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Keyboards are Havens for Super Bugs

Techguy666 writes "Gee, this is a suprise. Researchers have found that keyboards harbor bacteria and super-germs. This is particularly interesting this time because this research noted that there is a lot of computer use in hospitals and they're finding it really difficult to sterilize them."

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  1. Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary KB by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny

    The clever golgafrinchans who stayed behind were wiped out by a disease caught from an unsanitary telephone. Does this study suggest we're on a similar path (unless we begin training keyboard sanitizers) or is it possible they are helping keep out immune systems regularly tested by the evils which lurk beneath the h, j, k and l keys.

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  2. Easy one: Wash it! by MPHellwig · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Perhaps using a keyboard you can clean the "normal" way would help:
    http://www.icintracom.com/merchant.ihtml?pid=4564& lastcatid=119&step=4

    Now don't say that they couldn't have thought of it too (I mean that, don't say it).

    1. Re:Easy one: Wash it! by FatalTourist · · Score: 1

      You can clean a normal keyboard the "normal" way as well. Just make sure it's good and dry before you plug it in again.*

      *Poster is not responsible for loss of computer equipment, life, etc.

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    2. Re:Easy one: Wash it! by El · · Score: 1

      Perhaps using a keyboard you can clean the "normal" way You mean this keyboard will survive autoclaving? Somehow I don't think so...

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    3. Re:Easy one: Wash it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You /.ed the vendor... Notice the sign that says out of stock.

      Wait, the descriptions says it is compatible with only Windows 98SE/2000/Me/XP; therefore, you couldn't have /.ed it. This doesn't make any sense. Oh!! err!! uh lost carr;lkjsdaf.....

    4. Re:Easy one: Wash it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can clean a normal keyboard the "normal" way as well. Just make sure it's good and dry before you plug it in again.

      It's probably better to just pull out the circuit board before cleaning, and make sure the keyboard won't get hot enough to melt. Warm water and mild soap work fine, with little risk of damage. The keys are easiest to wash if you remove them and throw them in sink or bucket.

    5. Re:Easy one: Wash it! by Bunch'a+4th+Graders · · Score: 0

      Easier one: Replace it!

    6. Re:Easy one: Wash it! by T5 · · Score: 1

      Don't buy the hype. I had two of these supposedly indestructible keyboards, and it didn't take but one stick of dynamite to turn them into little piles of silicon(e).

      Seriously, I killed two of these keyboards. Don't really know how, either. Groups of the keys just quit working. One of the keyboards like this was rolled up and stuffed into a "to go" box for field work. The other lived in my home with light use (kids liked the key feel - silly kids). You could certainly wash it - put it through the kitchen sink routine a couple of times, but it just quits working properly in fairly short order.

      That's all for now. Have to go spray my HIDs with Lysol...

    7. Re:Easy one: Wash it! by BreadMan · · Score: 1

      Your hands that is. After a stint in an ICU with one of my kids, the first line of defense for infection control is as simple as hand washing. You wash your hands a lot in the ICU:

      - When you arrive
      - Before you touch a patient or equipment
      - After you touch a patient or equipment
      - When you leave

      The meds in the ICU also follow Universal Precautions to the letter. The keyboards and just about everything else may be dirty, but if you wash before/after touching just about anything along with using gloves and other protection, you'll greatly lower the chances of transmission.

      Also, It couldn't hurt to change the keyboards once a month and burn the dirty ones with the other biohazards.

    8. Re:Easy one: Wash it! by pentalive · · Score: 1

      oops, out of stock :^(

    9. Re:Easy one: Wash it! by serutan · · Score: 1

      Jerry Pournelle once remarked in his Byte Magazine column that he cleaned his keyboards in the shower.

  3. This is why I don't touch mine by 0racle · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm far too scared to type.

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    1. Re:This is why I don't touch mine by DonServo · · Score: 1

      Been using those new brain implants to control your PC, eh?

    2. Re:This is why I don't touch mine by pinchhazard · · Score: 1, Funny
      Been using those new brain implants to control your PC, eh?

      No, you just copy and paste each letter you need from some other document. You get lucky and find the whole word you need sometimes.

      Sweet.

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    3. Re:This is why I don't touch mine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tyler Durden says
      "Did you know KY Jelly is a proven keyboard disinfectant?"

    4. Re:This is why I don't touch mine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      virtual keyboard...or the Windows Character Map

    5. Re:This is why I don't touch mine by Samari711 · · Score: 1

      You think keyboards are bad? Just wait till they post the article about what's living on your mouse.

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  4. The touchstream is the perfect solution by John+Meacham · · Score: 4, Interesting

    http://fingerworks.com/

    I have one, you can clean the entire surface with windex or lysol. It uses E-field sensing so does not have the drawbacks of membrane keyboards and in fact has many advantages over regular keyboards.

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    1. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by Quasar1999 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I, like many others, do touch typing... so I need tactile feedback.

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    2. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This post was touch-typed on a Touchstream keyboard. Granted, it takes some getting used to, but it can be done.

    3. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by FortKnox · · Score: 1

      Yes... a perfect solution for anyone willing to shell out >$300 for a keyboard....

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    4. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by buserror · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah Fingerworks. I touch type too, and I go pretty fast in the TouchStream (but heck, I have it for 2 years now). Not only that, but I no longer have to move my hand to mouse and back..
      Oh, and the cursor key gestures. JUST for the cursor key gestures, I'd sacrifice *anything*. Hmm ok that and the programmer's keypad (drop 4 fingers of the left hand, and the right surface keys become "handy" things you'd have to reach and/or shift for, like != , {}_,-> etc)
      Ok it IS expensive, but looking at it, it's an investment.
      And yeah, the surfaces are near-indestructible & easy to keep clean, the only possible problem is the ribbon cable between the two parts, and thats only if you bend it a lot while travelling etc.

    5. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by Mithrandur · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I have one too. They're great, and they replace your mouse (which is probably just as germ-infested) as well as your keyboard. The learning curve isn't all that bad. I picked up Dvorak at the same time with little trouble.

      They are a bit spendy (they can be had for just under $300 new, if you look hard) compared to regular keyboards, but about middle of the road for special input devices.

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    6. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      we need a two bumps: one for the f and one for the j. other than that, we don't even need VISUAL feedback.

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    7. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sadly they don't have a regular keyboard shape. I never found ergonomic keyboards to be all that comfortable.

    8. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by garett_spencley · · Score: 1

      That thing looks very cool and I was almost ready to order one ... till I found they were going for $595 CAD !

      There's no way I would ever pay over $100 - $150 for a keyboard. No matter how ergonmic and sanitary it is. My current keyboard was like $20.

      Anyone know of a cheaper solution ?

    9. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried to look at it as an investment, but it's hard to quantify. Certainly there is a risk that I won't learn to like it, which makes the high price even more problematic. The return varies depending on how well I would be able to adjust to the thing, but even at best the productivity advantage is most likely minimal on any reasonable scale. I code a lot, but I spend a lot more time thinking than typing. In conclusion, there is no way I can justify spending $300 on a weird keyboard on the off chance that it'll work for me.

    10. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'm typing on one now, it takes a LOT of getting used to, the price is WAY too expensive, and you need to turn off the "auto-correct" feature to be useful. Also, whoever designed the ribbon cable between the two halves was smoking crack, and the whole thing seems very flimsy. Not something that you'd find from a reputable keyboard maker. Don't use it for games either. All that being said, it's all worth it for the gestures -- they're very powerful and have a "cool" geek factor. Also probably useful for people who have hand injuries.

      Fingerworks, if you're listening, get rid of the current design of the LP! Make it like star trek TNG - a smooth curved surface from one end to the other. DO NOT separate the halves. Also an LCD panel underneath would be nice instead of hardcoding the templates into the unit. I think then the price would be justified.

    11. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by LesPaul75 · · Score: 1

      I like the idea of the "zero force" keyboard, but why did they have to make it so hideous looking? Why not just a regular old 101/104 key layout? That weird layout is a big turnoff for me. I don't want to re-learn how to type, I just want a keybard that doesn't get crud between the keys. If they want to offer that "extreme" looking thing to gamers or whatever, in addition to a keyboard with a regular layout for the rest of us, that's cool. But with that thing as their only offering, they're missing a pretty significant potential market, I'd say. Oh, yeah, I see they do also have a "mini" keyboard. Great.

    12. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by i23098 · · Score: 1

      Even better is not using a keyboard. Use a Virtual Keyboard

    13. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

      F and J? No way. D and K. All my keyboards have bumps on D and K at home. They would at work too, if I had my way.

    14. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Yes... a perfect solution for anyone willing to shell out >$300 for a keyboard....

      Since they're talking about hospitals here, I would expect the problem to get solved a different way: For each patient they'll break out a brand-new $20 keyboard every day, and throw the previous one in the trash. Then they'll tack a daily $150 keyboard charge onto the patient's bill.

    15. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem with those is while your typing your hand is interfering with the line of sight for the bottom half of the board. So when you want to use anything on the bottom row you have to pick up your hands so it shows up.

    16. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by John+Meacham · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is a common misconception, that there is no tactile feedback, probably caused by people used to membrane keyboards where pressure is needed to cause a key to register and you have no feedback on when you have applied the right amount of presure.

      This is not the case with the touchstream, since it used e-field sensing, pressure does not matter, it can even detect your hands when they arn't even touching the surface of the keyboard. The tactile feedback is your fingertip touching the surface of the keyboard, if you feel ANYTHING the key has registered. there is an exact correspondence between the 'touch' and the 'keypress'. It is really great tactile feedback actually, you only need to feel for one thing, the touch and not a change in resistance like with normal keyboards. It is impossible for it not to register a keystroke, once you are used to it, your hands sort of glide over the surface and you lightly, very lightly just tap out what you want.

      It is for some reason really difficult to convince people of this when they sit down, you see them mashing their fingers in because they are used to pressure based systems.

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    17. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by flabbergasted · · Score: 1

      F and J? No way. D and K. All my keyboards have bumps on D and K at home. They would at work too, if I had my way.

      Ahh, you have a Mac. It took me a long time to get used to switching back and forth between Mac and PC keyboards. Now if I can just get used to the reversed Caps Lock/Control keys on Suns...

    18. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by muckdog · · Score: 1

      I remember a co-worker who got carpel tunnel used something similar to this. It was an ergonimics specialists send by the insurance compnay that brought it in for him. He claimed it did make a difference once he got use to it.

    19. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by allism · · Score: 1

      I have a worse problem with ergonomic keyboards. I type the letter Y with either hand, depending on what my hand was doing just previously. Perhaps this comes from being left-handed. Obviously I can't do this with an ergonomic keyboard.

    20. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about, the ctrl and capslock are reversed on the rest of the computers in the world (Stop and think for a minute, how many times have you hit capslock while going for either tab,a, or shift?), hiting ctrl accidentally isn't an issue, while caps is annoying to accidentally hit.

    21. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by MisterSquid · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point for touch typists. We often don't look at the keyboard to even situate our fingers. merely situating fingers by touch would register a keypress on the touchstream. People who don't look at the keyboard, if you ever care to look at their fingers, are always touching a key or two in order to gauge the position of the other keys.

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    22. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by ben_fucking_franklin · · Score: 1

      I always knew there was something filthy about touch typists.

    23. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The tactile feedback is your fingertip touching the surface of the keyboard, if you feel ANYTHING the key has registered. there is an exact correspondence between the 'touch' and the 'keypress'."

      This is why it fails, no? One also needs to be able to touch it WITHOUT registering a keypress - to know by feel that ones fingers are in the right places, BEFORE starting to type.

    24. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by ajna · · Score: 1

      Apple keyboards have had the bumps on F and J for at least 5 years now. My Power Mac 6100 (about 10 years old now) had D and K bumps, my Powerbook G3 (1999) had bumps on F and J and all our Macs since have been F and J as well.

    25. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by Puggles · · Score: 1

      Actually, based on the movement of your palm and whether all of your fingers touch the keyboard at about the same moment, it doesn't give out spurious keystrokes. So you *can* situate your fingers to touch type with no problem.

      Oh, and there are raised dots so that you can find the F and J keys.

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    26. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by John+Meacham · · Score: 1

      I should mention that I AM a touch typist with the touchstream. it is designed for touch typing. Since it can detect all your fingers at once, it actually can tell the difference between dropping all fingers to rest or recenter the hand and just touching with a single finger because you intend a keystroke. it has little divits under the home row, so it is not hard to stay in location.

      Another thing helping touch typists is that you never need to move your fingers away from home far for anything, every key that you would normally have to move away from home on a normal keyboard actually has a gesture right over home row (the mouse too). One could get by with just the letter keys, I think they silkscreen on the outlyers just so hunt-n-peck typists won't be totally lost, but an experienced touchstreamer never ventures there.

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    27. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by aug24 · · Score: 1

      Won't be long... attach device to hard surface with sucker, build in a device for making clicks, voila. Won't help you with accuracy, but will give the confirmation you need. Can't put several of them on the same desk though.

      J.

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    28. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by MisterSquid · · Score: 1

      John, Thanks for the info. I'm now very curious about the touchstream and trying it out. msq

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    29. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by MisterTut · · Score: 1

      There is an article on the touchstream keyboard system at my site Health-Hack.com

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    30. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm more worried about the stupid windows key between ctrl. and alt. Always changing the focus when all I want to do is copy text or insert a special character. or play full-screen games...

    31. Re:The touchstream is the perfect solution by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Actually i had to look to see which keys they were. I normally don't even think about where the keys are once my fingers are in the right place. I suppose it doesn't really matter WHICH two keys as long as they're for different hands. Anyone use dvorak want to tell us which two they are on?

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  5. Grant $$$ by yotto · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...research noted that there is a lot of computer use in hospitals...

    I wonder how much grant money they got for that one.

  6. Plastic cover by kdark1701 · · Score: 5, Informative

    They could put a plastic cover over the keyboard, with molds for each of hte keys, and spray/wipe that plastic cover with bleach every now and then.

    1. Re:Plastic cover by Lispy · · Score: 5, Funny

      "with molds for each of hte keys"

      Bu then again, this could lead to typos...

    2. Re:Plastic cover by zev1983 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How about just disposing of the plastic cover and getting a new one after a set period of time. Like surgical gloves for computer use.

    3. Re:Plastic cover by the+real+darkskye · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or why not just wear surgical gloves while typing?

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    4. Re:Plastic cover by AviLazar · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think the problem comes from the person using surgical gloves, touches something that comes in contact with the patient then touches the computer. Imagine if the patient had AIDs/HIV, and the nurse who had gloves touches the keyboard. Would you want to be the next patient in line - when the nurse touches the keyboard and then touches you? A good keyboard cover that can be immersed in amonia (or whatever cleaners the hospital uses) should do the trick. After each case they spray the keyboard just like they spray everything else in there that cannot be autoclaved or disposed of.

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    5. Re:Plastic cover by KenBot_314 · · Score: 1

      or...

      they could just dispose of their "disposable" gloves.

    6. Re:Plastic cover by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      They could put a plastic cover over the keyboard, with molds for each of hte keys, and spray/wipe that plastic cover with bleach every now and then.

      You really want something disposable, like cling film.

      Seriously, I don't like waste, but I reckon it would be a better bet than a plastic cover that would still have nooks and crannies to clean.

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    7. Re:Plastic cover by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      I did not make myself clear, I appologize.
      Patient 1
      Disposable gloves touches infectious patient
      The gloves now have this infectious disease on them.
      The infectious gloves touch the keyboard.
      The keyboard now has this infectious disease.

      Patient 2 (comes in 30 minutes after Patient 1)
      Clean disposable gloves touch infected keyboard
      Clean disposable gloves now have infectious disease
      Infected disposable gloves touch patient
      Patient is SOL

      Wash, rinse and now we have the move Outbreak.

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    8. Re:Plastic cover by Hoplite3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The real problem is that true "super bugs" aren't bothered by bleach. They've found strains that can be CULTURED IN CLOROX BLEACH right from the bottle. This is what happens when organisms with short generation times encounter environmental difficulties. See "The Coming Plague" by Laurie Garrett for more interesting stories in this vein.

      Regardless, you could just replace the plastic :)

      That won't happen, however. Some medical device company will manufacture a keyboard from special plastics without spaces between the keys and charge $500 for it. That's (part of) how health care costs keep going up.

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    9. Re:Plastic cover by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      I thought they were trying to AVOID molds?

    10. Re:Plastic cover by Mr+Guy · · Score: 1

      No, you aren't understanding the suggestion.

      The gloves, like many things in a hospital, should be disposed of after touching something unclean. The process should go:

      Put on gloves
      Touch keyboard
      Dispose of gloves

      Anything else is excessive. The keyboards could have steaming piles of dog poo on them; it doesn't matter. The keyboard should be treated as "tainted" no matter what. Throwing a glove away after using the keyboard is faster and cheaper than sterilizing a cover before and after using the keyboard each time.

    11. Re:Plastic cover by B3ryllium · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I call bullshit.

      HIV, like many other viruses, is not able to survive in an oxygenated environment. Imagine millions of little virus cells exploding as soon as they are exposed to air.

    12. Re:Plastic cover by vettemph · · Score: 1

      The chinease food place near my house puts a piece of saran wrap over the keyboard (each day I hope). It's like a condom for your keyboard.

      Let the "Keyboard Kondom" brand names begin!

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    13. Re:Plastic cover by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A nurse who contaminates her hands with hazmat, goes and does some word processing, and then does a prostate exam on another patient without ever visiting a sink? What hospital is this, Ebolaville General?

      Seriously - I'm pretty sure they cover germs *somewhere* in nursing school...

    14. Re:Plastic cover by PW2 · · Score: 1

      Kind of like paying the sandwich line person who accepts money with wearing disposable gloves who then makes another sandwich with those.

    15. Re:Plastic cover by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      "They've found strains that can be CULTURED IN CLOROX BLEACH right from the bottle"

      I can finally get my bacteria their whitest!

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    16. Re:Plastic cover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, he was using HIV just as an example. What if it was staph instead? Does that make his case better?

    17. Re:Plastic cover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be more bothered by the nurse who types without washing AFTER giving a prostate exam. Most people's butts are hazmat areas already.

      "This keyboard is a piece of shit..."

    18. Re:Plastic cover by shotfeel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They were also talking about cases like:

      Patient A uses computer provided in the hospital room.
      Next Day, Patient B uses computer in the room.
      Next Day...

      Nurse walks into examination room, pulls up patient record.
      Patient gets bored, plays around with computer.
      Doctor walks intor room, uses same computer (but washes hands before touching patient).
      Patient's kid messes around with computer during exam.
      Time for next patient -repeat scenario day after day for months.

      The problem still exists even if the health-care professionals wash hands and use gloves as they're supposed to. The whole regime is set to prevent the doctor/nurse from being the conduit. Nothing prevents the computer from being the conduit.

    19. Re:Plastic cover by McDutchie · · Score: 2, Funny
      Imagine if the patient had AIDs/HIV, and the nurse who had gloves touches the keyboard. Would you want to be the next patient in line - when the nurse touches the keyboard and then touches you?

      Sure, no problem -- provided the nurse hasn't had sex with the keyboard.

    20. Re:Plastic cover by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      While there is an emergency case, there is no time to put on and remove gloves. There is, however, plenty of time after an incident occurs. There are many tools in the operating room which do not get disposed, or stuck in the autoclave. They get cleaned. A device that is similar is probably the difilberater (sp).
      So use gloves, dispose of gloves, clean the tools (including the keyboard)

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    21. Re:Plastic cover by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      My case stated the nurse using gloves. Why is this insightful when the poster did not even read or fully comprehend my post?

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    22. Re:Plastic cover by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Not exactly...While i do think the person operating the register should not handle the food, generally, diseases/bacteria/viruses that are passed through touch are not as deadly as those that pass through open wounds. Now before you throw at me all the deadly things out there that can kill on touch (i.e. ebola) please read the bold word "generally" above. :)

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    23. Re:Plastic cover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      typos are terribly bad in hospitals...

      i did my part, now someone thing of a funny hospital typo

    24. Re:Plastic cover by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Who cares, substitute your favorite, garden variety virus/bacteria. Though I was once told (not sure if its true, nor do i care) that HIV/AIDs survives for 24 hour period. But hey, you can test it go mix your blood with a smudge of HIV/AIDs that has been sitting out for a few minutes.

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    25. Re:Plastic cover by thePjunisher · · Score: 1

      About 20 minutes. If it infected easily, we'd all be dead/dying. HIV is not a very infectious disease at all. What keeps it going is the human interest in sex...

    26. Re:Plastic cover by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 1

      > the poster did not even read or fully comprehend my post?

      I read it and comprehended it quite nicely, actually. The scenario that you're describing is certainly possible, but it *completely* contradicts the most basic philosophies of medicine. Any nurse that contaminated herself with body fluids from an HIV patient and blithely spread that contamination to a computer (or any other surface, for that matter) would find herself almost immediately unemployed. A nurse who's wearing gloves knows why she's doing it, and I'm pretty sure she'd see the drawbacks of keeping the same gloves on all day. Understanding and controlling the vectors of disease transmission is practically the cornerstone of modern medicine, which is why your scenario is so improbable.

    27. Re:Plastic cover by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Just wiping it down doesn't help much. But how about a plastic bag, made of something akin to Glad Wrap that would tend to cling to the keys? that way touch typists could have tactile feedback, yet the cover would be cheap and DISPOSABLE.

      As a proof of concept, I am typing this message with my keyboard inside a bread bag. Since it's not a good fit, it's hardly ideal, but I find that I can type just as well as before, and it doesn't have any of that icky lack of "touch" that membrane keyboards and hard plastic covers have.

      BTW, methinks they should also check out hospital mice and trackballs; I'd bet they get quite filthy down under the buttons (never mind the usual gunk around the ball itself). A mouse should also function perfectly well inside a semi-fitted plastic bag.

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    28. Re:Plastic cover by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      The whole article, that started this entire thread is about infectious diseases that get left behind on computer terminals. My argument was within its scope and thusly very valid. They did a test and claimed that lots of bacteria is left behind on keyboards. The germs can be HIV/AIDs, as well as things like the flu, etc. So the people who posted their results say it is not only possible, but it is happening. Now they may be wrong but at least they did tests - where are your tests?

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    29. Re:Plastic cover by allism · · Score: 1

      HIV dies within a few minutes of exposure to air. It can live in, for instance, a syringe, for weeks, though.

      Hepatitis, on the other hand, can survive in dried blood on a surface for up to a week.

      I volunteered at an HIV testing clinic for a few years, and I can tell you, I am much more afraid of hepatitis transmission through casual contact than I am of HIV.

      (and, contrary to another response, it's not just interest in sex that keeps it going, it's exchange of bodily fluids in a way that introduces bodily fluids into the bloodstream, i.e. a cut or tear, even microscopic - the risk of male-female transmission is only about 1 in 1000 for a single unprotected intercourse event, there was a JAMA article about it ten or fifteen years ago)

    30. Re:Plastic cover by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 1

      Yes, your argument was within the scope of the discussion, but what you said was:

      "Imagine if the patient had AIDs/HIV, and the nurse who had gloves touches the keyboard."

      What you're describing there *should never happen* as it completely goes against what health care providers are drilled in from day one. The situation described in the article is that a perfectly sterilized nurse can go type on a computer and become contaminated with bacteria that live on the keyboard. You were talking about 'nurse #1 to keyboard to nurse #2 to patient' contamination, while the article describes 'keyboard to a perfectly sterile nurse to patient' contamination. The issue here isn't careless nurses, it's that keyboards have now been identified as a starting point for infections. Instead of a gross violation of medical protocol causing the problems it's that an object normally viewed as benign (or at least mostly sanitary) has turned out to be somewhat of a germ farm.

      I didn't mean my original post as an attack, I just wanted to illustrate how your scenario was a little far-fetched.

    31. Re:Plastic cover by noidentity · · Score: 1

      They could put a plastic cover over the keyboard, with molds for each of the keys [...]

      Yeah, but the point was to get rid of the mold!

    32. Re:Plastic cover by alc6379 · · Score: 1
      I lost my fingers in a hospital typing accident, you insensitive clod!

      How was that?

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  7. What about... by Frogmum · · Score: 2, Insightful

    on screen keyboards?

    1. Re:What about... by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      Wait a couple years, and you'll hear how mice are havens for super bugs as well.

  8. I don't worry. by OmgTEHMATRICKS · · Score: 0

    The only germs on my keyboard are my own. Although, I suppose this gives brothers and sisters of the future a reason to stay away from their sibling(s') keyboard: Keyboard Cooties

  9. Damnit! by FortKnox · · Score: 1

    I've been figured out! I guess I'll have to go with plan B... hiding my superbacteria in the folds of fat old IT drones.....

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  10. That is NOT what they found! by BrakesForElves · · Score: 5, Informative

    By saying "keyboards harbor bacteria and super-germs" in the present tense, "harbor" means that keyboards right now contain super-germs. That is a crock, and a gross mis-characterization of what the study found. In the study, they _innoculated_ keyboards with "super germs", then found how long the germs could live. So the headline ought to read more like "bacteria and super-germs can survive on keyboards for 24 hours or more". Rob---

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    1. Re:That is NOT what they found! by gammygator · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Furthermore, having worked for a hospital, IMHO it is most likely the hospital that harbors the "super germs". Keyboards are just another medium by which these "super germs" propagate.

      I seem to remember something in orientation about certain germs and bacteria only existing in a hospital... something to do with the environment being hostile to everything but the strongest bugs.

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    2. Re:That is NOT what they found! by Eternally+optimistic · · Score: 1

      Yes, but that would not be properly scary. I'm sure the "bugs" in question mostly breed inside sick people. Now, if we could eliminate those from the hospitals, we'd be set.

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    3. Re:That is NOT what they found! by Techguy666 · · Score: 1

      You're right - I think the superbugs commentary in the article my be FUD by and large but they did mention:

      "She noted another Toronto-area hospital had to throw out their keyboards when it was battling an outbreak of vancomycin-resistant Enterococcus, or VRE. 'We could not get the keyboards clean,' McGeer says"

      Not knowing how severe VRE is (IANAD - I am not a doctor), I'd be inclined to believe that this is a problem in the present tense... Any bacteria resistant to antibiotics, although not a "superbug", is still probably a bad thing.

    4. Re:That is NOT what they found! by value_added · · Score: 2, Funny

      With an attitude like that, you'll never work in advertising.

      And you can forget about politics.

  11. Nice work, Gary by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Informative
    Quotes from the article:

    "The difficulty with keyboards is you can't pour bleach on them," Dr. Allison McGeer, an infection control specialist from Toronto's Mount Sinai Hospital, tells The Canadian Press. "They don't work so well when you do that.''

    "Keyboards will never be completely sterile," Noskin advises. "There are always going to be bugs there."


    This is the most ridiculous piece of non-news I've seen in a while. This so-called 'researcher', Dr. Gary Noskins, needs to research Google for some sealed keyboards.

    These keyboards have been in use for quite a while...durable, washable, and yes, they can be sterilized.
    Links here and here just for starters.

    Mabye I should mail Dr.Noskin my findings...mabye I can publish a study of my own.
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    1. Re:Nice work, Gary by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      and how much more expensive are those keyboards over whatever-the-cheapest-crap-from-china-is-today.

      i have a hard time believing that for-profit hospitals are about to spend NEMA-like rates for computer equipment to be more bacteria resistant,

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    2. Re:Nice work, Gary by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 3, Informative

      Spillproof keyboards are $20-$30 - you could pour Lysol over them without doing damage. And flexible silicone keyboards are the same - I don't know how washable they are but I'd guess 'very'.

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    3. Re:Nice work, Gary by wfberg · · Score: 1

      Mabye I should mail Dr.Noskin my findings

      He doesn't touch e-mail. Apparently e-mail, as well as "My Little Pony" toys have "cooties"

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    4. Re:Nice work, Gary by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Maybe there is not enough explanation going around here. The keyboards that you show seem to be ideal but they may cost a whole lot more than every now and then replacing keyboards with cheap ones if they are generic 101 key. Also, does the hospital use any specialized keyboards with special arrangements or keys?

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    5. Re:Nice work, Gary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dammit, monkey! He was planning to invent a spill-proof keyboard only on his next grant, or the one after that. What's he supposed to live on for now, if you spoil his research like that?

    6. Re:Nice work, Gary by pclminion · · Score: 5, Informative
      These keyboards have been in use for quite a while...durable, washable, and yes, they can be sterilized.

      I'm going to nitpick here, because I'm a homebrewer and thus I deal with sanitation on a regular basis.

      A sealed keyboard cannot be sterilized unless you autoclave it. It can be sanitized, which means removing something like 99.999% of microorganisms, but it is not sterile in the sense that there is no remaining life whatsoever. No chemical agent can kill 100% of microorganisms (maybe sulfuric or hydrochloric acid at nearly 100%, but only after a long exposure period, and it would eat away the material you were trying to sterilize). Only heat (and radiation) can truly sterilize.

      Now, if these keyboards you speak of can survive autoclaving temperatures, then by all means, go for it (if you have a large enough autoclave).

      Many people casually confuse sanitation and sterilization, but they aren't strictly the same thing.

    7. Re:Nice work, Gary by vettemph · · Score: 2, Funny

      >>>"Keyboards will never be completely sterile," Noskin advises. "There are always going to be bugs there."

      That nothing, wait till they find out that they are running Windows.

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    8. Re:Nice work, Gary by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I don't know how much those classy ones are but I got a cheap waterproof (submersible save for the connector) keyboard, USB, for $12. It was offered in five colors, I believe white black blue yellow red. I got white, and it looks pretty cheap, but you can just soak it in a cold sterilizing solution. They're USB, so you could definitely replace them at intervals, just yank it out, drop it a box, and take another one out of a sealed bag. I personally envision them packaged into one of those plastic-lined paper packages like a piece of gauze; they'd be treated like forceps essentially, except instead of being autoclaved, they're just soaked. They wouldn't last forever, but I bet you can get them for about $5 each in quantity. It would cost more to properly sterilize normal keyboards on a (say) weekly basis, than it would to just unwrap one of these every week. If you bought thousands of them at a time, the company might even consider sterilizing and sealing them before sending them to you. Sounds like a good racket to get into, supply them to hospitals, and make a mint. Maybe.

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    9. Re:Nice work, Gary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it has to be autoclaved. Do you think they are autoclaving the beds? They only have to get the bulk of the bugs. Autoclaving is saved for surgical equipment which is actually entering your body. Even biochem labs just wipe down most surfaces with bleach and they are doing blots and pcr runs.

    10. Re:Nice work, Gary by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1
      ...they may cost a whole lot more...

      Submersible keyboards can be had for $10-$15 retail...it's a lead-pipe-cinch that hospitals can do a lot better than that price if they cut a deal with the supplier for bulk amounts.

      ...does the hospital use any specialized keyboards with special arrangements or keys?

      No. I worked in a hospital a while back, (intern, actually), and their keyboards are just standard 101-key dealies.

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    11. Re:Nice work, Gary by pclminion · · Score: 1
      I don't think it has to be autoclaved.

      I don't think so either, I was just debating a point of terminology. Beds are made sanitary, not sterile.

    12. Re:Nice work, Gary by 1HandClapping · · Score: 1
      Also silicone tends to be safe upto 200C which should kill germs without building resistant bugs.

      Most hospital autoclaves reach 121C which should be no problem for silicone covers.

    13. Re:Nice work, Gary by japhmi · · Score: 1

      I've also seen clear-plastic keyboards fairly cheaply, which could be put under UV light to truly sterilize a keyboard (as opposed to sanitizing, or doing nothing...)

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    14. Re:Nice work, Gary by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      >> Only heat (and radiation) can truly sterilize.

      Not true. Plasma byproducts can also sterilize. There has been much research into plasma sterilization, and it works well now with viable products on the market.

      When I was in college in the late '90s, my plasma science professor and a biology professor had gotten together to examine the effects of plasma byproducts (i.e. atomic oxygen, basically) on organisms. They found the same total cell destruction in the microorganisms exposed to the plasma byproducts as when an autoclave is used. But the plasma sterilized in less than a minute. (The byproducts have been cooled to room temperature before they are exposed to the materials to be sanitized, so the effects are from the byproducts themselves, not their heat.)

      Note the links from the Google search - the first one is for a Johnson and Johnson plasma sterilization product (though their process takes a few hours). Those aren't places that would lightly confuse sanitation and sterilization. This is truly new technology, that will render autoclaves obsolete.

      (My professor's work appears here in abstract form.)

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    15. Re:Nice work, Gary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats great actually but look at this one!
      its not too well thought out and very expensive
      :

      http://www.amplicon.co.uk/dr-prod3.cfm/subsecid/ 10 138/secid/5/groupId/11337.htm

      ooh built in trackball to hide horrible grime and dirt!

      and it cossts five hundered great birtain pounds!

      ip65 rated but iq 10 rated for lack of thought!

      soon as i saw it it set off sirens big bio hjazard hazmat style sirens.

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    16. Re:Nice work, Gary by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

      Actually, keyboards could be sterilized with Ethylene Oxide (used in many hospitals to sterilize instruments and such).

      Autoclaving is done to some instruments (at least the ones that can take the heat, so to speak) but bronchoscopes and other delicate instruments are usually done by another method.

      There are some things that are especially difficult to sterilize, prominent among them are spores and prions (prions cause "mad cow," and are EXTRAORDINARILY resistant to denaturing by the usual methods). Traditionally, surgical instruments used to operate on a patient with Cruetzfeldt-Jakob (another prion disease) were destroyed after the surgery (because you literally couldn't sterilize them).

      I think some of the newer ozone systems now claim to kill prions... but I'm not really up to date on them.

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    17. Re:Nice work, Gary by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Cool info. Thanks for the links.

    18. Re:Nice work, Gary by srleffler · · Score: 1

      The trouble with prions is that they aren't alive to begin with, so you can't 'kill' them. They're just proteins, nothing more. Prion disease is not really an infection in the classic sense--it's a self-reproducing protein replication error.

    19. Re:Nice work, Gary by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

      Point taken, and you are correct.

      Prions are not truly living particles in the classical sense. I'd meant to place "kill" in quotes in that last sentence.

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    20. Re:Nice work, Gary by PakProtector · · Score: 1

      Formaldahyde crystals on hot plates in an air tight room will kill 100% of living creatures after 3 days of letting the room sit with the gas trapped inside it.

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    21. Re:Nice work, Gary by echucker · · Score: 1

      How big of an autoclave do you think you need? Other than for dental use, the basic hospital sterilizer starts around 4 cubic feet, and goes up to over 70 cubic feet. The fun part is geting a keyboard that doesn't mind hitting 134C for 3 or 4 minutes.

    22. Re:Nice work, Gary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I've cleaned keyboards by dipping them in alcohol and letting the dry overnight. It seems to work well... I assume using bleach followed by alcohol would be ok as well.

    23. Re:Nice work, Gary by alc6379 · · Score: 1
      http://www.inducomp.com/products/104typhoon.shtm

      Neat idea, but riddle me this: Are you going to buy a keyboard from a company that can't even accurately type up their own product description?

      Cable 6.0" Strait Cable
      Auto-repeat of every key, repetition rat defined by system

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    24. Re:Nice work, Gary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      prions (think mad cow disease) can survive autoclaving.

      strike

  12. I see bugs by michelcultivo · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's well explained why a lot of bugs in software that are "unebuggable".

  13. How are they hard to clean? by Imaginator · · Score: 1

    Computer keyboards are easy to clean, just stick it in the dishwasher, it works fine afterwards.

    1. Re:How are they hard to clean? by virid · · Score: 3, Funny

      THANKS ALOT!!! My laptop is ruined!!!

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    2. Re:How are they hard to clean? by Malc · · Score: 1

      Have you ever looked inside a keyboard? There's a sandwich of several layers of plastic sheet. Electrical traces run across these. Capilliary traction is going to result in the water getting in there - I can't see that it will dry very readily.

      I once spilt orange juice on my keyboard. The OJ got sucked and I guess the acid ate through some of the electrical traces. I had to take it all apart, wash it, and use a pen of conductive paint to recreate the traces.

      Sorry, I'm sure you were trying to be funny ;)

    3. Re:How are they hard to clean? by Kethinov · · Score: 1

      This is not a good idea with some keyboard. Once I found a waterbug inside my keyboard and when I tried to kill it it just went deeper into the board. So the first thing I did was take it into the bathroom and run it under water to flush the little fucker out.

      This has always been how I cleaned keyboards in the past, and it always worked well. But this (rather new) particular keyboard of mine didn't survive the experience. I rid it of the waterbug, but it has not worked since.

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    4. Re:How are they hard to clean? by Imaginator · · Score: 1

      Nope, dead serious. Most plain old keyboards are capacitive key, they have no sensitive electronics in it. Use the standard setting on the dishwasher, turn off heat dry. Let it dry for a few hours after washing and it should work fine and be squeaky clean. I've done this myself a few times when I get some old equipment. Haven't lost one yet, maybe I've just been lucky.

    5. Re:How are they hard to clean? by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      Well I've ruined a keyboard by pissing on it. It was after a really drunken night at University, and not one of my proudest moments. I woke up and my desk was covered in a clear liquid that had saturated my keyboard. The computer made funny noises on bootup and there was no hope to recover the MS Internet Keyboard that had served me so well. I thought I had lost the Intellimouse too, but he pulled through.

      Not the first time that I've gotten confused while drunk and needing to urinate. Other victims have been wardrobes (mine and a friend's) as well as my computer chair. God I need help...

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    6. Re:How are they hard to clean? by BigTunaCan · · Score: 0

      Oh for crying out loud! Just call a cockroach a cockroach! We all know what waterbugs are.

    7. Re:How are they hard to clean? by Kethinov · · Score: 1

      I have seen infestations of cockroaches. They get into food and are difficult to kill even when stepped on. These waterbugs are not cockroaches. They have no interest in food or garbage. They come from water sources like sinks, toilets, and bathtubs. They're quite a bit smaller most of the time and they die very quickly and easily. They're also seasonal, appearing only during the spring wetseason.

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    8. Re:How are they hard to clean? by BigTunaCan · · Score: 0

      I hate to break this to you, but they are cockroaches. There are many breeds of cockroaches. The ones you are talking about that cause the terrible infestations are called German Cockroaches. German Cockroaches are terribly hard to get rid of. Waterbugs do not generally cause such infestations, but they are a type of Cockroach, the Oriental Cockroach, none the less. Many people get a little freaked out hearing the word Cockroach because it makes them think of the German filth Cockroaches, but there are many varieties. Most are not difficult to eliminate nor are they attracted to filthy homes, but rather for warmth or moisture.

  14. Plastic has this problem... by ites · · Score: 5, Informative

    Nice surface for bugs, grease and moisture hangs around for ages.

    Wood is what you need. Dries out the bugs in no time at all.

    I've seen wooden keyboards but they are horrendously expensive. Sigh.

    The motto is: don't share your keyboard, and when you go to a cybercafe, wash your hands afterwards, and don't pick your nose.

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    1. Re:Plastic has this problem... by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Informative

      The motto is: don't share your keyboard, and when you go to a cybercafe, wash your hands afterwards, and don't pick your nose.


      nazh, pick your nose all you want. do NOT touch your eyes. you will get a cold or flu faster than anything if you use someone's keyboard and then touch your face near your eyes or even worse rub your eye.

      your nose has snot and other defenses, hell the snot is bugs that were trapped and are being carried out. your mouth has other defenses, but your eyes are the weakest point of your body. hand contact there is the number one cause of getting sick.

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    2. Re:Plastic has this problem... by Lispy · · Score: 1

      While you were saying this I am actually wondering, I haven't been sick for three years now (knock on wood) and i work in techsupport. I thouch other peoples keyboards all day. Maybe this strengthened my immune system or something. At least the idea that makes my day a bit brighter. ,-)

      Well, as of writing this my dishwasher is just cleaning my IBM keyboard. I wanted to try this for years but never had the balls to. Today is the day. I will post the results later. Wish me luck...

    3. Re:Plastic has this problem... by rob_squared · · Score: 1

      Wooden keyboards? Wouldn't you rather have bugs you can't see: http://academics.smcvt.edu/sburks/BI108.htm

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    4. Re:Plastic has this problem... by daeley · · Score: 1

      Well, as of writing this my dishwasher is just cleaning my IBM keyboard. I wanted to try this for years but never had the balls to. Today is the day. I will post the results later. Wish me luck...

      So may we safely assume that if you don't post, it didn't go so well? ;)

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    5. Re:Plastic has this problem... by kureido · · Score: 1

      Wood is what you need. Dries out the bugs in no time at all.

      Actually only one scientific study (by the University of Wisconsin, I believe) has shown that wood cutting boards have anti-microbial properties. Further studies have failed to duplicate their results, and the most recent studies by the FDA suggest that wood does, as we've all been taught, hang on to microbes much better than plastic or metal does.

    6. Re:Plastic has this problem... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Which would be why you should occasionally bleach your board... everyone knows that, right? And, of course, you should use a separate board for working with poultry and fish...

    7. Re:Plastic has this problem... by Lispy · · Score: 1

      Lol, hey actually it worked but I had to properly dry it and then it took a day or so until it came back to live. Not sure how this may have affected it's durability. Honestly, I won't recommend it. ;-)

  15. Sterilizing Keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I work in a research lab, and the way we clean keyboards is by using compressed air to blow out the dust and dirt, then spraying them with 70% ethanol to remove organics. After the ethanol, they airdry pretty quick, and at the very least, we *think* they're clean. :)

    1. Re:Sterilizing Keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sterilizing Keyboards

      The most effieient way to sterilize your keyboard is to cut off its dongle.

      Of course, your computer will only run Eunuchs after that.

    2. Re:Sterilizing Keyboards by Fizzl · · Score: 1

      70% ethanol, eh?

      For a nominal raise, I could drop by current job and transfer to your location to work as a keyboard sanitizer.

      (Ultimately to be shipped away in the ship B)

    3. Re:Sterilizing Keyboards by deacon · · Score: 1
      Those keyboards may be clean, but you are causing long-term electrostatic damage to the chips inside the keyboard.

      Any high speed air stream (such as from a blow-gun) will create a high voltage static field in the object you blow the air onto. Another example of this is how winds in our atmosphere cause lightning.

      If you have disconnected the keyboard from the PC, then you will eventually only kill the keyboard. IF the keyboard is still connected, then you are damaging chips on the motherboard of the PC.

      The safe solution is to use an ionizing air gun which will neutralize any charge.

    4. Re:Sterilizing Keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Any high speed air stream

      tell that to the fans in my 1u servers

    5. Re:Sterilizing Keyboards by halleluja · · Score: 1

      (...) , we *think* they're clean. :)

      No way. Eyebrows, nails and pecks intrude your keyboard; not to mention ashes if you're a smoker.

      Remove the keys, unscrew the board and toss it into a sink filled with detergent. Except for the little circuit board and transparent key foil.

      Then, let it dry for a while, screw the board back and pty yhe keyu bacl@

    6. Re:Sterilizing Keyboards by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      and at the very least, we *think* they're clean. :)

      They aren't. They may not interact with your experiments, since sensible experiments are isolated, but the keyboards are still dusty. I unassembly my keyboard sometimes to wash it, and find dust at several places that would never be reached by such procedure.

    7. Re:Sterilizing Keyboards by TLSPRWR · · Score: 1

      then spraying them with 70% ethanol to remove organics

      What about the other 30% of the keyboard?

    8. Re:Sterilizing Keyboards by PW2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I hope you and all your co-workers use dust-masks when using compressed ait to clean the keyboards -- I hate when people here do that without warning since I hate breathing in years worth of people.

    9. Re:Sterilizing Keyboards by Nasarius · · Score: 1

      Until you find out that it's also 10% methanol (pure ethanol that's not taxed is typically only obtainable by serious research groups), and will kill you after a day of inhaling it. Personally, I'd use isopropanol, which is just as effective and slightly less toxic than denatured alcohol.

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    10. Re:Sterilizing Keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bull.

    11. Re:Sterilizing Keyboards by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Eyebrows, nails and pecks intrude your keyboard

      Pectoral muscles that big? C'mon, admit it, they're breasts!

    12. Re:Sterilizing Keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      70% rubbing alcohol? Not good enough. That remaining 30% is water. Doesn't kill anything and adds corrosion and extends the drying time

      You should use 90% or better. 90% is available at grocery or drug stores right next to the 70%. Costs pennies more.

      Even better, use 100% Isopropyl sold for cleaning electronics or removing contaminants. TechSpray is one brand.

      What we usually do is pop off the keys, spray down the whole mess with Lysol spray (which is like 70% alcohol), scrub with an old toothbrush as needed, then rinse with 100% alcohol and let it air-dry.

      Warning! Chemicals CAN erode or disolve the paint on the keys. Best to try your chemicals and cleaning process on some keys nobody uses like Scroll Lock.

      Keyboards are so cheap it is sometimes less hassle to just toss them out instead of cleaning.

    13. Re:Sterilizing Keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you slather on a thick layer of molasses

    14. Re:Sterilizing Keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you need a hobby

      A keyboard costs about $30. If I can clean one about 100 times with the crappy ass air compressor before buying a new keyboard, it already outlast the computer.

      Or should I spend $1000 on an ionizing air gun so that I can key the keyboard working until it falls apart?

    15. Re:Sterilizing Keyboards by william.gunn · · Score: 1

      More isn't always better. As you said, 90% alcohol is almost as cheap as 70%. Given that it distills up to 95%, why do you think people don't just use that? IIRC, microbiologists have done the experiment, and found that 70% ethanol is the most effective. Something to do with better penetration, I think.

  16. I had real bugs living in my MS Natural Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dismantled to clean after I noticed a cracking sound on the "X" through "B" keys. When I opened it up I found several tiny larvae curled around the plastic contact points.

  17. Sounds like a moneymaker to me! by mikewren420 · · Score: 1

    1) Develop a touchpad keyboard that mimics the key travel of traditional keyboards but can easily be sterilized.

    2) Pitch to the medical community

    3) Profit!

  18. Maybe what we need by arodland · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is a more lightweight, disposable version of those plastic keyboard covers. It would be a membrane thin and flexible enough that it wouldn't interfere with your typing, but which could be thrown out at the end of the day. It would also, conveniently, protect your keyboard from wayward food particles and corrosive finger oils.

    I can only assume that if making such a thing were easy it would have been done by now.

    1. Re:Maybe what we need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called 'Cling Film'.

    2. Re:Maybe what we need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it's like Thinkgeek's iCopulate...but for keyboards!

    3. Re:Maybe what we need by kevcol · · Score: 1

      I had Grandma knit me a keyboard cosy. Now it stays nice and warm when my office gets too much AC.

      (For the inevitable questions about what a cosy is.)

    4. Re:Maybe what we need by DigitalCrackPipe · · Score: 1

      Well, male complaints about these rubber keyboard covers included that 1. you never have one around when you need one, and 2. they're uncomfortable. :)

    5. Re:Maybe what we need by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If you don't need to type quickly (you usually don't in a medical solution) a piece of saran wrap (briefly mentioned by a sibling to this comment) will work just fine. You could have it in a roll to the side of the keyboard just like the paper on the examination beds/tables. However, I would also go so far as to say that all medical equipment which will be used during a medical operation should have a membrane keyboard anyway. Most of it does. For normal users, just spraying some lysol in your keyboard once in a while is overkill. I'd be much much much more worried about the hand salsa on game controllers at a lan party :)

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    6. Re:Maybe what we need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This sounds like a job for the keyboard condom! You can poke all day without fear of nasty diseases as long as it doesn't break.

      But seriously, what is wrong with using a pair of latex gloves when you type. It's not like there would be a shortage of those in a hospital. Sure it would take some time to get used to typing that way and the latex glove consumption rate would go up but that's about it.

    7. Re:Maybe what we need by BenjiTheGreat98 · · Score: 1

      I work in the IT dept of a hospital and all of the computers in the Lab area have sticker that say something to the effect of "YOU MUST WEAR GLOVES WHILE USING THE KEYBOARD".

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    8. Re:Maybe what we need by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      It's been done for years. The hospital I work at keeps plastic disposable covers over all the keyboards in patient areas.

  19. My immune system getting stronger and stronger... by helioquake · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't know about you, but I'd get my daily dose of bacteria from my keyboard and keep my immune system up and ready to fight off.

  20. hand washing/cleaning by puck01 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Properly hand washing/cleaning alleviate this problem. The hospitals I work at are setup with hand cleaner all over the place so its nearly impossible to forget.

    1. Re:hand washing/cleaning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second that. Doctors are a fucking disgrace. If you're in hospital they'll come over to you from some other patient without washing their hands, and if you ask them to they get very huffy. That's probably why I'm still getting jaw pain from a botched wisdom tooth operation eight years ago. Bastards.

    2. Re:hand washing/cleaning by temojen · · Score: 1

      Great for hospitals, but for other environments... restaurants for example almost always use heavily scented liquid hand soap. Consequently any of their customers with alergies can't wash their hands properly after using the facilities.

  21. Dishwashers by wschalle · · Score: 1

    Keyboards go through dish washers just fine. Also, H202 would probably do the trick. Or even alcohol.

    1. Re:Dishwashers by mrjb · · Score: 1

      I tried a 5% alcohol solution once. Didn't work too well, big trouble. Rinsing it with water, opening it up and blowdrying it got it back to life though.

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    2. Re:Dishwashers by laejoh · · Score: 0

      OB Simpsons

      To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!!!

  22. Ugh by phaetonic · · Score: 1

    The internet definetly perpetuates my self-diagnosed OCD ... at least the hand sanitizer gel I keep next to my workstations have more of a basis for being there.

    1. Re:Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  23. Disposable Keyboards? by vandrad · · Score: 1

    Keyboards are so cheap nowadays that hospitals could easily change them every 24-72 hours....and somehow get away with billing it to patients' health insurance.

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    1. Re:Disposable Keyboards? by BarryNorton · · Score: 1
      Keyboards are so cheap nowadays that hospitals could easily change them every 24-72 hours
      Throwing them out of the windows, aiming so as to crush as much nature as possible...
    2. Re:Disposable Keyboards? by Brushfireb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Even though that would be incredibly wasteful, there is a reason they wont do that: Labor time and security.

      If a hospital has 1000 keyboards to change every day, that would cost an assload more than just the cost of the keyboards.

      Plus, you would have to give the "keyboard exchanger job" full access to all of the hospital. These people would also likely be paid near nothing, so the incentive to steal or even pry goes up.

      Bad news broncos. Better solution would be to just implement better cleaning around keyboards (hand sanitizers, etc) to prevent the keyboars from getting uber-dirty in the first place. 1000x cheaper in the long term.

    3. Re:Disposable Keyboards? by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      Plus, you would have to give the "keyboard exchanger job" full access to all of the hospital. These people would also likely be paid near nothing, so the incentive to steal or even pry goes up.

      No offense, but have you ever heard the word "janitor" before?

      If they can keep the floors clean without major security risks, they can swap keyboards the same way. Whether it is a good idea, I cannot say, but claiming it can't be done because it's insecure is just dumb.

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    4. Re:Disposable Keyboards? by Brushfireb · · Score: 1

      Janitors most certainly do not have full access to every part of the hospital.

      Just like the do not have full access, or lets just say unmonitored access, to places like file storage, secure/clean rooms, doctors LOCKED offices, biomedical storage, etc. The list goes on. This isnt Jimmy Corp selling rubber bands. This is a hospital. THink about it.

  24. Umm *cough* Protein... by DarkHelmet · · Score: 4, Funny

    I bet all that "protein" that lands on the keyboards of many of us slashdotters are helping those strains out, don't you think?

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    1. Re:Umm *cough* Protein... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      It's not how it lands there that's the problem; it's the people licking it off afterwards.

    2. Re:Umm *cough* Protein... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      speaking of keyboards, i just vomitted on mine. :(

    3. Re:Umm *cough* Protein... by mizhi · · Score: 1

      I'm more concerned about whether or not the average /.er (or person, for that matter) washes their hands after a trip to the toilet.

      *shudder*

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    4. Re:Umm *cough* Protein... by swankypimp · · Score: 1

      Due to one of my ill-advised college frat-party hook-ups, followed by years of rejection / pr0n, my keyboard is now a fantastic breeding ground for Herpes Simplex 2. His official name is "Microsoft Natural Multimedia Keyboard," though I affectionately refer to him as Ron Mexico.

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  25. alternative input... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about alternative means of input? like touchscreens or tablets, maybe even speech recognition...

  26. Literal bugs by tehshen · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've had real live bugs living in my keyboard before - I guess it's a warm and snug place for them to live. I was happily tapping away one day, when this cockroach-type thing crawled out from under the Z key. Luckily, they didn't attack any of the wiring, but it was scary nonetheless.

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    1. Re:Literal bugs by yotto · · Score: 1

      ...this cockroach-type thing crawled out from under the Z key.

      I am /so/ cleaning my keyboard when I get home.

    2. Re:Literal bugs by tehshen · · Score: 1

      Don't type first! It'll be angry, and attack you!

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    3. Re:Literal bugs by Kethinov · · Score: 1

      This has happened to me as well. Where I live, ant infestations and waterbug infestations are common. When you kill a few dozen of them every day, it's no surprise one of them has sought shelter inside a keyboard.

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    4. Re:Literal bugs by mikael · · Score: 2, Funny

      The worst thing about ant infestations, is that sugar ants may decide to build an interstate across or (even worse under the keyboard). So every time you type there's another fatality, and your keys start to lock up.

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    5. Re:Literal bugs by El · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Was the cockroach named archy by any chance?

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    6. Re:Literal bugs by tehshen · · Score: 1

      Funnily enough, I didn't think to ask its name, though I'll bear it in mind if it happens again

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    7. Re:Literal bugs by RollingThunder · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yup. I once worked in a "historical" building that was infested with roaches.

      One of them laid an egg sac in the keys, and the next morning when I started to type, dozens of baby roaches boiled out of the keyboard.

      I threw that one out the window.

    8. Re:Literal bugs by Digz · · Score: 1

      Ants suck. I just lost a tube guitar amp and Doly Digital receiver to them.

      Thankfully I've moved.

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    9. Re:Literal bugs by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Eww. I am going to clean my keyboard.. Right. Now.

    10. Re:Literal bugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *YOU* were the guy that dropped the roach ridden keyboard on my head!

    11. Re:Literal bugs by Tiiijpei · · Score: 1

      So you're the one to blame for that bump on my head! I has been inhabited by a colony of roach like insects ever since...

    12. Re:Literal bugs by aurb · · Score: 1

      Great, now I'm scared of my own keyboard...

    13. Re:Literal bugs by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      First thing to check is if there's a cat called Mehitebel hanging around dancing and singing...

      I tried to get the liberreto for Achy and Mehitabel recently, but it's only available for performances as a suitable licensing fee.

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  27. I for one welcome ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...our keyboards harbor bacteria overlords.

  28. Just use cheap keyboards and mice by Flounder · · Score: 1

    Clean them with bleach or germicide, replace when no longer functional.

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  29. Do what I do... by Danimoth · · Score: 5, Funny

    Only type with one hand, half the germs, twice the fun.

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    1. Re:Do what I do... by Omkar · · Score: 1

      As another poster noted above, do you really want to feed the germs this way? Think about it, you're giving them access to your genes. It's only a matter of time before they clone you and empty your bank account...

    2. Re:Do what I do... by dalutong · · Score: 1

      if what you're doing with the other hand is only twice as fun as typing then you're doing something wrong...

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  30. Laser keyboard by op12 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A solution like the laser keyboard could be ideal for the situation, though it will be a while before the cost comes down. Since it projects onto a surface, the table/counter could be cleaned easily.

  31. Study... by Virtual+Karma · · Score: 5, Informative
    Here is what one study has to say :

    According to the study, from researchers at the University of Arizona, phones have up to 25,127 germs per square inch, keyboards 3,295 per square inch and computer mice 1,676 per square inch.

    source here

  32. Uh huh by Auckerman · · Score: 2, Informative

    While I can understand a concern for this in hospitals where peoples immune systems are already comprimised, for the rest of this, this should be irrelevent.

    Living in a purely sterile enviroment weaks your immune system. Our bodies require a "tainted" enviroment. While we don't need to be "dirty" all the time, if make sure everything is always clean, don't be surprised when that flu lasts a month.

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    1. Re:Uh huh by op12 · · Score: 1

      IANADoctor, but it would seem to me that the sterile environment means you have less antibodies, meaning you are more susceptible to getting sick more often, but that it will not change how long said illness will last. It's just less likely that you have the antibodies for the germs you come into contact with.

    2. Re:Uh huh by eln · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The whole world, everything you touch, and even your own body, is full of all sorts of germs. Some help you, some hurt you. It seems to me that the more people get paranoid about sanitizing everything, the more often people get sick. There's a commercial for some antibacterial wipes that shows a mother wiping down her kid's toys everytime the child so much as sneezes. That kid is destined to grow up with a chronic cold, and probably asthma and allergies.

      Your immune system must have things to fight off, or it will become ineffective. I swear, people are becoming so obsessed with sterility that soon we'll all live in a completely sterile environment, until one day someone accidentally opens the door and we're all killed by the common cold.

    3. Re:Uh huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when you go to the dentist, does he say "hey, I don't go in for that autoclave nonsense, your immune system just isn't going to work without some exposure". There's a world of difference between a home environment and a hospital.

  33. Keyboard-eating bugs next by Frumious+Wombat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Semiseriously, if something has evolved that 'prefers' keyboards as an appropriate environment (lots of nooks and crannies in the plastic, frequent and multiple hosts stopping by, etc), how long before something decides that keyboards are a good ecological niche, and starts eating them?

    This not entirely frivolous, as we have microbes that can metabolism halohydrocarbons, and fungus capable of etching glass is a disturbingly common problem for photographers. You could get a flesh-eating bacteria from the keyboard, and it would get a plastic-eating superbug from you.

    Seems only fair.

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  34. Blackberries too... by Grrr · · Score: 1

    ... according to the article. (And cell phones ? This could get interesting.)

    The bacteria they're most worried about don't usually exist outside of hospitals.

    Cue jokes referring to one-handed web surfing.

    <grrr>

  35. What I do with my keyboard... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Take it apart and clean it every six months or so.

    Unscrew what can be unscrewed, and lever the keys off with a screwdriver. Clean the under-key area as well as everywhere else with some window cleaner (or whatever solvent you have around) and clean the keys one-by-one in warm, soapy water. Then let everything dry (a hair dryer set on a cool setting can speed things up with the main part of the keyboard) and put everything back together again.

    By the way, if you're unable to put together a keyboard layout from memory, I suggest taking a couple of quick pictures of your keyboard with a digital camera - at least that way you won't be left wondering which key goes where.

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    1. Re:What I do with my keyboard... by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      No cheating!

      If you can't figure out what keys go where by pressing them, you need to leave your keyboard disassembled for the good of mankind.

    2. Re:What I do with my keyboard... by kevin_conaway · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That may be practical for you at home, but do you know how many computers a large sized hospital has? Most of them seem to be understaffed and overworked as is. On top of that, you're suggesting that they take apart their keyboards, clean them and let them dry out while they need them for important or non-important hospital functions? Doesn't seem very practical to me

    3. Re:What I do with my keyboard... by rob_squared · · Score: 1

      Better yet, if it's not your keyboard, just put them back randomly. Just make sure they're in the right row, otherwise it's obvious to the n00bs.

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    4. Re:What I do with my keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to advocate this sort of waste, but what about just throwing it out? A basic keyboard costs about $5 wholesale. In the context of hospitals, simply replacing every keyboard daily would really not be very expenisive - much less expensive than any sort of extensive manual cleaning.

    5. Re:What I do with my keyboard... by martinX · · Score: 3, Funny

      By the way, if you're unable to put together a keyboard layout from memory, I suggest taking a couple of quick pictures of your keyboard with a digital camera - at least that way you won't be left wondering which key goes where.

      dyxj rgR

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    6. Re:What I do with my keyboard... by peter1 · · Score: 0
      I just did that a few weekends ago. I have one of the original Microsoft Natural keyboards (the ones with the proper arrangement of the Insert/Home/Page up block and the inverse T arrows). It has been by far the tougest and most pleasant keyboards I have ever owned, so I had no desire to toss it just because its was getting filthy.

      So I took it all apart, down to popping each individual keycap off, wiped everything down with anti-bacterial wet wipes and put it all back together again. Looks brand new, the keys are snappier than ever before! Considering that you can no longer buy this particular model it was time well spent.

      BTW, for anyone that has never taken one of these keyboards apart, the plastic overlays with the circuits on it are a very impressive design that makes it nearly impossible to mess up on re-assembly!

    7. Re:What I do with my keyboard... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      There are disposable keyboard covers for hospitals made from stretchy saranwrap-like material. Any hospital not using these already is stupid, they've been around for years and years.

    8. Re:What I do with my keyboard... by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

      Doesn't seem very practical to me

      You are thinking like an ignorant bean counter, and not a hospital administrator. Is increasing 100 deaths per year worthwhile in order to save money from sanitizing hospital equipment? If so, why bother autoclaving surgical equipment? After all, that costs money too.

      As another poster pointed out, you can get neoprene keyboard covers. Add a daily cover change/sanitization for PC keyboards at patient area workstations, I don't believe its an unmanageable cost.

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    9. Re:What I do with my keyboard... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

      So do this instead then: wash the keyboards without removing a single screw or key in a antiseptic solution. Have an excess stock of keyboards - say 10 percent more than you need - and rotate in clean ones where you rotate out ones that need to be cleaned.

      It doesn't take long for a keyboard cleaned in this way to dry out naturally - less than 48 hours, in my experience - and I'm sure it could be acheived in less time if some simple accelerated drying technique was used.

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    10. Re:What I do with my keyboard... by ph43drus · · Score: 1
      By the way, if you're unable to put together a keyboard layout from memory, I suggest taking a couple of quick pictures of your keyboard with a digital camera - at least that way you won't be left wondering which key goes where.


      Or don't.

      (And yes, I'm typing on that keyboard right now. I don't even notice the difference.)

      Jeff
    11. Re:What I do with my keyboard... by Kaki+Nix+Sain · · Score: 1

      You didn't even switch the arrows around? Hell, I done that on keyboards all over for years now. Tisk tisk.

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  36. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You could always clean it in the dishwasher...

  37. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by afd8856 · · Score: 1

    don't forget about the lethal combination: shift + 2

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  38. I'm using this - by Progman3K · · Score: 1


    http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/input/5a7f/

    Since the whole thing is sealed, I can put it in the dishwasher if I want.

    Although the keycaps have had a tendancy to wear off... I wish they made them some way that they didn't.

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  39. There's worse. by Tuxedo+Jack · · Score: 1

    Try an elementary school. Kids there deposit all kinds of crap into it - hair, boogers, spilled milk, dead roaches, et cetera - and ninety-nine percent of the time, the techs can't clean them all out. Hell, I only cracked open the keyboards and mice (and cases, for that matter) last year (300 machines), and I was astounded at what was in it, especially since they'd not been cleaned since we got them (and some are still P1 machines).

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  40. Time to bring back membrane keyboards? by thisissilly · · Score: 1

    If this is truely a problem, I'd suggest bringing in membrane keyboards with disposable plastic slip covers, which could be changed daily. Sure it would suck to type on. But it would solve the problem.

  41. Time for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time for the ZX81 & Atari 400 to make a comeback !

  42. Or, use a virtual keyboard... by ites · · Score: 4, Informative

    Project this onto an untreated wooden surface, you have zero bugs and nothing to clean:

    http://www.expansys.com/product.asp?code=118539

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    1. Re:Or, use a virtual keyboard... by Brushfireb · · Score: 1

      Bugs cant survive on wood?

    2. Re:Or, use a virtual keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bugs cant survive on wood?

      You got it all wrong. My wood survives after the morning and it bugs me.

    3. Re:Or, use a virtual keyboard... by toomanyhandles · · Score: 3, Informative

      > Bugs cant survive on wood?

      Actually, they don't survive that well.

      There were a few studies done a while ago, looking at cutting boards (in the kitchen).

      Those nice clean-looking plastic cutting boards- grow bacteria super well.

      Those wood ones, that you would think be full of trapped food etc. in the grain- bacteria just sort of disappear from them over time, IIRC. Speculation that the bugs got "popped" by the pointy wood fibers or similar effect was made, but I don't think it's been totally determined. These weren't cedar boards or anything that would be toxic.

      This finding has repeated well, and I read about it every few years in some of those close-to-turkey-day home-health-type announcements.

      HTH.

    4. Re:Or, use a virtual keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your gonna drop in a link to a i-Tech Bluetooth Virtual Keyboard, at least do it right!

    5. Re:Or, use a virtual keyboard... by Johnboi+Waltune · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I use heavy glass cutting boards in my kitchen. You wouldn't think glass would be an effective surface, but it is. It's nonporous, and doesn't get the scratches and gouges that plastic and wooden boards do, so there is no place for the bacteria to hide in. You throw them in dishwasher when you're done using them.

      To keep this on topic, why don't these hospitals just buy silicone covers for their keyboards? Silicone is nonporous can be completely sterilized by immersing it in boiling water. I have a silicone keyboard cover for my Powerbook, it's great.

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    6. Re:Or, use a virtual keyboard... by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      Glass cutting boards would present a problem when you are chopping a hunk of meat, or a rack of ribs. Isn't there a potential for glass slivers if your knife strikes the glass?

      Perhaps they should consider stainless steel keyboards?

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    7. Re:Or, use a virtual keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with glass as a cutting board is that it severely dulls the blade of any knife that comes in contact with it. A metal knife has "an average Rockwell of 58" while glass has "an average Rockwell of 98". Glass cutting boards destroy metal blades.

      ~Source: Brown, Alton. "I'm Just here for the Food"

    8. Re:Or, use a virtual keyboard... by Dutchmaan · · Score: 1

      Actually I project my keyboard onto a nice warm moist petri dish!

    9. Re:Or, use a virtual keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had one glass cutting board for several years, and it's never chipped or broken in any way. I only use knives on mine. I doubt it would be safe to use with a meat cleaver, however the manufacturer guarantees them for life.

    10. Re:Or, use a virtual keyboard... by FunFactor100 · · Score: 1
    11. Re:Or, use a virtual keyboard... by Johnboi+Waltune · · Score: 1

      Alton Brown is a knowledgable guy, but I just haven't experienced the phenomenon he describes. Perhaps it's only an issue for serious chefs who are preparing food all day long and must keep their expensive knives in top condition.

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    12. Re:Or, use a virtual keyboard... by Cyn · · Score: 1

      Mmmm sucking glass shards - such a delicacy.

      I've had one glass cutting board for several years, and it's never chipped or broken in any way. I only use knives on mine. I doubt it would be safe to use with a meat cleaver, however the manufacturer guarantees them for life.

      Its life, or yours?

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    13. Re:Or, use a virtual keyboard... by Daxx_61 · · Score: 1

      I have no flat surfaces in my house, you insensitive clod!

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    14. Re:Or, use a virtual keyboard... by slimak · · Score: 1

      Glass would likely dull your knives very quickly -- that is why you are not supposed to cut food on a ceramic plate. I hated plastic cutting boards until my wife pointed out we can just thrown them into the dishwasher -- I assume that this gets them reasonably clean and doesn't force me to only cut onion on the special onion board.

    15. Re:Or, use a virtual keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly you don't use high quality knives. Or at least, not more than once or twice.

    16. Re:Or, use a virtual keyboard... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Project this onto an untreated wooden surface, you have zero bugs and nothing to clean:

      Nothing... except for your untreated wooden surfaces.

      And the wounds on your fingertips from mashing them against an untreated wooden surface 8 hours a day.

    17. Re:Or, use a virtual keyboard... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      I don't think you need a "special onion board" -- all vegetables can be cut on the same one. You only really need a beef one, a chicken one, and an "everything else" one.

      On the other hand, I'd probably rather sharpen knives than use a porous board -- putting plastic (or wood) in the dishwasher does not get it completely clean because bacteria can hide in the crevices caused by the knife.

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    18. Re:Or, use a virtual keyboard... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I think you're right -- my mom hasn't had a problem with her knives being dulled by her glass cutting boards, but she doesn't cook much either.

      I have to wonder, though, if a ceramic knife would be good to use, to compenste for the hardness of the glass cutting board.

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    19. Re:Or, use a virtual keyboard... by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      Well, the basic problem is that you're either:

      a) using a knife softer than the board -- in which case the knife will become dull quickly

      or

      b) using a knife harder than the board -- in which case the knife will leave grooves in the surface for bacteria to hide in

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    20. Re:Or, use a virtual keyboard... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Hmm... you've got a point there. Well, with any luck, the glass and ceramic are equally hard. Or maybe you could get a cutting board made out of the same material as the knife...

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    21. Re:Or, use a virtual keyboard... by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

      I think plastic is sometimes considered safer because the very hot water from a dishwasher, hot enough to kill bacteria, is okay for a plastic cutting board, but it can warp and ruin a wooden one. I think it takes a while, though.

    22. Re:Or, use a virtual keyboard... by slimak · · Score: 1
      I disagree, an onion/garlic/etc board is absolutely necessary. Have you ever had slices of apple that task like onion? Even a carrot with that onion flavor is offensive to people (like my wife) who dislike the taste of raw onions.

      A fish board is good to have too.

    23. Re:Or, use a virtual keyboard... by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      Silicone is nonporous can be completely sterilized by immersing it in boiling water.
      Errr....no. Unless it can be cycled through an autoclave it is not sterle - and even them the nooks and crannies cant be too deep.

      Sera

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  43. Heh by cavemanf16 · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's suprising that the article didn't even mention that keyboards exist like this one would eliminate the "difficult to sterilize" problem since the entire keyboard CAN be dipped in a cleaning solution without any adverse affects to the keyboard components.

    1. Re:Heh by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      I like those keyboards anyway. Spill proof, easily portable, etc. Great for busy enviroments with lots of cross-contamination.

      Teaching basic handwashing wouldn't hurt either. I was my hands before and after usign a keyboard, after bathroom trips, after eatting, and whenever I just feel the need.

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    2. Re:Heh by Binestar · · Score: 1

      Teaching basic handwashing wouldn't hurt either. I was my hands before and after usign a keyboard, after bathroom trips, after eatting, and whenever I just feel the need.

      IANAP(sychiatrist) but this sounds like a clear cut case of Obsessive-Compulisive disorder.

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    3. Re:Heh by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      That too. By at least I'm not spreading nasty keyboard germs. :)

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  44. Haven't "keyboard condoms" been around for years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like this...

    http://www.compucover.com/KS_Info.html

  45. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, you know what they say: Those who don't learn from the past are doomed to repeat it. In this case, the repetition seems to be happening about once every 2 million years...

  46. Germ-a-phobes by geek_xyu · · Score: 1

    I guess Elaines' boss on Seinfeld did have something to worry about.. I'd have to imagine keyboards are still much safer than most curancy? Imagine when you are using a keyboard you are touching everything that anyone else who has used that keyboard before has touched.. I guess it isn't as scary if it isn't applied to sex. But you have to think about it, it could be pretty gross..

    1. Re:Germ-a-phobes by Tebriel · · Score: 1

      Not to get too graphic, but in this case, it could be just like sex, knowing some people.

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    2. Re:Germ-a-phobes by Politburo · · Score: 1

      Seinfeld nit: It wasn't her boss, but a coworker that was the germophobe. Peterman was her boss at the time.

    3. Re:Germ-a-phobes by geek_xyu · · Score: 1

      Yea, I realized my mistake after I submitted it.

  47. Study finds living on Earth can lead to death by scupper · · Score: 3, Funny

    The NIH's National Institute of The Obvious and Yet Overlooked released their findings today of a study that found living on the planet Earth can lead to death, and a variety of illnesses and disorders. The study recommends to avoid the risk of life, one shold look into the practices of "shut-ins" and has also set up a non-profit to help distribute the film "Boy in a Bubble".

    1. Re:Study finds living on Earth can lead to death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      h2g2

      Yeah, but the H2G2 said earth is 'perfectly harmless! I'm going to sue them as soon as I get back from lunch at Milliways...

    2. Re:Study finds living on Earth can lead to death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think your copy is out of date, the guide was revised to read "mostly harmless"

  48. Plastic covers? by La+Camiseta · · Score: 1

    They haven't yet learned about those thick plastic covers that you put on the keyboards? seems to me that you could dunk it in bleach with that on. We used to have those on every keyboard back when I worked at an auto shop during high school.

  49. projected keyboards by drunken+dash · · Score: 1

    They should use a projected keyboard, like the Canesta Keyboard, which projects the image of a keyboard onto a flat surface, and detects your fingers as they "type".

    Everybody knows how to clean a flat surface effectively.

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    1. Re:projected keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then they forget to shut the keyboard off and end up with 1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/ (etc) on the screen.

  50. We OCD/Germophobes are way ahead of you. by Slightly+Askew · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This is a must.

    These rock at the office, too.

    I swear it sounds like a TB ward here at least twice a year.

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  51. ...and the paper? by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

    and all the paper shuffling that the computer systems are (supposedly) replacing wasn't a significant vector for disease transmission?

    how about we get some waterproof, sterilizable tablet PC's for the doctors/nurses? ...or is handwriting recognition for doctors an impossibility? :)

  52. A solution by AviLazar · · Score: 3, Informative

    Man I should be a high priced consultant.

    Here is a what a quick Froogle search came up with.

    Keyboard Condom

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    1. Re:A solution by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Same concept I was muttering about up above, except ... does that say $6.95 *each*?? I just tried an ordinary bread bag and it worked fine, for about 2 cents.

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    2. Re:A solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now you do know that the pope is against that, don't you?

  53. Re:I had real bugs living in my MS Natural Keyboar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was made by Microsoft - what do you expect?!

  54. Keyboard Kondoms! by kiick · · Score: 1

    Another million dollar idea given away for free. Just be sure to put my name on the patent.

  55. Wash them by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1

    Why not use encased, plastic keyboards in hospitals? They are already on the market. They are pretty cheap. And they have a smooth surface that you can wipe clean (no nooks or crannies).

    I've also heard rumors that you can put most keyboards through a dish washer. So you could probably sell rebranded dishwashers to the medical industry for $10,000 a pop in the wake of this news.

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  56. You do know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's "surprise", right?

  57. Can't pour bleach on them? by mrjb · · Score: 4, Funny

    HA! Just watch me! I'll pour any damn liquid on there I want! There, doone! Anmd itttttttttttttttt sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssstuiuiuil ll wwwwrrks perrdfgdfgctttttttttttttttttttttttlllyy!@@@#@@@

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  58. Damn by Tebriel · · Score: 2, Funny

    My computer has bugs, my keyboard has bugs...what's next, a monitor bug?

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    1. Re:Damn by Alrua · · Score: 1

      Actually, I have what appears to be small bugs crawling under the surface of my LCD...

  59. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't you mean the p,o,r and n keys?

  60. Blame Pamela Anderson ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She's what stuck keys are made of.

  61. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By analogy, it would have to be the Europeans who'd get wiped out ...

  62. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Shkuey · · Score: 1

    You know I've been considering mailing in some keyboards from around the office for biological testing. To all you filthy engineers* out there, the IT staff occasionally may have to use that keyboard... try not to drool on it, or use it as a plate, or whatever the hell you guys do to get it so rancid.

    *or anyone else, really, it just happens to be engineers around this office

  63. not hard to sterilize a keyboard. by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Informative

    we did it all the time in the microbiology lab.

    we had "water resistant" keyboards so simply slipping one in a large ziplock and then ploping it in the autoclave would do the trick in 60 minutes.

    Some brands did not survive the 250 degrees temperature peak and hold, but others did, and the slow pressure increase with the sudden pressure drop kills ANY bug. I dont care how "super" the pathogen is, an autoclave will kill it.

    funny part is that keyboards do not last past 5 runs in the device. something about all that heat does bad things to the plastic. but Cherry keyboards were able to survive at least 3 runs.

    and yes, we tested it. No bugs after wiping with a sterile swab and trying to incubate it for 48 hours.

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    1. Re:not hard to sterilize a keyboard. by derfel · · Score: 1

      Autoclave? WTH does a sterilized keyboard have to do with choosing a pope?

    2. Re:not hard to sterilize a keyboard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> I dont care how "super" the pathogen is, an autoclave will kill it.

      ...almost.

    3. Re:not hard to sterilize a keyboard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not the heat or pressure in an autoclave that kills the pathogens, its the rapid decompression.

      NOTHING can take having it's internal pressure increased to 3-5 atmospheres and then rapidly decompressed. they "pop" because they can not vent their internal pressure that quickly.

      humans get the bends because we have large amounts of "vents" but will have major problems and pretty much would "pop" if brough down to really high pressures and then brough up fast to the surface and left to flop around bleeding from every orfice as the blood boils.

    4. Re:not hard to sterilize a keyboard. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      sorry, a rare strain CAN survive the process. although it is a slim chance. bit what he said was right, there is one that CAN survive.

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    5. Re:not hard to sterilize a keyboard. by martinX · · Score: 1

      If you put the keyboard in a ziplock bag you have probably just blocked the steam penetration necessary for autoclaving to do its work.

      You need steam penetration for full heat transfer, and thus sterilisation, to occur.

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    6. Re:not hard to sterilize a keyboard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drifting off-topic a little...

      Hush pc offer a medical version of their mini-itx pc.

  64. Ultraviolet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article just mentioned bacteria. They can kill that off with ultraviolet light. Maybe even change the layout slightly, and put a source inside the keypad area.

  65. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's not forget about mice...although you can train yourself to (as a righty) use the left hand while ehhhh..."talking on the phone and writing numbers"...It gets annoyting after a while...
    and most people have poor hand washing habits.

    I often get weirded out when I'm fixing someone's computer and the crud makes the letters on the KB illegible.... Now using latex gloves while fixing computers sounds like a good plan. You'll look stupid but at least I won't catch herpes or chlamidia removing GATOR entries!

  66. Sealed keyboard by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 1

    Someone just needs to invent a keyboard that is completely sealed. Not only would this prevent things like crumbs, dust, and hair from getting inside the keyboard and fouling it up, but it means you could just submerge the whole dang thing in alcohol or run it through the dishwasher to clean it. Sounds like hospitals and certain other environments would buy something like that right up.

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    1. Re:Sealed keyboard by nizo · · Score: 1
      Not only would this prevent things like crumbs...

      One person's crumbs are another person's pizza toppings. What better way to spice up that plain cheese pizza you brought in for lunch than with little bits of all your favorite snacks?

  67. WOW by first.last · · Score: 0

    I had no idea sperm contained germs and super viruses.

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  68. If they stopped using.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Windows and migrated to Linux then they'd find all their superbugs disappeared.

  69. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by bcmm · · Score: 1

    You mean j, k, l, ;

    Where are your home keys then?

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  70. Model M by pete-classic · · Score: 1

    This is a problem easily solved with a model M and a dishwasher.

    -Peter

  71. disposable key boards by Nf1nk · · Score: 1

    last time I went to comp usa they had $10. keyboards, and I'm sure you could get them for less in bulk. if it takes 20 min to mess with each cover, you would save money by jsut throwing them away and putting in new cheapies.

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  72. Re:My immune system getting stronger and stronger. by Nos. · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is actually what I believe. There's various studies out there that suggest that growing up in a more rural environment will tend to produce less allergenic and breathing problems in later life. The belief is that the constant exposure to dust, seeds, animal dander and hair, etc. that is more common in a rural setting will actually teach the body to not treat these (relatively) harmless materials as hazardous and trigger allergenic or asthmatic responses.

    The same could be said of bacteria and such. We're now beginning to realize that treating every infection or virus (say a cold) with antibiotics will in fact, over time, make the bug more resistant to the drugs. A lot of people belive this is why the so called flesh-eating disease is so resistant to anti-biotics. Its been exposed to them all before.

    Remember folks, our parents and grandparents didn't have $brandName anti-bacterial wipes to clean up after cutting raw chicken, and they didn't die from salmonella either. Simple precautions such as washing your hands with soap (don't spend extra on the anti-bacterial crap) regularaly. Don't rub your eyes or pick your nose after being in contact with questionable objects.

    Simple hygene can actually prevent a surprising number of infections.

  73. Killer app for Projected keyboards by Malluck · · Score: 1

    If you can sterilize your table, you can sterilize your keyboard.

    Projection Keyboards

    These would be great in areas with communial computers.

  74. Real support call by lheal · · Score: 1

    In the early '90s I was a support tech for a university which shall remain nameless (ok, Illinois). Working at home one Saturday, I managed to spill a tiny bit of coffee on my laptop keyboard. Ok, so it was a cupful.

    Not wanting to be known as the idiot who spilled coffee on his laptop, I got a blow drier and dried off the keyboard. It fused the 'f' and 'g' keys together.

    After the Dell guy quit laughing, he grudgingly replaced my keyboard. I think they didn't want to give one of their machines to someone with a demonstrably high Klutz rating.

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  75. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just tried your suggestion, and now my laptop won't boot up. Please advise.

  76. MOD PARENT DOWN by wed128 · · Score: 1

    obfuscated link, anti-slash troll.

  77. Projection keyboards? by domipheus · · Score: 1

    How about these projection keyboards? The ones that project the keyboard to a dry, flat surface and then sensors detect which is pressed? I'm sure I have seen these for the palm handhelds, anyone know if they are actually any good?

  78. Stop picking your nose! by Pafuna · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wasn't picking it, I was SCRATCHING it...

    1. Re:Stop picking your nose! by apt-get+dist-upgrade · · Score: 1

      Found any gold yet?

  79. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

    I typically have problems with these keys:

    Alt + F4

    and

    Ctrl + Alt + Del

    And sometimes that key with the funny looking square flag that has a cross in the middle. It's right next to the Alt button.

    The other keys seem to be fine.

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  80. I'm more worried about ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That guy in the emergency waiting room last Thursday writhing and crying for hours . What's he got!?!?

    Wait! That was me! Kidney stones suck. Who knows what I picked up "sweeping" the floors. But at least I didn't touch any keyboards.

  81. Incineration by dmeranda · · Score: 1

    I knew one hospital that would regularly incinerate keyboards that were at a high risk of contamination, or that were known to be contaminated (like spilled blood).

    The article said something about the hospital just throwing them away, but if they thought there was any serious contamination (other than a common germ that will die in 24 hours) they would be treated as medical waste and disposed of more properly.

  82. Just imagine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    iLoo keyboards.

  83. Rumble rods... by shaharbar · · Score: 1

    Never ever touch someone elses rumble-rod... Its a strange pen shaped device with force feedback.

  84. SPOR-KLENZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a good product:

    http://www.steris.com/explore/view_product_page. cf m?productid=354

    Although I don't know the long term effect on a plastic keyboard.

  85. UV Light? by Colonoh · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What about using ultraviolet light to disinfect the keyboards? Maybe a cover for the keyboard which has UV lights on it. On another note, what about bathroom door handles?

    1. Re:UV Light? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      UV light is actually the first thing that came to mind, then I remembered the lab where they had us subject three dishes to UV - One open, one with the plastic lid on, and one half-covered by a sheet of paper. The clear plastic didn't stop the UV from killing the bugs but the paper did.

      To sterilize to hospital standards, you'd need to put them in a chamber where the keyboard gets submitted to more light then you want to get exposed to (you don't come out of a tanning booth sterile). You would need to take all of the keys off, get both sides of the keys and both sides of the keyless keyboard. Just getting all of the keyboards in and out of microbiology where they might have such a thing would be practically impossible (it's all we were able to do to get the whole hospital's specimens in and out) and creating a dedicated facility or facilities just for that, all the keyboard from all in-room terminals and workstations, just the moving around of all the keyboards would be ridiculous.

      No, you need a mix of "clean keyboards" (your hands need to be clean enough to eat lunch or go home to touch this keyboard), "dirty keyboards" (wear gloves to touch this keyboard and then your gloves aren't clean enough for patient contact), and plastic covers to add to the "swap it out and clean it up" checklist.

  86. well gee, why don't they..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put those plastic covers over keyboards? Or even better still, use a plastic touchpad keyboard. Granted it might slow typing down, but which is more important? Either rate they can be sterilized, and/or replaced quite easily.

    Some IT people aren't using their brains. They must be MCSE techs that got their training in a boot camp instead of real training. Basically the kind of people that shouldn't be out there taking jobs from better skilled and knowledgable people.

  87. What am I missing??? by robpoe · · Score: 1

    Get a plastic "keyboard condom" that you can get wet, or get one of those waterproof rollable keyboards. Set up a squirt bottle next to it that when you're done mists a little bit of alcohol on it. Or better yet, let it be automagic.

    I don't see a problem here. The hospitals just dont want to spend the extra $$ so they're griping about it. Dump the shiny dell/hp/ibm/whatever keyboard and get something that's somewhat disinfectible.

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  88. brilliance of throwback tech by dextr0us · · Score: 1

    remember those keyboard covers? I bet those would be easier to steralize than others (ie wash it every day, etc)

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  89. Warts by Malc · · Score: 4, Informative

    At my first job there seemed to be an unusually large number of people with warts (and lots of them) on their hands. At least five people in a company of less than 25. Surprise surprise: I started getting warts on my hands within 18 months. Warts are of course caused by a virus.

    I ended up with about 30 of them. It took more than a year of nasty chemicals and liquid N2 treatment by a dermitologist before my immune system finally kicked and the warts went away. He seemed to think that they were particularly virulent and hardy. I strongly suspect I was infected from keyboards. They have to be the dirtiest nastiest things in an office. I'm glad I work from home these days and only sit down at other people's computers via RDP/VNC/pcAnywhere/WebEx.

    Malc

  90. Finally, a Mac virus! by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    Well, at least on a couple more keys, anyway.

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  91. Keyboard condoms! by redelm · · Score: 1
    ... replace when they get messy or every shiftchange.

  92. Re:Haven't "keyboard condoms" been around for year by rah1420 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd have guessed 'yes.' I had to deploy a computer once in a 'flock line' which is where they put that fuzzy crap on polyethylene ribbon for Christmas. Looks oh so festive but it gets old when you bathe in it; it's essentially nylon fibers that are a couple thousandths of an inch high and the shit goes EVERYWHERE while you're processing it. It's itchy, too.

    Anyway, the machine was in a filtered enclosure and the monitor had a keyboard condom on it. Problem solved. Dunno why the same thing wouldn't work for hospitals.

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  93. Sharing keyboards by mkraft · · Score: 1

    My workplace doesn't have enough PC's to go around so we share computers. I always hate using the PC after someone who is coughing and sneezing into his hands in the midst of typing on the keyboard.

  94. Lysol... by amrust · · Score: 1

    Just spray your keyboard down with it, when you go to get your morning coffee. It'll be dry when you get back. Hopefully. Even if it isn't, you shouldn't be putting your fingers in your mouth, without washing them first. Or anytime, for that matter.

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  95. Wait, in a hospital... where there are DOCTORS.... by HerculesMO · · Score: 1

    They still don't know how harmless most germs are? Give me a freaking break... I could have HIV, lick the keys on the keyboard, and you wouldn't get a damn thing. And people are worried about a few stupid 'bugs' that by in large, are harmless and do nothing to cause any sickness.

    The only problem here is that people need to stop being germophobes. As George Carlin says, if you avoid all contact with germs, you will have no resistance to them when you actually get 'bit'. So grow the hell up, stop complaining, and if you're a dirty bastard, then get more clean so at least your keyboard LOOKS clean. If you want to get a microscope on the keys on my keyboard fine, but I'd ask you to put that same microscope on your socks, your clothes, whatever... and you'll see how many germs you ACTUALLY come into contact with.

    Your keyboard's 'bugs' will be suprisingly few in number.

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  96. Dishwasher Safe by lazarus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well younguns, sit down there by the fire, as I have a story to tell you.

    Years ago, keyboards were big, heavy, and and made with buckling springs. I'm, in fact, typing on one right now and you may be able to find one of your own, but there pretty damn rare now.

    Anyway, in the old days when some unfortuate lad poured coffee (or beer) into their keyboard you could just throw the entire keyboard into the bath with some mild detergent, swish it around, and hang it on the line to dry for a few days. You could use a hair dryer if you were in a hurry.

    Well, let me tell you. We once had a whole batch of "dead" BS keyboards that we had been collecting over time (being busy and not having time to properly bath them as they came into the service area). One day the service manager was scratching his big bald head, wondering if he should just throw them all out when he was struck by an idea.

    Yep, he put them all into one of the company's dishwashers. Added a little dishwasher detergent and put it on the normal cycle.

    Well, those keyboards came out just like they was brand spankin new. And they worked just fine (after they had dried off, that is).

    Perhaps those hospitals could try that. Personally, I wouldn't unless they are still using old BS keyboards as I doubt that these modern high-tech flimsy things would stand up to the ordeal.

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  97. Lysol? by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 1

    Why can't I just spray Lyson on it?

  98. Why No Disposable Keyboard Covers? by snookerdoodle · · Score: 1

    Why don't they make disposable use-once covers or require disposable gloves when using the keyboard?

    Mark

  99. Flexible plastic covers by nuggz · · Score: 1

    They've only been around for a few decades. Completely encase it, then you can dump bleach on it.

    You don't even have to lose the feel of the keyboard like you would with a touchscreen type solution.

  100. local pizza joint has already solved this prob. by potus98 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The local pizza joint uses some kind of flat translucent rubber keyboard with no moving parts. It can survive flour, water, or tomato sauce with a quick wipe-off. Although it's an elegent and cheap solution, I'm sure the health care industry will fork over millions of dollars to develop some method of enclosing the ancient PC-XT-AT-whatever connected keyboards they use now to the ancienter host running vaccum tubes under the desk.

    Perhaps they could submerge a rubber keyboard in a shallow tray of anit-bacterial hand gel. Your finger tips would rest in 1/4" of gel while you typed. When you were done typing, you could just rub your hands togeather and the gel would evaportate. 'Course, whatever survives that environment would be a mega-super-duper-bug! And then what would we do, submerge our fingers in a shallow tray of weak acid?

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  101. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by orkysoft · · Score: 1

    hjkl are the ancient "cursor keys" from before there were cursor keys. They're still used in old-fashioned programs like nethack and vi.

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  102. This is a problem with telephones as well by MojoRilla · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is in no way limited to keyboards.

    In the early 90'ies, I worked for a computing department for a university that ran a help desk. They noticed that employees were getting sick all the time. They changed policies, and made everyone who worked the help desk bring their own phone handset, and the illnesses decreased.

    The moral of the story is that germs can infect anything we touch, and so don't share things many people need to use. Or buy appropriate hardware / cleaning systems to handle it.

    1. Re:This is a problem with telephones as well by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

      Wow, glad our human race originally came from a lot of useless loonies including a large number of Telephone Sanitizers.

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      The Digital Sorceress
  103. UV Disinfection? by Roger_Wilco · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that having a relatively low-intensity UV light projected on the keyboard, or perhaps just flashing an irregular intervals, would kill the germs.

    Reminds me of a line from a high-ranking officer in Bush Sr.'s Iraq war; when bombing bunkers suspected of holding anthrax, they would attack early in the morning on a clear, still day; the sunlight destroys the spores. (And it's safer than using nukes!)

  104. Especially mine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used a can of air the other day to blow out some of the chunks and actually smelled decay. Ewwww.... time to get a new keyboard.

  105. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by qyiet · · Score: 0

    This is what the golgafrinchans actually died from. Our were golgafrinchan ancestors were technologlicaly far superior race to us today. It is doubtful that they used a telephone as we understand it. It would be like us describing an eighteen wheeler as a cart to a medieval peasent. Just something similar that they would understand.

    So all we actually know about the golgfrinchans is that they died from a disease contrated from a high tech communications device. History has taught us the truth, IRC will kill us all. I just hope it's not too late to for us to see that truth.

  106. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by jokell82 · · Score: 5, Funny
    And sometimes that key with the funny looking square flag that has a cross in the middle. It's right next to the Alt button.
    You mean the Apple???
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  107. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's still wet. Put it in the clothes dryer for a cycle or two, and you should be all set. Good luck!

  108. Super Bugs on Other Surfaces by geomon · · Score: 1

    Can you imagine the hardiness of the critters living on the Blarney Stone?

    --
    "Rocky Rococo, at your cervix!"
  109. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by phyruxus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have a "virtually indestructible" keyboard. It's rollable, light blue rubber, water proof, and if it ever gets dirty (spilled soup, etc) I can chuck the whole thing in the sink and scrub it. No nooks/crannies, just 101 waterproof keys.

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    "A witty saying proves nothing." ~Voltaire
    "d'Oh!" ~Homer
  110. Easy two: Cover it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or perhaps just covering the keyboard

    http://www.zones.com/....

    you could just buy a supply of them and watch them on a monthly basis or have double the amount you need and swap them monthly one using and one washing. This isn't news. This is people not thinking.--
    The Wolfkin

  111. Crud inside the keyboard by KiloByte · · Score: 1

    Have you tried cleaning the keyboard inside? I don't mean any microscopic-level germs, I mean good old visible large-size crud.
    On most keyboards you can push out separate keys by inserting a flat screwdriver under the key and using it as a lever -- due to the way keyboards are built, you'll be able to insert it back without inflicting any damage.

    The amount of crud is astonishing. A thick layer of fluff is mandatory, but you can expect a number of larger objects as well.

    My personal record is a 20x5x5mm big piece of carrot that my father pulled ~20 years ago from a keyboard we kids used at the time. I was ~7 so my memory can suffer from the fisherman's disease, but how the carrot could get between the cracks is beyond me.

    The fluff consists mostly of hair, dust and pieces of skin tissue. This is a bacteria haven, and if you throw in some foodstuffs as well, the result can be dangerous in a hospital.

    --
    The creatures outside looked from Alt-Right to Antifa; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
    1. Re:Crud inside the keyboard by giberti · · Score: 1

      I (unfortunately) just did a 10 day stint with my 3-week old son in the hospital. I can say that they at least have keyboard skins on their equipment. They also wear gloves which suprisingly does wonders to cut down on germ transfer.

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      AF-Design, web development.
    2. Re:Crud inside the keyboard by scottv67 · · Score: 1

      They also wear gloves which suprisingly does wonders to cut down on germ transfer.

      Why do you think the staff wears gloves? To protect themselves and other patients from "germ transfer". Therefore, if you see gloves on someone's hands, assume the gloves are dirty (unless you just saw the person put on a clean pair). The gloves are not there to protect you (or the keyboard). The gloves are there to protect the healthcare worker.

      I used to work in an I.T. dept that supported a medical lab environment. Those folks worked with their gloves on all-day. Unfortunately, it meant that they touched the keyboards and phones with their gloves on. It gave me a creepy-crawly feeling when I had to go into the lab to work on something that required touching the keyboard or using the phone.

      -s

  112. Germs by Area51_jk · · Score: 1

    I used to do contract work for a lot of dentists and doctors, most of them already had a thin film of some sort that they put on the KB, and they also put them on the touchpads. The touchpads were easy to keep clean. I have noticed that now that I stay pretty much in one place, I do not get nearly as sick as often as I used to. I used to get sick 4-5 times a year, but now it is very seldom. I used to see many people cough/sneeze into their hand, and then use that same hand to move the mouse. I used to carry hand sanitizer with me, but i dont think it worked that well.

  113. Cheap Solution by Oriumpor · · Score: 1

    Rubber Keyboards
    http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/inpu t/5a7f/
    Pine Sol
    http://www.pinesol.com/faq_spray.shtml

    Ok, so they use a more industrial strength cleaner at hospitals. I demonstrate the nastiness of a user's keyboard (if they question it) by turning it upside down and banging a few times. The black crust that falls out is typically more than enough to convince them to buy a new keyboard/change their habbits.

    Do the same to a few hospital presidents and viola, solution will be made. Probably much more expensive than $30 a unit though.

  114. Pathology Lab Computers by EPDowd · · Score: 5, Interesting

    About 25 years ago I was the Sysadmn + Chief Cook and Bottle washer for a system in a Pathology Lab. It took real time data from all of the medical equipment that the lab used to test your blood. The lab in a hospital is where the sickest parts of the sickest people are brought to. The Doctor who ran the lab forced my company to by a second set of tools and software that never left the lab. I washed the hell out of my hands everytime I left that place. The rule we used was, once it went into the lab, it never came out except as medical waste to be burned or what ever they did with that stuff.

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    1. Re:Pathology Lab Computers by geomon · · Score: 1

      The rule we used was, once it went into the lab, it never came out except as medical waste to be burned or what ever they did with that stuff.

      With the exception of the humans working in the lab, I hope. ;)

      --
      "Rocky Rococo, at your cervix!"
    2. Re:Pathology Lab Computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Doctor who ran the lab ....

      Who was The Doctor.

    3. Re:Pathology Lab Computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nope, grandparent is still in there.

    4. Re:Pathology Lab Computers by speculatrix · · Score: 1

      I heard a similar story about some salesmen who insisted on taking an expensive laptop to show the engineers in an atomic energy lab their new software. The changed into the clothes provided, having signed the terms and conditions, and at the end of the "show", when they tried to leave, they had to leave their nice laptop behind despite much protesting.

    5. Re:Pathology Lab Computers by martinX · · Score: 1

      Has the ring of urban legend about it.

      What would be in an "atomic lab" that the laptop was exposed to that the people weren't, even if they do change their clothes?

      Radiation doesn't just get on your clothes, it goes through them (and you). Unless they changed into full radiation suits to do a Powerpoint show, I think this story is untrue.

      Besides, it would have been a little remiss of the lab workers not to warn the sales guys of the possibility of that happening...

      --
      When they came for the communists, I said "He's next door. Take him away. Goddam commies."
    6. Re:Pathology Lab Computers by scaryfish · · Score: 1

      It could have happened. I just got back from a secure biological lab - here you have to leave all your clothes outside, go through an airlock and change into the clothes provided. On the way out you have to have a complete shower for at least 3 minutes. Anything you take inside can't be taken out without being autoclaved, dipped in gluteraldehyde or fumigated with formaldehyde gas.

    7. Re:Pathology Lab Computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The rule we used was, once it went into the lab, it never came out except as medical waste to be burned or what ever they did with that stuff.

      Big Macs

  115. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And sometimes that key with the funny looking square flag that has a cross in the middle. It's right next to the Alt button.

    Keyboards which don't have that button seem to have far fewer problems with viral infections. You can buy computers with these obviously superior keyboards at www.apple.com

  116. As a kid, I ate bugs and played in dirt by spun · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I almost never get sick. Maybe once every two to three years. And when I do, it lasts half as long as with most people. Our immune systems don't want to be laid off, people. They will strike out in odd ways if they don't have real nasties to fight.

    Besides that, all this preoccupation with sterility is going to lead to even worse strains of super bugs that even I can't cope with, and then what good will all that eating bugs and playing in dirt have been? I swear, if I ever see anyone using any of that sanitizing crap in public I'm going to knock it out of their hands and cough all over them.

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    - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
  117. Or, just trash it by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The MS Natural Keyboard is $40. Every six months I trash mine and get a new one.

    1. Re:Or, just trash it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      the environment weeps.

  118. Why even try to sterilize them? Just buy new ones. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, you can get a Logitech keyboard for $10 these days. It's a good keyboard and (for the price) you can afford to replace it every month. It may be cheaper than cleaning it.

    Of course you have to think about the environment, but the products you're going to use to sterilize the keyboards also come in plastic containers and some of them are nasty chemicals...

    An example of such a great keyboard for $11 at newegg.com:

    http://www.newegg.com/app/ViewProductDesc.asp?de sc ription=23-126-119&depa=0

  119. This research brought to you by... by ozbird · · Score: 1

    ... [insert cleaning agent company here].
    It might be a new spin on the story story by using an epidemiologist in a hospital, but it has all the hallmarks of the "dangerous germs found in public places" myth (and killed by [insert brand name here.])

    What they fail to mention is this obsession with sterilizing everything in the home is actually breeding superbugs that eat [brand name] for breakfast, just like overuse and misuse of antibiotics and breeding the antibiotic-resistant superbugs mentioned in the article. The fact that keyboards are germ-heaven should be irrelevant if medical staff are performing the correct hygiene procedures.

    The Mythbusters did an interesting test of the "potty mouth toothbrushes" myth, which alleges that toilet water aerosols contaminate toothbrushes. Even their control toothbrushes, never used in a different room, contained (shock, horror) faecal bacteria in small amounts, but there was no difference between the different toothbrushes in the experiment. Busted!

    1. Re:This research brought to you by... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First of all, Mythbusters is hardly a scientifically accurate show, some of the things I see on there make me want to throw bricks at the television for the inaccuracies and horrible methods they use. If you accept everything on that show as gospel truth, well, that shows just how scientific you are.

      Second of all, these are HOSPITALS we are talking about (apparently you didnt RTFA). Hospitals are places where there are hundreds of people, lots of circulated air, and the oppritunitiy for germs to spread from a few doctors/nurses to a large number of people. Unless you are advocating that we help make these people sicker while they are at the hospital, dealing with germs that lie on the keyboards that doctors and nurses use is certianly an important issue for everyone's health at the hospital.

    2. Re:This research brought to you by... by ozbird · · Score: 1

      I did RTFA, and was well aware that it was a hospital. FYI, hospitals are not sterile, but parts of hospitals (e.g. surgical theatres) are. Finding superbugs in hospital keyboards is not more surprising that finding them on doctor's pens, desks, rubbish bins etc.

  120. obligatory simpson's reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    KENT
    Our top story, the population of parasitic tree lizards has exploded, and local citizens couldn't be happier! It seems the rapacious reptiles have developed a taste for the common pigeon, also known as the 'feathered rat', or the 'gutter bird'. For the first time, citizens need not fear harassment by flocks of chattering disease-bags.

    Later, Bart receives an award from Mayor Quimby outside the town hall. Several lizards slink past.

    QUIMBY
    For decimating our pigeon population, and making Springfield a less oppressive place to while away our worthless lives, I present you with this scented candle.

    Skinner talks to Lisa.

    SKINNER
    Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.

    LISA
    But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?

    SKINNER
    No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.

    LISA
    But aren't the snakes even worse?

    SKINNER
    Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.

    LISA
    But then we're stuck with gorillas!

    SKINNER
    No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

  121. You can wash almost any keyboard in the dishwasher by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 3, Informative

    Don't use any soap or detergent and make sure it's *completely* dry before plugging it back in.

    Tie the cord up so that it doesn't get caught in any moving parts.

    --
    The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either. - Benjamin Franklin
  122. simple fix by indy_Muad'Dib · · Score: 2, Interesting

    use a washable keyboard cover http://www.viziflex.com/cartexe/index.asp im sure housekeeping could easily swap out the covers every shift and wash them.

  123. keyboards? who needs keyboards? by rtphokie · · Score: 2, Informative

    having an asthmatic child, I've had the misfortune of spending a few hours in an ER and a night on the Peds' floor.

    Yes the computers are everywhere but many are very different that what we'd expect. In the ER, patient histories as well as subsequent log entries are taken on a flat panel monitor mounted on a cart that is wheeled right up to the patient's bedsite in each room and curtain. These PCs had on keyboards. They were touch screen. A keyboard pops up for major typing but much of the interface is just answering questions in context. The nurses frequently wipe down the whole monitor and all the flat surfaces of the cart with what look like screen wipes (but probably are a bit more potent).

  124. Keyboards are now cheap enough to be disposable. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Keyboards are super-cheap these days: 10 to 20 bux in singles.

    At that price a hospital can afford to replace the keyboards when a new patient is brought into a room, or periodically for things like lab and nurse station equipment.

    Some hospitals already do this with telephones. At ten bucks or less for a cheap desk set the hospital includes one with the patient phone service - and lets the patient take it home when they leave (if they didn't have something that would be major-league hazardous to their family.)

    The main problem with hospital germs is that they are constantly exposed to cleaning and sterilizing solutions and antibiotics. So hospital surfaces that stick around for years tend to accumulate "superbugs" that are immune to nearly everything. Hospitals fight this by using disposable stuff wherever possible - replacing them before they have a chance to accumulate much or get something growing. Due to their low cost, computer keyboards (and mice) are candidates for this.

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  125. I really don't understand this... by NerveGas · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Why can't they dip the keyboards in alcohol, let them dry, and plug them back in?

    My experience with cleaning "dirty" keyboards started waaaay back in the day when I spilled a Big Gulp of Coca-Cola into my Commodore-64, the screen instantly went black, and I had one hour until my mother got home. The Commodore got disassembled, washed, cleaned, dried, and reassembled before she got home - there's nothing like adrenaline to make you work quickly!

    steve

    --
    Oh, you're not stuck, you're just unable to let go of the onion rings.
  126. Recyclable Keyboards? by Eric+Savage · · Score: 1

    So the hospital that charges me $10 for an aspirin tablet needs to get as much lifespan as possible out of a $5 keyboard? Why not just have recylclable ones and toss them at the end of every shift/day?

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    This is not the greatest sig in the world, this is just a tribute.
    1. Re:Recyclable Keyboards? by grumling · · Score: 1
      Why not just have recylclable ones and toss them at the end of every shift/day?

      Now you're thinking like a health care professional!

      --
      "Well, good luck finding a judge that doesn't run a bestiality site."
  127. Best solution by far.. by pronobozo · · Score: 1

    hop to it here


    oh yes..

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  128. Re:Wait, in a hospital... where there are DOCTORS. by DancesWithBlowTorch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Your subject sums up your mistake quite well.

    What you're saying is right (to a certain extent) for the standard computer user's environment. But in a hospital, there are some pretty nasty germs around. Think about TBC, for example. Or MRSA. Combine that with a "population" of, by definition, very sick people with a weakened immune defence and you might begin to understand why hospitals have to worry about hygiene, on keyboards just as much as everywhere else. Especially in isolation wards or in intensive care units, were the patients' bodies are busy wrestling with death, the last thing you want to have floating around are the antibiotics-resistant germs from the guy in the adjacent box.

    Yes, I have worked in hospitals.

  129. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by MBains · · Score: 1

    Silly golgofrinchans... I forget... Did they do kindergartern? Doesn't anybody wash their freakin' hands anymore??? I swear I must do so 5 to 20 times a day depending upon how many different people's pc's I need to use. Instant hand sanitizer sho be do comin' in handy as well, especially when I'm headed to a PC I KNOW is super funky!

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    "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts." Daniel Patrick Moynihan
  130. Keyboards are cheap by rongage · · Score: 1

    Since you can find bulk keyboards for cheap ($5.00 or less in quantity), why not just go through once a week and replace all the keyboards. The 10-20 seconds it takes to replace a keyboard has to be MUCH less expensive than the 15-30 minutes it takes to clean them out (properly). Of course, this doesn't even count the amount of time recovered from people not getting sick from the keyboards.

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    Ron Gage - Westland, MI
  131. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by the+MaD+HuNGaRIaN · · Score: 1

    H, J, K, and L what game is that? The only keys I ever use are

    R, W, E
    A, S, D
    Z, X, C

    And V, 2, 1 - V, 2, 2

    I need a medic! I need ammo!

  132. Re:My immune system getting stronger and stronger. by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

    Immune system getting stronger. Probably, if you're only in contact with the easy stuff.

    But in a hospital, they have some pretty strange stuff floating around that the body has NO DEFENCE against. Norwalk, SARS, and other things like that are pretty brutal, and near impossible to be immune to given the possible concentrations they would see in such an office environment.

    Just make sealed keyboards, and get everyone used to the different feel to them. Problem solved.

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    Live forever, or die trying.
  133. Simple Solution by cyngus · · Score: 2, Informative

    A simple solution would be to have non-mechanical keyboards. There are keyboards out there that have pressure sensors like a track pad rather than keys that depress. Since these have a flat surface and no crevices to worry about, sterilization should be simple. Many users complain of trouble using them at first, particularly slower typing speeds. Once you get used to the new feel though, you should have a higher theoretical maximum typing speed.

  134. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

    I suggest spraying it with automotive ether-based starting fluid before you put it in the dryer. That'll help it dry quicker. And if the dryer sparks, your computing will reach great new heights!

  135. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    and handles like an 18 wheel truck entering the chicane.

  136. Voice and Touch Screens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like they should spend more time and money with touch screens (very easy to clean) and with voice control.

  137. Why Wash it? Burn it!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Look at how cheap keyboards have become. Just replace them and burn the old ones.

    http://reviews-zdnet.com.com/PROPELLER_PRO_VOYAGER _WIN_95_MULTIMEDIA_KEYBOARD_AT_PS2/4505-3134_16-10 7393.html?tag=pdtl-list/

  138. use skins by zoftie · · Score: 1

    Investment protective buyers of powerbooks have done this for ages:
    http://www.compucover.com/KS_Info.html
    htt p://www.protectcovers.com/
    http://www.welovemacs. com/kecoareforne.html
    http://thinkdifferentstore. com/product_info.php/pr oducts_id/795

    Can sanitise the skins with peroxide or the likes. Or toss them after a while.
    2c

    1. Re:use skins by MattT · · Score: 1

      This is exactly what they do in the hospitals I've worked in. See also,

      http://www.viziflex.com/

      They make standard and custom keyboard skins that are quite cheap when bought in hospital quantities.

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  139. Alert: Obvious conclusion to obvious problem by cbreaker · · Score: 1

    Any high traffic area, especially where you put your hands, is going to be more dirty then, say, a bookshelf.

    This just in: Toilets are full of crap until flushed.

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  140. Scroll Lock by vurg · · Score: 3, Funny

    These superbugs are hiding under the scroll lock key. These bugs are smart and they know where to party. Although some are not smart enough that in some notebooks, the Insert key and the Scroll lock is the same. They also call Space bar the hell hole.

    1. Re:Scroll Lock by digismack · · Score: 1

      I personally think these superbugs have bred underneath the caps lock key, filling the cavity with.. superbug eggs, thus disallowing users from being able to turn it off.

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  141. Have we learned nothing from Star Trek? by RancidMilk · · Score: 1

    Obviously if it works in the future it should work now. We just need flat glass surfaces that have the painted buttons on them. Add lots of LEDs, and not only would you not contract super bugs, but you could also score with hot alien girls!

  142. Re:Wait, in a hospital... where there are DOCTORS. by HerculesMO · · Score: 1

    Point taken, I guess I was responding in part to the germophobes that are /.ers as well.. plenty of comments have echoed this. Hospitals could definately use a higher level of sterility, though since mostly administration and staff uses the keyboard, I don't see how patients could come into contact with any type of threatening germs.

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    The price is always right if someone else is paying.
  143. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't you mean the
    h, t, n, and s keys,

    even on qwerty it would be j, k l, and ;

    sorry, can mark as troll, don't care

  144. Hunt & Peck by DrewCapu · · Score: 1

    You can do better by typing with two fingers. Only 1/5 the germs. :)

  145. Buffers, speed, accuracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The trouble with the fingerworks is that it has to do rather a lot of processing. I owned one for a while, had to sell it. If you type faster than 60 wpm, it just can't keep up.

    If you type very quickly, the keyboard can't tell the difference between your keystrokes. It's not sure whether you pressed two keys at the same time or one key in the middle of the two.

    What's so frustrating about this is that it will figure it out *on screen.* It will actually send the letter it thinks you pressed when your finger hits the first key, then hitting the second key will cause it to reprocess, send a backspace to erase the letter on screen, and put up the new letter it thinks both presses represent. Infuriating.

    If you type less than 60 WPM, it's probably dandy. If you type more like 100 WPM it's completely useless.

    It's also rather too narrow. Very uncomfortable for people with broad shoulders.

  146. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

    H, J, K, and L what game is that?

    These are used by Nethack, an insanely difficult (and great) Roguelike computer game.

    I need a medic! I need ammo!

    Howdy, fellow ET player..

  147. Quick, to the Keyboard, Robin! by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    and gather all the SuperFriends you can - it's party time!

    seriously, though, it's a good thing we wash our hands a lot here at the labs ...

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  148. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

    I was contemplating the other day that if the control systems of Vi and Emacs were crossed, you'd end up with something a lot like Nethack. Heck, half the challenge of the game is learning all the commands!

  149. The next step lead downhill.... by ZoomieDood · · Score: 0

    I considered what "stenciling" a keyboard on your stomach might do for you, and the logistical problems of it.

    First, it wouldn't be good with greasy fingers, but an occasional shower might help here.

    But then there might be injuries associated with game play and gastrointestinal discomfort.

    Which might lead to some who might have a lack of adequate companionship imprinting keyboards on areas below the belt.

    And that just sounds like a whole new class of injuries to certain body parts, on top of wrist related issues...

    Not to mention the courtesy of shaking hands afterwards {shudder}

    How would you file a workers comp claim on this anyway?

  150. New Homework Excuse by trurl7 · · Score: 1

    I can see the wave of new homework excuses hitting classrooms around the nation:

    Oh I had my homework, really. I wanted to type it up to look nice, but then all those evil viruses crawled out from the keyboard and...and...it was just ghastly...oh I can't bear to continue...*sniffle*

  151. Not the problem, folks. by The+Tyro · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The problem is the environment, not the items in it. Hospitals unfortunately house sick patients with multiply-drug-resistant infections. The antibiotics flow like a mighty river... only the toughest bugs survive (and survive they do!).

    There was a recent study (can't recall the journal it was in) where they cultured doctors' neckties... they were able to culture all sorts of nasty, drug-resistant organisms.

    I am a physician, and I never wear a tie to work (I won't work somewhere where they force ER docs to wear ties)... I only wear scrubs, and get a new set every day... the old ones get washed before they're worn again. I also wash my hands a hundred times a day, and even clean my stethosope with alcohol (admittedly, brief exposure to alcohol doesn't really sterilize anything... but I feel better doing it... how's that for being dogmatic?).

    Infection spread is a reality in the hospital. You try to prevent it, but it happens, and off of ANY surface, not just keyboards. Unfortunately, these bugs are out in the community as well... most of the MRSA I see walks right in the front door, often in young people who have never spent a day in the hospital.

    And if you're one of those folks who always insists on some antibiotics to "knock out this cold," then you're contributing to this problem.

    Don't get mad at me when I refuse to prescibe antibiotics for your viral illness. This is going to sound patronizing, but it's actually for your own good, and helps keep the drugs effective for when you really need them.

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    1. Re:Not the problem, folks. by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      There was also a recent study where they examined doctors' cell phones. What they were taking home to their families (if their family ever used the cell phone) was downright scary.

      Funny they didn't mention pagers, which get shared between docs in some practices. At least they used to before everyone had a cell phone and pagers were still expensive.

    2. Re:Not the problem, folks. by poopdeville · · Score: 2, Interesting

      (admittedly, brief exposure to alcohol doesn't really sterilize anything... but I feel better doing it... how's that for being dogmatic?)

      I was under the impression that rubbing alcohol would dissolve the organic compounds microorganisms use to attach themselves to their environment. So although brief exposure wouldn't kill anything, a bit of scrubbing would physically remove the micro doodles.

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    3. Re:Not the problem, folks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blaming the wrong problems...

      Way often i see people getting antibiotics that are just wrong for whats wrong with them. Or not getting enough. 10 days is BARELY enough for most cases. All you do is kill off the weak germs and they will be back in another month when the infection comes back even harder to kill. And they just change drugs and give another 10 days.

      Doctors own policys are creating the supergerms. But the upside is you will be the first ones to catch them and die i guess.

    4. Re:Not the problem, folks. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      So how about a *disposable* baggie around the keyboard? See my post above where I actually test the concept with the first plastic bag that came to hand, and find it works well enough (and I'm a fast, light-touch typist). Same for mice, which can't be much cleaner than keyboards.

      BTW, as a patient I'd have doubts about any ER that forced doctors to wear ties. You're there to save my wretched life, not to make a fashion statement.

      Love the tagline :)

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    5. Re:Not the problem, folks. by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      (admittedly, brief exposure to alcohol doesn't really sterilize anything... but I feel better doing it... how's that for being dogmatic?).

      Could you please elaborate on this?
      For example, is pouring alcohol on a cut worthless?

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    6. Re:Not the problem, folks. by hey! · · Score: 1

      So, why not innoculate all these surfaces growing nasty superbugs with benign bacteria that will outcompete the bad bugs?

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    7. Re:Not the problem, folks. by The+Tyro · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't recommend alcohol for cuts.

      Pouring alcohol on a cut is painful, and doesn't even come close to sterilizing a wound in the brief period of time it stays on the surface. I used to teach medical students, and our microbiologists did a great demonstration where they cleaned surfaces with alcohol. They then cultured all sorts of nasty bugs off those same surfaces... it illustrated the point quite nicely.

      For immediate care of wounds, copious water irrigation is probably best, at least initially. In fact, for a wound contaminated with debris, alcohol would be a very poor substitute for copious irrigation and removal of said debris.

      In short, run your cut under the faucet. You don't have to use sterile solutions for external irrigation, regular tap water (assuming you live in a developed country) works just fine.

      Clean it, and see somebody about repairing it. Remember, the longer a wound stays open, the more bacteria can grow within it... after 6 hours or so, it grows increasingly risky to sew up an extremity wound, because the bacteria have often reached a critical mass, and the wound is essentially infected. Try to sew it, and it will promptly open right back up. You can sometimes cheat and go a bit longer with facial wounds, but that's only because the blood supply to the head/face is so good.

      Also, some types of solutions commonly used for "wound care" and sold for such purposes in pharmacies can actually complicate the healing of uncomplicated wounds. Peroxide, for instance, oxidizes tissues, kills white blood cells, inhibits the growth of new blood vessels, and can actually slow healing. If you're packing an open wound that's healing by secondary intention, regular saline solution is often all you need.

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    8. Re:Not the problem, folks. by Some+Bitch · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Infection spread is a reality in the hospital. You try to prevent it, but it happens, and off of ANY surface, not just keyboards. Unfortunately, these bugs are out in the community as well... most of the MRSA I see walks right in the front door, often in young people who have never spent a day in the hospital.

      A little over a decade or so ago I worked for a year in an RAF hospital as a theatre/CSSD muppet (first job out of school and I loved it). Patients (some or all, I never knew but I think it was mainly those transferred from civilian hospitals) were tested for MRSA. The one time a test was positive a set procedure kicked in and all linens used during the op were burnt, instruments were destroyed, the bedding used by the on call staff was destroyed, and the medics involved in the op were banned from the hospital for 48 hours.

      I'm not a medic so don't know how effective any of that was (especially destroying the instruments, I'd have thought our autoclaves down in CSSD were capable of dealing with them quite effectively) but it was the only case we ever had and that came from an external source.

      Of course, being military our budget was a little higher than the average hospital :)

    9. Re:Not the problem, folks. by bgbarcus · · Score: 1

      Isn't that the same thinking that brought kudzu to the southern United States?

    10. Re:Not the problem, folks. by Rixel · · Score: 1

      "And if you're one of those folks who always insists on some antibiotics to "knock out this cold," then you're contributing to this problem."

      Kudos. Unfortunately, I have heard of physicians acquieceing to this. Next thing you know, they will be giving out free samples of payol......I mean medicine.

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  153. ...with no ability to touch type. by Digital_Quartz · · Score: 1

    Since you can't feel the keys, you have to be looking at the keyboard to use it. The last time I had to type on such a keyboard, with no "tactile feedback", was on an old Timex Sinclair 1000.

    It was neither a fun nor pleasant experience.

    1. Re:...with no ability to touch type. by fLameDogg · · Score: 0

      That brings back memories. A couple of friends of mine had [Timex] Sinclairs. My first computer was an Atari 400. It also had a (much larger) membrane "keyboard", jazzed up by little ridges which ringed each keyspot. But it was still murder trying to type. In fact, you really couldn't; you just mashed away. It truly sucked, especially since writing, and getting my touch-typing together, were among my goals at the time. Once I scored an Atari 800, with something resembling a real keyboard, I was much happier--although AFAICR the choice of word processing programs still sucked.

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  154. Regular computers don't belong in sterile by MerlinTheWizard · · Score: 1

    environments anyway, in my opinion. The problem is not just their keyboards either! Gee... Now I don't see a problem with them in hospital offices, those don't have to be sterile. As long as there is proper hygiene where needed... what's the big deal?

  155. I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    welcome our new super bacteria overlords!

  156. Alternatives to diseased keyboards. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am currently using (both at work and home) keyboards that feature "microban". This is a film/solution/something (i don't know what) that is added to the keys themselves, and the entire "underneath" layer of the keyboard that kills bacteria and helps nullify other "gunk" that shortens the life of the keyboard. Being a tech that enjoys wandering around cubicles, some users' keyboards are simply disgusting. they eat and eat and type and type. then i come to fix the computer and get aids. yay!
    no real world solution for this except gloves, and that alcohol-based lotion to squirt on your hands after every greasy user.
    oh, and
    "i for one welcome our new bacterial, sub-keyboard dwelling overlords."

  157. Furthermore. by FreeLinux · · Score: 1

    Fellowes and others solved this problem a long time ago. These types of keyboard covers can be sterilized and placed over the keyboard. This is the same method that is used in operating rooms and dentist's offices for things like the light fixture. Strangely you can't pour bleach in those either. But putting sterile plastic bags over the handles, prior to each use, seems to work quite well.

    Another possible solution, which I have far less faith in, is these Microban keyboards that Fellowes also sells. These are made with an anti-microbial coating that supposedly kills on contact. I really can't see it lasting and I am reasonably confident it is little more than a marketing ploy.

    One thing is for sure. From the microbial aspect, keyboards in hospitals should be the least of your concerns. <shudder>Ever looked in the corner of an operating room? </shudder>

  158. Gloves? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't hospitals have a large supply of cheap latex gloves? It seems like disposable gloves would be cheaper than disposable keyboards.

  159. Touchtyping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Puts the evils of touchtyping in a whole new light. Why don't they use the waterproof keyboards designed for use in the food services industry?

  160. Gloves by WgT2 · · Score: 1

    Would it be too difficult to ask/require the hospitol workers to use gloves while typing or would that be too novel?

    From the looks of this keyboard in front of me, I might want to follow my own advice.

    Another solution could be to run the (pre-membrane) keyboards through the dishwasher (and perhaps wait a week before they completely dry). If they don't have too much electronics in them, like USB ports and whatnot, they'll do fine once they (finally) dry out. Not that that would be practical for many institutions.

    Heck, I'd do the same to this one, except I'm afraid of what I might bring home with me.

  161. They don't kill prions by vivin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    dont care how "super" the pathogen is, an autoclave will kill it.

    I know I'm being pedantic, but autoclaves don't kill everything... they don't "kill" prions. Then again, prions aren't actually bugs. However, I don't think prions hide out in your keyboard... unless you've been eating people's brains raw and the didn't wash your hands before using your keyboard.

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    1. Re:They don't kill prions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      really?

      I dont think you know what an autoclave is.

      I qoute.... "However, in 2003 scientists discovered a single-cell organism, Strain 121, that survives autoclave temperatures. Prions also may not be destroyed by autoclaving." so you have it very backwards. and lumpy is wrong on one aspect, there IS something that will survive autoclave process.

      BTW, a regular keyboard will melt into goo in an autoclave, only industrial plastics (I am assuming that is what he had, cherry is a big industrial scientific keyboard maker) can survive in there.

    2. Re:They don't kill prions by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      yup, no prion killage.

      and I think there was one very rare strain that can survive an autoclave process, although it did not survive very well... I think it was a percentage of chance of survival and not a 100% kill as with other pathogens.

      If I have prions all over my desk and keyboard, I have lots of other things to worry about first...

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    3. Re:They don't kill prions by martinX · · Score: 1

      Being a hyperthermophile, I really don't think that strain121 will be seen in hospital outbreaks any time soon. Except maybe in the boiler room.

      And, no, heat tolerance of this nature is not something that can be "passed on" to another microbe that is virulent to humans.

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    4. Re:They don't kill prions by EngMedic · · Score: 1

      autoclaves don't do much against heat-shock bacteria, either. Anything that can live next to a fucking volcano (and by next to, i mean 6 inches away from), deserves special treatment. Clearly, this means direct flame.

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  162. Membrane Keyboards by quokkapox · · Score: 1

    Just get an Atari 400. They have membrane keyboards that you can clean off with Clorox wipes. They're immune to all the latest Internet viruses/worms too!

    Alright, I have to get back to playing Star Raiders...

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  163. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's insane! just pop off the keys and rinse the damn things in some soapy water. take a pic beforehand if you're not keen enough to put the frigging keys back on where they came from. dishwasher? screws? sweet jesus.

  164. Re:My immune system getting stronger and stronger. by helioquake · · Score: 1

    Rigtht on. Good stuff you two replied in. /the original post was meant to be 5+ funny...

  165. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by ChuckSchwab · · Score: 1

    Don't you mean the a, s, d, f keys? Most guys jerk off with their left hand.

  166. no biggy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why don't they just put on a new pair of gloves?

    I'd rather get surgery [not to mention research information...] from someone with more common sense.

  167. How do I log on to the computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't view the digital pictures on my computer unless I can log in. And I can't log in because my keyboard is disassembled.

    HELP!

  168. Fellowes Microban by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fellowes makes several products using Microban technology for this reason.

  169. Industrial Membrane Keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Step 1: USe industrial sealed membrane keyboards. They'll last forever, and are water proof. Need to disinfect? Spray with Lysol or scrubbing bubbles. There is a reason why membrane keyboards are also used on machines that produce food products. You can clean them!

    Step2: While I can't see the CPU fans, etc, not collecting anything already NOT in the environmet, if you are worried about them, go for a fanless relatively sealed system.

  170. havens? by __aazofn1209 · · Score: 1

    This is not really surprising, since last time I checked, most bugs were in fact created using keyboards.

  171. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by mattspammail · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now that's handy between rounds at the hospital.

    DOCTOR - "I just finished giving rectal exams and entering the results in the lone computer here at our station. Now I'm going to get a cup o' coffee. Want to join me?"

    CO-WORKER - "Nah, that's alright. I'm going to go ahead and remove all the keys off all of the keyboards we use, rinse them in soapy water, dry them thoroughly, and then put them back in the correct order. Shouldn't take too long or anything. I'll catch up with you later."

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  172. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

    I recommend a steam cleaner such as Euro Pro Shark. No gern can suvive being blasted with boiling hos steam. Naturally, the keyboard must be unplugged when you so this, and allowed to dry completely.

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  173. Alternative by MHobbit · · Score: 1

    Maybe they should start manufacturing keyboards that are pretty much touch-screen like, and whenever each doctor is done, simply have them press a different button, and the whole keyboard surface is automatically wiped and desterilized, on the spot.

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  174. Grade School Science Experiment by Knnniggit · · Score: 1

    When I was in elementary school we did a biology experiment involving agar jel. We would take a q-tip and rub it on an object in the classroom, then swipe it over some agar jel in a petri dish. Being the geek that I am, I chose the classroom's computer keyboard.

    After a few days we took them out of the cabinet and put them on the overhead projector. My dish was BY FAR the nastiest.

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  175. I'm not sure about this by commodoresloat · · Score: 3, Informative
    According to this page, the science is a little more confused than you portray it. Apparently bacteria go under the surface of wood and stay dormant, whereas on plastic they can't get below the surface. This means for plastic what bacteria are there are ready to attack the next item you chop, but they are also easier to clean off. Until, of course, you have scratched up the surface of your cutting board with a knife, giving them more surfaces to hide, harder to clean, etc. The studies for wood vs. plastic seem to have gone both ways. But the main lesson is, of course, keep your cutting surface clean, especially if you handle raw meat of any kind. Wash with soapy water ASAP after use, and then disinfect it with a tablespoon full of white vinegar (or use some nasty chemical if you prefer). Better also is to use different boards for "high risk" products and to buy new ones when the old ones wear out. But remember, if you don't clean it, it's not going to matter whether you use wood or plastic!

    </heloise>

    1. Re:I'm not sure about this by Bobvanvliet · · Score: 1

      I use a glass cutting board. Doesn't develop nasty grooves for the nasties to hide in and a breeze to clean.

      Only thing is it can get a bit noisy when you're chopping something...

    2. Re:I'm not sure about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucks your knives up, though.

    3. Re:I'm not sure about this by Troed · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      ... or you live outside the US and know that scary propaganda on home shopping networks isn't true.

      The bugs won't kill you. Keep using your wooden/plastic cutting board. Excessive cleaning leads to (as in "is responsible for") a number of diseases like asthma and allergies.

  176. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by LocoMan · · Score: 1

    They're just saving some board chow for a busy day... :)

  177. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by gregmac · · Score: 5, Informative

    Jokes aside, one of my friends had a bucket of water poured onto his Dell laptop last summer (the result of a badly-aimed pratical joke). We thought it was totally screwed, so wiped it down and basically took everything that was semi-user-servicable out (battery, drive bays, pc cards, memory). After it sat for a few hours and dryed up, it was able to boot and has been working normally since.

    It should be noted that it's not the water that kills devices, it's the water shorting out contacts that kills it. As long as you don't try to run it while it's on, it should survive. His was actually on when it happened, and turned off immediately, so I guess that part was just luck that it didn't fry anything.

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  178. Simple Sterile Protocol by hcob$ · · Score: 1

    Take those skins that they have for keyboards. Make them as cheap as latex gloves and slap a new one on every so often(after every use if you're really frightened).

    Anyone want to fund an up and coming medical company??? :-D

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  179. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    I was contemplating the other day that if the control systems of Vi and Emacs were crossed, you'd end up with something a lot like Nethack. Heck, half the challenge of the game is learning all the commands!

    I found it took weeks to get the Amulet of Yendor out of the dungeon in NetHack. I imagine it takes a bit less time to get it out of Emacs.

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  180. HELP! by Eternal+Annoyance · · Score: 1

    My keyboard is attacking me... OMG my keyboard got my ha...

  181. It's designed for rsi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The point isn't to look extreme, it's to minimize finger twisting.

  182. Re:My immune system getting stronger and stronger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently you're more "interesting" than "funny".

  183. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

    Yeah but try typing on the thing...

    Joking aside, I'm one of those people that can't type on anything that doesn't provide solid mechanical feedback. Laptop keyboards are bad enough, let alone rubbery keys that give no indication of being pressed properly; I just get frustrated. But then again I not that much of a typist anyway...

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  184. Plastic comes from oil by quokkapox · · Score: 1
    replace the keyboards when a new patient is brought into a room

    What a great idea, especially given today's abundant supply of cheap petroleum.

    they are constantly exposed to cleaning and sterilizing solutions and antibiotics

    When bacteria begin to resist dying when exposed to things like Triclosan, sodium hypochlorite, then we should start to worry. In the meantime, the real problem is frequent overprescription and patient misuse of antibiotics.

    We will never eradicate bacteria and viruses because, whoops, I just inhaled some while typing this. Whoops, another one just got into my bloodstream, through that tiny cut on my finger. They are our ancestors, after all, and they have demonstrated some skill at adapting and not becoming extinct. For the past 3-4 billion years, on this planet, anyway.

    Our immune systems are pretty good at preventing catastrophic infections as a result of exposure, at least to common pathogens. We (humans) need to get better fast at developing vaccines and understanding our own immune systems, in general. We need to work on ways to strengthen and optimize our own internal defenses rather than constantly trying to eliminate something as tenacious and ubiquitous as germs from our environment.

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    1. Re:Plastic comes from oil by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      replace the keyboards when a new patient is brought into a room

      What a great idea, especially given today's abundant supply of cheap petroleum.


      We're talking hospitals here, not the entire world. And we're talking saving lives.

      Even if lives come beneath resource depletion in your value system, replacing all the keyboards in all the hospitals in the world has negligible impact on the petroleum utilization compared to, say, and hour's flight of a blackbird spycraft. Or the fuel consumed in the extra trips to the hospital for the extra vicitms of the superbugs that you need if you DON'T do something about it.

      When bacteria begin to resist dying when exposed to things like Triclosan, sodium hypochlorite, then we should start to worry.

      Don't forget encysting bacteria. And viruses. And prions. And mycoplasmas. And fungal spores. And yeasts. I could go on.

      For starters, anything that would reliably denature prions would likely completely disolve the rubber and plastic parts before they were reliably sterilized - or (if it's enzymatic) the soft tissues of the users' hands if any trace remained on the keyboards and mice after cleanup. ...the real problem is frequent overprescription and patient misuse of antibiotics.

      Again we're talking hospitals here. Even if antibiotics were underprescribed in such a miserly fashion that people were dropping like flies, the best and strongest ones would STILL get used in a hospital - and the people with infections of the toughest bugs would be taken there to get things started. That's why "superbugs" - starting with "hospital staph" - have been a problem in hospitals since the deveopment of the germ theory of disease and countermeasures against it.

      Meanwhile, it does little good to try applying 20-20 hindsight to evolving superbugs. They're ALREADY HERE. The operators of hospitals now have to deal with them.

      Periodically replacing the keyboards (if laundering them proves inadequate) is a tiny price to pay.

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  185. But I have a linux Keyboard!!!! by bosewicht · · Score: 0

    Since my keyboard is for linux does that mean I'm ok? :)

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  186. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by izomiac · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The purity of the water should also be taken into account. Distilled water doesn't conduct electricity. However, I'm sure it would collect stuff from contact with the internal circuit boards and such, but perhaps not enough to conduct electricity well enough to short anything out.

  187. What about pens/paper forms by SCO+STINKS · · Score: 1

    The last time I was at the hospital I watched a nurse check a patient, take some notes with a pen and put the pen back in her pocket. I would think a keyboard would be the least of my concerns when compared to a clipboard or a pen. I hope the nurse doesn't chew on then pen like some people do!

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  188. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or you could use one of those plastic keyboard covers. If you're really cheap, clear plastic wrap would probably work.

  189. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by b1t+r0t · · Score: 2, Funny

    I prefer to clean mine at the carwash... the only problem is that it's a bit hard to find Svinto in the United States.

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  190. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

    I guess I suck at Nethack -- been playing (on and off) for years, and have never ascended..

  191. make keyboards from antibacterial plastic by Eric+Smith · · Score: 2, Informative
    Why doesn't someone make keyboards from antibacterial plastic? They're already using it for a lot of other things in hospitals, and it's even being used for children's toys now. When it was first introduced, the claim was made that bacteria would not develop resistance to it, though I'm a bit skeptical as historically it has seemed that bacteria can adapt to almost any conditions.

    Anyhow, if they sold keyboards made of that, I suspect that a lot of people would want them, not just hospitals.

    1. Re:make keyboards from antibacterial plastic by Eric+Smith · · Score: 1

      The antibacterial plastic is called Microban. When I was in a computer store yesterday, I saw an optical mouse made of Microban! I haven't yet seen such a keyboard, though.

  192. Better yet. by Phil+Urich · · Score: 1

    And sometimes that key with the funny looking square flag that has a cross in the middle. It's right next to the Alt button.

    Keyboards which don't have that button seem to have far fewer problems with viral infections. You can buy computers with these obviously superior keyboards at www.apple.com


    Better yet, you can get keyboards without that key by hunting around anywhere that has older electronics; the dumpster out back of an office, for example. And, as I've found out, these old keyboards, with a blank space where that unfathomable flag-windows thingy normally is and often a label with the letters "I", "B" and "M" on it . . . well, from my trials they seem to smash those fruity ones with that fruit-key to pieces! Now that is an obviously superior keyboard, they seem to win the deathmatch every time.

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  193. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by bcmm · · Score: 1

    And netris and robotfindskitten...

    I am ashamed to have missed that reference, and more so to have corrected it.

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  194. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by apa666 · · Score: 1

    Great for the hypocondriacs among us, or just people who like to spill things and generally do disgusting things by their computers. If Howard Hughes had a computer, he definitely would have had a rubber keyboard.

  195. HPV by emil · · Score: 1

    Some forms of Human Papilloma Virus are classed as STDs (and some are highly carcinogenic). Perhaps somebody at the office was doing something interesting in the course of obtaining them?

    In any case, encourage all the women around you to stay current on their PAP smears - HPV is especially risky for them.

    1. Re:HPV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The strains that typically infect genitals are usually different than the strains that infect hands and feet.

    2. Re:HPV by alc6379 · · Score: 1
      In any case, encourage all the women around you to stay current on their PAP smears

      This is probably good advice, but I'd take this suggestion to a supervisor, or something. I know I'd get in some deep doo-doo if I walked around asking women about their PAP smears...

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  196. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A, O, E, U and H, T, N, S.

    QWERTY is not the only keyboard layout.

  197. Disgusting story for you: by slappyjack · · Score: 3, Funny

    Both VRE and MRSA survived on a keyboard 24 hours after contamination, according to the study.

    VRE can cause urinary tract infections and infections at the entry sites of intravenous or dialysis lines.


    in other words:DO NOT PULL IT AT INTERNET PORN ON A HOSPITAL COMPUTER

    Related tale:
    I had my first sysadmin gig working for a web company tending the servers running for live, online cam girls. Yes, the little sweeties that lay there on a bed and do a little self touching and you can talk with them in a chat room.

    They had a few with audio, but this was 1998, and the shit was buggy - if not buggy, lets say jittery.

    Anyway, you'd have to run in and fix a flamingly crashing Windows server or two that was on a rack in the room with the girl (of course, you just had to reboot the goddamn thing) and, in the interest of haste, use the keyboard she was just typing on after she had her fingers in her crotch.

    We just kept TITANICALLY LARGE vats of tat disenfectant hand gel at every station, followed by a thorough hand scrubbing.

    Man, that was a good gig. I mean, really.

    UNRELEATED:I found a really cool pub in London where I can get wireless access. Unfortunately they insist on playing a lot of Alannis Morissette. LIVE Alannis Morissette.

    the shit I do to stay connected. fuckin' BT.

    Holy Shit, the music just changed to AC/DCs
    Shoot to Thrill maybe this place ain't so bad after all.

  198. Re:What I do with my keyboard...Beer by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

    We used to do this with keyboards that had beer spilled in them. It was a PIA but worked every time.

  199. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by phyruxus · · Score: 1

    yeah, I wouldn't want to type anything long on it, but it's good enough for quakeII, and (afaik) most hospital users are in the hunt and peck category. I hear ya on the mechanical feedback though. Speaking of which, has anyone seen the new Dell keybs that are pretty much all keys? The keyboard pretty much ends where the keys end, it's nice and small, it looks cool (for a keyb) and the keys have the perfect mix of soft resiliency. I don't know what they come with but the one I use is hooked up to a Dell Optiplex GX280.

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  200. Keyboards are havens for super bugs?? by RetepMc · · Score: 1

    I thought the Windows boxes that the keyboards get plugged into are the havens for super bugs.

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  201. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by william.gunn · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't think there's much that can survive being blasted by steam from a boiling ho.

  202. Of course by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2, Funny

    Keyboards are Havens for Super Bugs
    Of course. I guarantee that every bug I've ever written came into being because of my keyboard. Take away my keyboard and I'd stop producing bugs.

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  203. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Mercano · · Score: 1

    But I thought we were the ape-like decendants of telephone sanitizers. Shouldn't cleaning the keyboard be instinctual?

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  204. My Take On Keyboards and Bugs by $criptah · · Score: 1

    The fact that keyboards and mice harbor bacteria is not new. My freshman year we performed an experiment on bacteria cultivation: common areas/things were swiped and the results of the swipes were grown in petri dishes. As a result, we found out that mice and keyboards had more bacteria that toilet lids. Why? Because toilets were cleaned on a daily basis as opposed to common articles, such as keyboards, pens, pencils, etc. This brings me to a totally different point: why are keyboards are so fucking hard to clean?

    I have yet to find a perfect keyboard that costs less than $300 and has two things: good ergonomics for my wrists and is easy to clean on a daily basis. So far, I found only one item that satisfied this, TouchStreamLP. This keyboard is sold out almost everywhere despite its hefty price tag of more than $300. It does not have conventional keys (hence touch), so it is easy to clean it. It also happens to be ergonomic and supports multiple schemes for emacs users :)

  205. Re:My immune system getting stronger and stronger. by eth1 · · Score: 1

    Exactly.

    When I started working two days a week at an elementary/middle school, (if you think hospital computers are bad, try computer lab computers after a school-full of grade-schoolers has been sneezing on them all day) I would get sick maybe once every 3-4 months, despite any amount of hand-washing, etc. After about a year of that, it tapered off, and damn near nothing will get me sick anymore. About the only thing that will is catching something from my housemate - and the bug that keeps him home for a week will just put me a bit under the weather for half a day.

    So be sure to take your vitamins.. and your germs. :)

  206. Disinfectant plastic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Plastic that contains a disinfectant has been around for a bit and
    keyboards and mice with this has already been suggested. This seems like a primary market for this... wonder if the study and the products are related, hmmmm?

  207. Re:My immune system getting stronger and stronger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One could also argue that the difference is not so much due to exposure to potential allergens as it is due to the lack of exposure to as many industrial byproducts. Think of all the smog, ozone, etc people are exposed to every day in the average city. There's been studies that show those are also causitive factors in asthma in children.

  208. MRSA by HalliS · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Had to look that one up.

    From :

    Acronym Definition
    MRSA - Methicillin-Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus
    MRSA - Market Research Society of Australia
    MRSA - Materiel Readiness Support Activity (US Army)
    MRSA - Midland Railway Signalman's Association
    MRSA - Seaman Apprentice, Machinery Repairman Striker (Naval Rating)


    I guess you were talking about the first one.

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    1. Re:MRSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *nods*

      I used to work for EMS (delivering patients to people like The Tyro) and we dealt with a lot of MRSA patients.

      Scary stuff, that. It's a Might Pain In The Posterior to clean the ambulances (which have a remarkably number of hard-to-reach areas) after transporting such patients.

      One of the most troublesome thing was that although the ambulance had disposable "sheets" for the gurney that were in contact with the patient, we had a red wool blanket that we laid on top of the sheets for style points. Corporate mandated thing. It was sterilized at the end of the day or when necessary (i.e. if someone vomited on it or whatever). Otherwise, we just used the same blanket until the end of the day. Not Good(tm).

      Name of the company will be withheld to protect the guilty.

  209. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by katsiris · · Score: 1

    Why is it only the keys under your right hand are dirty? :)

  210. Cootie Magnet by lee+n.+field · · Score: 1
    I like the original M$ ergo keyboard, but every single one I've ever seen was a cootie magnet. Grime on the keycaps, and you don't even want to think about what's accumulating underneath.

    They need to make these things autoclavable.

  211. Keyboards by http101 · · Score: 1

    So were the thrown-out keyboards at least "destroyed" via bio-hazard methods? Afterall, they were technically releasing a known, futile, and medication-resistant strain of bacteria into the wild.

    Another thought that passed through my mind is, when you buy a keyboard off eBay, how many of you have actually removed the keys, thrown them in the dishwasher, and scrubbed the rest of the board with disinfectant? I bought a Model M keyboard one year from a guy outside the US and it came packed in an old moving box and wrapped with newspaper ads from a local fried chicken joint. Yummy.

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  212. Alcohol by Bulldozer2003 · · Score: 1

    I have a spray bottle of alcohol that I spray down anything I want sterilized. No chemicals for them to resist, just alcohol. How hard is that? Unless you're like trying to kill cryptosporidium? Or what about a mix of bleach and alcohol (not sure of the chemical reactions that might happen then) so the water fromt he blech is evaporated quickly...

  213. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

    I've got one of those, they're really nice - once you get the hang of typing on it. It's awesome for LAN parties though - it's the easiest thing in the world to transport (roll it up and throw it in the bag/stick in your pocket), and you can impress everone by draping it over your monitor.

  214. So why not use mil style keyboards by Arimus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most military systems have keyboards that can be decontaminated (ie rubber keys and environmentally sealed) - okay they're not the greatest to type on for hours at a time but they do the job...

    Why not use those style keyboards so they can be cleaned easily?

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  215. Solutions exists. by miffo.swe · · Score: 1

    All they have to do is to look to the industry or your local McDonalds for proper keyboards. They use flat keyboards that are easy to clean and doesnt have orifices where things can accumulate. I think this isnt as much a problem as it is an excellent example of "didnt think about that!".

    Keyboards are not worse than door handles, handle bars or any other surface that many different people touch everyday.

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  216. Only way to sterilize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Use Vaporized Hydrogen Peroxide under non-condensing conditions to sterilize most electronic equipment without damage even after numerous exposures. Even zaps Anthrax.

  217. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    I guess I suck at Nethack -- been playing (on and off) for years, and have never ascended..

    IIRC (it's been years) I summoned a demon which ate the wizard then I turned it to stone.

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  218. Simple solution for a complex problem by utahman44 · · Score: 1

    I you need to use a keyboard that is in an area in which hazardous stuff is in use, i.e. chemicals, tissue, germs, or if you are just worried about germs, wear disposable latex gloves. http://www.walgreens.com/search/search_results.jht ml?term=latex+gloves&section=A Cheep, easy and safe. If the keyboard is dirty, chuck it and buy a new one. Just an observation from someone who worked in a place that if you used the wrong keyboard without gloves, you risked getting cancer or worse.

  219. A product for them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a look at these:

    http://www.fingerworks.com/

    These keyboards can be sterilized very well since they got no moving parts and are just solid plates. Voila. Problem solved. (I got one of them babies myself, they are sweeeet)

  220. The way to STERILIZE something with crevices. by william.gunn · · Score: 1

    I work in a research lab. However, unlike the idiots who autoclave or spray ethanol on their keyboards, I actually know how to completely sterilize one. It's not unlike the way they handled the anthrax scare. Remember all that plastic sheeting over the buldings? It's actually exactly the way they sterilize a laminar flow biological hood, used in work with potentially infectious materials. You put the keyboard in an airtight container significantly larger than the keyboard. Then, you ignite some formaldehyde in the container. After a while or overnight, you vent the formaldehyde into the fume hood, and run clean air through the container to purge it. Hospitals could even have this set up in conveyor belt fashion. The cost of scrubbing exhaust would go up dramatically, but that's the way to do it. Now that I think of it, perhaps using a radiation source would be more efficient. Of course, proper handwashing would be the easiest way to reach the same results, but that's treating the symptoms, not the underlying cause, right?

  221. Re:Wait, in a hospital... where there are DOCTORS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work in a hospital as a desktop support tech. Trust me, there are computers all over the hospital. It isn't just "administration" people who use the computers. Doctors, nurses, interns, surgery room techs, and many more all type away at one of the hundreds of PCs in this hospital. I doubt they wash their hands immediately after typing, either.

  222. Allergies and the Immune System by s-orbital · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You are correct about pathogens and immunity, however allergies are quite different than pathogens. The immune system fights pathogens, however the immune system is what causes allergies. They are an overreaction to foreign sustances entering the body.

    Growing up around allergens often causes allergies. The body, having been genetically predisposed to certain allergies will cause the immune system to attack allergens that it comes into contact with.

    Allergies are caused by the immune system, rather than prevented by it. Thus, it is better for children not to be exposed to possible allergens until later in childhood.

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    1. Re:Allergies and the Immune System by srleffler · · Score: 1
      What the grandparent described is actually a current (or recent, at least) hypothesis on allergies. Researchers have noted that the number of people with allergies has been increasing for quite some time. One of the proposed explanations for this is essentially that the oversensitivity of the immune system that causes allergies arises when the immune system is not challenged enough in childhood. So, you're right that once someone has an oversensitive immune system, exposure to allergens increases the sensitivity, but it may also be true that exposure to larger amounts of allergens before one develops an oversensitive immune system may prevent that oversensitivity from occurring.

      A related hypothesis had to do with number of childhood infections: it was suggested that children who had fewer infections in their early years were more likely to develop allergies. Same idea behind this: an under-challenged immune system develops oversensitivity.

      I'm not sure what the current status of either of these hypotheses is. I think there was some evidence that favored these ideas, but I'm not sure if further research has supported it.

    2. Re:Allergies and the Immune System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, a recent study has shown that exposure to dirt and fecal materials can lead less allergies in the long run. The immune system takes on a weakened form of Hepatitis A that, after antibodies have been formed, had proved useful in alleviating allergic reactions.

      This study stemmed from the simple observation that farmers rarely have allergies while urban dwellers do. There may be a correllation between urbanized excessive cleanliness and the amount of allergies one suffers.

      Some projects have developed from this research which are leading scientists towards antibody supplements which may alleviate long-term, if not completely eliminate, allergies.

  223. Long term solution by reboot246 · · Score: 1

    Eventually the solution will be voice recognition software that really works. It's not perfect yet, but it is getting better. I don't know how long it will take to perfect, but it will be perfected one day.

    For the time being, they should just replace the keyboards on a regular schedule. Lord knows they charge enough that they could buy any keyboards they wanted.

  224. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by sirwnstn · · Score: 2, Informative

    The A+ Cerification exam textbooks actually suggest that you can put your keyboard in the dish washer. I was skeptical at first, but I tried it and it works. Just had to wait for the keyboard to dry thoroughly. (I had to assume that they meant the modern kinds of keyboards with membranes rather than the very old kinds with capacitors in them.)

  225. Re:Plastic has this problem...but not silver by shapano · · Score: 1

    Use a silver-plated keyboard. Natural antiseptic/antibiotic.

    Cheers!

  226. you ever use an airduster on your keyboard? by krunk4ever · · Score: 1

    i do this when i'm bored, but you should see all the gunk that comes out when i use the airduster and blow into the crevices on my keyboard. dust, food crumbs, hair, etc all get blown out.

    then when i'm feeling bored, i'll pop out every key, soak it in rubbing alcohol and clean all the grease and stains off it. sometimes i dont think it's worth it since i can get a pretty decent new keyboard for only $5 to $10.

  227. Odd, isn't it?! by macaulay805 · · Score: 1

    Techguy666 writes .....

    Anyone else find that a bit odd given the topic of the story?

  228. Don't begin to bald and eat in front of an MS k/b! by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

    http://www.shackifieds.com/abrasion/pics/keyboard/ IMG_4105.jpg

    Microsoft Internet keyboard pro (amazing how MS makes such GOOD hardware, shame about the software)

    Course they discontinued that model and only have those ones with THEIR new k/b format on them - mother !@$!@ers.

  229. Real men by The+FooMiester · · Score: 1

    Real men don't need markings on their keboards. They paint their keyboards some neutral color so the quiche eaters stay away from their machines.

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  230. Illogical button pressing by SimonShine · · Score: 1

    That would be the h, t, n and s buttons, you insensitive clod! (dvorak)

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  231. Simple solution by MikeXpop · · Score: 1
    I hate breathing in years worth of people.
    Just tell your company to stop ordering from the Soylent Keyboards Company.
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  232. WTF? Use a keyboard cover by SamMichaels · · Score: 2, Informative

    Did we suddenly stop manufacturing those soft, clear rubber keyboard covers?

    "The difficulty with keyboards is you can't pour bleach on them," Dr. Allison McGeer, an infection control specialist from Toronto's Mount Sinai Hospital, tells The Canadian Press. "They don't work so well when you do that.''

    The difficulty with corporate thinking is that you need to invent a Star Trek touch panel for $988.45 per keyboard instead of buying a $0.50 cover and just changing them daily or weekly. Bleach works fine on it.

  233. Re:My immune system getting stronger and stronger. by srleffler · · Score: 2, Informative
    I agree with you about the causes of the current upswing in antibiotic-resistant bacteria. It is pretty clear that a lot of it comes from the misuse of antibiotics to 'treat' colds.

    A lot of the problems with salmonella come from a different source, though. Modern industrial food-handling processes provide a much better environment for spreading bacteria than traditional methods. Your grandparents cut up a raw chicken that they either killed themselves, or bought from somone who had killed it somewhere nearby, not long before. Modern chickens are killed en masse in an assembly line that processes many per day. Despite efforts to control it, bacteria grow in that environment and contaminate the meat.

    Similarly, it was pretty common at one time for people to eat raw eggs. One has to be much more careful about that now, since eggs are more likely to contain salmonella due to the way they are handled. The mass production that brings us cheap food does have its drawbacks.

  234. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Anonym1ty · · Score: 1
    And sometimes that key with the funny looking square flag that has a cross in the middle

    You mean the one where on dark colored keys it looks like a B&W English flag, but on light colored keys looks like a B&W Danish flag?

  235. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by RipTides9x · · Score: 2, Informative

    He was very lucky with that.

    There are a few small transistors, some found on video cards, that are very susceptable to being burnt out from exposure to regular tap-water with the computer off. Some components can also still have a small electrical charge stored in them for awhile after a computer is shut off as well.

    If you are going to wash computer components down, and yes, all computer components are washed before they leave the factory, it's best to do it with de-ionized purified water.

  236. Re:MOD PARENT UP!! by RipTides9x · · Score: 1

    I've see these also used in Auto-shops and Machine/Tooling Shops for years. They need durable keyboards on alot of the now computerized equipment and can't have the keyboards getting disgustingly grimey.

  237. Pregnant by Keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know about germs, but our program librarian got pregnant from handling our BOFH's keyboard. A movie title, "Desperate Seed", comes to mind.

  238. Great for stores/customer-accessible areas by lilmouse · · Score: 1

    We have on in our food coop; it's used for looking up prices/stock/etc. by members, and it really is great! I can't imagine trying to have a normal keyboard in a place with thousands of people going past it every day...

    --LWM

  239. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by rgmoore · · Score: 1

    They're actually very handy in a lab environment. At my work there's a computer that's for taking pictures of gels that have been stained with Ethidium Bromide, a very nasty mutagen. (Ethidium Bromide binds to DNA, which makes it both useful and dangerous.) We got one of those washable keyboards so that we could clean it after people contaminated it. I wouldn't be surprised if they're also used in environments were radioactive contamination is a worry.

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  240. ultraviolet light works fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kill most of the cooties in less than a minute.

  241. Re:My immune system getting stronger and stronger. by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Infant mortality and life expectancy were both much worse back then. People did in fact die more. And what's more, disease was poorly understood, so a lot of what killed people back then, they didn't even know what it was.

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  242. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by RaZ0r · · Score: 3, Informative
    It should be noted that it's not the water that kills devices, it's the water shorting out contacts that kills it.

    This is not so true. I am a laptop repair technician and have had to service numerous spilled-on laptops.

    Normally what seems to leave a laptop in a non-functioning state is the corrision of surface-mount components on the system board.

    Also, water can not short out electrical devices. IIRC pure water itself does not conduct electricity. It is the impurities in the water that cause it to.

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  243. AntiMicrobial Plastics by Wustoff · · Score: 1

    Hey, there are Anti-Microbial Plastics designed just for this type of thing. www.microban.com Check out the various products that use this tech. Most specifically Fellows uses this plastic in several of their Keyboards, Mice and Mouse Pads. www.fellows.com An another note, I got tired of all the guys in my IT Team catching every bug going around this summer. The best Advice I had was, in addtion to having the team wash their hands as often as possible, provide them with Purell Instant Hand Sanitizer. Went out and got about 20 sample bottles and handed them out. Result: illnesses have dropped off. Really a cheap solution and doesn't dry your hands. I think using both the Hand Sanitizer and the Anti Microbial plastics is the best bet all around. Cheers, Wustoff

  244. Microban products "should" to work by failedlogic · · Score: 2, Informative

    This product might provide a solution.....

    Fellowes Microban (Just click on "Accessories with Microban Protection" in Yellow towards the top left of the site).

    Apparently products which have been treated with a chemical called "Microban" actually resists viruses and bacteria from contaminating the surfaces. Its been applied to keyboards, mice and mouse pads. Its not a surface treatment, rather, its been embedded into all the plastic so its doesn't wear or scratch off. The rep has said they're very popular in hospitals .

    I would personally like to see Consumers Reports (or an independent scientific lab) actually try and report on the product. Until then, I'm still skeptical of how well it works.

    (And I would really emphasize that I'm skeptical. The tests mentionned by Fellowes on their site were bought and paid for by Fellowes.)

  245. I know what I want for my birthday... by karlandtanya · · Score: 1
    After I saw my wife remove all the keys and clean out the disgusting gunge under them with a qtip (well, lots of them), we bought one of these:


    Unplug it & wash it in the sink!


    After reading the article, I was prompted to hunt up a link, and found this...


    It glows!

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  246. No more licking.. by SmartSsa · · Score: 1

    I guess I'll have to quit licking my keyboard whenever I spill coffee on it.

    I always thought that was an effective way to clean it up.

    But, now I'm gonna die. Oh, woe is me.

  247. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by rbarreira · · Score: 1

    And your nickname is "Lemmy Caution"? :D

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  248. But, I think you'll find that... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    ...most of them aren't touch-typing with the keyboards in the first place. They're logging patient monitoring data (like Blood Pressure, Temp, etc...) and when they're administering meds... These keyboards would probably work just fine for that purpose- and they can be chemically sterilized, etc. They're largely perfect for the application in question.

    In fact, I've been wondering why they haven't used them in this sort of thing before. They're not all that expensive and I'd have been speccing the things if I were the IT staffer planning the buildout of the system. Probably some damn bean counter saying that the machines already have a keyboard and why would they need this extra $20-40 purchase per machine....

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  249. Re:My immune system getting stronger and stronger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    The same could be said of bacteria and such. We're now beginning to realize that treating every infection or virus (say a cold) with antibiotics will in fact, over time, make the bug more resistant to the drugs.

    I was with you until this paragraph. You've got this totally confused and oversimplified:

    • Antibiotic resistence increases when you wipe out some but not all of a bacteria. It's natural selection at work. In general, the best thing to do is to finish your course of antibiotics. Wipe out whatever was there. A lot of people stop taking them when they feel better, and that's totally wrong. There may be a few leftover bacteria in their system, which may be more resistant. They aren't doing themselves or society any favors by taking their medicine improperly.
    • Viruses will never get more resistent to antibiotics. Antibiotics simply do not work against viruses. You can tell from the very name that they're meant to destroy bacteria. That's it.
    • The risk of prescribing antibiotics for a virus (aside from wasting a lot of money on an expensive pill that won't help) is that some other bacteria in your system will develop resistence. I think it's relatively minor, but still doctors should not prescribe antibiotics for colds. Some doctors will prescribe antibiotics for whatever out of laziness (haven't properly diagnosed the illness) or to satisfy people who psychologically need a pill to take. That it leads to increased drug resistance is just one reason that it's a terrible attitude to have.
  250. Re:WTF? Use a keyboard cover by MImeKillEr · · Score: 2, Informative

    I was going to post the same, but did the rational thing and stopped to look to see if someone beat me to it. You did. You just didn't link to any. So here:

    http://www.infogrip.com/product_view.asp?RecordNum ber=82&sbcolor=%23FF9966&option=&subcategory=&CatT xt=&optiontxt=Keyboard

    And the google search :

    http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie =UTF-8&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2005-08,GGLD:en&q=keyboard+sk in

    In the work place, these things should be mandatory. And mice should be issued new when you start, especially given the fact that a basic two-button PS/2-style mouse can be had for as little as $10 ea (less when purchased in bulk for sure). That, or let people do like I did and go out and purchase their own Trackball Opticals and bring 'em in.

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  251. Re:My immune system getting stronger and stronger. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One has to be much more careful about that now, since eggs are more likely to contain salmonella due to the way they are handled.

    Actually, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it the *shell* that contains the Salmonella?

  252. windows keys by darkvizier · · Score: 1

    I popped my Windows keys off years ago after getting sick of dying in full screen games. Now I can see the grime building up down there, through the empty pits. Dishwasher sounds like a good idea, but for now... Oh well... still vastly improved my online life expectancy. :)

  253. Lettem at me ! by TractorBarry · · Score: 1

    Super bugs ? Bring 'em on...

    If my immune system can't cope with them I deserve to make way for a superior mutation.

    But in all seriousness the universe will get along just fine without me. "Super bugs" are just Natures way of giving our low level cellular systems a good work out.

    And here's you lot thinking humans mattered :)

    You can say we matter when we've been around for a few billion years (like the insects :)

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  254. Speech recognition by tepples · · Score: 1

    Dictation software is much more accurate than it used to be.

  255. if you're paying by the hour... by alizard · · Score: 1
    it would be cheaper to throw the keyboard away than to take it apart for sterilizing and reassemble it afterwards. The keyboard I am using is the cheapest AT keyboard that Fry's sold a few months ago... cost about $8. How many hours does what you recommend take? What is your own time worth?

    The right answer to getting a safe keyboard is keyboard condoms and spraying with disinfectant... replace the condoms when they get discolored or start cracking.

    These things have been out for years and years and years and in a workplace where a keyboard is public or used by more than one worker, there's really no excuse for not using them.

    1. Re:if you're paying by the hour... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

      Cleaning takes me about 30 mins tops. Putting it back together takes me about 5 mins. That's hardly eternity, is it?

      Even if my keyboard didn't cost me any more than $8 - which it did, because I don't see the point on skimping on something that I have constant interaction with - I'd still do it, because I prefer to reuse something that's still useful rather than throw it away.

      Similarly, I prefer to take the (little) time necessary for me to recycle plastics, cardboard, paper, glass and tin rather than throw them all in the same bag as rubbish that can't be recycled.

      It's called saving the environment, in case you were wondering.

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    2. Re:if you're paying by the hour... by alizard · · Score: 1
      That's a perfectly reasonable motivation in a personal workstation environment. Though I think that time and effort is now better invested in pushing for replacement of fossil fuel energy with renewable/alternative technology.

      With respect to the $8 keyboard... actually, it's a very nice keyboard, I haven't used anything this rugged, durable, and with a keyboard feel this nice since the legendary old metal and plastic keyboards of the IBM AT days.

      However, I was thinking of business environments where that 30 minutes means $20 or $30 of somebody's fully burdened hourly rate... which explains the title I was using.

  256. How about this keyboard by Zapdos · · Score: 1

    Projection Keyboard The keyboard is made of light projected on any flat hard surface. This would be as bug proof as it can get.

  257. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Hrodvitnir · · Score: 1

    It's the a, s, d, and f keys I worry about. They're my home row, since I'm a righty.

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  258. Another note: Capacitors by koko775 · · Score: 1

    Capacitors keep their charge, so you might want to be careful with anything that has them -- they could short out. If anyone has tips to safely wash electronics, let's hear them.

    1. Re:Another note: Capacitors by X0563511 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      OK, so the electiricty takes the path of least resistance straight between the cap leads... and discharges the capacitor. So what exactly would that hurt besides the water between the leads?

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  259. Why hasn't anybody said... by rivercityrandom · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, computer gives virus to *you!*

  260. We did this in school... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We harvested bacteria (for 3 days..pfft) in school. One kid took some off the keyboard.

    It was NASTY.

  261. Don't eat it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate breathing in years worth of people

    Keyboards is PEOPLE!!!

  262. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Tribbin · · Score: 1
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  263. I, for one, welcome our new by noidentity · · Score: 1

    super-germ keylords.

  264. give it... by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

    give it some "rubbers" and clean the rubbers once a day or something.
    Or have a UV lamp sterlize the keyboard every hour....

  265. flexible plastic keyboards by tota · · Score: 1
    if you can cope with them,
    they're OK for the occasional typing, seriously, I got one and was pleasantly surprised by how well you can feel the keys click when pressed.


    I wouldn't use it as my main keyboard, but I guess it depends how much they use it and how important it is to have it germ free...

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  266. Intel's super crudy keyboards by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    I worked for a little while in the Intel PC factory (Hillsboro, OR) in the 1990's. The keyboards were totally dirty; nearly brown with finger grease stain.

    Everyone working at the facility was a perma-temp (a person hired through a temp agency with no benefits, no health care, no vacation, ect... doing the same job as a real Intel employee for years) and we were all scared of getting fired for any imagined chickenshit offense. No one would clean the keyboards for years.

    Since then the state of the keyboard grime level is one 'secret' way that I use to evaluate a company. If the 'employees' are so intimated by the possibility of arbitary firing that no one will clean the keyboards or the company won't allocate a 59 cent bottle of rubbing alchool for this purpose, then you probably don't want to work there for too long.

    By the way, if you work in a production facility, don't forget to wipe the equipment with rubbing alchool before use. For example, microscope eyepieces, telephone headsets (both mouthpiece and ear piece area), and keyboards. If your a temp (and in the USA most production workers are not hired by the companies that they work for) then you have no health insurance, and you will need to take extra precautions to avoid getting sick.
    Best of luck, and welcome to the third world.

  267. Don't clean it: dispose of it! by thebiss · · Score: 1

    You're halfway there: half the stuff that actually comes in contact with a patients is one-time use, then discarded for incineration as medical waste. Instead of taking the time to clean the covers, have them incinerated with the rest of the medical waste.

    Replacing them with every shift, though not perfect, is better than the current setup.

    Think that's too costly? A cover with an 8-hour life could just be made from thin latex / neoprene / Nitrile / polyurathane film. Convince a vendor your ward will use 1000/year, and they might start making them.

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  268. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Cmdr+TECO · · Score: 1
    Those membranes are capacitors. (Membrane keyboards are terrible because they have no post-contact travel. Yes, I'm sure membrane keyboards could be designed with post-contact travel. No one cares. People buy shit.)

    Electronics are generally washable.

    The strangest keyboard I have uses transformers. Pressing a key moves ferrite into the core. (I'm not making this up.)

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  269. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Misread as At my work there's a computer that's for taking pictures of gals that have been stained with Ethidium Bromide, a very nasty mutagen. That's one weird pr0n site.

  270. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Dan+Farina · · Score: 1

    I have something square, but it's on its side...a diamond, I think. And not in the middle, but to the right....

    Silly kids.

  271. One more reason to use the Atari Mind Link by MatthewNewberg · · Score: 1

    One more reason to use the Atari Mind Link

  272. $2 solution by dthx1138 · · Score: 1

    cover them in saran wrap. problem solved.

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  273. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

    Well I spilled lemonade in my laptop keyboard. Maybe water isn't so bad but if you spill juice, replace the keyboard. I can tell you from experience, it doesn't dry in any humane amount of time.

  274. sterilizing keyboards by cahiha · · Score: 1

    The way to get a sterile keyboard is to use a flat membrane keyboard encased in silicone: they are easy to wipe down. In some cases, you can remove the silicone and sterilize it separately. In a pinch, you can put a wireless keyboard (flat membrane or regular) in a plastic bag.

    Another choice is keyboards like these. You can disinfect those with alcohol, although they still have lots of places for bugs to hide. But they may be a reasonable compromise in some environments.

  275. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >>>As long as you don't try to run it while it's on, it should survive.

    For grammar like that I should kill you while you're dead. You shouldn't survive.

  276. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by stormlead · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A bucket? That guy was real lucky. Im a Dell Cert. Tech. at an East Coast Uni., and we get alot of work that is basically swapping every component of a laptop down because someone spilled water/beer/vodka/puke all over their laptop and fried it (whether it was on or off). And yup, the expensive dell warranties cover it, as long as you don't mention the water factor...

  277. You need to sterilize the keyboards? by scottv67 · · Score: 1

    Call your old friend "Nomad".

    "STER-I-LIZE!"

    "Quick Scotty, the anti-gravs!"

    +1, Old School Star Trek Reference :^)

  278. Use Ozone to Kill Bacteria by j0ebaker · · Score: 1

    Ozone is known to kill bacteria.
    Personally, I think that hospitals should have ozone generators inside the building to keep an environment with an amout of Ozone equal to the level you find outdoors after a thunderstorm. There is really no excuse for this not happening.

    Maybe one answer is to have keyboards generate the ozone for a room. It could constantly blow a low level of ozone out of the keys, bathing the hands.

  279. Considering our evolution.... by DarkMantle · · Score: 1

    Since we evolved from telephone sanitizers cleaning keyboards should be second nature.

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  280. > this research noted that there is a lot of
    > computer use in hospitals and they're finding
    > it really difficult to sterilize them.

    Uhhhhh, why not use those membrane covers that factories use to keep dirt and grease out of the keyboard? Then you can pull it off and wipe it down.

    Heck, I'm sure some plastics engineer can come up with a supple one you can throw in the washer. Then it can be changed on regular rounds.

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  281. smells like crap by XxXoldsaltXxX · · Score: 0

    Aside from the cheeto crumbs, hair, and coca-cola residue that build up under the caps of my keyboard, i'd say its very well maintained. Every couple months i take off all the caps of my keyboard and take a can of compressed air and some ammonia and clean everything off.

  282. hospitals? by grungefade · · Score: 0

    Then why dont they make it mandatory to have keyboards that are washable? There are many out there. Ones that dont have spaces for germs to hide!

  283. RIP Dell laptop, 2000-2005. by kakashiryo · · Score: 0

    My Dell laptop took a hit, but was unable to be recessitated.

    HOWEVER, it may be due to that the liquid spilled was green tea - was that the cause? :D

    Removed hdd, modem, floppy, CD-ROM, everything, even put a dehumidifier (sp) in the room, for my voodoo side, and the bugger still didn't turn on. :P Oh well.

  284. And watch library equipment, too! by pjt48108 · · Score: 1

    I worked in libraries for five years, specifically dealing with computers, and you would not believe how fast keyboards get covered in filth. At the job where I was the sole geek/admin on the premises, I would regularly take individual kb's and remove each key, dousing them all in Formula 409, and letting the gunk dissolve into a paper towel below it all, before I wiped each key dry and sparkly-clean.

    Of course, for what I was being paid (tho it fell short of comparable positions in the area), I SHOULD have just purchased new keyboards every few months; it would have been far more cost-effective. But, somehow, it was preferable to have me clean keys for hours than have me do the zillion other things required of a geek in a public library.

    Argh.

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  285. Re:My immune system getting stronger and stronger. by srleffler · · Score: 1

    No, apparently the salmonella gets inside the eggs as well.

  286. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also, water can not short out electrical devices. IIRC pure water itself does not conduct electricity. It is the impurities in the water that cause it to.

    Ahhh. That explains why a few tablespoons of bong water killed my keyboard.

  287. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Zorilla · · Score: 1

    The "o" key is fine, it's the "0" key I'm worried about.

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  288. Too much ozone is a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that hospitals should have ozone generators inside the building to keep an environment with an amout of Ozone equal to the level you find outdoors after a thunderstorm. There is really no excuse for this not happening.

    While I know where you're coming from, and it's a valid idea, the problem is prolonged exposure. Hospital staff would be exposed to unusually high levels of ozone for close to 365 days a year.

    Acceptable ozone levels are quite low -- a recent Consumer Reports study found that nearly every consumer "ion" air purifier
    on the market is putting out much more than acceptable levels of ozone.

    The symptoms it can cause can potentially be fatal in healthy people, and the last thing already-ill patients need to fight against are tightness in the chest, uncontrollable coughing, hypotension, tachycardia, fatigue, and other charming maladies.

  289. Test the back of peoples watches. n/t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  290. i can eat glass, it does not hurt me by gotih · · Score: 1

    i can eat glass, it does not hurt me

    (adopted from the original which can be found on the wayback machine)

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  291. As a shift worker in IT, sharing workstations... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... for many years, you are just now telling me this? Hmm, I think I figured it out from the numerous times one person spreads their "tithings of joy" and we get to circulate it around for several weeks until everyone gets it. On the plus side, it does allow for some overtime opportunities. :)

  292. Duh! Use a flexible keyboard cover! by macraig · · Score: 1
    I have one (but no longer use it). It's a thin, flexible, transparent skin, molded to exactly fit whatever keyboard you have. It fits your keyboard because you specify what you have when you order the skin, and they produce one to fit. I wish I could remember the name of the company from which I bought it, and I can't find the box right now.

    These skins would be a perfect solution to the stated problem: they could be removed and cleaned, and you *could* pour bleach on these!

    That article was a hand-wringing example of people failing to solve a problem because they failed to think outside the box.

  293. Re:Duh! Use a flexible keyboard cover! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At our local SubWay, they wrap a normal keyboard with cling film (saran wrap if you live in the US), and change the wrap each day.

  294. Poor research... by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1

    ...probably explains why the article failed to pick up on something that anyone working in a hospital already knows: Most of the keyboards (especially the ones in corridors near burse's stations, being used a lot) have thin plastic film covering the entire flat surface. They're almost all laptops, protected by plastic, easily cleaned, etc. Another non-story.

  295. excessive cleaning leads to disease?? by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    I've never known anyone to develop asthma or allergies from eating off of clean surfaces, but your mileage may vary. I'll stick to keeping my cutting surfaces - and every other surface I'm likely to put slabs of raw meat on top of - clean, thank you very much. If you want to rub your orange slices on a piece of wood covered in dried cow's blood from yesterday's steak, more power to you. Perhaps it will enhance the taste of your smoothie. I'll take my risk of asthma while you take yours of salmonella.

    1. Re:excessive cleaning leads to disease?? by Troed · · Score: 0

      Feel free to do that - or - you could educate yourself and realise that what I wrote is true.

      Ignorance is bliss.

    2. Re:excessive cleaning leads to disease?? by commodoresloat · · Score: 2

      Or you could provide a shred of evidence to substantiate your bizarre claim. Again, I repeat - I know of nobody who has gotten sick from cleaning up after themselves. Do you really not bother to clean your dishes for fear of asthma?

    3. Re:excessive cleaning leads to disease?? by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      Well, that does point to possible dangers of a completely antiseptic environment and of excessive use of antibiotic agents, but we started this conversation about cleaning your cutting board after using it to cut raw meat. (And I recommeded using white vinegar rather than heavy chemicals, which this article seems mostly to assume). Again, if you don't mind a little rancid ox blood or week-old mackerel organs in your fruit smoothie, more power to you, but I'm going to go ahead and keep cleaning my cutting board after each use.

    4. Re:excessive cleaning leads to disease?? by Troed · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      but we started this conversation about cleaning your cutting board after using it to cut raw meat

      No, we didn't. It was about wooden/plastic cutting boards vs "better" ones. Your tip about vinegar points to "excessive cleaning" btw - it's totally unnecessary.

    5. Re:excessive cleaning leads to disease?? by commodoresloat · · Score: 1
      Heh, unnecessary perhaps, but vinegar is cheap and easy enough that I'll stick to it over explaining why there are pieces of pig hearts from yesterday's hog feast in my daughter's spinach salad.

      OK, well, I don't have a daughter, nor did I have a hog feast, but you get the idea. If you're trying to convince me that Americans are too obsessed with antiseptic environments, you are preaching to the choir; if you are trying to convince me to stop cleaning up after myself, it's just not going to work.

    6. Re:excessive cleaning leads to disease?? by Troed · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Accept dust. Use water for cleaning - other agents sparingly. Allow kids to be dirty. Don't shower every day (!) ... stuff like that. It has nothing to do with eating yesterday's pig heart blood off a plate - and nothing in my comments have implied that either.

  296. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by PygmyShrew · · Score: 0

    I misread that as Hugh Hefner. *shudder*

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  297. Re:My immune system getting stronger and stronger. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

    Well, that's fascinating... thanks for the link! Good thing I don't find myself eating raw eggs... :)

  298. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you sure that in these situations, what was spilled on the computers wasn't something like... alcohol, or soda?

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  300. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by hesiod · · Score: 1

    > has anyone seen the new Dell keybs

    Yeah, I'm typing on one right now, and they are very nice, and look pretty sweet. However, because the bottom edge is not a straight line (the space bar juts out), wrist rests don't work very well. Also, they are USB-only.

  301. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by hesiod · · Score: 1

    Do you have any more info, such as a brand name? Have you only tried one kind? I ask because I am the IT staff of a small hospital and the possibility of keyboard-spread germs has kinda' bothered me since I started.

    My other idea was to use Micro-ban based keyboards, but they're a bit expensive.

  302. brand name by phyruxus · · Score: 1

    I'll check tonight when i'm home and post it.

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    1. Re:brand name by hesiod · · Score: 1

      Awesome! Thanks, that is exactly the kind of thing I wanted. And having one that glows is an added bonus :)

  303. brand name by phyruxus · · Score: 1

    The virtually indestructable keyboard
    model FLX-1000

    Grandtec USA
    2715 Electronic Lane
    Dallas TX 75220

    214-366-3496
    www.grandtec.com

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  304. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by iwan-nl · · Score: 1

    Most guys? I don't think so. Only and right-handed computer geeks and regular lefties.

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  305. Re:Wiped out by a virulent disease from unsanitary by hao2lian · · Score: 1

    But can it survive cat poo? Cat poo?!

    CAT POO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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