Exactly. And that's good. Better than weeks of 24x7 reporting of several thousand casualties instead. Them Brittish folk are pretty good at hunting down them Quran Kevorkians. Even those Candian fellers spoiled their stuff your turbin parade a few weeks back. I can't recall too many such revelations here in the States since that scraggly looking Reid feller bent over to tie his Air Nike Napalms. To be honest, I really wish I heard more of these stories here in the States. I think no news is bad news.
I believe Oliver Stone is currently in post production of "Biatch, I Shrunk my Cellmate", starring Josh with Rick Moranis as his prison poon. Josh slips through the bars and later blogs his video adventures of red and black ants fighting over dead camels in Iraq. I've seen the trailer, and the worst part is when a black ant straps some cream of wheat to his belly and charges a red mound yelling "lu lu lu lu lu lu"...
Yeah, I dunno about that one. Have you ever smelled astroturf up close? It smells more like an athlete using a oak leaf for a washcloth. Slashdot smells more like a roomful of Europeans using the biday if you ask me.
Is it true that one of your developers got fired for wearing a Trilby?
Why, yes. Yes, I was! But the fact I wore a trilby and nothing else did not violate the "Casual Friday" section of the Employee Handbook. They used section 10 under "Sexual Harrasment" guidelines instead. A mere technicality if you ask me.
We are gathered here on the discussion page for WALMART. Hello, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such wikipedia edits as "3 out of 4 Denmark Cartoonists say Muhammad uses Tide on mustard stains" to "Quantum neutrino, rhymes with Phillipino".
You may remember me from such linux films as "Today we paper clip hole. Tomorrow we mount." and "Mommy, does kernel panic mean my computer went to heaven?"
Don't kid yourself Billy. If Linus ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
Here in America, on record quarter earnings of 8 billion dollars, I heard Exxon Oil is now offering a national ID card to it's consumers. It will give you a gasoline discount if you use it. I already picked up mine. It has a picture of me on my knees with an Exxon CEO's hands wrapped around my waist and slapping my ass like a rodeo cowboy, "yeehaw! yeehaw! Gidde up consumer! yeehaw! yeehaw!"
Hey, for 10 cents off per gallon, sometimes you do what you gotta do...
Seriously, I have no clue what he even said. But I work for the Antimatter Association of Regulus 5, and I'm just doing my job here. Whew! That was a close one.
Eh? Aye, hoser, I'm from da Norouest Terrtori, and raised in Calgree. I were just aboot ta go ice fishin but a coupla eskeemos beet me over da head with a shank of whale blubber and robbed me naked. I found some dead beaver to feed on but they pretty thin. I seen more meat on a hockey stick. I made a fye err outta their dung for warmin, smokin what chunks are left that wont burn. Whatever, aye. Now aint dat some pritty shit? Send help, kay?
rofl. Well, shiiiiiiizzle sticks. Did I say next "post"? What I meant was next "article". I'm a man of my word. Trust me. It's as good as gold I tell ya. Fools gold even!
Sweet. My first "flamebait"! I don't know how or why I achieved such a glorious award, but I would just like to take some time out now and thank my parents first and foremost; for without them this moment would not be possible. And of course, you the slashdot reader, for encouraging me to stand up for the little guy being oppressed. I will always remember and cherish this award. God Bless America. God Bless slashdot. And God Bless the moderator who made this all possible. [taking a bow in front of the monitor] Thankyou! Thankyou! Good nite everyone! Peace!
Funny enough, but I'm working on a KDE/Qt frontend to dpkg for my kubuntu breezy box. It will more than likely be vaporware though, as that's my specialty! Those are nice features to have btw, especially the subscription interface and email notification. I know one genius (of Einsteinian proportions) named Cactus who runs Arch linux on his servers who did something similar for pacman, calling it _NUS. If I find these features in the current debian pm tool suite, I'll be sure to let you know.
In hindsight, I do seem quite transparent with my metaphors, don't I? I'll try better next time. I'll work in some strippers and monkeys into my next post somehow. I Promise.
One way is to refer to the Ubuntu package database. Then, after selecting the appropriate release and package name, you can click on the "Changelog" link near the bottom for that particular package. For example, for libglitz1 in breezy.
I do not believe dpkg provides an option for such a query based on a package not already installed. The only one I know that does is "apt-file", but it does not return changelog info, just file listings. I wish I had a better solution for you, as it would be nice to know as well.
Go ahead. You know you want to. Take pleasure in your guilt my friend. Linux is for studs, and Gnome is like wet hair and a sweet sweet marlboro in the mouth. I'm currently puffing on a KDE swisher sweet though.
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Your argument reminds me of Mr. Magoo or Ray Charles lecturing a crowd of Optometrists that their eye chart needs to be a little bit closer.
Yassir Arafat, is that you? Did your wooden box come preinstalled with a Mr. Microphone?
I believe Oliver Stone is currently in post production of "Biatch, I Shrunk my Cellmate", starring Josh with Rick Moranis as his prison poon. Josh slips through the bars and later blogs his video adventures of red and black ants fighting over dead camels in Iraq. I've seen the trailer, and the worst part is when a black ant straps some cream of wheat to his belly and charges a red mound yelling "lu lu lu lu lu lu"...
Yeah, I dunno about that one. Have you ever smelled astroturf up close? It smells more like an athlete using a oak leaf for a washcloth. Slashdot smells more like a roomful of Europeans using the biday if you ask me.
We are gathered here on the discussion page for WALMART. Hello, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such wikipedia edits as "3 out of 4 Denmark Cartoonists say Muhammad uses Tide on mustard stains" to "Quantum neutrino, rhymes with Phillipino".
Don't kid yourself Billy. If Linus ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
Hey, for 10 cents off per gallon, sometimes you do what you gotta do...
keep rollin rollin rollin...
Bah dum pa ching!
Seriously, I have no clue what he even said. But I work for the Antimatter Association of Regulus 5, and I'm just doing my job here. Whew! That was a close one.
Neither is appointing Howard Dean as their chairman.
And I'm pretty sure "dot" is for pin marks on a world map.
My Nielsen recording box sitting atop my Zenith says otherwise.
Martha Stewart can flambeau my flaky puffs any day. Can I get a woo woo?!
Eh? Aye, hoser, I'm from da Norouest Terrtori, and raised in Calgree. I were just aboot ta go ice fishin but a coupla eskeemos beet me over da head with a shank of whale blubber and robbed me naked. I found some dead beaver to feed on but they pretty thin. I seen more meat on a hockey stick. I made a fye err outta their dung for warmin, smokin what chunks are left that wont burn. Whatever, aye. Now aint dat some pritty shit? Send help, kay?
How long before Ford realizes Chevy ownz joo!
tamper-free elections? or tampon-free elections? I prefer the latter.
rofl. Well, shiiiiiiizzle sticks. Did I say next "post"? What I meant was next "article". I'm a man of my word. Trust me. It's as good as gold I tell ya. Fools gold even!
Sweet. My first "flamebait"! I don't know how or why I achieved such a glorious award, but I would just like to take some time out now and thank my parents first and foremost; for without them this moment would not be possible. And of course, you the slashdot reader, for encouraging me to stand up for the little guy being oppressed. I will always remember and cherish this award. God Bless America. God Bless slashdot. And God Bless the moderator who made this all possible. [taking a bow in front of the monitor] Thankyou! Thankyou! Good nite everyone! Peace!
Funny enough, but I'm working on a KDE/Qt frontend to dpkg for my kubuntu breezy box. It will more than likely be vaporware though, as that's my specialty! Those are nice features to have btw, especially the subscription interface and email notification. I know one genius (of Einsteinian proportions) named Cactus who runs Arch linux on his servers who did something similar for pacman, calling it _NUS. If I find these features in the current debian pm tool suite, I'll be sure to let you know.
In hindsight, I do seem quite transparent with my metaphors, don't I? I'll try better next time. I'll work in some strippers and monkeys into my next post somehow. I Promise.
I do not believe dpkg provides an option for such a query based on a package not already installed. The only one I know that does is "apt-file", but it does not return changelog info, just file listings. I wish I had a better solution for you, as it would be nice to know as well.
Go ahead. You know you want to. Take pleasure in your guilt my friend. Linux is for studs, and Gnome is like wet hair and a sweet sweet marlboro in the mouth. I'm currently puffing on a KDE swisher sweet though.