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  1. Re:I don't get it on ESA and NASA Establish a Joint Mars Exploration Initiative · · Score: 1, Funny

    in Soviet Russia, Mars visits you!

  2. Re:What happened? on ESA and NASA Establish a Joint Mars Exploration Initiative · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The exciting difference in this case is that more than just the USA will be working towards the goal. The apollo missions were ALL about the space race with USSR... at the time that competition was the only thing that would get it done. Now if you consider the fact that we have no TRUE enemies among the countries capable of a useful mars mission, you will realize that COOPERATION is what will drive the next great exploration of the solar system.

    so you are right to say we would have been out of money if things had continued as they were. Now we have the opportunity to do something really amazing. The price of the technology to do a particular task is down. The size of the tax base this will be spread across is up (if you consider the ESA and possibly other international involvement). I don't know if this is the attempt that will put us on mars, but I do believe I will see it in my lifetime. I also believe that these things bring a society together. I have heard the stories of my parents generation gathering around their televisions to watch the moon landing, perhaps I can tell my children about everyone pulling out their smart phone and watching the mars landing. I hope so. We do very little that is positive for the future generations, this is one way to change that.

  3. Re:shoy-bi shoy-bi shoy-bi shoy-bi shoy-bi shoy-bi on Monkeys Show Language Recognition · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I was just thinking it sounded like a Bill Cosby bit.

  4. Re:library of congress on How Heavy Is a Petabyte? · · Score: 1

    somebody hurry up and mod this guy insightful

  5. Re:Chrome is the new Emacs? on Google Announces Chrome OS, For Release Mid-2010 · · Score: 1

    that reminds me, I need to get to work on my viOS. everything you ever do you will have to hit esc esc : and then a series of cryptic one letter commands.

    for example esc esc : psd! would post this message to slashdot with no preview

  6. caddy shack on Man Tries To Trim Tree With a Shotgun · · Score: 1

    my dad used to shoot moles in the yard with a shotgun all the time. come home from school and he would be sitting there in a lawn chair, sipping coffee, shotgun in hand. a little dirt would roll off that mole hill and BLAM... no more mole. It was probably illegal technically in that area, but population was sparse enough to do it safely, plus he was just shooting at the ground anyway.

  7. Re:Not Research on Researcher Trolls MMO, Surprised When Players Hate Him · · Score: 1

    dont talk about fightclub lulz

  8. Re:Not too good. on BT Drops Phorm, Citing More Pressing Priorities · · Score: 0

    I think, all over the world we realize that our rights online will evaporate in the next few years, as governments edge their way into yet another facet of our lives... I just wish we could all agree on that point and try to negotiate a fair trade. Really I think the brits should trade their internet privacy for the following:

    1. a new season of Coupling ending in an uncensored lesbian orgy between all three of the chicks
    2. a return visit of Theo Pamphlet to Top Gear, so that we can see "Theo Pamphlet" on the board twice as often and chuckle about Jeremy's joke where it was harder to pronounce Peter Jones than Theodoris Pafthiefteistifitsis
    3. a better looking hotel inspector
    4. a free and complete DVD collection of Red Dwarf and Fawlty Towers for every american so we can stop watching PBS pledge drives (except when Red Green is on of course)
    5. a show where Gordon Ramsey drives around in Oliver while trying to convince Peter Jones to invest in his new restaurant.
    6. no more antique road show

    perhaps there are more pressing issues, but my knowledge of life in EU comes from watching BBCA...

  9. Re:The real question on Sahimo Hydrogen Vehicle Gets Over 1,300 mpg · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know, but watching Top Gear has taught me that I really must have a vehicle that can move faster than a honey badger.

  10. misread headline on Gaze-Tracking Software Protects Computer Privacy · · Score: 1

    am I the only one that did a double take thinking we were geezer-tracking?

  11. Re:typo in summary on Is IE Usage Share Collapsing? · · Score: 5, Funny

    then how the hell did you know I read the tags? you must be a good guesser

  12. Re:It was to be expected on Is IE Usage Share Collapsing? · · Score: 1

    yeah now people are more educated and lynx is really taking market share.

  13. Re:typo in summary on Is IE Usage Share Collapsing? · · Score: 5, Funny

    you read the headlines? I just read the tags and try to guess what headline would have caused them.

  14. Re:Volunteers? on City Sues Man For Cleaning Up His Rotting Meat · · Score: 1

    ummm.... inmates? I am guessing maybe it wasn't all that voluntary

  15. Re:Ballblazer? on LucasArts To Re-Release Old Games Through Steam · · Score: 1

    4 words...

    Day Of The Tentacle

  16. Re:Rolling Stone alleges Goldman Sachs corrupts... on Goldman Sachs Trading Source Code In the Wild? · · Score: 1

    Warren Buffet trades derivatives for Berkshire Hathaway... He has placed well publicized bets in the options markets. These are not small trades, or hedging positions, they are HUGE collections of options contracts.

  17. Re:Don't care how they do it.. on A Look At Google's Email Spam Prevention · · Score: 0, Redundant

    god damn, just used up my mod points and then I see this.

  18. Re:Hell yeah! on Bugatti's Latest Veyron, Most Ridiculous Car on the Planet? · · Score: 1

    well when you add the speed that we are all hurtling through space, that would be pretty fast... for a datacenter

  19. Re:Too many anaologies in the summary on Open Source Facing a Difficult Battle For Cloud Relevance · · Score: 1

    I think that post was a real home run.

  20. Re:Truth is on Phoenix Lander Discovers Nighttime Snowfall On Mars · · Score: 1

    nuh uh! you!

  21. Re:Truth is on Phoenix Lander Discovers Nighttime Snowfall On Mars · · Score: 1

    you must be new here.

  22. Re:"Learning" on IBM Releases Open Source Machine Learning Compiler · · Score: 0

    Nope... its Mycroft Holmes

    They kept hooking hardware into him--decision-action boxes to let him boss other computers, bank on bank of additional memories, more banks of associational neural nets, another tubful of twelve-digit random numbers, a greatly augmented temporary memory. Human brain has around ten-to-the-tenth neurons. By third year Mike had better than one and a half times that number of neuristors. And woke up.

    Some logics get nervous breakdowns. Overloaded phone system behaves like frightened child. Mike did not have upsets, acquired sense of humor instead. Low one. If he were a man, you wouldn't dare stoop over.

    TANSTAAFL bitches.

  23. Re:Summary misleading on Daily Sex Helps Improve Fertility · · Score: 1

    So if I understand this article, your sig alone has already helped my fertility 3 times

  24. Re:Better than a tail light? on Bike Projector Makes Lane For Rider · · Score: 5, Funny

    DUDE! you must look exactly like a lightcycle from Tron!

    This gives me an idea! screw this new device, what I want is a thing that leaves a wall behind me. somebody pisses me off and I just swerve out in front of them and BOOM.

  25. Re:God dammit on Images of Apollo Landing Sites Soon Available · · Score: 2, Insightful

    in Soviet Russia, you must be new here