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  1. Re:They must have lived in Seattle on Study Suggests Weather and Not Hunting Killed Off Wooly Mammoths · · Score: 1

    This post brought to you by the Discovery Institute. (Interestingly located in Seattle.)

  2. Re:They must have lived in Seattle on Study Suggests Weather and Not Hunting Killed Off Wooly Mammoths · · Score: 1

    That's what caffeine is for. Ennnouuggghh vibbbrrrrattingg aaaannndd yooouuuu ccccaaannn staaayyyy wwwaarrrmmmm.

    Too bad Starbucks wasn't around then. A woolly on a 50 shot latte would be an entertaining sight.

  3. Re:So, when will heads roll? on Trove of NSA Documents and FISC Opinions Declassified Thanks to EFF Lawsuit · · Score: 1

    When the rest of the US wakes up to the fact that the EFF is not just another government institution.
    Maybe it is the three letter acronyms making the populace look the other way in boredom, or maybe they just can't get past two letter acronyms (TV).

    Maybe you should stick to the two letter places....

  4. Re:So, when will heads roll? on Trove of NSA Documents and FISC Opinions Declassified Thanks to EFF Lawsuit · · Score: 1

    And I vaguely recall that the feds retain the right to basically say "you have no standing to sue because we said so". I have no idea of what entity could undertake this and be in any way free of being shut down by the feds who cite national security.

    Yes, you are thinking of the Federal Tort Claims Act. They're the dealer AND the house rolled up in one.

  5. Re:Will we expect charges? on Trove of NSA Documents and FISC Opinions Declassified Thanks to EFF Lawsuit · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Do you expect the head of a spy service NOT to lie? This is at the top of the whole chain of problems with 'intelligence'.

    The basic safety valve in the US approach to government isn't 'democracy' (which we aren't) or some sort of special affinity by a magical deity. It is the concept and application of checks and balances. Nobody can ultimately be trusted. No institution can be trusted for any period of time. You MUST have the ability to check the scope and application of any government department's mission.

    An intelligence service beholden to no one with essentially unlimited funds is a scary monster indeed.

  6. Re:Trusting Trust on Are the NIST Standard Elliptic Curves Back-doored? · · Score: 2

    Ken Thompson's article "Reflections on Trusting Trust" seems to apply here.
    http://cm.bell-labs.com/who/ken/trust.html

    Even if the numbers are corrected, we have no guarantee that a lower-level system isn't undoing that work. Backdoors can (and probably do) exist in not only compilers, but in hardware. If this is the case, then broken encryption parameters are far less important. For example, git uses SHA1 for encryption. Assuming the scheme isn't already broken, it is likely possible to generate a collision with brute-force (especially if you need only one number). If some link in the git chain were thus broken, a replacement file with a backdoor payload could be injected (eg. in the confusion surrounding the gnu.org repos being hacked). As ken points out, once that initial injection is made (assuming it is of sufficent quality) it can be used to add anything to future compiled versions.

    This must be the reason my checking account never balances.....

  7. Re:Open letter to the NSA on Are the NIST Standard Elliptic Curves Back-doored? · · Score: 1

    Oh, and while you're at it, could you please recover the directory I inadvertently deleted last week? I don't recall the name, but I'm sure you do.

    OXOXOX

  8. Re:Supercharging the cells with ions ! on Wireless Charging Start-Up Claims 30-Foot Radius · · Score: 1

    MMMmmm. Sausage links.

    Do slowly frying people smell like bacon cooking?

  9. Re:Not going back on Seagate's Shingled Magnetic Recording Tech Boosts HDD Capacities to 5TB and Up · · Score: 0

    Going by your UID, you're getting on the older side. You're gonna check out sooner or later - might as well get as much done as possible. Practical benefit might be weighted towards performance rather than price

  10. Re:Fingerprint database, anyone? on Apple Unveils iPhone 5C, iPhone 5S · · Score: 1

    What? No.

    The phone doesn't have your fingerprint - it stores a digital value based on some point mapping from a scanner that relates to your fingerprint. Just putting a picture of a fingerprint is not going to unlock the phone.

    Unless the police or whomever could take their digital copy of the print, convert it to whatever (likely encrypted) value for the scanner and inject it into the phone, they can''t do jack. What they COULD do is grab your hand and jam it onto the phone, that would be possible. But if they're into that sort of thing they could just as soon threaten you with a rubber hose.

    And if you're doing some illegal while carrying any cell phone, you belong in the 'dumbass behind bars' category. They don't need to touch the phone to get you in trouble.

  11. Re:Fingerprint database, anyone? on Apple Unveils iPhone 5C, iPhone 5S · · Score: 3, Insightful

    WHY are you worried about a fingerprint? NSA has lots more useful information about you, they don't need the wetware. If anyone actually DOES want your fingerprint, following you surreptitiously for a day will give them lots of chances to pull one (or all ten). It would be just as useful as your unlock code, ie, not. They've got the real data without getting near your phone.

  12. TFA tells us of the real mission: on German Federal Police Helicopter Circles US Consulate · · Score: 1

    They broke some China.

    Spying indeed. They were just trying to help.

  13. Re:You know that things are bad... on Yahoo and Facebook Join Google In FISC Petition After Government Talks Fail · · Score: 1

    Nah, they're just pissed off that they have new competition. The old neighborhood was just fine, thankyouverymuch.

  14. Re:I would have... on Final Mars One Numbers Are In, Over 200,000 People Applied · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure this is being styled as a BYOB party.

  15. Re:Basic Statistics Deception on Arctic Ice Cap Rebounds From 2012 — But Does That Matter? · · Score: 2

    There's the stealth snowmobiles, but you never see them out there.

    My God! He's right

    (Looks nervously northward)

  16. Re:Ooooh, pointy jabs at OSs on Thought Experiment: The Ultimate Creative Content OS · · Score: 1

    but each studio requires a small army of linux gurus to patch and modify the OS and kernel just to keep the OS from constantly falling over.

    But isn't this because the installations are largely custom? Different studios seem to run different toolchains, have their 'special sauce' application that somebody wrote and, of course, have to deal with hundreds of different hardware configurations and even more wetware configurations. It's not like everyone is just installing Creative Suite (as much as Adobe would like that to happen) and letting it go at that.

  17. First World Problems on Apple Sued For Dividing Final Season of Breaking Bad Into Two On iTunes · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Hey, what do you all think of the new iPhone?

  18. Re:No Analog is not better... on Why Steve Albini Still Prefers Analog Tape · · Score: 1

    And 5 GB per song is nothing for master files. Hell, that's a few minutes of video. You think you have problems.

  19. Re:how can you not play an audio file? on Why Steve Albini Still Prefers Analog Tape · · Score: 2

    I'd worry about those expensive studio recorders not being available in the future. The chance of finding a copy of the source code for, say, FLAC and computer hardware that can run it seems higher than a specific 4 channel tape deck last made in the 1990s.

  20. Re:Pseudoscience debunked? on Feds Seek Prison For Man Who Taught How To Beat a Polygraph · · Score: 1

    Man, you think moderation is a mess now.....

  21. Re:Pseudoscience debunked? on Feds Seek Prison For Man Who Taught How To Beat a Polygraph · · Score: 1

    Maybe it was the Radio Shack closest to the NSA labs.

  22. Re:The fishy smell just got worse. on US Intercepts Iranian Order For Attack On US Embassy In Iraq · · Score: 1

    I say we nuke it from orbit.

    It's the only way to be sure.

  23. Re:Between the two organizations on NRA Joins ACLU Lawsuit Against NSA · · Score: 1

    The ACLU, however, has a someone different take on the 2cd Amendment (surprise). Their official position is that the ACLU supports state militias rather than an individual gun right.

    That said, the NRA's position here seems something of a reach. There theory sees to be that if the US government can spy on and collect all communications, then they have de facto created a $whatever watch database. The $whatever in this case being guns. This could be expanded to $whatever = stamps, radios, dildos and Hello Kitty paraphernalia.

    This gives the government the power of regulating pretty much anything ever mentioned in electronic communications. Personally, I'm not so worried. They have enough trouble rounding up pressure cooker aficionados, much less Hello Kitty perverts.

  24. Re:This just in: on NRA Joins ACLU Lawsuit Against NSA · · Score: 1

    The NRA continues to be a bunch of paranoid loons.

    But sometimes they really are after you.

  25. Re:I'm not falling for that! on What Marketers Think They Know About You and What They Really Do · · Score: 1

    Whatever works for you. My wife and I have separate accounts with the ability of for each of us to look up / transfer funds / whatever to the other account. That way we can keep track of balances individually but keep everything out in the open. We like it that way. YMMV. I cannot even begin to imagine having 15 credit cards ....

    It's also turned out to be useful when the banks temporarily screw up one account by locking it for whatever confused reason their computers dream up. Use the other account. We keep the savings account completely separate so that if someone managed to hack into our checking accounts, they could only get to what limited amounts of money we keep there.

    I know people that keep accounts in four different banks. They're worried about a bank run and think this way they'll be able to get to some of their money. Personally, if things are that bad, I'm just going to pull the boat out of the harbor and wait for the smoke to clear.