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  1. Re:Another measure of equality? on UK Female Sci-Fi Viewers Now Outnumber Males · · Score: 1

    I dunno about you, but whenever I go out clubbing, the boys in skirts and dresses are absolute stunners! *drool*

  2. Re:Push to talk? on Two New Linux Phones to Ship in Japan · · Score: 1

    I still don't understand what the usecase for push to talk is - I can't see any reason I'd want it over a traditional phone call or SMS. Anyone care to enlighten?

  3. Re:Polyamorous family crew on NASA Puts A Stop To Space Romance · · Score: 1

    Who said anything about them sharing genes?

  4. Polyamorous family crew on NASA Puts A Stop To Space Romance · · Score: 1

    So put a polyamorous family crew on board that are already all having sex with each other without fidelty problems.

  5. Re:Simple: UK has no suitable launch sites on Commission Suggests UK Should End Astronaut Ban · · Score: 1

    Also, they might not be best pleased with how we left the last patch of Australian outback we rented for rocketry experiments: an irradiated wasteland.

  6. Re:With Source ??? !!! on Microsoft Virtually Duplicates Your Wireless Card · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They're probably too busy finishing their software to finish their website. Shame the same can't be said for a lot of open source projects.

  7. Re:Why not? on Dinosaur Forces Rethink Of Flight's Evolution · · Score: 1

    How, exactly, do you propose that I identify this perfect chromosome from among the population in my (absolutely enormous) sample?

    Ah, just apply a stepwise optimisation algorithm! I hear many good things in this field about Genetic Algorithms, maybe they're worth a try?

  8. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? on Yahoo Closes Chat Rooms to Anyone Under 18 · · Score: 1

    "I'm not an evolutionary dead end, I'm just perfect!"

  9. Re:Going to Church != Knowing God != Believing in on The Science Of Happiness · · Score: 1

    I'd imagine those who've taken the proper path have mentally prepared themselves over the years, and moved towards their goal a little bit at a time.

    For me, it happened when experimenting with things I shouldn't have been. About ten times the amount of things I shouldn't have been. Infinity hit like a sledgehammer. An eternity was spent finding the infinitesimal pieces that used to pass for me, but they don't go back together quite right, and I'll never find them all.

    At the time, I was found headbutting a wall, screaming "I exist!". I've been screaming that inside ever since. If I wasn't certain it wouldn't help, I'd have committed suicide long ago.

    This is all a bit of an over simplification, but I don't really want to go into the nitty gritty detail of the separation of observers, identities, physical form as metaphor, etc., lest I be stuck here for hours convincing myself that even though nothing exists, I have to accept this metaphorical reality is, for all intents and purposes, real, in order to find any respite.

  10. Re:Going to Church != Knowing God != Believing in on The Science Of Happiness · · Score: 1

    IMHO, the curse of enlightenment is after having become one with the infinite, there is no more. For all the universes you could create and observe, there's no point. True freedom is found in the simple hope that there is something more, and not simply understanding that it's yet another metaphor for the same underlying concepts. Enlightenment is the souls eternal scream of horror at totality.

    I found enlightenment, but by the wrong path. A bad decision, my one true regret, that haunts me, to a greater or lesser extent, at every moment, awake or asleep.

    I should go to bed, before I'm consumed by my own uncontrollable thoughts.

  11. Re:Would you buy this or the PSP? on The Gameboy Micro Reviewed · · Score: 1

    Let's play spot the Ecstasy user!

    I spy with my little eye, a slashdot user beginning with... S!

  12. Re:Going to Church != Knowing God != Believing in on The Science Of Happiness · · Score: 1

    If, somehow, I attain enlightenment here now, I wont have to live again. Eternal nothingness will be freedom, or is that eternal everythingness?

    Eternal anything sounds like fun after the first 100 million years, but after that sounds like an "amusement park prison". I would rather, for eternity, not exist, or blend my consciousness with the universe.


    It's both! It's the recursive fractal nature of all polar opposites - good/bad, light/dark, one/zero, female/male, yin/yang - all defined in terms of each other. Existence, in all it's glory, is still a zero sum game.

    As for enlightenment, I think you're going to be disappointed. Being at one with the universe is realising that because you are the universe, you're eternally trapped within it.

  13. Re:Detailed specs... on Linus Says No to 'Specs' · · Score: 1

    Let the intelligent software developers figure out the details.

    You're obviously dealing with a different breed of software developers than I'm used to.

  14. Re:nano WARNING - No case available. on Behind The Development Of The iPod nano · · Score: 1

    Knit one. (Or maybe purl one ;)

  15. Re:Question about "Jacked In" graphics on Dystopia Mod Released for HL2 · · Score: 1

    I would imagine it's because the amount of processor power required to render graphics on a screen is minimal compared to the amount of processor power requried to generate the correct train of analogue impulses needed to feed imagery into the human brain.

    Also, it looks cool when done well - take Rez as a prime example. (I will admit you've really got to see it moving to appreciate it's full glory.)

  16. Re:Spice things up? on Molecular Gastronomy, The Science of Cooking · · Score: 1

    Who needs more herbs and spices, when careful and skilled application of the ones we have already provide such a vast spectrum of flavours?

    Never mind the near infinite interactions they have with meats, vegetables, stocks, cooking techniques, &c. &c.

  17. Re:loads of oils, creams, butter and mayo on Molecular Gastronomy, The Science of Cooking · · Score: 1
  18. It depends... on Best Way to Port a Windows Game to Linux? · · Score: 1

    On how many times you can bare to hear "ZOMGWTFGPL!" ;)

  19. Re:Nanomicrons...? on 6.8GHz 1TB RAM and 2TB HDD Laptop? · · Score: 1

    Oh, I suspect they'll get more than that!

    Probably on the order of a case and a couple of bricks.

    It's like Shooting Fish in a barrel...

  20. Re:Hot Wiring: No Match for a Thief on Mazda Switches To USB Keys · · Score: 1

    What you need is the imobiliser from a friends motorbike!

    Basically, if you were foolish enough to try and start it with the obvious "start" button, you'd short out the electrics and blow all the fuses :D

    (For those that don't know, the majority of motorcycles made in the past 20 or so years are started by turning the ignition key on and pressing the start button)

  21. Re:Is it too much to ask - on TB-303 Give-Aways from Propellerheads and d-lusion · · Score: 3, Funny

    When you're up to your eye balls in MDMA, what you call depressingly boring, repetitive, deeply lazy music just happens to be the best music in existance.

    This is why it's so popular!

  22. Re:they invented on Modern Humans, Neanderthals Shared Earth for 1,000 Years · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As opposed to the living hell on Earth that is everyday life caused by religion passing off plain lies as irrefutable truths.

    Yeah, nice one. Think I'll take science any day of the week - at least there's some method behind it's madness.

  23. Re:unacceptable! on Australian Science Makes the Regenerating Mouse · · Score: 3, Funny

    I suspect the transsexuals will be the most aggravated!

  24. Re:Is that really a big problem? on New Algorithm for Learning Languages · · Score: 1

    Yes, but us Brits have problems understanding foreigners who supposedly speak English as their first language.

    If only people would speak English, rather than one of the bastardised variations >_<

  25. Re:You build it, one is born every minute to buy i on New 1 Kilowatt PSU - Too Much Power? · · Score: 1

    Let's face it - penis waving competitions will never go out of style.