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  1. OH! OH! OH! The perfect nerd gift!! on Inkjet Printer Prints out Human Skin · · Score: 0

    One of these printers with a software package to tailor-design your girlfriend!

    Then just print her...

  2. How will it work? on HIV Immunity Gene Found In Rhesus Monkeys · · Score: 0

    A virus agains a virus?

    The only way i see it done with current statistics, it's neither simple nor cheap.

    You'll need a bone marrow sample. Infect it with a retrovirus and then replacing all the previous bone marrow with the corrected one.

    You can't take entire third world populations throught the bubble boy approach...

    The other way around is to find what is the purpose of that gene in the machinery of the cell and with that find another way to stomp the virus out of the T-cells.

    --- The Farmaceutical Industry will still cry all the way to the bank.

  3. With the PDA there should be... on Japan Pins Tourism Hopes on PDA · · Score: 1, Funny

    a card saying:
    - Please. Mr. Japanese-san How much for the batteries?

    In case the pda goes flat...

    Are they going to fill the country with Semacodes?
    I think tourists will have a hard time just recognising and inputing those Kana characters...

  4. You will see Rin-tin-tin forever and ever... on Animal Cloning Comes to Hollywood · · Score: 0

    Now starting in a TV set near you... Rex, Chita and Rin tin tin for the 135934th time...

    Genebanking hollywood animals:
    Now, finnaly that's a decent business plan...

  5. This is just M$ preparing the field... on MS Indemnifies Customers Against IP Threats · · Score: 0

    This is just M$ preparing the field, in preparation with what will be unleashed to Linux Users...

    The Great IPocide is looming in the horizon.
    Software patents will serve their masters.

  6. Re:but on Battery-powered Cigarettes? · · Score: 0

    Could you just cease to exist? Everytime you have a kid you are risking my kid's future.
    Everytime you eat you are eating the food that i could have eaten. Everytime you breath you are stealing my AIR!

    Why should your existence be more important than mine?
    Becoz you are polite? Politeness is just a way of stealing without feeling guilty...

    Let's dance the ecosystem dance!!! Malthus rocks!!

  7. Re:Thin ice on U.S. Deploys Satellite Jamming System · · Score: 0

    Yeah, yeah. That said, please, don't complain when you get Hantas fever from your drinking water...

    There is no such thing as afair fight. Only fearfull fighters. And nobody wins a war. Ever!
    Do read Sun-Tzu. A war is won when it does not happen...

  8. Re:Keep on failling to understand... on Road to the Robocup 2004 · · Score: 0

    I have tried on several ocasions... But it seems we portuguese can't design from sound engineering principles.. Hence everytime i have tried to do it the lasso keeps opening up.. And i fall to the floor instead of killing myself up... ;)

    Yes. I am a troll today... :)
    And you? Where will you be a troll tomorrow?

  9. Keep on failling to understand... on Road to the Robocup 2004 · · Score: 0

    How the most stupidifying sport in the whole world, can have any impact in robotics... The more fans it gets, less kids will be scientists.. They will be collecting cards and ball signatures from their robotic champions... - "Will you sign my football" - Bzzzzztt - printed with laser - yayyy!! this is better than mathematics and engineering, i want to be a roboballer.. I can imagine the portuguese robot football chmapionship... The country were engineering has been misunderstood for management, for more than 80 years... The robots will have a special box for corrupting the referees... Each time, a referee passes it just issues 20 euros... You know how enginners in Portugal start work in Portugal? The will all start putting their ties and look around for someone to do their work.... Pityless... You know why there are no foreign engineers in Portugal? The first month they sart working, they will hang themselves on their ties... Courtesy of the late-fascist engineering guild...

  10. The sad diference between USA and EU... on Microsoft and EU Talks End · · Score: 0

    It seems that those pesty acronyms have changed their meaning...

    USA = United Sales of America

    EC = European Consumers

    ----
    Just teasing...

  11. Re:EV1 on MS Word File Reveals Changes to SCO's Plans · · Score: 0

    sorry... writing from portugal, EU... I tend to get 4 languages mixed in my brain...

  12. Re:EV1 on MS Word File Reveals Changes to SCO's Plans · · Score: 1

    How combustion works? remember High-School classes??
    if you get too much of either the combunent or the combustible you will get spontaneous combustion...

    Why do you think no candles, or smokes are allowed in Intensive Care units?

    because it gives cancer??

    Of course it is oxygen, the stuff we need to live... and that gives you old age too...

  13. Re:EV1 on MS Word File Reveals Changes to SCO's Plans · · Score: 0

    You forgot, he has a oxigen bottle with him... It's dangerous... Wanna have 3th degree burns? Either he burns with you or he just lauches the oxigen propelled canister againts you... Now... Gimme the money or I'll just wack you with the oxigen!! ---------------- That much love in Paradise seems like a Porno movie.. Oh! It's the seven virgins... well, Allah just loves porno shows till eternity...

  14. The wonders of the USA... surplus and europe? on Surplus Lab Equipment? · · Score: 1

    The wonders of the USA... surplus and europe?

    This is all ver fine for americans.. Each time i see a post on american surplus. I drool in pure envy...

    In Europe, you can't get this kind of offers... Especially in a backward forgotten place like Portugal (English still think we are a spanish region...)
    Oh! Welll!!!

    Doen anyone have useful and interesting links of surplus providers in Europe??
    And trustworthy ones... You can get easily ripped around here...

    Thx in advance...

  15. Who trusts who?? Sardonic remark... on DARPA-Funded Linux Security Hub Withers · · Score: 1

    Who trusts who?? Sardonic remark...

    The DOD auditing linux code? Indirectly?

    Seems to me the perfect way to blanket a trojan horse in hiding... Just have your people participate and lie...
    All those foreign governements not using Microsoft software...

    Who watches the watchman?