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  1. heh, yeah. on Cutting Off an Over-Demanding End-User? · · Score: 1

    It boggles my mind how educated people can be so intimidated by a few widgets. I've wondered on occasion whether a highly-structured alternative interface could be created based on a well-documented, interactive symbol notation written on sort of full-screen "chalkboard." I guess you'd need a second monitor for rendering graphics, etc...

  2. Morality is easy. on Babybot Learns Like You Did · · Score: 1

    Computers obey laws just fine. Self-awareness is the hard part, on the other hand.

  3. great satan, great hypocrisy on MA Attorney General Seeks Myspace Changes · · Score: 1

    the caterpillar of self-gratification now emerges as the butterfly of crime

  4. software is like sex on The Future of the Internet · · Score: 1

    eg, richard stallman carries you to his bed and spanks you for buying the wrong graphics card while linus torvalds sings the free software song in the closet

  5. those who forget history on The Future of the Internet · · Score: 2, Interesting

    diogenes had no need for etorrents and idonkies when he masturbated in the marketplace.

  6. eventually on The Future of the Internet · · Score: 1

    your computer will spank you with a paddle god the future is scary

  7. well... both on Can You Spoof IP Packets? · · Score: 1

    anyway, who cares. in many places (eg china) p2p will soon be banned and blocked completely behind firewalls and proxies that no one can circumvent.

  8. disbelief on Secure VoIP, an Achievable Goal · · Score: 1

    secure voip will forever be but a dream of young idealists

    much like building that big shell around the sun. obviously impossible

  9. heh, memories on Can You Spoof IP Packets? · · Score: 1

    i invented that one too

  10. lol on Chinese Company Produces $150 Linux PC · · Score: 1

    hahah regulating gnome or kde

  11. and on Chinese Company Produces $150 Linux PC · · Score: 1

    it's a much better idea to buy a nice monitor and a dirt cheap computer.

  12. most computer users on Chinese Company Produces $150 Linux PC · · Score: 1

    do not venture far from the web browser

  13. HOORAY!!!! on French Town Tests Cashless Society · · Score: 1

    This is what everyone in the whole world has been waiting for!!!!! Excuse me while I dance around the room.

  14. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!1!! on The Future of IT in America? · · Score: 1

    V0N4G3 gives T3H F00T to the SMUG K0RE4N D00D??!!!!!

  15. A preview of the standard features: on Linux Distributors Work Towards Desktop Standards · · Score: 1

    (a) A printing system that actually prints once in a while; (b) a Microsoft Office imitation that would run slowly on Natalie Portman's beowulf cluster; (c) input-method support for every country in the United States; (d) most importantly, Richard Stallman almost approves at those times when an unusual mood of tolerance comes upon him.

  16. No, it's not sustainable. on Is Piracy In the Consumers' Best Interests? · · Score: 1

    Eventually the consumers will become zombies and take to wandering around foggy graveyards or something. Obviously, zombies do not buy movies; they prefer to entertain themselves by eating your brain.

  17. Personally, on FCC Commissioner Wants To Push For DRM · · Score: 1

    I support ab initio copy protection for all our nation's precious intellectual property.

  18. People who like general-purpose languages on Your Thoughts on the Groovy Scripting Language? · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    other than ocaml and ruby are totally insane. I mean, I can code in java or c just fine, but it makes me want to pull my hair out, and all decent normal people must feel the same way.

  19. heh on Philips Patents Technology to Force Ad Viewing · · Score: 1

    the tv forces you not to watch it

  20. not to mention on Philips Patents Technology to Force Ad Viewing · · Score: 1

    the vile things one watches on television (and the interweb)

  21. so god is dead on Philips Patents Technology to Force Ad Viewing · · Score: 1

    at least we still have the hebrew prophets

  22. count me in! on Philips Patents Technology to Force Ad Viewing · · Score: 1

    Death to America.

  23. TV on fire? on Philips Patents Technology to Force Ad Viewing · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wholeheartedly support this idea.

  24. It's a distinctive American thought habit. on Global Warming Dissenters Suppressed? · · Score: 1
    Namely, an innate skepticism of elites. Americans would rather be independently wrong than mistakenly accept a false expert consensus.

    That is not all bad; for example, Europe's eugenics policies, built on deference to scientific opinion, were far more destructive than those of the Americans.

  25. That would be great. on Software Engineers Ranked Best Job in America · · Score: 1

    Who wants to live in America?