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  1. Re:Getting Old on BD+ Successfully Resealed · · Score: 1

    Oooh, I think i rented a vhs vcr for about £10 a month as i couldn't afford the £600 or so to purchase outright. I did buy a black and white 14inch TV for £50 brand new around the same time.

  2. Re: rubbish phone on Apple Disables Egyptian iPhones' GPS · · Score: 1

    Hah, maps not stored on the iphone! Stupid apple losers! My Nokia N95 has maps stored on it.
    Okay, when I updated the firmware (to get a slightly less deprecated flash player) the nokia update software only ran on a certain service pack of windows. And deleted the maps.
    But I managed to download the maps to it again!
    But the updated firmware is crap and gps now only works 1% of the time so the maps are fricken useless.
    What was I saying again?

  3. Re:Swell plan on Apple Disables Egyptian iPhones' GPS · · Score: 2

    English is my only language (UK). FWIW I read it as 'emergency', but I see how, at a stretch, it could be read as 'iphone'.

  4. You think the engineering is mind boggling? on Future of Space Elevator Looks Shaky · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your mind will be hyperboggled by the amount of paperwork, business trips and expense account lunches the project will generate. The engineering will look like chump change.

  5. Re:Physics might say otherwise on Talk-Powered Cell Phones Won't Need Batteries · · Score: 1

    Meh, if the new tech provides an additional source of power, the phone manufacturers will simply fit batteries of lower capacity.

  6. Re:Crazy Yanks! on Prescription Handguns For the Elderly and Disabled · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the phrase 'thank blimey I don't have a gun, it would only make me a target' went through the mind of any of the old people who were chosen as victims because of their frailty?

  7. Re: due to speeding. on Prescription Handguns For the Elderly and Disabled · · Score: 1

    I stick by my statement. For the same dry road with good visibility (literally the same geographic patch of real road), a well maintained 70's car with crappy brakes and narrow crossply tyres is perfectly safe at 40mph while a modern car is a huge menace to all at 31mph. Maybe next week it will only be safe at 20mph, or 10. Can we solve the unemployment problem by reverting to a flag-bearing chap walking in front of each vehicle?

  8. Re: due to speeding. on Prescription Handguns For the Elderly and Disabled · · Score: 1

    If our lords and masters lower speed limits far enough ALL road deaths will have speeding as a contributory factor.

    Speeding = being judged to be travelling faster than an artificial and arbitrary limit which does not take account of vehicle or driving conditions, by fallible people using fallible measuring equipment.

  9. Crazy Yanks! on Prescription Handguns For the Elderly and Disabled · · Score: 1, Informative

    America's obsession with guns sickens any normal person.
    Instead of this insane scheme to put guns in the hands of the elderly, why not do what we do in england, run outraged stories in the newspaper and on television every time an elderly person is attacked?

    Obviously the police can't protect the old as they have their hands full with drivers maybe going briefly over the speed limit occasionally.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/sussex/7754092.stm

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1317152/Half-of-elderly-fear-attack-at-night.html

  10. Yay! on MS Says Windows 7 Will Run DirectX 10 On the CPU · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hurrah! In the future, when i switch off pointless Aero crap, it will free up lots more cpu cycles for the annoying microsoft apps i need to run to see simple 2d spreadsheet data sent to me by retards who use proprietary microsoft file formats. Microsoft FTW!!

  11. Re:Unfortunate wording on IT Cutbacks For 2012 London Olympics · · Score: 1

    The government _are_ wankers. If they wanted to save taxpayers' money (which in itself is unthinkable) they could have not bid for the stupid olympics in the first place.

  12. Re:Are they nuts? on 18% of Consumers Can't Tell HD From SD · · Score: 1

    Not only is DVD quality good enough, people are happy with LESS than DVD quality. Look at the naughty copyright infringers, they still go to the bother of transcoding to xvid/divx even though they are charging $0 for the product. If people cared about quality surely all the copyright infringed content would be distributed as bitwise copy of the original (apart from enhancements such as removal of DRM crap such as region encoding)?
     

  13. Re:Dying Concept on Blockbuster's Movie Download Box Runs Linux · · Score: 1

    So ISPs are guilty of 'shortsightedness and greed'? Is this an objective level of shortsightedness and greed or a comparative level of shortsightedness and greed when viewed against the shortsightedness and greed that has pretty much fscked over all areas of modern life?

  14. Overheard at Microsoft... on Intel Takes SATA Performance Crown With X25-E SSD · · Score: 0, Troll

    "Sweet zombie jesus! Get the Bloating Department on this, stat! We need Windows Seven to piss all this performance away just running the wallpaper!"

  15. Yes! on Should We Clone a Neanderthal? · · Score: 1

    It would certainly stir up the old nature/nurture development thing.
    On the other hand, would we have to pay compensation/reparation to the Neanderthal as 'his people' settled the planet first? Where would his reservation be established?

  16. Re:Yes on Should We Clone a Neanderthal? · · Score: 1

    Surely "Dawn" ?

  17. Excellent! on Samsung Mass Produces Fast 256GB SSDs · · Score: 1

    Perfect for systems that need to be written to once, then read lots, available with minimal delay (no spin-up) and maximum reliability. ie pr0nz server. Immense sales for this market sector alone should bring prices down.

  18. Hmmm on Colossus of Rhodes To Be Rebuilt As Giant Light Sculpture · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What a great way to spend 200 million euros, a statue without physical presence. Why not spend another 200 million on a companion piece in Alexandria of a lighthouse with no luminous parts?

  19. Re:I don't know if it's anything like in Canada on Saving Energy Via Webcam-Based Meter Reading? · · Score: 1

    The easy method would seem to be:
    1) timestamped images of the meters as often as you decided
    2) image processing using good old retina/brain
    3) type readings into custom software for the crunching of the numbers
    4) ???
    5) profit!

    As to which devices are costing the most; you can get power measuring doohickeys like http://www.maplin.co.uk/Module.aspx?ModuleNo=38343

    Good luck with the money saving.

  20. Cool! on French Record Labels Go After Limewire, SourceForge · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope they go after those evil, piracy-enabling, hard disk manufacturers next.

  21. Re:Quick, tag this 'whatcouldpossiblygowrong' on The World's Heaviest Robot · · Score: 1

    The Crushinator? (googles) Yes, Crushinator http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Crushinator

  22. Re:As the article says... on Doom9 Researchers Break BD+ · · Score: 1

    Your reasoning only works if the industry is staffed by decision-makers acting in the best interests of the industry, rather than themselves and their own careers.

  23. Re:Well "Works With Linux" is a feature to me on Asus To Phase Out Sub-10" Eee PCs · · Score: 1

    Pfft, noob. I replaced the 500mhz crystal in mine with an old morse key, Overclocking to the MAX, Yeah!!!!111

  24. Re:Wireless = less secure on D.I.Y. Home Security · · Score: 2, Informative

    While he was at work, a neighbor's house was broken into this spring. The burglars entered through his attached garage, and used the victim's own power tools to then open his safe right in his bedroom.

    It must have been a crappy safe. Or patient burglars. A decent safe will take several hours to open using the right tools against the weakest point.

  25. Am I missing something? on Windows Azure Offers Developers Iron-Clad Lock-in · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unlimited broadband seems to be going away, bandwidth caps are coming in, traffic shaping is already here and Microsoft want to move the processing to remote data centres? I look forward to scanning a photograph, editing it with CloudPaint and printing it out on my local printer using the generous 9kbytes/second upstream 200kbytes downstream i get from Virgin Media. I don't think i will even bother looking at CloudVideoEditor.