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  1. Re:Darwinian Payback on T. Rex Protein Analysis Supports Dinosaur-Bird Link · · Score: 1

    tiny little human decedents will be eaten by large intelligent mice.
    Speak for yourself! My ancestors will be cute and well-behaved -- we will entertain and teach the overlords' third graders as class pets!!
  2. Re:Take Two interactive!? on Publishers Scrambling for Wii Titles · · Score: 1

    Hot Coffee on my Wii

    Hmm. Can't seem to figure out why that just doesn't seem very appealing...

  3. Um? Readers? I was just thinking, and... on What's Your Site Rotation? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do you still think I'm pretty? Do you look at other girls?

    It's okay if you say yes, I won't get mad...

    Love XOXOXOXO,
    Slashdot

    </doilookfatinthis>

  4. Re:Tool did it differently on RIAA Attacks Sites Participating in Its Own Campaign · · Score: 1

    Oh, jeez, so now everyone's a music critic...

  5. Re:Bah get a replica instead for far less on Knight Rider Car for Sale · · Score: 1

    You're not paying for the car.

    You're paying for the car's still-fresh "New Hoff" scent.

  6. Re:FAA and FCC both ban cell phones on airplanes.. on FCC Says No to Mobile Phones on Airplane · · Score: 1

    The Federal Bureau of Boilerplate currently has its legal experts reviewing the footnote text for the press release detailing its stance.

  7. Re:How about human rights for humans? on Should Chimps Have Human Rights? · · Score: 1

    You can peel bananas sometimes
    But you can't peel all bananas all the time
    So now we see the light!
    We sling our doo-doo for our right!

  8. Re:Great Apes Project on Should Chimps Have Human Rights? · · Score: 1

    Also relevant : Great Grape Ape Project

  9. Re:A military system I saw on a TV program ... on New Algorithms Improve Image Search · · Score: 1

    No small feat, in and of itself?

  10. Re:Gaming on a plane on U.S. Airlines to Offer In-Air Wi-Fi · · Score: 1

    Ever heard a Sony lithium-ion battery go poofers in a dude's lap before?

    It's like a goddamn cannon went off on his junky-junk!

  11. Re:Yuk on BitTorrent Inc. Introduces Ad-Supported Downloads · · Score: 1

    I choose cheaper TV.

    How else is Hammer gonna rap to me about how rad my British Knights are?

  12. Re:The X86 is a pig. on Despite Aging Design, x86 Still in Charge · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm told LucasFilm somehow lost the original source to CashBucket 4.0, 5.0, and 6.0.

    Shame, too, since the more recent versions are chock-a-block of unnecessary "features and fixes" (in particular, a very controversial race condition between the instantiation of blaster objects during app startup).

  13. Re:Solution on Cuban v. EFF lawyer on YouTube, DMCA · · Score: 1

    Give Cuban and the EFF Lawyer both a brick...
    Nope. The Free Masons have a powerful lobby. The guild is paid a hefty sum for each depiction of their intellectual property : bricks. There's a loophole, however, stating an exemption for depictions only featuring a single brick.

    Coincidentally, the end result is a win-win-win for everyone. One brick makes it much more interesting for me to watch. Interesting content brings more eyeballs to Youtube's site, which displays ads based on the content being viewed. The video, as well as the accompanying AdSense links, advertises Genuine Free Mason Bricks as useful, effective policy tools. Trifecta!
  14. Always a caveat... on Quantum Computer To Launch Next Week · · Score: 5, Funny

    It may launch next week, but it's impossible to say where... </farnsworth>

  15. Re:I guess the only surprising thing... on Piracy Built the Romanian IT Industry · · Score: 1

    Since I'm sure part of the reason the software is being pirated so rampantly in many of these areas is due to the fact that most of the development is done by people who speak a different language and live in a different country. It much easier to justify piracy when you care very little about the people who might be hurt by doing so.

    So, in order to instill in the population of Romania a sense of ownership in Microsoft's products, they've opened up an office there. Now, it isn't so easy for them to justify piracy, since it would (in principle) harm other Romanians' livelihood.

    Here's a (likely terrible) analogy: everyone likes getting those Chinese character tatoos, because they think it makes them more spiritual or something. However, sometimes people choose characters that, while they look cool on the small of your back (meh), in Chinese they mean something nonsensical or worse. If the Chinese people saw this as a bad thing, that we were somehow polluting their language or whatever, one potential solution would be to introduce a handful of new characters into their alphabet : ones that are based on roman characters in our alphabet, and have totally wicked cool meaning in their language. Like the letter H means "Fiery Soul" or "Massive Wang" or whatever. This would raise awareness of the meaning of Chinese characters when being used as lame tatoos, and perhaps reduce the number of people walking around with the equivalent of "tire upside-down four" on their ankle and thinking they're all zen.

    Ok, like I said, wicked bad analogy, but the first paragraph up there may still be valid...

  16. Re:OH NOES!!! on Bush Claims Mail Can Be Opened Without Warrant · · Score: 1
    Exigent?
    ...
    Bush Brain Guy 1: Could it mean sexy?
    Bush Brain Guy 2: I think it's a science term.
    Bush Brain Guy 3: Fellas, fellas! Exigent means delicious!
    ...
    Dick Cheney, "Who's the Boss" is not a food...
  17. Fish tales... on Giant Squid Caught Near Japan · · Score: 1
    The giant squid, a young female about 7 metres long, put up quite a fight as it was brought aboard the research vessel.


    I swear, Bob... the squid gets bigger every time you tell that story...
  18. Re:and it means... on Tiny Particle With No Charge Discovered · · Score: 2, Funny

    j00 mU57 b3 n00 h3R3...

  19. Re:I am not disconnected from reality! on Gamers Divorced From Reality? · · Score: 5, Funny
    I did end up 10 mins late to work though.


    See? Real life has consequences.
  20. Re:prequel? on Peter Jackson Will Not Be Making The Hobbit · · Score: 1
    MOD PARENT DOWN AS *COMPLETELY WRONG*

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hobbit

    Quote:
    The most likely explanation for these inconsistencies is that Tolkien originally wrote the book as a much more light-hearted story, before The Lord of the Rings was ever conceived, and as a children's book.


    Hand in your Geek Card and pocket protector to Ted on 3rd, please. Security will escort you out of the building.
  21. Re:Basic physics... on Facing the Dangers of Nanotech · · Score: 1

    The human body generates more bioelectricity than a 120 V battery and over 25,000 BTU's of body heat. Combined with a form of fusion the machines had found all the energy they would ever need...

  22. It's like what, now? on Raph Koster on Fire · · Score: 4, Funny
    It's like dumping the girlfriend who has always been patient and loving to chase after the supermodel who probably won't love you back.
    Umm, yeah, about that.. You're going to need to use an analogy that we here at slashdot can relate to, chief.
  23. Re:Difference between "ARE" and "MAY" on Scientists Question Laws of Nature · · Score: 2, Funny

    Simple explanation:

    The string constants in the article also change over time.

    ::head explodes::

  24. Re:Let seti@home keep going on Is SETI@home Where Your Cycles Belong? · · Score: 1

    Or are really tasty.

  25. Re:Errr, hold on. Say what? on Interstate Highway System: 50th Anniversary · · Score: 2, Funny

    What they didn't mention was the necessary costs involved in building the twelve guard rails required for the six sidewalks. Without the guardrails, any Joe could just shove you off the side. Then you'd be chewed to bits by the space alligators at the bottom of the interterralunar moat.

    Like that guy in that one movie? D'jou see that flick?

    That was awesome.