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  1. Signalling on DARPA Loses Contact With Hypersonic Glider · · Score: 1

    My company sold DARPA the telemetry transceivers, and I'm pretty sure there was nothing wrong with them.

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    ilikejam
    CEO, Acoustic Data Transceivers Inc.

  2. Respond thusly... on Ask Slashdot: Dealing With the Business Software Alliance? · · Score: 1

    Refer them to the reply given in Arkell v. Pressdram

  3. Sun on How Do You Get Your Geek Nostalgia Fix? · · Score: 1

    Sometimes I go into work and boot up a Sun Ultra1, just for kicks.

    Except it's not for kicks, and I don't have to boot the thing. Because we're still running Critical Infrastructure Applications on it.

  4. Re:No Carrier on Ask Slashdot: Living Without Internet At-Home Access? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sober up?

  5. Re:No Carrier on Ask Slashdot: Living Without Internet At-Home Access? · · Score: 4, Funny

    And not owning a car leaves you with more cash for tasty, tasty booze. Everybody's happy!

  6. Re:As the Iranians found out the hard way... on Siemens SCADA Hacking Talk Pulled From TakeDownCon · · Score: 1

    They still making PCLs? I thought they ran out of prefamulated amulite years ago.

  7. Balls to TermKit on Imagining the CLI For the Modern Machine · · Score: 1

    Unix is meant to be difficult - it keeps idiots out of the datacentre.

    Ha ha, only serious.

  8. Re:Here's what to do. on Ask Slashdot: Becoming a Network Administrator? · · Score: 1

    Points 1,2,6,7 are exactly why you want this stuff in a DB: backed up, replicated off-site, consistent, and up-to-date.
    If you want a hard copy, extract it from the DB and print it out (and always with a datestamp/index so you know how far out of date the ex-tree version is).

  9. Re:Here's what to do. on Ask Slashdot: Becoming a Network Administrator? · · Score: 1

    All excellent advice except one thing: Do not, ever, use spreadsheets for network configuration data. Network config matters, and shit that matters goes in a database.
    Something Free like OpenNetAdmin is a very decent start; but if the OP has an unlimited budget, I'm sure there are plenty of capable commercial applications which will manage the network config much better than a Bunch Of Spreadsheets.

    And that is all I have to say about that.

  10. Re:In Soviet Russia on Europe Plans To Ban Petrol Cars From Cities By 2050 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "...mostly persecution, misery, national alcoholism, a sense of hopelessness, and periods of vast premature loss of life."

    Welcome to Scotland!

  11. Re:Two Words: Screen Resolution on Ask Slashdot: How Do You Choose a Windows Laptop? · · Score: 1

    "something less portable than a bag of lead bricks"
    Lead bricks and no bag?

  12. Re:"rationing" healthcare on System Measures Stress In Emergency Callers' Voice · · Score: 1

    Aaaand what about all the people saved by not wasting money doing cancer screens on 20 year olds?

  13. Re:Squid! on Ask Slashdot: How Prepared Are You For a Major Emergency? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Cthulhu waits.
    In the cans.
    In your cupboard.

  14. Re:Sounds like an iPhone 4 and Macbook Air on IPad 2 Teardown Shows Tablet's Guts · · Score: 3, Funny

    You can use a microwave as well - it's a bit faster.

  15. Re:Pipes and more pipes. on Advice On Teaching Linux To CS Freshmen? · · Score: 1

    # man pkill :)

  16. Re:Brilliant Jerks on When Smart People Make Bad Employees · · Score: 2

    No.

    If your solution really is superior, but implementing it and maintaining it is beyond the abilities of your team, then... you need a better team.

    Anyone caught accepting or excusing mediocrity deserves all the sub-standard 'solutions' they inevitably get. Your team should have the skills required to implement and maintain the superior solution.

  17. Re:A what? on Anonymous Now Attacking Corporate Fax Machines · · Score: 1

    Tru fax.

  18. Re:What if the local storage is made zero? on FTC Is In Talks With Adobe About the 'Flash Problem' · · Score: 1

    Flash player also creates a ~/.macromedia directory...

  19. Re:Summary Fail on Wikileaks DDoS Attacker Arrested, Equipment Seized · · Score: 3, Funny

    [ilikejam@localhost ~]$ vi .emacs

  20. Re:Summary Fail on Wikileaks DDoS Attacker Arrested, Equipment Seized · · Score: 4

    s/your/you\'re/

  21. Re:Summary Fail on Wikileaks DDoS Attacker Arrested, Equipment Seized · · Score: 5, Funny

    "He has to make it past a belly bloated by years of coffee and donuts."

    Careful - these are IT types your talking to.

  22. Sun on Time To Rethink the School Desk? · · Score: 1

    The best chair I ever sat in was when I worked for Sun in Scotland (LLG03, if any ex-Sun folk are in the house). I'd love to find out what sort of chair it was.

    Fully adjustable setup, shoulder-height back, floating recline that actually worked, sculpted foam inserts. Awesome. And Sun replaced the foam back and seat every couple of years. Must have been expensive to fit out the place with those chairs, but there's no way anyone would have put up with 12 hour shifts without them.

  23. What I want to know is... on Father of Java, James Gosling Unloads · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did he stop everyone from working while he cleaned out his desk?

  24. Re:Cause and Effect on You Are Not Mark Zuckerberg, So Stay In School · · Score: 2, Funny

    The mods dropped out.

  25. Re:They'll just use them to play Elite all day on 'Retro Programming' Teaches Using 1980s Machines · · Score: 1