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Photoshop Allows Us To Alter Our Memories

Anti-Globalism writes "In an age of digital manipulation, many people believe that snapshots and family photos need no longer stand as a definitive record of what was, but instead, of what they wish it was. It used to be that photographs provided documentary evidence, and there was something sacrosanct about that, said Chris Johnson, a photography professor at California College of the Arts in the Bay Area. If you wanted to remove an ex from an old snapshot, you had to use a Bic pen or pinking shears. But in the digital age, people treat photos like mash-ups in music, combining various elements to form a more pleasing whole. What were doing, Mr. Johnson said, is fulfilling the wish that all of us have to make reality to our liking. And he is no exception. When he photographed a wedding for his girlfriends family in upstate New York a few years ago, he left a space at the end of a big group shot for one member who was unable to attend. They caught up with him months later, snapped a head shot, and Mr. Johnson used Photoshop to paste him into the wedding photo. Now, he said, everyone knows it is phony, but this faked photograph actually created the assumption people kind of remember him as there."

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  1. Ow! My Brain! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now, he said, everyone knows it is phony, but this faked photograph actually created the assumption people kind of remember him as there.

    How fascinating I kind of think that this photoshop technique has been around for a long time but I now kind of know more about it thanks to newspaper people over in New York!

  2. meh... by Carlos+Matesanz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What's the point? PS (or the gimp for that matter) only allows more people to alter photographs, anything you do with software can be done, and has been done many times, in a dark room.
    I've had enough of theese "film-was-way-better" guys already.

    1. Re:meh... by fictionpuss · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sure - but it is precisely the difference between it being a highly skilled task, and it being something anyone with a little experience using a graphics package can do, which is significant.

      In the same light, you could hail email as being over-hyped since you could perform the same function with regular mail.

      Making something a little bit easier can make it a lot more likely to adopted widely, and thus have interesting consequences.

    2. Re:meh... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, myself and an uncle were both added to a family photo taken around fifteen years ago, using those poor ol' analog techniques. I haven't asked any family members if they actually remember me being there, not that I think it matters either way. I highly doubt only digital manipulation is capable of also altering our memories. Our memories have always been a combination of what is remembered and what we're currently experiencing. If there's any difference, it would be that my family would remember not being able to get the family photo until my uncle and I were in town and able to go to the photographer's, then the added development time.

      I think the biggest difference photoshop et. al. make is that they are vastly more accessible than the darkroom. You can do it at home, you don't have to be an expert to do a passable job. Thanks to Photoshop, Moe Szyslak wouldn't have to resort to pasting crude cut-outs of his head onto Homer and Marge's wedding album.

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    3. Re:meh... by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      The fact is if you look at the altered photograph, you still remember reality. The reality you remember may be dark. Dad not in the photo of your birthday party like he promised, but someone added him? You remember, maybe it's worse for having been photoshopped.

      Pimple on prom night? You remember.

      The only thing that's altered are other people's perceptions of you and yours, and that's a game that is as old as time itself.

    4. Re:meh... by Carlos+Matesanz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I didn't mean PS is over-hyped. I love the mere existence of digital photography because that precise reason: it has helped a lot of people approach themselves to photography at levels where you couldn't be twenty years ago not being a pro.
      What i mean is that suddenly many old-time photographers point out to retouching as being the evil which will destroy "the essence of photography" when those techniques had been applied for ages.

    5. Re:meh... by slim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I keep diaries of my holidays. I'm certain that without the diaries, there's stuff I'd forget that I wanted to remember. I know this because if I write the diary a day late, I already struggle to remember details and have to ask people ("Where was it we had lunch yesterday?").

      So what would happen if I put a minor untruth in there - a distortion perhaps? Maybe I wouldn't read it until 10 years later, when I'll forget that I lied, combine my lie with my hazy real memories, and end up remembering the lie as truth.

    6. Re:meh... by seanonymous · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but it's not going to do you much good to photoshop your ex out of all your photos once they've been uploaded to all your social networking sites and archived across the interwebs.

    7. Re:meh... by poena.dare · · Score: 5, Funny

      "I highly doubt only digital manipulation is capable of also altering our memories."

      As I will be able to recall many years hence, MemoryShop 2.1 CS Xtreme will have been doing this for a long time now... or so my wife, Morgan Fairchild, assures me.

    8. Re:meh... by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      Your diary is actually contributing to the problem of having to ask people where you had lunch the day before. You've eliminated the need for your short term memory because it's all written down. So now, when you need to actually use your short term memory, it's performance is severely degraded over what it once was. This might even lead to further problems as you age.

      Whether you started the diary for enjoyment or due to brain injury or whatever, if you have the ability, you should probably start working on short term memory exercises before it gets too bad. Play "memory" games, get Brain Age, read this: http://www.wikihow.com/Improve-Your-Memory and probably this http://www.wikihow.com/Cope-With-Short-Term-Memory-Problems

      Try to extend the length of time you can go without journaling and still retain the level of detail you desire. Nothing unreasonable, just long enough that you are not hampering your mental abilities.

      Layne

    9. Re:meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      with conventional retouching techniques, if one kne what to look for, one could tell the image was retouched. As one who spent the better portion of 15 years digitally retouching photos, I can honestly say that there was a time when that was true for digital retouching, but no longer. I have seen images that I know were retouched, I sat in the same room as the person doing the retouching, but if I had not known what was being altered, even I, someone who digitally altered photos myself for a living, would never have been able to tell that the image had been altered. That level of alteration is not common, and its a lot harder than you might think, and no, your average Joe with GIMP is not going to pass off an altered photo to a pro, but with digital manipulation, it is possible for one pro to pass of an image to another pro in the field, and that was not possible with conventional retouching techniques.

    10. Re:meh... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      I think the point is not that it hasn't been done but that it's now so much easier. It used take a certain amount of skill and equipment to pull off. In the film days, it was also easier to spot fakes. These days all it takes is some software and a little skill. As the software advances, even less skill is required and how would you know that the photograph hasn't been altered.

      Take for example, the red eye problem. To get rid of red eye almost a decade ago took some work. First, you had to scan in the photo if it wasn't digital and then use professional software like Photoshop. You could do it with MS Paint, but the results were not spectacular. Today, most cameras are digital and you can get free programs like Picasa2 that has a Remove Red Eye function.

      In a way, this mirrors the counterfeit money issue. Counterfeiting money used to take printing expertise. Advances in desktop printing have made it easier. This has forced countries to employ different countermeasures like color shifting ink, foils, embedded watermarks, etc. But there is a trade off here. They could develop an almost counterfeit-proof note, but it might be so expensive to make that they could never print enough of them.

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    11. Re:meh... by Trojan35 · · Score: 1

      I think it's more the implications of alterating the past. Check out The Final Cut with Robin Williams. It touches on this subject a bit. Kinda boring movie, but a great premise.
      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364343/

    12. Re:meh... by fictionpuss · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ah - you mean the "What I'm comfortable with, should be the boundary of human progress" thought process?

    13. Re:meh... by Applekid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What i mean is that suddenly many old-time photographers point out to retouching as being the evil which will destroy "the essence of photography" when those techniques had been applied for ages.

      Retouching IS an evil which destroys the essence of photography. It's about capturing reality, not presenting an ideal.

      Thing is, most people don't care about the essence of photography. They just want to remember events in their lives. I think we're both in agreement that there is nothing wrong with this outlook. It's perfectly OK.

      It's the same with anything that is artistic expression. The average person doesn't really care the type of paints or style, reproduction or original.... they just want a painting that looks nice on their wall. They don't care about vox-boxes and pitch correction and voice-doubling, they just want music to which they can work out or drive to work.

      Let the purists have their purity, and let the pragmatists have their pragmatism. The nice part about technology is that both can coexist peacefully, ignoring a the artistic equivalent of "get off my lawn."

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    14. Re:meh... by veganboyjosh · · Score: 1

      I've found that I tend to remember events and funny anecdotal experiences from restaurants and road trips if I do write them down. Not that being able to read what I've written years later doesn't help, but it sort of goes back to the high school premise of "if you take notes in class, you won't need them to study from later".
      Just the act of writing it down and reliving it that way sort of burns it into memory.

    15. Re:meh... by linzeal · · Score: 1

      A good photoshop alteration not only takes more skill than a dark room manipulation it has the ability to be far more realistic. The dark room is dead, long live photoshop.

    16. Re:meh... by pdxp · · Score: 1

      Your diary is actually contributing to the problem of having to ask people where you had lunch the day before. You've eliminated the need for your short term memory because it's all written down.

      I disagree with that statement. Writing something down helps it sink in; even one of the How-Tos you linked specifically said:

      2. Write it down.

    17. Re:meh... by Carlos+Matesanz · · Score: 1

      I agree with you to some extent. I mostly don't touch my photos for anything else than sharp/saturation and such. Almost never touch the clone tool.
      But PS/PS-like software, because its "easiness" is throwed as weapon against digital photography as a whole. I'm only trying to state that the physical support where light incides in the moment you take a picture (film, CCD/CMOS or whatever) is NOT important and it's not a sign of "puruty" by itself.

    18. Re:meh... by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree that writing things down is an important memory jog, but obviously if the poster has to ask where he had lunch yesterday, he has gone beyond the occassional note taking and post-it reminders. Obviously "lunch yesterday" is a significant event and not just "daily life" because he was referring to journaling during his "holidays" (vacations to most Americans). Vacations are usually not taken at home (although stay-cations are popular this year thanks to increased travel costs), so meals usually involve a decision process (What's good around here? How do I get there? Do they take Brand X credit card? etc.) If the effort spent isn't enough to remember it a day later, there are likely memory issues (or alcohol).

      I just spent about 10 minutes, and I can recall what I had all of my meals for the past week (obviously not posted due to it being boring). I had not written it down previously and I have no intention of committing it to long term memory. These were normal every day meals with no significance other than sustenance (except for twice eating out with friends -- last Wednesday and last night). Were I on a vacation, I could easily remember what and where I ate the prior day.

      Layne

    19. Re:meh... by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Yes but do you remember? My old school pals could tell me lots of things about our prom night and I would have to take their work for it because honestly it was seven years ago and while I remember it pretty well I don't remember all the details of who was where when. My group of friends and our dates were split across to tables, I would have to look at the pictures to be sure who was at which. Now I suppose it really does not matter, but I have the photos and could look at them and they can be trusted.

      They were shoot on 35mm with my trusty Cannon FTP_QL and developed by me in our schools dark room.

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    20. Re:meh... by Antibozo · · Score: 5, Informative

      Retouching IS an evil which destroys the essence of photography. It's about capturing reality, not presenting an ideal.

      "Reality" isn't necessarily what is directly recorded by a camera.

      Retouching is only part of the issue. I spent years adjusting color in photographs of fine arts by increments as small as .005 stop, because film doesn't record most colors accurately. One must make decisions about what colors in a painting are important, and balance that with the overall impression in the photograph. Gold may be sacrificed for green, etc. This is necessary to make the image appear as "real" as possible, but much of that is subjective, and a lot of decisions have to be made in consultation with the artist.

      I also spent a lot of time retouching prints to put back edges that disappeared from overexposure, fill in white spots left by grain or dust, etc. Again, this was necessary to restore "reality" to the image.

      There are plenty of other techniques I used in traditional printing that distort the process in order to represent "reality" better—tilting the easel, altering contrast, burning/dodging with cardboard cutouts and colored filters, rubbing the print in the developer solution, et al.

      A photograph is a flat, bandlimited model of something. It only represents a tiny fraction of the information that is there, and which fraction is the purview of the photographer. There is no simple, objective process that makes "real" photographs because reality is subjective. The reality in a photograph always depends on the photographer's intent, and no technique is "evil" if it serves that intent.

    21. Re:meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [photography] it's about capturing reality, not presenting an ideal.

      Sadly, that's not true, you're not capturing reality, you're capturing a perception of it. By the time you frame only a especific part of what you're photographing, or use a wide angle lens, or a macro lens for small objects, or a PL filter to remove a reflection or change the colors of the sky, etc, you're capturing just a small perception, reality is way diferent than that.

    22. Re:meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's performance is severely degraded

      "its".

    23. Re:meh... by pileated · · Score: 1

      The most basic economic truth, sad to say, of the last 100 years, seems to be that Convenience Trumps All. So as you say, making something a little bit easier can make it more widely adopted.

      I say 'sad to say' because few people seem to notice what is lost in the 'easiness'. It might be digital photography versus photographic film, or 150 years ago photographic film versus drawings/engravings. It's most noticeable to me in the absolute collapse of printed newspapers in the U.S. over the last year or two and their replacement by the shallow news one can find on the internet. I hate to see this happen, just as others in the past have seen their favorite medium, replaced by something of inferior quality but greater convenience. Though this bothers me quite a bit it seems to be pretty incontrovertible: Convenience Wins. Of course some might mention this in terms of Linux/Windows but I won't go into that.............

    24. Re:meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So any sort of staged photograph is evil too? People stopping, standing together and smiling for the camera is not reality. Getting people to stand in the right order, fix the way your jacket is hanging, move the short people up front. None of that is reality, it's just getting the ideal picture.

      Really, you should just walk out, and take a picture of the first thing your camera happens to be aiming at. Properly framing a picture is just going for the ideal, not the reality of the situation.

    25. Re:meh... by fictionpuss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The most basic economic truth, sad to say, of the last 100 years, seems to be that Convenience Trumps All.

      You're quoting something more pervasive - the path of least resistance, emergence and evolution.

      their favorite medium, replaced by something of inferior quality but greater convenience

      "As so it once was, as much as it can never be again" - our challenge is to not weep over technology which can and will not survive in our current and future environment, but to find new ways to use new technology to perform those functions better. If we - the old - refuse, the next generation will happily take up that challenge.

      Convenience Wins. Of course some might mention this in terms of Linux/Windows but I won't go into that..

      I think it's apt - isn't this what the whole "Linux Desktop" conversation is about? When it becomes more convenient to use Linux, than Windows, then the latter will become obsolete.

    26. Re:meh... by Stooshie · · Score: 1

      A diary is not there to aid short term memory. It's there to aid long term memory.

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    27. Re:meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The nice part about technology is that both can coexist peacefully

      Like science and religion!

      /laugh, it's funny.

    28. Re:meh... by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 1

      You've eliminated the need for your short term memory because it's all written down.

      From the tips page pointed to by your second link:

      2. Write it down. Whatever it is that you have to remember, commit it to writing. Use a white board, bulletin board, notebook, the palm of your hand, or any other format that helps.

      (my emphasis)

      8. Take good notes. Whether in a class, in a meeting, or simply for personal reasons, take notes.

      This is kind of what the GP is doing with his/her diary, which is what you claim is contributing to his/her memory problem.

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    29. Re:meh... by ewrong · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Indeed. Reading your post I was reminded of a conversation I had with a photographer many years ago based around the old saying, "the camera never lies". His responce was that the camera is the biggest darn lier you'll ever meet.

      I guess modern Photoshop techniques which largely reflect age old darkroom techniques, are just adding a little embelishment to the story.

    30. Re:meh... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      It just takes a bit of self control to not alter photographs. I modify them for brightness, clarity, and so forth. But adding or removing people seems very extreme. Even with real photos, it makes no sense to cut an ex out of a photo rather than just destroying the photo altogether, or just leave the ex in the picture and deal with it.

    31. Re:meh... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Which is why they like coins so much. The stamping process is only part of it: the coins themselves can be made of metals and traces of precious metals such that counterfeiters' profit margin isn't that great. For example: pennies are made mostly of zinc now. Dollar coins however are not, even though they certainly could be. Think about that.

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    32. Re:meh... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Gimp? Naaah, Gimp does not allow anyone (other than the developers) to alter photographs. Or do anything useful.
      It allows you to explode your head by trying to use it, sure. And if you survive, you still have to force it to let you alter photographs.
      But that's about it. :D

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    33. Re:meh... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      I just spent about 10 minutes, and I can recall what I had all of my meals for the past week

      Yeah, but I bet that's because you eat nothing but instant noodles...

      (obviously not posted due to it being boring)

      ...ha ha, I was right ;)

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    34. Re:meh... by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      Your diary is actually contributing to the problem of having to ask people where you had lunch the day before.

      What? Are you seriously suggesting that journaling adversely affects short term memory?

      I think I'll have to await some peer reviewed papers before I accept that possibility.

      While your suggestions to improve short term memory are probably valuable, I don't think your advice about journaling fits into the same category.

    35. Re:meh... by TheBig1 · · Score: 1

      Retouching IS an evil which destroys the essence of photography. It's about capturing reality, not presenting an ideal.

      I don't quite agree with this statement.... Photography by itself is an art, and you can get a wide variety of effects, and invoke a wade variety of emotions, even from the exact same scene, by changing different camera options (focal length, aperture, camera angle, etc).

      Digital manipulation (or analog manipulation, for that matter), can serve the same purpose, and can in fact be used to complement the photography-specific options.

      What it boils down to is that photography is an art, just as much as painting, drawing, music, etc. Just as some choose to paint according to the realism theories, you can choose to take photos which try to match reality as closely as possible; alternatively, you can choose to accent reality in certain ways to express a feeling or thought, just as Dali would use extra-long legs on an elephant or a man emerging from an egg to convey certain feelings.

      Not that I disagree with most of your post - I think we are arguing much of the same point - but as a 'realist' photographer, I want to put forward my opinion that realism is not the *only* correct way to approach things.

      Cheers

    36. Re:meh... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Get off my... hey, on second thought, don't bother. I'll just PhotoShop you out of the picture.

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    37. Re:meh... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Take for example, the red eye problem. To get rid of red eye almost a decade ago took some work. First, you had to scan in the photo if it wasn't digital and then use professional software like Photoshop. You could do it with MS Paint, but the results were not spectacular.

      That's putting it mildly! MS Paint was- and is- so crude that the only remotely practical (*) way of fixing redeye was to replace the affected area with a black splodge. If you needed to do anything more advanced than that in a remotely convincing manner, tough!

      MS Paint is so incredibly basic by modern standards that I'm convinced that its inclusion in Windows is tongue-in-cheek. It's a total throwback to the days when pixel-based editing and register colours were standard... but even the versions of Deluxe Paint on sale almost 20 years ago had more advanced editing features than the current MS paint!

      It does have its uses as a pixel editor, but I suspect that most people use it for "ironically" bad drawings like incredibly bad porn...

      (*) Yeah, I know that it's theoretically possible to do any modification you want, pixel-by-pixel. But not remotely practical.

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    38. Re:meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      obviously if the poster has to ask where he had lunch yesterday, he has gone beyond the occassional note taking and post-it reminders. Obviously "lunch yesterday" is a significant event and not just "daily life" because he was referring to journaling during his "holidays" (vacations to most Americans). Vacations are usually not taken at home (although stay-cations are popular this year thanks to increased travel costs), so meals usually involve a decision process (What's good around here? How do I get there? Do they take Brand X credit card? etc.) If the effort spent isn't enough to remember it a day later, there are likely memory issues (or alcohol)./i.

      That's ridiculous. If I have lunch somewhere while I'm on vacation, I'm somewhere that I'm not familiar with. I probably ate someplace because I was passing by and it looked good, or because someone recommended it and gave me directions (go down three blocks, turn right). When I want to write it down, I will remember the decor, the service, and the quality of the food, but I'm not going to remember the name of the place or the cross streets it was on, particularly if they are in a foreign language. And I'm sure that's the kind of detail the poster needed help with after day. Not remotely an indication of a memory problem.

    39. Re:meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *must not feed the troll... must not feed the troll...*

    40. Re:meh... by ravenshrike · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The newspapers are collapsing as much from their own moral ineptitude as anything else. Before the widespread adoption of the internet, there was no real way to get major news other than through newspapers or off the tube. The percolation of information through the internet takes the filters off that are present in the aforementioned mediums. Why would people read a newspaper when it can easily be demonstrated that they are attempting to push their own agenda upon their readers instead of to convey the news as pertains to reality.

    41. Re:meh... by JohnBailey · · Score: 1

      Gimp? Naaah, Gimp does not allow anyone (other than the developers) to alter photographs. Or do anything useful. It allows you to explode your head by trying to use it, sure. And if you survive, you still have to force it to let you alter photographs. But that's about it. :D

      That would be where the skill aspect comes in. Gimp is sadly missing the "delete Drunk Uncle George", and "whiten Aunt Maggie's yellow teeth" buttons.

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    42. Re:meh... by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I used to be a reality Nazi. Touchups were the most evil thing I could think of (well relatively speaking). But then I tried the red-eye option on some digital photos one day for kicks, and I realized something. The altered picture was MORE LIKE REAL LIFE than the original picture!

      This brought my snobby, hardass opinion on reality crashing down. And it just meant that I was taking for granted that the pictures I looked at were "real", when in reality they were just close. And when you take a picture of somebody blinking or making some god awful gesture that is uncharacteristic of the real person, you should keep in mind that a snapshot is simply that... reality is in motion.

      So what this means for me personally is that while I still hate the idea of photochopping stuff and passing it off as real, I do appreciate the exact and difficult art of getting colors, lighting, and contrasts right so that a picture is closer to real life. And in closing I should mention that bad photochops sure are fun to point and laugh at!

    43. Re:meh... by Mab_Mass · · Score: 1

      Ah - you mean the "What I'm comfortable with, should be the boundary of human progress" thought process?

      Substitute "I'm" with "most people" and you've concisely summarized the evolution of societal mores.

      Nicely done!

    44. Re:meh... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I don't remember most of what I ate last week, but I ate most of it at the cafeteria at work. I guarantee, I don't WANT to remember my meals that clearly.

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    45. Re:meh... by gregbot9000 · · Score: 1

      "Reality" isn't necessarily what is directly recorded by a camera.

      It only represents a tiny fraction of the information that is there,

      Which is common knowledge to anyone who has ever tried to meet women on the internet and run in to the "myspace angles".

    46. Re:meh... by qoncept · · Score: 1

      What is the "essence of photography" ? I've heard of people that refuse to crop a photo for the same reason, but most photographers think that's silly. Which reminds me of one of my old religious zealot friends who won't swear or have premarital sex because the Bible says you shouldn't, but he will disobey the "law of man" by driving 20mph over the speed limit.

      I guess the point is, everyone is willing to bend a little bit in their interpretation of the "rules." Castrating someone for bending them further is a bit hypocritical.

      That said, photoshopping someone in to a photo that wasn't in it originally just for the sake of having a photo of them at that event is pretty silly. The extent to which I'll usually alter a photo is by resizing it so you can't tell how odd shaped my head is.

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    47. Re:meh... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I kind of know where you're coming from. I photoshopped (I say, but actually I used GIMP) a picture a while back: I removed a pimple from one girl and toned down a bright flash reflection on another girl's forehead. I doubt that either of them noticed, and I'm probably the only person who knows the picture was edited. On the one hand, I wasn't true to the reality, but on the other hand, the girl's forehead wasn't that shiny in reality anyway and the pimple was gone in a few days.

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    48. Re:meh... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      The extent to which I'll usually alter a photo is by resizing it so you can't tell how odd shaped my head is.

      Agh! Did you just suggest adjusting the aspect ratio of the picture? Say it ain't so!

      Ok, I realise I'm illustrating your point, and I'm kind of making a joke of it... but seriously, I hate it when pictures are resized out-of-proportion. I've seen pictures in "professional" video slideshows that were obviously mis-proportioned, and every time I notice this it drives me crazy.

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    49. Re:meh... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Once upon a time, I made a set of identical twins with MS Paint. I cut out a head, mirrored it horizontally, and put it on the body of the guy next to the original guy. (I wish I could post the picture, but I don't have it ATM. Maybe I'll post a follow-up when I get home.) It took a bit of detail work making the neck fit properly, but it looked really good for Paint. The weirdest thing about it was that, since the copy was mirrored, it looked more like a set of identical twins than the same head twice -- it was just different enough looking.

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    50. Re:meh... by qoncept · · Score: 1

      Heh, no, I don't change the aspect ratio. Just make 'em small. But, even still, I was joking. I don't care who knows I have an odd shaped head. ;)

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    51. Re:meh... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Oh... in that case, I agree with you. There have been a few pictures of me that would have looked much better if they were resized to indistinct 1x1 pixel blobs.

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    52. Re:meh... by clone53421 · · Score: 1
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    53. Re:meh... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Nah. I absolutely *hate* oversimplification aka stupidification. :)
      I wrote a large posting about why the UIs of open source software is the way it is: The developers had to only make it perfect for themselves. So that's what they did. Unfortunately, developers are no graphical artists. They are developers. They think like developers.
      But most people do not. So there's a huge chance that it's not fitting with those people. This is going to stay, because it's no problem for the developers. They are of course happy the way it is.

      So there is no absolute "good" or "bad"... as always.

      I dislike Gimp's interface because it simply does not make any sense to me. But hey, I can only speak for myself and what others that I trust told me about their opinion.

      Conclusion: Gimp needs some fresh people who come from the designer side in the first place, and then a huge makeover. (This does not mean that the actual state has to go. It does simply become one of many UI modes.)

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    54. Re:meh... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      *WOOOOSSHHH*

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    55. Re:meh... by caitsith01 · · Score: 1

      That is true in a hand-wavy, philosophical sense. But it doesn't change the fact that, without manipulation, a camera mechanically captures exactly what was present in reality at the moment a picture was taken.

      Obviously there are physical limitations, everything from lighting to the lens, to where the camera was actually pointed, to the camera's ability to reduce the input it receives to an accurate record of colours and tones.

      Nevertheless, that record, imperfect though it may be, is accurate: with the limitations of the mechanical process understood, a photograph still reflects what was actually present in front of the lens.

      So in a very real sense, something is lost with ubiquitous photo manipulation, something far greater than the whole grizzled-old-photographer philosophy that images are inherently subjective blah blah blah - not only must we deal with the age old problem of interpreting what was happening in real life through the limitations of the mechanical process, we must now deal with the very active and deliberate interference of intelligent agents whose sole aim is to alter the apparent record of reality. No longer can we rely on the fact that rays of light actually bounced off the subject and through the lense to produce the image we see before us.

      I put it to you another way: we would not ascribe the same value to photographs unless they made us feel that what they depicted was an accurate record of reality. Intentional manipulation amounts to a deliberate use/abuse of that assumption.

      I for one would like Flicke and similar sites to mandate a tag which discriminates between unmanipulated, globally retouched, and manually retouched images.

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    56. Re:meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      consider how many memories of events are not perfectly clear, which family thanksgiving was the turkey burned, which year did cousin sue get to be in charge fo cooking for the first time. for some it's even which year was uncle sal in europe instead? memories are fallible which is why home photography exists. so it is possible that a retouched photo can nearly remove certain events from a larger event for many people.

      sure someone's going to remember, but how often are you going to fly out and reminisce with obscure relatives to keep on top of what photos were altered?

    57. Re:meh... by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Retouching IS an evil which destroys the essence of photography. It's about capturing reality, not presenting an ideal.

      Only if we take your opinion of what constitutes "the essence of photography" as fact (which we... don't).

      From a photojournalism standpoint, you're absolutely correct.

      From an artistic standpoint, you couldn't be further from the truth.

      From a capturing memories standpoint, it depends on the person and the situation - while most people want things to seem accurate, I think they'd prefer a retouched photo if it makes the memory seem that much fonder. Photoshopping someone who wasn't at the event at all is taking it too far IMO, but if I had a client that wanted it done, I wouldn't turn down the business. Film developers very frequently oversaturate the colors in the prints as it tends to make people happier with the results (of course, most people would be shocked and outraged to learn as much, but what they don't know won't hurt them) - it's not entirely unlike TV retailers cranking up the brightness and contrast at the expense of color accuracy and image quality, as at the end of the day it tends to sell more units.

      Now we're not really saying two different things here, other than what makes up the essence of photography. But for technical limitations alone, some amount of manipulation tends to be necessary in order to preserve accuracy, as counter-intuitive as that may sound (today's sensors, and most film for that matter, simply can't handle the same dynamic lighting range as the human eye; dodging and burning tends to bring the photo into a range as you would actually perceive it)

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    58. Re:meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You are not getting news through the internet. Most stuff that passes for news is really just AP recycling something that it got from a newspaper. The newspaper did the hard work.

      What you are talking about is a noxious gas of newsy gossip by the uninformed for the uninformed, much like talk radio.

      I've worked at at newspaper for 25 years, not as a writer or an editor. You can believe me or not when I say I think I'm objective observer and I can assume your verdict. Nonetheless the biggest mistake that outsiders have about newspapers is that they push an agenda. It's probably true that there are more liberals than conservatives at many papers but I've rarely seen that enter into what they write. Reporters and editors don't have time to push an agenda. It may enter into editorials but that's the purpose of editorials: to voice an opinion. To those like you who think it enters into reporting I can only say I'm sorry for you. It's useless to try to convince people like you. Perhaps when there are no longer newspapers you'll realize what has been lost but I doubt it.

    59. Re:meh... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Retouching IS an evil which destroys the essence of photography. It's about capturing reality, not presenting an ideal.

      This is not true at all. Photography is about capturing a story in a small 2-dimensional image. Sometimes this is done by filters and lighting, as somebody else is mentioned. Nearly all the time, it's about making the right composition. If you're fortunate, you can manipulate the composition by just finding the right spot to take the photo. More times than you'd probably believe, though, the photographer has done some trick to get that composition. Sometimes it's a long exposure. (i.e. a picture of lightning.) Sometimes it's a bounce card to get light into the scene. Sometimes it's taking lots of photos in rapid succession. Heck, sometimes they'll actually move the item they're photographing into the right spot so it plays nicely with the background. (If you could see a wider FOV on most pictures of flowers, you'd be surprised at how many thumbs you'd get an image of.)

      The reason photography is an art-form is because a good photographer makes his shot work. It's not because he's a super lucky guy that happens to snap a pic at exactly the right moment. 'Purists' would often be very disappointed if they saw wider FOV versions of the photos they admire.

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    60. Re:meh... by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Good thing, because there are over a million folks on Slashdot. And now we all know.

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    61. Re:meh... by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      And let mass media continue to create the impossible to reach illusion, if only you could 'spend' enough to achieve it.

      The reality is, that those fraudulently created illusions do a great amount of damage to society and do get a lot of people to cause harm to themselves either by trying to achieve those illusions or in the aftermath when they fail to do so.

      In the modern world, lies do kill and technology like this is certain to be abused. Believe nothing unless you see it with your own eyes live and even then question the logic of that visions. As for stuff on the digital feed, always, always, ponder the vested interests and the motivations behind them.

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    62. Re:meh... by JohnBailey · · Score: 1

      Nah. I absolutely *hate* oversimplification aka stupidification. :)

      Same here. I've played around with the tramlines type apps too, but only for a few minutes. I don't even like the extra effects in some cameras. Much better to do this on the computer with an adequate package.

      I wrote a large posting about why the UIs of open source software is the way it is: The developers had to only make it perfect for themselves. So that's what they did. Unfortunately, developers are no graphical artists. They are developers. They think like developers.
      But most people do not. So there's a huge chance that it's not fitting with those people. This is going to stay, because it's no problem for the developers. They are of course happy the way it is.

      And if your intended audience is mostly developers and people of similar mindset, then I'd call that a success. Graphic designers are not Gimp users. You are approaching the problem from your own perspective, or even worse, the Joe Sixpack perspective. Nothing wrong with the former, but unless you are the target audience, you will be setting yourself up for a frustrating time. you will only ever be able to say why something works or does not work for you , not why it does or does not work for me.

      Gimp is designed with Linux as it's primary platform. So it isn't going to be as comfortable to use in Windows, and I have heard it is exceptionally horrible on a Mac. Linux users tend to develop a different mind set, so it works ok for us. And ok is good enough for now.

      So there is no absolute "good" or "bad"... as always.

      Agreed. It is too complex and too subjective a matter for any agreement to ever break out. Perhaps we can agree that we have different concepts of good enough, and different requirements.

      I dislike Gimp's interface because it simply does not make any sense to me. But hey, I can only speak for myself and what others that I trust told me about their opinion.

      Perfectly rational position. I'd hazard a guess that many of not all the people who you spoke to about this were also Photoshop users or designers of some sort. Personally I find Gimp to be quite logical, and each time I learn a new method, I increase my familiarity. But then, I don't have a lot of baggage from a different UI. So I'm learning the Gimp way instead of trying to translate from Photoshop to Gimp.

      Conclusion: Gimp needs some fresh people who come from the designer side in the first place, and then a huge makeover. (This does not mean that the actual state has to go. It does simply become one of many UI modes.)

      That is the problem. And Adobe faces the exact same problem, as does any established project or program. Which is why UI design is such a complex field.

      How much do you change the app at once? Gimp is established, with a large community of users. Photoshop may be bigger, especially if you count all the pirate copies out there, but a user base is a user base, and annoying them is never a good idea.

      Strange as it may seem from the outside, there are people who are quite happy with Gimp, and they don't have to turn out commercial grade work, so it is perfectly adequate for their needs right now. A professional graphic designer pays exactly the same price as some beginner who just wants to resize a baby picture to send to their aunt Gertrude, so what is the incentive to make Gimp for the graphic design market?

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    63. Re:meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi, My mother-in-law uses GIMP to remove trash (cans, paper etc) from photos she make while walking in town. Also she often remove other persons from landscape photos :-). And she is not GIMP developer.

    64. Re:meh... by bit01 · · Score: 1

      ... needs some fresh people who come from the designer side ...

      Problem is, judging by the vast majority of modern industrial "design", most interface designers aren't much in touch with reality either. Gimp isn't wonderful but it's still pretty good compared to many other products out there.

      When you get statistics like 80%+ of people not being able to program VCR's (which were created by large teams and with huge investment) you can be sure most "designers" are just scam artists.

      Design isn't actually very hard (meaning most people and not just "designers" are able to do it) but it does require a person to think of their target audience and actually do it. Too many people equate stream-of-consciousness with real, thoughtful design.

      Another example is the modern computer desktop. What idiot thought it was a good idea for icons to all act differently depending on whether they are in the bottom-right, bottom-middle, bottom-left, top-right or center of the desktop? Highlight, single-click, double-click, right-click, drag, select, you name it, it's all different. It's just a mess for the average computer user.

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    65. Re:meh... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Reporters and editors don't have time to push an agenda.

      They also don't have time to report on stories that don't meet their agenda, which means that anything that violates their agenda is under-reported or not reported at all. If you don't like the word "agenda", replace it with whatever they're interested in: everyone's biased, and as a result they'll pay more time/attention to certain topics. Non-liberals, OTOH, will read some of the stories and say "What's this junk? I'm not wasting my time reading this!" -- because they aren't interested in it. The liberal editor probably thought it was great.

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    66. Re:meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi, my mother-in-law uses GIMP to remove Anonymous Coward postings from /. topics... oh wait.

    67. Re:meh... by pileated · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that everyone is biased the same way at any given newspaper? That's not the case and anyone who ever set foot in a newspaper would know this. I will gladly admit that at times I've been embarrassed by the liberal bias that I've seen on occasions. But a newspaper is a collection of strong willed and strongly opinionated people. Those who think differently still speak up and their views are heard. The idea that newspapers are an idealogical monolith is one based on wishful thinking rather than analysis. It's a great idea to bandy about, and it gives a convenient enemy to those looking for enemies, but it has little basis in reality.

      That said I came upon this story today that offers another perspective on the plight of newspapers. Count me among the pessimists mentioned in the article.

    68. Re:meh... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      No, I'm just saying that the vast majority of them have very similar liberal biases. Variations may exist in the focal topics of one reporter or another, but they're mostly liberal topics, and topics of particular interest to conservatives are often under-reported, not reported, or reported on by someone who obviously has a liberal bias.

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    69. Re:meh... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Graphic designers are not Gimp users.

      Okay. I Implied that Gimp was for graphic designers. Maybe that was the problem. :)
      Or not... I don't know. I think the more people you can make happy, the better. So because I'm a creative person *and* a logic person, I'd build my apps for those, and then ask others for unfamiliar target groups.
      It would be cool if the Gimp developers had that mindset, or someone would simply build another interface for their backend.

      Nothing wrong with the former, but unless you are the target audience, you will be setting yourself up for a frustrating time. you will only ever be able to say why something works or does not work for you, not why it does or does not work for me.

      Good point. That's why I have to ask you. :D

      Perhaps we can agree that we have different concepts of good enough, and different requirements.

      We sure do. But it's not that simple. On every thing X, our concepts and opinions overlap for α. And every thing X_n has the angle Î_Î1 to every other thing X_m in concept similarity space for every person Î. Or something like that... :D

      How much do you change the app at once? Gimp is established, with a large community of users.

      Nothing. And everything. At the same time. :)
      I simply offer more than one UI. And when proper done, I can even offer everything in between
      The UI should be separated from the logic anyway. (Do you say "anyway" or "anyways"?)
      Planning and developing such things is one of my hobbies. :)

      Strange as it may seem from the outside, there are people who are quite happy with Gimp,

      That's what I said too. There's nothing strange about the target group being happy with the program. :)

      so what is the incentive to make Gimp for the graphic design market?

      I never said something about a "market". Money should play no direct role here.
      My incentive is, to make everyone happy with my projects and ideas, and not only propagate trough breeding, but trough spreading of my reality / mindset too.
      Because in the end, we're just expanding biomass and information.
      It's a part of my interpretation of the meaning of life.

      Of course this might not be the incentive of the developers of Gimp. :)

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    70. Re:meh... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      When you get statistics like 80%+ of people not being able to program VCR's (which were created by large teams and with huge investment) you can be sure most "designers" are just scam artists.

      I always interpreted that statement as an example of the rampant mummery.
      I know, that my grandma can't program a VCR. But that's because she does nut understand the basic concept of menu navigation (prev/next, select/exit, +/-). She does not ever know what the >> on the remote control means.
      If you're that old that your brain is not able to add those concepts, that's Ok. You've done enough in you life to be proud of yourself.
      But, if you're 32, and you can't program a VCR, then sorry... you're a retard.

      I'm even making a game out of testing how many obscure functions I find without the manual. Sometimes I evne find undocumented ones. And osn simple eletronics like VCRs, I rarely miss a documented feature (usually it's one like "press tiny button X with a paperclip for 4 seconds, and then *583-up-enter#"), which then, shows the real bad interface designers. :D

      Another example is the modern computer desktop. What idiot thought it was a good idea for icons to all act differently depending on whether they are in the bottom-right, bottom-middle, bottom-left, top-right or center of the desktop? Highlight, single-click, double-click, right-click, drag, select, you name it, it's all different. It's just a mess for the average computer user.

      Where have you got that example from? I can't remeber a system, where Icons behaved differently, depending on their position. Okay, if you mean buttons looking like icons, i can understand that. That's quite stupid design. :)
      And I would argue that all-icon designs are stupid per se. And the constant mousee-keyboard are even worse. The other two big no-nos are tiny buttons for the most used functions (like those ">" links for pagination on web sites), and mouseoveer-activation for tiny areas (like the sub-menus of the windows start menu. I saw a game, that used these things as obstacles to add difficulty. ...talk about bad interface design. :D

      That whole mess is the reason, I got into interface design (as a hobby for now, but soon hopefully as a profession).
      But right now, I'm too far from the actual state, to even explain these concepts in less than half an hour.
      (And I will make sure, they will be open source exclusives :)

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    71. Re:meh... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      ACs don't have mothers. Not even in-law. :D

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    72. Re:meh... by JohnBailey · · Score: 1

      Aploogies for taking so long to reply.. ISP and email account problems..

      Okay. I Implied that Gimp was for graphic designers. Maybe that was the problem. :)
      Or not... I don't know. I think the more people you can make happy, the better. So because I'm a creative person *and* a logic person, I'd build my apps for those, and then ask others for unfamiliar target groups.
      It would be cool if the Gimp developers had that mindset, or someone would simply build another interface for their backend.

      I think they feel the same way. The goal is always to make the best program possible. But does anybody ever finish a program? Adobe have not finished Photoshop. Only made it fit for the purpose of their target market. The next version of Photoshop will be better. Just like the next version of Gimp..

      The Gimp Devs are working on UI matters, so it isn't a task they are ignoring, just not focusing on to the cost of other stuff.

        http://gui.gimp.org/index.php/GIMP_UI_Redesign

      Commercially produced financially supported software has a different set of priorities. Polish is sometimes as important as the capabilities of the app. the dodgy bits underneath can be sorted out later.

      Nothing. And everything. At the same time. :)
      I simply offer more than one UI. And when proper done, I can even offer everything in between
      The UI should be separated from the logic anyway. (Do you say "anyway" or "anyways"?)
      Planning and developing such things is one of my hobbies. :)

      A good idea. I have no idea if Gimp is a modular enough design or not, so how simple it would be I don't know. Gimp has years of code that is not likely to be thrown out unless there is a fantastic reason. And I would guess that getting a few more users is not really a good enough reason from the maker's point of view. Nothing to stop you suggesting such a thing though, along with any suggestions you have for UI design. They do have a feedback mechanism, along with some people specifically in charge of developing the UI. See above link.. And the correct word is "anyway". Your english is better than my any other language, so no problem.

      If you are interested in UI design, perhaps getting involved in the Gimp project would be an interesting experience.

      I never said something about a "market". Money should play no direct role here.

      My fault. User base is a more appropriate phrase.

      My incentive is, to make everyone happy with my projects and ideas, and not only propagate trough breeding, but trough spreading of my reality / mindset too.
      Because in the end, we're just expanding biomass and information.
      It's a part of my interpretation of the meaning of life.

      It is a good philosophy, but how you apply it depends on the time scale you are looking at, and the available resources. I tend to be more pragmatic. You can never please everyone.

      The interface may be a barrier to some, but not all. Even with a perfect interface, there are tools that are missing and functions that make Gimp useless for graphic designers, but more than adequate for other users. So an interface aimed at someone who can not get their work done without the missing tools is a waste of resources.

      Cinepaint is a variation of Gimp, and it is used by some of the biggest computer graphics houses. So function can be more important than form. Cinepaint does not have a very user friendly interface either. Yet it has the features these users need, so it is used.

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    73. Re:meh... by bit01 · · Score: 1

      But, if you're 32, and you can't program a VCR, then sorry... you're a retard.

      You've just accused the majority of the population of being a retard. I think the problem is with the VCR, not the general population.

      I'm even making a game out of testing how many obscure functions I find without the manual.

      I explore interfaces too however we are not typical of the general population. The general population does not want to waste time learning interfaces that will almost certainly change on the next iteration. And it is not reasonable to expect them to do so anyway.

      In the case of VCR "menu navigation" most have at least the following problems:

      • Way too many keys/buttons, most unused.
      • No clear labeling of most buttons or button sets.
      • Multiple arrow keys for each direction. Which works, and for what?
      • Hidden/missing keys on remote or panel front.
      • Completely non-standard enter-sub-menu key. ie. Enter, ->, -->, >>, -->|, number, WTF is it?
      • Completely non-standard exit-sub-menu key. ie. Esc, <-, <--, N, <<, |<-- WTF is it?
      • Wrapping at the top/bottom of menus, causing the naive user to get lost.
      • Only using arrows (which?) to specify time/date. What is the date/time order? What happens when start time is after end time?
      • Only using numbers to specify time/date. How to undo?
      • Cryptic prompts often written in engineering english, not real, common english.
      • Cryptic prompts often abbreviated to unintelligibility.
      • Cryptic prompts for those whose native language is not English.
      • Cryptic prompts for those who do not have 20/20 eyesight.
      • Cryptic prompts invisible in strong light.
      • Cryptic prompts that have no relation to what is on the TV screen. Naive users are frequently confused by the TV showing one program while they try to record a future program.
      • Often no clear way of telling when you're talking to VCR or to TV. Most users have no idea what a tuner is, why there's two of them and why the procedure for selecting a channel on TV, VCR and VCR-while-timed-recording is often completely different.
      • Keyboard routines that autorepeat in completely inappropriate contexts. (Incidentally, any interface that has a deliberate delay in it will almost certainly be wrong for a large percentage of the population - different people need different delays).
      • Keyboard bounce routines that do not give proper feedback on keypress, causing keys to be pressed too many/few times. Particularly bad on remotes that may be obscured.
      • No obvious undo facility, particularly bad with the previous keypress stuffup.
      • Non-obvious modal interfaces. eg. Why, when I press play (triangle), does nothing happen? The user doesn't know, and quite reasonably doesn't care, that the remote is in "TV" mode when it's one of the few buttons that are completely unambiguous and should actually do something.
      • etc. etc.

      The general population expects menus to be a full white box (no scrolling) with black printing and black triangles to denote sub-menus. Everything else has to be learned.

      The best VCR interface might be 3 dials and a button. Channel, start time, stop time and "do it" labeled properly and with full setting feedback. Failing that, one dial with push for each stage. Sony has something like this but the feedback is still poor.

      Okay, if you mean buttons looking like icons, i can understand that.

      Yes. To the vast majority of computer users an icon is just a symbol on a screen. The fact that it has a box around it (ie. is a button) is almost irrelevant until they are trained for it.

      And the constant mousee-keyboard are even worse.

      True. For both advanced and naive users though for different reasons.

      The other two big no-nos are tiny buttons for the most used functions (like those ">" links for pagination on web sites), and mouseoveer-activation for tiny areas (lik

  3. Unperson by lobiusmoop · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Didn't George Orwell warn us about trying to change our history? I'll keep my photographs as they are, thanks.

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    1. Re:Unperson by eldavojohn · · Score: 3, Funny

      Didn't George Orwell warn us about trying to change our history? I'll keep my photographs as they are, thanks.

      World War III? Well, we know very little about it as records from that era are hazy and photoshopped.

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    2. Re:Unperson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I thought it was Arnold Schwarzenegger:

      Douglas Quaid: Ever heard of Rekall? They sell those fake memories.

      Harry: Oh, "Rekall, Rekall, Rekall". You thinking of going there?

      Douglas Quaid: I don't know, maybe.

      Harry: Well don't. A friend of mine tried one their "special offers", nearly got himself lobotomised.

      Douglas Quaid: No shit?

      Harry: Don't fuck with your brain, pal. It ain't worth it.

      Douglas Quaid: I guess not.

    3. Re:Unperson by WinPimp2K · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Sure, you will keep your photgraphs as they are, but what happens when you see other photographs - perhaps even altered video later that might clearly show something that did not really happen. On of the points was that even the people who "were there" adapt their own memories to match the photograpic "evidence".

      Sure you know that Spielberg digitally altered the guns in "E.T." to big honking walkie talkies.
      Sure you know that "Han shot first".
      You might even remember when Oprah had Ann-Margaret's body.

      But those were all pretty high profile examples. Do you really remember if cousin Lynette was at cousin Bill's wedding twelve years ago? There she is in the group shot - and again at the reception. Or to borrow from George O. - make up your own much more sinister example. Perhaps someone who consistently shows up in media footage of fires for example.

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    4. Re:Unperson by Pichu0102 · · Score: 1

      I don't know. Did he or did they want you to remember that way?

    5. Re:Unperson by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Didn't George Orwell warn us about trying to change our history? I'll keep my photographs as they are, thanks.

      Yeah, but no one cares about what that hack wrote. The example that we take much more seriously is the Harry Potter reference where the Black Family momma burned off several names from the family tree. That's the example that we all really know and have relatives that we could see doing that esp. with removing other branches from the family tree that they don't approve of or like for various reasons. No one thinks that the government will ever have the power to do change history without everyone knowing and agreeing to it.

      Most history books are censored to put their nation in a good light. Some times its only a slight bias; sometimes its not anything we'd ever recognize as history. In all cases, you can make sure that the writers, publishers, and school districts all know about the hidden bias and wouldn't even think of switching out a history book from a different culture/region into another's. It just wouldn't sell well.

    6. Re:Unperson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you 100% and I believe it's an outrage. I mean how am I supposed to know if the pair of fake boobs I'm looking at on the internet are real fake boobs!? For all I know it's a real pair of boobs that have been altered to look large and unnatural.

    7. Re:Unperson by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      make up your own much more sinister example. Perhaps someone who consistently shows up in media footage of fires for example.

      I doubt it would make much difference if Murder, She Wrote is anything to go by. That author was "coincidentally" near *countless* murders, and yet the police never once cottoned on!

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    8. Re:Unperson by Legion_SB · · Score: 1

      Didn't George Orwell warn us about trying to change our history?

      Yes, and so did Grandpa Marsh.

      "Damnit, Billy, this isn't about you havin' to be slaves! This is about history! We can't let them change it!" [1]

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    9. Re:Unperson by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Sure, you will keep your photgraphs as they are, but what happens when you see other photographs - perhaps even altered video later that might clearly show something that did not really happen. On of the points was that even the people who "were there" adapt their own memories to match the photograpic "evidence".

      One day I'm predicting they'll actually manage to master video manipulation well enough to fool people into thinking man landed on the moon...

    10. Re:Unperson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One day I'm predicting they'll actually manage to master video manipulation well enough to fool people into thinking man landed on the moon...

      Considering that some people don't believe when they see real pictures I doubt they'll ever make fake ones good enough to convince everyone.

  4. Dangerous precedent by pzs · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is from the same school of "reality" as those cosmetics commercials where the model has had 6 hours of makeup and artificial eyelashes in order to look like that.

    The more we force life to look perfect, the more we'll be disappointed by what we actually get. There is a great Charlie Brooker skit on aspirational television and how believing that we should be as beautiful and stylish as the cast of Friends and Sex and the City is actually making everybody miserable.

    I would also say that the bumps of imperfection are an important part of our humanity. Examples:

    - Over produced music sounds rubbish because if we can't hear the strumming it doesn't sound like a human being was playing it.

    - If you cook Chilli from a recipe it may come out "perfect every time" but it will also get pretty dull.

    - A sunny day is a much greater joy in Scotland, where it's a rarity.

    Bah, humbug.

    1. Re:Dangerous precedent by vertinox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, the religion of Buddhism is based around the idea that reality is simply a delusion on the grandest scale and once you come to understand that you'll be at peace.

      On the same subject, our economy is really based on illusion/delusions at the core of it. Money itself is inteself of non-intrisnic value. Well, to be fair... Even gold isn't really useful at the basic levels by itself. (Warren Buffet once joked why do value something that just gets dug up from a hole only to be buried in another somewhere in a bank.)

      It is simply only valuable because everyone agrees it to be so. If no one agreed that your money or gold was valuable then you just have unusable matter sitting there.

      In the same aspect, all our social interactions and business dealings are based around perception. TV commercials are the best example of why this works the way it does. If you can make people believe in something, to them it is true.

      If you have control of this perception then you can make people do as you please... Which I think 1984 was trying to point out to us. Its not about just rewriting history but the perception of people on reality.

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    2. Re:Dangerous precedent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The more dangerous precedent is that slashdot keeps posting stories with no evidence to back them up.

      No, I didn't read the article, but the story summary makes a claim, and backs it up with a sample of ONE occurance. WTF? And it was just a story by some art school professor.

      My my how slashdot keeps turning into evidence, facts, and data free sources like Fox News.

    3. Re:Dangerous precedent by ColdWetDog · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Not sure where you're going there. Are you suggesting that we just all sit around and drop acid?

      I just don't think I handle the '60s again....

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    4. Re:Dangerous precedent by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      This is from the same school of "reality" as those cosmetics commercials where the model has had 6 hours of makeup and artificial eyelashes in order to look like that.

      The more we force life to look perfect, the more we'll be disappointed by what we actually get. There is a great Charlie Brooker skit on aspirational television and how believing that we should be as beautiful and stylish as the cast of Friends and Sex and the City is actually making everybody miserable.

      I would also say that the bumps of imperfection are an important part of our humanity. Examples:

      - Over produced music sounds rubbish because if we can't hear the strumming it doesn't sound like a human being was playing it.

      - If you cook Chilli from a recipe it may come out "perfect every time" but it will also get pretty dull.

      - A sunny day is a much greater joy in Scotland, where it's a rarity.

      Bah, humbug.

      6 hours of makeup? Sure, but Photoshop is the main tool used to make models look like they do. I just watched a documentary on the subject a few nights ago.

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    5. Re:Dangerous precedent by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      There is a great Charlie Brooker skit on aspirational television and how believing that we should be as beautiful and stylish as the cast of Friends and Sex and the City is actually making everybody miserable.

      The cast of Sex and the City is beautiful?? Are you kidding?!?

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    6. Re:Dangerous precedent by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      You have to love cosmetic companies. They have managed to convince a hundreds of millions of women that they are ugly without their products! (I personally hate makeup on women). That is some great marketing over the last few generations!

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    7. Re:Dangerous precedent by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Well, the religion of Buddhism is based around the idea that reality is simply a delusion on the grandest scale and once you come to understand that you'll be at peace.

      Mmmh.. interesting. But I think I'll remain under the delusion that the idea that reality is a delusion is itself a delusion, thank you.

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    8. Re:Dangerous precedent by Comboman · · Score: 1

      On the same subject, our economy is really based on illusion/delusions at the core of it. Money itself is inteself of non-intrisnic value. Well, to be fair... Even gold isn't really useful at the basic levels by itself. (Warren Buffet once joked why do value something that just gets dug up from a hole only to be buried in another somewhere in a bank.)

      I agree on the money but not the gold. Due to it's unique properties (malleability, ductility, conductivity, etc) gold has utility value, in other words you can use it for things (it's also shiny and pretty). Additionally, it's relatively rare, which increases it's value. Money on the other hand is nether useful nor rare (the government can print as much as it wants). Or, more accurately: the utility and scarcity of money is artificially controlled whereas the utility and scarcity of gold are intrinsic (until someone invents a replicator).

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    9. Re:Dangerous precedent by xaxa · · Score: 1

      This is from the same school of "reality" as those cosmetics commercials where the model has had 6 hours of makeup and artificial eyelashes in order to look like that.

      I expect you've seen it, but this is a good illustration of that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT4dpFpiTgk

    10. Re:Dangerous precedent by pzs · · Score: 1

      You have to love cosmetic companies.

      Grudgingly respect? Perhaps. Love? No.

      It's absolutely shameless how they play on people's ignorance of science to make the claims they do in their adverts. In particular, Nivea DNAge which implies that it repairs your DNA to stop you aging.

      The tinfoil hat in me wonders whether these people are funding disruptive education legislators to make sure the new generation are ignorant, fearful, insecure and therefore ready to become Nivea consumers.

    11. Re:Dangerous precedent by vertinox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree on the money but not the gold. Due to it's unique properties (malleability, ductility, conductivity, etc) gold has utility value, in other words you can use it for things (it's also shiny and pretty). Additionally, it's relatively rare, which increases it's value.

      Well this might be off topic, but I agree with Warren Buffet personal views. For industrial and manufacturing uses, silver is a better commodity.

      Secondly, gold itself doesn't do anything useful. It doesn't earn you interest and it doesn't exactly beat inflation like the stock market. If you look at inflation, gold was worth way more in 1980 than it was now. (a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Gold_price.png">source)

      And if there was a societal collapse like some gold bugs claim, I would think guns, water, and canned food would be more valuable than gold.

      Well... If you had guns you could simply just take the gold from the people who didn't have guns after all.

      Again, this all about perception and keeping up illusions. If you can make someone believe what you own is valuable, you can make them put forth effort in order to get what you have into their possession.

      If you make someone have a false memory of wanting or liking something you can really make them do as you please.

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    12. Re:Dangerous precedent by Knara · · Score: 1

      Actually all of them except Sarah Jessica Parker look pretty attractive. SJP's problem is that she looks pretty attractive from about 2 angles, and from every other existing angle, she has a face like a foot.

    13. Re:Dangerous precedent by Antibozo · · Score: 1

      Wildly off-topic here, but I'd like to point out that she actually resembles Giger's alien more than a little bit. The biggest difference is that SJP has eyes.

    14. Re:Dangerous precedent by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      The tinfoil hat in me wonders whether these people are funding disruptive education legislators to make sure the new generation are ignorant, fearful, insecure and therefore ready to become Nivea consumers.

      No need, it's already happened. The government has a much more vested interested in a mis- or poorly-education populace than any commercial undertaking could ever have.

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    15. Re:Dangerous precedent by Pope · · Score: 1

      Plus silver can be used to kill the inevitable vampires!

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    16. Re:Dangerous precedent by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Well Charlotte looks great, Samantha has a great body for her age, SJP looks a bit like the 2008 Madonna-zombie, but Miranda is definitely not pretty. She's average at best.

      By the way, it's almost disturbing to have that sort of conversation on Slashdot. On the other hand I guess that makes up for a certain lack of women around here.

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    17. Re:Dangerous precedent by kmac06 · · Score: 1

      There is a great Charlie Brooker skit on aspirational television and how believing that we should be as beautiful and stylish as the cast of Friends and Sex and the City is actually making everybody miserable.

      I think it's actually that thinking the cast of Sex and the City is beautiful and stylish is making people miserable.

    18. Re:Dangerous precedent by xenn · · Score: 1

      I thought it was werewolves.

    19. Re:Dangerous precedent by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Hey, man, if you can remember the 60's, you weren't there!

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    20. Re:Dangerous precedent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Due to it's unique properties
      which increases it's value

      "its".

      The other places two that you used "it's", you used it correctly. Please learn the difference between "it's" and "its". Thank you for your cooperation.

    21. Re:Dangerous precedent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the same time, the desire not to improve reality can be even more damning. Imagine if everyone on earth was hit in the gut by a baseball bat every Saturday and this has occurred for all of human history. Then someone develops plate mail technology - no one would have to worry about being hit ever again.

      Philosophies would spring up over night as to why being hit with a bat is good. It builds character. It toughens us up. It makes every other day of the week that much sweeter. To be human is to suffer.

      I don't think it's our flaws that make us human, but our drive to surpass them.

    22. Re:Dangerous precedent by syousef · · Score: 1

      - If you cook Chilli from a recipe it may come out "perfect every time" but it will also get pretty dull.

      - A sunny day is a much greater joy in Scotland, where it's a rarity.

      I don't have to go where the weather is miserable and eat bad curry to appreciate and enjoy good weather and good curry. I can just vary the recipe a little and travel to where the weather is awful once to get the idea.

      People are built to try to improve their lives. Good thing too. You don't think that computer you're using grew on a tree do you? When we make things better we take them for granted and try to make them even better. It's called tenacity and it's not why we're miserable - it's why we got as far as we did. The trick is to know whether something is truly physically possible or wether some schmuck made an ad that tells you it is despite it being a fabrication for the sole purpose of stealing your cash by preying on your gullibility and selling junk.

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  5. huh??? by nomadic · · Score: 5, Funny

    You mean I WASN'T Scarlett Johansson's date to last year's Oscars??? Despite the picture I have of it??

    1. Re:huh??? by shadowrat · · Score: 1

      That two timing whore! I always thought she was MY date to the oscars!

    2. Re:huh??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something tells me that if you were to PS yourself into a picture with Scoarlett Johansson, it wouldn't be going to the Oscars. Unless that's what you kids are calling it these days.

  6. You didn't need photoshop. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The Soviets altered photographs several decades ago.

    Preempting "Americans do it too!"

    1. Re:You didn't need photoshop. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but in Soviet Russia, photos alter you.

    2. Re:You didn't need photoshop. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But in this case, that meme is also true!

  7. It's all great till you don't exist by Lostlander · · Score: 1

    If this kind of practice becomes common place it wouldn't be long before we start editing people we dislike out of history and ignoring they ever existed. Follow that with a couple decades and people will be erased from media for any number of crimes against the "state".

    1. Re:It's all great till you don't exist by pilgrim23 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Burning of the Library of Alexandria, the Witch Scare of the middle ages, Shakespeare's re-write of British history in Macbeth...
      "I have ancient proof that space aliens wrote the Declaration of Independence, That Howard Hughes wrote a will, that Elvis had a love child with _____ fill in bimbo du jours.. oh and do be careful, the ink's not quite dry"..
      Changing our collective memory is nothing new.

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    2. Re:It's all great till you don't exist by diskis · · Score: 1
  8. Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just photoshop a better looking woman over all my girlfriend's pictures.

  9. Flamewar! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2, Funny

    OK, let's try and get organized:

    Photoshop vs. GIMP here --->

    EMACS vs. Vi there ---->

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    1. Re:Flamewar! by Jellybob · · Score: 4, Funny

      Holy crap... you want me to try and do image editing with EMACS?

      Clearly Vi would do a much better job of it ;)

    2. Re:Flamewar! by Tejin · · Score: 5, Funny
      So you are proposing a flame war between the emacs/vi people and the PS/GiMP people?

      "Our longstanding animosity is longer-standing than your longstanding animosity!"

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    3. Re:Flamewar! by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

      No way, man..

      Emacs has a console plugin. With the plugin you can launch ImageMagick's convert of morgrify to modify images. Best you can do with vi is a hexed of the image data :)

    4. Re:Flamewar! by MrMr · · Score: 1

      What's so strange about that? I hack ppm and eps files for printing, previewing or to modify some colors. Vi is perfectly suited for that.

    5. Re:Flamewar! by Jellybob · · Score: 1

      In spirit of text editor flaming:

      :!mogrify -trim ~/input.png

    6. Re:Flamewar! by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      Holy crap... you want me to try and do image editing with EMACS?

      Can't you just install GIMP on EMACS and do your editing that way?

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    7. Re:Flamewar! by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Holy crap... you want me to try and do image editing with EMACS?

      Clearly Vi would do a much better job of it ;)

      M-x artist-mode :-)

    8. Re:Flamewar! by The+Dancing+Panda · · Score: 1

      Do people really compare Photoshop to GIMP? It's barely an arguement. Photoshop is the state of the art in terms of image manipulation, and GIMP barely holds a candle to it.

      For the record, I use GIMP all the time. I like GIMP. GIMP is free, whereas photoshop is extremely expensive. But if they were the same price, there's no question as to which I'd choose.

      Just feeding the flames, carry on.

    9. Re:Flamewar! by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      Kino uses vi commands to edit video

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    10. Re:Flamewar! by kiehlster · · Score: 1

      Nano, my friends. Nano. When wouldn't you want your photo editor to default wrap all images to the next line?

    11. Re:Flamewar! by frogzilla · · Score: 1

      There is at least one tool to convert images to text so that emacs and vi become useful image editors.

      http://sng.sourceforge.net/

      Also, emacs is clearly superior.

    12. Re:Flamewar! by Oidhche · · Score: 1

      Actually, the reverse is probably true. I'm sure there's some good image-editing utility on the EMACS operating system. For text editing, though, I'd choose vi. EMACS is great, but it lacks a good text editor.

    13. Re:Flamewar! by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I don't see why not, it's all in the LISP family.

    14. Re:Flamewar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy crap... you want me to try and do image editing with EMACS?

      Clearly Vi would do a much better job of it ;)

      Nonsense, EMACS would definitely be better than Vi. After all, Vi is just a text-editor, whereas EMACS is an entire OS featuring everything except a good text-editor. Surely there's a Ctrl-Alt-Meta-Shift-Alter-History-Through-Photograph-Faking command in there somewhere.

    15. Re:Flamewar! by Philip+Shaw · · Score: 1

      Heresy!
      Emacs Lisp is a common Lisp derivative, whereas Script-Fu is related to Scheme. THis gives usyet another topic for flame wars:
      Common Lisp vs. Scheme over here please----->

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    16. Re:Flamewar! by Philip+Shaw · · Score: 1

      There is one for Emacs 21, but IIRC it is only a front end to ImageMagick and a preview panel. There is also a video editor (with playback from within the Emacs window if you are running under X or Windows).

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    17. Re:Flamewar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Our longstanding animosity is longer-standing than your longstanding animosity!"

      Is not.

  10. Why take pictures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm just gonna go without any photos altogether thank you very much.

    If I can't remember it, it's not worth remembering.

    1. Re:Why take pictures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mental fap material lasks maybe a week or a month. Photos last a lifetime.

  11. In soviet russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...they did pretty well without PS

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photo_manipulation#History

    1. Re:In soviet russia... by LordEd · · Score: 1

      Wrong format. In Soviet Russia, Photoshop alters you! I think you're closer to the "In North Korea" format where only old people use photoshop.

  12. There is real psychological truth to this by TheLazySci-FiAuthor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    http://abcnews.go.com/technology/story?id=98195&page=1

    I love to cite this study whenever a decision is being made on the 'memory' of, say, a result - rather than an actual record.

    There is another study, which I can't promply locate, in which subjects were shown several colors and then a day or two later, when asked to recall which colors they saw, they picked colors brighter and more saturated than those they had been shown.

    This, to me, shows why the 'golden age' phenomenon is so prevalent.

    1. Re:There is real psychological truth to this by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2, Funny

      This, to me, shows why the 'golden age' phenomenon is so prevalent.

      I don't care what you say. Music was objectively better in the 70's... even taking disco into account.

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    2. Re:There is real psychological truth to this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, GP did link a particular article, and not the entire site. Even mainstream media has interesting science articles once in a while.

    3. Re:There is real psychological truth to this by TheLazySci-FiAuthor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      hmm -that is a pretty good argument actually.

      After all, I find grape juice to be genuinely better after a couple years of sitting around, maybe some similar method of action is taking place here ;)

      Then again, there is the Rick Astley counter-argument to take into account, let us not forget.

    4. Re:There is real psychological truth to this by Spatial · · Score: 1

      All in all, human memory is extremely unreliable. People can also remember things that never happened, or which happened completely differently than how they recall. Just trying to remember something can change one's memories; you grasp at the vague ideas memory gives you and reconstruct it, and the reconstruction is based on your own biases and imagination as much as it is recorded information. It changes in the same way a story changes over time as it's told. On top of that, one's certainty of having a correct memory doesn't correlate with its accuracy.

      I'd go so far as to say that the frailty of our memory is one of our species' most serious faults where our 'hardware' is concerned. It makes the past to appear better than the present, it makes people forget terrible things, allowing them to happen over and over again. We are very much beings of the immediate. I know that it's an advantage in some ways, but on the whole I think we'd be better off if we forgot a lot less.

      You might want to try to falsify this post yourselves though, since I'm recalling this information from memory...

    5. Re:There is real psychological truth to this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://abcnews.go.com/technology/story?id=98195&page=1

      I love to cite this study whenever a decision is being made on the 'memory' of, say, a result - rather than an actual record.

      There is another study, which I can't promply locate

      Or... is there?

    6. Re:There is real psychological truth to this by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      That was the 80s. Big difference, although even Rick Astley is preferable to most of what passes for popular music these days.

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    7. Re:There is real psychological truth to this by aniefer · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confabulation
      Consider the case of the person digitally added to a wedding photo. After looking at that photo for years, it would not necessarily be surprising to actually remember that person as being there.

    8. Re:There is real psychological truth to this by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      And I don't care what you say. Music looked better in the 60's. Colors tasted brighter and spicier too. The 70's were such a let down.

    9. Re:There is real psychological truth to this by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      objectively better than the 80s. Still not "good" though. The 90s weren't too bad. "Alternative," which was mainstream at the time is quite listenable, although not particularly groundbreaking.

      Nevertheless, it was far better than the drug-addled collision of tones that survives as the "best" of the 70s. And that's without even mentioning the pinnacle of 70s metal had a guy wearing kitty cat face paint.

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    10. Re:There is real psychological truth to this by Philip+Shaw · · Score: 1

      Then again, there is the Rick Astley counter-argument to take into account, let us not forget.

      But we're never gonna let him go.

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    11. Re:There is real psychological truth to this by syousef · · Score: 1

      then asked to recall which colors they saw, they picked colors brighter and more saturated than those they had been shown

      I'm glad it's not the other way around but nor am I surprised. What evolutionary purpose would remembering things as duller and less saturated serve? A depressed creature is easier to kill and eat. Even if they're not they'll last less long through illness or misadventure.

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    12. Re:There is real psychological truth to this by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Too bad they didn't cite this study when they were locking up innocent people as child-molesters based on the testimony of 6-year-olds.

      I've seen this effect in myself many times. It's hard to remember, and thanks to the Internet, there are more and more things that I can go back and explore after not having experienced them for 20 or 30 years or more. Sometimes I remember them very well. Sometimes I don't. Sometimes I remember one little detail very well, but everything else is completely forgotten.

      For the record, the Banana Splits theme _is_ still the best theme song ever written, but the show itself really was pretty tedious.

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  14. We only record what we want to remember by Dekortage · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's unlikely that you take photographs of every mundane aspect of your life. Some people do it, sure, but those aren't the pictures they want to put into photo albums, flash on their iPods, or hang on their walls. Selective history already plays a role in how we take and keep pictures, so this is just a natural progression of that: keep that photograph, but make it happier.

    The Soviet Communists were experts at this. But in Soviet Russia, photos erase you!

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    1. Re:We only record what we want to remember by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      It's unlikely that you take photographs of every mundane aspect of your life.

      Ever see Richard Williams? I hear he takes that 5 foot camera into the toilet with him to take a picture of the shit.

  15. my WR marathon time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have this marathon finish photo - I need someone to change the 3 to a 2 so my memory will be better... :-)

  16. Thanks Taco by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

    Wow! Thanks CmdrTaco. I'd never heard of this "Photoshop" thing before. Who knew that you could alter photographs?!?

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  17. It's all big massive circle. by kabocox · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You know all those ancient statues and such and sculptures made or those paintings by artists? Do you honestly think that everyone generally looked as good as the painting/statues? We've always done this. If anything because, I as the king/rich person would lop off some artist/sculpture's head if they didn't make me look good.

    Move forward a few centuries and you've got household publishing with the internet/office apps. I wouldn't lop off the wife's or the kids' heads if they didn't make me look good in the family website or photo album, but we'd all pick the shots and photoshop what we can get away with to look our best. (The wife and kids have been taught what we think is decent taste in picking out photos and better pictures from a set so they should know better than posting poor pics.)

    It's sort of like the concept of dressing up for photos. No one ever actually wears that sort of crap. It's only used to make you look as what the current culture set thinks presentable for art/photos/pictures is and that's it. (It's all rented or thrown away after that single use because you'd never wear it again.)

    1. Re:It's all big massive circle. by DangerFace · · Score: 1

      Umm... You seem to live a very different life to me. Never in my life have I even considered dressing up specifically for a photo in clothes that I will wear once and then throw away, or even just clothes I wouldn't normally wear.

      Admittedly, I am a bit of a trollface, and I always look awful in photos, so maybe there is something to this whole 'shallowness' angle you're pushing.

    2. Re:It's all big massive circle. by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      You know all those ancient statues and such and sculptures made or those paintings by artists? Do you honestly think that everyone generally looked as good as the painting/statues? We've always done this. If anything because, I as the king/rich person would lop off some artist/sculpture's head if they didn't make me look good.

      Move forward a few centuries and you've got household publishing with the internet/office apps. I wouldn't lop off the wife's or the kids' heads if they didn't make me look good in the family website or photo album, but we'd all pick the shots and photoshop what we can get away with to look our best. (The wife and kids have been taught what we think is decent taste in picking out photos and better pictures from a set so they should know better than posting poor pics.)

      It's sort of like the concept of dressing up for photos. No one ever actually wears that sort of crap. It's only used to make you look as what the current culture set thinks presentable for art/photos/pictures is and that's it. (It's all rented or thrown away after that single use because you'd never wear it again.)

      Okay...you say that your taught your wife what decent taste is, and you refer to yourself in that sentence as "we." I'm thinking that your reference to kings must be because you are one.

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      "I zero-index my hamsters" - Willtor (147206)
    3. Re:It's all big massive circle. by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      Do you honestly think that everyone generally looked as good as the painting/statues?
      Man, I'm scared to think just how ugly Mona Lisa must have actually been in real life!

      --

      What are we going to do tonight Brain?
    4. Re:It's all big massive circle. by paradoxSpirit · · Score: 1
      "Do you honestly think that everyone generally looked as good as the painting/statues?"

      I'm sure Avogadro could have made a good use of Photoshop

      --
      "Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane" -PKD
    5. Re:It's all big massive circle. by kabocox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Umm... You seem to live a very different life to me. Never in my life have I even considered dressing up specifically for a photo in clothes that I will wear once and then throw away, or even just clothes I wouldn't normally wear.

      Admittedly, I am a bit of a trollface, and I always look awful in photos, so maybe there is something to this whole 'shallowness' angle you're pushing.

      I was thinking of crap my mom made us dress up in growing up mostly. But haven't you been in a wedding party, funeral, high school/college graduation, or heck baby shower? O.k. baby showers don't require new clothes, but the clothes that the baby gets are of the let's dress 'em up cute and take pics variety. Didn't you have a year book where you had 2-3 pictures? Didn't you have "picture day"? O.k. Picture Day you'd wear what you'd normally wear, but in high school we had glamor shots. Trust me there were lots of one time or limited time outfits there. How about prom?

      I've only had to wear a suit for a job interviews and getting married in. (Which was a different fancier rental suit.) Did your wife buy, borrow, or rent her wedding dress or how about bridesmaids dresses?

      How about Halloween or Christmas? I bet you've bot something or see people go out to buy something just to where for that holiday. Now a days, there are several one day use reasons for clothing. O.k. if you wanna be cheap or don't do that holiday/event than you can skip out on the expense.

      If it's your event though, you'll be expected to dress the part though rather or not you really want to. If you doubt me, try to get married in what you'd wear to work every day. You'd be vetoed by your future wife, your mother, your future mother-in-law, and then various guests that are in on the planning.

      Now no one says that you have to dress up for something, but if you throw some event/party then some forms of dressing up may be required and expected of the hosts and the guests. No one says that your guests have to attend your event, but some things they'll have to go to if they are really socially tied to you or you happen to be their boss.

    6. Re:It's all big massive circle. by corerunner · · Score: 1

      I call straw man. First you describe dressing up specifically for the purpose of looking the part in a photo. Then you defend yourself by stating that we've all dressed up for special occasions. Photos are often taken at a special occasion, but that's generally not the primary reason for dressing formally or in costume. I mean, c'mon... Halloween? Weddings? Get real!

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      "Don't hate the media, become the media." -Jello Biafra
    7. Re:It's all big massive circle. by kabocox · · Score: 1

      I call straw man. First you describe dressing up specifically for the purpose of looking the part in a photo. Then you defend yourself by stating that we've all dressed up for special occasions. Photos are often taken at a special occasion, but that's generally not the primary reason for dressing formally or in costume. I mean, c'mon... Halloween? Weddings? Get real!

      I guess my family is the only ones that dress up and take pictures before the event and only rarely at or after the event. Most event pictures are rarely looked at, but kept somewhere. The same can be said of any clothing related to said event. Sure the family might not throw the clothes way, but we might as well. I've never seen any past Halloween clothes or wedding clothes, but they may still exist some where. I didn't think that I was describing dressing up specifically for the purpose of looking the part in a photo, but it seems that every photo that I was even advance warning and not just taken, I've been able to pick what I think is my best for said photo. I generally don't go out purchasing clothes for single shot photos, but its something I remember my mom doing when we were kids. Do I dress up for every instance of when I might get recorded or a photo taken? No that'd be insane today. You can't buy stuff in stores without being recorded. If you live in a city or at "events," you are liable get photographed. Photography has changed to where now you can have tons of recorded images easily/cheaply. That doesn't mean that they'd be decent good quality that you'd want to share.

      I was trying to come up with examples that others may choose to dress up for. My mom had this thing of every year dragging the family to get a family picture taken. We always dressed up in clothes that were purchased just for that. I've never worn any of the clothes that I was photographed in if I had any choice in the matter at all. (Actually, if I had my choice, the clothes, negatives, and photographer would all be gathered and burned, but its something my mom paid for and thought looked cute, which some how excuses it. I'm almost certain that mom has those clothes somewhere in an attic.) Strangely, my kids might as well not exist out side of school pictures. We just don't seem to take pictures. We get copies other family members made, but we don't really go out of our way to do it to ourselves.

    8. Re:It's all big massive circle. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      The same question applies to those events, though. Why do we dress up for interviews, weddings, funerals, Easter/Christmas, prom, etc? We'd never EVER wear the uncomfortable stuff on any other day of the year, but we need to wear it to create a memory that other people will have of us.

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      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    9. Re:It's all big massive circle. by Philip+Shaw · · Score: 1

      I would point out that a properly fitting suit is not uncomfortable, and nor is black tie or formal morning wear (I have never worn white tie, but unless you wear a boiled shirt, it would be just as comfortable unless it is weighed down with medals and honours).

      Women's formal clothing is traditionally designed for style over comfort, but lounge sits are derived from clothes intended to be worn while riding, whilst black tie was deigned specifically to be comfortable whilst still being elegant.

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      "A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."- Winston Churchill
    10. Re:It's all big massive circle. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Be that as it may, affordable nice clothes are uncomfortable, and unless your parents have money coming out their ears they aren't going to spend big bucks for nice clothes for their kids. I know my nice clothes weren't comfortable.

      For that matter, even "good" nice clothes are going to feel uncomfortable to someone who's used to wearing shorts and a t-shirt.

      --
      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
  18. Speaking of fake by QuietLagoon · · Score: 5, Funny
    this faked photograph actually created the assumption people kind of remember him as there."
    .

    That sentence kind of creates the assumption of making sense.

    1. Re:Speaking of fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In TFA, there is a dash between "assumption" and "people".

  19. Digital vs. analoge photo's by JustKidding · · Score: 3, Insightful

    in a way, digital photography has taken things away from us.

    Photo's used to be precious, they carried a real cost (film, development and printing), and because of that, you used to think about what was worth taking a picture of. Today, a cheap memory card will hold hundreds of photo's, and digital cameras are cheaper than decent quality analog camera's have ever been. It's nearly impossible to find a new cellphone without a (crappy) digital camera in it.

    Because a digital photo carries practically no cost, people tend to be less thoughtful about what they take pictures of.

    Already, I've found myself frustrated and drowning in thousands of mediocre pictures.

    These pictures reside everywhere and nowhere; some are uploaded to various websites, others are emailed, yet others exist only on a hard drive and maybe a backup somewhere. The ease and low cost of copying should mean that shouldn't ever get lost, but in reality, they do get lost, hard drives crash, optical disks go bad, or they are just forgotten in a swamp of old files never to be found again.

    There is something about a box full of old, fading photographs that digital photo's just can't offer.

    And that's just assuming the photo's haven't been altered. With analog photo's, you could be reasonably sure they weren't faked, because it was fairly difficult and time consuming to fake an analog picture. With the digital ones, it gets easier all the time. What's the point of having a photo of something that didn't happen? You might as well watch a movie, that's not real either.

    Ofcourse, I understand why a professional photographer would want to change a picture, for artistic reasons, or to remove something ugly from a picture, like a piece of trash in the background of your best wedding photo.

    1. Re:Digital vs. analoge photo's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      With the digital ones, it gets easier all the time. What's the point of having a photo of something that didn't happen?


      Of course, I understand why a professional photographer would want to change a picture, for artistic reasons, or to remove something ugly from a picture, like a piece of trash in the background of your best wedding photo.

      But, doesn't getting rid of the bride in wedding pictures contradict your first point?

    2. Re:Digital vs. analoge photo's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're thinking of prints. Print the good digipics and you can put them in the same box as the old ones.

      I've got plenty of film prints of my thumb, so don't assume more expensive is better :p

    3. Re:Digital vs. analoge photo's by dave420 · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's a shame apostrophes don't cost money.

    4. Re:Digital vs. analoge photo's by SolarStorm · · Score: 1

      "Photo's used to be precious, they carried a real cost (film, development and printing), and because of that, you used to think about what was worth taking a picture of." Obviously you never met my wife! We have stacks of photo albums documenting my kids history from their first burp to well yesterday. I sure if we ran them with a .25 second delay between frames it would appear like a cheap animation. The problem is not with volume but with organization and storage. I love the digital medium, A little organization, some careful selection, a few digital frames and wow, we are now seeing pictures that would normally sat in a photo album only to be seen at weddings or funerals. It is just a different way of thinking about the photo.

    5. Re:Digital vs. analoge photo's by cowscows · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you gotta take the good with the bad. Digital provides so many advantages over analog film that I wouldn't go back for a million dollars.

      At the end of the day, a good photographer will take the time to compose a good photo, regardless of what technology is in their hands. For an hack like me who mostly takes pictures less for artistic purposes and more for straight up documentation, digital cameras have made my life about a zillion times easier.

      --

      One time I threw a brick at a duck.

    6. Re:Digital vs. analoge photo's by Jerf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Technology always "takes stuff away", but the entire reason we pursue it is that it gives more stuff back.

      Yes, I am "deprived" from my connection with Mother Earth because I am not a subsistence farmer, but I am happy that I don't have to spend a lot of time hungry or worrying about food, and it's my responsibility to plow the resulting freed time into something useful.

      Yes, I am socially deprived because I am no longer economically forced to live with my extended family, but in turn, I get to form social links of my own choosing. It's my own damn fault if I don't take advantage of the superior options that opens up.

      Yes, making photos easy cheapens each given photo, but it also makes it easier to experiment without blowing a wad. I didn't even bother with an analog camera because I wasn't willing to put the time in to learn, let alone spend the money, but with my digital camera I've learned a lot because I can take twenty pictures of the same thing with near-immediate feedback, and virtually no cost. If you don't end up with a superior photo collection in the end, that's your fault, not the technologies; all the tech did was make it cheaper and easier to end up with that result.

      When someone pisses and moans like you do, my answer is that the fault lies with you, twofold: First, you need to take advantage of what is offered rather than bitching about it, and second, you need to stop bitching about other people perhaps taking advantage of the new ease-of-use to do things that you don't approve of, which gets nothing more than a BFD from me. Other people taking bad photos does not diminish your life, and it enriches theirs, especially since the alternative is not going to be "spending years learning to take photos" but "not taking photos at all".

      Stop whining, reach out, and take advantage of life! There's so much stuff to do and all that worldview will do is make you miserable amongst abundance!

    7. Re:Digital vs. analoge photo's by CastrTroy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Personally I find that the ability to take a lot of pictures at absolutely no cost has actually done a lot for photography. People aren't worried anymore that they are wasting film, or developing costs, so they just take a bunch of pictures. I know that I have a lot of the really nice pictures I have, simply because I could take 20 pictures without having to worry about the 19 that didn't turn out well. When I look back at my old family albums, there aren't a lot of pictures, and of the pictures that are there, a good number of them are somewhat bad quality. When I look back at the albums I have for my kids, there's a lot of really great photos.

      --

      Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
    8. Re:Digital vs. analoge photo's by pla · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Photo's used to be precious, they carried a real cost (film, development and printing), and because of that, you used to think about what was worth taking a picture of.

      Although somewhat true, I have literally dozens of boxes of old photos and slides from my grandparents, mostly of the most mundane-looking scenes. Clearly the expense (my grandparents in no way counted as wealthy) and time didn't keep them from clicking away furiously while on vacation.

      I do, however, have to agree with you, in part... Thanks to having each picture basically "free" on a modern digital, with near-infinite capacity, I'll snap off a 3-burst at just about anything that even vaguely interests me. As a result, I have a far lower ratio of "good" pictures overall, but a much, much higher ratio of truly stunning ones. While in all those boxes I've found perhaps ten that elicit a "wow" of awe, on my last vacation alone I managed perhaps twice that many.


      Already, I've found myself frustrated and drowning in thousands of mediocre pictures.

      Yes, the ease of shooting off 300 pictures means you have plenty of crap to go through at the end of the day... But thanks to the ease not only of taking those pictures, but of viewing and deleting them, I can go through the whole lot in under ten minutes.

      And as for drowning in thousands of them - Delete the crap! Simple as that. If you take a burst, only keep the best of the group. If you take something blurry, gone. If you take 50 shots of the same whale only to notice later that you can't tell it from a bit of driftwood, delete the whole lot of 'em (except perhaps one to make fun of). You can think of it as a sort of "composition after the fact" - Shoot first and ask questions later.


      There is something about a box full of old, fading photographs that digital photo's just can't offer.

      Yeah - Dust. Lots of it.

    9. Re:Digital vs. analoge photo's by ShatteredArm · · Score: 1

      Well, if you read the summary, you'd think they do.

    10. Re:Digital vs. analoge photo's by forgoodmeasure · · Score: 1

      I agree that no-cost photography is a helpful development.

      In the 1970s and 1980s budding photographers were advised to spend more money on film than on equipment. And the pros would routinely throw out the vast majority of the pics they made.

      The difference now is that these practices can now be conducted on a far smaller budget.

    11. Re:Digital vs. analoge photo's by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      Personally I find that the ability to take a lot of pictures at absolutely no cost has actually done a lot for photography. People aren't worried anymore that they are wasting film, or developing costs, so they just take a bunch of pictures. I know that I have a lot of the really nice pictures I have, simply because I could take 20 pictures without having to worry about the 19 that didn't turn out well. When I look back at my old family albums, there aren't a lot of pictures, and of the pictures that are there, a good number of them are somewhat bad quality. When I look back at the albums I have for my kids, there's a lot of really great photos.

      Agreed. We used to go on vacation somewhere and you'd have a finite amount of film. Maybe two or three rolls. Maybe you could stop and buy more...maybe you couldn't. And there was always a thought in the back of your head "is this worth taking a picture?"

      I can't count the number of times I wished I had taken a picture, but I didn't, because I didn't want to waste the film. Goofy little things that didn't seem to matter too much at the time, but now I wish I had a picture.

      I can't count the number of times I wasn't able to take a picture because I was just plain out of film.

      Then there are all the pictures that just don't come out the way you want them to, and you wind up either wishing you hadn't wasted the film, or wishing you had taken more than one picture.

      With digital I can take virtually unlimited pictures. Hundreds, thousands of pictures on a tiny little memory card. I routinely carry around far more memory than I'm likely to use over the course of a vacation. And if I do start running out I can easily dump them to my laptop, or email them to myself, or even stuff them into my PDA.

      And with digital it is immediately obvious which pictures didn't come out right, so I can re-take them.

      These days I find myself with more pictures that I value and want to hang on to...not less.

      And as far as the GP complaining about losing pictures... I guess maybe it's easier to lose a memory card than it is a box of photos, simply because it is smaller... But it's also very easy to save your pictures because they're smaller.

      All my pictures eventually find their way to a RAID-5 NAS, so a drive failure or two isn't going to lose them. And I routinely back up all my important documents to DVD, which then winds up in a safety deposit box. And I can put a lot of pictures on a DVD or two. And the really nice pictures get printed professionally on photographic paper and put into albums or framed.

      --
      "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." -Oscar Wilde
    12. Re:Digital vs. analoge photo's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't use apostrophes to pluralize, you moron. It's "photos", not "photo's". (And if you're claiming that you're using an apostrophe because you're contracting "photographs", then why didn't you use an apostrophe after the singular "photo"? I'll tell you why; it's because you were using it to pluralize, isn't it? ISN'T IT? Don't lie to me.)

  20. Reality is boring anyway... by argent · · Score: 3, Funny

    They promised us moonbases and flying cars, and instead we've got Lolbush's "Mars Tomorrow" scheme and $4.00 a gallon gas. People are living online and in VR, already, because that's the only place you can get a reliable jetpack... and some of the coolest stories on the net are about things like steampunk laptops... so who cares about something as mundane as a reverse-dorian-gray fetish?

    1. Re:Reality is boring anyway... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A kindly reminder that $4/gallon is actually one of the more affordable prices in American history, adjusted for inflation, and that you can't expect historically all-time-low prices to stay that way forevers.

    2. Re:Reality is boring anyway... by argent · · Score: 1

      What virtual reality are you living in?

      According to this chart it hasn't been over $3.50 in 2008 dollars since 1918.

  21. creepy... by inerlogic · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm a photographer and i had a bride ask me if i could photoshop her father into one of the shots.... only problem.... he died 3 weeks before the wedding. i did it, and it looks good... but it's creepy as hell.

    1. Re:creepy... by funaho · · Score: 3, Funny

      REALLY creepy is when you pull up the shots in photoshop and he's already in them, even before you start editing.

    2. Re:creepy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only because you made him look like Casper the Ghost.

    3. Re:creepy... by zolaar · · Score: 1

      Well maybe if you hadn't desaturated Daddy's layer with 50% transparency, it wouldn't look so darn creepy.

      And replacing his head with a jack-o-lantern? She used to love Halloween...

      --
      One man's constant is another man's variable.
    4. Re:creepy... by cffrost · · Score: 1

      I'm a photographer and i had a bride ask me if i could photoshop her father into one of the shots.... only problem.... he died 3 weeks before the wedding. i did it, and it looks good... but it's creepy as hell.

      PROTIP: Avoid using postmortem shots in family photo projects, especially those taken during autopsies, funerals or exhumations. Instead, ask your customer for photos of the deceased taken while he/she was still amongst the living.

      --
      Thank you, Edward Snowden.

      "Arguments from authority are worthless." —Carl Sagan
    5. Re:creepy... by clickety6 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should have used a photo of him from before they put him in the coffin....

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  22. Does it matter? by digitalhermit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I once believed that history can never be changed. We could make changes in the future, but the past was set in stone. The last person I thought would disagree with this was a history professor. But sure enough, my college history professor explains to the class that history is always changing. Whoever interprets the "records" makes the history.

    Ask most 30- and 40-something guys what their high school or college was like and it's almost certain to be different from the reality. We remember what we want. We interpret how we want. The story of the three blind men and the elephant is an old take on this.

    1. Re:Does it matter? by bill_kress · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of something I saw a while ago http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=befugtgikMg.

      Completely changing someone elses' thoughts from a simple conversation.

      If you take into your mindset that people are THIS vulnerable to manipulation, it should change your outlook on a lot of things, and probably make you quite a bit more paranoid.

    2. Re:Does it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask most 30- and 40-something guys what their high school or college was like and it's almost certain to be different from the reality.

      depends, Some were blind in school, or did a lot of drugs. Me I remember that Highschool was simply a mass of misery and assholes, a waste of time learning nothing useful outside of Math and chemistry classes. College, I learned something useful, people were less assholes because you did not have the moron Jocks in Physics, Electronics Engineering, chemistry and calculus classes. Plus it was far easier to find a group like you and avoided the morons that think college is simply a 4 year party.

      But highschool? It sucked, and only those that were the school assholes think otherwise.

      BTW, I'm 40.

    3. Re:Does it matter? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      "History is written by the victor" --Unknown

      Thankfully attempts to hide or alter history are not always successful. Take Incan history. Most of us learned that a handful of Spanish conquistadors took down the entire Incan empire by themselves. This version was reported by the Spanish. More recent archaeological discoveries point out that while the Incans were the dominant Native American tribe in South America, they were not the only ones. The Incans had conquered others as they built their empire. When the Spanish arrived, they forged alliances with some of these other tribes, and the Spanish had help from their Native American allies when they conquered the Incans.

      --
      Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
    4. Re:Does it matter? by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

      :)

      I had pretty much the same experience. Being the smallest kid in school, wearing second-hand clothes, socially inept, glasses, visual tics... not exactly a recipe for popularity. But I got through it.. The reason I don't remember it much is not because it was particularly horrible, but because life has just been so much better every year since leaving high school.

  23. Already done by camperdave · · Score: 1

    Already being done. In fact, there is a commercial (for Dell, I think) where this guy takes a bunch of photos with his girlfriend, then cuts her out of all of the shots, and inserts another girl.

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    When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
    1. Re:Already done by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Does he insert another girl into the pictures? I thought the idea was that he cropped his old girlfriend out, and then it's showing pictures he really did take with his new girlfriend.

      If he's just cropping his old girlfriend out, then it's the same thing people have been doing for a hundred years with a pair of scissors.

    2. Re:Already done by camperdave · · Score: 1

      OK, I found the commercial on YouTube, and all he does is crop out the old GF and upload the photos to Windows Live. I just assumed from the line "Load, edit, and share your photos" that the guy had shopped in his new girl into his old pictures.

      --
      When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
  24. On the flip side by Kid+Zero · · Score: 1

    ... in 30 years they'll be passing the photo around asking "Who are these people? When was this taken? Why do I have this?"

  25. Kids and pets demand photoshop by MosesJones · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Last year one of the grandparents wanted to get all of the grand kids and the pets into a single photo. This is 7 kids under the age of 7, 4 cats and 3 dogs (combined weight of the dogs is around 300lbs, big dogs). They didn't want the adults in the photo just the pets and kids.

    Without photoshop that picture wouldn't exist. First of all the cats don't like being held for more than 20 seconds and the kids won't stop falling on the dogs and cuddling them, secondly there is a boy in the mix who appears to be a source of near infinite energy. The video of the photoshoot is hilarious as we try and get them all in one place. In the end after over 300 pictures with around 20 nearly there shots I hit photoshop and created a composite image that looked superb in around 20 minutes.

    That doesn't change my memory of the event (people are weird if they start creating a fantasy world) but it does mean there is now a decent picture on the wall. There is a line here between doctoring to create a potential reality and doctoring to create a fantasy. People in the later camp are looking over the wall at the looney bin.

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    An Eye for an Eye will make the whole world blind - Gandhi
    1. Re:Kids and pets demand photoshop by Permutation+Citizen · · Score: 1

      This story makes me wonder... Kid equals Pet ?

    2. Re:Kids and pets demand photoshop by vecctor · · Score: 1

      Yeah, pretty much - though I would go the other way: Pet equals Kid.

      There are lots of people for which this is the case :-)

      --
      Why, yes I have been touched by His noodly appendage. And I plan to sue.
    3. Re:Kids and pets demand photoshop by TheBig1 · · Score: 1

      Nah, kid < pet

    4. Re:Kids and pets demand photoshop by Permutation+Citizen · · Score: 1

      class Kid extends Pet {
      }

    5. Re:Kids and pets demand photoshop by TheBig1 · · Score: 1

      class Kid extends Pet {
          public getMaintenanceTime(){
              return super.getMaintenanceTime() * 10;
          }

          public getCost(){
              return super.getCost() * 100;
          }
      }

    6. Re:Kids and pets demand photoshop by Permutation+Citizen · · Score: 1

      Is this an extract from Buddi code ?

    7. Re:Kids and pets demand photoshop by TheBig1 · · Score: 1

      Hah! More like a concrete implementation of personal experience, obtained over the past 10 months ;-)

  26. Everything old is new again. by JustinOpinion · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think it's actually interesting to note that this trend of altering photographs actually has deeper roots.

    Think about portrait paintings that were all the rage for many hundreds of years before cameras were invented. The portraits were not usually exact recreations of what the painter saw. Usually, the subject was altered slightly to make them look 'better' (more conforming to the beauty ideals of the time period). The person was usually given clothes, jewelery, and surroundings that were prettier than reality (possibly more extravagant than they could really afford). These portraits were not really meant to capture reality: they were meant as a statement (usually "look how important I am", but perhaps also "this is what's meaningful/important to us").

    Old photographs were mostly "staged" (especially really old ones where people had to hold still for them), so it's not like they were faithful reflections of reality, either.

    Digitally altered images are similar. People are altering the photos to capture something. Not reality. But rather a statement they want to make, like "look how much fun that day was" or "look how beautiful I am" or "look how much I love you" or whatever.

    I'm not going to pass a value judgment on whether this trend is "good" or "bad". Rather I will note a few things:
    1. As computer power increases, automated "adjustment" of photos is likely to become more common. (Everything from relatively benign red-eye-removal and HDR tweaking, to more drastic things like automatically making people look prettier.)
    2. It may be that only for a thin slice of history were the majority of photos "real"--in the time period where photography was fast and cheap enough to snap "candid shots" but before photo-manipulation was fast and cheap enough to alter them.
    3. Despite all this modification, I'm sure plenty of "real" photos will remain--journalists, historians, and even normal folk will still be inclined to archive unmodified pictures. Especially with storage costs dropping, keeping the raw image files (before manipulation) will likely continue. In fact I would hope that future image formats would maintain an internal undo history, where the original photo-data remains.

    1. Re:Everything old is new again. by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      relatively benign red-eye-removal

      Relatively benign? The red-eye is only there because of the camera flash; I'd say that removing it is making the photograph closer to reality, in that it more accurately reflects the scene as it actually was.

    2. Re:Everything old is new again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, and for my own images, I always keep the originals and the composite is noted as such.

      I think it has to do with wall space too. My kids almost never both look at the camera, or even toward the camera at the same time. For flipping pictures, there is a story, so I keep them all. For putting it on the wall, I want to see their faces without needing to look at several images.

    3. Re:Everything old is new again. by JSund · · Score: 1

      In fact I would hope that future image formats would maintain an internal undo history, where the original photo-data remains.

      It's actually quite possible today with non-destructive editing where the edits are saved in a separate place from the original image, such as a sidecar file or in a database, and only really applied to the image when you export it.

      I've personally used both Bibble and Lightroom to achieve this, and I'm sure that other applications suppport it as well.

    4. Re:Everything old is new again. by amolapacificapaloma · · Score: 1

      Reality has flashes all around? ;)

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    5. Re:Everything old is new again. by greed · · Score: 1

      And I'd far rather do it in software than with the alleged "red-eye reduction" mode on my camera's flash. I've turned it off ever since the first picture I ever took with "red-eye reduction". It reduced red-eye alright; everyone closed their eyes on the first firing of the flash, so I got a picture of four sysadmins drinking beer with their eyes closed.

      I don't know if my newer cameras are any better--I've never used red-eye reduction on them. But I'd rather fix red-eye on the computer than screw up the rest of the picture in the field.

    6. Re:Everything old is new again. by Threni · · Score: 1

      > And I'd far rather do it in software than with the alleged "red-eye reduction" mode on my camera's flash. I've turned it off ever since the first
      > picture I ever took with "red-eye reduction". It reduced red-eye alright; everyone closed their eyes on the first firing of the flash, so I got a
      > picture of four sysadmins drinking beer with their eyes closed.
      >
      > I don't know if my newer cameras are any better--I've never used red-eye reduction on them. But I'd rather fix red-eye on the computer than screw
      > up the rest of the picture in the field.

      Your camera is crap/broken. Red-eye reduction works by having two flashes extremely close together - close enough that there's not enough time to blink, but slow enough that the pupils can get smaller. Blinking is a reflex but it's just not that fast.

      The main problem with flash is that the colour is unnatural - the picture just screams `FLASH!`. They're literally just about better than nothing. Incidentally, it's not the fact that you're using a flash which causes red-eye - it's just that the origin of the flash and the lens are so close together that the light is reflecting right back off the subjects pupils and into the lens in a straight line. You'd see red-eyes all the time if you had a light source near your eyes. The answer is to have an external flash unit even a few inches away from the lens (although further is better) or get a faster (more light, not shorter shutter time) lens.

    7. Re:Everything old is new again. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Heh. Yup, as someone who had to take lots of head-and-shoulders pictures in less-than-desirable light conditions, I quickly figured out that you have to clearly tell people that you're taking the picture on the count of 3 -- and even then they're usually confused when the red-eye flash fires at 2 1/2.

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    8. Re:Everything old is new again. by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Your camera is crap/broken. Red-eye reduction works by having two flashes extremely close together - close enough that there's not enough time to blink, but slow enough that the pupils can get smaller.

      I don't think so. Pre-flash red-eye reduction simply doesn't work. You're not going to get a pre-flash that constricts the pupils enough to eliminate red-eye without risking the subject blinking their eyes. Even if you do constrict the pupils, you will still get red-eye for the typical angles of on-camera flash.

      Like I said, pre-flash just doesn't work. It's a gimmick, no matter how good you think your camera is.

      The main problem with flash is that the colour is unnatural - the picture just screams `FLASH!`

      Uhhh, no. Flash produces a beautiful, balanced color temperature, with plenty of intensity for a good exposure.

      Just look at good portrait or fashion photography - that's almost universally done with flash, and the color is about as perfect as one can get. The problem is actually on-camera flash producing flat lighting, harsh shadows and extreme differences in light intensity from foreground to background. And red-eye, of course.

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    9. Re:Everything old is new again. by Threni · · Score: 1

      > Like I said, pre-flash just doesn't work. It's a gimmick, no matter how good you think your camera is.

      It works - nothing to do with what anyone thinks.

      > Uhhh, no. Flash produces a beautiful, balanced color temperature, with plenty of intensity for a good exposure.

      Uh huh...

      > Just look at good portrait or fashion photography - that's almost universally done with flash, and the color is about as perfect as one can get.
      > The problem is actually on-camera flash producing flat lighting, harsh shadows and extreme differences in light intensity from foreground to
      > background. And red-eye, of course.

      Fashion photography is done in extremely well lit rooms with all sorts of lights everywhere producing exactly the shadows required - or none, if desired. Red-eye is not an issue because all the lights (and the first flash, if it's being used) make the pupils smaller so subsequent shots are ok. Fast prime lenses will typically be used, meaning that that less light is required anyway. The end result of fashion photography has the fuck photoshopped out of it, so there's another stage where any red-eye would be removed.

    10. Re:Everything old is new again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What ^^ said. Basically, parent is clueless.

    11. Re:Everything old is new again. by dangitman · · Score: 1

      It works - nothing to do with what anyone thinks.

      No, it doesn't. Got any examples of it working?

      Red-eye is not an issue because all the lights (and the first flash, if it's being used) make the pupils smaller so subsequent shots are ok.

      You obviously don't know what the hell you're talking about. Pupil dilation has nothing to do with professional portrait/fashion photography. In fact, one of the benefits is that you don't have to dilate the pupils, you can take great shots with the pupils wide-open. Why the hell would people want to look at portraits with the pupils constricted, anyway?

      Regardless, you said that flash photography suffers from poor color rendition, and that was the "main problem". Got any evidence to back that up? Flash has excellent color rendition.

      The end result of fashion photography has the fuck photoshopped out of it, so there's another stage where any red-eye would be removed.

      Again, completely retarded. There's plenty of portrait and fashion photography that is minimally photoshopped, or not photoshopped at all, and looks great. And why the hell would they need to remove red-eye, when a professionally done photo would never have any red-eye to begin with? It sounds like you've never actually done any professional photography with flash.

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  27. First Post by JTAL604622 · · Score: 1

    Holy Cow, Finally my first post...hope I dont lose my password or it could be my last.

  28. This has long been the case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Personal "photographic records" have always told a more perfect story.

    For one, how many of us photograph our dreary work lives? From looking at my photo album, one would think I do nothing but roam the exotic corners of the Earth. (Which is not the case, I assure you).

    Furthermore, I personally toss out the photos in which I'm looking stupid, drooling, spilling my beer on myself or caught ogling cleavage. So the "photographic record" of myself has always been some shiny, respectable version of reality.

    We humans love to represent reality with a positive spin. It's what we do. It's the same reason we wear clothes.

    Move along. Nothing new here.

  29. I call BS by silentcoder · · Score: 1

    It's a lie ! A lie !
    Those pictures of me and Salma Hayek REALLY HAPPENED !!!!

    *sob*

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  30. Another method by Todd+Fisher · · Score: 0

    I use alcohol to alter (or destroy) my memories.

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  31. alter your ex out of your life by josepha48 · · Score: 1

    Photoshop allows you to digitally take all your exes out of your photos and never have to see them again, unless you run into them on the street. My luck I would too, and have!

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    1. Re:alter your ex out of your life by Nushio · · Score: 1

      I took all the exes out of my life when I switched to Linux :-)

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  32. Photoshop is not a verb by HomerJ · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Proper use of the Photoshop trademark

    Trademarks help protect corporate and product identity, and Photoshop is one of Adobe's most valuable trademarks. By following the below guidelines, you can help Adobe protect the Photoshop brand name.

    The Photoshop trademark must never be used as a common verb or as a noun. The Photoshop trademark should always be capitalized and should never be used in possessive form, or as a slang term. It should be used as an adjective to describe the product, and should never be used in abbreviated form. The following examples illustrate these rules:

    Trademarks are not verbs.

    CORRECT: The image was enhanced using Adobe® Photoshop® software.
    INCORRECT: The image was photoshopped.

    Trademarks are not nouns.

    CORRECT: The image pokes fun at the Senator.
    INCORRECT: The photoshop pokes fun at the Senator.

    Always capitalize and use trademarks in their correct form.

    CORRECT: The image was enhanced with Adobe® Photoshop® Elements software.
    INCORRECT: The image was photoshopped.
    INCORRECT: The image was Photoshopped.
    INCORRECT: The image was Adobe® Photoshopped.

    Trademarks must never be used as slang terms.

    CORRECT: Those who use Adobe® Photoshop® software to manipulate images as a hobby see their work as an art form.
    INCORRECT: A photoshopper sees his hobby as an art form. INCORRECT: My hobby is photoshopping.

    Trademarks must never be used in possessive form.

    CORRECT: The new features in Adobe® Photoshop® software are impressive.
    INCORRECT: Photoshop's features are impressive.

    Trademarks are proper adjectives and should be followed by the generic terms they describe.

    CORRECT: The image was manipulated using Adobe® Photoshop® software.
    INCORRECT: The image was manipulated using Photoshop.

    Trademarks must never be abbreviated.

    CORRECT: Take a look at the new features in Adobe® Photoshop® software.
    INCORRECT: Take a look at the new features in PS.

    The trademark owner should be identified whenever possible.

    Adobe and Photoshop are either registered trademarks or trademarks of Adobe Systems Incorporated in the United States and/or other countries.

    For more information on the proper use of Adobe's trademarks, please refer to the general trademark guidelines.

    1. Re:Photoshop is not a verb by MagdJTK · · Score: 1

      Tell that to Google, Hoover, Speedo, Biro, Frisbee, etc.

    2. Re:Photoshop is not a verb by dat+cwazy+wabbit · · Score: 3, Funny

      >> By following the below guidelines, you can help Adobe protect the Photoshop brand name.

      I woke up just this morning wondering how I could do this. Thanks!

    3. Re:Photoshop is not a verb by Nushio · · Score: 5, Funny

      Photoshop is not a verb

      I know! Thats why I've been gimping stuff for the past few years.

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    4. Re:Photoshop is not a verb by KnightBlade · · Score: 1

      Have you heard of trademarks or names that eventually become words? That does not signify how bad people's english is, it signifies how good a product it is. 'To Google' is now a verb isn't it?

    5. Re:Photoshop is not a verb by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 1

      Great advice.
      I think I'll go Xerox that and hand it out to my cow orkers.

    6. Re:Photoshop is not a verb by Knara · · Score: 1

      Too late there, bud. Talk to Hormel about their "spam" trademark.

    7. Re:Photoshop is not a verb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Protecting a trademark is the responsibility of the trademark owner, not the masses of people who (mis)use the proper name. We can use it however we want until Adobe educates us in a convincing manner not to...

    8. Re:Photoshop is not a verb by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Oh go cry in your kleenex and put a bandaid on it, and get over it already. Sheesh

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    9. Re:Photoshop is not a verb by metaphorever · · Score: 1

      You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity. Fuck that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It's yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head. You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don't owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don't even start asking for theirs. -banksy

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    10. Re:Photoshop is not a verb by fedos · · Score: 1

      By following the below guidelines, you can help Adobe protect the Photoshop brand name.

      Protecting the Photoshop brand name is the sole responsibility of Adobe. I would be happy to assist Adobe in this endeavor, for a nominal monthly fee. (Adobe: please contact me if you're interested).

      Other than that, thank you for pointing out how trademark law fails to comply with reality.

    11. Re:Photoshop is not a verb by Oidhche · · Score: 1

      Why the hell are you modding this flamebait instead of funny?

    12. Re:Photoshop is not a verb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Photoshop is not a verb

      He's right, I googled it and couldn't find 'Photoshop' in any of the online dictionaries.

    13. Re:Photoshop is not a verb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shut up and drink your coke before i shove a kleenex box down your throat.

    14. Re:Photoshop is not a verb by syousef · · Score: 1

      I know! Thats why I've been gimping stuff for the past few years.

      I hope you mean photo-editing, otherwise.....ewwwww!!!!!

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  33. Tell Joseph Stallin by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

    I'm sure he'll be fascinated by this discovery.

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  34. Didn't I see this movie? by mackil · · Score: 1

    Didn't I see this movie? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0338013/

  35. Michael Scott and PhotoShop by norminator · · Score: 1

    It's a bold move to photoshop yourself into a picture with your girlfriend and her kids on a ski trip with their real father. But then again, Michael is a bold guy. Is bold the right word? --Jim Halpert

    1. Re:Michael Scott and PhotoShop by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Quite true... the W3C standard says that strong should be used instead where practical.

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  36. OT: Slashdot not loading properly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone else having problems with slashdot main page not loading. For me the page shows and then goes blank with transferring data from core.insightexpressai.com in the taskbar. This is with Firefox 3.0 on XP

  37. wrong assumption by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    there is an assumption in the story synopsis that photo manipulation is somehow new

    read this engrossing blog by errol morris at the nyt, it's an extremely anal retentive take on photo manipulation throughout the ages

    his investigation of manipulation of the placement of cannon balls in a photo from the crimean war- yes, the crimean war, that far back, is thoroughly engrossing if you are mentally predisposed to highly detailed anal retentive visual forensics

    for everyone else, the shocking historically manipulated propaganda photos are worth the visit

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  38. how is this news? by owlnation · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People have been doing this since the beginning of photography. In fact people have probably been doing it since the beginning of the concept of the recorded image. I wouldn't be surprised if Uncle Ugg was edited out of cave paintings.

    The technology is different sure, but Photoshop has had the ability to do this for years.

    THIS IS NOT, IN ANY WAY, NEWS.

    Slashdot gets more and more like Digg every day. Please, please stop this trend.

    1. Re:how is this news? by caitsith01 · · Score: 1

      It is news, or at least 'current affairs'.

      Photographs, until relatively recently, were a highly reliable record of what happened when photons IN REALITY hit objects IN REALITY, were reflected and then focused IN REALITY through the lens of a REAL camera. Yes, you could manipulate photographs at great expense, but even those could generally be detected as fakes without too much trouble.

      We are now reaching a point where that assumption can no longer be relied upon. Photographs are no longer a reliable record of what happened in reality.

      You will note that Uncle Ugg was being recorded via someone painting on the cave wall - not a reliable record of anything other than the artist's decision making process. Paintings, sculptures, drawings, and writing - none of these ever had that automatic authenticity that photographs had. Now photos have lost it too.

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  39. Film by beadfulthings · · Score: 1

    I'm starting to wonder. I was one of the last holdouts for buying a digital camera, and what finally pushed me over the edge was needing to take pictures of products I sell on the Web. I picked a mid-range "point and shoot" and have had trouble with the color fidelity from the outset. The only salvation has been to use Photoshop's "white point" or sometimes "gray point" to alter each shot. All this despite careful color and lighting setups both on the computer (a Mac) and in the actual shots.

    This summer, I had the opportunity to spend a few days in Paris--certainly an occasion for taking lots of pictures. The digital went along. To my disgust, every shot I took--indoors and outdoors--had an indigo blue cast, fortunately correctable with Photoshop's color balance.

    After a long and tedious process of adding a dash of yellow to each shot, I have come to two conclusions:
    1) I need to shell out for a digital SLR. That's a whack of cash and a lot more camera than I need, but I'm tired of messing with this expensive toy.
    2) I'm thinking with great nostalgia of my now-unused Minolta film camera. While I won't use it for products, it's likely to ride along on the next trip I take.

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    1. Re:Film by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Well,

      Like you I was a film guy for a long time. Photography was a big hobby of my in my HS and college days, on trips to new places I do still drag my Cannon FTB SLR along an shoot 35mm. Mostly this is due to the fact that I have an expensive set of lenses for it and can't/won't afford to replace them on a digital platform. Your color argument is correct. Most digitals do seem to do a pretty bad job IMHO. My Cannon A series does. The thing is film was far from perfect as well. Take the same shot under controlled conditions, indoors with studio lighting with Kodak and then Fuji film, you will see a big difference in color. You see this across other brands as well. The same will be true for the print papers if you do the developing yourself. Most photographers simply pick a combination of film brand, printing paper, diffusers, and additive vs subtractive process they find most aesthetically pleasing, there is nothing that is really accurate.

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    2. Re:Film by kbielefe · · Score: 1

      Europe really does have a slight bluish tint. Something about different colored pollution than here. Your brain just filters it out. :)

      Seriously, if you're having that much trouble with a camera built this century, either your camera is broken or you're not setting the white balance correctly. The quality of auto white balance algorithms varies considerably, but the custom setting and the presets are almost universally good, even among cheaper models.

      White balance is probably the most common problem I see among new digital users. Digital works better among a larger variety of color and lighting scenarios, but film doesn't think your yellow shirts are supposed to be white and "helpfully" try to adjust the entire scene accordingly. In general, more expensive cameras have better automatic settings, and I've known amateurs who buy more expensive cameras for that sole reason and have been happy. However, on the boundary cases I've gotten better color results with a cheap compact than someone with an expensive SLR who didn't understand her white balance settings.

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    3. Re:Film by beadfulthings · · Score: 1

      That's interesting, and I will certainly have a look. While traveling, I used the preset scene modes so that I didn't have to lose a shot while futzing with all...those...menus. Here at home with the products, I generally shoot a white card, bring that shot to Photoshop, and fool around until I get the white balance set. Strangely (to me, anyway), the product photos seem to tend to the yellowish while the indoor and outdoor shots I took in Paris were decidedly blue. That may be a function of the lights I use here. Or, maybe the camera had a built-in sensor that detected that I only had three short days to spend there...

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  40. Been done before Orwell too by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Look up Damnatio Memoriae sometime. They erased people from public records thousands of years ago, for a range of reasons that included:

    - betrayal

    - so others wouldn't be tempted to do something heinous just to get popularity (e.g., Herostratus)

    - being really hated as an Emperor (e.g., Domitian. Though Caligula and Nero came this close to getting one too.)

    - someone not liking the role you've played or the model you'd be for others (E.g., Hatshpsut was almost erased from history as a Pharaoh by her son, but he left her name and images alone where she was depicted/named as anything else than a Pharaoh. E.g., Akhenaten got his name defaced off most monuments after death.)

    - some reasons ranging all the way to outright silly (E.g., the abovementioned Akhenaten, the pharaoh formerly known as Amenhotep IV, managed to almost erase his father Amenhotep III from history for the sole reason that the name contained the name of the God Amen/Amon/Amun/whatever-you-call-him. And Akhenaten had just gone rabidly monotheistic, even renaming himself the Servant Of Aten.)

    Of course, nobody managed to really erase a Roman Emperor from history, because nobody had the resources for such a herculean task. It didn't stop the Senate from at least trying. And IIRC Hatshepsut was pretty much erased until very recently. It took a while to piece together that she's the missing piece in that chronology.

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    1. Re:Been done before Orwell too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's amazing. I couldn't find a single Google hit about that Memoriae fellow. Talk about a thorough job!

  41. It's about time. by mypalmike · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:It's about time. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      That google results page has clearly been photoshopped.

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  42. Several years down the road... by starglider29a · · Score: 1

    Two friends who were at the wedding will bicker over the photographs, as to whether JimBob was Photochopped IN or OUT! And the problem is that their memory will not help them.

    On the other hand, JimBob will be able to take the blame for 'that one incident' with the Bridesmaid.

  43. How is this different then the rest of history. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    Even before Photoshop there was ways of taking pictures that distorted our perceptions of what happened. Even down to the simplest part of Photography when taking a picture you ask everyone to smile... All the people could be in a miserable mood however they don't want to remember that so they all smile for the picture and when they look at in in a few years they will look happy and remember the event as happy. Also for other pictures they just zoom and angle the shot to give the impression they want. I could take a picture of my 6x9 cube. and make it look like I am in a 10x10 office just by getting the picture angled correctly. Or taking a picture slightly out of focus to give the person a slight aura around them to make them look more angelic. Now this being said... Photos have been around only for 150 years or so. So before that they used artiest to record images of what happened and they had even more artistic leway to portray what happened.

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    1. Re:How is this different then the rest of history. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      It's actually easy to manipulate an analog photo.

      I can in a few minutes manip a set of photos and then take a shot and produce a negative and photo of the new one.

      Want to make it legally admissable? shoot it with 3200 speed film and the grain will hide 95% of everything you did.

      Did it back in the 80's for a friend... I also faked several UFO photos that MUFON thought were genuine.

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    2. Re:How is this different then the rest of history. by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      "I also faked several UFO photos that MUFON thought were genuine.

      To be fair, you can fool MUFON with a promotional frisbee and poorly whistled "engine" sounds. But yeah, the point that you don't need software to manipulate photos is well taken.

  44. three words... by CrazyTalk · · Score: 0, Troll

    Moon Landing 1969. Fakes are nothing new.

  45. Not New Science by penguin_dance · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually this isn't new. Doctors have found that it's fairly easy to manipulate memories with photos and there is the development of drugs used to treat PTSD and other victims to erase or lessen traumatic memories.

    What was scary was, a few years back, I saw on TV where they took a classroom of kids, made up a scenario--soon the kids believed that scenario happened to them personally.

    I have a big problem with this science. While I understand wanting to help victims that might become suicidal, I have a problem with manipulating someone's memory just as I would shooting them up with mind-numbing drugs so they don't feel anything. I think working through the incident would make you far more stronger than taking a pill to blank it out.

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    1. Re:Not New Science by kbielefe · · Score: 1

      What was scary was, a few years back, I saw on TV where they took a classroom of kids, made up a scenario--soon the kids believed that scenario happened to them personally.

      That's pretty common among kids, actually. The other day my 3-year-old caught me passing some gas. "Daddy, you farted!" "No I didn't, that was you." "It was?" "Yep." "Oh. 'scuse me."

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  46. Thanks, Captain Obvious! by cashman73 · · Score: 1
    Like those of us on Slashdot haven't figured out that Photoshop might be able to ***gasp*** alter history,. . . Then again, the Chinese and Russian Communists figured out how to alter photographs before Photoshop came along. And now, even the Iranians are getting into the game,. . .

    When did Ric Romero start submitting Slashdot stores?

  47. It often was more complex by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Informative

    Well, true, but sometimes it wasn't even just a desire to look good. E.g., in ancient Egypt the paintings and sculptures were

    1. invariably religious in nature. A painting or sculpture could actually house the Ka (part of the soul that actually has a shape) of the deceased, in case his mummy gets damaged or he's too poor to get one. (Seriously, a reward you could bestow upon your poorer servants would be to paint them on your tomb walls, or be buried with some little statues of them.)

    They didn't even paint and sculpt the person, they painted and sculpted his/her Ka. So the Pharaoh was always painted or sculpted bigger than life and perfectly proportioned, because his Ka was that of a God.The Pharaoh being the living incarnation of Horus. Lower class people were painted smaller than they were. With nobles and officials being the middle ground. This rule took precedence, for example, over perspective. Even if the Pharaoh was in the back and the peasants in the front, the Pharaoh's image would nevertheless be larger than any of them.

    2. a matter of sacred rules and traditions, some of them even handed down by the Gods themselves on sacred papirus scrolls.

    E.g., everyone would be painted looking to the side, even if otherwise their body is facing the "camera". Always. It doesn't matter if you think you'd look better from the front, your head will be painted from the side anyway. E.g., the tone of the skin was a function of nationality and gender, rather than offering any insight into what they actually looked like. (They were painting the Ka, not the mortal body anyway.) So we have the Egyptian males painted a reddish brown tan, but women are painted with a rather unnatural yellow skin. Other nationalities they knew about were, pretty much, colour coded with their own hues.

    And for a bit of final fun, it's worth noting though that some people seem to have been honest with their appearance, though. Akhenaten for example always appears not with the Pharaoh proportions, but as a guy as big as anyone else, pear-shaped, with man-boobs and some thin legs and arms :P

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  48. An Alternative by ben4242 · · Score: 1

    Some people use Photoshop, but I prefer hopping into my time machine and just traveling back to when the original pic was taken.

  49. How to prove anything? by Nerdposeur · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Let the purists have their purity, and let the pragmatists have their pragmatism. The nice part about technology is that both can coexist peacefully, ignoring a the artistic equivalent of "get off my lawn."

    I agree with you as regards purely artistic photography. Plenty of the techniques there - fish-eye lenses, long or multiple exposures, colored lenses, etc - already distort reality for artistic purposes.

    What I wonder is this: is there a way to take photos as reliable documentary evidence anymore? How can you prove that something has not been altered?

    1. Re:How to prove anything? by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What I wonder is this: is there a way to take photos as reliable documentary evidence anymore? How can you prove that something has not been altered?

      I saw a policeman ticket a women in front of my office for using a handicapped parking spot. He used a polaroid camera - the kind which develops a print on the spot - to take a picture of her vehicle and where it was situated. For a second I was asking myself why he was not just using a cheap digital camera and then it dawned on me that answering your question was likely the reason. :)

      It's obviously not ironclad, but it probably lessens the likelihood of the photo having been manipulated if it goes into the evidence bag at the crime scene.

    2. Re:How to prove anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You could digitally sign it with a certificate built into the camera and that uses a secure timestamp from a trusted source.

    3. Re:How to prove anything? by jbohumil · · Score: 5, Informative

      Nikon has Image Authentication software that can detect whether an image has been processed or altered after having been taken. I would expect to see this used in cases where digital photographs are used as evidence in a trial.

    4. Re:How to prove anything? by greed · · Score: 2, Informative

      Canon has one too; but it only works with their serious-pro DSLRs, the EOS 1Ds Mark III and 1D Mark III currently.

      So no proof against image tampering from such "low end" cameras as the EOS 5D.

      I'll give Nikon a serious edge there, on having their set-up work with the D300, a sub-$2000 body....

    5. Re:How to prove anything? by JohnBailey · · Score: 1

      You could digitally sign it with a certificate built into the camera and that uses a secure timestamps from a trusted source.

      Unless you take a picture of a picture that has been altered.. Timestamps and certificates are always only as good as the issuing authority, and the ability to get around them, and can be manipulated. At best, it proves that a given camera was used on a given day, and that a particular image was produced. the origin and interpretation is still up for grabs.

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    6. Re:How to prove anything? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      You could have the camera synchronize with the atomic time (or the time off a local cell network). Assuming you haven't hacked the camera's firmware (which, even if you had the motive, would be easy enough to detect if they examined the physical camera ... i.e. take another picture with it), it'd be safe to assume that the picture was then taken when it says it was taken. If it also embedded GPS coordinates, it would be even more failproof. Taking a picture of a picture would be possible, but even then the timestamp (or GPS tags) would probably give away the fact that it was taken at a later time and place.

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    7. Re:How to prove anything? by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 1

      Probably works great... until one of the guys that helped develop the software let some info leak. Or some hacker types decide to find out how the software works. I'm afraid nothing can be 100% secure.

    8. Re:How to prove anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even less ironclad now that Polaroid has ceased production....

    9. Re:How to prove anything? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      There is a way for photos being reliable. It isn't hard to make an appropriate protocol to stamp digital photos with unique hashes from a trusted third party (or a group of third parties). Essentially, you send the photo to each third party provider who digitally signs a copy of the photo with an appended timestamp (you need two keys for each third party, a public and a private key so that only the third parties can sign but anyone can verify the signature). It might be possible use techniques from digital currency protocols to do this anonymously. Any such photo you know has not been manipulated prior to the time of signing. One could make variations on this sort of protocol like having people in the photos also digitally sign them using their own signatures. This sort of method wouldn't prevent changes but it would mean that you would need the ok of everyone in the photograph (or at least, everyone in the final version). I haven't seen these ideas discussed independently which surprises me a little bit. But really these are fairly straightforward applications of cryptography.

    10. Re:How to prove anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Image Authentication software that can detect whether an image has been processed or altered

      I'm not any kind of cryptographer, but I can't imagine anything that you could do to authenticate a picture that would not be susceptible to a birthday attack.

    11. Re:How to prove anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, too bad that Polaroid no longer makes that instant-developing film any more

    12. Re:How to prove anything? by caitsith01 · · Score: 1

      Let the purists have their purity, and let the pragmatists have their pragmatism. The nice part about technology is that both can coexist peacefully, ignoring a the artistic equivalent of "get off my lawn."

      I agree with you as regards purely artistic photography. Plenty of the techniques there - fish-eye lenses, long or multiple exposures, colored lenses, etc - already distort reality for artistic purposes.

      What I wonder is this: is there a way to take photos as reliable documentary evidence anymore? How can you prove that something has not been altered?

      Exactly. The 'live and let live' attitude to manipulated photos ignores the fact that it is increasingly difficult, if not impossible, to tell the difference between a manipulated and authentic photograph, and yet they are materially different in terms of what they embody.

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    13. Re:How to prove anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck to your police force, now Polaroid film is no longer made.

    14. Re:How to prove anything? by JohnBailey · · Score: 1

      You could have the camera synchronize with the atomic time (or the time off a local cell network). Assuming you haven't hacked the camera's firmware (which, even if you had the motive, would be easy enough to detect if they examined the physical camera ... i.e. take another picture with it), it'd be safe to assume that the picture was then taken when it says it was taken. If it also embedded GPS coordinates, it would be even more failproof. Taking a picture of a picture would be possible, but even then the timestamp (or GPS tags) would probably give away the fact that it was taken at a later time and place.

      A very complex way to do very little. How to defeat the whole thing.. Assume the parking ticket evidence for want of a better scenario.. Parking warden has it in for subject "A", so they get a friend to knock up a good image of subject A parking illegally and make a print of sufficient size to allow photographic duplication by taking a picture of the print. Take the print to the place where the alleged offence occurred, and take a photo of the doctored photo. The GPS and time stamp are perfectly ok, and will make it even harder to prove any trickery. There is no second photo to complicate anything, just a photo of the doctored photo.

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    15. Re:How to prove anything? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      First of all, the current legal system is even more vulnerable to this attack. I once got a ticket that said I turned left at an intersection where it was prohibited when the simple truth was I didn't. The cop just pulled me over and wrote a false charge. A guy I know, who happens to be a lawyer and has an associate who specializes in traffic law, said it wasn't even worth fighting the ticket, because I'd definitely lose. So the legal system is already fucked up in my book: for traffic violations no proof whatsoever is necessary.

      Anyway, taking that into consideration it might be necessary to have video to prove it beyond any reasonable doubt. Video is a lot harder to falsify, and if the file was digitally signed and tagged with GPS coordinates you'd have to re-record the edited video at the time/place the supposed violation took place. Really, in the end no system is foolproof, but it's a lot better than nothing... if they have video of you, you're basically screwed anyhow.

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    16. Re:How to prove anything? by Kentari · · Score: 1

      Ok, that explains why the police force here equips speeding cameras with the 1D MKIII... I thought it was overkill, since a 40D would probably do a fine job at it as well - and save $3000/camera in the process.

  50. Drinks are on me! by jhRisk · · Score: 1

    I just added a couple of zeros to my bank statement and I'm rich! Drinks are on me! Really, though, I wish I had the "ability" to fool myself even for a minute by doctored photos, etc. My suspension of disbelief skills are horrible...

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  51. Re:Ow! My Brain! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I saw a pic of a T-Rex using photoshop on a mac. I think it must have been around along time.

  52. Just another example by DarkOx · · Score: 1

    This is just another example of how the digital age will make the end of history, true history anyway.

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  53. Retouching is an old artform by rkaa · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've worked with old school reproduction work and retouching, as well as photo retouching and digital restoration of antique photos. Analogue manipulations just went digital, that's all there's to it.

    Vanity always ruled. Even in real life we try to improve ourselves in order to please the senses: We wear makeup, fake "body" smells, garnments, footwear.. all to make a visual statement. *That's* the naked truth: We all cheat on reality. There's mankind for you.

    Scan in an old sepia photo of your great-great-great grandmother, and study it in detail. Very often you'll find lines added: Eyelashes, "eyeliner", sometimes contours of nose and nails were enhanced in the darkroom, engraved modifications right onto the plate. Partly done to improve a poor shot, partly to enhance the subject. Coloring was also done, long before the first experiments with photographic color techniques were launched.

    If "photoshopping" is somehow morally questionable, is black-and-white photography also questionable? It certainly doesn't reflect reality. But who ever said reflecting reality is the perogative of photography? All means of portrayal is artificial. Enter: Art.

    Even a photo right out of the camera was and is tainted. Parameters are set for sharpness, contrast, hue and colors - be it by choise of analogue film and development etc. - or by digital options - basically mimicking the features of analogue cameras and traditional darkroom processes.

    http://www.cs.dartmouth.edu/farid/research/digitaltampering/

  54. The end of history? by pr0nbot · · Score: 1

    I wonder if there will be a date, sometime in the future, which is acknowledged as the end of history. Not in the Fukuyama sense, but in the sense that it will be acknowledged as the time whereafter it became impossible to determine the legitimacy or even the date of any document (e.g. because it's all digital).

  55. could become a problem... by gillbates · · Score: 1

    I know it sounds innocent and all, but how long before that photoshopped wedding picture becomes evidence in a legal case? Considering that people at the wedding claim to remember seeing him there, this could be really problematic in a court of law.

    Suppose, for example, that someone affiliated with the relative in question was murdered not far from the reception on the same day. After a few years of dead-end leads, the police finally start to investigate the wedding party, and ask those in the photo about their whereabouts on that fateful day. I imagine the exchange would go something like this:

    Officer friendly: And where were you on the wedding day - how did you get to the reception?

    Innocent relative: I was out of town that weekend.

    Officer friendly: Why don't you just tell us the truth? We know you were at the wedding because your relatives saw you there. We've even got this picture here which proves it.

    (later, in court) Prosecutor: And the accused stated that he was out of town, when this photo clearly shows him at the wedding and several guests remember seeing him there.

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    1. Re:could become a problem... by rkaa · · Score: 1

      Improbable construction. If several guests "remember" seeing him there, his problem is false testimonies rather than a forged photo.

  56. Skill and Money by bugs2squash · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I remember my dad and I going to a photography club when I was a kid. We marveled at the color prints that a few other members were creating. The equipment to do so was beyond our financial reach.

    Now you can produce high quality color photos quickly and cheaply, so many more people get to play.

    The lower financial barrier plus the removal of the necessity to make space for all that equipment and chemicals must have at least as much to do with the increase in photo alteration as any skill differences.

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  57. As it always was... by mi · · Score: 1

    photos need no longer stand as a definitive record of what was, but instead, of what they wish it was

    A quick snapshot today may be more "honest", than an elaborate picture, for which people posed in the earlier era. Yeah, right — the kids were this behaved, or he wore a tie more, or her hair was so well-done.

    It would've been harder to edit after the picture is taken, I'll grant you that, but not impossible, as the Communists demonstrated, for example, when famous people started disappearing from the earlier-taken official photos, upon becoming "enemies of the people".

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  58. No reality? by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1

    Well, the religion of Buddhism is based around the idea that reality is simply a delusion...

    Really? Do they believe that reality itself isn't real, or just that what we perceive isn't the true reality? (I'm honestly asking.)

    If it's the former, it doesn't make sense. How can the statement "nothing is true" be true?

    1. Re:No reality? by JohnBailey · · Score: 1

      If it's the former, it doesn't make sense. How can the statement "nothing is true" be true?

      It isn't. Nothing is a lie.

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  59. CGI would be more efficient by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1

    If you're going to manufacturer 'memories' why bother starting with an actual photo? Just create CGI figures for everybody involved and stage the entire thing.

  60. Photographic truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TRUTH?

                YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

  61. In many cases, where's the harm? by dummondwhu · · Score: 1

    A few years ago, I took a drive to Gettysburg, PA to visit the battlefields and such. I took a really neat photo of some cannons behind a split rail fence with the rolling countryside and a farm in the distance. Then I turned 90 degrees and took another shot.

    Unfortunately, there was a weather front coming through that day and my photo with the cannons was bathed in sunlight but it looked all wrong because the sky was dark and overcast. However, my shot 90 degrees to the left captured the sky as primarily blue with some high, wispy clouds.

    Through the magic of photo editing, I took the blue sky and put it in the shot I liked. I then liked the shot so much, I printed it out and have it hanging in my cube.

    It hasn't changed my memory of the situation, and I always tell the true story to people who ask about the shot. I don't pretend that I captured something great, but I now have something great that reminds me daily of an interesting time I had.

  62. I used PS to reduce the height of my hair by rbanzai · · Score: 1

    True story: At work people were making a photo wall of images from their high school days. I'm one of the older ones so I was going to post a prom photo from the 1980s. I scanned it in and said "Shit. My hair is way too damn tall. I don't remember it looking so stupidly '80s!" So I used PS to reduce the height of my hair down to something less laughable.

    Of course the final joke is that I went bald and here I am using PS to give myself less hair. :D

  63. This is as old as photography itself. by dannydawg5 · · Score: 2, Informative

    See this for a fascinating read about manipulating photographs throughout history.

    http://www.cs.dartmouth.edu/farid/research/digitaltampering/

  64. Your own 1984... by John+Allsup · · Score: 1

    It really is a case of 'he who controls the present controls the past...'

    That said, I doubt the changes that Photoshop can do will ever become undetectable.

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  65. Oddly enough, just last night... by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    I've been working on a photobook of pictures from a recent vacation, and, oddly enough, just last night, I was indeed falsifying our memories. We'd taken a hike up Lower Table Rock in Medford, Oregon and we had photos from of the hike and the view from the top, but the only photo of the Table Rocks themselves was one my wife had taken out of a car window.

    I removed a road sign, not very expertly, and... I'm a little ashamed of this but what the heck... I made the sky a little bluer. The photo was actually taken a few days after the hike, when there was some smoke from California in the sky, so I rationalize that it's closer to the way the sky really was...

    What's really scary though is that Slashdot story yesterday from SIGGRAPH about an automated program that makes faces more beautiful. On the evidence of that story, it works--and, worse set, doesn't change the faces very much, they still remain recognizable likenesses of the real people.

    It will be very interesting when the Canons and Fujis of the world build that into the cameras.

  66. Ps and Head Surgery by A440Hz · · Score: 1

    I had a circular (1" diameter) section of my scalp removed last year and replaced with a skin graft from my hip. The hair will never grow back there. Right now, it's a glaring circular spot on my crown, not like a guy who's thinning. It's pretty weird-looking.

    We had a friend take family photos a couple of months ago, and I shopped over my spot where it was visible. I personally like this ability from a retouching aspect. I've also fixed many a zit, freckle, scar, etc., for my wedding photo clients. I even had a bride who has different color eyes who wanted them to be the same color.

    Yeah, it's not real, but for portraiture, the lighting and a lot of the other techniques (e.g., long lenses for short depth-of-field and compression, which can make big noses look smaller) transcend even Ps. Photography, a lot of times, isn't about 'real'. It's about using light to make a statement, and darkroom (optical or digital) techniques are just part of that process.

  67. family foto altered to include criminal, jebus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    registered sex offender on wife's side got a hold of a recent familiy foto he couldn't attend because kids were there and he has a restraining order against him. Adds himself with photoshop afterward and now i am pictured with a convicted sex offender and the foto is on my wife's moither's mantel.

  68. Altered memories by Dancindan84 · · Score: 1

    Douglas Quaid: Ever heard of Rekall? They sell those fake memories. Harry: Oh, "Rekall, Rekall, Rekall". You thinking of going there? Douglas Quaid: I don't know, maybe. Harry: Well don't. A friend of mine tried one their "special offers", nearly got himself lobotomised. Douglas Quaid: No shit? Harry: Don't fuck with your brain, pal. It ain't worth it. Douglas Quaid: I guess not.

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  69. 00's, when we killed reality by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 1

    I think we'll remember this decade as the time killed reality. Photoshop, subprime mortages, Iraq WMDs, Islam vs the West, economic growth without fundamentals. All these things illusory, that we slowly, reluctantly embrace. We get credit crunches and civil wars, but we don't learn. Why? Because we'd rather believe in something impressive rather than reality.

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  70. unkly joe by ssintercept · · Score: 1

    Stalin was way ahead of all this. i imagine he would of loved photoshop.

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  71. Again.... by Fri13 · · Score: 1

    There is lots of other photo manipulation softwares than photoshop what can do such things as easy and good results. Seems that most people thinks that photoshop is only application what has even as basic tools like clone stamp or curves and thats why they suggest photoshop for everyone. If photoshop CS3 suite is about 1600 dollars and photoshop elements 6 about 160 dollars, there is still very big huge for paintshop pro, GIMP, Paint.NET, Krita or any other cheap tool on markets.

    Photographer does not need a photoshop, they need lightroom, aperture or digiKam kind applications.

  72. As long as you keep it to yourself by meist3r · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...or for entertainment purposes I don't care what the hell people do to their photographs. Without editing regular photos nobody would care about "ma lazor" and 300. The second you use the pictures to try to fool someone into thinking you actually had sex with the entire New Zealand cheerleading team (the female one) or that your ex girlfriend really did have two differently sized breasts that's despiccable and should be persecuted. The only problem is it will be harder and harder to prove. The sentence "Whatever is true for you, is true for you" works perfectly here. As long as you don't want to make people believe in your fake photos I don't give a damn. But as we see on a daily basis that border has long been crossed (need I say Beijing '08 fireworks or Iranian missile test?)

  73. I smell feces by Toll_Free · · Score: 1

    Umm, I might be the exception, but I never understood people that actually DO what he is talking about.

    My pictures (subject-wise, I do sometimes red-eye or something similiar, but WHY take an X out or something along those lines) are the same as when I took them. Taking your 'X' out of a picture was something others did in high school, and that was majorly mostly self important 'bitches' that did that......

    I call bullshit.... And if the majority of the population is doing this (judging the population by myspace isn't actually 'reality') then no wonder we are in such a state today....

    --Toll_Free

  74. Methinks you're too optimistic by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No one thinks that the government will ever have the power to do change history without everyone knowing and agreeing to it.

    Except it did so already several times. Admittedly, not during the lifetimes of those involved, but 2000 years later you get a list of Pharaohs where Horemheb follows directly after Amenhotep III. (Hint: there's more than one missing there.) And you take it seriously. Heck, it doesn't even take that long. A mere couple hundred years after the fact, Egyptian historians themselves were compiling lists of Pharaohs with the same missing names and not noticing anything funny about them. I doubt that it was pure conspiracy and with everyone knowing that they're faking history.

    Plus, I think that Orwell's point wasn't that you can get people to suddenly forget, but that you can get everyone to play along and shut up. And that they could and did before. Even if you're sure you saw Comrade Yezhov together with Comrad Stalin (to use a real historical example), you keep your mouth shut because you don't fancy a visit from the NKVD. A generation later, already kids are learning a history without Yezhov, and nobody bothers telling them otherwise. The Damnatio Memoria is now complete. Or conversely more than one dictator manufactured a revolutionary history for himself, and placed himself in photos of fights and protests he wasn't actually present at. A generation later, and maybe a purge or two of those who are actually in a position to say he wasn't there, and that has just become history.

    Most history books are censored to put their nation in a good light. Some times its only a slight bias; sometimes its not anything we'd ever recognize as history. In all cases, you can make sure that the writers, publishers, and school districts all know about the hidden bias and wouldn't even think of switching out a history book from a different culture/region into another's. It just wouldn't sell well.

    Actually, I doubt that many people realize it as clear as you claim. Most people, especially from cultures which heavily faked history, just think that their version is right and everyone _else_ is biased or lying.

    Look no further than the Eastern Bloc, where ancient border disputes were exaggerated and occasionally even fictionalized, to keep people's attention focused on those instead of on the present-day internal problems. You know, keep them thinking "OMG, country X is teh enemy because they took one of our provinces 1000 years ago!" instead of looking at who's having a more immediate and substantial impact upon their standard of living. _Especially_ countries which, honestly, had just gotten some province as reward after WW1 or WW2, invented elaborate layers of rationales as to why it was always theirs anyway.

    I don't think most of those, even history teachers, actually knew that they're teaching a faked or biased history. Nor that they'd think, basically, "I wouldn't use a history book from country X because their bias is different from ours and it wouldn't sell." They thought more along the lines of "OMG, the people from country X are a bunch of evil liars! They still teach that province Y was originally theirs! They even print historical maps where it's painted as theirs!" (Never mind that at that point in history it actually was "theirs".)

    Or as other examples, look at how the Crusades are perceived differently by different people. Or how Napoleon is a national hero to the French and almost an archvillain for some other people. Etc.

    I guess what I'm trying to say is that the whole point about having a bias is that you're unaware of it. You don't think "man, I'm from country X, I guess I have no choice but to be biased against country Y. Let's see which history books fit my bias." If you can think in those terms, you're already unbiased and rational about it. Being biased is more like already knowing something to be true, and looking for the sources that fit that pre-defined truth.

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    1. Re:Methinks you're too optimistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great post. Mod parent up!

    2. Re:Methinks you're too optimistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      agreed

    3. Re:Methinks you're too optimistic by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Pharaohs had Photoshop? Hmm.... I guess that explains the spelling then.

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  75. I have a cunning plan... by agentforsythe · · Score: 0

    I'm leaving this space blank...





    ... so I can photoshop in something witty later.

  76. Tutorials by PPH · · Score: 2, Informative

    There is a series of tutorials dealing with this very topic. Start with:

    You Suck at PhotoShop.

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  77. No more polaroids...maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    The only problem is that Polaroid is abandoning the kind if camera it is famous for. They're willing to license the technology to other companies, however, so it's not necessarily over.

    News article from the NY Times here:
    http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/02/08/polaroid-abandons-instant-photography/

  78. Pictures ... by rufus+t+firefly · · Score: 1

    When you're taking a picture (or a video, etc), you're choosing the reality you're going to preserve. This just extends those possibilities beyond the realm of what is physically possible. Three different people have three different perceptions of reality, and will take pictures accordingly...

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    "He may look like an idiot, and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." - Duck Soup
  79. Sometimes it's necessary by KalvinB · · Score: 1

    The family Christmas photo for my family included me, my wife, our 9 month old and two cats.

    Now it would be perfectly reasonable to expect me and my wife to sit still for 10 seconds while waiting for the camera to snap the picture.

    So instead I took 7 pictures and then pieced them all together so it looked like we were all sitting together. Just in case anyone thought it was real I added a snowy scene out the window (we live in AZ) and a faint image of Santa walking in the snow.

    It's a great way to put a scene together that would otherwise be impossible. Fake but accurate.

  80. Obligatory xkcd by Culture20 · · Score: 1
  81. It's legal, you say? by jitterman · · Score: 1

    Most other substances that allow you to alter your memories are currently illegal. Apparently, this "photoshop" stuff hasn't been fully investigated by the FDA.

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  82. Re: Also, cake. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Retouching IS an evil which destroys the essence of photography. It's about capturing reality, not presenting an ideal.

    ALL photography is a lie. That was day one of University class.

    For starters, turning something 3D into 2D distorts it. Photographers control that distortion by choice of lens length and aperture. Lighting and perspective can make something 3D appear to be 2D, and vice versa. I've had debates, and there isn't much "photographic truth" that can't have a shotgun of holes blown though it.

    Video is a lie because anything can be green-screened, but nobody wants to give up science fiction movies in order to preserve the journalistic integrity of the weather report. It's not the right battle to be fighting.

    Further to the article summary, I've also added in people to group shots, on request. My most recent was adding a new employee into some "fleet" photographs for a business. There's not a single customer that would second guess the image. Other pros can spot a couple of shadow discrepancies, but that was a deadline issue for me. The hard part is now for the business owner to keep all the employees, because they probably couldn't afford my retouching fee to take anyone out. ;-)

  83. Been there, done that... by way2slo · · Score: 1

    Once upon a time, the wife asked me to 'shop an old picture to remove someone she wasn't friends with. Turned out pretty good. You can tell something was done, on close inspection, but it looks convincing from a distance. She thought it was good enough to print out and put in a frame in our guest bedroom.

  84. "ebhanced" media and parenting... by ForCripeSake · · Score: 1

    I apologize if this is slightly off topic, but are any parents out there having issues with their kids when exposing them to new/altered media(CGI, photoshop, etc.)

    I'm 24 and have watched CGI go from looking like Dire Strait's "Money For nothing" video to being a major supporting character in films. (Gollum anyone?) With graphics advances in the next 10 years, I'm wondering if our generation's wee-uns are going to have to deal with a blurry(or motion-blurry) line between reality and realistic-looking-fantasy.

    Alternately, are we going to be the ones with issues when we hit old age? My grandpa watched my cousins and I play Madden 07' for 20 minutes before he realized that the Bears to not play Green Bay in July...

  85. old sayings by gbh1935 · · Score: 0

    If you tell a lie enough times, it eventually becomes the truth. Thanks Photoshop

  86. Changing Reality on TV by gznork26 · · Score: 1

    Beyond Orwell's 'Memory Hole' in 1984 and the attempted removal of Akhenaten from the ancient Egyptian record, there are some more immediate instances of intentional alteration of what we think we remember. A skilled manipulator can alter what an eyewitness thinks they remember simply by introducing ambiguity into the memory, and more intense work can insert false memories wholesale. But it can also be done in the present, as we've just seen in the CG-augmented opening ceremonies of the Olympics in China, and in sports on network TV.

    But it doesn't take prohibitively expensive gear to pull that sort of stunt off anymore, as I explored in a story called "The Halo Effect", which starts like this:

    + + +

    Derek shook his head doubtfully at the duct-taped video camera I'd showed him. "Tell me something, Jake. How do you expect me to be inconspicuous carrying that monstrosity around?"

    Now, granted, it was a bit on the clunky side, but there wasn't any elegant way to fasten a 3D mouse, cigarette-pack PC and a GPS to it. "Give me a break," I said, nestling the contraption beside my chicken satay on the small food-court table. "It's just a prototype. Early versions of the military's field disinfo kits were probably just as ugly."

    The lunchtime crowd threading past our spot near the pizza franchise were too preoccupied to notice the bundle of tech we were arguing over. They also made getting a glimpse of the thing, either in person or with the mall's badly hidden security cams, problematic. We may have overplayed the geek theme a bit to make ourselves part of the visual noise by wearing old, faded convention shirts, but one thing we didn't exude was how risky this meeting really was.

    Derek lowered his shake, peered at my handiwork, and tapped one of the puttied-in connectors. "You're sure it'll work?"

    + + + ...You can read the whole thing at http://klurgsheld.wordpress.com/2007/07/21/short-story-the-halo-effect/

    P. Orin Zack

  87. 1984 by blue_teeth · · Score: 1

    "He who controls the past, controls the future" - the Party slogan - 1984 - George Orwell

  88. Probably can still tell by Digital_Quartz · · Score: 4, Informative

    You might not be able to tell, but a mathematician probably can.

    Basically the idea is that if you open up a JPG, and then save it, the overall quality of the image deteriorates in a non-linear fashion with repeated saves. So, if you resave the image at 95% quality, and introduce a known error, then compare that against the original, the deterioration in quality should be homogeneous throughout the image. If not, the image is a composition from multiple sources. Check out slides 42 and 43 in the linked PDF file.

    You can get around this, but you need to be VERY careful. Ideally you'd want to start out with raw images, and do all your manipulation saves/loads in some lossless format. Any kind of painting or blending in the image would have to be done carefully, as well, as it would be easy to produce a region of superior quality pixels that would show up in this kind of analysis.

    1. Re:Probably can still tell by pwnies · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To be quite honest though, those who are professionals at digital manipulation would never save their work as .jpg before they are finished. From personal experience, if I need to flatten the image and save it, I'll go for a lossless .png format. However if you have any version of photoshop made within the last decade or so, you'll have a handy feature called "snapshots" built right into photoshop - which stores the state of the manipulation you are currently at, and you can revert to at any time. This almost entirely eliminates any need to save the file as a different format save for finishing.

      Also though, to get around the deterioration of the .jpg is quite easy. Simply adding random noise to the image will throw off any algorithm trying to scan it for compression, while being nearly undetectable to the eyes. This is also a pretty common thing to do when doing professional manipulations, as it often will make it more believable if the noise across the photograph is uniform.

      tl;dr - Those are only follies that someone who wasn't a professional would fall prey to. Any digital professional would bypass all of those simply due to how he went about doing his job.

  89. oh noes! by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    I guess Adobe needs to sue Webster's.

    ...get over it.

    --
    Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
  90. Re:Ow! My Brain! by alex4u2nv · · Score: 1

    Mythical drawings conveyed the stories they intended to. So to will photoshopepd pictures.

    In her story, about her wedding, she was a bride as beautiful as princess. In reality -- No. Photoshop Yes she could tell the story with confidence!

  91. you aint need photoshop ( or gimp ) by kubitus · · Score: 1

    take a baseball bat with v > 10m/sec toward your head. Maybe have some band-aid and aspirin ready! your memory will have changed!

  92. MORE delusion? by macraig · · Score: 1

    Arrrrrgh! MORE delusion, not less, in our advanced digital and scientific and technological age? It's depressing that technology would be used to merely further enable the delusional behavior, rather than eliminate it.

  93. I don't need photoshop... by onosson · · Score: 1

    to alter my memory - there are plenty of other good, and more enjoyable, ways to do that!

    --
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    1. Re:I don't need photoshop... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I think it would be more accurate to say that photoshop is a useful tool to repair memories... i.e. re-create lost (forgotten or ... chemically altered, shall we say!) memories according to how we wish they had been...

      So, when you get over that hangover, I'd like to interest you in some FOSS that can help replace the evening that's missing from your memory...

      --
      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
  94. Hmm.... by duggi · · Score: 1

    What if the horrible memory to be altered is due to a photograph, say for example, goatse? Not so lucky now are we?

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    http://monkeynesianeconomics.blogspot.com/
  95. Oh look! WMDs! --- Never mind. by presidenteloco · · Score: 1

    Seriously though, perhaps we're coming to a time when we will only believe some event happened if we get multiple life-recorder video POVs from multiple independent eyewitnesses (on youtube of course. No, wait. Sorry, That video is no longer available.)

    It's still pretty technically difficult to alter all of those videos to add or omit the same thing.

    --

    Where are we going and why are we in a handbasket?
  96. kind of? making sense? by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

    That sentence kind of creates the assumption of "no, not really".

  97. Overstated Again by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    Photoshop is only a recent tool for image manipulation, done digitally. Photos have been doctored in order to alter memories in ways that are even stated in TFA. They worked just as well.

    Fact is, we don't "remember" anything. We construct what we view as memory from stored pieces of data. Whatever fits the stored associations with all relevant previous data well enough to be considered our fastest best match gets chosen. It is always wrong to some degree, and is surprisingly easy to alter to a surprising degree of inaccuracy.

    False memories, implanted memories, suppressed memories, eye witness reliability, all are topics within the memory studies in cognitive psychology. The #1 top expert in the field is Elizabeth Loftus. She's listed in the references in http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_memory_syndrome which is as good a start as any. Altered photography is just one of the many ways of playing around with long term storage, retrieval and reconstruction.

    Come on kids, this is Psych 101 stuff. Just because software gets used doesn't make it newsworthy. Try to get over the hype.

    --
    "I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." -- Bishop 341-B
  98. Lol.... Smile! by joocemann · · Score: 1

    Like you actually were 'smiling' when all those pics from the past were took... lol.

    No.. mom, dad, and then you (as a trained adult) all tell their kids and selves to 'SMILE FOR THE CAMERA!" because it looks nicer, because your smile makes that point in time look more pleasant and special than it probably really was.

    Don't just assume we're new to self-deception. We've been making ourselves feel better about lesser things for a long long time.

  99. erase the ex.net by bronney · · Score: 1

    If you wanted to remove an ex from an old snapshot, you had to use a Bic pen or pinking shears. But in the digital age, people treat photos like mash-ups in music, combining various elements to form a more pleasing whole.

    Right, I'd spend 1/2 hour concentrating at removing my ex from that perfect trip we did in yosemite so that I can end up with a new pic of me, alone. Wait, no let me add in a penguin!

    He obviously never weep looking at past photos. It's not the photos stupid! It's the memories they bring.

  100. Consider the music industry by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    Good points, but please consider that composers and orchestra directors were saying the same exact thing when records and audio tape were coming out.

    "Oh no - we won't have good music anymore because everyone will be able to record music".

    or even today:

    "Now everyone can record their band in a home studio for under $25k worth of decent recording equipment. We will no longer have good music"

    --
    Libertas in infinitum
  101. Human Cloning Prohibition Act of 2003! regarding S by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally by using stolen biomaterial. Original person is very nice(not d**n sexy),most important-CHRISTIAN young lady!I'll tell you more,those clones(it's not only one)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,N. Bavaria, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town.You can't even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning! H. Kohl clone staff 100% controlling their clones spreading around the world,they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials,no matter what form it was created,it all needs back to original family control to Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Original Scarlett is not engage,by the way!

  102. memory is weird by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1
    My mom remembers holding me in her lap and watching the moon landing on TV. She remembers what I was wearing, and several other things from that day. The fact that I was born in Dec 69 doesn't change the fact that she does sincerely remember what she remembers.

    A friend of mine and I went to Cambodia, and took some good pictures on a trip. When we got back, I showed him how to edit the photos with his crappy bundled photo software. He was amazed that you could take people, litter, etc out of photographs. I created a monster. He was up all night deleting the other tourists from the pictures so the picture would reflect how he remembered the experience. Is there anything wrong with that? It's an interesting philosophical question.

  103. Manipulation is ubiquitous by Misanthrop · · Score: 1

    I once took a picture of a celtic cemetery in ireland. It was full of tourists, hundreds of ugly people were about to ruin the pictures I wanted to take. So I found a position where almost all people were hidden by gravestones, thus being able to capture a picture which suggests that the cemetery was empty.

    A picture never reflects reality, even without being photoshopped.

  104. Or the opposite... by kklein · · Score: 1

    I retouch photos not so that I don't remember the people (okay, let's be clear here: ex-girlfriends) in them, but so that I'm the only one who does. I started editing my parents physical photo albums years and years ago.

    Here was my thinking: At some point, I'm going to get married. And at some point, my mom is going to whip this album out to show my wife, and there are going to be pictures of the girl I almost married on a family trip. It's going to be awkward and I will be expected to comment somehow on that picture. I don't want to do that.

    So I just remove the girl.

    Now that memory belongs only to me. I don't have to disavow my feelings at the time or faux-chuckle at how young I was. The awkward little scene never happens, and I can keep my memory--my bittersweet memory. That trip, as I really experienced it, becomes mine and mine alone. No one, I feel, has a right to share in it if I don't want them to. And I don't want them to.

    Looking through my photographic history, you'd think the only girl I ever dated was my wife. The public record is cleaned, and other people's memories can fade. My wife doesn't need to know about my relationships before I met her. She doesn't want to know. And when the record has been cleaned, she doesn't have to know.

    But I can remember the happy times, the sad times, the troubled and confused times. I keep those with me. They're mine. They are a part of me, and I don't want to forget. I don't want to change them, and if no one asks about them, I don't have to.

    If a photo is causing me undue pain, I seldom throw it away. I just file it. At some point, I can look at it again and it won't hurt. When I die, someone will find the box, I'm sure, and wonder who these people were. And that's the best of all. They won't know. They don't need to know. They're mine.

  105. Politicians' dream come true by Archtech · · Score: 1

    "...many people believe that snapshots and family photos need no longer stand as a definitive record of what was, but instead, of what they wish it was..."

    What a boon for Hillary Clinton! When will it be extended to cover YouTube, media archives, and history books?

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/03/21/AR2008032102989.html

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    I am sure that there are many other solipsists out there.
  106. In Soviet Russia ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, photographs alter you!

    OK, that was stupid. I admit it.