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The northern US has been buried under snow several times this winter, and flooding has struck quite a few places in the southwest. Those pale, though, beside the recent disasters in Haiti, New Zealand, and Japan, and the seemingly inevitable arrival of a serious earthquake on the West Coast of the US. All of which has me thinking about my (meager) preparedness for a major disaster. Despite plans to stock up in case of a major storm or other emergency, right now I'd be down mostly to canned beans, sardines and Nutella. How prepared are you to do deal with a disaster affecting your region? Is your data safe? What about your family? Do you have escape, regrouping, or survival plans in the event of an earthquake, tsunami, hurricane, industrial accident, or whatever hazards are most relevant where you live? It would be helpful if in comments you disclose your region and environment (urban? rural? exurbs?) and the emergencies you consider worth preparing for, as well as talking about any steps you've taken or plan to take.

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  1. talking about data how safe are the data centers / by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    talking about data how safe are the data centers / cables that link them? How long does the on site fuel last? (with out refill?) even if they have refill plans that fuel may get pulled and sent to other places that need it and the data center may have no say in that.

  2. Ah. Survival. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You can just -hear- the sound of American apocalyptic-loving gun-toting war-is-romance people getting a hard-on. All right, lets get this over with; list your silly "must-have" apoc survival kits.

    1. Re:Ah. Survival. by NotAGoodNickname · · Score: 2

      I keep my rocket launcher in case I get hungry and need to hunt rabbits. You called it! All the small-penises are trotting out their gun collections now!

    2. Re:Ah. Survival. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      It's not about apocalypse, it's about real disasters that happen, and being prepared. Myself, living in the San Francisco area, I know that an earthquake is coming. In LA, they have fires every year. In some places it might be flooding. In Japan they had an earthquake, flooding, and a nuclear (almost) disaster.

      It doesn't hurt to be prepared for these kinds of things. In my case, I have three days worth of food stored as non-perishable MREs. If you live in a cold climate, you should have blankets and things to keep warm, just in case the power goes out (because sometimes it does). Might want to have a few gallons of water, and/or a water purifier, as well. That can come in handy even during routine water shutoffs.
      BRAnd of course, if you don't have toilet paper, you will wish you did. :)

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    3. Re:Ah. Survival. by Moryath · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Blankets and sleeping bags.

      Nonperishable food items (canned veg, dehydrated or canned soup with long shelf life, rice, flour, etc).

      Drinking water. (Get a few of those water-delivery jugs, fill them up when your region gets a hurricane warning).

      Flashlights, matches and candles for light. In addition to the long-lived "safety" candles, I have a few bags of cheap tealights.

      Ample supply of firewood/charcoal and a grill or firepit to cook with. Having both isn't bad - they're both usable any old time.

      Some rope, tarp, hammer and nails won't hurt you.
      If you're in a hurricane region, it won't hurt to install some locking flip latches and measure some plywood to cover easily-damaged or large windows. Beats having to repair the window after a hurricane and you don't have the "nail holes in the house" problem after. The flip latches will hold the plywood down perfectly snug.

      A few board games and books just so you don't get fucking bored as hell.

      Radio (either crank powered or stock spare batteries) so you can get weather and news reports.

      There you go. Sure, there are people who will suggest a bunch of other crap, but that's the basics. If you're someone who goes camping with any regularity, you should have at least half of this crap on hand already.

    4. Re:Ah. Survival. by Artifakt · · Score: 2

      I've got food, basic medical, firewood, and a back up solar and rechargeable battery system to keep flashlights and a small TV or laptop running. I've got a little ammo for the M-16 too, but that's way down on my list. I'm expecting intermittent power failures and an inability to buy some foodstuffs such as Chilean grapes and California oranges at any reasonable price, if the economy gets bad enough. I fill my diabetes related prescriptions 2 months ahead now, for the same reason. Tons of ammo is for the Zombieclypse, not any real threat. If I thought there was a serious threat of, say, Nuclear Winter, I would have worked in wind power instead of solar. If I wasn't already a credit union member I would have switched to improve my 'run on the banks' defense posture', but my expected worse case doesn't even run to needing silver coin to bribe corrupt government thugs, let alone putting all my money in gold and hiding it under the bed.

      Here's some other things I think are reasonable extra costs some people should consider for protection against various disasters and collapses:
      Have your money divided between two unrelated institutions - If you are married and simply have to use credit, at least have some separate cards from different major providers. Avoid banks that are part of big chains, if you can. If you have stocks, ask yourself it a lot of them would take a hit if some one event happens in some one distant geographic area. I don't think the minor radiation release in Japan is the harbinger of universal armaggeddon, but it's an example of why you don't want to have all your money in a restaurant chain that is just now boasting of using Kobe beef and a semiconductor firm and be thinking you are safely diversified.
      The most critical vitamin is C, especially during the winter, followed by D for women who might become pregnant. If you think the food supply might be short of either Vitamin D fortified milk or citrus fruits and dark green veggies, keep some of these on the shelf. You can go a decade with not getting enough selenium if you actually live in one of the rare low selenium parts of the world, but Scurvy comes on quickly in winter, and women who have sex should assume they need vitamin D just in case the birth control fails, regardless of the disaster related factors
      Real survivalists stock MRE's - the rest of us stock canned goods. Chunky soup is nice. Stock things you normally eat, so your diet stays like normal as much as possible in an emergency. Suddenly changing what kind of food you get can make you sick, especially with other stressors.If none of the stuff you normally like keeps, you are not eating right, and have another problem than disaster survival.
      Serious shortages of pet food are likely to happen even before light or intermittent shortages of people food - stockpile for your pets.
      Find a place that sells locally grown produce. Chat them up and make friends with the owner and regular workers, and go there at least every couple of weeks so you count as a regular. When fuel hits 6$ a gallon, nothing will come in to the major chain grocery stores that ships by containerized vessel or semi truck. You want some supplier who knows you and will maybe actually hold back a few apples just for your kids, when the national chains are carrying only starchy produce like potatoes, and other really basic items. That scenario is a lot more likely than no stores at all and no food except what you can shoot.

      --
      Who is John Cabal?
    5. Re:Ah. Survival. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Arguably, the hardocre apocalyptic gun-toters know that they don't really need survival kits: All they need is a list of nearby people who have survival kits, and their existing supplies of guns and ammunition...

    6. Re:Ah. Survival. by rainmouse · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Is it me or does this entire thread seem to state that Americans are preparing for natural disasters by arming up and getting ready to play real life MW2 with their neighbours?

    7. Re:Ah. Survival. by JWSmythe · · Score: 3, Insightful

          You know, I call my emergency plan "The Apocalypse Plan" or "The End of the World Plan"

          The plan is distributed throughout my group of "survivors". Three meeting points, with the plan for the final destination are included.

          Supplies include weapons and plenty of ammunition, food (MREs, water, water treatment, etc), clothing, personal supplies (toothpaste, toilet paper, feminine needs), medical supplies (basic first responder kit), and vehicle supplies (extra gas, spare parts, etc).

          And of course, people ask "Why weapons?" Well, since this world is such a kind gentle place, it'd be perfectly safe walking or driving through a group of desperate people with enough supplies to live a few weeks on. Oh ya, you wouldn't be safe. Beyond that, you may (and likely will) need to use them for hunting when the food supplies run out.

          If it is a prolonged period of civil unrest, you may find weapons your best friend. Well, I guess the best friend is the person who can use the weapons most efficiently.

          The meeting points are staged along a predetermined evacuation route. Multiple routes are provided to each waypoint. Each waypoint was chosen for relative isolation, access to fresh water and wildlife, and access by car, large vehicle (bus/large truck) and aircraft. So you should be able to walk, drive, or fly there (there are a few licensed pilots in the group).

          We all know the parties who should be able to arrive, so once the entire party has grouped at one of the waypoints (hopefully the first).

          Distance to the waypoints and regrouping times (how long we wait) is based on at least double the walking time. If it takes an hour to drive, or a day to walk, we give 3 days. So waypoint 1 would be 3 days (E+3d). Waypoint 2 would be 2 weeks (E+17d). Waypoint 3 would be another 2 weeks (E+31d).

          We plan to add shortwave radio to the plan. Right now, we only have one licensed operator. Not that licenses matter much in a state of emergency. When your region has just been leveled by a natural disaster, having the FAA show up to fine or arrest you would be welcome. "Fine, arrest me. Get me out of here."

      --
      Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
    8. Re:Ah. Survival. by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 2

      All right, lets get this over with; list your silly "must-have" apoc survival kits.

      Emergency kit: Food, water, radio, flashlight, batteries, first aid kit, etc.

      Apocalypse kit: A Real Doll and enough booze and drugs to forget the "Doll" part.

    9. Re:Ah. Survival. by camperdave · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My strategy is to live in Toronto. We never get any snow (according to my standards) or hurricanes. It's geologically stable, so no quakes. No major dams to burst, or rivers to flood. It's bland and boring. The worst disaster to hit these parts was the blackout of 2003, and even that was more or less over in about 8 hours.

      --
      When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
    10. Re:Ah. Survival. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like central California.

    11. Re:Ah. Survival. by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

      You are not going to get any better rating for that comment, but frankly your answer is the best.

      When people say they are going to get ready, well they ain't gonna be ready. Why? Simple, the 4 unknowns. Rumsfeld talked about the 3, and forgot about the unkown knowns. Namely we think it can't happen to us.

      So for example when people say they have guns they say, "oh we are ready to be armed and take on anybody that takes our food". What they forget is that if life is that dire they would not last 10 minutes because those people who will win are the gangsta's! You see they will take anything from anybody, and the ones who protect themselves are not equipped to deal with the trauma of having to shoot people.

      The gangsta's are used to chaos, they are used using a gun to shoot and kill people. The ones in this group imo could not defend themselves if their life depended on it. I am willing to bet that one. So your answer imo is the best answer because it means getting out of the way!

      --

      "You can't make a race horse of a pig"
      "No," said Samuel, "but you can make very fast pig"
    12. Re:Ah. Survival. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      My strategy is to live in Toronto. We never get any snow (according to my standards) or hurricanes. It's geologically stable, so no quakes. No major dams to burst, or rivers to flood. It's bland and boring.

      Prepared? Ha! You live in the middle of a multi-million city. When zombie infection comes, good luck getting out through all the hordes on the streets! ~

    13. Re:Ah. Survival. by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      No it's not just you.

      But it is mostly the people who wouldn't know how to shoot a gun to save their own life and likely the ones who would be shot or starve to death who is making the comments seem like that.

      Maybe that's where you are getting the un-sure-ness from.

    14. Re:Ah. Survival. by afterthought · · Score: 1

      You really believe "the ones who protect themselves are not equipped to deal with the trauma of having to shoot people." William Golding and the generation of people who read Lord of Flies disagree with you. If someone is going to try and take away supplies, the owner is going to fight. Period. They have nothing else. The "gansta's" may eventually dominate through shear brutality, however that does not stop people in the initial stages from defending themselves. There were several reports of people defending their property and neighborhoods from roving looters after Katrina and during the Egyptian riots.

    15. Re:Ah. Survival. by Per+Wigren · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If such a huge disaster happens you'll probably just die anyway, and if you don't, what's left of it is probably going to suck. It's such a waste of a good life to live it in fear of what *might* happen. Lighten up and increase the quality of your current life instead.

      --
      My other account has a 3-digit UID.
    16. Re:Ah. Survival. by westlake · · Score: 1

      There you go. Sure, there are people who will suggest a bunch of other crap, but that's the basics.

      I would add a well-equipted first aid kit and any prescription/non prescription medications and other medical supplies that are likely to be needed.

      Don't neglet smoke alarms and carbon-monoxide detectors. In each winter blast we lose a few here to CO poisoning.

      Keep a working phone connected to that old land line.

    17. Re:Ah. Survival. by Penguinisto · · Score: 2

      Sounds pretty cool, but allow me to play Devil's Advocate for a bit. I promise I'm not trolling, but your post brought up a lot of questions:

      What happens when the disaster/antichrist/zombies/alien-invasion/whatever starts killing off members, catches some members on vacation somewheres else entirely, cripples/debilitates members, or similar?

      What if the disaster involves something (or occurs during anything) that hinders any kind of transportation for more than a week (e.g. blizzard or ice storm)?

      Even when everything goes right and you all make it to sanctuary, you'll likely have to deal with the usual inter-personal conflicts that tend to arise in any group that's not already used to living together 24/7/365. That latter part is a natural result of any group of mammals getting together for the first time - you gotta sort out the Alpha Male, etc... have you sorted that out, and actually tested it out under simulated conditions?

      What happens if one of your members becomes diabetic and dependent on insulin (or, say, finds themselves in a similar medical condition or pre-apocalyptic injury that requires civilized society to remain alive)? You kick 'em out of the group? And what happens if a few members start telling their girlfriends/neighbors/etc?

      Incidentally, if you can walk to something in about a day or two, err, so can pretty much anyone else who has working legs. How do you fend off folks who are just following along - do you shoot them? What if there are children tagging along?

      What if there's a group of similarly-armed folks who happen to notice you (and maybe a friend or two) wandering along towards your waypoint lugging all those supplies? Can you deal with an ambush or attack by folks who know that locale far better than you do?

      Speaking of which, how do you deal with locals at your destination who may take issue with you hunting/fishing off of their territory?

      How do you lug along all those supplies without anyone else noticing (and taking immediate interest), anyway?

      Long term?

      I ask all of this because I meet a lot of people, and in conversations over the years, almost *everyone* has the same idea you expressed, in various forms - get out into the woods with weapons and supplies, and proceed to live off the land in some sort of post-apocalyptic yet romanticized fashion. Seems almost safer to hunker down in town, what with everyone else migrating out to the woods...

      Now mind you, I live in Oregon. I can find myself in the middle of woods and wildlife in less than a day, on foot. I can be out in actual no-shit wilderness in two days on foot, and I can be on the coast after walking a week - where towns are few and far between. OTOH, there are literally about a million other people who live nearby. Somehow, I'm not seeing myself being able to blast my way through even a small percentage of them, or to sneak past 'em with a shitload of survival supplies. Just not picturing it... at all. Unless one lives in an extremely rural environment (e.g. Alaska, Montana, North Dakota, etc)? I'm guessing that similar issues are going to be more than present.

      I'm guessing that this is why I only keep an essentials kit (food, water, and I guess my hunting firearms may work in a pinch), but instead figure that anything beyond a rough outline is, well, kind of crazy.

      --
      Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
    18. Re:Ah. Survival. by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      The gangsta's are used to chaos...

      No, they are used to operating in a general environment of order and calm. It is almost always required in order for them to insure their victims are unaware of any impending danger, and to operate with any semblance of stealth.

      ...they are used using a gun to shoot and kill people.

      I suspect you've been watching too much truTV. Look past the BS bravado and attempts at intimidating speech and music. You'll find that the vast majority have never (ever) fired a weapon in anger, and most likely have zero actual training in the use of a firearm. The few who have used one are almost all not used to having someone fire back. Very few actual gang members (let's call it less than 0.5%) have ever had to deal with even a close analogue of attacking a watchful, armed, desperate, and fully determined individual (let alone a group) for the purposes of survival.

      I also suspect that a very large percentage of them will be too busy fighting the various demons of narcotic withdrawal.

      The ones in this group imo could not defend themselves if their life depended on it. I am willing to bet that one.

      I'm willing to bet that *most* people, of *any* persuasion ("gangsta" or not) could not defend themselves if their lives depended on it.

      --
      Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
    19. Re:Ah. Survival. by sveinungkv · · Score: 2

      The ones in this group imo could not defend themselves if their life depended on it.

      Already today you have gun owners defending their life and property.

      However, the fact that your argument is wrong does not invalidate your conclusion: If you live in or near a city, a major disaster hits and people suspect that you have canned food chances are that you will run out of bullets, will to kill or the part of your aiming that depends on luck* before the city runs out of people wanting your canned food.

      * training at shooting reduces that fraction but it will still be there

      --
      Spelling/grammar nazis welcome (English is not my first language and I am trying to improve my spelling/grammar)
    20. Re:Ah. Survival. by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      You can just -hear- the sound of American apocalyptic-loving gun-toting war-is-romance people getting a hard-on.

      Silly AC, they ingest saltpeter to prevent getting more mouths to feed.

    21. Re:Ah. Survival. by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      That was always my Oregon Trail strategy.

    22. Re:Ah. Survival. by sixteenbitsamurai · · Score: 2

      Lots of Salisbury Steaks, Rad Away, and a 10mm pistol. After the nuclear apocalypse, 10mm rounds become common as hell, apparently.

      --
      Yeah, that just happened.
    23. Re:Ah. Survival. by couchslug · · Score: 1

      You needn't be hardcore to be well-armed any more than you do to have fire extinguishers around the house, shop etc.

      If you need either one and don't have it handy you're in a world of shit. :)

      --
      "This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
    24. Re:Ah. Survival. by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2

      I think the most important factor is which of disaster/antichrist/zombies/alien-invasion/whatever it is, exactly. Mostly I suspect your hunker down at home plan is the best in most cases.

      Let's see:

      * disaster - local (blizzard) wait it out. global - meteor plunges the Earth in darkness for 100 years - pfft
      * antichrist - I take this to mean really bad political change, If you don't literally mean a big-G God intervening... well running to the hills might help, if you think you'll do better as a "freedom fighter". Especially if they are rounding folks up by the cattle car.
      * zombies - Not gonna happen 99.9999%. Unless you mean some sort of virus type thing... Wait it out (see below)
      * alien invasion - Not gonna happen 99.99999999999%. If it does, see below, but note rules for antichrist, above.
      * whatever - This has wide range. Do you hear voices? Seek help now.


      Seems like either waiting "it" out will allow the issue to resolve itself, or at least winnow out the competition. If it is a cosmic event of species extincting proportions, you, personally, are screwed and only by the most random of chances will homo sapiens survive.

      If you are really gung-ho, you are probably better of just moving to the middle of nowhere now, or at least take up back-country camping as a hobby and hoping that the end times come when you are on vacation.

      The bottom line is that you should have at least a small stockpile of basic supplies, whether one of the basics includes a firearm or not depends what you are being prepared for, and how friendly you think people are within looting distance of you. Sadly much of America is no longer (if it ever was) as polite as Japan is. I've heard there is no word for "looting" in Japanese...

      --
      This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
    25. Re:Ah. Survival. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And a large number of people have served in the armed services and know how to shoot people just fine. It's up to you to figure out which of us will shoot you with out losing any sleep and the sheeple who don't know how to do it.

    26. Re:Ah. Survival. by JWSmythe · · Score: 2

      Wow, lots of questions.. But thank you for asking.

      What happens when the disaster/antichrist/zombies/alien-invasion/whatever starts killing off members, catches some members on vacation somewheres else entirely, cripples/debilitates members, or similar?

      Well, they have the plan, and they know where we're going. It's the unfortunately decision between "save everyone" and "save the ones you can". That's why we set gracious times to get to each waypoint. If one of the party is starting from elsewhere (say 1000 miles away), it would be up to them to figure out how to get there.

      There are plenty of things that could happen from their initial starting point to the first waypoint where they meet everyone. Maybe they did not survive the initial disaster. Maybe they found another group who had a better plan. Maybe they make it across their front yard, and broke their ankle. Traveling in teams is ideal. If one person is injured to the point of not making the walk, others on the team could help. For the most part, the teams are families (blood relatives, significant others, etc), so there shouldn't be anyone traveling by themselves.

      What if the disaster involves something (or occurs during anything) that hinders any kind of transportation for more than a week (e.g. blizzard or ice storm)?

      A blizzard or ice storm doesn't really qualify as an apocalyptic event. The snow will stop, utilities will be restored rapidly.

      Even when everything goes right and you all make it to sanctuary, you'll likely have to deal with the usual inter-personal conflicts that tend to arise in any group that's not already used to living together 24/7/365. That latter part is a natural result of any group of mammals getting together for the first time - you gotta sort out the Alpha Male, etc... have you sorted that out, and actually tested it out under simulated conditions?

      Well... Things happen. Me, being the good Alpha Male, would do my best to lead to "sanctuary" [flashbacks of Logan's Run], but I recognize the fact that the group may decide they want someone else in the group to lead, or they may split into another group. That's normal for our species.

      What happens if one of your members becomes diabetic and dependent on insulin (or, say, finds themselves in a similar medical condition or pre-apocalyptic injury that requires civilized society to remain alive)? You kick 'em out of the group? And what happens if a few members start telling their girlfriends/neighbors/etc?

      Well, that's part of the survival supplies. If we cannot find a way to help them, they're still screwed regardless of where they go.

      Incidentally, if you can walk to something in about a day or two, err, so can pretty much anyone else who has working legs. How do you fend off folks who are just following along - do you shoot them? What if there are children tagging along?

      Well, as long as they're not screaming "hey, we're going to Utopia! Our friends know how to save us all!", it's kind of doubtful that too many people would just go following some complete strangers off to who knows where.

      Generally, it's a good thing to have extra hands in your group. I by myself I can hopefully survive. As a sufficient size group, we have people who can farm, cook, rebuild whatever technology we can get our hands on (i.e., improvised hydroelectric power, plumbing, refrigeration, transportation).

      What if there's a group of similarly-armed folks who happen to notice you (and maybe a friend or two) wandering along towards your waypoint lugging all those supplies? Can you deal with an ambush or attack by folks who know that locale far better than you do?

      Well, that's why it's

      --
      Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
    27. Re:Ah. Survival. by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Love the last comment. :)

      Thanks much for replying. It's been rather interesting, and even a bit educational.

      --
      Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
    28. Re:Ah. Survival. by bakes · · Score: 1

      If JWSmythe and his group are reviewing the plan every week and trying it out twice a year, then yes they are all living in fear for something that is very unlikely. If they made the plan, and review/test once every 3-4 years or so (which could even be a good social occasion: two weeks hiking/camping with buddies - yay!) then it's probable they don't think about it most of the time, and just live their lives.

      Fair point, though.

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    29. Re:Ah. Survival. by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      I keep my rocket launcher in case I get hungry and need to hunt rabbits.

      And the advantage to that is the rabbit is not only killed but cooked as well.

    30. Re:Ah. Survival. by wrook · · Score: 1

      More importantly, if the shit really hits the fan you won't survive alone. There is a reason humans live in groups. It seems romantic to image yourself as a solitary heroic figure polishing off wave after wave on oncoming zombie hordes. But actually, you will have a much easier time if you give the weapons a rest and make friends instead. When the end of civilization comes, you're going to want someone watching your back. Preferably a lot of someones. Now is the time to get involved in your community, meet your neighbours and forge relationships that will endure through the collapse of modern society.

      That and it might get you laid, which is always good.

    31. Re:Ah. Survival. by DrLang21 · · Score: 1

      If they're reviewing the plan every week and trying it twice a year, then they're probably having a blast. Survivalists enjoy doing this kind of stuff. Be glad there are people out there with this hobby.

      --
      I see the glass as full with a FoS of 2.
    32. Re:Ah. Survival. by Cynic · · Score: 2

      >If none of the stuff you normally like keeps, you are not eating right.

      Not to be picky, but eating fresh fruit and vegetables means someone is not eating right? (Yes, of course you're not going to be able to find these in a disaster) For what it's worth, the shelf life of Chunky Soup is 1-2 years, maybe a bit longer if it's in a cold root cellar most of the time.

      >Real survivalists stock MRE's

      I'd argue that real survivalists stock dehydrated foods, dry beans, rice, wheat, yeast, cooking oil (watch the shelf life on this) and the like. These items allow for a much greater flexibility in preparation over a long period of time (shelf life can be 10 years+ pretty easily), and don't result in the digestive "features" of MREs. (Not to mention, MREs are outrageously expensive in comparison and shelf life is supposed to be 5-7 years) You definitely don't want to live on them. For a day or two if you absolutely positively can't find any water or fuel, OK, but if you don't have those, you have bigger problems anyway.

    33. Re:Ah. Survival. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention ... dispersed.

    34. Re:Ah. Survival. by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      It's like Christopher Titus once said. During a disaster, pussies cower in their houses. Real men run to the now-unguarded Ferrari dealerships.

      --
      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    35. Re:Ah. Survival. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      I ask all of this because I meet a lot of people, and in conversations over the years, almost *everyone* has the same idea you expressed, in various forms - get out into the woods with weapons and supplies, and proceed to live off the land in some sort of post-apocalyptic yet romanticized fashion. Seems almost safer to hunker down in town, what with everyone else migrating out to the woods...

      Everyone you've had a conversation with has had the same idea. But that doesn't mean the towns will be empty; they'll still be filled with all the other people to whom it never occurred to have such a conversation.

      --

      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    36. Re:Ah. Survival. by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

      Basically echoes your points:
          http://www.alpharubicon.com/prepinfo/themainmessage.htm
      ""If You Leave Home Without A Place To Go, You Are a Refugee". 'Bug Out Bags' and 'Heading For The Hills To Live Off The Land' are popular ideas that don't work... We have Many articles about Why it doesn't work, but forget "Hunting and trapping and 'living in Remote Areas'". There is no such thing as "Remote areas" in the Lower 48 states... Africa, Asia, the Steps of Russia, etc, are Truly remote areas, and they were Always hit by waves of smallpox and other plagues carried only by humans! Nothing in the Lower 48 is "really remote", it's a false sense of security if that's what you are depending on. "Living in the Country in a small self-sustaining community is better".. but it's not the "End all Answer". It's better than living in the city.. but it's not a protection by itself, it simply gives you an edge If You Prepare Further. Remember, when city people get scared, they blindly "Head for the country".. right to where You are living. Is the cost of living in the country worth the little added extra protection? Only you can decide that.. personally I simply prefer Not living in crowded places, but at the same time, I know my little country town may Fill Up with people fleeing the cities, and I have prepared for that. "

      LIving in the Adirondacks, myself. :-) But that is mostly as land was cheap (no one likes biting blackfiles and lots of snow and ice) and my wife likes living around forest.

      But what will where I live be like with a million people from NYC coming here as a horde and shooting each other? The deer will also probably last about a week, if that... Then what?

      See also, to echo your point:
      http://www.fromthewilderness.com/free/ww3/110706_mcr_evolution.shtml

      Better to work towards a world where our infrastructure is resilient and our security focus is on being intrinsic and mutual.
      http://www.pdfernhout.net/recognizing-irony-is-a-key-to-transcending-militarism.html
      http://peswiki.com/index.php/OS:Economic_Transformation

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  3. typo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "do have have"

    1. Re:typo by timothy · · Score: 1

      Thanks -- now nabbed.

      timothy

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  4. Are you armed? by HornWumpus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mod me troll. I don't care.

    I've got a M1 rifle, a 12 gauge pump and a Colt Python as personal weapons.

    That and a backpack full of gear I can live out of and a 4x4 that's already been up the Rubicon trail many times.

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    1. Re:Are you armed? by Nidi62 · · Score: 2

      Yep. I've got a .30-06 and a 16guage SxS for hunting, and a 9mm Sig for personal protection. I think I'd do ok in an emergency situation.

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    2. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      If I was surrounded by Americans I would want to be armed too.

    3. Re:Are you armed? by Ynot_82 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Bit of a silly response, don't you think?

      OP talks about preparing for a natural disaster
      What you going to do, shoot the water as it swirls round your feet

    4. Re:Are you armed? by JohnRoss1968 · · Score: 1

      With an attitude like that you'd better be!!!
      just kidding
      kind of
      maybe

    5. Re:Are you armed? by HackHackBoom · · Score: 1

      Good man. The 12 gauge in particular. I'm a big believer personally in Remington myself. I have a 700 long action tuned for long distance shooting and another 700 short action tuned for 100 yards.

      As for gear, I made a post myself which pretty fairly lays it out.

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    6. Re:Are you armed? by JohnRoss1968 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why not or are you some kind of save the water freak.

    7. Re:Are you armed? by Nidi62 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bit of a silly response, don't you think?

      OP talks about preparing for a natural disaster What you going to do, shoot the water as it swirls round your feet

      While people are lining up outside relief tents to get their MREs or Spam, we can be out hunting deer, turkey, dove, quail, etc. While you're eating rehydrated bread, we can be dining on some roast duck or deer tenderloin steak. You think during a flood you'll be able to drive down to the local McDonald's and order up a burger?

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    8. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The snowflakes are coming!!! SHOOT TO KILL!!!

    9. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Katrina = massive natural disaster -> looting & roving gangs -> murder, assault -> need for way to protect self and family

      LA riots = civil disorder ~ man made disaster -> looting & roving gangs -> murder, assault -> need for way to protect self and family

      Mumbai style terrorist attack (same planed for Europe) ~ man made disaster -> roving terrorists -> murder, assault -> need for way to protect self and family

    10. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      <sarcasm>Yeah guns are really important, just look at all the japanese right now, without their guns they are really screwed.
      I see them respectfully/calmly queing for food and water, it would be much easier if they were all just shooting each other.</sarcasm>

      dumb fucks... :-/

    11. Re:Are you armed? by Nikkos · · Score: 1

      Considering there was looting, rape, and murder in Haiti as well as numerous reports of looting and other issues in New Zealand, maybe it's not so silly.

      Sometimes it's not the disaster you have to prepare for, it's the aftermath.

    12. Re:Are you armed? by NotAGoodNickname · · Score: 0

      Personal protection? Are you that big of an asshole that people want to kill you often?

    13. Re:Are you armed? by HornWumpus · · Score: 0

      As soon as shit turns ugly there will be people ready and willing to take anything they think they 'need' from you. This should not require a cite. Japan may be an exception, then again things aren't that ugly there.

      This is aside from guns being pretty necessary for living off the land scenarios.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    14. Re:Are you armed? by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      I got a BB gun and a wrist rocket. Think I'd be able to put somebody's eye out?

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    15. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's an American, thus he expects - possibly correctly - that his fellow man will go crazy in the event of anything more serious than a 15 minute blackout.

    16. Re:Are you armed? by NotAGoodNickname · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Japan Tsunami = massive natural disaster - GUN TOTING POPULATION -> no looting & roving gangs -> no murder, assault -> no need for way to "protect" self and family Thai Tsunami = massive natural disaster - GUN TOTING POPULATION -> no looting & roving gangs -> no murder, assault -> no need for way to "protect" self and family See a pattern here?

    17. Re:Are you armed? by countertrolling · · Score: 3, Funny

      I am.. whenever I see it wash up on the beach, I throw it back...

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    18. Re:Are you armed? by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Well, the university I attend( and live about 5 minutes from) averages about 1 armed robbery per month reported to the school police. I'm right in the middle of a large urban city with a number of gangs that is also a major crossroad for drug distribution in the South East. I don't mess with people, but if they mess with me, they better be prepared.

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    19. Re:Are you armed? by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      You don't have to queue up for food when you can go out and kill your own. I've seen deer, fox, rabbits, squirrels, and even a coyote or 2 around my house. Any of that roasted up sounds a lot better than whatever canned shit you'd get from relief workers.

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    20. Re:Are you armed? by NotAGoodNickname · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you 1) Might want to move from Atlanta 2) Might want to support removing guns from the general population.

    21. Re:Are you armed? by cpu6502 · · Score: 2

      Guns? Hunting?
      Bah.
      The US is a pretty large country. I'd just move to the opposite coast. If California was hit by a tsunami, I'd dump as much stuff in my trunk as possible, and move to the East. Or vice-versa. Or maybe the middle part where the farmers have tons of food, and lots of generosity.

      With such a large area, there's plenty of other places to move to, which are unaffected by the tragedy.

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    22. Re:Are you armed? by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not troll, it's paranoid. What sort of disaster are you expecting wherein you would need those kinds of weapons? There aren't many realistic scenarios of that type.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    23. Re:Are you armed? by Renraku · · Score: 2

      I don't think the lack of violence was caused by the lack of weaponry. I think the lack of violence was caused by the Japanese culture. They're all in this together, basically, instead of it being every man and woman for themselves.

      Contrast to Katrina, where it was all about 'me' and there were various criminals running around. People still helped people, but things fell apart instead of coming together like the Japanese did. It wasn't 'oh they're out of food today guess we're out of luck' it was 'oh they're out of food today shoot their tires out and loot them who cares if people down the road haven't eaten in three weeks'

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    24. Re:Are you armed? by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Yes, because all those gang members legally own guns. Even if guns were illegal, they'd still have them. I'd rather allow the general population(ie ME) be able to protect ourselves against people that would be armed regardless of the legality of firearm possession.

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      The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for it to be pitted against a slightly greater evil
    25. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      comeback in a month and see how calm they are if help hasn't arrived in force by then.

      Besides guns are for looters right now they are just worried about being alive, not going to the local stores to steal clothes, electronics, and booze like some other disaster "vicitims" we have had in the US.

    26. Re:Are you armed? by Zedrick · · Score: 1

      You forgot to say where you live, but if you need weapons I'm guessing you're in Somalia or some other 3rd world country filled with aggressive lunatics.

    27. Re:Are you armed? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      If I were surrounded by N. Americans, S. Americans, Europeans, Asians, Australians or Africans I would definitely be armed. The Antarcticans are the only ones with a remotely peaceful history.

      History, learn it.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    28. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds like you 1) Might want to move from Atlanta 2) Might want to support removing guns from the general population.

      Guns don't kill people. Only dangerous minorities do.

      Heheheheheheheheheheheheh.

      P. Griffin.

    29. Re:Are you armed? by NotAGoodNickname · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nonsense. There are plenty of countries without roving gangs of armed thugs. It just depends on how much effort the government wants to put into making a country gun-free. Enjoy your constant fear of armed robbery though - it sounds like a good life.

    30. Re:Are you armed? by maxume · · Score: 1

      There is nothing crazy about owning a rifle or shotgun in an area where the deer and turkeys have a higher population density than the people.

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      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    31. Re:Are you armed? by mcrbids · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How many ducks and deer do you think there *are*? If there was an actual disaster, the deer, duck, quail, and lizard populations would plummet as a teaming horde of well-armed people suddenly ravage the landscape.

      We moved to an agricultural society so that we wouldn't have to try to eke out our existence on the little tidbits provided by nature. Wanna prepare? Fine. But don't think for a minute that there will be lots of game waiting for your bullets.

      Guns are for self-defense.

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      I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
    32. Re:Are you armed? by EagleEyeJoe · · Score: 1

      Yes - but do you have your survival kits in case of Zombies? www.DisasterSupplyCatalog.com *chuckle*

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      ... I drank what?!?
    33. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hurricane Katrina? Or did you not see on the news how the homes of the gun owners were the only ones which weren't looted.

      Same shit in Egypt during the protests.

    34. Re:Are you armed? by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      The real "dumb fuck" is the one who refuses to make use of the tools available for survival; including guns. There may come a day, in the not too distant future, where society as we know it collapses. The signs are all around for those who care to look: peak oil, climate change, political unrest, skyrocketing food prices, endless wars etc. Indeed the pace of history is quickening towards an inescapable climax and when things get truly desperate there will be looting, robbing, raping and killing. In such cases, the only thing standing between those horrors and your loved ones may be you and your guns. If you want to survive then you'll have to be prepared and being prepared includes owning guns and knowing how to use them. Then again, failure of less fit members to survive might not be such a bad thing for our species.

    35. Re:Are you armed? by 517714 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Your own.

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      The US government have made it clear that we have no inalienable rights; any we do not defend vigorously will be taken.
    36. Re:Are you armed? by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing he's in some 1st world country filled with aggressive lunatics like himself, probably the USA.

    37. Re:Are you armed? by penix1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you are waiting until the tragedy happens to be getting out of dodge, then you are a victim waiting to happen. Ever see a full scale evacuation of an urbanized area? Gridlock is an outcome of panicked people trying to leave an area. Good luck with that strategy.

      I work emergency management and can tell you from personal experience, the US will be rode hard and put away wet if a catastrophic incident happens today. We don't have the financial capabilities to deal with it and the "something for nothing" crowd we got for politicians these days will cut it even further.

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    38. Re:Are you armed? by 517714 · · Score: 2

      Tsunamis do not happen to gun toting populations. California better get its act together quick!

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    39. Re:Are you armed? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I don't think the lack of violence was caused by the lack of weaponry. I think the lack of violence was caused by the Japanese culture.

      You are very right here. Nevertheless firearms are more or less non existing in the Japanese society.

      angel'o'sphere

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    40. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're retarded. There won't be anything around to hunt. It'll be flooded with water. We'd probably be eating delicious food from the other side of the coast while you can barely survive off how little you can hunt.

    41. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marvellous. Praise the Lord that it is the intellectual giants who will survive. Right this moment I'm watching the perigee moon rise (wow, btw) and thinking: hmm, New Zealand, Japan, Pacific Rim faults, who's gonna get it next? Place your bets Ladies and Gentlemen, The Prediction is for a Richter 8-9 in California by this time 7 days from now.
      Any takers?

    42. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I have often thought what is best protection, not deterrent, for end of the world disaster. A gun might keep casual looters away, but not hardened survivors who want you stash. First line of defense is definitely claymores, with redundancy, individually wired. This removes significan number of attackers to go beyond deterrence to problem solving.

      Bleach mixed with self made ammonia forms a gas that if no fatal will form a barrier. Bleach, ammonia and lye can be made ino hydrazine.

      Guns for acquiring food, i.e. killing animals or killing humans and taking their supplies wil certainly be useful. Guns agains he random single attacker might also be useful. However since ammunition will become a limiting factor, other means of acquiring food migh be in order.

      Fuel for the vehicle is also a limiting factor, as well as tires. One might use it to escape disaster, but unless there is no one else with the same idea, the critical factor might be to get off the road into the wilderness and hide. With all the guns and support material tha might be hard, especially he M1 which requires frequent cleaning. Have you though about a Kalashnikov and a Glock for ease of use and maintenance. The back woods is no country club shooting competition where the adversaries give you time for technical difficulties and reload, or where haf he points are awarded for a pretty side arm. A magnum has power if you hit the target, but in a pressure situation I would rather have 33 rounds loaded preloaded into a spare magazine.

    43. Re:Are you armed? by jpedlow · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Its sort of funny, really. When friends say "when the zombies come i'm coming to your place" or "when the earthquake comes, I'm coming to your place" etc etc...not just a few, but all of them. :\

      2 Lifted Trucks (well, one's an xj cherokee but it's mostly plate steel nowdays) - Check

      Generators, Gas pumps - Check

      Guns - Check (M1, M1A, AR15 (magpul bling and an acog), and an STI Edge in 40sw)

      But something i'm really most proud of is my server, If human society stopped existing, I've got a backup of books, wikipedia (text only), obligatory media backups etc etc on a 10tb array in a seismic rack [2tb wd blacks and a 3ware 9550 in raid 6 fyi]. And that's relieving to know, that if a guy like me has atleast SOME of humanity's knowledge on backup, there's bound to be hundreds more just like me if the worst DOES happen.

      Sorry, Rant off. TL;DR -- I just like being a little prepared, everything else are my hobbies anyway. 4x4'ing, camping and shooting.

    44. Re:Are you armed? by tranquilidad · · Score: 1

      My family needed to be armed during Katrina. My brother-in-law's house was destroyed by a tornado. It took them days to be able to get back to the house and it involved many tools (axes, chainsaws, pry-bars, chains, 4x4 vehicles, etc.). There were no government entities even capable of helping them and the situation required rugged individualism. If you had been there then you too would have probably felt the need to be armed. If you had heard what was happening to the red cross volunteers you probably would have felt the need to be armed as well. It's not paranoia, it's planning.

      My family has been trained and are members of CERT (Community Emergency Response Team). The goal of CERT is to train average people to handle disaster situations until first responders can arrive. We've seen multiple instances in recent memory in the U.S. where this can take days or weeks.

      I keep a lot of things in case of disaster (in California):
      A 40-gallon sealed trash can kept outside with pry tools, hydraulic jacks, first-aid kits, hand cranked radios, food, water, 2-way radios with GPS, axes, etc.
      Fire extinguishers
      A fueled, portable generator
      Inside I have multiple CERT bags and quick-grab bags with essentials
      I have firearms for personal protection and I've had appropriate training
      Fire insurance
      Earthquake insurance
      Automobile insurance
      Health insurance
      Long-term care insurance

      I am prepared and I don't expect to use any of the items on this list. However, I have had to use many of the items on this list and I was prepared and able to handle each one of them when the time came.

      By your logic, if you need any of the items on this list then you are paranoid. By mine, if you have fewer than this list of items then you are unprepared.

      I know that I'm the only one on my street with an earthquake survival and rescue kit. I also know that I would use that kit without hesitation to rescue anyone who was trapped. I would not wait for the "government" to help me. Who will rescue you?

    45. Re:Are you armed? by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      Considering there was looting, rape, and murder in Haiti as well as numerous reports of looting and other issues in New Zealand, maybe it's not so silly.

      There was essentially no looting or other such issues in New Zealand. A few people got arrested for attempted looting, but we're talking a few people out of a city of 400,000, who got caught and dealt with by local police before they even managed to do anything. I don't really see that as a problem worthy of significant concern.

    46. Re:Are you armed? by SomePgmr · · Score: 1

      I'd think that depends on where you are, that the vast majority of the local (human) population survives the disaster and following hysteria, is armed, and knows how to hunt. No? Either way, you're right. The defense of person and property might also be important, depending on the scale and location of the disaster.

    47. Re:Are you armed? by digitalhermit · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ever cleaned game? Wildlife around urban areas tend to be freaking nasty. Mangy, diseased, bony... Not a lot of deer around my city. Not a lot of wild boar either. So you may end up eating rats and bugs. Make sure that you don't puncture the rat intestine and spill rat feces all over that delectable rat meat when you're cleaning that rat. And rats, though they may grow to be large, are still rats and not much more meat than a single drumstick.

      Say all you want about a can of pork and beans or tuna, but I'd much rather eat that than a squirrel. And yes, I've eaten rabbit, deer, wild hog, and snake before... I've never eaten rat though.

    48. Re:Are you armed? by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      Pardon me for being a bit ... shall we say 'offbeat'.

      Why the guns? I don't mean "heavens to Betsy guns are bad, mmmkay?!?". I mean - why go for something that is going to be difficult to resupply in case of a massive catastrophe?

      If you go "old school" and go with bow and arrow, not only are you very likely to be able to reuse your ammo, it also becomes very easy to resupply, as you can create your own.

      And in case the zombie apocalypse strikes, you don't want to create a lot of noise either.

    49. Re:Are you armed? by NFN_NLN · · Score: 1

      Guns? Hunting?
      Bah.
      The US is a pretty large country. I'd just move to the opposite coast. If California was hit by a tsunami, I'd dump as much stuff in my trunk as possible, and move to the East. Or vice-versa. Or maybe the middle part where the farmers have tons of food, and lots of generosity.

      With such a large area, there's plenty of other places to move to, which are unaffected by the tragedy.

      The mouth-breathers (as I like to call them) have a hard enough time navigating rush hour when there isn't an emergency. Just imagine the chaos during an actual event.

      - The hoopty that never ran right, but now is no time to quibble, it's an emergency... get it on the road.
      - The expensive furniture you just can't leave behind... load it into the SUV
      - What's that you expected to just pick up gas during an emergency and drove out at 1/4 tank... you're now a road obstacle
      - Road rage during rush hour... meet road rage during a disaster

      Sounds like fun...

    50. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah black cocks and theirs rapes. They should keep it civilized and do it only in the bus like the Japanese are doing.

    51. Re:Are you armed? by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 2

      Bit of a silly response, don't you think?

      OP talks about preparing for a natural disaster What you going to do, shoot the water as it swirls round your feet

      While people are lining up outside relief tents to get their MREs or Spam, we can be out hunting deer, turkey, dove, quail, etc. While you're eating rehydrated bread, we can be dining on some roast duck or deer tenderloin steak. You think during a flood you'll be able to drive down to the local McDonald's and order up a burger?

      While you're out, could you gun down a 140-count box of Pampers for me, please? Size 4, but 5 will do in a pinch.You can have some peanut butter . . .

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    52. Re:Are you armed? by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      This is aside from guns being pretty necessary for living off the land scenarios.

      People lived off the land for millennia without guns. Or do you think bows, slings and spears were only invented because the cavemen ran out of bullets?

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    53. Re:Are you armed? by NFN_NLN · · Score: 1

      Bit of a silly response, don't you think?

      OP talks about preparing for a natural disaster
      What you going to do, shoot the water as it swirls round your feet

      While people are lining up outside relief tents to get their MREs or Spam, we can be out hunting deer, turkey, dove, quail, etc. While you're eating rehydrated bread, we can be dining on some roast duck or deer tenderloin steak. You think during a flood you'll be able to drive down to the local McDonald's and order up a burger?

      Hahhah, let's just say the US is teaming with wildlife. If every Jethro is out there shooting everything that moves the only thing you're going to catch is shotgun pellets to the skull.

      Considering the number of hunting accidents that already happen with the reduced set of "skilled" hunters... just imagine what would happen if chaos broke loose. You'd be better off with full body armour than guns. Then just wait out all the retards and collect whatever rations are left over.

    54. Re:Are you armed? by LittleRedStar · · Score: 1

      How many ducks and deer do you think there *are*? I

      We've got more deer than we know what to do with here in the midwest (KS/NE/MO/IA). Sending the teaming hordes.

    55. Re:Are you armed? by dkleinsc · · Score: 3, Interesting

      obligatory xkcd that points out the basic problem: It works for 1 guy, it doesn't work for everybody.

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    56. Re:Are you armed? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      With skills they learned from early childhood on.

      The survival skills I learned from early childhood mostly involve guns.

      That said I bet I can find more food in the woods without a gun then you.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    57. Re:Are you armed? by J.+T.+MacLeod · · Score: 1

      Do you think humanity adopted firearms for living off the land just for a change of pace?

      No, people with guns ate more. There are good reasons for that.

    58. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've never gone out for Chinese? Or is that cat?

    59. Re:Are you armed? by mr_lizard13 · · Score: 2

      You think during a flood you'll be able to drive down to the local McDonald's and order up a burger?

      McDonald's Sail-Thru.

      Now there's an idea.

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    60. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod me troll. I don't care.

      I've got a M1 rifle, a 12 gauge pump and a Colt Python as personal weapons.

      That and a backpack full of gear I can live out of and a 4x4 that's already been up the Rubicon trail many times.

      thanks for letting me and my associates know that you are unprepared and essentially have no defenses.

    61. Re:Are you armed? by Nikkos · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There are millions actually, most states are experiencing overpop problems. Not to mention the domesticated animals (cows, chickens) roving around the countryside. And since their food supplies will be less affected than ours, the wildlife will likely be better off than the humans are.

      And there really wouldn't be a horde of people would there? On the scale of event you seem to be talking about, the city-dwellers likely wouldn't make it out of the concrete jungle, and they wouldn't know where to start in terms of hunting strategy, food prep and storage. The only people who think hunting is "easy" are people who haven't done it. Guns are tools used for more than just self-defense.

    62. Re:Are you armed? by sirsnork · · Score: 2

      To expand on this (and living in Christchurch through the earthquakes), it took my wife 6 hours to drive home from work on the 22nd Feb when the last one hit. It's usually a 40 min drive in rush hour traffic.

      Gridlock doesn't just happen if there is an evacuation. For the next several weeks going anywhere in the car took easily 3 times as long as expected simply because of the state of the roads and the increased need to travel to survive. Hell, it's been a month and we still don't have working sewers.

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    63. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kidding. Look at the Oregon Trail disaster.

    64. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah like LA or DC, they would be third world after a disaster... LA is third world after a trial verdict so yeah personal protection is necessary...

    65. Re:Are you armed? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Anyone who thinks 'evacuation' from an urbanized area is possible in the US ought to watch rush hour in major cities a couple of times. If you live in an urban area and are serious about being prepared for some form of catastrophe, you need to be able to survive in place for at least a couple of weeks. Let all of the beta testers try out the evacuation routes first.

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    66. Re:Are you armed? by Artifakt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In a situation where radiation is a factor, and could be concentrated by the food chain, queueing up sounds better and better. Let's assume you are a decent marksman and the disaster you are dealing with hasn't hit during really cold weather when everything lairs up as much as possible, and you know enough to spot Tularaemia in rabbits and so on. We'll also assume you have some non-meat food sources too and won't get a protein overdose related psychosis.Those assumptions mean you know more than many legendary mountain men, let alone many modern hunters.Do you really know radiation well enough to make the smart decisions there too?

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    67. Re:Are you armed? by Nikkos · · Score: 1

      http://www.thejakartaglobe.com/asia/new-zealand-police-sickened-at-looting-in-quake-hit-city/425038

      You mean a few people got arrested for stealing generators, sneaking into the the cordoned area, and a guy with Asbergers got the hell beat out of him for breaking into a house to steal lightbulbs and an antique light fixture. People with fake ID's were trying to get into people's homes as well.

      Definitely not the majority, but not the absence of issues you claim.

    68. Re:Are you armed? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      You're right but you miss the real point. During hunter-gatherer existence there were no cities of millions of pre zombies oozing out of concrete jungles. Unless you're in an area that is very rural, even the overpopulated deer herds in the middle of the US will be trimmed out in a couple of weeks.

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    69. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. I'll shoot you and take all of the supplies that you spent your money on. Hypothetically speaking, of course.

    70. Re:Are you armed? by ghjm · · Score: 2

      Sure. Because guns and ammunition aren't manufactured goods that depend on a complex supply chain that will break down along with the rest of society.

    71. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A-fucking-men to that. Civilized people don't do that shit. It wasn't just blacks being niggers though, the white trash and Mexicans were doing it in in New Orleans too.

    72. Re:Are you armed? by dargaud · · Score: 2

      Mod me troll. I don't care.

      I've got a M1 rifle, a 12 gauge pump and a Colt Python as personal weapons.

      That and a backpack full of gear I can live out of and a 4x4 that's already been up the Rubicon trail many times.

      Pretty typical answer... Just talked with someone who was in Japan last week and in the US during a major storm couple years ago (Virginia I think, with long power outage and plenty of damage). She said the people behaved very differently, in the US everybody elbowing each others to get anything and everything from the stores as fast as possible. Very orderly in jp in comparison.

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    73. Re:Are you armed? by autocracy · · Score: 1

      A Twin Otter is sent to medevac a fisherman from a Russian trawler to McMurdo. The victim of hammer blows by another crewmate, the incident perpetuates the hammer as the traditional weapon of choice for discerning Antarcticans who go apeshit.

      http://www.bigdeadplace.com/state_of_the_station.html

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    74. Re:Are you armed? by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      <sarcasm>Yeah guns are really important, just look at all the japanese right now, without their guns they are really screwed. I see them respectfully/calmly queing for food and water, it would be much easier if they were all just shooting each other.</sarcasm>

      dumb fucks... :-/

      New Orleans much?

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    75. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      zombies.

    76. Re:Are you armed? by coldfarnorth · · Score: 1

      Nah. He figures he can find someone who has taken the time to be prepared and take their stuff.

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    77. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are very right here. Nevertheless firearms are more or less non existing in the Japanese society.

      Yakuza is armed to the teeth. I doubt you care though, because it isn't good for your argument.

    78. Re:Are you armed? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Have you ever been deer hunting?

      They hide very well. Hunting is a skill. With no experience most people wouldn't even see one once the deer realize it's on and hide. You never see deer on the side of the road during hunting season as they are in the deep brush.

      I live in CA, we have very few hunters. I can get 6 deer tags a year (4 muzzle loader) here because there a so many deer and so few hunters.

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    79. Re:Are you armed? by Thetawaves · · Score: 1

      How can you possibly think a bow and arrows will supply you with more shots for the equivalent volume. Even if you never restocked, 15 pounds of ammo would last you a long, long time. You can probably carry a maximum of 50 arrows on you, and that sounds like a massive pain in the ass! Good luck crafting your own arrows and actually hitting something with them! Or getting close enough to hit something with your crappy arrows. I'll stick to 20th century technology.

      Good luck hunting birds without bird shot.

      A bow and arrows is what you turn to when your 500 rounds of ammo has finally run out 3 years later.

    80. Re:Are you armed? by whoever57 · · Score: 2

      Anyone who thinks 'evacuation' from an urbanized area is possible in the US ought to watch rush hour in major cities a couple of times. If you live in an urban area and are serious about being prepared for some form of catastrophe, you need to be able to survive in place for at least a couple of weeks

      Which is why my emergency preparedness involves boxes outside my house with food, clothing, tents, camping stoves, and water purification systems. Also in the boxes are a crank-powered radio and a large crowbar (to access my house, assuming it is damaged by an earthquake). I can live in my back yard for 2-3 weeks.

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    81. Re:Are you armed? by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

      Yes, I am, nuff said about that.

      And if things get really, REALLY! bad, you know as the planet enters another geologically active phase and the Yellowstone caldera erupts, will you be willing to eat long pig? You know, kill a neighbor to feed your children?

      By the way have you noticed the ever increasing frequency with which large seismic/volcanic/tectonic events are occurring? Hmmmm.

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    82. Re:Are you armed? by DrgnDancer · · Score: 2

      Really on a per capita basis there wasn't much looting in New Orleans either. Most of what there was was for food, and probably people would have paid had their been anyone in the shops to pay. What looting of luxury goods there was (and it's been to shown to have been exaggerated in the early media coverage) was almost entirely looted out of empty shops, and covered by insurance. There were no armed gangs wandering around stealing from survivors. There were a few assholes breaking windows of empty stores and picking up what they could carry.

      OP is apparently envisioning himself as Mad Max or something. No major American city has been reduced to that in a hundred years, and frankly if one was it would indicated a total collapse of the internal infrastructure of the US, and a far more serious situation than a mere natural disaster. Even as badly as the government handled Katrina, it never got close to "Beyond Thunderdome".

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    83. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have motion activated GAU17s and as a fail safe, a few daisycutter. Zombies are not getting my brains!! And no, you can never be too prepared. Have you see the documentary of the Umbrella Corporation and their experiments?? You an never be too careful.

      http://www.navweaps.com/Weapons/WNUS_30-cal_GAU17.htm
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BLU-82

    84. Re:Are you armed? by shentino · · Score: 1

      Including from starvation.

    85. Re:Are you armed? by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

      Long pig? If it came to that. I have a can of peaches and avocados as dessert.

    86. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      like Detroit?

    87. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you live in New Orleans, New York, or California...

    88. Re:Are you armed? by CodeBuster · · Score: 2

      Some of us have tens or even hundreds of thousands of rounds stored and available for use or trade; enough to cover our own foreseeable lifetimes and probably those of our children as well. Brass can be reloaded, primers made and bullets cast and eventually armed and self-sufficient communities will form from the ruins of post fossil fuel civilization to support necessary industries. I'm not concerned about the supply of ammunition or guns running out. If these items can be made and maintained in primitive conditions in backwater villages in Pakistan, as they are today, then the same can be done by knowledgeable survivalists.

    89. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The japanese are a small island nation

      Really? I thought that Japan was a small island nation.

      by the princible

      What's a "princible"?

      See the difference?

      The only thing I see is that you're a bigot and an idiot.

    90. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That said I bet I can find more food in the woods without a gun then you.

      Then he'll do what? Or do you mean that when it comes to dessert you're a cannibal?

    91. Re:Are you armed? by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      Paranoid? It's about 1% of the weaponry that is stockpiled for each government agent to protect themselves during civil unrest. Hopefully that limits your individual exposure, but brutal home invasions are "disasters" that happen all the time, and something like an asteroid impact could indeed produce a survival scenario like the The Road , where you need a reason not to shoot at anything that moves. Finally, a weapon is quite useful for end of life planning. Normal events like epidemic and irradiation proceed quickly, and rescue is usually not very imminent.

    92. Re:Are you armed? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Using a gun takes a lot less skill than using a bow and arrow. Opt for the crossbow and get the best of both worlds.

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    93. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What sort of disaster are you expecting wherein you would need those kinds of weapons? There aren't many realistic scenarios of that type.

      Zombie attacks, obviously.

    94. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I lived in Shingle Springs, CA for a while. Our dog took down more deer on its own than you. I could probably have shot 5+ from my porch in a week if I felt inclined.

    95. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not troll, it's paranoid. What sort of disaster are you expecting wherein you would need those kinds of weapons? There aren't many realistic scenarios of that type.

      Something really unrealistic, like a big earthquake in the LA area. There would be a complete breakdown of civil order and, with the overpasses down, no way to get in or out by car. No running water and looters in the streets. The survivors will be the ones with weapons who hunker down and try to stay out of trouble until the military restores order.

    96. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ahhh bullshit you stupid American bashing troll

      Yeah because people were tearing each other apart during the San Francisco earthquake. Typical politcally correct person who doesn't wan to say it but I will, the African-American community cannot behave when things get bad and will not work together. Not saying all of them will do it, but a 'vast majority' will resort to violence and rioting.

    97. Re:Are you armed? by jmorris42 · · Score: 0

      Screw the racism, be bold enough to identify the common thread. Lifetime welfare clients. i.e. the Democratic Party's real base.

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    98. Re:Are you armed? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      1. Zombie attack.
      2. Taliban paratroopers.
      3. Annexation by DPRK.
      4. FEMA death camps!
      5. [many more]

    99. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Of course, it couldn't have anything to do with culture, could it? The Japanese, for the most part, have a culture where you do what the authorities tell you to. If they tell you to wait in lines, you wait in lines, and as politely as possible. Heck, they don't even have to be told. You want to know the reason the Japs aren't running around looting shops, and why random citizens even go so far as to help 70 year old shop keepers clean up? Look at their culture. Even if they had the freedom to own weapons, it wouldn't change the culture.

      Even if the looting Katrina thugs didn't have guns (and, most of them didn't), it doesn't change the fact that some minority of people chose to loot liquor stores, just because they could... It would have been forgivable, to me, if they looted because they needed the nutrition, but no, they went after all of the unnecessary things in life, like booze, and electronics, and everything else not bolted to the floor--because not only was there nobody there to stop them, they could not stop themselves!

      Then, you have Brits. There's more of a rebel attitude amongst the younger generations. And, despite not having guns, there's also a prevalence of violence. Roving bands of thugs who beat people up, and for no good reason, robberies at knife or truncheon point--that sort of thing. So much so, that London has considered banning knives with sharp points. If only that would stop the bloodshed, but it will forever be the next potential weapon, and it will never come to going after the cultural issues. Furthermore, If & when some innocent person decides they're not going to be the victim of the day, the government takes a most peculiar stance: they'll probably hold the victim liable for any pain and suffering put upon the aggressor by violent retaliation, and to add insult to injury, they're just as likely to prosecute the victim with some arbitrary and arcane statute, as they are to prosecute the assailant for that particular crime--despite the victim having no record, and the assailant(s) having rap sheets miles long.

      What's similar between these cultures? They're both island nations, they both have very stringent gun control laws, yet one has much less violence, on the whole, than the other? Why do you imagine that is?

      If the government could be put out, you know, to actually go after and prosecute criminals instead of peaceful, law abiding citizens, we could both enjoy our freedom, and enjoy not having to worry about criminals. What would be wrong there? Oh, that's right, some people would still choose own relatively simple machines YOU don't think they should own. But, there's always *some* excuse for wanna-be authoritarian dickheads, isn't there?

    100. Re:Are you armed? by Solandri · · Score: 1

      it's paranoid. What sort of disaster are you expecting wherein you would need those kinds of weapons? There aren't many realistic scenarios of that type.

      It's not paranoid, it's foresight. You should always include weapons when planning for a disaster scenario. The passivity and politeness you're seeing in Japan is the rare exception. Without the rule of law, human society nearly always degenerates into thuggery and might makes right. You people who think you're so smart planning ahead with stocks of food and water, but pacifist so refuse to keep a weapon? If a major disaster struck, the rule of law became ineffective, and survival depended on that food and water, you would be set upon by hordes of people who didn't plan ahead wanting to forcibly take your food and water from you. And there's nothing you could do about it because you didn't pack any weapons.

      Yeah your neighbor whom you've known for the last 10 years probably isn't going to steal from you - he knows you and empathizes with you. He's not the one you have to worry about. You want to worry about the guy who doesn't know you, tired, starving, and thirsty, with no empathy for you. If he finds out you have food and water, he's gonna have no qualms about doing anything he can to take it away from you. He's not gonna think "This guy prepared ahead, I didn't, so I deserve to die." He's gonna think "This guy has lots of supplies, I have none. He should share, but he refuses. So I'm justified in taking it from him."

      Too often, people think that the purpose of a weapon is to kill. It can certainly be used for that, but that's not its primary purpose. Its primary purpose is to intimidate. Hundreds of criminals are apprehended every day because the criminal gives up when the policeman draws his weapon. Hundreds of people are mugged every day because the victim willingly gives up his money when threatened with a weapon. All of this happens without a single shot being fired, without a single knife blade contacting flesh. You probably won't even have to use the weapon you pack in your disaster kit - merely waving it around to show people you have it will be enough to get them to leave you alone.

    101. Re:Are you armed? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      We don't have the Yakuza to help keep the order here. That's not to say that the Japanese are as disorderly as we are, but let's be honest, having organized crime figure out that widespread looting and such is bad for business goes a long way towards maintained civility. Even in the US during prohibition, the mob figured out pretty quickly how to make nice with the people when it was profitable to do so.

    102. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then, you have Brits. There's more of a rebel attitude amongst the younger generations. And, despite not having guns, there's also a prevalence of violence.

      Happening in Britain? Correct. Done by British people? Try again.

    103. Re:Are you armed? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ahh, thank goodness for the simple pleasures of a vegetable garden.

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    104. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A recent example: Hurricane Katrina saw several roaming bands of looters/theives/rapists. Cops shooting people randomly (several were found guilty but wouldn't be prosecuted), people hungry and thirsty doing desperate things.

      LA riots, several full out urban firefights happened, mass looting, rapes, people killing each other for stupid shit -OR- No reason at all.

      It doesn't take much for a good segment of the population to turn to little more than animals.

    105. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uhhh.... and the yakuza makes up for how much of the population? you can list all sorts of minor groups that have guns, but that's totally besides the point. you're a moron.

    106. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends if you like the taste of human meat.

    107. Re:Are you armed? by Fjandr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Of course, it couldn't have anything to do with culture, could it?

      Sadly, saying this is like shouting into a hurricane. Even more so, because it's the real root of the issue and most people are incapable of analyzing people and cultures to find the real cause to problems; they'd rather just demonize those they disagree with.

      Owning firearms makes one more likely to be a criminal in exactly the same way being black makes one more likely to be a criminal. It's too bad the real meaning of the preceding sentence will be lost on so many, a great deal of whom will decide it means I think blacks are criminals because they're black. It's that old /. maxim "correlation does not equal causation," but let's not apply it to everything, just the things we like, but which have bad things that correlate to them. Anything else might as well be "correlation equals causation" for the average person trying to defend a strongly-held opinion.

    108. Re:Are you armed? by koona · · Score: 1

      and even a coyote or 2 around my house.

      This would strongly imply you would drink your own bathwater as well. Ever skin one of those buggers?

      douglas

    109. Re:Are you armed? by Fjandr · · Score: 2

      It's sad that there's so much hate on /.

      Since you have admitted to possessing firearms, a good percentage of the population has written you off as a dangerous kook who should be watched for signs of gearing up to snap and go on a homicidal rampage. It's like they can't believe a sane, well-adjusted person can actually pragmatically look at a firearm and decide there are many situations a private citizen could potentially find themselves in where such a tool would be useful or essential.

      What's really astounding is that many of these people are otherwise highly intelligent and pragmatic themselves, yet are incapable of surmounting this psychological hurdle.

    110. Re:Are you armed? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Guns evolved as weapons of war. I don't know what the fuck you'd go hunting with a culverin. In any case, most food production came from agriculture by the time muskets were invented, so your argument that people with guns ate more is plain wrong.

      But anyway, HornWumpus claimed they were necessary. You've just claimed - and you might be right - that they make it easier. Still, to support his claim, you need to account for humanity's survival up to the 15th century. Go on, I'm all ears...

      Now this analogy is aimed at the more cerebral members of the group rather than the "hurr durr, I's a-gottens me a gurrrn, you're a faggot" types, but it's like saying you absolutely can't code without an IDE.

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    111. Re:Are you armed? by fuscus2010 · · Score: 1

      Pffft. Big earthquake and tsunami comes and fat Bubba runs around screaming, frothing at the mouth and preventing the emergency response teams from doing their jobs. All that would happen is that the army would call in a sniper or worse. At least the areas IQ would approve. While you still need to be prepared with food,water,medical stockpiles (at least two weeks), survival in these situations depend on planning, co-operation and team work. And for the record I live in Australia in an area where cyclones occur though I missed out on this years offerings.

    112. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There were roving gangs of armed police who attacked refugees fleeing the city. There was also at least one neighborhood in which an armed group attacked refugees attempting to pass through. It definitely wasn't "Beyond Thunderdome", but there were authoritarian groups operating as if it were.

    113. Re:Are you armed? by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Katrina = massive natural disaster -> looting & roving gangs -> murder, assault -> need for way to protect self and family

      LA riots = civil disorder ~ man made disaster -> looting & roving gangs -> murder, assault -> need for way to protect self and family

      Mumbai style terrorist attack (same planed for Europe) ~ man made disaster -> roving terrorists -> murder, assault -> need for way to protect self and family

      Is it just me, or does it sound like the correct way to protect self and family would be to get the hell out before something bad happens? In a situation like that, it's bad enough without gun-toting looters... And even though people in this thread boasting about guns probably don't think of themselves as thugs, they sure sound like they'd include forcibly sharing food of others (also known as robbery) in "self defence" or "hunting".

    114. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not troll, it's paranoid. What sort of disaster are you expecting wherein you would need those kinds of weapons? There aren't many realistic scenarios of that type.

      When the machines invade, he'll be the one laughing.

    115. Re:Are you armed? by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Have you ever been deer hunting?

      They hide very well. Hunting is a skill. With no experience most people wouldn't even see one once the deer realize it's on and hide. You never see deer on the side of the road during hunting season as they are in the deep brush.

      That's for people hunting alone or in small group. It would be rather different if a larger community of people be doing it for food and survival. A bunch of chasers, and a few decent shooters with rifles waiting for whatever gets chased out of hiding.

      Also, the funny thing about guns is, just about anybody will learn in a matter of hours to shoot a rifle well enough to hit even a small animal often enough...

      All it takes is a person with authority and a person with relevant knowledge, and they don't even have to be the same person.

    116. Re:Are you armed? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Slow smoked, like a whole hog.

      How much do you figure you will weigh by then? I guessing 20 hours in the smoker, about 100lbs dressed.

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    117. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. I estimate that the lights will be off for three days before the real panic sets in. Those of us that have prepared will be gone 48 hours before most people make a decision.
      It's difficult to prepare for everything, (having children makes it that much more interesting) but if you have enough on your back to get you to your permanant spot, your more prepared than about 95% of the population.
      Drive your route, walk your route, make it a family day. Lot of folks would be suprised at how little trips like that can bring a family a little close. I know I was.

    118. Re:Are you armed? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Bit of a silly response, don't you think?

      That depends on which part of which country he lives in, which is something you should have asked him before jumping to this conclusion.

      What you going to do, shoot the water as it swirls round your feet

      If he lives in Southern Missouri, he'll never have water swirling around his feet. What he could have is a shortage of creature comforts like food being delivered to the grocery store. He'd be able to shoot animals for food.

      When people seem crazy, try asking them questions . Chances are you just don't understand.

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    119. Re:Are you armed? by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      Squirrel's ok. Had moose, too, but never at the same time, so I missed my chance to say "Vee are haffink Moose and Skvirrel for dinner!".

      But I've never cleaned game, so I'm a little unclear on that concept. After what the little squirrel f*ckers did to some fruit tree seedlings this winter (*), I could certainly see eating them, and I'm not sure I'd bet on a vegetable garden doing well unless I did.

      (*) snow was 2-3 feet deep in the backyard for a long long time, could not find their acorns, so they gnawed on everything they could find.

    120. Re:Are you armed? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      The Rubicon Trail is in the Sierra Nevada between South Lake Tahoe and Sacramento. Figure it out.

      I assume you live in fantasy land if you are sure you will never need a weapon.

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    121. Re:Are you armed? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Seems like what you like is large mags. The pistol is a backup for the rifle hence simple, foolproof etc.

      These weapons are the ones that 'feel right' in my hands. They almost aim themselves.

      It would take a serous crisis for me to return to my youthful pyromania, I still remember a thing or two. Enough to know bad advice on the net when I see it. Why don't you slam some hydrazine right into your carotid artery with a big bore needle. I hear that's one hell of a buzz.

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    122. Re:Are you armed? by bertoelcon · · Score: 1

      Ever cleaned game? Wildlife around urban areas tend to be freaking nasty. Mangy, diseased, bony... Not a lot of deer around my city

      PROTIP: Don't live in the city.

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    123. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Three days after the grocery stores are empty and the police have gone home to watch over thier families.

    124. Re:Are you armed? by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      No, people with guns ate more. There are good reasons for that.

      ...chief among them being that people with guns (let's call them "armies") were able to subjugate and dominate those without guns (we'll call them "peasants"), taking their goods (like food, for instance).

      Like sibling said - guns evolved as weapons of war. It wasn't until accuracy actually got half-assed decent (roughly the 17th century, or about 100-200 years after armies have been using them) that hunting with a gun made any sense at all.

      While we're on the subject, one thing to note among the gun-toting crowd... you can reload, you can even (maybe) re-pour bullets, but eventually you're going to run out of powder and primers (unless of course you have a degree in chemistry, or a flintlock muzzle-loader and enough know-how to make powder old-school). There's a vast difference between gunpowder you can actually *make* from locally-had ingredients (if you know how), and the chemical concoctions that you buy at the local gun shop.

      May want to brush up on the ol' bow-hunting skills, yanno?

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    125. Re:Are you armed? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Most radiation exposure has been modest enough to avoid, including above-ground nuclear detonations in the US.

      "We'll also assume you have some non-meat food sources too and won't get a protein overdose related psychosis."

      Native Americans often lived on bison meat for extended periods of time. Got evidence for that theory?

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    126. Re:Are you armed? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "But don't think for a minute that there will be lots of game waiting for your bullets."

      If I'm risking starvation, people are "game" or at least potential food for my chickens.

      In a truly desperate sustained situation, all civilized rules may be dispensed with.

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    127. Re:Are you armed? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Bad, bad man!

      You should renounce all that evil equipment and give it to me.

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    128. Re:Are you armed? by rrohbeck · · Score: 0

      Now imagine some in Japan armed to the teeth like certain people in the US. Now wouldn't that be fun.
      People who think that guns are the solution are the problem. They are primitive and myopic.

    129. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a truly desperate sustained situation, all civilized rules may be dispensed with.

      If you think that, do us all a favor and off yourself now. Your survival will not preserve anything of civilization worth saving. Give up your resources to someone with a conscience.

    130. Re:Are you armed? by jkinney3 · · Score: 1

      the bullets are for thinning out the competition for food.

    131. Re:Are you armed? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      In California home invasion isn't really a reason to own a gun, mainly because of all the laws about storage and preventing you from using the gun. You would have to be really lucky to get to the gun and put it in a usable state in time to defend yourself with it. That's why I just have a giant machete.

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    132. Re:Are you armed? by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

      Think of cleaning a fish.. You have to get in there, clean out the guts, get rid of the scales, pull out everything but the meat.

      Wild game is like that, except that you can't get the nasty stuff from the intestines on the meat. So you have to be very careful with your knife when you skin it so you don't puncture the intestines or the bladder. Doing so will ruin the meat. Fish is one thing. Mammal parasites and diseases are another. And mammal feces are generally poisonous to other mammals. For larger animals you need to bleed it. This means hanging it up, nicking an artery, and let it bleed out. If you don't then the meat will taste horrid, not to mention a host of blood-borne parasites that can play nasty with your body. I've done it for a goat and deer. Believe me, it's not for the squeamish.

      If it came down to it, my choices would be fishing first then go after birds. Geese and ducks first. If it came down to it, seagulls. I don't know if I could eat a pigeon again :/. Once was enough.

    133. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you a mostly-pure-blooded native american of one of the tribes that used to do that? Do you know their full technique, or are you just assuming you can nom on just bison for a year and be fine? A few generations of genetic mixing without reinforcement, and those helpful gene combinations fade into the general population. If you're of european stock, you haven't got the all-meat-diet specialty in your genetic portfolio.

      [Though in practice, a (successful) disaster survivalist wouldn't intentionally limit themselves to only meat. That's like throwing away the majority of free calories you could have been getting from the wild.]

      > Most radiation exposure has been modest enough to avoid, including above-ground nuclear detonations in the US.
      On the flipside, you can't hunt wild pig anywhere near Chernobyl without testing it first, because they're radioactive (from eating the truffles that still concentrate the stuff, decades later), even as far away as Germany. Of course, if you're too close to a nuclear disaster, you won't be hunting at ALL for the first year or two, because every wild mammal dies off and the population doesn't recover until new ones migrate in from surrounding regions...

      Hitting wiki for Tularaemia (since I'd never heard of it): ugh, sick for 2-3 months? No thank you.

    134. Re:Are you armed? by JDevers · · Score: 1

      The current population of the state in which I live is about 2.8 million people. There are an estimated 1.2 million deer in the state, we occupy the vast majority of the Mississippi flyway for ducks, there is a large quail population, over half of the state is hardwood infested with squirrel and human edible nuts, and multiple rivers cross the state with large impound lakes filled with white and striped bass to catfish and multiple cold water trout rivers and streams. A large percentage of our farm land is currently cash crops such as cotton, but quick re-tooling will add to the 1.3 million acres already geared towards rice, 230,000 to corn, 3.1 million acres of soybeans, 370,000 to wheat, and 66,000 to sorghum. We have the largest poultry industry in the US, we will do just fine as long as the rest of you fuckers stay out.

      Oh, and gun ownership is one of the highest in the US.

    135. Re:Are you armed? by slackbheep · · Score: 2

      This is the internet my friend. My personal plan involves wandering off to find a pack of wolves, I will fight and defeat their leader and earn my place in the pack.

    136. Re:Are you armed? by Nyder · · Score: 1

      Ever cleaned game? Wildlife around urban areas tend to be freaking nasty. Mangy, diseased, bony... Not a lot of deer around my city. Not a lot of wild boar either. So you may end up eating rats and bugs. Make sure that you don't puncture the rat intestine and spill rat feces all over that delectable rat meat when you're cleaning that rat. And rats, though they may grow to be large, are still rats and not much more meat than a single drumstick.

      Say all you want about a can of pork and beans or tuna, but I'd much rather eat that than a squirrel. And yes, I've eaten rabbit, deer, wild hog, and snake before... I've never eaten rat though.

      I'm considering human myself. heard they taste sort of sweet, like horse.

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    137. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest you try target shooting with a decent rifle and then a decent hunting bow. There is absolutely no comparison, whether for ease of use, portability or even lethality.

    138. Re:Are you armed? by Nyder · · Score: 1

      How many ducks and deer do you think there *are*? If there was an actual disaster, the deer, duck, quail, and lizard populations would plummet as a teaming horde of well-armed people suddenly ravage the landscape.

      We moved to an agricultural society so that we wouldn't have to try to eke out our existence on the little tidbits provided by nature. Wanna prepare? Fine. But don't think for a minute that there will be lots of game waiting for your bullets.

      Guns are for self-defense.

      Um, maybe you missed out on those animal shows, but it seems animals have a 6th sense for natural diasters and tend to start taking off before they happen. So, if the animals taking off clues you in, and you save your ass from whatever happens, ya, that gun will be useful for hunting later. Well, not useful for you, because you'll probably be dead when all the animals run over your ass because you were too stupid to understand what was going on.

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    139. Re:Are you armed? by JDevers · · Score: 1

      There was looting, rape, and murder out the wazoo in Haiti well before the most recent natural disaster.

    140. Re:Are you armed? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      New Orleans called, to remind you the US isn't Japan.

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    141. Re:Are you armed? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Japan is ethnically homogeneous and has policies to keep it that way.

      Americans have nothing in common but location, we aren't a melting pot, and are thus prone to tribal warfare.

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    142. Re:Are you armed? by penix1 · · Score: 1

      The problem with this strategy is in an earthquake what makes you think your back yard will still be accessible and safe enough for you to live there for two weeks? And when that 2 weeks turns into 2 months because State and Federal agencies can't respond due to their own poor planning? What then?

      Communities are required to do disaster planning involving public input. They have public meetings every year or two on it. Attend those meetings and let your opinions be heard. Every time I have to give them, I'm amazed when one person shows up. Planning meetings are dull but without knowing what the public thinks, they are exercises in futility.

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    143. Re:Are you armed? by metlin · · Score: 1

      Some of us just have just learnt to run really fast, by running practice marathons.

    144. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, yeah, your guns will really help you when you need a source of clean water, when you need fuel to cook all that rice and pasta that somehow needs water to digest, when you need to get just a tiny bit of power to your cellphone so you can try to call for emergency services, but hey, you chose to buy those high-cap mags instead of solar stills and bleach for water, or a couple of PV panels and the associated gear to interface with your phone or ham gear. I lived through the Loma Prieta earthquake, and had no need for guns whatever. I (and my neighbors) needed power, water, food, and communications. The need to park a piece of lead in somebody's body was absolutely zero.

    145. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, maybe you missed out on those animal shows, but it seems animals have a 6th sense for natural diasters and tend to start taking off before they happen.

      I'm not sure what "animal shows" you're talking about, but I haven't seen any good evidence that this myth is true.

    146. Re:Are you armed? by hamster_nz · · Score: 1

      All that firepower would have proved very useful when I was crapping in hole in the back yard...

    147. Re:Are you armed? by Sumtingwong · · Score: 1

      Don't you have to drive to those in the UK?

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    148. Re:Are you armed? by evil_aar0n · · Score: 1

      I'll second this. Last week, I think it was some flooding in downtown Sleepy Hollow, but it took literally over an hour to go the maybe six miles from the west bank of the Hudson, across the TZ (Tappan Zee Bridge), to my work location. It was horrible. I can't imagine what it would be like if there were something more serious. People trying to get out of the metro NYC area would be fucked.

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    149. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps he's assuming you're going to eat all lean and no fat. Hopefully nobody is dumb enough to eat only rabbits.

    150. Re:Are you armed? by Goghit · · Score: 1

      I don't live in a country where I will need a "weapon". I strongly suspect we won't be shooting each other in the face while looting following a disaster.

      What I have I will share.

      p.s.: I do have a couple of "firearms". Bambis are good food. I'm assuming bag limits and hunting seasons will be suspended for a time.

    151. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can make a single shot rifle with some metal and a forge. Getting fresh metal might be hard, except for all the useless cars around after the apocalypse. I wouldn't want to be the first person to fire it, though.

      Good gunpowder is harder, but blackpowder is easy enough. And anybody crazy enough to really stockpile ammo will stock powder, knows how to handload, and has a press w/ mould. That way it doesn't matter as much what the idjits that came to your hidey hole were carrying, it'll all melt down the same:)

    152. Re:Are you armed? by pastorhack · · Score: 1

      Trick question, bullets would make pampers useless, for that you want to use a standard diaper trap.

    153. Re:Are you armed? by ukemike · · Score: 1

      OP talks about preparing for a natural disaster What you going to do, shoot the water as it swirls round your feet

      No, I think he plans on using his guns to steal my emergency kit. The joke's on him though. All the food and water in there expired last year.

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    154. Re:Are you armed? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Seriously both of you are nuts. You want to be prepared, seriously truly prepared. Then move to location that does not suffer major earthquakes, hurricanes or typhoons, tornadoes or floods. Once you move there establish good relations with your neighbours and, support local and regional emergency services.

      All the guns in the world and all the emergency rations you can pile up, do you not one scrap of good when you slip and break you leg and no one comes to help.

      Realistic emergency preparedness is a community thing not an individual thing. When you and your guns are buried under rubble who do you expect to dig you out. When you with your guns are clinging to a tree in a flood who is going to come with a boat to rescue you. When you and your guns are broken after being flung about by a horrendous storm who will search for and rescue you.

      If you think you can prepare for emergencies on your own, than you are a bloody idiot. Forcing the community, the government to ensure it is capable of dealing with emergencies is the only way of increasing your odds of survival. Statistic for deaths between countries that prepare for emergencies and those that don't are tens, hundreds, even thousands to one.

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    155. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More than there are of us, by quite a margin. And not everyone has the tools or abilities to go hunting in the post-apocalyptic world, so there'd be plenty of game.

      And I'm not going to care about hunting licenses and park rangers at that point, so anything made of meat is a target.

      So, yeah. they're all purpose tools. Plus I don't know ANYONE who could shrug off a face full of birdshot / buckshot.

    156. Re:Are you armed? by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      A bow and arrows is what you turn to when your 500 rounds of ammo has finally run out 3 years later.

      You seriously expect that you could go 3 years while hunting for food and defending yourself, and only use one round of ammo every other day when the apocalypse strikes?

    157. Re:Are you armed? by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      And poor planning isn't the only problem. The State and Federal agencies will suffer damage too and will need to recover themselves first before they can recover anyone else.

    158. Re:Are you armed? by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      a large crowbar

      Oh then you'll definitely be OK. Gordon Freeman would be proud. :)

    159. Re:Are you armed? by sexistentialist · · Score: 1

      Any urban environment is 9 meals away from anarchy (credit to Kevin Reeve, OnPoint Tactical). After three days with no food, you will find that civil order goes right out the window. People will form groups because a group is more effective. Those groups will take up arms because a group with weapons is more effective. Those groups will take what they want, and they will kill you without thinking twice if they believe that killing you will keep them alive. By the same token, killing them might keep you alive if they're coming for your a) food b) shelter c) family.

      Man is not civilized. We have the veneer of culture and civilization, but it is tenuous. Without power you will quickly lose food and sanitation, and after 3 days of that you'll see how civilized man is. The concept is difficult to embrace - we all want our neighbors to be reasonable. We want ourselves to be reasonable. However, if you are unwilling to look at the avenue of anarchy as one of the scenarios for which you should prepare, then you will find yourself unprepared if those whom you hope are civilized in the face of death turn out to be something else.

      There are two types of disaster for which one should prepare - short-term (up to two weeks) and long-term (one to six months). Anything longer than six months will likely result in a huge change as you adapt to your new life, so planning to "weather" that disaster type may be more difficult than planning to adapt to it permanently (think post-nuclear, health epidemic, other massive destruction on a global scale). A short-term disaster can be weathered in your home with adequate food, water, and security. There are specific skills you can learn that will make survival in an urban environment easier (again, see OnPoint link above), and if you have to escape the city, those skills are even more valuable. Once outside of the city, wilderness survival skills will be a necessity. A long-term disaster is one where civil order breaks down and your survival becomes paramount. For this you should have plans that include evacuation routes (don't take the freeway or you'll find yourself sitting there days later without fuel in your car), food/supply caches along those routes, and a plan for long-term survival in a location where you will be safe.

      It is unfortunate, but those who are not able to protect themselves and their families will likely die. Protect doesn't mean only with weapons in the event of an attack. Protect means "find food when your local grocery is empty." Protect means "find shelter that will keep us warm in winter if there is no heating oil." Protect means "understand basic medical treatment" and "maintain calm in a situation of terrible stress." If you have not prepared for a disaster, then when the disaster strikes, what's your plan? To go to the shelter and wait for the government? Those in New Orleans who went to the Superdome found themselves the victims of gangs of thugs and rapists demanding payments for using the toilets. I'll leave discussion of the type of payments accepted as an exercise for the reader.

      Japan is an interesting case because civil order has been maintained. I don't know the reason behind this - maybe it's cultural. Maybe it's the respect they have for one another. Maybe it's because there is no food for anyone to take because everything was wiped out. People are leaving the areas of destruction and going to other cities where they have family, so perhaps the local suffering is manageable. Japan's disaster response from the government also appears to have been well-executed. This post-disaster stability is the exception. It is not the norm. If your community handles its disasters with the same calm, then you are fortunate.

      Unless you plan to not be a victim, then you will find yourself exactly where you planned to be.

      To answer the OP's question, I currently live in Kraków, Poland and go back and forth between Kraków and New York. My wife and

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    160. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you don't remember the hurricanes a few years ago where several armed neighborhoods defended themselves from looters and bandits. Or how about the Korean store owners who protected themselves and their families from the LA riots.

      Sadly, there are plenty of scenarios where "those" types of weapons might come in handy. It's not paranoid, it prepared.

    161. Re:Are you armed? by east+coast · · Score: 1

      People who think guns are either a problem or a solution are primitive. That includes you.

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    162. Re:Are you armed? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      In California home invasion isn't really a reason to own a gun, mainly because of all the laws about storage and preventing you from using the gun.

      You mean how a gun can be loaded or unlocked but not both? Is it really that hard to have both gun and key where you can get to them?

      I agree about the machete though. I have sticks, because I'll live longer if I happen to lose the stick and it's used against me than if I lose one of my big knives and have it used against me.

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    163. Re:Are you armed? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Realistic emergency preparedness is a community thing not an individual thing. When you and your guns are buried under rubble who do you expect to dig you out. When you with your guns are clinging to a tree in a flood who is going to come with a boat to rescue you. When you and your guns are broken after being flung about by a horrendous storm who will search for and rescue you.

      Amen! My lady and I are currently seeking a more sustainable lifestyle for this and other reasons. We're currently deciding which wilderness EMT course to take because those are the skills we think will be most useful in the times immediately to come. And if everything turns out rosy, they're still fantastic skills in much demand that will be useful throughout the rest of our lives. I've been involved in butchering a deer but I've never done the whole process by myself. My cooking skills have come up immensely to the point where I can make boring ingredients taste good. There's always more to learn but having genuinely useful skills makes you genuinely more valuable.

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    164. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That will help you dig you and your family out of your collapsed house, right?

    165. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not troll, it's paranoid. What sort of disaster are you expecting wherein you would need those kinds of weapons? There aren't many realistic scenarios of that type.

      It depends. If we're talking a disaster where law and order has broken down (as in Katrina), I just need enough firepower to take what I want. Sorry, but if it's me and mine or you and yours, and we're in the middle of nowhere, you lose. Evil? Yes. Realistic? Yes. My genes get propagated, yours do not.

    166. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you hoard a lot of stuff to prepare for the aftermath, you're just making an attractive target for the bandits. Remember to team up, else you won't survive long in those conditions.

    167. Re:Are you armed? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Japan is an interesting case because civil order has been maintained. I don't know the reason behind this - maybe it's cultural. Maybe it's the respect they have for one another.

      That happens more often than not in disasters. At least, outside of Hollywood.

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    168. Re:Are you armed? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Ya, it's not like home invaders are going to wait for you to find your gun. You have to be able to get to it and put it in a usable state quickly. Maybe some people are faster at that than I am.

      Ironically the only use I've ever actually had for my machete is to cut the lawn when I lived in a third world country. Meh.

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    169. Re:Are you armed? by shomon2 · · Score: 1

      Yeah but you can get lots of urban vegetation though - dandelion is a good emergency foodstuff, you can eat the leaves, make the flowers into tea, and the roots can be fried with soya sauce... :)

      Cities frequently have fruit trees growing all over the place, even on abandoned places by the side of the road because someone threw an apple core in the 70s and it grew...

      In Bristol, UK there is a map of all edible fruit and nut trees and guides you can buy with all the different species of local plants and how to prepare them or use them medically.

    170. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And, the people who have been raised to liven on the "something for nothing" government do not have the ability to fend for themselves. Look at New Orleans. Those who were self sufficient were able to evacuate themselves. Those who relied on the government or others were the ones left high and not so dry.

    171. Re:Are you armed? by Thetawaves · · Score: 1

      I think you are under the impression that it takes more than 1 bullet to kill something.

    172. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zombie outbreak.

    173. Re:Are you armed? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      So the answer is no you have never been hunting.

      Hunting is not only about shooting. FYI they use the drive the deer method in a few eastern states. Deer will go to ground and you will walk by them 2 yards away, never knowing they are there.

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    174. Re:Are you armed? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Doubt it about the dog. Deer are fast and alert. Dog was likely dragging home road kill.

      Also doubt you saw many deer in the open during periods it was legal to shoot them. CA deer in urban and suburban environments have lost much of their fear of humans. That would change if they were being hunted year round.

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    175. Re:Are you armed? by Urkki · · Score: 1

      So the answer is no you have never been hunting.

      It's fun to think being in some kind of an elite group... You fail to grasp the situation we're talking about here. I wouldn't need to know much about hunting to take part in organized hunting for food. Just being present, able to work as a part of a group, and able to walk in the nature would be enough. Factor current population density into the situation, and you'll have wild game getting really scarce really fast.

      Hunting is not only about shooting. FYI they use the drive the deer method in a few eastern states. Deer will go to ground and you will walk by them 2 yards away, never knowing they are there.

      Why don't they use dogs in those few eastern states? It doesn't take much of a dog to sniff out anything the size of a deer, and I wager it takes quite a deer to stay still with a dog barking 2 yards away.

    176. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What sort of disaster are you expecting wherein you would need those kinds of weapons? There aren't many realistic scenarios of that type.

      You haven't seen one of the latest zombie outbreaks last week...

    177. Re:Are you armed? by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      I didn't say that guns are a problem or a solution.
      I only uttered an opinion about people who think they need guns.
      Civilized countries (like Japan and most other advanced nations) have special organizations for that. They're usually called "cops" or "soldiers."

    178. Re:Are you armed? by YoshiDan · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I don't believe we had those issues in the recent floods in QLD Australia (which was a really major disaster that wiped out whole towns). Well at least not badly anyway. A friend up there did tell me there were some small fights in some shops over things like bread but I think that's about as bad as it got... No need to defend against insane people wielding guns...

    179. Re:Are you armed? by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      I am under the impression that it takes more than one shot to hit something if you aren't an expert marksman.

      I am under the impression that if you are defending your family during the apocalypse, it'll take more than kill shots to fend off aggressors.

    180. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bit of a silly response, don't you think?

      OP talks about preparing for a natural disaster
      What you going to do, shoot the water as it swirls round your feet

      Actually, I was planning on shooting somebody who doesn't have a gun, taking all their shit, and watching their body wash out to sea while I rape their wife.
      Ok, so really I'm not that kind of person. But there are plenty of people out there who are exactly like that. And those people are why I have guns.
      But in a worst-case scenario, resources WILL eventually run out, most people don't know jack shit about hunting or gathering food, and will resort to looting or attacking other people for resources.

      Your plan of fending off scavengers with smiles and hugs isn't going to work out so well for you. But your post does reveal exactly how poorly prepared we are as a society for any major disaster. You're focused entirely on trying to prevent the initial disaster event- thus your comment about the water. What you need to be thinking about is what happens AFTER the initial disaster event.

    181. Re:Are you armed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said, I couldn't fathom for a while if all these posts on this thread talking about guns were people taking the piss at first but the more I read the more it seems they're serious.

      It's a sad illustration of the American psyche that the first thing they do in event of a disaster is grab their guns and look out for themselves.

      It makes me glad I live in a society where the first thing we would do in the event of a disaster is to simply help each other.

      Humans have reached as far as they have by cooperating and working in groups. Splitting off as an individual or extremely small group is probably the best way to limit your ability to make it through a disaster.

    182. Re:Are you armed? by fantazem · · Score: 1

      Very well said and right on target. It's seems kind of strange too when you consider it really wasn't that long ago that having a gun or two in the house was not only common place, but carried no social stigma at all. On topic, it seems very simple to me - you need to survive. Survival is two basic parts, sustenance and self defense/protection. Have food and water (and a way to procure more) and a way to defend yourself from the elements and predators. The things you need to satisfy those two basic requirements seem pretty obvious.

    183. Re:Are you armed? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      No, people with guns ate more. There are good reasons for that.

      ...chief among them being that people with guns (let's call them "armies") were able to subjugate and dominate those without guns (we'll call them "peasants"), taking their goods (like food, for instance).

      Indeed. So the real question is, if such a disaster occurred, would you rather be in the army, or a peasant?

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    184. Re:Are you armed? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Try it before a crisis hits. You will learn a lot.

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    185. Re:Are you armed? by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Dance around the issue all you want but it doesn't hold any water with me. I see you as limited and outdated by your inability to deal with the subject at hand.

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    186. Re:Are you armed? by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      Japan Tsunami = massive natural disaster - GUN TOTING POPULATION -> no looting & roving gangs -> no murder, assault -> no need for way to "protect" self and family

      Thai Tsunami = massive natural disaster - GUN TOTING POPULATION -> no looting & roving gangs -> no murder, assault -> no need for way to "protect" self and family

      See a pattern here?

      Yes, I do see a pattern - you either don't know what you are talking about or are making things up.

      There was looting in Thailand after the 2004 Tsunami (and after their recent unrest), and in Japan now.

      Thailand 2004: Thai looters cash in on tsunami destruction
      Thailand 2010: Thai forces to fire on looters and arsonists
      Japan 2011: Japan earthquake: Looting reported by desperate survivors

      Now, is it firearms that causes people to form mobs with ill intent? Apparently not as they will form with makeshift weapons:

      Recently in Port-au-Prince, Haiti, dozens of men, armed with machetes and make-shift weapons, broke into and looted stores along the capital's main commercial street. Natural Disasters in Chile and Haiti the Psychology of Looting

      And what of Sweden, who lost a number of citizens in the 2004 disaster in Thailand?

      Even famously law-abiding Sweden and Norway have been hit by scammers who have robbed and looted the homes of tourists who vanished in the chaos.

      "It is, unfortunately, a reality that people who are known to be missing . . . have had their homes gone through and partly emptied," Swedish State Secretary Lars Danielsson said.......

      Fearing an outbreak of looting akin to what occurred after the 1994 sinking of the ferryboat Estonia that killed 551 Swedes, police refused to release the names of the dead and missing. Somehow, though, the names got out, and now police are standing watch over hundreds of homes scattered across the country. Gangs pillage tsunami villages, stealing corpses & selling orphans

      And more of the same: Robbery, rape and kidnap

      Sri Lanka Churches Worried about Looting in Tsunami-hit Areas

      Referring to the looters, the Sri Lanka church council said: "We appeal to them to kindly desist from such dastardly conduct and join with the several who are helping those in need," as it urged more church volunteers and others to join in the relief work.

      The criticism came after reports that thugs were looting homes of some tsunami victims and rapists were preying on homeless survivors.

      "We have received reports of incidents of rape, gang rape, molestation and physical abuse of women and girls in the course of unsupervised rescue operations," the Women and Media Collective group in Sri Lanka was quoted saying by the Reuters news agency.

      But don't only bad people have guns? No. For example, Dr. Martin Luther King owned guns for protection.

      I also suggest that you become clear on this point: Justices Rule Police Do Not Have a Constitutional Duty to Protect Someone . This has been the law for quite some time.

      You can't necessarily count on the police:

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    187. Re:Are you armed? by cheeseflan · · Score: 1

      I just love picturing the traffic jam as thousands of modified pick-ups and SUVs all try to take the same trails.

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      Pimping my Karma Whore since 1847.

    188. Re:Are you armed? by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Try it before a crisis hits. You will learn a lot.

      I'd say I'm covered about hunting thanks to relatives. And anyway, where I live, fishing sounds like *far* more reliable and productive (calories gained per calories spent) way to get extra protein to the table.

      But hint to anybody preparing for the worst: stock up on sturdy fishing line and hooks, and especially fishing nets. And store line and nets in air-tight bags and carefully protected for UV-radiation, so it won't start to deteriorate and will last for decades in storage. These are two things you can't easily make, and whatever you can make will be far far inferior to current regular industrial products.

  5. I live in Manitoba... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The worst natural disasters we might get are:

    1. Tornado - total obliteration over a localized area; not much of a need for emergency supplies. Pretty rare here.
    2. Fire - similar to above
    3. Floods - but we're high enough up and far enough from the river that the worst that could happen is basement flooding (which has never happened to this house); we have drains on standby and a pump we use for the pool

    That is, aside from maybe a Yellowstone eruption or meteor strike.

  6. Squid! by MrQuacker · · Score: 5, Funny
    I just checked my cupboards to see what I have.

    There are about a dozen cans of squid, that I have no idea where they came from.

    1. Re:Squid! by ilikejam · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Cthulhu waits.
      In the cans.
      In your cupboard.

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    2. Re:Squid! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Good point. I hadn't considered the possibility of an alien invasion from your cupboard. Please let us know if the number of cans of "squid" increase. Oh, and you may want to invest in a crowbar.

    3. Re:Squid! by sincewhen · · Score: 1

      They were probably the only thing left uneaten after the last disaster...

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      -- Braden's law of data: All data spends some of its lifetime in an excel spreadsheet.
  7. I'm Prepared by Ganty · · Score: 2

    OK, so I'm living on the outskirts of an Eastern European city but I've still made some preparations:

    Backups of all data held off-site
    Fully charged laptop battery always available (I rotate them)
    Passport and all essential documents all kept in one safe place
    Working torch where I can find it
    Box of tinned food and 25 Liters of water in the basement along with a torch and tent
    Cellphone always kept charged and a spare SIM in case our local carrier goes titsup

    Five minutes warning of the big one and I can be out of here.

    Ganty

    1. Re:I'm Prepared by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Nice start. The rest of us would ask you to bring a few changes of underwear.

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    2. Re:I'm Prepared by Max4400 · · Score: 0

      noted, i will be doing same asap.

  8. Meh by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    The biggest problems we seem to run into where I live seem to be the occasional short power outage and the very occasional big blizzard. I've been thinking of putting a LP/Natural Gas backup generator in, they're reasonably priced and it'd be nice if we ever see another huge outage like we did a few years back. Other than that I try to keep a week or so worth of food in the house in the winter time in case we get snowed in. There's a grocery store within walking distance though, so I could always pop 'round there if I needed to.

    If I lived someplace earthqake/hurricane prone I'd have plans for those things. When I was living down in Florida, I had an obscure route mapped out that'd take me out of the state without having to get on the Interstate. My company asked me to bring some backup tapes to my house, which was several miles inland, one time when Andrew rolled through.

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    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    1. Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a grocery store within walking distance though, so I could always pop 'round there if I needed to.

      You have never been to a grocery store in the advent of a disaster, or even sometimes immediately after one.

      Though if you do have a week's worth of wood, that should be enough, but I'd try for a small stock of non-perishables as well.

    2. Re:Meh by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      One hopes you checked elevations on that route out of FL (says the guy who grew up there). Some places (e.g., Pinellas County) have got precious few roads out, and most of them are vulnerable to high water (4 bridges, + 19, 582, 580).

      Generally, I just be sure I know how to use the water heater as a water supply, plus we keep a fair amount of food in inventory, plus we have a wood stove, plus wood. House is on high enough ground that if that volcano in the Canary Islands slid, we'd be ok. If I had to get somewhere, I would take a bicycle -- runs on peanut butter, sugar, and vegetable oil, not impeded by traffic jams, can carry it over/around obstacles, and all the bubbas think it's just a toy so they'll ignore it.

    3. Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There's a grocery store within walking distance"

      Probably won't do you much good. At least in the US, grocery stores have to restock every 3 days - they don't keep much on hand. In an emergency, going to the store would be a wasted trip, unless you're there when it happens.

  9. Tips from the hurricane prone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Buy freeze dried foods you only have to replace them every 20 years. Buy a bicycle. Buy a generator and have your house wired to take direct plug in from it to run your freezer. Stockpile water and gasoline. $1000 investment can buy you 3-4 months of self reliant comfort

    1. Re:Tips from the hurricane prone by Gordonjcp · · Score: 3, Informative

      Stockpile water and gasoline

      Petrol goes stale. Don't stockpile it. Ditch the wheezy underpowered unreliable petrol engines, and get a diesel car and a diesel genny.

    2. Re:Tips from the hurricane prone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's simple to rotate your gasoline stock buy simply pouring the older stuff into your car periodically. Gasoline is the what we have the best access to here in the US. Besides, diesel generators are considerably more expensive for a piece of equipment you will hopefully never need to use.

    3. Re:Tips from the hurricane prone by hamster_nz · · Score: 1

      Diesel goes stale too - bacteria can live in it an gunge up fuel filters.

      We only keep enough in the generators at work to run for a couple of hours, and test the generators weekly to help move it on.

    4. Re:Tips from the hurricane prone by bakes · · Score: 1

      The correct answer is: stockpile fuel if you feel you must, but keep rotating it into your car fuel tank and refilling the cans.

      Good point about diesel though. In a pinch you can also run the engine on vege oils lying about in the shops.

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    5. Re:Tips from the hurricane prone by linuxpyro · · Score: 1

      Actually, I would say that for power some sort of setup with a rechargeable battery would be good to have, maybe with a few solar panels for charging. It's not that expensive or difficult to put together a system that will run some lights and other things. Having a ham radio handy would be good too.

      But having a generator in addition to that wouldn't be a bad idea.

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  10. Fairly well prepared. by Nidi62 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Got some food that will last a while. My house has a creek that runs behind it and plenty of wood, so we can start a fire and boil water. When the food we have runs out, I have a hunting rifle with almost a full box of ammo, a shotgun with plenty of bird shot, and a handgun(more of use against unwelcome bipedal creatures than for hunting), so I can kill plenty of critters for food. And this is suburban Atlanta. Really, in an emergency situation, I could care less about data and all that. My biggest concern is feeding and protecting my family. It's pointless to make sure your pictures and tax records survive an emergency if you don't.

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    The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for it to be pitted against a slightly greater evil
    1. Re:Fairly well prepared. by technomom · · Score: 1

      Of course during a nuke event, you wouldn't want to be shooting at anything that's been eating from the surrounding areas. Those MREs and canned foods will probably do you more good then.

    2. Re:Fairly well prepared. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Depends or the details.

      There has not yet been a 'nuke event' where that would be generally true.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    3. Re:Fairly well prepared. by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't want to eat any of the wildlife around Chernobyl. Even here in the UK, I think we had to cull a load of sheep that had eaten contaminated grass after the Chernobyl meltdown. But I don't think that USian nuclear reactors are prone to the kind of problem that Chernobyl had.

    4. Re:Fairly well prepared. by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      If its between living now and dying 20-40 years later from cancer, I'd shoot a pig that'd grazed right next to the concrete coffin of Chernobyl.

    5. Re:Fairly well prepared. by IcyWolfy · · Score: 1

      The EU Regulatations still have bans on animals and vegetables grown in Germany, UK, Spain, France, and most of Europe. The quarantine range has been reduced since the 80s, but it's still in place, and will probably be for many years to come.

      All sheep in parts of Britain still need to be tested for radiation before they're allowed to enter the food-chain.
      Wild Boar in Germany for the most part still can't be safely consumed.

    6. Re:Fairly well prepared. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most disasters shouldn't be too bad here either.

      I live near the Great Lakes (under a half hour walking or about 10min by bicycle), so fresh water is never an issue. (Some minor filtering and some boiling, and that's it.) And despite the area being considered rust belt/industrial, it's actually not that far from farms either. In summer months, veggies grow out back in a garden behind the garage. A bit of celery, carrots, beets, tomatoes, and maybe some green peppers. I know there's also a handful of wild plants that are edible, even if less palatable. (Excluding blackberries and strawberries, which also grow wild in the area and are tasty when in season.) Of course in the winter I'll have to rely on whatever is in the cupboard. Electrical power has been reliable, and the huge blizzard in February was more an inconvenience than a disaster. (And I thought it was a little fun, and since I usually don't have to be anywhere. Shoveling up after it was a bit of a break from the routine in my case.)

      Might get the occasional tornado or flood in this region now and then, but I don't see much in the way of any really serious devastating disasters outside of something completely unexpected like a huge asteroid coming this way. I suppose a train carrying chemicals on nearby rails could derail, but I doubt that would ever require a permanent evacuation.

    7. Re:Fairly well prepared. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    8. Re:Fairly well prepared. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a thought. In a nuclear disaster, it's also recommended to have 2.5 gallons of water per person for drinking and enough food to last 2 weeks. Also, if you see a bright light (i.e. bomb explosion) drop to the ground immediately - something as small as a sidewalk curb can shield you somewhat from an initial blast. Honey, oats, and peanut butter last practically forever. Rice can fill the gap if you have a means to cook. White rice lasts 10 years, honey indefinitely, and peanut butter - depends on storage. Country ham would be a good addition for meat if you can stand the salt. Silo plastic, garbage bags (to wear!), and duct tape are things people don't think about for this type of preparation. You're trying to prevent airflow of radioactive particles into your environment and from attaching to your clothes. Sealing everything is your safest bet, but it's gonna get cold in the winter and hot in the summer.

      Here's a detailed guide.

    9. Re:Fairly well prepared. by technomom · · Score: 1

      An lot of the deaths from Chernobyl came from people who were eating and drinking the food taken from cattle grazing in the area. They didn't take 20-40 years to die. But go ahead, chow down on that radioactive bambi. I'll stick with the canned spam until I'm out of range a bit.

    10. Re:Fairly well prepared. by technomom · · Score: 1

      I live near New York, so I'm assuming that it wouldn't be a nuclear reactor accident (although we do have Indian Point here....) but more an intentional bombing. In that case, I would think things on the ground would be pretty well irradiated. So I'll take my gun AND my can opener.

    11. Re:Fairly well prepared. by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      Your neighbor might have an assault rifle. You lose.

    12. Re:Fairly well prepared. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much less could you care?

    13. Re:Fairly well prepared. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and a handgun(more of use against unwelcome bipedal creatures than for hunting), so I can kill plenty of critters for food.

      That was creepy.

  11. Go bags are good start by swm · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Jump kits (Go bags)
    You put 'em by the door for when you have to rock'n'roll.
    http://www.sff.net/people/doylemacdonald/emerg_kit.htm

    1. Re:Go bags are good start by Nutria · · Score: 2
      • plastic "totes" (especially the rectangular stackable ones),
      • Canned food (Hungry Man soups are quite effective and tasty, but a bit salty),
      • cutlery/utensils,
      • gallon jugs of chlorine bleach,
      • 5 gallon carboys of water,
      • jerrycans of gasoline,
      • important papers/photographs/etc,
      • external backup of HDD.

      When Katrina was still in the southern Gulf, I knew that it was going to hit N.O., and so we started preparing. At the last practical minute we headed north.

      Gas stove and water heater are also darned useful if you're going to stay (as in a blizzard).

      --
      "I don't know, therefore Aliens" Wafflebox1
    2. Re:Go bags are good start by starless · · Score: 1

      The red cross is also a useful resource. Both for training, and for purchasing things like "go bags" and first aid kits:
      http://www.redcrossstore.org/shopper/prodlist.aspx?LocationId=107

      If you have a CERT in your area, that is another useful resource.
      http://www.citizencorps.gov/cert/

    3. Re:Go bags are good start by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Be wary of Backpack Fever

      Much better to shelter in place and be prepared to live where you are. The notion of fleeing to the hills is common, but foolish.

    4. Re:Go bags are good start by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

      This is hugely insightful.

      I live in a fairly well protected urban area in the northeast US. The biggest threat I face is a blizzard locking down the city. Therefore I'm really only concerned with sheltering in place. If I ever need to evacuate I'll need to do it by vehicle anyway, so I'm not too worried about backpack survival.

      Though if I live in an area that is face with earthquakes and/or wildfires I expect I would want to have a go bag ready.

    5. Re:Go bags are good start by hamster_nz · · Score: 1

      If you are in an earthquake, hurricane, eruption, ice storm , whatever and when there is no electricity, the supermarkets are closed, fuel is in short supply, and the roads are all closed at the first bridge, where exactly are you going to go?

      You might as well just sit round with the neighbours and cook whatever is defrosting in the freezer on the camp stove or BBQ. You have far more resources at home then parked up at a roadend somewhere. If you stay you can also look after your property and help out others less able to cope than you are...

      The majority of natural disasters don't require large scale evacuations of most people, and if you do have to flee from pending doom what you should take will completely different to what you think. You will want to take passports, insurance documents, medicines, photos, backup hard disk and not usual four tins of baked beans a fishing rod.

      Another good thing is to have a decent first aid kit in a Pelican case and I keep it in the car. I haven't used it kayaking, but the first time I used it was at a funeral (somebody gashed their leg open on a chair), then when I had a nasty accident when running, and I had it with me during the recent earthquake. Oh, and a decent head torch or Maglite is a must too.

    6. Re:Go bags are good start by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Get an LED headlight and/or flashlight. The batteries last far longer than with incandescent bulbs.

  12. Preparation is in the mind by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The best preparations are knowledge and experience.

    Learn to camp. Join the Boy Scouts or similar when growing up. Learn to fish. Learn to hunt. Go on hikes. Take a first aid course.

    Learn to be calm in the face of a completely unfamiliar situation.

    You can't really plan for an unexpected event, but you can train yourself to react rationally in unfamiliar circumstances. Having a tendency to improvise a solution will get you much further in an emergency than any preparation for a specific circumstance.

    1. Re:Preparation is in the mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more. Although a machete for slashing up zombies never hurts.

    2. Re:Preparation is in the mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no no.

      It's a shovel for zombies!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg-WFkkKOaU

    3. Re:Preparation is in the mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes on all of those.

      Plus: Learn to ride a bike.

      A bicycle can get you places a car can't go and can get you farther in a shorter period of time than hiking can.

    4. Re:Preparation is in the mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To go along with what you just laid out, this guy here does a pretty good job of getting you in the right frame of mind for disasters... because he lived through one. A fantastic read (instead of a novel he made it into a blog):

      http://www.theplacewithnoname.com/blogs/klessons/index.html

      His advice? Have your shit together beforehand, and always have "going home" as the ultimate goal.

    5. Re:Preparation is in the mind by radionerd · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Thinking about disasters is the first step in dealing with them. What's important? How do you establish contact with the rest of your family? How do you get home? Will you have food? Will you have water?Do you need electricity? Will you freeze in the cold? Do you need medication to stay alive? In our case, in Northwestern Oregon, we have a plan for all of this, we are expecting the "big one" anytime after right now. You will not be able to depend on any public infrastructure, don't bet on any telephone working for a few days, and plan on it being dark at night. Our family has a plan to contact each other using ham radio, and our home has backup power with enough diesel to last at least a week. With power, we can run our well, water is good! If I'm at work, I'll drive toward home as far as I can, and then walk, it's only 16 miles from work to home. We are armed, competent and willing to kill to defend our selves...... Better living through ham radio, "Radio" was the first merit badge I got. Knowing about radio, and industrial equipment in general has served me well all my life. The things you know will save you..... learn about radio, learn to weld, learn to work on engines, learn to fly, learn to scuba dive, build model rockets, learn about shooting, learn about horses, learn to run a chainsaw, learn every thing you can..... every geek skill you can get will help you to learn to think in a disaster.

    6. Re:Preparation is in the mind by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      Staged transportation.

      For me that's a capable 4x4 truck with a bicycle in the back and a pair of comfortable hiking boots. Camping kits that gracefully degrade. All the real important stuff is in the backpack.

      Like you say I'm in the Sierra Nevada every chance I get anyhow.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    7. Re:Preparation is in the mind by prefec2 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like my job ;-)

    8. Re:Preparation is in the mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I carry about 80 pounds of fat on my person at all times. That's the best way to be prepared for times when food is scarce.

    9. Re:Preparation is in the mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Camping, fishing, hunting, hiking, first aid.

      Those can help if you get lost into woods. In disasters they don't offer you much unless the majority of the human race (also in your local area) dies. E.g. in Japan, many houses are still standing, no need for camping. Pretty much the only problem people have is the lack of food.

      Just having enough food for a few weeks will help you and everyone else a lot. Food that doesn't go bad very fast and can be eaten also without cooking (in case you don't have electricity or the fuel you use for cooking). It is also good if it is something you normally eat so your storage gets updated every now and then before it gets old.

    10. Re:Preparation is in the mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only thing boy scouts prepares you for is being molested.

    11. Re:Preparation is in the mind by Macman408 · · Score: 1

      Like most Americans, I plan on waiting until disaster strikes, then I'll just order whatever I need via Amazon Prime. ;-)

      OK, OK, kidding. I'm an Eagle Scout, so I have at least marginal skills in survival, first aid, basketweaving, etc. And I'm a member of my company's Emergency Response Team, which also nets me periodic training (though not survival - more the sort of training that's useful in the 10 minutes from when you call 911 until the EMTs/firemen/police arrive - except they're so close to our office that they often make it to an emergency scene before I do). I have a supply of water and food, as well as camping gear that would be useful for filtering more water, cooking food, etc. And if the need arises to GTFO, and I can't wait for the traffic jam to die down, I'm prepared to bicycle, since it'll probably be faster.

    12. Re:Preparation is in the mind by Sitnalta · · Score: 1

      Having lived through a major disaster (wildfire) I can safely say that you are 100% right. Having a stocked-up pantry with non-perishable foods is smart, but not going to be very useful if your house is destroyed or inaccessible.

      The only things I'd say that are absolutely indispensable are knowing first aide and CPR. They're such simple things to learn yet can mean the difference between life and death.

      Beyond that, here's a list of things I found useful when I had my natural disaster hullabaloo:

      1) LED Flashlight. That $2 impulse buy at checkout may be the smartest investment you ever made.
      2) If you can afford a smartphone/PDA, then have one. They can be invaluable for getting information.
      3) Don't be afraid to ask for help. This seems obvious but people's pride can get in the way. Being a victim is very humbling.
      4) Have ID on you at all times with your CURRENT ADDRESS. This will save you from so much bullshit you have no idea. It can expedite getting financial aide from Red Cross or get you past emergency crew blockades.

    13. Re:Preparation is in the mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best preparations is to stay in good relations with your relatives. People won't survive alone long, so they should team up as soon as possible. Most likely your relatives are your allies also in times of distress.

    14. Re:Preparation is in the mind by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Staged is worth trying also in "daily" transportation - keeping almost always a folding bike in the trunk of a car is easy (also in something like Skoda Fabia kombi, a supermini; which BTW can also easily traverse most unpaved & forest roads, at least of the kind near my place (well, Sudeten aren't exactly Sierra Nevada... ;> ); it's also helluva more fuel efficient than any 4x4 I toyed with, especially given its SDI-engined flavor - considering how searching for fuel always brings trouble in zombie apocalypse movies... )

      And it's often very handy (nvm healthy or "green") - sort of a personal spoke-hub model of transportation.

      PS. And compact food supplies. It's good to have a month supply of chocolate at all times. I love chocolate.

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    15. Re:Preparation is in the mind by sznupi · · Score: 1

      2) But have something basic and dependable, with good reception and ridiculously long standby times (even then, don't waste battery life on talking; SMS can cover most communication needs / won't overwhelm the network; and anyway, lots of such phones can run Opera Mini to get info, j2me IM or FB app to contact friends, etc.). Even better, low-end Nokia phones typically cover 1) LED flashlight.

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    16. Re:Preparation is in the mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being the most level headed comment along this vein of thought that seems to dominate the comments, I think I'll reply to you.

      Learn what disasters will affect your area and the public procedures you are expected to follow in those situations (if your really gung-ho about survival, volunteer for roles!). Prepare for what you will do in those situations. And 99% of the time, this will not require outdoor survival skills. I have been through hurricanes, minor tsunamis, earthquakes and wildfires admittedly none like Japan just experienced. Assuming 90% of the world is still OK, you will probably want to evacuate. Authorities will best know where and how to take you away from danger. The red cross delivers much faster and palatable food than hunting, and if you need to get treated for injury or say radiation, authorities will be much better than self-medication.

      BTW, I love camping and outdoor survival and have the tools and knowledge to live for weeks if not indefinitely in the nearby woods, but if severe natural disaster strikes I'll evacuate as I always do. Actually, most of my time is usually spent trying to explain to people that you can not surf a tsunami please stay on high ground and it is funny to phone your friend sitting right next to you, but not when people are dieing because their 911 calls don't go through. Seriously, I could go on all day about this stupidity.

      Also remember your Slashdot password, so you can log in and give yourself a +2 to your score. Damnit!

  13. As a pet owner... by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

    I do believe my cat would make a fine hat for warmth and I have plenty of nutritious (if fishy) wet and dry food available. Fortunately, just about the only thing I face would be a burly earthquake and hordes of dumbshit Seattleites panicking if the last 3-4 inches of snow we had is any indication.

    1. Re:As a pet owner... by CheeseTroll · · Score: 5, Funny

      "my cat would make a fine hat for warmth"

      your cat can knit?

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    2. Re:As a pet owner... by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      Nah, I'd just make a turban sort of thing with a towel if it was cold and put the cat on top if it was near freezing or below.

    3. Re:As a pet owner... by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      If you're in Seattle, you get to worry about the unmapped faults all over the place, and a subduction zone earthquake. At higher frequency, once or twice a decade there's a winter windstorm that knocks out power for days.

    4. Re:As a pet owner... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "my cat would make a fine hat for warmth"

      your cat can knit?

      My cat coughs up felt samples all the time. does that count?
      I suppose you could assemble it into a hat, although I doubt if we will ever see "hairball chic" as a fashion.

    5. Re:As a pet owner... by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Pets like Dogs and Cats are good because cats can take care of themselves until you need to eat them and if you're on the move a dog has it's own legs for transport, it's like a meal that follows you around.

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  14. Western Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I live in the UK, several hundred feet above sea level and a good twenty feet higher than the nearest water course (a stream).

    The only natural disaster I need to worry about is rain when I want to hang my washing out to dry.

    1. Re:Western Europe by maxume · · Score: 1

      What about dinner?

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      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    2. Re:Western Europe by Mr+Thinly+Sliced · · Score: 2

      I live in the U.K. too and can confirm your suspicions - dinner is a disaster.

      Fortunately we English have lived with this major emergency for long enough we take it all in our stride now. Ketchup. Lots of ketchup.

    3. Re:Western Europe by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      When I bought my house, one of the reports warned me that it was only 200m away from a flood plain and so in danger of flooding. What it didn't say was that this includes about 30m of vertical distance as well, and the sea is only slightly further away, so it's pretty unlikely to flood unless the sea level rises by 50m or so.

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  15. I have, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the air that I breath!

  16. Have someplace to go by heptapod · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Bug out bags are nice but having a place to wait out a dangerous situation is ideal. BOBs aren't a panacea to surviving a disaster.
    Backpack Fever addresses this concern and encourages people to be realistic before grabbing their SKS and going innawoods.

    1. Re:Have someplace to go by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I don't know how that twit could spend that much time discussing backpacks and not mention: If your plan involves a backpack and bugging out do some god damn backpacking when times are good.

      It's difficult and expensive to equip yourself with a weeks necessities in a backpack. Every backpacker I've ever met will laugh about the stuff they thought was necessary the first time they went for an overnight hike.

      Bugging out should not be a primary plan. But you damn well better have the contingency covered. And you had better have thought it out.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  17. Zombies by jon787 · · Score: 1

    I'm well prepared for the zombie apocalypse.

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    1. Re:Zombies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you join my small group for the apocalypse? There is only four people aloud. We have Weaponry, Med kits, Ammo and much more!!

  18. Prepared by HackHackBoom · · Score: 2

    Some initial disclosure: My hobbies are hunting and mountaineering. Both of my parents are also retired Army.

    I have a pretty well prepared plan actually.

    We have two weeks of food and water which I check regularly, and being a hunter I have about 500 rounds of dry sealed hunting grade ammunition stored (locked) in the survival bag. I've also had several forms of bush survival classes and I'm extremely familiar with what is safe to eat and natural remedies for various issues. I also have several forms of long lasting antibiotics in the kit. Since I mountaineer you can bet your ass I have foul weather survival gear, also stored and ready to go.

    We have three kinds of plans which is something I recommend everyone have:

    1) Natural disaster which does not require evacuation. This is the hurricane avoidance type of thing (I live in the Northeast. IF a hurricane reaches us, its probably a A Big Deal). Hunker down, away from the windows, food, candles, extremely reduced dependence on social services such as running water and electricity.

    The last two both involve the following: Gear off rack, duffles loaded, ready to move within 5 minutes of the decision to evacuate. Once this decision is made, there is NO argument. My wife is very aware that I switch gears into a mode which I learned from two very serious parents.

    2) Natural disaster which forces an evacuation. The biggest question here is knowing when to get the hell out of dodge immediately, versus knowing when to wait for the unwashed mashes to run in panic because they're retarded. Gear is loaded and routes contrary to those being used by mass evacuees are chosen. In cases where this isn't possible, Every police and military station in the area is marked in a map. Short wave radio is already pre-tuned and tested for known open frequencies.

    3) Man made disaster which forces an evacuation. Welp. This is it. If this plan is going into effect, there are a lot of variables. Is the air safe? Are the roads safe? Is fallout a concern? The answers here determine whether or not I'm just saying a quick prayer, covering my skin and praying to god, or I'm running. If I can run, my concern and courtesy for others is very limited. I'm the very serious guy loaded to bear and not taking shit from people around me. If I need to survive, my wife and I -will- survive. I am a firm believer in Darwin's theory of evolution and my genes are the alpha ones bud :P

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    "It's not stealing if you don't get caught!"

    1. Re:Prepared by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      FYI you can make a decent air filter out of toilet paper rolls.

      You plug the center holes well then draw the air through them lengthwise, in series. Make a bellows out of boxes, duct tape and plastic sheeting.

      Always make sure you have plenty of duct tape on hand.

      Avoid fire fights with other reasonably prepared people. I'd hate to have to shoot you (or vice versa.) Manners will be important.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    2. Re:Prepared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So you're the serious "I'm a rock" asshole who screws everyone else over, then gets mobbed and torn apart by the zombies early on in the piece.

      I am a firm believer in Darwin's theory of evolution and my genes are the alpha ones bud :P

      yer, and you post on slashdot about it...

    3. Re:Prepared by NotAGoodNickname · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nowhere in your diatribe did you mention helping anyone in need. You are one sick fuck.

    4. Re:Prepared by maxume · · Score: 1

      No no, he clearly stated that he will help anyone who needs to get out of his way to the next life.

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    5. Re:Prepared by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Unless you have vast resources and a team to work with, it's every man for himself and prepared friends.

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    6. Re:Prepared by HackHackBoom · · Score: 1

      Nowhere in your diatribe did you mention helping anyone in need. You are one sick fuck.

      I didn't join up the peace corp. I think I need to be worried about my family first and others second. Don't get me wrong, I'd help others if I can and it won't endanger myself or more importantly my wife. And as for helping others in need... I teach survival courses for free so I'm not really sure what to tell you.

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      "It's not stealing if you don't get caught!"

    7. Re:Prepared by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      I am a firm believer in Darwin's theory of evolution and my genes are the alpha ones bud

      Alpha's are only Alpha because there is a social structure for them to be top dog of. If you truly understood Darwin's theory - you'd understand you're not an Alpha, you're a self centered egotist jerk. An exception in a society that has survived and prospered because it has evolved a social structure based on cooperation.

  19. Tropical paradise by gringofrijolero · · Score: 1

    I may starve, but I sure won't freeze... And a mule still makes for pretty reliable transportation.. and communications are through drug induced telepathy..

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    Todos mis movimientos están friamente calculados
  20. Dominos by pspahn · · Score: 4, Funny

    The only thing we probably have to seriously worry about, is the disaster after the disaster.

    If there is some cataclysmic quake/tsunami on the West Coast, I can imagine plenty of people showing up here shortly afterwards. We are not prepared to deal with a mass influx of Californians.

    I guess my survival pack would include:

    • "Native" bumper sticker
    • Fake signs pointing the way to the farmer's market.
    • Public transit pass.
    • Chainsaw (for firewood, of course)
    • A pair of those sunglasses that have lenses the size of grapefruits so I don't stick out.
    --
    Someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool.
  21. You can't prepare for everything. by benjamindees · · Score: 1

    I'm keeping the failure option open.

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    "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
  22. Food Storage by whois_drek · · Score: 1

    Just find your nearest Mormon neighbor and mooch off them.

  23. Hurricane Preparedness by WebSorcerer · · Score: 1

    We live South of Houston, 7 miles from the Gulf of Mexico. It is part of the culture here to be prepared to evacuate since the probability is rather high that we will be running from a hurricane [ http://goo.gl/Z9KbJ ].

    The local government can require mandatory evacuation. Evacuation routes were formalized a few years ago, and supporting services are available along all the routes.

    1. Re:Hurricane Preparedness by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      I live in north-west Scotland. You guys call it "Hurricane Season" and evacuate, we call it "January" and avoid putting washing on the line.

    2. Re:Hurricane Preparedness by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      I live in north-west Scotland. You guys call it "Hurricane Season" and evacuate, we call it "January" and avoid putting washing on the line.

      To be fair, there is a difference between trying to survive in a godforsaken, pestilent, mosquito infested swamp and a godforsaken windswept barren ice covered pestilent bog. Not exactly sure what the major difference is, likely either the mosquitoes or the Texans.

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    3. Re:Hurricane Preparedness by Rufty · · Score: 1

      The major difference? Banjos vs Bagpipes.

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  24. My primary emergency is financial. by queazocotal · · Score: 1

    I am in the fortunate position of owning my own house, and the unfortunate position of having a low income that may be interrupted.

    I have around 3 months stock of 'normal' food, partially in a very large freezer.
    I have maybe another 6 months of 'meh - pancakes again' type food.
    I do have a generator, but I've chosen to keep a surplus of 6 months electricity paid with my electricity supplier.

    Natural disasters are fortunately rare in Scotland.
    This year I'm insulating the house, from its largely uninsulated prior condition to really quite toasty.
    This'll mean I can have the heating on more than an electric blanket next winter, which is partially paid for
    by not having the heating on this winter.

    1. Re:My primary emergency is financial. by dargaud · · Score: 1

      I have around 3 months stock of 'normal' food, partially in a very large freezer.

      Completely useless in the event of power going out for more than 24 hours. Which is very likely in many circumstances that don't even reach the 'disaster' level: storm the downs the power lines, fire at the plant, lack of fuel for the plant due to political reasons, sabotage...

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    2. Re:My primary emergency is financial. by Rufty · · Score: 1
      --
      Red to red, black to black. Switch it on, but stand well back.
    3. Re:My primary emergency is financial. by turtledawn · · Score: 1

      It's Scotland. The disaster is likely to be a major snow or ice storm, in which case you bury your frozen food in the snow. Not a big deal to keep most of your stash frozen in that situation.

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  25. Emergency by Neil Strauss by Anonymous+Showered · · Score: 1

    Neil Strauss, the guy who wrote the book "The Game", also wrote a survival book of sorts for the modern age. There's an outline in there somewhere that describes how you should be prepared to GTFO if your country is screwed (either politically or environmentally). You'll need a second passport, some wildlife skills and a way to run your business on auto-pilot for passive income. It's an interesting read, but not a manual for us geeks.

    1. Re:Emergency by Neil Strauss by Finite9 · · Score: 1

      Damn you beat me to this post! Damn funny book, and is the bible when it comes to disaster planning.

      Not wanting to ruin the 'conclusion', but best long-term strategy is *not* to be the loner with the gun living on his own in a fortress.

      Learn survival skills and buy a good knife.

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      "Everyone knows that vi vi vi is the number of the beast" -- Richard Stallman
  26. Farmer solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Food: stockpiled rice and beans, and over a ton of livestock on the hoof.

    Drink: rainwater barrels.

    Shelter: emergency livestock shelter kit.

    Security: half a dozen guns and hundreds of bullets, largest being a .45-70 lever gun capable of stopping a brown bear in its tracks.

    Communications: radio.

    Light: battery operated flashlights and lanterns, and a hell of a lot of batteries.

    Heat: wood stove, and a lot of old wood.

    Bring it. I'll be living well, while people are dying in riots, plagues and starvation.

  27. Survival is not the only option. by russotto · · Score: 2

    I work in Manhattan. Realistically, if a major disaster (as opposed to a localized one like 9/11, or a major inconvenience like the various blackouts) hits while I'm there, I'm gonna die. Either immediately from the floodwaters, buildings falling down in the earthquake, overpressure/heat/gamma radiation from the nuclear blast, etc, or from delayed effects like fallout or a later collapse, or from starvation or disease or murder as the largely isolated island (assuming all tunnels impassible and all bridges destroyed) turns to cannibalism.

    1. Re:Survival is not the only option. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

      Learn to swim.
      Learn to swim.
      Learn to swim.

    2. Re:Survival is not the only option. by russotto · · Score: 1

      I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied. Learn to swim.

      To where? Swimming to Long Island likely doesn't help. Swimming the Hudson is difficult in the summer and impossible in the winter unless you're both a strong swimmer and have a wetsuit or drysuit. That leaves the Harlem river; a good choice in that it gets you to mainland NY. But first you have to get there, and that's going to be a long and difficult walk from the lower end of the island after a disaster.

    3. Re:Survival is not the only option. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cannibalism? Manhattan isn't that isolated, NJ is just a short swim across the river.

    4. Re:Survival is not the only option. by technomom · · Score: 1

      I live in Westchester. So we're going to be the ones who envy the dead.

    5. Re:Survival is not the only option. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me too and I've thought about that. Left to die amongst the people who've gone apeshit, and are heavily armed. They don't call it Harlem for nothing. Swarms of angry apeshit people swarm down-town with weapons looting and murdering whomever's not, what a disaster. Just take a look what happened in the LA riots for a hint. I'd bet Bloomberg got a gun that motherfucker! What hypocrisy.

      If I do get out I am heading up north to Maine or somewhere like that, but yeah when you think about it, probably going to die or get eaten.

    6. Re:Survival is not the only option. by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      But first you have to get there, and that's going to be a long and difficult walk from the lower end of the island after a disaster.

      Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

      --
      "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
    7. Re:Survival is not the only option. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even a New York-wide disaster wouldn't kill you

      A tsunami probably wouldn't kill you unless you are close to the water where the buildings would absorb most of the energy of the waves. Your house would be flooded up to the first, second or third floor, but not knocked down.

      If you know a bit about fallout protection you will survive a Chernobyl type of situation. In fact you would probably survive even if you did everything wrong. There isn't a nuclear plant on Manhattan so the alpha emitters would be dilute where you are and few of them would get inside your body.

      You could team up with a friend and take turns to bike to the nearest food/water stores. You would locate them by word of mouth. (Keeping a thousand dollars in cash at home might be a good general precaution.)

      Now, if there was a nationwide disaster that took out the power grid permanently and destroyed some of the harbors that would be used to import fuel then you would probably die. Without power and fuel there won't be enough food and water and your dollar bills would be worthless. Unless you have a car with a big fuel tank, a good bicycle, a gun, some ammo and some gold or silver you will probably die.

    8. Re:Survival is not the only option. by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Knock the gold and silver off your list, they'll be worse than useless. In that event, there's only a few things anyone will take in trade- ammo, food, medicine, sex, drugs. Noone will take gold or silver because they can't do jack shit with them. Those are only valuable in the case that society is likely to reform- in which case plain old dollars will suffice.

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    9. Re:Survival is not the only option. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work in Manhattan. Realistically, if a major disaster (as opposed to a localized one like 9/11, or a major inconvenience like the various blackouts) hits while I'm there, I'm gonna die.

      If all hell breaks loose it's probably going to be centered downtown or midtown. Head way uptown toward Inwood and the Cloisters with the discrete little emergency pack you kept in your desk. If you come out by the Henry Hudson cross there into the Bronx. If you come out by Baker Field hang a left toward New Jersey and try to cross on the HH or on Broadway. If the bridges are blocked, face toward New Jersey follow the shore then cross on the railroad track across the Spuyten Duyvil. Good luck and I hope never to meet you there.

    10. Re:Survival is not the only option. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, there he comes to eat the cheetos. That one could feed us for months, Johnny.

    11. Re:Survival is not the only option. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You _COULD_ swim across the river, but some would argue dying is a better option.

  28. Do I need to be? by Securityemo · · Score: 1

    Let's see, I live here in a town in the middle of a forest, inland, supplied by industrial rail (for the mine and forest industry), road, and a small passenger/freight airport. The town is on a hill, so there's no risk for flooding - and the ferro-magnetic mountains and rivers surrounding the area tend to absorb most of the lightning strikes. Heavy snowing might be a risk, but there's a large fleet of snow-clearing vehicles that can be brought out at any time. There are no mining activities that could pose a risk, and nothing that could explode or catch fire, not close to the inhabited areas in any case. The only spectacular accident that could befall me would be a rocket falling on my head from the local spaceport, but those are launched in the completely opposite direction so that seems unlikely. There's a certain lack of police manpower, but that doesn't pose a problem as long as you live inside the city and not in any of the surrounding villages. There's a modern fire station, and (for the moment anyway) emergency surgery and delivery capacity at the local hospital.

    Recently, there's been problems with the central heating system pipes (there's a central waste burning facility that heats most of the houses in town) getting torn by the mountain shifting a bit due to mining activities, but they fix that in a day or so.

    Having a weapon (gun or otherwise) at home for self-defense isn't legally or socially acceptable at all here, unless you are in the military/police, so that's not an issue. Violent crime is rare, mostly bar fights and such AFAIK. All in all, I think I'm pretty sure I'm well off on the safety front. But it'd sure be nice not to live halfway out in the middle of nowhere.

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    1. Re:Do I need to be? by HornWumpus · · Score: 0

      Download plans for a grease gun. That way you can arm yourself with basic machine shop skills. Sorry I just read 'emo' in your name. Go ahead and die.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  29. Chicagoland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My preps involve not just me, but my family and their loved ones as well.
    Our house is the go-to place for everything anyways.
    I learned a lot from the Y2K craze. When the power is out for just a short time people start getting weird. So having some power available is good. I have a NG generator that I never use. I start it up a few times a year. I may never use it but my wife feels better knowing it is there.
    It is also large enough that you can't just pick it up and steal it.
    I used to have batteries and an inverter but I got rid of those.
    If Natural Gas supply is interrupted, it is a huge deal in my world. Everything gets shut off and then workers go house to house to make sure things are back on properly. Very time consuming. Also- the water supply by me has NG backup generators. But if NG is still good to go, we will have power and heat and refrigeration.

    My preps involve trying to create as little strain on the existing emergency responses. If I can free up beds at the high school by not being there, that helps (I guess). I have a pair of large gravity fed water filters that will filter out radionuclides (alledged). I live a mile away from Lake MI, plenty of water there and I can filter anything . Their shelf life is basically indefinite. They sit in the basement and wait.

    I have a lot of rice vacuum packed in sealed 5 gal buckets. We open one when we run low on our regular stash in the kitchen.
    I also have a lot of freeze-dried soups to add some flavoring to the rice. Not as much beans as I would like but I'm not really prepped for some long-term apocalypse. A week or two of bad things maybe. I'm old. I can't really "bug out." I can't prep that much for the rest of the extended family.
    I have a shotgun, a .22 rifle and a 9mm handgun. I clean them and shoot them once or twice a year.

    I gave up trying to plan for every option. Prepping for some sort of apocalypse is not my hobby.
    I have at least two weeks worth of food available at all times. That is a LOT more than most people I know. I hate shopping.
    I reached a point where I am comfortable with what I have done and will just get on with my life.

  30. How creative are you? by C3ntaur · · Score: 1

    My wife and I talked about emergency preparedness the other day. She wanted to buy a kit from Costco, and I pointed out that with a little creativity we already have a lot of what we need.

    Water: first off, our R.O. unit has a 2 gallon tank. Each of our toilets has 1.6 gallons in the tank. We have a propane BBQ and at least one tank of propane on hand so we could start boiling water the stored water runs out. If the muni water system isn't delivering anything at all, there's a creek nearby. And we have a ceramic purifier filter (for backpacking) that we could use in a pinch.

    Food: At any given time there's at least 2 weeks' worth of dry and canned goods in our pantry. We shop at Costco and naturally stock up.

    Shelter / warmth: We have a couple of tents, tarps, sleeping bags, and lots of blankets and sheets.

    First aid: We already have a first aid kit.

    Communications: We have a hand-crank radio, and a solar battery / cell phone charger.

    Defence: In my mind, the most important item after water. We have weapons and ammunition.

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    1. Re:How creative are you? by Mashiki · · Score: 2

      Being that I live in Canada, and we occasionally get weather here that knocks out power to a few hundred thousand people occasionally. For 2-3 months at a time, most of what you have won't let you survive as long as you think. Back during the last major ice storm up northern ontario/quebec way there were parts of both provinces without hydro(which means no water among other stuff), for nearly 4 months. No real way to get around, military drop offs, etc. Which means that we were lucky.

      A ceramic style water filter is good. You should also have bleach which will kill anything else that may be missed in the purifier. You should have a multi-fuel mini-stove, something that will work on oil(#1 or 2 inc. diesel), gasoline, white fuel(naptha), kerosene, etc that can be used when you're not making a fire outside for cooking. You should know basic survival stuff. How to lay snares, basic hunting traps, and how to clean your own kills(easier than it sounds), including how to clean fish properly. Making a fire bow, how to use flint and tinder(because even matches run out--and lots of people don't remember to waterproof them). How to bank coals in sand, etc.

      Warmth you should have 2 types of sleeping bags, deep winter(rated for -40C), and summer. Shelter is generally easier. But knowing how to make a pine bush hut is good basic knowledge.

      Communication? Cell phones generally don't work in a major disaster. Land lines generally do, unless there's a serious problem. Even with the ice storm up here land lines worked. You should have a basic CB which has a good range. Crank power supplies work as well, don't rely on solar, depending where you live not having solid sunlight for over a month can happen.

      Weapons and ammunition are good, but knowing basic self defense is a plus.

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  31. Family Disaster Plan by mfnickster · · Score: 1

    Blatant karma whoring here...

    Make a Family Disaster Plan, from the National Severe Storms Laboratory: http://www.nssl.noaa.gov/edu/safety/disasterplan.html

    Note: plans described by this site cannot help you mediate disasters in your professional and personal lives.

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  32. Driving during a disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    As a first responder I'd just like to say please please please stay off the roads marked for disastor response. Not sure if they exist everywhere but they do up here in Vancouver, BC.

    If you want some good information,the Canadian government has a good guide. http://www.getprepared.gc.ca/index-eng.aspx

    And taking a first aid course is pretty much a must.

  33. Some links by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a world of great info at http://www.survivalblog.com/index.html. Also, check out http://www.amazon.com/Adventure-Medical-Kits-Packwith-QuikClot/dp/B003BS2PW4/ref=cm_lmf_tit_21 for medical kits. I live off the grid, so I'm about as prepared as I can be, including my new S&W 317.

  34. No by line-bundle · · Score: 4, Informative

    I am not prepared.

  35. Basically not at all ... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Well,
    considering that all roads would be crowded with people trying to escape, I assume I would perhaps use my bicycle.

    As I live in german and people here usually have no fire arms (except hunting rifles, if they have a license) there won't be much hunting. Keep in mind we don't have that much deer etc. anyway.

    Food I don't have stockpiled. I have enough for a week I guess, but not more. Considering I live in a town, we don't have an emergency fallback generator. So storing lots of food in a freezer is no option ... assuming a major catastrophe would disrupt the power supply.

    What people could do in the town here e.g. would perhaps having a boat. As we live at the river Rhein. So you could avoid being depending on the road. OTOH most dangerous industries are close to the river harbour ... so if something goes wrong there (oil refinery, coal power plant etc.) you are likely cut off from the boat.

    I have a sound understanding how to camp, make a shelter in the woods etc. I can craft a bow and arrows more or less with bare hands. I also assume I have a good understanding which direction to use as escape route depending on the actual circumstances etc.

    So, prepared? No, not really! Panicking, not really either. Chance of survival? Perhaps 50:50 worst case and 90:10 best case.

    Best Regards

    angel'o'sphere

    P.S. we have like 4 or 5 nuclear reactors in ~50 miles range ... if something goes seriously wrong there ... I guess I plunder the next best super market and then hide in my flat.

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  36. Puppy Chow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I live in the downtown, upscale area of a large city. Poodles, spaniels and terriers would be the main fare. Just put out a little puppy chow and fire up the bbq or a campfire on the balcony.

  37. Not prepared and not preparing by prefec2 · · Score: 1

    I live in Kiel at the Baltic Sea and after checking my food supplies, I discovered 2 cans of tomatoes, spaghetti, wheat, sugar, honey, milk (1l), and 2 kg of coffee powder. And some fish artifacts and vegis in the fridge. However, when a major disaster would occur, I could still leave the house and enter one of those supermarkets close by (ca 5 min by foot). My home is uphill and I live in the third floor so the possibility of a flood is minimal. The only real danger would be a explosion of an atomic bomb (but then I do not need any cans of what so ever in my flat) or the close by coal-burning power plant goes. In that case my heating system will fail and for cold winters I am prepared.

    1. Re:Not prepared and not preparing by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      You don't have near enough coffee. The rest looks OK though.

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  38. Moderately Prepared by waldoj · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My wife and I like to stay fairly well prepared.

    First, our home. We live in a very rural area, on the side of a treed mountain. We built our home last year, and it's passive solar, sited to take maximum advantage of the sun, built very tightly (LEED gold-ish, but we didn't bother to get certified). We maintain the forest, have large piles of wood in rotation being seasoned, and keep a large stockpile of planked wood on hand (milled from the trees on our land). Our neighbors have cows, goats, and sheep, from which they produce milk and meat—handy to have When The Shit Comes Down®. (I use that phrase facetiously—it's a generic term that my wife and I use to refer to anything that may or may not happen in our lifetimes that would disrupt supply chains, limit movement, or otherwise require short or long-term independence.) We paid a few thousand bucks to have an enormous propane tank buried next to our house, in which we maintain a two-year supply of propane. Soon enough we'll have a propane generator, a few solar panels, and a small windmill, which should allow us to maintain ~1.5 kWh of power during about half of the day, but make it possible to peak to 5 kWh when demand requires (until the propane runs out, and then we top out at 1.5 kWh).

    Second, food and water. We always keep about ten pounds of oats, twenty pounds of flour, ten pounds of sugar, ten pounds of rice, and ten pounds of dried beans on hand. We always have 20 gallons of fresh drinking water stored, 55 gallons of rainwater, and we maintain a spring. Also, we have a stream. We have a small flock of chickens, a horse, and we're about to get ducks. Six months out of the year we have what's either a large garden or a small farm, and we put up a lot of food in the fall. Not enough to get us through a winter, but we do alright, and feel confident that we could ramp up production significantly, if need be. We save our seed, so the notion of increasing the size of our garden by tenfold with four months of lead time (seasonally depending, of course) isn't totally unreasonable.

    Third, medical. We've got potassium iodide on hand (there's a nuclear power plant ~35 miles from us), a dose of Tamiflu for each of us, two very complete medical kits, moderate training in first aid (with more coming soon—see below), and we generally maintain a three-month supply of our medications.

    Fourth, general supplies. We have an oil lamp (and, of course, lamp oil), a bunch of candles, several fire extinguishers, a NOAA radio, a hand-cranked AM/FM/shortwave radio, matches, lighters, a flotilla of batteries of all sorts, headlamps, and flashlights. We keep a couple of canisters of propane on hand (rotated through annually, thanks to grilling season) and have a propane heater that can heat our entire house for a couple of days with one of those plugged in.

    Fifth, evacuation preparedness. We keep a 72-hour pack by the front door, ready to go, with a couple of hundred bucks in cash, a few days food, tinned water, flashlights, blankets, tarps, matches, fire starters, and so on. We've got sleeping bags and internal frame packs on hand for each of us. The idea is to make sure that if sheltering in place isn't safe, that we can leave without delay.

    Finally, a flotilla of books (not all of which we've read, I admit) on wilderness medicine. This Tuesday we're starting an eight-week Community Emergency Response Team training course (held just once a week). This is available in most areas—google around to see if you can take it in your area. That's where you can learn to be helpful in an emergency, rather than somebody who needs help—learn to use a chainsaw, direct traffic, suture a wound, lead a panicked group of people to safety, etc. Recommended highly.

    I've come to relish when we lose power in good weather. It's a chance to test out our plans. There are a lot of basic aspects to preparedness that would just never cross your mind until you actually need to carry out that plan. You know how, without power, you keep flipping light switches every time you walk into a room, or thinking "well, I'll just google that...*DOH*"? The same applies to all kinds of things, like having candles...but no matches. :)

    1. Re:Moderately Prepared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free survival gear, just bring weapons:

      2445 Cascades Drive
      Free Union VA 22940

      I wouldn't be so vocal about my preparedness if I were you.

    2. Re:Moderately Prepared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My plan is to go to waldoj's place.

    3. Re:Moderately Prepared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming that your house can survive a forest fire, super volcano eruption, asteroid hit, earth quake and a flood. You got nothing to fear. Pretty much only thing better would be living under ground in a bunker that can stand against those events also. You would live much longer than I.

    4. Re:Moderately Prepared by Rick17JJ · · Score: 1

      Drinking water is one of my concerns. I could use my Berkey water purifier to drink the water from the small nearby lake. Here in Arizona, I am fortunate to have a nearby source of water. I could probably tie several large jugs and cans of water to my bicycle, push my heavily loaded bicycle along the 1/2 mile route back home.

      I have always kept several small packages of potassium iodide tablets on hand for emergency purposes. I have two packages have not yet reached the expiration date, and several more that are slightly beyond their expiration date. I do not expect to need to take the potassium iodide tablets anytime soon.

      I eat beans, hot cereal, fruit and several types of vegetables and sprouts every day. I also eat smaller amounts of canned sardines, tuna, and unsalted peanuts. My supply of fruit and vegetables would be gone quickly, but I would still have plenty of beans, oatmeal, peanuts, canned sardines and tuna, and seeds for sprouting.

      To cook the food, I have a small multi-fuel camping stove and also a very small efficient wood burning camping stove.

      I do not have a wood stove or fireplace, so during a power failure during the winter my plan would be to wear my fleece lined pants, long underwear, jacket, hat and gloves and sleep in my sleeping bag. At 5,200 foot elevation in Arizona that should be adequate.

      I do have a general class ham radio operators, but am not set up for long distance communications with HF. But, I do have a 2-meter/440 radio in my truck and a 2-meter radio at home and a smaller old hand held 2-meter radio. Without the help of the mountain top repeaters, I can easily access anything line of sight and a little beyond. When using one of several mountain top repeaters, I can easily talk to hams 70 miles or so away in nearby cities such as Phoenix, Flagstaff, Kingman, Williams or Sedona. I can do that on battery power from my truck.

      For emergency purposes, I also have some #10 cans of various types of dried beans, rolled oats, quinoa, dried banana chips, and other types of dried food. I bought them from Walton Feed, which specializes in selling cans and buckets of dried foods packaged for longer storage life. If I remember correctly the rolled oats, noodles and dried beans are are supposed to be good for about 8 years, when stored at normal room temperature. Some foods such as powdered milk and flour have a very short storage life. Some hard shelled grains with their shells intact, such as wheat, have a very long storage life. I chose canned versions of the dried foods because so that the local pack rats and mice would not eat my emergency supplies.

      As far as protein, most grains are missing one amino acid, but most beans are missing a different amino acid. Fortunately, if both beans an a grain are eaten withing about 24 hours, complete protein is absorbed, because of the complementary amino acids. So there would be adequate protein in such a diet even without the sardines and tuna.

      I also have a hand crank operated AM/FM/Weather band radio and a hand crank operated LED flashlight, and several other flashlights. Unfortunately,I have not yet had time to learn very much about guns, or to practice much. I do have a .357 magnum revolver stored in a very small pistol safe, and also have an old Ruger 10/22 rifle. I would eventually like to also get a pump type 12-gage shotgun, because the distinctive sound of a shell being loaded would probably discourage many trouble makers. I would not want to have someone try to kill me just to steal the pack rat that I was cooking.

      Don't ask what my address is. Several of my neighbors who are the ones who are also fairly well prepared, are the only ones who know that I am somewhat prepared.

    5. Re:Moderately Prepared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds nice!

      I nominate you people to keep a copy of the Gutenberg DVD. Pity "A Canticle for Leibowitz" isn't out of copyright yet :-)

      Have you heard of the experiments in "Transition Towns" to improve resilience of local communities? It might interest you.

    6. Re:Moderately Prepared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great! What's your address?

    7. Re:Moderately Prepared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And thanks to Google, now I know where to plunder when things go bad. Thanks for posting!

      (I would worry about competition but... this is Slashdot. Most people here won't make it out of their parents' basement.)

    8. Re:Moderately Prepared by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      You could dispense with the Tamiflu. It's only value is as a psychosocial security blanket. It only lessens symptoms by one day and only if you take it soon enough. If you wait until you know you have the flu and not a cold it's too late to do anything.

      --
      I am becoming gerund, destroyer of verbs.
    9. Re:Moderately Prepared by potat0man · · Score: 1

      oh please. Who, in an emergency, combs over old slashdot posts to find possible food stashes to pilfer?

      Besides, I've got to think it's a lot easier to plant some crops and defend your home than it is to risk an attack on someone else's in the hopes that they have something worth dying for. In a chaotic environment patrolled only by small communities of vigilantes armed to the teeth, do you really want to risk being known as a thief or murderer? It's not like you'd get 5 years in the local county jail, you'd be shot in the head on the spot.

    10. Re:Moderately Prepared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prepared? You call that prepared?! I live in an underground bunker in the middle of the Montana wilderness (I admit this is a fake location...you can never be too careful). I have all the necessary supplies for a five year stay and even an escape hatch that weaves its way to a location 250 miles away. This is in case a nuke gets dropped directly on our head and we want to escape not only the blast, but the radiation.

      You, sir, are a major pussy. Don't you love your family, like, at all???

    11. Re:Moderately Prepared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're mormon, aren't you?

    12. Re:Moderately Prepared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, if something happens, I'm coming to YOUR house!

    13. Re:Moderately Prepared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, aside from spending your time preparing for some mythical and massive collapse of Western society, what do you guys do with your time?

    14. Re:Moderately Prepared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    15. Re:Moderately Prepared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only this time, money, and effort could be directed towards the general good, instead of the self.

    16. Re:Moderately Prepared by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      If there's a significant nuclear event, don't even think about drinking that milk. It's the primary pathway for cesium and iodine.

      Also, do you have a way to remove your house from the grid so that you'll be able to use the electricity you produce?

      --
      SWM seeks new sig for a brief fling
  39. On the road by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a couple of weeks worth of food and water

    a few extra cans of fuel

    a couple of firearms and ammo

    first aid kit and medication

    first aid training

    backup harddrives

    a few hundred in cash

    a bug out bag with 3 days worth of toiletries, food, clothes, money.

        I need the last one for my job alot of the time (military). I occurs often where they come into the office and say "who can jump on that plane that is running out there right now?! Usually it's to go drop off parts or tools for stranded aircraft sometimes in some very nice places, sometimes in some shit holes. Either way you'll be drinking foreign beer and eating a meal on the other side of the planet by dinner time. It can be alot of fun.

    While a bug out bag won't last very long, in a pinch though it will let you get very far away in a minimal amount of time and not be completely misserable along the way.

  40. Heavily Prepared by theBully · · Score: 0

    Just in case the earth gets demolished by a Vogon fleet I've got plenty paper bags for all sizes of human heads. Just send me youre Name, Visa Card (for age verification), Social security number (I don't have a good reason for this one), telephone number, address, and your medical record and I'll be happy to ship you bags for the whole family. As a bonus I will add a bag of peanuts (the size they used to but not serve anymore on airlines) containing salt which everyone knows you'll need a lot of in such situations.

    1. Re:Heavily Prepared by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Just in case the earth gets demolished by a Vogon fleet I've got plenty paper bags for all sizes of human heads. Just send me youre Name, Visa Card (for age verification), Social security number (I don't have a good reason for this one), telephone number, address, and your medical record and I'll be happy to ship you bags for the whole family. As a bonus I will add a bag of peanuts (the size they used to but not serve anymore on airlines) containing salt which everyone knows you'll need a lot of in such situations.

      Actually, for that case I always have my towel ready. However I've still not managed to get an electronic thumb.

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  41. Firearms by waldoj · · Score: 1

    I almost forgot: firearms. We've got a 12-gage shotgun, a .22, and a 7.92mm 1948 Turkish Mauser. I've only got a couple of boxes of shells, and maybe three dozen rounds for the Mauser (they're expensive) but I have a few hundred rounds for the .22. We can hunt enough turkey, deer, and squirrel to keep us in protein year-round. Right now I hunt rarely, and when I do it's strictly for food (not trophies), but I'm certainly prepared to do so regularly if it were necessary.

    If you have never hunted, note that there is nothing about owning a gun that prepares you to do so. If you're thinking "hey, I see deer around—I could eat those," then you are wrong. Learn to hunt now. Get a license. Find somebody to teach you how to gut and butcher a deer. Otherwise, if you do wind up in a bad situation, you might get lucky enough to actually shoot a deer, only to find that you have no idea of what to do with it. Worse still, it'll be gut-shot, and you'll wind up getting some horrible disease from eating venison streaked with deer shit.

  42. Seen a few by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

    I've lived through a few hurricanes, been in the woods for a days at a time, have had broken bones, been held up at gunpoint...

    Staying calm is vitally important. The best thing to help in staying calm in having experience and knowledge. When confronted with new situations it's much more stressful because you don't know what to do next.

    So preparation is key. It might be as simple as stocking up on a few items. Tarps, canned goods, *water*, first aid kits, etc. come in handy. There are also some other less obvious things... A GPS unit is so very helpful... When Hurricane Andrew stopped by it took away all the street signs. I remember driving to check on a relative who lived less than 5 miles away. Without street signs I could not quickly find a house I'd visited dozens of times before... You know what I missed too? Toothpaste. And baby wipes. We were able to flush the toilet, but showering was risky because of possible breaks in the water lines.

    Having a plan is helpful. It could be as simple as knowing where the exits in your house are. Where is the closest shelter? If your car is un-driveable (blocked or destroyed), can you walk to that shelter with the 6 days worth of equipment? The sleeping bag and the 2-burner propane stove seems a lot less necessary when you need to carry it 10 miles on foot.

    Do you have copies of your paperwork? Some people scan deeds, insurance papers, contracts, etc.. onto a USB stick. Others put them in a fire safe. If you have to leave your home, can you carry that safe along with 200lbs of other equipment?

    Do you know how to set a broken bone? Can you use wound gel? What happens if you get punctured by a rusty nail?

    We can go on for hours about the things we need. Firearms? Will they help set your broken leg? I'm not discounting their value, but carting around an AR-15 and that heavy-ass ammo is not too likely if you have to move.

    And don't forget your towel.

    1. Re:Seen a few by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Firearms? Will they help set your broken leg?

      Depends on the type. I guess a rifle could be used to splint your leg. :-)

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    2. Re:Seen a few by mazesc · · Score: 1

      And don't forget your towel.

      I never leave my house without my towel and the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".

  43. Food is the least of your concerns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    While people are lining up outside relief tents to get their MREs or Spam, we can be out hunting deer, turkey, dove, quail, etc. While you're eating rehydrated bread, we can be dining on some roast duck or deer tenderloin steak. You think during a flood you'll be able to drive down to the local McDonald's and order up a burger?

    In a disaster, food is a minor concern. You can survive with minimal (or no) food for a good long while. What you'll need is:

    1. Clean water
    2. Medical supplies, depending on how injured you are
    3. Shelter
    4. Warmth
    Then you can start worrying about food.

    To some degree, you might be able to use your personal arsenal to persuade other, better prepared survivors to share such things with you. And you might do a better job of holding on to such supplies as you already have. But guns and food will only get you so far.

    1. Re:Food is the least of your concerns by Fjandr · · Score: 2

      All completely true. Unfortunately, it seems that any time firearms are mentioned anywhere as a useful tool, the hordes descend to focus on all the multitude of ways a person is not able to do anything useful with them, ever. So the conversation gets bogged down in semantic arguments, and can't move on to discussion of all the other important aspects of disaster preparedness. The "You can't do that" or "That won't work" statements usually rely on assuming specific conditions, which is absurd when talking about general disaster preparedness. However, those who feel they must focus on why others are crazy for owning and learning how to use one specific tool are not going to go away, so we'll have to live with the derailments they cause.

  44. Re:Are u mad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow are you dumb. People like you you will be the first to get 'used up'. That is, assuming it's not an act and you are really packing more firepower than this entire thread combined. As for why the Japs are behaving so well...I guess, other than taking a historic pounding, they are used to bumping uglies just to walk down the street.

    Have you looked around your country lately? How many people in jail do you have again? More than any country no matter how you slice it? Oh ya, no guns needed for sure... lol. How blind are you? Denial?

    What's really telling is how much noise you make, you sound like one of those 'social sock-puppets' your 'glorious' military just bought and IMO, along with what my intuition tells me, they are a late entry to the sock-puppet party.....

  45. Radio (AM/Weather/Shortwave) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Best bet is to minimize what you actually *need*.

    I have a wood stove, it works. It's possible to heat without electricity. A crank radio (with cel phone charger) some batteries, kerosene lamp.

    You can use vegetable oil for lighting too. (doesn't work so good for heat though..)

    Shortcomings for me is water, I don't have a hot water tank... so thats out. (but if you have one, it's helpful to remember it.. your hot water tank can double as a source of fresh water)

  46. Don't forget dog food by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    I've been adding to a cache of food slowly over the last couple years. I was going for 3 months but I think I have more like 6 months cached now. Something to remember is to stock up on dog food as well. I have two 40 pound bags in the garage besides the bin in the storage room, and cycle the oldest bag through as I buy more. If something bad happens, your dog may become very important to you, and in any case as a responsible owner you should provide for them as you would your family.

    Firearms/ammo are taken care of.

    I have a small amount of emergency supplies in each vehicle as well. Enough for a night in the snow.

    We don't have a detailed plan but in general if this area is rendered uninhabitable and we're able to get out, we have a relative's place 200 miles away at which to regroup, and another one 500 miles away as a secondary option.

    On data, I have what's important to me backed up to DVD at a friend's house, but that only protects me from very narrowly defined disasters. I'm thinking I should put a second copy some geological distance away.

    --
    Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
  47. Re:talking about data how safe are the data center by JimToo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Even if the diesel is available the traffic snarls up bad. If the data centre is inside a region badly hit the officials will close the area to everyone for their "safety" even if the building is safe. Our IT support continued to work because it was in another city. The building in Chch our office was in had the MSB (a diesel was there too I think) in the basement, which flooded. No doubt that is where the rebuilt MSB (main switchboard) will go. And god, it takes so long for anything to progress.

  48. Disaster Currency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best currency you need for bartering during a disaster are the following:

    1. Toilet paper
    2. Alcohol
    3. Tobacco

    Keep a good supply of that on hand and you're set to trade for all the food/supplies you need!

  49. Cheap and easy by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    Make friends with your neighbors. You can trade what you have in surplus with them for whatever you've forgotten. They are perimeter security. See if you can get them to Community Emergency Response Training.

    Buy a little extra food when it's on sale.

    Refill your gas tank when it gets down to a half. If there's an orderly evacuation, you won't be in the crowds at the gas station.

    Have an out of area contact for your family to coordinate. The phone company will prioritize calls going out of the disaster area.

    Your first need will be water. Even a few gallons can make a difference. Read up on how to store it and how often to rotate it.

    There's a lot more you can do, but the above cost almost nothing and you can start on them immediately.

  50. Reminds me of a dork at DEFCON by BLKMGK · · Score: 0

    Talking about how he didn't like guns so in a big emergency he would work with others blah blah. A friend turned to me and says "You know what I call him? Prey!"

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  51. I live in Ireland by Dartz-IRL · · Score: 2

    I live in Ireland. We don't have major national emergencies. Just irritations.

    Barring a meteorite, nothing bad will ever happen here. Nothing bad ever happens here. No hurricanes. No earthquakes. No volcanoes. No tornadoes. No wars. No terrorism(not anymore anyway). Small floods that only annoy at worst. Most peaceful and safe country on the planet. So why prepare for an emergency that isn't going to happen?

    --
    So there I was, scribbling down some notes off the PC screen by hand, when I reached for the keyboard and Ctrl-S'd.
    1. Re:I live in Ireland by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2

      No volcanoes? Really?

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1271645/Iceland-volcano-ash-cloud-Planes-grounded-Ireland-Scotland.html

      Someday something big in Iceland could erupt and Ireland could get ash fall.

    2. Re:I live in Ireland by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      We don't have major national emergencies. .... Nothing bad ever happens here.

      Dartz,.... I am disappoint.

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      May the Maths Be with you!
    3. Re:I live in Ireland by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Right, because a small amount of dust which leads to a precautionary ban because it might affect aircraft engines is totally the same thing as happened to Pompeii.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    4. Re:I live in Ireland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I live in Ireland. We don't have major national emergencies. Just irritations."

      Uhhh, have you never read any Irish history?

    5. Re:I live in Ireland by ickleberry · · Score: 1

      At the end of the day, you'd just never know. Boy

    6. Re:I live in Ireland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wouldn't be peaceful if there was a stout shortage and all the pubs closed early..

    7. Re:I live in Ireland by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      You have a disaster every day. It's called weather.

    8. Re:I live in Ireland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Economic collapse, perhaps?

    9. Re:I live in Ireland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No economic collapses?

    10. Re:I live in Ireland by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      You know, I certainly hope you don't live to regret those words.

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      ~X~
    11. Re:I live in Ireland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      famine lol

    12. Re:I live in Ireland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why I responded to pspahn that I'll be headed to knock at the neighbors to the south (Mexico ), as they're less likely to get under a nuclear attack as they don’t have enemies.
      Sadly, they would be affected as much in worse case scenario.

    13. Re:I live in Ireland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in Ireland. We don't have major national emergencies. Just irritations.

      Barring a meteorite, nothing bad will ever happen here. Nothing bad ever happens here. No hurricanes. No earthquakes. No volcanoes. No tornadoes. No wars. No terrorism(not anymore anyway). Small floods that only annoy at worst. Most peaceful and safe country on the planet. So why prepare for an emergency that isn't going to happen?

      I seem to remember something about Potatoes and Famin. Huh...

    14. Re:I live in Ireland by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      Similar here. I live in inland SE Australia in a mountainous area. This is well outside the area that can get cyclones. The topography of the region makes widespread flooding impossible. And Australia being in the middle of a tectonic plate does not experience (major) earthquakes, nor does it have any volcanoes. Too far inland for tsunamis to be an issue. The only natural disaster that could affect a widespread area around here is a fire, and even that is exceedingly unlikely to be of a 'society collapsing' scale (being in the middle of an urban area means that the bushfires we do get around here burn at the edges of the city, but not wipe the whole place off the map or anything - you need abundant dry vegetation to keep the fire going).

      So basically, my disaster preparation is 'small to none'. But short of nuclear war or meteorite, there's nothing that could really require such preparation in this area. Some people on this forum seem to love the survivalist mindset, but even in earthquake/hurricane/etc prone regions I honestly can't see how you'd ever need more than a few days worth of food and water as a precaution. Look at Japan, look at the NZ earthquake, look at the massive flooding and cyclones that smashed huge areas of northern Australia in the last year. In each case, people lost homes, power and phones were out for a while, etc, but being first world countries, help was on the ground immediately, people were sheltered, and noone starved. If I lived in a chaotic, undeveloped country in Africa or something then yeah, I'd see the need for preparation and self-sufficiency. But that shouldn't be needed in a developed country other than a bit of food and water, and maybe a generator if you really can't live without power for a few days. And even that would only be needed in a major disaster of the type that can't really happen in many areas of the world, such as where I live, or in Ireland ;)

      If I lived in, say, California, I'd definitely have a basic survival pack sitting in the basement. A big earthquake will happen there sooner or later. Even if it wasn't actually needed in an emergency, it's the polite thing to do: if you can draw upon your own supplies for a while rather than burdening the emergency services, that is a good thing - less work and cost for them, less strain on the system, more for other people etc. I'd do it out of politeness and as consideration to others in the society, rather than any particular need for self-sufficiency though.

    15. Re:I live in Ireland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well...That's not entirely correct is it? Snow in low quantities seems to be the kryptonite to the UK and Ireland. - As demonstrated by winter this year.. =)

    16. Re:I live in Ireland by quenda · · Score: 1

      I live in Ireland. We don't have major national emergencies. Just irritations.

      Tough people the Irish. Even a famine that kills a million people is a mere "irritation".

    17. Re:I live in Ireland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You never know when Godzilla strikes. Sorry. Not all mutants are teenage mutant hero turtles.

  52. CiviGuard - Emergency Communications 2.0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  53. are vegetarians a food source? by jkinney3 · · Score: 1

    Does having a list of all know vegetarians within 2 miles count as a food source? :-)
    I do have several days worth of canned food on hand at all times along with dried beans and rice for weeks. Canned turkey spam. Yum! I also have 3 days worth of water in a series of jugs that I do cycle through to keep them "fresh". Plus batteries (hidden from my 12 year old gamer) and a Coleman camp stove with 6 jugs of fuel. Add tents, sleeping bags good to well below freezing, many back packs, several first aide kits, and few items of ID/deed/title nature in a fast grab pack in the safe with the arsenal and ammo. What I don't have is fuel cans and carriers for the car and enough spare dog food. The cats will likely have to fend for themselves as they will scatter while the dogs will clump around us. Plus the hip flask with single malt scotch for emergencies!
    My tools are usually scattered all over the house so a fast grab and run of those is likely to be fatal to me in many emergency types (fire, tornado, zombie uprising, etc).

    1. Re:are vegetarians a food source? by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      Does having a list of all know vegetarians within 2 miles count as a food source?

      They're pretty scrawny and they don't breed true but you can usually find some free-range chickens nearby.

      --
      "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
  54. You need to be armed better than your neighbors by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    And hope that they have enough food and stuff that you can pillage from them. Survival, through superior fire power. It sounds a bit crass, but when push comes to shove, that's how it will all end. And nothing enhances the experience of a major emergency like a good firefight.

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  55. There are plenty of longdear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After all the whitetail and rabbits are gone we will have to start eating longdear

  56. Forest fires in my area by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a fairly low earthquake risk in the interior of British Columbia, but a high forest fire risk. Around 200-300 houses were lost and people were evacuated for a week or two in 2003 in a nearby city, Kelowna, BC. I probably know a half-dozen people who lost their homes.

    We were evacuated for 3-4 days in 2009 due to a fire nearby (the water bombers on final approach over our house were a big clue). Three or four houses were lost, and we knew two of the families.

    We keep the important stuff in a box, ready to go (birth certificates, etc). We had a half hour to pack in 2009 before the police evacuated us. We grabbed the kids, pets, a weeks worth of clothing, computers (not monitors), backup hard drives, important / valuable portable stuff (jewelry / electronics), tossed them into the minivan, and drove off. That is a very different type of emergency from an earthquake though - there is usually somewhere unaffected nearby to evacuate to.

    In an emergency that kept us in our house, we have enough canned goods and dry goods to survive a week or two, along with a barbeque with two propane tanks, and a wood-burning fireplace inside the house for heat in the winter. Water is probably the only issue, and there is enough in toilet tanks to last a while. The http://www.amazon.com/SAS-Survival-Handbook-John-Wiseman/dp/0002171856 SAS survival handbook is an interesting reference - I think I've had my copy for almost 20 years now.

  57. Gas, booze and guns by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

    I'm in Alaska, Tsunami won't get us at work or home, so always half a tank of fuel in both vehicles, have at least a hundred rounds for each gun, couple bottles of booze and beer ready to go.

    Medical supplies are always in a go-bag, I could be out of here in 5-10 minutes.

    The plan is though to hunker down and wait i out unless the gas lines break, if the DPRK, PRC or Russia nukes the base, well we are close enough we'll get taken out at home or work, so nothing to worry about there.

    1. Re:Gas, booze and guns by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      I'm in Alaska, ... couple bottles of booze and beer ready to go.

      Only a couple? In Alaska? Seems pretty light from what I can tell from my neighbors.

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    2. Re:Gas, booze and guns by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      OK, couple half gallons of booze.

  58. phew, at least my data will be safe. by cfriedt · · Score: 2

    Is your data safe? What about your family?

    Actually, my wife and son will probably perish, but at least I'll know that my email and bookmarks will be redundantly backed up by Google.

  59. I'll Tell You by waldoj · · Score: 3, Informative

    How many ducks and deer do you think there *are*? If there was an actual disaster, the deer, duck, quail, and lizard populations would plummet as a teaming horde of well-armed people suddenly ravage the landscape.

    Cornell University Cooperative Extension: "Today there are over 20 million deer in the United States and numbers are rising. [...] Densitites may exceed 40 deer per square mile in some rural areas, and over 100 deer/square mile have been documented near many eastern metropolitan areas. [...] As long as adequate food resources are available, deer populations can double in size every 2-3 years. Eventually some form of population management is needed to control herd growth and maintain deer numbers within the social carrying capacity."

    There are plenty of deer.

    1. Re:I'll Tell You by jez9999 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Thank god there have always been humans with guns around to control the deer population, or there'd be infinity deers by now.

    2. Re:I'll Tell You by DrgnDancer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There are 300 million people in the US. How long do you think 20 million deer will feed them? Of course, short of an incredibly major disaster, all 300 million of them won't simultaneously be needing the deer, but by the same token not all 20 million deer are going to available to the subset who do. "Oh, but my area has a low population density!" Great, that just means that statistically you're even more likely to get competition. Most like a much larger percentage of your neighbors have guns and no how to hunt.

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    3. Re:I'll Tell You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's also that 300 million population in the USA (and numbers are probably rising).

      Granted, natural disasters will be unlikely to affect the whole population at any given time, but then again, neither will your deer be magically concentrated around your disaster.

    4. Re:I'll Tell You by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Most like a much larger percentage of your neighbors have guns and no how to hunt."

      They'd serve in forming a local militia along the lines of those in Iraq, securing the local area, and killing intruders if necessary.

      There is no obligation to save the competition.

      --
      "This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
    5. Re:I'll Tell You by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Do you honestly think the US has the population density to support a hunter/gatherer existence?

    6. Re:I'll Tell You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Infinity Deers?

      The plural of 'deer' is 'deer'.

      One deer, two deer.
      One fish, two fish.
      One bison, two bison.

      etc.

    7. Re:I'll Tell You by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      There are 300 million people in the US. How long do you think 20 million deer will feed them?

      That only makes the gun all the more important. When the hungry come around, I want to have my own gun.

      Of course, it also makes location the three most important things about your chances for survival in a cataclysm-level emergency.

      Most of my neighbors who have guns know how to hunt. The majority of the rest are meth-heads, but our new Sheriff is actually doing something about them.

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    8. Re:I'll Tell You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      now if we could work on infinity beers. this apocalypse is looking better all the time!

    9. Re:I'll Tell You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The presence of humans creates the conditions that allow deer to become pests, but they are still pests.

    10. Re:I'll Tell You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in rural Vermont. I see deer occasionally, signs of them frequently. But there are not enough of them to sustain people as a major food source for more than a few weeks at most. Especially if the flatlanders descend upon us in hordes.

  60. Assessment is Key by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    Range of a disaster is most important as a first action guide.

    A "normal" earthquake in California affects a very small number of miles of territory. Hence, getting help from friends, family or red cross is not such a big deal in distance and time. Short term food & water supply is mandatory and easy & cheap to keep in a garage or apartment. This is not apocalypse.

    If a break in the Newport-Inglewood offshore fault sent a 50 foot wave ashore, hundreds of thousands of people would be washed away with only minutes of warning and the streets would be plugged solid with cars as the waves came in. Nothing could be done (as in Japan) to help those killed instantly, and the survivors who managed to float in somewhere alive would have NOTHING with them, so they would accept the help they could get from others.

    If you are just outside the devastation zone, then how are you going to provide for yourself and help others?

    All planning becomes REAL when a disaster strikes and everyone has to improvise.

    1. Re:Assessment is Key by mysidia · · Score: 1

      If you are just outside the devastation zone, then how are you going to provide for yourself and help others?

      Seems like everyone needs to dig and construct a waterproof, earthquake proof, chamber under their house to stock enough food and water to sustain a few thousand people for a few months.

      Long term storage of water should be easy... but I wonder... what type of feed has a long enough shelf life that you could stick it in storage for a few hundred years, and use it at any time without spoilage or contamination worries?

    2. Re:Assessment is Key by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

      I remember a solo round-the-world sailor in the sixties sailing "Galway Blazer", as I recall, didn't want to carry lots of food things so he settled on a single mixed food source.

      I seem to recall it was almonds in honey providing a nearly balanced food source, though I would check that with current nutritional knowledge.

    3. Re:Assessment is Key by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      I seem to recall it was almonds in honey providing a nearly balanced food source, though I would check that with current nutritional knowledge.

      Sounds like that covers the sugar and fat food groups, but it doesn't take into account recent advancements in the necessity of the sodium group.

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      "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
  61. Yes, it should make you think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most people are ill-prepared. But the nature of disasters of this scale means they are very rare events. As much as we joke about building evil lairs/bunkers that could withstand anything, doing preparation for extreme events usually costs money and takes space from your day-to-day living space, so you have to be practical and smart about it. Keep it simple: have an easily-transportable first-aid kit, have some canned foods around (and a can opener!!), have a collapsible water container that you could fill up in a few minutes before the regular supply is cut off, have some water purification pills, have a refuge in your home (e.g., during an earthquake) and a plan for escape from your home if you live in a hazard prone area, and so on. It doesn't need to be anything grand or expensive, just some basic planning and, most of all, a bit of investigation into what the hazards actually are in your area and what the warning signs would be. It could be as simple as knowing that you're living inside the boundary of a 100-year flood on a river floodplain and knowing where the closest area that is above that level (and a route that doesn't require driving across a lower area) or something exotic and subtle such being aware that your house is built on the old lahar deposits downhill from a major volcano that erupts infrequently but is still active (e.g., parts of Tacoma, Washington, that are downstream from Mount Rainier in Washington State). Most municipalities and other public institutions have all sorts of information on hazards and the emergency response plan in a particular area. You just have to ask about it. Information is power. The last thing you want to be doing is standing around wondering "What's that strange siren sound?" or "Which way should I go?"

    "...and the seemingly inevitable arrival of a serious earthquake on the West Coast of the US"

    Well, it's true that it is inevitable, because plate tectonics keeps grinding away, but A) it isn't the only hazard in that part of the world, and B) a big earthquake/tsunami like these are really rare events. It would be silly to prepare for, say, a M9 earthquake, and not give a thought to the possibility the river valley in your area could flood after a lot of rain, which is probably a much more frequent event.

  62. Earthquake box by kwerle · · Score: 1

    California, near (10-15 miles) a nuke plant.
    We have an earthquake box with enough food stuff to last weeks. We have at least a week of water and there is a river running through town where we could get more for double boiling. We have a couple of camp stoves and a BBQ. Cold weather isn't an issue. We have 2 bikes in good condition for getting around should gas become a problem. We have iodide pills if the nuke plant has a little trouble.

    If the nuke plant has serious trouble we toss the bikes in the pickup with as much food as is easy to get our hands on and head any direction but west as far as we need to. We have friends & family about 250 miles in opposite directions if there is a local event.

  63. Is your data safe? by nurb432 · · Score: 2

    When the world is melting down around you that should be the least of your concerns. Food, water, shelter, etc is a bit more important.

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    1. Re:Is your data safe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Slashdot. Porn collections are the closest thing some of us have to family, you insensitive clod.

    2. Re:Is your data safe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And once you have food / water / shelter, you're going to wish you had kept your insurance papers offsite, you still had photos of the loved ones you lost, and you knew anybody's addresses.

      Survival is important. But recovery will have to happen too.

  64. Just remember by PPH · · Score: 4, Funny

    When in danger,
    or in doubt,
    run in circles,
    scream and shout.

    -- Xavier Onassis, Director of Emergency Preparedness

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    Have gnu, will travel.
    1. Re:Just remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL

  65. You almost need them now in many urban areas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Push into crisis mode and it's not a big stretch to assume you'd like to be able to protect yourself.

  66. Re:talking about data how safe are the data center by mysidia · · Score: 1

    Even if the diesel is available the traffic snarls up bad. If the data centre is inside a region badly hit the officials will close the area to everyone for their "safety" even if the building is safe.

    There are ways around that. You may need to own quite a bit of property though to bulldoze a temporary road into your datacenter, from outside the area, and you need sufficient fencing and other such items in place to deter unlawful entry by other people who might interfere.

    Another way would be to be recognized by your local government as workers supporting critical inrastructure, such as communication services required by the government. With the right papers, signage, and/or social engineering/disguise, it's possible to circumvent any barrier.

  67. Rural Canada by Abstrackt · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've found the best emergency preparedness is being on good terms with the neighbors. If you know everyone within an hour's walking distance you tend to benefit from a larger skill set than what you have on your own. One guy's a hunter/trapper, I have access to a pile of radio equipment, the nice old lady about a mile down is a hardcore homesteader (I think she only buys milk), so we're all set up to help each other out.

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    They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. - Terry Pratchett
    1. Re:Rural Canada by b4upoo · · Score: 1

      In most places game and fish will be exhausted in a day or two if the population gets hungry. Living off the land is always difficult but with a few hundred million people scavenging for all their food it will be impossible to sustain human life even in remote areas. People will follow the food to every little corner.

    2. Re:Rural Canada by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Even in Canada unless you're 800km outside of civilization that's where everyone else will be heading to get something to eat, or try and take it from you in a serious disaster.

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  68. Survival: Hunker Down or Get Outta Dodge? by Phoenix666 · · Score: 1

    I live in Brooklyn and work in Manhattan, so both kinds of "survival" situations, the stay-put kind and the get-outta-dodge kind, have happened within recent memory, namely 9/11 and the great Blackout of '03.

    Both times the overwhelming lesson was that trying to go anywhere is mostly pointless, because 7 million other people are trying to do the same thing at the same time. Stay put if you can with enough food & water for 6 wks and a way to let evac teams know where you are.

    But if you have to go, cars are out--total gridlock. If you're in the outer boroughs, a bicycle is your absolute best bet on land; when all the cars are jammed up you can still ride on sidewalks, bike paths in the parks, and between the cars if you have to. If you're in Manhattan, you're flirched, because even on foot, walking, takes hours; there are so many people you cannot even run. The only option there is to grab something that floats and swim the Hudson or East River.

    Those are disaster situations, short-term, localized catastrophes. Apocalypses, real collapse-of-civilization stuff, are different. Even then, what you do depends on the manner in which things collapse. If everyone else dies in a plague and you don't, then in terms of survival you're on easy street. There's enough stored canned goods, water, equipment, shelter, gasoline and everything else imaginable out there right now to last a handful of folks for the rest of their lives, even if you factor in panic looting and such. Shoot, park yourself in a suburban Walmart, lock the doors, and you can survive quite happily for 50 years.

    But above all else and across all situations you need to be a class A scavenger, a scrounger, and have the will to do what it takes to get by.

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    Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
  69. Foxfire, Nextel and Glock by kencf0618 · · Score: 2

    One of my colleagues who lives up in the Boise Hills has been feeling a strong urge lately to live closer to the land and further off the grid, if only by buying a goat. I suggested that she start selling halal goat meat to the local Muslim population, such as it is. More seriously, I recommended the Foxfire anthologies --and much to my surprise, she'd never heard of them! There are twelve in the series now, so whether you want to churn your own butter or fix up some bear stew, that's the place to go. It came from the backwash of the '60s, but AFAIK it's still a good DIY resource.

    If I was still living in earthquake country (Loma Prieta, 1989) I would still have a Sprint/Nextel phone with the latter's Direct Connect, which is half-duplex. Even if the infrastructure was totally shot, they'd still function directly as walkie-talkies.

    I'm in no sense a survivalist, though. If the civil order collapsed I'd probably be standing in line with virtually everyone else. My 9mm Glock 17 wouldn't even come into play --I'm just a geek with a gun.

    Still, it's a good idea to stock up one's larder, just in case.

             

  70. I haven't much to fear so no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well I live in Ireland far far from volcanoes and earthquakes. We don't get directly hit by hurricanes (just the tail end) and I dont think there has been many/any tornadoes in the country.
    Worst weather we have is torrential rain leading to low lying flooding .. but I live on a mountain and have a boat in the garden during the winter .. not for disasters just because its not insured in the bad months.
    We get mild winters and mild summers with the small amounts of snow and ice (which we dont cope with but i dont mind )

    As for data .. the Internet is all well and good but I can do without it. The biggest concern is having the water cut off but we have our own well to supply the house.

    Generally people living in Ireland have nothing to fear from natural disasters.

    1. Re:I haven't much to fear so no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Generally people living in Ireland have nothing to fear from natural disasters.

      How lucky for you. Well I guess just keep breeding then because it's not possible for you to run out of food or anything.

  71. Sweden by SwedishPenguin · · Score: 1

    I'm nowhere near a fault line, so major earthquakes can be ruled out, there are no volcanoes around (I suppose if Iceland blows we could get some ash). I live in Stockholm so the Baltic is close though there's a huge archipelago that would probably slow down a hurricane/whatever before it reached me (and I live on one of the tallest hills in the city), even in the unlikely event that something like that occurs in the Baltic.
    I'm not prepared at all, though if I did need to evacuate for some reason I suppose I could use my bike, that would probably be the best way of getting out of the city with all the roads jammed and trains standing still (assuming power outage). And I do have a backpack and a sleeping bag, and food could be scrounged from the kitchen cabinets I suppose.

    Reading this thread makes it clear to me that I should at all costs avoid being in the US during a disaster though, millions of people running around, each of them armed to the teeth, seems liable to start small wars over remaining food and water sources.

    1. Re:Sweden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear, hear!

      What you might like to buy:

      - Strong walking boots (make sure you've walked them in!)

      - A flashlight that you can wind up (keep it next to your bed)

  72. Missing options.... by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

    Making preparations for emergencies and disasters gives you a greater margin to survive. You might not be getting any help any time soon, if ever. Consider the fact that the states knew that they were responsible for taking care of incidents for four days before FEMA stepped in, and the botched responses by the city of New Orleans (epic fail), the state of Louisiana (epic fail), and ultimately the federal government in Katrina. Not a shining moment for the United States.

    However, many police, fire and EMS organizations from outside the affected areas were reportedly hindered or otherwise slowed in their efforts to send help and assistance to the area. FEMA sent hundreds of firefighters who had volunteered to help rescue victims to Atlanta for 2 days of training classes on topics including sexual harassment and the history of FEMA.[12] Official requests for help through the proper chains of command were not forthcoming due to local and state delays in engaging FEMA for federal assistance, even after approached by such authorities. Local police and other EMS workers found the situation traumatic; at least two officers committed suicide, and over 300 deserted the city after gang violence and "turf wars" erupted around the city.[13] A report by the Appleseed Foundation, a public policy network, found that local entities (nonprofit and local government agencies) were far more flexible and responsive than the federal government or national organizations. The federal response was often constrained by lack of legal authority or by ill-suited eligibility and application requirements. In many instances, federal staff and national organizations did not seem to have the flexibility, training, and resources to meet demands on the ground."[14Criticism of government response to Hurricane Katrina]

    Think at least five basic scenarios, not all of which you may believe is necessary to prepare for, and you can do it in steps.
    - Trouble on the road (breakdown on deserted road, trapped by blizzard or flood)
    - Quickly evacuate from home indefinitely (hurricane, tornado, fire, flash flood, industrial accident, terrorist attack)
    - Trapped at home for 1-4 weeks with loss of some services (massive blizzard, floods, loss of power, flu epidemic)
    - Massive civil disorder (LA riots, Katrina looting & gang activity)
    - Society changing event (deadly pandemic, EMP bombs destroy all electronics, major disruption in society)

    Preparations can start small:
    - For the car: a first aid kit, a couple of space blankets and plastic ponchos, some matches, steel mugs, a few granola bars, a can/bottle opener, bottled water, small tool kit, knife, duct tape, and flashlight.
    - For the home: 3 days supply of food and water set aside, a first aid kit, flashlights w/ batteries, battery operated radio, some emergency cash, a fire extinguisher, a small repair kit/tool kit
    - Start pulling your documents together in a safe place

    Over time, you can build up to prepare to the level you believe necessary, including a one year supply of food for long term storage (just an example - many other vendors / options).

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  73. Wrong question: not you but the population matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > How prepared are you to do deal with a disaster affecting your region?

    Wrong question! It doesn't really matter how much you, the individual have prepared for the worst, that is just Hollywood lone hero bullshit. What matters is the preparedness of country and the society as a whole. In this regard the USA would fare badly because of extreme individualism and lack of social coherence. New Orleans was a warning sign, how the rich whites have abandoned the poor negro, especially the rich whites running the government. Strangely President Obama did not court-martial the Bush-era FEMA bosses et al for the New Orleans dereliction of duty. He is a coward.

    As for the long overdue West Coast mega earthquake, if SF or LA collapsed, the mid-west farmers would await refugees arriving for gov't-mandated quartering, with a pitchfork and shotgun in hand. They would argue SF/LA collapsed as heavenly punishment for the sodomitic, gambling and drugged libertine manners of its inhabitant and therefore refuse to let in the displaced.

    When it comes to disaster aftermath managment, the russians are better off than USA because they have that militaristic organization of the society. Japanese are orderly without external orders, but they lack the talent to innovate andpimprovise the way anglo-saxon and jews can do, so any disaster diverging from what they had learned from books paralyzes their emergency management efforts.

  74. Stupid response by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    There are 300 million people in the US. How long do you think 20 million deer will feed them?

    The OP was about taking care of yourself, not 300 million people.

    But also, your response is stupid in another way - deer breed rapidly and in a pinch 20 million deer could almost feed that many people sustainably, especially if you started breeding them.

    But basically for short term, like he was saying he could be eating deer while other people have to do with ration handouts. You don't need to feed 300 million people, just yourself because most people will not prepare to that degree.

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    1. Re:Stupid response by suomynonAyletamitlU · · Score: 1

      The OP was about taking care of yourself, not 300 million people.

      But also, your response is stupid in another way - deer breed rapidly

      You haven't thought it out. If you're hunting for food, you are relying on the fact that there are hundreds of times as much prey as there are predators.

      One deer feeds a couple people for maybe a day or two, if the deer is large enough. Assuming deer double in population once every two year (two deer make two deer in two years), there have to be as many brand new deer at the end of those two years as you ate during those two years. In other words, if you ate deer every day, the population just in your area, just in the population you're targetting has to be on the order of 600-1200 deer. Multiply that by how many people will think this is a good idea.

      Now, you're NOT eating only deer, but if interstate commerce is cut off and game is the only renewable source of food (how many people in any given state farm?), a lot of people are going to panic and decide to take matters into their own hands. And virtually nobody in this country has been trained in sustainable hunting, while guns are so readily available (if not ubiquitous); that means that the number of people who will have the opportunity to do panic-hunting is huge. Gonna argue with them? While they're panicking, and have a gun?

      Suffice it to say, no, game hunting is not going to save us. Period.

    2. Re:Stupid response by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      I addressed the first point. OP will either (a) not be the only one hunting the deer (if he lives in a relatively rural area where a lot of people know how to hunt), or (b) have hard time finding the deer (if he lives in a relatively urban area where they're not likely to be hanging out). Now when the Hell did we start farming them? we're talking about a disaster here. Any kind of significant husbandry program will take months, if not years, to organize. But hey, my response is stupid. Sure.

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    3. Re:Stupid response by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      Nobody was saying, or even implying, it would. It would save a small number: those who were prepared. The rest would rely on looting, the government, hunters, gardeners, or starve. In a large enough, sustained disaster, it would mostly be the latter, because large cities are unsustainable without a massive support network.

      Actually, such a thing would be good, as the current growth rate of the human population is unsustainable. At some point, some such thing will happen, and those who have the skills and tools to survive (hunting and firearms being only a single example) will have much better chances than those who have to rely on others to provide part or all of their basic survival needs.

    4. Re:Stupid response by maxume · · Score: 1

      You seem to think deer all weigh about the same amount as a rabbit. A white tail would feed a couple of people for a week, a mule deer or elk would feed a lot of people for a week.

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  75. Spoiled by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    While you're out, could you gun down a 140-count box of Pampers for me, please?

    It's called a "cloth" and "water" and lasts for infinity.

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  76. mmmm.. A dog's a good meal :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mmmm.. A dog's a good meal :)

  77. I Won't Make It by b4upoo · · Score: 1

    In a great emergency my chances are very poor of survival. Age and disabilities don't help.
                          But on a larger scale the real issue is always avoided. Over population and population density are the big nightmare. Haiti is over populated and that leads to poverty, poor construction, poor choice of housing locations and everything needed to amplify any catastrophe. Japan is not poor. The construction must be pretty good as the amount of metal in the debris indicates better than average construction. But because of the population density numerous nuclear power plants were at hand. Further the amount of chemicals spilled from the tsunami as well as issues such as grave yard leakage, gasoline tanks and industrial chemicals spilled and the close proximity of individuals spreading any disease outbreaks is a nightmare. Imagine the same wave hitting the shore and a total of only ten thousand citizens exposed to the hazards. Japan could easily manage the results if the population was not so great. Worse yet, just like our own. their social systems are so locked together than one problem cause many others even in areas not directly affected by the quakes or the waves. We now have a GM factory shut down in Louisiana due to a lack of parts from Japan.
                          If this tragedy destroys the economy of Japan a world wide depression could easily be a consequence.

  78. Food, Water and Know How by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Overall, I'd say we are prepared for a physical disaster. What we are less prepared for is a financial disaster. If I were to be injured so that I couldn't work, we would be in a tight spot financially. My wife has a graduate degree but has been out of the work force for several years and now's not the best time to be trying to get back in. Anyways, our physical preparedness consists of the following:

    We have just under .25 acres in the Twin Cities. Our most likely disaster is a tornado, followed by minor flooding. I am preparing based on the assumption that I would be able to stay in my house or yard for the short term (weeks, a couple months) until a better location could be found.

    We have probably two month's worth of food in the basement at the moment, and are working on slowly increasing that amount. We also have at least a week's worth of food down there. Most of the food is from an LDS (Mormon) cannery in the Twin Cities and has up to a 30 year shelf life. We only buy food we eat on a regular basis so that we rotate through it regularly without too much effort. I also have a pretty decent sized garden, big enough that we don't have to buy many vegetables in the summer -- we could expand the garden depending on the timing of the disaster and how long we anticipated being without normalcy.

    We have reasonable camping gear (including a good amount of first aid stuff) and regularly use it for fun trips, and I volunteer with the boy scouts -- so we know how to rough it. I am fairly familiar with edible native plants and am working to learn more! I do have a couple of guns in the house for hunting, but there's really nothing to hunt for 40 miles so I find that scenario unlikely in a disaster. We have and use our fishing gear on a regular basis and are within walking distance of the Mississippi river.

    We have a copy of our photos and home movies backed up on a hard drive in the trunk of our cart. We have a briefcase sized fire safe for our important documents.

  79. Gotcha beat by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2

    I'm in the SCA. My entire basement is a survival kit.

    What you call the end of civilization I call a vacation.

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    rediculous.
    1. Re:Gotcha beat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm in the SCA. My entire basement is a survival kit.

      What you call the end of civilization I call a vacation.

      SCA ? Service component architecture ? Sexual Compulsives Anonymous ?

    2. Re:Gotcha beat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:Gotcha beat by rtfa-troll · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing that's Sierra Club of America? I tried searching on Google, but the best that came up was "SCA - Sexual Compulsives Anonymous"; I'm definitely hoping that's not what you meant :-)

      back on topic; yup, when I look at most people's disaster recovery list, it also matches my kitchen stores and camping gear. This is great because it means you have an incentive to keep everything up to date. As perpenso posted below, using your normal supplies is the best way. It means that you don't end up with a big pile of outdated stuff.

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    4. Re:Gotcha beat by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Not sure how far an eye patch or peg leg will get you. You'll also not really do much more up here in PDX than blend in... :/

      http://www.sca.org/
      http://www.dresslikeapirate.com/

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  80. sad story about old people in Japan by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Japan's population is almost one quarter over 65 and most of them live on their own or with family (not institutions). A story in todays NY Times said the elderly have been most likely to have been stranded in their homes where there is no power or heat and running out of food. They either cant drive or get to stations before the gas ran out.

    People who are marginally self-sufficient in ordinary times can suffer in extra-ordinary times like these.

  81. Mostly don't let inventory get to zero ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

    As a California resident there is a genuine necessity to be able to handle a week or so on your own. It can be mostly handled by not letting your inventory of normal items get to zero. Depending on your family size have an extra case or two of bottled water, 3L per person per day. If you need one for reserve then buy two. When you consume one through normal activities buy a replacement. This way you always have 1 to 2 available. Also keep 1-2L in your car in case you end up having to walk home. You can also do something similar with soda and ice tea purchases, have a little extra. These comfort-drinks can offer a little morale boost when you are waiting a few days for the utilities to be restored.

    Similar story for soups and other canned food (and of course a manually operated can opener), snack/energy bars, etc. Buy some more cans/bars when you get halfway through your normal inventory. Similar story for paper plates, bowls and towels. Similar story for a bottle of hand sanitizer (use instead of soap to conserve water if necessary). Also keep are few snack/energy bars in the car with the water.

    Similar story for the charcoal briquettes for your tailgating and backyard BBQs. When the power is going to be out for a few days you don't start eating your canned soups and baked beans, you start barbecuing any meat you have in the freezer.

    Similar story for trash bags (they may need to become your toilet bowl liners when water is out), have an extra box of them plus an extra package of toilet paper and a second bottle of hand sanitizer (one for food plus one for toilet - don't share).

    Your home should already have a first aid kit, fire extinguisher, flashlight and a wrench to turn off the gas line to your house. I suppose to get all survival kit'ish you should get a battery/crank radio that gets AM/FM/NOAA weather band. And of course repeat the previously established pattern for batteries, buy replacements before you run out. Have a flashlight that uses the same batteries as your remote controls.

    I think that largely covers it. Personally I'd be a little more comfortable since I occasionally do overnight backpacking trips so I have that gear as well. When I buy dehydrated food for such trips I tend to buy a dozen packages at a time since there is a price discount for doing so. A dozen packages will last about two years but the packages last five. Obviously these can also be used in a disaster. I get your general point to a degree, you do grossly overstate it though. I've smiled as the person in front of me, who will never do anything beyond car camping if that, is buying dehydrated food packets and coast guard approved water packets for their earthquake kit. However I would never share my thoughts with the person. If having some specialized stuff from the camping store makes them more comfortable than having day-to-day items from the grocery store that's fine. Feeling prepared is good and they are doing far better than the folks who give it no thought at all.

  82. Re:talking about data how safe are the data center by Richard+W.M.+Jones · · Score: 1

    From my experience, I've seen data centres that have two supposedly redundant power supplies (usually this just means two paths into the data centre from the same supplier).

    It seems unlikely/improbable to me that a data centre could be supplied from local diesel generators. The power consumption is just far too great. So your answer is "not safe at all".

    Rich.

  83. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Backpacks for each member of the family with enough clothes/food/emergency gear for 3 days that are light enough for each person to carry.
    A years supply of canned food that we constantly rotate.
    A volcano stove and enough charcoal in waterproof containers to run it for a year.
    A years worth of seeds and a large garden area.
    Other emergency gear such as weapons, hand crank radios, hand wheat grinders, medication, camping gear, hand tools, etc.
    The knowledge to know how to use all of this (perhaps the most important thing of all - thank goodness I was a boy scout).

  84. Here is my list by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Informative

    Home:
    40 cu ft Pantry full of food
    5 gal jug filled with dried beans
    5 gal jug filled with rice
    8000 sqft backyard garden (mostly root crops this time of year)
    5 x 5 gal jug filled with drinking water
    half a cord of Firewood + ax and bow saw for collecting more
    Several sacks of charcoal
    Spare tank of propane
    Box of candles
    Large first aid kit
    Iodine tablets
    Fire extinguisher
    Deep cycle battery + trickle charger + inverter
    Large toolbox full of tools
    Rechargable flashlights in every bathroom
    A fireproof safe, bolted to a concrete floor, containing:
    Original copies of important documents
    Several USB drives with backups
    Cash, other valuables
    AR-15 assault rifle + 500 rounds of ammo + cleaning kit

    pockets:
    cellphone (the lcd screen can be used as a flashlight)
    fine tip sharpie pen
    on keychain:
    4GB USB thumb drive
    mini leatherman (scissors, knife, tweezers, screwdriver)
    screw top tube containing:
    needle+thread, safety pins, waterproof matches,
    asprin, antibiotic pills

    trunk of car:
    Jumper cables
    flares
    First aid kit
    Water
    Breakfast bars
    plastic bags
    duct tape
    epoxy glue
    needles / thread
    parachute cord
    pliers
    screwdrivers
    scissors
    $200 in twenty dollar bills

    1. Re:Here is my list by benjamindees · · Score: 2

      Box of candles
      Deep cycle battery + trickle charger + inverter
      asprin, antibiotic pills
      Jumper cables
      duct tape
      $200 in twenty dollar bills
      matches and lighter
      chopsticks
      sunglasses
      unwaxed dental floss (a good all-purpose string)
      vaseline

      *sigh* Do I really even have to say it?

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    2. Re:Here is my list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No hard currency? (ie, gold, silver, etc...)

      FYI, barring precious metals, spare ammo/food might do.

    3. Re:Here is my list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I envy you Americans. Here in Australia we civilians can't legally get any guns that we could take with us in disaster situations. How do people get doses of Tamiflu? Is it through "back channels"?

    4. Re:Here is my list by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      How do people get doses of Tamiflu? Is it through "back channels"?

      One way you could do it would be to get the flu, beg your physician for a prescription, get it filled, pop it in the freezer, then stick it out like everybody else does. Perhaps wise, if you're worried about a deadly bird flu.

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    5. Re:Here is my list by shikaisi · · Score: 1

      Shoot! A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

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    6. Re:Here is my list by quenda · · Score: 1

      What? No shortwave or CB radio?

    7. Re:Here is my list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok. Ok. You win! You're more paranoid than anyone I've ever met in real life by far.

    8. Re:Here is my list by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      "A full tank of gas, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses."

    9. Re:Here is my list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll bet you're a lot of fun at parties, too.

  85. Saskatchewan: Safe and Boring by recoisiche · · Score: 1

    I live in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada (population 224,300). Here we like to complain about winter a lot, and how hard we have it, and how tough we are to get through it.

    Truth is, Saskatchewan's pretty much one of the safest, uneventful places in the world to live as far as large-scale disasters go. We don't have earthquakes, we don't have volcanoes, and the nearest ocean is about a thousand miles away. We get the occasional tornado, but rarely do they do tons of damage (the deadliest killed 28 people in 1912). A couple years back we had one of the biggest blizzards on record, with two fatalities. Sometimes it rains a bunch, and in the 80's a person drowned in a flooded underpass. That's about it.

    How prepared am I for a major emergency? I rely solely on tap water, I have a couple cans of tuna kicking around, and I generally drive my car until it's almost out of gas before filling up. In short, I'd be totally screwed.

  86. Re:Wrong question: not you but the population matt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the USA would fare badly because of extreme individualism and lack of social coherence. New Orleans was a warning sign, how the rich whites have abandoned the poor negro

    3/10

  87. Re:talking about data how safe are the data center by kiwi_fb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Posting from Christchurch New Zealand. I can talk about a data center here. The recent earthquake was the second one. We had a first one last September.

    Last September the UPS lasted until the diesel generator kicked in. There was never any downtime, that includes the BlueGene/L. Not sure how long the fuel was meant to last but it was enough.

    February's earthquake was another matter. There is now a 5mm wide crack in the middle of the data center (extends about 20m on each side of the building). This generated dust, the automatic system were triggered as for a fire and air conditioning was cut off immediately and then the systems were shutdown automatically in the next five minutes. The gas to extinguish fire was not released, we are not sure why yet. The fuel was not useful at all last February.

  88. Re:talking about data how safe are the data center by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never understood why management isn't in the basement and IT infrastructure on the top floor. It makes a hell of a lot more sense.

  89. Re:talking about data how safe are the data center by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 2

    Your experience is limited. Of course there are generators large enough to run even the largest of datacenters indefinitely--provided fuel source and modulo generator reliability. But their power output is not a problem.

    http://www.manliftgroup.com/manlift_News_PG.php

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  90. Gee, what about civil war? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which is a whole lot more likely to happen than any of the rest...

    Let me see...
    Country filling up with tens of millions of hate filled, selfish third worlders, who think that whites are 'the enemy' and 'holding them down', and 'racist', of course, (so one wonders why they are so keen to come and force themselves onto us), the economy is collapsing due to the fraudulent, counterfeiting fractional reserve banking system (run by Jews, of course), and everything is going to collapse.

    Yet you idiots will keep on telling yourselves that 'racism' is a crime, in other words, protecting yourself and saving your children's lives is a 'crime'...

    White people have the right to have their own countries.

  91. I think I'll be ok. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Solar? Check.
    8kWh battery bank? Check.
    Gas generator? Check.
    Food? 6 months long-life supplies; large active veggie garden; large seed stock; chickens; coldroom
    Water? Borehole, driven off inverter.
    Security? 8 foot wall, electric fence, armed response 3 minutes. Large dogs.
    Weapons? Enough.
    Comms?
      Internet: 3G (3 providers), ADSL, iBurst
      Citywide WiFi mesh (volunteer)
      C-band fixed sat dish
      Ku-band tracking sat dish
      CB
      Cellphone
      Landline
    Location precautions:
    Tsunami / sea level rise exposure: negligible (1600 metres ASL)
    Earthquake risk exposure: negligible (3000+km from nearest fault; situated in centre of an ancient, solid plate.)
    Hurricane, tornado exposure: negligible (none within recorded history)
    Volcano exposure: negligible (non-active area. Closest volcano is 5000+km)
    Localized flooding exposure: negligible. Local area is hilly, I live on a hill.

    Apart from the obvious risk (political exposure) is there anything non-stupid (think meteoroid impact) that I haven't considered?

    3 guesses where I am.

    1. Re:I think I'll be ok. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forgot to add:
        480 Litres petrol (gasoline for the USAites)
        About 300 trees for firewood
        Multi-fuel stove (any gas or liquid hydrocarbon)

  92. no one is prepared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because you can be anywhere when an emergency happens and unless you plan on going everywhere with a rucksack full of supplies, you're not going to be prepared for anything. Your car and your house might have supplies but the odds are, if there's something like a 9.1-magnitude earthquake, you will probably either be on the road or at work. I hope you brought your jetpack.

  93. Um. No. by waldoj · · Score: 1

    Congratulations, you found my home address in...er...1992. Now you just need to create a time machine!

  94. Honestly, no reason for me to prepare. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in an area where it's not really an issue. I'm 300+ miles inland, so tsunamis are a no, hurricanes are tropical storms by the time they reach me, there's never been more than a foot of snow at once in my city, and the area is not geologically active at all. So it really just leaves tornadoes and fires. Both do damage in a very localized area, and I have a fire safe for the things I can't lose. As long as I don't die directly from them, it'd be a small enough affected area that emergency services would be greatly effective. Also, for the ultra-paranoid, I don't live within 50 miles of a nuclear plant, and the city is small enough that nobody would bother with a terrorist attack.

  95. Flood and Forest Fire by waldoj · · Score: 1

    Well, flood and forest fire, yes. My home has a galvanized aluminum roof and is clad in cement fiberboard, so forest fires aren't liable to affect me. And my home is cited on the slope of a mountain perched between a pair of ravines (not that severe, but you get the idea) down which water drains, so flooding would require that the sea level rise a thousand feet. :) Both of these are steps that anybody can and should take when siting a home. The mountain range I'm in hasn't been seismically active for millions of years, so earthquakes aren't a concern.

    But we didn't spring for the astroid or volcano-proofing. :)

  96. My gear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AR 15 + ACOG + Magpul sling+ 420 rounds of ammo pre-loaded in Pmags. (1 in gun, rest on chest)
    XD-45 + Trij Night sights + blackhawk serpa holster + 65 rounds of ammo preloaded in 5 mags (1 in gun, 4 on chest)
    Food (MRE's) + water for 4 days in backpack. (camel back + extra water)
    Communication equipment
    2 sets of firesteel (light, cheap, and just in case)
    A good set of combat boots + spare in backpack
    Wool socks
    Preplanned route (not sheltering in place, gotta make it to family) that stays off main roads and keeps me by water.
    Batteries for Comm gear
    Trashbags (useful for all sorts of stuff)
    Steel wire (useful for all sorts of stuff)
    Combat knife (useful for all sorts of stuff)
    Backup folder knife
    One man tent + sleeping bag
    2 Lifesaver bottles. 6000 liter variety..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhnKB6rsV2o&feature=player_embedded#at=23

    And yes, it's a lot of weight.

    1. Re:My gear by burisch_research · · Score: 1

      2 Lifesaver bottles. 6000 liter variety..

      I'll bet. That's 12 tons of water alone ... my you're fit.

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  97. Re:talking about data how safe are the data center by Richard+W.M.+Jones · · Score: 1

    My experience is in data centres that I've seen and visited, not in power supplies. Show us a significant data centre that promises to run the whole thing from diesel generators.

    Rich.

  98. Not as much as I'd like, but it's a start... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've lived through riots and natural disasters. Some people call me a paranoid emergency prepareness wacko, but as far as I'm concerned I'm just learning from experience. I have materials to harden the home and make an extended stay possible with no outside supplies. I have a small number of supplies set aside for evacuation on short notice if it's needed. I have sufficient weaponry to arm all household members to defend ourselves against looters and such. I currently live in an urban area in the western United States. Here is a partial list of our preparations:

    -Precut materials to cover home windows if needed: 3/8" aluminum plate for ground level windows, 3/4" plywood for higher windows. Barricade materials for doors.

    -7.5KW generator and 50 gallons of gasoline.

    -Lanterns with fuel, woodburning fireplace and plenty of firewood.

    -Alarm system covering all points of entry, with a bank of batteries so it can run for two weeks without an outside source of power.

    -HAM radio base station with battery backup.

    -Two 50 gallon rainwater barrels for washing. Four 50 gallon barrels of potable water. Plenty of water purification filters and chemicals.

    -Approximately three tons of food.

    -Large closet full of medical supplies and medications. If there is even a minor disaster, medical facilities will quickly become maxed out. If things turn bad you can't be sure of the availability of any outside medical help.

    -Nuclear, biological & chemical detectors and equipment, including preventative and treatment medications, decon gear, protective suits, masks with a couple dozen filters for each person and a living area of the home which can be pressurized with clean air to keep out contaminants.

    - About $500 cash per person, plus a couple gold coins and a handful of silver coins per person in case you need to barter and no one values cash.

    -Lastly but most importantly, portable latrine facilities and a few hundred rolls of toilet paper.

    There might be some other preparations I've forgotten, but I think I have the high points listed here.

  99. Logitech by louic · · Score: 1

    I've got a mouse with a battery that lasts for hours, and can be used on any surface because of its dark field laser technology. That should do it.

  100. electricity and oil by xj9578cd · · Score: 1

    I have a small but good solar panel to charge batteries, cell phone, laptop, 12 volt batteries, etc. Most yachting or RV supplies are good for survival. I know how to crack WIFI keys as well, in case the government shuts off the internet, and only a few networks are running. I have also practiced living in an apartment without a fridge. For one winter I went completely fridgeless and ate only dried beans, dried tofu, and dried rice, and kept juice boxes and stuff in a dry pantry, One needs to eat Vitamin B12 if one has no meat. Vitamins are good to have on hand. I also live without a car and ride my bike everywhere, so I dont need gasoline generally, and have a lot of practice collecting things and shopping while carrying items like groceries in my bike basket. At one point I have lived in a squatted building in Berlin Germany without heat or electric. We had a natural gas cannister for the stove and I stole wood from construction sites to burn in a coal oven for heat. I also consider it a matter of ethics that I dont rely on any mainstream culture, like I use Linux instead of windows and know how to fix computers, and also learned Esperanto. I currently live in Portland Maine.

  101. mostly, just missing a solar water distilling rig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a couple of cases of #10 cans of dried food, a generator, an off road/dirt bike, 3KW of solar panels, an electric vehicle(golf cart), 15lb of propane, etc we just need a solar water distilling rig and more gasoline storage for the generator and bike and then we'd be good to go. No comment on protection mechanism, someone will have to find out for themselves. Now, if we have to leave the fortress then that becomes another problem since not all of it will fit into the diesel truck without looking like something out of a Lethal Weapon film.

  102. I guess you've never lived in a major US city by unassimilatible · · Score: 1

    After its sports team wins a championship, let alone experienced a major disruption like the Rodney King riots in LA. We have a lot of knotheads here in the US just waiting for a reason to be knotheaded. That's what hollowpoints are for.

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  103. especially if you started breeding them? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    I'd think that would be a job for the bucks.

    Getting caught with a dead doe would likely be serious a few years after.

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  104. Sounds like you are overdue by unassimilatible · · Score: 1

    Enjoy the meteor.

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    1. Re:Sounds like you are overdue by camperdave · · Score: 2

      There'd be more damage caused if the Maple Leafs ever won the Stanley Cup than a meteor could do.

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  105. Taking stock of supplies is an annual ritual here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Taking stock of supplies is an annual ritual here, never know when the next hurricane will decide to pay us a visit..

    I keep most all the below in sealed rubbermaid containers... easy to grab and load into car if needed, also protects from the elements..

    1. Stock up on non-perishables and items that have long "good by" dates. Soups, pastas, cereals, preserved milk/non-dairy drinks...long-shelf-life non-dairy diet drinks (high protein) , energy bars, etc..

    2. MREs/Heater Meals w/ 3-5 year shelf life may not be your first choice to feed someone on a first date, but if the fit hits the shan, you'll be glad you have some.. I keep a 2 week supply of these alone, rotate/restock when they only have 12-6 months left (donate to local food shelter/women's shelter)

    3. Stock up on things to barter with.. Extra Rum, Whiskey, Wine, and beer can be kept not just to relieve stress but to trade for gas, food, ice, etc... I keep a rubbermaid container with a few of the items in 1 and 2 just for bartering, in addition to a few extra bottles of rum...

    4. Water, water, water.. gallons and gallons of it.. of water.. buckets to fill, water purification gear.. I have several gallons of distilled water, several 12-packs of canned water, and several 24-packs of bottled water.. take whatever amount is recommended by "experts" for you and your family, and triple it..

    5. Repair/mending/cleaning supplies... Duct tape, a few plastic tarps, two ladders (the metal ones that you can easily resize, use as study scaffolding are my preferred), two-part epoxy, nails and screws, can of foam insulation, caulk (marine if you can find it), large garbage bags, tools (enough so that each person in household can do the same thing at the same time), a few sheets of treated (marine if you can find it) plywood, needle+thread if you're handy with them, chainsaw, several fire extinguishers, jumper cables etc..

    6. at least a 2 week supply of food and water for any pets you have.. many people forget this until it's too late...

    7. batteries.. 'nuf said.. take stock of all the items you have that use batteries, and buy double of what you first think to buy...

    8. Gas/fuel treated w/ appropriate Stabil additive.. (for car, generator, chainsaw)

    9. First aid supplies... whatever you think you need, double it.. read up on herbs/foods that can serve similar uses in a pinch, and try to keep extra around, incase..

    10. important documents... originals really should be in a safe deposit box at the bank.. copies at home should be in a "fire-resistant" (no such thing as fire-proof) safe, along w/ a thumb drive and CDs with scanned copies. Keeping a thumb drive of the same in a sealed baggy on your person is also a good idea...

    11. Hunting gear - riffle w/ ammo and cleaning/maintenance supplies, or bow and arrow, if you're handy with them..

    12. if you have friends / neighbors you like/trust... get a set of walkie-talkies to keep in touch w/ each other, make sure everyone keeps them charged...

    13. weather radio

    All this .. and more.. I have APC 1500s on every computer and every TV in the house.. I also have a 12kw nat. gas auto-engageing generator ... And a 6kw PV solar system on the roof.. internet access in this area *should* stay up, as the local provider is legally required to have nat.gas generators to power their gear to maintain phone service .. all lines (phone, cable, power) in my immediate area are underground..

    I keep a few extra items (a smaller version of the above) at my office as well.. and a smaller version of the above in my car... (an even smaller version.. of my stuff...)

  106. Drop your f***ing gun and get a shovel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've got to agree. WTF?! Why do so many US folks - let's not involve Canada in this insanity - list their guns first? Ahead of water, food and medical supplies?!?!

    Penis-size-deprived-US-citizens: here's a clue. The reason Brisbane and Christchurch did not have many more casualties is because when the crap hit the fan, people pulled together as a COMMUNITY. Now, I know a lot of you will be confused by that word, which you've probably not heard before. Look it up on Google.

    Now, go compare it to what happened in Hurricane Katrina. At almost every level. Hmmmm...

    I know you struggle with this concept of community, but if you drop your guns and pick up a shovel and go out there and pull together - you know, like you did towards the end of WWII - it makes a big difference.

    I'm sure some NRA nutjob (now they're a tautology) will suggest guns are good for hunting in a crisis. This might be true in rural areas, but not near the city where the vast majority of the population live. For a start, most of the edible wildlife will be birds, which a large caliber rifle will shred into tiny little useless pieces. But vastly more importantly, lots of armed people in an urban situation is one paranoid idiot away from a gunfight. And that's the last thing you need in a crisis situation.

    1. Re:Drop your f***ing gun and get a shovel by shinehead · · Score: 1

      Maybe you live in an ethnically/culturally homogeneous place. In the U.S. this "give us your huddled masses" bullshit has left us with a polyglot rabble and NO sense of community. On top of that add the "me first" individualism that everyone wants to adopt. When it hits the fan don't mess with me, one of my weapons is belt fed.

    2. Re:Drop your f***ing gun and get a shovel by penix1 · · Score: 1

      mighty broad brush you got there sparky. Not all of the US are full of self-serving asshats like yourself. There are many communities here that do care about their neighbors especially in rural areas. Snobbery aside, I would venture to say that US citizens in general are a generous and compassionate people. Try not to prove me wrong on the m'kay...

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    3. Re:Drop your f***ing gun and get a shovel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I'm from the US, and I thought it was going to be about whacking someone with a shovel and take their gun.

  107. As a NZ Quake Survivor... by ThePeices · · Score: 1

    I live in Christchurch, New Zealand, where we had the damaging 7.1 and 6.3 quakes. I can tell you from personal experience, having an up to date survival kit is essential. Or multiple ones spread out in various locations in case you cannot get to it.

    It doesnt take much time, effort or money to get yourself prepared, and I found that having a wind-up radio/torch, plenty of water, food etc made all the difference. If you have one, a tent would be a good investment. It depends on your location. A wind-up or solar powered cellphone charger would be a good idea too, we found the cell networks held up quite well considering the load and lack of power.

    Judging from Slashdot comments, I guess the Americans would probably want to add a few shotguns, pistols, maybe an assault rifle or three, and a backpack full of ammunition into their kits too. Upon second thought, maybe a sniper rifle ( or hunting rifle if you cant afford one ), a few grenades and kevlar armor wouldnt go amiss for them too. Do you guys have a need for anti-personnel landmines and anti-tank missiles yet? If so, add that to your survival list too.

    1. Re:As a NZ Quake Survivor... by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      What kind of grenades? Flash-bang, Smoke, frag?

      All of the above?

      Also, land mines are useless unless you're in a war zone. Either there's too much population around and they'll go off, or you're in the country somewhere and a deer will set it off.

      Anti-tank missiles are too expensive. You'll want to look into an alternative. Unless they're sending a heavy tank after you, a .50 caliber rifle might do the trick.

      Oh, I see. You're joking. Well, part of disaster preparedness is thinking about stuff like this instead of just brushing it off as ludicrous.

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  108. the basement is where all the data / power lines c by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    the basement is where all the data / power lines come in at and it's a lot easier to add power / data links to the lower levels then running them up to the top.

    also it's cooler down there

  109. Only in Slashdot... Data before Family by DontScotty · · Score: 1

    "How prepared are you to do deal with a disaster affecting your region? Is your data safe? What about your family?"

    Only in Slashdot would the safety question be asked first about data, then about the family!

  110. Re:Are u mad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Japs"? Well, that says everything about how seriously anyone should take your opinion, you racist fuck.

  111. And it won't matter by Cyberax · · Score: 1

    And it won't matter. If it's a natural disaster like in Japan and you are forced to move somewhere with a lot of other refugees, then your guns will only weigh you down and probably cause unnecessary tensions in relations with other people. Would you allow some stranger to sleep in your house if they carry a small arsenal?

    And if it's a Mad Max scenario then your toys for shooting cans are worse than useless, they'll mark you as a good target for robbers and local gangsters. Your best bet is to forget everything and join the military (or whatever replaces it) as soon as possible - there's a strength in numbers.

    It's possible that you'll be able to organize a self-defense committee, but it's far from certain and requires people with good leadership skills.

  112. How.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm urban, I would have to rely on local city and state assistance in a major catastrophe. Even if small situations, its difficult. I live in an apartment on the border of DC. Over this winter when the snow started most people around here know a lot of us were without power for up to a week. My small apartment building is not insulated well and everything is electric, no gas stove or water heater, so its freezing after the first night. Further more the first night of the storm a full size tree fell and blocked off the only road out of the complex. We waited for power which never came, we waited for the tree to be moved, it never was. I was lucky enough to have family in Baltimore who picked me up and shuttled me to their house. The tree was moved after three days, the power was back after a week. I can't plan to provide my self heat in almost freezing temperatures. I can't plan to be able to move a full size tree. It's a small apartment, I can't keep that much food and water in stock. I have a flash light and candles, who doesn't. The worst part after the first 2 nights of staying there was I was out of cigarettes after the first night and all the shops in walking distance were closed for days. Lesson learned, emergency smokes are key.

  113. Have briefcase, will travel by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

    I have a nice leather satchel style briefcase. It converts to a knapsack via a D-ring on the top, under the grab-handle.
    It is made from 3 pieces of 1/8" thick full-grain leather, no snaps or zippers, oversized leather outer straps to accomodate extra cargo such as a tent or sleeping bag. I've carried 50lbs of gear in it on 12hr long hikes and if necessary, can live out of it. It's built to last 100 years and is guaranteed for that time. In it I keep my laptop, a 1st aid kit, field glasses, LED mini-maglite, umbrella, magnesium fire-starter, radio, compass, watch and flask.

    My briefcase goes with me wherever I go.
    I am always prepared. That was half the reason for buying it.

  114. A Country Boy Can Survive by wynand1004 · · Score: 1

    "I've got a shotgun, a rifle, and a four-wheel drive. A country boy can survive." - Hank Jr.

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  115. Re:talking about data how safe are the data center by Dan541 · · Score: 1

    In chaos you can probably just bulldoze your own anyway. They might even think you're a part of the clean up effort.

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  116. european... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is an american site? I never saw the sign...

    will I have to find a new nerd hangout... ?

    seriously this isn't the first time I saw an article/poll biased towards the american readership. And its very easy to just remake this into: is YOUR COUNTRY prepared for... killer monkey invasion from venus. (it is by the way).

  117. Can you band together? by dbIII · · Score: 1
    How about you and everyone that lives around you standing between yourself and chaos? That's what happens when everyone pulls together after a disaster.
    What you are describing might make a good movie and may appeal to anarchists but would be a pretty shitty life.

    Then again, failure of less fit members to survive might not be such a bad thing for our species.

    No more babies then? You really haven't thought this through very well and have instead gone for the romantic anarchist "I can be a hero" script.

  118. The Hexayurt and Simple Critical Infrastructr Maps by vkg · · Score: 1

    The hexayurt is an ultra-simple geodesic dome design ideal for mass production in an emergency - just straight cuts with a table saw across plywood, or hand cut insulation boards. They're all over Burning Man but ideal for serious work too

    http://www.boingboing.net/2011/03/17/hexayurt.html (public domain, too)

    Simple Critical Infrastructure Maps
    http://files.howtolivewiki.com/Dealing%20in%20Security%20JULY%202010.pdf
    is a CC-licensed infrastructure mapping tool which has been partially adopted by the US .mil community for teaching disaster response. Can be really useful for understanding what you actually need to prepare *for*.

  119. US will just shoot the shit out of itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The USA will be totally fucked when a major disaster comes their way. All the other majors recently have been in countries without huge gun issues . only USA is a fucked up gun crazy country - they will blow themselves to bits when they need to co-operate to beat a major disaster.

    Cyclone Larry & Yasi survivor. No Power or clean water for over a month, limited comms and access. No guns!

  120. Bananas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bananas are the single most nutritionally complete food. They don't provide everything you need, but they provide more than any other single foodstuff found in nature.

    1. Re:Bananas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bananas are the single most nutritionally complete food. They don't provide everything you need, but they provide more than any other single foodstuff found in nature.

      Not sure where you got that idea, but eggs beat bananas on NDA for every essential nutrient except magnesium and potassium. Pity they're both perishable!

  121. Add another 40 gallons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You stand a much better chance of survival if you can find a viable source of fresh water: look no further than your home's hot water tank if you need to do this... once your power fails and the gas is shut off, you'll have a plentiful supply of fresh water -- 40 gallons or more -- that could potentially last a person for weeks if not months... one liter a day per person.

  122. LDS folks are trained to keep staples for a yr by LandGator · · Score: 1

    LDS churches program their congregants to keep a year's worth of staples on hand, plus there are larger secret storehouses.

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  123. Emergency Preparedness Checklist by janwedekind · · Score: 1

    It's important that the emergency services can rely on citizens to be autonomous in terms of food for a certain amount of time.
    http://www.fema.gov/pdf/library/epc.pdf

  124. Re:talking about data how safe are the data center by quetwo · · Score: 2

    Data center not too far from my house has the capabilities to run their entire center off diesel generators. They test it once a month. http://www.liquidweb.com/datacenter/datacenter3.html

  125. Downloaded by Frankie70 · · Score: 1

    You probably downloaded it from here

  126. Quite Simple, Actually? by IonOtter · · Score: 1

    Don't panic.

    If you keep calm enough to think logically, you can survive any event that doesn't immediately remove sufficient body mass to cause death within 24 hours.

    This has been demonstrated over and over again, from tens of thousands of "survival stories" from all cultures, all walks of life.

    If you'd like a serious education in this, look up the Ray Mears Collection on various torrent sites.

    No matter what knowledge you carry with you, and no matter what tools, weapons or supplies you might have: if you lose your calm, you are dead.

    Anything after that, such as stockpiling or prepping an emergency kit, is just making the ordeal that much easier and more comfortable.

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  127. First of all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Is your data safe? What about your family?

    Slashdot: know your priorities.

  128. am I the only one? by Nyder · · Score: 1

    Who enjoyed those books where pretty much everyone else died in the world and you were left to fend for yourselves?

    Always thought that would be paradise/heaven/utopia.

    Probably explains why I am a loner.

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  129. Secondary financial disaster by beachdog · · Score: 1

    Most of us will be on the edge of a disaster. I mean, the worst of it will be 20 miles away.

    The background fact, not much reported is big disasters have a multi-year time span.

    As modelled by the hurricane damage to New Orleans, the time span of the disruption is years for many affected people.

    Modest home reserves will ease the 1 week food and water problem.

    For my household, the really big problem will be to keep making mortgage payments if either wage earner loses a job.

    The stupid over priced California housing market for the last 10 years is a secondary financial disaster ready to spring into operation as soon as an earthquake knocks down a freeway or a bridge.

    And the miserable thing about the secondary financial disaster is when you miss 3 payments in a row, your home equity is about to be wiped out. No crash, no boom, no drama. Just a foreclosure.

    I have been playing around with using 1% savings and loan banking as a way to de-leverage the single family home business. Get out from under the mountain of mortgage debt in an orderly and legal way.

    http://talkabout.hmbreview.com/topic.php?t=7101&c=10&d=

    1. Re:Secondary financial disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As modelled by the hurricane damage to New Orleans, the time span of the disruption is years for many affected people.

      Let's be clear though, there was very little *hurricane* damage in N.O..The full force of the storm hit Mississippi and Alabama.. More forgotten, and more self-reliant .. Seems they had to be..

      The damage in N.O. was mostly due to flooding, that was the result of poorly maintained levies.. The levies is N.O couldn't have withstood a direct hit by a tropical storm, never-mind a hurricane...

      So, in the end, you are correct.. N.O. should serve as a warning.. We should be doing much much more in terms of maintaining and modernizing critical infrastructure...

  130. I live in Christchurch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

        1. Pet food. Most people have stuff for themselves in the pantry/fridge/freezer to last a few days, but may not have enough pet food. Make sure you have enough cans stocked for a few days, a FIFO queue of petfood cans. Smelly enticing petfood at that. I didn't have any so I had to go to a dairy ("convenience store") a few k's away and pay some exhorbitant cost, like $5/can or something (not increased, just normal high prices).

        2. Drinks. In my case, diet coke, coke zero, pepsi max. Sure, I can live without it, but it's a bitch for two reasons, first is that water was not immediately available or safe for a period, second, I NEED MY CAFFEINE! Make sure you have it stocked enough for a few days. I only had a day's worth but luckily I went and bought a bunch the next day, a few days later and there was very little coke or pepsi max left for sale in the city, seriously, supermarkets had exhausted supplies. It reminded me of Airplane! - "We're also out of coffee.".

        3. Power generation, mobile internet. Specifically, assuming you have a car, have a way to power your mobile and laptop from it, and if you have a generator, all the better (but have the stuff for the car too). Have at least one mobile internet USB stick. I didn't have either, but luckily power was only out for a few hours so didn't need it, if it had been longer, I could have bodged something up, or more likely, left town. But I am now working on the gen-set I've been building, for the next time.

        4. Radio. Have a transistor radio. Our power company sent us one after the 7.1 quake in September. It came in handy. Thanks Meridian Energy, even if you do charge like a wounded bull.

        5. Torch ("flashlight"). Batteries too. Buy a 20 pack of plain old alkaline batteries, AA size. I had a couple 20 packs of AA's and one of AAA's handy. By luck more than design. They were handy. Especially for #6 at night.

        6. Spade. For digging your long drop.

        7. A motorcycle. Getting around was (and still is) a PITA in a car with arterial roads shut down and large amounts of damage to other roads, lucky I have two motorbikes. Police are/were (no, are) too busy with other stuff to care about the legality of your motorbike, the number of unregistered dirt bikes around the place... if it gets the job done.

  131. Not highly Prepared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Got Medical supplies (wide range)

    Tape and silicone to seal doors and windows. Propane Gas. Canned food. 40 liter of fresh water all the time. And 3 VERY sharp Kitchen knifes (A knife never runs out of ammo).

    Experience in Blackouts (3 days a month no electricity where common where i used to live)

    I know its not that of a survival kit, but better then nothing

  132. Re:talking about data how safe are the data center by mrand · · Score: 1

    I never understood why management isn't in the basement and IT infrastructure on the top floor. It makes a hell of a lot more sense.

    Because management gets to decide what goes in the basement. Why would they waste a perfectly good view by giving it to the servers and routers?

          Marc

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  133. From Dr. Strangelove: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Major T. J. "King" Kong Pilot of attacking B-52: "Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff".

  134. Prepared? by MrMacman2u · · Score: 1

    I'm not "prepared" for a disaster in the truest sense of the word. "Prepared" alludes to the fact that some conscious and extra effort has been taken in order to have something to "fall back" on when you are hit with the unexpected.

    I think the better word for me is simply "ready".

    I grew up in a rural area and was often out in the woods or field without proper tools or away from modern conveniences so I began to develop what I later learned is called an "Every Day Carry" and just made having a wide and flexible variety of tools and supplies constantly ready and always available.

    Right now on my person I have an iPhone 4, a 3" lockback pocket knife, small bags, a spare key in my wallet, my wallet, chapstick (shut up lol!), 50 feet of paracord, and a very compact belt sheath holding a leatherman, a 16gb usb flashdrive, a 700 lumen LED flashlight with spare battery and a small waterproof bison tube with needle, thread and firesteel...

    I cannot be found without these items so long as I'm clothed. While my car and home is better equipped, if I was suddenly thrust into the middle of nowhere or into a disaster situation, I'm already carrying 99% of what I need to make it indefinitely assuming ANY resources are available (ie-game, trees, water) using what I'm already carrying and survival skills that were learned growing up.

    Everything else extra is just frosting on the cake of survival.

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  135. A bit 60's. don't you think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nuclear bunkers? Commies? Y2k? We don't even have a name for it anymore, we just get freaked out about being alive. Lame.

  136. No worries bitch, I'll go to Tecate Mexico by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's been said that SoCal is at great risk of a major earthquake.
    But don’t forget the aftermath of hurricane katrina, (in the South). And before that the 9-11 terrorist attacks, (northeast ).
    What I'm saying is tha tragedy can strike anywhere in our Country, including whatever red neck slump you might be in.
    Thanks, (bitch) ;)

  137. Re:talking about data how safe are the data center by heypete · · Score: 2

    Hurricane Electric ran their Fremont datacenter on generator power for about one week during power equipment maintenance by the local electric company (evidently power was going to be unreliable for that week, so they opted to run full-time on the generator rather than switch on and off frequently), according to a rep I met with several years ago. He claims they burned through about 5,000 gallons of diesel during that time.

    Their generator is big.

  138. Priorities by anandy · · Score: 1

    Our city will be decimated in an earthquake but the local gov't is quite good at building nice bike lanes. Local experts claim that our bridges, schools, and many downtown buildings are toast after an earthquake yet nobody seems to be able to do anything about it.

  139. Re:Are u mad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL I really never understood why shortening Japanese to Japs is racist. Must be another anal retentive 'merican thing.

  140. rly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next volcano on Iceland could cover Ireland in ashes, for years.
    Cant be good for lungs or somthing.

    Btw, i cant understand why anyone lives on Iceland anyway.
    It's a temporary settlement, doomed to end.

    We should begin relocating all Earth's populations away from dangerous
    areas now, before shit happens. I hear Mongolia has wide open spaces
    avalible. Mmmm Siberia... brrrr

    People keep using the word 'disaster'. The *disaster* is that people live
    there in the first place.

    I also think all humans should be backward-compatible with nature.
    Basic survival and emergency skills should be as basic as reading and
    writing. (i dont mean guns for deer-hunting and zombie-control)

    (btw, i'm deeply suprised that Japan dont have robots that fix nuclear-plants.
    Oh well, mayby for next time)

  141. Who Could Argue? by __aasofm1588 · · Score: 1

    I tried to discuss disaster preparedness with my friends: they balked and reared like I was going to bunker down with an ammo and gold cache in Montana. Why do people spend more energy arguing against preparedness than it would take to buy some jugs of water and a box of non-perishables? My wife and I took a CERT training course and point anyone who'll listen to http://www.ready.gov/ and http://72hours.org/. I backup non-confidential medical records on Google Health (www.google.com/health/ - useful when going to different providers) and put my pets' records on an old thumb drive.

    1. Re:Who Could Argue? by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Because it's like trying to talk to a kid to be prepared that Mommy and Daddy could get into a car accident and die.

      They don't like thinking of the implications of water/power failure.

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  142. I am always prepared Arctic Desert Jungle by NSN+A392-99-964-5927 · · Score: 1

    Basically if the entire world blew up and my house fell down I have enough kit to help at least 4 people survive without any trouble whatsoever. Mind you I am trained in Arctic/Desert/Jungle so I can live in extreme circumstances and have kit always there.

    Like Ray Mears I know my beans so if you really want to know how to survive, get someone highly qualified to take you out to the wilderness with just the clothes you are wearing for two days. Learn off the bushmen, tribesmen, aboringinal's, indian's etc. If in the USA go to Montana and stick it out or a winter in Yellowstone National Park.

    I have been all over the world and learned key skills and very highly trained in a Military sense. and yes Rambo is a pussy, so go to West Virginia and learn some phat skills with the Navy Seals.

    Have fun, learn and then realise a lot of things you have in life for comfort means nothing. Happy hunting!

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  143. ARE YOU A SCHNEIER? by RichiH · · Score: 1

    ARE YOU A SCHNEIER?

    (No one will get that one and I burned 5 mod points just to post it. I laughed to myself, though)

  144. Its not to bad if you don't panic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speaking from personal experience - our house went under in the recent Brisbane floods (Australia), we weren't to bad. Data wise - excellent, all our crucial and personal data is backed up via dropbox - documents, bank details etc. 6 hours after we evacuated, I was checking our email and bank accounts via our friends mac.

    Also we had all our paperwork - mortgage, insurance etc in one box which we took with us. Night of the flood we had water, dry food (including pet food), batteries, torches, radio etc all ready. Car was prepacked. Dog and cats were crated and ready to roll. Admittedly we had a few hours warning, but even if we'd been down to minutes we still would have got the bare essentials - ourselves, our pets, our papers out in time.

    Neighbours - classic bad examples. Woke them at 2:30am to tell water was literally at their doorstep - they freaked. Literally *didn't* know a flood was coming. Had to verbally bitch slap them to get moving. No torches, nothing prepped. Had to talk them through packing their car and getting it out before they were trapped.

    Sounds like we were calm cool and collected - but it took a real effort of will. When the shit hits the fan, its amazing how hard it hits. Getting up at 2:30am to see that huge sheet of water just feet away from our house - a real blow to the gut, words fail me. If a real sudden emergency like the Japanese Tsunami hit - I'd hope I could be as smart and gusty as so many of them were.

  145. One is None, Two is One. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The rest is OPSEC.

  146. 8. Slashdot mod points by munch117 · · Score: 1

    For modding up well-informed posts like the parent.

  147. Crazies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's funny how just a few years ago people who planned for disaster were those "crazy" survivalists and now their mainstream "preppers". Suddenly with all we've seen happen in the last 25 years it all makes sense.

    I've got my food, my generator, medical supplies and plenty of noise makers to keep me and my family safe until order is restored and you won't find me begging for help.

  148. Living in a Hurricane zone... by VoiceOfSanity · · Score: 1

    I have usually been quite prepared for a disaster, consider the number of storms that I have been through. From Hurricane Betsy (1965) and Camille (1969) to more recent storms such as Hurricane Ivan (2004) and Katrina (2005), you learn that being prepared is always the best plan. For example:

    Living in northwest Florida, there are not many routes that can take you out of a potential hurricane landfall area. You have Interstate 10 and US 90 and 98 that go east-west, but the only major roads north-south are either past Tallahassee or Mobile. And by major I mean Interstate highways capable of handling some of the traffic levels you can see during an evacuation. For New Orleans and Southeast Louisiana, evacuation routes can (and do) become over-saturated, and you can find yourself going only 80 miles in 12 hours if you wait too long.

    If you decide to stick it out, you're better off having already stocked up on supplies, such as water, canned foods and other essentials for surviving the storm. Owning a gas-powered generator means also having some gas stored somewhere safe, to provide power for the absolute essentials (and I'm speaking of power to run the fridge and a fan for cooling, not your computer system here.) Oddly enough, cellphones will become useless as many towers will be damaged or destroyed by the storm, but a land-based line (the plain old telephone) will continue to be available.

    Once the storm is over and you're stuck in that time between services being brought back up (power was out for a week during Ivan where I was living previously) you can try to get additional supplies. Some stores will manage to get back operational such as Wal-Mart and Publix, but with only limited offerings to the public. And you will have disaster relief services coming in such as the Red Cross and National Guard, bring in supplies such as bottled/canned water and MREs. Just don't count on them as your sole source of supplies, however.

    Unfortunately, you also have to deal with your workplace, and depending on the kind of business they are, you might be required to be back to work within days of the storm passing. In my case, Ivan passed on Wednesday night and Thursday, and I had to be back to work on Monday to help in getting the worksite back up and operational.

    I've moved since then to the Texas coastline, which means I still need to take precautions for hurricanes. Can't seem to get away from the Gulf...

  149. Re:Ah. Survival. - the longer term view by shomon2 · · Score: 1

    I think the problem is long term survival - finding ways to meet your needs with something other than supplies or guns. If just you are lumbered with lots of stuff, or lots of weapons there is going to be someone stronger than you or someone who will work day and night to get what you have, but if you have skills and knowledge, you are better as a friend to these people. So here is your list but with some inventions and ecological solutions I've seen used a few times in open hardware/green circles, where a lot of the idea behind it takes from open source directly - the idea that you have to share knowledge openly:

    Blankets/sleeping bags: learn to sow, knit, weave old clothes to make new ones, or get inventive with plastic bags or tyres to make woven baskets and footwear. You can make plastic bags into a waterproof coat if you iron the bits together wrapping them first in baking paper. Tyre is really durable and can get you really far making stuff with it. All you need to make shoes is a relatively varied amount of them, inner tubes are nice and soft, a sharp knife and some nails. If it is really wet and you need impermeable footwear, bags to the rescue again: just wrap your socks in plastic bags and they will stay dry, avoiding infection, trenchfoot etc in a wet/flooded situation.

    Drinking water:make a freshwater filter - all you need is sand, stones and somewhere for the water to pass through, in hot places using solar ovens to boil your water (and to cook food without needing to cut down a forest a year just to heat food), also I hear there are simple ways of preparing water for drinking by just leaving it closed in a plastic container in the sun for a couple of hours.

    Food: organic and permaculture based farming. Permaculture is more of a way of designing a way of living - with limited resources, and it's what was famously used in Cuba after the USSR collapsed and no more food or fuel was available from there. They all lost weight but by embracing this and doing without fertilizers they still managed to avoid mass starvation and everyone was relatively comfortable, and a lot better off once the organic harvests kicked in.

    Ovens: the simplest indigenous ovens are just a hole in the ground with a fire on the bottom, that you puyt the food in and cover up with leaves and earth(kind of a slow pressure cooker), but you can also, with some practice, make a kiln - a bread making oven made out of mud, which will last about a week, and produce some tasty stuff for quite a large group of people...

    Refrigerating food so it'll last longer: a couple of clay pots and water will produce a nice effect where the sand absorbs the heat from any food you put in the smaller pot: put the small pot inside the big one, fill the rest of the big one with sand, and pour some water in with it. The water will evaporate and the sand will get a lot cooler. So you have a little refrigerator. Keeping your stuff in a cool dark place can achieve the same effect, but the pots idea is much more lightweight and mobile.

    Lights: solar lights(the garden ones for example are usually to be found quite cheap), windup lights, small LED circuits that you can make yourself from sites like instructables or make magazine, a few carefully placed mirrors can bring lots of light to a room so that you don't need to rely on electricity working all the time or on having enough money to pay the bill. A couple of medium sized solar panels and a 12v battery from a car can give you lots of much needed electric power for night time lighting, recharging devices and all kinds of other uses.

    Cooking: again solar ovens are brilliant and aren't only good for producing drinking water, but also for slow cooking some brilliant meals. Instructables this week is showing off a permanent design for one that rotates to follow the sun all day. Wood gas heaters are easily made from tin cans and some old newspaper or some sticks. It doesn't use up loads of fuel (which is fossil based anyway so creating more catastrophes the more you burn it, and li

  150. Emergency prep fails in a national psychosis. by thumper666 · · Score: 2

    My ancestors escaped Russia in pre-WWI, because they saw which way the wind was blowing. If they had followed the advice of "survivalists" and "emergency prep gurus", including those in this thread, they would be dead.

    The thing that no one (and no one in this thread talks about it either) talks about as a component of emergency preparedness is having infrastructure in another country to sustain you: bank accounts, storage lockers, businesses, and a second passport to get there. A storage locker in a foreign country can run as little as $20 a month, and a foot locker in a friend's garage there often is free. For as little as $500 you can have an entirely separate life to get to in the event your current country goes psychotic - and yet no one does this.

    "Bugging in" doesn't work if the local disaster is longer than 3 weeks in length as you become a target after local supplies are exhausted.

    "Bugging out" to the countryside doesn't work either, as then you're more isolated and are a target as well.

    When my ancestors saw the conscription and farm confiscations, they set up a base of operations in Chicago with distant relatives. They had a trunk pre-packed in the cellar. When the government came to town and started grabbing all the males for the army, they grabbed the trunk, hopped a boat, and were running a successful butcher shop in Chicago three months later. Everyone who stayed died or was enslaved - the "bugged in" ones had their houses burned down around them and the "bugged out" ones were rounded up and shot eventually.

    Their successful business also allowed my great-grandfather's family to send money and supplies to anticommunist groups at virtually no risk to himself in the US, and they were proud when the USSR finally fell. Their old bug-out trunk is still in my basement, and I have the first money my family ever made in the US hung in a frame on the wall, it's a 1904 Morgan silver dollar.

    In another part of my family, all their eggs were in one basket despite being wealthy. They didn't leave the country when the Nazis took power, and as a result half of them died in death camps.

  151. Ham Radio by waldoj · · Score: 1

    That's the one really important thing that you've got, that most others don't—a ham radio. That would be worth its weight in gold in any isolating disaster that lasted more than a couple of weeks.

    1. Re:Ham Radio by linuxpyro · · Score: 1

      That's something you have to be careful about. If you transmit to try to call out for help or to keep in touch, others may be listening in. And while you may not be saying anything that is very sensitive, the fact that you're transmitting could allow people to triangulate your position. If this happens, then someone you might not want to meet could end up knowing your location and that you have a ham radio. I suppose this isn't as much of a problem if you use a directional antenna and bounce off the ionosphere (harder for random people on the ground to pick up), but still something to think of.

      On the other hand in a pinch it would be very good to have. And if nothing else, being able to listen in could be vital too. Just make sure you have a backup power source.

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  152. real survival by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

    The ultimate survival scenario would be something along the lines of a chicxulub-sized meteor/comet strike, nuclear/biological war, a plague, or an extra-terrestrial attack, a food-chain collapse, or some combination of these. The first consideration in such a scenario is to be one of the survivors in the first place. Most people would be dead. An intentional attack, whether from a foreign government, terrorists, or aliens would almost certainly be aimed at the most populated areas. Basically major cities. Just living in any sufficiently remote area would save you from most attacks that are not aimed at destroying either the planet itself (i.e. a neutronium or micro black hole "bomb", food-chain collapsing device or ultra-lethal bioweapon) or all life. Other than a ready to launch self-sufficient spaceship and sufficient advanced warning, there is obviously no defense against destruction of the planet itself and not much defense against any plan specifically designed to destroy all life on earth. A sufficiently advanced alien civilization with the technology for interstellar travel would probably also have the technology to simply sterilize the earth, but maybe not.

    If you do not live in a remote area, then to survive the inital blast wave and immediate aftermath of a nuclear attack with high levels of ambient radiation and airborne radioactive particulates you would need some kind of bunker or underground home to shield you from the initial blast and to provide a filtered air supply (which standard home construction is simply not designed to do). If you live on the coast a sufficiently deep underwater habitat may serve the same function and provide even greater protection from the searing heat wave of a nuclear blast.

    If you live far enough outside the blast radius that the initial pressure wave is not strong enough to destroy your structure then an above ground habitat with a fully sealed, pressurized, filtered and/or scrubbed environment and lead-lined and/or water-filled walls might be sufficient initial protection. Ideally you would also want an air-lock with decontamination system, a lead-lined space suit and full-faced respirator so that you could venture outside from time to time. The same system would also serve you well in a biological warfare or plague scenario. Perhaps a geodesic dome or igloo built entirely out of lead bricks?

    For a near extinction event, maintaining a long term source of electricity would be very important for many reasons. Perhaps the most important would be to power a laptop computer. There would of course be no internet, but you could maintain an up to date copy of vast knowledge sources such as wikipedia, real encyclopedias, and how-stuff-works on the hard drive, the knowledge from which would be indispensable for both long and short term survival. Also a full set of paper encyclopedias would be priceless.

    Unless you have the knowledge to find, extract, and refine underground oil reserves (or make bio-diesel) every internal combustion engine on the planet suddenly becomes nothing more than scrap metal. At first glance photovoltaic cells would seem to be an excellent power source in a post-apoc world, but they have some pretty serious problems. The most important of which is that they have a finite and relatively short lifespan. Usually no more than 20 years and often less. They are also extremely fragile and difficult to repair if damaged. Especially with the tools and conditions in a post-apoc world. To have lasting value as post-apoc tech you would have to be able to manufacture them which involves being able to produce silicon wafers and P-N junctions. Essentially you are talking about diode/transistor and overall semiconductor manufacturing methods. OTOH photovoltaics may be the only practical power source in the event of serious environmental contamination where to leave your habitat at all means death. By the time the PV panel dies in 10-20 years it may be safe to venture outside.

    Wind and water and steam generators used either as a direct power

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    1. Re:real survival by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

      See also my own comments here on putting together knowledge about self-replicating infrastructre:
      http://www.kurtz-fernhout.com/oscomak/
      http://www.pdfernhout.net/princeton-graduate-school-plans.html

      Others:
      http://www.islandone.org/MMSG/aasm/
      http://lifeboat.com/ex/main

      You might like this guy's writing starting from a charcoal furnance to make a machine shop from scrap:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_J._Gingery

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  153. Re:Are u mad? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    The main reason the US has so many people in jails is stupid drug laws. I'd bet far less than half of the prison population here would be a danger to the general public because of firearms issues.

  154. Christchurch has few guns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm in Christchurch, and you guys talking about guns are nuts. You'd make a difficult situation completely untenable. People don't help armed strangers, if you need a SWAT escort for every fire service or ambulance event, or even every utility call, you're going to gum the works up forever.

  155. whatever: i'll be at the neighbors south of borde by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tragedy can happen anywhere in the US including whatever red neck slump you are.
    Therefore, I chose to go to the neighbors (Mexico). They don’t have as much enemies as we do.
    At this point in time, it's very unlikely they would be under a nuclear attack for example.
    Sadly, they also could be affected by radiation .(worse case scenario).
    I'll send you a postcard while drinking pina colada in Acapulco.

  156. More preparedness through SR space habitats by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    See: http://lifeboat.com/ex/main

    Or some ideas I was working towards over two decades ago:
    http://www.pdfernhout.net/princeton-graduate-school-plans.html
    "Self-replicating habitats could be built in space, underwater, underground, in the desert, or elsewhere. A habitat would consist of many square miles of enclosed land used for living, farming, and recreation. Examples of such enclosures are a cluster of kilometer high geodesic domes in the desert, a collection of hundred meter diameter spheres underwater, and a ten kilometer diameter dough nut-shaped O'Neill habitat rotating in space. The land area inside the habitat would have tall trees, and grassy fields. It would be designed explicitly to seem extremely open and natural to the thousands of people living inside. Each habitat would have its own power plant, running from solar, nuclear, or ocean-thermal energy. Each habitat would have attached manufacturing facilities for processing raw materials into finished goods. The raw materials would come from the area immediately surrounding the habitat, like the sea floor, the desert sands, or asteroids in space. Each manufacturing facility would have all the equipment needed to replicate itself and the attached habitat.
        Why do I want to build these habitats? Most people would agree there is at least a one percent chance the human race will wipe itself out within the next century through a nuclear or biological war. The issue isn't even necessarily about our politicians making mistakes. The fallibility of the Soviet missile command computer technicians is what worries me most. Like anyone else familiar with computers, I know how easy it is to make a mistake with one. Beyond accidental warfare, expanding populations and industrial pollution threaten our lives just as much. I feel that even if there is only a one percent chance of ecological disaster over the next century, I want to do my best to ensure human survival in that case.
        Most people do not think about these issues, or if they do, rapidly dismiss the problems as too large and impossible to do anything significant about. I feel I have an alternative to apathy or despair. Some habitats in space or underwater would probably survive a nuclear war. Unlike bomb shelters, they would provide an intact technological and cultural base from which to regrow our civilization. If there is not a war, they would still serve the useful function of providing more living space for expanding populations. Being a closed environmental system, they would also make people focus on recycling industrial pollution back into raw materials, leading to safer industries and a cleaner environment. "

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  157. Dmitry Orlov: Social Collapse Best Practices by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1
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  158. A bit of history on ISP survivability. by hendrikboom · · Score: 1

    Immediately after the 9/11 bombing one of the main switching centres for one of the larger US ISP's (I forget which one) had its power cut. It continued to provided uninterupted service for 24 hours from battery power. This was a real boon to one of my friends who was visiting Holland. He could find out that is family in New York was OK.

  159. Just In Case... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just in Case: How to be Self-Sufficient when the Unexpected Happens

    http://www.amazon.com/Just-Case-Self-Sufficient-Unexpected-Happens/dp/1603420355/