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Dinosaur Forces Rethink Of Flight's Evolution

gollum123 writes "The BBC reports that a small dinosaur with a long, slender snout and wing-like limbs is forcing a rethink on bird evolution." From the article: "The 90 million-year-old reptile, called Buitreraptor gonzalezorum, belongs to the same sickle-clawed group of dinosaurs as Velociraptor and feathered dinosaurs from China. It may provide tantalising evidence that powered flight evolved twice. One theory suggests the lineage of dinosaurs the new animal belonged to, the dromaeosaurs, originated in the Cretaceous Period (144 to 65 million years ago). But this discovery suggests their lineage can be traced further back in time, to the Jurassic (206 to 144 million years ago), experts say."

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  1. This just in by antifoidulus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dinosaurs rumored to have had superior grammar skills when compared to slashdot editors!

    1. Re:This just in by lightyear4 · · Score: 0

      Ah yes, quite so - it's an example of divergent evolution. You see, the slashdot editors are in fact devolved decendents of Bowser. Did you really think a puddle of t-rex goo could master written language?

    2. Re:This just in by utnow · · Score: 1, Informative

      I'm about 100% sure that the idea that Dinosaurs are reptiles was refuted ages ago. 'Terrible Lizard' being a misnomer and all that jazz. I mean... in an artical about the fact that we need to rethink the classification of various animals, you'd think they could at least get the current status quo right.

    3. Re:This just in by moogleii · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dinosaur Forces moved to control a key redoubt from the Evolution Empire. Heavy casualties expected.

    4. Re:This just in by gazoombo · · Score: 0, Troll

      Zonk forces rethink of English language.

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    5. Re:This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Dinosaurs rumored to have had superior grammar skills when compared to slashdot editors!

      Indeed! But look on the bright side: Slashdot serves as a wonderful argument against the "Intelligent Design" theory.

      (Should I duck now?)

    6. Re:This just in by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      Hmm....my score seemed to go from +5 funny to 1 with a lot of offtopic mods, my guess is that the slashdot editors themselves weren't too happy with the comment....

    7. Re:This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess Dinosaur Forces are something like the Power Rangers?

  2. That begs the question .... by slashbob22 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "small dinosaur with a long, slender snout and wing-like limbs"

    ... who said pigs couldn't fly?

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    1. Re:That begs the question .... by Wisgary · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Well, they did have feathers

    2. Re:That begs the question .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Empowered flight? What did the other dinosaurs do, fall off cliffs?

    3. Re:That begs the question .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somehow you've confused the words long and slender with the words short and stout. There's a joke in there somewhere.

    4. Re:That begs the question .... by Acts+of+Attrition · · Score: 5, Funny

      Better question: What the heck is a dinosaur?
      I can't find a mention of them anywhere in my Bible. You folks and your alternative science!

    5. Re:That begs the question .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the first time I actually sprayed coffee over my desk while reading a /. post. You sir, owe me a new keyboard. a new optical wireless mouse *and* a new monitor.

      Tels

    6. Re:That begs the question .... by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pigs could never fly. Look at them! They're about as aerodynamic as a bumblebee.

      >_>

      Er, bad example.

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    7. Re:That begs the question .... by master_p · · Score: 1

      ...or in space?

    8. Re:That begs the question .... by drafalski · · Score: 5, Informative
      Actually, it raises the question. Begging the question is a formal logic term that does not mean what most people seem to think.

      Text from the link:
      An argument that improperly assumes as true the very point the speaker is trying to argue for is said in formal logic to "beg the question." Here is an example of a question-begging argument: "This painting is trash because it is obviously worthless." The speaker is simply asserting the worthlessness of the work, not presenting any evidence to demonstrate that this is in fact the case. Since we never use "begs" with this odd meaning ("to improperly take for granted") in any other phrase, many people mistakenly suppose the phrase implies something quite different: that the argument demands that a question about it be asked--raises the question. If you're not comfortable with formal terms of logic, it's best to stay away from this phrase, or risk embarrassing yourself.
    9. Re:That begs the question .... by klipsch_gmx · · Score: 0, Informative

      Better question: What the heck is a dinosaur? I can't find a mention of them anywhere in my Bible.

      Better check again.

    10. Re:That begs the question .... by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      I like 'begs' better even if it's 'wrong'. It implies that there's emotion and a strong steering towards the question.

      'Raises' seems to fall flat on its face. English language changes all the time, so it'd be nice for a change in meaning.

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    11. Re:That begs the question .... by MerlinTheWizard · · Score: 1

      Oh my. That is what I call damning evidence... 8)

    12. Re:That begs the question .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well considering you are typing this and are obviously able to read from your screen, I would conclude that in fact you do NOT need a new keyboard or monitor. And from this I can deduce that you do NOT need a new mouse. Good day to you, Sir.

    13. Re:That begs the question .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent +1 funny!

    14. Re:That begs the question .... by UserGoogol · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Words can have multiple meanings and language evolves. A slippery slope can refer to a logical fallacy where you assume that a small change will inevitably lead to a big change, but it also can mean an inclined surface with an unusually small amount of friction.

      Similarly, begging the question can mean implicitly assuming the conclusion to an argument, but it can also mean to urgently request that a question be asked.

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    15. Re:That begs the question .... by tompaulco · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can we get the slashdot editors to make some script that automatically rejects posts with the phrase "begs the question"? People who know how it should be used don't use at all, so every usage is always wrong.

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    16. Re:That begs the question .... by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Actually, his argument is begging the question: "What does the description 'long, slender snout and wing-like limbs' have to do with pigs?"

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    17. Re:That begs the question .... by Zapdos · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Interestingly, the word 'dragon' is used a number of times in the Old Testament. In most instances, the word dinosaur could substitute for dragon and it would fit very nicely. Dinosaurs were called dragons before the word dinosaur was invented in the 1800s. We would not expect to find the word dinosaur in Bibles like the Authorized Version (1611), as it was translated well before the word dinosaur was ever used.

      Also, there are many very old history books in various libraries around the world that have detailed records of dragons and their encounters with people. Such as that of English King Morvidus. Surprisingly, many of these descriptions of dragons fit with how modern scientists would describe dinosaurs, even Tyrannosaurus.

    18. Re:That begs the question .... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Also, there are many very old history books in various libraries around the world that have detailed records of dragons and their encounters with people. Such as that of English King Morvidus. Surprisingly, many of these descriptions of dragons fit with how modern scientists would describe dinosaurs, even Tyrannosaurus.

      Smaller than a horse, four-legged, and with reversed bat-like wings?
      What were you smoking when you watched Jurassik Park? : )

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    19. Re:That begs the question .... by blueskies · · Score: 1

      Why make the English language more confusing? Why not just educate yourself in proper English?

    20. Re:That begs the question .... by Oligonicella · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Try finding descriptions that fit "how modern scientists would describe dinosaurs" in places other than Creationist sites. Provide links, then watch how someone familiar with dinosaur taxonomy shreds the supposed support for (echo)"Dinosaurs Amongst Men"(/echo).

    21. Re:That begs the question .... by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Because it doesn't confuse the language, it enriches it. The new version of "beg the question" is a more-or-less literal intepretation of the words, thus it is not confusing at all. If anything, the old version is the confusing part. Nobody uses "beg" that way anymore. If you want to have English simple, you should tell people to use the phrase "circular reasoning" instead of "begging the question."

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    22. Re: That begs the question .... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > Interestingly, the word 'dragon' is used a number of times in the Old Testament. In most instances, the word dinosaur could substitute for dragon and it would fit very nicely. Dinosaurs were called dragons before the word dinosaur was invented in the 1800s. We would not expect to find the word dinosaur in Bibles like the Authorized Version (1611), as it was translated well before the word dinosaur was ever used.

      > Also, there are many very old history books in various libraries around the world that have detailed records of dragons and their encounters with people. Such as that of English King Morvidus. Surprisingly, many of these descriptions of dragons fit with how modern scientists would describe dinosaurs, even Tyrannosaurus.

      Yeah, but "big and scary" covers a lot of territory.

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    23. Re: That begs the question .... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > Actually, it raises the question. Begging the question is a formal logic term that does not mean what most people seem to think.

      But for better or worse languages change over time, and now the "wrong" meaning is encontered quite often - perhaps more often than the "right" meaning.

      Where you go from there depends on whether you're a descriptionist or a prescriptionist.

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    24. Re:That begs the question .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God got bored with dinosaurs after playing around with them for a few million years, so he killed them all and started working on something else. You know how creators are. Go to any decent inventor or hacker's workspace and you'll find lots of old projects that were fun for a while and then discarded after anything useful was learned from the exercise.

  3. Older birds by hardburlyboogerman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does this mean that the chicken in the freezer is even older than the package says? ;-)

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  4. Disappointing by dorkygeek · · Score: 1

    And /me already thought they've finally found that dude from Dragonheart 2.

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    1. Re:Disappointing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I hate to break it to you, but IRC commands don't work on Slashdot.

    2. Re:Disappointing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, fool, he was trying to save time and effort by typing "/me" instead of "I".

    3. Re:Disappointing by FinestLittleSpace · · Score: 1

      /kick "the bastard talks sense"

    4. Re:Disappointing by halivar · · Score: 1

      I think it's about status. By saying \me instead of "I", he establishes himself as the IRC alpha-male around here; it's his way of marking his territory full of hot babes he talks to all day on the internet.

      Those of us unwilling to challenge him must bow to his superior dorkage.

    5. Re:Disappointing by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

      marking his territory full of hot babes

      You mean those in avi format?

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    6. Re:Disappointing by lgw · · Score: 1

      Ahh, the early days of IRC, when the men were real men, the women were real men, and the children were real FBI agents!

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    7. Re:Disappointing by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're making me nostalgic...

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    8. Re:Disappointing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Then Bash.org came around.

  5. Insect by doubtless · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Don't we already have two different types of powered flights? Birds, and Insects?

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    1. Re:Insect by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      #3: bats

    2. Re:Insect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flight has evolved at least three times... birds, insects, and bats

      -Trey Pac

    3. Re:Insect by mattjb0010 · · Score: 4, Funny

      #4: superman

    4. Re:Insect by the-build-chicken · · Score: 5, Funny

      didn't evolve on this planet

    5. Re:Insect by rolfwind · · Score: 5, Informative

      I don't know if Hummingbird can be categorized as a different model of flight but:

      http://oregonstate.edu/dept/ncs/newsarch/2005/Jun0 5/hummingbird.htm

      They can hover, fly backwards/forwards, or even upsidedown.

    6. Re:Insect by deervark · · Score: 0

      kneel to zod

    7. Re:Insect by LnxAddct · · Score: 1

      Flying squirrels and flying snakes (technically both glide, but hey close enough).

    8. Re:Insect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Butterflies and moths also use a means of powered flight that is distinct from winged-insect flight. This is in addition to the aforementioned bats (they did not evolve from birds or dinosaurs), and Superman (whose method of ataining powered flight remains a mystery). Airplanes and rockets are further examples of powered flight, even if they are not built into our bodies. So we have several examples of evolution bringing about flight.

    9. Re:Insect by falzer · · Score: 1

      Well he did say powered flight, after all. But since you mentioned those: flying fish.

    10. Re:Insect by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

      They probably made a mistake and originally meant to say that powered flight evolved twice within the dinosaur/bird clade.

    11. Re:Insect by deltalimasierralima · · Score: 0, Funny

      #5 Wright Brothers and the Kitty Hawk way back in 1909

    12. Re:Insect by babyphatman · · Score: 1

      #5: pigs

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    13. Re:Insect by aussie_a · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually it was intelligently designed three times... birds, insects and bats. It was unintelligently designed once as well, in 1909.

    14. Re:Insect by walkingwithjesus · · Score: 1

      Used to be he didn't need a plane.

    15. Re:Insect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hum... According to historical archives, Kal-el acquired flying capability on Earth because of its sun.

    16. Re:Insect by FinestLittleSpace · · Score: 3, Funny

      Cow falling off a cliff (technically glides for a few seconds)

    17. Re:Insect by AndersOSU · · Score: 2, Informative

      sheesh link an article that explains cool flow visualization techniques, on an interesting subject, and draws interesting conclusions...

      But not a single picture. So I did my own digging. Here's one. And another.

    18. Re:Insect by johnashby · · Score: 1

      He could only fly with light from a yellow sun, so it did kinda evolve here.

    19. Re:Insect by alnapp · · Score: 2, Informative

      4 times at least as there are two unrelated families of bats - fruitbats (tend to be larger/ no sonar etc and the other ones) Both these families of flying mammals evolved separately

      IIRC

    20. Re:Insect by Mesozoic44 · · Score: 1

      #5 Pterosaurs

    21. Re:Insect by J.R.+Random · · Score: 1

      At least three independent lines of vertebrates evolved flight: pterosaurs, birds, and bats.

    22. Re:Insect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #6 fish

    23. Re:Insect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      didn't evolve on this planet

      Neither did Superman...

    24. Re:Insect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Neither did anything else, you anti-christian, christian-hating, un-christian, disbelieving, member of the "evolution" conspiracy. ;)

    25. Re:Insect by trixillion · · Score: 1

      You recall incorrectly.

      Fruit-bats (mega bats) evolved from micro bats.

      Try not to spread incorrect factoids... it isn't cool.

    26. Re:Insect by aiabx · · Score: 1

      I guess he did evolve.
                -aiabx

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    27. Re:Insect by mojotoad · · Score: 1

      #3 Bats
      #4 Flying Fish

    28. Re:Insect by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Falling with style, maybe?

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    29. Re:Insect by Shoggoth+of+Maul · · Score: 1

      Is that true? I figured there was a threshold for converting some of the air friction against you into lift or thrust in a direction other than down before you would be considered to be "gliding."

    30. Re:Insect by jeffsenter · · Score: 1

      #5 Rocky the Flying Squirrel

    31. Re:Insect by FinestLittleSpace · · Score: 1

      DON'T QUESTION ME! You obviously haven't seen how udders form complex wing shapes at high velocity

    32. Re:Insect by The+Wicked+Priest · · Score: 1

      I know you were going for Funny, but just to point out, real "flying squirrels" are merely gliders. (Maybe their descendants will evolve true flight someday.)

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    33. Re:Insect by Shoggoth+of+Maul · · Score: 1

      Just because they flap doesn't make them wings.

    34. Re:Insect by ultranova · · Score: 1

      But Superman's power to fly comes from absorbing energy from Earth's yellow Sun, so he gained evolved it after landing on Earth. In his native environment (Krypton), Superman didn't have flight, since Krypton had a red sun, under which Superman is just a man. In other words, Superman's flight did evolve on Earth.

      BTW. Did anyone else see the title and get this image of a velociraptor holding a gun to a scientist's head and urging them to reconsider their thoughts on how flight evolved ?-)

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  6. Hmm... by evil+agent · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This might explain why emus are only found in Australia, which became separated from Gondwana.

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    1. Re:Hmm... by sam_handelman · · Score: 1

      And they independently evolved beaks?

        Emu are true birds, and related (albeit not terribly closely) to ostriches and rheas (which are not found in oceana) as well as kiwis and cassowaries (which are native to oceana). They are birds, not an independently evolved lineage of dinosaurs.

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  7. No you can't recover the DNA by sam_handelman · · Score: 4, Informative

    Since this comes up in every slashdot story on dinosaurs, no, Jurassic Park is not possible -

      Fossilization occurs when carbon atoms are exchanged for silicon. There is a very high energy barrier to this chemical event - so it happens extremely slowly, over millions of years.

      Nucleic acids, the building blocks of DNA, spontaneously decay (even in the absence of bacteria or degrading agents). The spontaneous decay of DNA is very slow by most standards - if kept under the proper conditions a DNA molecule can last for millennia. However, this spontaneous decay is a great deal faster than the exchange of carbon and silicon, especially when you consider that the carbon and silicon must exchange over the surface area of the sample (for example a bone several inches thick fossilizes very slowly from the outside in,) while the DNA is decaying continuously in the marrow. So, for a fossil millions of years old, even if you managed to recover something that looked like a nucleic acid base, it would be decayed to the point that the information content is completely gone.

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    1. Re:No you can't recover the DNA by Naelphin · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The problem with this is that Jurassic Park didn't get its DNA from bone marrow, but from insects trapped in Amber.

      I'm not sure how much that changes things, but just pointing out that in the book they do not get it from bones!

    2. Re:No you can't recover the DNA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      While all that is true, some students found a T. Rex in Montana that still had intact flesh and blood cells inside of the bones. Not only not fossilized, but not rotted away, either.

      Might not even be racimized.

      So, however you want to interpret the truth of what you said, and this fact, fact it is.

    3. Re:No you can't recover the DNA by mister_tim · · Score: 1

      What if they found dinosaurs trapped and preserved in ice, like woolly mammoths have been?

    4. Re:No you can't recover the DNA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut up foolish mortal slashdot poster, nothing is impossible for the almighty Post-Singularity Mind! We'll just build a really big telescope that can see back in space-time to when dinosaurs were around and copy some DNA that way. Then we'll grow new bodies for our minds and roar and chase each other around for fun.

      On another note, DNA wouldn't decay if it found its way into, say, some really stupid bacteria that do nothing but reproduce other snippets of DNA as a side effect of their own biological process. It wouldn't be too far fetched to find something like that keeping dinosaur DNA alive *somewhere* on the planet. Figuring out that it was dinosaur DNA might be hard, but hey, just compare it to big birds or something!

    5. Re:No you can't recover the DNA by kfg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Fossilization occurs when carbon atoms are exchanged for silicon.

      Well, of course they didn't use a fossil in Jurassic Park, they used a mummy. Even the Wikipedia article makes this confusion. Old and/or preserved does not mean fossil. Fossil is as you have stated, the replacement of the original tissues by a mineral (say, calcium carbonate or anything else capable of forming sedimentary rock. You don't often find large quantities of silicon in solution. Lots and lots of carbon though, as well as the carbon in the original tissues. Marble, for instance, is more than half CaO, less than 2% SiO2. Why do you think the carbon atoms get replaced by other minerals? What do you think coal is?).

      Fossils are a casting. Mummies are the remains of the actual thing. A corpse.

      . . .even if you managed to recover something that looked like a nucleic acid base, it would be decayed to the point that the information content is completely gone.

      Jurassic Park didn't assume the information in the DNA was intact, although of course it didn't assume it was completely gone either. They spliced the recovered bits together with bits scavanged from frogs (amphibians, go figure), so, in fact, the dinosaurs in Jurassic park were simulated dinosaurs.

      The result was still good enough to eat a lawyer, which makes them close enough in my book.

      But yeah, the idea is a bit goofy for lots of reasons, just as the idea of Jurassic Park's literary predicessor was a bit goofy. Maybe even Abby Normal.

      KFG

    6. Re:No you can't recover the DNA by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      What if they found dinosaurs trapped and preserved in ice

      There weren't permanent icecaps in the Cretaceous. There hasn't been anywhere continuously frozen since then.

    7. Re:No you can't recover the DNA by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Ok that's an interesting factoid about fossils. Now the question that I have is: what evidence is there (other than the fossil itself) that the exchange occured at all? Are we just assuming that since bones are made of carbon and other things that they were made that way millions of years ago and the silicon content in fossils means that there must have been an exchange?

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    8. Re:No you can't recover the DNA by sam_handelman · · Score: 1

      The point is - if it's long enough for a glass window to melt into a puddle (yes, glass is a liquid), it's definitely long enough for some jello to do likewise.

        So even if you've got a mummy instead of a fossil, over the time span in which fossils form DNA is completely chewed to bits - especially given the pressures and temperatures needed to turn tree resin into amber.

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    9. Re:No you can't recover the DNA by sam_handelman · · Score: 1

      This is a creationist troll, and the story in question is long discredited. Someone want to point this out as mod abuse?

        Anyway, read this:
      http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/dinosaur/blood.htm l
      http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/dinosaur/flesh.htm l

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    10. Re:No you can't recover the DNA by sam_handelman · · Score: 1

      That is more or less what we are assuming, yes.

        However, it is an entirely reasonable assumption as bones of an intermediary age show partial fossilization - the outer layers contain more silicon than the middle of the bone, which is still carbon. I don't recall the reference for this but if you dig around in the various talk.origins archives somebody has mentioned it.

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    11. Re:No you can't recover the DNA by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Whether glass is a liquid or not is a matter of semantics. For all intents and purposes, for every day use, it can be considered a solid. Not to mention that there are many different ways to make glass and many different additives such that the term "glass" itself would have to be defined before performing any experimentation.
      It has been suggested tha the glass in old churches, in cases where they are actually thicker at the bottom, is actually a result of the forming process which was prior to the introduction of the float glass method.

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    12. Re:No you can't recover the DNA by kfg · · Score: 1

      yes, glass is a liquid

      No, it's not. I wish this old saw would go away. Its viscosity at room temperature is in the solid range. Since it lacks a crystaline structure it is classified as an amorphous solid. I have samples of naturally formed glass tens of thousands of years old. They don't show any sign of "melting" yet. Unless they get really, really hot they never will.

      . . .given the pressures and temperatures needed to turn tree resin into amber.

      Amber does not require heat and pressure to form. Tree resin polymerizes naturally through the dissipation of volative oils, although it will do this more readily in a low oxygen environment.

      . . .over the time span in which fossils form DNA is completely chewed to bits. . .

      And said nothing to dispute this and even avered that were any number of goofy ideas involved.

      However, it takes a minimum of 10,000 years to create a fossil. DNA samples have been extracted from carcasses a bit older than this. DNA containing significant information has been extracted from Miocene Era plant fossils more than 15 million years old.

      In the abscence of oxidizing agents (say, inside a lump of tree resin inside a sand deposit) the degradation of DNA is greatly retarded. The molecules need the opportunity to go to a lower energy state.

      KFG

    13. Re:No you can't recover the DNA by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      We're less than seven years away now. I'm getting kind of excited.

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    14. Re:No you can't recover the DNA by sam_handelman · · Score: 1

      Fine, fine, in the future I'll use a different example to illustrate what I mean here - that was copy and pasted from my post on the topic in about 2001.

        That doesn't make amber, it just makes resin.

        It also depends on what you mean by fossil - those 15 thousand year old samples are very chemically different from older fossils, although they are partially mineralized.

        And the claim to have successfully extracted meaningful 15 mil. year old DNA has not stood up to independent verification - see the link to the literature in my other post. The one million year time frame assumes preservation of that sort - in the presence of nasty stuff it drops a great deal, I direct you to the same literature.

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    15. Re:No you can't recover the DNA by kfg · · Score: 1

      . . .it just makes resin.

      And amber is just resin. Certainly as with many resins a certain amount of heat and pressure can accelerate the dissipation of the volatile oils, which will also naturally occur in the low oxygen enviroment of a deep sand bed.

      And the claim to have successfully extracted meaningful 15 mil. year old DNA has not stood up to independent verification - see the link to the literature in my other post.

      Don't have time to do that right now, but I'm perfectly willing to stipulate. In any case there were no Tyranosaurs in the Miocene Era. Did I mention that the idea is goofy? If I did I'm not sure where our essential dispute arises. We would seem to be in essential agreement.

      . . .in the presence of nasty stuff it drops a great deal

      Nasty stuff that oxygen. The EPA should do something about it.

      KFG

  8. Dinoaves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We just need to accept that they aren't "terrible lizards" but "terror birds," and change the name from dinosaurs to dinoaves. The name has already been changed from 'dragons', so I think we can manage this.

    Which came first, the chicken or the dromeaosaur?

    And flight has three other instances, if you don't count flying squirrels and gliding snakes: both major kinds of bats, and the monotreme ptero"saurs" - they were warm-blooded furry and laid eggs. That is a monotreme, like the spiny echidna and duck-bill platypus.

    1. Re:Dinoaves by hovercraftSpareWheel · · Score: 0

      That is a monotreme, like the spiny echidna and duck-bill platypus.

      A giant flying duck-billed platypus with a 10m wingspan. Now there's an image.

    2. Re:Dinoaves by hywel_ap_ieuan · · Score: 2, Interesting
      ...ptero"saurs" - they were warm-blooded furry and laid eggs. That is a monotreme, like the spiny echidna and duck-bill platypus.

      Not really. You've picked two of the defining features of monotremes, but it takes much more than that to group creatures together. And the "fur" from pterosaurs is almost certainly very different from mammalian hair.

      Pterosaurs are a group related to dinosaurs. They're both part of the Archosaurs - a group that contains modern crocodiles and birds and their extinct relatives. Archosaurs in turn are part of the Diapsids, which brings in modern lizards.

      Monotremes are a subset of Mammals, which are Synapsids. You can look this stuff up at the Tree of Life web page.

      I don't mean to be rude here, but your statement is a bit like saying that two people at a family reunion must be brother and sister because they're both of medium build with blond hair.

    3. Re:Dinoaves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are confusing disagreeing with standard model classifications and not knowing what they are. I know what they are. I just wonder if they are -right-. They have a significant number of assumptions built into them.

      Has anyone -ever- compared skelletons of surviving monotremes with the cynodonts and pterosaurs?

  9. more than once? yup! by foQ · · Score: 2, Funny
  10. Mega-size fossil found in Iran by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Any ideas what THIS dinosaur is?

    You have got to see the size of this thing, possibly hundreds of feet long, and it might have wings as well, or fins and was a sea creature. They dont know how to classify it.

    See: http://www.farshores.org/a05verte.htm

    1. Re:Mega-size fossil found in Iran by lawpoop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here is a link with working images on it, the site of the paleontologist to whom a local pointed out the site.

      If this is a legit fossil, my guess is that its an ocean-going creature. If that thing flew, it would have needed enormous amounts of energy to keep itself aloft. It probably would have had to eat constantly. Unless, as one fantasy author speculated about dragons, they were lighter-than-air flyers, full of hydrogen or methane or something.

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    2. Re:Mega-size fossil found in Iran by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, now that I read the site more closely, Casper Shilling is not a paleontologist, but rather an archaeologist. So he's used to digging up human remains, bodily and architectural, not fossilized animal bones.

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      Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
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    3. Re:Mega-size fossil found in Iran by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      If this is a legit fossil, my guess is that its an ocean-going creature. If that thing flew, it would have needed enormous amounts of energy to keep itself aloft.

      If it was an earth going creature, it would have needed enourmous amounts of energy to stay up. I'm going to guess this thing is either a sea-going dino, crocodile, shark or mammal. Dang, that thing is huge.

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    4. Re:Mega-size fossil found in Iran by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

      That thing reeks of a hoax up to the heavens. "World-wide anomalous phenomena resource", eh? Shilling's pages seem kind of authentic, but he's talking about carbon dating the thing. Casper, you don't carbon date million-years-old fossils! But then again, he claims to be an archaeologist, not paleontologist. I'd still presume professional archaeologists know their dating methods better.

    5. Re:Mega-size fossil found in Iran by lawpoop · · Score: 4, Interesting
      OK, now I'm starting to think this is a hoax -- he says on the site:

      "...But is it a dinosaur? Despite my limited knowledge in that area of inquiry, it seems unlikely, for a variety of reasons - but primarily, the condition of the bones suggests a fossil much younger than the Cretaceous Era. It is, based on my understanding of human skeletal remains, possibly even contemporaneous with humans, or at any rate, early hominids. And yet, that is impossible. Unfortunately, proper carbon dating will have to wait - the local government is notoriously shy about allowing any historical or archaeological material out of country for any reason. "

      Okay, let's review.
      • He's an archaeologist, not a paleontologist. He is comfortable guesstimating what period the bones are from by their condition, yet he doesn't mention the rock strata he found them in. Early hominid fossils do exist, but mostly what archaeologists deal with are unfossilized remains. I'd be surprised by an archaeologist who felt comfortable judging a fossils' age by its condition -- I think you would need a lot of experience with fossils in the ground to do that, and I doubt this guy has much experience with hominid fossils -- they are only found in the rift valley in Africa, and he's in Iran
      • You can't carbon date rocks. He has to be smocking crack, or *very* inexperienced with fossils.


      Either this is a hoax, or this guy is totally naive when it comes to fossils. Having a bachelors in anthropology, I can say that option #2 is totally plausible.
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      Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
      -- Pablo Picasso
    6. Re:Mega-size fossil found in Iran by GloomCover · · Score: 1

      The author you're thinking of is Peter Dickenson in his very interesting "Flight of Dragons." The book is actually quite a bit longer and more brilliantly thought out than I expected. My memories were from the movie "adaptation" that was beautifuly drawn by the people that brought us the old "The Hobbit" movie. The book is illustrated in a similar style and looks wonderful. The only shame is that its hard to find in this country, I had to order mine from England.

    7. Re:Mega-size fossil found in Iran by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      But of course one would carbon date such things. They are presumably skeletons of behemoths, and other foul demons destroyed in the Noachian flood....

    8. Re:Mega-size fossil found in Iran by lawpoop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You can't say this enough. This thing is huge. It beats any vertebrate record by far.

      This article claims about a seperate, confirmed dinosaur find that
      Local palaeontologists said the dinosaur was a herbivore measuring up to 51 metres (167 ft) long - beating its nearest rival, the 100-tonne Argentinosaurus huinculensis, by a good eight metres (26 ft).

      So the current vertebrate record is 167 ft. If this thing is hundreds of feet long... Christ, that's enourmous. They say that these giant sauropods had to eat constantly to maintain enough energy. The sauropods were eating plants, and while animals are a bit more nutritious, that would necessitate of successful hunts.

      I'm still trying to wrap my mind around this. Could it be some long-ass sea snake?

      I'm going to write a letter to National Geographic, maybe the BBC or some other organizations to see if they can follow up on this story. Casper Shilling claims that he's running into political difficulty organizing the excavation, and he doesn't have an internet connection in Iran.

      Of course, US and UK hostilities with Iran won't help this situation AT ALL. GOD DAMN YOU, GWB!

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      -- Pablo Picasso
    9. Re:Mega-size fossil found in Iran by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

      Oh, but of course - how stupid of me not to think of that! ;) But wouldn't it be inappropriate for a person who's studying the Noachian flood to use the foul Evilutionist method of carbon dating, which with all its shortcomings is clearly from Satan(TM)?

    10. Re:Mega-size fossil found in Iran by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      He claims it's not millions of years old, FWIW. It looks hoaxy too - at least, it's odd that I can't find anything else on this in google, but who knows....

    11. Re:Mega-size fossil found in Iran by ozbird · · Score: 2, Funny

      Looks like Photoshoposaurus.

    12. Re:Mega-size fossil found in Iran by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

      It definitely looks like something that is millions of years old. If it were only thousands of years old, it would be buried in some loose sediment, but this critter (if we assume it to be for real) looks to be encased in solid rock.

    13. Re:Mega-size fossil found in Iran by KylePflug · · Score: 1

      This just in: GWB killed the dinosaurs. With this added information, our records indicate that everything is Bush's fault.

    14. Re:Mega-size fossil found in Iran by martinX · · Score: 1

      Looks like a bad sand sculpture. The "skull" looks solid. Like a chunk of sand...

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    15. Re:Mega-size fossil found in Iran by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are no references to Casper Shilling anywhere else on the net. The only "interesting dig" on his site is the one in BAM. The images look photoshopped. His hobbies and the explanations he gives on why he chose them seem a little contrived.

      Until we get any other source backing up these claims, I call bullshit.

    16. Re:Mega-size fossil found in Iran by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a floating platform for flying dinosaurs.

    17. Re:Mega-size fossil found in Iran by Smauler · · Score: 1

      and he doesn't have an internet connection in Iran.
      From his site :
      (Keep in mind, I can only update my site on my visits home as I have no Internet access within Iran.)
      Why not? Claiming that the internet does not extend to Iran is just backwards. All you need is a phone line and a modem.

    18. Re:Mega-size fossil found in Iran by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is also a video link from hre:

      http://giantology.typepad.com/giantology/2005/10/g iant_creature_.html

      The "Giantology Website".

    19. Re:Mega-size fossil found in Iran by Fallus+Shempus · · Score: 1
      Let's look at the evidence shall we?
      • The spinal column looks like a photoshop special
      • The 'skull' is a different colour to the surrounding rock (ain't no fossil)
        and looks like another photoshop special
      • This is hiding on 2 sites in the 'interweb'
      • It's dumb
      So no, this ain't real, sorry, I was kind hopeful, my disbelief got suspended
      and everything, but I couldn't get over the colour of that 'skull', and flying ...
    20. Re:Mega-size fossil found in Iran by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I SEE PIXELS!

    21. Re:Mega-size fossil found in Iran by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      Could it be some long-ass sea snake?

      More likely a crocodile. Snakes came about ~150 million years ago, but given the size of those ribs, I think it would have to be much longer than 300 feet if it were a snake. My bet is on something with legs.

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    22. Re:Mega-size fossil found in Iran by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      First off, I think this is a hoax. But this communication problem is something that archaeologists have to deal with all the time. This guy is Dutch, which might help the situation, but an archaeologist doing research is a great cover for an international spy. Remember that the US and the UK are making fairly overt overtures about invading Iran and overthrowing the government. The bureaucrats in the government, in a place that is tightly controlled like Iran, really do not care about ancient cities and what-not. They may be willing to grant a 2-year visa to a professor, so long as he doesn't use the internet (just in case he is a spy). Of course, the happy researcher will follow his visa restrictions to the letter so as not to jeopardize his life's work. If he really is in the middle of the desert, then no, there is no internet, because there are no phone lines, electricity, or running water. He might be going into town every couple of months.

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      -- Pablo Picasso
    23. Re:Mega-size fossil found in Iran by lonesome+phreak · · Score: 1

      Probably another child of Tiamat would be my best guess.

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      Maybe we DID take the blue pill. You wouldn't remember anyway.
    24. Re:Mega-size fossil found in Iran by Viper+Daimao · · Score: 1

      Dont forget the ad with the UFO at the bottom of the page. That just reeks of legitimate scientific news site

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  11. Flight Evolved Twice? by BarryHaworth · · Score: 5, Informative
    From the posting:

    It may provide tantalising evidence that powered flight evolved twice.

    As I recall, powered flight has evolved independantly a number of times.

    Insects

    Birds

    Pterosaurs

    Bats

    and if I not mistaken, fruit bats evolved flight separately to insect-eating "true" bats. That's at least four if not five times.

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    1. Re:Flight Evolved Twice? by frankmu · · Score: 1

      don't forget Rocky, the Flying Squirel

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    2. Re:Flight Evolved Twice? by westneat · · Score: 1

      They're saying that flight evolved in two seperate lines of dinosaurs. In other words, dinosaurs evolved powered flight twice.

    3. Re:Flight Evolved Twice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Squirrels

    4. Re:Flight Evolved Twice? by DavidD_CA · · Score: 1

      And even in saying 'birds' you've got a good variety.

      Hummingbirds fly quite differently than your normal variety bird.

      And don't forget the cornerstone of Canada's army: the flying squirrel.

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    5. Re:Flight Evolved Twice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trust me, he knows. He was there.

    6. Re:Flight Evolved Twice? by khallow · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that be three times? We already have pterosaurs and birds.

    7. Re:Flight Evolved Twice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lemmings

    8. Re:Flight Evolved Twice? by Beltway+Prophet · · Score: 2, Informative

      Right, but hummingbirds almost certainly didn't evolve flight independently of other birds. Even if they had a flightless ancestor, they still had many flight-enabling genes around to work with. Hummingbird flight is a specialization of preexisting avian flight. So, if they're all descended from flying dinosaurs, then hummingbirds are part of one of the two lines discussed in the article.

    9. Re:Flight Evolved Twice? by HrothgarReborn · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the Wright brothers. I mean intelligent design counts too. Let's not be evolution biggots.

    10. Re:Flight Evolved Twice? by asdfgl · · Score: 1

      Technically speaking pterosaurs aren't dinosaurs. Pterosauria and dinosauria are both clades of archosauria, a group which also includes crocodiles.

  12. Tuna by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess it really is chicken of the sea.

  13. ARRRRR! by HRbnjR · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    One theory suggests the lineage of dinosaurs the new animal belonged to, the dromaeosaurs, originated in the Cretaceous Period


    Yeah, but that's just what He wants you to think.

    There are some enlightened among us who know the truth, that He created all of it with His Noodly Appendage ;)
  14. Now that's what I call 'intelligent design'! by RLiegh · · Score: 3, Funny

    make a few throw away prototypes before marketing the real thing. Fooey to all those 'evolutionists' and their 'science', I say!

    1. Re:Now that's what I call 'intelligent design'! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I've stumbled on a new proof.

      Design presumes Intelligence,
      Since we see no evidence for intelligence.....

    2. Re:Now that's what I call 'intelligent design'! by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Theres alot of throw away prototypes in the Burgess Shale.

      http://www.geo.ucalgary.ca/~macrae/Burgess_Shale/

      Now on that note, auto and aerospace programs throw away alot of prototypes too.

  15. Nah by ColaMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's just God messing with our heads.

    Didn't you read that bit in the bible? In Genesis? In that footnote 4 or 5 pages in?

    "And the Lord brought forth the remains of many, many varied animals and plants, different to what existed on the newly-fashioned earth. And lo, He crafted a fossil record that suggested they did indeed exist far in the past, and planted it so that men of Science, with their need to understand with Hard Facts and Reason and Logic, would have something to explain the Creation with. For the Lord looks after all His children, even those of little Faith."

    It's all in there people. You just have to read and interpret it a little bit.
    And change a few words here and there. And possibly fragment and rearrage sections. But it's all in there.

    --

    You are in a twisty maze of processor lines, all alike.
    There is a lot of hype here.
    1. Re:Nah by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Sometimes if you want to see whether it's God telling you to do something or other you can just read random letters off random pages and construct a sentance explaining his divine will to you.

      For instance this morning I asked him where I would find a wife, humble and obediant to the will of her husband yet pleasant to look upon and of good child bearing potential. The Lord then sent me this message "Hang Around Schools My Son and Distribute Sweeties"

  16. Don't forget Penguins! by the_skywise · · Score: 1

    They count as flight de-evolution! (and possibly chickens...)

    1. Re:Don't forget Penguins! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you've never seen a chicken fly?!?

    2. Re:Don't forget Penguins! by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

      Wild chickens do fly.

  17. Evolution - really? by go_gadget · · Score: 0

    As previously discussed the statement of 'tantalising evidence that powered flight evolved twice' is a ridiculous assertion given the different flying mechanisms used by various creatures: including animals which merely glide through to insects which rapidly move their wings to fly. From the article: 'The authors say the discovery Rahonavis and Buitreraptor have long and wing-like forelimbs could imply that flight evolved twice, once in birds and once among this group of Gondwanan dromaeosaurs.' I guess since I have long reasonably thin arms I will be flying one day too? Come on this article had no real substance, only hype and even then it was wrong. This article was mere storytelling not the real science that might be asserted.

  18. Re:Either that or.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice try, god boy.

  19. Re:Either that or.... by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 2, Informative

    Either that, or evidence that the theory of evolution is falling apart at the seams.

    I'm not sure you know what you're talking about. Traits that are similar to each other are known to have evolved many times during biological evolution. Like powered flight.

  20. mmmmm..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...buritoraptor.

  21. At least four to six by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

    Insects, much much earlier, gliding flight in reptiles, gliding flight in mammals, powered flight in birds, powered flight in reptiles, powered flight in mammals.

    1. Re:At least four to six by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Insects tend to evolve much faster then most other multi-cell animal. They Live short and reproduce a lot. Lets take the common house fly who has an average life span is 3 days. So in the course of our life a common house fly family has evolved the equivalent of a half a million years compared to humans. That is why insects are used by Biologists to study evolution, They have short life cycles and we can study effects over time is a short period. So it is not surprising that Insects have walked on earth, flew on earth much earlier then vertebrates. I am sure some people are going to say well if Bugs evolve so much faster then us why aren't they smarter then us? Well it is an issue of survival that effects evolution, because bugs can reproduce so rapidly and have many offspring, their genetic structure will say from generation to generation in spite of low intelligence and being on the bottom of the food chain, so the need for intelligence never gave them much of an edge. While for humans on the other hand who reproduce slowly and have small number of offspring usually 5 is the limit before major health problems insure. In order for us to survive the person who was smarter or more creative tend to live longer then the person who wasn't, concept like Well I can out-run the Jaguar, I don't have claws and teeth like the Jaguar, So I might as well get this big stick with a pointy tip on it and use it as a claw and teeth to kill it from a better distance. V.S. someone who is a little more dense and is like "Ill fight the Jaguar to the death using my bare hands", with 13-16 years before you can reproduce you have plenty of time to be in a life threatening situation to see if you are able to survive the situation. Being more less evolved is an old 19th century concept. We now realize that we evolve at different rates but there is no more or less evolved it is just how well we are evolved for the environment.

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    2. Re:At least four to six by saider · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Houseflies live for about a month, not 3 days.

      There is an organism that does live only three days, but I do not recall which one it is. I think it is a mosquito of some variety.

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    3. Re:At least four to six by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point, bad spelling/grammar. Also, have you met line break?

    4. Re:At least four to six by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The mayfly has an *adult* life of 3 days or so.

    5. Re:At least four to six by jeffsenter · · Score: 1

      small number of offspring usually 5 is the limit before major health problems insure.

      This is inaccurate. While human birth presents more danger to the mother than most species it is actually the first birth that is by far the most difficult on average. Having more babies because somewhat easier for women with successive births.

      In terms of evolution and intelligence, expanding intelligence allowed people to work together and communicate in more complex ways. Smart animals such as dolphins, whales, and monkeys have some of the most complex social interactions. They also act in concert more creatively. An example of this is chimpanzees murderous hunting expeditions where they go out and kill enemy chimapzees.

    6. Re: At least four to six by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > Houseflies live for about a month, not 3 days

      Damn, I'd better start leaving out more food for them.

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  22. Re:Either that or.... by timbo234 · · Score: 1

    ..or perhaps just further evidence that ID/creationists couldn't argue their way out of a paper bag

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  23. Re:Either that or.... by siwelwerd · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Precisely. Everyone knows the Flying Spaghetti Monster put these fossils there to test the faith of Pastafarians.

  24. From a Paleo Class by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 4, Informative

    In mammals and reptiles
    Passive flight
    a. Gliding
    b. Parachuting;
    Soaring
    Powered flight

    Bugs
    The first animals to take to the air under control.
    Carboniferous
    The only flying creatures that evolved flapping flight without sacrificing limbs to form the wings.

    Parachuting can evolve in animals with rather low metabolic rates.
    It does not require the high metabolic rate of birds and bats, which have powered flight.
    Late Permian reptile Coelurosauravus
    Bones jointed for folding

    No gliding lepidosaur is known from the fossil record after the Triassic, so the living lizard Draco which also uses elongated ribs to support an airfoil, must represent yet another independent evolution of gliding

    1. Re:From a Paleo Class by pmc · · Score: 2, Informative

      That misses out flying fish (well, gliding fish actually).

  25. Grow a funny bone folks. by MagicMike · · Score: 1

    Flamebait? Sheesh.

    He provided a link to the back story, it had a smiley...who are you people?

    Its not like he farted in church or anything.

    This is slashdot, the home of stupid in-jokes, and I expect a better reception.

  26. Re:Either that or.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh boy, now you asked for it.

    Behold the wrath of many 15 year old, anti-establishment, unlaid parrot-kids going apeshit for the free karma fest you've just initiated.

  27. Dinosaur holds scientist hostage! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dinosaur forces rethink of flight's evolution. So now the dinosaur's are fighting evolution too! And they're even being forceful about it! Now that the fundies have convinced the dinosaurs that evolution is false and to take up arms against us how can we possibly win!

    1. Re:Dinosaur holds scientist hostage! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe fundies are dinosaurs?

  28. lest we forget..... by todd10k · · Score: 1
    http://www.roswellrods.com/pre.html

    hey! just because it's some crackpot website with nothing but mosquito's and motion blur dos'nt mean they should not get a mention!.

  29. Big Bird by obidonn · · Score: 2, Informative

    That article is horrible, and the posting is also not so good. Here's a link to the press release from the Field Museum in Chicago, where one of the co-authors of the Nature article works:
    http://www.fieldmuseum.org/museum_info/press/press _sinovenator.htm

    And here's a link to a non-subscription site that's carrying the Chicago Tribune's article, which a lot of outlets seem to be carrying because it compares the dinosaur to Sesame Street's Big Bird:
    http://www.newsday.com/news/health/chi-0510130118o ct13,0,1942769.story?coll=ny-leadhealthnews-headli nes

    Both articles said that buitreraptor probably could not fly.

  30. Not Flight, Intelligent Falling by Bob9113 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Evolution is nothing but a theory, just as is gravity. Theory means "not true". The real basis for flight is God's divine will expressed through specific cases where He suspends Intelligent Falling. Flight is one of the most clear examples that proves Intelligent Falling, and that the "theory" of gravity is just bunk foisted on us by a bunch of scientists who want to destroy God.

    1. Re:Not Flight, Intelligent Falling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the word "theory" is usually linked to something we think is "probably true". It's a working hypothesis

      The word for your suggested replacement for this highly verified theory is "myth" - something known to be untrue but somehow quaint and still repeated in less civilised and advanced societies

    2. Re:Not Flight, Intelligent Falling by photon317 · · Score: 1


      It was a joke anyways. But in any case, IIRC, in layman's terms, a Hypothesis is a wild-assed guess that might be based on insight, experiences, or beliefs about something. When you formalize that Hypothesis into a statement of specific testable claims (as in, there must be some plausible way to prove or disprove your claims experimentally), then you have a Theory, which then needs to be proven or disproven if possible (of course, for some theories they are disprovable but not provable, so the longer we go without a disproof, the more sure we are that the theory holds water).

      And that of course, is at the heard of the idiotic Evolution vs "Intelligent Design" debate. "Intelligent Design" is at best a misguided and pointless hypothesis in science terms (regardless of potentially rational philosphical and spiritual meanings), it is not a theory at all. Evolution is a real theory with testable claims, and people have conducted experiments using the scientific method which have upheld the claims of evolution.

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    3. Re:Not Flight, Intelligent Falling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You joke, but gravity is just a theory. Why is it so much weaker than magnetism? Perhaps because a creator wanted us to be able to walk. I have a site devoted to this http://www.teachthecontroversy.com/

    4. Re:Not Flight, Intelligent Falling by Bob9113 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Flamebait?!? Informative?!? Correcting my definition of "Theory"?!? Wow. I am astonished. OK, I know 99% of you got it, but for that "special" 1%, umm, it's a joke. Laugh. If you can't laugh at Intelligent Falling, you're taking it waaaaaay too seriously.

      And if you're actually serious about the flamebait mod, and you're now thinking, "but it is serious, ID as scientific theory is a serious subject," you're wrong. It is not a scientific theory. I'm not saying it isn't true(*) so don't get your panties in a bunch. I'm just saying it is not science. Science is the search for natural explanations to non-intuitive phenomena. Scientific theories make predictions that are disprovable(**). ID is a supernatural explanation to a non-intuitive phenomena which does not make predictions and is not disprovable. As such, ID is philosophy of religion, or mysticism, or faith, or whatever term you feel is appropriate for the study of supernatural explanations to non-intuitive phenomena. Not a better field, not a worse field, not more true, not less true, just a different field of study than science.

      So get over it. Laugh. Or are you afraid that the shared behaviour of laughing will betray your common ancestry with the great apes? Yes, ferchrissakes, that's a joke too.

      Sorry about the "ferchrissakes" thing - I didn't mean to blaspheme. The editors of that paragraph have been sacked.

      * Typically supernatural explanations are inherently not disprovable, and this is the case with ID. Any scientist worth his salt will not say that something is false if it can't be disproven. Listen closely next time, you'll not hear a serious scientist say "ID is not true." The scientists aren't trying to kill God, they're just working in a different field than philosophy of religion.

      ** For a great example of hardcore science-like research that is not science, check out game theory. It is a fascinating area of economic research, but since it can only be used to analyze and not predict, it is not science. There's a very good article on the topic here.

    5. Re:Not Flight, Intelligent Falling by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Why is it so much weaker than magnetism?

      Because otherwise we'd be wondering "Why is it so much stronger than magnetism". Obviously we'd look rather different, too.

      --
      Justice is the sheep getting arrested while an impartial judge declares the vote void.
    6. Re:Not Flight, Intelligent Falling by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 1

      You joke, but gravity is just a theory.

      You are using the wrong definition of theory. Nothing is ever "just" a theory; a theory is the very pinnacle of truth, explaining numerous facts, data, and observations.

      I was reading your site and thinking to myself, "Okay, so this is different than the usual take on the universe from creationists..."

      And then I hit on the following line, and I realized you're taken in with the frauds just like the rest of your ilk.

      The answer is as clear here as it is in dealing with the irreducible complexity and specified complexity that shatter the flawed theory of evolution.

      Why irreducible complexity is wrong
      Why specified complexity is wrong

      It is clear that this inaccurate and defective theory is being pushed by secular scientists seeking to further their anti-religious agenda.

      Nice whine. "Ohhh no! The scientists are persecuting us Christians!" Look at what is ACTUALLY happening in government and you'll see that the real truth is that the religious people in power are using the government to further their anti-science agenda. They've attacked science education, environmental preservation, global warming, stem-cell research, and sex education, amongst many others.

    7. Re:Not Flight, Intelligent Falling by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      I think his site is a pretty obvious piss take.

    8. Re:Not Flight, Intelligent Falling by Col+Bat+Guano · · Score: 1
      Scientific theories make predictions that are disprovable

      I've always thought that this is a poor choice of words to explain scientific theories to the masses. How about just plain old "testable"? Everyone knows what that means.
      ID is not testable. Scientific theories are.

    9. Re:Not Flight, Intelligent Falling by solarlux · · Score: 1

      Perhaps one thing that frustrates me is how a term can carry so many meanings. For many, ID seems to be an attempt to "prove" that natural law is inadequate to explain the nature we see around us. I agree -- this isn't science. It's god of the gaps reasoning, faith, etc.

      But others (at least claim) that ID *is* a natural science that seeks to establish the ultimate cause of a complex state (like forensics or SETI). If that were the case, then we could at least consider the possibility of ET playing a role or something. Such claims could be analyzed in a logical manner. Of course, in terms of evolution on the species scale, ID could be quickly dismantled. Perhaps the only area of debate would be on the molecular scale (with DNA methods, etc).

      I just wish ID advocates would be consistent in what they mean by ID.

    10. Re:Not Flight, Intelligent Falling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife says, "Science explains how, religion explains why."

    11. Re:Not Flight, Intelligent Falling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Bob9113 writes:
      Science is the search for natural explanations to non-intuitive phenomena.

      Hmm; I always thought that Science is the search for "what is", using methods of observation, testing, and repeatability, going wherever the evidence leads.

      Okay, by your definition, Science = Naturalism. As I understand IDers, they claim that Naturalism is a philosophy that has captured the field of Science, and they disagree that Science should be so limited.

      So it seems that you and IDers are operating under different definitions of Science.

      (Btw, according to your definition, the SETI project is unscientific.)
    12. Re:Not Flight, Intelligent Falling by blueskies · · Score: 1

      That's really funny!

      Don't let unchristian scientists pollute the mind of our youth with their erroneous theory of gravity that denies God's hand. Write to your schoolboard and demand equal time for the theory of Uncaused Force. It is time for an open mind in science. Teach the controversy.

      I agree with the first sentence. Let Christian scientists pollute the mind of our youth! No sense in letting heathens do it for us. But one thing...Uncaused Force is not a theory...it doesn't predict anything!

    13. Re:Not Flight, Intelligent Falling by Bob9113 · · Score: 1

      Btw, according to your definition, the SETI project is unscientific.

      That is correct. Until and unless ETI is observed, it will remain a hypothesis, just like ID.

    14. Re: Not Flight, Intelligent Falling by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > I think the word "theory" is usually linked to something we think is "probably true". It's a working hypothesis

      We use the word "theory" for several different things.

      It can mean a guess or suspicion, as in "I don't know who stole my calculator, but I have a theory who did".

      It can mean a formal mathematical system, such as "computational complexity theory".

      It can mean a well accepted model that explains some class of observed phenomena, such as "neo-darwinian synthesis".

      The term is also used in "conspiracy theory", which is hard to distinguish from "symptom of paranoia".

      We also say "in theory, blah blah", where "theory" seems to be an appeal to some assumed principle that underlies the "blah blah" claim.

      And the one that it's "usually linked to" in your mind isn't what it means in the sciences.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  31. Why not? by node+3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What you've said implies that it's not impossible, just really, really difficult, and extremely unlikely, but you haven't made the case that it's "not possible".

    They've found fossils with traces of blood, skin, flesh and feathers.

    In terms of half-life, there's got to be some "dino-dna" around somewhere right now. At least, given a large enough mass of extant dinosaur remains.

    The real question is just how much raw dino-mass it will take before any usable DNA can be expected to be found. Perhaps it would take many times more mass than that of every dinosaur that ever lived, but perhaps it's small enough that it's probable that in some museum somewhere is a realistically findable and usable strand of DNA.

    I most certainly do not know the answer to that, but I'm not convinced you do either, and I suspect are just promoting as fact something that is more a belief on your part without any serious calculation to back it up.

    1. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      good post.

      And you don't even need to find a single strand of dna... lots of pieces will do. It just takes computing power to calculate the original un-broken strand, and then work in the lab to recreate (I'm not saying it's easy).

      Example: you can probably guess what these three dna strands came from:

      - srethinkoffl
      - offlightsevolution
      - dinosaurfor
      - urforcesrethin
      - sevolut

    2. Re:Why not? by sam_handelman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, I didn't do the calculations myself:
      "However, kinetic calculations predict that
      small fragments of DNA (100-500 bp) will survive for no
      more than 10 kyr in temperate regions and for a maximum
      of 100 kyr at colder latitudes owing to hydrolytic damage
      (Poinar et al. 1996; Smith et al. 2001). Even under ideal
      conditions, amplifiable DNA is not thought to survive for
      longer than 1 Myr." - see reference below

        As to your proposal, if I make enough random DNA out of monomers, eventually one of those artificial chains will form a complete dinosaur chromosome. How, exactly, do you propose that I identify this perfect chromosome from among the population in my (absolutely enormous) sample?

        Reference:
      http://www.journals.royalsoc.ac.uk/openurl.asp?gen re=article&eissn=1471-2954&volume=272&issue=1558&s page=3

        For what you *can* do with fossil DNA, read this:
      http://www.pnas.org/cgi/content/full/102/39/13783

      --
      The good and new comes from no quarter where it is looked for, and is always something different from what is expected.
    3. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But ....

      Take all the root DNA that still exists in the living fossils today (crocodile, tuatara, other long surviving species), and you could have a reasonable basis to start with. Add onto that whatever detail you can extrapolate from whatever DNA sources you can find in the original dinosaurs, and you should have a chance of bridging the gap.

      Ok, not easy I admit ....

    4. Re:Why not? by node+3 · · Score: 1

      Even under ideal conditions, amplifiable DNA is not thought to survive for
      longer than 1 Myr.


      "not thought to" is different from "not possible", although I'd accept adequately long odds as being essentially the same as "not possible".

      It would seem to me that the idea of a half-life would apply (although not necessarily linearly), in that after so much time, there would be half the original DNA left, and so on, so that even after hundreds millions of years there would be some amount of intact DNA around, given you have a large enough initial supply.

      As to your proposal, if I make enough random DNA out of monomers, eventually one of those artificial chains will form a complete dinosaur chromosome. How, exactly, do you propose that I identify this perfect chromosome from among the population in my (absolutely enormous) sample?

      Of course, even in Jurassic Park, they weren't exact clones of dinosaurs--they used frog DNA, and I'm pretty sure the cells themselves weren't dinosaur cells. So as long as we accept that limitation, it appears you bring up two problems:

      1. How to find the DNA
      2. How to verify it's actual dino-DNA, and not just a sort of jumbled mix

      Issue 1 is addressed by narrowing your search. In Jurassic Park they did this by using blood trapped in amber.

      Issue 2 might eventually be solvable by computer, but even assuming it's not, I could imagine just attempting to clone a dinosaur using the DNA you are able to find, and if you end up with something very much not like a dinosaur, then it was bad DNA.

      Unfortunately, I don't have access to the papers you linked to, so I can't address them directly.

      If you had said that a Jurassic Park scenario is not currently possible and quite possibly will never be possible, for dinosaurs, I probably wouldn't have been compelled to reply. It's just when someone says something is "not possible", it requires a bit more than it being a really tough problem.

    5. Re:Why not? by lisaparratt · · Score: 1

      How, exactly, do you propose that I identify this perfect chromosome from among the population in my (absolutely enormous) sample?

      Ah, just apply a stepwise optimisation algorithm! I hear many good things in this field about Genetic Algorithms, maybe they're worth a try?

    6. Re:Why not? by efatapo · · Score: 1

      How, exactly, do you propose that I identify this perfect chromosome from among the population in my (absolutely enormous) sample?

      It's really simple actually. It's the same way we sequence genomes. Shotgun style. You have a whole bunch of samples and they all degrade in different ways. As long as most of your breaks are overlapping you can piece everything back together.

      ----X----X----
      --X---X----X--
      In this simple diagram you can see how I wouldpast together the overlapping regions.

    7. Re:Why not? by sam_handelman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you did that, you'd find the random DNA that happened to be most similar to current living things. There's no reason to think it would be similar to dinosaur DNA.

        The DNA in the dinosaur bone (or mosquito), if there is any, is now essentially random - it contains no information content.

      --
      The good and new comes from no quarter where it is looked for, and is always something different from what is expected.
    8. Re:Why not? by sam_handelman · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand. The problem is not - how can I sequence this genome? That's relatively easy.

        The problem is - this genome has become a randomized mixture of silicates, how can I recover the original information content? Well, I can grab whatever random stuff is there - with some super science that lets me turn the silicon back into carbon and whatever - and if I do so than at some point I'll find one where the information content happens to be preserved - but I have no way of identifying it! The odds are so low that I'll find just as many where the apparent DNA content has been randomly altered to look like some modern animal and it will *look* correct.

        Hence, impossible and not merely very hard.

      --
      The good and new comes from no quarter where it is looked for, and is always something different from what is expected.
    9. Re:Why not? by sam_handelman · · Score: 1

      Okay, it's true, after some huge amount of time there would still be some tiny amount of uncorrupted DNA left.

        However, it may or may not be chemically different from the corrupted DNA - which, before it degrades entirely, has a good chance of degrading into other nucleic acid bases (or into things that might be degradation products of other nucleic acid bases.)

        The *information content* is gone.

        Put another way, suppose I take three million dictionaries, written in a language you do not know, and I scramble 99% of the letters. There are going to be a certain number of words left unscrambled. However, there are going to be roughly the same number (probably more) words formed completely at random.

        Even if this unknown language is somewhat similar to english, if you look through the contents of these dictionaries for things similar to english words you are far more likely to find english words formed out of random letters than you are to find true cognates.

        Now, I don't know *exactly* where the theoretical limit for recovering this information is - but kinetics indicate it should be at about 1 million years. It might be 10 million - but it isn't 65!

      --
      The good and new comes from no quarter where it is looked for, and is always something different from what is expected.
    10. Re: Why not? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > They've found fossils with traces of blood, skin, flesh and feathers.

      For dinosaurs? They've certainly found fossilized impressions of skin and feathers, and there was an interesting discovery of some bone structure a few months back that was initially (but incorrectly) described as "soft tissue". I don't think there's anything else, but I'd certainly like to know about it if there is.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  32. As we all know, the secret to flying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

    So the burning question is... did this thing miss?

    1. Re:As we all know, the secret to flying... by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      ...is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

      I often wondered about this. Douglas Adams wasn't a scientist, but he had a decent layman's knowledge of scientific ideas. Did he realise that 'missing the ground' is exactly how, for instance, a Soyuz manages to stay up?

      --
      Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
    2. Re:As we all know, the secret to flying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. He did. His knowledge of science was pretty good.

      But I couldn't say if he meant this as a play on the idea of an orbit, or if he just found the idea amusing.

    3. Re:As we all know, the secret to flying... by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      No, obviously this particular specimen didn't miss. It hit the ground so hard, it was enveloped by solid rock...

      --
      Oh well, what the hell...
  33. The movie didn't use bones either. by Belial6 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The movie also used DNA from insects tapped in amber. ...or is the capital A in Amber because they found bugs in some girl named Amber? ;)

  34. Re:Either that or.... by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1, Troll

    Proponents of evolution sometimes forget that it is a theory and that other explanations are possible. They also dismiss the fact that evolution may only be a part of the big picture. Why could a great designer not design evolution itself?

    I don't claim that it is impossible that evolution is the actual explanation for how life came to be. However, scientists do not have all the answers yet. A widely debated example is how the eyeball evolved. Some try to explain that given a million years this is possible. Then you have the eye socket and brain plumbing that go along with sight.

    One argument against evolution that I have is you don't see all these half developed fossils being dug up. For example, you'd expect to see animals with 1 arm, 2 arms, 3 arms, 10 arms, no arms, half an arm, round arms, and so on for every part of the body while evolution is fine tuning this stuff. As far as I know, this isn't the case.

    I haven't seen this mentioned before but here is my theory for interest's sake: the living creatures of this earth may have been "put here" by some higher being or via the design of some higher being. Creatures are given the ability to adapt to their environment which makes perfect sense. If the creatures are expected to live on their own and make Earth their home for thousands or millions of years and the planet changes as it gets older, the ability to adapt makes good sense. In what ways can they adapt? Lots of ways, as programmed in our DNA. Parts of us which are no longer useful become dormant but in the future - let's say we all blow ourselves up and are back to the stone age - those things could come back. For example, hair all over our body. The possibilities are all preprogrammed and not just accidental.

    One thing I can say with certainty is to keep an open mind. Evolutionary fanatics clinging to this one theory need to realize how history repeats itself. Our beliefs can and have been turned on their head surprisingly in the past. The world is round.

  35. doesn't count by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    That guy's dead. And before that he was a paraplegic.

    1. Re:doesn't count by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      Orignal TV Series Superman was not a parapalegic - just lame copy guy. And surely the three from the second Superman movie (it was the second one, right?) who were scary prisoners are still alive?

  36. This "evolution" thing again? by CrimsonScythe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Hmm, I was sure we had debunked this whole "evolution" fad thoroughly already? I mean, why would God make all those creationists say that evolution is wrong if evolution actually is correct? That just wouldn't happen. Wake up, people!

    --
    The view was horrible and the smell was even worse; Julie severely regretted becoming a proctologist.
  37. Dinosaur Forces Rethink Of Flight's Evolution? by webslacker · · Score: 2, Funny

    When did the dinosaurs develop a military, and what happened the first time they thought about the evolution of flight?

  38. Re:Either that or.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I'll field this one guys...

    Proponents of evolution believe in evolution because it is extremely well supported by evidence. Until some other scientific theory (as in testable, falsifiable, non-philosophy) comes around and supplants it, I don't see this changing.

    The fossil record is full of bizarre creatures of practically every shape and size.

    Transitional fossils happen to be more rare than other fossils. For every creature partway between species, there lived millions of creatures with a relatively stable gene pool. If you visit a junkyard, do you expect to see tons of prototypes mixed in with the regular cars? Note that this analogy is not intended to illustrate the process of evolution (as cars have intelligent designers), but the relative numbers of stable and transitional entities.

    As for the eye, it's a perfect example of something that could have evolved. Did you know that the light receptors in the retina are behind the nerves that carry the message to the brain? The hole in the retina through which that nerve bundle passes creates a blind spot in human vision (and the vision of other mammals). Why would an intelligent designer build such a poorly-conceived device? Note that there is a species of cephalopod (cuttlefish I think) that has eyes built with the nerves/photoreceptors reversed, so it's obvious that eyes built this way function.

  39. Bird/Dinosaur by Belseth · · Score: 2, Informative

    One massive problem with the theory of birds evolving from dinosaurs is the date for birds keeps going backward and very early feathered reptiles have been found. The solution seems obvious. Birds, Mammals and dinosaurs evolved at roughly the same time. The mammals of the time were more reptile like but so were the birds. If birds came from dinosaurs birds should have evolved at the end of the Cretaceous not at the begining of the Triassic as the earliest bird accestors seem to show up. The similarities appear to be more from a common ancestor and parallel development.

    1. Re:Bird/Dinosaur by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 4, Informative

      If birds came from dinosaurs birds should have evolved at the end of the Cretaceous not at the begining of the Triassic as the earliest bird accestors seem to show up.

      Not at all. Birds, capable of real powered flight, are known from lower Cretaceous already (even upper Jurassic, if you count Archaeopteryx, which might infact come from a relic island population). Check out what has been found and is still being found from Liaoning, China. I study vertebrate paleontology and I'm not aware of any earlier bird-like creatures than middle or upper Jurassic. Can you give a reference? Longisquama might have had feathers (many paleontologists don't agree), but otherwise it's not very bird-like. Feathers might even have been a trait that many reptiles of certain kind had in those times.

      The evidence for birds evolving from dinosaurs (and actually being dinosaurs) is nowadays overwhelming. The anatomical similarities between birds and maniraptoran dinosaurs are as obvious as those of apes and humans. Genera like Buitreraptor (a dromaeosaur) are actually very strong candidates of being secondarily flightless creatures (meaning, their ancestors had the ability to fly but reverted to flightlessness). Also, this new find also makes it clear that an earlier find, Rahonavis from Madagascar, is actually a dromaeosaur, and Rahonavis is generally considered having been capable of flight. Thus, we have a flying dromaeosaur! These are fantastic finds, and our picture of the evolution of birds becomes clearer by every one of them. And it is a very controversial field of study, we are probably still in for quite many suprises in near future. But that's what makes all of this so interesting.

    2. Re: Bird/Dinosaur by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > One massive problem with the theory of birds evolving from dinosaurs is the date for birds keeps going backward and very early feathered reptiles have been found. The solution seems obvious. Birds, Mammals and dinosaurs evolved at roughly the same time.

      Dinosaurs were around for ~100,000,000 years, and there's no requirement that birds wait for them to all die.

      Even if birds split off during the first million years of that period, it would still be correct to say that they evolved from dinosaurs.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  40. Photoshopasaurus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a distant relation of bigfootsuitus, in my erstwhile opinion...

  41. Re:Either that or.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man, grab a gun and shoot yourself in the face. Please.

  42. MOD PARENT UP INSIGHTUL by aussie_a · · Score: 1

    He has a point. Superman DIDN'T evolve on this planet. Why's he modded funny?

  43. MOD PARENT UP RETARDED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    shut up, you stupid faggot

  44. Re:Either that or.... by asavage · · Score: 1
    There are lots of errors in your argument. First of all your miss-use of the world theory. From the dictionary (and talkorigins.org)

    in science, "theory" means "a statement of what are held to be the general laws, principles, or causes of something known or observed."

    Over 99% of Biologists agree that evolution is fact.

    Secondly, they eye didn't suddenly evolve fully formed. you can read lots of links here if you are inclined: http://www.origins.tv/darwin/eyes.htm

    About your comment about all the different limbs, have you ever noticed how all mammals are on the lowest level very similar? We all have 4 limbs, two eyes, etc? This was determined in our evolution over a billion years ago. The limbs mammals have evolved from fins/flippers. The four limb combination came around before we ever stepped on land. It has stayed this way as it is the minimum practical number of limbs you can get by with. Extra limbs waste a lot of energy and is only practical for insects. I heard a (fit) human can outrun any animal if given enough time. They may be faster but only using two legs is a lot more efficient.

    About evolutionists being wrong at the end of your comment, the only way we could be wrong is if false evidence was planted by these aliens/god. There are millions of bones and fossils that all point to evolution. Sometimes fossils are found that change the exact timeframe, or introduce new extinct species but they all agree in their age and locations with evolution.

  45. Re:Either that or.... by Scott7477 · · Score: 1

    Please supply some references to academic literature that support the statement "transitional fossils happen to be more rare than other fossils". It sounds like you are describing "punctuated equilibrium" which has replaced Darwin's original theory of random mutation and natural selection occurring gradually through geologic time.

    --
    "Lack of technical competence coupled with the arrogance of power, as usual, leads to no good end."
  46. The correct location by tessonec · · Score: 1

    The article has two geographic errors: first, it was found in Rio Negro province, not Neuquén.

    Also, the article is misleading when saying "found in Central Argentina" Neuquén and Río Negro are provinces in Patagonia, which is South enough to be considered Southern Argentina.

  47. Re:Either that or.... by mcc · · Score: 4, Insightful
    However, scientists do not have all the answers yet. A widely debated example is how the eyeball evolved.
    Actually, scientists have a number of feasible explanations of how the eyeball might have evolved; the first hypothetical suggestion of how eye evolution could work was actually offered by Charles Darwin in 1872. This page references several detailed analyses of the subject from 1994; poking on google before I got that link I found a page with couple references to more papers published in 1997, but then lost it. Perhaps you could look for it yourself if you are curious.

    The only "controversy" on the subject of the evolution of the eye is that which creationists have attempted to manufacture. Do you have specific problems with any of the published research on this subject since 1994? If not, then what is the problem, exactly?

    Or perhaps what you mean by "controversy" is that scientists are still researching the specifics of the mechanisms by which the eye might have evolved, and thus we have multiple papers on the subject? If so, I think you are mischaracterizing as "controversy" what scientists would call "discussion".
    For example, you'd expect to see animals with 1 arm, 2 arms, 3 arms, 10 arms, no arms, half an arm, round arms, and so on for every part of the body while evolution is fine tuning this stuff.
    Why on earth would you expect this? Perhaps you just have strange expectations.

    And last I checked, the arthropod phylum even today offers a wide variation among its members in number of legs. If you are interested in the evolutionary paths that lead to a specific number of limbs, perhaps the phylogeny of the arthropods would be a good place to start looking?
    One thing I can say with certainty is to keep an open mind. Evolutionary fanatics clinging to this one theory need to realize how history repeats itself. Our beliefs can and have been turned on their head surprisingly in the past. The world is round.
    So let us say someone comes in and says that we should, with certainty, keep an open mind about the idea that maybe the earth is flat after all. "Round earth" fanatics clinging to the theory that the earth is sort of roundish need to realize how history repeats itself; our beliefs can and have been turned on their head surprisingly in the past. Yes, of course all available, non-discredited data and theory we have with which to explain the world around us suggests the earth is a slightly lumpy sphere. But maybe we've just fundamentally misunderstood things about the shape of the earth; there could be possibilities we haven't considered yet.

    Do we bother to give this person the time of day?

    Or do we just say, screw that, we're going to stay with the round earth theory-- as well as the theory of evolution-- because it explains all the data we have, and no competing theories for that data exist.

    Saying "maybe your theory is wrong" is effectively meaningless to someone working in the field of science unless you can immediately answer the question "then what is right?". Theories aren't overturned by "I don't like that theory, give me another". They're overturned only by alternate theories. And no, half a post on slashdot about how maybe space is a looping 3-manifold, and the space photos showing a round earth are an elaborate optical illusion, and we can figure out the details of why this is some other time, don't mean you have an alternate theory. If you cannot form your ideas in terms of falsifiable, rigorously defined models with predictive power, you do not have anything scientists can do anything with.

    P.S.: If IHBT then my hat goes off to you.
  48. Re:Either that or.... by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 3, Informative

    The world is round.

    Historical evidence shows that most people have known the world is round for thousands of years. That everyone thought it was 'flat' until Columbus is a combination of promotion by himself and the Spanish royal family who sponsored him and the Roman Catholic church. In fact the route taken by Columbus was not the most obvious one. Its more like the route that would be taken by someone who *knows* there's a large landmass in the north Atlantic and wants to go under it to go around to the far east. Northern Europeans had been sailing the north Atlantic all the way to Canada for hundreds of years by then.

  49. Re:Either that or.... by king-manic · · Score: 1

    Proponents of evolution sometimes forget that it is a theory and that other explanations are possible. They also dismiss the fact that evolution may only be a part of the big picture. Why could a great designer not design evolution itself?

    Ic oudl support this idea. It doesn't deny facts, doesn't try to confuse legitimate science with religious rationalization. God designed evolution and set it on it's course.

    I don't claim that it is impossible that evolution is the actual explanation for how life came to be. However, scientists do not have all the answers yet. A widely debated example is how the eyeball evolved. Some try to explain that given a million years this is possible. Then you have the eye socket and brain plumbing that go along with sight.

    Mostly tangetial. Not too hard to postulate how it came about. We may never know for sure but it certainyl isn't impossible.

    One argument against evolution that I have is you don't see all these half developed fossils being dug up. For example, you'd expect to see animals with 1 arm, 2 arms, 3 arms, 10 arms, no arms, half an arm, round arms, and so on for every part of the body while evolution is fine tuning this stuff. As far as I know, this isn't the case.

    Now your getting stupid. Evolution doesn't work the way you think. I suggest actualyl learning about it.

    I haven't seen this mentioned before but here is my theory for interest's sake: the living creatures of this earth may have been "put here" by some higher being or via the design of some higher being. Creatures are given the ability to adapt to their environment which makes perfect sense. If the creatures are expected to live on their own and make Earth their home for thousands or millions of years and the planet changes as it gets older, the ability to adapt makes good sense. In what ways can they adapt? Lots of ways, as programmed in our DNA. Parts of us which are no longer useful become dormant but in the future - let's say we all blow ourselves up and are back to the stone age - those things could come back. For example, hair all over our body. The possibilities are all preprogrammed and not just accidental.

    This is now completely orthoganal to discussing anythign intelligent. Your just a pot head with a stupid idea at this point.

    One thing I can say with certainty is to keep an open mind. Evolutionary fanatics clinging to this one theory need to realize how history repeats itself. Our beliefs can and have been turned on their head surprisingly in the past. The world is round.

    Shameless rationalization. Evolution will change as new information get acrued. ID/creationism may as well however ID/creationism are meaningless religious ideas that are at best vague, at worse idiotic. Sometimes what is commonly believed is false, however you need soem framework to work with. Evolution is exstremely well supported. As much as gravity, thermo dynamics, ect... So to say it's all bunk and that a politically motivated religious idea is a credible alternative is stupid to put it bluntly.

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  50. Jurassic park's other principle by harshits · · Score: 1

    One more thing in jurassic park was the fact that, they were only producing (if i may use tht word) male dinosaurs, so that they could have a control over it. However, as is found out, they inherit a property from another species (thing it was some frog), whose blood might have been used as a filler, and which had a property that, reproduction was still possible,and hence the dinosaurs eventually started laying eggs on their own.

    1. Re:Jurassic park's other principle by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Actually, they were all female.

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  51. Re:Either that or.... by Sique · · Score: 1

    It's as simple as this: As soon as a mutation proves to be useful, other mutations, that weren't usable before now might acutally support the usage of the new mutation (for instance with the advent of the eye mutations that color the skin like the ground prove to be a good idea). Soon those strands of livings that have both mutations gain an advantage above the animals which have only have. This might happen several times, and the evolution seems to go faster (which in fact it doesn't, just the multiplication of effects due to the interaction of mutations does).

    With that comes an exploration of ecological niches that were barren for the livings before because the new mutation shifts the balances. So you not only get acceleration, you also get radiation. The new strand of livings moves into new niches and diversifies itself to adapt to those niches. After some time the balances are back, and the movement stops, and evolution seems to slow down, mutations do assemble further within the genome of the livings, but none of the mutations is disruptive enough to strike the balance and shift the weights.

    The evolution of the eye for instance has happened in a very short time (guesses are about 2 mio years) about 440 mio years ago. You don't find any eyes in fossils older than 445 mio years, but they are abundant in fossils from 435 mio years ago. Because even small improvements in the eye prove to be so successful, you don't find many species yet which have something you could call an 'incomplete eye'. But they are still there, mostly in environments where eyesight is not that important. For instance there are animals which just have light sensitive cells on the skin, some water snails have small pits where those light sensitive cells are concentrated, which allows a sense of direction, some tube worms have deeper pits which allow already for spotting of movement. And then you have all those animals where those pits are closed with a cellular structure, that is transparent and acts as an optical lens: insects, cancers, arachnidae, cuttle fish, cordatae and vertebratae.

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  52. Lets just go to the basics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would a creature without wings 'think' it could survive better with wings and push itselfs to grow some very complex attributes to its body?

    The matter is, how flight works a.k.a. avionics is very complex. Ok, the human thought it could fly and now it can. But only by study and intelligence together. Other creatures (or should I say "evolutures"?) didn't had the intelligence nor the chance to study. So how would they know what to grow to be able to fly?

    Another thing with fossiles is the carbon dating method. It is based on assumptions. Science based on assumptions is unstable science. Since it is proven that penguins living for ca. 30 years are dated 3500+ years with the same kind of carbon dating they use on fossils. Other examples besides the penguins are being available where it is clear carbon dating is not accurate, least to say not usable enough to use over and over again to proove something.

    There are thousands of places on earth wich (for evolutionists) contain mysterious combinations of fossils, footprints of creatures from different era's (for the evolutionists) etc.

    There are people out there wich scientificaly can proove evolution much more wrong than evolutionists can proove the bible wrong. Science and the bible do go along with each other folks. Do your homework......

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    1. Re:Lets just go to the basics by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Insightful
      proove

      I never understood this. OK, creationists are by definition not especially bright, but why do they consistently misspell 'prove', and always in the same way?

      Perhaps there is some classic, standard work of creationist material that they all memorise and regurgitate as required, and which contains this error of spelling? Has this small mutation of the language propagated itself in this isolated and self-contained colony, and are we seeing a case of linguistic speciation here?

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    2. Re:Lets just go to the basics by curtvdh · · Score: 1

      It's called Intelligent Spelling, and IS 'scientists' are demanding that public schools give equal time to their theory of spelling, since there are obviously gaping holes in the currently accepted Theory of Spelling by mutation and selection.

      Or maybe they're just a bunch of illiterate fucking assholes.

    3. Re:Lets just go to the basics by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      You see, I have this theory here that explains this phenomenon quite nicely; it's called "Intelligent Pronounciation"...

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    4. Re:Lets just go to the basics by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      I'd strongly recommend you read Darwin's Origin of Species. I'm about half way through it and I've been surprised by some of the common misconceptions people (including you and me) have about natural selection. Firstly, creatures don't will themselves to evolve; they mutate in a way that either makes their likelihood of reproduction stronger and/or allows them to best other species in their environment. These changes over long periods of time (or short periods for domesticated animals), accumulate into wildly different features.

      Thing of those gliding squirrels evolving longer arms for a bigger wingspan, losing superfluous features like hair and a tail, and musculature adapted to flapping its inner-leg webbing. In a million years, you end up with a new bat-like creature. Do the evolution, baby!

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    5. Re:Lets just go to the basics by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Geez, what a moron. I've never seen so many spelling errors in one post, and this is a person who almost certainly is an American and only speaks English.

      Carbon dating isn't even used for fossils; it's only good up to about 50,000 years or so because of C14's short half-life.

    6. Re:Lets just go to the basics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you give multiple references to where you have seen the same word mispelt in creationist literature? I don't think so.

    7. Re:Lets just go to the basics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Proove is Australian english.

  53. Ahem - Obligatory Toy Story Quote by ndansmith · · Score: 1

    "That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style!"

  54. Re:Either that or.... by tooth · · Score: 1
    Why could a great designer not design evolution itself?

    Occams Razor

  55. Re:Either that or.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great point. How come we never see "nature's" mess-ups. No entropy. If we evolved into this stable state then how come there is NO evidence to support it. I mean we should have half-human looking things, not short people(erm hobbits apparently, children in non-scientific literature). We should have one eyed humans, no eyed humans, humans with a more primitive skeletal system(not something that looks likebad posture). Humans with radically different genetic makeup, I mean 5% difference from an ape, and 2% from different humans?! If we evoled from apes then why don't we see this, why aren't there human apes out there just waiting for the chance to evolve? If evolution is the process of improvement over time then why don't we see it! Then if every creature evolved on it's own then why the need for reproduction? How much genetic information is newly created in one generation and passed to the next.

    One final point is if we came from the sea, or goo of whatever then how come we cannot breath underwater, 75%+ of the earth is covered in water why can't we survive in it? There are too many unaswered questions in evolution and nobody is willing to ask them because:

    (a)Scientists lose their funding(So they'll fight tooth and nail to keep it).

    (b)The Government is no longer our god, we realise we have a true God. Therefore anything our government supports that goes against our God we wouldn't stand for(abortion, euthanasia, cloning).

    (c)We can justify having a socialist system that treats humans as nothing more than smart animals, hence we are a 'Human Resource'. So again let's clone a man to harvest x, y, x parts.

    (d)We couldn't teach children that they are 15 million year old sea scum and must become a useful 'Human Resource'. So those who are "useless feeders" are exterminated (so the sick, old, etc).

  56. Slashdot at its best (worst?) by xgamer04 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Apparently I wasn't quick enough to beat all the "HAHA t3h Xianz r teh dum!!11" posts. So I'll say in response: FUCK OFF. Just because there is vocal minority of complete dumbasses who claim to be of my religion doesn't mean I am one of them. It also means that you cannot lump me in with them. I love the stupidity of people who say "well there are many types of Hindus and many types of Buddhists" and then lash out at Christianity because they unfortunately live in a country with asshats like Pat Robertson whose stated goal is to mobilize the most ideologically fuckheaded conservative "Christians" in the attempt to disenfranchise the rest of the voting population.

    So, to recap: just because there are people who do things you don't like does not give you license to do the same things back to them.

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    1. Re:Slashdot at its best (worst?) by meadowsp · · Score: 1

      Hardly a very christian response, is it? What happened to turning the other cheek?

    2. Re:Slashdot at its best (worst?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. As a scientist I take offense at people lumping all us scientists together. Some principles of science I use, others I don't. For example I don't think momentum should always be conserved and i feel angular momentum conservation is just extremist science that undermines the rest of us moderates. Just because I don't adhere to all principles of reason and methodical research doesn't mean I'm not a scientist and my conclusions are no less valid. Don't even get me started on the principles of "algebra". I think we should be free to pick and choose as we see fit.

    3. Re:Slashdot at its best (worst?) by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      I don't think God said "let people crap on you unjustifiably, and don't bother to correct themwhen they're totally wrong." but I could well be mistaken. :)

      BTW, am I the only one who read the name of that dinosaur and wondered "Why would they name a that thing Butt-raper Gonzolez?"

    4. Re:Slashdot at its best (worst?) by ngoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought Buitreraptor gonzalezorum meant "Lesbian dinosaur that looks like Gonzo" (from the Muppets).

      I could be wrong however.

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    5. Re:Slashdot at its best (worst?) by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Why would they name a that thing Butt-raper Gonzolez?

      The name is derived from its unique hunting technique, which consists of erm, attacking the prey... from behind.


      BTW, I really need a bumper sticker reading "HAHA t3h Xianz r teh dum!!11"
      Really.

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    6. Re:Slashdot at its best (worst?) by trongey · · Score: 1

      ...What happened to turning the other cheek?

      So you're suggesting he should have just mooned the guy?

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    7. Re:Slashdot at its best (worst?) by HrothgarReborn · · Score: 1

      I don't think Jesus would approve of you language or message, Christian. Maybe you should work on that whole turning the other cheek and praying for them that despitefully use you and persecute you thing. Maybe you should write "love thy neighbor" 1000 times after sunday school. (Of course since you post to slashdot you probably know how to speed this up using a perl script.)

    8. Re:Slashdot at its best (worst?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You take offense? Well, I'm offended that you think any non-"Xian" can't spell a single word correctly.
      Your recap is very interesting given how you're bashing Christian bashers because they bashed Christians. Read that recap one more time...

    9. Re:Slashdot at its best (worst?) by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Just because there is vocal minority of complete dumbasses who claim to be of my religion doesn't mean I am one of them. It also means that you cannot lump me in with them.

      Wrong. These polls clearly show that the "complete dumbasses" you speak of actually comprise between 40 and 50% of the population. Since the population is not at all 100% Christian (lots of atheists, agnostics, Jews, Pagans, and even Hindus here), it looks like a minimum of half of American Christians are Creationists, probably more. So cut the "vocal minority" crap. You're the minority, buddy. Generalizing Christians to be Creationists is perfectly valid as far as I can see.

    10. Re:Slashdot at its best (worst?) by paxmark1 · · Score: 1

      That Genesis thing. I have a chemistry degree but we had to take religion too. And we did not have to believe it, but we had to discuss it on the tests about Genesis and the next four books having three identifiable sources, Jahwist, Elohist and Priestly. And we had to discuss on the test about the two creation stories in Genesis.

      Actually the head of the religion department came to the college 1953 and tried to teach evolution, but the biology department was not ready to do it yet. But two years later, they did, and he came back as chair, and yes, delightful religion lectures. He could bring Schrodinger into a theological analogy. For a theologian he really knew his basic quantum mechanics and relativity theory. There are various strains of Christianity and all other religions.

      I like the ones who are more laid back.

    11. Re:Slashdot at its best (worst?) by xgamer04 · · Score: 1

      Hey look, a poll! I must be wrong!

      And people who believe in "God" must be Christian! There's no way they could be Jewish, Muslim, or another monotheistic religion.

      PS: the populace in general is stupid. If there was a small group of people who were pushing a different ideology and could squawk louder than the ID morons, your precious poll would reflect their point of view.

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    12. Re:Slashdot at its best (worst?) by xgamer04 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should write "love thy neighbor" 1000 times after sunday school.

      Yeah, I'm really going to take you seriously. Can it, troll. And shut up with the "OMG ur the troll!11" reply: I'm just really pissed off that people can't let others live with whatever religious choice they want without trying to shove it down other peoples' throats. If I'm coming off as a troll, I apologize.

      And as an aside, Jesus said some pretty bold things. ("Get behind me, Satan!")

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    13. Re:Slashdot at its best (worst?) by xgamer04 · · Score: 1

      Actually the head of the religion department came to the college 1953 and tried to teach evolution,

      Yeah, my science teacher in Junior High taught evolution and was a Christian as well. I was skeptical about it then (mostly due to my mother) but I know generally think it's the best model we've got...

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  57. MOD CHILD DOWN FLAMEBAIT by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

    I'm a consumer whore!

    1. Re:MOD CHILD DOWN FLAMEBAIT by Big+Nothing · · Score: 1

      w00t? What did I do?

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      And how!

  58. Powered flight is too good to happen once by FhnuZoag · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It may provide tantalising evidence that powered flight evolved twice.

    Powered flight evolved many times. Insects got there first. Bats evolved it separately from birds. Humans managed it last of all.

  59. It's called gonzo??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Long thin snout?
    Very thin limbs?
    Trying to fly?

    Any chance its color is purple?

  60. Graphical Evolution chart? by BRUTICUS · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know of a graphical chart of the known evolutionary lineage?
    I've always wanted a book that linked all the know ancestors of related species together.

    Please respond if you know of such a book or website.

    Thanks.

    1. Re:Graphical Evolution chart? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:Graphical Evolution chart? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awesome link - thanks!!

  61. Snakes fly... by rosewood · · Score: 1

    Snakes will fly... if you put them on a plane! See!

  62. Re: Please stop! by EddyPearson · · Score: 1

    How many people in this topic are going to make the points that powered flight has already evolved several times. I see sombody posting "Actually, powered flight evolved a number of times, birds, bats and insects" and then 2 comments down i see somebody else saying the exactly same thing in a way to make out that nobody has brought up this point before and they should win a nobel prize for slashdoting. READ THE COMMENTS BEFORE YOU POST THE MOST OBVIOUS THING POSSIBLE.

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  63. BBC "science" team ?!?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The BBC science team needs some education, first, it is more like B-B.S.. For example, from today they write:

    "Shenzhou VI, which has two astronauts on board, is in a low enough orbit to be affected by the Earth's gravitational pull."

    Now, I shouldn't need to explain to anyone what is wrong with that statement, but it is so assinine, inane, and crazy that they shouldn't be called "science" writers. This is just a **typical** example of inaccuracy in the publication. The BBC is not what it was, but it is just a bunch of pseudo-scientific charlatans foisting stupidity on many people who will just trust it without thinking.

    The full story is here:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4340102.st m

    China's spacecraft orbit 'slips'

    China's successful space launch

    In pictures
    China's Shenzhou VI spacecraft is not orbiting exactly as planned and will have to be restored to its original trajectory, state-run media say.
    The "orbit maintenance operation" would take place early on Friday morning, said official news agency Xinhua.

    Gravity has drawn Shenzhou VI too close to Earth, the agency said.

    Shenzhou VI, which has two astronauts on board, is in a low enough orbit to be affected by the Earth's gravitational pull.

    It spent a second day in orbit on Thursday, making it China's longest manned space flight.

    Xinhua quoted experts as saying the procedure to fix the craft's orbit would be a "normal technical operation".

    Nonetheless, the agency said, experts were urging all scientific and technological staff to be "cautious".

  64. Re:Either that or.... by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 3, Informative

    One argument against evolution that I have is you don't see all these half developed fossils being dug up. For example, you'd expect to see animals with 1 arm, 2 arms, 3 arms, 10 arms, no arms, half an arm, round arms, and so on for every part of the body while evolution is fine tuning this stuff. As far as I know, this isn't the case.

    Well, you know what - organisms just don't develop that way. Evolution isn't about randomly growing an extra arm on your side and waiting for it to evolve into something useful. No, evolution always builds on something that is already a functional part of a functional entity. So when the basic tetrapod (four-legged) 'model' evolved, it got fine-tuned during the evolution of the basal tetrapod's descendants: the legs of an elephant are different from those of a newt. Evolution also does not plan anything ahead. It only happens here and now. The direction is decided by current conditions, which create a certain kind of selective pressure.

    To finish with a funny fact: some early tetrapods like Ichthyostega actually had seven or eight digits on their feet! ;)

  65. Re:Either that or.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Theories aren't overturned by "I don't like that theory, give me another". They're overturned only by alternate theories.
    theories can be overturned in two ways: By theories that describe the (experimental) data better, or by (new) data that contradicts the theory.

  66. Re:Either that or.... by EzInKy · · Score: 1


    Great point. How come we never see "nature's" mess-ups. No entropy. If we evolved into this stable state then how come there is NO evidence to support it. I mean we should have half-human looking things, not short people(erm hobbits apparently, children in non-scientific literature). We should have one eyed humans, no eyed humans, humans with a more primitive skeletal system(not something that looks likebad posture). Humans with radically different genetic makeup, I mean 5% difference from an ape, and 2% from different humans?!


    Google "congenital abnormalites". Oh heck, I'll do it for you.

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  67. This is all nonsense, since.. by Sigg3.net · · Score: 1

    ..we all know it happened since a dinosaur fell down from the tree, but was distracted in the critical moment, and failed to hit the ground.

    1. Re:This is all nonsense, since.. by slo_learner · · Score: 1

      Or did the dinosaur throw itself at the ground and miss?

  68. Re:Either that or.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For example, you'd expect to see animals with 1 arm, 2 arms, 3 arms, 10 arms, no arms, half an arm, round arms, and so on for every part of the body while evolution is fine tuning this stuff. As far as I know, this isn't the case.

    The "things" that later became arms/legs evolved long ago, back when our ancestors were still living in the sea.

    Want to see more than four arms/legs? Look at a squid. Heck, even spiders have six or eight legs. One "leg"? Now, if something had only one leg, it wouldn't look like a leg, more like a tail of some kind. Like a snake.

    The combinations you are looking for are here. Some of them aren't even dead yet, you just fail to see them because you are only looking at things very close to us in evolution.

  69. Re:Either that or.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do some research is it. There are many examples of proto-eyes as well as many other body parts and as long as all other theories rely on magic i'll stick with the only scientifically tested one thanks.

  70. Very obviously a fake by CdBee · · Score: 1

    It has all the classic signs of fakeness (being in distant land, politically difficult surroundings, area largely unknown to Westerners, and primarily discussed on paranormal-specific websites)

    Plus the images - both of them - were photoshopped. the backbones in the first are obviously superimposed onto what I suspect is an ancient ruined building, and in the second the different lighting on the bones and the dodgy edges where they've been pasted in are very evident.

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    1. Re:Very obviously a fake by RobinH · · Score: 1

      My spidey sense is definitely tingling on this one. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof, and pictures don't count anymore. He needs to get a large group of other archeologists in there to verify this before I'll put any weight in his claim.

      It would be a cool find, of course, but I just don't buy it (yet).

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  71. Re:Either that or.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are still a surprising number of people who are born with genetic defects: no arms, one arm, stumps etc... I guess God still hasn't worked out all the kinks in our genetic code. But wait, I thought God was infalliable!? So much for that!

  72. Birds, Bats, And Bugs by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    > It may provide tantalising evidence that powered flight evolved
    > twice.

    At least three times: birds, bats, and bugs.

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    1. Re:Birds, Bats, And Bugs by ultramk · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the Pterosaurs, which (as far as we know) are unrelated to any modern species.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pterosaur

      Personally, I would be unsurprised if insects developed flight several different times over the millennia. Look at the flight structures of moths/butterflies, beetles, flies and mantids. Many similarities, some interesting differences. I'm not an entomologist, though. Aren't insects the only arthropods with powered flight?

      m-

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  73. No Kidding. Evolution isn't a line slanting upward by ianscot · · Score: 4, Insightful
    There's nothing surprising about a trait evolving many different times. The idea that organisms are moving from a more primitive state toward something more advanced is basically all there is to the idea that flight should only have evolved once.

    Knowing that things have branched more than once for a given trait isn't just interesting for paleontologists, either. For example, the group of flat worms that include modern tapeworms has evolved parasitism several different times over its history. Knowing that it didn't just happen once lets us find close living relations of tapeworms that aren't parasitic -- so we can develop treatments for tapeworms much more easily, because a lab doesn't need to deal with test worms that are paired with host animals. Viola, better medicines against tapeworms.

    It's intuitive to think flight is somehow special because it places extreme physiological demands on the animals that use it, but it's just like any other evolutionary trait. Life is fertile, time is deep. That dinosaurs would maybe develop the trait twice isn't astonishing at all. They were around for a long time, and they maybe had some basic traits (bones with the potential for bird-like light internal structure or something) that made it more likely.

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  74. pterosaurs by acroyear · · Score: 1

    why, just because we know so little about bird origins and so much about pterosaurs, do we keep forgetting to mention them as flyers?

    sheesh...

    you'd think a creature with a 20 foot wingspan wouldn't be forgotten about so easily when talking about flyers.

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  75. Re:No Kidding. Evolution isn't a line slanting upw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Viola, better medicines against tapeworms.

    Unless you usually greet your conclusions with a stringed instrument, I think the word you were looking for is "voila". If, however, you *do* happen to regularly punctuate your sentences orchestrally, then I duly apologise.

  76. Mayfly by passion · · Score: 2, Informative

    "The mayflies are an order (Ephemeroptera meaning "but for a day wing") of insects that grow up in fresh water, and live very briefly as adults, as little as a few hours but more typically a day or two. About 2,500 species in 23 families are known. Other names for these insects include dayfly, shadfly, fishfly, and Canadian soldier."

    From Wikipedia.

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    1. Re:Mayfly by paxmark1 · · Score: 1

      I had mod points yesterday, never used them. I would have modded you up.

      peace,

  77. He just wanted to get to the edge by gearmonger · · Score: 1

    Actually, the Greeks (esp. Pythagoras) figured out the world was round. It was only the Christian-based Europeans who rejected science for faith-based assumptions of how the physical world works (sound familiar?).

  78. Noun/Verb confusion? by rjk191 · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or did anyone else misread the title with "forces" as a noun and "rethink" as a verb?

    1. Re:Noun/Verb confusion? by trongey · · Score: 1

      I initially tried to read it that way, but just couldn't get it to work out. Isn't it great the way that headlines (and jounalism in general) get to completely ignore all conventions of grammar and sentence structure?

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    2. Re:Noun/Verb confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the headline does follow the conventions of grammar. And dictionary.com lists usage of "rethink" as a noun. So does my Webster's New Collegiate.

    3. Re:Noun/Verb confusion? by trongey · · Score: 1

      The headline almost followed the conventions of English grammar. If a couple of articles were added and the verb tense were corrected then it would be a complete and correct sentence.
      I'm not normally a Grammar Nazi, but I couldn't help noticing that your reply on the topic of grammar doesn't include a single proper sentence.

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  79. Re:Either that or.... by TheSync · · Score: 1

    For example, you'd expect to see animals with 1 arm, 2 arms, 3 arms, 10 arms, no arms, half an arm, round arms, and so on for every part of the body while evolution is fine tuning this stuff.

    In high school, a friend of mine was born with only one small, withered arm. Three arms in a person would be difficult from a genetic standpoint, because we develop two arms due to the initial symmetrical division of the body during development. You could have three of lots of organs, but it sure would be difficult to get all the plumbing right and have a surviving person come out of that development.

    On the other hand (no pun intended) polydactylism, having one or more extra fingers or toes, is probably the most common abnormality found at birth. The tendency to have offspring with polydactylism is possibly genetic in some instances.

    Syndactylism, having no fingers or toes, can also be due to a genetic mutation.

  80. Or as we Kansans like to call it... by fdrake76 · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Dinosaur forces rethink of the intelligent design of flight.

    Somewhere in the world, a science teacher just became depressed and doesn't know why.

  81. Reptile?? by fanfriggintastic · · Score: 1

    "The 90 million-year-old reptile, called Buitreraptor gonzalezorum, belongs to the same sickle-clawed group of dinosaurs..."

    Whether or not you subscribe to the whole "dinosaurs became birds" theory, there is no question that dinosaurs != reptiles!
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    1. Re:Reptile?? by geomon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there is plenty of evidence to support the idea that dinosaurs were hot blooded. There is, however, an equal amount of evidence to support the theory that they were cold blooded. Just what distinction you choose to separate dinosaurs from reptiles depends on which theory you support.

      Ignore the differentiation of whales from mammals. I'm sure it was an oversight.

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    2. Re:Reptile?? by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

      Perhaps early dinosaurs were cold blooded, but most of the latter ones
      appear to have been warm blooded. Also birds did not evolve from
      dinosaurs they ARE dinosaurs! IE: the Avion family should not be a separate
      catorgy, but rather a branch inside the dinosauria. Did you know that the
      closet preditor species related to the chicken is the T. Rex. ?

    3. Re:Reptile?? by ultramk · · Score: 1

      "Ask your average paleontologist who is familiar with the phylogeny of vertebrates and they will probably tell you that yes, birds (avians) are dinosaurs. Using proper terminology, birds are avian dinosaurs; other dinosaurs are non-avian dinosaurs, and (strange as it may sound) birds are technically considered reptiles."
      --DinoBuzz, hosted by University of California Museum of Paleontology

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur

      Knowing is half the battle.

      m-

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    4. Re: Reptile?? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > Whether or not you subscribe to the whole "dinosaurs became birds" theory, there is no question that dinosaurs != reptiles!

      There's room for opinion on that. A strict cladist would say that even humans are reptiles, in the same way that we're apes, primates, mammals, vertebrates, chordates, etc.

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  82. Dinosaur Forces Think Of Fighting Evolution by njchick · · Score: 1

    That's how I misread the title. Pretty scary, isn't it? Time for some coffee :-)

    1. Re:Dinosaur Forces Think Of Fighting Evolution by trongey · · Score: 1

      Well, they did try it. Dinosaur Forces: 0 - Evolution: 1.

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  83. Re:Either that or.... by JohnnyDanger · · Score: 1
    One argument against evolution that I have is you don't see all these half developed fossils being dug up. For example, you'd expect to see animals with 1 arm, 2 arms, 3 arms, 10 arms, no arms, half an arm, round arms, and so on...

    Those who are interested should check out the truly bizarre fauna of the Burgess shale, presented in Stephen Jay Gould's "Wonderful Life," which provide examples of the enormous diversity of animals following the Cambrian explosion. Some pictures of reconstructions are at http://www.washington.edu/burkemuseum/bshale/galle ry.html.

    Five eyes and vacuum hose mouth parts... Evolutionary tinkering sounds like reasonable explanation to me.

  84. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've seen a horse fly!

  85. Big Surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, big surprise. The theory of evolution found incomplete and lacking. Hard to imagine...

  86. Oh no, not again... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    We had enough movie plots with the velociraptor. And now we have a vulture dinosaur? Please stop! :(

  87. Or you could say.. by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 1

    "And the Lord, being infinite and all-powerful, set in motion an entire universe, starting with an amusing variety of quarks. After many billions of years, life appeared on many of the planetary bodies in this universe. After many millions more, some of these life forms were capable of intelligent thought, and the Lord was pleased. And the Lord did send Soothing Allegories to placate the literal-minded beings who wanted to believe that It had done all this recently (and possibly involving a turtle or magic tree somehow), while leaving the rest to figure out what had ACTUALLY happened."

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  88. In another study... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Toronto Star had an article the other day that puts another twist on the bird - dinosaur evolutionary path.
    From the article :

    A new study out of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill is attempting to stick a fork in the popular paleontological theory -- explored at a major Royal Ontario Museum exhibition this past summer -- that modern birds represent "living" dinosaurs in our midst.

  89. Re:No Kidding. Evolution isn't a line slanting upw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cello there neighbour!

  90. Dinosaurs in Space by truckaxle · · Score: 1

    I remember reading somewhere where a scientist postulated that there might be the remains of dinosaur or even earlier earth-based lifeforms in space, yes in orbit around the earth. When a large scale meteor hits the earth with enough force there will be ejecta which is sent into orbit around the earth or even further. After all we have rocks from Mars on our planet!

    So the next Jurassic Park series could include a plot where a moon based research team finds chucks of frozen dehydrated dinosaurs with intact DNA - so maybe we could have the next Jurassic Park situated safely on the Moon but when the experiment goes not as planned, due to chaotic influences, the moon based is ravaged and extraterrestial lawyers in spacesuits are gobbled up like popcorn.

    On a more serious note this maybe how life spreads through a solar system. There are probably forms of bacteria or even self replicating pieces of protiens that get transport to other planets via catastrophic collisions and survive the trip.

  91. Re:Either that or.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's no evidence that Europeans had made it any further than Greenland.

  92. I for one ... by whitehatlurker · · Score: 1
    ... welcome our new overlords, the dinosaur forces and their new rethink thingy.

    Ever think that if there really were an alien invasion that /. would /. itself with everyone wanting to welcome them?

    Why would you think such things?

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  93. Re:Superman by kcarlin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    didn't evolve on this planet

    So if flight evolves separately on another planet it doesn't count?

    Typical terracentric rubbish!

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  94. Bat flight evolved once by Acy+James+Stapp · · Score: 1

    From http://mbe.oxfordjournals.org/cgi/content/full/18/ 4/684
    "These results have implications for the understanding of bat evolution, for example, flight in bats may have arisen only once within the Chiroptera (see also Allard, McNiff, and Miyamoto 1996 ). "

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  95. evolved three times by $tendec · · Score: 1

    that would be powered flight evolved 3 times...they forgot bats...this is also for only vertibrates...insects evolved flight also...who know how many times.

  96. Sorry, the position of slashdot editor is filled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nothing but mosquito's and motion blur

    mosquito's what and motion blur?

    What is dos'nt a contraction of? DOS works but not NT?

  97. welcome friend. by yagu · · Score: 1

    Hi scott7477.... I'm your new foe, (or you're my new freak....). Sorry if I've done something to offend... Anyway, I've added you to my friends list (this was the only contact conduit I could find...)

  98. Re:Either that or.... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    One argument against evolution that I have is you don't see all these half developed fossils being dug up. For example, you'd expect to see animals with 1 arm, 2 arms, 3 arms, 10 arms, no arms, half an arm, round arms, and so on for every part of the body while evolution is fine tuning this stuff. As far as I know, this isn't the case.

    Someone needs to hang out at the farm more: Animals born with unusual numbers of limbs are not that rare.

    The fact that creationist use their own ignorance as proof of their inane drivel is why people don't buy into their crap.

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  99. Reading Slashdot Too Fast Humor, Part 127 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read the article title as "Dinosaur Feces... (blah blah blah)." Dinosaur Feces. Flying. Two things that would be very bad together.

  100. Re:Either that or.... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    For example, you'd expect to see animals with 1 arm, 2 arms, 3 arms, 10 arms, no arms, half an arm, round arms, and so on for every part of the body while evolution is fine tuning this stuff. As far as I know, this isn't the case.

    Now your getting stupid. Evolution doesn't work the way you think. I suggest actualyl learning about it.


    You guys need to read fark.

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  101. Yeah, I saw it myself when I hit submit by ianscot · · Score: 1

    As a grade school violist, I should really be kicking myself now. Happily I just don't have the energy...

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  102. Re:Either that or.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Actually, scientists have a number of feasible explanations of how the eyeball might have evolved ...Perhaps you could look for it yourself if you are curious.

    Yeah I had a look at some of these articles too. I am no scientist. But I find great difficulty in accepting that something as organised and complex as life could have occurred by random mutations which eventually arrived at what we are now. Lets take the example of the eye. The surviving mutants must have started at some point (minus the eye) and then according to the evolution theory slowly mutated to get an eye. Why would "natural selection" allow this random attempt to evolve into something it has no idea of, allow to carry on? I mean the "eye" would have been of little use until it had fully mutated! Why would this mutation survive?

    The reason the evolution theory is never accepted by the creationists is because of the sheer impossibility. The best explanation of the sheer chance involved I ever saw was by Michael Cremo. Check the link here http://www.mcremo.com/writing.html. Personally, I am convinced.
    Or do we just say, screw that, we're going to stay with the round earth theory-- as well as the theory of evolution-- because it explains all the data we have, and no competing theories for that data exist.

    You are assuming that there is no perfect knowledge. A crude example would be of someone desiring to know who his father is. He could ask his mum, he could DNA tests, he could ask his "dad" too. But at the end of the day, they could be lying, the tests could be faulty etc...

    There are three known ways of accepting knowledge. By our senses, logic and from authorities. All three have to be utilised. Danger is there in all three. Just because you can see it, doesnt mean ultra violet doesnt exist. By our own logic and senses, the understanding we could get is limited and takes a long time. It is quicker and easier to accept knowledge from an authority. However the correct authority needs to be chosen. You had no issues accepting knowledge from your parents and teachers when you were a little kid did you?

    Scientists and philosophists/religionists are both trying to explain reality. They go about it in different ways. Personally I feel more comfortable with the philosophy that can explain things as is, rather than scientitists competing each other egoistically to promote their own theories for fame, wealth and knowledge. I've got nothing against the scientists. I just dont think they are always right. Especially with the evolution and big bang theories.

  103. CAPSLOCK by yintercept · · Score: 1
    Dinosaurs rumored to have had superior grammar skills when compared to slashdot editors!

    01: NEW EVIDENCE SHOWS THE DINOSAURS WENT EXTINCT BECAUSE
    02: THEY TENDED TO WRITE ALL OF THEIR CODE IN CAPSLOCK
    03: BEGAN ALL OF THEIR LINES WITH LINE NUMBERS
    04: AND USED CRAZY INDENTATION CONVENTIONS IN COMPILING THE CODE.

  104. Re:Either that or.... by mcc · · Score: 1

    The reason the evolution theory is never accepted by the creationists is because of the sheer impossibility. The best explanation of the sheer chance involved I ever saw was by Michael Cremo. Check the link here http://www.mcremo.com/writing.html. Personally, I am convinced.

    The "impossibility" and "sheer chance" thing flogged by creationist is based on a drastic misunderstanding of evolutionary theory; the version of evolutionary theory such statistical arguments are invariably based on is one which no one in the scientific community has ever advocated. In other words, it is a straw man. The link you offer, based on ancient and extremely deceptive analyses by Fred Hoyle and Wickramasinghe, is no exception.

    If you wish to sling links, here is a simple attempt to explain the problem with the "chance" argument, here is a more in-depth one which addresses Mr. Hoyle specifically. The short version is, the thing which Hoyle and Wickramasinghe debunk is not evolution. The thing which all those silly improbable-looking numbers in Mr. Cremo's link are derived from is not actual evolutionary theory. It's just a straw man.

    Perhaps you should make an effort to actually understand these things yourself instead of blindly accepting the authority of creationists.

  105. Re:Either that or.... by AJWM · · Score: 1

    For example, you'd expect to see animals with 1 arm, 2 arms, 3 arms, 10 arms, no arms, half an arm, round arms, and so on for every part of the body while evolution is fine tuning this stuff.

    No, I'd expect to find that in an Intelligent Designer's scrap heap. Evolution is not a designer, it doesn't "fine tune" stuff, it just goes with what works, with things occasionally getting mixed up through mutation or gene mixing (sex!) along the way.

    And we do occasionally see critters with odd numbers of arms or misshapen limbs. These are usually because of teratogenic rather than mutagenic effects. (Ie, that particular individual's embryonic development was messed up by environmental factors, such as chemicals that mimic hormones, physical damage, etc. See 1960s thalidomide babies as an example.) This has nothing to do with evolution, acquired traits are not inherited (retroviruses aside).

    The world is round.

    As every educated or observant person for thousands of years has known, including to a reasonable approximation the diameter, since at least the time of Erastothenes about 200 BC. Everyone thought Columbus was an idiot not because they believed the world flat, but because they knew the westward oceanic route to China was far too long for the ships of the day. What they didn't know was that there was a continent in the middle of all that ocean -- although Columbus may have suspected that from Norse history and stories from Grand Banks fishermen.

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  106. Evolving the eye (over and over and over again) by AJWM · · Score: 1

    Richard Dawkins' book "Climbing Mount Improbable" has an excellent section on how various animal eyes have evolved from basic light-sensitive spots, including diagrams.

    Heck, pit vipers have evolved eyes twice -- the typical vertebrate eye inherited from their reptile ancestors, and the infrared-sensitive pits (like the visible light eyepits of some invertebrates) they use to track prey in the dark.

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  107. L'Anse aux Meadows by Stephen+Ma · · Score: 1
    There's no evidence that Europeans had made it any further than Greenland.

    See L'Anse aux Meadows, the remains of an 11th century Viking settlement in Newfoundland, Canada. Lots of Norse technology found there, including a Viking-style forge.

    1. Re:L'Anse aux Meadows by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

      There's also the adoption of some of the Welsh language by Native Americans in Canada. It is pretty strong evidence that first millennium Celts travelled there.

  108. Wrong by mr_tenor · · Score: 1

    With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine." -- RFC 1925

  109. Flat theory arose in the 1800s by dinodriver · · Score: 1

    All educated people, and especially sailors, in Columbus' day already knew the Earth was round. (if it wasn't, sailors wouldn't have been able to use celestial navigation). I've never heard the claim that Columbus, Spain, and the Church promoted the theory of it being flat - I've always thought it was invented by Washington Irving in his book about Columbus written in the 1800s.

  110. Re: "wrong" meaning is done. stick a fork in it. by s388 · · Score: 1

    and anybody with a firm grasp of human communication should realize that the "popular" (philosophically MISTAKEN) notion of "begging the question" is actually more useful than the technical one.

    because in most cases, a situation really makes a person sit back for a second and think: "Wow, this really RAISES an interesting question." or, the even better use is in response to somebody who tries using a contradictory excuse or a contradictory alibi. "Well...now that begs the question of how you could actually [XYZ]." the word BEGS packs more punch than "raises." it has an effective, even sarcastic ring to it, that 'raises' lacks.

    i can't think of an equally punchy way to say that something has raised the question. so you see, the Wrong Usage seems to fit the purposes of communication like a glove.

    on the other hand, "begging the question" seems pretty cumbersome to describe the commonplace circular argument. (circularly, it's cumbersome because nobody uses it that way....) most people prefer to call that sort of thing "idiotic" or "circular", when they recognize it. "he's begging the question!" is done. stick a fork in it.

    for a while i had a problem with people using "ironically" to mean "strangely/surprisingly/unexpectedly." personally i think it's much better used with its "correct" meaning. but that meaning has been completely taken over by the word "sarcasm." (which has negative connotations, which I don't like.) i'm starting to accept it, though.

    so. Masses 1. Philosophy zero.

    you've been APPROPRIATED.

  111. Re: typo in subject =[ by s388 · · Score: 1

    "wrong" should say right. or correct.

    " 'Correct' meaning is done. stick a fork in it."

    so zilly of me.

  112. Re: Superman by hicksw · · Score: 1

    #5 real man - Bryan Allen & Gossamer Albatross

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gossamer_Albatross

  113. Not so fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with the point you are making, but you have the definition/use of theories all wrong.

    A Theory must be falsifiable. Period. If it is not falsifiable, it is not a theory. A theory that has been falsified is wrong, even if no theory replaces it.

    So what does falsifiable mean? It means that "If we were to find that X is true, this theory is false". This means that any assertion, that no matter what cannot be called into question, is not falsifiable, and therefore not a theory, but a mere assertion.

    Now the theory of Evolution is a large tree with many branches, and those many branches have many leaves. At first branches were lopped off by being falsified, but still the tree stood. New branches were added. Today, science argues mostly about small leaves on the tree. And these leaf-theories do get falsified fairly regularly.

    Like Autumn, however, a lot of leaves can fall of the tree without changing the basic structure that makes up the theory tree. THis is why, even accepting that Eyes are inexplicable today (which I do not accept) does no more than focus the fight on leaves on a small branch on one limb of the tree.

    If, however, one could somehow prove that eEyes are in fact inxplicable, that fact would, by the rules of science, cast some doubt on branches closer to the trunk. This just hasn't happened.

  114. Re:Either that or.... by plover · · Score: 1
    P.S.: If IHBT then my hat goes off to you.

    Well, duh! Of course you were trolled. (I just found the parent post in meta-mod, and spotted your very well-reasoned rebuttal.)

    At least you were polite. Sometimes it's hard to forget that these people have been deluded all their life, lied to by preachers and parents alike, and have been taught that separating fact from myth is heresy. So it's not totally their fault they walk around spouting this nonsense. The unfortunate part comes when they pass this misinformation on to their offspring, in a viral meme fashion.

    It's interesting to consider religions in this context. For them to flourish as they do, they must provide some benefit to the "hosts" or else they would have evolved out of existence (quakers, Amish, and other fringe cults appear to be showing these sorts of losses already.) Historically, religious tenets (such as "don't eat meat from cloven-hoofed animals") offered real-world tangible benefits (avoidance of trychinosis) so it's easier to see how they would have survived back then. But why now? Why do they continue to thrive?

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