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Peter Jackson Will Not Be Making The Hobbit

An anonymous reader writes "Due to legal wranglings with New Line Cinema over accounting issues for Lord Of The Rings, Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh will not be involved in the making of either The Hobbit or the planned Lord of the Rings prequel." I suppose there is still a chance that Jackson & Co. could end up involved, but at this point that looks unlikely.

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  1. prequel? by SeaPig · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am confused - The Hobbit is the LOTR prequel - Are they doing two prequels?

    1. Re:prequel? by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      My thoughts exactly.
      Something seems to have been lost in translation, from another article about the movie:

      The Oscar-winning director is planning to film ''The Hobbit'' the prequel to ''The Lord of the Rings'' trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien, but two studios must first fight over legal rights to the film.

      link here

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    2. Re:prequel? by spellraiser · · Score: 4, Informative

      Apparently they are.

      Peter Jackson says:

      Several years ago, Mark Ordesky told us that New Line have rights to make not just The Hobbit but a second "LOTR prequel", covering the events leading up to those depicted in LOTR.
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    3. Re:prequel? by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      errrrr I think I missed something:
      link here

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    4. Re:prequel? by Delirium+Tremens · · Score: 4, Informative
      I am confused - The Hobbit is the LOTR prequel - Are they doing two prequels?
      The 5 Silmarillion books come to mind.
    5. Re:prequel? by Znork · · Score: 5, Funny

      And rumour has it they're going to bring in the #1 expert on prequels and CGI characters.

      I, for one, welcome George Lucas and our new taller, more prominently be-eared, rastafarian Gollum.

      Meesa servsa the precious.

    6. Re:prequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hobbits... ewookies... they are all the same.

    7. Re:prequel? by somersault · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Funnily enough I was thinking that too. I don't know if I want to read them any time soon though, apparently they're very heavy going compared to LOTR (and I got bored 20 pages from the end of LOTR book 2, that Tolkien fellow needs to cut back on his descriptions of geography). The Hobbit was an excellent book though. Second time I read it (must have been when I was 9 I went through it in a day.. no idea how old I was the first time..

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    8. Re:prequel? by StarvingSE · · Score: 1

      I can't imagine the silmarillion being made into a movie of any value. The stories are simply too involved and too mythologically based. Its hard enough to read through them and I'm a huge LotR fan. I did enjoy the book, just took a couple of rereads to completely understand.

      I just hope LotR doesn't become a cash cow where new line takes any material they can get their hands on and makes it into a movie.

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    9. Re:prequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always thought that LOTR was just Tolkien's excuse to invent languages and describe trees

    10. Re:prequel? by grahamlee · · Score: 3, Funny

      Finally, a chance for JarJaromir to shine!

    11. Re:prequel? by interval1066 · · Score: 0

      Interesting. Hard to believe becuase that would require the use of creativity, since is very little material from either John R. R. Tolkien or his son Christopher regarding the time between the end of the 2nd Age and the Quest of Mt. Erebor (the Hobbit). Hollywood is such a creative wasteland. Maybe they can do what they always do and steal it from some talented writer.

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    12. Re:prequel? by sauron_of_mordor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "I can't imagine the silmarillion being made into a movie of any value. The stories are simply too involved and too mythologically based."

      You know I can't help but think that this is what provides license to directors to create a story from a mythology. Just look at some of the other mythology type stuff that shines - homer and the bible alone have spawned countless great movies. The story of Beren and Luthien has loads of potential for a film and thats probably 5% of the content or less...

      S

    13. Re:prequel? by somersault · · Score: 1

      Or at least a way to make some money back after realising he'd wasted all that time inventing languages and having picnics under trees? :p

      I do think he invented a cool world, and was pretty clever to be able to just invent languages like that. I wanted to read LOTR way before the movie came out, but now that I've seen the movies I feel even less of a need to finish the books :] The Hobbit was a much more interesting story to me, probably because it worked on a smaller scale and had more character development. LOTR did always seem a bit tacked onto the end of the Hobbit to me, like this cool ring that turns you invisible is suddenly the most evil entity in the world and must be destroyed - though it does fit in well explaining why Gollum is as he is and so on, and maybe JRR Tolkien did have the LOTR story in mind all the time - anyone care to enlighten me?

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    14. Re:prequel? by ggKimmieGal · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Hobbit is a small part of the prequel. Read The Silmarillion, Unfinished Tales of Middle Earth, and the 10 histories of Middle Earth. The Silmarillion is the LOTR bible.

    15. Re:prequel? by Eternauta3k · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Pray tell, how would your represent Iluvatar and the thinguies that helped him?

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    16. Re:prequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps they will be doing some of the stories and background from the Silmarillion. I wouldn't think this would be easy to adapt into movie form, but who knows.

    17. Re:prequel? by ggKimmieGal · · Score: 1

      If you can get past the first 1/3 of The Silmarillion, then you're good. It's really entertaining after that. And it's cool to see how the events in that book lead up to LOTR.

    18. Re:prequel? by jfengel · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nearly everything Tolkien wrote is prequel to LOTR.

      None of the other books besides Hobbit are remotely filmable. They're mostly short stories or summaries of longer stories for which you'd have to write a lot of your own material to make a film.

      If you had a talented writer, Tolkien left many, many fascinating stories about the Elves and early Men which could make good movies. I'm afraid I don't really consider Walsh/Boyens/Jackson in that category. As much as I enjoyed their movies, they got weaker whenever they deviated from Tolkien's story or interpolated scenes he didn't write. They were better at visualizing his world than at fleshing out his (admittedly weak) characters.

      Tolkien left enough material for you to keep the franchise going longer than Bond. They probably shouldn't, mind you, but once you geared up that whole movie-making machine for Hobbit, it wouldn't hurt to make another movie or two with it.

    19. Re:prequel? by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Funny

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    20. Re:prequel? by JocklandStu · · Score: 1

      Technically, there's bucket loads of prequels, from the Silmarillion to all the Unfinished Tales. My bet would be on something to do with Beren and Luthien, given that it's name checked in the Fellowship...

    21. Re:prequel? by gid13 · · Score: 1

      Excellent reference, but the uninitiated need a link. Heh. The hair. So funny.

    22. Re:prequel? by Miseph · · Score: 0

      He most certainly did have LOTR in mind all along... because he wrote the trilogy before he wrote the Hobbit. That's what "prequel" means.

      Here in chronology obsessed America it may not make sense to read books in an order other than "what happened first in time", but that is, in fact, a large tradition in literature. LOTR begs certain questions about what came before it, The Hobbit answers those questions. If you haven't read LOTR, then you don't know the questions, and the answers just spoil the plot.

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    23. Re:prequel? by Mr.+Shiny+And+New · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, I think when he wrote The Hobbit JRRT "didn't realize" that it was set in the same world as his other stories. The original version of The Hobbit had Bilbo win the Ring from Gollum (See Wikipedia). Later on, as he was writing LOTR, he went back and revised The Hobbit to make it consistent with the rest of the universe. This explains why the terminology in The Hobbit is different (The orcs are referred to as Goblins, etc) and the other inconsistencies.

    24. Re:prequel? by Cromac · · Score: 1
      I am confused - The Hobbit is the LOTR prequel - Are they doing two prequels?

      Maybe they're hinting at doing the Silmarillion...but probably not.

    25. Re:prequel? by Adambomb · · Score: 1

      The question is, are Hollywood scriptwriters able to get a story out of the Silmarillion books once you crop out who begat whom and the lines of the Edain and Eldar.. Seriously, if one thinks the Bible is obtuse, the Silmarillion really takes the cake.

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    26. Re:prequel? by lpcustom · · Score: 1

      Well considering he was a language professor at Oxford it makes sense doesn't it? He was fascinated with languages. It'd be like a programmer creating a new programming language just because they are fascinated with programming. Look at the number of books about Perl. Also look at the number of pages in each of those books. It's the same shit new toilet.

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    27. Re:prequel? by cptgrudge · · Score: 1

      I do think he invented a cool world, and was pretty clever to be able to just invent languages like that.

      Look at his career.

      "Tolkien's first civilian job after World War I was at the Oxford English Dictionary, where he worked mainly on the history and etymology of words of Germanic origin beginning with the letter W."

      Languages were kind of his thing; I imagine he was pretty gifted in that respect. It's amazing the level of detail that the languages he created actually have.

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    28. Re:prequel? by sauron_of_mordor · · Score: 1

      I didtn't say all of it would make a good story :) and... the same way that unimaginable things have always been depicted in theatre and film- smoke, mirrors, much left to the imagination, a few fireworks and alanis morrisette. - S

    29. Re:prequel? by orielbean · · Score: 1

      Isn't the Silmarillon (sp) also considered a prequel? It covers all the backstory and setup of Middle Earth.

    30. Re:prequel? by Kapsar · · Score: 3, Informative

      There are a large number of other Prequels to the LoTR. After writing the hobbit as a bed time story for his kids, he went and wrote the Silmarillian, history of the elves evil before Sauron and how the Orcs came to be. This is basically a history book on the world of middle earth. They make references it in LOTR actually, but they are subtle and unless you've read it you wouldn't catch them. There's also the Unfinished stories mostly about the First Men, and theres the lost stories expansions on stories in the silmarillian and unfinished stories. They could be really interestings.

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    31. Re:prequel? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      None of the other books besides Hobbit are remotely filmable. They're mostly short stories or summaries of longer stories for which you'd have to write a lot of your own material to make a film.

      I think it would be impossible to film the Hobbit and have it be a prequel to the LotR movies as they were filmed. The mood, plot, and characters were just completely incompatible.

      If you had a talented writer, Tolkien left many, many fascinating stories about the Elves and early Men which could make good movies.

      Ehhh. Some of them were good, I like the Numenor stuff. But a lot of them were cribbed from various European mythologies, and aren't really that fascinating.

    32. Re:prequel? by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      What's this? A /.'er that doesn't seem to despise BBspot?

    33. Re:prequel? by stonefry · · Score: 0

      1. Make a prequel somewhat faithful to the books
      2. Make up some newfangled prequel
      3. ????
      4. PROFIT!

    34. Re:prequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      He didn't invent any languages, he modified them. His elvish languages look and sound a whole lot like finnish to me and the dwarven runes are ripped off from Norse runes. From his entry in wikipedia:
      Language and grammar for Tolkien was a matter of aesthetics and euphony, and Quenya in particular was designed from "phonaesthetic" considerations; it was intended as an "Elvenlatin", and was phonologically based on Latin, with ingredients from Finnish and Greek.
    35. Re:prequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He most certainly did have LOTR in mind all along... because he wrote the trilogy before he wrote the Hobbit. That's what "prequel" means.

      What are you talking about? No he didn't.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tolkien#Bibliography

    36. Re:prequel? by complexmath · · Score: 2, Informative

      The orcs are referred to as Goblins

      There are Goblins in the Mines of Moria as well, which is a LoTR event. I'm not sure they are actually the same creature, as the Wiki suggests.

    37. Re:prequel? by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

      There's really nothing wrong with it. The Hobbit is a natural and fairly well-known prequel to LOTR. Tolkien also wrote many other books about the world in which all of this took place. There was the Silmarillion, which handled much of the history of the first and second ages (LOTR takes place in the third age) and Unfinished Tales which, as far as I know, deals mostly with the more legendary characters and their stories outside of LOTR. I owned a copy of Unfinished Tales but never read more than a few pages from it.

      What I don't understand is why they don't carry on their lawsuit against New Line and go ahead and make the films with MGM.

      Quoting from Peter Jackson to the One Ringers:

      "MGM, who own a portion of the film rights in The Hobbit, publicly stated they wanted to make the film with us"

      "Mark Ordesky called Ken and told him that New Line would no longer be requiring our services on the Hobbit and the LOTR 'prequel'"

      If MGM is willing to stave off the inevitable attack from New Lines lawyers about what portion of the film rights is enough to allow them to release the movie then Peter Jackson should have an avenue to make the movie if he really wants to.

      Maybe New Line went ahead with someone else to make The Hobbit. This shouldn't prevent Peter Jackson from making one.

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    38. Re:prequel? by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

      > I can't help but think that this is what provides license to directors to create a story from a mythology

      DragonLance did it with Tales, and Heroes, and Tales II, and Heroes II. They had a number of other series which also branched out into sets of multiple trilogies.

      The Thieves' World set was like this in that it was a long set of books written by multiple authors all telling tales of characters in a common world. Thieves' World didn't cover the same time frame that Tolkien did.

      Somehow those companies managed to figure out how to regulate who owns what rights without making too many people unhappy. Some characters got killed off by authors who didn't create them and the stories were published. The only situation that I've ever heard of within the authoring world in the fantasy genre is Gary Gygax leaving TSR. I don't know the reason why he left TSR, but he did, but he seems to be doing okay now and TSR certainly didn't have too bad a time of it.

      If you look at the computer industry there's the CP/M and QDOS debacle.

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    39. Re:prequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Hobbit grew from a story that Tolkien told & retold to his children & grandchildren over the years. It was actually the first book publish by Tolkien that took place in the Middle Earth universe.

      The Hobbit was intended for children. If you were reading it as a child, you were the intended age, so it's no wonder you enjoyed it. Certainly older people can enjoy it, but the writing style was kept simplistic with a low required vocabulary so children could enjoy reading it.

      If you read the follow-on books now, as an adult, the target age of the books, and still don't enjoy them, but you still enjoy The Hobbit... that says more about your reading abilities than Tolkiens prose.

    40. Re:prequel? by zolaar · · Score: 1
      MOD PARENT DOWN AS *COMPLETELY WRONG*

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hobbit

      Quote:
      The most likely explanation for these inconsistencies is that Tolkien originally wrote the book as a much more light-hearted story, before The Lord of the Rings was ever conceived, and as a children's book.


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    41. Re:prequel? by BerislavLopac · · Score: 1
      I am confused - The Hobbit is the LOTR prequel - Are they doing two prequels?
      The 5 Silmarillion books come to mind.

      Except for one little detail: Tolkien sold the film, stage and merchandise rights of The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings to United Artists in 1968, while the rights to everything else still belong to the Tolkien Estate, which is adamantly against any further adaptations.

      In theory, the Tolkien Enterprises (current handler of the Hobbit and LOTR rights) could allow for an adaptation that would cover events described in the prologues and appendices to the LOTR, but they cover virtually nothing of those depicted in the Silmarillion. The appendices to LOTR deal mostly with the events of the Second ad Third Ages of the Sun (LOTR takes place at the end of the latter), while Silmarillion is mostly about the First Age. If they go for a non-Hobbit prequel, I expect an expansion to the story of Thorongil, Captain of Gondor, actually an incognito Aragorn who served at the court of Steward Ecthelion, father of Denethor. I also expect it to be as unfaithful to the original story as the Two Towers and the Return of the King movies were.

      And one more thing: Silmarillion is only one book, not five. If you have read it, you'd know that of the five parts that the Wikipedia article refer to, the first two and the last two are just extended chapters, while most of the book is comprised of the central part, the Quenta Silmarillion.

    42. Re:prequel? by nizo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Though if they would just wait a few years, this would give Lucas a chance to destroy the childhoods of a whole new generation of moviegoers.

    43. Re:prequel? by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      Hand in your Geek Card and pocket protector to Ted on 3rd, please. Security will escort you out of the building.

      Where you will be summarily executed for misusing "begs the question".

    44. Re:prequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was just writing "Quenta Silmarillion" with a number for those who don't know Spanish.

    45. Re:prequel? by JoshJ · · Score: 1

      Christopher Tolkien is releasing a book this upcoming spring called "The Children of Hurin". I'm betting that we'll be seeing the tragedy of Turin Turambar in the theaters soon.

    46. Re:prequel? by Tet · · Score: 1
      MOD PARENT DOWN AS *COMPLETELY WRONG*

      Perhaps I would do, but for the fact that it's not completely wrong. While it's true that The LOTR was largely written after The Hobbit, Tolkein himself has said that certain chapters in it were written before The Hobbit was started.

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    47. Re:prequel? by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 1
      There are Goblins in the Mines of Moria as well, which is a LoTR event.
      He's talking about the orcs/goblins that jump the group while they're spending a night in the Misty Mountains. In The Hobbit, they're called goblins. In LOTR, they're referred to as orcs.
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    48. Re:prequel? by reanjr · · Score: 1

      Or just skip the first two books altogether. They're a good frame of reference, but not wholly necessary. For those who don't know, the Silmarillion, as published contains 5 books: The Ainulindale, The Valaquenta, the Quenta Silmarillion, Akalabeth, and Of the Rings of Power and the Third Age. The Quenta Silmarillion is the one that defines and dominates the text, though.

    49. Re:prequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YOU WERE WRONG. Admit it and shut the fuck up. Whether or not Tolkein wrote "certain chapters" before he wrote The Hobbit, which comes as complete news to me, The Hobbit was *fully conceived* before LOTR was written.

    50. Re:prequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was just writing "Quenta Silmarillion" with a number for those who don't know Spanish.

      Um... there's no Spanish involved here, you know. The language in question is Quenya, the ancient language of the Elves of Valinor. The Quenta Silmarillion -- Tolkien's "Tale of the Silmarils" -- describes the important events in the history of the Elves from the time of their awakening through the end of the First Age. As such, it makes up the bulk of the book The Silmarillion.

      The book, however, also contains four other short sections which help to place the QS in context. Before the QS come the Ainulindalë, Tolkien's creation myth; and the Valaquenta, an introduction to the Powers of the world. Afterwards come the Akallabêth, the tale of the rise and fall of Númenor in the Second Age; and the tale of the Rings of Power and the Third Age, which of course ties back to the Lord of the Rings.

    51. Re:prequel? by Dabido · · Score: 1

      It's sad they ended up cutting JarJaromir's parts from The Return of the King. but I'm sure they'll have it all as a special directors cut later on. Won't surprise me if they go back and edit him digitally into the first two movies as well, and release the lot 20 years later. :-)

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    52. Re:prequel? by somersault · · Score: 1

      Hmm yeah I remember him having a riddling match, I didn't realise that I may have been reading 2 different versions.. in one was the riddling match to win the ring, but the other was for his life or something? Thanks for clearing that up anyway, it makes a lot of sense that LOTR was just an afterthought ;)

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    53. Re:prequel? by somersault · · Score: 1

      You almost had me going there, but if you'd read the Hobbit before LOTR you'd see that it doesn't really match with the LOTR, I always felt that the Hobbit was much more interesting (and was surprised how good it was when I read it the second time, after I'd been bored to death by the first few chapters of LOTR one night - yes I was rather young but I bet I'd still find it fairly slow and boring today, especially as I know the whole plot now :/ ). Thankfully other people have pointed out that you are wrong. Prequel means "A novel, play, film, or other narrative usually written after the popular success of an earlier work but set before the events in that successful earlier work, and incorporating characters, settings, and situations with which the audience is already familiar. Contrast with sequel and series.". It just means the part of the story before the part you're referring to. The original Star Wars are sequels to the crappier, more recent ones :p

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    54. Re:prequel? by somersault · · Score: 1

      Yep I remember seeing something on TV about him, or CS Lewis, a few years ago, mentioning that they were into that kind of thing, and used to have a club going (maybe it was another author, I'm not going to start researching literature at work :p )

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    55. Re:prequel? by somersault · · Score: 1

      Well thanks for that.. my reading abilities are fine, I used to read a lot as a child, though grew more interested in computers and music as a teenager. I think I'd be able to map out the geography in my head a lot better now (I first realised I was actually okay at geography when playing Operation Flashpoint, heh... Geography as a school subject was easy but you didn't really need to be able to do much mapreading to do well in it), as I've worked with maps as a road-rally co-driver (only one rally unfortunately, the insurance is really expensive for those things, and they don't happen too often round here either), and have a good sense of direction these days when it comes to navigating round cities or the countryside. I still think he lays it on a bit thick with the descriptions sometimes - you can describe something with few words if you have adequate skill, though admittedly you'd probably end up with a slightly different image in the head of each reader, but I think that's bound to happen anyway. The only books I've really read since high school are the DiscWorld series (generally comedy, but the plots and writing are great, and the comedy is sometimes through very subtle, though sometimes very unsubtle wordplay), and Harry Potter (don't laugh ;) yes I do still enjoy 'childrens' books). As you can tell from my overuse of parenthesis, I maybe don't have a very commanding grasp of the english language, but I like to think that I have an adult level of reading ability (and spelling and grammar ability superior to a lot of people on slashdot ;) ). I'm currently reading Robert Ludlum's Bourne Trilogy, though the last time I read any of it was a few months ago. Last book I read was Good Omens, by the DiscWorld author Terry Pratchett (I haven't seen any talk of Pratchett on /. unfortunately - any talk of sci-fi/fantasy books seem to revolve around 'serious' authors). Possibly because he's British, but I heartily recommend him. His first book, maybe the first couple of books, rely a lot on a non-sequiturs I think (though /. does seem to appreciate Monty Python and HHGTTG) but later on his plots can be excellent. I'm not sure if I can be bothered reading into all the /. conspiracy-theory or sci-fi/fantasy greats, but I don't feel too much like I'm missing out. I'm still slightly insulted if you think I have poor reading abilities just because I don't enjoy LOTR - it's a fairly boring story to me even in film form, and I still doubt that I'd enjoy the books much, especially as I now know the ending. I very rarely read books more than once, as I already know what will happen, and get bored! I appreciate art sometimes, but when it comes to reading, I prefer the language to be functional rather than aesthetic. Beautiful language is a bonus if it also carries the story, but if I feel the author is just trying to show off, I get bored very quickly ('Life of Pi' anyone? a teenage boy with English as his second language talking like an English professor?). Anyway, ramble ends here.

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    56. Re:prequel? by alakest · · Score: 1

      With Jackson not directing the Hobbit I think we should should suggest a director that has done interviews here: Ben Edlund!

      He created The Tick and has worked on Angel, Firefly and Supernatural - He'd do a great job, he's sort of a proto-jackson too.

      Maybe Slashdot could have a poll about who we'd like to direct the Hobbit?

  2. Peter Jackson by Tet · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Given the hideous mess he made of LOTR, I'm relatively pleased that he won't be butchering The Hobbit in the same way. I am, however, horrified at the thought of a "prequel" to LOTR, no matter who ends up directing/producing it.

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    1. Re:Peter Jackson by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 3, Funny

      Next up: Jim Henson's Hobbit Babies.

    2. Re:Peter Jackson by Viol8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Given the size of the book it was inveitable he'd have to emit large chunks of it to fit it into any reasonble time. As it was its , what , 9 hours for all 3 films? Personally I think it was a mistake to miss out the Tom Bombadil section in Fellowship but I guess if he'd left that in he'd have had to have cut out something else perhaps more crucial to the story. Who knows.

    3. Re:Peter Jackson by Randolpho · · Score: 1

      Oh, come now, the movies weren't that bad. In fact I quite enjoyed them. Yes, they weren't true to the books (I especially disliked the way Aragorn was a 'reluctant hero' rather than 'wants-to-be-king-so-he-can-marry-his-woman', and pretty much the whole Aragorn/Arwen relationship), but overall the movies -- as movies -- were damn good.

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    4. Re:Peter Jackson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am, however, horrified at the thought of a "prequel" to LOTR, no matter who ends up directing/producing it

      Why is this? How about if Tolkien himself rose from the grave to write a prequel? Just because it might not be exactly how *you* would have it. They same could be said for a sequel (including perhaps the 2nd and 3rd books - maybe they spoiled what the reader had in his mind would/might happen).

    5. Re:Peter Jackson by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I was just re-reading bits of William Goldman's "Which Lie Did I Tell?", and there's a particularly interesting section, dealing with adaptations. And one of the first things he talks about is that, when adapting, you can't keep everything, sometimes, you barely keep anything, the trick being to, as he says, keep the "spine" of the story and reject anything that won't work on the screen, because books and movies ARE TWO DIFFERENT FUCKING MEDIUMS.

      I, too have loved the LOTR books since I was a kid, and I too would have loved to have seen Bombadil in the movies, etc., but, let's be honest: Jackson & Co. made an absolutely amazing film trilogy, by ANY standard you care to measure, so can we fucking end shit like "hideous mess" already? It's not true, you know it's not true, so please just fucking leave it, alright? It makes you sound like you live in your mom's basement, and just annoys the rest of us.

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    6. Re:Peter Jackson by nagora · · Score: 1
      Given the hideous mess he made of LOTR, I'm relatively pleased that he won't be butchering The Hobbit in the same way.

      Totally agree, however:

      I am, however, horrified at the thought of a "prequel" to LOTR, no matter who ends up directing/producing it.

      If they mean to give the Silmarillion to someone with a talent for something other than eating, then I'd be interested.

      TWW

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    7. Re:Peter Jackson by arb · · Score: 1

      And given the even more hideous mess he made of King Kong, it is obvious that the success of LotR went to Jackson's head and Ghod alone knows what abomination he would have produced if he did make the Hobbit. It would probably have been a seven hour long movie crammed to the gills with unnecessary whiz-bang CGI effects and 20 extra sub-plots that lead absolutely nowhere... But it sure would look pretty, and that's what counts these days, right?

    8. Re:Peter Jackson by baryon351 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Given the hideous mess he made of LOTR, I'm relatively pleased that he won't be butchering The Hobbit in the same way.

      I hear it's Uwe Boll doing The Hobbit, so it definitely won't be butchered in the same way. :)

    9. Re:Peter Jackson by uchian · · Score: 1

      To be fair, tom bombadil adds nothing to the main lord of the rings plot; even the bbc radio version that comes on 13/14 cds (I think it's about 20 hours long) still misses out bombadil.

    10. Re:Peter Jackson by Ardanwen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hideous mess is your meaning, not a fact. I was very very pleased with the LOTR.. so while for you the article might be good news, for me it is bad. I'd have loved Peter Jackson to make the hobbit. I wonder if with 'accounting issue' they mean http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_accounting Whenever someone brings up the argument that we're stealing from artists when we dload a movie or music, and we kill all music, I hum a little hollywood-accouting tune in my head.

    11. Re:Peter Jackson by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      If you really understood the book, you'd know how Tom Bombadil's song explains everything.

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    12. Re:Peter Jackson by Jaruzel · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Woah, a little less of the f**king and maybe people will pay attention to the point you are making.

      -Jar.

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    13. Re:Peter Jackson by famebait · · Score: 5, Funny

      Given the size of the book it was inveitable he'd have to emit large chunks of it

      Sorry, I don't mean to be a spelling nazi, but I just can't get over the mental image of Peter Jackson emitting large chunks of books. My day is ruined.

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    14. Re:Peter Jackson by Viriatus · · Score: 0, Informative

      the Aragorn/Arwen relationship is mentioned in Unfinished Tales

    15. Re:Peter Jackson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      holy fucking shit batman, it's the goddamn prude police!

    16. Re:Peter Jackson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In case you didn't know, (I didn't) Uwe Boll is a german 'film director' who makes shit films as a tax loop hole for investors.

    17. Re:Peter Jackson by rk · · Score: 1

      Sorry, Mom!

    18. Re:Peter Jackson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      come on...from a stylistic point of view, the books are barely even acceptable. The only thing that redeems the books is the fact that Tolkein manages to construct a rather remarkable (faux) history, which he then invites his readers to inhabit. The books are not gospel. They have no particular aesthetic value in and of themselves. Their value is derrived entirely from their content. As such, I would say that any movie adaptation of the Lord of the Rings has about the same responsibility to the original as would any historical fiction. The task, which I think Peter Jackson did admirably, is to construct a compelling narrative from the mounds of useless facts filling the books.

    19. Re:Peter Jackson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The proper plural of medium is media. Duh.

    20. Re:Peter Jackson by Andrew+Nagy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Great, you have an opinion. I'm glad. Unfortunately, it's only that, so quit trying to force an objective standard on a subjective medium. If you enjoyed the LOTR movies, we're all happy for you. Some of us didn't. Some of us are of the opinion that Jackson changed the spine of the story when he changed characters, i.e. Faramir (shows his quality by taking the ring to Osgiliath, yeah right), Theoden (let's make him a pansy so Aragorn looks better), and even Frodo (in Return of the King he never distrusts Sam).

      Some of us are of the opinion that the first movie was actually great and Tom Bombadil did need to be cut out. Some of us enjoyed parts of the movies, but overall were upset by the changes we thought were unneccessary.

      But in any case, it's our opinion, you have yours, and there's no need to use uncivilized language.

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    21. Re:Peter Jackson by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      Given the choice, I'll take Jackson's "butchering" over that animated crap we had before. I agree with the guy that talked about "Which Lie Did I Tell?" (several posts ^^^ by now). Jackson's movies are visually appealing, entertaining, and true enough to the story that I didn't take a lot of issue with them. The main fault in my mind was the Arwen love story part. The rest of it was acceptable/tolerable deviations.

      Layne

    22. Re:Peter Jackson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the reason he cut out Tom Bombadil was because he wanted to overemphasize the power of the ring. Hell, Boromir's brother(whathisname?) was supposed to resist the ring, instead of trying to take it. By removing a magical creature that can resist the ring, and changing the overall response, he made the ring that much more ominous. But still, I want me some Tom bombadil! The Sacking of Hobbiton would have been great imo as well.

    23. Re:Peter Jackson by triumph_larry · · Score: 1

      >>but overall were upset by the changes we thought were unneccessary Is that the royal "we" since you're being a Tolkein queen? :D

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    24. Re:Peter Jackson by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      "Jackson & Co. made an absolutely amazing film trilogy, by ANY standard you care to measure, so can we fucking end shit like "hideous mess" already? It's not true, you know it's not true,"

      See, the thing about art is that it is objective by nature. So the film you thoughT was brilliant by YOUR standards may be viewed is a "hideous mess" by someone ELSE'S standards. And you know what? You are both right. Other's opinions are of no less or more value than yours. If you have the right to call it great, he has the right to call it shit. If you are "annoyed" by someone else's opinions of art, you should not discuss art with others.

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    25. Re:Peter Jackson by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      I'm not annoyed at somebody else's opinion of art, I'm just tired of the whiny LOTR fanboys going on about how Jackson raped their childhood. If the movies were mostly shit, ala SW prequels, I wouldn't really care all that much, but considering how decent they are, all this hyperbole about "hideous mess" and the like just finally got to me. Hey, if you don't want an earful, qualify your statements, don't just throw useless pejorative terms.

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    26. Re:Peter Jackson by Tet · · Score: 1
      let's be honest: Jackson & Co. made an absolutely amazing film trilogy, by ANY standard you care to measure, so can we fucking end shit like "hideous mess" already?

      Errr.... the standard against which I measure is my own opinion. In my opinion, he made a hideous mess. So you disagreed. Good for you. Your welcome to your opinion, just as I have mine. There's no universal law that says we should all have the same opinion. Hell, I even liked the first film. But "The two towers" was a disaster that threw away any good will he might have earned and yes, earned the description "hideous mess".

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    27. Re:Peter Jackson by @madeus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, profanity is nothing but a crutch for inarticulate motherfuckers!

    28. Re:Peter Jackson by evil_Tak · · Score: 1

      books and movies ARE TWO DIFFERENT FUCKING MEDIUMS.

      We have a word now for more than one medium. We decided to go with "media".

    29. Re:Peter Jackson by bfree · · Score: 1

      I don't know of anyone who didn't say "but what was the story with the ending". The main problem of course is that they dropped the complete setup to the ending (the death of Saruman and then the end of his works in the Shire) from the very start of the films. I honestly think that given that decision the end of the trilogy should have been the fellowship spliting up to "go home".

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    30. Re:Peter Jackson by compro01 · · Score: 1

      resist the ring perhaps, but at the counsel in rivendell, it is said that "after all else falls, bombadil will fall" or something to that effect. don't have my book handy, but it still in the book points to the all-encompassing power of the one ring.

      IMO, tom bombadil was a prime example of something that could be safely chopped for a movie version. it is in no way vital to the storyline, though i really wish they would have included the retaking of the shire, as that is an important thing in tying up loose ends.

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    31. Re:Peter Jackson by contrapunctus · · Score: 1

      Once you start swearing, you're vocabulary goes to shit.

      (It's not mine, I forgot where I heard it)

    32. Re:Peter Jackson by moeinvt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To each his own, but don't you think you're being a LITTLE harsh? "hideous mess"? "butchery"?

      When I first heard about this project, I hung my head in despair with visions of how Hollywood would inevitably scew things up. "Relief" was my primary emotion when I saw the films.

      This was a daunting (impossible?) task to begin with. Based on your typical book adaptations, or your typical film for that matter, can you just imagine how bad they COULD have been? I thought it was an admirable job. You think Steven Spielberg and Jerry Bruckheimer(cringe) could have done better?

      btw, I'm glad that they got rid of Tom Bombadil and the barrow wights, and just wish that there was a way to eliminate Treebeard from the plot.

    33. Re:Peter Jackson by Thomas+Miconi · · Score: 1

      Woah, a little less of the f**king and maybe people will pay attention to the point you are making.

      You're new on this planet, aren't you ?

    34. Re:Peter Jackson by moeinvt · · Score: 1

      I respect your opinion, but as a fellow fan, I just don't quite understand it.

      Are these the ONLY Hollywood productions you've seen in the last 10 years? If so, then I understand. Perhaps you think a "good" film adaptation of the books is impossible? I can appreciate that sentiment as well. From your first statement however, you seem to imply that the movies could have been orders of magnitude better. I don't see how. I think that any fan would have had their own particular preferences regarding what to remove, gloss over, or adapt to make into 7-8 hours of film. I certainly did, but the choices HAD to be made.

      If you use the garbage that Hollywood spews out year after year as a basis for comparison, the LOTR films were very well done, and ohhhhh, they could have been so much worse. Breathe a sigh of relief.

    35. Re:Peter Jackson by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      "I'm not annoyed at somebody else's opinion of art, I'm just tired of the whiny LOTR fanboys going on about how Jackson raped their childhood.
      That is being annoyed at someone else's opinion. Your opinion is not any less or more valid. Just because you do not agree with something doesn't make it "wrong" or "irrelevant".

      "If the movies were mostly shit, ala SW prequels"
      Again, those are your opinions - there can be no definitve "fact" that the movies are good or not, because good or bad are all subjective opinions.

      "Hey, if you don't want an earful, qualify your statements,"
      Well, I was pretty sure that was what I was doing when I stated "All art is objective" - if you think that is a false or uselesss statement, then why are you arguing about it, thus proving my point? And I DO want an earful, that is what discussing differences of opinions is about.

      I'm not saying you are right or wrong about the movies being good - because there is no "right" or "wrong" answers - only opinions. Scream yours as loud as you want, but don't tell me or others that we can't do the same.

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    36. Re:Peter Jackson by Scudsucker · · Score: 0, Troll

      But in any case, it's our opinion, you have yours, and there's no need to use uncivilized language.

      The problem is people who dislike the movie tend to present their opinion as widely accepted fact, and bring the "uncivilized language" upon themselves.

    37. Re:Peter Jackson by elphins.son · · Score: 1

      Apparently it doesn't depend on profanity, so much as the mind behind the profanity... otherwise, whoever came up with the saying wouldn't have fallen prey to the very common mistake of substituting "you're" where "your" should be.

    38. Re:Peter Jackson by contrapunctus · · Score: 1

      It was a typo, get over it. I noticed it as I was hitting submit. I'm not sure why you decided to attack me for it, but I won't deny you the pleasure of such a silly attack.

    39. Re:Peter Jackson by knodi · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but it's not really Tolkien's version of The Hobbit- Uwe is adapting the video game version, because it has more action and less singing and dancing.

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    40. Re:Peter Jackson by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 1

      They already made that one, except it was called The Dark Crystal.

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    41. Re:Peter Jackson by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      Not according to the latest edition of the Chicago Manual of Style. Hearsay, but according to the hearsay, the latest CMoS says that latin and greek loanwords should merely have an s or an es tacked on the end, rather than the original latin or greek plural. Thus medium becomes mediums. Bacterium becomes bacteriums instead of bacteria. Instead of algae, we have algas. No more data, just datums.

      Personally, I think it is a load of hooey.

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    42. Re:Peter Jackson by dancingmad · · Score: 1

      The extended versions of all three movies came out to around 13 hours, if I'm not mistaken.

      That is the length of the 1981 BBC Lord of the Rings radio drama. Between narration, dialogue, and action, Jackson could have fit in just as much as the radio drama (which only excluded a few things, including Bombadil).

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    43. Re:Peter Jackson by MadUndergrad · · Score: 1

      The "we" represents people of like opinion, obviously.

      I, for one, wholeheartedly agree with GP's points and qualms with the changes.......and welcome our new Dark overlords....sigh

    44. Re:Peter Jackson by nagora · · Score: 1
      Given the choice, I'll take Jackson's "butchering" over that animated crap we had before

      The first hour of Bakshi's animated crap is a far better telling of the first volume than Jackson managed. At that point (which is where Bakshi was told there was no more money) it falls apart completely. Jackson liked it enough to lift material from it, I notice. Pity he went on to add some of his own "ideas".

      Jackson is a bad director and his LotR is a set of badly directed, bad films. That they are also bad adaptations is beside the point.

      TWW

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  3. Maybe now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Maybe now someone will do an animated version!

    1. Re:Maybe now by Ginnungagap42 · · Score: 1

      +1 Funny

  4. A Prequel??? by Viol8 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The Hobbit or the planned Lord of the Rings prequel"

    Sorry?? The Hobbit *IS* the prequel to LOTR. Please tell they're not going
    to get some Hollywood paint-by-numbers screenwriters commitee to butcher Tolkeins
    ideas and come up with some Phantom Menace debarcle? Will they have Gollum with
    dreadlocks and speaking in some fau-jamaican patois and Gandalf as some all-american
    apple pie and freckles kid who Has Yet To Discover His Powers blah blah etc etc.
    Gah!

    1. Re:A Prequel??? by compro01 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      the hobbit isn't a prequel. the lord of the rings is a sequel to the hobbit. the hobbit was written first!

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    2. Re:A Prequel??? by Robber+Baron · · Score: 5, Funny

      It could be worse...they could do The Lord of the Rings Holiday Special.

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    3. Re:A Prequel??? by AlanS2002 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "The Hobbit or the planned Lord of the Rings prequel"

      Sorry?? The Hobbit *IS* the prequel to LOTR. Please tell they're not going
      to get some Hollywood paint-by-numbers screenwriters commitee to butcher Tolkeins
      ideas and come up with some Phantom Menace debarcle? Will they have Gollum with
      dreadlocks and speaking in some fau-jamaican patois and Gandalf as some all-american
      apple pie and freckles kid who Has Yet To Discover His Powers blah blah etc etc.
      Gah!


      No, "The Hobbit" is not a prequel to LOTR. As pointed out by another poster LOTR is a sequel to "The Hobbit". "The Simarillion" however is a prequel to LOTR.

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    4. Re:A Prequel??? by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      Yes, nice karma whoring. The point is the Hobbit is set before the events in the LOTR so call it the first book, call it a prequel or call it Tracey , makes little odds. It comes before. Which is what a prequel would do.

    5. Re:A Prequel??? by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Pendant Publishing? Those bastards!

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    6. Re:A Prequel??? by Reapman · · Score: 1

      As much as I agree with you... this is slashdot. Where an eextra e in a news summary means that 3/4 of the comments will be talking about the frackin e, and no mention as to what the actual article is about. I could care less if you did, in fact, call it a Tracy, but around these parts, you better just nod your head and go with the flow.

      This post has been intentionally mis-spelled for your amusment.

    7. Re:A Prequel??? by ch-chuck · · Score: 2, Funny

      Seems someone already has.

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    8. Re:A Prequel??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow... Karen Black. What an obscure reference.

    9. Re:A Prequel??? by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Actually it was Alton Benes, Elaine's dad on Seinfeld...

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    10. Re:A Prequel??? by The+Bubble · · Score: 1

      They probably are discussing a prequel based on Tolkien's backstory. Imagine a movie drawn from the tales of the Silmarillion.

    11. Re:A Prequel??? by sharkey · · Score: 1

      I can be bored to tears at home WITHOUT paying an exorbitant amount at the box office, thank you very much.

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    12. Re:A Prequel??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a Lord of the Rings discussion on Slashdot. I think being pedantic is mandatory.

    13. Re:A Prequel??? by Dabido · · Score: 1

      Would the holiday special have Jarjaromir and Yoda the White Wizard in it?

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  5. So what? by igb · · Score: 1, Insightful
    The Hobbit is a great deal more readable than the tedium that is The Lord of The Rings. Not having read the three volumes of torpor in twenty-five years, I re-read them in a couple of sittings over the new year break last year. Tolkein is supposed to have said that nothing of value had been written in English since 1066, and I'm fairly certain his books don't change that. The trailers for the films were tedious in the extreme, but I did try to watch a few bits of the films as they had their terrestrial premiere on C4 over the past few weeks. They take `thumpingly literal' to new depths, and as I understand it (I didn't last long enough to find out) the one interesting bit of the books --- The Scouring of The Shire --- wasn't filmed anyway.

    So filming The Hobbit might be a good idea, as the book has a lightness of touch that most of LotR sadly needs. But getting Peter Jackson to do it would remove any chance of said lightness of touch anyway.

    1. Re:So what? by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      "Tolkein is supposed to have said that nothing of value had been written in English since 1066"

      Given English as we know it didn't exist in 1066 (ever tried reading Anglo Saxon?) I think he may have been wrong on that account :) English as we know it doesn't start becoming vaguely intelligable to modern ears until the 14th century in chaucers time , and even then you'd be doing well to understand more than 50% of whats written without a translation.

    2. Re:So what? by igb · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Given English as we know it didn't exist in 1066 (ever tried reading Anglo Saxon?) I think he may have been wrong on that account :)
      I was going to add a flame against JRRT's position on precisely that basis, but I didn't because I wasn't confident enough of the quote. He might have said ``In England'', for example. I think his belief was that the last great stories were the Norse and Icelandic sagas (Egil's Saga, etc). The move towards literary styles of writing, as opposed to the simple recording of oral tradition, was to him a bad idea. Which is why his books periodically break out into what Morrissey (in another context) referred to as ``such bloody awful poetry''.

      Of course, the irony here is that LotR may be just about readable as written text --- go on, how many people don't skim through most of The Two Towers? --- but it's absolutely unreadable as spoken prose. If your claim is that literary English isn't as beautiful as spoken English (or spoken Icelandic), it behooves you to write at least passable spoken English. Which he fails, utterly, to do. Try reading a few paragraphs aloud. Then read, say, Tyndale's translation of the New Testament aloud.

    3. Re:So what? by jjohnson · · Score: 1, Informative

      The Scouring of the Shire was filmed, but didn't make the final cut. Christopher Lee was pissed because that cut halved his screen time.

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    4. Re:So what? by Himring · · Score: 1

      You misspelled, "hi, I'm not a fan. I'm a troll. Please respond to my post...."

      Above, someone else stated the movies were deplorable. Tolkien fandom has widely embraced the movies (notice the official fan club in the credits, many of whom being authors themselves). This was a tough sell seeing how JRRT stated his works uniquely leant themselves to not being dramatized. Being a huge fan myself, I felt Jackson & co. were fans making a fan movie. They did a splendid job. Not to mention the two primary artists behind Tolkien artwork (Alan Lee) as well as Christopher Lee (real life friend of Tolkien), et al. were all behind the movies. Lee, very large personae as a Tolkien authority and fan, stated that the very few differences between the movies and books were well done.

      To this second point that the books themselves hold no value, I would say you are not a fan on any level, so why respond at all? Show some basic manners and save your posts for those topics you do have something positive to add. Tolkien is called "master fantasist" by other fantasy authors and heralded as the father of the modern genre. I have heard others make the reverse criticism: that LoTR is written for adults and The Hobbit for children, so they prefer the former. All of his works are delightful and, honestly, the popularity of it all speaks for itself. Tolkien's works make other authors pale by comparison. How many writers invent a language? Tolkien invented five! The only regret I have is having read Tolkien I can hardly stomach other fantasy as it all seems a rip off of what he did. Thankfully, I read Steven R. Donaldson before Tolkien -- Donaldson having shamelessly taken from LoTR.

      There. I ate troll bait hook, line and sinker.

      *burp*

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    5. Re:So what? by Angostura · · Score: 2

      The difference between The Hobbit and LoTR is that the former is primarily a kid's book.

    6. Re:So what? by SABME · · Score: 1

      Technically, Anlgo-Saxon is English, aka "Old English."

      I think you also miss JRRT's background as one of the greatest scholars of Anglo-Saxon and Nordic languages in the 20th century. Naturally, he would have believed that his chosen field of study was the most significant literary period. Read the translation of some epics, eddas, and sagas, and you'll read stories about elves, dwarves, heroes, dragons, a magic sword that was broken and re-forged, and a magic ring.

    7. Re:So what? by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      >Technically, Anlgo-Saxon is English, aka "Old English."

      Anglo Saxon have rise to dutch, fresian and arguably German too.
      They can't all be english. Its a bit like saying Latin is just
      Old Italian/Spanish/French.

    8. Re:So what? by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      Was that possibly his point?

      Layne

    9. Re:So what? by igb · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ``All of his works are delightful and, honestly, the popularity of it all speaks for itself.''

      In other news, the Silmarillion is great literature, and Barbara Taylor Bradford should get a nobel prize for literature.

      Seriously, all his works are delightful? Well, that's beyond fandom and into religion. And arguing that popularity is a sure sign of quality is preposterous.

      ian

    10. Re:So what? by dajak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the one interesting bit of the books --- The Scouring of The Shire --- wasn't filmed anyway.

      This was a huge disappointment to me. The Shire is Tolkien's greatest creation, and the Scouring of The Shire is essential to the story he was trying to tell.

    11. Re:So what? by DarkSarin · · Score: 1

      Donaldson? That self-righteous, arrogant jerk?

      He actually had the balls to tell another author that he writes "serious fantasy", and that what they wrote was just garbage. Donaldson's work is interesting and entertaining, but hardly Tolkien in quality. Let me give you just one example of the problems he faces: when Covenant visits the elohim, they are essentially elves. The word, however, means 'gods'. It is a terrible thing to do, and I think it is a bad idea to change the name of a race, or invent a new race, and use a word that has a meaning in a real language other than the one you are trying to impart.

      Admittedly, I liked the Thomas Covenant series, but Donaldson, like David & Leigh Eddings, is obviously far too pleased with his own genius. Most authors tend to be arrogant to some degree, like many scientists and university professors. (Tolkien, I understand, was not immune to this). I just don't think Donaldson is the best out there or the current great writer.

      Good fantasy? Michael Moorcock's (sp?) work is very good. He at least has some reasonably unique themes. He occasionally delves into some rather dark musings, but for a Donaldson fan that shouldn't be an issue.

      Eddings is good, as long as you don't read too much. Read either the Elenium & Tamuli OR the Belgariad & Mallorean, as Eddings has a very formulaic approach to character-building and world-creation. If you want to save time, read The Redemption of Althalus instead of teh Elenium & Tamuli.

      Tad Williams is probably more interesting than any of the above (save Tolkien, of course) in the Memory, Sorrow & Thorn trilogy (the third book, which is unarguably HUGE, got split). He is certainly better than Robert Jordan (please FINISH THE STORY!), and, imho, Terry Goodkind (FINISH IT! MOVE ON!), or even Terry Brooks (I've had enough of Shanara). I read a lot of Feist, but I think that Williams is probably a better author. Feist may be reaching the limits of good taste with his latest series--after all, I often like authors to write about something new. Pug is getting OLD. I'll admit, though, that I'll read Feist until he quits writing.

      David Farland has an interesting series, but I'm not sure I will read it again.

      Finally Christopher Paolini is an interesting author that REALLY needs to finish his next book. I think it twenty years he'll be pretty good if he doesn't get caught up with the movies too much. He should have finished the book before doing the movie.

      I could list more, but I don't have the time (i've used more than I really had anyway). The point is that is lots of good fantasy out there, but you occasionally need to wade through some real crap to find it. Good luck.

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    12. Re:So what? by SABME · · Score: 1

      >Anglo Saxon have rise to dutch, fresian and arguably German too.
      >They can't all be english. Its a bit like saying Latin is just
      >Old Italian/Spanish/French.

      I agree that the Angles and Saxons comprised people and languages that are part of all the areas you mention.

      I was talking specifically about a group of people living in Britain who spoke a particular dialect of Anglo-Saxon, which is considered by English scholars (such as JRR Tolkien) to be "Old English." This time period corresponds to 400 CE to 1066 CE.

      Examples of Old English literature include "Beowulf," "The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle," and "The Dream of the Rood." One of Tolkien's contributions to the study of Old English is his lecture on Beowulf ("The Monsters and the Critics"), wherein he argues that the poem should be judged on its own artistic merits. Seamus Heaney's recent translation of Beowulf into modern English emphasizes that kind of a reading (I highly recommend it!).

      In your example, Latin relates to Italian/Spanish/French as the Germanic "mother tongue" does to the German, Dutch, Fresian, and Old English languages of late antiquity.

    13. Re:So what? by Woldry · · Score: 1

      Er ... no. Quick and dirty lesson in Germanic historical linguistics:

      If you read scholarly articles in historical linguistics, you'll see that "Old English" and "Anglo-Saxon" are well established synonyms in linguistics for the language that gave rise to English. It did not, however, directly give rise to any of the other languages you mention. The analogy with Latin and the Romance languages does not hold up.

      Frisian is a close relative of English, but descended from a different parent language -- NOT from Anglo-Saxon, but from a sister language, about as closely related to Anglo-Saxon as Portuguese is related to Spanish. Dutch is a slightly more distant relative (and has a daughter language called Afrikaans), and German slightly more distant still, both descended from languages more like cousins than sisters to AS/OE. Another cousin language, Old Norse, gave rise to the Scandinavian languages (Swedish, Danish, & Norwegian) and Icelandic (although Finnish is a separate beast altogether).

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    14. Re:So what? by Himring · · Score: 1

      Jordan, like many fantasy authors, has fallen into the, "if I never end it they'll keep reading it" syndrom. Tolkien knew how to start, tell and finish a story at least. Yes, I have labored to read Jordan.

      Concur on the Donaldson things you mention. I find Donaldson to have put an interesting twist on fantasy (on Tolkien) with an anti-hero as the main character, but that's about it. Many of the things he wrote now seems funny almost. "Kevin Landwaster"?... Kevin? Reminds me of an episode of Spongebob I watched with my daughter....

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    15. Re:So what? by daff2k · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, the Scouring of the Shire was not filmed at all (apart from the few scenes Frodo sees in the Mirror of Galadriel). Christopher Lee was pissed because in the regular release (i.e. non-Extended Edition on DVD) all of his already little screen time was cut, which covered Grima murdering Saruman in Isengard when the Fellowship (or what's left of it) visit him after the Ents attacked.

      http://www.glyphweb.com/Arda/returnoftheking.html

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    16. Re:So what? by Gothmolly · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Scouring of the Shire was too damning a criticism of socialism for Hollywood to let it play.

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    17. Re:So what? by jared9900 · · Score: 1
      To quote Wikipedia:
      Old English (also called Anglo-Saxon) is an early form of the English language that was spoken in parts of what is now England and southern Scotland between the mid-fifth century and the mid-twelfth century.


      German and Anglo-Saxon are both West Germanic languages, Anglo-Saxon is not the predecessor of German. In fact it developed from a different branch, High German
      Frisian, also a West Germanic language, developed from Anglo-Frisian. Anglo-Frisian is also the predecessor of Anglo-Saxon.
      Dutch, yawgl, descended from a different branch, Low Fanconian.
      Relevant page on Wikipedia: West Germanic Languages.
      As to the comparison to Latin as Old (French/Spanish/Italian), that's a flawed comparison, as no language historian (to my knowledge) has ever made such a claim, while Anglo-Saxon is in fact known as Old English.
      Another Wikipedia page, Romance Languages.
      Going by that you can see that the relationship between Latin and Spanish, French, Italian, etc. is actually much more distant than that between Old English and Modern English.
    18. Re:So what? by igb · · Score: 1
      The Scouring of the Shire was too damning a criticism of socialism for Hollywood to let it play.
      Perhaps. But more plausibly, it's probably dated quite badly: I'm old enough to remember people seriously advocating communism (which is what it's really attacking, not socialism) as a credible political system. I've voted in elections with communists on the ballot paper, for example, and Tolkein was writing in the light of the 1945 general election. But given Peter Jackson's target demographic, a swift political satire and a shot over the bows of Militant isn't really on the agenda. I think it's tremendously good, and one of the few sections of LotR that stands in terms of writing and in terms of plot --- the other bit I think is well-written is the stuff with the Barrow Wights in the first volume --- but I can see why it wasn't included. And given the third part is close to four hours anyway...!

      How does the film resolve the fate of Saruman and Wormtongue without The Scouring of the Shire?

      ian

  6. First reaction... by Randolpho · · Score: 3, Interesting

    .... WTF? What do you mean "The Hobbit or the planned Lord of the Rings prequel"? Aren't the two the same thing? Or is this an allusion to The Silmarillion? Alas, the article is slashed, so I can't find out!!!

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    1. Re:First reaction... by witte · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >Or is this an allusion to The Silmarillion?

      Making a movie out of the Silmarillion would be like making a cartoon adaptation of a Fiscal Accounting handbook.

    2. Re:First reaction... by Randolpho · · Score: 1
      Making a movie out of the Silmarillion would be like making a cartoon adaptation of a Fiscal Accounting handbook.
      ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz * -- znoort. Huh? I'm sorry, I fell asleep three pages into the Silmarillion and I missed your comment. What exactly are you implying?


      * will this make it past the lameness filter? Let's find out!
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    3. Re:First reaction... by acroyear · · Score: 1

      well, there's 60 years between the Hobbit and Bilbo's Birthday that opens LotR, plus parallels to the Hobbit (what was Gandalf doing while he wasn't on the trip? Going to Isengard, dealing with the evil down (a reformation attempt by sauron) in Dol Guldur, etc. Gandalf and Aragorn do a lot during that 60 years, including following Gollum all the way to Mordor. Then there's Balin's attempt to recolonize Moria, Sauruman's first visage into the palantir, etc...

      there are lots of little bits and pieces to work from in that time-frame, with the only trouble being that none of them alone have enough Tolkien documentation on them to actually work into a script, in my opinion. just a collection of short stories...

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    4. Re:First reaction... by Woldry · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You know, I've never understood all the Silmarillion-bashing. Call me a drooling fanboy, but I enjoyed the Silmarillion far more than the Hobbit, and about as much as LOTR. Tolkien captured the feel and pace of the medieval literature he studied and loved all his life. If you are at all familiar with the Norse sagas, or with a lot of the original Arthurian literature (as opposed to the pap novels put out in the past 50 years), or with Spenser and Chaucer and Beowulf and Sturluson, The Silmarillion conveys their flavor with remarkable authenticity, and adds some theological, philosophical and moral depth. Reading some of Tolkien's predecessors in fantasy (E. R. Eddison, George Macdonald, William Morris, even H. Rider Haggard to some degree), you can also see where he learned some of his stylistic habits; Morris's style is echoed especially. The style is archaic, certainly, and that could make it difficult for a modern reader, but that is not a flaw per se. It's an aesthetic choice that has its own cadences and beauties.

      Attempting to read the work as a modern novel will not serve the reader well. If people go into it expecting a genre fantasy novel, they are bound to be disappointed. But it is a tremendous and unique accomplishment in fantasy. Read it with an eye to its place in the fantastic tradition, and with an understanding that you are not reading a novel, but a chronological and cosmological saga (in the old, strict literary sense, not the back-of-the-paperback-blurb sense), and its power and creativity are breathtaking.

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    5. Re:First reaction... by witte · · Score: 1

      Exactly :)

      I actually read through the whole damn thing once, after finishing Hobbit and the Ring trilogy. *shudder*
      I guess there are worse ways to spend your time, but i just can't think of any right now.

    6. Re:First reaction... by Repton · · Score: 1

      Then you may be interested to know that Chris Tolkien is releasing Narn i Chîn Húrin as a standalone novel next year..

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    7. Re:First reaction... by MadUndergrad · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I guess it's a mark of my extreme geekdom that I not only made it through the Silmarillion, but I enjoyed it quite a bit (enough to go back and read it again, and probably again in the future). That said, I would hate for them to make it into a movie. It's such a rich source of material on which to daydream, it would be a shame for it to become more fleshed out. That's aside from it's bible-like unsuitability (is that a word?) for the big screen.

    8. Re:First reaction... by Randolpho · · Score: 1

      If it follows *movie* canon, Gandalf and Aragorn did not chase Gollum to Mordor. However, Balin's failure in Moria might be an interesting story. Difficult to tell, though, since we already know the outcome. Still, Lucas did it, right?

      Er.....

      um.............

      Maybe not such a good example.

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    9. Re:First reaction... by acroyear · · Score: 1

      oh yeah - the capture of gollum took place in the 17 years between bilbo's birthday and frodo's departure, hence being so critical in the book version of the council of elrond (and the reason Legolas was there in the first place). shows what i get for not having a copy of appendix B with me at all times...

      that 17 years got very short-shrifted in the film.

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  7. Re:Perhaps by geoffspear · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Or, at the very least, not make us sit through a 25-minute slow pan over some forest in the middle of a scene that took up about 2 pages in the books.

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  8. Good! by Philosopher-Geek · · Score: 1

    He got off to a good start, but the third installment was painful to watch. I guess it might not be all of Jackson's fault. I just hope that the same actors are not involved. Way too much homo-eroticism going on between Sean Astin and Elijah Wood.

    1. Re:Good! by finkployd · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Way too much homo-eroticism going on between Sean Astin and Elijah Wood.

      Ummm, have you READ the books? Did you manage to forget all of the "hand stroking"? If anything, Jackson toned it down.

      It is also an interesting commentary on our society today. At the time, nobody saw this as homo-eroticism, guys were allowed to be friends and be close without being considered gay.

      Finkployd

    2. Re:Good! by jlechem · · Score: 1

      I always found the relationship between Frodo and Sam somewhat creepy especially reading it as an adult. But I read some things that pointed out what you said. In tolkiens time this wasn't considered homo-erotic, men could be close friends without being called gay.

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    3. Re:Good! by hal9000(jr) · · Score: 1

      Rememeber in the movie when the coucil was discussing what to do with the ring, and Frodo stepped up? Nest thing ya know, there's Aragorn offering him is sword. Sorry, but that just brings up a Beavis and Butt-head giggle everytime.

    4. Re:Good! by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1, Funny
      >If anything, Jackson toned it down.

      Yes, he certainly did. Here's what the original version was supposed to look like:

      Randal Graves: That look was so gay, I thought Sam was gonna tell the little Hobbits to go for a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now *that* would have been an Academy Award-worthy ending.
      Hobbit Lover: Hey, faggot! They're not gay. They're hobbits.
      Randal Graves: And then after the Frodo and Sam suckfest, just before the credits roll, Sam straight up fucking bricks in Frodo's mouth.
    5. Re:Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Morons. Never crossed my mind. It's like seeing the Eiffel tower and thinking of a dick. Get over it idiots.

    6. Re:Good! by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1

      And if they were called gay they probably meant "happy"...

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    7. Re:Good! by Jtheletter · · Score: 1

      Mod parent back up to repair karma (assuming the karma equations even work out that way), this wasn't flamebait, it was a quote from a character in Clerks. You know, meant to be funny. Sheesh, some people read something they hate and mod w/o a clue, sorry dude. :( You even attributed the quote to Randal, how much easier could you have made it?

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    8. Re:Good! by 14CharUsername · · Score: 1

      Quoting clerks on the internet is fine. Quoting Clerks 2 is just lame.

    9. Re:Good! by dafing · · Score: 1

      Oh god, the memories! Well, not exact quotes, but I do remember all the times that Sam and Frodo would gaze into each others eyes, and hug etc. Didnt they actually kiss somewhere or has it been that long since I've read the books?

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    10. Re:Good! by scuppy · · Score: 0

      Back when it was written there was still a strong class structure and Servants loved their betters. Lacking understanding of this concept, the only interpretation that young viewers can make is homo-erotic.

    11. Re:Good! by Dabido · · Score: 1

      I don't know, seemed it was all homoerotic to me.
      Especially this version.

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  9. MGM be warned : by unity100 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lack of Jackson in hobbit will cost more than the gain you will make wrangling over the accounting issues.

    1. Re:MGM be warned : by crossmr · · Score: 4, Funny

      Agreed. It would be like making Star Wars 7 and not having Lucas remotely involved. It is just not a good idea period.

    2. Re:MGM be warned : by Rogerborg · · Score: 1
      >It would be like making Star Wars 7 and not having Lucas remotely involved. It is just not a good idea period.

      Best. Satire. Ever.

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    3. Re:MGM be warned : by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

      Wait, what? I heard "making Star Wars 7 and not having Lucas remotely involved", and I heard "a good idea" - the rest was a blur...

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    4. Re:MGM be warned : by guif · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Star Wars was a Lucas creation or he was at least a great part of the process. The only thing Peter Jackson did was take a great story and turn it into a poorly digested travesty, made up of all the cinematic eye-candy of the day. As a longtime Tolkien reader, I hated all the LOTR movies (Aragorn, for instance, was one of the worst misscast character I ever saw; or perhaps it was just his... haircut).

      Peter Jackson should drop his pseudo bohemian-intellectual act and direct unabashedly commercial and brain-numbing movies. It would be honest at least.

    5. Re:MGM be warned : by Plaid+Phantom · · Score: 1

      No, no, I can't see how anything with Lucas cut out of it could make it significantly worse nowadays. ;)

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    6. Re:MGM be warned : by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Well, not exactly. Lucas wrote the Star Wars story and owns the rights, he wasn't simply the director. So he couldn't exactly be "cut out of the loop" on any Star Wars movies...

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    7. Re:MGM be warned : by crossmr · · Score: 1

      and as a prequel to the other 3 movies, it needs to have the same vision. Sure some elitists like to get their panties in a bunch and say the movies sucked, others don't think so.
      Peter Jackson gave LOTR his feel and vision. Giving the helm to another director would take The Hobbit in another direction and give it a different feel. It wouldn't flow well with the other movies.

    8. Re:MGM be warned : by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a longtime Tolkien reader, I hated all the LOTR movies

      My wife is a lieftime Tolkein reader (40 years approx) and rates LOTR and The Hobbit among her top 5 books (out of about 10000). She think the films are an amazing visual spectacle and, more importantly, as close to the spirit of the books as she could reasonably have hoped for given the need for them to be commericially sucessful and the limits of time and the medium.

    9. Re:MGM be warned : by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. It would be like making Star Wars 7 and not having Lucas remotely involved. It is just not a good idea period.

      Wait.... that's a bad thing?

    10. Re:MGM be warned : by dbIII · · Score: 1

      It's probably more like making Highlander II to cash in.

    11. Re:MGM be warned : by tcc3 · · Score: 1

      At this point handing someone else the SW franchise couldnt do any *more* harm.

    12. Re:MGM be warned : by crossmr · · Score: 1

      It could be given to Uwe Boll.

    13. Re:MGM be warned : by tcc3 · · Score: 1

      I concede your point.

      {mentally screams in horror}

    14. Re:MGM be warned : by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. Thing is, Lucas at one point failed his series. He put out material that was particularly bad (nearly the whole of episode 1).

      Jackson et al. haven't yet with anything related to Lord of the Rings. To whomever (MGM, New Line), having the new movies made by someone else would just be clear evidence that they couldn't get the deal done. This is more akin to Highlander 2 or when Batman 3 and 4 (after Tim Burton left the series).

    15. Re:MGM be warned : by PMuse · · Score: 1

      It would be like making Star Wars 7 and not having Lucas remotely involved. It is just not a good idea period.

      If you mean for us to conclude that either a Star Wars movie without Lucas and an LotR movie without Jackson would be cause for rejoicing, then just say that.

      Not that I agree with you for a second on either point, of course.

      First, unlike Jackson, Lucas is the progenitor of the Star Wars saga. While another director might have been able to get better performances from the cast, and another screen writer certainly could have written better dialog, a Star Wars film needs Lucas involved with the writing to be sure it really is Star Wars.

      Second, unlike Lucas, Jackson did a really good job directing the LotR films. He did so many things so well that I'm willing to forgive the few things he hosed up (e.g. Faramir). I'd much rather have Jackson at the helm of the Hobbit than some player-to-be-named-later.

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    16. Re:MGM be warned : by crossmr · · Score: 1

      It was modded funny, but I was serious.

  10. And There Was Great Rejoicing In Middle Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After how badly Jackson butchered LotR, this is fantastic news.

    Whoever does the Hobbit should have to have a reasonable understanding of the material. And promise not cast Liv Tyler would be appreciated.

    1. Re:And There Was Great Rejoicing In Middle Earth by Lucky_Norseman · · Score: 1

      Really?

      Knowing Hollywood they will probably get someone who has never even read the books.
      And they will use Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to draw in the crowds.

  11. Studio management == morons by rkhalloran · · Score: 3, Funny

    After I RTFA, it looks like they're trying to spank Jackson for calling them on their accounting practices. He wouldn't settle on their terms, so "his services will not be needed".

    The guy made them a bleepin' 10^9 bucks with the trilogy, and they assume they can slot in any schmoe that can aim a camera? And I suppose they're too damn cheap to go back to WETA Digital for the FX too, they'll get some folks from over at Sci-Fi Channel and it'll be just fine.

    At this point we can only hope the project collapses from being nickle-and-dimed to extinction.

    1. Re:Studio management == morons by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 2, Funny
      And I suppose they're too damn cheap to go back to WETA Digital for the FX too, they'll get some folks from over at Sci-Fi Channel and it'll be just fine.
      I vote for the MST3K team!!! Just imagine...
    2. Re:Studio management == morons by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The guy made them a bleepin' 10^9 bucks with the trilogy, and they assume they can slot in any schmoe that can aim a camera?

      Yes they do and yes they can.

      There are 60,000 wannabe directors out there and with the DP and production staff from the original filming it would not be too hard. Hollywierd is known for butchering and making a mess of things.

      Hollywood is known for borderline illegal accounting practices, NO move has ever made a profit, so if you get net points on a film you are royally "fubared" you want gross points as those are the real pay dollars..... dont believe me? ask Stan Lee about the profits he recieved from his Net points on the Spiderman movies and the lawsuits he has going against the studio about it...

      There is a long tradition of making up expenses to suck up all profits a film m akes.

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    3. Re:Studio management == morons by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember somehting about the studio selling the merchandising rights for a very small sum (to a subsidiary or partner company without direct GL connection). The vast sums of money from marketing the merchandise were never accounted for on the film studio side, except for the (absurdly low) fixed fee paid. Thus the studio execs made money, while denying anyone with net points on the film a whiff of the money from merchandising. All legal, all underhanded.

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    4. Re:Studio management == morons by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      Looks nice and slashdotted at this point. Made a copy of it here

    5. Re:Studio management == morons by cgenman · · Score: 2, Informative

      To be fair, according to TFA, it is Peter Jackson who has committed himself to not enter a relationship about The Hobbit until the lawsuit is resolved. As resolving the lawsuit to PJ's satisfaction would probably require changing the voodoo accounting practices so prevalent in the industry, effecting their bottom line forever, New Line is right to take it seriously. In an industry where Forest Gump grossed about 700 million dollars yet "didn't make any money", any challenge to crooked accounting practices is dead serious and must be swept under the rug.

      Of course, they're idiots for not flying out a team of negotiators, accountants, and bikini-clad "sweeteners" to make it work with Peter Jackson, but they decided to play hardball instead. That's Hollywood.

    6. Re:Studio management == morons by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1
      There are 60,000 wannabe directors out there and with the DP and production staff from the original filming
      Holy crap, there's even going to be a Hobbit porn flick? Now I know Hollywood has no shame. Who gets to play the role of Dildo?
    7. Re:Studio management == morons by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Holy crap, there's even going to be a Hobbit porn flick?

            Yes, it's where Dildo finds a magic clitty ring on some old whore and uses it to get rich, fulfilling his every sexual fantasy. In the meantime some nasty dragon is going to attack a small town, causing the residents to participate in a mass "end of the world" orgy. Meanwhile the dwarves turn on themselves with some incredibe gay action.

            Something for everyone in this film!

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    8. Re:Studio management == morons by Thomas+Miconi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hollywood is known for borderline illegal accounting practices, NO move has ever made a profit, so if you get net points on a film you are royally "fubared"

      While it may well have been the case in this particular occurence, and while I enjoy a good conspiracy theory as much as the next /.er, it's worth pointing out that quite often hugely successful movies will indeed turn out a net loss for the studios, especially in the short term. That's why huge hits like Terminator 2 and Silence of the Lambs actually caused their studios to go bankrupt !

    9. Re:Studio management == morons by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      If they can't/won't get WETA, the next best thing would be Brian Froud and what's left of Creature Workshop...

    10. Re:Studio management == morons by Mark_in_Brazil · · Score: 1
      Hollywood is known for borderline illegal accounting practices, NO move has ever made a profit, so if you get net points on a film you are royally "fubared" you want gross points as those are the real pay dollars..... dont believe me? ask Stan Lee about the profits he recieved from his Net points on the Spiderman movies and the lawsuits he has going against the studio about it...

      There is a long tradition of making up expenses to suck up all profits a film makes
      There's a very famous example of this, and I've made a verb out of the name of the main person screwed by a movie studio in the story. From what Jackson says, it appears the studio tried to "Art Buchwald" him. Buchwald is a humorist whose newspaper columns I remember reading a few times. In the 1980s, he presented a script idea to Paramount. Much like what J. Michael Straczynski claims they later did to him, the folks at Paramount told Buchwald they weren't interested and then went ahead and used his idea anyway. Buchwald's idea became the Eddie Murphy-Arsenio Hall movie Coming to America. Buchwald sued and won; he was actually able to prove the idea was his and that Paramount had stolen it, and so he was awarded a percentage of the profits from Coming to America. Unfortunately for Buchwald, Paramount did some clever accounting and -whodathunkit?!- the studio didn't make any profit on the movie.
      Does anyone know why entertainment companies get away with this kind of accounting shenanigans? The other great example is baseball teams. There's a line of billionaires around the block waiting to buy up baseball teams that the owners swear up and down are losing money. Of course, that's neglecting things like when the same entity owns the team, the stadium, and a TV station on which most of the team's games are played. A great example is the Tribune Corp, which owns the Chicago Cubs, Wrigley Field, and WGN, the TV station on which most Cub games are broadcast. I think Time Warner still owns TBS, Turner Field (or whatever they call it now), and the Atlanta Braves too. Same kind of deal. Anyway, the team pays an outrageously expensive lease for the stadium and receives much less for the broadcast rights to the games than it could get if other TV stations were actually given a chance to get them in a fair bidding process. The result? On paper, the team spends a lot on a stadium lease and gets very little for the broadcast rights, but it's all going to the same owners. It's just being moved "from one pocket to another."
      The media have plenty to say when a player gets a multi-year contract worth multiple millions per year, but never seem to dig into the bizarre claims of poverty Major League Baseball teams' owners make as their supposedly near-bankrupt franchises appreciate in value much faster than any stock market index.
      Entertainment companies (examples include our friends from the RIAA and MPAA, plus sports teams) seem to always claim to be losing lots of money, yet they continue to stick around in the same business, and the valuations of their companies always seem to rise despite the dire financial circumstances they always claim to be facing. But the only place where I ever see any skepticism of their claims is on "nerd" web sites.
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    11. Re:Studio management == morons by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Remember that "Forest Gump" the biggest grossing film in it's year didn't break even on paper so the writer didn't get a cut of profits - apparently there were none. There must be some serious bribery and corruption going on to stop the IRS from putting a pile of people in jail. So what is your government at any level and either party doing about it?

    12. Re:Studio management == morons by BathTub · · Score: 1
  12. Blame Jackson? by MeanderingMind · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For all the negative comments towards Jackson's work on the trilogy, the fact that they somehow have the idea that a prequel and "the Hobbit" are two seperate things bodes very ill for the "It absolutely must be exactly like the book" nerds.

    On the plus side, maybe some of us will appreciate Jackson more when we see how Hollywood botches these films. That or I'll eat my words.

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    1. Re:Blame Jackson? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that some people are getting confused about the idea of the whole "two prequal" thing. The Hobbit is indeed the proper prequal to the LOTR books, as it takes place directly before those stories. What I believe was meant by a prequal here was the story of the first war of the rings, you know the one that they endlessly flash back to durring the movies. Yes, it is story matter that pertains to the other movies, but calling it a prequal is like calling the Greek republic system a prequal to our own. The two things are supposed to have happened in two different "ages of middle earth." I think that it was something like 4000 years or something.

      Well, you can all tell that I may pay too much attention to this sort of theing, but I am, at least, not one of the people that dresses up like a hobbit and stands outside of the theatre for a day and a half in bare feet just to be "real." I do however have an nifty view of said shenanigans from my window:)

    2. Re:Blame Jackson? by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      For all the negative comments towards Jackson's work on the trilogy, the fact that they somehow have the idea that a prequel and "the Hobbit" are two seperate things bodes very ill for the "It absolutely must be exactly like the book" nerds.

      Well, I'm not a detractor of Jackson's as far as how he handled the trilogy. The way I see it, you get two choices:

      You can understand the material, give it a good respectful treatment, and understand that it's a large, significant body of work with a lot of it's own inertia and a need to be self-consistent. That would be (for the most part) Jackson's treatment of LOTR

      or

      You can make up any old thing you like, slap it together any old way you like, and ignore the tradition it carries with it, as well as anything in the original. That would be that abysmal "I, Robot" which was released a few years ago.

      You can't expect that the Hollywood movie machine won't crank out something which flies in the face of any of the history. LOTR was worth making into a series of movies because it was a classic, was probably one of the more widespread books around, and had a rich, deep life of its own.

      When people start straying from the books too far, or start making up their own stuff which might nit be canonical, the core of yor audience are going to be upset with you, and the movie will end up being crap.

      A Hobbit (or other prequel) which doesn't have WETA and Jackson is probably going to have to try to completely cast their own new visual style (which fans won't like), or the studio is going to expect WETA to turn over their models, and I have no idea of their obligations to do so. If someone decides to write their own prequel as a standalone which ignores any work Tolkein did (or loosely borrows from) they will have to demonstrate that they can write a story as good as Tolkein himself did.

      It doesn't need to be *exactly* like the book, but we don't want to see a situation where Gollum shoots Frodo first, Aragorn is a worthless playboy, or dwarves break into choreographed musical numbers. Hollywood is not above completely butchering source material in the hopes they can appeal to a wider audience, while at the same time alienating the core following of the movie.

      For me, a non-Jackson Hobbit has a *huge* hurdle to clear. As does any LOTR prequel which isn't based on canonical things. Not because "OMG it's not Jackson", but because he demonstrated the abililty to be very true to the source material.

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    3. Re:Blame Jackson? by initialE · · Score: 1

      The prequel and "the Hobbit" are two seperate things. It was always Tolkien's intention to provide the base framework of Middlearth and fill in the details later, either by himself or by a community effort. Problem was that later never came for the man, his final efforts were expended instead on resolving inconsistencies between the different stories told, at the same time altering some to create a more enjoyable outcome (which causes even more inconsistencies to resolve).
      What we know to be the Silmarillion reads like the bible. It's divided into several distinct parts - each of which can be made into a series of movies by themselves. Add to that the telling of legends and stuff. When I think of a LOTR prequel I'd be going as far back as Akallabeth, not much further.

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    4. Re:Blame Jackson? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That or I'll eat my words.
      Please eat your words. If you I promise that they will be sweet to the mouth and satisfy your deep cravings for a good story told well.
    5. Re:Blame Jackson? by Dabido · · Score: 1

      'On the plus side, maybe some of us will appreciate Jackson more when we see how Hollywood botches these films. That or I'll eat my words.'

      Hmmmm, the animated Lord of the Rings film made by that guy who made Wizards comes to mind. I thought Wizards was a great movie, so I won't critisize that. But his treatment of LOTR really sucked. It was a complete botch up of the material. I think Jackson has already proven he can handle the material, and we don't need to wait for Hollywood to prove they can botch up the Hobbit.

      So, in short, I already appreciate what Jackson did with the material, even if he left out my favourite character, Tom Bombadil, but I perfectly understand why jackson did that.

      But, we'll wait and see who Hollywood choses to do the Hobbit with. If it's someone who has a great understanding of Tolkiens work, then it might still turn out Okay. But, I must admit, I'm pretty much in agreement with your scepticism of the project.

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  13. Re:Slashdot effect by spellraiser · · Score: 1

    In other news:

    The tides turn due to ... the tidal effect!

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  14. imho, excessive affluence is killing our culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    unearned, undeserved and excessive profiteering has corrupted our culture

    I wonder how much is lost when every creative person is bought up and sold out

  15. Two prequels??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " ... in the making of the either The Hobbit or the planned Lord of the Rings prequel. ..."

    What is "the planned Lord of the Rings prequel" if not "The Hobbit"?

  16. No PJ, I'm not interested by Phoenix666 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Peter Jackson has amply demonstrated that his skills match up to Tolkien's complexity. There were others who tried LOTR and the Hobbit before, and made a mess of it. So if Peter Jackson is not involved with the Hobbit or a LOTR prequel, then Newline should save its money because I'm just not interested.

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    1. Re:No PJ, I'm not interested by east+coast · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Peter Jackson has amply demonstrated that his skills match up to Tolkien's complexity.

      Really? My impression from most Tolkien fans is that they felt that PJ did an OK job given the limitations of what he had to work with (screen time mostly) but I have yet to find a single Tolkien fan who said he did an excellent job at capturing Tolkien's over all vision. I find a few Tolkien fans who are downright pissed with how badly ROTK came off compared to Tolkien's original work. (I'm one of them to be honest with you)

      There were others who tried LOTR and the Hobbit before, and made a mess of it

      Yeah, a couple of animated features that were about 2 hours each and that were obviously geared to a younger, less seasoned crowd. I haven't seen the LOTR animations in a long long time but from what I remember of The Hobbit cartoon it did no worse a job than PJ considering the times, the fact it was animation and the fact that it's target audience was under the age of 13. This is by no means to say it was great or even good but if this was my 6 year old nephews introduction to Tolkien I wouldn't think badly of it.

      So if Peter Jackson is not involved with the Hobbit or a LOTR prequel, then Newline should save its money because I'm just not interested.

      Yeah, because without your money the last time the LOTRs trilogy would have taken a loss... [rolling of the eyes]

      Listen, not to dick on you or anything but get over yourself. I'm sure there will be many people to take your empty seat at the theater if you decide not to attend a non-Jackson Hobbit movie. As long as the trailers come off a bit better than The Hulk film I'll be one of them. I hope that you take the time to consider that PJ is not the end all and be all of the Tolkien experience and that others can do well in his place. I think there is room for improvement on the PJ version of LOTRs and that a new director working on The Hobbit may be able to pull off something fantastic. To reject it without even seeing a trailer is short sighted.

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    2. Re:No PJ, I'm not interested by 10Ghz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "I have yet to find a single Tolkien fan who said he did an excellent job at capturing Tolkien's over all vision."

      I'm a Tolkien fan. I was even a card-carrying member of the Tolkien Club of Finland back in the day. I have read LOTR maybe 15 times (lost count to be honest), Hobbit maybe 6-7 times, Silmarillion 3-4 times and miscellaneous other book few times. And I think that PJ did very good job capturing the overall feel of the book, especially when we take in to account the differences in the medium.

      And I'm GLAD that he dropped Bombadil from the movie. While it works in the book, it would SUCK in the movie. Half the audience would walk out thinking "whats with the hopping and dancing dude?". Back when I first heard of the upcoming movie, my first thought was "whoa, this is great!". My second though was "um, how are they going to handle Bombadil?".

      "I find a few Tolkien fans who are downright pissed with how badly ROTK came off compared to Tolkien's original work. (I'm one of them to be honest with you)"

      maybe they should do their own movie then. They could waste all their time on pointless things, and the end-result would absolutely suck. PJ set out to create a good MOVIE. What many of those hardcore Tolkien fans (hell, I consider myself to be a hardcore fan, yet I can acknowledge the challenges PJ faced when making the movie) want is something that might be more faithful to the book, but would suck as a movie.

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    3. Re:No PJ, I'm not interested by SouthCat · · Score: 1
      Err.. what others? As far as I know there has only ever been ONE other attempt to film LOTR; Ralph Bakshi's 1978 animation http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077869/ Which while falling into the same trap of messing with the characters and plot for no good reason and having a really weird on-drugs style wasn't that bad.

      Apart from that, the only other example that I can think of was the BBC radio adaptation which is pretty much the most faithful version of all. The only thing that I can think to say against it is that the superb cast made it sound like it was all taking place on the playing fields of Eton ("I say old boy is that a Balrog behind you?). But that is a very minor complaint.

    4. Re:No PJ, I'm not interested by east+coast · · Score: 1

      maybe they should do their own movie then.

      Yeah, that's a viable alternative.

      It's all fine and good that you like the books and the films as well. Infact I'm glad you liked them. But this entire "if you don't like it, do it yourself" argument is old and tired and frankly unrealistic.

      They could waste all their time on pointless things, and the end-result would absolutely suck.

      The main complaints I find about ROTK is not that people wanted more added, they wanted something either taken out or revised. IMHO, PJ went out of his way when he did stuff like making the Ents look like a bunch of hillbillies. He could have used the same time and resources and made the Ents come out just as Tolkien had written them. Instead it seems like PJ put a comic element into his films ala Jar Jar Binks.

      I have yet to see anyone say that they wanted or expected a film religious to the original writings.

      I agree with you on good old Tom... it would have been hard to put him into the film and keep up with the overall tone and pace that the film had taken on. He wasn't essential and there would have been a good chance that he would have come off as another Jar Jar Binks in the film. Certainly that's something we don't need. As a side note to this FOTR is my favorite of the movies and I feel is the most Tolkien worthy of the three. It invested more time into the characters, Tolkien seemed to have done a lot of this in his writings. By the time we roll around to ROTK it seemed more like I was watching a middle earth version of Saving Private Ryan. Tolkien didn't seem to invest a lot of effort into the battles of LOTRs and I would have been happy to have seen less of it from the films. I know, it made the film exciting for most and cutting the battles probably wasn't going to work well in a large budget epic film but I still think more could have been done with less. I do know where you're coming from in part with your argument but I think you think that the Tolkien fans who are complaining about the films wanted an exact copy of the book. We're not that stupid. Again, for my part I just wish Jackson had not gone out of the way to take Tolkiens work and rework it for no obvious reason.

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    5. Re:No PJ, I'm not interested by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      Bombadil isn't the issue with many of us (he's an anomaly in the books as well).

      I had serious issues with the movie's handling of Faramir and Denethor, with the nonchalant behavior of the ents, and with specific scenes like the end of the Battle of the Pelanor Fields (what happened to the wonderful scene where an exhausted Eomer held his sword up in defiance as the Cosairs rounded the bend in the river, then threw his sword into the air with joy as he saw the banner of the High King unfurling in the wind?) and Gandalf's confrontation with Saruman (the extended version did a cover bit of that, but the dialog in the book is *far* stronger, IMO).

      I don't think PJ's changes in those areas added to the movie, and they weren't changes done for time considerations, either. Some of them seemed little more than arbitrary.

      I can understand dropping the Scourge of the Shire due to time restraints, but that chapter's removal also removes a very important message from the trilogy.

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    6. Re:No PJ, I'm not interested by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      This is a dumb position. There are plenty of other great directors out there.... if anything some new blood might be a welcome change.

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    7. Re:No PJ, I'm not interested by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I have yet to find a single Tolkien fan who said he did an excellent job at capturing Tolkien's over all vision."

      I'm a LONGTIME Tolkein fan - to the point where I ordered the First Edition out of England when I read WH Auden's original review in the NY Times some 50+ years ago. And later the 2nd edition of the Hobbit. These copies are still in my personal library.

      I don't have any problem with the material that was left out. The pieces that were omitted were not central to the books. And I feel that the appearence of the movie was absolutely first rate, following Tolkein's own illustrations very well. Kudos there.

      I also think the casting was excellent. I don't see how it could have been done any better.

      BUT I think that the screenplay (curse you Fran, Phillppa) was mediocre at best. Some of the characters, most notably Aragon, Faramir and Denethor had serious breaks with the novel. Some of the dialog was horribly redone. The final scene with Gandalf and Saruman, and the Mouth of Sauron were deservedly cut from the theatrical release because they were a terrible botch. The addition of the elves to Helm's deep was just stupid. And the bit about Merry and Pippen trying to convince the simpering Ents to fight was revolting. And Gimli as comic relief? Horrid.

      Other characters that did not stray from the novel much were fine.

      So would I call it overall excellent? No, more like a B+ - An A for the visuals, casting and actors, A- for the score (a little overbearing at times) and a C for the screenplay.

      The thought of having another director do the Hobbit and the Silmarillon doesn't bother me much. I like to see somebody else, especially if they are going to do it right so we don't have to put up with Fran Walsh again.

    8. Re:No PJ, I'm not interested by sgant · · Score: 1

      I have yet to find a single Tolkien fan who said he did an excellent job at capturing Tolkien's over all vision

      Seems to me you've found quite a few right here, including myself. If you want to get into nitpicking, that's one thing (such as Elves at Helms Deep). But over all vision? I think PJ captured it quite well.

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    9. Re:No PJ, I'm not interested by Anivair · · Score: 1

      Ha! tolkein's compleity is the reason I could never real those stupid books. the guy had a great story to tell, but he told it with the same enthusiasm that snails reserve for sex. He was just as fond of the curl of an elvish R sound or the history of a rock that gimlii sat on as he was with his plot and that was the problem. Jackson turned really droning nearly endless books into a viable story and I commend him for it.

    10. Re:No PJ, I'm not interested by exKingZog · · Score: 1

      Maybe Jackson should have taken out the long, rambling and largely pointless additions (the Warg riders/Arwen scenes in Two Towers) and concentrated on building up the characters.

      Denethor was butchered by a script that turned him into a camp villain; the ents end up as a bunch of yokels and for all his horror credentials, PJ cannot "do" Darkness (the scenes at Dunharrow and Shelob's lair become garish B-movie fare rather than the dark terror conjoured up by the books).

      Still great films, and obviously made by people who loved the books, but that only makes these problems stand out more.

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    11. Re:No PJ, I'm not interested by KZigurs · · Score: 1

      Cool off mate. The simple fact remains - PJ came and made a movie, no, actually three movies, that both represented the work pretty closely to the spirit of the Tolkien (once format limitations are taken into account - and i've yet to see a movie that beats the original), and appealed to the mass audience. Without becoming too cheap.

      Give him at least a credit for that. Think what Spielberg or Lynch would have done. Or dare I say - Lars Fon Tier...

    12. Re:No PJ, I'm not interested by dcam · · Score: 1

      I'm not a massive Tolkien fan, but I had read the books many, many times.

      I agree with a lot of the stuff he dropped (even the scouring of the shire, I recognise time constraints), the issue I take with his interpretation of the books is that he changed the character of them. I have no problem with changes to the events when making films from books, I have a real issue with changes to the character of the books.

      My major issues were:
      - There is a strong feeling that some people and items (swords) in the books are greater and stronger that the average. This is largely lost in the film. A classic example of this would be the character of of Aragorn. The film emphasis his human frailty, while the book makes him almost a superman. Take the scene where he leaps on top of the gate at Helm's Deep. It talks about the wild men being afraid and of him being an awesome figure.
      - The movie moves the external conflict the fellowship faces to a more internal conflict. It creates unnecessary tensions within the party. The feel of the books is that you have people struggling against an overwelming external evil, you don't get quite the same feeling coming out of the movies.

      In addition, some of the characters were just a bit too simplified: boromir, faramir, denethor. The hobbits were turned into comic relief (although I see why it was done).

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    13. Re:No PJ, I'm not interested by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What "horror credentials"? Before LoTR, PJ made three comedies, one horror-comedy, one mockumentary, and one drama. He did go for scary occasionally in The Frighteners - and imho succeeded quite well: the Reaper was pretty freaky - but everytime I see someone talking about PJ being a "horror director", I cringe. Gross-out splatter comedy is NOT horror. The introduction of the Black Riders in LoTR was, as far as I'm concerned, the first time Jackson _ever_ tried for straight out scary.
      I think he succeeded as often as he failed in LotR - Black Riders, Dead Marshes, Moria = good. Shelob - tense & exciting, but not scary, and it _should_ have been scary, so a partial failure. The Paths of the Dead was a travesty and second only to Sauron the Searchlight among the "lows" of RotK. That said - i still loved the movies, and have liked every Jackson movie I've seen so far. I have not, however, seen Kong yet.

    14. Re:No PJ, I'm not interested by east+coast · · Score: 1

      A classic example of this would be the character of of Aragorn. The film emphasis his human frailty, while the book makes him almost a superman.

      I hate to put it this way, and I'm sure I'll catch shit for saying this but...

      The changes made to Aragorn, to me, seemed to be largely to appeal to the female movie-going element. He's a hair short of being the typical sympathetic "chick flick" movie hero. Take into consideration the number of females who were taken in by the movies versus the books. Maybe there is a growing number of females being introduced to and interested in middle-earth styled fantasy but I think this is in large part due to the LOTRs films. Jackson isn't stupid, he knew he'd have to have wide appeal to make a financially successful movie.

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  17. George Lucas is going to do it by Timesprout · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gandalf the brown (named because of his cloak) will guide young Baggins in the way of the Foot in his quest against the evil dragon master. Along the way Bilbo becomes an expert at fighting with light staffs. Gollum is going to become very ashmatic and have a penchant for black outfits with funny helmets. The 13 dwarves, or dwarf army as they will be referred to dont really feature.

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    1. Re:George Lucas is going to do it by Speare · · Score: 1

      How can you have a George Lucas movie that doesn't heavily feature a clan of excitable little people? Maybe American Graffiti, but I think that was just due to a misunderstanding about how long it had been since that Opie Taylor kid had actually appeared on film.

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    2. Re:George Lucas is going to do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How can you have a George Lucas movie that doesn't heavily feature a clan of excitable little people?
      If Lucas directed The Hobbit, the dark elves of mirkwood would be three feet tall, have buck teeth, and speak with a Japanese accent.
    3. Re:George Lucas is going to do it by JazzLad · · Score: 1

      13 dwarves? Let's see, Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet & Cupid?

      Wasn't there a Blitzen too, or was he an elf?

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    4. Re:George Lucas is going to do it by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Along the way Bilbo becomes an expert at fighting with light staffs. Gollum is going to become very ashmatic and have a penchant for black outfits with funny helmets.

      Legolas shot first!
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    5. Re:George Lucas is going to do it by Jonner · · Score: 1

      I don't remember heavy featuring of a clan of excitable little people in "Empire Strikes Back." Yoda was short, but he was only one and he certainly wasn't excitable. There were several (not a clan) of excitable little people in cloud city, but they were such minor characters I don't even remember what they were called. The only scene in which they were important was when they were trying to melt down threepio.

  18. And these guys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...are retards. One of the biggest moneymakers EVER, and the incredible job that Jackson and his crew did, and they say that they wouldn't use him to direct them?

    What retards.

  19. Closing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Peter Jackson really wanted to impress me he would have ended it at the logical closure point.

    1. Re:Closing by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      Get back to RST, Randal.

    2. Re:Closing by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      So, after reading the novel, which "closure point" would that be?

    3. Re:Closing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When fucken Frodo wakes up from his little coma or whatever and the little hobbits are jumping up and down on his bed and Sam leans in the doorway gives him that very fucken gay look. That look was so gay, I thought Sam was gonna tell the little Hobbits to take a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now *that* would have been an Academy Award-worthy ending. And then right after the Sam Frodo fuck fest right before the credits roll Sam flat out bricks in Frodo's mouth.

    4. Re:Closing by Twisted64 · · Score: 1

      I would have liked the ending from the book - where Saruman goes and fucks up the shire. Great evil twist, and quite frightening in the book.

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    5. Re:Closing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothin but savages, I tell you.

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  20. The Silmarillion? by Upaut · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Man I hope they don't try to tackle that one... Its not a novel, but a book of history. To cover it properly one needs a three week mini-series run on the history channel. (Please? With sugar on top? I put up with a week of fictional bible history, give me my Tolkein...)

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    1. Re:The Silmarillion? by Hoarke42 · · Score: 1

      I've also thought this would be well served as a mini-series.

    2. Re:The Silmarillion? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      I've also thought this would be well served as a mini-series.

            The episode where the elves have to cross Helcaraxe would probably have to be changed for being too similar to "The March of the Penguins"...

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  21. Prequel is not what you think.. by Danzigism · · Score: 1, Informative
    People need to get the definition of Prequel correct.. The Hobbit was written before LOTR.. A prequel is something written AFTER a preexisting novel.. Definition from dictionary.com:

    "A literary, dramatic, or cinematic work whose narrative takes place before that of a preexisting work or a sequel."

    The Hobbit is and never was considered a prequel.. It was simply a book written prior to the triology.. But I will agree that a prequel written at this day and age, would be absolutely horrible..

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    1. Re:Prequel is not what you think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read your own definition: "A literary, dramatic, or cinematic work whose narrative takes place before that of a preexisting work or a sequel." Since LOTR is a sequel to The Hobbit, and its narrative takes place before LOTR, then the Hobbit it a prequel to LOTR.

    2. Re:Prequel is not what you think.. by NickeZ · · Score: 1

      one can say that silmarillion is a prequel since the book is written as a prequel to bilbo and lord of the rings..

    3. Re:Prequel is not what you think.. by Danzigism · · Score: 1

      you totally missed the "preexisting work" part.. the hobbit was WRITTEN before LOTR.. therefore is NOT a prequel.. a prequel is written AFTER a book that already exists..

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    4. Re:Prequel is not what you think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you missed that little two letter word "OR"... Learn to read, shmendrik.

    5. Re:Prequel is not what you think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you even bother to read the definition you provide?

      "A [...] work whose narrative takes place before that of [...] or a sequel."

      So (pre/se)quels have nothing to do with the order said work were written, but only with their ordering in their own timeline.

    6. Re:Prequel is not what you think.. by Danzigism · · Score: 1
      jesus christ you people just don't get it.. you're absolutely wrong.. there is a SPECIFIC definition for a Prequel..

      GO HERE AND READ THE FIRST FUCKIN SENTENCE http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prequel

      "A prequel is a work that portrays events which include the structure, conventions, and/or characters of a previously completed narrative, but occur at an earlier time."

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    7. Re:Prequel is not what you think.. by Danzigism · · Score: 1

      learn to understand the fucking english language idiot.. it takes ONE fucking google search to figure out what a Prequel really is.. and you're completely wrong and modded me down for it.. thank you..

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    8. Re:Prequel is not what you think.. by Danzigism · · Score: 1

      obviously, you're the one who can't read.. "A literary, dramatic, or cinematic".. OR meaning a choice between one of those 3 things.. jesus christ are you fucking retarded??? i swear some people just like to pick fights on slashdot for no fuckin reason even though they're complete morons..

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    9. Re:Prequel is not what you think.. by dslauson · · Score: 1

      You are right, but if we are going to pick nits here, the screenplay for The Hobbit the movie will be written after the screenplays for Peter Jackson's trilogy, so in that regard, the movie could be considered a prequel, while the book obviously cannot.

    10. Re:Prequel is not what you think.. by Danzigism · · Score: 1

      i understand where you're coming from.. i was just stating the definition because several commenters were like, "Well isn't the hobbit the prequel to LOTR?? how can there be two??".. i felt the need for some clarification.. technically, a film made after the first 3 could be a prequel indeed.. but obviously, the story was originally a book.. i don't think it necessarily counts, nor do i think people should be shouting off comments about the Hobbit being the prequel to LOTR when that statement is false..

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    11. Re:Prequel is not what you think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But when they make the movie it will be a prequel as the other movies are already made no?

    12. Re:Prequel is not what you think.. by Dabido · · Score: 1

      But the movie will be a prequel as the movie of the Hobbit is being made after the movie of LOTR.

      So, the book isn't a prequel, the movie is. After all, the screen play will differ from the book (in the same way that LOTR's movies differed from that book). So by the definition given, the cinematic work being created now is a prequel as the narrative of it takes place before that of the LOTR movies which are pre-existing work.

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    13. Re:Prequel is not what you think.. by imagine1307 · · Score: 1

      Actually, take a look at that definition again.

      "A literary, dramatic, or cinematic work whose narrative takes place before that of a preexisting work or a sequel."

      Interesting to note that you skipped the first definition given, which is as follows:

      "a literary, dramatic, or filmic work that prefigures a later work, as by portraying the same characters at a younger age"

      The definition does not have anything to do with when the book was written. The definition has to do with when the story happened chronologically in comparison with another story.

      Look up the term narrative.

      "a story or account of events, experiences, or the like, whether true or fictitious"

      The storyline of the Hobbit occured prior to the storyline of the Lord of the Rings. The narrative is the story of Middle Earth. That is the story being told throughout both of these tales, and that is enough to make it a prequel. The fact that the events in the Hobbit occured in the story of Middle Earth prior to the events in Lord of the Rings occuring in that same story of Middle Earth more than fully meets the definition of a prequel. Intended prequel? No. But a prequel none the less.

  22. inevitable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the relationship between an officer and his batman can be, if you only get down the very visible sections of it, inevitably looks homo-erotic.

    Think of it like this: do you love your brother? If "yes" then just hearing you love another man sounds a bit squiffy. When you find out what sort of love you have, then it seems normal.

    A film cannot catch nuance unless that is central to the piece.

  23. Re:A new record by EdZep · · Score: 1

    It's not really slashdotted. The source was unavailable when the news was posted on the http://hsx.com/ movie forum http://talk.hsx.com/films/post.htm?1119234232.kcpe lot before midnight EST.

  24. Now we can get the RIGHT version made !!! by krell · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now nothing stands in the way of the ideal Hollywood version, with Paris Hilton as Galadriel, Ben Affleck as Gandalf, Jack Black as Sam Gamgee, and Keanu Reeve as Frodo ("The ring... Whoa!")

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    1. Re:Now we can get the RIGHT version made !!! by xlordtyrantx · · Score: 1

      Whoa, ok, we are talking about the Hobbit. There is no Frodo or Sam at this point. Just trying to make sure this is clear. It only going to be Gandalf, Bilbo, and the Dwarves.

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    2. Re:Now we can get the RIGHT version made !!! by krell · · Score: 1

      "Whoa, ok, we are talking about the Hobbit. There is no Frodo or Sam at this point"

      Dude, we're talking Hollywood. You'll not only have Frodo and Sam, you'll also have appearances by Smith of Wooten Major, Morgoth, Rand al'Thor and Optimus Prime.

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    3. Re:Now we can get the RIGHT version made !!! by Randolpho · · Score: 1

      Jack Black as Frodo has been done, and he was damn good, too!

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    4. Re:Now we can get the RIGHT version made !!! by Randolpho · · Score: 1
      and Optimus Prime.
      Autohobbits, transform and roll out!
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    5. Re:Now we can get the RIGHT version made !!! by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      And Scarlett Johansson as Arwen, who, you know, is totally in the Hobbit if you just read between the lines a little. Every scene with water, and damp clinging clothes, for example.

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    6. Re:Now we can get the RIGHT version made !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, I hope that something sensible get out of this. I mean, why so much Jar-Jar slashing out there, and not a comment on roller-skating and oliphaunt-riding Legolas?

      I can understand that younger /.ers would appreciate a FPS-like version of LOTR, but what about the uber-geeks? All the incredible deepness of Tolkien's characters and stories reduced to some hollywood clichés, and no bashing? Or maybe I didn't go deep enough in the movies (after I saw Frodo and Sam in Osgiliath, I ejected the DVD and only fast-forwarded the 3).

      Maybe I'm Tolkienist djihad, after all.

    7. Re:Now we can get the RIGHT version made !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMO, it can't be any worse than the version that was released. I saw the first LotR film in the theater and hated it. It was boring, unengaging, and ugly. I'd rather watch the Ralph Bakshi versions any day. I never went back to see the rest, and I have no interest in doing so. I don't understand why people are so upbeat about them.

      The news that someone else will remake the Hobbit is good news to me, I'd rather see a more entertaining version than more of the same overhyped PJ LotR crap.

    8. Re:Now we can get the RIGHT version made !!! by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      I mean, why so much Jar-Jar slashing out there, and not a comment on roller-skating and oliphaunt-riding Legolas?

      Obviously, because Legolas didn't stink up every scene he was in, as opposed to Jar Jar.

    9. Re:Now we can get the RIGHT version made !!! by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Better than Liv frikkin "look at me I gloooow" Tyler.

    10. Re:Now we can get the RIGHT version made !!! by krell · · Score: 1

      True. I suppose the complainer would have rather that the series had ballooned into 6 films just so they could fit the extra scenes in that would have been required to flesh out Legolas from his "action hero" role in an already-crowded cast of characters.

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    11. Re:Now we can get the RIGHT version made !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      This raises an important question.

      If you had the choice, would you do Liv Tyler and make Scarlett Johanssen watch, or would you do Scarlett Johanssen and make Liv Tyler watch? Why/why not? Discuss.

    12. Re:Now we can get the RIGHT version made !!! by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1
      Keanu Reeve as Frodo
      Well, they did get Agent Smith to play Elrond. Why not use Neo, too?
    13. Re:Now we can get the RIGHT version made !!! by knodi · · Score: 1

      Yes, and Gilbert Gottfried as the ring. In order to make the movie more accessible to people who haven't seen the LOTR trilogy, the One Ring will be doing voice-over narration on middle earth and all its creatures.

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    14. Re:Now we can get the RIGHT version made !!! by krell · · Score: 1

      "Well, they did get Agent Smith to play Elrond. Why not use Neo, too?"

      Yeah, and he can have a cousin Beo (the stinky hobbit).

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    15. Re:Now we can get the RIGHT version made !!! by Moofie · · Score: 1

      That's freakin' funny. +1 You Rule.

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    16. Re:Now we can get the RIGHT version made !!! by Woldry · · Score: 1

      Jar-Jar slash? Man, people will write the weirdest fanfic ...

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    17. Re:Now we can get the RIGHT version made !!! by REBloomfield · · Score: 1

      Actually, that was the one part of the film that continually bothered me. The Agent Smith character is so strong in my mind, I kept expecting him to say "Good Morning Mr Baggins" or something.

    18. Re:Now we can get the RIGHT version made !!! by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      In the Audience Participation Version, be sure to yell out "Hi, Glorfindel" every time she appears.

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    19. Re:Now we can get the RIGHT version made !!! by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      The problem with an Audience Participation version is coming up with a line as good as "Not as lucky as that banister!"

    20. Re:Now we can get the RIGHT version made !!! by Felius · · Score: 1

      He'll always be Mitzi to me..

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  25. article text within by adam · · Score: 5, Informative

    I was actually going to post my thoughts, but since this article is slashdotted, and I still have the window open, i'll post my thoughts + the article text below them, for anyone who missed the article due to /.ing

    WOW. Let me say, respect to Peter Jackson for telling it as he sees it. ...Obviously there are two sides to every story, but he really digs into some of the gritty details (naming names, etc), and the story he tells sounds like typical hollywood modus operandi to me. He is rather scant on details regarding the "accounting" irregularities, but nontheless he still vents pretty heavily in other regards.

    I am a filmmaker myself, and have to deal with a variety of industry business annoyances on a daily basis, and I can sympathize with his frustration. This is an industry predicated upon many absurd practices. My assumption is that Peter Jackson must be pretty ticked off to be willing to vent in public like this.

    Unfortunately for him, last we heard, he's hit a snag with HALO as well. Although general slashdot community concensus seemed to be "oh gawd, not another video game movie," so perhaps that snag is a bit less depressing than The Hobbit troubles.



    11-19-06 Latest News
    Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh Talk THE HOBBIT
    Xoanon @ 10:32 pm EST

    Moments ago we received this email from Peter Jackson and his crew down in New Zealand, take a look...

    Dear One Ringers,

    As you know, there's been a lot of speculation about The Hobbit. We are often asked about when or if this film will ever be made. We have always responded that we would be very interested in making the film - if it were offered to us to make.

    You may also be aware that Wingnut Films has bought a lawsuit against New Line, which resulted from an audit we undertook on part of the income of The Fellowship of the Ring. Our attitude with the lawsuit has always been that since it's largely based on differences of opinion about certain accounting practices, we would like an independent body - whether it be a judge, a jury, or a mediator, to look at the issues and make an unbiased ruling. We are happy to accept whatever that ruling is. In our minds, it's not much more complex than that and that's exactly why film contracts include right-to-audit clauses.

    However, we have always said that we do not want to discuss The Hobbit with New Line until the lawsuit over New Line's accounting practices is resolved. This is simple common sense - you cannot be in a relationship with a film studio, making a complex, expensive movie and dealing with all the pressures and responsibilities that come with the job, while an unresolved lawsuit exists.

    We have also said that we do not want to tie settlement of the lawsuit to making a film of The Hobbit. In other words, we would have to agree to make The Hobbit as a condition of New Line settling our lawsuit. In our minds this is not the right reason to make a film and if a film of The Hobbit went ahead on this basis, it would be doomed. Deciding to make a movie should come from the heart - it's not a matter of business convenience. When you agree to make a film, you're taking on a massive commitment and you need to be driven by an absolute passion to want to get the story on screen. It's that passion, and passion alone, that gives the movie its imagination and heart. To us it is not a cold-blooded business decision.

    A couple of months ago there was a flurry of Hobbit news in the media. MGM, who own a portion of the film rights in The Hobbit, publicly stated they wanted to make the film with us. It was a little weird at the time because nobody from New Line had ever spoken to us about making a film of The Hobbit and the media had some fun with that. Within a week or two of those stories, our Manager Ken Kamins got a call from the co-president of New Line Cinema, Michael Lynne, who in essence told Ken that the way to se

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    1. Re:article text within by dabsynth · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I for one am going to Boycott any Hobbit movie made without Peter Jackson. I mean come on so the LOTR was not exactly like the books big deal they put in the parts that kept the story moving and some of the stuff they left out was infered. All this is about is New Line not wanting to miss out on the Billions this movie would make with PJ at the helm. Their rights to make a hobbit movie run out in 2007 and go back to the publisher at which point MGM or Peter Jackson himself could buy the rights to make it. I for one hope that people like Sir Ian McKellen, and Andy Sirkis also say no without PJ. Think what you will this is MY opinion and as far as I am concerned they wont see a penny of my money on the hobbit or a 2nd prequil without Peter Jackson directing it.

    2. Re:article text within by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      "as far as I am concerned they wont see a penny of my money on the hobbit or a 2nd prequil without Peter Jackson"

      Well according to them they never saw a penny of profit on the first three....

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    3. Re:article text within by Suspended_Reality · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I intend to boycott any Hobbit movie altogether (please read on, slashdotters).

      I've said this several times on Digg, but always get the thumbs down from the largely adolescent juvenile crowd. The Hobbit, unlike LOTR, has a much more rhythmic momentum, and each chapter in and of itself, has an up and down cycle to it (it is a children's book after all). Am I the only one who thinks that the Hobbit would be much better served as a 21 episode mini-series? Think Sopranos, Band of Brothers, etc. Each chapter becomes an episode. Much of the storyline would therefore remain intact (a lot more happens in 302 pages of the Hobbit than the 900-or so pages of LOTR), and the original flow would be better observed.

      When its all done, release a $119 nine disc DVD set. Sell 1 DVD set for every 12 people who would have gone to the movie, and you're already making serious money. Throw in advertising for the 21 episodes, and you've got a goldmine. Seriously, why isn't anyone pitching this? Haven't LOST, The West Wing, and these other dramas shown that the mini-series format is what people are now looking for in movies (big sweeping story arcs with smaller plots along the way)? Am I crazy? Please, somebody give me some honest feedback on this. Thanks!

    4. Re:article text within by mikeron · · Score: 1

      I have to agree. With the events in the Hobbit, there woud be no way to squash it all into a 2-3 hour movie without severly truncating most of the substantive content. I actually thought that putting all of the LotR into three movies essentially ruined it, as it became a surreal mashup of the various themes. The situation with the Hobbit would be more pronounced, as the various phases of the story would take significant time to be unfurled on a screen, and the process the reader goes through should be preserved in the screen adaptation. You have to remember that Tolkien is more than action and dialogue.

      I've actually found myself retreating on occasion to the likes of Spartacus and Ben Hur - epics that bore the fruits of patient storytelling. Now, I realize that you need to be realistic when you plan a film, but the story in The Hobbit would likely not survive the translation to two-hour eyecandy.

  26. Hoooray!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let George Lucas do it!!!

    Then we would never want^H^H^H^Hneed to watch movies again...

  27. Re:Slashdot effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Ahem.

    http://mirrordot.org/stories/110120dd1cb460ef4010b cf65578fe57/index.html

    Especially useful seeing the article is all on the one page.

  28. I felt a disturbance in the Force... by Volatile_Memory · · Score: 1

    ...as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, bla, bla bla.

    v.m

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  29. Actually, it is sort of a prequel by krell · · Score: 1

    Tolkien specifically revised "The Hobbit" after he wrote much of "The Lord of the Rings" in order to make it fit better.

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    1. Re:Actually, it is sort of a prequel by Danzigism · · Score: 1

      thats understandable.. but it's still not a prequel.. thats just a revised edition..

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    2. Re:Actually, it is sort of a prequel by torqer · · Score: 1

      The two are separate entities. There is the Hobbit which we all know, and a supposed 'prequel' that isn't necessarily anything that JRR wrote himself.

  30. It does explain Merry and Pippin's height gain by benhocking · · Score: 1

    IIRC, they drank something at Tom's (or maybe it was with the Ents) that made them grow taller, which factored in to the Scouring of the Shire. Of course, without the Scouring, there really was no need for Tom. I, for one, didn't really care for all of Tom's singing, anyway.

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    1. Re:It does explain Merry and Pippin's height gain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They grew due to the drink they received while with the Ents

    2. Re:It does explain Merry and Pippin's height gain by torqer · · Score: 1

      Ent draught was the drink in question.

    3. Re:It does explain Merry and Pippin's height gain by StarvingSE · · Score: 2, Informative

      The scouring of the shire is the one scene from the book that I was really disappointed me for being omitted. I think it really adds to the story, showing that evil can reach anywhere in the world, even the shire. It also showed how much the four hobbits grew in terms of character and bravery during the story.

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    4. Re:It does explain Merry and Pippin's height gain by ronanbear · · Score: 4, Informative

      I couldn't agree more. The scouring of the Shire was one of the most important things in the book. In the classical tradition of epic the journey home is an essential part. In the Odyssey and the Aeneid the troubles experienced by the heroes on their arrival are very important parts of the story.

      I was most disappointed that the scouring wasn't even in the extended edition because it has been hinted at in the Two Towers. Instead we were left with a derivative Hollywood ending with 1/2 hour of hugging.

      The whole point of the scouring is that Frodo isn't regarded as a hero in the Shire even though he saved Middle Earth. The hobbits had their own problems and weren't interested in hearing about difficult to understand adventures on the other side of the world. Merry and Pippin fought in a war though and when they came back they saved the Shire.

      It's removing the ending which was the point to the story in the first place. It's what completes the explanation of hobbits as characters.

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    5. Re:It does explain Merry and Pippin's height gain by icebones · · Score: 1

      it was the ents and it's in the expanded dvd's

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  31. Re:Perhaps by Chris+whatever · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah great

    this is going to be a musical if they really follow the book's storyline. By cutting him off they sealed their own fate, the movie will suck if it's another than Peter jackson. We will see actors that dont fit the profile.

    maybe they'll get Michael bay on the project, now that would be a serious challenge for him to get a US flag in there somewhere.

  32. off-topic by kisrael · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Sorry, didn't see any further contact info but your "geeks as teamsters" sig is thought-provoking...

    as a geek i always thought we get treated pretty frickin' well, relatively, like salary wise and all that. But we provide criticial functions as well. which side of that does your .sig mostly mean to imply, or is there another angle I'm not thinking about?

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    1. Re:off-topic by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

      He means that in a few years Steve Balmer is saying goodbye, Hoffa style

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  33. How about no? by CharAznable · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How about not making the Hobbit at all? I loved the Lord Of The Rings movies, but for all the good in them, they ruined the books forever for me. When I read them now, I can't help but imagine Frodo being Elijah Wood and Gandalf being Ian McKellen. Every picture that had been formed in my mind by reading the books has been wiped over and replaced with Peter Jackson's vision, and that sucks.

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    1. Re:How about no? by bigdavex · · Score: 1

      How about not making the Hobbit at all? I loved the Lord Of The Rings movies, but for all the good in them, they ruined the books forever for me. When I read them now, I can't help but imagine Frodo being Elijah Wood and Gandalf being Ian McKellen. Every picture that had been formed in my mind by reading the books has been wiped over and replaced with Peter Jackson's vision, and that sucks.

      Maybe you could just not watch the Hobbit if it's made?
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    2. Re:How about no? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      How about not making the Hobbit at all?

      Ha ha, dream on. You're going to get Hobbit Returns, The Hobbit's Revenge, and Hobbit Resurrection.

      Sam is also going to get his own spinoff movie, Samwise (the Legend of Sam Gamgee). They'll also make Gandalf in Love.

      And then, and then, just to piss everyone off and make some more money, they're going to hire a bunch of unemployed crap writers to produce a novelization of each of these movies, regardless of whether each film is already based on a Tolkien work or not. Just like that novelization they produced of Planet of the Apes, a movie already "loosely based" on the novel by French author Pierre Boulle.

    3. Re:How about no? by kypper · · Score: 2, Funny

      They'll also make Gandalf in Love.

      Brokeback Helm's Deep?

    4. Re:How about no? by arashi+no+garou · · Score: 1

      Strangely, they didn't for me. In my mind, I still remember Gandalf, Frodo and especially Aragorn as they were described by Tolkien when I think back to reading the books as a child. Even when watching the movies, I tend to replace the actors' faces with my own creations in my mind's eye.

      Although I will say that John Rhys-Davies makes for a very convincing generic Tolkien dwarf. Gimli was actually enjoyable to watch in the movie, compared to the others.

    5. Re:How about no? by Dabido · · Score: 1

      'Brokeback Helm's Deep?'

      You don't understand, it was lonely and cold, there weren't enough women to go around and we thought everyone was going to die anyway! How were we to know everyone would live!!!! :-)

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  34. Movie studio screwing someone over money? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm shocked! Shocked I tell you. I mean who ever heard of a movie studio cheating someone out of their money? Really, it goes to show you, it doesn't matter who you are, the movie studio will try anything to keep their money.

    Like the RIAA's accounting, movie studio accounting is even more devious. Whenever someone tries to get paid a "part of the profits" for which they deserve, the studios always pull the "but according to our estimates, we didn't make money on that film." That's why there will never be a Forrest Gump sequel. The author, Winston Groom, was supposed to get a part of the profits. But according to Paramount, Forrest Gump didn't make any profits despite its $600+ million in sales. So he refuses to let the sequel become a movie.

    Another example is the dispute between Art Buchwald and Paramount. Buchwald pitched a script to Paramount about a movie in which Eddie Murphy playing an African king comes to America to look for a bride. After some development with director John Landis, it was abandoned. Paramount later produced a movie called Coming to America about an African prince played by Eddie Murphy that comes to America to find a bride. John Landis directed the movie. But according to Paramount, they were different movies completely. When Buchwald won his lawsuit, Paramount then argued the movie that though it had $350 million in sales, it made no profit according to their accounting. The court found their accounting "unconscionable". Rather than have the court delve into their accounting practices in detail, Paramount settled.

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    1. Re:Movie studio screwing someone over money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > Like the RIAA's accounting, movie studio accounting is even more devious.
      > Whenever someone tries to get paid a "part of the profits" for which they
      > deserve, the studios always pull the "but according to our estimates, we
      > didn't make money on that film."

      Unfortunately, it's not just movie studios and the RIAA. Many business owners do this. 'What? You want a raise? Sorry, we didn't make a profit last year.' Yes, after the principals gave themselves a pay raise, coincidentally, the company broke even and there wasn't anything leftover for the employees.

      Business as usual.

    2. Re:Movie studio screwing someone over money? by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oddly enough, this isn't the first time someone involved of making a film of Lord of the Rings has been scrood over it. It isn't even the first time it happened to someone named Peter. If information posted at Conlan Press can be believed, Saul Zaentz made a number of promises to Peter S. Beagle in return for his writing the script for the animated LotR, and then reneged on them.

      Guess that's how it goes in Hollywood.

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    3. Re:Movie studio screwing someone over money? by icebones · · Score: 1
      they were going to make a forest gump sequel?? AHHH!!!

      What would that have been, little forest grows up, realizes that his mom was a druggy slut, he's really rich, and his dad is too dumb to ever spend any of it. Then he spends it all going to therapy the rest of his life. that would have been almost as bad as a titanic sequel.

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    4. Re:Movie studio screwing someone over money? by mockchoi · · Score: 1

      Ummm, you know that Winston Groom did write a sequel to Forrest Gump, right? Gump and Co.

    5. Re:Movie studio screwing someone over money? by icebones · · Score: 1

      no, i didn't, until i saw it here. now i'm gonna have to look it up just out of morbid curiousity

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  35. Quentin Tarantino is interested in doing it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the rumor.

  36. History Channel? No: Animal Planet! by krell · · Score: 1

    No, put "The Silmarillion" on Animal Planet, with Nigel Marven traveling back in time to capture and tangle with dragons and trolls.

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  37. Re:A new record by Stanistani · · Score: 1

    Cue sound of orcs cackling wildly.

  38. Re:Slashdot effect by Hal_Porter · · Score: 0, Offtopic
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  39. Re:Slashdot effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This just in... apple falls due to gravitation!. In other news, area man recovering from a blow on the head. Police suspect foul play.

  40. Oh well by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 1

    Looks like he'll have loads of time to continue working on the Halo movie instead!

  41. The only thing worse... by IrishLimey · · Score: 1

    The only thing worse would be the news of George Lucas being announced as the new writer/director of the films. ...Mesa wants my precious.

  42. A dictionary says otherwise by AlanS2002 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    prequel
    One entry found for prequel.
    Main Entry: prequel
    Pronunciation: 'prE-kw&l
    Function: noun
    Etymology: pre- + -quel (as in sequel)
    : a work (as a novel or a play) whose story precedes that of an earlier work

    As for karma whoring, why would I bother? My karma is already good.

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  43. LOTR prequel?? by Risujin · · Score: 1

    Is George Lucas directing?

  44. King Kong was rubbish - could Jackson do it well? by tezza · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Lord of the Rings was great. But Return of the King was a little too long. If they'd cut out some of the ending, they could have put more content in elsewhere [Tom Bomadil at the start, Sacking of Hobbiton by Saruman at end].

    And King Kong was unwatchably, laughably bad.

    Is a Director judged on their latter movies? Because if they are, I wouldn't want Jackson to do The Hobbit.
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  45. Meesa precious by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nasty Hobbitses, nowsa yousa gonna die.

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  46. How do we fight back? by Juzzam · · Score: 1

    How do we protest against this?

    I for one cannot bear to watch this happen to Tolkien's work without at least attempting to do something.. This is the hour of the sane-folk, when they arise from their quiet fields, to shake the towers and counsels of the Great.

    1. Re:How do we fight back? by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      "How do we protest against this? "

      It's real easy - don't see it. Even if the movie is made, I'm pretty sure nobody will be putting a gun to anybody's head forcing them to watch it. And who knows - maybe some folks actually want it to be made and watch it...

      --
      "But this one goes to 11!"
    2. Re:How do we fight back? by 0x0000 · · Score: 1

      Well, unfortunately, fighting back against Hollywood is futile - they will send out nine lawyers on black horses that breathe flame, and have some weaselly, emaciated little agent fucker following you around whining and threatening as you make your way agonizingly towards the Towers in the West - there is no aged wizard to guide thru the subways, and no elfen or dwarven warriors to watch your back as you cross the wilds of the mid-west - basically, you're on your own, and the one-plot will completely subsume your mind, making you a slave to the very mega-corps you strive to free yourself from....

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    3. Re:How do we fight back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go to http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/aintnohobbitwit houtPJ/ and add your name and comments to the petition.

      We need signatures.

  47. Smaug by Psmylie · · Score: 1
    As far as who directs it, how they butcher the story, etc. etc... I can honestly say that I don't care all that much. All I really care about is that they make Smaug look really, incredibly cool, and have him kick major ass. In fact, if they just have 60 minutes of Smaug flying around and burning stuff, I'd go and see that.

    What? I like dragons

    In all honesty, though, I'd rather the movie not be made at all then to see it made poorly. But, sadly, the quality of the storytelling doesn't enter into it when the moguls see dollar signs

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    1. Re:Smaug by crawling_chaos · · Score: 1
      In fact, if they just have 60 minutes of Smaug flying around and burning stuff, I'd go and see that. What? I like dragons
      I think I've found your production company then.
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    2. Re:Smaug by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      I believe you dragon wishes have been granted here - http://www.eragonmovie.com/

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      "But this one goes to 11!"
  48. Bullshit by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...as he says, keep the "spine" of the story and reject anything that won't work on the screen, because books and movies ARE TWO DIFFERENT FUCKING MEDIUMS.

    Sorry, my friend. But you are 100% wrong here.

    The story is the story. And that's that. JRR wrote it in a particular way to tell a particular story. If you make changes, you change the story. It is no longer JRR Tolkien's Lord of the Rings. It becomes Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings - a different story.

    Omissions, like Bombadil, I can excuse. It's not a change per se, it's an omission. In your mind's eye you can still imagine that they met Tom, they just didn't have enough time to show you the meeting. But the changes. Inexcusable.

    If you'd like an example of why people get so torqued over this, consider Frodo. His relationship with Sam and with Gollum as they traveled. In the books it was Frodo, his trusted servant Sam, and Gollum whom he never really trusted. "His promise will hold him for a bit, Sam". That kind of a thing.

    But making Frodo take the word of Gollum over that of Sam when they were at Minas Morgul? Exactly *how* does that help convey JRR's ideas better because it's on film???

    Short answer is - it does not. It is a change that Peter Jackson thought would be better than the original story, or make for more exciting film, or whatever. And no offense PJ if you're reading this - but I seriously doubt you're a better story teller than the Old Professor.

    Omit things due to time, fine. Add a few cute scenes that don't change the story (like the wagon ride with Frodo and Gandalf at the beginning of Fellowship) - fine.

    Make a change because you think you're a better storyteller than JRR - no way. If you think you're a better storyteller then write your own damn stories and make movies of those.

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    rediculous.
    1. Re:Bullshit by Coryoth · · Score: 5, Insightful
      But making Frodo take the word of Gollum over that of Sam when they were at Minas Morgul? Exactly *how* does that help convey JRR's ideas better because it's on film?

      My guess is that the issue here is with the portrayal of how the ring is eating away at Frodo's mind. In a book you can simply state it, and present internal dialogue - on film it needs to be visually portrayed in a way that makes it adequately clear to the audience exactly how deep an effect it is having. Whether having Frodo become so jealously protective of the ring that he'll betray Sam was necessary to do that, it certainly did help achieve the desired effect. Whether it was the right thing to do I can't say (film is subjective - it seemed okay to me, clearly not so to you) but certainly I can say that it was done with reason.
    2. Re:Bullshit by Actual+Reality · · Score: 0

      I think there were also a few other changes. If I am not mistaken, Arwen acutally left on the boat and Aragorn ended up with Eowyn. I wish they had put Bobadil in there though. They would have had to find a rare hottie to play Honeyberry! ~AR

    3. Re:Bullshit by theurge14 · · Score: 2, Funny

      And no offense PJ if you're reading this - but I seriously doubt you're a better story teller than the Old Professor.

      Everyone needs an editor. And anyone who writes more Liv Tyler With Elf Ears scenes onto the screen can't be all that bad.

    4. Re:Bullshit by roamzero · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I also had a problem with the Warg battle in the second movie. That wasn't really in the book and I would have been less annoyed if it just ended with the battle for a bit of action, but the whole cliff scene making everyone think Aragorn was dead is what really irked me. That wasn't in the book and it was just Jackson pointlessly trying to tug at the heartstrings of the audience. Adding that to the similar events that ARE in the book takes away from those events IMO, and the time could have been better spent for other things.

    5. Re:Bullshit by DMadCat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And that is why you don't make movies and Peter Jackson does.

      Listen, simply because you've read and reread the stories written by Tolkien until you've memorized every line doesn't mean 90% of the audience has.

      Trying to convey a story of such magnitude in such a fast medium as film is challenging and as another poster pointed out, in a book you get insight into the character's thoughts, but on film it's all visual.

      I suppose we could just go back and remake the films but instead of changing anything at all we'll just add some voice-over dialogue so we can hear the characters thoughts as outlined in the books. Maybe we can get Harrison Ford to do it...

    6. Re:Bullshit by StarvingSE · · Score: 1

      I think there were also a few other changes. If I am not mistaken, Arwen acutally left on the boat and Aragorn ended up with Eowyn. I wish they had put Bobadil in there though. They would have had to find a rare hottie to play Honeyberry! ~AR

      You are very mistaken. Aragorn doesn't end up with Eowyn, and her name is Goldberry.

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    7. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      faramir got eowyn.

      arwen stuck around, told elrond to piss off, and gave her spot on the boat to the ring-bearer.

      and it was goldberry.

      you sure ain't living up to your name...

    8. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your a moron if you think a direct book/game/tvshow/musical/whatever to movie will work. Simple as that.

    9. Re:Bullshit by Himring · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Let's not forget a scene was added in Gibson's "Hamlet." Talk about thinking you can do better than the author....

      Tolkien stated that LoTR "uniquely leant itself to not being dramatized." Or something to that effect. Exactly, the movies are not LoTR. They are another man's interpretation of the original story. Being that as they may, it is still well done. I was extremely nervous -- as a huge fan -- that Jackson would blow it, but I think he did not. Liv Tyler as Arwen freaked me out, but I think she did a superb job.

      I also noted in all of Jackson's interviews he rarely mentions Tolkien. This troubled me as I feel he is a fan, and maybe it is nothing, but still. I think he has a tad bit of the, "this is my work. I'm the director," thing going on.

      The movies are what they are, and 50 years from now they may do another whole adaptation. Jackson, btw, took many concepts of depiction from the animated movie -- I actually picked it up in a checkout line for a buck and watched it recently. I think Jackson even states he took the scene of the rider along the road -- indeed, the animation has the same angle and shot. Jackson did a far better job with the treason of Isengard (Gandalf & Saruman). What a great line, "Tell me, friend, when did Saruman the wise abandon reason for madness?!" That's not in the book. Also, he really pumped up The Bridge of Khazad Dum (sic?). Gandalf's fall into the shadows. Ebert points out that the book's piece on that is only a few hundred words.

      Finally, the discovery of the party of Dwarrowdelf (sic?) the dwarvish city in Moria, is incredibly done by Jackson. I got goose bumps as the scene revealed itself, Sam looks up and says, "now there's a sight you don't see every day." The background music, the look on their faces, Sam's words -- it really made the great city become what I think Tolkien would want it to. In the book, you just don't get that sense.

      Finally, finally, Boromir's death was incredible. The book did nothing for me, but Jackson really built that up. I was right there in that scene as each arrow sunk into him, as he looked back to the hobbits, then fought, then shot, then back again. Each arrow weakening him, yet he finds it within himself to go on. Aragorn saving him, yet he died but not without a final bonding moment where reconciliation occurs as he blesses both the quest and the king. Jackson deservs mighty praise for that scene (which, btw, he did not edit).

      I am very proud of the movies. I do think before Jackson dies he needs to film a Bombadil piece for an extra, extra, lucasian DVD release (digital enhancements and remastering and all that).

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    10. Re:Bullshit by kentrel · · Score: 2

      You clearly know nothing about storytelling, writing or film. They are different mediums and require changes in order to work effectively as stories. You really need to take a few film classes, or at least brush up on your understanding of fiction and how it's protrayed in various mediums. Obsessing over details makes you blind to overarching themes and structure of a story, which are what's really important.

    11. Re:Bullshit by osu-neko · · Score: 0

      Make a change because you think you're a better storyteller than JRR - no way.

      JRR was good for his time, but most popular fantasy authors today are a lot better. JRR occupies a particular place in the history of the genre which has made him monumental, but as a storyteller, he was good, but not that good. Most authors I read today are much better.

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    12. Re:Bullshit by @madeus · · Score: 1

      It is a change that Peter Jackson thought would be better than the original story, or make for more exciting film, or whatever. And no offense PJ if you're reading this - but I seriously doubt you're a better story teller than the Old Professor.

      I think he has proven that when it comes to movies, he is. I don't think for a minute Tolkien would have been able to pull off a result nearly as sucessful as Peter Jackson and the crew managed on screen. Can you really imagine what the movies would have been like if Tolkien had been in Jackson's position? Frankly, I for one suspect they would have been much more drawn out, more ponderous and less emotionally engaging affairs.

      This reminds me of the LP of Arthur C. Clarke reading "2001: A Space Odyssey". I thought it would be really interesting to hear him tell the story but it was absolutely terrible, really awful, he was so ineloquent I couldn't listen to it. I got the impression this was perhaps partly due to his age at the time of the recording, but also that he simply wasn't a very good dramatic speaker.

      Douglas Adams famously re-wrote the HHGTTG, producing quite different versions for radio, book and television, as appropriate to the medium. Incidentally, his reading of HHGTTG (the book) is superb.

      It's not as if there is even is a 'definative' Tolkien vision for Middle Earth, he is renowned for constantly revising the series and for the contradictions between the books. For example, there are several inconsistencies between The Hobbit and The Lord Of The Rings - and indeed between books in The Lord Of The Rings (let alone between them and The Silmarillion or any of the other unfinished works). If Tolkien had made a movie, given his past form he would have changed the story much more drastically in transition.

    13. Re:Bullshit by 14CharUsername · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points I'd mod you up just for the Harrison Ford reference. The rule with movies is "Show don't tell". And with books all it is is telling you stuff.

    14. Re:Bullshit by sofla · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised you missed the biggest change of all: Liv Tyler's character (mental block: can't recall the name atm). Hey, I liked watching her on the screen as much as the next guy, but in the books, that character was barely a footnote. Anyone seen Glorfindel lately?

    15. Re:Bullshit by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      And anyone who writes more Liv Tyler With Elf Ears scenes onto the screen can't be all that bad.

      Yeah he can. They should have recast Arwen when they recast Aragorn. Would have been far less annoying if Cate Blanchett had done it instead.

    16. Re:Bullshit by steveg · · Score: 1

      Heh.

      Get real.

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    17. Re:Bullshit by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      But making Frodo take the word of Gollum over that of Sam when they were at Minas Morgul? Exactly *how* does that help convey JRR's ideas better because it's on film???

      I suppose the facts that A) the ring was having more and more of an effect on Frodo, B) making him more possessive and paranoid about the ring and C) Gollum tricking him sailed over your head?

      Or as others have pointed out, movies show rather than tell. Books only tell.

    18. Re:Bullshit by khendron · · Score: 1

      Hear hear! When Aragorn went over the cliff, I was thinking WTF! The movie is already so long that parts of the story have beeen omitted. Why the hell is he adding new stuff?

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    19. Re:Bullshit by cptgrudge · · Score: 1

      And anyone who writes more Liv Tyler With Elf Ears scenes onto the screen can't be all that bad.

      Amen, brother.

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    20. Re:Bullshit by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You clearly know nothing about storytelling, writing or film.

      Rather a sweeping statement. Have we met?

      They are different mediums and require changes in order to work effectively as stories.

      Sure they do. Just like how the Mona Lisa needs a few extra brushstrokes so it looks good in a magazine. Or Notre Dame cathedral needs to have a few digital gargoyles added if you're going to film it.

      You really need to take a few film classes

      No, I don't. Films are made to be watched. Mostly by people who don't take film classes. And if you're claiming to make a movie based on a book - you should stick to that book. Want a different story? Write one. But don't stick some other author's name on it.

      Obsessing over details makes you blind to overarching themes and structure of a story, which are what's really important.

      Well, you're looking at one simple thing I pointed out and inferring a whole awful lot. Of the things that are the most screwed up in those movies, I'd say it's the themes that are the most incorrect.

      As an example, let's study the relationship between Frodo and Sam, since that's what I started this topic out on. The relationship is between a master and a servant. Frodo is intelligent, educated, and a man of means. Sam digs in the dirt. There is a love between them, but it's more akin to the affection someone has for a hound. For instance, in the book when Frodo accepts Gollum along for the ride Sam tells himself that Frodo is big hearted and tends to make mistakes along those lines, but he knows best because he's the master - so Sam does what he says. He's a lesser being, and he knows so.

      But - this doesn't carry over to an American audience. We're all equals here. At least we're fond of saying so.

      So, the theme is changed. Sam and Frodo exist in conflict throughout a good bit of the film. In the books, Sam would start off his ideas with "beggin your pardon" and Frodo would explain things to him like a child, or at least as an inferior. And be genuinely surprised when Sam does something that is "more clever" than Frodo gives him credit for. Like impromptu songs. Or finding the ring for him after he loses it in the tower. He praises Sam the same way you'd praise your dog if he did something especially clever, like the rare occasion when a dog drags a sleeping kid out of a burning building. "Well, aren't you clever? Good boy!"

      But since this whole master-servant relationship doesn't make sense to an American second millenium audience - out she goes! Now Sam and Frodo are equals. They bicker and argue. New Extreem Samwise(tm) raises his voice at Frodo a few times! And Frodo chooses the company of Gollum over him! Over a few fucking pieces of bread?

      I realize that you do have to make changes going from a book to a film - I'm not arguing that. What I'm saying is that doesn't give you a blank check to change anything you like and chalk it up to "well, film is different".

      It's all about intention. I don't believe a lot of the changes in the story are to translate it to film. I think most of the changes are to make the movie more sellable to a modern American audience. Which is why it doesn't get a pass from me.

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    21. Re:Bullshit by Coryoth · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Hear hear! When Aragorn went over the cliff, I was thinking WTF! The movie is already so long that parts of the story have beeen omitted. Why the hell is he adding new stuff?

      That incident was, I suspect, added to provide something for Eowyn to react to - the point being to give clear indication of Eowyn's feelings for Aragorn. She can't say anything to him because anything that explicit just isn't going to work, and there's only so many longing looks you can include to make your point without something to hang it on. By having Aragorn presumed dead we get to see Eowyn's reaction thereto, and we also have her reaction to his return, along with Aragorn's reaction to her. In other words it provides something upon which to actually hang the Eowyn/Aragorn relationship visually. Whether it was the best way to do that is up for debate - it was, however, meaningful and done with reason.
    22. Re:Bullshit by Actual+Reality · · Score: 0

      So I am a little foggy on Sci-Fi (Fiction Reality). Been a while since I read them. I did think Arwen left on the boat. Guess I gotta go get a set and read them again.

    23. Re:Bullshit by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

      Fucking whiney bitches.

      Yeah, the movie is ALWAYS different than the book. Big news flash eh?

      If it were not for the MOVIES I (and many more) would have never considered reading the book or taken an interest in the stories in the first place.

      I for one am grateful to see a movie on European FOLKLORE and MYTHOLOGY.
      It was fun. It was a RELIEF from the usual FILTH that Hollyweird churns out in such great and never ending quantities. I for one would like to see MORE movies like the LOTR movies, The Fountain, Tristan & Isolde,
        Ring of the Nibelungs, etc...

      Bring it on! I want MORE! And all the whiney purist bitches need to get a life and be happy that something like this ever hit the screen in the first place. Be grateful or shut up and go watch some bullshit perverted hollyweird movie in your mama's basement.

    24. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arwen.

    25. Re:Bullshit by Dabido · · Score: 1

      I agree. It's like they always say. In movies, don't tell, show.

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    26. Re:Bullshit by bint · · Score: 1
      Finally, finally, Boromir's death was incredible

      Interesting, my main problem with the films are the incredibly long fighting sequences, with Boromir's death as the worst example - just die allready!

    27. Re:Bullshit by Himring · · Score: 1

      Heh. I know what you mean. I've been that way with other movies. To each his own I suppose.

      I do think Jackson made too many cuts to Frodo's face-of-agony when speared by the cave troll. It seems like 10 cuts of the same repeating grimmace.

      One of my biggest problems with the movies is Saruman. I felt Jackson failed to fully develope that character as presented in the books. The only hint at Saruman's true motives is in the single line, "There is only one Lord of the Ring -- only one who can bend it to his will, and he does not share power...." Saruman was driven by desire for the ring himself, and had no reason to cherish Sauran at all. As a matter of fact, evidence would suggest he favored Gandalf. He simply was willing to manipulate anyone in his path to the ring. In the books, he was attempting to gain it ahead of Sauran for himself. The movies seem to suggest that had he got it, he would have quickly turned it over to Sauran. The movie reveals Saruman as a very simple character, desiring only to be aligned with Sauran for not any good reason. The books reveal Saruman as far more complex.

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  49. Re:Perhaps by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

    No, the book was not a musical. The animated version that was made was a musical, complete with the gayest sounding singer you have ever heard. Peter Jackson's take on LOTR had some nice visuals and some good action scenes - but I don't really think he is the "end all be all" Tolkein expert by any means...

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  50. Just like "Gump & Co." by mutterc · · Score: 1

    Winston Groom, the author of the "Forrest Gump" novel, ran into a similar situation, handled similarly. Since the studio, as is standard, showed that the movie made no profit, Groom has refused to sell the rights to the sequel novel, Gump & Co. He says that he couldn't in good conscience sell the rights to the sequel to a commercial failure.

  51. use WETA? by peter303 · · Score: 1

    If MGM uses the same special effects house WETA, then there could be some continuity. WETA was essentially a child of LOTR, though they do lots of other movies now.

    1. Re:use WETA? by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      Given that Peter Jackson part founded Weta (not WETA by the way - it's not an acronym), it's unlikely that they would go along with it if PJ were not involved.

    2. Re:use WETA? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      They did other good stuff before - like "The Frighteners", which is why they were used for LOTR.

  52. Addicted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should we believe Peter Jackson when he says he has given up Tolkien? After all, Tolkien is hobbit forming.

  53. accounting issues ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not surprising... aren't Hollywood companies the inventors of so-called "creative accounting" ?

  54. Wow by Pictish+Prince · · Score: 1

    I guess lawyers really are the foul mouthpieces of Sauron.

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    1. Re:Wow by Quixotic+Raindrop · · Score: 1

      I'm glad I RTA before this comment ... the accounting issues are New Line's, apparently; there seems to be some discrepancies between what New Line says their income was for Fellowship, and what was actually taken in, and PJ and Fran Walsh wanted the lawsuit -they- filed to resolve those discrepancies to be resolved before committing to the Hobbit and other prequel movie(s). If you read the linked article, it's pretty straighforward, and I'm really kind of stupified about why/how New Line couldn't just do the right thing in the first place. Oh, wait, money is involved; never mind.

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    2. Re:Wow by jbenwell · · Score: 1

      They're the foul mouthpieces of Sorehead, not Sauron. Just ask the good folks at the Harvard Lampoon.

    3. Re:Wow by Pictish+Prince · · Score: 1

      I'm really Arrowroot Son of ArrowShirt, but folks call me Stomper.

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      Only his tendency toward a dazed stupor prevented him from screaming aloud.
    4. Re:Wow by dbIII · · Score: 1
      What kind of accounting sin could they have possibly committed that would cause you to not want this man to give you The Hobbit?

      He asked them to do it honestly. Think of the tax implications alone if they did that. Hollywood paying tax - that's so unamerican!

  55. Re:No kidding... by CreatureComfort · · Score: 2, Funny

    I suppose there is a chance I will get laid tonight too, but at this point that looks unlikely as well...
    But just like PJ and The Hobbit, keep the hope alive buddy, keep the hope alive.

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    "Unheard of means only it's undreamed of yet,
    Impossible means not yet done." ~~ Julia Ecklar
  56. Wow by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

    The level of myopia that some people can present is just staggering. You take a guy who does for you what for years everyone in Hollywood thought was impossible: Make a LOTR movie that is not only successful, but well received by the fans. And those two statements are of course generous; LOTR literally made everyone involved hundreds of millions of dollars, and is now considered one of the greatest achievements in film history. Not only that, the man has given you a cash cow that is already being milked for millions more, and will be continue to be milked for years to come. And you're taking him to task because of accounting issues?

    What kind of accounting sin could they have possibly committed that would cause you to not want this man to give you The Hobbit? I get this probably cost someone a lot of money, but come on, unless it was a straight $50 million embezzlement, let the man work.

  57. Re:Perhaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You're joking, right? Tolkien is the master of wasting pages. The entire fucking flight from the Shire took roughly 150 pages and consisted of hobbits walking, cowering in the bushes because the Nazgul came by, and pissing themselves in fear. 150 pages and there was no plot development, no character development, no action, or anything else of substance!

    Someone needed to take a red pen to that bloated manuscript. Jackson at least did a good job of it. He may have irritated obsessive purists, but he took what was a decent story mired in excessive ink struggling along at a wretched pace, and turned it into a well-paced story accessible even to those who don't have the patience to read page after page of nothing.

  58. My prediction by geobeck · · Score: 2, Interesting

    LOTR will remain popular as a rental with future generations, will remain at the head of Peter Jackson's CV, and will be the movie that inspires many big-screen TV purchses for years to come.

    The Hobbit and The Sillymarilly--Silamarilia--The Three Rocks will go straight to DVD, will not make a name for the director, possibly the same one responsible for such cinematic triumphs as "Rob Schneider Doo-pa Doo-pa Doo", and will be responsible for many Blockbuster membership cancellations because "they just don't make anything worth watching anymore."

    New Line will write off the loss, and make the excuse that the movies were doomed from the start because those "lesser stories" didn't compare to LOTR anyway.

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    1. Re:My prediction by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      And also don't forget the blaming of illegal internet downloads as a factor why sucky movies don't sell these days...

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      "But this one goes to 11!"
  59. Huh? by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

    The difference between The Hobbit and LoTR is that the former is primarily a kid's book.

    WTF? THe Hobbit is kids' book. JRRT's kids, in fact. There's no 'primarily' about it. For a bunch of geeks and nerds, I'm surprised so many of you fail to grok what Tolkien was doing with these books.

    1. The Hobbit is a fairy tale. It grew out of bedtime stories Tolkien told his kids. It's supposed to be easy to digest--you know, for kids!

    2. To the rocket scientist above who complained the LoTR books have too much geographic description, do you also complain when cook books spend too much time describing food? LoTR is a travelogue. The various travels in the plot are just devices on which to hang exposition on the geography, history, cultures of Middle Earth.

    3. The Silmarillion is a text book. Do you think it's insightful or interesting to post about how boring you found your high school history books? I don't. And I don't fancy folks who feel the need to post the same about The Silmarillion. You're not adding anything to the conversation. The only difference between The Silmarillion and your high school history books is, one is completely fiction and the other is just mostly fiction.

    1. Re:Huh? by igb · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ``The various travels in the plot are just devices on which to hang exposition on the geography, history, cultures of Middle Earth.''
      Exactly: and doesn't it wear those expositions heavily? Tolkein was quite right to berate CS Lewis for the incoherence of his backstory, but Tolkein's books are all background and no foreground. There may be great sweeps of invention of languages and a complex history, and as body of work it's impressive. Pointless, but impressive. However, the actual LotR itself has its fans endlessly saying ``ah, but if you read page 2047 of the Silmarillion, you'll understand''. Well firstly, books should stand on their own two feet, and if Tolkein _really_ wanted the readers to have a piece of context, he'd have provided it, rather than leaving it to his son to put out posthumously. It's not as if Tolkein lacked the space to put the detail in, given three volumes and half-a-dozen appendices.

      Meanwhile, the characters themselves are ciphers --- hobbits are dimbos from Zummerset, Elves are a bit mysterious, Orcs are evil personified: go on, name an ambiguous character --- and the plot has McGuffins galore --- whoops, I've killed Galdalf, better bring him back by mysterious means.

      Great fantasy writing: Le Guin.

    2. Re:Huh? by MadUndergrad · · Score: 1

      Le Guin? *gives you skeptical look*

      Having read The Left Hand of Darkness and The Disposessed, I'm going to have to disagree. I mean, they weren't bad, but really nothing to write home about. Her view of human nature is way too sterile. Examples: the Hainish are completely flat. They're altruistic, great. That's what they do. An entire civilization that seems to exist solely to help others out. They're the school guidance counselors of the galaxy. It just seems so unlikely and static.

      Another example (spoiler warning): TLHoD, when the Ekumen's ship arrives the bad governments fall and all the right people come to power and everything is just hunkey-dorey. What happened to all the ambitious people? They just disappear into the woodwork, never to be heard from again? Just seems like an unlikely, deus es machina ending. And in the The Disposessed, again with the deus ex machina. Shevek gets to the embassy and all his problems are over, the people who cared so much about keeping him or killing him just give up and go home? Come on....

      I'll give that she has some interesting ideas/concepts, but I just really don't see anything redeeming in her stuff. If you'd like to suggest anything you think she's written better or would care to challenge my points, please do.

    3. Re:Huh? by igb · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Her Earthsea books stand head and shoulders above the rest of her stuff --- for a start off, they're not mired in leftish Berkeley politics, as a lot of the rest is (including the books you mention: if she's not fighting the 1972 US presidential election, she's fighting the ERA wars).

      The key three texts are Wizard of Earthsea, Tombs of Atuan, and especially The Farthest Shore. The last is in turn head and shoulder above the other two, but I don't know how readable it is in isolation: I have returned to it regularly over the thirty years since I first read it, the other two less so. There are a couple more novels in the same series she wrote later, which are hopeless, and a book of short stories, which is actually rather good.

      Why do I rave?

      • She can write, which a lot of fantasy authors can't, so at a purely literary level they work. She can write compellingly of the context she has created, without it turning into a faux textbook, and she can turn a memorable phrase.
      • She, or her editor, can edit, so rather than being sold by the inch they don't have a scrap of fat on them. They're putatively kids' books --- my early seventies copies are explicitly in a kids' imprint --- from the days before Harry Potter provided the bloat.
      • By having what D&D fans would call ``low entropy'' magic she avoids the obvious question: ``If they're all able to do magic, why not just zap the bad guy?'' which Tolkein struggles with, and fails to answer.

      ian

    4. Re:Huh? by MadUndergrad · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I had heard that Earthsea was good, I didn't realize that she had written them. I shall have to give them a go. Thanks for the helpful reply.

    5. Re:Huh? by Angostura · · Score: 1

      You got me. I - what I was thinking when I wrote that comment is that LoTR is primarily intended for an adult audience, whereas The Hobbit is a kids' book. My attempt to be succinct rendered me inaccurate.

  60. Cash-cow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't it obvious that the studio is not interested in making a good film? (Because it's not in their interest). It's the sequel/prequel cash-cow. Because the LOTR was so successful, everyone will go watch the Hobbit and "prequel", whatever it will be. It would be stupid of the studio to spend any real money on making a good movie, since any money they spend will just take away from the profit - the gross earnings are basically fixed. A previous poster said "As long as the trailer looks better than the trailer for The Hulk, I'll buy a ticket". From the studio's point of view, anything above that is a useless waste of money. I predict the movies will pure crap. Think The Exorcist II-IV, Carrie II, Jaws II-IV, et cetera, et cetera.

  61. Re:Perhaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ARE YOU SERIOUS?? Tom Bombidel (or whatever the hell is name is)... thats all I have to say. Your crying over panning over trees cuz it's too slow, but crying that they missed out on such stuff as Tom??

    Wtf Do you smoke... I want some.

  62. Lots of details by martijnd · · Score: 1

    Interesting letter, especially with names being named, phonecalls being mentioned etc.

    Good (??) way of putting a gun against the head of New Line?

    Proven director, who made 3 sell out episodes in the franchise is unable to make what is likely to become another hit because New Line is too shitty to fess up that they hid serious amounts of sales under the table. Will go down great with investors in the new project looking for a bit of ROI.

    On the other hand, cheap no-name director, makes lousy low budget Hobbit movie, which will still more than break even as fans will queue up anyway. Profits might even be better that way.

    Peter Jackson is a little bit expensive... (he could have made the King Kong movie for a LOT less by cutting the cheap Jurrasic Park rubbish, and done me a favor by changing the ending to keep me interested during that long haul flight during which I was forced to watch it)

    Ok, mod this as flamebait... its getting late.

    1. Re:Lots of details by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      because New Line is too shitty to fess up that they hid serious amounts of sales under the table.

            No no no, those hidden sales are actually losses due to piracy!!!

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      Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
  63. Re:Perhaps by geoffspear · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He could have at least cut out a hour of discussion over the 3 movies about reforging a sword that Aragorn had at the start of the first book. And don't even get me started about the Paths of the Dead.

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    Don't blame me; I'm never given mod points.
  64. Interesting indeed. by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is also an interesting commentary on our society today. At the time, nobody saw this as homo-eroticism, guys were allowed to be friends and be close without being considered gay.

    Interesting indeed.

    In the "bad" old days, the taboo against male-male sexual relations made a safe space for male-male close friendship.

    It was precisely because it was unthinkable that there be a sexual dimension to it that it was OK to show affection to a male friend.

    So it's actually the newfangled "enlightened" attitudes that have led to "homophobia", by introducing so much ambiguity.

    1. Re:Interesting indeed. by glwtta · · Score: 1

      So it's actually the newfangled "enlightened" attitudes that have led to "homophobia", by introducing so much ambiguity.

      That has got to be the single stupidest thing I've read today.

      Congratulations, you've made me want to go do work instead of reading Slashdot.

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      sic transit gloria mundi
    2. Re:Interesting indeed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That has got to be the single stupidest thing I've read today.

      When you start getting flak, it means you are over the target.

      The Left has a lot to answer for when it comes to reversing the decline of many of the old prejudices, most notably racism. That homophobia should follow the same pattern is to be expected.

    3. Re:Interesting indeed. by Bo'Bob'O · · Score: 1

      God damn, you're brilliant! We should have saved ourselves from racial tensions all these years and just kept the black people enslaved.

  65. New Line email by Tennynche · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think this is the email address for the noob that made the call at New Line Mark.Ordesky@newline.com

  66. Re:King Kong was rubbish - could Jackson do it wel by Lorkki · · Score: 1
    Lord of the Rings was great. But Return of the King was a little too long. If they'd cut out some of the ending, they could have put more content in elsewhere [Tom Bomadil at the start, Sacking of Hobbiton by Saruman at end].

    I'm not sure either of those elements would fit in very well. The sacking of Hobbiton kind of works as a smaller "unwinding story" at the end of the book, but it would probably feel even more like dragging on the ending if they put it in the movie. It's also too much of a cliché already for heroes to return from a successful quest to a wrecked home village (though perhaps that could have left room for a sequel).

    As for Bombadil, the first book makes it quite clear that Tolkien really liked Hobbiton and its surroundings. If the movie dragged the beginning as far as the book does, some of the audience might've fallen asleep by the time the hobbits finally reached Rivendell. Bombadil is a part of the background lore, but essentially just a distraction concerning the main storyline.

    The Hobbit ought to be a much more straightforward adaptation - the story flows on quite nicely without too many sidetracks and there's less facets to cover. It's the other prequel that worries me more, although Silmarillion does have some very nice material.

  67. But he had to tell us the reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with that scene and with the one that took them to Osgilliath. Once explained why they did it, you could understand. However, that shows that the change wasn't done to make things clearer but to portray the story in a different way.

    That isn't a bad thing, but it isn't being true to the story.

    1. Re:But he had to tell us the reason by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I follow you. The story has Frodo being overcome by the power of the ring - indeed at the end he refuses to cast it into Mount Doom. Equally the story requires that the ring demonstrably corrupt even the most noble of bearers - or else there would be no reason to destroy it rather than wield it against Sauron. So the question is, how do you demonstrate the rings ability to corrupt? Certainly Boromir provides a beginning to that, but you need to demonstrate even noble people with the best of intentions can be corrupted. In a book you can do that easily by simply stating that such is happening which you simply can't do on film. The film will not work unless you make that corruption clear however. Hence in the film the corruption of noble individuals who we respect must be made explicit. Jackson chose to do this by having Faramir initially overcome but eventually struggling and making the right choice, and by having Frodo sufficently corrupted that he betrays Sam - this makes the rings ability to corrupt almost anyone quite clear. Whether this was the right way to make the rings true power clear is a subjective point that is open to debate. Whether the changes were there to make such a point clear is rather more apparent however - it was to make things clearer rather than just for the sake of changing the story.

      As to whether it is being true to the story - that's a matter of which level you wish to be true to the story. At a high level it is working to preserve a key aspect of the story: that the ring will corrupt anyone - no one can resist it forever, and is thus truly evil and must be destroyed. The changes were an effort to be true to this more important and deeper aspect of ther story, at the expense of not being true to some details of the story. You can debate the means of execution (I suggest you provide an example of a different way in which the rings power could be demonstrated on screen to an audience that potentially has no knowledge of the books), but I think it is rather presumptuous to debate the intent; the intent seems pretty clear: to preserve deeper aspects of the story on screen at the expense of more shallow details. Yes it is a trade off, but it is a matter of "being true to the story" as best they could.

  68. Re:Perhaps by lpcustom · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well considering that the books were written at a time before everyone could go to the theater to see a movie, I think it's good that Tolkien described everything the way he did. Books aren't written like movies. All good authors took care in describing everything in great detail. They couldn't cheat by using a big screen. They had to use words. I know it's unbelievable. Try to imagine it. BTW, the books pwnd the movies, and I liked the movies. Also, wtf is the other prequel? The Hobbit is the prequel? Dear God they aren't going to try to make a movie out of the Silmarillion are they? I don't think I'd let Jackson around that one either. That would take some serious hacking to make into a friggin movie.

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  69. Re:King Kong was rubbish - could Jackson do it wel by Flamerule · · Score: 1
    Lord of the Rings was great. But Return of the King was a little too long. If they'd cut out some of the ending, they could have put more content in elsewhere [Tom Bomadil at the start, Sacking of Hobbiton by Saruman at end].
    So you're saying if they'd cut out some of the ending, they could have put in more of the ending?

    And if they'd cut out some of the ending of RotK, they could have put in more content at the beginning of Fellowship of the Ring, a completely different movie released 2 years earlier?

    Yeah, that makes perfect sense.
  70. how is this by Bassman59 · · Score: 0, Troll

    somehow slashdot material?

    1. Re:how is this by RPoet · · Score: 1

      Slashdot is news for nerds. Nerds generally like LOTR.

      --
      "Oppression and harassment is a small price to pay to live in the land of the free." -- Montgomery Burns.
    2. Re:how is this by captainjaroslav · · Score: 1

      Are you new here? What part of "news for nerds" don't you understand?

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      I'm just sayin'.
    3. Re:how is this by serbanp · · Score: 1

      The book, that is.

      Don't confuse it with the sucky movie trilogy (directed by PJ) just because it shares some character names and parts of the plot.

    4. Re:how is this by dbIII · · Score: 1
      somehow slashdot material?

      Yes - it's braindead and feeble to expect the heavenly creatures here to be interested in the frighteners being put on and stopping the return of the king due to some forgotten silver. Bad taste really.

  71. Do you listen to yourself? by Howzer · · Score: 1

    You said: "I have yet to see anyone say that they wanted or expected a film religious to the original writings."

    When one paragraph earlier, you had said: "He could have used the same time and resources and made the Ents come out just as Tolkien had written them."

    What you're saying, is that you wanted and/or expected a film religious to the original writings.

    I know that not many people listen to you. You're a Tolkien bore, and you have to expect that. But I'm a little amazed that not even YOU listen to you... poor you.

    1. Re:Do you listen to yourself? by east+coast · · Score: 1

      What you're saying, is that you wanted and/or expected a film religious to the original writings.

      Nice way to pull my thoughts out of context. What I really said was:

      PJ went out of his way when he did stuff like making the Ents look like a bunch of hillbillies. He could have used the same time and resources and made the Ents come out just as Tolkien had written them. Instead it seems like PJ put a comic element into his films ala Jar Jar Binks.

      This means that the original Tolkien writings had Ents being one hell of a lot wiser and more intelligent than the PJ version of LOTRs. In PJs version they were a merely wooden buffoons to give 6 year olds something to chuckle about. You'd swear that someone at Disney/Pixar was in on the action.

      So the next time you want to slight me at least read what I write instead of finding one sentence and basing everything I said on a single out-of-context statement.

      --
      Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
    2. Re:Do you listen to yourself? by Howzer · · Score: 1

      Again, you're saying exactly what you say you're not saying.

      I quote your "clarification": He could have used the same time and resources and made the Ents come out just as Tolkien had written them.

      And who are you to say what, exactly, is represented by "just as Tolkien had written them"? What other long-dead authors do you channel? I'm a little intrugued, and if you do Kipling I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

      To use the example that you picked yourself we can briefly discuss the Ents. Wise, you say? They ignored the evil plans being made in their midst that would lead to their destruction for how long, and were alerted to it by who again? Otherworldy I would have bought. But wise?

      So, again, what your point boils down to is exactly the sort of whine that characterises people with your obsession: Peter Jackson didn't make THE MOVIE THAT WAS IN MY HEAD!

      And you're right, you're right, you're right. He didn't. Thank god. Because that would have been a terribly confused mess that made exactly $20 at the cinema when you went to see it twice, shaking your head at the millions of people missing out on all the fun. Yep, everyone's crazy except me and you, and I have my doubts about you.

      Here's a scarier take-home truth for you, my friend: Tolkien didn't write the book that's in your head, either.

    3. Re:Do you listen to yourself? by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Again, you're taking a single sentence out of context. I'm glad that makes you feel good. Have a blast misrepresenting other people.

      --
      Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
    4. Re:Do you listen to yourself? by Howzer · · Score: 1

      If I'm misrepresenting you, then _say clearly what you mean_.

      Frankly, I don't think you can, as you've already had three shots at it, and your "points" are the same tired arguing-the-general-from-the-specific that fanbois everywhere delight in, and that we've all seen replicated everywhere on the Intarweb.

      But please, I beg you, have another shot. I could be wrong. However unlikely, your radical ideas may not have already occurred to someone else. You may actually have something original to say.

      And, god bless me, I am actually interested to know if there's anything at all behind your startling originality besides "I didn't like it".

    5. Re:Do you listen to yourself? by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Frankly, I don't think you can, as you've already had three shots at it, and your "points" are the same tired arguing-the-general-from-the-specific that fanbois everywhere delight in, and that we've all seen replicated everywhere on the Intarweb.

      Whatever. You can't answer the rebuttal so you keep going back to your original "point" which I have clarified time and time again. Move along. My post was one hell of a lot more insightful than what you claim is "i didn't like it". If my reasons for not liking it were not valid reasons to you, by all means, feel free to pat yourself on the back again and feel yourself a big man for failing to read my posts properly and drawing out what shouldn't have even been a debate because you can't keep a statement in context.

      --
      Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
    6. Re:Do you listen to yourself? by Howzer · · Score: 1

      Thought so.

      Your "original point", by the way, although I'm sure you've forgotten it, was "I have yet to find a single Tolkien fan who said he did an excellent job at capturing Tolkien's over all vision."

      That's as "insightful" as you got. Read your own parent posts. Like my g/p title says, "Do you listen to yourself?"

      And to your "insightful" point one can only respond "you should get out more". I personally know dozens of Tolkien fans who think exactly that. I am a Tolkien fan. I think PJ did as good a job as it is possible to do with that material.

      Then, when your insightfulness was called for the nonsense it was, you qualified with "what I'm saying is that no-one wanted him to be religious".

      Then, when that was called, by me and others, you qualified again, not with a new point, but with "I've been misrepresented!" ROFLOL!

      You're right, too. I misrepresented you to the world as someone who was actually saying something, and worthy of response.

      Mea culpa.

    7. Re:Do you listen to yourself? by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Ha! You're pathetic. You had to take a single sentence out of context to make you feel good about yourself? Go ahead. It's unbelievable to me that you STILL can not answer to the FACT that you took it out of context. Get over yourself.

      What's worse is that you had to blow it all out of proportions. Do you realize how much of an ass you have made of yourself? LOL!

      You think nothing. You got your panties in a bunch because you could twist my words by taking them out of context. Now you act like you've been dogging me all along? Please. Your "original point" wasn't a point at all since it was taken out of context. You still can't answer to that.

      Thanks for all the laughs.

      --
      Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
    8. Re:Do you listen to yourself? by Howzer · · Score: 1

      Quoting you: "The main complaints I find about ROTK is not that people wanted more added, they wanted something either taken out or revised."

      This is idiotic. "People" complaining that "they" want something "taken out" or "revised" is the very definition of fanboi lunacy. If you want something "taken out" then, oh, I don't know, rip the movie to your computer and edit away. You are, of course, free to say you didn't find the acting convincing. Or thought the script was poorly written. Or thought the movie poorly shot. But saying "It wasn't the movie that _I_ would have made" as an excuse for criticism is just, well, sad. Sad and pathetically obvious. Of _course_ it's not the film you would have made -- you didn't make it!

      Quoting you: "IMHO, PJ went out of his way when he did stuff like...[stuff you didn't like]"

      "Went out of his way"? What's that mean? You're picturing, I take it, PJ in a room somewhere laughing crazily, saying "Suck it up JRR!" as he rewrites LoTR as a detective novel set in 1670s Moscow? Joking aside, it's funny you should pick the Ents, because they were pretty much exactly as I had pictured them from the novel. Remember, Tolkien didn't write the novel that's in either of our heads. How many of the things you would "revise" if it were up to you are actually just your personal interaction with the novel?

      Quoting you: "I agree with you on good old Tom...."

      And so does everyone else. Hardly, quoting you about your own writing, "insightful" stuff there.

      Quoting you: "I do know where you're coming from in part with your argument but I think you think that the Tolkien fans who are complaining about the films wanted an exact copy of the book. We're not that stupid."

      Really? When the points you use to illustrate are, in fact, you wanting the films to be closer to the book in your head? Hence my original post about the irony of your comments when taken IN CONTEXT. Taken out of context and there is no irony about what you originally said, it's just uninspired pseudo-criticism. Your bleating about being misconstrued is just illogical. Only in context are your comments worthy of comment. "Saying "make your own" is silly -- we're not saying it should have been changed -- but anyway here's how I would have changed it" is _exactly_ your thread of reasoning.

      Quoting you: "...for my part I just wish Jackson had not gone out of the way to take Tolkiens work and rework it for no obvious reason."

      But he didn't. This is the central failing of every point you make. Every single change he made had very good reasons. He's talked, in fact, in some detail about all of the "changes". That people who had never read the book were able to enjoy the film is a testament to the extremely obvious overarching "super reason" behind it all.

      Quoting you: "You had to take a single sentence out of context to make you feel good about yourself?"

      Ah, no. But watching you try and wriggle out from under your own badly made argument has been pretty fun, I must admit.

      Quoting you: "Do you realize how much of an ass you have made of yourself?"

      Hehehe! Nice one! Play the man! Right back atcha, big guy! Do you _seriously_ believe that anyone but us is reading this?! Issues, dude, issues.

      Quoting you: "Thanks for all the laughs."

      No, thank _you_.

    9. Re:Do you listen to yourself? by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Yeah, keep making an ass out of yourself. I have more people agreeing with me on these points than you.

      --
      Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
    10. Re:Do you listen to yourself? by Howzer · · Score: 1

      Quoting you: "I have more people agreeing with me on these points than you."

      ROFLOL!

      What you're saying there, sonny, is the intellectual equivalent of "My dad could beat your dad up!"

      I wait in breathless anticipation for your next installment of wit and wisdom...

  72. Bummer, ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my 5-year-old niece will be disappointed.

  73. How about Beren and Luthien? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Silmarillion is way too dense for even a trilogy of films, but maybe some of the stories in it could be done. I think that the story of Beren and Luthien itself could make a good film.

  74. Prequel the Movie by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

    The Hobbit *movie* will be filmed after LotR, so it will be kind of a prequel even if the book isn't.

  75. Re:Perhaps you're a simpleton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well paced story...accessible to those who don't have the patience to read...

    Hey cool. You're not that bright and lacking in the concentration department. What most people would say is that perhaps Tolkien simply isn't for you.

    And you want someone to take a red pen to his writings! Why not have a go yourself? Either that or take another mighty bong hit and get back to your playstation adventures.

    If you liked the lotr movies then fair enough. In my opinion that means you're a thickie and have no taste at all. Fair enough, as i say.

    But to pass opinion on the books simply serves to justify the attitude that most efforts to popularize literature are worse than a waste of time.

  76. better Lucas than Michael Bay by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

    why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies...

  77. Re:King Kong was rubbish - could Jackson do it wel by k31bang · · Score: 1
    And King Kong was unwatchably, laughably bad.
    Is a Director judged on their latter movies? Because if they are, I wouldn't want Jackson to do The Hobbit.


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  78. Re:King Kong was rubbish - could Jackson do it wel by dotoole · · Score: 1

    Oddly enough the problem was that it wasn't long enough. You should try sitting through the extended edition of ROTK sometime. The additional scenes make it flow much better. It's longer - but it feels a lot shorter.

  79. PJ and the LotR by Sephiroth9611 · · Score: 0, Troll

    I could really care less. I have never liked PJ as a filmmaker or as a person. He is George Lucas on steroids. The last movie that supposedly was worth a Best Picture Oscar was nothing more than just a lot of quick cuts between massive CGI battle/crowd scenes.

  80. They did LoTR right. by MikeFM · · Score: 1

    It was just amazing that they could do all three LoTR movies so that even a big fan of the books, like myself, could be pretty happy with the movies. (My only real complaint being that there were no hobbit wars in the movie.) If they do the Hobbit or other middle earth movies and mess them up it'll just be such a loss for fans and nobody involved will make as much money as they will if they do it right. Somehow I doubt anybody involved is going broke after making the LoTR movies so why not say the hell with accounting practices and just make some more movies?

    I don't want to see LoTR follow the path of Harry Potter where the first two movies were perfect adaptions of the books and the rest of the movies are pale knockoffs or even like Star Wars where the prequels feel like they don't quite work.

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  81. Re:Perhaps by Hassman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, isn't that exactly the opposite of what a book is suppose to do?

    I agree, for important characters, scenes and actions, the more details in books the better. But isn't the basic idea of a book to let the READER'S imagination decide what the character looks like? Or how a sword fight unfolds, or what a valley looks like? In those situations, I'd much rather have a general description from the author and let my mind fill in the gaps.

    Unless it is intricate to the story, don't waste 10 pages on something that should only take 2 to say. You don't need to write 3 pages of a song that is boring and has nothing to do with the story. I get it, the Hobbits like to sing with that Bombadil (sp?) guy! Once short song is enough.

    I'll get jumped on by a bunch of people, but IMHO the wheel of time series is far superior to Tolken's for this exact reason... ignoring a couple of the latest books where Rand walked across a room, Elayne took a batch, and Nynaeve was surly as usual.

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  82. Look on the bright side.. by phrackwulf · · Score: 1

    With New Line in charge, Tolkien's masterpiece will finally get the car chase sequence it's needed for years. I mean "horses", nobody rides "horses" anymore. Come on, let's punch it up and give the hairy, sweaty, fanboys the film they deserve rather than the one they want.

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  83. Please God.... by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

    If PJ is going to do another LOTR movies - let it be this one

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  84. Re:Perhaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope it follows the book better too, I mean, I love the movies, and have been to some of the place where they were filmed etc but things like leaving out my favourite chapter, 'Scouring of the Shire' was just horrible. They even had the set made, and footage shot, you can see it in his vision sequence in FOTR but it was never in ROTK!!! That and Sauron wasnt evil enough, came off as just a big old eye that looked around and evolved in the last movie, pretty much a standard Darth Vader evil character. I also think Gollum came off as a pussy, I really hope he kicks an ass or two in his scenes in the Hobbit, trying to get the ring back. The ridddles will be awesome!

  85. Re:emit large chunks by Anomalyst · · Score: 2, Funny
    I just can't get over the mental image of Peter Jackson emitting large chunks of books. My day is ruined.
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  86. Re:Perhaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll jump, but with good reason. (Disclaimer, I like the WOT series)

    How many ways are there to talk about a "cold" or "icy" Aes Sedai stare that chills men to the bone? I think that Johnson long ago used over 400 pages talking about Aes Sedai stares and hair-tugging.

    It just gets a bit tiresome.

  87. It could be worse... by Randwulf · · Score: 1

    How about A Very Brady Hobbit. Instead of dwarves, the Brady Bunch shows up at cousin Oliver's. Alice as Gandalf. Sam the butcher as Beorn.

  88. Typical Hollywood Accounting Strikes Again by trygstad · · Score: 1

    Hollywood accounting is a unique form of the art where actual Generally Accepted Accounting Practices are thrown to four winds and the profits of a movie are consumed by undocumented and unsupported ''studio charges'' against the film. Calling for an audit--even if that right is in the contract, as it is in the case of Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh--calls for sunlight to be thrown on the dark underside of the Hollywood system, and as long as the studios have lawyers who are breathing they will resist this with every ounce of their being. The real-life orcs under the mountain are the green-eyeshade Hollywood accountant crowd, who can make movie profits magically disappear. It's a shame, but that's Hollywood. Remember, always, always insist on a percentage of the gross.

  89. Re:Perhaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Agree 100%

    Anybody who LOVED the movie DID NOT read the books. I was rather disgusted with the first movie - didn't bother with last 2.
    It was pure hollywood glitz and glamour. Acting was second rate - the guy who played frodo should have been shot!

  90. Does that mean ... by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

    he is free to do another Firefly sequel?

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  91. Re:King Kong was rubbish - could Jackson do it wel by Agripa · · Score: 1

    The sacking of Hobbiton kind of works as a smaller "unwinding story" at the end of the book, but it would probably feel even more like dragging on the ending if they put it in the movie. It's also too much of a cliché already for heroes to return from a successful quest to a wrecked home village (though perhaps that could have left room for a sequel).

    It is not so much the sacking of Hobbiton but the changes in Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin that were displayed in The Scouring of the Shire. As it is they return, Frodo leaves in pain with the elves, and the rest live happily ever after drinking beer at the Green Dragon with little to show for participating in the war of the ring. In the book, Merry and Pippin return having the stature if not the height, although Treebeard's gift foreshadows their new character, of the warriors of Gondor and Rohan ready to be led into battle by Frodo and Sam who themselves are fierce in the way of hobbits of legend. They all retain only an echo of their timid former selves.

    To be fair, I would never claim to be unbiased. The Scouring of the Shire reminds me of the battle that took place in Athens, Tennessee after World War Two and I have often wondered if despite Tolkien's dislike for allegory he was thinking of some similar event in England after World War One.

  92. "The Ruler of the Bracelet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of waiting for "The Hobbit" which may or may not materialize, I'm far more salivating over Blizzard making "The Ruler of the Bracelet".

    Episode 3, titled "Hey the King's Back!" sounds fantastic!

  93. Re:Perhaps by plantman-the-womb-st · · Score: 2, Funny

    Three words. Elf Bitch Romance.

    Seriously, what the hell was that about, what did it have to do with the ring, and who's ass was it pulled from?

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  94. Surely all the fans could raise the money... by Julz · · Score: 1

    and then get PJ to go it alone instead. I mean there must be at least 10 million people out there with $10 to spare to help make a movie? Then it could be released at reduced cost on the big screen.

    Obviously I have no real clue of the intricacies involved in the processes and licensing but it seems like a good way to fund something.

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  95. Read your own definition by p3d0 · · Score: 1

    The Hobbit is a prequel because it "takes place before that of a preexisting work or a sequel" (the sequel being LOTR).

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  96. How about the other "or"? by p3d0 · · Score: 1

    "a preexisting work or a sequel"

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    1. Re:How about the other "or"? by Danzigism · · Score: 1

      yes.. that makes perfect sense.. a PREEXISTING work or sequel.. therefore, the work needs to exist first, before a prequel can be written about it..

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  97. It's called Silmarillion by bbagnall · · Score: 1

    Tolkein wrote a prequel of sorts called the Silmarillion. It's not very literary, more like a summary of events. The prequel will likely focus on events from that book.

  98. "affect" vs. "effect" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  99. In Nomine by abb3w · · Score: 1

    This explains why the terminology in The Hobbit is different (The orcs are referred to as Goblins, etc) and the other inconsistencies.

    He has characters who have five different names, depending on who's talking about them. Why shouldn't one race being refered to by two names? Come to that, the Goblins wouldn't be the only one; the race that Men call the Elves called themselves the Quendi (not to mention various tribe-like differences within the race).

    Irrelevantly, George R.R. Martin has mentioned how much he envies Tolkien, who routinely gave multiple names to everything; GRRM oft has trouble just coming up with one in his Song of Ice and Fire.

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  100. Why Peter Jackson? by jazman_777 · · Score: 1

    I know that JacksonLOTR fans will hate me, but why should anyone think that Jackson won't make a complete hash of The Hobbit, just as he did with LOTR? Jackson's useful role in LOTR was in getting the monster to be done at all. There's no issue like that now.

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    1. Re:Why Peter Jackson? by rtrifts · · Score: 1

      Actually - we are hoping that he makes "a hash" out of it in exactly the same manner as before.

      I somehow doubt that New Line is this stupid. This is just sabre rattling. If they think they can pull off The Hobbit without Jackson and WETA - they are dreaming.

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  101. No PJ, I'm MORE interested by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    PJ set out to create a good MOVIE.

    Unfortunately he did not achieve this. I love the books and the BBC radio adaption as well as the first of the PJ films. TTT was ok but ROTK was frankly boring. PJ went into King Kong mode when it came to the battle of the Pelennor fields - it went on FAR too long and contained ridiculously unphysical stunts. It was boring and I hoenstly NEVER expected to go to a LOTR film and ever be bored.

    What makes this unforgiveble though is that he had to cut out serious parts of the story to accomodate it - no return to the shire and final battle with Saruman - which arguably contained one of the major messages of the trilogy. Compare the BBC radio adaption (which was 13 one hours episode) to PJs films which in total are almost as long and you'll see the difference, especially since narration had to be added to explain the things which you could not see.

    maybe they should do their own movie then.

    Just because I am not a film director does not mean that I cannot spot a bad one. It is a matter of taste. Clearly lots of people really liked the films (even I liked the first one) but that it no way makes my opinion that the last one was awful invalid.

    1. Re:No PJ, I'm MORE interested by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

      "Unfortunately he did not achieve this."

      That's your opinion. And you know what they say about opinions? And opinions are not facts. Besides, the three movies are currently placed in 4th, 14th and 20th place in IMDB's top250 movies of all time. How could that be if they are such a bad movies?

      "it went on FAR too long and contained ridiculously unphysical stunts."

      You are complaining about physics in a movie with ancient talking trees, flaming eyeball and magic?

      "What makes this unforgiveble though is that he had to cut out serious parts of the story to accomodate it - no return to the shire and final battle with Saruman"

      Having those in the movie would have sucked. the climax of the movie was the destruction of the ring. Had they put the scouring in the movie, the audience would be about to leave the theater, when they noticed that it just keep on going. After the climatic battle and the destuction of the ring, we would spend another 20 minutes watching a minor battle between hobbits and gang of thugs? Again: while the scouring works in the book, it would NOT work in a movie. Hell, it would be same if in Return of the Jedi we would have the celebration after the Death Star has been destroyed, but as Luke is heading to bed, he's ambushed by the last surviving stormtrooper and they would then have 10-minute fistfight between the two. THEN the movie would end. The scouring would completely ruin the pacing of the movie.

      "Just because I am not a film director does not mean that I cannot spot a bad one."

      Let's just say that most critics and moviegoers disagree with you on this matter.

      "It is a matter of taste."

      I'm sorry, but it's impossible to make a movie that EVERYONE would like. Most people do like the LOTR-trilogy, but of course there are exceptions.

      "that it no way makes my opinion that the last one was awful invalid."

      It's your personal opinion and you are entitled to it. And your personal opinion does not mean that those people who liked the last movie are wrong.

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    2. Re:No PJ, I'm MORE interested by igb · · Score: 1
      Besides, the three movies are currently placed in 4th, 14th and 20th place in IMDB's top250 movies of all time. How could that be if they are such a bad movies?
      Don't you start thinking ``Hmm, perhaps this list might not strengthen my argument'' when, slipped in between `Apocalypse Now' and `Paths of Glory' you find Jim Carey? Admittedly, Eternal Sunshine is good, as Jim Carey vehicles go, but that's hardly a recommendatrion. The relentless whimsy (gentle reader frowed up) of Amelie the only thing keeping `Sunset Boulevard' from `It's a Wonderful Life'? `The Matrix' above `Taxi Driver'?

      ian

    3. Re:No PJ, I'm MORE interested by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

      So there are some movies that you don't like on that list, and it somehow proves that it's meaningless, since your movie-taste is the absolute authority the world has? Gotcha.

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    4. Re:No PJ, I'm MORE interested by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      Besides, the three movies are currently placed in 4th, 14th and 20th place in IMDB's top250 movies of all time. How could that be if they are such a bad movies?

      Hmmm...an interesting argument. So essentially you are saying that because lots of other people think it was a good movie it must therefore be a good movie? Not a big supporter of independant thought are you? However let me take you up on this one. I would argue that pretty much whoever produced Lord of the Rings, with the budget Jackson had, it would be a blockbuster. This is because the story is fantastic and so, despite Jackson's butchery of it, it is still very appealing to audiences.

      You are complaining about physics in a movie with ancient talking trees, flaming eyeball and magic?

      Yes - the physics as exists in Middle Earth. Though perhaps "unbelievable" or "out of place" stunts would have been a better explanation....but my biggest complaint was that they kept on doing the same type of thing ad nauseum. Since Peter Jackson does this in pretty much all his films this leads me to believe that he is a bad director. To back this up look at the flop that King Kong was (this also backs up my first point about Tolkien being the main attraction of the films).

      Having those in the movie would have sucked. the climax of the movie was the destruction of the ring. Had they put the scouring in the movie, the audience would be about to leave the theater

      Well actually it wouldn't because all the people like you who don't stay 10 seconds after the climax wouldn't be aware that there was a final section to the film would they? Maybe it would have been interesting to try something outside the standard Hollywood mold for a change? Who knows perhaps the audience would like something a little different? ...but that's ok you go on making the typical same old dross that comes out of Hollywood these days...it's great for the film industry in the rest of the world.

  102. It doesn't say "preexisting work or sequel" by p3d0 · · Score: 1

    It says "a preexisting work or a sequel". If you want to claim that "preexisting" also applies to "sequel" then you'd have to argue that dictionary.com made a grammatical error by including the second "a".

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    1. Re:It doesn't say "preexisting work or sequel" by Danzigism · · Score: 1

      here's a simple request then. find me any literary work where the author says it is a prequel and it was written before the predecessing book it refers to. its impossible because it simply doesn't exist. read the damn wiki page you'll understand it perfectly fine instead of making a complete ass out of yourself. look at the examples of prequels they list. not one thing was made BEFORE the originals. for example.. Zeldas Link to the past was a prequel for the original Zelda game.. most certainly a gba game was not written before the 8bit nes version. its plain and simple as long as you just read it and stop being a fucking flamebait

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  103. Oooh, now there's a NASTY idea. by abb3w · · Score: 1

    Who gets to play the role of Dildo?

    Oooh! If the case with New Line turns really nasty, perhaps the Harvard Lampoon will dredge up the Bored of the Rings parody, and hire Jackson to turn that gobbler about Dildo and Frito Bugger into a movie. And if New Line screws over everybody as badly as they did Jackson, perhaps the rest of the cast will reunite to help.

    And, after all, parody is well established as constitutionally protected here in the US. International distribution may be a bit of a challenge, but that's what lawyers are for....
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  104. Re:Perhaps by Hassman · · Score: 1

    Yea, that is a good point. Those women sniff so much, you'd think they were perpetually sick.

    Ahh well, I hope that guy doesn't die. Stupid cancer.

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  105. I'm guessing by Malakusen · · Score: 1

    ...that I'm the only person anywhere ever who preferred Ralph Bakshi's version of Lord of the Rings (the first book and a half of the trilogy anyway) to the Peter Jackson version.

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    1. Re:I'm guessing by cranos · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      Ralph did good work with Wizards but his version of LoTR in all its rotoscoped glory was horrendous.

    2. Re:I'm guessing by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I loved the Nazgul in that - the rest was fairly forgetable. Ralph Bakshi had the ability to get some very good and talented people working in his movies but didn't have the ability to pay what was promised - his career is full of almost masterpeices with large portions thrown together on the cheap after most people have gone. In Wizards he didn't even credit most of the artists and used a pile of stills to put the rest of the movie together after the animators had gone - resulting in a movie many think of as crap but I like parts of.

  106. Time bandits strike back by frub · · Score: 1

    "Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh will not be involved in the making of either The Hobbit or the planned Lord of the Rings prequel."

    Probably means the movie will be one hour less than it should be then ;)

  107. The Father Christmas Letters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tolkien already wrote that.

  108. Jackson's not that great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He didn't 'get' the story at all, he inverted the meanings of some elements of it, and he simply cannot do suspense - which Tolkien was master at - at all, and could only do blood and gore instead.

  109. Bombadil SUCKS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > If they'd cut out some of the ending, they could have put more content in elsewhere [Tom Bomadil at the start, Sacking of Hobbiton by Saruman at end]

    Ghaaa! No! NO BOMBADIL! He's the JarJar of LoTR. The movie did WELL not to include him because his part in the story had almost no relevance whatsoever to the rest of the story, he was merely an excuse to include lots of poetry.

    The sacking of Hobbiton would've been just fine, however, but they really did have to cut some time, and the parts that didn't affect much of the story were good places to do that.

  110. Re:use WETA? Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Basically Jackson and Walsh butchered LotR, but WETA got the props, culture, etc., right. They did an excellent job.

  111. NO PJ? Great. That frees him up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...for other things.

    Like RA Salvatore's Icewind Dale Trilogy and Dark Elf Trilogies for one.
    I'd love to see Peter Jackson and WETA etc. get their hands on these books!

    cheers,
    m@t

  112. Silmarillion Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kill me now. Please.

  113. Re:Perhaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first several books were great, but then it seems like he's deliberately saying nothing over 600 pages so that he can continue on and get paid for yet another book. When I read the Wheel of Time it claimed it was going to be a 9 book series, they are now on 11 with no end in sight. The series had a huge potential, but his "I'm getting paid by the word, so I'm going to use a million of them, and never finish the story" attitude had pretty much killed it for me.

  114. ...or more likely, The Akallabeth? by kapowaz · · Score: 1

    The Silmarillion is a huge, sprawling history of Middle Earth spanning from creation myth right up until the end of the Third Age (so effectively LOTR is just the final blink of the eye). From reading the article, it seems Peter Jackson was under the impression they'd be making two prequel films (of which one would be The Hobbit) back-to-back, but this wouldn't make sense unless they covered adjacent chronologies. I'd fear studio-led creation here, were it not for the existence of a very well-thought-out treatment for a film based on The Akallabeth; the most relevant portion of The Silmarillion for those who were interested in the mythology behind The Lord of the Rings.

  115. Spelling nazi...? by kapowaz · · Score: 1
    Sorry, I don't mean to be a spelling nazi, but I just can't get over the mental image of Peter Jackson emitting large chunks of books.

    You didn't mean omitting, did you?

  116. Silmarillion movie prospects... by meringuoid · · Score: 1
    Attempting to film the entirety of the Silmarillion would be impossible. But there are some stories that might be worth doing: the tale of Turin Turambar, for instance.

    I always felt that the Akallabeth might work well, perhaps as a TV miniseries: begin with the Elves under Gil-galad on the run from Sauron's armies, and then cut to the fleet of Numenor arriving in Middle-earth, and the capture and imprisonment of Sauron. Then the decline of their civilisation accelerates, Sauron rises to high power like a malignant Joseph in Egypt, the Elendili become marginalised and persecuted. At midpoint the assault on the West and the Downfall. Then the refugees establish the Kingdoms in Exile. We might see the construction of the Argonath, of Minas Anor, of Isengard... and then close on the return of Sauron to power and the formation of the Last Alliance, which brings us to where the movie trilogy began.

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  117. Re:Tolkien never deserved a movie in the first pla by AgentSmith · · Score: 1

    Trollin' Trollin' Trollin'
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    Anon Coward says
    And no this isnt trolling. I am not doing this for the sole purpose of pissing people off. I am saying this because its my opinion. Tolkien is boring. He was a linguist not an author. It was an experiment. Get over it.

    Congrats. You are a successful troll and I have taken the bait. You have pissed me off.
    Tolkien was also a reader and researcher of epic poems and tales. The Lord of the Rings was meant to have a little of that in it. Just because you are a wanking Phillistine doesn't mean the rest of us don't have any taste or respect for the classics.

    I plan on boycotting any Hobbit film without Wingnut films being involved. Lest we go back to well meaning, but skanky adaptations http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077869/.

  118. wonderful! by whitroth · · Score: 1

    So, maybe we can hope that the movie actually FOLLOWS THE BOOK!

    "Auteurs" should not make movies of books.

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  119. No... by whitearrow · · Score: 1

    That's not what they're considering. The rights to the Silmarillion are still controlled by Christopher Tolkien, and he's not giving them up. The prequel they're contemplating would be the time between The Hobbit and FotR... which is potentially a huge amount of ground to cover, depending on where they decide to focus -- you have Aragorn growing up, Aragorn and Arwen, Aragorn's travels (which could cover Gondor, Rohan, etc.), the deepening shadow in Mirkwood, Gollum, maybe showing the situation at Dol Guldur instead of telling it. Theoretically it could incorporate quite a few of the main characters from LotR. (There would be no way to cover the Silmarillion in one movie, anyway, even if the will were there.)

  120. Wiki pages are not authoratative by p3d0 · · Score: 1

    I'd rather rely on the dictionary definition you supplied.

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