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  1. Re:That's cool and all on Images of Apollo Landing Sites Soon Available · · Score: 1

    well, to be fair its not as if you can't fake images these days....

  2. Re:ESR's favorite mixed drinks⦠on 2-Year-Old Has Pack-a-Day Smoking Habit · · Score: 0

    best troll ever!... where are my mod points?

  3. Re:Its not rocket surgery... on Staying In Shape vs. a Busy IT Job Schedule? · · Score: 1

    I know.... what the fuck is that thing doing on slashdot?

  4. Re:That any government attempt to control... on What the US Can Learn From Europe's Pollution Credit System · · Score: 1

    oh, man, I am so addicted to that stuff... I can't go 5 days without it

  5. Re:pffft on Firefox 3.5 Benchmarked, Close To Original Chrome · · Score: 5, Informative
  6. Re:RIP Usenet on RIAA Victory Over Usenet.com In Copyright Case · · Score: 1

    SSSSHHHHHHHHH!

  7. pffft on Firefox 3.5 Benchmarked, Close To Original Chrome · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just did my own test and lynx is faster than firefox and chrome.

  8. Re:There's definately an issue of some sort on Some Overheating 3GS iPhones Glow Pink · · Score: 4, Informative

    I had an issue like that with my old blackberry pearl. I was beta testing some software from my broker and after you loaded the quotes page once, it would continue to download data until you pulled the battery. It would get extremely hot, I didn't notice the problem for a couple hours the first time it happened. I could smell electronics starting to burn and checked over all the computers around my desk before I realized it was my phone. I think you are on to something, could easily be a buggy app causing this.

  9. Re:They DO test it you insensitive clod... on Some Overheating 3GS iPhones Glow Pink · · Score: 5, Funny

    The factory looks like an iGloo

  10. Re:OMG!!!!111! on Some Overheating 3GS iPhones Glow Pink · · Score: 1

    and if Homer gets to eat it: mmmmmmmmmmmmm iLittlePwny

  11. New WoW service on Faction Changes Coming To World of Warcraft · · Score: -1, Troll

    I will provide a service (for a fee of course) to anyone playing WoW who wants to switch to my faction. I call my faction realz0rs.

    the grass really is greener out here with realz0rs. You can interact with any number of different characters or environments. If someone pisses you off you can always PvP them. The graphics are astonishing, and the fps is nearly infinite. Here in the realz0rs if we need a break we play other video games... you remember those, they were other fun things you used to play before you joined the horde... you know like when people would come over to your house, sit on your couch, complain about their girlfriend and play sega soccer slam.... you remember don't you?

    How this works is I come over to your house, collect my fee, beat the living fuck out of you for wasting your time on a boring piece of shit like WoW. Then I unplug your computer and throw it through the nearest window. When the swelling goes down enough that you can open your eyes again you will be shocked at the resolution of the new monitor I have given you. It will take some time to get used to as we have some different social customs here in the realz0rs, for example, calling strangers newfag is kind of frowned upon. A few PvP battles and you will learn these customs.

    or maybe I have just lost too many good friends to this nonsense.

  12. Re:I want to see.. on Toyota Demonstrates Brain Control of Wheelchair · · Score: 1

    I just hope these things can go faster than a honey badger

  13. Re:Artist getting to the bottom of it on Artist Wins £20,000 Grant To Study Women's Butts · · Score: 1

    I assume the worst.

    well it is depressing where the sun don't shine

  14. Re:Last thing to do on Madoff Sentenced To 150 Years · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the words of my hero, Mike Tyson:

    "I'll fuck you till you love me! Faggot."

    /me considers clicking post anonymously, but I have excellent karma, I am sure I don't deserve that.

  15. Re:Welcome to Last Week on Google Mistook Jackson Searches For Net Attack · · Score: 1

    damn it... I came! I came!

  16. Re:Welcome to Last Week on Google Mistook Jackson Searches For Net Attack · · Score: 1

    I cam here for exactly the same reason, to read about Billy Mays. I figured for SURE it would be posted by now. Slashdot fails to bring me the news thats important to me. Now excuse me while I race to the store to horde my favorite household gadgets, before the lack of a marketing campaign causes them to become unpopular, and become a whiter brighter spot in the history books.

  17. Re:Not everything is money on Apple's Obsession With Secrecy Grows Stronger · · Score: 1

    Steve Jobs very well may die.

    I think it is safe to assume he will.... barring some really neat new technological breakthroughs.

  18. Re:I did not think that on Hospital Confirms Steve Jobs's Liver Transplant · · Score: 1

    god damn that is funny. I wonder if his new liver had to be reformatted to hfs

  19. Re:Nice pictures... on Kilometer-High Waves Flow In Saturn's Rings · · Score: 3, Funny

    To put this in perspective, the waves in Saturn's rings are huge,
    but not quite as big as the wave of server failures happening right now at cosmosmagazine.com.

  20. Re:Well, we will just have to on Spam Back Up To 94% of All Email · · Score: 1

    no such thing

  21. whatWHAT? on Microsoft, Amazon Oppose Cloud Computing Interoperability Plan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft... complains about something because it is too secretive? wasn't this in the book of revelations somewhere?

  22. Re:Who cares? on It's Not the 15th Birthday of Linux · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I celebrate Linux everyday of all the years.

  23. Re:2000 all over again on It's Not the 15th Birthday of Linux · · Score: 1

    we really need a way to mod higher than +5 for the parent. I hated those fuckers with a passion, and I partied at the start of both those years. Never really gave a shit about the millennium, just like to party. people need to lighten up.

  24. Re:and who's going to CARE? on Diebold Admits Flaw In Voting Software · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sure, you and I care, but who's the them that's going to DO anything?

    I know, lets take a vote!....

    ok, ok, everyone who wants to vote, open internet explorer and make sure that little padlock looking thing is showing...

  25. Re:The simple one. on What Filters Are Right For Kids? · · Score: 2, Funny

    well if you want your kids to learn fast, just grab your favorite open source browser and hard-code the URL so she can only go to Belladonna's website. Make sure you provide her with a credit card too. After a month or so you can rest assured that nothing on the internet will really shock her anymore. Then you can set her browser back to normal.

    there. another problem solved by asking slashdot.