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Sea Life Wiped Out by Neutron Star Collision?

Memorize writes "Scientists report in the Journal of Astrophysical Letters that a mass extinction of marine life 450 million years ago might have been caused by radiation from an exploding star, such as a collision between two neutron stars, or a neutron star collapsing into a black hole. Such an event would cause a ten-second burst of gamma radiation, and if it occurred within our galaxy, it could have wiped out many species on earth. At least if astronomers find out that an asteroid is heading our way, we can do something about it, but if there is a gamma burst, we get no warning. And if we did, would there be any way to protect the planet?"

726 comments

  1. Armageddon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if Ben Affleck will be able to take car... Wait, is that an Armageddon link in the blurb? Man that totally takes the fun out of it.

    Better stock up on SPF 3000 and make the best of it...

  2. Scary Stuff by DarkHelmet · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This is pretty scary...

    I remember reading this a while back on the Wikipedia entry for the Permian Triassic Extinction Event (link), but the Wiki entry quotes specifically that an extinction like this would only happen if the star were 10 parsecs, or 30 light years away.

    Dr Melott in the article claims that a star like this would have to be 6,000 light years away, or closer. (That's more than 200 times the distance previously claimed.

    Keep in mind the volume of a sphere is 4/3 pi r^3, so the volume of space that this would take up is increased by a factor of 8,000,000. I'd say, that the chance of this happening to us, therefore is increased by a factor of 8 million.

    As I said before, scary stuff.

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    1. Re:Scary Stuff by LewsTherinKinslayer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've never understood the human reasoning of fear, especially as it applies to something like this. IANAAP (i am not an astro physicist,) but I bet there is a far better chance of being killed in a car or struck by lightning than being wiped out by a gamma radiation burst.

      Granted, this could completely destroy the human race, but either way I'm dead, so my stake in it is over.

    2. Re:Scary Stuff by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Sure, but that's just you.

      Something like this, you have absolutely no legacy whatsoever. No kids to carry things on, nobody left to remember you, none of your accomplishments mattering.

      I, for one, don't want to see the human race become extinct, regardless of if it's in my lifetime or not.

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    3. Re:Scary Stuff by LewsTherinKinslayer · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm only kidding. I'm not in favor of any kind of world wide death of humanity either; I think the loss of any life is a tragedy, let alone EVERY life. But still, the odds of this occuring are probably astronomically small. (pun not intended.)

    4. Re:Scary Stuff by Astro+Dr+Dave · · Score: 5, Informative

      Gamma ray bursts are an area of active research; we now believe that they emit radiation along some polar axis, rather than isotropically in every direction. That probably accounts for the difference in distances you've seen quoted; for some fixed power level, an anisotropic GRB is dangerous from a greater distance if you happen to lie in the beam.

    5. Re:Scary Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Considering that humanity has existed less than one million years, I would say that the fear is completely unjustified. I don't think its unreasonable to believe that humanity will be able to survive such an event in the next 1000 years (by living in space, having radiation shielding, and not having to rely on our biosphere). 1000 years is just a drop in the ocean compared to the time period that we'd have to worry about.

      Remember, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate ... leads to suffering.

    6. Re:Scary Stuff by jtbauki · · Score: 1

      Well, if it doesn't happen, we have no reason to fear, but if it does happen, we'll be dead. So either way it doesn't matter.

      A better thing to do besides discussing this would be to go outside and play with your children. That reminds me, I have to go do something...

    7. Re:Scary Stuff by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Gamma ray bursts are an area of active research; we now believe that they emit radiation along some polar axis, rather than isotropically in every direction. That probably accounts for the difference in distances you've seen quoted;

      I remember reading about this somewhere also. It like a flashlight; if the main beam hits you, you're hosed. However, if it misses you, you are safe unless you are pretty close to the thing such that the side radiation will get you. Somebody apply called it galactic russian reulette.

    8. Re:Scary Stuff by terminal.dk · · Score: 1

      Change is luck. Risk is unluck.

      The risk has always been the same. The odds at the bookie has changed.

    9. Re:Scary Stuff by Skippy_kangaroo · · Score: 1
      Yeah, but 8 million times nothing is still nothing.

      How many neutron stars do you know that are within 30 light years of earth?

    10. Re:Scary Stuff by Guppy06 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "Keep in mind the volume of a sphere is 4/3 pi r^3, so the volume of space that this would take up is increased by a factor of 8,000,000."

      Exept that our galaxy is a disc, not a sphere. Also, don't forget that we're towards the edge of that disc.

      Personally, I see 6000 lt-yr still being pretty "close" (and probably "unlikely") when you consider our galaxy is roughly 100,000 lt-yr in diameter. If it happened often enough for us to be worried about, we'd see more such collisions within our galaxy beyond the 6000 lt-yr theoretical safe distance.

      Besides, what are the odds of two stars colliding such a manner, anyway? It seems the odds of a binary star becoming a pair of neutron (or denser) stars seem to be slim to none: you'd think the creation of one neutron star out of one would consume/destroy the other before it had the chance to follow suit. So we're really dealing with an intersection of two previously unassociated stars. And it's called "space" for a reason.

      I'd worry more about comets and asteroids at this point and put this one in the category of "When we have to start worrying about it, we'll probably be advanced enough to do something about it," kinda like the sun going nova.

    11. Re:Scary Stuff by sbaker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Humans are just the tool that our genes use to make more genes.

      From that perspective, my personal death is NOT as important as the continuation of my children.

      Most parents know this at the instinctual level.

      The argument that says I'm going to die - what to I care about the rest of humanity - is clearly bogus for most humans. All life on earth strives harder to pass on genetic information than to survive as an individual. That's why we age - and why we fall apart much more rapidly after child-rearing age is past.

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    12. Re:Scary Stuff by terminal.dk · · Score: 1

      Change change to chance

    13. Re:Scary Stuff by CodeBuster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Most people currently living on this planet will not be remembered even fifty years after their death. There may be some family members one hundred years or so down the line who remembers your name, dates of birth and death, and a few meager facts such as your profession; perhaps your name will be in some government records for a few hundred years. However, once the last person who actually knew you as a living person is gone you will most likely be forgotten. In time even our current civilization will fall and all records written or otherwise of average people will probably not survive the chaos. In the grand scheme of history very few people are destined to achieve lasting remembrance. If empires, kings, tyrants, and conquerors have been forgotten how much less will an average modern person be remembered in the millennia ahead?

    14. Re:Scary Stuff by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      Granted, this could completely destroy the human race, but either way I'm dead, so my stake in it is over.

      I suppose this is a philosophical difference, but as I see it, if I die there will still be people who remember me, carry some of my genes, and care about the same things and people that I do. I'd be dead, but bits of me would live on through other people. If the human race goes kaput, that all goes away.

    15. Re:Scary Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be dead, but bits of me would live on through other people. If the human race goes kaput, that all goes away.

      and... ???

      what's wrong with that ?

    16. Re:Scary Stuff by Jamu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Genes don't have a perspective. Nor do they grade anything in levels of importance. Genes create more genes because otherwise we wouldn't call them genes. We fall apart because this is a natural process in any system. It's also obvious that genes will be passed on before sexual dysfunction.

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    17. Re:Scary Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Humans are just the tool that our genes use to make more genes.

      From that perspective, my personal death is NOT as important as the continuation of my children.


      If THAT'S your worldview, then you must admit that NEITHER of those things is "important". ("Important" implies some kind of moral law.)

    18. Re:Scary Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just drop the logic and go back to the jungle, we won't miss you.

    19. Re:Scary Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As two neutron stars orbit each other they radiate gravity waves (probably) and lose energy, slowly, but inevitably falling into one another.

    20. Re:Scary Stuff by Alioth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      However, I don't go worrying about being hit by a car continuously, because I can mitigate the risk of being hit by a car, and if I do get hit by a car, the entire human race doesn't perish.

      A random gamma ray burst on the other hand I can do nothing about. [0] Since a big part of our point is the continuation of our race as a whole (we are genetically predisposed to want to do this), we will also be hard wired to fear events that can totally end the entire genetic line of our species. Also, I expect a death by gamma ray burst would be drawn out and deeply unpleasant. Dying of radiation poisoning whilst watching everyone around you do the same thing will be a pretty nasty event.

      [0] No, I don't actually sit around worrying about gamma ray bursts, in fact I give it very little thought. I give much more thought to ways of avoiding being run down by cars.

    21. Re:Scary Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I tend to say: I'm not really afraid of nuclear war as long as my ciry is a target.

    22. Re:Scary Stuff by mbrother · · Score: 2, Informative

      Gamma ray bursts are likely a heterogeneous class. Some, surely, appear to be beamed radiation associated with supernovas. Some portion of them may well constitute isotropic sources, and would only be dangerous within some distance within our own galaxy. As an active area of research, and with SWIFT now flying, we should be getting better answers about the population demographics in the next couple of years.

      --
      Professor of Astronomy, Author of Spider Star & Star Dragon (Tor)
    23. Re:Scary Stuff by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Funny

      Genes create more genes because otherwise we wouldn't call them genes.

      I've often wondered what their motivation was. Simple as that, eh?

      Cool, thanks.

      --
      "I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
    24. Re:Scary Stuff by Nick+Barnes · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Wikipedia article that you link to discusses the possibility of the PT mass extinction being caused by a supernova within ten light years of earth. The present article, on the other hand, is about gamma-ray bursts. Not the same thing. A gamma ray burst produces something like 1e47 Joules of gamma rays (actually 1e46 Joules per steradian; we don't yet know whether bursts are focussed or otherwise directional); a supernova only produces something like 1e41 Joules per steradian of gammas (a lot more than that of neutrinos, but who cares about neutrinos).

    25. Re:Scary Stuff by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "As two neutron stars orbit each other"

      They have to get that close to each other first. What's the distance to Alpha Centauri again?

    26. Re:Scary Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Humans are just the tool that our genes use to make more genes.

      From that perspective, my personal death is NOT as important as the continuation of my children."

      This may all be true, and yes Im studying science, and yes Im an atheist, but at the end of the day I dont really give a fuck about my genes. I do, however, care about myself and my life. Evolution explains why I am here, but it does not create a meaning for my life. I can see no reason to care about propagating my genes. IHMO, the argument thats says Im going to die, who cares about anyone else, is perfectly valid.

    27. Re:Scary Stuff by krishn_dev · · Score: 0
      Granted, this could completely destroy the human race



      No, it wont. There is enough proof that half of the earth will not be exposed to this burst.

    28. Re:Scary Stuff by the_sidewinder · · Score: 1

      Meh, I am pretty safe, the University I am in is made up of nothing but reinforced concrete, I live 8 levels below the top, I'm good

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    29. Re:Scary Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this is actually anyones world view then why are they not raping and murdering (perhaps they are??).

      To propagate your genes and have the most effect on the development of the whole gene-pool surely you need to inseminate as many females as possible and prevent others the same.

      This should lead to polygyny generally at the very least (not just sleeping around which doesn't preserve the female as the host of ones genes).

      It's probably not necessary to rape, just ensure you sleep around alot with women who are unprotected against conception. Also, the murder part would probably be most successful if it was subtle - start a terrorist movement!!

      Actually your best bet is probably to start a polygynist religious movement in which the leader (yourself) gets to sleep with everyone elses wives too. You need to instill a sense of self sacrifice into your hive and give your blood line a superior status ... I'm sure you can figure the rest out.

      Oh and sorry that this is male-centric but women simply don't have the opportunities for this due to the enforced gestation period ... I guess you could go for ovary harvesting and implantation, but IIRC women have a limited number of eggs.

    30. Re:Scary Stuff by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      Well said..

      In this day and age, we are soo worried abotu what COULD happen, and try and prevent "bad things" from happening that we forget what is important, those around us. Me and my wife dont have children yet as we have decided to live a couple of years together, enjoying life as it gives us. But at the same time, we long to have our own kids, and cherishing them.

      Hope you have fun with the kids! I dont knwo what the weather is liek in your area, but here in London Town, the weather is nice... time to have some fun in the park!

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    31. Re:Scary Stuff by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      ..and it is totally pointless to be scared of something you can't possibly affect.

      eat, drink and be merry.

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      world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
    32. Re:Scary Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OTOH, it is 10 seconds of total sterilization for side of the Earth that faces the star (gamma illuminated), but much less damage on the "dark" side, I presume, especialy in the circle shadowed by Earth's iron core. Not a total wipeout after all, just trimming it very short.

    33. Re:Scary Stuff by danila · · Score: 1

      If you do not concern yourself with such superficial things as probabilities, may be you should also start worrying about half of the atoms in your body jumping 1 meter to the right, as they are prone to do from time to time thanks to the quantum indeterminancy.

      --
      Future Wiki -- If you don't think about the future, you cannot have one.
    34. Re:Scary Stuff by first.last · · Score: 2, Funny

      I for one welcome our new Incredible Hulk overlords.

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      Wishing I was a millionaire since 1969.
    35. Re:Scary Stuff by shiba_mac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Surely this wouldn't actually kill us all?

      If the burst are "extremely short", only ~half the surface of the planet would be affected. Sure this kills all the plankton, and does a shedload of damage to the biosphere, but would it actually wipe out humanity? Even humans on the wrong side of the planet are a lot hardier than plankton. And we have other ways of making food,that aren't dependant on crops and animals. Sure, we don't use them a whole lot atm, but if we had to, we probably could.

      Mightn't be able to supply everyone, but enough people surely to ensure continuance of the race.

    36. Re:Scary Stuff by Jugalator · · Score: 0

      If this is actually anyones world view then why are they not raping and murdering (perhaps they are??).

      First, humans are infamous to murder (i.e. "kill intentionally and with predermination") their own species on a large scale, and the term usually used is "war", and it's all actions actively supported by many via e.g. elections. Raping also happens here, and is well documented. If it's not about war, death penalties are also popular means to end lives.

      If you're speaking of murdering people you personally know or care about, without any morale or ethics, I'm pretty sure there's a part in your brain that makes it natural to not randomly kill people you either care for or don't care about, since otherwise our species would've had far less survival value, killing it even before we got to the stage of introducing religions.

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    37. Re:Scary Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's not get the theory before the observation. Whether or not GRB's emit isotropically or not, we have observed strong enough events that would have been trouble if within 6000ly of us. It doesn't really matter how or if the radiation was beamed since we've already seen it, and I think people are much more certain about the power level observed at earth from a GRB (which only requires a detector) than the total power level of the event (which requires an observation and a working theory).

    38. Re:Scary Stuff by infolib · · Score: 1
      I, for one, don't want to see the human race become extinct, regardless of if it's in my lifetime or not

      DarkHelmet, meet 2nd law of thermodynamics. We're guaranteed to go.

      --
      Any sufficiently advanced libertarian utopia is indistinguishable from government.
    39. Re:Scary Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not as scary as the mega mega tsunami which is supposed to hit in 2006. It is feared to wipe out about 60 percent of humanity (thats over 3.5 billion). There are details in an article somewhere on the net.

      The Himalayas will be badly affected (by earthquakes). A lot of India will be affected. Mumbai will be submerged. Pak will be hit bad.

      I wonder about all the industries that would be badly hit. Will M$ survive ? Linux surely will, if its distributed. A lot of opensource should.

    40. Re:Scary Stuff by essreenim · · Score: 1
      On the other hand, I now have a new genocide category to add to my upcomming electronic title - Space Genocide.

      "Catastrophic Gamma radiation b urst - I chose you"

    41. Re:Scary Stuff by sdo1 · · Score: 1
      I'd say, that the chance of this happening to us, therefore is increased by a factor of 8 million.

      No. The chance of this happening to us has not changed in the slightest.

      The only thing that's changed is that we tweaked our bogus calculations which estimate the chances of this happening to us. The odds are exactly what they were before.

      -S

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      --- What parts of "shall make no law", "shall not be infringed", and "shall not be violated" don't you understand?
    42. Re:Scary Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "IANAAP (i am not an astro physicist,)[...]"

      EAOSIONB (Either abreviate, or spell it out, not both.)

    43. Re:Scary Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People with your kind of worldview just plain scare me. You would gladly betray or kill the whole of your own species, it makes no difference to you.

    44. Re:Scary Stuff by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      Have you seen a decent link to the burst/extinction relationship? Being the Guardian, they left out any messy details like "evidence." The article says the effects on Earth would look rather like an ice age; I'm wondering how they could ultimately tell the difference or if they're just making it up. ;)

      Sorry this is a bit off-thread, but you seemed like the only hope for someone who actually knew what they were tailing about.

    45. Re:Scary Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it isn't valid. It just proves that you are selfish, nothing else about it. You like living, so why do you not give someone else the chance to live? If everyone thought like you, there would be noone left. If your parents thought like you, you wouldn't be here now.

    46. Re:Scary Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since we all die, if noone is left to carry on the torch, there will be no one around to make things better in the future. Which is why child-bearing or child-care is also important.

    47. Re:Scary Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      We will think about that when the time comes. Our knowledge of the universe is so incomplete that we cannot be assured there is no way around even that. In the meantime, we will have to worry about the things which can kill you today, instead of in a trillion years or whatever.

    48. Re:Scary Stuff by n0dnarb · · Score: 1

      I, for one, don't want to see the human race become extinct I think the whole point being made is that you wouldn't see it, maybe only for a couple seconds in which case you don't have a chance of realizing that the gamma radiation burst finally has come.

    49. Re:Scary Stuff by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      However, I don't go worrying about being hit by a car continuously, because I can mitigate the risk of being hit by a car, and if I do get hit by a car, the entire human race doesn't perish.

      People care A LOT about whether they have any control over their life and death. I learned a bit about this while playing RPGs.

      I used to play role playing games quite a lot. The group I played with liked a variety of genres including D&D, Traveller, the James Bond rpg and Twilight 2000. Twilight 2000, for those of you who don't know (probably most of you) was an RPG set in a post apocolapse world where you're all soldiers in Europe who've been told "you're on your own. Good luck."

      As a game master I found Twighlight 2000 kind of frustrating. Everyone had very deadly weapons like machine guns, grenades, mortars and tanks, but, as a GM, I found I couldn't really use them to their full effect.

      You see, if you're playing D&D and a player is fighting sword to sword with the bad guy, if the bad guy gets in a killing blow the player will take it pretty well. But if you roll the dice and say "you three just got hit by seamingly random mortar fire and you're dead," the players are going to lynch you.

      It doesn't matter that real war is like this. People die all the time when hit by random fire that they have no contol over. It doesn't matter that regular life is like this. Many people who catch deadly diseases have no idea where the got them. But people hate it. We want to have control, even over our deaths, even though we know, logically that we have very little real control. It's an iteresting human trait.

      TW

    50. Re:Scary Stuff by saider · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's why we age - and why we fall apart much more rapidly after child-rearing age is past.

      The reason we age is because there is no selection mechanism for longevity. Diseases that affect us after we pass on our genes do not affect our ability to pass on our genes. Once people have their children, their genes are passed on and they are deemed "successful". People who die shortly after the birth of their children are on the same footing as those who live to 100, from a natural selection point of view.

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      Remember, You are unique...just like everyone else.
    51. Re:Scary Stuff by KDan · · Score: 1

      It really depends how strong the gamma radiation is. Gamma radiation drops off exponentially through thick matter like the earth, but if there's enough to begin with, there will still be enough to ensure 10 second lethality on the other side...

      Of course we're talking about stupid amounts of radiation here - but then again, anything to do with black holes and neutron stars and the like tends to involve absolutely mind-bogglingly stupid amounts of radiation. There's definitely a distance within which there are other stars (and perhaps bunches of dark, invisible neutron stars) if such an event occurred, it could roast both sides of the earth.

      Daniel

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      Carpe Diem
    52. Re:Scary Stuff by CreatureComfort · · Score: 2, Funny


      Actually I spend a lot of time worring about the atoms of my underwear doing that...

      OK, I'll be honest. I spend a lot of time hoping the atoms of the underwear the hostess of the party will do that... but then I don't tend to get invited to those kinds of parties.


      DNA, you are missed.

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      "Unheard of means only it's undreamed of yet,
      Impossible means not yet done." ~~ Julia Ecklar
    53. Re:Scary Stuff by ergo98 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Some believe their purpose is to make kids, for some it's to make money, some think they need to protect the institution of marriage, but for the superior minority of intelligent people, who are the only ones really worthy of living, the purpose is self-improvement, learning about the world and bettering it in creative ways.

      Are you for real? Do you really roll out of bed in the morning (after you mother keeps banging on your door because the Taco Bell keeps calling) and assure yourself that you're in a "superior minority of intelligent people"?

      What an idiot.

      I'll make a more accurate guess - you're a sad, lonely person who has no hope in hell of procreating unless you start hitting the bingo parlos and bag yourself a BBW. Instead you'll march through this life in futility, die, and no one will notice.

    54. Re:Scary Stuff by radtea · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Humans are just the tool that our genes use to make more genes.

      If so, they've chosen a fantastically inefficient way to do it, haven't they? You could have a dozen kids, and still lose 0.024% of your genes forever. If you have two kids, a full 1/4 of your genes would never be transmitted to posterity.

      Sexual reproduction is a good trade-off for an organism, but a terrible deal for the organism's genes.

      --Tom

      --
      Blasphemy is a human right. Blasphemophobia kills.
    55. Re:Scary Stuff by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 1

      I've never understood the human reasoning of fear, especially as it applies to something like this. IANAAP (i am not an astro physicist,) but I bet there is a far better chance of being killed in a car or struck by lightning than being wiped out by a gamma radiation burst.

      I think it's rather simple. We feel we have some control over our cars, this is why many people feel secure in a car but won't ever take the plane because they are scared, probably because they cannot control it, eventhough statisticaly, it is far more secure to fly than to drive.

      I guess the same applies to gamma radiation bursts -- it is an event on which we have no control at all. We are scared because we will never know it is about to happen, and there is nothing we can do about it.

      That lack of control on events of such a cataclysmic nature is a good reason to feel insecure.

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      You are more than the sum of what you consume. Desire is not an occupation.
    56. Re:Scary Stuff by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, I don't actually sit around worrying about gamma ray bursts,

      Neither do I. I *know* my tinfoil hat will protect me.

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      You are more than the sum of what you consume. Desire is not an occupation.
    57. Re:Scary Stuff by 1800maxim · · Score: 1

      People can believe in whatever crap they can imagine. Some believe their purpose is to make kids, for some it's to make money, some think they need to protect the institution of marriage, but for the superior minority of intelligent people, who are the only ones really worthy of living, the purpose is self-improvement, learning about the world and bettering it in creative ways. Umm... Flamebait? So, intelligent superiority is to learn of the world and better it in creative ways... as opposed to bettering it in practical ways?

      I couldn't help but notice the arrogance in your tone. For example, you listed some pursuits that common people have, such as money, institution of marriage, etc..., and then you proceeded to go on with "the purpose is self-improvement, learning about the world and bettering it in creative ways". Making money is akin to self-improvement when it comes to better socio-economic standing. And protecting the institution of marriage is for some (which is their right to choose, inasmuch as it is others' right to choose not to) to better the world.

      So I guess that if I apply your criteria to your own post and using your own words, you still believe in the crap that you chose to believe. I wonder... what would the REAL intelligent superiority have to say about all this....

    58. Re:Scary Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not worried. I have a ship that can make it to Kessel from here in less than 12 parsecs.

    59. Re:Scary Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You're obviously not a Mormon..

    60. Re:Scary Stuff by theufo · · Score: 1

      Apparently even genes are magically aware* of the benefits of diversity.

      *deliberate oversimplification

    61. Re:Scary Stuff by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Dying of radiation poisoning whilst watching everyone around you do the same thing will be a pretty nasty event.

      On the bright side, if Earth is far enough away from the GRB that you live long enough to "watch everyone around you die", odds are that the human race will have survived.

      Either that, or you just nailed the 1:6,000,000,000 odds of getting the lowest dose on the planet by at least one (and probably two) orders of magnitude. You're quite literally the luckiest human alive.

      If I were that lucky, I'd go buy a lotte... well, I'd leave a buck on the table after grabbing a lottery ticket from an abandoned 7-11, rip out some car batteries from the parking lot, and break into the place where they keep the snazzy drawing machines with the balls, where I'd hook up the batteries, win the lottery, write myself a check for a few million bucks, and spend my remaining hours weaving tufts of my hair into a necklace for my teeth while waiting for the bank to open :)

      But seriously - if a GRB dumps enough radiation through Earth to kill all 6,000,000,000 of us, you'll only have enough time to say "Whoa, what's that bright ligh"*fwoosh* on the day side, and "WTF, why's everything glowing blue? Looks almost like Cerenkov radiation coming from my kitchen sink and Fred's eyeballs. Aaw, crap." on the night side.

    62. Re:Scary Stuff by theufo · · Score: 1

      There are details in an article somewhere on the net.

      Gosh, that certainly sounds like a source reliable enough for these kinds of predictions.

    63. Re:Scary Stuff by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Well, there's always a chance we could all become Incredible Hulks. It wouldn't do much for world peace, but it would be fun to toss a tank now and then.

      Hulk smash!

      Of course, the Hulk always lost his shirt, and the She-Hulk always lost her pants. What are the odds that would happen six billion times. I shudder to think about it. Or maybe I'm happy. No, it's scary.

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    64. Re:Scary Stuff by iwadasn · · Score: 2, Informative


      It wouldn't be radiation poisoning. Gamma rays cannot penetrate our atmosphere. It would just remove about half the ozone layer (by converting Nitrogen gas into various nitrous oxides), which in turn would kill off a lot of plankton.

      The effect on terrestrial life would probably be substantially less. Terrestrial plants are more resistant to UV, and terrestrial animals tend to have fur/clothes, so they are more resistant as well.

      I'm not saying it isn't a bad thing, but we've pretty much achieved the same effect with all the hairspray needed to keep those 60s hairstyles in place.

    65. Re:Scary Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So we "know" at the level of instinct that our genes are more important than ourselves? I think that *this* is what is bogus. We *know* that actually means we *feel* it. We feel it because our genes have an interest in it. We are nothing but disposable machines - soma - that are made for the convenience of the immortal germ line, and programmed to *feel* whatever is convenient to it, at the "instinctual level".

      I think it is quite more Human to say "fuck the game" and "I am in it for myself". The genes fucked up when they gave us a conscience. Now we (if we are smart enough) are in it for ourselves. Frankly I care about the next generations, because of an abstract sense of empathy towards my fellow men (even the yet unborn) and because of a sort of artistic feeling that makes me take pleasure in the evolution of human society, with its multigeneration creations in science, art, etc.

      But frankly, for the genes game I have a sort of contempt. The soma is fucking tired of being a slave. I don't care for the immortality of my germ line, I'd trade it happily for my own. To hell with "instinct". I "know" this at the *rational* level.

      A.

    66. Re:Scary Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude....you're talking to a bunch of teens. I don't think any mature discussion really goes over well here.

      Just say "M$ SUX! BREEDERS BLOW! GOOOOOO L1NuX!" and you'll do well.

    67. Re:Scary Stuff by iwadasn · · Score: 1

      Neutron stars collide all the time. Whenever one object orbits another, it gives off gravitational waves, and they spiral towards each other. In the case of the Earth and the sun, it will be many trillions of years before our orbit is moved significantly.

      Binary pairs of large stars (which are quite common) often turn into binary pairs of neutron stars, as the longer living star often has sufficient mass to survive the explosion of the earlier dying one.

      Once you have a pair of neutron stars, their gravity is hugely more powerful, so they radiate energy away at a much faster rate. It has something to do (sorry, I'm a little rusty here) with the total field strength of the gravitational well, which is much higher at the surface of a neutron star than the surface of a normal star, due to the decreased radius.

      Basically, once you have a binary pair of neutron stars, especially if they started close together (the parent stars might have been almost touching), it's only a matter of time, and not that much time, before they spiral in and collide. The collision would (presumably) create a black hole, and an intense gamma ray burst.

    68. Re:Scary Stuff by tyrione · · Score: 1
      You wrote:

      ``I, for one, don't want to see the human race become extinct, regardless of if it's in my lifetime or not.''
      You wouldn't be aware of the human race becoming extinct. We'd all be dead. A ten second pulse plunging through our atmosphere would extinguish us. That's like worrying about the results of being at the center of a nuclear blast--futile waste of energy resulting in nothing but fear latent stress. Have a beer, enjoy life while we exist.
    69. Re:Scary Stuff by Tlosk · · Score: 2, Informative

      The reason we age is because there is no selection mechanism for longevity.

      Not true, several people have suggested selection mechanisms for longevity. And it seems reasonable that they exist, even if the proposed ones are not those responsible. Why? Because we are capable of living decades after our fertility has ended. A small number of people with a trait and it can be argued that it nonselected, but when it is true of almost everyone in the population that argument becomes untenable. Unless by longevity you meant living forever.

      For example:

      Grandmother hypothesis
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandmother_hypothesi s

    70. Re:Scary Stuff by Jamu · · Score: 1

      I worded badly. We call them genes because, among other things (such as determining the characteristics of an organism), they create copies of themselves. They, of course, have no motivation to do this, but any gene that has done so for a few generations is likely to do so again (ignoring other factors).

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    71. Re:Scary Stuff by mmeister · · Score: 1

      What exactly is the point of worrying about cosmic event that you have absolutely no control over?

      How about focusing on the here and now -- enjoying the life you have. Worry about the end of the entire world from a Gamma Radiation Burst a few seconds before it occurs.

      Your life will be a much happier one.

    72. Re:Scary Stuff by The_Mr_Flibble · · Score: 1

      I learned a long time ago that you can get very depressed worrying about all the what ifs and the million to one shots. So I started living by this philosophy. Shit Happens, get over it. I also stopped buying lottery tickets.

    73. Re:Scary Stuff by coopex · · Score: 1

      Dude, you just like, totally blew my mind. On one hand, you have an abbreviation. On the other, you spell it out. Now, here's the totally zen part: the abbreviation is saying don't abbreviate and spell it out. Yet you clearly do. Wow. My hat goes off to you, this is by far the best koan ever.

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    74. Re:Scary Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's it, I'm moving to Australia... 8000 miles of rock should be enough shielding from gamma rays... Wait a minute, it might hit THERE first. Aggh!

    75. Re:Scary Stuff by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 1

      I wondered how a gamma ray burst, which could affect only half the earth's surface (plus a little bit - 1/144, for the 10 minutes of rotation) could lead to a global mass extinction.

      To summarize: Gamma ray burst -> destruction of half the earth's ozone layer -> more UV radiation from the sun -> death of plankton to depth of 3' -> disruption of everything above plankton in the food chain. I.e. everything...

    76. Re:Scary Stuff by LoyalOpposition · · Score: 2, Funny
      Don't anthropomorphize genes. They don't like it when you do that.

      -Loyal

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    77. Re:Scary Stuff by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      As a game master I found Twighlight 2000 kind of frustrating. Everyone had very deadly weapons like machine guns, grenades, mortars and tanks, but, as a GM, I found I couldn't really use them to their full effect. ... if you roll the dice and say "you three just got hit by seamingly random mortar fire and you're dead," the players are going to lynch you.

      Yeah, T2K was a piss-poor game precisely because it was too realistic. Not only was sudden random death a constant possibility, but a sort of "entropy" was in effect all the time. Your character was at his best right when you first made him, and from there on it was a downward slide where you accumulate wounds, use up ammo, and your equipment breaks down, until finally you're barefoot, unarmed, and dead. Nobody "goes up a level" in T2K. It's a great RPG for one-shot quick adventures, but the characters take too long to make for that to be worthwhile. "Let's make a truly realistic post WW3 RPG" sounds like a great idea, but it's just no fun....

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    78. Re:Scary Stuff by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Funny
      Something like this, you have absolutely no legacy whatsoever. No kids to carry things on, nobody left to remember you, none of your accomplishments mattering.

      That is probably true of 90% of the people reading that post.
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    79. Re:Scary Stuff by kmhebert · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind the volume of a sphere is 4/3 pi r^3, so the volume of space that this would take up is increased by a factor of 8,000,000. I'd say, that the chance of this happening to us, therefore is increased by a factor of 8 million. I don't buy any of this. If the radiation extends in an equal amount in every direction, we would receive an amount proportional to an Earth-sized point on the edge of a sphere with a radius of 6,000 light-years. Therefore we'd receive 1/(4/3)(pi) * ((6000)(c)(1 year))^3 of the radiation. That's a VERY small fraction. I think we'll be OK. Trust me!

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    80. Re:Scary Stuff by jthayden · · Score: 1

      "Few will have the greatness to bend history itself; but each of us can work to change a small portion of events, and in the total ;of all those acts will be written the history of this generation." ~ Robert F. Kennedy (1925-1968)

    81. Re:Scary Stuff by astroboscope · · Score: 1
      They have to get that close to each other first. What's the distance to Alpha Centauri again?

      About 4 light years. But most stars aren't quite as isolated as the Sun.

      1. Approximately 70% of stars are in binary systems, i.e. orbiting each other. This is possible because stars form in bunches from rather large clouds of gas and dust (molecular clouds). These bunches gradually disperse as they orbit around the galaxy, and our Sun has been around the block a few times.
      2. Along with gravitational waves mass transfer back and forth between the two stars in a close binary affects their orbit. (Neutron stars start out as large gaseous stars.)
      3. Our sun is in the galactic suburbs. Near the galactic center or in globular clusters stars tend to be much closer together.

      So our Sun, and most stars, aren't likely to collide with another star, but some stars are. We can even tell from the appearance and disappearance of their spots that some close binaries are touching.

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    82. Re:Scary Stuff by Reliant-1864 · · Score: 1

      In a way, you're right, it's about bogus calculations, but that's pretty much exactly what the "odds" are talking about. the odds have changed, because the odds are only what we perceive them to be, like a sports bookie. No-one knows what the "real odds" are, only what we can calculate them to be. If a burst happened 5000 light years away, 4000 years ago, and the polar is pointing right at us, the odds of us getting hit 1000 years from now would be 100%. It's like an asteroid hitting us. Sure, we have calcualted odds, but if we were to get hit by an asteroid, the events setting in motion the path of the asteroid would go back billions of years, and had anyone known about that asteroid and had the capacity to make the calculations, someone could have said "This asteroid will impact Earth in 3.8 billion years". The real odds determined by nature are already determined. Either we will or we won't get hit. Nature knows, but isn't going to tell us. If we had absolute knowledge of every molecule, every atom, every neutron, everything, we could calculate the odds to 0% or 100%

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    83. Re:Scary Stuff by Tripster · · Score: 1

      I mentioned something like this to an ex boss of mine ... for some reason he killed himself a while later. I've always had a nagging feeling that I shouldn't have mentioned it to him because it does tend to give you a "who gives a rats ass" attitude towards many things.

    84. Re:Scary Stuff by notherenow · · Score: 1

      What is so scarry about this? Death is the last thing that happens every time. What's scarry is that people worry about it.

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    85. Re:Scary Stuff by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > there will be no one around to make things better in the future.

      Hate to break it to you, but at some point in the future there will be exactly zero living humans. That's life. Or time, I guess.

      Disregarding that, yes having children is currently a requirement for continuing the species. But quality of childcare is NOT important WRT procreation. It helps to make their lives seem more worthwhile to other humans, but in the long run, you don't affect anything except other humans -- we all break even. We're born, we die.

    86. Re:Scary Stuff by hesiod · · Score: 1

      You think his post resembled "mature discussion" in any way whatsoever? Hell, I don't think there was a single full sentence in there that could be considered non-troll:

      > your mother keeps banging
      > Taco Bell keeps calling
      > What an idiot.
      > you're a sad, lonely person
      > no hope in hell of procreating
      > start hitting the bingo parlos and bag yourself a BBW
      > you'll march through this life in futility, die, and no one will notice.


      OTOH, I bet I could make a song from that...

    87. Re:Scary Stuff by tbischel · · Score: 1

      "Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever"
      --Napoleon Bonaparte

    88. Re:Scary Stuff by terjeber · · Score: 1

      I bet there is a far better chance of being killed in a car or struck by lightning than being wiped out by a gamma radiation burst

      One would have to do some calculations, but I would not be surprised if chances of an individual being killed by a gamma ray burst is significantly higher than an individual being killed by a car. The reason is quite simple. When a gamma burst like this occurs in our neighborhood, and it will happen, we just don't know when, everybody on earth will die. If it happened tomorrow, that would be about 6 billion people. The number of people dying from one incident significantly increases the odds of one person dying caused by this.

    89. Re:Scary Stuff by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > protecting the institution of marriage is for some [...] to better the world

      Where the heck were these people when divorce was legalized? After that point, "protecting" it is either a waste of breath or political (or possibly religious) bullshit.

    90. Re:Scary Stuff by geekoid · · Score: 1

      because we are use to those risks.

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    91. Re:Scary Stuff by operagost · · Score: 1
      Most people are more than reproductive machines. For a fly, it reproduces rapidly and dies in a few days. But people have a soul. If we didn't, what point would there be in being a philosopher, theologian, or a scientist? Some people never procreate-- their work is their legacy. Is this a waste?

      It's true, the reason we fall apart in old age is often because we no longer have a purpose-- but that purpose is not merely procreation! People retire without a plan for what to do with the rest of their life-- then they die within a few years after fishing gets old. You have to have a goal or purpose, to have a reason to get up every morning. Besides, if you're a man you can keep having kids for quite some time, if you find a young wife!

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    92. Re:Scary Stuff by rob_squared · · Score: 1

      Is it more likely that millions if not billions of species would be killed by a car...ALL AT ONCE? The fear is of massive death, not one person's untimely demise.

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    93. Re:Scary Stuff by rob_squared · · Score: 1

      Not all of humanity, right? Only the half facing the burst.

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    94. Re:Scary Stuff by lgw · · Score: 1

      Once you have a pair of neutron stars, their gravity is hugely more powerful,

      Neutron stars have less mass than the pre-collapse stars they come from, and so have less gravity. A dense object doesn't magically have more gravity, it's just that you can get closer without being inside.

      Neutron stars only begin to significantly radiate gravity waves (if you believe the theory - we haven't actually detected any such thing) once they're close enough that they would have collided were they ordinary stars.

      If gravity waves are real, and if some GRBs are caused by colliding neutron stars, this is a process that takes a long times, even by astronomical standards.

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    95. Re:Scary Stuff by gnuman99 · · Score: 1
      A gamma-ray burst will not destroy all human life. Especially one that is this short. Gamma rays don't exactly go easily though 14000km of rock, do they?

      There is always someone at the other end of the earth. Human race would survive.

      The point about "Great Extinctions" is that a sizeable portion of species suddenly disappears. *We* (Man) are causing this right now to most multicellular species on the planet!! No need for a gamma-burst.

    96. Re:Scary Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice strawman douche bag. Many of the same people who oppose current threats to marriage were VICIOUSLY opposed to divorce for the same reasoning. Your weak reasoning that one fissure equals defeat is moronic.

    97. Re:Scary Stuff by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

      we are hard wired to fear? May I offer a counter example? I am not afraid of death, mine or the species. I expect and accept that both are inevitable and are good things in the end. My reason I believe in God and believe that death is only a transition and very little of importance is really lost. Since I am a counter example, your claim for genetic requirement is disproved. Your genetics don not require you to do or believe ANYTHING. They may disposition you but they do not require it. Just thought I would point that out, because so many people go around claiming they are not responsible for what they do because they are "born that way". You can be born many ways, but you are still responsible for what you choose to do. I choose not to fear this. So may answer is to "Scary stuff" is not really.

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    98. Re:Scary Stuff by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but I tend to live in a society. It is clearly an advantage if I live up to great age supporting my kids and family and ensure their survival. You just have selection on a higher level scale.

      Posting on slashdot at this time, it's clear that I don't have either, so this is all pretty theoretical stuff anyway.

    99. Re:Scary Stuff by loose_cannon_gamer · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome our new subatomic particle overlords.

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    100. Re:Scary Stuff by Chrispy1000000+the+2 · · Score: 1

      Well, you should see some of those cars they are pumping out nowadays... And once you get a soccer mom with a cell phone in it, well, humanity better watch out!

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    101. Re:Scary Stuff by hesiod · · Score: 1

      As soon as marriage became a legal contract and not just a religious ceremony, the religions lost control of its terms, and the ability to "protect" it. That's the point.

      > Your weak reasoning that one fissure equals defeat is moronic

      Your reasoning that they can have it both ways is pitiful. That "one fissure" was not divorce, but the second someone tried to gain personal monetary benefit (eg, joint tax filings).

    102. Re:Scary Stuff by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Humans are just the tool that our genes use to make more genes.

      From that perspective, my personal death is NOT as important as the continuation of my children.


      Pfft, I tend to look at that from MY perspective, not of that of my genes. Not that I actually HAVE any other perspective, and genes certainly don't HAVE perspectives, let alone tools.


      Most parents know this at the instinctual level.


      That's an oxymoron if I ever saw one. That we love our children - and stuff with lots of fat put into it is clearly due to evolution. People tend to use it for their own purposes though, and lots of other things have nothing to do with evolution. We are not just a bunch of genes *anymore*.


      The argument that says I'm going to die - what to I care about the rest of humanity - is clearly bogus for most humans. All life on earth strives harder to pass on genetic information than to survive as an individual. That's why we age - and why we fall apart much more rapidly after child-rearing age is past.


      What a nice biological view of live expressed here. One of the things that sets us apart from the other living things down here is that we tend to break the laws set for us. I wouldn't mind dying like that - mostly because I would not have time minding dying like that.

      This all said, if I could safe someone nice, preferably myself, then I would. If I thought the person to safe was a total looser, well, evolution be fucked, good bye gene pool.

    103. Re:Scary Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, which is why children are important. Everything you pour into them, they will pour into their children, and so on and so on. Having children is the average persons best chance at imortality.

    104. Re:Scary Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Granted, this could completely destroy the human race, but either way I'm dead, so my stake in it is over."

      If you die the old way, you get a fair chance at a decent rebirth. Heck - you might even make it to High School :-)
      If the human race is erased you might find rebirth
      as a lizard an option :-)
      You just started a whole new race :-)
      Do you now get a better understanding as to why
      pinko 68ers march against atomic veapons? - By instinct of survival seemingly :-)

      Greetings
      Jim Oksvold

    105. Re:Scary Stuff by jallred · · Score: 1

      I don't know, my fourth great grandfather (my father's father's father's father's father's father) was named James and I named my son after him. I know quite a bit about James and his ancestors. And I assure you that there is no one around who was alive when they were alive ;-)

    106. Re:Scary Stuff by Wavicle · · Score: 1

      You could have a dozen kids, and still lose 0.024% of your genes forever. If you have two kids, a full 1/4 of your genes would never be transmitted to posterity.

      You could have two kids and not lose a single one of your genes, however statistically remote that possibility is. It's also possible that your grandchildren could end up not carrying a single one of your genes, however very remote that possibility is. Sexual reproduction assures the greatest probability of as many of your genes as possible continuing on in perpetuity. It's the best deal your genes could hope for short of asexual reproduction which works great until a microbe comes along which overwhelms you - and every one of your identical progeny.

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    107. Re:Scary Stuff by nickname225 · · Score: 1

      This is an odd misunderstanding of something that is true. Yes - people are just a way for genes to replicate themselves. But that does not mean that you should care about that mission. It's not even a mission - genes don't want to be replicated - they just happen to replicate and there are more of the ones that replicate successfully. But as a human you are capable of wanting things different from the goal of replicating your genes as much as possible. And just because your interests may be different from what results in replicating your genes does nothing to invalidate your desires. People are smarter than genes and our desires should be our guide - not some imagined allegiance to the non-goal of our genes. Unless of course you want to - that's valid too.

    108. Re:Scary Stuff by dahlek · · Score: 1
      I'd worry more about comets and asteroids at this point and put this one in the category of "When we have to start worrying about it, we'll probably be advanced enough to do something about it," kinda like the sun going nova.

      That's a might dangerous, no? If either event happened tomorrow (impact or burst), it would be a bad thing, no? We now know about these dangers - we have a window.

      Now is the time between first learning about this kind of "oh shit there goes humanity-danger will robinson!" stuff (and having the start of the technology to do something about it) and the next extinction event. We need to get off of our duffs and do what we can, right now. We can start with expanding, just in case: first, near earth asteroids, and then, Mars and the moon at the same time.

      If we become so advanced down the line that we can safely move our eggs all back on one basket, so be it, but for now, we need to use 'living elsewhere' as a fall-back plan.

      How can we do a cost/benefit analysis, when everything is at stake? Personally, I think we need to drastically increase funding for these kinds of things...

    109. Re:Scary Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A random gamma ray burst on the other hand I can do nothing about"

      Do you mean my tinfoil hat is not up to the thread?

    110. Re:Scary Stuff by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "We can start with expanding, just in case: first, near earth asteroids, and then, Mars and the moon at the same time."

      Uh... no. Moving around within the same star system won't do anything to protect you from avents like this. The idea is that huge swaths of the galaxy get bathed in dangerous amounts of gamma rays. Whith distances like that, virtually every point in the solar system will be exposed to exactly the same amount of gamma radiaton. Going to Alpha Centauri (something currently well beyond our techology) won't even do much: a dozen or so light-years is just a drop in the bucket compared to a galaxy 100,000 light-years in diameter. The only viable solution would be the ability to move to the other side of the galaxy, if not go to a different galaxy entirely.

      "we need to use 'living elsewhere' as a fall-back plan."

      We're talking about events that could theoretically wipe out life hundreds or even thousands of light-years away from the event, while we've barely sent anything much beyond a light-hour away, and actual human transportation hasn't even approached a light-second. At those kinds of scales, there is no "living elsewhere" option. We'd not only need superluminal vehicles, but superluminal speeds rarely dreamed of in science fiction.

      Yes, there are other reasons to spread within the solar system, but these bursts aren't one of them. Moving from Earth to Mars will protect you about as much as moving 1 meter in any direction will make you appreciably safer from a 20 megaton hydrogen bomb.

    111. Re:Scary Stuff by Nick+Barnes · · Score: 1

      Replying to self: I was a few years out of date, and have now RTF preprint and have a better understanding. Current theory is that GRBs might be very powerful supernovae with some poorly-understood mechanism for turning a few FOEs of the energy (gravitational potential energy liberated by the collapse of the star) into a tightly-focussed short-lived beam of gamma rays (e.g. along the spin axis of the collapsing star) instead of into neutrinos. It's still the case that the gamma ray intensity of such a beam is very very much higher than that of the other gamma rays emitted by the supernova. So a GRB hitting us from anywhere within a few thousand parsecs would really spoil our day (destroy a lot of ozone, generate a burst of sea-level UVB, in addition to the longer-term UV increase due to ozone depletion, and make a real boatload of NO2, which is a brown gas and will therefore reduce surface insolation by a significant amount for several years). Current numbers say that we can expect one of those every few hundred million years or so, and the Ordovician event has some properties which, at least roughly, fit a GRB.

    112. Re:Scary Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And so we get an insight into some of the methods God may one day have to use to end life on Earth.

      You can bet your life he knows how to do it.


      No, this is not going to be followed by some sort of preaching.

      There is nothing you can do if God has set the mechanism in motion.

    113. Re:Scary Stuff by icleprechauns · · Score: 1

      uhhh...is it just me or is the second link [http://www.mediacircus.net/armageddon.html] redirecting to penthouse right now? smooth move to avoid a /.ing :D

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    114. Re:Scary Stuff by dahlek · · Score: 1
      Right, right - I get that part. Let me be more clear. First, we agree that expanding a bit is a good thing for other reasons.

      According to the article, ozone depletion, death at the bottom of the ocean food chain, etc., are the bad effects of one of these bursts. I highly doubt we will find many human-life compatible atmospheres, let alone human-compatible biospheres out there...

      Accepting that, I doubt then that ozone depleting gamma-rays would be an issue on Mars ;) Let alone the inside of a near Earth asteroid.

      I also tend to doubt that humans will walk in the open under another ozone layer on the surface of another planet anytime soon - I think it's enclosed semi-self sustaining environments for us for the foreseeable future, and, if I'm to believe, "Pale Blue Dot", than planets are really to be avoided all together as permanent locations for habitation.

      As for faster-than-light-travel - it's not required to spread us around. Assuming we can travel to bodies and establish semi-self sustaining environments, we could hop from system to system and have the habitable parts of the galaxy we choose conquered in under a few million years (there was a more exact estimate (if there is such a thing), that I read years ago, that put this figure at 10,000 years I believe).

      To get from system to system, we might use hollowed out, rotating, asteroids and do a generational journey (that idea came from the end of the novel, "Blue Mars").

      99% conjecture, I know, based at least 50% on scifi (but hard-scifi!) ;)

      Now, avoiding the asteroid issue which we agree on, I guess some might argue that building self-sustaining protected environments here on Earth would be enough - no need for all of that expensive and dangerous "space travel" shait...

    115. Re:Scary Stuff by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      The odds of it happening to YOU don't matter, just as they don't in an asteroid collision. I'd wager 1 out of every 10billion ever born was killed by the impact of a meteorite or like object. All that REALLY matters is that these things do happen. You can probably safely predict it will happen within 20,000 light years of us within the next billion years. This being said, you can also say that the odds of a human surviving this event are somewhere so close to 0 that, well, they really don't matter. You wouldn't be that .00000000000001th person.

      So what really matters is that, in this kind of a radius, this will probably happen to this planet eventually. Or at least quite possibly happen. A "killer asteroid" is also very, very likely at some point in the future. The chances of you being alive during the time it happens are very low, but the chances of anyone surviving are even lower. This makes this a Big Deal(TM).

      Disclaimer: every statistic, calculation, or probability in this posting are entirely fictional and serve only to prove my point.

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    116. Re:Scary Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1.31 parsecs

    117. Re:Scary Stuff by Dabido · · Score: 1

      I can think of another scenario. The Gamma Radiation turns the worlds population into Hulks (just like it did to Bruce Banner .. the original Hulk).

      Just think - How angry is the average person now ... stuck in traffic, having to put up with A$$Holes at work etc etc. Imagine the carnage!

      Most common conversation around the office will be:

      You don't want to make me angry!
      Really? Well guess what! You don't want to make ME angry!
      NO! YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE ME ANGRY!!!!

      Which is shortly followed by two people turning into large green humanoids and smashing everything to pieces. Especially anything belonging to the US Army ... because let's face it, Hulks always seem to love smashing tanks up! :-)

      1. Steal everyones Sigs 2. ??? 3. Profit!

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    118. Re:Scary Stuff by jabber01 · · Score: 1

      And if that isn't motivation enough to get off your arse and do something of consequence, I don't know what is.

      It is indeed an interesting point to ponder, the names of our timelessly famous, and how they got that way.

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    119. Re:Scary Stuff by trurl7 · · Score: 1

      Actually...this is the classic "tree/forest" question. One death is a tragedy...because others around can feel it. However, when there is *no one* left around, is that tragic? One more life-form gone from the universe. Too bad, so sad. Insert 25 cents for new game.

      Two quotes come to mind:

      Man said to the Universe: Sir! I exist.
      "However", replied the Universe, "that fact has not created in me a sense of obligation" -- Stephen Crane

      "The death of one man is a tragedy. That of a million is a statistic" -- (reportedly) Joseph Stalin

    120. Re:Scary Stuff by Alioth · · Score: 1

      You say that now - but I bet if you were faced with a madman pointing an AK74 at you, after he'd just shot your best friend, I bet you would feel fear. Or if you saw the flash of a nuclear weapon you'd feel fear. Or if you were attacked by a bear you'd feel fear. If you tell me that it's not so, then sorry, I simply don't believe you.

      It's very easy sitting in the comfort of your chair in front of a computer to claim you are fearless because you believe in God, but faced with a real oh-shit-I'm-gonna-die situation, you'd feel fear just like any other human on this planet.

      Note that fear and panic are not the same things.

  3. Where's the science? by suso · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From reading the article, it didn't seem like there was any evidence of this other than speculation. They talk about using computer models to show how it would have wiped life out, but what about the evidence that brought them to this model to begin with? They could at least start with evidence in rocks or something. I wish that every time I speculated on something, that they would 200 million dollar probe. I speculate that this comment will be modded up to +5 interesting, we should launch a probe to see if this is indeed the case.

    1. Re:Where's the science? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I speak for everyone when I say: huh wuhhh?? :-p

    2. Re:Where's the science? by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      The article is extremely misleading. The swift probe mentioned in the article has nothing to do with protecting anyone, and is unrelated (except tangentially) with this extinction theory. The probes purpose is all about astronomy and being able to understand these gamma ray bursts better by detecting them faster and more often (and thus getting more data on them). That leads to better understanding of stellar physics, and the universe at large.

      You're correct that the extinction theory is just pure speculation though. The article is essentially saying "the laws of physics and our understanding of the frequency of these events say it could have happened sometime in the past"

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    3. Re:Where's the science? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      but what about the evidence that brought them to this model to begin with?

      They found a tape recording of the life at the time, similar to the one found with the dinosaurs:

      Dinosaur one: It's great ruling the world isn't it?
      Dinosaur two: Yes, it's great!
      Dinosaur one: It's like, we're the best! You can't beat us!
      Dinosaur two: Yes! Like, we're the tops! Go dinos!
      Dinosaur one: Go dinos!!
      Dinosaur two: Yes! Go dinos!! Go go go!!!
      Dinosaur one: Look at that pretty light in the sky!
      Dinosaur two: Oh yes. Pretty! And growing...

      (curtesy prior slashdot)

    4. Re:Where's the science? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about killing off all sea life... but if you want to kill off all pond life you can use Roundup®.

      That Monsanto is quite a company.

    5. Re:Where's the science? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In soviet russia, 200 millon dollar probes verb you!

    6. Re:Where's the science? by mbrother · · Score: 1

      The greatest strength of SWIFT is to be able to localize gamma ray bursts to within arcseconds within a reasonable amount of time, permitting follow-up with other telescopes. That's a first. Poor angular resolution on previous gamma ray telescopes has made it difficult to identify these sources and figure out where they are, and how luminous they are.

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    7. Re:Where's the science? by apt142 · · Score: 1

      Actual recording:

      Fish 1: All this water and it's ours!
      Fish 2: You said it!
      Fish 1: I mean, we could swim for miles. Munch on a couple of schools. This is the life.
      Fish 2: Oh yeah.
      Fish 1: You know. You have a pretty glow.
      Fish 2: Do you really think neon green is my color?

    8. Re:Where's the science? by Daniel · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that

      Next month, Nasa will launch the £138m Swift probe, which will sweep up to one sixth of the sky at a time, looking for sudden bursts. If all goes well, the probe could catch two three explosions a week.

      Swift launched last November!

      Daniel

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    9. Re:Where's the science? by KingEomer · · Score: 1

      Azala: Soon, stones of fire will rain down. Flames shall scorch the land. The burned plains will slowly freeze, ushering in a long, cruel ice age. Mwa, ha ha... what a treat! You will wish you went along with us! Mwa ha! Ayla: Lavos...

    10. Re:Where's the science? by flyingsquid · · Score: 1
      From reading the article, it didn't seem like there was any evidence of this other than speculation. They talk about using computer models to show how it would have wiped life out, but what about the evidence that brought them to this model to begin with? They could at least start with evidence in rocks or something.

      Yeah, that's the major difference between this and Alvarez arguing that an asteroid/comet impact killed off the dinosaurs: Alvarez had the iridium. Maybe not the smoking gun, but some smoke. As time went on, they found impact debris, shocked quartz (only produced in extremely energetic explosions such as asteroid impacts and A-bomb tests), and finally, a huge crater underground in Mexico. These guys seem to have nothing more than interesting speculation. I wouldn't rule it out, but I'd want to see that other explanations(asteroids, volcanos) don't fit the data and that something about the geological record is uniquely explained by this idea. You'd imagine that bombarding the earth with huge amounts of radiation would leave some sort of signal that the geologists could pick up.

  4. Yet another reason by Janitha · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yet another reason why the space program(s) in the whole world shout be given a high priority. Not just for technology, but ultimately for human survival in such occasion.

    1. Re:Yet another reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, I don't think being in space will help you not get flash fried.

    2. Re:Yet another reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. All the more reason to colonize Mars.

    3. Re:Yet another reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, survival of the fittest. On an intergalactical scale...

    4. Re:Yet another reason by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Sorry to break it to you, but the radius of the harmful effect is supposed to be 6000 light years. I doubt we can disperse the population that much before we see this happen again.

      Besides, all this does is strip off the ozone layer, which would mess with the marine food chain for a few years. It's not like it would bake people or anything. I'm sure we'll collectively do more damage to the sea than this sort of thing ever could. How fast will we destroy 60% of the ocean's species? I'm guessing something on the order of decades. If this is something we care about, we should be worrying about ourselves and not about imploding neutron stars.

    5. Re:Yet another reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet another reason why the space program(s) in the whole world shout be given a high priority.

      Genius. I know that you were pretending to have made a typo of 'should'. People who read above will subconsiously feel that the statement is very strong and agree towards your opinion because it feels like you are 'shouting', yet you are doing it without really actually shouting...

    6. Re:Yet another reason by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Flip side of that is that if we develop sufficient technology to terraform Mars or some other planet (ideally some planet a little closer to Earth gravity), we should have no trouble fixing something as simple as the ozone layer on our own....

      Normally, I'd say travel to other worlds is largely useful to protect against man-made disasters, but some of the technology needed to make other worlds livable without special habitats could actually help in this case.

      Wait... did I just say that our President isn't entirely full of it? Well, maybe just this once....

      --

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    7. Re:Yet another reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm sure being 0.00001 light years away from the Earth (yes, Mars) will be far enough away to prevent the radiation that has already travelled 6000 light years from frying you.

    8. Re:Yet another reason by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Well, you can hide from a lot of things behind the Sun - or say, Jupiter, if you like to stay cool. Although, as you pointed out, we can just stay indoors to survive this event, there must be some more "interesting" things in space that require a bigger shield.

    9. Re:Yet another reason by goat_of_wisdom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't think this would wipe out the whole human race. If the radiation burst only lasts 10 seconds, the gama rays will hit the half of the earth facing the direction the radiation came from. The other half of the earth will be shielded by... the earth. So probably it'll just wipe out... half of the human race.

    10. Re:Yet another reason by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Please lead the way. We'll all follow you.... trust us.

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    11. Re:Yet another reason by suffe · · Score: 1
      Flip side of that is that if we develop sufficient technology to terraform Mars or some other planet (ideally some planet a little closer to Earth gravity), we should have no trouble fixing something as simple as the ozone layer on our own....


      Sure we might. Problem might be that the process involved in re-creating the ozone layer, at that level of technology, might very well involve some processes that are heavily disruptive to the current planetary life.
      --

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    12. Re:Yet another reason by dgatwood · · Score: 1
      So we pack up and move. At least it becomes within the realm of possibility.... :-)

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  5. No. by DreamerFi · · Score: 4, Funny

    And if we did, would there be any way to protect the planet?"

    No.

    Gee, I wish all "Ask Slashdot" postings were this easy..

    1. Re:No. by Cougar_ · · Score: 1

      If it did happen, would it matter? The earth is going to die someday, why is everyone so uptight about keeping it alive?

    2. Re:No. by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1
      Geez.

      You're counting things out waaay too easily. I mean, NOW is the time to construct your house out of tin-foil.

      All you have to figure out now is how to get 20 of the world's prettiest supermodels at your house, and some animal specimens, during the time of this burst, so you could repopulate the earth later.

      It'd be just like Noah's Ark, only... well... not...

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    3. Re:No. by voisine · · Score: 2, Interesting

      From the wikipedia entry on gamma rays, it would appear that your garden variety fallout shelter would do the trick:

      Shielding for ? rays requires large amounts of mass. The material used for shielding takes into account that gamma rays are better absorbed by materials with high atomic number and high density. Also, the higher the energy of the gamma rays, the thicker the shielding required. Materials for shielding gamma rays are typically illustrated by the thickness required to reduce the intensity of the gamma rays by one half (the half value layer or HVL). For example, gamma rays that require 1 cm (0.4 inches) of lead to reduced their intensity by 50% will also have their intensity reduced in half by 6cm (2.4inches) of concrete or 9cm (3.6inches) of packed dirt.

    4. Re:No. by eadz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If it only lasts 10 seconds, then just hope you are on the other side of earth.

    5. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The earth is going to die someday, why is everyone so uptight about keeping it alive?
      My wife says the same thing about my old Mustang.
    6. Re:No. by Grey+Ninja · · Score: 4, Funny

      All you have to figure out now is how to get 20 of the world's prettiest supermodels at your house, and some animal specimens, during the time of this burst, so you could repopulate the earth later.

      Well, you could probably save on space a little by just simply keeping about 5 sheep in the house.

    7. Re:No. by constantnormal · · Score: 4, Funny
      And if we did, would there be any way to protect the planet?"

      Consults Homeland Defense Handbook ...
      ... it says here to "Duck and Cover".

      I guess all that duct tape and plastic wrap will not be useful.

    8. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't know about you, but I don't want to spend a couple of years in a fallout shelter...
      Such a burst would strip the Earth of its protective ozone layer, allowing deadly ultraviolet radiation to pour down from the sun.

      Computer models showed that up to half the ozone layer could be destroyed within weeks. Five years later, at least 10% would still be missing.
    9. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      President Muffley (Peter Sellers also): You mean, people could actually stay down there for a hundred years?
      Dr.Strangelove: It would not be difficult mein Fuhrer! Nuclear reactors could, heh... I'm sorry. Mr. President. Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plantlife. Animals could be bred and slaughtered. A quick survey would have to be made of all the available mine sites in the country. But I would guess... that ah, dwelling space for several hundred thousands of our people could easily be provided.
      Muffley: Well I... I would hate to have to decide.. who stays up and.. who goes down.
      Dr.Strangelove: Well, that would not be necessary Mr. President. It could easily be accomplished with a computer. And a computer could be set and programmed to accept factors from youth, health, sexual fertility, intelligence, and a cross section of necessary skills. Of course it would be absolutely vital that our top government and military men be included to foster and impart the required principles of leadership and tradition.
      His left hand slams down, and right arm rises in Nazi salute
      Dr.Strangelove: Arghh! [Attempts to restrain arm] Naturally, they would breed prodigiously, eh? There would be much time, and little to do. But ah with the proper breeding techniques and a ratio of say, ten females to each male, I would guess that they could then work their way back to the present gross national product within say, twenty years. Muffley: But look here doctor, wouldn't this nucleus of survivors be so grief stricken and anguished that they'd, well, envy the dead and not want to go on living?
      Strangelove: No sir... [right arm rolls his wheelchair backwards.] Excuse me. [struggles with wayward right arm, ultimately subduing it with a beating from his left.] Also when... when they go down into the mine everyone would still be alive. There would be no shocking memories, and the prevailing emotion will be ne of nostalgia for those left behind, combined with a spirit of bold curiosity for the adventure ahead! Ahhhh! [Right hand reflexes into Nazi salute. He pulls it back into his lap and beats it again. Gloved hand attempts to strangle him.]
      Turgidson (George C. Scott): Doctor, you mentioned the ration of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
      Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
      DeSadeski: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.
      Strangelove: Thank you, sir.

    10. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I love that movie so much it should be mandatory for every human to watch it

    11. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well im on the other side of the earth, why should i care about the rain forests?!!?!
      im on the other side of the planet why should i care if someone there pollutes the ocean?!?!

    12. Re:No. by Blastrogath · · Score: 1

      Then pack protective garments in your shelter. Basicly a coat with gloves and a full facemask and hood, and pants. Use non UV transparent materials.

      If it's just UV you don't need teperature shielding or an air supply, but if you're packing a fallout shelter then you might as well pack spacesuits. You can modify them to draw outside air pretty easy and you're covered if it's very hot/cold or the air's polluted.

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    13. Re:No. by Spruce28 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Great, Now we just have to get the rest of the food chain into the shelters so when we come out there is something to eat.

    14. Re:No. by sterno · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If that's the case, then the radiation burst would only be sufficient to harm a portion of the planet. Anybody on the opposite side of the burst would have the entire planet to absorb it. Anybody inside of a relatively solid structure like a city building should also be relatively shieled if it's coming down from above. If you're anywhere else, yeah you might be screwed. But it's not the end of civilization. Very bad, but not game over.

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    15. Re:No. by eadz · · Score: 1

      Because you can do something about the rain forests and the ocean.

    16. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't wait! Anarchy!

      Sweet, sweet Madmax. I know kung-fu and I'm pretty good with a gun...time to make some more friends! Preferably generals in the US military...

    17. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quit confusing the issue. We need Reaganite moral clarity and pragmatic realpolitik in times like these.

    18. Re:No. by WoBIX · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wouldn't it cost less to feed the models? :)

    19. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For that survivalist sh** You'll do better with some guerilla leaders, or even children from slums. They know survival by heart. Military, among them particulary US military, has been known as spoiled resource-hog.

    20. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And wait to suffer the aftermath. I mean, the earth rotates and our ozone won't just reboot it's status to 100% healthy after a 10 seconds game over.

    21. Re:No. by ParVox · · Score: 1

      "And if we did, would there be any way to protect the planet?"
      YES
      Tin Foil hats, I use them all the time

    22. Re:No. by justin12345 · · Score: 1

      "No."

      Yes! We CAN protect the planet!

      Step one: Begin actively monitoring every single star in the galaxy. We need to know if any of them are likely to explode in a way likely to cause a burst. Given the number of stars in the galaxy, I think we will all need to pitch in! Everyone gets a couple thousand stars they will be responsible for monitoring.

      Step two: Blow up the moon.

      Step three: Take the moon's pieces and build a giant orbital gamma ray shield manned by robots. If we think a star will blow we will have the robots move the shield into place.

      Step four: ???

      Step five: Profit!

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    23. Re:No. by fcw · · Score: 1
      Wouldn't it cost less to feed the models? :)

      You've clearly never taken a model out to dinner. :-)

      (I must admit, I can only speculate about the cost of taking a sheep to dinner, but I suspect that they're cheaper to entertain. Plus, the level of conversation could well be similar.)

    24. Re:No. by Frozen+Void · · Score: 1

      apocalypse is imminent,would you like to buy a tinfoil hat?

    25. Re:No. by CFTM · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I think I'd take a a Navy Seal Team over either Guerilla Leaders or children from the slums ... stop reading Science Fiction and get back to reality.

    26. Re:No. by kenaaker · · Score: 1

      I think that you would also only need to be in the shelter when the gamma ray source (or the sun (UV)) is above the horizon. 13,000 km of rocky minerals should shield you pretty well.

    27. Re:No. by bcrowell · · Score: 1

      In any discussion of dealing with either asteroid impacts or gamma-ray bursts, you have to start by thinking realistically about time scales. The time scales for a really serious event like this are millions of years (thousands for one that would have more localized effects). So it doesn't make sense to worry about whether we could do anything about it with present technology. Technology will be totally different in 100 years -- forget about a thousand or a million. Right now, we should worry more about not killing ourselves off with nuclear weapons or runaway global warming.

    28. Re:No. by lgw · · Score: 1

      I'd rather have gorilla leaders than seals in my corner, any day! Easy to see which animal wins *that* fight.

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    29. Re:No. by lgw · · Score: 1

      Bizzarrely enough, "duck and cover" is the best thing you can do on a moment's notice to protect yourself against a low-yield nuclear weapon. Covering yourself with ducks would also work, but that's harder to manage without preparation.

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    30. Re:No. by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

      Perhaps we don't need a way to protect the planet?

      Each of these mass extinctions, a select group has surived. The genetic tendencies needed to survive a gamma ray burst would have been the ones to survive this event(1), and its possible, though not certain, that those tendencies have not been overridden by adaptations needed to survive more current issues.

      So, while taking a hit like this again would certainly be bad, there is a very good chance that it would not be nearly as devastating to the biosphere as it was the first time around.

      (1)- Assuming they are right that it was a GRB

    31. Re:No. by suffe · · Score: 1
      All you have to figure out now is how to get 20 of the world's prettiest supermodels at your house, and some animal specimens, during the time of this burst, so you could repopulate the earth later.

      If you figure out that part of the plan you just know Murphys law will spring in to action and the entire damn gamma burst will miss the planet. So much for fun with models.
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    32. Re:No. by flyingsquid · · Score: 1
      Consults Homeland Defense Handbook ... ... it says here to "Duck and Cover".

      While it's often mocked, "duck and cover" was actually pretty good advice for what to do in an H-bomb attack. Most of the high-energy radiation from an H-bomb is rapidly absorbed by the atmosphere- except for the infrared. That retains the ability to burn skin for miles, so for anyone outside the range of the fireball and shockwave of the blast, that would have been your primary concern. You'd still have to deal with fallout, nuclear winter and nuclear mutants, but hey cross those bridges when you come to them.

    33. Re:No. by Tongo · · Score: 1

      I would happily adopt your old Mustang and keep it alive. I would also happily restore it to a new glory.

    34. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, that is WHY the earth isn't FLAT.

      Now I get it.

  6. Well, it's not all bad by dirtsurfer · · Score: 5, Funny

    On the bright side, gamma ray exposure is what brought us the Hulk, and his hot cousin She-Hulk. So hey, what's few million flavors of fish, give or take?

    1. Re:Well, it's not all bad by glowimperial · · Score: 1

      Well, if we might get some She-Hulks out of this kind of disaster, I say bring on the rays!

    2. Re:Well, it's not all bad by rmallico · · Score: 1

      and it also brought us Barry Bonds... I can hear it now...

      Inquiry Committee: Mr Bonds, How do you explain your huge head and bulging biceps?

      Bonds: It was not my fault. I unknowningly was subjected to a dense neutron emission from some far far away galaxy..

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  7. Tried and True by Grayden · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tinfoil hats for everyone!

    1. Re:Tried and True by the_leander · · Score: 1

      But is your tinfoil hat specifically approved for gamma radiation deflection?

      Seriously though, is there any real information beyond idle speculation about how close such a collision would have to be in order to have an effect on life here? Also, would there not have to be a direct line of site for such radiation to effect us?

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    2. Re:Tried and True by killawatt5k · · Score: 1

      But is your tinfoil hat specifically approved for gamma radiation deflection?

      No, you would need lead hats. 6'feet of lead

    3. Re:Tried and True by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      Pff, screw that! I'm gonna get bitten by a spider!!

      (Yeah yeah, I know it's not very funny. I just wish my secretions were a little more useful.)

      --
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    4. Re:Tried and True by PakProtector · · Score: 2, Funny

      Son, let me tell you something about tin foil hats. You think you kids have it soooo tough these days. Back in my day we didn't have tin foil hats. We had to wear lead hats! And we liked it! You young people, with your high /. user IDs, you don't know how good you have it! Tinfoil! Hmph!

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      man: no entry for woman in the manual.
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    5. Re:Tried and True by Bros · · Score: 0

      Come on, this is Slashdot, therefore it's a

      Beowulf Cluster of tinfoil hats

      ;-)
    6. Re:Tried and True by alex4u2nv · · Score: 1

      how about a multi layered lead hat? ;)

    7. Re:Tried and True by Eudial · · Score: 1

      Tinfoil hats for everyone!

      Concrete hats the size of a multi-story building for everyone...

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  8. Independant confirmation by Chairboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can confirm the veracity of the theory, I've actually reproduce it through experimentation. My partner and I set up a live and a control group and did a sequenced build up until... well...

    So anyways, we put Sea Monkeys in a microwave oven.

    1. Re:Independant confirmation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch out for PETA. You might have been better off putting your partner in the microwave oven.

    2. Re:Independant confirmation by WankersRevenge · · Score: 1

      Looks like these boys beat you to it ;)

    3. Re:Independant confirmation by blackomegax · · Score: 1

      but a microwave oven wouldnt work...you gotta make a couple of neutron stars in your basement...you know..next to all the star wars action figures and mock stargate.

    4. Re:Independant confirmation by daft_one · · Score: 1

      Let me guess... The control group was a Shrimp Cup o'Noodles? "Yup... Still dead... And almost as palatable as the live group."

  9. Excuse me, Mr. Pharmacist...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you recommend a good sunscreen that will protect me from a ten second gamma ray burst?

    1. Re:Excuse me, Mr. Pharmacist...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you recommend a good sunscreen that will protect me from a ten second gamma ray burst?

      I could, but I will refuse to sell you one. It could mean depriving a tumor of life which would run counter to my morals as a pharmacist.

    2. Re:Excuse me, Mr. Pharmacist...? by spauldo · · Score: 1

      A few feet of lead would do the trick. Let's just melt you up some...

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  10. Black Holes Ain't by amigoro · · Score: 1, Insightful
    From TFA: caused by neutrons colliding with blackholes

    Didn't slashdot report that Black Holes don't exists

    Whom am I to believe?

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    1. Re:Black Holes Ain't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot reported an article with that headline, but the research doesn't actually indicate that black holes don't exist. It's just one guy who thinks that maybe he's got an alternative to black holes. And it's not even a very well-argued theory; read the comments to that article.

  11. There is a solution by fgl · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Dont just live on one planet. Seriously, if we had the technology to spread the species beyond our solar system, we wouldnt be taken out in one cosmic hit. Admittedly a gamma burst from coliding neutron stars would still take out a large portion of a galaxy. I seem to recall a sci fi novella about something like this. I must go look it up

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    1. Re:There is a solution by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      The radius of damage from this explosion is 6000 light years. Moving to a nearby solar system won't help.

    2. Re:There is a solution by fm6 · · Score: 1
      All we need is 500-cochrane engine capable of going Warp 6....

      Sigh. I've come to believe that Science Fiction is the worst enemy of space exploration.

    3. Re:There is a solution by Tsiangkun · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Would we gain more protection from moving 50 ft underground or living on the surface in another solar system ? We pretty much need to leave the galaxy to escape this type of event. Wouldn't we have to travel about 10000 years to escape this type of event only to get to another location where the same event could happen ? I guess the species is preserved, but since we wouldn't have any quick way of knowing, and no effective interaction, does it really matter any more than other life forms in the universe. I can see leaving the earth, and appreciate to continuation of knowledge via keeping the species alive, but it seem this isn't the type of thing we have the technology to escape by moving far enough away. Maybe an glbal warning system, so if it happens again hits, the other half of the planet can go way underground ?

    4. Re:There is a solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeh but instead of a couple survivors on earth we could have a couple survivors on each of a bunch of planets

    5. Re:There is a solution by william_w_bush · · Score: 1

      Yeah, cept we'd need an FTL mechanism. Actually we'd probably just want to leave the galaxy. We're in a relatively safe neighborhood, cosmoslogically speaking, few super-giant+ stars nearby, and those relatively young at that. To get much better we'd have to leave the more populous (with stars) segment of the galaxy and head out to the rim where the heavier elements are less common, ala oxygen and carbon. It could work, but would take tens of thousands of years even assuming the best slower than light speeds, even counting on finding a habitable system at the end. That and the fact that hydrogen starts becoming more like heavy microwave radiation at those speeds, and ir-vis light becomes supra-gamma.

      All things considered a magnetic rad shield would probably be more achievable, and neccessary anyway due to the lack of ozone in the near future. This is rather possible using the same effect that stops the solar wind from ionizing life on earth, extending that effect so it dampens or more likely lenses high energy rads around the earth, kinda like the mythical cloaking device.

      I think you were reading one of niven's known space series, in which the galactic core went supernova in a chain reaction which would wipe out life in the galaxy in 40k years or so.

      The article said about 450m years ago no? Is it possible the recorded readings could also be effected by one of the "blackout" periods of the earths mag-field? There is a body of evidence that connects the shifts in earth's mag-field to the global extinction/rapid evolution pattern, but not enough to account for most of the recorded events.

      just my 2c

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    6. Re:There is a solution by klui · · Score: 1

      Someone here posted that mass extinction via gamma rays is a scary thought.

      Another scary thought is that if we're currently living within a false vacuum and when it decays, everything within this universe would be destroyed as the destruction travels at the speed of light from the point of decay.

  12. lenny bruce is not afraid by Leontes · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've been fascinated by these kinds of events for a while. We live in a huge cosmos, full of billions and billions of stars, the fact is that we really could at any point be wiped out by thousands of chance events at any moment, that we wouldn't even see coming, that we right now know nothing about. If our reality as we know it suddenly got deleted for whatever reason, and we had no idea that it was coming, there would be no hindsight to be twenty-twenty about. Just another reason to live life well, while we still have the chance to. Now I feel like eating ice-cream.

    1. Re:lenny bruce is not afraid by perdu · · Score: 1
      the fact is that we really could at any point be wiped out by thousands of chance events at any moment
      Makes me wonder: is this the reason we haven't heard from ET yet? That intelligent life on other planets is fairly common, but doesn't last that long due to such events?
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  13. Greg Egan's Diaspora by Nova+Express · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Ganna Ray bursters play an important role in Greg Egan's far-future SF novel Diaspora. Unfortunately for us, we don't have the option available to the novel's post-human conscious software characters of escaping an impending gamma-ray burster by migrating to a higher spacetime geometry...

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    1. Re:Greg Egan's Diaspora by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew someone would have had to have already mentioned Diaspora.

    2. Re:Greg Egan's Diaspora by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew someone would have had to have already commented on the fact that Diaspora had already been mentioned.

    3. Re:Greg Egan's Diaspora by forand · · Score: 1

      Not to put down a good SF novel but asside from not being able to leave the planet for another in time there isn't a way to detect such an event in advance with current technology. IF, and that is a big if, we can detect graviational waves we MIGHT have a chance of detecting it before it beams at us but even then we would not know how the collapse was aimed and thus running away wouldn't really improve your odds of surviving.

    4. Re:Greg Egan's Diaspora by Domini · · Score: 1

      The 'software characters' did not need to, and did not intend to 'escape' the gamma ray [bursters].

      Their intention was to find out the nature of the multiverse as to avoid other catastrophes that could/would affect them. (the 'end of time' springs to mind)

      Thus all we need to do to escape gamma rays would be to migrate into software (or hardware) and bury ourselves beep beneath the core of an inert body (and also create backups!) ;)

    5. Re:Greg Egan's Diaspora by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew some /. geek would have had to already comment recursively upon a recursive comment.

    6. Re:Greg Egan's Diaspora by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 'software characters' did not need to, and did not intend to 'escape' the gamma ray [bursters].

      Yes they did; they found out the whole galaxy was going to blow in the same way that the Lacerta G-1 system did. That would wipe out even the software characters, and is what convinced the rest of the Diaspora to migrate out of our universe. (Excepting a few with plans to carve their data into the faces of planets as valleys, and have some super-heavily armored machines around to reconstruct their computer civilization from the data afterwards.)
    7. Re:Greg Egan's Diaspora by 1800maxim · · Score: 1

      Ganna Ray ganna rays? that is REALLY sci-fi!!!

    8. Re:Greg Egan's Diaspora by loqi · · Score: 1

      Well, specifically they didn't detect the burst itself in advance either. Rather, it was a binary system that suddenly started losing its rotational angular momentum, and the (neutron?) stars in question just sort of... fell together.

      So there was warning of the impending burst in the form of observations of the events leading to the actual burst.

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  14. No - we're doomed. by sbaker · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Since gamma rays are travelling at the speed of light - we can't possibly get any warning of them without figuring out some kind of faster-than-light transportation or message transmission.

    I suppose we could make a REALLY good predictive model of when astronomical objects are likely to do this - and predict the arrival of a gamma ray burst in time to do something about it. But what could we possibly do?

    It takes a good few inches of lead (or a good few feet of concrete, dirt, whatever) to significantly attenuate gamma rays - and if the ones were are talking about were powerful enough to get through the full depth of the earth's oceans and still kill things when they got there - then you'd need to wrap the earth in a few feet of lead - or hide down some amazingly deep mine-shafts.

    Since gamma rays are electrically neutral, you can't deflect them away with magnets or anything like that.

    We'd have to get out of the way - but this radiation will be expanding out equally in all directions from the source. Unless we had thousands of years of warning, we'd have to high-tail it outta here at close to the speed of light in order to get far enough away for the inverse-square law to have an effect. If we're 100 light years from the source (say) and a mile of salt water doesn't attenuate the energy enough - then we'd need to be *way* more than 200 light years away if we could carry a quarter of a mile of water as a shield, 400 light years away if we had a sixteenth of a mile of water....for any reasonable amount of shielding, we need thousands of years notice of the problem happening.

    In all likelyhood, we'd just sit back and let our great, great, great grandchildren deal with the problem.

    We're basically doomed unless we have some kind of science-fiction technology.

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    1. Re:No - we're doomed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then it's a good thing we don't all live on the same side of the planet. :)

      The gamma ray burst only lasts for 10 seconds, if I'm not mistaken, so it would only affect the side of Earth facing in its direction. It would be the biggest disaster in history, but it wouldn't mean the human species is "doomed."

    2. Re:No - we're doomed. by sponge_absorbent · · Score: 1

      "Such a burst would strip the Earth of its protective ozone layer, allowing deadly ultraviolet radiation to pour down from the sun."

      According to the article ultraviolet radiation is the main problem.

      Regardless, i would rather be shielded on the other side of the planet if had a choice.

    3. Re:No - we're doomed. by sbaker · · Score: 1

      But ozone (which is only a high energy oxygen molecule) is continually replenished from regular oxygen - the only reason that we have ozone destruction problems is because we have stuff like CFC's up there that continually destroy ozone faster than it is being re-formed.

      A sudden destruction of about half of the ozone wouldn't be immediately fatal to creatures on the other hemisphere. It would basically be a race between the ozone on the protected side of the planet gradually dispersing to the zapped hemisphere - and thereby halving the density over the remaining population - versus the formation of fresh ozone.

      Dunno how you'd go about figuring out the consequences and time-span of that process - but people manage to live in polar regions where there are gigantic ozone holes. They don't all drop dead overnight.

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    4. Re:No - we're doomed. by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
      I suppose we could make a REALLY good predictive model of when astronomical objects are likely to do this - and predict the arrival of a gamma ray burst in time to do something about it. But what could we possibly do?

      It takes a good few inches of lead (or a good few feet of concrete, dirt, whatever) to significantly attenuate gamma rays - and if the ones were are talking about were powerful enough to get through the full depth of the earth's oceans and still kill things when they got there - then you'd need to wrap the earth in a few feet of lead - or hide down some amazingly deep mine-shafts.

      So, my ray-ban sunglasses won't help, I'll be SOL?

      In all likelyhood, we'd just sit back and let our great, great, great grandchildren deal with the problem.

      This is why we need more space exploration funding. We might learn of ways to deal with these problems. Who knows, maybe it'll be like star trek, and we'll have a huge space ship with a deflector dish. I know, that is science fiction, but people's thoughts are tied into their environment. Send someone to live on mars for a year, and they will come back filled with ideas based on the gravity, atmosphere, physics of that planet. They will have to find ways to deal with heat/cold, gasses, ect. Maybe from those exercizes we'll learn something we can't concieve of on earth.

      I read a great book my Kaku called Hyperspace where he argues we don't live in 4 dimensions (x,y,z, and time) but in 10, and that our perception is faulty. Maybe the rays are acting in a dimension we don't know about. They say light is both a particle and a wave. They say you can't tell where an electron is and how fast it is going.

      Ahh... I need to take a break. I am getting too worked up.

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    5. Re:No - we're doomed. by a1ok · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Any gamma burst from a single point will only fall on half the Earth's surface directly. What stops us from just hopping across to the other half, instead of needing scifi tech to survive?

      For that matter, even without warning around half the world population would automatically be shielded - well if China and India were on the exposed side that might be much less than half though ;)

    6. Re:No - we're doomed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      weeelll
      according to my fields professor:
      given a plasma with plasma freq fp->wp=2*pi*fp
      and an EM wave freq = f -> w=2*pi*f
      k=sqrt((w^2-wp^2)/c^2)
      assuming wp=w -> k=0
      vp=w/k, vg=dw/dk (phase vel, group vel)
      vp*vg=c^2 and since k=0 vp=+inf
      vg->0
      Now it is that vg that is the speed of the wave as a whole. It indicates how fast the amplitude pulses travel. So all we need to do is find the exact frequency of the gamma rays, and surround the earth in a plasma whose fp is the same as the freq of the waves. That should stop them cold.

    7. Re:No - we're doomed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! This is the first time I've ever felt good about living in a basement or working in a corporate cave.

    8. Re:No - we're doomed. by downunda_wookiee · · Score: 1

      and again, it wasn't the lack of ozone, and the corresponding increase of ultra-violet radiation, that killed the larger sea creatures, it was the lack of food. all the plankton and smaller food sources in the first few feet of ocean were killed, and that had a trickle down effect on the rest of the marine ecosystem.

      the article doesn't even mention any land based animals dying.

    9. Re:No - we're doomed. by xlsior · · Score: 2, Informative

      It takes a good few inches of lead (or a good few feet of concrete, dirt, whatever) to significantly attenuate gamma rays - and if the ones were are talking about were powerful enough to get through the full depth of the earth's oceans and still kill things when they got there - then you'd need to wrap the earth in a few feet of lead - or hide down some amazingly deep mine-shafts

      The article didn't say that the gamma rays themselves killed off life deep in the ocean, it just said that it killed of much of the plankton which lives in the first few feet in the ocean. Since the plankton is the bottom step in the food chain, it disappearing will starve a lot of small animals, which in turn means no food for the animals that eat them, etc.

      Rinse & repeat all the way down the food chain.

      Even life at the bottom of the ocean is dependend on what's going on near the surface. It may take a while, but eventually cataclismic changes near the surface will deplete much of the food sources in the deep as well.

    10. Re:No - we're doomed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you're on the wrong side of the Earth there's also a 1 in 100,000 chance that the Moon or the Sun will happen to be lined up with the gamma ray source and protect you.

    11. Re:No - we're doomed. by WRoach · · Score: 1

      In a hundred years, we could rebuild the world if we knew we were all going to die. Extinction of the human race can be a good motivating factor to get research moving even faster. But, just look at the last 100 years and try to imagine what we will achieve during the next 100 years. Now imagine a 100 years period in 1000 years from now. 1000 years on the earth's timescale isnt even a (blink of a eye) so this is unlikely to happen anytime soon. Anyway, just like a lot of things in life, there is nothing we can do but keep faith.

    12. Re:No - we're doomed. by boldra · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And Earth's south pole points towards galactic center, meaning there are more candidate for GRBs that direction. Most likely a GRB would just wipe out the Aussies and the penguins.

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    13. Re:No - we're doomed. by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I suppose we could make a REALLY good predictive model of when astronomical objects are likely to do this - and predict the arrival of a gamma ray burst in time to do something about it. But what could we possibly do?

      According to the article the burst has to originate within 6,000 light years...so if we work out what causes them all we have to do is scour the near vicinty for the pairs of neutron stars required (if that's it). Not trivial but not impossible either. Once we've done that we will likely be able to predict when the burst will occur.

      ...but this radiation will be expanding out equally in all directions from the source.

      Not neccessarily - it depends on the source.

      we'd have to high-tail it outta here at close to the speed of light in order to get far enough away for the inverse-square law to have an effect.

      Actually you don't need to worry about the inverse square law if you are going that fast. Red shift will make the gamma's harmless.

      ...and a mile of salt water doesn't attenuate the energy enough

      If you actually read the article (but this is Slashdot so what am I talking about!) you'll see that the effect is caused by interaction between the gammas and the ozone layer. If the gammas had enough energy (or intensity) that a significant dose penetrated 1.6km of water the heat load would actually be what would kill you and not the radiation itself! Such a massive heat load would have melted rocks etc and, I would guess, leave a significant geological record. In any case there is no way the burst could penetrate the earth and affect life on the otherside directly which you scenario would require - otherwise no more than 50% of the earth could be affected and the seas far less than the land due to the water shielding.

    14. Re:No - we're doomed. by forand · · Score: 1

      All such events would be precided by a burst of gavity waves, if they exist, this would be the only way of telling that one was close by but since gravity waves would only be produced with enough magintude to be detectable within a few hours/days before collapse it wouldn't do you much good. On the plus side these type of events are pointed and highly collomated so you would be less likily to get hit by the beam but only by a factor of 10 or so.

    15. Re:No - we're doomed. by WalksOnDirt · · Score: 1

      The mechanism proposed for the wiping out of the ozone layer is by the production of oxides of nitrogen. The gamma rays hit the upper atmosphere, split nitrogen molecules in to atoms, which then combine with oxygen. The nitrogen oxides pretty much destroy the ozone catalytically, just like the chlorine in chlorofluorocarbons, only they last years instead of decades.

      Winds disperse the nitrogen oxides around the world, destroying much more than half the ozone layer for several years, which may be long enough to wreak our ecosystem from the increased ultraviolet radiation let through.

      I would guess some people would survive this, but it might destroy civilization.

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    16. Re:No - we're doomed. by RoLi · · Score: 1
      What stops us from just hopping across to the other half, instead of needing scifi tech to survive?

      Relocating several billion people is impossible with any current available means of transportation. Also I don't think they would be very welcome on the other half. (Where would they live anyway?)

      Also since much plant life would be destroyed (also by the depleted ozone layer), probably a lot more than half of humanity would starve anyway...

    17. Re:No - we're doomed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It takes a good few inches of lead (or a good few feet of concrete, dirt, whatever) to significantly attenuate gamma rays -

      - Nothing but good news here! - the Slashdot crowd's chance of survival is raised, as we all live in our parents basements!

    18. Re:No - we're doomed. by eht · · Score: 1

      We have plenty of space on the Earth for populations of people, we just choose not to use them, Americans throw away vast amounts of food every year because it's easier to throw it away and pretend a problem doesn't exist than it is to ship it to where it is needed, including within the country where many people are homeless and hungry.

      Las Vegas was a wasteland until someone poured money into it to make it hospitable to human life, Nevada along with much os the rest of the world is not very sustaining to human life, but with money and effort humans can live anywhere.

    19. Re:No - we're doomed. by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      Las Vegas was created originally as a water stop for Union Pacific trains.

    20. Re:No - we're doomed. by kabocox · · Score: 1

      We're basically doomed unless we have some kind of science-fiction technology.

      Shields. We need to develop planetary shield tech for several reasons. 1. Stop incoming asteriods. 2: Stop incoming energy waves other than sun light or reflected moon light. 3. To give us a plantery bonus when those aliens come to bomb the planet. It may also stop those pesky alien abductions.

    21. Re:No - we're doomed. by complex17 · · Score: 1

      If you could figure out a way to get a warning system to work (as you said, it would have to be faster-than-light), then getting away probably wouldn't be much of a problem. In any case, we can talk about it but it's essentially a problem that is completely out of our control, at least for the next few hundred years (perhaps less or more, or always). So I concur: don't worry about about it, spend your time and money (time=money?) on more useful things, like a safer car or a tinfoil hat :)

    22. Re:No - we're doomed. by Canonymous+Howard · · Score: 1
      >we'd have to high-tail it outta here at close to the speed of light in order to get far enough away for the inverse-square law to have an effect.


      Actually you don't need to worry about the inverse square law if you are going that fast. Red shift will make the gamma's harmless.


      Good point. For that matter, any vehicle capable of moving near the speed of light is already going to have to deal with the starlight in front of it being blue shifted up into gamma rays.


      If it's got enough shielding to handle that, it can handle a puny little gamma ray burst. Why bother moving at all? :)

    23. Re:No - we're doomed. by Darby · · Score: 1

      What kind of nitrogen oxides though?
      If it was dinitrogen oxide, then most people would seem to think it was pretty funny.

    24. Re:No - we're doomed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Move the moon and use it as a shield.

    25. Re:No - we're doomed. by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > So, my ray-ban sunglasses won't help, I'll be SOL?

      No, your eyes will continue to be just fine. The rest of you will be vaporized.

    26. Re:No - we're doomed. by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > the Slashdot crowd's chance of survival is raised, as we all live in our parents basements!

      Woe is me, I had to go and move out!

    27. Re:No - we're doomed. by Stephen+Ma · · Score: 1
      Actually you don't need to worry about the inverse square law if you are going that fast. Red shift will make the gamma's harmless.

      Just a nitpick.... I think the redshifting would be irrelevant. If you were going fast enough to redshift the gammas behind you into harmlessness, you would be fried by the blueshifted radiation in front.

      Unless you carried enough shielding. But if you had that much shielding, the gamma ray burster would be irrelevant to you anyway (unless you were right next to it!).

    28. Re:No - we're doomed. by Grendol · · Score: 1
      Well, the most shielding avaliable would be approximately 7600 linear miles of ~90% iron if you are diametrically opposite the side of the earth impacted. Radiation affects things in ways best described statistically. ie a dose of 450 Rad kills 50% of the exposed population of humans within 30 days. Now, not all forms of life are as susceptible to radiation exposure. Genetic repair mechanisms and combination mechanisms vary from species to species.

      absorbed gamma is likely to be re-emitted as some lower energy level photon. Which in turn may radiate into space or simply be absorbed by the planet. Molecular di-association may be a factor for the impacted atmosphere killing 99% of the life on one side of the planet, while say 30% of the other side of the planet may pull through this event with propogating mutations that kill, or may in some extremely rare case benefit that species. Generally all the absorbed radiation would increase temperatures. The answer is not simple

    29. Re:No - we're doomed. by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1
      Just a nitpick.... I think the redshifting would be irrelevant. If you were going fast enough to redshift the gammas behind you into harmlessness, you would be fried by the blueshifted radiation in front.

      Well....to nitpick your nitpick the intensity of star light is a LOT less than the gamma ray burst (or else there would not be a problem)

    30. Re:No - we're doomed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well....to nitpick your nitpick the intensity of star light is a LOT less than the gamma ray burst (or else there would not be a problem)

      But a GRB lasts only about 10 seconds, according to the arxiv preprint. On your relativistic starship you will be absorbing photons from the forward half of the sky, blueshifted into gammas, for years. Unless your starship can go from 0.999995c to a nonrelativistic speed in a magically short time, you will be quite warmly toasted by the blueshifted radiation.

    31. Re:No - we're doomed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oops, the parent article was mine. Forgot to log in.

  15. not everybody will die by AndreyFilippov · · Score: 1

    If it is that short - half of the Earth (population) will still survive.

  16. only half? by jonpublic · · Score: 1

    wouldnt the burst only hit half the planet? the other half being shielded by earth's mass?

    just a thought.

    1. Re:only half? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The whole point of the article is that the gamma rays would instantly destroy the ozone layer, after which the UV radiation (from the sun) kills the little critters on the surface of the ocean over a longer period of time. Then the fish that used to feed on said critters will starve to death, and so on. It doesn't matter which side of the planet you're on...

    2. Re:only half? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not such a big deal. We all know that if the plankton that provides the bulk of our foodstock dies off, we can just secretly switch to using human cadavers.

  17. Actually, it's not quite as dangerous as it sounds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I posted the original story, and found this link after I posted it: Earthtimes story. The 10-second pulse knocked out all the ozone, which allowed gamma radiation to bathe the earth for a few years afterwards, and that's what caused the extinction. If our lives depended on saving the ozone in a hurry, I'm sure it could be done. We would need to build an enormous number of huge nuclear reactors to work as ozone generators, but it could be done. I'm sure some enterprising Slashdotter could calculate how many it would take and how long to get them operational.

  18. Oh come on! by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 4, Funny

    A giant tinfoil hat is what's called for.

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  19. Reminds Me Of Diaspora by aingleby · · Score: 1

    Greg Egan wrote a great book on this very subjuect.. Highly recommended reading... In fact most Greg Egan books should interest the Slashdot types. Alan

  20. Stephen Baxter wrote about this by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 1

    In his novel Manifold Space , Baxter describes a similar destructive event. I highly recommend it, along with its alternate-universe siblings, Manifold Time and Manifold Origin.

    Here's the description from the back cover:

    "The year is 2020. Fueled by an insatiable curiosity, Reid Malenfant ventures to the far edge of the solar system, where he discovers a strange artifact left behind by an alien civilization: A gateway that functions as a kind of quantum transporter, allowing virtually instantaneous travel over the vast distances of interstellar space. What lies on the other side of the gateway? Malenfant decides to find out. Yet he will soon be faced with an impossible choice that will push him beyond terror, beyond sanity, beyond humanity itself. Meanwhile on Earth the Japanese scientist Nemoto fears her worst nightmares are coming true. Startling discoveries reveal that the Moon, Venus, even Mars once thrived with life?life that was snuffed out not just once but many times, in cycles of birth and destruction. And the next chilling cycle is set to begin again . . ."

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  21. Couldn't have wiped out all of it in 10 seconds by SimonInOz · · Score: 1, Redundant

    A 10 second burst of radiation would irradiate half the earth. The other half would be unaffected, surely? If it can penetrate the earth (like neutrinos do all the time), then it'll go straight though any organisms too.

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    1. Re:Couldn't have wiped out all of it in 10 seconds by RevRigel · · Score: 1

      It destroys all the plankton within some number of feet (let's say 20) of the surface of the ocean, destroying a valuable CO2 => O2 machine. This also eliminates a food source for the next layer of ocean life, and so on, down the chain, until only the fittest survive (obviously, extremophiles feeding off the material at ocean floor vents are fine). This has a significant negative effect on the atmosphere, causing (they think) a massive, multi-year ice age and die off. Even if it irradiates half the planet, we are totally screwed if we are in any way still dependent as a species on the Earth having a breathable atmosphere and lots of plants and animals to eat.

  22. Things We Can Do by the+pickle · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) Send Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to break the gamma ray in half...wait...

    2) Make a gigantic lead planetary Dyson sphere

    3) In the immortal words of David Levinson, "Uh, hide."

    4) PANIC!!!

    5) Seven words: Journey to the Center of the Earth.

    6) Profit!!!

    7) Seriously, did you just ask what we could do? Of course there's nothing we can do, you rhetorical-question-asking moron. We hope to Darwin that we can evolve.

    8) Natalie Portman naked in hot grits. (If the world was about to end in a giant gamma ray bath, that is.)

    p

    1. Re:Things We Can Do by Androk · · Score: 1

      Since TFA says the las tone ripped away 90% of the ozone layer between 5 and 6 you should have "invest in sunscreen manufacturer" Androk

    2. Re:Things We Can Do by ShieldWolf · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome our new Gamma Ray overlords.

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  23. There would be some time before death... by dtjohnson · · Score: 0

    After the gamma ray burst, most of us might have received a fatal dose but we would probably still have a few hours or days before our organs shut down and we kicked the bucket. That would give us time to get those last things finished up and say goodbye to each other. A handful of people would probably survive, though, such as, for example, miners working in tunnels 2000 feet below the surface. Also, people on the far side of the Earth from the gamma ray burst might survive if the Earth shielded them, assuming, of course, that the 'far side' from the burst was land rather than water.

    1. Re:There would be some time before death... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so, those of you living on your parents basement should be ok...

  24. At least by NoGuffCheck · · Score: 1

    At least if astronomers find out that an asteroid is heading our way, we can do something about it

    even if an astronomer did find out Armagedon was coming I dont still think Liv Tyler would let you do what your thinking... or at least what im thinking.. damn!

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  25. Must not be a good correspondant by Crazieeman · · Score: 2, Informative

    Alok Jha, science correspondent
    Monday April 11, 2005

    Next month, Nasa will launch the £138m Swift probe, which will sweep up to one sixth of the sky at a time, looking for sudden bursts. If all goes well, the probe could catch two three explosions a week.

    Swift was launched almost 6 months ago.

    Slashdot Link

    1. Re:Must not be a good correspondant by astromog · · Score: 1

      Oh good. I'm not travelling back in time uncontrollably.

    2. Re:Must not be a good correspondant by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Dunno. When did you start from?

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  26. RE Sea Life Wiped Out by Neutron Star Collision? by soulrider2k · · Score: 3, Funny

    And if we did, would there be any way to protect the planet?

    I dunno, a massive pair of Blue Blockers?

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  27. Aftermath by FuturePastNow · · Score: 1

    The novel Aftermath by Charles Sheffield is about a supernova explosion of Alpha Centauri, and possible ways to protect the Earth. It's been a long time since I read it, but I think the solution they came up with was to build a shield between Earth and the nova- a giant metal mesh in space. Basically a one-sided Faraday cage.

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0553577387/ qid=1113283784/sr=2-3/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_3/104-8393393 -6164737

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  28. Asteroids and Neutrons by fm6 · · Score: 1
    Blowing up an asteroid with an a-bomb may make sense in Hollywood, but doesn't work in real life. The B612 Foundation has a more practical solution -- but not sexy enough to attract funding.

    Greg Egan has a simple solution to the neutron bombardment problem -- convert everybody into software. I think he underestimates the technical issues...

    1. Re:Asteroids and Neutrons by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
      Blowing up an asteroid with an a-bomb may make sense in Hollywood, but doesn't work in real life. The B612 Foundation has a more practical solution -- but not sexy enough to attract funding.

      Greg Egan has a simple solution to the neutron bombardment problem -- convert everybody into software. I think he underestimates the technical issues...

      I have an idea too, but I doubt it will happen in my lifetime. I would like to see small space stations on different plantes in our solar system. Maybe start with the moon, it is close enough. Make a small, intact, self-supporting ecosystem in an enclosed area, maybe under the surface to control temprature and the dust. Develop cheaper methods of getting from the earth to the base on the moon. Then slowly start working to the next closest planet. Build a research center there, taking what we have learned from the moon and applying it to the new base. Start regular space flights from the earth to this plantiary base. Maybe build a second base on the same planet. Learn from it. Move on to a farther away planet. If a base on the planet can't be consturcted, maybe build a space station that orbits that planet. Soon, we will have research stations on all the planets.

      I know I am getting away from the science, but I can imagine the adventure. And having space stations orbiting other planets, as well as research stations on planets will accelerate space travel, we will have monthly or weekly departures and returns. And communications will improve. The reports from Pluto will make it back beacuse we will have space stations on other planets to "bounce" the message back home.

      They say in physics that everything is relative. Perhaps having "eyes" on different planets will provide a different perspective for viewing the universe. And we will learn about physics in different environments. Maybe we'll even learn how gravity works or have different ideas pop up just because of the change of scenery. The popular story is Newton was sitting under an apple tree when the apple fell, hitting him on his head, and he discovered gravity. Maybe that would not have happened on a planet with lower gravity, maybe it would have been a different revelation.

      I hope we speed up research and exploration. I have so many questions I would like anwsered in my lifetime.

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    2. Re:Asteroids and Neutrons by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > The popular story is Newton was sitting under an apple tree when the apple fell [...] Maybe that would not have happened on a planet with lower gravity

      Or if it was a planet with higher gravity, he might have been killed by a falling leaf.

  29. It's The Gamma Radiation, Stupid by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    Whenever something goes wrong with the computer or something (but usually a someone) really screws up at work, we would say that the cause was gamma radiation. It came, it went, and we have no idea where it gone. Now we have proof... Go figure.

  30. Science.... fiction by John+Seminal · · Score: 2, Informative
    I am not buying any of it.

    From the article:

    Gamma ray bursts are thought to be caused either when two neutron stars collide or when giant stars collapse into black holes at the end of their lives.

    Then you get this:

    Black holes do not exist

    http://www.deccanherald.com/deccanherald/apr112005 /snt108532005410.asp

    So which one is it? Do black holes exist, or do they not?

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    1. Re:Science.... fiction by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      I'm under the impression that Chapline's view that black holes do not exist is a minority view in astrophysics. If he were correct though, I guess you'd then have to change the sentence to "Gamma ray bursts are thought to be caused either when two neutron stars collide or when giant stars collapse into dark energy stars at the end of their lives."

      That wasn't too hard now, was it?

    2. Re:Science.... fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop being an asshole. There can be more than one theory.

    3. Re:Science.... fiction by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      Humm, just whoinhell is the deccan herald? Frankly, I don't need a tinfoil hat to think that any publication with deccan in its name is anything but medieval hogwash.

      As for evidence that black holes exist, we need look no farther than toward the center of this galaxy, where something with an estimated mass of some 6 million copies of our sun exists, and causes other nearby stars, some of which aren't exactly fleaweights themselves to orbit around it, at substantial fractions of C speed. One star in particular, is in a quite ecentric orbit, taking a mere 17 days (IIRC) to complete one orbit.

      No, we cannot 'see' what it is thats so heavy there, and that doesn't mean it couldn't be one of those non-black holes, but our prime chance to view that merger event and document it draws nearer all the time.

      But I'd think that if the bounce theory these people are proposing actually works, we would have seem by now, some evidence of output from this otherwise very good facsimily of a black hole. We've been monitoring the location of 'Sag A' now for quite a while without ever seeing any evidence of the effects predicted for such a non-black hole.

      Frankly, I don't know as I care whats inside the event horizon of such an object, because in order for a bounce to come back out of the event horizon to be seen by an outside observer, means first that we do not have a very good idea of the physics involved, because to do so would require bounce velocities to exceed C speeds by many orders of magnitude for an object that heavy as 6 million of our suns.

      All of our theories, backed by experimental proofs, have tended to confirm that C speed, relative to the local environment (this 'local' could be an important loophole though) is only achieveable by a mass gain that translates to an object traveling at C speed, will have a mass that is infinite, the added energy being converted to mass. This is why, when we design ever newer accellerators for nuclear research, the holy grail is the highest fraction of C speed.

      I think everyone in the field understands that it would take the combined energy of all the observable universe to accellerate one electron to 99.9999999999999(add another 1000 lines of 9's here folks) at which point that electron would then represent the mass of the universe. We're presently at some point slightly above 99.9% of C speed I think for lighter objects such as electrons. Perhaps someone involved in such research can clarify the exact figure.

      Actually, in terms of radiation released, the what if scenarios tend to indicate that even at our range out here in the fringes, the merger of that short orbit star and the object we call Sag A, the hard radiation pulse will be quite detectable. Project einstein will also have no trouble picking that event out of the noise.

      For project einstein, another very very interesting bit of data might be extracted because we still do not know the propagation velocity of gravity! Like the neutrino detectors, the results could be, depending on the camp you're in either prove that neutrinos have mass, in which case they cannot move at C speed, or they don't, in which case they can.
      SN1897A wasn't seen in visible light until it was picked up by the naked eye, some hours later, so we don't have a very good timebase for that measurement, and only 19 neutrinos were recorded at the time.

      I doubt if either event it will trigger a major extinction from this range.

      As for the person who is worried about eta-carinae(sp), they should think it through, and reduce the worry level considerably since our view of it indicates its a long way from having its barrel aimed at us. We have a nearly broadside view. None the less, its a very interesting event playing out before our eyes, not in real time since its quite a distance off, but our view of it is progressing in real time. Major changes have been seen in that event as it works its way toward the 'grande finale', in as little as 90 days, some of which, because of the an

  31. Umm, I might be missing something, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I didn't bother reading the article, but even if this happens, so what? At most half of the planet's biomass (the half facing the exploding star) is wiped out and the other half re-populates the planet...

    Yawn...

  32. We wouldnt need any protection.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...no protection needed until everyone got angry. You wouldn't like earth when its angry! =D

    1. Re:We wouldnt need any protection.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I still post on slashdot if there is a gamma burst? :rolleyes:

  33. I wonder... by MagicDude · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Would radiation blanket the entire planet? The neutron stars colide at point A and send off radiation in all directions. Some of that radiation travels in a straight line towards earth and irradiates the half of the planet currently facing the collision site. However, would the other half of the planet be spared from massive irradiation? Just like the half of the planet not currently facing the sun receives little of the radiation from it at night, could the same principle apply here? Would the critters on the "day" side of the earth relative to the collisioni be the hardest hit and instantly wiped out, and the "night" side critters spared, or does gamma radiation wrap around the planet and consume everything?

    1. Re:I wonder... by EMH_Mark3 · · Score: 1

      Wasn't there an outer limits episode about that?

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    2. Re:I wonder... by LurkerXXX · · Score: 3, Informative
      Didn't you read the article? The "day" side would get fried by the gamma burst. The "night" side would be screwed in the coming years by having most of the ozone layer destroyed by the blast.

      Half the planet (almost) instantly dead, the other side gets insta-sunburn the moment they walk outdoors for the next few years.

    3. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't you read the article?

      Dude cmon... wtf - this is Slashdot, remember?

    4. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Half the planet (almost) instantly dead, the other side gets insta-sunburn the moment they walk outdoors for the next few years.

      Simple: They'll all need black leather coats, like Spike!

    5. Re:I wonder... by master_p · · Score: 1

      the other side gets insta-sunburn the moment they walk outdoors for the next few years.

      So will the human species survive thanks to Slashdotters?

    6. Re:I wonder... by dmatos · · Score: 1

      No ozone layer, eh?

      After the detection of a gamma-ray burst, world governments band together and outlaw CFC-free aerosol cans.

      Do your part for humanity! Use CFC-powered spray deodorant

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  34. Just a 10 second burst? by sbaker · · Score: 1, Redundant

    So if it's just 10 seconds, surely it could only cook the side of the planet facing the event? Surely we aren't talking about an event so energetic that the radiation would pass all the way through the earth's core in enough strength to screw up both hemispheres at once?

    We must be talking something that trashes the ozone layer - or the environment in some other way. It's not enough for the energy to simply kill all the critters on one half of the planet...that's a recoverable event in itself.

    It must be that it depletes something important and CONSEQUENTLY all the fish die.

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    1. Re:Just a 10 second burst? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Quote from article:

      Such a burst would strip the Earth of its protective ozone layer, allowing deadly ultraviolet radiation to pour down from the sun. Computer models showed that up to half the ozone layer could be destroyed within weeks. Five years later, at least 10% would still be missing.

    2. Re:Just a 10 second burst? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      u mean like plankton? the bottom of the foodchain for like almost all of life in the ocean? i dont know if they could survive a gamma burst. of course the other side would then die from our own sun shining its happy rays at us

    3. Re:Just a 10 second burst? by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
      IIRC, the earth's land configuration was dominated by one large continent at the time. Perhaps all the fish died because the ocean side was facing the event at the time?

      I'm not sure - I'm just guessing...

      RS

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    4. Re:Just a 10 second burst? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is my understanding.

      The gamma rays create some nitrogen-oxygen compound in the upper atmosphere. These molecules break down the ozone. Without the ozone, lots of ultraviolet light gets in. This light kills the plankton which resides in the top bit of the waters. Without plankton, lots of fish can't eat so they die, etc.

  35. everything will be famous for ten seconds by grikdog · · Score: 1

    Isn't half the earth in a gamma ray shadow? These aren't neutrinos. So, granting that all life was in the oceans 450 million years ago (or is that just all life we know about?), didn't half of it survive if gamma rays were the agency of destruction? Gamma rays seem an unlikely source. What about dark energy, instead?

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  36. Obligatory joke by BetaCarroty · · Score: 1
    Whom am I to believe?

    Nobody. Black holes suck.

  37. Are we really this blind? by Aximxp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think it's great how preoccupied so many people are about these completely obscure hypothetical apocalypse events. If life has been ticking for hundreds of millions of years without a hitch you can be damn sure that the least of our worries are going to be random gamma radiation. How about the fact that we've lost almost 50% of all types of tropical, mediterranean and temperate forests as well as 30% of deserts over the past 100 years. Stop staring at the sky waiting for asteroids and mythical dragons to swoop down and annihilate the human race, the SUV in your driveway is a much more likely candidate people...

    1. Re:Are we really this blind? by FleaPlus · · Score: 2

      How about the fact that we've lost almost 50% of all types of tropical, mediterranean and temperate forests as well as 30% of deserts over the past 100 years.

      Do you happen to have a citation for that?

    2. Re:Are we really this blind? by Pedrito · · Score: 1

      I think it's great how preoccupied so many people are about these completely obscure hypothetical apocalypse events.

      I have to agree. First of all, the event would have to take place within 6000 light years of us for it to have a huge impact on the ozone layer. We're a good deal farther from the galactic core than 6000 light years. If an event were to happen anytime soon, it would be much more likely to happen near the galactic core. There just aren't as many neutron stars and black holes out this far. That's part of the reason that life has existed on this planet. Were we closer to the galactic core, it's unlikely life ever would have gotten very far.

      Do the math. We detect one or so of these a month from other galaxies out of 125+ billion galaxies. Now you figure what are the chances of one happening in a less populous 6000 light year diameter area of our own galaxy. Not going to happen anytime soon, I'm sure.

    3. Re:Are we really this blind? by p3d0 · · Score: 1
      If life has been ticking for hundreds of millions of years without a hitch...
      Stop right there. Your premise is already incorrect.
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    4. Re:Are we really this blind? by hobong · · Score: 1

      I suppose so. Look at masses of people wasting time. GREAT teachers existed in the past (Budda for example), GREAT teachers have been teaching in period of our lifes (say 25 years): Dalaj Lama and John Paul II. They teach how to open your eyes.
      I just think it is more question about our conscioussness, and there is some hope (I mean I have been gaining hope from words of the wisdom, and wish you the same). We live in Kali-yuga or Civilisation of Death now and only real awakening can give hope not only for us (people) but also for other living beings here. Otherwise ... maybe we shouldn't experience this what can happen in our lifetime period.

    5. Re:Are we really this blind? by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      While life in general surviving is a good thing, we are generally much more interested in the specific survival of humans. Sure there's been life for hundreds of millions of years, and something would likely survive a major gamma burst, but humans, just like many, many other species before us, would likely become extinct. Then you have to wait for intelligent life to evolve again. It's one heck of a setback for the planet (and possible for the Universe. if we turn out to be the only life then it's our duty to spread life out to the rest of the galaxy).

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    6. Re:Are we really this blind? by WarPresident · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think it's great how preoccupied so many people are about these completely obscure hypothetical apocalypse events. If life has been ticking for hundreds of millions of years without a hitch you can be damn sure that the least of our worries are going to be random gamma radiation. How about the fact that we've lost almost 50% of all types of tropical, mediterranean and temperate forests as well as 30% of deserts over the past 100 years. Stop staring at the sky waiting for asteroids and mythical dragons to swoop down and annihilate the human race, the SUV in your driveway is a much more likely candidate people...

      Okay, if the human race destroys itself before the next Gamma ray burst hits the planet, I owe you a Coke.

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    7. Re:Are we really this blind? by BgJonson79 · · Score: 1

      Slashdot, where telling someone what to say is bad but telling someone what to drive is good.

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    8. Re:Are we really this blind? by Aximxp · · Score: 1

      Here's a breakdown from the article, I forget if it was BBC news or CNN... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v244/aximxp/_409 76441_ecosystems_gra416.gif

    9. Re:Are we really this blind? by Aximxp · · Score: 1

      As it said in the article, 450 million years ago we had a mass extinction event. After this point species became extinct basically due to ecosystem changes, disease pandemics and hunting by humans. The point is that a gamma bust is phenonenally unlikely/completely hypothetical while changes in our ecosystem are incredibly drastic.

      And as per this colonialistic idea that just because there's a universe out there it's our 'duty' to overtake it, Earth was doing pretty fine before we rolled along. Sure we are able to 'appreciate' our surroundings more than the average animal but in the grand scheme of things is that significant?

      Of course we're straying into philosophy here as an appropriate analogy would be "if a tree falls in a forest and noone is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?" The world goes on without us, but this is a good example of the egocentric attitude that allows many of us to turn a blind eye to what's happening in our own backyards.

    10. Re:Are we really this blind? by Aximxp · · Score: 1

      I was referring to the fact that while some species died life as a whole went on. As far as major cataclysmic events we've had 5 major ones over the past 4 billion years so I'd say we're not doing too bad.

      Again, humans have been around for 2 million years roughly.. consider that moden human history as it stands spans some 4000 years or so, and compare that to the speed at which we develop weapons and consume resources.

      If you're looking for a more tangible mass extinction to debate may I suggest http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn4797

    11. Re:Are we really this blind? by Aximxp · · Score: 1
    12. Re:Are we really this blind? by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      Thanks. What is the graph showing? Is it land area, number of species, or something else?

  38. Three Simple Words by serutan · · Score: 1

    Hat
    Reynolds
    Wrap

    1. Re:Three Simple Words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut
      Thefuck
      Up

  39. Easy answer by rainwalker · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "And if we did, would there be any way to protect the planet?"

    Uh, no? First, how would you propose we detect a gamma ray burst, which travels at the speed of light (of course), before it gets here? Second, you're talking about a pulse of energy strong enough to destroy life on a planetary scale from 6,000 light years away! How the hell are you going to protect against that?! Tin foil can't help you now!

    On a side note, this was a plot device in a book by Stephen Baxter, although I can't remember the title. Every couple million years, two stars in the center part of the galaxy would collide, and knock all life in the galaxy back to single-stage or before; species would struggle back up the evolutionary ladder, and just as they achieved spaceflight, the next stars would collide. Great book-

    1. Re:Easy answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Tin foil can't help you now!

      Right. Aluminum foil all the way. I've been saying that for years anyway. Protected from aliens AND nutrino stars.

    2. Re:Easy answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its also the plot in a book of Greg Egan. "Diaspora". If I remember correctlly they know that that is going to happen before it happens because their astronoms are watching the two stars that collided.
      So, we only have to watch all the starts in the galaxy..

    3. Re:Easy answer by haggar · · Score: 1

      I imagine the gamma rays would have problems going through several layers of iron and concrete, and such buildings do exist, with peaople in them. It IS conceivable that someone would survive a gamma burst. In that sense, that plot device you mention, while it almost complelled me to go buy the book you mention, doesn't seem to work. A gamma burst would not be able to completely wipe out a civilization, at least not any house-dwelling civ.

      What do you think?

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    4. Re:Easy answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The atmosphere already filters all the gamma rays coming from space. Next question?

    5. Re:Easy answer by pla · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I imagine the gamma rays would have problems going through several layers of iron and concrete

      Believe it or not, we have 3/4ths of our planet literally covered in one of the simplest ways known to block high-energy photons - Water.

      The GRB in question killed sea life.


      living deep inside a skyscraper won't save you. Living on the far side of the planet would, at least on the short-term, but the longer-term consequences of a GRB sterilizing one side of the planet would not leave the Earth a very health place.

    6. Re:Easy answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, if you read the article (and many of the comments) you would realize that it isn't the initial radiation from the GRB which is deadliest but the following bombardment of solar UV that comes as a result of the depleted ozone layer. While we might not be able to save all the microbes in the seas, I'm sure we could save our own sorry asses from getting sunburned.

    7. Re:Easy answer by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
      First, how would you propose we detect a gamma ray burst, which travels at the speed of light (of course), before it gets here?

      Not sure whether it's feasible, but assuming we manage to learn enough about the physics involved, we might be able to calculate the time at which the gamma rays would hit us. E.g. if we'd detect that two neutron stars are about to collide [1] we could potentially calculate the time at which the gamma rays would arrive.

      [1] Of course when we observe that the neutron stars are "about" to collide, they already have, but then the effects of the collision (the gamma ray burst) will be just as delayed as our observation.

    8. Re:Easy answer by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      The problem with that is that the gamma rays travel at the speed of light, as does light. By the time the light from the collision arrives, so have the gamma rays.

      The only way it could work is if you tracked the stars, saw that they would collide, and took action then. If you wait until you see them collide, it's too late...

    9. Re:Easy answer by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Next question: did you even read the article?

      Clue: the level of radiation we're talking about here is many orders of magnitude greater than what the atmosphere is already blocking.

    10. Re:Easy answer by haggar · · Score: 1

      I think you are just speculating. We don't know what would be the flux or the energy (MeV) of these gamma rays, because we are talking of an event that could happen sometimes in the future. Depending on the flux/concentration of the rays, a living at a certain depth under the water might save you.

      With regards to the event the article speculates about, we can not be certain ALL acquatic life was wiped out. It is true that the great majority of life is to be found in the shallow layers of water, but SOME species live much deeper. Case in point are the anaerobic bacteria living near H2S "springs" in the deepest parts of ocean beds. These microbes, btw. are considered to be the oldest species in existence. They might have even survived the runaway ice age considered to have kiled off... ok, I am going offtopic. Point is, we don't know anything with certainty about surviving a gamma burst situation. The only thing that we know FOR SURE, and I would be really surprised if you disagreed with me on this, is that we would have a greater likelyhood of surviving if we were in the undergrounds under a 100 story skyscraper. I calculate that, in such a case, we would find about 20-30 m of concrete and iron over our head, which is roughly equivalent to 500-1000 m of water, as for gamma ray shielding. Please this graph for reference.

      As for the earth not being a healthy place: you might not like it, but humans are the worst (or best?) kind of rats when it comes to surviving. No wonder we pollute this planet like there's no tomorrow, when we know that we will survive even if we will have to resort to bio-engineered crops, special acquafarms, greenhouses etc. Sure, many will die off, and probably almost all species, but humanity as a whole will go on, albeit a bit "diminished".

      Anyway, you may find out that we agree more than it would seem.

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    11. Re:Easy answer by p3d0 · · Score: 1
      First, how would you propose we detect a gamma ray burst, which travels at the speed of light (of course), before it gets here?
      Uh, by observing the events that cause the gamma ray burst?

      You don't need to be psychic to know you need to squint when someone flips a light switch in a dark room.

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    12. Re:Easy answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Believe it or not, we have 3/4ths of our planet literally covered in one of the simplest ways known to block high-energy photons - Water.
      And about 10 tonnes of air per square meter at sea level! It's quite good at stopping the lower-energy (relatively speaking) gamma rays from thermal sources like neutron starquakes and collapsing stars.
      The GRB in question killed sea life.
      The hypothesized GRB was hypothesized to have reduced ozone in the upper atmosphere, allowing solar ultraviolet light to kill sea life.
    13. Re:Easy answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes I read the article, it's talking about UV light from the Sun frying life on Earth, not gamma rays, which was the question.

    14. Re:Easy answer by General+Wesc · · Score: 1
      Uh, no? First, how would you propose we detect a gamma ray burst, which travels at the speed of light (of course), before it gets here?

      Well, I was going to use quantum entanglement to establish instantaneous communicationwith sensors placed all over the galaxy. :-p

      Of course, we could just watch for the cause rather than the actual burst.

      On a side note, this was a plot device in a book by Stephen Baxter, although I can't remember the title. Every couple million years, two stars in the center part of the galaxy would collide, and knock all life in the galaxy back to single-stage or before; species would struggle back up the evolutionary ladder, and just as they achieved spaceflight, the next stars would collide. Great book-

      On an even sidier note, that's one of the most popular literary devices on Cardassia. (Sorry. Too much Deep Space Nine.)

  40. As per your instructions... by Ieshan · · Score: 5, Funny

    As per your instructions, we've launched the probe.

    Good luck sir, and Godspeed!

    1. Re:As per your instructions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, my ass!

      Why? WHY???

    2. Re:As per your instructions... by akarnid · · Score: 1

      Oh boy if I had any mod points, this would go up to +6 Funny. :)

  41. Black holes do not exist (nature.com) by ABeowulfCluster · · Score: 1
    Black holes do not exist, http://www.nature.com/news/2005/050328/full/050328 -8.html and the idea of two neutron stars running into each other is pretty silly too.

    First, you'd need two neutron stars in the same neighbourhood, then you'd need to line them up precisely to actually hit each other. You have to realize that these things are actually pretty small because they're dense. So the odds of having two neutron stars hit each other by chance is really realy small.

    Paint me skeptical. There's not much evidence of a single neutron star too close to us let alone evidence that two may have hit.

    I guess I'm asking.. 'ok. where's the nearby black hole then?"

  42. Extinction caused by excessive flatulence? by mveloso · · Score: 1

    Maybe the pre-cambrian die-off was caused by massive flatulence on the part of the multi-celled organisms at the time?

    This is about as likely as any other theory, except for the question as to whether methane was a by-product of life at the time.

    Of course, it's just as likely as "some neutron stars somewhere colliding."

    1. Re:Extinction caused by excessive flatulence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is exactly what i was thinking.

      You read my mind.

  43. they know the gamma rays hit... by DarkTempes · · Score: 1

    Dr. Adrivan Melott said, "A gamma ray burst originating within 6,000 light years from Earth would have a devastating effect on life. We don't know exactly when one came, but we're rather sure it did come - and left its mark."

    now yes they are just 'speculating' WHEN it hit, but the effects using computer models are probably decently accurate

    and since the models show that it could have helped cause such problems to ocean life (both in killing off large amounts of the ozone layer and the upper levels of ocean life) it would make sense it put it around a time that such an event DID happen.

  44. Wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The earth is only 10,000 years old.

  45. I'm prepared! by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 1, Funny

    *puts on tin foil hat*

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  46. You should be VERY WORRIED by Hao+Wu · · Score: 1
    WHAT should be done about gamma-ray burst from exploding neutron stars?

    Our leaders DO NOTHING to protect us...

    Is a massive global suicide pact the only solution?

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    1. Re:You should be VERY WORRIED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What if a terrorist gets one of these 'neutron stars?' Who is protecting our freedoms!?

  47. Not the burst by debrain · · Score: 1

    The clever among us are wondering how a 10 second blast can kill so many things on the planet, when half the planet will be on the far side of the burst (a planet that would presumably absorb a great deal of the radiation). It turns out (From TFA) that the burst theoretically destroys the ozone layer, undermining our protective layer against solar radiation, until the ozone layer replenishes. The blurb is a touch misleading.

    Incidentally, wasn't it just shown that black holes don't exist?

  48. Check out... by Hits_B · · Score: 1

    Manifold Space by Steven Baxter. It covers the same concept as outlined in their theory on the cause of the Ordovician extinction

  49. Read the goddamn article by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

    The problem is that it dramatically depletes the ozone layer, increasing the UV exposure, not that the radiation kills everyone. Why do Slashdotters think they're smarter than everyone and that they can read a 1 paragraph summary and critique the research someone has spent years working on?

  50. Do not panic. by Maljin+Jolt · · Score: 1

    but if there is a gamma burst, we get no warning.

    A positive gamma burst forecast is the factual reason for all intelligent species are already evacuated from this galaxy.

    And if we did, would there be any way to protect the planet?

    Yes, it is. Store all life DNA encoding to gamma resistent hardware with nanotech capabilities. The day after, start assembling live organisms to re-create biosphere.

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  51. So what you're saying is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    then you'd need to wrap the earth in a few feet of lead ... the earth needs a tin-foil hat?

    1. Re:So what you're saying is... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Not a hat, a coat.

  52. got mirror? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    seems a neutron star wiped out the server

  53. From TFA: by DrJimbo · · Score: 2, Informative
    First, this isn't just theory, they've measured gamma ray bursts from other galaxies:
    For around 10 seconds, intense pulses of energy are fired off, which can be detected right across the universe. All the bursts recorded by astronomers so far have come from distant galaxies and are therefore harmless to the Earth.

    Second, for all those posting that a 10 second gamma ray burst won't be lethal to all of us:

    Such a burst would strip the Earth of its protective ozone layer, allowing deadly ultraviolet radiation to pour down from the sun.

    They don't RTFA, and they don't read all the other posts saying the same stupid thing. What do they think this is? Slashdot?

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  54. The Unknown by wickedsteve · · Score: 1

    I am sure there are many things out there we don't even know about that could wipe out all life on Earth. Who knows? Maybe even stuff we can not imagine.

  55. it's the ozone layer, not the radiation by cahiha · · Score: 5, Informative

    Given a number of confused responses to this, let's just remind everybody: it's not the gamma rays that kill (they would only get half of the globe anyway), it's the stripping away of the ozone layer followed by intense UV radiation. That's why it's a global effect.

    While that would cause huge famines and disease and kill almost all humans, it is something that our species could survive given our technology.

    1. Re:it's the ozone layer, not the radiation by O-SUSHi · · Score: 0

      That would require like SPF31337+ sunblock wouldn't it?

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    2. Re:it's the ozone layer, not the radiation by Pecisk · · Score: 1

      Personally I would like to see humanity already some 20 years from now capable to restore ozone layer, for our own sake - because we do a little damage here and there and we should take care about that. Of coarse, it is a long way to go, but I guess it isn't something what our sience and humanity can't deal with.

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    3. Re:it's the ozone layer, not the radiation by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1
      Um, the ozone layer would restore itself. Ozone is created naturally when UV hits O2. That's why there's bigger "holes" at the poles in the winter. Less sunlight.

      Where do you think it came from in the first place?

    4. Re:it's the ozone layer, not the radiation by Jboy_24 · · Score: 1

      Given a number of confused responses to this, let's just remind everybody: it's not the gamma rays that kill

      I thought you were going to finish that with,

      Its the stars that generate them.

      But then I noticed you were +5 informative.

  56. Black Holes Ain't Or Are They? by farquharsoncraig · · Score: 1

    The existence of black holes (Wheeler's term) has never been observationally established. However, I feel that when we are finally able to collect hard data on that enigma, we'll see a lot of strange things heretofore unpredicted which totally invalidade every last theory on the macroscopic Universe, and maybe one or two from the microscopic arena. In any of these cases, I look forward with patient anticipation. (:

    1. Re:Black Holes Ain't Or Are They? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, I feel that when we are finally able to collect hard data on that enigma, we'll see a lot of strange things heretofore unpredicted which totally invalidade every last theory on the macroscopic Universe, and maybe one or two from the microscopic arena.

      The same way General Relativity totally invalidated Newtonian Physics? I understand and agree with your thirst for knowledge, but even if we discover new phenomeona or develope new understanding of weird phenomeona it doesn't mean what was a useful tool before stops becoming useful. Just as F=ma is still useful in light of General Relativity, parts of General Relativity will be useful even if we have to re-write some of the underlying principles.

      P.S. This was written by an engineer, not a scientist.

  57. Why should I worry!?!? by DanielNS84 · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new gamma ray emitting overlords!

  58. Obligatory quote by gkwok · · Score: 1

    I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddently cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

  59. Diaspora by Greg Egan by JudgeSlash · · Score: 0
    The solution to this exact problem was the subject of an excellent book called "Diaspora" by Greg Egan, one of the best Hard SF guys out there.

    The soultion is basically to upload our consciousness into machines and bugger off.

    Simple really.

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0061 057983/qid=1113285006/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl 14/104-1964798-7291147?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

  60. No kidding, sherlock by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

    Looks like you figured out how to click on a hyperlink and read the article!

    1. Re:No kidding, sherlock by nate+nice · · Score: 0

      That puts him/her above about 99% of slashdot, huh.

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  61. bad reason for a space program by cahiha · · Score: 1

    Space travelers and people on space stations would probably get killed by the radiation. Earth-like planets nearby would be affected in the same way as earth. Just about the only place you wouldn't be affected would be on the far side of a barren planet or inside a hollow asteroid, but both of those are still far less hospitable places than the earth would be even after such a catastrophy.

    People on earth would largely be protected from the radiation. Their problem is the stripping away of the ozone layer and the subsequent death of most food crops and resulting massive famine.

    However, as a species, this probably wouldn't kill us. You'd still have a breathable atmosphere on earth, decent temperatures, and other favorable conditions compared to just about anywhere else in space. Deep sea fishing, hydroponics, UV-protected green houses, etc. would allow enough humans to survive on earth in order to repopulate the earth.

    1. Re:bad reason for a space program by ccmay · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Just about the only place you wouldn't be affected would be on the far side of a barren planet

      Never mind that, what about the far side of THIS planet? I have a hard time believing that gamma rays could be much of a threat with 7,000 miles of rock and molten iron for shielding. Energy transmission falls off exponentially with linear increases in the thickness of your shielding, don't forget.

      Unless it's the Big Bang reprised, I don't think any organism on the "dark side" of the Earth would suffer a bit of harm. And anything like a neutrino that could pass through the Earth would also (statistically, at least) sail right through you, leaving you untouched.

      IANAA-p. I am not an astro-physicicst. Anyone see any flaw in my argument?

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    2. Re:bad reason for a space program by LiquidRaptor · · Score: 1

      The earth uh rotates, so it would bake evenly on all sides, sorta like a rotiserre, unless the even was due up or due south of the poles.

    3. Re:bad reason for a space program by arose · · Score: 1
      The earth uh rotates [..]
      ...In ten seconds?
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    4. Re:bad reason for a space program by ccmay · · Score: 1
      The earth uh rotates, so it would bake evenly on all sides

      Read the original posting again. It's supposed to be a ten-second burst.

      -ccm

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    5. Re:bad reason for a space program by cahiha · · Score: 1

      IANAA-p. I am not an astro-physicicst. Anyone see any flaw in my argument?

      Yes: you didn't RTFA and you didn't write what I wrote.

      What kills is not the gamma radiation (that may not even kill you on the ground), it's the stripping of the ozone layer over half the globe. And that will eventually kill life all over the planet.

    6. Re:bad reason for a space program by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      Not if it only lasts 10 minutes...

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    7. Re:bad reason for a space program by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Well what happens is Evil Superman flies about the world and speeds up the rotation. He'll also be able to go into the future this way, possibly to a time where only superman exists. Then the two can battle it out and destroy the world in the process. But who cares, by that time no humans will be around.

    8. Re:bad reason for a space program by stevesliva · · Score: 1

      They postulated that the ozone layer would be substantially removed, flooding the earth's surface and the shallower parts of the oceans with UV, killing lots of plankton, wreaking havoc, etc etc.

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    9. Re:bad reason for a space program by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

      I thought the ozone layer pretty much went away during magnetic pole reversals, which have happened much more freqently than local GRBs...

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  62. Manned Colonies by pentalive · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't help.

    It Earth is bathed in Gamma Rays then so would be the moon and Mars.

    I wonder if Massive water (deep underwater habitat) or deep underground would be safe...

    1. Re:Manned Colonies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It caused massive extinction of sea life and you're wondering if underwater habitats are going to save us?

      dom

  63. Re:Science.... fiction.... hype by farquharsoncraig · · Score: 1

    And the moral is... don't believe everything you read on slashdot. (-:

  64. Bush's fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's Bush's fault. Global warming! Save the icebergs! It's Bush's fault. Let's get a Democrat there so that the earth will cool down.

    1. Re:Bush's fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats why democrats are blue!

  65. Re:Actually, it's not quite as dangerous as it sou by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    "If our lives depended on saving the ozone in a hurry, I'm sure it could be done."

    You'd still have to get it up to high altitudes. Ozone is pretty toxic stuff; many exterminators use it to fumigate houses and more or less sterilize the place. It's not something you want lingering in the lower atmosphere.

  66. And the bitch of the matter? by krray · · Score: 1

    And do you know what the bitch of the matter is?
    It is that since the day I was born ... I'm gonna die.
    Something, at some point in my life ... will make my heart stop.

    And there's not a damn thing I can do about it.

    Me, I'd put the sun glasses on and enjoy the light show.

  67. C'mon by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 2, Interesting
    and his hot cousin She-Hulk
    That deserves a link.
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    1. Re:C'mon by j-b0y · · Score: 1

      And *poof* goes the bandwidth for the Geocities site.

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    2. Re:C'mon by j-b0y · · Score: 1

      OK OK, here's another link.

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  68. Tin Foil Hats? by yogibaer · · Score: 1

    I already have one of those and as they protect me from the alien mind control rays, gamma should be walk in the park :-).

  69. Here is your answer: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if?
    What if?
    What if?

  70. Kind of far off by Enrique1218 · · Score: 1

    I take this type of claim with a grain of salt. What physical evidence is left behind? Second the intensity of burst would have to be tremendous. Intensity is inversely proportion to the square of the distance. So after just one light year, the insensity would be reduce by factor of 10^31. With the claim of 6000 light years, it is reduce by a factor 10^39. Now 6000 light years is a big space with alot of stuff between the source and earth. With gravitational bending and absorption by other star systems, you could reduce the intensity even further. Now when reaches Earth (assuming its still of sufficient instenity) it can at best wipe out half the ozone assuming it hits nothing else in the solar system. Now, at this moment, we have pretty sizeable hole in our ozone layer and no mass extinction. I wonder if the simulation took all those into factors into consideration or did it just assume that the Earth and the source were the only two objects in the galaxy.

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  71. Optimal solution here by Lighterup · · Score: 5, Funny

    For a limited time I am offering heavy gamma screen lotion. This specially formulated lotion can provide you with protection for up to 12 seconds. Our lotion has been formulated with special serpentin oils and thus is guarented to work. We offer full money back after neutron star event,if your not satisfied.

    1. Re:Optimal solution here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They misspelled your=you're, must be fake!

  72. At least check the name of the journal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The paper is in Astrophysical Journal Letters (aka ApJL), not in the Journal of Astrophysical Letters. Why in the world would somebody feel the need to 'correct' the journal name?

  73. How about this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Couldn't we all just crowd around inside the shadow of the moon?

    No, I didn't read TFA.

  74. Protection? by rk · · Score: 1

    I suppose it depends on your interpretation of the word "catch" in the last sentence, which was the only way I could interpret this article as saying the Swift probe was protecting anyone or anything. I just interpreted "catch" as "catching something on film", versus "catching the evil interstellar death rays and saving the world."

  75. Array of tin foil hats. by CoolSilver · · Score: 1

    We all know we need tin foil hats. But can't the large array of satelites and assorted useless space junk (Hubble and soon to be the ISS) be our tin foil hats as they get knocked out of orbit?

    We all know solar flares can screw up satelites. They are simplely magnetic and radiation fields.

    What do we do, send a monkey to spread tin foil between the satelites so we become a giant baked potato.

  76. Re:Black holes do not exist (nature.com) by zuhone · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "the idea of two neutron stars running into each other is pretty silly too" Not at all. There is a very well-developed theory on this. 3/4 of the stars in our galaxy have a companion or more. For some of these, the two stars are massive enough to both collapse to neutron stars when they run out of nuclear energy. Since they're gravitationally bound, they will continue to orbit each other. However, the movement of these two stars will cause them to spiral inward because they will emit gravitational radiation and lose energy. In fact, the best confirmation of general relativity to date has been to measure the orbital decay time of a pair of neutron stars (yes, we have found a few of these) and check the results against Einstein. Whether black holes exist or not, it's irrelevant to this question. It's all about neutron stars.

  77. NO WARNING by awfulshot · · Score: 0
    we get no warning. And if we did,
    Sorry, but there is NO possible way to get a warning. Gamma rays travel at the speed of light... :/
  78. DS9 said it best by Macphisto · · Score: 1
    31 INT. CARGO BAY

    Jack and Patrick are huddled around a LARGE MONITOR displaying an OKUDAGRAM showing the contraction of the universe. Lauren luxuriates on the couch nearby, studying a PADD displaying a PICTURE of NOG that she called up from his personnel file.

    JACK
    The fact is that the universe is going to stop expanding and collapse in on itself. We've got to do something before it's too late.

    Patrick's upset, but Lauren is more interested in Nog's picture.

    PATRICK
    How much time do we have left?

    JACK
    Sixty trillion years, seventy at the most.

    PATRICK
    (despondent)
    Oh, no.

    The moral of the story: don't worry about what you can't solve, and isn't even going to hurt you anyway.

  79. GUESS WHAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only half the Earth will get irradiated! WOW! We're all saved! Mod me up for being so original and insightful.

  80. Gamma radiation... by CoolSilver · · Score: 1

    In Korea, only kills old people

  81. Mod Parent UP!!!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod Parent UP!!!!!!!!

  82. hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will I feel the pain before I die? if not, I am not worrying it that much.

    1. Re:hmmmm by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      why do you even care if dying will hurt? I mean you still die at the end, nothing matters, not even some amount of pain.

    2. Re:hmmmm by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Spoken like someone who presumably has never felt the pain of terminal cancer or even a good strong migraine.

      Your attitude is very strange. Taken to the extreme, since life is just a long prelude to death, why bother having a nice pleasant life at all ?

    3. Re:hmmmm by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Oh, common, sure I had headaches and various other pains. I wasn't talking about something that takes days to die, I was talking about a few minutes of pain before death.

    4. Re:hmmmm by sabernet · · Score: 1

      Fall feet first in a a large inductrial shredder and I'm fairly certain those would be the longest few minutes imaginable.

      Just my hypothosis.

    5. Re:hmmmm by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I am sure it will hurt a bit, but you are forgetting that people with this sort of immediate pain simply turn off, lose consciousness due to pain shock. All I am saying that a few minutes of horrible pain are nothing special since you are dying anyway. So big deal, it hurt once, but it's the last time so you don't have to live with the memory of that pain :)

  83. talking of fishy creatures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a trap!

  84. Re:Binary pulsars and neutron stars do exist by zennor · · Score: 3, Informative

    The consensus among professional astronomers is still overwhelmingly in support of the existence of black holes.

    Your second point about two neutron stars being unlikely to run into each other is not correct. Extensive studies of binary neutron star systems such as PSR B1913+16 and PSR B1534+12 provide stringent checks on general relativity. Each of these systems has two neutron stars orbiting each other with one of the pair also being detectable as a pulsar. Each component in the system is spiralling in towards the other.

    The recent discovery of the first known binary pulsar system (see http://www.atnf.csiro.au/news/press/double_pulsar/ ) PSR J0737-3039 in 2003-4 using the Parkes radio telescope in Australia provides astronomers with an even better testbed.

    In this system the two pulsars orbit each other every 2.4 hours, making them some of the fastest-moving stars known. As they orbit they lose orbital energy through gravitational radiation. They move closer together. The rate at which this happens can be determined and inital studies suggest the two pulsars will coalesce in about 85 million years. This system is about 1,600-2,00 light years or 550 parsecs distant from us. I can assure you that astronomers are actively observing and studying this system as it is allows them to test theories of gravity with incredible precision.

    Neutron star collisions do/will occur and will produce strong gravity waves and most likely high fluxes of gamma rays.

    There are now long-term projects monitoring pulse arrival times from pulsars across the sky with the aim of detecting gravity waves.

  85. Not a star collision but engineering. by lastcor · · Score: 1

    I dont think scientists can see above their field and so they say everything about anything. Living in Italy I can see with my eyes that his shape is incompatible with actual science. When Jesus washed feets at last supper he probaly tried to put us in the right road but it was too late:our egoism prevented our understanding and is impeding it also now. Personally I can dream earth living eternally in God unity and every country having his shape and his reason in a n-dimensional universe but there things don't happen but are. It dont seem umanity to be ready to this:people still like too much killing each other as soon as any power tell them: you can do it without problems because they are weaker than us. But regarding neutron star collision it is evident that we are not alone in this universe,we are simply the most stupids,so we just need not to deserve it.

  86. not anymore by leehwtsohg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No. Humans are not a gene's way to make more genes.
    They might be "an idea's way to make more ideas", since what humans do is mainly governed by culture, not genes. But even that is simplistic, since the actual contents of ideas matters. Some are morals, beliefs or scientific theories, all of which can utterly change the trans mission patterns of ideas, and human dynamics in general.

    1. Re:not anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You forgot to refute his point.

    2. Re:not anymore by q-the-impaler · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In the context of spreading genes, what makes humans so different from animals, or protozoans? Do they not count simply because we cannot perceive their desire to procreate?

      Further, are human morals, theories, and ideas more important to spread than those of protozoans? And before you answer that they do not have any of those, I challenge you to irrefutably prove it.

      Now that you realize you are a miniscule and insignificant creature (like the rest of us), go home and cry and welcome your gamma-ray overlords.

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    3. Re:not anymore by geekoid · · Score: 1

      " In the context of spreading genes, what makes humans so different from animals, or protozoans?"

      beause we can chose not to.

      "Further, are human morals, theories, and ideas more important to spread than those of protozoans? "

      yes, because they are ours. our morals, theories, and ideas are more important then anything elses. Without that, a species would become extinct.

      "Now that you realize you are a miniscule and insignificant creature (like the rest of us),"

      We are not miniscule and insignificant, We are great and powerfull. We bend the concrete and steel to our will, we control information and make it move at the speed of light. We have sent machines outside our own solar system, walked on the moon. We have explored the depths, and climbed all the mountains.
      We go out to the ocean and ride waves five stories high for fun. We can fly through the sky, we can jump out of a plane 30,000 feet in the air and use technology WE created to land safely.

      Yeah, all this has risks, but we laugh at those risks and embrace them, we do not let them stop us. When we are thrown a curve ball we get up, and continue on.

      We Are Humans!

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    4. Re:not anymore by Comrade64 · · Score: 1


      Humans don't only pass on information stored within our genetic structure. Humans, more than any other animal, carry on evolution at a level much higher than our animal cousins because our evolution depends only partly on genes, but to a vast degree on memes. Genes code proteins, memes code ideas/thoughts. But just like genes, there are a lot of memes that are vestigial and don't do much of anything, and some memes are quite handy to have around. Some memes even work in conjunction with genes (i.e. hunter gatherer instinct and modern day shopping). Memes are the basic ideas and basic thoughts that often are the building blocks of culture and lead to the success, failure, and stagnation of civilizations.

      The human desire to procreate is based on genes, but who we chose to procreate, or practice procreating with is based mostly on memes. Most other animals, and protozoa, don't give a tinkers cuss about memes, otherwise they would build tiny pyramids to worship us with. I think this pyramid theory is your irrefutable proof that protozoa don't care for human morals, theories and ideas.

      I won't care about the protozoa until they build me a pyramid, demmit!

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    5. Re:not anymore by ipfwadm · · Score: 1
      I think this pyramid theory is your irrefutable proof that protozoa don't care for human morals, theories and ideas.

      He never said to prove that protozoa don't care for human morals, theories, and ideas. He said to prove that protozoa don't have their own morals, theories, and ideas.

    6. Re:not anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This man has a small penis and a big car.

    7. Re:not anymore by q-the-impaler · · Score: 1
      Most other animals, and protozoa, don't give a tinkers cuss about memes, otherwise they would build tiny pyramids to worship us with.
      Just because you can't perceive their form of the pyramid, it doesn't mean they didn't make it. My point is not that I think protozoans are really intelligent, but that we only believe what our limited perception shows us. I cannot conceive that a protozoan can be part of a social culture, but I cannot irrefutably prove it, either.

      Sometimes it's best to just say, "it seems very unlikely."
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  87. Measures and countermeasures by Z00L00K · · Score: 1
    The event is fairly rare, and hard to predict. In any case if that is going to happen it's not much we can do about it.

    In case this happens the burst is about ten seconds, which means that only half the earth will suffer the direct radiation. The other half will suffer varying grades of radiation depending on the filtering by the earth itself. There will certainly be immediate effects of radiation poisioning, but also secondary effects since the plant life will be highly affected. A drop in oxygen levels will probably occur which will cause additional extinctions of larger animals (including humans).

    The only safe place would be to relocate to the Andromeda galaxy.

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  88. ed dames by courseB · · Score: 1

    this is something along the lines dr doom, an expert remote viewer, says will hit us soon....dubbed 'the kill shot'

  89. Uh, something's not right here... by Grandmaster+Mort · · Score: 1

    Considering that I can actually remember back to my middle school and high school years (a long time ago) and how I was also able to find this educator's guide off NASA's site (http://sunearth.gsfc.nasa.gov/sunearthday/2003/ed ucators_guide2003/pdf/rwaves_acts.pdf), I honestly don't understand what the big deal is. I was always taught that X-Rays and gamma rays are completely blocked by our atmosphere, so why would this type of scenario put us in danger exactly? Also, how in the hell did the gamma radiation supposedly break through our atmosphere 400+ million years ago? So where exactly is the danger of this gamma radiation coming from?

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    1. Re:Uh, something's not right here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was always taught that X-Rays and gamma rays are completely blocked by our atmosphere, so why would this type of scenario put us in danger exactly?

      From TFA: A gamma ray burst would strip the Earth of its protective ozone layer, allowing deadly ultraviolet radiation to pour down from the sun. This causes the plankton and other life in the first few feet of the oceans to be destroyed. Plankton are at the bottom of the marine food chain providing for animals which are then preyed upon by larger species.

      Understand now?

  90. Perfect "Doable" Solution by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 1

    Let's send Steven Seagal! He'll take care of anything in his path without changing his facial expression and in the end, victory shall be ours :|

    1. Re:Perfect "Doable" Solution by Chrispy1000000+the+2 · · Score: 1

      But where will he get the sword to smite the enemy and pose for a good 10 seconds? And we must decide for who to be the nameless bald government guy who gives critical information of a meaningless nature. Oh, and we can't forget to put pieces of seemingly unrelated stuff in certian places, so Seagal can come to an astounding 'eureka' after precisely 11.375 seconds!

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  91. It doesn't seem quite so scary to me by jesterzog · · Score: 4, Informative

    Keep in mind the volume of a sphere is 4/3 pi r^3, so the volume of space that this would take up is increased by a factor of 8,000,000. I'd say, that the chance of this happening to us, therefore is increased by a factor of 8 million.

    If the 6,000 LY limit is justifiable, I don't think it's quite as bad as you make out... at least not without some much more definitive research.

    6,000 Light Years is practically next door on the galactic scale. It's certainly not infeasible (for someone qualified) to simply look at a survey of what's in our local space and determine immediately if we're at risk based on anything that looks unstable. (I'm not a professional astronomer, so someone's welcome to correct me if they know otherwise.)

    The most obvious potential threat that's relatively close is probably Eta Carinae, which is about as massive as it's possible to get, and it's been hypothesised in the past that there's a small chance we might be at risk from a sudden gamma ray burst from it. But it's still about 8,000 light years away and there's still not enough known about it to have any accurate idea of when it's going to blow itself apart, either tommorrow or millions of years from now.

    If there's still a reasonable chance that it could happen at some point in the future, this doesn't mean that there's any chance at all of it happening tommorrow. Stars orbit move a lot relative to each other sa they orbit the galactic centre. Our Sun does that in about 226 million years, but in the space of hundreds of thousands of years, galactic material barely moves relative to each other at all. It's feasible that at some time in the next few million years or more we will be close to something dangerous for some period of time. If we're not close enough to it now, though, the chance of that happening is still zero.

    This is all dependent on that 6,000 Light Year limit being correct, of course. Clearly it's still all subject to change as we learn more about the Universe, which we still know next-to-nothing about. I don't think there's much point worrying about the great unknown, though, at least until we know enough to know that there's actually a risk. Otherwise it would just lead to paranoia.

    1. Re:It doesn't seem quite so scary to me by ozbird · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Slight nitpick: You should worry about whether it blew up 8,000 years ago - that's how long it will take for the light (and any GRB) to reach here. If it blew up tomorrow, we wouldn't know for another 8,000 years.

    2. Re:It doesn't seem quite so scary to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should worry about whether it blew up 8,000 years ago - that's how long it will take for the light (and any GRB) to reach here. If it blew up tomorrow, we wouldn't know for another 8,000 years.

      Unless someone opened a wormhole to a planet near the GRB.

    3. Re:It doesn't seem quite so scary to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just set an explosive charge just outside the wormhole. Then it would just redirect to another planet.

    4. Re:It doesn't seem quite so scary to me by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

      And then use it to blow up a sun when the bad guys are breating down your neck.

    5. Re:It doesn't seem quite so scary to me by hvatum · · Score: 0

      "But it's still about 8,000 light years away and there's still not enough known about it to have any accurate idea of when it's going to blow itself apart, either tommorrow or millions of years from now." ... or 7,999 years ago!!

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  92. Actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it would just turn half the planet into people that you wouldn't like them if they were angry.

  93. Don't be scared. Here's the plan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would not rule out the chance to preserve a nucleus of human specimens. It would be quite easy at the bottom of some deep mineshafts. The radiation would never penetrate a mine some thousands of feet deep. And in a matter of weeks, sufficient improvements in dwelling space could easily be provided.

    I say we start building these shelters now, and since you can't know of a gamma ray burst in advance (it travels at light speed), we would have to keep them populated permanently. In order to rebuild modern society after a gamma ray burst, we would have to ensure that enough programmers are among the survivors. And with the proper breeding techniques and a ratio of say, ten females to each male, I would guess that the survivors could then work their way back to the present gross national product within say, twenty years.

    1. Re:Don't be scared. Here's the plan. by Meetch · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      I gotta ask...

      Ummm, I understand that breeding may be important, but what part do females play in that??? How does it work??? Are they important? Surely not as important as computers!

      Yours confusedly,
      Errr...

  94. Maybe it should happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The thing I find most interesting is that all these events that have occured through time have been to make the planet stronger. I'm a string believer that humans are just another animal. We will exist until we become extinct either through natural catastrophe or self made distaster. The planet will live on until such time as it is sucked into the sun. The sun will move on until it dies out or collides with another.

    The fact is that we're nothing on the grand scale. I do believe we should fight for our survival, but it also depresses me that when we're all dead and our bodies progress from ferterlizer to oil, the planet may not actually recover completely from the damage that we've done. Someday, a new race of animals with "intelligence" enough to learn to engineer etc... will look for oar and other basic supplies and dig up our garbage. It just seems embarressing.

    As for the human race, we'll survive for a while longer. I figure we have at least 1,000 more years of ruining the planet before we have used all our natural resources up and will have to live like something out of a bad Kevin Costner movie.

  95. Swift satellite by knickerbocker · · Score: 1

    Wasn't Swift launched last year? Could the author perhaps offer a little more about the topic other than just the basic idea? "We could all die in 10 seconds! The sky is falling!" Paranoid silly article. Give us more to chew on.

  96. Big, scary, bad, Facts by Tesral · · Score: 1
    I've got this on my things to do list right behind cleaning up the Earth crossing asteroids and preventing Yellowstone from erupting. Mind you this is right behind world hunger and the energy crisis. And once I have the gamma burst danger in control I'll tackle the tough one, Mid-east peace.

    Yes, the possibility is real. Yes it could have happened in the past. It will happen again. Why should we worry about it?

    This is the kind of thing I call Disasterbation. Like the recent run of "Yellowstone will kill us all" programs on the infortainment networks. Forgive me if finding a cheaper wireless rate is higher on my things to do list. Yes, we need to do something about the threats we can do something about. Those asteroids for example. That threat is within our ability to control if not yet within the public will to do something about it. I wonder how big a city has to be smacked before that will will exist?

    I am of the opinion we should put our physical and mental energy into problems we can deal with.

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    1. Re:Big, scary, bad, Facts by PigleT · · Score: 1

      > I wonder how big a city has to be smacked before that will will exist?

      You're spot on. Show me *one* city that's been decimated by an extra-terrestrial object yet, and tell me the probability doesn't follow a power-law about expected size of obliterated area versus frequency, I dareya. :)

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  97. Wow this is scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could happen anytime...makes you think huh

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  98. The ozone layer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Strip away half our ozone layer in a few weeks? It's taken us two centuries to do that. We are seriously lagging behind.

  99. questions questions everywhere! by jesterzog · · Score: 1

    Gee, I wish all "Ask Slashdot" postings were this easy..

    I filtered Ask Slashdot and YRO from my front page a long time ago. What I'd really like to be able to do, though, is filter all stories that have a question mark at the end of the story title. A regular expression filter would do the trick, if not too inefficient.

    If you can't actually justify what you're reporting as more than rumours, you shouldn't bother reporting it. At the very least, reporting unresearched stuff and asking slashdot readers to verify its worth is lazy, and a poor substitute for the submitter and editors actually doing the easy research themselves and telling people about it instead of asking them.

    Yeah, I know. This is slashdot. But if editors won't stop posting stupid headlines with stupidly phrased stories, I'd still like a regex filter.

  100. Look at the simple odds by goon+america · · Score: 1

    If it's happened only once in the four billion years that Earth has sustained life, chances of it happening in your lifetime are difficult to distinguish from zero, and also difficult to distinguish from the odds of it hitting any of the next forty generations of your progeny.

    There are much more likely threats that humanity faces such as climate change-related problems, nuclear war, running out of fossil fuels, not to mention AIDS has a good chance of wiping out 10% of the human population within our lifetimes. What do you put the odds on at least one of those things happening within your life span?

  101. Loss of ozone by erice · · Score: 5, Informative

    Any gamma burst from a single point will only fall on half the Earth's surface directly. What stops us from just hopping across to the other half, instead of needing scifi tech to survive?

    Short Answer: RTFA
    Long Answer:

    The Gamma rays would destroy the ozone on the unlucky side. Once the ozone redistbutes, you are down to 50% everywhere. That is, aparently, enough to kill plankton. Probably would kill land plants, too.

    So, on the unlucky side everybody dies. On the lucky side, crops fail for several years. Very bad news, though I doubt it would actually exterminate the human race. Plants would still grow in UV filtered green houses.

    1. Re:Loss of ozone by Scorillo47 · · Score: 1

      >>> The Gamma rays would destroy the ozone on the unlucky side.

      No, actually that's incorrect, and I'm amazed that such an innacuracy goes into a public article. Gamma rays will rather create a huge quantity of ozone on the exposed side of the earth. Note that gamma rays are ionizing radiations, due to the fact that their energy is high enough (in the order of MeV or more) to wipe out an electron out of its orbit due to either the Compton effect or the photoelectric effect.

      That said, ozone is quite toxic so in the end you might end up with the same mass life extinction...

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    2. Re:Loss of ozone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From TFA: "Computer models showed that up to half the ozone layer could be destroyed within weeks."

      Am I going to trust some random Slashdotter's gut feeling, or a computer model and the Astrophysical Journal Letters peer review process?

    3. Re:Loss of ozone by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      Im amazed you didnt read it.

      THe gamma rays will split the N2 and O2 molecules, which will result in the creation of lots of NOx in the stratosphere which will destroy the ozone.

      Or how do you think that a 10second burst could take weeks to destroy the ozone?

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    4. Re:Loss of ozone by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Consider that most of the oxygen you breathe comes from the sea. "Probably would kill land plants, too" just makes that problem worse.

      Additionally, last I've heard about the other gamma-ray based extinction, the problem wasn't just wiping out the ozone layer, but replacing it with a brown layer of nitrous oxide. It caused, if I remember right, a massive glaciation that lasted a million years.

      Think the "nuclear winter" theories. Same idea here, except that instead of a layer of dust blocking the sun, you have a thick brown layer of nitrous oxide.

      So I'll say that while it might not make humans really extinct, it will very likely make their life a living hell. Well, the Norse frozen hell, rather than our burning brimstone one, but not a comfortable place to be in anyway.

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    5. Re:Loss of ozone by raduf · · Score: 1



      Well with war and famine and the surviving politicians.. it just might exterminate us.

    6. Re:Loss of ozone by nappingcracker · · Score: 1

      Plants would still grow in UV filtered green houses.

      As would the remainder of the human race!

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    7. Re:Loss of ozone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah if all it does is lower the temperature, we can just cause global warming.. right?

  102. Hulk? by rockhome · · Score: 1

    If we were all exposed to such radiation, would we all turn in to varying versions of the Hulk? Incredible or otherwise?

    Wouldn't Stan Lee like that.

  103. The Danger is Not the Gamma Rays directly by red_ninja2 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The real problem is ozone depletion and the formation of odd Nitrogen compounds, such as NO2. NO2 absorbs visible light (i.e. it gets dark and cold) and also steals ozone, O3, which is what saves our DNA from getting destroyed by UV light. Its not the gamma rays themselves that will kill us, they'll only last for 10 seconds and plenty of people will survive by simply being on the other side of the planet at the time. the radiation isnt going to cover the entire planet, but the argument they are trying to make is that it will make a hole in the ozone layer and might lower global temperatures. Here are some quotes from a preprint paper of theirs that I dug up at http://www.arxiv.org/ftp/astro-ph/papers/0503/0503 625.pdf "For some time, it has been known that high energy radiation may, through dissociation of N2 , create a variety of "odd nitrogen" compounds which lead to ozone depletion, making the atmosphere more transparent to solar UVB (290-315 nm) radiation. UVB is strongly absorbed by the DNA molecule and hazardous to life [e.g. Cockell 1999]." "Reid et al. [1978] noted two other potentially important effects, which have been acknowledged [Thorsett 1995] but not yet treated quantitatively in subsequent discussions of GRB atmospheric ionization effects. NO2 is one of the primary compounds formed. It has a major role in O3 depletion, but also absorbs strongly in the visible, giving it a brown cast. Such absorption may easily lower global temperatures, if sufficient NO2 is formed. Also, rainout of dilute nitric acid (HNO3) is one of the principal mechanisms of removal for the so-called "odd nitrogen" or "NOy" compounds formed. This can potentially contribute large amounts of biologically active nitrogen to the biosphere. The results are unpredictable but may be major, since biota are typically nitrate-starved and highly responsive to supplementation [Schlesinger 1997]"

  104. Re:Actually, it's not quite as dangerous as it sou by Anarchitect_in_oz · · Score: 1

    So a better option to Nuclear might be those Solar Stack Power Generators. as seen in wired.
    http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,66694, 00.html/

    After all its a big funnel to at least the mid-atmosphere, and it produces power that could be used to make the ozone.

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  105. A way to protect the planet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Superman.

  106. but some of their offspring might by Rooked_One · · Score: 1

    be remembered. What if your son or daughter figures out a way to block such a gamma radiation effect?

    1. Re:but some of their offspring might by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then he would be forgotten like most everyone else. On the other hand, if he found a way to CAUSE a gamma ray burst, then he would probably be remembered forever by the few survivors and their offspring.

  107. Manifold Space by DoubleReed · · Score: 2, Informative

    The name of the book was manifold space. Great sci-fi, probably Baxter's best book. Dont read the other manifold books they are in no way part of a series.

    I remember picking up that book and being floored by the fact that it starts off with the Fermi paradox. The downside is the plot is pretty morbid. I won't give away the ending but prepare to be underwhelmed with the rewards all of the main characters get for in some cases literally thousands of years of tireless effort towards the safety of humanity and life in general

    1. Re:Manifold Space by Sesticulus · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but aren't all of Baxter's books morbid? I really enjoy them (everything except moonseed), but damn I'm depressed after reading them.

      He seems to have a recurring theme. Humans create or influence something else, humans go extinct, the something else populates the galaxy (Titan, two of the Manifold books, Evolution). In his lighter books, he skips the something else and we just go extinct (the Xeelee books).

  108. You got that right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scientists do not understand the whole shape of anything and can't see above their fields. If they could they would know the truth: Time is a cube!

  109. Adopt penguins! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fast save the penguins!

  110. AHA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the other side gets insta-sunburn the moment they walk outdoors for the next few years.

    Proof that geeks do abide by darwin's laws! You see our natural aversion to sunlight is akin to an animal's honing of instict. We are the next generation survivor =)

  111. Check the research article by FleaPlus · · Score: 4, Informative

    A pre-print of the research article is available. The impression that I get is that they don't claim to really "prove" the idea, but rather pose it as a very interesting hypothesis which is compatible with the evidence and deserves further investigation. In particular, I think their claim is that gamma ray bursts can explain the evidence of rapid cooling from the extinction period. Of course, the popular press claims this tentative hypothesis like it was already a concrete fact, but that's what the press does.

    Here's the basic info:

    Title: Did a gamma-ray burst initiate the late Ordovician mass extinction?

    Abstract: Gamma-ray bursts (hereafter GRB) produce a flux of radiation detectable across the observable Universe, and at least some of them are associated with galaxies. A GRB within our own Ggalaxy could do considerable damage to the Earth's biosphere; rate estimates suggest that a dangerously near GRB should occur on average two or more times per billion years. At least five times in the history of life, the Earth experienced mass extinctions that eliminated a large percentage of the biota. Many possible causes have been documented, and GRB may also have contributed. The late Ordovician mass extinction approximately 440 million years ago may be at least partly the result of a GRB. A special feature of GRB in terms of terrestrial effects is a nearly impulsive energy input of order 10 s. Due to expected severe depletion of the ozone layer, intense solar ultraviolet radiation would result from a nearby GRB, and some of the patterns of extinction and survivorship at this time may be attributable to elevated levels of UV radiation reaching the Earth. In addition a GRB could trigger the global cooling which occurs at the end of the Ordovician period that follows an interval of relatively warm climate. Intense rapid cooling and glaciation at that time, previously identified as the probable cause of this mass extinction, may have resulted from a GRB.

    1. Re:Check the research article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alien motherships entering the stmosphere and using gamma ray guns to clean the planet is also as plausable, same as Volgons using their gamma ray measuring devices causing the demise.

      the redicilous fits the plausable with this example.

      Maybe the dolphins discovered how to make their own WMD's back then and had a mishap?

      anything is plausable with this one.

    2. Re:Check the research article by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      Well, except we know that gamma ray bursts regularly occur in our galaxy. The question is whether or not one occured close to our planet 450 million years ago.

  112. Hmm by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

    Were they killed by the gamma radiation, or was it the following rampage of very angry, large, green fish?

  113. aliens will transmit a ROT13 encoded warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "green clerk try, gel or abjure"

  114. Re:Scary Stuff - Child rearing by xav_jones · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought we fell apart much more rapidly because of child-rearing.

  115. Easy by Onceat · · Score: 1

    just fly to the otherside of the planet , and hide in a cave

  116. Obvious Star Wars Quote by alba7 · · Score: 1

    The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the power of the Force.
    -- Darth Vader

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    1. Re:Obvious Star Wars Quote by Rooked_One · · Score: 1
      what if the force is so concentrated on one planet, that to destroy that planet would destroy the force?

      (gaud i'm being retardulous now)

  117. Black holes by dallaylaen · · Score: 1

    Black holes do not exist, but some weird objects that behave exactly like black holes do. :))

    OTOH, I haven't found that article too reasonable. It relies on contradictions between Quantum physics and General Relativity that are currently being solved by Superstring theory.

    http://superstringtheory.com/

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  118. Whew! by eno2001 · · Score: 1

    At first I thought this was an Ask Slashdot question that got a little out of hand. ;P

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  119. Swift next month? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, Swift is up there now, having been launched late last year, and it is keeping we astronomers very busy. I'm up chasing one right now, actually.....

  120. Sixth extinction already here by LarsWestergren · · Score: 1

    Hey, why worry about neutron stars? As the article says, we can't do anything about it. But we are already in the sixth mega-extinction.

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  121. Magma outpourings more likely than gamma burst by CactusCritter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Inasmuch as no one has, insofar as I've read, any way of detecting that a large gamma burst occurred for any of the mass extinctions, I think that we should settle for the things we can detect.

    For instance, the greatest mass extinction that occured at the end of the Permian Period was associated with the largest surface outpourings of magma that the earth has ever experienced. These episodes poison the air and the water on a worldwide basis. No need for hypothetical gamma bursts to explain the largest extinction.

  122. Movies of colliding neutron stars by balaam's+ass · · Score: 1

    http://esa.c.u-tokyo.ac.jp/~shibata/anim.html

  123. Are you sure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean my lead foil hat won't help?

  124. You also misspelled ... by cablepokerface · · Score: 1

    If our reality as we know it suddenly got deleted for whatever reason

    ... SpacePassage

  125. Your answer is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to the article, it would suffice to regenerate 1/2 of the ozone layer. In a few year we might already have the technology to do that because we need it to compensate the ozone depletion due to industrialization.

  126. Gamma Rays by kangpeh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Technology has advanced considerably when compared to 450 million years in the past. When it comes to gamma rays and so forth, if you consider the fact that life exists on the planet now, ironically, an asteroid hitting the planet would have a much larger inpact than a starburst. In the case of a starburst, with the help of radioactive precautious measures such as lead and a little bit of water, we can taste the rainbow.

    1. Re:Gamma Rays by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      ...with the small detail that the wave travels at speed of light and there's nothing that would hint us that it's going to happen. If you were given 10 minute warning to reach shelter, that wouldn't be a problem. But you're not. You're on the day side - you're fried. On the night side - well, if the warning (at night, when most people sleep) reaches you fast enough, you can get to shelters before wind and rain from the radioactive side of the planet reaches you. Then live in the post-nuclear world where half of the planet is dead and the other contaminated.

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      Anagram("United States of America") == "Dine out, taste a Mac, fries"
  127. A good plot device... by mbrother · · Score: 1

    I was going to use it my second novel (currently under revision) but the numbers didn't work out the way I needed them, too. I'm saving the research I did for my third book.

    --
    Professor of Astronomy, Author of Spider Star & Star Dragon (Tor)
    1. Re:A good plot device... by xirtam_work · · Score: 1

      thanks for the book. i've just downloaded and started reading it. very good so far. all the best with your writing.

    2. Re:A good plot device... by mbrother · · Score: 1

      Thanks for checking it out. If you like it, spread the word. Now if I can only find the time to finish revisions on the second book...

      --
      Professor of Astronomy, Author of Spider Star & Star Dragon (Tor)
  128. Joke #2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    if there is a gamma burst, we get no warning. And if we did, would there be any way to protect the planet?

    Planet sized tinfoil hat.

    1. Re:Joke #2 by Winkhorst · · Score: 1, Funny

      It is the policy of the Shrub Administration that planets should abstain from relations with black holes. Space shields are frowned upon, unless they involve terrorists.

      --
      "Is this Winkhorst a nova criminal?" "No just a technical sergeant wanted for interrogation."
    2. Re:Joke #2 by tkg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Given that we're talking gamma radiation, that should be a lead foil hat.

    3. Re:Joke #2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you are so cool and funny because you said Shrub Administration. You know that really makes you cool.

      FFS come up with something original to make us laugh.

    4. Re:Joke #2 by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      would there be any way to protect the planet?

      Quickly, hide behind the Sun!

      Hurry up, I said quickly!

    5. Re:Joke #2 by Winkhorst · · Score: 1

      It's a tough house.

      Maybe you should go next door if you don't like the quality of the entertainment. In fact, maybe you should go somewhere and PAY for your entertainment, you cheap little bastard.

      --
      "Is this Winkhorst a nova criminal?" "No just a technical sergeant wanted for interrogation."
    6. Re:Joke #2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a tough house.

      Typical lib-Dem Intarweb wannabe-activist:
      Blame somebody else for your failure.

    7. Re:Joke #2 by Winkhorst · · Score: 1

      I am a liberal. My parents were liberals. My grandparents were socialists. My great-grandparents were communists. Let me put this as concisely as I can. After all, I don't want to confuse your tiny little reactionary brain:

      Fuck you, moron! Why don't you go back to mid-20th Century Germany where you came from?

      --
      "Is this Winkhorst a nova criminal?" "No just a technical sergeant wanted for interrogation."
    8. Re:Joke #2 by Winkhorst · · Score: 1

      Just a final note. I was going to look up your record of postings to see what other drivel you had foisted on the poor denizens of this newsgroup. And then I realised you were an Anonymous Coward, which just about sums it up. You sit behind your keyboard anonymously immitating your braindead heros like Gush Limpbone and Shawwwn Trinity without even having to expose yourself to the criticism that you are helping to create the conditions that led to the takeover of post-WWI-Germany by the hollow-earth-Nazies and their smack-shooting hangers on. You don't even have the balls--you know what those are,don't you?--to post under a suitable nom de guerre but try to fade into the background and pretend you are just another common man who unfathomably dislikes those that have his best interests at heart, when in reality--you do know what that is?--you are just a poor idiot who hasn't the ability to construct his own worldview. So, psychic vampire that you are, you suck off of others who tell you what you believe on the radio. You are truly pathetic, Mr. Anonymous J. Coward. You disgust me. Go listen to your favorite idiot on the radio and stop annoying the normal folk.

      --
      "Is this Winkhorst a nova criminal?" "No just a technical sergeant wanted for interrogation."
    9. Re:Joke #2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You don't even have the balls--you know what those are,don't you?--to post under a suitable nom de guerre but try to fade into the background . . ."

      Alright "Winkhorst", come out from behind your psuedonym. What's your real name?

    10. Re:Joke #2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suddenly because you come from a family with a long tradition of living off the government and taking welfare, you're better than us?

    11. Re:Joke #2 by Winkhorst · · Score: 1

      Steve Franklin, you FUCKING FASCIST moron! See Google. I'm #2 right now. Burn in Hell, fellah.

      --
      "Is this Winkhorst a nova criminal?" "No just a technical sergeant wanted for interrogation."
    12. Re:Joke #2 by Winkhorst · · Score: 1

      And give my regards to Satan when you get there. Tell him you know me. You may get a century or two taken off of your billion year sentence, fool.

      --
      "Is this Winkhorst a nova criminal?" "No just a technical sergeant wanted for interrogation."
  129. Re:Scary Stuff - Child rearing by Xaria · · Score: 1

    Nope. Studies indicate that breastfeeding (which implies having children) reduces a woman's risk of certain types of cancer.

    Menopause happens whether you have children or not, and a lot of things go screwy after that.

    As for guys ... biologically, having children doesn't make a lick of difference. Mentally, having someone to visit you in your dotage will probably keep you from tipping over the edge into insanity. Or it will send you crazy, if your children are that way inclined ;)

  130. Ah, yes: the selfish gene by curlyjunglejake · · Score: 4, Funny

    You are confusing what you ought to do with what mathematically represents the general tendancies of your breeding behavior. In doing so, you deprive yourself of all the advantages of humanity. I also read the selfish gene. I was barely a highschooler when I read it: already interested in the field of genetics. At the time, it made a brilliant sort of sense. Our actions encaged by the selfish genes. How brilliant, how pure! When I grow up, I will have harems and seed sperm banks. My sweet sweet genes will survive! Twelve years and a lot of population genetics later I still remember that book quite clearly. I remember it because of how little since it makes in the face of real science. The first major crime committed by your arguement is that of heubris. Genetically, the death of the individual does not matter that much for a given gene pool. Your genes will continue as long as the group's genes continue: every gene in your genome will be represented. It makes heroism make a bit of sense. It opens us up for freedom to die. Quite liberating, actually. The second major crime espoused by your position is that of confusing mathematics with philosophy. Allow to to provide an example. When I was a young lad, after reading that foolish book, I was really concerned: I was brilliant, and it was my duty to insure my brilliant genes would pass on. I could insure this with my brilliance; with the harems and sperm banks previously mentioned. But would this be enough? Would I also have to go on semenary roadtrips across foreign lands, seeding the population like johnny appleseed? That's what Attila the Hun had to do, but I don't know if I could act like that. How would I be able to overcome my moral repugnance to the actions of the selfish genes? I was truly concerned that my moral sense was going to be a competitive disadvantage. Poisoned by memes! For surely nothing so disadvantageous as morality could have a genetic component? You have to forgive me for worrying about such silly things as selfish genes: I was extremely young and uneducated. I don't worry about that stuff any more. My genes aren't anthropomorphic things that define me and dictate my actions. They have brought me where I am, but then leave it up to me to decide what to do with it. Surely you can think of examples of choices that make sense for the individual but not for their genetic legacy? Surely you don't think that becasue genes are passed on, that that becomes more important than the choices you make? Monks make choices; they find those choices to be more important than passing on their legacy. Their genes are still circulating in the community of other humans; it is no loss to the pool. Their genes wouldn't care even if they did have a say. Evolutionary principles may tell us what happens, but they can never justify those choices. Your arguement could equally be used to rationalize male polygamy because of evolutionary tendancies. LEAVE DARWIN OUT OF IT. Mathematics has never been used to dictate morality.

    1. Re:Ah, yes: the selfish gene by Illserve · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Get Help

      The Lameness filter forces me to add something so:

      You're not nearly as smart as you think you are.

    2. Re:Ah, yes: the selfish gene by curlyjunglejake · · Score: 1

      It's called sarcasm, you twit.

    3. Re:Ah, yes: the selfish gene by ergo98 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Learn what a paragraph is. When you've created the executive summary maybe we'll give it a read.

    4. Re:Ah, yes: the selfish gene by ergo98 · · Score: 0

      Evolutionary principles may tell us what happens, but they can never justify those choices. Your arguement could equally be used to rationalize male polygamy because of evolutionary tendancies. LEAVE DARWIN OUT OF IT.

      Leave Darwin out of it? Leave Darwin out of PROCREATION? Wow.

      Procreation is one of the most powerful impulses affecting the human mind, and it drives a tremendous amount of our behaviour. It is a core tenet of Darwinism.

      However, I think the grandparent simplified (possibly for the purposes of brevity) when they talked about it as "spreading their genes". There are two primary instinctive "rewards" for parenting, only one of which is continuing your gene line.

      The second instinctive reward is the continuance of your value/belief systems. The second is the reason that people can adopt and still be extremely satisfied with their life when lying on their deathbed, and it's why most fathers have an enormous connection with their children (at least in the formative years).

      It's also the reason why it isn't enough to simply impregnate a bunch of random women.

    5. Re:Ah, yes: the selfish gene by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot.
      Your very mind is a tool of the genes. It's free to malfunction as much as your knee is free to give out. Malfunctioning may even be an advantage if your bum knee prevents you from dying of heat exhaustion in a marathon. Or if your moral idiocy manages to impress a similarly confused young woman.
      Nobody cares if your genes are passed on or not. Not God, not even yourself. All that considering the 'goals' of your genes can do is keep you on a life path that you have been naturally selected to take. If you consider the goals of your genes when making major life decisions, you know that if you are healthy, at least you are biologically equipped to handle the usual consequences.
      Donating at a sperm bank or joining the Navy to inseminate a hundered third world hussies may serve your genes very well, but your mind isn't wired to appreciate the magnitude of the good turn you've done your genes when you cum in a donation cup. Sure there's the orgasm, but your brain doesn't feel the joys of helping to raise the child. The mental stimulation of having a family is what has sustained the human mind for millenia. The mind NEEDs it. The same goes for a life full of one night stands with no consequences. You miss out on the mechanisms by which your brain is rewarded.
      Of course, if people who choose these lifestyles do so because they are of a certain stripe that does not appreciate or need that kind of reward, then the availability of real genetic rewards to those people ( a new thing btw, there was rarely world travel in the past and no 'sperm banks' whatsoever, then those genes will be reflected more prominantly in the average human genome. But a person who is able to live comfortably without the normal human relations may tend to isolate themselves in a convent or monestary or library or in front of a computer, or may tend to be gay. Since their emotional needs are so far removed from the goals of their genes, such people may tend to die out.
      Are humans capable of evolving an 'instinctual' urge to join the Navy and screw a bunch of hookers, or even to become sperm donors? Maybe, but 'The navy' probably won't exist for evolutionary timescales, and neither will 'sperm banks'. They are just a blip on the radar screen in the grand scheme of things. That 'environment' will be paved over in only a few generations to make way for progress.
      One interesting question is, will modernity and progress preserve enough of the normally existing human reward mechanisms for genetically favorable action to keep them worthwhile, or will the 'humanity' be bred out of humankind because of environmental disruption? Might a, not cold, not calculating but dull and mechanistic sort prevail, content to live as cogs in the machine of society in welfare tenements popping out 20 different babies fathered by 20 different fathers ( feeling joy at each, even though they are soon neglected and abused well preparing them them to be equally successful breeders with equally low expectations ), and deadbeat dads with 20 children by 20 different mothers.
      When the governmental subsidies are added to their wages, they make a living wage, though McDonalds pays them the minimum. Because it costs more than that for them to live, the price of hamburgers is lower than it would be if the people had to be paid enough to earn them a living wage in the area. So the middle class pays taxes to subsidize the poor who make hamburgers for rich and poor alike which are sold at artificially low prices.
      Only those who strive for a stable family with some riches beyond that which the state machine grants the mob limit their own breeding to rise up in social class, limiting their breeding more to pay for the taxes which support that mob. And societal niches left by their self imposed breeding limitations are filled from below by the ambitious amongst the underclass.
      Indeed, until one crosses the threshold of wealth where one's wealth earns one more than they need to spend, rising ( or even maintaining ) social class is disa

    6. Re:Ah, yes: the selfish gene by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like salad too!

    7. Re:Ah, yes: the selfish gene by MortisUmbra · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybehecouldntreadthesarcasmthroughthebigrunonsent ence?

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      "The saddest words of mice and men, are not those which were, but should have been."
  131. Neutrino Detector... by orn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Actually, there might be a way to get a little bit of warning, depending on the source of the gamma ray burst.

    Photons (gamma rays) take a long time to get out of a star. But neutrinos, because of their physical properties, pass right through most of the star. Most nuclear reactions that generate photons also generate neutrinos. They're just very hard to detect (because of that same physical property).

    Well, I'm working on a neutrino detector at the South Pole right now. http://icecube.wisc.edu/

    It could, when it's complete, pinpoint the source of the neutrinos. Given the energy level of the neutrinos and the sudden, large burst of them, a whole lot of scientists are going to be woken up - and I mean that literally.

    An earlier version of the project, AMANDA http://amanda.wisc.edu/, already has a supernova detector. It hasn't gone off yet, but when it does it will start a sequence of events that ultimately steers a lot of telescopes to point at that supernova.

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    1. Re:Neutrino Detector... by Vo0k · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How long between the neutrino and the photon waves do you estimate? Once in space they both run at speed of light, so only the period inside the star would matter... difference of speed of light in void and speed of light in plasma doesn't seem to be VERY big...

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      Anagram("United States of America") == "Dine out, taste a Mac, fries"
    2. Re:Neutrino Detector... by Brett+Viren · · Score: 1

      See

      http://snews.bnl.gov/

      for information on an effort to make a coincidence trigger from the many large neutrino detectors around the world. This is in order to reduce the number of false positives to one per century.

    3. Re:Neutrino Detector... by orn · · Score: 2

      Well, so far, there haven't been any false positives from the supernova detector. :-)

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    4. Re:Neutrino Detector... by orn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I can't estimate that as any useful number. But the reason it takes photons so long to get to the surface of a star is because they keep hitting things. It takes about a million years for a photon from the center of the sun to get out. Here's a link: http://www.astronomynotes.com/starsun/s7.htm

      The neutrino gets out pretty much at the speed of light.

      The problem is, you're talking about a different reaction. It's dependent on whatever reaction is causing the gamma-ray burst. Ask a physist how long the collision takes.

      If we really are talking a collision, though, I'd say there's also a possiblity of gravity waves getting out well before the gamma ray burst. Another indicator that somethings about to pop. And another technology that's on the verge of being possible.

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    5. Re:Neutrino Detector... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, for Supernova 1987-A, the neutrinos got here about 2 hours before the light did. If that held true for neutron star collisions, that's just long enough to let us know we're screwed, without being able to make any real preparations. And if anything, I'd guess that for a neutron star collisions, there would be less delay between neutrinos and gamma rays.

      (By the way, neutrinos don't travel at the speed of light, since they have mass, but since it's so little mass, they travel very close to the speed of light.)

    6. Re:Neutrino Detector... by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I never liked the million-years-to-get-light-out-of-the-sun analogy.

      When you look at the sun it takes a few minutes for the photons that hit your eyeball to travel there from the moment they are created to the moment they are destroyed.

      The million year figure is how long it would take if you put a hot solar core in the middle of an otherwise cold star-sized cloud of gas where no convection occurred for the core to heat up the outer surface of the star.

      Sunlight doesn't come from the solar core. It comes from the photosphere. Now, the reason that the photosphere is hot enough to glow is due to the core, and that heat does take a milion years to work its way up (again, assuming no convection, which I'm guessing would speed things considerably).

      This would be like saying that light in your light bulb takes 1000 years to travel from the burning coal in the center of the power plant to your eyes. After all, the coal emits photons which boils water which drives generators. The electrons in the power line would probably take 1000 years to diffuse to your house (since power is transmitted without much net migration of electrons), and then those electrons emit photons as they interact at high energies in the filament of the bulb. It sounds nice, but anybody with an ounce of sense would realize that if it really took 1000 years then the light switch would not appear to operate.

      In any case, stuff like this would really depend on where the photons are created. I doubt that when the neutron stars collide nothing would happen until their mass is consolidated, and then photons would emit from the core of the resulting star (which probably would be a black hole whose core can't emit anything). Instead, the interactions probably happen at the surface, where little blocks the emission of photons.

      Neutrinos may very well give some warning, but it probably would be minutes or maybe hours - not months, years, or centuries as the million-years argument might suggest...

    7. Re:Neutrino Detector... by rob_squared · · Score: 1

      Don't we already have a supernova detector? It detected SN1987A.

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      I don't get it.
    8. Re:Neutrino Detector... by sexylicious · · Score: 1

      Actually, when the neutron stars collide, there should be more radiation emitted by the pair as they get closer to each other. The reason is that the space around them is stretched and twisted as the two massive bodies collide. As the two bodies accelerate towards each other, their constituent parts (atoms, ions, neutrons, electrons) will be accelerated and will give off energy as a result. It's the same process as matter falling into a black hole.

      Things should get very interesting if one or both of the neutron stars are rotating, and especially interesting if they revolve around each other (orbit each other). You might not be able to get more intense radiation levels unless you have black holes colliding and a lot of matter around to radiate energy away. Or unless you have a cosmic string interacting with matter; the shear stress on spacetime caused by the string should accelerate a LOT of different objects (atoms, planets, photons, etc.), and the string could be spotted by the gravitational lensing effect it would produce.

    9. Re:Neutrino Detector... by khallow · · Score: 1

      In one of the articles, I recall reading about a model of supernovas that form blackholes. Namely, the interior of the star collapses very suddenly. A pair of jets of material and photons travelling pretty close to the speed of light are ejected along the axis of the black hole. It then takes on the order of ten seconds from the creation of the blackhole for those jets to punch through the surrounding star material. You get about ten seconds worth or warning if that model is correct. Having said that, gamma ray bursts vary wildly in duration and power. It may be that a big one will give us a lot of warning or it might give us ten seconds worth.

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  133. You might've read it but you missed the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've read the selfish gene too. A couple of times in fact, the last one only last month. You clearly didn't get it. Perhaps you were too young and naive when you read it and interpreted it in the way that you wanted too (as many people have done in the past to justify selfish behviour of all kinds). But the point that Dawkins makes is exactly the same as yours - that with our understanding of what we are and how we happened we're in the unique position of being able to resist the urges of our selfish genes.

  134. Yes we have protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sunscreen!

  135. Re:Scary Stuff - Child rearing by xav_jones · · Score: 1

    I mostly meant that during the process of raising children you get worn out physically and mentally. I'm thinking all the late nights, interrupted sleep, emotional and physical drain of being in close contact with children. But there are some up sides too!

  136. What we seem to think we can do is beat them to it by Mister+Liberty · · Score: 2, Interesting


    The planet, and its life, is being destroyed in a
    much less spectacular, because much more gradual, way by humans currently.

    bjd

  137. i thought blackholes didn't exist... by krunk4ever · · Score: 1

    from http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/04/0 4/1112248&tid=160&tid=14

    "Nature reports that, according to a physicist at the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California, 'It's a near certainty that black holes don't exist.' George Chapline argues that the collapse of massive stars is more likely to lead to dark energy stars. These dark energy stars behave somewhat like a black hole outside of the surface, but the negative gravity inside could cause matter to 'bounce back out again.'"

    1. Re:i thought blackholes didn't exist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugh. The perils of getting your science from Slashdot. See here and here. In short, the guy proposing the theory is pretty much the only one who thinks it is a "near certainty" that black holes don't exist.

  138. Spread by Eminence · · Score: 1
    • And if we did, would there be any way to protect the planet?

    Even if this whole theoretical construct would be true we probably can't protect an entire planet. But there is a way to protect our species and our civilization. It is to get out of Earth and spread ASAP. In more places we are the less chance of any single event wiping us out.

  139. in that case by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let's hope it's the OTHER half. ;-)

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  140. Matter of statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a common weirdness in the media... Scientists state big probabilities that life-threatening events will hit Earth in the next decades.

    To state these probabilities (absent any reasons why they should be much bigger now than in the past), you only need to count them in Earth's history. There are tens of millions of years between extinction events. So we'll be hit by this star explosion every other million of years now.

    Not scary

    1. Re:Matter of statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is quite simple. Most of the ways which used to exist of nature to kill us have either been erradicated, dampened, or have technical fixes to reduce their effect, so we keep looking for new ones. The fact that humanity spread all around the globe also means it is harder for any event or chain of events to achieve species extinction. So the type of events keeps getting more exoteric.

  141. Not nearly good enough. by devphil · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Surviving the first 10 seconds is not the problem. Surviving the next 30 years is the problem.

    There have been many articles and papers and whatnot published over the last several years, all proposing different models of what happens when Earth gets hit by a gamma-ray burst. They all point to Very Bad Things happening to the atmospheric layers, which then has a cascading effect.

    Fine, you survive the first 10 seconds, but none of the crops did. Growing new crops in time to feed anyone is problematic when the UV shielding is gone. Reactions in the lower atmosphere would likely form a fair deal of the chemicals that result in "acid rain", so once you're wearing 100% UV sunscreen and can go outside, you still can't grow anything. Etc, etc.

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    You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem. (Edwards' Law)
    1. Re:Not nearly good enough. by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      That's why you should stockpile lots and lots of canned food. Put it next to the all the duct tape you bought a year or so ago.

    2. Re:Not nearly good enough. by hazah · · Score: 1

      You just gave me a capital idea! Large UV filters, for indoor but outdoor crop plantations. When does the suffering begin?

  142. Diaspora by devphil · · Score: 1


    Diaspora is another novel dealing with gamma-ray burster stars. Far less morbid than the Manifold "trilogy" (each novel in a seperate universe).

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    You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem. (Edwards' Law)
  143. Not as bad as it sounds. by JANYAtty. · · Score: 2, Interesting

    the lead of this article suggests that one of these going off anywhere in our galaxy is planetocidal, but when we read the article- the model they are using is one of these going off 6000 ly away. Since the galaxy is over 100,000ly across and we are about 2/3 out from the center, a random distibution of these things suggests their model is of a very close one.

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    1. Re:Not as bad as it sounds. by oojah · · Score: 1

      There are quite a lot of stars within 5000 ly of us - 600 million according to here: http://www.anzwers.org/free/universe/5000lys.html

      I wonder how many of those are neutron stars? I can't imagine it being that many.

      Anyway, I just wanted to point out that set of pages because it is quite neat. Starts from 12.5 ly across and zooms out to universe across.

      Start with this one for best effect:

      http://www.anzwers.org/free/universe/12lys.html

      Cheers,

      Roger

      --
      Do you have any better hostages?
  144. I don't see the problem.. by X-Phile · · Score: 1

    It's Gamma radiation right?

    soooooooo..........

    We'd all be big, green and speaking broken english.

    Where's the problem?

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    "Well you're not Fiona Apple, and if you're not Fionna Apple, I don't give a rat's ass."
  145. Aquatic life commited ritual suicide long ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prove me wrong.

  146. Half of the planet should be protected by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 2

    If the GRB only lasts for a few seconds, the opposite side of the planet will be protected from direct irradiation.
    Of course, side effects like a damaged ozone layer could spread to that side, but I fail to see how all life could be suddenly wiped out.

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    C - the footgun of programming languages
  147. Because people don't understand large numbers? by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From my limited observation, most people tend to have a "compressed" (for lack of a better word) perception of large distances, weights or times. Sort of like Terry Pratchett's trolls, whose counting skills went "one, two, lots", but on a larger scale. Beyond a limit, for the vast majority of humans anything is just "lots". I mean, picture one human in your mind. You can do that. 10 humans? No problem. 1000 humans? How about one _billion_ humans? It's, uh, "lots". Do you know how long a day is? Not just theoretically, I mean. Well, yes, you experience that time interval every day. How about a year? It still works. How about a _billion_ years? Try to really imagine that interval in your head. It's, uh, "lots" of time. In practice, for most humans the "lots" limit is even lower. E.g., people have no trouble treating intervals like 20,000 years of a SF universe's history as a blip where nothing noteworthy happened. Yeah, sure, for 20,000 years noone designed a new ship or generally invented anything new. Now think that in half that time RL humans moved from living in caves to launching spaceships. (The first known city is less than 10,000 years old.) So in fact, that "20,000 years" interval is perceived as a _much_ smaller one. Once you've reached the "lots" limit, everything above that is the same. If someone's "lots" limit for time is, say, 20 years, anything over that will be the same. Be it 20,000 years or a billion years, is in fact perceived as the exact same as 20 years. Hence our fascination with stuff that could happen in a billion years or several billion years. (E.g., that our sun will eventually kill us all.) Because instinctively we perceive it at a much closer point in the future. It's in the same "lots" range a your kids' going into retirement. (Incidentally, and just for the sake of a tangent, most people's inability to comprehend evolution. Stuff like billions of billions of billions of organisms, over billions of years, gets compressed to the same "lots" range as 100 cows on a farm over 20 years. And, duh, noone saw those evolve into something else.) Well, it's just a wild hypothesis. I could well be wrong.

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    1. Re:Because people don't understand large numbers? by spauldo · · Score: 1

      Sort of like Terry Pratchett's trolls, whose counting skills went "one, two, lots", but on a larger scale.

      Actually, it went "One, Two, Many, Lots". And it worked a bit like the roman numeral system (although they only did that in one book, as far as I know) - five was Lots One, ten was (I think) two Lots Two.

      I can't remember exactly which book it was in - it's been a while - but I think it was one of the city watch novels.

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    2. Re:Because people don't understand large numbers? by node+3 · · Score: 1
      What you are saying is that people just use 'lots' because they are inexperienced, ignorant, or poorly educated with regards to scale. I think most people can be taught to see the differences in numbers up to infinity. It just requires critical thinking and a basic understanding of numbers (no complex math, just knowledge up to understanding 10 is 10x larger than 1, 1,000,000 is 10x larger than 100,000, and 1E32 is 10x larger than 1E31).

      I don't mean to say that most people will be able to 'visualize' 10 million light years, but that they can learn to compare that distance with 1 million light years, and not just think 'lots'.

      You answered (sort of) the way people are now, but not so much why they are the way they are. Why aren't people taught to think critically? I think the answer to *that* question is far more interesting and far more important (and also what I think the OP meant when asking why people make such a big deal over things that tend to happen only once over many millions of years).

      It's fair to note that *I* didn't answer that question either, but I'll give a few thoughts:

      Cultural apathy towards learning

      Political/ideological opposition to quality government education

      Control of the masses (if you can't think for yourself, you'll rely on others to think for you, and will do what they demand if you're sufficiently frightened)

    3. Re:Because people don't understand large numbers? by firewrought · · Score: 1
      What you are saying is that people just use 'lots' because they are inexperienced, ignorant, or poorly educated with regards to scale.

      I think the parent poster was arguing that 'lots' is not a consequence of ignorance or poor education, but a reflection of how the human mind tends to structure numerical concepts. We don't appreciate, at an intuitive level, the difference b/t 10^5 and 10^20.

      I wouldn't rush to blame our culture: our primary opportunity for improvement in this area is to realize that this is a place where our intuitions break down. We can use certain logical mechanisms to work around that limitation for the purposes of rational decision-making, but we probably can't do much to fix the intuitions themselves.

      Note that by "inutition", I am referring to the subconscious subsystems that manage most of our cognitive existance, including impulses, insights, gut feelings, background processing, etc. These subsystems DO NOT include our most directly conscious, highly-symbolic thoughts (such as your inner monologue or your ability to explictly visualize things). Intution does some amazing things, and it frequently the quickest or only source of knowledge for certain tasks (e.g., especially figuring out emotional and social situations, as when trying to determine if the girl you're bringing back from a date wants to be kissed or not). Intuition can quickly lead us astray though, especially when it operates outside its evolutionarily-determined parameters.

      In the end, I would agree with you: we need a good education system focused on building critical thinkers.

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    4. Re:Because people don't understand large numbers? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Just wanted to give the heads-up that firewrought got that right. I wasn't talking about being able to count to 20,000 or to 1,000,000, I was talking about people's perception of it. The gut feeling, so to speak.

      Or to put it otherwise, I wasn't talking about a limit where people become ignorant or anything, but a limit where it all becomes... abstract. Just a number. It's something you can't really use any kind of intuition about. Not because of being ignorant, but simply because you've never experienced or perceived with your senses anything even vaguely similar in scale.

      Like, that you can imagine 10 people in your mind, but 1,000,000 people becomes just a number. That 10 ft is a distance you can imagine in your head. You can tell "ok, 3 ft is about from there to there." But 1 light year is just some abstract concept.

      Sure, you can do maths with it, because you're a smart and educated person. You can maybe even convert it in hex in your head if you're alpha-geek, or to metres, parsecs and ft.

      But all I'm saying is that you're past the limit of your intuition. It _only_ exists as an abstract number at that point. Your intuition doesn't place "1 billion years into the future" much farther than it places "next century". That's what I'm saying.

      Of course, this just begs a question like "wth do I need my intuition for? I can work with it abstractly very well, thank you very much." Well, for solving a physics problem, you don't need any intuition, of course. To understand why someone would get worked up about something that's likely 1 billion years in the future, well, I think intuition makes a nice hypothesis :P

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    5. Re:Because people don't understand large numbers? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Well, you're of course right, but that would ruin the metaphor I was trying to use :P

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    6. Re:Because people don't understand large numbers? by anakin876 · · Score: 1

      it was the one with the gonne "Men at Arms" Behold the power of google and the word "gonne"

    7. Re:Because people don't understand large numbers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It goes like so:
      One, two, three, many
      many-one, many-two, many-three
      many many, many many-one, many many-two many many-three
      many many many, many many many-one, many many many-two, many many many-three
      LOTS.

    8. Re:Because people don't understand large numbers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One, Two, Three, Many,
      Many One, Many Two, Many Three,
      Many Many, Many Many One, Many Many Two, Many Many Three,
      Many Many Many, Many Many Many One, Many Many Many Two, Many Many Many Three,
      LOTS!

  148. Was Shielding taken into effect? by gregor_jk · · Score: 1

    So say, we get hit with a 10 second photon burst, what about about the other half of the earth. They will be shielded by the water and earth and will recieve less dose.

    It would have to be really highly high dose to wipe out the whole earth and I find it really improbably due to the whole inverse square law of a point source.

    I find this all highly unlikely.

  149. concrete by twitch1986 · · Score: 1

    35 feet of concrete

  150. Oh, I dunno.. by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

    To borrow from Blazing Saddles...

    Someone's going to have to go back for a shitload of tinfoil...

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  151. Re:Greg Egan's Diaspora - Speak for yourself by Ada_Rules · · Score: 3, Funny
    Unfortunately for us, we don't have the option available to the novel's post-human conscious software characters of escaping an impending gamma-ray burster by migrating to a higher spacetime geometry.
    Speak for yourself.. I am out of here. Love, AI@askjeeves.com
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  152. Nearby Gamma Ray Bursts by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 1
    The most obvious potential threat that's relatively close is probably Eta Carinae, which is about as massive as it's possible to get, and it's been hypothesised in the past that there's a small chance we might be at risk from a sudden gamma ray burst from it.
    But it will be a danger only if one of its poles is pointing right at us (within a degree or so), since, according to current theory, GRBs are emitted along the poles of a collapsing star.
    (One of the other posters here compared it to a flashlight beam.)

    Yesterday or the day before, one of the science channels had a program about GRBs.
    They may still be running it, or may repeat it during the week, if anyone is interested (or even if no one is interested).
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  153. Sure! by bigattichouse · · Score: 1

    Just create a reverse polarity tachyon pulse from the reflector dish.. oh wait, nevermind.

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  154. planet will be just fine ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No need to protect the planet, it will be just fine. Better probaby after a good de-human^H^H^H^H^H^Hlousing.

  155. Re:Actually, it's not quite as dangerous as it sou by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    If our lives depended on saving the ozone in a hurry, I'm sure it could be done.

    Hmmm, not sure what you mean with "in a hurry", as ozone depletions aren't exactly happening overnight.

    The ozone layer is having documented problems, and we have already had increased levels of skin cancer. The change will likely slowly continue, but the reason I believe not much will be done about it is because it's a slow change, and we're then more likely to adapt to it instead of change it. Only seeing the effects when someone in 100 years from now look back and laugh about people tanning on beaches for hours.

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  156. same with any global catastrophy by FudRucker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    be it a gamma ray burst, meteor/comet collision or a volcano eruption big enough to destroy the environment, if any of the above happens it is much to big for humans to control and it would doom humanity to extinction...

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  157. Re:Scary Stuff - wrong calculation by guorbatschow · · Score: 1

    actually you are pretty wrong with your calculation. if you want to calculate the density of energy in a certain distance, its the surface and not the volume of the imaginary sphere. because the energy the photons carry is not spread over a 3rd dimensional space, but over a surface if its absorbed.
    so the density of energy just decreased quadratically and not cubically. the area of the surface increases by a factor of 40,000 and can still be pretty much dangerous for human IMHO. because if even marine life (water absorbs gamma rays) are endangered, so is mankind!

  158. Marine extinction???? by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1
    IIRC water cuts gamma rays by a factor of TEN for every 3.4 feet. So anything below 34 feet is going to be protected by a factor of 10^10. Pretty good safety factor.

    It seems rather unlikely that marine animals are going to be harder hit when they have that kind of protection.

  159. Someone has already figured it out. by kjeldor · · Score: 1

    After reading this story, I can't help but think about another Slashdot story posted a couple months ago. The story talked about VIRGOHI21, the galaxy that seems to be comprised of solely dark matter. Now, I'm definately not a physicist, but I'm pretty sure that the gamma particles from one of these explosions couldn't possibly damage a galaxy comprised of solely dark matter. So could it be possible that an extremely technologically advanced race lives inside of VIRGOHI21? Armed with a dark matter shield around their galaxy, they sure would be able to avoid these sorts of catastrophies.

  160. Re:Scary Stuff - Child rearing by cheesybagel · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Stress is overrated. People think they have it so hard these days. How about back when your food easily could kill you (mammoth trample), you had to run and struggle to catch your food, you had to walk miles everyday to get food, or move to a place with food or water, etc.

    Stress is a symptom of other problems, not a cause, the way of your body telling you you are doing something very wrong in maintaining it. The sooner everyone realizes this, the happier they will be.

  161. murder on a large scale? by benzapp · · Score: 1

    First, humans are infamous to murder (i.e. "kill intentionally and with predermination") their own species on a large scale, and the term usually used is "war", and it's all actions actively supported by many via e.g. elections.

    I would argue there is no large scale murder, compared to other communal predatory species which routinely eliminate the weak from the groups (such as dolphins and wolves).

    WWII was supposedly the worst, yet all that death had no noticable impact on world population levels.

    If anything, compared to most species, it could be argued that the unnatural human desire to insure that all humans survive no matter what is destroying not only the earth but humanity as a whole. Humans are in many ways devolving.

    Most mammals don't randomly kill others of their own species, they kill the weak ones. That isn't random, that is eugenics.

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    1. Re:murder on a large scale? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Most mammals don't randomly kill others of their own species, they kill the weak ones. That isn't random, that is eugenics."

      I don't really want to get into this, but because we are in so many ways mental beings, it can be very difficult to tell who the weak ones are.

    2. Re:murder on a large scale? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      Even better: With war, you take the physically strongest of both sides and kill them off, leaving the week ones (us geeks perhaps) at home to screw their wives and pass on the smarter, more peaceful genes. Therefore, we should fight as many wars as possible, just as long as there is no draft.

    3. Re:murder on a large scale? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If anything, compared to most species, it could be argued that the unnatural human desire to insure that all humans survive no matter what is destroying not only the earth but humanity as a whole. Humans are in many ways devolving.

      Humans are not devolving! Because of mental capacities and technology we have removed many of the classic evolutionary pressures (not all of them though). We no longer are confined to doing things just to survive. We have moved beyond mere survival, and we have wills that have the capacity over-ride our instincts, at least partially. We can do things for abstract reasons, even such concepts as "morality".

      With that in mind, why judge us by the standards of natural selection alone? IMHO, that would ignore the potential we, as human beings, have. If you don't see my point, what ask yourself what value does expressing your opinion on slashdot have from an pure evolutionary standpoint, then reflect upon why you still do it.

    4. Re:murder on a large scale? by Salgak1 · · Score: 1

      Incorrect. You take a sizeable portion of the non-defective physical specimens, and place them in an environment where death is possible, and generally more likely than the norm. And in the process, usually some gene-shuffling goes on, either by romance with the locals, or the occaisional rape.

    5. Re:murder on a large scale? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the ones who come back with all their parts including their mind tend to get a lot of trim if they want it... Something about confidence, being in shape, and being a hero or at least amazingly not dead if you're on the losing side.

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    6. Re:murder on a large scale? by benzapp · · Score: 1

      A cursory tour of a housing project or associated public school would contradict your statement.

      If anything, the more intelligent a person is the fewer children he has.

      Further, intelligence has always been man's gift. He has never been the strongest, but he was the dominant predator millenia before the first cities appeared. Our intelligence, as well as our success, has always arisen from our ability to create and strategize.

      Natural selection is not the only criteria, but our world, our environment, and our individual lives would all be far better if the population of the world was 1/10th what it is today. We can never have peace and prosperity as long as the unlimited right of reproduction exists.

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    7. Re:murder on a large scale? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, this must be one of the best examples of an American centered worldview you can come across in an assumedly intelligent person.

      For most of the world outside the USA, war means defending the very soil you live on from illegitimate domination, hoping your house won't be destroyed or your woman raped in the process.

    8. Re:murder on a large scale? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know what war means to nonaggressive countries. I was attempting a joke, not trying to make a political statement on the (in)validity of invading another sovereign nation every decade.

  162. We can use quantum entanglement for a detector. by bardothodal · · Score: 1

    We encircle the earth with 10^100 satelites all at the distance of one light year in a geosyncronous orbit .(we need to cover every direction) You make a detector that uses quantum entagled particles. When the particles in space change do to gamma bombardment the particles on Earth will instantly change. We will then know we have one year to get out of Dodge.

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  163. protect the planet? by confused+one · · Score: 1
    Could we protect the planet? Uh... No.

    "Definitely one of those put your head between your legs and kiss your ass good-bye" kind of moments. If it sterilized the ocean, where are you going to hide? All you could hope for is that you're on the opposite side of the planet WHILE the 10sec burst occurs. Maybe then, you'd have a chance.

    1. Re:protect the planet? by confused+one · · Score: 1

      Forgot to mention that pesky ozone layer problem. That would suck, since the UV would burn your skin off, destroy your retinas and kill most of the plants. Probably wouldn't live long (few months); but, you'd have a chance.

  164. That's Easy by hcob$ · · Score: 1

    We dig up all the lead in the world and give the world a Lead-foil hat.... If it's good enough for the average paranoid-scitzo, it's good enough for EVERYONE!

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    K.E.G. Party Chairman
    Founding Leader of: Koncerned for Egalitarin Governance
  165. What about mars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What would such a blast have done to Mars? Would it have been sufficient to account for the changes needed to explain why there is evidence for somewhat "recent" water (say in the last 500 million years), and yet the place is dry and dead today?

  166. Don't Worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "And if we did, would there be any way to protect the planet?"

    I pretty sure all the corpses would provide pretty good radiation shielding, at least until they decomposed.

  167. Penguins by njwashor · · Score: 1

    What about our beloved penguins? Will they survive the mass extinction?

  168. People who don't have children... by Darth+Daver · · Score: 1

    don't understand that. That is why you see such "self centered" behavior among many children, teens, young adults and the groups to which they gravitate.

    When I was very young, I thought the idea of the human race becoming extinct was unacceptable. I thought we had to migrate to space so we could ensure the survival of our species. Then I reached a jaded period of my life when I did not care anymore. Now that I have children, I have to care.

    1. Re:People who don't have children... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Naw. You don't have to care.

      Think about it: You didn't care before you had children because the odds of the human race going extinct in your lifetime was small. Therefore you don't consider it to be an injury to yourself if the human race ceases to exist sometime in the future ( which is a certainty btw, entropy, heat death of the universe, sucked into black hole at the center of milky way etc.. )

      The odds of the human race going extinct during your children's possible lifetime. ( less than 150 years even with 'medical miracles' ) are not substantially higher than the odds of the human race exiting during your own expected lifetime. After all we've been around for over 100,000 years at least already.

      So, since the human race going extinct is not percieved as an injury if it happens ' far into the future ' which is almost certainly when it will happen, why should you care now just because you have children? It certainty of eventual human extinction won't hurt your children substantially more than it hurt you.

  169. uh? by vvaduva · · Score: 1

    How would this affect "sea life" exactly? Water is pretty dense and a ten second burts of radiation would hardly affect a fish at the bottom of the ocean. This doesn't make any sense..

  170. What possible impact can this have on us? by macz · · Score: 1
    There are any number of things that could suddenly snuff out life on eart, creating a self sustaining strange matter reaction for instance... but given that the entire event is binary (either it will happen or it won't) we can't really formulate any specific policies or change behaviors to affect the outcome (everyone must live underground).

    This is interesting, but certainly nothing to fear... fear is an instinctual mechanism that evolution has let emerge to enhance a species' chance of survival. In a global gamma event which precludes any possibility of survival, fear isn't really a useful reaction and should be ignored.

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  171. I care about neutrinos! by benhocking · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Consider this:

    As I'm sure you know, neutrinos very rarely interact with matter, but they do interact. Now, currently we are bathed with a flux of approximately 5,000,000 neutrinos/cm^2/s (could be off by a factor of 3, and depends on what kind of neutrinos you're talking about). At this flux, interactions are extremely rare and we have to set up huge tubs of water or cleaning fluid in order to detect them. However, what if the flux was not 5 x 10^6, but was on the order of 10^10? Well, I don't know, but I expect we'd still be OK, although we suddenly would be exposed to an increased amount of radiation from the 10,000-fold increase in neutrino interactions. We might even notice the occasional flashes in our retinas (although I doubt it). Now, what if that was increased to 10^30 neutrinos/cm^2/s? Now we're talking about an increase similar to Avogadro's number. I'm fairly certain we would notice that, and I expect it would not be healthy. Perhaps I'm wrong about that, but I'm certain you agree that there's some flux of neutrinos that definitely qualifies as being "a very bad thing".

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  172. Re:Scary Stuff - Child rearing by Aeiri · · Score: 3, Funny

    I mostly meant that during the process of raising children you get worn out physically and mentally. I'm thinking all the late nights, interrupted sleep, emotional and physical drain of being in close contact with children. But there are some up sides too!

    Like...?

  173. yeah, easily by SQLz · · Score: 1

    Thicker tinfoil hats

  174. Re:Scary Stuff - Child rearing by fossa · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ah, but we evolved to run after food every day, and survive without when we couldn't catch it. Modern life has changed faster than evolution can keep up. We aren't made to sit in a cubicle all day. We aren't made to drive cars everywhere, or get a meal whenever we want it, or play video games after sitting in a classroom all day. Hence many problems from living a modern life; American obesity comes to mind.

  175. Easy fix! by KlomDark · · Score: 1

    Just need a Ringworld tipped on its side, with the ringfloor scrith facing the gamma blast. This stuff even stops most neutrinos!

  176. Re: Almost not at all, really. by Stuart+Poss · · Score: 0

    When you consider all the other possibilities of problems facing life on planet earth, the probability galactic gama ray bursts being a serious problem is far closer to zero than things like global warming, mass habitat destruction, pollution, importune volcanic erruptions, tsunamis, nuclear war, etc.

    As for you loosing your own life to such a cause, as opposed to some other (old age, cancer, heart disease, HIV, being killed in an accident, earthquake, hurricane, starvation, being mugged by a politician, ...) this ought to be one of the least of your worries.

    I hate to say it, because I really feel that space science along with ALL other sciences are getting the short shrift with regard to funding by our society (or all others for that matter), but there seems to be an underlying desperation among some in the space science community to attempt to justify the relevance of their science by somehow attempting to link it to the importance of detecting of really bad things that COULD POSSIBLY happen should the universe go awry. While scare tactics work in politics, military and religious matters, this is hardly the way to build longterm rational support for science. Besides, there is a far higher probability of BAD things that are almost certain to happen given current trends in human behavior. We need to spend more "scientific and emotional capital" focusing on these.

    The debate over whether a killer asteroid killed the dinosaurs is still largely unsettled, notwithstanding the small industry that has emerged producing all the niffty graphic animations that now pass for popular science. The controversy stems from the fossil record (mostly in China) providing evidence that the "causal event(s?)" was not as instantaneous as once believed. When you consider that the Orodovician occurred MUCH further back in time than the end of the Cretaceous, when fossil evidence is even less clear in part because the relative fequency of hard-bodied vs soft-bodied organisms is much less well understood, its far too early to start jumping to conclusions.

    Given the state of dispair in the astrophysical community with the Bush budgets and the very near zero profile or interest or understanding our political leadership shows toward science of any kind, I can understand why such a letter would be published in a scientific journal. Nonetheless, a few pencil/computer calculations hardly make for convincing or even interesting earth history.

    If scientists are now going to bring out cosmological causes to explain every mass extinction, we might as well also start invoking the hand of god as a potential cause for all historical events and let Newton roll over in his grave (and take his science with him). Besides, even if it were true, there would be absolutely nothing mankind's technology is likely to come up with in the next 1000 (100,0000,000?) years that could do any thing about such a catastrophe.

    I would argue that at this stage of human history, it is far more critical that we motivate cosmological (and other) research on issues that are directly relevant to understanding higher probability events that are much much much much more likely to have significant relevance to the "near-term" future of humanity, such as global warming, loss of coral reefs and forests, effects of pollution, lack of cheap non-polluting energy resources, limits to human intelligence, etc. Frankly put, humanity is running out of time on a far shorter time scale than is probably relevant to cosmological purturbations of the universe of the kind discussed in the letter. To direct significant resources toward study of such probably infrequent perturbations would IN NEARLY ALL PROBABILITY result in our succumbing to other more immediate problems long before the "BIG ONE HITS". So if you are not also busying worrying about ghosts (after all science can never entirely rule out the possibility that the big green ugly people-pestering ones are not the source of all our problems), you might instead worry more

  177. Details you might want to know by Engineer-Poet · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I expect a death by gamma ray burst would be drawn out and deeply unpleasant. Dying of radiation poisoning whilst watching everyone around you do the same thing will be a pretty nasty event.
    Unless you were in orbit or in an aircraft at the time, you probably wouldn't notice anything directly. Gamma rays are easily blocked by mass, and Earth has about ten metric tons of shielding per square meter. What you would notice is the nitric oxide formed by the breakup and recombination of molecules in the stratosphere; it would probably tint the sunsets detectably. Then ozone would go way down, and UV would go way up; you'd definitely notice that.
    A random gamma ray burst on the other hand I can do nothing about.
    Two things about that:
    1. Supernovae may not be predictable, but mergers of neutron stars may be. If theory of gravity waves is correct, we could detect the orbital spin-ups before mergers using laser interferometers.
    2. If you can stick enough mass in the path of the burst to scatter the gamma rays to lower-energy photons or deflect them entirely, you could prevent this problem. This means having a disc of material at least 8000 miles across in the exact right place to shadow the Earth at the moment of the burst, but I never said it would be a small job.
    From this, it follows that long-baseline laser interferometers and GRB research are good things for now. Aiming for serious space-construction capability is a good long-term goal.
  178. Yes, but what is it? by armed+ahmed · · Score: 1

    would it be a silly idea to have a proper category for fear-mongering so that it would not always make proper science look like an idiot..? i know that in this era of learning through discovery channel "documentaries" some people are finding it harder and harder to tell the difference between science and speculation. i'd like it if slashdot would not stoop to calling this kind of articles "science". it has science in it but it's purpose is clearly to make people scared, not to increase their knowledge. then again i'm a bit silly and as an astronomy hobbyist i take the misuse of GRBs slightly personally. they're really interesting and we need to do proper science about them. saying that they might have caused disasters in the past is just stating the obvious. (of course it's nice that they have made a computer model that proves that the speculated GRB is a plausible candidate for the fast die-off, but everybody knew that already, didn't we..?) hmm... are there any geologists here who know of an isochron dating method that might result from GRBs? would make it easy to verify whether or not the extinctions were due to these things...

  179. Ex. of req. for minimum age for moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Enough said.

  180. Ha ha! by Telvin_3d · · Score: 1

    10 second burst? No way to predict? No way to defend against it? At last! A natural disater that even Hollywood con't make into a bad action movie! Yay! I could see it now, 1 hour of plot, followed by a burst of light out of nowhere and everyone dies. Perfect. Great movie right there.

  181. C'mon people. . . by krf · · Score: 1

    This is a story about a potential world-wide gamma ray exposure event, and there are only TWO posts that even MENTION the Incredible Hulk?!?

    And I thought this was news for NERDS!

  182. Re:Scary Stuff - Child rearing by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 3, Informative
    Stress is overrated.

    No, stress kills.

    People think they have it so hard these days. How about back when your food easily could kill you (mammoth trample), you had to run and struggle to catch your food, you had to walk miles everyday to get food, or move to a place with food or water, etc.

    The difference is, those stresses your body/mind is adapted to.

    About to get trampled by a mastodon? Bam! Adrenaline surge, you run, condition resolved and a few hours later your body chemistry is completely normal.

    But we've created a world of constant low-level stressors, where our fight, flight, or freeze reactions won't help. Stressors are unresolved, so the alert mechanism is always on at a low level, diverting resources away from the immune system and the restorative mechanism.

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  183. Protecting from gamma ray bursts by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

    This would take way more engineering and effort than we can manage today, but....

    The gamma rays would be emanating effectively from a point source. If you got a big asteroid and put it between the Earth and the point source, it would shadow the Earth from the beam. It would have to stay there for the duration of the burst.

    As a random, no-basis in fact estimate, I would guess that in order for us to have the know-how and ability to do this, we would have to have had a colony on another planet that grew up into a major nation all its own and each planet to have several beanstalks. We would also have to have a major antimatter production facility somewhere.

    Of course, this would mean a lot of our space holdings would be likely to be wiped out. We could probably only manage 2-3 asteroids to keep the planets safe. Maybe some of the more mobile space stuff could hide behind the sun or something. But, it could work if models could give us a few months warning and be accurate to within a couple of weeks.

  184. Re:Scary Stuff - Child rearing by worst_name_ever · · Score: 4, Funny
    mammoth trample

    Dude, excellent band name!

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  185. Re:Scary Stuff - Child rearing by bosshoff · · Score: 0

    ... being able to spend all your money on your child who then moves away and sees you maybe once a year? Yeah, that's well worth it.

  186. Read the article again on the uk site... by mark_osmd · · Score: 1

    The big killer of sea life isn't the prompt gamma rays but the destruction of the ozone layer by the various oxides of nitrogen that the flash produces plus there's immediate destruction of ozone by the gamma rays. Higher UV damages the land and low water depth ecosphere so the deep sea animals get less food (since most of their food filters down from surface water and land run off). Also, after the prompt gamma and X-ray flash there's a chance of a period of higher than normal cosmic rays from the explosion. Since some of those particles have charge, galactic and earth magnetic fields can bend them around (which is how they last a while, they travel a longer distance) to hit from any direction and delayed by enough time for the earth to rotate enough that the shadowing effect doesn't help. This page also explains that there's not just gamma rays but muons, these can penetrate many hundreds of meters of water and rock: http://www.exn.ca/Html/Templates/topicpage.cfm?ID= 19980713-60&Topic=Dinosaur

  187. Re:Scary Stuff - Child rearing by q-the-impaler · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What's worse now is that people self-medicate to reduce the same stresses that people experienced in prehistoric times. Used to be that if you couldn't handle the stress your carcass was quickly eaten by carrion birds. Now we have all these weak genes flowing rampantly through our pools, simply because we are 'civilized.' The thought of it leads me to drink. Now where's my Prozac?

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  188. Who needs TFA? by displague · · Score: 1

    Isn't gamma radiation the stuff that made Bruce Banner become the Hulk? Perhaps 450 million years ago this gamme burst made tiny pink lizards into giant green dinosaurs?! (unless there were already giant green dinosaurs back then, in which case i withdraw my dull speculation)

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    1. Re:Who needs TFA? by Cackmobile · · Score: 1

      best commentever. i love it. or maybe thats just because i have been it a soul & mind destroying meeting for the last 8 hours.

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    2. Re:Who needs TFA? by displague · · Score: 1

      Kabballah got you too?

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  189. Ozymandias by Ironsides · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ozymandias

    I met a traveler from an antique land
    Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
    Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
    Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
    And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
    Tell that its sculptor well those passions read,
    Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
    The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed,
    And on the pedestal these words appear:
    "My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
    Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

    Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
    Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
    The lone and level sands stretch far away.

    Sound familiar?

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    1. Re:Ozymandias by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

      The interesting thing about that poem is that the kingdom had been long forgotten in ancient times. It is based on the experience of an ancient Greek traveler who noted the presence of a colussus surounded by miles of wasteland.

    2. Re:Ozymandias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ah, but our dear Ozymandias is incredibly famous now. of course, he (she?) is not famous for what they thought they would be famous for... but is that really important?

      strike

  190. Call the Master Chief by seigniory · · Score: 1

    I don't see what the big deal is. All we need to do is thaw out the Master Chief and get him going on the Covenent.

    I mean, everyone knows that "exploding star" is just government-speak for the HALO project, right?

  191. Problem solved by SLOGEN · · Score: 1

    We can just use the Reagan-"star wars" sattelites to shoot down the blast. It would probably work even better than the defence we've got against asteroids.

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  192. Re:Scary Stuff - Child rearing by Binestar · · Score: 2, Informative

    But there are some up sides too!
    Like...?

    diaper changes in your 80's.

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  193. Easy Answer: by GammaRay+Rob · · Score: 1

    How can we prevent being fried?

    Make sure there's an atmosphere! We have survived being right next to an inconstant star for quite some time. Some of those recent X-class solar flares have been quite fierce.

    GRR

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  194. RTFA by p3d0 · · Score: 1

    See this.

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  195. Re:Where's the raw data? by drooling-dog · · Score: 2, Insightful
    We want to have control, even over our deaths, even though we know, logically that we have very little real control.

    I'm not sure that's the principal reason we invented religion, but it is one of the main reasons for its broad appeal...

  196. Re:Scary Stuff - Child rearing by Mindwarp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Like hearing my 2.5 year old son giggle manically when we spot him peeking through our bedroom door at 7:00am. Like seeing grandma's face when she says "See the sun going down?" to our five year old daughter and our daughter says "Actually the sun stays still - the part of the Earth we live on is just turning away from it." Like having two little guys who are small enough to crawl under Daddy's desk and help him fish cables, and who get such an enormous kick from doing it. I'll now return you to our normal Slashdot cynicism :)

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  197. DON'T PANIC! by Picass0 · · Score: 1

    After all, we will be protected from the gamma burst by all of the ash when Yellowstone super-erupts.

  198. Re: The Biology of Senesence by Stuart+Poss · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Laws of thermodynamics and entropic considerations ultimately dictate that organized (non-random) systems will eventually decay toward randomness.

    However, the question with regard to rate is of the utmost importance in self-replicating systems. Bacteria in a sense do not die, in that they clone themselves (albeit with sometimes intermittant reproduction through genetic exchange with other bacteria) and hence in a sense are immortal (they make identical copies of themselves which persist more or less indefinitely).

    Studies of the aging process (ie genes controling catabolism relative to anabolism) in eucaryotic organisms suggest that genetic systems have evolved genes that actually shorten life span. Hence, the question arises as to why, since one might initially assume that being able to live forever (like bacteria) would seem a more effective reproductive strategy.

    It turns out that there appears to be selection for genes that produce shorter life spans in situations in which the presence of such genes increases the probability of survival of the offspring, even if their activity/presence takes place at the expense of the parent. It would seem that perpuation of self-replicating systems necessarily requires the need to take some risks to overcome the reality of dynamic environments. Ones current genetic makeup although nearly optimal (or more apply sufficiently near optimal) in the current environment may not be so in a future environment. Hence, a slightly different genetic makeup in ones offspring may be selected for in some future environment. Since prediction of exactly what the future environment might be is to some degree uncertain, most sexual organisms are capable of having more than one offspring, thereby increasing variety and hence the probability that at least some will be nearly optimally suited to survive.

    Keep in mind, however, this is only an evolutionary strategy. While only those gene combinations that are successfull in reproducing will persist in subsequent generations, there is no guarantee that a particular gene combination will survive.

    As for your arguments regarding "genes not grading anything in levels of mportance or having a perspective", this is really little more than a matter of semantics. The adult phenotype is nothing more than the product of its genes acting in an environment during its ontogeny. While it might seem to we are something more than our genes, at a molecular level there is nothing about us that is not the direct result of metabolic processes that occur (or occurred) as the direct result of the collective response/relative control of our genes to our environment. However, when you consider the shear number of different variatnts of tens of thousands of human genes and the incredible diversity of their responses to slightly different kinds of environments, the complexity is truely something to marvel at; so much so that it is hardly worth worrying about whether or not "something" (like some kind on mystical spiritual essesence or soul or other such unecessary nonsense) is missing.

  199. Partial extinction only by Kuk+Helvstrom · · Score: 0

    A Gamma Ray Burst that lasts about 10 seconds could penetrate the oceans and kill many species, but only at the fraction of Earth's surface that is directly facing it. It would not be able to cross the entire planet and reach the other side of the oceans. For sure, it would cause a great loss, but the kind of mass extinction that happened 450 million years ago is probably related to a more persistent change in Earth's environment.

  200. Actually... by Create+an+Account · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have an AOL email account, so I expect to be still getting spam a thousand years from now.

  201. Re:Binary pulsars and neutron stars do exist by Scott+Ransom · · Score: 1

    Nice post. You beat me to it. I am, in fact, one of those astronomers studying binary pulsars and even PSR J0737-3039 in particular. You are very correct when you state that these things will collide -- we can easily measure the decay of the orbital period over a time-span of a couple years.

    One small nit-pick, though: J0737-3039 is not the first binary pulsar known (that was PSR B1913+16 which eventually led to the Nobel prize). J0737 is the first double pulsar known (i.e. where both neutron stars are active radio pulsars instead of just one as in B1913+16's case).

  202. 50% by snarkh · · Score: 1



    One has to notice that half of the world will be protected by the bulk of Earth. Only 50% of the Earth's surface will be exposed. THerefore it is very unlikely that the civilization will be wiped out entirely.

  203. Re:Scary Stuff - Child rearing by Aumaden · · Score: 3, Funny
    ... you had to walk miles everyday to get food, or move to a place with food or water, etc

    Hey, I'll have you know the vending machine is *all the way* on the *other* side of the building. As soon aa a cube over there frees up, I'm outta here. Hmm, it might speed things up if I push Joe in front of that next mammoth.

  204. survival by passion · · Score: 1

    At least if astronomers find out that an asteroid is heading our way, we can do something about it, but if there is a gamma burst, we get no warning. And if we did, would there be any way to protect the planet?

    Well, at least us geeks who spend so much time in our data centers will survive...

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  205. Immunity? by phorm · · Score: 1

    Many species have been shown to adapt (or for those who aren't afraid of the word, evolve) to fit their environment and the hazards within. Given human's tendency towards the use of low-radiation devices, would it make sense that within a few centuries we might develop some sort of immunity/response-system to deal with such things.

    Are there any lifeforms which are immune to heavy radiation? Perhaps we can learn from them and stimulate defences in ourselves.

  206. Dyson Sphere by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1

    Look it up. Build it just outside the orbit of Earth. Only problem is finding the funding, and probably some stability issues, but...

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    1. Re:Dyson Sphere by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      But would it be as efficient as the vacume cleaner that doesn't use suction? Hmmmm?

    2. Re:Dyson Sphere by pclminion · · Score: 1
      Look it up. Build it just outside the orbit of Earth. Only problem is finding the funding, and probably some stability issues, but...

      There's another problem, which is finding the material.

      Assume a Dyson sphere of 1 foot thickness (ridiculously thin, so this is underestimating the problem). Assume that the Dyson sphere is placed at a radius from the Sun of 100 million miles. The volume of such a sphere will be just about 24 trillion cubic miles.

      The volume of the entire planet Earth is only 260 billion cubic miles. Even if we mined the entire Earth into nothingness, we'd only have 1% of the material needed to build the sphere. And that's for a sphere that's only 1 foot thick!

      You may say "Why can't we use the material from the asteroid belt?" Good idea, but the total volume of all the asteroids in that belt is less than that of the Earth (by most estimates, the mass of the asteroid belt is only 1/1000th that of Earth -- assuming similar densities, that means a volume of about 1/1000th that of Earth).

      There just isn't enough material in this solar system to build a Dyson sphere.

    3. Re:Dyson Sphere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if carbon nanotubes are used?

    4. Re:Dyson Sphere by pclminion · · Score: 1
      What if carbon nanotubes are used?

      Okay. Assume, generously, that carbon makes up 1% of Earth's mass -- approximately 6e22 kilograms of carbon. Spread this carbon throughout the volume from my previous post (24 trillion cubic miles, sorry for mixing units, Google makes it too easy to do so). This gives a density of 0.0006 grams per cubic centimeter.

      Estimates of the density of carbon nanotubes vary, but a value of 2.6 grams per cm^3 is in the ballpark. This means we have less than 1/4000th of the necessary carbon to build the sphere.

      So, still impossible. Unless you decrease the radius of the sphere. Because the sphere is extremely thin compared to its radius, its volume goes approximately as the square of radius, not the cube -- so in order to get a reasonable volume (which we could actually fill with nanotubes) we'd need to decrease the radius by a factor of 63. This would put it well inside of Mercury's orbit, a completely useless location.

  207. Re:Scary Stuff - Child rearing by cheesybagel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A fever is also a symptom and fever also kills. A symptom can get to the point where it is worse than the problem it is signalling.

  208. Re:Scary Stuff - Child rearing by lgw · · Score: 1

    Hope you still feel that way after they drop out of college on you. ;)

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  209. Re:Scary Stuff - Child rearing by cheesybagel · · Score: 1
    BTW, I read that article now. It is a mere statistical study. It only says that people taking care of other people with dementia get dementia more easily. They forget, the dementia may be caused by environmental factors, and the people who got it first were simply more sensitive to it.

    That reminds me an anedocte of last time someone I know tried to do a statistical study on incomplete medical data. The analysis tool coughed out that all male piano players had cavities. On closer inspection, it was revealed that the database had only twenty people in it and only one was a piano player.

  210. Re: The Biology of Senesence by lgw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Laws of thermodynamics and entropic considerations ultimately dictate that organized (non-random) systems will eventually decay toward randomness.

    This argument is so often used falsely about biological systems that it needs correcting (even though I doubt you intended to sound like a creationist). Organized systems will decay towards randomness without energy input. Fortunately there's this huge fusion furnace in the sky dumping energy into the system like crazy.

    There may well be a reason why organized systems tend to have limited duration, but it's not thermodynamics!

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  211. Alarmism by Bongo+Bill · · Score: 1
    And if we did, would there be any way to protect the planet?

    Why would there need to be one? It survived the last one, didn't it?

    Sure, there might be widespread damage in a number of ecosystems, but it would hardly be fatal to global functioning - perhaps not even to human life.

    Land-dwelling creatures are far more resistant to radiation than ocean-dwelling creatures, particularly we hairless mammals. Additionally, I'd say the chances are quite good that a majority of species alive today are descended from species which survived that most recent gamma burst, and an incidental resistance to gamma radiation, if it evolved prior to the last burst without any incentive to do so, is not a phenotype that's likely to have vanished.

    That's not to say that there won't be damage, of course. But it won't be nearly as bad as the last time if it happens. We're not outside of nature, but we're also not completely at the mercy of natural events.

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    1. Re:Alarmism by praedor · · Score: 1

      Err...hear of the "Cambrian Explosion"? The timing is about right. EVERYTHING alive today is a descendant of creatures that evolved back then (but then again most of the various evolutionary experiments from back then didn't make it through today). There was a bottleneck (perhaps due to a massive die-off as described?) from which all that we see and know today evolved.


      This isn't good news (tm) for us vis a vis a Gamma Ray Burst in the neighborhood. You seem to assume that humans, and virtually everything else that we know and love from dogs to butterflies, would survive. Hardly assured at all. WE and virtually everything else around us could die off to form a new bottleneck from which evolution would work its magic and produce something new and different...totally devoid of Homo sapiens, canids, etc. You are very sanguine about the odds of humans and human society surviving what would essentially be a sterilizing blast of hard radiation.


      Another interesting note/sidebar. Hear of the term the "Great Silence"? It refers to the odd lack of ET signals and species moving about the galaxy. It is part and parcel to the "Fermi Paradox". If there is alien intelligence out there, where are they? Humans on earth have only been around and technically "advanced" for about 50 years. Granted, it took us something like 150,000-200,000 years from the appearance of the first modern human to get where we are today. The universe is some 14 billion years old. That is more than enough time for MANY technological societies to evolve and send out signals or even colonize the galaxy. Even with tech allowing only 0.5c, an advanced civilization could colonize the ENTIRE Milky Way galaxy in something like 5000 years (it may actually be less time, I don't have the calculations/documents with me at the moment). So, where are they?


      One recent possible answer to the Fermi Paradox (or Great Silence) has been proposed: Gamma Ray Bursts. Given what they are, it is expected that they would have been more frequent the further back in time one goes. In the earlier epochs of universe evolution, there would have been a relatively high rate of Gamma Ray Burst occurance that has tailed off as the galaxies have matured and the young furious stars have long since crapped out and blown their wads (in some cases into Gamma Ray Bursts). The frequency of earlier epoch GRBs would be enough to completely sterilize the galaxies within which they occured (they are that powerful/nasty). Thus, in the earlier universe and galactic history, life may have evolved again and again but before it could get very far POOF! GRB wipes the slate clean. No time for complex life to evolve, let alone an advanced technological species. The idea is that perhaps only recently in galactic/universe history have GRBs become infrequent enough to permit advanced tech life such as our own to evolve. We may be among the first to actually get this far without getting blasted out of existence by an unfortunately close GRB. Know that it doesn't have to be just a few lightyears away, or even within 100 lightyears. All the way on the other side of the Milky Way would do the trick.


      GRBs are not wussie events. They are far more intense than you can imagine and the radiation would kill you before you realized you were dead.

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    2. Re:Alarmism by Bongo+Bill · · Score: 1

      I don't deny that they're terribly destructive and I don't deny that a lot of things on earth would die if another one came along. I just think that unprotected gamma ray burst = extinction of human species, even indirectly.

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  212. Re:Scary Stuff - Child rearing by Mindwarp · · Score: 1

    Hehe - I'll give 'em hell, but ultimately if their decision gives them a happy life then my work is done.

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  213. sunscreen/moonscreen by Roger+Wernersson · · Score: 1

    If we could accurately calculate when we are going to be hit, we could try to speed up/slow down the moon (or another small-ish body in the solar system) to shield us.

    We could do this by extracting power from tidal waves which are caused by the moon's rotation.

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  214. Don't Worry... by okmijnuhb · · Score: 1

    We're all going to die anyhow, so wht's the point of worrying about it?

  215. Thanks for the scientific insight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's always nice to see the complete bastardization of science. The amazing ass-backwards logic in the majority of your post gave me a good laugh.

    Next time your going to to pontificate about ANY science-related subject, do yourself a favor and at least read a Wiki article on it, dumbass.

  216. Blackholes don't exist by totallygeek · · Score: 1
    Didn't we just learn that?

  217. What about people in buildings? by Avardan · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't that shield some of us? How about the attenuation of gammas in water? I heard once that the 1/10th thickness of water for gammas is 24". Two feet. Anything 10 feet deep or more wouldn't notice a thing.

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  218. A slight nitpick to your nitpick. by Vicsun · · Score: 1

    You're technically wrong as you assume absolute time.

    1. Re:A slight nitpick to your nitpick. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're technically wrong as you assume absolute time.

      There has to be time associated with a specific frame of reference, such would be "absolute" for the purpose of calculating when an electromagnetic shockwave would hit a given point. So no, the GP was not technically wrong.

    2. Re:A slight nitpick to your nitpick. by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

      So no, the GP was not technically wrong.

      [bad pun alert]Only relatively wrong.[/bad pun alert]

  219. Re:Scary Stuff - Child rearing by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

    Perhaps there is a reason your kids would only want to see you once a year...

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  220. Hulk not sure about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First Hulk think, "Hulk no like! This make everybody Hulk. Who Hulk smash?" But then Hulk think, "Maybe this make easier for Hulk to get laid."

    Hulk like getting laid. Maybe Hulk go for this...

  221. Gamma rays from space, so what? by bigtangringo · · Score: 1

    "For example, gamma rays that require 1 cm (0.4 inches) of lead to reduced their intensity by 50% will also have their intensity reduced in half by 6 cm (2.4 inches) of concrete or 9 cm (3.6 inches) of packed dirt." - Wikipedia article on Gamma Rays.

    Now, IANAP, but that article was probably written by someone who is, or close to it. Shouldn't things like buildings, and even cars more or less negate gamma rays received from space?

    The article on Cosmic Rays states that the energy we receive from cosmic rays are the inverse cube of their total energy.

    Maybe I'm missing something here, but right now I'm thinking "so what?" If I'm standing outside when one of these burst hits the planet, I better have some SPF 1,000,000 otherwise I'm toast. But I hardly think that it's the end of life on earth.

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    1. Re:Gamma rays from space, so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THere are several problems with that thought process.

      If the amount of gamma energy is say 10 or 100 or 1000 times what is required to kill a person then cutting the amount by half by being in a building or behind 1/2 inch of lead will do nothing to help.

      But lets say that it does help. If all the life in the ocean or all plant life were killed off it would pretty much be the end to 99.9% of animal life (including humans) as well.

  222. obligatory quote by snorklewacker · · Score: 1

    "On August 29th 1997 it's going to feel pretty fucking real to you, too! Anybody not wearing number two million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day, get it?" -- Sarah Connor

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  223. Re: The Biology of Senesence by dr.newton · · Score: 2

    Yes, a main reason that our particular organized system (earth) does not decay toward randomness is because of the sun's energy input. But even this is just a temporary reprieve from the omnipresent laws of thermodynamics, as the order in one small corner of the larger system (the universe) increases at the expense of greatly decreased order in the rest of that system as a whole. Any "energy input" is just order moving from one section to another, and a temporary evasion of the tendency towards decay of an organized system.

    So yes, organized systems do always tend toward decay (if your time span is long enough (i.e. including the death of our sun), or your scope large enough(i.e. including the sun itself)), and yes, that tendency is governed by the laws of thermodynamics.

    I also don't see how this smacks of creationism, especially when you consider that given the best theory we currently have for the origin of the universe, the universe started out in a highly ordered state. Couldn't there be some of that order left, gathered up in our little corner of space and time?

    Of course, I'm genuinely interested to hear your views on what other causes there might be for the decay of order in organized system.

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  224. I'm not convinced by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

    If we instinctively care so much about our progeny why are we so short sighted about the environment and economy that we are handing down to them?
    I think your observation is apt on a personal level but I don't think it scales well.

  225. Half Extinction by richyoung · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wouldn't it just destroy the portion of the human race (and other species) on the half of the globe facing the burst source? An entire planet's worth of soil, rock, magma, etc. makes a pretty good shield.
    Humanity is certainly positioned to survive such an event, though many wild species lack our enviable dispersion and would not.

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  226. Re:Scary Stuff - Child rearing by Tassach · · Score: 1
    Like when you walk in the door after work and your child runs up to you and says "da-da!"

    If you're not a parent, you probably don't get it. If you are, you do.

    Trust me, it's the best feeling in the world.

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  227. What about Betelgeuse? by MythoBeast · · Score: 1

    I've always wondered what effect it would have when Betelgeuse finally goes supernova. Has anybody calcuated how much energy would hit our solar system and what kind of effect that would have?

    For those of you not astronomicaly inclined, Betelgeuse is an immense red giant star rougly 425 light years away. Its radius is estimated to be roughly the size of Mars's orbit.

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    1. Re:What about Betelgeuse? by PaSTE · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Alright, I'm going to be really generous in my calculations here...

      Assume Betelgeuse has a mass of about 15 solar masses (estimates vary between 12 and 17 solar masses), or about 3e31 kg. Now, assume that (and here's the generous part) the star converted 10% of its mass at the time of supernova into photons, and this burts only happened for 1000000 seconds (a week or so, minescule in the grand scheme of things). Taking E=mc^2, like one always should, that's a total power of about 3e41 watts. Fantastic.

      Now, assume the diameter of the Earth is about 1.2e7 m, and the distance between earth and Betelgeuse is 425 lightyears, or say... 4e18 m. That means, from Betelgeuse, Earth subtends a whole 4e-24 steradians of the sky. Better put, only about 6e-23 percent of the light from Betelgeuse reaches Earth.

      So, some quick math, and that gives us about 1e3 watts per square meter. That's a factor of 10 smaller than what the sun imparts to us on a day-to-day basis, so we really have nothing to worry about. The long and the short of it is, it will be very easy to see at night for about a week, but don't go stocking up on suntan lotion.

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    2. Re:What about Betelgeuse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's a total power of about 3e41 watts.

      Well, your estimate is only as precise as the most imprecise value that you use in your computation. It is much better to look at actual supernovas and compute the wattage based on its distance from us. Type II supernova peak photon luminosity: 5 x 10^35 watts.

    3. Re:What about Betelgeuse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Told you I was being generous. So what if I'm a factor of a million off? It shows that your skin won't be boiling off because of supernovae any time soon.

    4. Re:What about Betelgeuse? by MythoBeast · · Score: 1

      Thank you. I'll sleep better at night now. *grin*

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  228. Here is what you would have to do by geekoid · · Score: 1

    crate a giant Umbrella in space mad out of a maetrial that won't tlet the gamme rays through. Either through reflection, comversion, or absorbtion.

    I have no idea on the time defference between the burst of photons and gamma radiation, so I don't know how much time we would have.

    Perhaps we will get to a point to detect that the event is going to happen a couple of hundred years before it does. then we could listen to pundits whine about how it won't matter for 150 years, then get of are asses and get it done.

    At no point did I say it would be simple..or easy..or free.

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    1. Re:Here is what you would have to do by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      I have no idea on the time defference between the burst of photons and gamma radiation, so I don't know how much time we would have.

      gamma rays = high-energy photons

      So, roughly none.

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    2. Re:Here is what you would have to do by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

      I have no idea on the time defference between the burst of photons and gamma radiation, so I don't know how much time we would have.

      Since they are both electromagnetic radiation (gamma radiation is just very high enery photons), they would arrive at the same time. That star 1000 light years away shining brightly and briefly in the daytime sky means you're gonna die.

      A bright flash would normally(?) indicate a nuclear explosion nearby. OTOH, 1000 lightyears away IS nearby in astronomical terms.

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  229. Re: The Biology of Senesence by uberdave · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It seems to me that something else is required for maintaining organization other than mere energy. Energy alone will increase the heat of the system: more heat->more particle motion->more disorganization. There must be some sorting or filtering mechanism in place to selectively apply that energy... unless steam is considered more organised than ice.

    Please enlighten me.

  230. Keep Backup Copies by cyberformer · · Score: 1

    If we keep backup copies of major Internet sites, people in thousands of years will still be able to read what we wrote on places like Slashdot. So they may not remember us personally, but they'll at least see our online pseudonyms, laugh at our stupidity, and wonder what kind of life that 20th/21st Century person lived.

    Of course, it's unlikely that sites will survive for millennia. There's liekly to be an apocalypse at some point that will destroy civilization, for example. And even if there isn't, you've got to migrate them to new storage media every few years, and avoid restrictive copyrights laws and DRM.

  231. You Know What They Say... by AttillaTheNun · · Score: 1

    Shit Happens

  232. One Word: Scrith by adavies42 · · Score: 1

    We need a scrith sheild around the Earth.

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  233. Re:Scary Stuff - Child rearing by Vip · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Like the screams of joy as you walk through the door after work, making you forget all the stuff that happened at work that day? And the next day they ask if you can stay home from work...and you do. Who else would you do that for?

    Or the sheer wonderment and joy on their faces as they experience something new to them, that you take for granted everyday. (Think elevators for a minute, or escalators until security shows up :-)

    Or doing the inevitable childrens damage to themselves, and crying, yet a kiss from you wipes all the tears and pain away. And then in return offering you a kiss when you say "Ow!"

    Or maybe last week, when Daddy was sick, how my 2.5 year old was concerned enough to get me my
    medicine (really just vitamin C tablets) and juice and water. Concerned enough to come up with "Daddy has to lie down, get better! No 'puter!!"

    Or perhaps how they have a different view of things, in that they can teach you as much as you teach them.

    I could go on and on...

    "during the process of raising children you get worn out physically and mentally. I'm thinking all the late nights, interrupted sleep, emotional and physical drain of being in close contact with children."

    Never looked at it that way. You are correct in a way....but it's all worth it.

    Vip

  234. that's why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have to redouble our efforts to make real artificial intelligence. We have to be the ancestor race.

  235. Re:Scary Stuff - Child rearing by Daetrin · · Score: 1
    Dude, excellent band name!
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  236. Re:Actually, it's not quite as dangerous as it sou by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1
    He's talking about it being clobbered to death by the ten-second gamma ray burst everyone is talking about, not slow-acting insidious chloroflurocarbons et cetera.

    I won't insist that you RTFA, but if you don't, at least read the fine summary.

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  237. Re: your sig by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

    Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach teachers.

  238. The article gives some numbers by jonhuang · · Score: 1

    Supposedly we detect about 1 a month right now (in all the seeable universe). They're hoping to lauch a space probe that will bring the number up to 1 every week or 2.

  239. Save the Planet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did anyone else think, "Quick, get the Holy Materia"? :)

  240. Re:What we seem to think we can do is beat them to by RoLi · · Score: 1
    The planet, and its life, is being destroyed in a much less spectacular, because much more gradual, way by humans currently.

    "The planet" is destroyed?

    Even a full-scale nuclear war wouldn't "destroy" the planet.

    Using a phrase like that makes you look like an idiot.

    Forests are destroyed, life is destroyed - but not "the planet".

  241. Re:Scary Stuff - Child rearing by suffe · · Score: 1

    Just to clear things up, fever isn't your bodys way of telling you something is wrong. Fever, normaly, isn't even caused by external problems in itself. Little organisms floating arround in your body simply doesn't like the heat, thus the body makes itself warm. Might missfire at times, sure, but most often does more good then bad.

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  242. Re: The Biology of Senesence by Jamu · · Score: 1

    As for your arguments regarding "genes not grading anything in levels of mportance or having a perspective", this is really little more than a matter of semantics.

    It's more than semantics. Genes have no goal, they are "blind" if you like. Using terms like "selfish" and "strategy" can be misleading as both words imply an objective.

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  243. Re: The Biology of Senesence by lgw · · Score: 1

    To be pendantic, energy is necessary but not sufficient to prevent the breakdown of an ordered system. You need a system to maintain order, and such a system is required to consume a certain amount of energy.

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  244. _Half_ The Planet by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    > And if we did, would there be any way to protect > the planet?

    Half of the planet would be protected by the mass of the planet itself, of course.

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  245. Lazy Way out. by tempest69 · · Score: 1

    Assuming a 100 year lead time.. it not too bad, we do some mild calculations and move the planet to the far side of the sun to eclipse the gamma rays. Alternates including being in the shadow of gas giants during the phase(way harder timing).. Or evacuating half the planet, With large amounts of teraforming supplies on hand to repair the scorched side of terra firma. But moving the earth at light speed is tough even at "Star Wars" levels of technology. Heck we'd just raise shields instead of moving the earth that fast. Storm

  246. Re: The Biology of Senesence by lgw · · Score: 1

    The thermodynamics argument is sometimes used by creationists as an argument against evolution. I can't really explain that, since it doesn't make sense in the first place.

    Sure, eventually the sun will burn out and whatnot, but that's a much longer timescale than biologists are usually concerned with. (Also, there's no reason for a technological species not to survive the death of its star, or pretty much anything else short of the eventual triumph of entropy over all sources of energy - but that's a long way off.)

    Life is not merely an organized system, but a self-orginizing system. On a more familiar timescale, there's no reason why a system of good self-repair couldn't exist within an organism, providing a lifespan limited only by accidents. This wouldn't seem to have a strong evolutionary advantage, however, so it's not a big surprise it didn't evolve naturally.

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  247. there's no shortage of kids by Tigen · · Score: 1

    So what?

    It's not like you're taking life away. You're just not creating more kids. There's no shortage of children on this Earth in case you haven't noticed. By your logic, we should all be "giving someone else the chance to live" and having children as fast as possible.

    It's more useful to humanity, if you want to think that way, to not have kids and put those resources towards making the world a better place for those of us who are here.

    It's amazing how many kids some people have even if they're dirt poor and can't support them. They're "giving life", but only a neglected and warped version of what life should be.

  248. Please correct the flaw in my logic here... by Eosha · · Score: 1

    From a long ways away, a 10-second burst of unholy gamma-ray badness is aimed at the earth. Everyone in its path is instantly extra-crispy.

    However, won't it only hit the nearest half the earth? Even though gamma rays are hard to shield against, I'd naively think that the bulk of a planet would do a reasonably good job of shielding some of us. Catastrophe? Yes. End of a species? Maybe not.

    Is there some reflective effect I'm missing? radioisotope pollutants? Is the earth not enough shielding? What am I missing?

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    1. Re:Please correct the flaw in my logic here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sea Life Wiped Out by Neutron Star Collision?
      Posted by timothy on Tuesday April 12, @01:20AM

      Please correct the flaw in my logic here...
      by Eosha on Tuesday April 12, @02:25PM


      You're missing that after 13h05 a story has been posted, your question must have been asked at least a dozen times already.

  249. Maybe I am misunderstanding Gamma Rays but... by ShieldWolf · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't about half the people (and half the animals etc.) on Earth be A-OK if this happened?

    i.e. wouldn't the Earth itself be a rather good shield from this burst?

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  250. It is quite simple by leehwtsohg · · Score: 1

    If a gene in a protozoan mutates into a new form that processes sugar better, or causes the host to swim faster, or in general be a better and more well adjusted individual, then that gene will spread through the population, causing all its hosts to swim faster. Thus you might in a way say that the host is just a way for gene to spread through the population. The gene doesn't care exactly why the host causes a faster spread of genes.

    In humans, on the other hand, if you have a gene that will - what - cause you to want to explore space? Or mate with astronauts, or become a rocket scientist? That gene will have absolutly no effect on its own future, or the future of the human race. Instead, kids will want to become astronauts if Disney makes a cool film, with a cool space-exploring astronaut in the leading role. Or if Newsweek publishes an article showing how astronauts make most money, or become CEOs of companies, or are in general cool dudes.

    Genes have very little to do with what happens to humans, and they have very little control of what happens to themselves.

    Now, I agree with your second point. We have absolutely no way of knowing that e-coli do not also study quantum physics. All we know is that till now it seems that genes do have quite a lot of control of bacteria in the lab.
    So, if I offended any protozoan, I am sorry - protozoans, just as humans, might also not be controlled by their genes, but by their morals.

    1. Re:It is quite simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Protozoans is not the correct word. Would this be the wrong time to point out the difference between the words protozoa and protozoan?

      The former is plural, the latter is singular.

  251. A billion years? by bhsx · · Score: 1

    A billion years is no problem to imagine. It's just 365^10 days! Sheesh!

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  252. "do something about it "... by demon411 · · Score: 1
    link points to something else now.. here is google cache do something about it

    we do not deal/prepare with/for these types of threats well that have small probability but have large casualties. maybe something to do with innate gambling nature.

  253. Re:Scary Stuff - Child rearing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, you probably manged to have sex at least once!

  254. Yes and no by leehwtsohg · · Score: 1

    No, it wouldn't be the wrong time. It would nevertheless be wrong:
    protozoan n. pl. protozoans or protozoa (-z) also protozoons

    Any of a large group of single-celled, usually microscopic, eukaryotic organisms, such as amoebas, ciliates, flagellates, and sporozoans.

    It would, however, be the right time to point out that e-coli aren't protozoa! Sorry.

  255. Re:Scary Stuff - Child rearing by HiThere · · Score: 1

    If you need convincing, then why would we want to convince you?

    That's putting it a bit personally, so let me rephrase:
    Raising children is so demanding, that if you aren't driven to do it, it's better that you don't. You'd be likely to quit half-way through, which is a recipie for social disaster.

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  256. Re: The Biology of Senesence by mahmud · · Score: 1

    Heat death is not necessarilly what the universe is heading towards. This is due to gravity - some scientists claim that uniform soup of particles at the end-state of the universe will not come to be for a simple reason that particles will start to attract each other and complexity would increase, aided by the rules governing chaos. Some of the ideas relevant to this can be found in this book

  257. the CFC myth! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    see, Bush told everyone polution and cfc's werent creating the hole in the ozone layer and contributing to global warming. It's stardust!

    Damn you, Ziggy!

  258. Scotty, shields now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to answer the question......

  259. How to save us by PenrosePattern · · Score: 1

    Just have the gamma burst be at the point in the sky behind the sun. Then we'll be safe.

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  260. Re:Scary Stuff - Child rearing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's a little harsh. Xav_jones could be young, and young people sometimes can't appreciate why people have children. But the positive responses were pretty good at explaining why people would want to have kids, so give those a read.

  261. So the planet will be run by miners by istartedi · · Score: 1

    So, the planet will end up being run by miners, because they will be the only ones to survive, unless these bursts last longer than a shift. For the long term benefit of humanit, we need more female mine workers! Also, more females at deep underground military sites. You know they must still be running those things.

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  262. We will be OK by Stephen+Ma · · Score: 1

    We could counter the depletion by making some ozone ourselves. To do this on a planetary scale would require immense amounts of energy, but we will probably have plenty of fusion power by 2100 AD (or sooner). So if no nearby gamma ray bursters occur for at least a century (very very likely), we will be OK.

  263. Havent you learned yet. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    What comic books have taught us. That Radation only has positive effects.

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  264. Re:Scary Stuff - Child rearing by GonerDoug · · Score: 1

    butterfly kisses

  265. Re: The Biology of Senesence by WhiteDragon · · Score: 1

    However, to overcome entropy requires not just energy, but also information.

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  266. Sea Life Wiped Out by Neutron Explosion by thebrains · · Score: 1

    "That's why we age - and why we fall apart much more rapidly after child-rearing age is past" Oh, so, the trick is, KEEP REARING-CHILDING -Enjoy life

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  267. Space Exploration by illumina+us · · Score: 1

    Even more reason to explore space.

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  268. Re: The Biology of Senesence by lgw · · Score: 1
    The heat death of the universe (assuming it goes that way)comes *long* before a "uniform soup". When the last start burns out, there's still an incredible amount of energy available to a high-tech society from gravitational potential energy.
    • To begin with, push together groups of burnt-out stars that weren't large enough to form neutron stars. The newly formed stars should burn for some time.
    • Once everything is a neutron star or a black hole, start pushing the neutron stars together and tapping the resulting gamma bursts (wow, back on topic) for power.
    • Then, given the universe is not uniformly divergent, find pairs of black holes heading roughly towards one another, and steer them to collision, tapping the resulting gravity waves in some fashion for power (hey, this is about 10^15 years from now, they'll figure it out). Keep this up until all the matter in the univers is in uniformly diverging black holes.
    • Finally, wait for all those black holes to decay from Hawking radiation, and make use of that power. OK, that will probably take an extra 10^35 years to pay off, but do you have anything better to do?

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  269. Re:Scary Stuff - Child rearing by JahToasted · · Score: 1
    Or the sheer wonderment and joy on their faces as they experience something new to them, that you take for granted everyday. (Think elevators for a minute, or escalators until security shows up :-)

    Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent--I don't care which one--but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!
    /Brodie

  270. It would not be difficult, Mein Fuhrer! [oblig.] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nuclear reactors could, heh... I'm sorry. Mr. President. Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plantlife. Animals could be bred...and SLAUGHTERED.

    -Doktor Merkwürdigeliebe

  271. Evolution: Hack upon hack upon hack by curlyjunglejake · · Score: 1
    Point taken. :)

    Very briefly, I was arguing against the selfish gene folks. Once upon a time, genes made hominids, and hominids were flung at survival obstacles. some of the ones that randomly made it through sometimes did so because of some genetic advantage. If you want to anthropomorphize those genes, go for it.

    However, that is not the selective paradym that faces humans. The whole reason for the period of immese selection for the modern human mind was that in it rested the capacity to form internal abstractions of external obstacles. This problem solving skill could shift the point of selection from the death of unfit creatures to the death of unfit ideas. When that transition was complete, selection lo longer acted upon the critter, but rather internally, in a virtual space where that critter could throw itself at a problem a thousand times with no real risk of injury (with the exception of a couple of my other readers.). In the modern world, it is folly to worry that all your actions serve the interest of selfish genes.

    That was what I was arguing. Here was how I did it.

    1) Genes are not anthropormorphic entities.

    The misunderstood hypothesis: Genes act randomly.
    Some variation is selected for.
    Selection filters adaptive variation.
    Some behaviors can be selected for.
    Advantageous behavior genes often popularize.

    Therefore:
    many animals sometimes serve some of their genes, sometimes.
    living beings are the result of a perfect legacy of successful procreation.

    The way it is: Living beings have a heritage of many genes that might have been useful at one point or another.
    However
    Evolution is additive (you work with what you've already got.)
    selective conditions are in flux (times change)
    Adaptive advantages are eacg local to a set of specific conditions.
    Therefore
    What we end up with is not this Olympian survival machine that everyone in this post keeps talking about, but rather a legacy device that has managed to clunk its way through a vast past of obstacles by accumulating hack upon hack upon hack.

    Selfish genes are not what predicts the outcome of behavior. Humans are released into each new generation's new environmental conditions with the patchwork of software and hardware that had gotten them through the past. Like all such evolutionary tales, not all will make it; not all were meant to. The point of diversity is that random variation in function can cover a side enough range that enough of a subset can always fit through selective barriers to perpetuate into the next generation.

    Remember violence? Violence was useful once. It may not be so useful now. It would be better that violence was not used by anyone, but it is a truce that is almost impossible to establish when we all were born with violent capacity from our genes. Don't try to blame the rules of power for a need for violence: many animal types use violence, many do not. We used it. A behavioral gene type that is no longer as useful, and yet it remains.

    It is being selfish? Not effectively. Our new moral structures have caused those genes to be selected against, by incarcerating (effectively sterilizing) many of the more violent individuals. Individuals who MIGHT be carrying violence genes. This is not a selfish gene, it is a stupid gene that just does its thing. In the past centuries the release of new moral thought occured in contradiction with these violent genes, dispite their presence. New conditions allowed new thought to be selected for, and the thought in turn creates the new conditions that we select ourselves with. What is this going to be called, the Selfish Mind?

    My point is this: don't thank your genes; they don't know what they are going. Thank luck, thank your particular collection of choices that led you to where you are, thank your mommy, thank whatever you want, but not your genes. You were made with them, but they made you with a mind strong enough to ursurp them.

    1. Re:Evolution: Hack upon hack upon hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you open with "Very briefly, I was arguing against the selfish gene folks.". and then you end your post with "You were made with them, but they made you with a mind strong enough to ursurp them.". which is the slightly optimistic point with which dawkins ends the selfish gene. did you actually read it all the way to the end?

  272. I'm not sure I like where the article is going... by Cervantes · · Score: 1
    Dr Adrian Melott, of the University of Kansas and an author of the latest paper, said: "A gamma ray burst originating within 6,000 light years from Earth would have a devastating effect on life.

    If all goes well, the probe could catch two three explosions a week.

    If all goes well??? Yeah, if all goes well, we'll have a couple explosions a week, really, really close by, so we can get a good look at them!

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  273. Mr Jupiter by wais · · Score: 1

    Could we not just hide behind our buddy jupiter and let the lead in jupiter take care of the gamma radiation? That saves our population, but our food is still gone, so just GM the food.

  274. Of course it could have been something different.. by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    Maybe God was cleaning up and poured a God-size jug of bleach into the ocean by mistake.

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  275. Re:Scary Stuff - Child rearing by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Actually, I believe the problem with stress is that in modern society, you do not respond with fight or flight, or even minimal physical activity to the stress, which burns off the chemicals flooding the blood. Without this, it is damaging.

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  276. Not my original comparison ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... but having kids is a roller coaster; one minute laughing your head off, the next in sheer terror.

    It is a true test of character, one where I truly wish I fared better; if you are the boss, give the Mommys and Daddys the nod when hiring, setting hours; it's expensive and hard work, and we all benefit from the next generation being properly raised in one way or another.

  277. Re: The Biology of Senesence by Salis · · Score: 1

    The term is called work, or 'useful energy'.

    Heat is useless energy.

    Your engine burns fuel to make your car go. The work of moving the car comes from burning the fuel, but the engine is not a 100% converter of fuel to work and releases heat as a byproduct. There is a maximum efficiency of any engine based on the temperature of the engine and the outside air.

    Thermodynamics for the 6th grade level. :)

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  278. penthouse anyone? by StuckInAFridge · · Score: 1

    is it just me, or is "something about it," http://www.mediacircus.net/armageddon.html linking through to penthouse.com?

    WTF?

  279. My thoughts by Oryxa · · Score: 1

    hmm, I've just read this article, quite scarry indeed, thinking something like a bursting star, could do that much damage... Thinking, possibably, hypothetically, what would happen if another star, close to us, burst today, the effects would be devestating. What are the possiabilities of this happenign again? Probably not as thin as most would think.

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  280. Re: The Biology of Senesence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You seem to imply indirectly that the engery transfer is 100% efficient. Ultimately it is thermodynamics that dictates energy loss, even with energy input. Sorry, but there are no perpetual motion machines, even nuclear powered ones.

  281. Aluminum foil hat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My aluminum foil hat will protect me. Everyone thought I was strange when I made it and put foil on my windows. Now they will know I am not crazy!

  282. Lame science... by Ray+Alloc · · Score: 0

    Extinctions took millions of years, not a mere 10 secs. There have been several waves of species extinctions, each took a substantial time, the latest one is currently happening, as a new species of social animals is rapidly wiping out whole ecosystems from the planet.

  283. My tinfoil undies by Namarrgon · · Score: 1

    ... are probably more useful here :-)

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  284. Re:Scary Stuff... Scarier: Gamma Bomb by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    Has anyone made or designed a bomb that is specifically designed for close--range gamma irradiation. I suppose the neutron bomb could be called that, and we've heard about cesium, strontium and uranium and a few others, but is there any body of work that could be a genuine "Gamma Bomb"?

    To extend that, is it possible for a "mad scientist" (or likely some actor such as a government) to position gamma bombs in fake orbital satellites? Or, even just in the cargo bay of a passenger jet? Imagine the US getting tired of some particular nation and modifying a passenger plane to "slip out" as parachute-floated, propeller directed gamma or neutron bomb over some hapless target. Probably for sci-fi.

    But, if a Gamma Bomb could be made, what kind of noise and wind would a terrestrial and atmospheric detonation produce? And, if some nut pushed one down the 4,000 foot mantle-penetrating shaft, would it cause any unpredictable EM issues? I don't imagine it'd "rock us to the core" (pun in ten ded...), but could all that heat and pressure and some gamma waves/rays/particle bursts actually be of military or mad-scientist value?

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  285. Re:Scary Stuff... Scarier: Gamma Bomb-Safety Dance by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    I guess I should have done the Gamma Google:

    http://www.cartage.org.lb/en/themes/Sciences/Che mi stry/NuclearChemistry/NuclearWeapons/FirstChainRea ction/FirstNuclWeapons/DesignGadget.htm

    Googling:

    gamma bomb feasibility

    produced:

    http://www.google.com/search?q=gamma%20bomb%20fe as ibility&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

    Some of it's pretty interesting...

    For those looking for ways of surviving a Gamma Blast, call up the Men Without (Tin Foil) Hats and strut tothe lyrics of....

    "Safety Dance":

    http://www.80smusiclyrics.com/artists/menwithout ha ts.htm

    And, as the nuclear wind is catchin' up, and ever'thing's goint toshit, toss those Geiger counters and Reynolds Wrap tubes and change your tempo/beat to get to:

    (Don't forget to guttarally make the throaty/kocking "Kha-tsu" instrument sound at the appropriate lines below...)

    "Say we can dance, we can dance
    Everything's out of control ("KT")
    We can dance, we can dance
    They're doing it from pole to pole ("KT")
    We can dance, we can dance
    Everybody look at your hands ("KT")
    We can dance, we can dance
    Everybody taken the chance

    The safety dance
    The safety dance
    The safety dance"

    ========= (and, then queue up the vinyl for the track "Ant-Arc-ti-cahhh"" =========

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    And, if you're on the wrong side of the shield, then recall "The Cure", and meow...

    "WHYY CAUN"T IIII BEEE YOOO?!" (Simply Elegant.... hehe)

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  286. Re:Loss of ozone: COne or Rod? by davidsyes · · Score: 0, Troll

    IANAGPOOS (I am not a geo-physicist or other scientist), and I did not RTMFA, but what's to say the Gamma radiation will be particles size in wavelength?

    I mean, what if the burst were/is sufficiently huge to initate a sort of "cascade" or wave of particles like a "gamma train"? Not as a conical intersection but as a rod or train-like intersection, almost piggy-backing us. (We'd not only lose the Ozone, but we'd all lose or "loose/n" (heheh) our only-remaining, other "O-zone".) I imagine with all the stellar flotsam from two colliding stars, there would be rippling or wave action in space. If that unlikely collision hit/s, and if it finds Earth, a 12-hour gamma train would coalesce or bathe the Earth sufficiently long to nullfy another 25% to 45% of the initially "unbathed" population. That is, the Earth would be orbiting in the wave bath assuming it arrived in sync with rather than tangental to Earths path in the solar system.

    Even scarier, what if, as with unpredictable Tsunamis, a second or even third wave followed the first or second waves at slightly oblique angles but still managed to reach Earth only minutes or hours behind. There could an amplification effect, or hyper-concentration in some areas of the atmosphere or water table. (But, in the case of Tsunamis, somme fo the waves can take up to 4 hours to trail the iniitial devastation...)

    David Syes

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  287. Re: The Biology of Senesence by mewphobia · · Score: 1
    Organized systems will decay towards randomness without energy input

    Forgive my ignorance, but with my limited knowledge of physics, this sounds like the most stupid thing I've heard in a long time. What about that thing we call inertia? To me, it doesn't make sense that anything would do anything without energy. How do you not need energy to get in a disorganised state? If you're organised, then you'll stay organised, unless some force is acting upon you. If the force acting on you is gravity, then you have kenetic energy.

    If there is some new way of things moving without energy, I'd really like to know about it.

  288. Re: Read Fisher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is abundant evidence for selection for longevity in the animal and plant kingdoms. If you look at life spans you will observe there is a very broad variety of lifespans from only about 30 minutes (bacteria) to over 5,000 years (bristlecone pines). Among mammals there is a similar wide range, typically with larger organims being longer lived.

    Diseases affect humans and other animals both before and after they reach maturity.

    Keep in mind that it is not the production of offspring per se that provides evolutionary success, but rather the fitness of those offspring and the probability of their also successfully reproducing. An essential criterion for natural selection is not only the presence of genes, although these are the mechanism that have evolved to insure the inheritance of traits being passed on to future generations, but the fitness (ability of the phenotype produced by those genes) to cope with the rigors of the environment.

  289. Re:Daydream on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously, you don't spend much time thinking about evolutionary or molecular biology.

    Souls are just a lame excuse for "extra mystical magic" that can be added or subtracted from any argument without affecting one's ability to establish the truth or falsehood of any particular proposition. Such a notion is simply an illogical and unnecessary abstraction that can be thrown in when one wishes to transcend scientific evidence.

    If it were said that a rock had a soul that was more solid than yours, how could you tell if such a statment was true or false?

  290. Re: The Biology of Senesence by Jamu · · Score: 1

    If an organised system had no energy in it then, I'd agree, the system will stay in an organised state. But no real system has zero energy. Or to state it another way: All systems will contain some energy. They will therefore require energy input to stay organised.

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  291. Eta Carinae Could Do it Any Time Now... by rarkm · · Score: 1
    Can you say Eta Carinae? I knew you could. The link shows the supermassive unstable star Eta Carinae, just one of millions of unstable stars in the universe which may go supernova at any time (Eta Carinae may go soon, probably within a half million years). Trouble is that it's a relatively close 7,500 - 10,000 light years away in OUR galaxy. If it blows, it could end up sterilizing the neighborhood, including our planet.

    Also see http://www.seds.org/messier/xtra/ngc/etacar.html. There is a lot of weird stuff in the universe, some of it relatively close to us. Our galaxy is about 250,000 LY in diameter, the nearest neighbor galaxy about 2.5 million LY away.) Of course, with our relatively puny lifespans of 80 or so years, we miss most of what's going on around us, and don't pay enough attention to recorded astronomical and geological events to realize that our assumptions about what is normal are completely unfounded. Ignorance is bliss! Woohoo! Pass the Fritos!

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  292. Re: The Biology of Senesence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "There must be some sorting or filtering mechanism in place to selectively ..."

    Chlorophyll is the main filtering, capturing mechanism that diverts some of the sun's energy into chemical energy that life can use. UV, infrared and gamma wavelengths are not much use, but a big enough gamma ray burst would inject a whole lot of energetic noise into the system.

  293. Last post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    To do:

    Visit buoy 42002 in western GoM.