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  1. Re:Define "Winning" on Discuss the US Presidential Election & the War · · Score: 1

    I may be mistaken (not a soldier; didn't play one on tv), but I believe soldiers who are deployed get paid much more than soldiers on base or in reserve. IIRC, at least for the Marines, deployed pay is 3x on-base pay. For all I know that could vary (rank, branch of military, enlisted vs. officer, etc.)

  2. Re:But where does the energy come from? on Plasma Rocket Successful Full Power Test · · Score: 1

    I'm resisting my nerd-urge to nerd-correct you.

    Oh, boy.

    Oh boy, oh boy. Wow. This is hard. The doctors said it'd be hard, but I didn't th--...

    [deep breaths]

    My family would be so proud of me right now.

  3. Re:Questions: on Computer Error Caused Qantas Jet Mishap · · Score: 5, Funny

    I believe it's pronounced "KROY-kee"

  4. Re:PThreads & Java Threads on Good Books On Programming With Threads? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Erm, the tenets of programming usually involve the general concept of "Eliminate the unnecessary." Therefore, the parent is correct: if multi-threaded processing is unnecessary, avoid it.

    What you meant to add to the dicussion is the corollary: If it is unavoidable, use it wisely.

  5. Re:Oh jeez... on Small Asteroid On Collision Course With Earth · · Score: 1

    Eli? Eli! This is Marvin, your cousin!

    Your cousin!! Marvin Vance??!!

    You know the idea for a new gun you're looking for? Well listen to this!!!!

  6. Re:Thanks from the reminder on How Close Were US Presidential Elections? · · Score: 1

    "That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse."
    -- Calvin & Hobbes

  7. Re:Shocking high on Unemployment Hits New High In Silicon Valley · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The world's average is 30%

    Inaccurate.

    According to this site the average unemployment rate world-wide is 13.5%. The site cites the CIA World Factbook as its source.

    Perhaps the 30% you were referring to is the statistic of combined unemployment and underemployment rate of many non-industrialized nations (found here) ?

    In that case: apples and oranges, friend.

  8. Re:You and me both! on US DoD Poll On Leap Seconds · · Score: 1

    I serve in the army of cats!

    What you say !!

  9. Re:Unfortunately on Compact Disc Turns 26, Has a Bright Future · · Score: 1

    ...and you smell like one, too!

  10. Use for GPGPUs? on New Multi-GPU Technology With No Strings Attached · · Score: 1

    While the graphical rendering capabilities of an unmatched pair of older vidcards is limited (compared to newer cards), they might be more useful by games that take advantage of General-Purpose computing on Graphics Processing Units (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GPGPU) for its non-graphical systems.

    Perhaps these could be makeshift physics accelerators? Or used for better 3D environment-sensitive sound?

    Having a spare parallel processor around would be mighty handy...

  11. Re:creepy... on Photoshop Allows Us To Alter Our Memories · · Score: 1

    Well maybe if you hadn't desaturated Daddy's layer with 50% transparency, it wouldn't look so darn creepy.

    And replacing his head with a jack-o-lantern? She used to love Halloween...

  12. Re:signed? on The Internet Meme Timeline · · Score: 1

    It may be that a signed submission starts out with a "Duderman writes..." and then the submission's summary text. Unsigned submissions seem to be either unattributed or from 'anonymous user'. Just my 17-second analysis.

    They're disappearing, though, so it would seem that someone is cracking down on it.

    (PS: I would rather not find out that I'm wrong, if I am. I already made this mistake with Santa, I'm not making it again. la la la la can't hear youuu ohhh saaayyy can yoouuu seeeeeee....)

  13. Re:News... on Apple Sued For Turning Workers Into Slaves · · Score: 1

    Way to go, you two.

    Now some fancy-fangled search engine is going to ingest your two posts here on Slashdot, and infer the ridiculous notion that Isaac Asimov was a contributing scholar in the field of Chemistry.

  14. Re: unions on Apple Sued For Turning Workers Into Slaves · · Score: 2, Funny

    Long story short: people with great potential and skills are sitting around doing nothing.

    On Slashdot, this goes without saying...

  15. Re:How far do we take this? on The Push For Quotas For Women In Science · · Score: 1

    Badgers.

  16. Re:The ISS currently has the structural integrity on Send the ISS To the Moon · · Score: 1

    The ISS currently has the structural integrity required to do this, so I'm not sure what some of these objections are.
    The station is currently boosted via chemical reaction engines which provide a high thrust for a short period of time.

    Here's a thought experiment for you:

    Imagine you have a large Ukrainian friend, Borsch, who spends his free time lifting weights. He also obeys your every command. Lie down, extend your arm upwards, and ask Borsch to step on your chest and pull on your arm as hard as he can. You believe Borsch will tire before he is able to rip your shoulder bone in half. You are right, of course, but (much to your dismay) your dislocated shoulder forces you to end your experiment prematurely.

    The station's components are likely strong enough (structurally) to withstand the stresses involved in shifting to a lunar orbit, given that they were designed to survive being launched into Earth orbit. The weakness isn't in the bones, to continue the metaphor, but in the joints.

  17. Re:i for one on Photonic Switching to Boost Internet Speeds · · Score: 2, Funny

    If so, it would serve as a jumping-off point for quantum computing in our lifetimes -- scientists would simply paint the bits blue instead of red.

  18. Re:Mad? Really? on MySpace's Melting Makes Murdoch Mad · · Score: 1

    Predicament: Pedantic Parent Poster Parades Prose Proficiency; Proud Pleonast Pledges Participation Penning/Proofreading Pieces Pending Publishing, Presumably?

    Prediction: Pessimism. Peter Principle Prevails.

    Prognosis: Precedent. Political Passifism, Penis Puns, PONIES!!!!!11111

  19. Re:Uh, Google has fairly low pay, too. on The Impact of Low Salaries At Apple · · Score: 1

    Keep in mind that those "perks" are only there to ensure that the employee rarely, if ever, needs to leave the office for any reason whatsoever.

    I even heard a rumor that they will send your significant other birthday, anniversary, and Valentine's Day cards/gifts, just so you don't have to spend the 30 mins at the Hallmark store. Isn't that nice of them?

    Next thing you know, they'll photoshop your portrait into the family videos (that you're not in) and reading bedtime stories to your kids (that you never see).

  20. Oh please God, no! on Gaze Gaming Tech Promises Faster Eye-Controlled Interaction · · Score: 1

    Imagine the popup ads that would undoubtedly take advantage of this technology...

    You know those little floaty see-through things you see in your eyes, and they always jump away when you try to look directly at them? This would be just like that, only totally opposite. And shaped like wing-wangs.

  21. Re:oh god on How Social Networks May Kill Search as We Know It · · Score: 1

    They changed it from the original name, when they found it evoked undesirable imagery.

    Used to be 'MySpoogle'.

  22. Re:So this means we all can spy on each other.... on US To Employ Overhead Spying Domestically · · Score: 1

    This sparked an interesting thought: The only scenario in which I would condone TFA's scale of surveillance on the American public would be if a) we all had free, anonymous access to such a system, and b) no "blackout zones" allowed for any party (government, private enterprises, etc.) -- i.e., completely open.

    Of course, this is highly unlikely to ever be enacted (or even proposed!) for obvious reasons. It is, however, a provocative notion, not only because of the level of raw transparency we'd achieve, but because I'd consent to it.

  23. Re:I can finally be of use to science on Mysterious Sound Waves Can Destroy Rockets · · Score: 1

    Remember: it isn't the voltage that kills you -- its the amperage

  24. Re:You know who can't do math? on Psychologists Don't Know Math · · Score: 1
  25. Re:Immunity is fiction. on Newly Discovered Fungus Threatens World Wheat Crop · · Score: 1

    with Swedes the most likely to be protected
    Oh thank you jesus. thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!