will eat the cost of excess time up to 20% of the hourly estimate (if I say 10 hours, I will work to 12 hours if needed for the cost of 10), at which time we need to discuss further options. If I finish early, the client only pays for the time worked, not the estimate (estimate 10 hours, work takes 6, client pays for 6).

    I typically break down a job estimate into small stages; at the completion of each stage, the client must agree that the work performed is to their satisfaction. Once the client is satisfied a stage is complete and pays me for that stage, I then start on the next stage. Final payment is due within two weeks of job completion. Each stage is spec'd out to an amount I would not cry over losing if the client decides to stiff me.

    For those people that balk at my cash rate (where ever asshole tax takes it), my standard response is "I am not trying to be competitive in the marketplace; rather, this is value I place on the leisure time I give up to fix your problem".

    2. If I know you or work with you (and presumably like you), I will perform a _single_ computer related task in exchange for feeding me and my wife.

    Meals have ranged from home cooked meals (preferred) to local BBQ joints, to a cafeteria blue plate special; nothing fancy required, but the effort must be made.

    Single tasks have included things like "get my computer sound working", "make my computer play Blue's Clues again like it used to", and "please install AV software and a firewall on my new computer". I am not near as picky about things in writing, and often can find something surplus at home that does the trick, but the person feeding me pays for any hardware involved.

    That's my system; hope it helps...

  316. Going Rate by Davis+Bacon · · Score: 1

    I think that charging family will bite you in the butt and breed resentment. However, accepting every request friends and family place can be a full-time job.

    I consult for a living so have to balance that with requests from family. It may surprise many people that you can tell family you are busy and can't help and they won't always flip-out. Refer them to CompUSA or another local tech shop that you trust. Follow-up with them to make sure they got the support they needed and they will know you care.

    My rate is $90/hr with discounts (5% to 10%) offered to clients that required a large volume of work; More work at a single location saves me significant travel time. Spyware, setting up a secure Web site, Windows, Linux, cat5 install; everything costs the same. I don't often need to justify my rates. Nearly all of my clients are referrals from other satisfied clients (My first clients were friends and family- the business grew from there).

    In the end, your rate should reflect your skills (technical, personal, responsibility, reliability) and what the market will bear. Start at a rate you're happy with and see if you get business. Raise the rate when you are near as much work as you want. Give close friends and family as much (free) time as is fair to you and them.

    As a note to those that claim clients will think they own you when they pay you: It is true. I have implemented a flat "Emergency Response Fee" of $200 dollars that is paid in addition to regular hourly fees for any unscheduled work outside the hours of 8a-5p M-F. Works like a charm; I have my weekends off.

    -Jamie

  317. Get It While It Lasts by Renaissance+2K · · Score: 1

    When I'm at home, I work at my town's Probate Court with a bunch of old ladies who equate operating a computer to launching the space shuttle. Naturally, between my normal administrative duties, I'm the reigning lord of tech support. As a result, my name started to filter out to a number of lawyers in the community, and I found my services to be somewhat sought after.

    The clerks at my court basically chose my wages for me, without my even knowing. It turns out they were telling all the lawyers that I charge $25/hour, and that my fees would double the moment I graduate. (I'm currently in my senior year studying Computer Engineering.) Time was actually on my side. People scrambled to find something for me to do in the short windows when I'm at home working, dreading the day when I get my diploma and they lose one of their most reliable technicians.

    To be honest, I'm a person that feels guilty very easily, and I feel like $25/hour is even a little too much. 75% of the work I do involves watching a progress bar, and many times, I'm honest and offer them a discount. The majority of them are so grateful for my services, they don't accept it. Though throughout all the people I've helped, I've only had one job where my training actually came in handy and I earned every cent of my wage. It involved some renegade program - undetected by virus software or spyware killers - that would eat up system resources until it crashed. After two hours of sifting through the registry, I found the offending program and eliminated it.

    The only people that get free tech support are my personal friends, my parents, and the clerks at my court. Though in the latter case, it's included in my "balloon wage", so to speak.

  318. Rates! by teknokracy · · Score: 1

    $35/hr for friends
    $40/hr for house calls
    $70/hr is what we charge at work. (CDN$)
    Apparently, $80/hr is the industry standard. Anyone who says that's expensive has clearly never been to an auto repair shop before (upwards of $100/hr). And to some people, their computers make them more money and are more important than their cars.

  319. Charging... by Palefrei · · Score: 1

    Immediate relatives pay with food. My mother-in-law gives me fresh apple & peach pies, usually preceeded by a prime-rib or bbq rib dinner. So... parents and siblings, and sometimes siblings-in-law is strictly barter. I got referred to others and ended up making a decent side business of it... I get $45 per hour ($35 for seniors/churches/scouts and other non-profits) I have my software tools on CD, some simple to understand one page handouts on avoiding spyware/phishing/viruses, and usually spend 2-3 hours removing stuff from PCs.

  320. The price of success. by Ender77 · · Score: 1

    First, let me thank all the corporate companies for all the spyware/scumware that they release on the internet. Thanks to them, I have job security for many years to come.

    First I DO NOT DO HOUSECALLS, I found out early that you can't get any work done with people breathing down your neck asking you constantly what the problem is. I have them bring their PC's to me to fix, if for some reason they are insistant on a house call then I charge $50 extra. I am usually swamped with repairs, so I tell the customers that it will take AT LEAST 2 weeks before their computer is ready. Any hardware repair cost is usually marked up 50% to 60% of what it costs us to get the part. One thing I have learned early is to ask the customers if it is ok to format their systems and to bring in any disks that came with the computer, since most of the computers that come in are so full of spyware/viruses it is what ends up being done anyway. If they say yes I just go ahead and do that, which saves myself a ton of work. (I charge about $50 for reformating)

    One thing, make sure you have a FAST internet connection at your work place for all the patches you have to download. Trust me, it is worth the extra cost. Once I am through with the computer, there are 5 programs I install on it. firefox, adaware, spybot, zonealarm(sometimes, if the system is slow I don't), and avg. I explain what each program does and how to use them. I enphasize the use of firefox instead of IE, I tell them that it prevents a lot of spyware and popups. Since I have done this I have noticed a drop in repeat customers that have the same spyware/virus problems.

    I guess I should mention the tools I use at work, These might come in handy.

    Adaware
    spybot
    zonealarm
    firefox
    avg
    msconfig (a lot of viruses/spyware delete this utility, always good to have a backup)
    xp service pack 2
    Knoppix CD (usefull for moving files from crashed machines)
    windows security update cd(you can't order this anymore, you have to find a copy of it, but it is WORTH it, has updates till feburary 2004 for all windows)

  321. Gas money to the Apple Store... by DingoBueno · · Score: 1

    ...plus $499 plus gas money home.

    Next Question.

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  322. Family/homies=Free, Friends=$25ph, the rest=$50ph by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    I don't do much support, and I ONLY do support on the Macintosh platform (cuz it's easy) as I figure my best friends and family I need around for a long time.

    Friends - i.e., favourable acquaintances, I charge $25 an hour. It's not too much, and I only do it once in a blue moon.

    But if someone calls me out of the blue as some friend of a friend of a co-worker's neice, it'sa $50 an hour.

    Once the system is up and going and everything is squared away, I make it clear to my paying customers that *IT WORKS* and if they want me here again, the clock starts ticking again. No Freebie "Wah! It Doesn't Work Now" nonsense.

    I only do computer support rarely, and I really don't enjoy it.

    but if It's a slow month, I'll pick up a few extra $ that way.

    RS

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    Shoes for Industry. Shoes for the Dead.
  323. one word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sex

  324. Precisely by PhYrE2k2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You have it right on the head. I do consulting as a part of my job for busienss and individuals. Anyone who I don't know, or who knows one of my clients or whatnot falls under this category. They get charged by the hour or flat-rate (quoted price) for specific tasks- usually the first. Your job is to make sure it works as expected when you leave and after a reboot. Always restart the machine and test that it loads as expected and what you want to work works fine. That way they can't say you didn't fix it. At that point, your obligation is done. They can screw it up all the want (and at least you know how to fix it).
    If the work includes a lot of sitting around (ie: installing WinXP SP2 on three machines- setting them up and drinking coffee for 45 minutes), I'll sometimes charge less or give a good deal or underestimate time if I'm not in a rush... Usually this is if they are good company or if I kinda know them or can relate to them so we sit and chat while it happens. Good hospitality = good mood = good deal.

    Now there is family, friends, and neighbours, and the occasional friends of friends. These are really all free. In the end Karma works for you and you end up even in the end. There are people who will invite you to dinner, give you a few beers for your time, neighbours who will help you lift couches up flights of stairs, and the whole deal. My neighbour sees our 3-car driveway not plowed (our service hadn't come) and decided to clean 3/4 of a foot of snow off our driveway while he was doing his... And for 45 minutes of my time I'm going to charge this guy? Hell no.
    Even if they have the impression that you're a genius, it means they'll recommend you to their friends or co-workers or businesses which you can then charge... But you don't want to accept money. If it's a buddy, simple words like 'you get the first round of drinks' works wonders- it undervalues your time at $3-5, but it's the gesture that counts... or have them get dinner.

    So the rule? Family, friends, neighbours, family friends are usually free unless you're pretty distanced from them (greater the distance and if it's a lot of work (half day for example) then charge a little bit). Businesses, people you don't know, friends of friends of friends- charge them.

    PS: Be careful throwing out prices. I've had some people come to me due to increased separation saying 'but you charged by brother-in-law XXX and us XXX'=- Nobody appreciates that. Set your rates. If you want to bring them down for someone, discount as a courtesy or say 'special price of...' so that they know it's just because you like them. It's easy to bring a price down, but not to bring it up. A prohibitive price will weed out those who are unqualified and a waste of your time anyway.

    -M

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    when you see the word 'Linux', drink!
  325. how i manage by w98 · · Score: 1

    I avoid my parent's computer at all costs. I've done so for many years, because my parents are 'tweakers'. "Hmm, wonder what would happen if I do *this*?" My brother in law takes care of them now, poor guy.

    For close friends, I do stuff for free, but usually hint that I want dinner or something in return, and they all happily oblige.

    I'm getting married in the fall and a family that my fiancee used to babysit for is going to let all 3 of their kids be in our wedding but refusing to let us help pay for the dresses and a tux, so they got their repairs for free 'cause I feel guilty that they're shelling out big bucks for two gowns and shoes and makeup and hair, and a tux with shoes and maybe a haircut.

    Otherwise, I'm $20/hr, including travel time. If someone asks if I know anyone who can fix computers, even if it's a friend, I always ask "How much are you willing to pay someone to come fix it if it's only an hour or two of work?"

    If a job turns out to be a long, tedious recovery project, I'll flat-rate it, or barter for some other service like fixing my car. But I make sure to test every little thing on the system once I'm done so I don't get harassed with follow-up phone calls with things like "Thanks for fixing my modem, but now my mouse doesn't work." End up losing money that way.

  326. People are making it way too complicated. by xant · · Score: 1

    I charge $70/hr, and tell them up front how many hours it will take. If I go over on time, I don't charge them extra. When I'm done, I ask them to make sure that everything works the way they want, and if it doesn't, I'm still there to fix it. If it does, there's no possibility that they'll ask me to help again on the same problem unless they're willing to pay me again.

    Sorry, my time ain't free.

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    It's rare that you're presented with a knob whose only two positions are Make History and Flee Your Glorious Destiny.
  327. My local store charges by jimwelch · · Score: 1

    My local store charges a flat fee for:
    Virus & spyware removal $85
    Reinstall Windows $65
    Update and install drivers $65
    Service $85/hour
    In-store, no deadline
    expedite fee $50

    I bought 3 barebones system from them in the last year. Actually the prices are from memory, no guarantees- it has been 3 weeks since I was in there!

    They have great prices on parts and cables, even a web site: http://www.wholesalecomputersupply.com/

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    Never trust a man wearing a coat and tie!
  328. Easy way. by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I tell ppl that I do not do Windows (which is basically true). When they ask for support on it, I suggest that they either move to mac or to linux. Otherwise, they can take it into compUSA (which will cost them more than the damn computer).

    Of course, this can backfire. I have moved 6 of my neighbors computers to Linux and about every 6 months, I spend time upgrading them. Kind of a pain, but much easier than dealing with daily calls on spyware, virus, etc. I also help one neighbor who has a mac and had a drive crash and a power supply loss. Fortunately, his system requires as little time as do the Linux.

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    I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
  329. If you really want them to leave you alone... by Ant2 · · Score: 1

    If you really want them to leave you alone just make sure you do more damage than you fix. After a few visits, no more hassles.

  330. Will work for food by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    Generally my charge is they have to feed me dinner. Nowadays I don't help anyone who isn't a friend (Learned my lesson on that! Don't get into helping friends of friends, because it will never stop), and not charging money means I don't feel guilty if I have to tell them "sorry, this just isn't worth any more of my time trying to fix it".

    Some of my friends are professionals in other fields (Accountants, PAs, etc.), and they give me free advice in their areas of expertise - so these informal trade-offs don't seem unreasonable.

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  331. It depends on the system's age and OS... by eXtra+heavy · · Score: 1

    I usually charge $30US for software work on modern OSs like OS X, Windows XP and some Linux distros. I charge $50US for anything older than Windows 2000 and OS 9 or earlier on the Mac side. Most of my housecalls are for spy/ad/malware where an average cleanup job takes anywhere from 1.5 to 3 hours. I install and then train the user on Spybot, AdAware, AVG and Firefox. They have been pretty sucessful. Mac and Linux calls, while rare, are mostly calls for help setting up Apache and Moveable Type for blogging. I also include a copy of the OpenCD for all Windows users. Business has been word of mouth and helped pay for a nice trip to the UK this past summer.

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    -- As it was eXtraheavy in the beginning, is now and forever shall be
  332. You're all undercharging! by Mandatory+Default · · Score: 1

    I own my own business, so any tech support I do takes away from my "real" customers. So I charge $150/hr, which is my normal consulting rate. When people question me, I tell them "Do you want it done right or done cheap?" Inevitably, most of them don't want to pay that price, which is fine with me. I refer them to someone else I know who does a good job and they go away happy.

    The only exception to this rule is that I'll fix PCs for friends who have invited my wife and I over to dinner.

  333. What's it worth to you? by G-News.ch · · Score: 1

    I support people in my spare time, mostly Macs, as this is where I'm at home. I usually tell my customers to pay me as much as my services are worth to them. If I have to fix a mission-critical network printer setup, that can go up to 60.-/h, while others just prefer to pay a fixed sum for a variable time, amounting to 15-25.-/h on average. For some of the poorer people I just tell them I'll do it over lunchtime and they serve me a menu and that's it. Of course I also support most of them over the phone from time to time, and that is always free. It all depends on how you like the job and how much time you can spend. If I had to live off it, I'd go for around 60/h.

  334. yeah boouy by doorbender · · Score: 1

    I built a PC for a family member. they paid for parts and bought me a part i was in need of. all was fine. Until they used IE and got trojans. twice they fubared the pc but they did learn and now they use only non MS browsers and don't turn the antivirus off. I haven't gotten a tech support call in ages.

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    "He's a real midnight golfer"
  335. Re:Wots the similarity between computers and compo by rjstanford · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why not just tell everyone that they can have free compost, but they have to bring their own bags? I doubt you'd get any complaints about that, quite frankly.

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    You're special forces then? That's great! I just love your olympics!
  336. Re:EULAs... by evolutionaryLawyer · · Score: 1

    Off topic, and IANAL yet either, but the EULA statements are somewhat misleading. An EULA is an enforcable contract in theory, however many software licenses contain language that in many cases might be seen as unconscionable. For instance, many EULAs contain clauses as to choice of law and/or venue which are likely enforcable, but then there are disclaimers of warranty/merchantability which may not be enforcable. A software publisher cannot sell you a product license, but in the EULA then tell you that they have no obligation to provide usable product. Can they restrict the number of computers/users in the EULA, absolutely. Can they tell you that you have no rights whatsoever, no.

  337. My Tech Support Story by loconet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This post has superb timing. I just gave up on helping people with their computer problems. I simply do not have the patience nor the time to put up with the majority of these ungrateful bastards.

    Last Saturday, my dad asked me to help out a friend of his with his computer setup as well as teach his wife about the internet. Sounds good. I went to the guy's house, and noticed that their "high speed internet" was really not that high at all. I was getting 5KB/sec maximum from all kinds of servers. I was told the provider they were using were one of those mom and pops isps with a cheap $20/month deal for their "broadband" package. Fair enough, we could still work with that. Right a way I noticed that their computer was already full of spyware, and also noticed they were using IE. I explained to them, in very simple terms, the benefits of using a web browser that has better security. I recommended Firefox. I installed it for them and told them to give it a try. They liked it. I then proceeded to explain to them the basics of downloading, chatting on their msn account, etc. By the time I left, everything seemed ok, they seemed happy to know a bit more but I did tell them to look into their slow connection since I know you can get a better connection for the same amount of price.

    The next day I get a called from the guy's wife telling me that her "list" doesn't display. I had no clue what she was talking about. After about 10 minutes of trying to figure out what they were talking about, I realized they were talking about their msn contacts list. I asked her if she was having problems signing in. She said yes, "the little green men are not dancing". I figured it might be a problem with msn. I told her to try Firefox and see if she can get anywhere. Nothing, she couldn't get the default homepage. I asked her if she had touched anything else on the computer but she said no, so I told her that it is most likely a problem with their Internet Service Provider and that they should call them and ask them if there are any problems in the area. This woman starts telling me that maybe I broke her computer by pressing the wrong "button" but she was still going to call the tech support people to see what is going on.

    The next day at work while on the phone with one of the company's clients, I keep on an incoming call. It was the guy from the previous day. The person wants to know what happened to his computer, he says the new program reset his settings and now he doesn't have internet. He says it is not a problem with the Internet provider but rather the new program that I installed (Firefox). After 30minutes of trying to explain that it is nearly impossible for the new program to just go and start messing around with the internet settings I gave up. The guy is still blaming me for his broken internet. So, not only do I get disturbed while at work but I get blamed on breaking their computer after I went out of my way to help these people? .. No that's not happening again. It's as if I went to his house to clean his car and got blamed for his dog being constipated! Numerous times I've lent a hand to people who had computer problems to only be taken advantage of and my time wasted. Most of these people have no respect of other's people's time. They call me late at night, while at work, very early in the morning, etc, etc.

    Their #1 excuse is that they don't have time to learn and would rather be told in a few minutes what to do. Well guess what, it doesn't work that way. If you don't have time to learn, maybe you shouldn't be using a computer! If you don't have time to learn, and can't try out things on your own and unless you are prepared to fork out $ for someone to baby-sit your computer, you should really consider NOT using a computer! It is a complex piece of technology that has a learning curve that you should be prepare to climb, it just doesn't come to you in one day. Just like anything else new in life, it takes time!.

    What would you guys do? Until I can find a better approac

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    1. Re:My Tech Support Story by thegnu · · Score: 0

      I would tell them after the first couple of calls that phone support costs money too. You don't have to charge if they're an excellent client, but you can't be giving your time away for no reciprocation.

      I also really tell people sometimes that I can't fix their computer if they're using AOL/McAffee/Norton Antivirus. I tell them that I'll get it working, but it will only break again. Tell your people that they need to get a real broadband connection, and have that be that.

      Overcharging is impossible for an optional service. You can say something like, "I'll charge you x dollars per phone minute or xx per hour on site. Sorry, I'm very busy."

      For spyware protection I do:

      Firefox, made default browser
      (I install Flash and Java, which takes care of most complaints about Firefox)

      Spywareblaster, everything enabled

      Spybot, Immunize, enable advanced tools and add Spybot's hosts list to the hosts file

      Ad-Aware

      IESpyAds, I add the main list and the adult website list to the registry

      If they're really bad, Microsoft Antispyware.

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      Please stop stalking me, bro.
    2. Re:My Tech Support Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Give them one of these and tell them it will solve all their problems. Make sure you leave before they try it out!

      Seriously, just start charging money. Don't give away what you can sell. Be firm, don't be a doormat. Or don't do it at all. Simple as that.

    3. Re:My Tech Support Story by rinkjustice · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wouldn't have installed Firefox. I'd explain to them they need to be selective of what they install and what websites they view. Then I'd recommend Firefox, that's as far as I'd go. Don't try and change ppl's habits and preferences, it never works out in my experience. ...and apparently in your experience too.

    4. Re:My Tech Support Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would you guys do? Until I can find a better approach, I will NOT help anyone else that seem to be clueless about what they're getting taught. It's just not worth my time because in the end, some how, their ignorance and laziness will just become an annoyance in my life. Thank God I'm not a teacher, I give full respect and credit to them.

      This is great! Not only am I a teacher, but I constantly help people out with their computer problems. In class, even if one of my kids doesn't want to learn what I'm teaching, they'll still cave when it comes to marks. If they don't turn in their "markables" (or "assessment items" if you're another teacher reading this ;>), they usually get a poor mark which prevents them from moving on to bigger and better classes, or they outright fail. In the teaching game we call that incentive, much like everyone else in the modern working world!

      For those people who are too lazy and too stupid to listen to what you're telling them, and to practice what you're showing them (the number one cause of repeat calls), tell them that you're going to test them on their skills before you fix their computer again, and adjust your rate accordingly. If they fail the test, you don't fix their computer.

      I have recently started charging for my computer services. I used to do everything for free, but then I realized that people were abusing my help. They called me when they felt like it, and if I said "no", they'd stop talking to me (and remember, these people can be useful to you down the road somewhere), pay someone else, and eventually come crawling back. The cycle has to end somewhere.

      My friends, family, and neighbors have no choice but to meet my price, or go somewhere else. But they won't go somewhere else, because I'm just better than the local computer shack. I charge a decent rate (usually $20/h for installing software, showing how things are done, and $30/h for removing spyware) and they seem to have no problems with me making money. My time is valuable, and so is yours. As a teacher, I come home from work late every night (kids stay to work on projects in the computer lab) and I still have marking to do after that. My working day is essentially 8:00am - 6:00pm, plus 7:00pm - 10:00pm usually for marking. That's every day. I mean, my God.. you'd think I was a consultant or actuary or something!

    5. Re:My Tech Support Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So young, and so angry.
      Damn that rock 'n roll.

    6. Re:My Tech Support Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I've just about given up on teaching people how to do "safe surfing". I installed Firefox for my mother-in-law, and that lasted about 30 seconds. It's not that she didn't like it, it was just different. Different wasn't good. She didn't even give it a try. She didn't want to surf the web safe, she wanted to surf like she always surfed, just have it work right (and nevermind that it would be broken as soon as adware reinstalled itself). She wanted me to fix what she had, not change what she had.

      ZoneAlarm lasted a few hours. She didn't like that it popped up questions like "Do you want to let SuperSpyAdPopperSpamServ10K access the internet?" That wasn't what she wanted, she just wanted to download cute doggy screen savers.

      The "Car Talk" guys on the radio sometimes mention that when a mechanic fixes something like replacing a headlight, and then the next week the customer's transmission dies, the mechanic always gets blamed because s/he just touched the car. Good luck convincing them that installing Firefox didn't reset the other program's settings.

      Maybe you should tell him that you'd love to come back to fix it right, but since you went over to their place, your left eye has started to hurt, and you think it's because of their chair. Sure, it doesn't make sense, but it apparently has as much logic behind it... Perhaps you could tell him by calling him at work...

    7. Re:My Tech Support Story by itscoldhere · · Score: 1

      When someone finds out you "know about computers" and asks you for help, just put your hand in your pocket, take out your wallet and give the person $100 and tell them to go find someone else. It will be cheaper for you in the long run...

    8. Re:My Tech Support Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This brings up "fond" memories. It wasn't for tech support, but for programming support.

      I helped a guy in College in programming for free, and he sometimes invited me for dinner. It wasn't a big program, but turns out to be more running several statistics. Later, he would call me up late at night, early in the morning, etc. Even calling after my honeymoon, since he couldn't graduate without the outputs.

      I eventually said "no more," and it left sour taste for both of us. I wished I'd never helped him in the first place.

      But in retrospect, I think I wasn't mature enough to know when I was being taken advantage of, and how I was to communicate properly when things didn't look right.

      Just try to learn how to communicate at their level, and don't explain more than they can chew. These people are actually more complex than machines, and harder to deal with. You can't reformat and reinstall their wetware when they don't understand or believe what you mean or what they need to do, which is most probably the basis behind their frustration.

      There are also leeches who take advantage of people who try to help others. Once you try communicating at their level, and they persist with their behavior, don't feel bad at saying things directly. They already know they were unreasonable.

      This all comes through experience and maturity. Vowing never to help again is not a good way to get experience and learning to communicate with people who do not have your expertise.

  338. re what I charge by azmatsci · · Score: 1

    Pizza and sex, sometimes in the other order. Unless it's a dude, then just s...just kidding. For professional services (which I don't do anymore *wink*) I would easily charge $100/visit for this type of problem, plus $20/hr. And then there is the computer fixing....*S*

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  339. Barter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe the standard exchange is 6 to 12 - 12oz. servings of beer. Cold beer gets special consideration.

  340. What do I charge for tech support? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for food, smokes, beer, and bandwidth.

  341. Conditional by jdwegner · · Score: 1

    When I'm asked to do this, I set one condition: that I get to wipe the computer clean and start from scratch, otherwise, I don't touch it. If it's for a friend, no charge. If other, flat $100. Keeping it simple, jd

  342. Home? Business? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

    Currently, I work kind of cheap, $20 an hour (including drive time) for home or small business. It's a lot for just some monkey work done as a favor, but I figure that if it's going to becomee a day job, I want to keep it above the radar legally, which includes taxes. Basically, that rate just keeps gas in the car and pays for a meal and other goodies.

  343. I get paid whatever the person feels like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My main IT job pays the brunt of my bills, but I do a little PC troubleshooting and repair on the sides. I fixed a buddy of mine's Dad's computer (reinstalled XP among some small other things, just watching loading bars mostly) and he paid me 50 bucks out of his pocket.

  344. $50/hr or free/favor exchange by GonerDoug · · Score: 1

    for friends and family, it's free plus any favors/services they may want to offer out of good-will. For friends of friends or acquaintences, it's $50/hr for weekend/evening type work at their home or mine in the case of machines needing extended hardware or reformatting work. There is an understanding that they don't bother me at my day job as well. If I were to do this full time, I'd probably go legit and actually become an LLC and up the charges to $100/hr (though the existing folks would likely retain their $50/hr rate as long as they can pipe some referrals my way!)

  345. as for me by Grifter · · Score: 1

    I refuse to do computer stuff for people cause it takes up my time... If your a person that was recommened to me or it's a large job (over a few hours) I usually charge $10 dollars an hour. If your a close friend and it's a small fix I may either be in the mood or not, but I don't charge, as long as it's not ALL the time they are wanting help.

    1. Re:as for me by ndtechnologies · · Score: 0

      I charge businesses a higher rate than I do home users. Businesses I usually charge 65 dollars an hour. Home Users about 20-25 dollars an hour. I don't charge immediate family members anything. If I truly had my way though, I would charge *puts pinky to corner of mouth* 1 MILLION Dollars...muahhahahahaha

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  346. Re:Family/homies=Free, Friends=$25ph, the rest=$50 by Lovejoy · · Score: 1

    You, my friend = smart. That is an excellent plan.

    I'm not so smart, but I have stopped doing Windows support. Too much hassle - too much can go wrong that you can get blamed for.

  347. My Fee - free if you have a Mac, no Win work by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I used to help people with PC issues.

    Now I generally just push people away who have issues unless they have Macs, and I gently point them that way if it seems like it would be good for them.

    I have to admit I did help one guy with a Windows laptop track down a memory problem (using a Linux LiveCD of course)... so I guess I draw the line at fixing Windows, but am OK helping a litte with pure hardware issues.

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    1. Re:My Fee - free if you have a Mac, no Win work by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
      Nice. I used to do PCs too. I quit.

      I now tell everyone I know that they can have free support for life if they buy a Mac, and if they would rather spend the Mac money on me, I'll charge them 100 bucks an hour for any PC (read Windows) work.

      Unsurprisingly, no one has yet purchased a Mac, and they have taken their PCs to the local shop to be charged roughly 150 an hour. It's almost as if they need to justify the 599 they spent on a Compaq at Walmart, by screwing themselves again and again. Of course, when I quote 100 bucks an hour, that's not 10 bucks an hour, (but we know you!) and therefore no longer a 'deal'. Off they go to the shop - and I don't have to work on stupid PCs. If Apple would do *some* marketing, and at least let people know that the mindset of 1997 Apple is no longer the case (Hey, people only use Macs for graphics or music - you can't do anything else), I could actually sell them a Mac or two. Sadly, it doesn't surprise me that people would spend 300 bucks on spyware, virus, and trojan removal every two months, rather than save it, buy a Mac, and have a happy computer experience. People are stubborn morons who ask for my advice, and then don't take it. You reap what you sow. And I don't have to work on their PCs.

  348. $25/hr -- simple really by harryk · · Score: 1

    Its $25 an hour, and they have to bring the PC, no cables, unless otherwise stated,) are needed. I bring the PC back to them and install it. Test what the problem was to show proof that its is fixed, and then the deal is done.

    I try to educate them on the need for safe browsing habits, current antivirus subscriptions, and generally how to keep the PC in this 'working' state. When they don't follow (notice the lack of 'if') I charge them another $25/hr to fix their mistake again.

    Lather
    Rinse
    Repeat...

    I've made enough to pay for my Ft. Lauderdale trip with my Rugby mates this year, with enough spending money to keep my liqoured up quite well. I only operate off of referalls, and I haven't had any complaints.

    The $25/hr is extremely reasonable in their minds, in that they get the PC back within 2 days generally (I only work on it at night). And since I only work off of referalls, I know that everyone has been happy with my service. I've also begun growing a bit, and expanded into small businesses. The catch there is that I only work at night for them. I explain to them up front, if you want daytime support, find a daytime contracter and pay him daytime prices. Otherwise, $25/hr is a steal in their minds. Last time, I had a client call me up in the middle of the day, about 5 minutes after talking with a 'competitor' they wanted $150/hr with a minimum 2 hour visit. She's been a client ever since, and has on numerous occasions, paid me far more than my qouted $25/hr.

    Its a reasonable, number for both parties. I still do alot of work for free, but the further it gets away from that 'first person' acquaintance, its $25.

    Your miles may vary, and I may be a dick, but its a good combination so far...

    harryk

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  349. Is asking for money essential? by Trogre · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A hot dinner usually does it for me.

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    1. Re:Is asking for money essential? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, not everybody who asks me for tech support is hot.

    2. Re:Is asking for money essential? by MyHair · · Score: 1

      A hot dinner usually does it for me.

      Do you have a sister?

  350. simple. by waddgodd · · Score: 1

    I tell them a case of beer or Coke (their choice of brand, and I don't quibble about whether they have a few with me while I'm fixing) and *I* set the time. If *they* set the time, it's business, and they get business rates.

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  351. tech support is a work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so every relative and friends should be charged.
    if you don't want to charge your brother, which is a painter, tell him you would excange services and get your house repainted. if is a mechanic, get your car fixed up free. if is a teacher, get your child a free tutor. if he is non working, he has a lot of spare time to do something for you... they don't see why to pay for your work? nor you have for their!

  352. Shameless Plug by amcdiarmid · · Score: 1

    The answer depends on what you want to get out of it. I just started a LLC to do this and generally charge depending on the distance travelled. Friends are free for MINIMAL work. Bench time is 1/2 of the on-site rate.

    Don't give your time out too cheap or your advice will not be appreciated. (The person who commented on the tyrants is partially correct.) You are doing work and should be paid for it.

    I started by stressing about every client. Then I learned that the real tryants are a pain and don't refer. If I f*ck up, I eat it. However, since I started telling tryants with pirated software not to pay me, but pay for their pirated software I get fewer of them;) (I am my own tryant, my two month old more so.)

    Rates in DC range from $25/hr for petty fixes, to a few hundred for fancier stuff. Depends on the consultant/company. (Mine are near the low end.) Don't be afraid to recommend new computers: a three year old P4 1.4GHz may be fine on spec, but after you upgrade the memory to 768MB for the bargain price of $150 (Rambus) - you may find the Drive fails two months later...

    Mom Turdfarmer may not like the cost, but try to be upfront. You will get clients who value your honesty, and avoid petty tryants.

  353. $50/hour by thegnu · · Score: 0

    I charge $50 per hour. Sometimes I give discounts, but if I charged less, it would never work. You will always be cornered into doing work for people off the clock.

    Plus, I'm very worth it. I am the best home user computer tech I've met. That's not to say there aren't better people out there, but I just have a good grasp on people's home usage dilemmas.

    Also, 50 dollars is really reasonable. Really.

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  354. Over $600/yr Requires EIN by alexhmit01 · · Score: 1

    Geeze... SSN can be used to steal your identity, EIN is harmless, just linked for 1099s. If you want a new one, the IRS will give it to you.

    If you are a sole proprietor (not an LLC), you can still get an EIN.

    You go to IRS.gov and fill out the form. It's web based now (last few years), takes about 15 minutes to fill out, and you get an EIN immediately.

    There is no reason to EVER give out your SSN except for a W-2 job, if its a 1099, just give your EIN.

    Alex

  355. I don't mind being blamed by thegnu · · Score: 0

    I just whip out the can of technical information as to why they are responsible for using Windows and not a superior operating system. :-)

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  356. Certainly do get something in return by Frodo420024 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I'm in a similar situation, and I've decided that I certainly do expect something in return. If it's a quick fix for something, a bit of wine or something is nice. If it's more, it depends a bit on how close my relationship is - when working for idealistic organisations, it's less - for a relation of my neighbour or someone similar remote, $20-40 an hour seems fine. It's still cheap, I know I'm worth that, and more.

    I encourage charging people - any way you like. Your work is valuable, and it is good to be appreciated. Will also benefit you when negotiating wages next time if you're in that habit.

    Finally, having people give you something reasonable in return is much better than just refusing to help them. The ones that don't appreciate your skills you can do without :) If too many ask still, you can enjoy being popular and raise your prices!

    Good luck in the marketplace :)

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  357. I'm expensive... by gillbates · · Score: 1

    Friends and family who call me for PC repairs generally don't pay in money - that would be too easy. Instead, they have to listen to me:

    1. Explain the advantages of Linux, and
    2. Explain that if they continue to run Windows that they will continue to have problems and,
    3. Hear me offer to install Linux for free, and,
    4. Should they insist on running Windows, I require them to listen to my lessons on spyware, firewalls, and running AV software...
    5. Remind them of the value of regular backups.

    When its all said and done, I figure the effort on their part has probably cost them as much as it would have been to hire someone in the first place. I do understand that some people can't switch from Windows because of compatibility with their existing software, or employment, etc... In such cases, the best I can do for them is to convince them to do a good backup and restore every few months. While most users won't understand all of the intricacies of Windows, almost everyone can understand how to burn their data to CD and reinstall the OS every 6-12 months.

    And btw, I've found the best way to get myself invited over for dinner on a regular basis is to reinstall Windows. Inevitably, it's going to break before the year's up, and I'll get myself another good home-cooked meal...

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  358. Make it a business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make it a business, that way the people who you do it for free (friends/relatives) become your network, making you clients through their own circles and word of mouth.

    Otherwise, I say charge them "dinner".

  359. Re:$20/hr with $50 minimum for windows, $0 for lin by ninewands · · Score: 1

    Quoth the poster:
    If anyone's wondering, the majority of my linux users are your typical computer user, and are happy with linux.

    Exactly ... if you can get them to try it thinking they are getting a BIG benefit, like your promise of free support, they'll be openminded about it and find out it ain't all that hard and it works BETTER!

  360. For the curious by IBeatUpNerds · · Score: 1

    I charge one million USD per hour. Needless to say, business is mighty slow, but you asked..

  361. Personal Help Desk by blogeasy · · Score: 1

    Friends don't let friends use Windows. Instead of charging them $300 or more to fix their computer, consider just having them buy a Mac Mini for a little more and you'll fix their problem permanently.

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  362. some situations by Johnny318 · · Score: 1

    Great question. It's easy for some people to think about it and say, "$X per hour" and then go to the next question, but as you know there are many situations.

    Relatives: I usually work for favors/food. If I help them, they don't have a problem helping me with some light construction or bathroom work, that kinda stuff.

    Best friends: they know when it's above and beyond usual stuff, so I take whatever they offer, but don't expect anything. Favors I guess.
    Casual friends. Usually just enough to cover gas and maybe $10-20... just enough so they know it's not a freebie.

    Neighbors who you know ONLY from computer work: Maybe $20-30, depends on time. $50 for a couple of hours, not usually more than $50 no matter what it takes.

    Neighbors you know and actually hang out with: Favors and various loot. (snowblowing, plate of cookies, restaurant giftcert etc).

    Referals and actual customers: I charge similar to your mom&pop electrician or plumber... you know, the guy who is the only employee and has his name of the van.

    Finally, don't forget to have some fun! There are usually plenty of times during a Spybot run or similar when you can get filled-in with gossip or neighbor talk, or just chit chat. That's an immeasurable perk: being connected to the social network.

    --Johnny

  363. In NZ by barnaclebarnes · · Score: 1

    Around 40-80NZD an hour.

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  364. €20-25 /hour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I usually charge between €20-25, and a bit more if I'm only there for a short while. Aditionally, I try to make some money by re-selling hardware to my 'customers'. Then again, it's my only source of income as a student. As I am soon to become 18 years old, I'm thinking of regestering my 'business' with the Commerce Chamber, so I can charge VAT and taxes and get away with doing this work for small companies, but the registration costs are holding me back.

  365. Tell them to hire your unemployed friend by michaelmalak · · Score: 1

    Simple answer: if you're too busy to do it for free, and you don't want to take your friends' and family's money, then ask your friends and family to pay (by the hour) some buddy of yours that's unemployed -- even, or especially, if your buddy doesn't have a business started yet. They could be the first clients.

  366. It is taxable! by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

    http://www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc420.html

    shit.

  367. charging for your time. by sourceview · · Score: 1

    Make a contract with your self-employed company that you agree NOT to do any technoogy work off the books. Do any kind of analysis and the fact remains doing something for free for friends relatives and neighbors is not appreciated, and they will go somewhere else for any paying job. It also lowers you own ROI. Do what my friend the mechanic does-- he has a partner and they share revenue, so he can't do anything off the books. Neither should you. Charge at least $50 per hour, and keep track of hours.

  368. Trust and Money. by drew+crampsie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At the Tech Co-op, we charge our members $80CAD an hour, $50 if they are a non-profit/co-operative. We also offer discount rates for bulk hours, and monthly service contracts.

    Having touched on that, the real issue is not how much money :

    "I don't want to be a jerk and gouge people who should be able to trust me with their machines."

    Trust is the real issue at stake here. Once there is money changing hands, your customer has to be able to trust you fully. For the most part, our members are non-technical people who, like most people who work in an office, use their computers every day. When we tell a customer that they need a new RAID controller or to re-install XP, they have to believe us. If this trust is broken, our business becomes more diffcult.

    We solved this problem by choosing a non-profit, member-owned services co-operative model for our business. This means that the company is owned by its customers and by its workers. Since the primary responsability of a corporate entity is to the shareholders, our customers are secure with the knowlege that legally, our only function is to provide them with superior technical services. And because we are a non-profit (and, an 'open-source' business, in that all our financial data is available to our members), they trust that our prices are as low as we can make them.

    While i'm not suggesting you start a co-operative (infact, there is a great one you could join! see sig), i am suggesting you tread carefully. If you charge people money, and they procceed to mess up the system with spyware/viruses.. they are going to blame you. eventually you will have to deal with somebody who feels they were ripped off, or thinks you 'fixed' their computer b/c you were a little short on cash.

    just some advice from someone who has been there. I started out about 10 years ago doing tech support for small businesses. I'm a programmer now, but most of our business is still tech support, and trust is the primary issue in our industry today.

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  369. Material Solution by McBeer · · Score: 1
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  370. Link please by macdaddy · · Score: 1

    Hey, could I trouble you for a link to Spybot and Hijack? I can't find them in my bookmarks, I can't recall either URL off the top of my head, and Googling for both gives me dozens of seemingly legit-looking choices. However I suspect most of them are bogus, probably hacked up spyware people. Thanks.

    1. Re:Link please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spybot Search & Destroy: http://www.spybot.info/en/index.html (this from the "Help -> Home page" menu of the app).

      Can't do the same for Hijack This; I couldn't find a reasonable homepage for it.

    2. Re:Link please by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      Try this one.

      When cleaning a PC I tend to use Spybot, AdAware, Startup.exe (don't know where this comes from) and Hijack this.

      I'm sure if you have a read through the rest of the comments you will find some other useful stuff, but these four are golden. Especially if you have a legit copy of AdAware Pro with AdWatch in.
      AdWatch can cause confusion for (l)users, being another box that pops up for them to think about, but on your system it is the canine's testicles.

      * Note:
      There is a huge collection of Spyware tools hosted @ MajorGeeks.com, where I downloaded AdAware from.

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    3. Re:Link please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      startup.exe is from sysinternals. know them, love them, pay them money.

    4. Re:Link please by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      the maker of hijackthis has a website at http://www.merijn.org/

      the AC gave a url for spybot... i usually use http://www.safer-networking.org/

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    5. Re:Link please by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the URLs. Too many of those search results looked like scams to me.

    6. Re:Link please by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the links. I use and recommend AdAware often but I've never used one of their commercial versions. AdWatch sounds pretty slick. I'll have to give that a try. Thanks again

    7. Re:Link please by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      the entire first page of a google search using "hijackthis" as the search term is legit links. the first 7 are links to download it. the last 3 look like they're info on the log files and how to read them and what they mean. if you've never used hijackthis, check out those links. i think there's also a small tutorial at www.merijn.org.

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  371. YES!! I own a computer business by Xaggroth · · Score: 1

    As I am only in Highschool, the business I have set up is not very stellar, and I do not intend it to last past this year when I go to colledge.
    Now my friend and I started this company not to long ago after I had already worked on my relatives' computers and various neighbors who are good friends of mine.
    Our main goal when starting it was to do us a favor as well as the customer and give them a fair deal at about 1/3 what most computer repair companies were haveing people pay (ours is 35 in "shop" and 45 for in home. I do feel bad sometimes when I am finished, but I realize that while to me it looks as if I am just robbing them, many see it as a good service. The neighbors who I have always helped out, computer wise, feel greatful and indebted to me. This gratitude has shown itself in multiple ways.. everything from the willingness to getting me into a private college to learning how to shoot a firearm (my favorite).
    So, all in all, it is good to charge those who contact you business wise, but if it is a friend or family memeber, it is good to gain the gratitude than the grit.

  372. Meeeh I look for trade rather than cash by tekiegreg · · Score: 1

    I mentioned in an earlier post that for my dad, I give all you can use tech support in exchange for legal services when I need it (he's a lawyer). Generally I look for tradeable stuff if I give tech help. For example, an accountant I knew needed my help last week, guess what, free tax return professionally done :-). Sometimes it's hard to negotiate something so I tell them you owe me one and go ahead anyways. Seems a lot more friendly if you wil. Though even I'd admit the deal seems pretty lobsided for me sometimes (damn spyware proliferating everywhere).

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  373. $40/hour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $40 per hour

  374. Rate to charge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Start at $30.00 and hour and don't be shy about it. Don't say, well they had dial up and I had to download a driver from hp which took an hour, so I feel bad...$30.00/hr from the time you walk in the door until you ask for the check. If you still find yourself swamped, start raising your price, but only for new customers. Keep a list of your old customers and keep their price the same for a year, and then raise that price 5% per year, cost of living increase.

  375. Depends by CvD · · Score: 1

    Friends and direct family, 20 euros an hour, friends of family or friends of friends, 40 euros an hour. I figure a high price might make them think twice about clicking on random attachments and actually take my advice about using Firefox seriously. :-)

    Cheers!

  376. Cheap? It's all relevant. by titticut · · Score: 1

    My minimum charge for anything that requires some work is 2 8-packs of Guinness cans. No bottles!

  377. Wow... you guys are CHEAP by whackco · · Score: 0

    I charge between $50-$120 /hr no matter. Friends and family don't count.

    But seriously, you guys are coming off CHEAP for $25/hr. I suppose you get what you pay for..

    ;-)

  378. check craigslist.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they charge usually 50$/hour

    1. Re:check craigslist.org by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Actually I've checked Craigslist several times, and there are people on there all over the place.

      There was a guy doing it "for fun" for IIRC $15/hour, and there are guys with nice HTML ads charging the usual $65 and up - and everybody in between. A lot of the ads are not very professionally done or very clear about their business policies. One guy had his wife run the ad, claiming he was really good with computers so you should hire him...:-)

      And there's probably 100 ads or more a day. Which tells me there is a lot of business out there - which is not surprising since (quoting Woody Allen for the umpteenth time) "Nothing works and nobody cares."

      I put out maybe thirty fliers over the course of two hours around my neighborhood last year and got at least fifteen calls over the next few weeks, and at least eight or nine one-off clients and one repeat client that's used me three or four times. Damn good rate of return for some fliers put up on laundromat bulletin boards and the like.

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  379. Re:Wots the similarity between computers and compo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or I can sell you a bag (no the compost) because its handy for $.50.

  380. Free Tech Support for Life by avelth · · Score: 1

    Parents put me through college, they get free tech support for life. To the rest of the world I play an odd twist of dumb: "I don't know how to use that particular program, but I could write one that does something similar, if you can wait a few months..."

  381. Agreed -- $50/hr here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have an LLC, a checking and Credit card account, and of course and EIN.

    When I go to folks to work on their computers, I make sure they know they are dealing with my LLC and not me personally.

    I let them know up front I charge $50 an hour for labor regardless of what is done.

    If they don't like it, then they can find someone else. I don't want to do this work, they are asking.

    Make them make a check out to your LLC. Report this at tax time as income.

    I pay H&R Block $300~ total to do my personal and LLC taxes each year. The LLC has certain tax benefits you can utilize if you research them.

    Do not get hung on on feeling bad because you are charging them what you think is too much money. If they didn't think it was worth it, then they would not have contacted you in the first place.

    There is a large demand for this type of service. Right now the Best Buys of the world are making a nice penny off of the demand. Take your chunk.

    My .02

  382. Rates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It depends who's asking. For friends, I typically don't charge anything and just do it as a favor. But for acquaintances, I'll charge $50/hr, regardless of the job. I'm somewhat experienced and I'm A+ certified, but only a high school student.

  383. $40/hour by feldsteins · · Score: 1

    That's what I've charged people in the past. Sometimes I'd put a 2-hour minimum on it, sometimes not. Of course if the person is a relative or a friend I charge nothing. Except maybe dinner or something.

    --
    You like your Macintosh better than me, don't you Dave? Dave? Can you hear me Dave?
  384. Quick and dirty response... by LookSharp · · Score: 1

    Some rules: I do not do friend of a friend. I have a 50-hour-a-week salaried IT job.

    Friends: Barter services/labor, or charge flat $25 per hour. VERY LOW compared to "some stranger who knows what they are doing," but I only have 5-10 clients, and only see them 5-10 hours per year.

    Family: I make it seem like I am already extremely busy, but if things get dire enough, will drop 1-2 hours. If they are work past that, I usually work out things like babysitting my son so wife and I can go out, etc. Bartering is severely underrated. You both get something you want out of it, and no money changes hands... just a mutual agreement on what something is worth.
    In other words, I do this as a service because it needs to be done, but I make sure they are making it worth my while.

  385. I usually charge... by Donjo · · Score: 1

    30 bucks an hour or so. I don't acctually charge that but I wait til people ask "How much do I owe you?" and I repsond with "Most people pay me about 30 bucks and hour." Most of the times I will get 80 bucks for that 2 hour job because the customers don't want to be "most people".

    Of course... you have to consider the fact that I am a teenager. I see a lot of people with the "he's just a kid" attitude. Because of this I think they feel my work is of a lesser quality and not worthy of the cash they would pay an adult.

  386. not enough, I guess by prsnmn · · Score: 1

    I just fixed a co-worker's Win98 computer. I cleared out spyware, dropped in a 32 MB RAM stick I had laying around, installed Firefox, AVG Free and a few freeware kids games. She asked how much I owed her and I said $30 or $40 should be plenty. She gave me $50.

  387. What I charge for tech Support by ChaosX128 · · Score: 1

    When I was in high school and begining college I wouldn't charge friends or family. But I always knew they'd give me some kinda of compensation. But now that I'm out of college and work full time I developed a new system: Immediate family: free (still live at home, heh) other family members: depending on how much time it takes, $20 or some free food, alcohol, etc. friends: $20-$25 if it hardware related, or if it's some tedious software task, $35-$50 all others (family friends, friends of friends, etc): $50 then more depending on that problem. I might even post a classified ad for this service just because I know one other person around my area has one and charges $75 consultation fee alone. Gotta at least beat the competition!

  388. Crown Royal by base3 · · Score: 1

    750 ml. Preferably with the pretty purple bag.

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    One CPU cycle wasted on digital restrictions management is ONE TOO MANY.
  389. It's a casual thing... by rinkjustice · · Score: 1

    For me, there are two factors that influence whether I take the job: 1) how busy I am. Obligations to family supercede anything else. 2) How broke I am.

    If I take the job, I usually lowball everyone and say $20-25 CDN to format/reinstall Windows. I'm not a professional, I barely qualify as a geek the last few years, with all the time I've been spending in the gym and studying fitness theory. Anyway,iIf they don't have drives for the pc, or have a reeeaallly slow machine, I'm apt not to do it. It's not worth the time and the frustration. With a buddy, we have the arrangement where he fixes/tunes-up my mountain bike while I work on his computer and remove any malware he's accumulated from porn sites he's visited.

    I hate doing house calls because they often smoke cigarettes in my face and the whole rigamarole seems to take longer than normal, but in a rare instance (say, when an elderly lady can't bring it to me), I will go over there.

    And I do web design. Just the mickey mouse stuff - no back end database with MySQL/Java/blahblahblah. I'll again charge $25 per page (provided they have reasonable needs) and give them a product which I'm confident is better than they'd get from anyone else locally.

  390. Support by Natchswing · · Score: 1
    I used to, like everyone else here, give tech support within a limited circle. A certain individual began overstepping his bounds. One day I arrived at work to find that he had shown up early and given my co-worker a computer to fix. It wasn't his computer, it was his neighbor's. That was my turning point.

    I charge $75/hour based on the amount of time the fix should take. This caused my tech support requests to drop off significantly. My problem wasn't that I needed the money, it's that I needed to cut out the silly tasks that could be taken care of by the neighborhood geek. If you really want me to install antivirus software and tweak your windows machine you're going to pay for it.

    Now I find that I have more free time and some spare change to boot.

  391. spelling nazi? my foot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    '(/spelling nazi)Maybe when you were in "colledge" you should have focused more on spelling and grammar. =)'

    your "(/spelling nazi)" comment should have used "" rather than "()" and the "/" should only be included in the "end" tag. (case in point)

    If you are going to be a smart-ass do it correctly please.

    Thanks folks, I'll be here all week.

    1. Re:spelling nazi? my foot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your "(/spelling nazi)" comment should have used "<>" rather than "".

      If you are going to be a smart-ass do it correctly please.

  392. MOD AC UP PLEASE by macdaddy · · Score: 1

    His comment was pretty good. Too bad he did it as an AC or I'd have added him to my friend list.

    1. Re:MOD AC UP PLEASE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad he did it as an AC or I'd have added him to my friend list.

      Thanks. I probably need to have a new login. My old one is stalked by a former employee-gone-psycho on substance abuse (he looks like a meth abuser but not sure). Really bright guy but goes in and out of the delusional stages.

      Got tired of delusional replies to my posts and being modded down as troll for clearly non-trolls. So much for my seven-digit ID, eh?

      Thanks for the kind words. Hope more people try the donation technique - it makes you and other people feel great, and really helps out good causes.

    2. Re:MOD AC UP PLEASE by suckmysav · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "I probably need to have a new login. My old one is stalked by a former employee-gone-psycho on substance abuse (he looks like a meth abuser but not sure). Really bright guy but goes in and out of the delusional stages."

      I worked with a gal who was clearly abusing some sort of substance. She was a total psycho. Early in the week she would be pretty zoned out, later on in the week she would turn into a raving nutjob. She would burst into hysterics and abuse entire rooms full of people for no reason.

      I figured she was out popping tabs and clubbing all weekend, and as the weekend approached she was probably coming into the DT's until she hit the clubs again on friday.

      She ended up leaving after a run in with a "new" employee. I say "new" as he was really an old employee who had returned after an absense of about a year. The guy was a Croatian of the Christian persuasion but she didn't know that. He looked slightly swarthy. Anyway, this crazed bird arrived in the office one day ranting about terrorists and how all muslims are bomb carrying death merchants etc etc. She must have been listening to some right wing talkback program on her way in that morning and whatever she'd heard had really set her off that day. Anyway, this Croatian guy stood up and took mock offense to her "calling me a terrorist" and proceeded to tell her that he was a muslim and he takes offence at being labelled as a "terrorist".

      She left the building post haste, and was last seen running down the centre of the street screaming hysterically about how there was a "terrorist on the loose".

      I kid you not.

      She never returned after that day.

      --
      "You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
    3. Re:MOD AC UP PLEASE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Too bad he did it as an AC or I'd have added him to my friend list.

      You gun-slinging gimps need to understand and respect one's right to privacy. You know, that thing that used to exist in the US of A.

    4. Re:MOD AC UP PLEASE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parent of your post was pointing out that it's too bad they couldn't be complimented for it. He wasn't saying everyone has to be identified. Plus, you're being a hypocrite.

  393. Knoppix will burn CDs for you by monkeyfamily · · Score: 1

    Yes, Knoppix has a couple of CD burning programs included, so you can burn CDs as long as you have a second optical drive to boot Knoppix from.

    1. Re:Knoppix will burn CDs for you by ChoGGi · · Score: 1

      you can also use the toram cheatcode if the computer has enough ram and only one burner

  394. Hourly rate by jbrandv · · Score: 1

    $180/hour plus expenses. The serious ones will pay, the others don't get helped. I'm a professional so if they want my support they get charged the same as a business. This is how I make my living, if they don't understand that then I can't help them anyway.

  395. My rates by Shinaku · · Score: 0

    I usually charge £50 for a backup of anything they want, format, their windows reinstalling (saves killing all the spyware), firewall(ZoneAlarm)Antivirus(AVG)Antispyware(SnD), iTunes, Firefox and a month or so of me coming out and sorting out any teething issues. People seam very happy with it, had lots of people refering me to their friends... not bad for a 15 year old.

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  396. I charge $500 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...and hand them their new Mac Mini.

  397. Since I do it in my spare time ... by Fookin · · Score: 1

    I charge $40/hour to people in towns within 15 miles of where I live. I charge $50/hour (drive time included) to people within 30 miles. I have about a dozen clients and a couple of them call me once a month for little things to fix here and there. I go to their homes to fix their PC's / networks and they are very appreciative of the service. And depending on when they call, the turn around time to me being onsite can be as little as an hour. It's more than tech support really, it's consulting. I talk to them about what is avilable, what they want to do and the best way to do it. Plus they always give me their old PC's ... so the $$$ plus the PC's isn't shabby for working on my days off.

  398. Compare to rates in your area by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not from the world, dumbass.

    CLUE:
    Call around to local shops and techs that advertise to see what they charge and target the lower spectrum.

  399. Its not worth it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've done it in the past, both as a favor to people and for money. I'm talking in the days before spyware and virii became a problem. In either case, people think they own you. You get phone calls all the time about every little thing and the next time something breaks, it was something you did. It takes up too much of your personal time, especially if you have a full time job and a family. So unless you want to setup a professional business and do this sort of thing full time, I say screw'em.

  400. not rich by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 1

    Oh, and fixing or buying a tractor isn't really comparable to fixing/buying a new computer to a farmer. One is their bread and butter. The other could quite possibly just be a toy.

    I was posting under the assumption that a modern farmer (even Ma and Pa) likely has a computer for very practical reasons, and can't afford very much downtime... Also, I don't know very many people who think of farmers as rich, for the record - far from it! More like assuming that any family farm operator who's still in business is some sort of financial genius/agricultural prodigy/heavily in debt. I'm sure you're thinking of clueless urban yuppies or something... nobody I know ;) And only asshole freepers who don't know where their food comes from believe farm subsidies are some kind of evil handout.

    --
    Freedom: "I won't!"
    1. Re:not rich by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Couldn't put it better myself. I know a lot of farmers who don't have computers. Of course I know a lot that do have them. They tend to be a bit younger than the other group of course. They also tend to be the type with Ag Management or Ag Engineering degrees. Perhaps that helps. :-)

  401. I own one of those "Ma and Pa" shops by dlZ · · Score: 1

    The most common machines we sell are directly through our wholesaler, who WILL honor the warranties even if we aren't around. All our desktops also come with a 3 year warranty, and no one really needs to worry about it. The wholesaler has been around for over 25 years now, and has an excellent tech staff if worse came to worse for us. I like being able to give our customers that added support (they can go to them even if we are around. They might be closer in location or whatever.)
    Basically, don't always rule out those ma and pa type stores. Sometimes finding out if their wholesaler also honors their warranty is all it takes. I know we're the expection to the rule, but you never know, and supporting your local economy is always A Good Thing (tm)
    Oh, and our prices manage to stay competive even with the big guys. And we include the 3 year no matter what =D
    Not going to give my business a plug directly in this text by saying our name, though.

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    1. Re:I own one of those "Ma and Pa" shops by macdaddy · · Score: 1
      That's really good to know. The Ma and Pa shops that I've dealt with build their own systems in the old-style Compaq way (whatever is on sale the week before goes into this week's machines). I've had to work on many of those machines after the fact and was amazed at the namebrandless hardware they managed to come up with. You know it's bad when a company doesn't even put a logo, namebrand, or model number on their motherboard. I'm sure there are Ma and Pa shops out there that do it better. There has to be. Your's sounds like one of them. Actually, the woman's mother's wasn't a bad machine at all. It used a basic OEM Intel board and a 1.8Ghz P4. The worst problem with that machine was the fact that it requires Rambus RAM. That's getting hard to come by. The machine was 2-3 years old. I suppose that was a viable option at the time. I don't know if that Ma and Pa shop built that machine or bought it from a wholesaler but it wasn't a half bad machine, especially when compared with some of the oddball stuff I've come across.

      I agree that supporting the local economy is a good thing, as long as the local business is a viable alternative to big business. No sense in supporting them if they sell junk. Let them go under so someone else can come in and try to do it better. It certainly sounds like your business is the exception to the rule. My uncle also owns a chain of stores that make pretty good machines as well. They build their own but they also give the customer a good warranty on everything (even if the individual pieces aren't warrantied that long). I'd plug your store if I were you. :-)

  402. Rate Suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As the original post WAS about suggestions.....

    Go to Best Buy. They have their rates for doing various common things to a PC (backing up work, cleaning adware, etc.). If you want to do this as a business, check out your competition's rates.

  403. Why Do It At All? by JoeTheTech · · Score: 1

    If you have a good job and are happy with your pay, don't take on the extra work. I support 500+ users and a 14 server network. I have put a lot of time and effort in to my job and have made it a simple work-at-my-pace environment. I don't waste my personal time fixing other peoples problems. I gave that up when I moved from PC repair person to Network Administrator. But if you needed the money then run it as a business and you may fine that you can do better working for your self then working for someone else.

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    JoeTheTech
  404. Re:Market vs. Cost against TIME by gilgongo · · Score: 1

    > The best thing you can do is enforce that the
    > computer world is a business and a profession.

    All that makes sense, but unless your day job is *also* fixing computers, then consider that parents, relatives and the odd friend only really ask you to help them as a last resort. They *know* you're busy, they *know* you don't fix computers for a living. If you charged them, that would lower the threshold at which they decide to call you because they'd feel justified in picking up the phone every time their machines went beep.

    Barter a bit, rely on some unspoken reciprocation in some form, but don't charge unless you are prepared to make time to allow for what will happen.

    --
    "And the meaning of words; when they cease to function; when will it start worrying you?"
  405. Residential Support by Bladez · · Score: 1
    As a college student, even tho an older one, I wanted to do tech support just to interact with customers, and be able to help them. I assume that this might be beneficial when I go out into the "real world" and do this stuff for a living. :) I have a strong client base throughout the central part of my state and my clients keep calling so I am doing something right.

    Most of these clients are little old ladies that mess AOL up, and some are family, etc, etc. For the people that are NOT family I tend to be cheap as it's a "small second income" so I don't need it to survive. Previously I was charging a miniscule rate of $20/hour. That was fine, and no one complained.

    But as I started doing more, I'd jump into a problem and fix it, and then completely forget how long I was working on it.

    So to sum this up, I cheat. I visit a major retail chain's computer site *cough* BestBuy *cough* and I simply charge half of what they do depending obviously on the task. I decided to NOT reinvent the wheel, but to just customize it a bit. So far, no complaints. :)

    Not sure if this helps....

  406. Re:Hot dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whew, you scared me there for a second. Thought you said "A hot date".

  407. In return for something that I don't want to do. by mpatmcg · · Score: 1

    Typically, I will fix a friend's or relative's computer for them doing something I don't want to do. An oil change for my car, insulate my garage, watch my kids for a night.

    --
    We will keep re-defining success until we are sucessful.
  408. Alot by bugzilla · · Score: 1

    $75/min, 5 minute minimum.

    It's worth that much for me to spend my free time working on your stuff. This pricing structure actually encouraged several very needy people to become very self-proficient.

  409. Re:Wots the similarity between computers and compo by batemanm · · Score: 1
    I fix computers for the odd friend.

    I find that the odd friends are generally the ones that work with computers :-)

  410. Tiered, based on OS by nsayer · · Score: 1

    MacOS X - Free for Friends & Family.
    FreeBSD - buy me lunch.
    Linux & Solaris - barter at about $20/hr.
    Windows - $150/hr, 2 hour minimum.

  411. I charge what the persons home looks like by fishyfool · · Score: 1

    seriously.
    if i'm in a 10 million dollar home, i charge 125.00 per hour
    if i'm in a mobile home, owned by a granny who is obviously on a fixed income, i'll charge 20 bucks an hour.
    either way i'm making more than i had before.
    some older people i won't charge at all, depends on the person.
    sometimes i'll do repairs for dinner, but thats few and far between

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    Enjoy Every Sandwich
  412. Whatever I could get by vikingpower · · Score: 1

    ... that is: when I was still working. I am a monk now, so the discourse is completely different, although the mechanism is still the same: "Ehm, brother X, can you have a look at my laptop ? It's SOOOOOOOOOO slow... " etc. etc.

    I found out, when still working, that it was easy to obtain about anything you desire in exchange for fixing people's PC's: nice meals, beer, sex, legal advice -- you name it. Simply need to be socially clever, which I had to learn: like for many geeks, that was not my strongest aspect.

    Monk to novice: "Throw all your incapacities before God"
    Novice to monk: "What about my incapacity to do so, father ?"

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    Religous speak to God. Insane are spoken to by God. When all shut up, one can finally hear Shostakovich in peace
  413. Rates by SwimsWithTheFishes · · Score: 1

    $50 per hour

    $100 per hour if they watch me.

    $200 per hour if they help.

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  414. I have a flat rate by digitalgimpus · · Score: 1

    $300/hr

    I decide if I enforce the rate, etc. etc.

    Why?
    because I don't want to be bothered. leave me the F*** alone. Want to fix your computer? Learn how to use it.

    Anyone who is serious about it, can consider paying, and I'll consider if I want to accept the job... otherwise:

    go away

    Sorry, but I've spent hours doing this stuff out of 'obligation'. just not happening anymore.

    I'll do the occasional favor. but that's it.

  415. Tech Support Billing by CPUGuy · · Score: 1

    I charge $50/hr with a two hour minimum. And when you consider that I have to shell at $65/week for advertisting... it's not enough. I've only had to turn down one person, really. And I'm glad I did. While on the phone with them they asked how muchI charged, and I told them, she went on to tell me her problem, then says so you charge $50/hr. To clarify, I make sure I told her there is a 2 hour minimum, then of course she goes on to say she doesn't have that kind of money. So I told her flat out, those are my rates, and sorry I couldn't help her any further. I'm not doing this stuff for practice, it's my living.

  416. do it for work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have helped my managers to setup their PCs and basic tech support at their homes. Some offers payment, but I never accept. Thats just me, hoping for something much greater down the road.

    1. Re:do it for work. by fishyfool · · Score: 1

      managers forget who helped them almost immediately, unless you charge them, then you are cursed from that day forward.

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  417. Chargeout Rates by raelimperialaerosolk · · Score: 1

    Tell them you charge $250/hr and they'll stop asking you...

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    A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.
  418. Give it away... by Brooklynoid · · Score: 1
    ...to friends and people you care about - decline payment of any kind and politely decline all other requests.

    Here's what happens otherwise: Folks balk at paying anything close to "commercial rates" (what CompUSA would charge) for support from Joe Random. But if you charge a lower rate, or accept barter, favors, meals, etc., you're setting the expectation that that's what your time is worth. A few years back I helped a (now ex-) friend with multiple computer issues. These always came up in the middle of the night or in the middle of a thunderstorm or blizzard, and I always trekked over to help him out. One time in four or so, he'd buy me dinner (local bar or diner; nothing extravagant). I considered this a "thank you", not payment for my services. Later, it got back to me that he told others he'd "paid" me for my services by buying me dinner multiple times. Lessee...4 two-hour tech support sessions = one $20 dinner. Hey! I'm worth two and a half bucks an hour! I'd rather be known as a guy who's kind enough to provide his vauable skills to friends and family as an act of kindness than as a two-fifty an hour tech support guy.

  419. Fire the deadbeats! by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
    Don't do anything for people who aren't friends, family or paying. Payment can come in a number of ways - share in a profit, cash or business barter.

    They may make vague offers or promises, but frankly, if they are screwing you over, the minute you start asking for something paid, they'll just make themselves a stranger and find another freebie guy.

    People who are decent people in business start paying straight away.

    This doesn't mean that you shouldn't do nice things for your good customers, though. One customer of mine pays well for my coding, but I try and help them out with other bits of odd tech support for free.

  420. linux heaven will arrive by olivierva · · Score: 1

    Imagine that all these morrons will have linux desktops...Support, just go there once, install sshd and for the rest remotely login and fix it. They do anything stupid? Look in the log files...and charge them double because you can actual proof they did it themselves. Upgrade programs against vulnarablities?, just do a crontab upgrade whatever (emerge world will do). If it brakes? Rewrite the log files, blame them, charge them....from behind your own desk. Live will be great!!! Linux will help the masses (and me)

    1. Re:linux heaven will arrive by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      "If it brakes?"

      Then you have to charge travel time for driving to wherever it eventually stopped...

      And have you seen what is charged for putting new brake pads on a PC?

      --
      Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  421. wish list by oil · · Score: 1

    I've just recently put together a wishlist on Amazon, with a list of items costing anywhere from $6, up to $3500. I give my "clients" my URL, which contains the list, as well as a list of my favorite types of beer, what kind of bourbon I like, restaurants, etc.

    So far, it's worked out well. People are usually more generous than I could have asked them for, plus I get all kinds of cool shit that I probably wouldn't have bought myself.

  422. Friends/Family vs Friends of Friends/Family by Local+ID10T · · Score: 1

    My friends and my family I support for no charge. Thats part of being friends and family: helping one another as needed.

    My friends families, friends of family members, friends of friends I charge US$50.00 per hour including my travel time, shopping time, telephone time, etc. If they have other options I encourage their use. I dont want to be their tech support, but if they really need the help I wont say no. I charge them enough that in many cases its more cost effective for them to buy a replacement than call me for help.

    If they are looking for advice on buying a new machine I point them to a vendor such as Dell and advise them to get the three year warranty with accidental damage coverage. Sure they will pay more up-front, but they will get what they need and they will have someone (other than myself) to call in the middle of the night when it doesnt work.

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    "You want to know how to help your kids? Leave them the fuck alone." -George Carlin
  423. "What am I worth?" by Raistlin77 · · Score: 1

    I also do tech support work on the side for friends, family, and friends of friends/family. Family will always be free (not including, of course, the cost of replacement hardware). Friends/friends of family are on the barter system. If they have nothing of interest to me, when they ask what I charge, I ask them, "What is my time worth to you?" Amazingly, most of them always overpay.

    There are a few that will give me the same each time (which roughly averages out to about $40/hr), but usually for something that took me half an hour to fix I leave with no less than $75-$100. I even have one "customer" that gives me $100 just to sit down in front of his computer every few days and make sure everything is ok (ie, no spyware, no viruses... etc). Usually this only consists of checking scan-logs, with the occasional manual removal of a virus or particularly stubborn spyware, but 9 outta 10 visits, I'm there no longer than 10-15 minutes.

    I've had a few that were pretty cheap, but they soon found out that $20 for 2 hours of work puts you at the end of a long waiting list the next time you need service.

    Lastly, I have one special word for you. Cash. I won't accept checks, and of course I don't run around with a credit card processor. I'll usually warn new "customers" before hand so that the awkward check-refusal does not occur. Cash is tax-free (what Uncle Sam doesn't know can't hurt my wallet). I suppose I could bill their credit cards with my PayPal account (me hears shuddering in the distance from the direction of /.), but I'm not about to give PayPal a percentage of my hard earned money (bet I had you worried!).

  424. Put the time in up front by Morinaga · · Score: 1

    Preload a CD the usual suspects like AVG, Zonealarm, Adaware, Spybot S&D, (Microsoft beta spyware remover has seemed good to me so far)and whatever other items you'd like to add then create a batch file for the user to run to load it. Create a straight forward pdf for instructions on any user input that's needed. Not all computer issues can be resolved with such a blanket solution of course. However, in my experience a great majority of them are. As a result I've run in to two different type of users. One, that's obviously unwilling to work at it and simply want you to do it all and the other does as I subscribes and it works or they need some additional help. Charge the first type. If it's more complicated then the work is pretty rewarding for me anyway as I enjoy problem solving. If it's just watching a virus scan or installation routine then It can feel like labor and time that should be compensated for.

  425. Feed me! by dartmongrel · · Score: 1

    Depends who I'm helping. For family, a nice dinner suffices. If I don't know ya then it will cost ya. Helping you with something linux related I'm more willing; annoying windows problems-that's where I get more demanding(fee-wise).

  426. What it's Worth by isecore · · Score: 1

    Yes, the topic describes my system perfectly.

    I do my tech-supporting for friends and family totally free, albeit somewhat grumpily. I do tech-support for other people too, and whenever I get a new client (this happens about once a month) I always reply with the same response to their payment-question:

    You pay what you feel it's worth. If it wasn't worth much, then don't pay much. If it was worth a lot to you, then pay a lot.

    Of course there are people who abuse this system (the kind that asks me to spend four-five hours fixing their shit, then pay me bupkus), and usually I start ignoring them pretty quickly.

    The others that understand the system I keep going to and checking up on, and whatever they pay me is fine, as long as they pay what it was worth to them.

    I've gotten everything from a free dinner for a 10-minute job, all the way up to US$500 for 3-4 hours of work.

    --
    I enjoy large posteriors and I cannot prevaricate.
  427. I don't charge... yet. by GregNorc · · Score: 1

    Other than family, I've given some help to high school teachers, my dad's friend, etc. Here's what I do... Sit down and explain what spyware is. Explain that basically, a computer is like a mailman. He can't tell if that letter is five bucks going to little Johnny for his birthday, or Timmy the Homegrown terrorist sending off spores of doom. Even if you got the police to look at every piece of mail currently in limbo, and arrested anyone who sent illegal contents, this would not end mail crime. You'd have to do this every few days. I install adaware and spybot. I show them how to run them. Most of them have Norton, and simply don't know they have to run it. I show them how to run Norton. I explain the concept of virus definitions as like laws. If we only had laws from 1776, many things that are bad would not be illegal, for example, drunk driving. So we update the laws. The virus definitions are the laws of the computer, dictating what can and cannot run. I also inform them most free software on the internet contains spyware, and list a few examples. No one whose spywared PC I repaired has come back. Now if you're in it for profit, this isn't a good idea. But this took two hours of my time, with the adware scanners running in the background as I used a powerpoint running from my usb key to educate them, and they were extremely grateful. I've been taken to the range by my dad's friend, where I shot a .500 smith and wesson (The bulklets are two dollars a round. He let me fire off twenty.)

  428. Well ..... by thempstead · · Score: 1

    Family and close friends get assistance and advise ... they will also get upgraded if they have the required hardware/software which they have purchased (normally following my recommendations).

    Close family will also get free hardware upgrades if something becomes free in my kit thats surplus to requirements, (e.g. my Dad has just been upgraded from some rather dodgy onboard sound to a SB Audigy Platinium Ex) ... in return they have to listen to explanations on basic security and spyware prevention. If they want assistance then they will be running antivirus and a firewall and if the machine is in a running state then it will be backed up prior to me touching it.

    Payment .... normally in the form of food, either out or home cooked plus a supply of snacks during the work :)

    Friends of friends ... i'll listen and give advice but i honestly dont want to get involved ...

    t

  429. Free for friends, until recently by ElGanzoLoco · · Score: 1

    I used to configure / repair PCs for college pals, + did some "emergency hotline" (that all-important paper for tomorrow they can't print...)

    I stopped a few monthes ago: some "friends" would only call me whenever they had a computer problem. I got tired of the hypocrisy and stopped seeing them.

    I make one exception: people new to the mac and that want some advice on how to use it / configure it. It's painless, and useful (once it's setup it'll basically work forever).

    On the other hand, my part-time job mostly consists in typing word docs / powerpoints / managing email and excel lists & charts. I charge 20 euros (about 25-30 USD) an hour.

    --
    Hello! I'm a disaster waiting to happen!
  430. One hour of their time for one hour of yours ... by 2TecTom · · Score: 1

    anything less or more is simply inequitable.

    My advice, get back to basics, barter your time and skills.

    Do you remember when wages were worth something?

    --
    Words to men, as air to birds.
  431. sliding scale works for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mac work: $25 an hour
    Windows work: $150 an hour (I have to do it at work, doesn't mean I want to do it after hours!)
    Mac work I can solve over email in my own time: free
    Windows work I can solve over email in my own time: $150 an hour
    family gets Mac email rate.

  432. Ask them to invest time too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A good suggestion is to ask them to bring their computer to you. That saves you time, and amount of help requests.

  433. I have a tiered system. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    My Mother/Grandmother: Free.

    Brothers/Close friends: 4 Pack of Guinness

    Not-so-close Friends: $20 flat rate, will alternately accept a good meal.

    Friends-of-Friends: $75-$150/hr

  434. a beertrade is always good by kaptink · · Score: 1

    i tell my friends that a slab of beer will do nicely as its usualy the best thing after several painstaking hours of windows shinanigans .. but money buys beer so i have no problem with taking that instead and heading down to the local.

    --
    Those who can, do. Those who cannot, sue.
  435. Do you want these calls or not? by a-freeman · · Score: 2

    The basic question that needs to be answered here is: "do you want to deal with this or not?"

    If so, then consider going thru the steps to form a business, as described here.

    If not, then find some way to force them to spend some of their time to in order to get yours.

    My approach is to tell people that they have to bring the computer over to my house and that I'll get to it in the next day or so. That is usually enough to dissuade them (these types don't like to even unplug cords), and if it isn't, then I know they have a genuine problem that they need help with, and I do my best to fix it in a timely fashion. Its funny how someone can consider it reasonable to demand that you take several hours and drive over to their house and yet be unwilling to take a few minutes to box up a computer.

    I've used this approach with a couple of annoying (and distant) relatives, and its worked wonders.

    1. Re:Do you want these calls or not? by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      I have never made that connection even though it has happened to me on more than one occasion. It is funny though. 30+ mins for them to bring the box to you vs. 3 - 4 hours of me away from home with my wife calling every 5 mins "are you done yet?, How much longer? FINE!"

      Ever hear that one?

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      I am Bennett Haselton! I am Bennett Haselton!
  436. IT guy and a gf? by jm007 · · Score: 1

    phht!! must be a troll

    1. Re:IT guy and a gf? by quizwedge · · Score: 1

      LOL. actually a programmer with a gf who got the job of IT dept at his company by default, I think. I just kind of ended up with it because I either showed interest or knowledge.

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      I have no .sig
    2. Re:IT guy and a gf? by jm007 · · Score: 1
      oh I get it: you had the gf BEFORE the IT gig :-)

      just teasing....

      anyway, I've done the same thing with the dinner idea so of course I concur

      have a good one!

  437. What about charging for BACKUPS? anyone? by microcars · · Score: 1
    I'm sure this will just get lost, but I'll post it anyways.

    I'm in a lucky spot where just about everyone I deal with uses Macs, so my support issues are not that henious.

    But one spot EVERYONE is really really bad at is BACKING UP THEIR FILES.

    For family (and a few friends) I've gotten into the habit of plugging an external FW drive into their Mac and just dragging over their user folder.

    But I've only done this for people I know that trust me to do this. They seem grateful that I've backed up their stuff and don't seem concerned that I "could" go snooping around in their files. But what about people who DON'T know me? Is there any protocol to use for doing backups like this? Maybe just make disc images instead of dragging user files?

    --
    I like microcars
  438. You were so close... by lakeland · · Score: 1

    For every good, repeat customer I had, I had to deal with 3 other know-nothings

    I don't intend to sound patronising, especially since it sounds like you've got yourself to somewhere you're happy with now. But, there are a number of techniques to running a business and having a good life. Some of them run directly contrary to the techniques for running a good business but I guess that's obvious since the goal is balance.

    Anyway, my second rule of running a business and having a life: Get rid of the customers you don't like. If they're rude/don't do what you tell them/you just don't get on/whatever. Get rid of them. If you are accepting money from them then you are obliged to provide them with service, but you are not required to serve everyone who rings up (just don't discriminate on the grounds of age, sex, race, etc.) End result, you get fewer customers but you actually like seeing them. You've already noted that a lower income but an easier life is an improvement. Sure, it may seem crazy to not grow your business and double your income, but your sanity is worth more than double the income.

    Rule 2b: If you have to see the people you don't like, because they're twisting your arm or whatever, then charge them an arm and a leg and then some. Oh and warn them beforehand -- if you're lucky they'll change their mind. As an example, my wife absolutely cannot stand working outside 9-5. Personally I find it a bit odd, but it is her rule, and I have rules she finds odd. So, if she has to work outside those hours then she charges double plus a callout fee. Short term result, we got a lot of money for a while but she wasn't that happy even with the extra money for treats. Long term result, the people found someone less desperate and she doesn't get called. See? Everyone wins.

  439. Same here by metamatic · · Score: 1

    Linux and Mac help are free (or pay me in food).

    Windows help I don't do unless I'm paid normal rates, and sometimes not even then.

    --
    GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
  440. High enough... by ddkilzer · · Score: 1

    ...that they stop bothering you.

  441. Food or beer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Best way to get stuff for services offered to family. "I'll do it if you buy me a six-pack". Cheap enough that it's no trouble for them, but still a satisfying reward.

  442. 15 Minutes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do it for close friends and family for free. And I'll do almost anything they want. I usually draw the line if I have to come back another day, that means it's too involved.
    Other friends get 15 minutes.

  443. same here by itallushrt · · Score: 1

    This is also my going rate, and I find it to be both beneficial financially to my friends or family and as a way for me to strengthen bonds with these people.

  444. $50 low? WTH? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're servicing something for friends, $20 is reasonable. It pays for gas, and you'd do it for free anwyway. If you're charging your friends and family $100/hr, you have a screwed up family...

    If it's a problem job for a soccer-mom or other mid-to-low-income person needing simple tasks (Spybot, Defrag) then do $20/hr plus expenses (parts, gas).

    Semi-professional servicing (people who have money, or people who need hardware installation, etc) can be $50/hr, plus expenses.

    Professional servicing (businesses, gated communities) is easily $100/hr plus expenses.

    Cater to your base, and charge what you think you can reasonably milk. Just don't 'hate on' people who pick up a quick $20 at a friend's house.

  445. Tech support for the parents by Yankel · · Score: 1

    I officially pulled the plug on tech support for my parents computer years ago. I was re-installing the OS at least every six months. After the fourth or fifth re-imaging I laid down the law:

    If I'm going to be fixing things, I'd need to cripple the desktop so it's harder to break. Any new applications would need my approval.

    This worked for about a week -- so I walked away. No matter how serious the problem is (and my dad is a big P2P user so you can imagine) I won't touch their computer. I leave it to my brother who has the time and patience.

    For free tech support for family, that's become my blanket policy. My in-laws have been pretty good with things. I've installed Firefox, Thunderbird etc. and they don't download anything at all. But in a Windows environment, there's only so much I can do.

    --
    --- Dan
    1. Re:Tech support for the parents by WebCrapper · · Score: 1

      I had the same issue with my parents and wife...

      My parents now call for non-computer type stuff like "where can I buy another one of those 6 foot long blue cords?"

      My wife - she now has a user account instead of an admin account on her XP box - ahhh... life is so much nicer now.

  446. Asking for prerequisites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to do a lot of free support for my friends. Then I tried charging for a bit. Wasn't worth it. Now I do help but have learned to set some very well defined limits. When I help with Windows I absolutely won't do anything until I check if the computer has at least the minimum of up-to-date security software, inclucing anti-virus, firewall and two spyware blockers. This is non-negotiable.

    I explain buy saying that I hate to see my work go down the drain immediatly after I leave. If the people don't have security installed, I just don't do it. Also, if Windows isn't totally up to date I insist on them using Firefox and Thunderbird. Again, this is non-negotiable. I then remove the IE and Outlook Express icons from the desktop and start menu.

    Do people bitch and moan? You bet. Do their computers stay fixed longer? Absolutely. I try to be positive and non-confrontive, explaining all my reasons, even agreeing that such requirements shouldn't be necessary. I'm also very firm that these steps are necessary if I'm going to offer my time.

    It works. My time is more respected and people generally feel more secure knowing that they are doing all they can to avoid future problems.

    The other important step I take is only scheduling tech support once every other week during set hours. Yes, people claim that their problem can't wait. That's their problem, not mine. I do have a list of local technicians to offer if they can't wait. If I can schedule volunteer time I don't resent it. It seems that If I do this people also respect me as a professional treat me more professionally, even close friends and family.

  447. $20/hour, free for family by PeekabooCaribou · · Score: 1
    I've settled into $20/hour, with no charge for family and close friends. I don't charge any markup for hardware I buy for people, I just bill them for the time it took to pull everything together.

    I'm in central New Hampshire. Most people around here are just greatful to know someone who "knows computers."

    --
    "I'll say it again for the logic-impaired." -- Larry Wall.
  448. "doorknobs" by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

    Alrihgt, so last weekend I was hangin' out with an old friend from high school. He knows all these strippers now, so we decided to stop by one of their houses for a litle party. Anyway, we get there, and the place is GORGEOUS, nice furniture and lots of locks on the doors. We're all sitting around the coffee table getting to know each other when all of the sudden one of the girls who lives there pulls out a bag of doorknobs and puts it on the table.

    To make a long story short, we blew doorknobs off that table until the sun came up. I've never had doorknobs like that before, strippers know their doorknobs, I guess.

    --
    "Sometimes, I think Trent just needs a cup of hot chocolate and a blankie." -Tori Amos on Nine Inch Nails
  449. RATE by euroBob · · Score: 1

    40 euro per hour for normal whatever people.
    20 euro per hour for family.
    lower rates depending on wether the person your helping is:

    A. Hot, Horny and Female
    B. Can fix your car someday
    C. Can score you some green ;)

    Free for mom and dad cause they brought into the world. Ok maybe your sister and bro too.

    Make sure that it is cash as much as possible. BLACK MONEY is gold really.

    Cheers

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  450. I sing for my supper. by chris_sawtell · · Score: 1

    Literally. I have had some really nice meals, and a few visits to McDonalds. Oh yes, I do "do Windows" - with 'fdisk /dev/hda' - works wonders every time. I don't believe in cleaning up other people's poo virtual or otherwise. Linux Lessons for close friends are for another meal, for strangers $100NZ for 3 hours with a 20min sandwich / cuppa break. If they want ongoing support I insist on a dynamic ip address, or the satellite system, and a ssh login. I have only one client who can't read a man page. No more.

    1. Re:I sing for my supper. by Calamity+Jane · · Score: 1

      That'd be "figuratively", bub.

  451. Price Fixing - Be careful! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To the original submitter: Be careful of discussing rates with people in your same field who could be considered competitors. This is considered collusion/price-fixing and is illegal.

  452. $40/hr. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only because I don't have a degree or certification of any kind, only 8+ years of experience. I really should be charging $50/hr., and with papers to prove my "know-how" nothing less than $60. Of course the person and job will also change the rate or total price. I don't think charging $40 to plug a cable in is right, maybe I'll just milage, rounded up the nearest $5.

  453. Depends if they use IE or Outlook by horza · · Score: 1

    I do all family and friends PCs. I now have a rule: if you use IE or Outlook I won't touch it. Money still not involved but I've no intention of wasting any more of my time. Reinstalling XP takes a ridiculous amount of time, and I need so many patches and apps I need to install off-line before they can connect it's stupid. They are all begging me to install Linux but I don't know what to install for them. I use Gentoo but damned if I am going to maintain dozens of Gentoo boxes. Maybe Ubuntu? Need to find a solution soon :-/

    Phillip.

    1. Re:Depends if they use IE or Outlook by Aldric · · Score: 1

      I'd suggest one of the easier distros such as SuSE or Red Hat. They'll be much happier with a distro focused on KDE too, as it makes more sense to an ex-windows user.

  454. $68.00 / hour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For 7 years now my prices have not changed. My going rate has been $68.00 / hour with 1 hour minimum billing and the rest by the half hour, even though most of that time my work wages were at or under $20 / hour. While I have not had a lot of business it has allowed me to enlighten non-computer people the value of **my** time. Bear in mind that most of these people that ask me to come help are the same people that won't show up to help me move or do some other project that just needs many hands to complete. I find it is just easier this way to make sure that what starts out of friendship does not become obligation. We all know at a certain point every situation can turn to where we just simply don't want to help a person any longer and it is not worth losing a friend over helping then with thier computer problems.

  455. What My Time Is Worth by Seor+Paco · · Score: 1

    I work with a bunch of guys providing level 1 and 2 support in a 20,000 user enterprise with remote offices and field agents. We support huge numbers of apps, as well as in-house apps. A lot of us do jobs on the side. I've been doing that for about 12 years. Some of the guys are real hard core PC Mag bunch, but I concentrate on what my users want to do, and give advice accordingly, versus many of the other guys that try to sell their customers up. I never give a hourly rate, I just do the job they give me, and I let them decide the rate. I've yet to have a person "lowball" my work, and on a couple of occasions, I've had to turn down the amount they were trying to give me, because it, at least to me, seemed too high (Damned ethics!). In any case, I've gone from 1 person to over 15, providing suport on an "as-needed" basis, supporting doctors, chiropracters, and others with home-based businesses. If I'm just installing software, well, I may expect less, but some of the really in-depth stuff (separating the real IT guys from the "Best-Buy" techs, I usually get a bit more. and my customers seem to appreciate my forthright honesty. I jsut do it because I like helping people, and the little bit of pocket change I get is ok too. Last week a doctor tried to pay me $100/hr at the end of my gig (installing and locking down a home wireless network, and cleaning spyware, etc, and I told him that was way too much, and we renegotiated a lower price. While many would say I was stupid, the referrals and respect I received outweigh what he was trying to pay me. BTW, for what it's worth, I have 2 degrees, and numerous certs. Oh, and yes, I didget an "A" in ethics in college.

  456. it really depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would give free support to family, provide minimal support to friends and absolutely no support whatsoever for ape nosed niggers.

    G N A A Tech Support!!

  457. you're right... by Paul+d'Aoust · · Score: 1

    you're right; there is something wonderful about being able to say, "I have no idea." It's such a freeing thing, especially when one is expected to be an 'expert' (in other words, 'computer god'). And it is a testimony to the fact that Linux is becoming more and more useful, to the point that some computer users haven't even seen Windows for months ^_^

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    Standing at the very edge of my imagination, I peered into the inky void and realised -- I couldn't think up a new sig.
  458. My rates and experience by cpuenvy · · Score: 1

    Well, what I did was I called around and found out what the going rate was and upped that. But I go the extra mile to make sure that the customer is satisfied. For example, when I fix a computer in my store, I clean the inside and scrub the outside with scented window cleaner. I blow all the dust out of the fans, and if time permits, I defrag the machine.

    See, the way I figure it is that 98% of the job is customer service. That is what I sell my business as. You could be a total geek, and know everything there is to know, but nothing really matters much unless you can speak to the customers on a level that they can feel comfortable. I try to make them feel that they are the most important customer, the fixing the computers is the easy part.

    You need to explain things in a way that someone who has no idea where the Any Key is can comprehend. These are the customers that usually are the most delighted that someone finally sat down and explained things to them. And then they tell their friends, and so on.

    I live in NH, and the rates in the store are 55 hour, 65 on-site, and 100 for a reinstall with all drivers and patches. I charge 50 for data retention, and 50 for NAV fully updated and installed, 39.99 stand alone. Again, calling around and seeing what my competition charges ensures me that my rates are fair against the current local market.

    BTW. I started out like you did. I was fixing everybodys computers for free until I realized that I could do it for a living! Good luck, it takes some time to get a name for yourself but it is so worth it!

    --
    DISCLAIMER:

    I don't believe what I write, and neither should you.

  459. Scotch is where it's at! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I charge a bottle of scotch. Now I'm not talking a crappy little bottle of Famous Grouse or something like that. I have a nice single malt collection going at my house, and it's because of my friends inability to keep viruses and spyware off of their machines, that it keeps growing. The average bottle costs between $60 and $120. If I am charging a friend of a friend, then I charge $75/hour, min 2 hours. If it's a business and they want to keep it legit, then it's $120/hour the whole time.

    People seem to really like this pay scale, and I have very few complaints about it. Most people are more than willing to pay someone a bottle of single malt for a few hours of work, considering it would cost at least double (or triple) if they took it in to a shop that charges $100/hour.
    -- Prices in Canadian dollers, eh.

  460. Are you a business or freelance? by slave+6742 · · Score: 1
    If you are a business, then charge business prices. If you are helping a buddy or a friend, then gratuity works great. When I am working professionally, the rates reflect exactly what the vendors and Vars charge, since that is exactly what I am performing. Recently, I checked in my own community and found out how much different businesses charge:

    1. Looking at compusa, they have a 4 hour rate of 299 - equates to $75 an hour.

    2. Some other locations, google for them, reveal that some tasks are around $200 per hour, such as networking, server configurations, troubleshooting.

    3. When we have had either Sun or Oracle work on our systems (Oracle does not anymore), Oracle charged $10,000 for 2 days work, while Sun charged $500 an hour (2 minimum) if a system was not under a support contract .... IBM was similar.

    4. When we had a VAR install a server, they would charge around $1500 - $3000 per system. This was normal from different VARs. This was just to install the OS.

    Compare these to what you want to do, plus do your homework.

    Also, if you are trying to be a professional business person, charge the appropriate amount .... you owe it to yourself and other professionals around you, ie if you charge very little, then you de-value the skills the rest of us have taken a life time to acquire as well as yourself!

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    HGTTG: "I knew that there was something fundementally wrong with the Universe."
  461. Reluctant to help by Jesus+IS+the+Devil · · Score: 1

    These days I'm really reluctant to help out, for a few reasons:

    1) If the person I'm helping is an ignorant person and doesn't care to learn what I'm showing them, then I don't want to help. If they're receptive and great at listening, I love to help.

    2) I'm a software architect and entrepreneur, not a pc support tech. I obviously know how to fix most of these pc tech problems for myself, but would rather not get into it for others. Yes I do consider it low level work like fixing plumbing... so sue me.

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    eTrade SUCKS
  462. I just switched her by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    Some of her game/edu CDs will run under WINE, some not. Other than that, she's happy.

    --
    Got time? Spend some of it coding or testing
    1. Re:I just switched her by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Take a look at this:
      http://sidenet.ddo.jp/winetips/config.html

      It gets IE, media player 7, ect. running under WINE.

      You need to get DCOM98 somehow though. I actually do have an ancient windows98 CD, so it worked well.

      --
      For large sets, this will be our guide even unto death, for the LORD will work for each type of data it is applied to...
  463. I get the same thing all the time.... by flashgc · · Score: 1

    .... and I do it for a living every day. So how do you take care of these requests without 'biting the hand that feeds you' as it were? My boss knows I support family members and a few special cases. In every instance, if there is any hardware (replacement NIC, etc.)in the picture it WILL come from my place of work at the going rate. If that doesn't trip your trigger you can go hound someone else. Just so ya know, our going rates here in the Dismal Swamp is $60/hr if you bring it to us, $90/hr if we come to you. Service contracts have a special rate that is based on your buying and paying for X number of service hours up front. Use them as you need them and when you run out, if it felt good to ya, ya just buy some more. That rate can be as low as $50/hr if you buy them in big enuff lots.

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    Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?
  464. What do you charge people for computer work? by Cyric · · Score: 1

    It depends on a lot of different things, but I'm amazed how many people skipped over education completely.

    I'll start off with an hour (usually ends up two) with the person - get a feel for what they do and what level of user you're dealing with. You might sit down, have them show you the problem, and be gone in 15 minutes. They're likely going to have a host of problems with their machine, at which point I either make a mental list or actually write it down (1/2 because I can't remember squat, 1/2 because as the list grows the impression begins to take form on the user). Take the things that are hardest to explain and do it for them (there are usually a few of these). If you can take out their biggest complaints, you can usually count on a favor or nice meal.

    The rest of the problems are up to them. I'll send them e-mails with information on how to do it themselves - sometimes long and gory, some you can send links with brief descriptions about what's behind the link; it's something you learn through experience as to which works best on which users. Recommend them to free A/V, Firewall, spyware-removal, etc. as needed. It's something to keep their interest (free), but it usually makes the point that things aren't as simple as they seem. In a lot of cases you can drop the words, "... Or I can do it for you for $s/hour," if that's your goal. There are enough posts about the dangers of taking money - I don't need to repeat them.

    But any further "free" work is "... as I have spare time." I make it a point to not have much "spare time". If anyone is really insistent about it, you can politely remind them that they wouldn't expect a plumber/electrician/accountant to do free work ... especially because someone wants it "now". It's a difficult thing to say, but when done properly usually ends up with an apologetic user.

    There are still a few traps left. Late-night phone calls are met with a tired-sounding voice. Repeat offenders are told that after a certain time, I don't accept phone calls about computer problems - I've worked on them all day, and I need some time alone with my spouse: contrary to popular opinion, I do have a life (even if it is playing games :) If they keep calling, I let my wife answer the phone and have her say something like I'm not home ("from work" typically turns them instantly apologetic ... especially at 10 PM), and that it's late to be receiving phone calls about something that can wait and is done for free.

    The last bit of advice I can lend aside from always be professional? Find someone interested in learning and make them your first level helpdesk. I show my dad progressively harder and harder things and give him preferential treatment when he calls (overlook a late call, take a look at a problem he has a little faster, etc.). He takes quite a few calls from family and friends, but to him it's a challenge he can overcome. It may seem strange, but if you can find someone who has a clue about something, use them to filter those kinds of problems. They're all giddy because they know something about computers (and usually it pushes them to do more), and as long as you train them about knowing when they're in over their head ... it's a good parasitic relationship ;)

    Oh, and for heaven's sake ... if you're going to act like a professional technician, at least try to look like one. Learn how to type, and spend an hour looking up shortcut keys. It drives me up a wall at how many well-paid techs still hunt-n-peck or never learned there are other (better) ways to cut and paste without the little scissor and clipboard icons. Spend a week not using a mouse at all, and you'll laugh at how inept you once were.

    --
    Winners tell stories while losers yell deal.
  465. trade services by djarum72 · · Score: 1

    How about bartering? You help with their computer, they do your laundry... or set you up on a date...

  466. Your behavior tells others how to treat you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you act like your time is worthless, don't be surprised when others act like your time is worthless.

  467. Rates by Kashaptu · · Score: 1

    Home-owner/Consumer $35.85/hr Business/Advanced stuff for Home-owners $45.29/hr "Priority Rate" -Any weekend day, holiday, or any time where its an emergency that I come right away $65.09 Data Recovery $100/hr Web and Graphic work vary by job. These may appear like odd numbers but they come out even with my state's sales tax. I do this professionally and do quite well. I charge very resonable rates because there is a big difference in a $35/hr problem and a $100/hr problem. People are more likely to call you to come over and fix little things if you're reasonable. If it's too expensive then they "live" with the problem and don't call.

  468. charge alot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    close friends/family: free. theres no way around it. if my close friend was a dentist and he charged me to clean my teeth, id knock his teeth out. the jew bastard.

    everyone else: charge more than any local compusa/fries/bestbuy/etc, and make sure they are aware of it. theyll only come to you if they really appreciate your skills, and youll get paid very well. if they are a good customer and you like working for them, discount them after the third time.

  469. Expensive mechanics. by Stoutlimb · · Score: 2, Funny

    My mechanic insists on pizza as well as beer. But he's worth it.

  470. Bad thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It may cost $400 to get a new computer but that new computer won't have their old data on it, won't have Quicken installed, won't have their email setup, won't have their mp3's transferred over, won't have their Favorites setup, etc.

    A $400 computer is just an initial cost. Once you have time invested in it and need it to "just work" the way it did then, for a lot of people, the cost to get it back the way they need it can hardly be too high.

    Buying a new computer solves none of these problems.

    You're rates are bullshit. $85/hr min.

    1. Re:Bad thinking by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      I agree with you one everything but the rates. The local economy of any area pretty much determins the rate. I charge $55/hr in rural New Mexico. If I were in an area such as Albuquerque(sp), Dallas, Pheonix, etc... I could (and would) charge in excess of $85/hr. My rate works well for me and my clients.

      Warranty work generally goes for a flat $40 or $45 per job. Sucks, but it fills in the dead spots.

  471. COLLEGE student prices: by ets960 · · Score: 1

    So I've been doing this for 4-5 years, when I'm not at school I work at a computer consulting company and get paid $30 an hour. When I'm at school I get paid minimum wage as a sound technician for all our school events. At home I get paid $30/hour with my company I charge $40-$50 for personal contacts and businesses that I know (Usually if I charge this much, I'll get a tip also.) For family I don't charge, but sometimes people pay me a certain amount when they see how long I work, usually around 30/hour I recently started doing work at school, which I never used to do. Most college students have a decent understanding of computers, and most college students don't have any money. I normally don't tell anybody about my expertise, but my brother told a couple people what I can do, and they gave me calls. I told my brother to tell them that I can't do it for free, beer, cash, whatever would be fine, but not free. These are serious problems with their computers, and I spend a few hours on each one, and I get a case of beer. Here's my rules: I need to keep the computers for at least a few days because I don't have time right away. They need to drop the computer off, and pick it up. Just today I fixed VX2 off some guy's computer, he gave me 30 bucks. Not much compared to what I get paid, but its cash and it'll pay for the bars or whatnot. Last week I fixed the same problem off a computer and got a case of beer. Just another thing I don't have to buy. 10 bucks an hour for college students/ case of beer. Oh yeah, I burned a copy of a CD for a friend and he gave me half a pizza.

  472. my rates by flamingdog · · Score: 1

    Regardless of service, or relation to person service is being performed for:

    a Happy Meal and a case of beer

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  473. How much do you value your time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I value mine at > 1hr = 1 bottle nice single malt scotch

  474. tiered pricing by briancnorton · · Score: 0
    You have to go about this in a multi-layered system.

    Tier 1: Family - should always be free, you decide who is family

    Tier 1.5: Hot Girls - If you have a legitimate chance of scoring, then see tier 1. If no score opportunity exists then see tier 2

    Tier 2: Close friends/extended family/less hot girls - Barter for services/beer/sex/whatever, and you keep old hardware if upgrading

    Tier 3: Acquaintances/friend of friend - Charge by type of car they drive, $10/hr per $10k value of their car NEW, rounded down. (i.e. VW touraeg @ $42k = $40/hr)

    Tier 4: Random Donkeys - If you want the money, charge Tier 3 rate x1.5

    --

    People who think they know everything really piss off those of us that actually do.

  475. What about using gnoppix or other live CD's by UlfGabe · · Score: 1

    What about stories of people who used linux live cd's to bravely save the day and backup the data stored on the nasty NTFS file folder!?

    I am planning on starting this kind of service when I get home from university, i plan on charging about 50 bucks to do spyware removal. (i suspect about 1 hour of work is all that is needed.)

    1 hour minimum with and additional "back up crucial data service" for an additional 15$. (just carry a portable HDD with you using usb 2.0 or firewire or whatever.

    cool

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    Check journal for info on Anti-TextBook, an idea by me.
    1. Re:What about using gnoppix or other live CD's by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      "i suspect about 1 hour of work is all that is needed"

      Don't count on that with spyware - just running a copy of Ad-Aware might take half an hour to an hour (or more) depending on how slow their machine is, how much stuff they have on it, how much spyware they have on it - and then it won't find everything, and the rest you have to clean off manually - which means checking spyware sites to identify where the DLLs and registry keys are hidden, editing the registry, rebooting a half dozen times, etc. Trust me, it adds up fast (which is good for the money you make, but bad from the client's point of view.)

      Plan on two to four hours minimum for the usual spyware-ridden old machine.

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      Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  476. $30 an hour by pimpin+apollo · · Score: 1

    That's about the going rate. Usually I estimate the time and usually they're the one that brings it up. If I can't fix it I don't ask for money. Usually it's me refusing it actually, but that's good for future business.

  477. $200 an hour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    If I lived in the NYC area I'd charge $400.

    Shakes out the suckers. I don't need the work, but occasionally somebody pays my vig.

    I don't charge my father-in-law, but he gives me free dental care (including 2 gold caps and wisdom teeth extraction) so he's not exactly getting over on me.

  478. Get Stuff! by Game+Genie · · Score: 1

    Here is a hint my boss gave me: when you save some one's ass and they say, "Thank's, you saved my ass! Is there any thing I can do for you?" Say "What do you have?" Best free advice I ever got.

  479. Here Are My Current Rates for San Francisco by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    $35/hour for small business, $25/hour for home users, one hour minimum, half-hour increments.

    That's for "the usual" - setup, upgrades, spyware removal, etc.

    Development and "project" rates depend on the circumstances - and how rich (and how much of an asshole) you are.

    My business card says, "Computer Problems Solved CHEAP!"

    --
    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
    1. Re:Here Are My Current Rates for San Francisco by drfreak · · Score: 1

      Damn, that *is* cheap. How can you afford to charge that little and live in SF?

    2. Re:Here Are My Current Rates for San Francisco by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      I live in a cheap room and get a Pell Grant to go to City College...:-)

      But the Pell Grants run out this fall, so I have to get enough clients to justify raising my rates over the next six months or so. Shouldn't be too much of a problem, there's apparently plenty of business around, even in this area full of techies. Lot of techies, but they mostly charge a lot more than I do - and the low end doesn't want to pay $75/hour for home visits. Business will, though, so I want to move my client base from one-off home users to very small and small businesses. If I can pull down a half dozen clients paying me a monthly contract of $250-500/month plus a few hundred dollars more from home clients, I can survive all right in this town.

      No wive, no kids, no car gives me the edge.

      --
      Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  480. $50 because im a kid by TK2K · · Score: 1

    I work at a store, and we charge $85 an hour for software work, and $65 for hardware.
    I, being a 14 year old, charge $50 an hour for software stuff. I'll build a PC for someone, and ill make somewhere between $100 to $300 depending on the value of the system.
    Since i don t have a shop or any expenses, besides computer parts that is ^_^.

  481. I Forgot... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    My rate is "free" when being begged by a hot babe.

    Hasn't happened yet, unfortunately...:-)

    Oh, and that also depends on HER being "free"...

    If the latter condition is not met, my rate doubles...:-)

    (Twice "free" is...waitamint, WTF?)

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    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  482. Re:What about charging for BACKUPS? anyone? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    Carry an external CD or DVD burner around with you (along with a decent burner software package - which usually comes with the burner), hook it up, burn off X gig of files (don't do anything fancy like compression or image backups - they won't know how to restore it - just burn straight directories), give it to them in a jewel box (or holder if more than one). Charge by the gig or charge by the time it takes.

    You could even use a Knoppix Live CD with K3b to do it...

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    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  483. I don't do windows... by HiThere · · Score: 1

    Usually I offer it for free. So far it's averaged around $35/hour. If I were setting rates, I'd set it at $50/hour, because I'm not that good at it, and I don't do windows.

    OTOH, I'm basically a programmer. Debugging is something I only do so I can get onto more important things. If I thought of myself as a service tech, I'd probably want $75/hour.

    All that said, mostly it's freebies for close friends and family. I sure don't advertise! (The business tax laws around here would drive my wife out of business if I started pulling in enough money to notice.)

    --

    I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  484. Average national rate for tech support? by rockr001 · · Score: 1

    I have a small home based tech support/pc sales/service shop in oregon and I charge $70/hr with a 1/2 hr minimum and they will typically bring the system to me for the work(except for network support issues *price is higher for that too*)The nice thing about oregon is there is no sales tax...so I dont have to file it at the end of the year with my taxes...in this town there is also no requirement for a business license either(as long as no external signage is displayed)....I usually have about 2-5 clients a week call or email me to schedule a time to do some work for them. This is a college town so there are mainly just broke college students but, they have parents that foot the bills so they can usually afford it. Anything below $50/Hr for tech support is a waste of time. And for all of you out there that cant ever charge your parents for the help, just tell them they are making an investment into a very profitable future for their child(and eventually grand children)most will cough up the cash..and if they give you that line about how much they have given you over the years, just tell them that you are going to pay that all back with interest when you get stuck having to take care of them when they are old and helpless

  485. LLC not all it's cracked up to be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You may want to register as an LLC. It protects you legally (lawsuits)

    IAAL. An LLC does not shield you from liability for negligence. No business entity can ever do that. If you screwed something up, then the company can sue both you and your LLC for the damages. A liability shield can never protect you from your own actions.

  486. Okay, Now, Waitamint! by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    People are claiming "pizza, beer, sex"...

    So let's get it out in the open!

    Who here has ACTUALLY been given sex for PC work?

    And by whom? Your relatives? The hot babe down the street? The hot secretary from the office? The granny who couldn't install Linux?

    C'mon, let's hear the stories...

    --
    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
    1. Re:Okay, Now, Waitamint! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that the main reason girls date geeks?

      I know that's the main thing I do for _my_ wife...

  487. Two-Buck Chuck by Ikester8 · · Score: 1

    I am by no means a wine connoisseur, but I am impressed by the value of Charles Shaw wines. I've paid much more for much less. If your clients buy you a case of the stuff, I guess you did okay!

    --
    That's the last time I run code posted in somebody's sig...
  488. I would have said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck you. Don't ever call me ever again you pair of dumbfuck shitheads.

    And when dad calls to complain about my rude manners, my message to him would be: say another word and I'll drop you off at the old-folks home right now.

  489. $25/hr for home, $50/hr for business by Sargeant+Slaughter · · Score: 2

    I have been doing it for 12 years, I know that I undercharge, but it makes it a lot easier to find work. I don't have to worry about marketing, I get word of mouth because I'm cheap.

    --
    I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. -Confucius
    1. Re:$25/hr for home, $50/hr for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You get what you pay for. $50/hr -- wannabe hacker without any real business experience. $85-$100/hr: experienced professional with real-world experience.

  490. Re:Wots the similarity between computers and compo by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    They want compost, tell them to subscribe to /. - it's all they'll ever need...

    Oh, wait, you mean it's gotta help GROW flowers...

    Never mind...

    --
    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  491. After the first hour it's charity-ware by davidwr · · Score: 2

    Friends get to mooch an hour of my time free. Family members get more.

    After that, I charge them but ask them to make the check out to their favorite charity.

    If it's cutting into my personal life or my other clients then I treat them like any other client or refer them to my peers.

    --
    Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
  492. Beer by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    For friends and relatives, I usually do it for beer.

    For friends of friends and relatives or relatives of friends I change $40 or so.

    LK

    --
    "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
  493. Gallon of milk and a batch of cookies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I help out friends and family I ask only for a gallon of milk and a batch of cookies (I would ask for beer but I'm just a wee little child - I should say though that after spending a long time getting rid of all the crap on my friends computer he made me a "special" batch which I didn't turn down). This way I avoid the awkward "So, how much do I owe you?" which is made infinitely more awkward by the fact that I'm just coming up with a random price that will get me a little closer to that new video card...

    However, the few times I fixed a friend of a friend's computer I did charge $30 for the 45 min I was there. Thankfully, this particular person had used one of those GeeksOnCall places and said that I was a bargain.

    I'm not looking to make a killing by helping all of the ignorant people out there but (as it was said earlier somewhere) people need to realize that being able to return a computer to proper its proper function is a skill equally real as being able to fix a leaky pipe. In order to educate people to this, it is necessary to charge them a fair amount (not an arm and a leg) and hopefully they'll see the true value of what they're paying for.

    Oh, and the little money that I have made was recently spent on a mini fridge to keep my milk nice and cold!!

  494. tech support by Jondo · · Score: 1

    Lets see..

    In general, people with windows I can't be assed to help. Even if they're willing to pay decent, which they seldem are. Except if its cute girls, then I'll do it for free, for beer, or for something more desireable than either..

    For Linux tech support, I charge varying amounts, usually flat rates.

  495. Alternate payment method by Revolution+9 · · Score: 1

    A 6-pack of High Life.

  496. Girlfriends are not on the barter menu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For everything else, there's Mastercard.

  497. a RICH ass! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm off to buy some new friends. Don't wait up :)

  498. Pizza by HeliumHigh · · Score: 1

    I charge a lunch/dinner (pizza/pizza) and whatever they are willing to pay me. I mean really, I do it for the computers, not the money. THink of the old pentium pro with 64mb ram, just ITCHING to be freed to linux. Or atleast cleaned up... Poor poor souls...

  499. Re:Wots the similarity between computers and compo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not go forward to charging fifteen bucks per bag, and put up signs saying "Organic! Genuine! Home-made!" ?

  500. I'm surprised. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Nobody's said the obvious yet, that I've seen:

    If they're appropriately gendered and cute, charge dinner and a movie. Worst case, they reject your bid.

    If they're not, the formula is:
    M=(P*Q)/(H+1)
    Where P is something you want/need, Q is how many of them, and H is how long you're expecting adaware to take while you muck around in the registry pretending to be doing something interesting (or how long it'll actually take, if they're not being annoying).

    As an aside, I can't help most people any more, either. I don't have the patience to stop in the middle of what I'm doing, turn to the person staring over my shoulder and breathing down my neck asking questions, and explain for the eighth time what spyware is.

    I don't mean to sound all superiour, I know my place, but sometimes it seems like everyone else with a computer is a fucking idiot, and I have no patience for that.
  501. Providing your EIN for Tax Reporting Purposes by walkerp1 · · Score: 1

    one company tried getting my SS# so they could list me as an employee and run taxes on me, etc. I told them no way...they can cut me a check to my business. They wanted that EIN number - again no way. B2B they only need your business name (only one business per state with that name allowed anyhow).

    For your information, they are legally required to file a 1099 with the IRS covering all payments that they made to you in any year where the total exceeded $600. To file that 1099 they need either your SSN if you're an individual/dba, or your EIN if you're a corporation. Its not just standard practice, its the law.

    And they can demand that you provide your EIN (TIN) via the handy-dandy W-9, so why not save yourself the hassle?

  502. Just whatever they can. by usmarinesjz · · Score: 1

    I usually just ask them for whatever they want to pay. I sometimes get $20 or I have gotten upwards of $200. I rarely have them call me again considering that I explain everything before I do anything. And ALWAYS explain that you are doing this for enjoyment and that you are not doing this as a business. That usually eliminates any view of doing something wrong on your part. It seems to be working pretty well. It might not be for everyone though.

  503. Re:Wots the similarity between computers and compo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Oh, thats a bit expensive. You can get twice the amount of compost from the garden centre."

    Retort with "But mine comes with a free foot up your ass!"

  504. I charge .. by DoktorTomoe · · Score: 1
    1. 70 Euro for people I rather avoid
    2. 40 Euro for people I do not know
    3. 30 Euro for people I know
    4. a good bottle of wine for people I like
    per hour. Never had problems with this system.
  505. Sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A blow job will do. If I have to re-install an OS, then I expect them to open their asshole too. And they know this in advance...

  506. Charge more for housecalls by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

    Or, what I do myself is limit housecalls to short visits unless its a good friend, a known simple problem or someone looking for a tutor.

    Running a spyware or virus scan on an infected machine can take 30 or 40 minutes by itself, while you sit there waiting and doing nothing but visiting. Ditto for an OS re-install, service packs, updates, etc. Lots of "clean-up" jobs are mostly idle time, which often inflates the bill above what it should realistically be.

    Its much more productive to have the client bring their machine to you, so you can work on several at once, or at least do something else useful with your time while scans, downloads, installs, etc, run unattended.

  507. Century 21 BC, here we come by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    I don't know what area of the world you people live in, and by now I'm curious. Because I thought most of the world has long ago dumped that kind of stone age barter model. We're no longer in the year 2100 BC, people, where the norm was "I'll give fix your thatched roof if you give me a clay pot and two breads", you know.

    And, dunno how to say it nicely, but the examples I read are surrealistic. Lemme recap:

    - a bottle of whine
    - a pizza
    - two beers
    - a home-cooked meal
    - an old half-working CD-ROM drive
    - he'll supposedly come fix my pipe if I ever need it

    Etc.

    Umm... hello? Are we talking Elbonia or East Bumfuckistan or something?

    Because where I live I can just go buy my own bottle of wine, if I ever felt like it. Beer? Well, gee, so I'm suppose to fix a retard's computer for something worth less than 1 Euro? Pizza? I can order my own. Etc.

    Dunno about you, but my time is worth more than that. Even if we're talking Indian manual labourer wages (no offense to citizens of India meant, just using it as a generic low wage country), two beers for 1-2 hours of work is a fucking sad joke.

    Ditto about services. Dunno, maybe your house was built on an ancient cursed burrial ground, and pipes burst every morning. But where I live I've only needed a pipe fixed once in the last 6 years, and I once locked my keys in the house and needed a locksmith. That's it.

    And you know what? It cost cheaper to just call a plumber and a locksmith, than waste hundreds of hours of my time fixing every retard's computer just in case I ever need them.

    That's the whole problem with that stone-age barter and favours system, and why the road to real civilization meant dumping it like hot potato: it's bloody inefficient. A few hundreds of hours of my time don't even start to be compensated by "yeah, but I saved some 200 bucks on those repairs." Well, gee, that's like, what? Working for some 50 cents per hour?

    It's just sad.

    No, thanks. I'll pay for repairs when I need them, and they can call a proper service centre when they need repairs to their computer.

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    A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
    1. Re:Century 21 BC, here we come by grahamsz · · Score: 1

      The thing is is that I know people who can fix plumbing problems.

      I also know that i'll probably have a plumbing problem in the next few years.

      Therefore i can be selective about providing tech support to people who have something to return.

      Plus, unless you already do consulting (and i do), it will greatly complicate your tax return for a little extra income.

      Furthermore it's not really bartering, there's no specific arrangement. It's just a case of helping out a friend when you know they can help you out :)

    2. Re:Century 21 BC, here we come by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Nah, I didn't mean I'll start charging them. I mean more like I'll tell them to fsck off, only of course in a _much_ more diplomatic manner.

      It's not just about tax return forms, it's that I can do better with my time. Like write a program. Or play a game.

      And yeah, I know that some time in the future I'll have a leaking pipe or whatnot. That's what I pay insurance for. It's still cheaper and _far_ more reliable than relying on bartering favours.

      It's also that my definition of a friend is somewhat more... demanding, for lack of a better word. A friend is someone who still calls you or emails you some 5 years after you've moved to another town, even if you've never fixed anything for them. Someone who's a "friend" only as long as they can freeload some unpaid service work from you, is IMHO at most "barter" if they actually offer some service of their own in return. Or most often a "freeloader" because they don't really.

      And I'm honestly surprised at how many nerds think they're _buying_ friendship. And how they aren't really. There's a whole caste or social strata of people whose main skill is acting like you're their best friend... as long as they can freeload something from you.

      And to be entirely honest, this isn't even something new or speciffic to computers. Nerds just tend to be easier scammed that way, but the symptom existed long ago. E.g., people who were your best friend as long as you bought them free drinks, probably existed a few thousand years BC.

      I come from a family of computer nerds, so half the family friends were nerds. (Half of the rest were medical doctors.) If there's one thing I had the privilege to witness first hand, it was precisely this kind of a warped "friendship" in action. Dad, for example, spent half his free time basically "having friends" by doing unpaid work for them.

      Invariably the "bought" friends, promptly forgot you even existed when you could no longer provide the free service. Invariably the ones who still write and even offer help are the ones who hadn't needed free work to start with. Go figure.

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      A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
  508. I charged from the start by ebbe11 · · Score: 1
    I saw that one coming a mile away when my friends started to get computers. So I've always charged for computer support:
    • For friends and family the rate is a home-cooked meal per incident.
    • Everbody else pay my standard hourly rate which is around USD 120.
    This has worked out very well over the years.
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    My opinion? See above.
  509. $150hr if your good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $150hr if your good. + travel time. You only need a few key accounts. Target med to big law firms. And schools. Learn old ass Novell.

  510. Difficulty to charge friends by FrenchNeal · · Score: 1

    I don't charge friends, so i'm their tech support, and they call me, spam me everytime a popup appear in their screen.
    For each friends it takes 10m, but strangely i have a LOT of friends, and then, when i spend about 3 or 4 hour a day answering emails and phone calls to teach how to convert a nasty .doc to a nasty .pdf (i'm a real geek, I answer everytime, so stupid attitude!), I make my nervous crise (every 6 months) and tell all of them to stop bugging me cause support takes me to much time.
    After this, I have less friends, bizarre isn't it?
    But after a while, the calls returns and I think really I shouldn't have told them about my skills on computers! If only they gave me a bottle or two for my help, but it seems they don't realize it's not a pleasant job to remove spywares!!!
    Now I'm in the position I can't charge them, but it's hard to tell them I don't want to answer them anymore for nothing. What would you do?
    For people I don't know I charge from 20 to 50 euros / hour (I let you translate), depends if they are rich or not.

  511. Ta. by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    I think winetools downloads one of those, so maybe the licence issue isn't as worrisome as Sidenet says. Or perhaps just not everywhere in the world.

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    Got time? Spend some of it coding or testing
  512. LETS by moon-monster · · Score: 1

    Here we have a LETS (local exchange trading scheme) set up that puts local people in touch with each other to trade their services. It's run by the local food co-op...

    I pretty much do out-of-office-hours tech-support for babysitting, work on my car, and locally grown veg.

    There's a "no moonlighting" clause in my contract, so it gets around that quite nicely. :-)

    --
    "Pokey, are you drunk on love?" "Yes. Also whiskey. But mostly love... and whiskey."
  513. Jane Says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I'm done with Sergio
    He treats me like a ragdoll...

    Sorry. I say make like Gabe and fake a learning disability. All that cash isn't going to make up for lost time installing Windows95 on 266mhz PCs.

  514. Bakery by bjb · · Score: 1
    I don't do it much for people outside my immediate family anymore, but I've always claimed to people I like that I have a "friends and family program" (apologies to MCI or AT&T or whoever).

    The only person that I still do this kind of work for on a rare, but regular basis is someone who owns an excellent French bakery in NYC. OK, after I fix your computer, I'm walking out with tons of fresh pastries!

    (no, I'm not fat, but I'm willing to run a few extra miles after that one :-)

    --
    Never hit your grandmother with a shovel, for it leaves a bad impression on her mind...
  515. Caution: This should not be discussed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't want to be a wet blanket, but this type of discussion among and between techie gurus such as we are could be construed as price fixing.

    The exchange of information about pricing can be a factor in making an antitrust case for price fixing.

    Check Section 1 of the Sherman Act.

    Of course, this only applies to US Citizens, but that's most of us.

    1. Re:Caution: This should not be discussed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Untill they go after gas stations and oil companies they can shove their Sherman act where the sun doesn't shine.

      It's not as simple as you try to make it out to be.

      Car mechanics, for instance, have a book they refer to that gives them the prices to charge (time based) for repairs. That could also fit if the parameters were applied loosely enough.

  516. Geek Squad? by lorcha · · Score: 1
    Is this the same Geek Squad who told my mother that it was impossible to transfer a HDD from an old computer to her new one?

    Is this the same Geek Squad who came to "fix" my mother-in-law's home network, didn't actually fix the problem, but managed to F up her Outlook settings in the process? Is this the same Geek Squad who then refused to troubleshoot the Outlook issues over the phone that they created?

    Customer service, indeed.

    --
    "Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them." -- David Brent
  517. Would you mind posting that list? by lorcha · · Score: 1
    I would really appreciate it if you could reply to this with your top 10 list. It would save me a ton of headaches and I would be eternally grateful.

    In fact, just last night my mother called me with a computer issue. I told her to reboot and magically the problem was fixed. Would have been nice if the had that top 10 list sitting by her computer, though.

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    "Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them." -- David Brent
  518. Holy Fuck by lorcha · · Score: 1
    No mid to large sized company with half a "brain" is going to hire an independant consultant.
    Please DO NOT tell my client that! They have a market cap in the $60B range and they are putting my children and my children's children through college right now.
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    "Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them." -- David Brent
    1. Re:Holy Fuck by misleb · · Score: 1

      Working nearly full time in a temporary position with no benefits isn't the same thing as being a consultant. It is called "temping." ;-)

      -matthew

      --
      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
  519. Your dad makes a point by lorcha · · Score: 1
    I design complex, high availability, heavily loaded financial systems that require perfect reliability. I have never done tech support professionally in my life. Not Windows. Not Linux. Nothing.

    But when my mom calls me because her Dell is messed up, you're goddamn right I help her. And when my dad calls because Excel won't save his file because he's anal and has a directory structure like 300 layers deep, you're goddamn right I tell him how to fix it.

    It's the least I can do for them putting up with me as a teenager, putting me through college, buying me a car, and landing me my first financial services gig. I'm a firm believer that you can be a dick to anyone in the world except for 3 people: your mom, your dad, and your wife. When your parents ask for something, you fucking give it to them. It's the least you can do.

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    "Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them." -- David Brent
  520. This is the dumbest thing I've heard all day by lorcha · · Score: 1
    I've done audits for insurance policies, and I can tell you firsthand that NO inusrance company is going to insure you against loss of data on some unknown person's unknown computer without knowing ahead of time what's on that computer.
    You can get a $2,000,000 Professional Liability insurance policy (including loss of customer data) for about $1000/year. I bill about 2000 hours per year, so that policy would cost me about $0.50/hr. (My current client already has an insurance policy for its consultants, so I don't need one.) This is a far cry from your $500/hr figure, Mr. Smarty.

    HTH. HAND.

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    "Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them." -- David Brent
  521. Happened to me. by Aldric · · Score: 1
    I was a student, and because I was computer science it was assumed that I wanted to fix people's computers.

    Now I'm a professional software developer and the last thing I want to do is fix someone's computer when I get home after 8+ hours of looking at a monitor. Plus, I haven't used Windows since I started this job 6+ months ago - I don't know the latest problems in the Windows world! All I know is that I don't see them in Linux.

  522. Semantics by lorcha · · Score: 1
    Working nearly full time in a temporary position with no benefits isn't the same thing as being a consultant. It is called "temping." ;-)
    Making 5 times what I made as a vaunted Full Time Employee while working 2/3 the hours is called "good business practice". I'll leave the semantics to the philosophers. ;-)
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    "Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them." -- David Brent
  523. What's on the list? by winkydink · · Score: 1

    C'mon folks, making a list is easy. I gave you 3 in the original post. Sit down and think about the things you commonly get asked for help about. Then write out the "answers". Maybe you have 10 things, or 5 or 20.

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    "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

  524. The Barter System Works too! by chivo243 · · Score: 1

    Greetings, I have been doing work on the side for a couple years now, and really was offered too much money to say no. $50. /hr. Which makes my real salary in IT look as pathetic as it really is..... I will do either type of work, at the resicence, or at my place. I tell them up front that it will be cheaper at my place. If I spend 4 hours scanning a 100GB disk for virus, spyware, adware and trojans at their place.... done the math yet? I keep detailed records of my work at my place, to the tenth of an hour, and what steps I have taken. I can start a scan that will take time, and move on to something else.... My friends with computers are tech savy, so it is really the general public I deal with. I have also worked for other than ca$h. Everything from beer to auto repairs.... I even had an "indecent" proposal for payment, was married then..... I'll Barter, I'll Barter!

    --
    Sig Hansen?
    1. Re:The Barter System Works too! by webhat · · Score: 1

      I do exactly the same, I'll only work on people's machines who have lost something very important: Masters thesis important. Or for people who use their computer to support themselves: selling their paintings, printed t-shirts, etc.

      From student I'll ask for a meal, 'cause I'm too lazy to cook and otherwise I ask them for whatever they think I'm worth in whatever the product is they make.

      I've gotten everything from t-shirts to 3' by 8' feet paintings, some have even given me the keys to their house/appartment so I can look after them and their computer while they are away, some huge places in there.

      I've even worked for computer hardware that I then give to a non profit organization, who give me peace of mind. I also do work for the NPO, keeping there computers up so they can do there good works around the world.

      And my family all pay me by cooking for me, we make a night of it, chatting and fixing.

      I will work for almost anything, but rarely for money. Besides from my regular employer.

      It's the old idea, I think my skills are worth something, you have no or little money, you give me something you do and I'll exchange it for something I do.

      The best thing about it is that you don't pay tax over it.

      --
      'I am become Shiva, destroyer of worlds'
    2. Re:The Barter System Works too! by chivo243 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you have family close by. I am 4000 miles from my family. I would gladly help them out.... My clients, beg me to work for them, they have been gouged by the local computer shop with no improvement or explanation. I have offended clients by shaving hours to charge them less because I didn't do more than virus and malware scans... I do not advertise, my services are known by word of mouth/reputation. I am in no way the greatest whiz on the computer, I get the job done in a friendly and informative manner(when the client really wants to know, some don't) I try to keep the social/human element in place. Sounds like you do too! Thanx

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      Sig Hansen?
    3. Re:The Barter System Works too! by webhat · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you have family close by.

      Sadly not at the moment, I'm working in Switzerland while my family lives in the Netherlands, but as I'm back every weekend, courtesy of my employer I can still go over the people needing my help and go over and help them.

      During the summer, when I'm in the Netherlands it will be about 2 meals a week of work, with the occasional printed t-shirt, psychodelic gear and painting... And lets not forget some piece of mind... ;)

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      'I am become Shiva, destroyer of worlds'
  525. I'm no professional by shoptroll · · Score: 1

    Someone told me $50 an hour was the going rate for what I'm capable of doing...

    I usually offer services for less, but I thin a lot of it comes down to how big a problem it is, time, or just how annoying it is. Price is usually determined once the task is done, and i'm more than willing to do "trivial" tasks like flushing virii and spyware for free. Granted I usually am offered something to drink while I do my work.

    Someone I knew once made a comment about not doing support unless someone was willing to pay his $50+ rate since he was A+ certified. That attitude made me cringe.

    I've also recently recieved alcoholic beverages in exchange for my services. Something I won't deny.

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    Insert Sig Here
  526. What to Charge by gnomes · · Score: 1

    I am a Tech and I do tech work for both the company I work for and on the side. The company has no problem with this since I don't do "on the side" tech for the company's clients. Since all the tools are at the office, I'm allowed to use the company's equipment to do the "on the side" clients, just not on company time. It's too good a situation to do anything to screw it up. At the company, we charge $25 and $50, depending and this is only for cleanup, period. The company doesn't want to get into doing total tech because the paperwork wouldn't be worth it, for what we do and we make plenty just cleaning machines since we can turn over lots in a day. I personally, do everything as a computer tech so all the rest of the money is mine and some weeks, I make as much on the side as I do at the company. I usually charge $50, $75 and $100 from everything from installing cleaning programs and cleaning to a total "save favorites, email, etc on a disk and formatting the harddrive and reinstalling. It's extra to go to their house and if they have dialup, I won't go at all. Dialup requires them to bring it in. It would take years to download all the programs you need to do a proper job of updating Windows/MS products. I usually have the computers for a couple of days and I keep records of all monies exchaning hands. Anybody that thinks they can screw the IRS, don't know much about screwing. You do not want to be on their radar so send them their cut and be happy. It's not that difficult. Hope this helped. the gnome

  527. Bartering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I did some tech support work for a local restaurant. Only asked for payment in food credit, $75/hour. Obviously it doesn't cost them that much on their bottom line, and I have a nice place to take people out for free dinners.

  528. Through my experience...for what it's worth by SpankBoy · · Score: 1

    For family and friends, never charge a dime since they have talents you may call upon in the future. For customers -- simple OS loads, adware, spyware, AV fixes, etc., a flat $50 charge -- no matter how long it takes. They will keep coming back for more and send your name and number to their friends too. That's when you charge your per hour rate.

  529. hmmmmm.... by csharpnine · · Score: 1

    I charge a flat rate of $45 AUD an hour and have boatloads of customers. Like others on this thread I have noticed how annoying residential customers are generally... I do both business and residential work...finding that the business clients are impressed with my work and cost....but the residential users tend to be a little shocked at how much I charge. Some are almost idignant. I have learnt to avoid these types like the plague as they are nothing but trouble.

  530. Prices by cleavage · · Score: 1

    Thank God only a few people responded to this. I'm sure you will see this post in the top 2 or 3 responses :) I work in San Antonio Texas. A local PC shop here charges $60 an hour for PC work. I charge $75. This keeps 'the masses' from trying to use me. Only people who REALLY want my services will pay and I REALLY don't want to do it unless it's worth my while. I will also barter for the right trade. I have gotten my gutters repaired and am working on my fence!

  531. Best of both worlds? by kansei · · Score: 1

    A girlfriend who's a stockbroker?

  532. sex! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I usually do some tech support for the girl next door and mostly i only charge her to sex!

  533. Highest Price of all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am on the committee of a small science fiction con (we take the piss out of trekkies who take it too seriously) I ALWAYS tell people to pay what they think my work is worth or to give a donation to the con charity. They always pay me more than I would have dared ask for. I may not be insured but I personally guarantee my work and on one memorable occasion worked seventeen hours solid to sort out what eventually turned out to be an intermittent fault in a network cable. After another hour of arguing with my client I accepted money for seventeen hours work rather than the two I thought the job rated. Treat people fairly and they tend to treat you fairly.