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  1. Re:No. 14 on 13 Things That Do Not Make Sense · · Score: 1

    if your woman has a clitoris big enough to beat you with... You have MUCH bigger (no pun) issues, my friend... MUCH bigger...

  2. Re:2pac on 13 Things That Do Not Make Sense · · Score: 1

    "More people saw tupac get shot then the last episode of Sinfeld."

  3. Re:Prostitution on 13 Things That Do Not Make Sense · · Score: 1

    Lobsters and crabs. These do not make me hungry. Anything that is walking towards me sideways.. With Big pinchers.. Doesn't make me hungry. In fact, my instinct is STEP ON THAT FUCK!.. Look at the big bug! Step on the big bug!... Before he gets to the children...

  4. Re:Life on Earth. What are the odds? on 13 Things That Do Not Make Sense · · Score: 1
    AHH! WARNING!!! It's the "I don't know, you don't, nobody knows, so God Must Be The Answer" Theory!!!

    DON'T FALL FOR IT!!!!

  5. Re:As a motorcycle owner on World's First Fuel-Cell Motorcycle · · Score: 1

    i'm curious, which diesels did you have? mine was a 90hp A4 beetle, and if it ever had number 1 in its fuel system, it was a $400 fuel pump replacment for it. All things considered, I'd rather I still had it.. Stupid accidents... Excellent engines, average cars, and they're only going to be better on ultra low sulfur fuel.

  6. Re:As a motorcycle owner on World's First Fuel-Cell Motorcycle · · Score: 1

    Aha, now we're getting someplace... Those numbers seem much more like I would expect from something of a bike's power/weight. I suppose if I were to want to start a fight,I could say mine can take 5 people at that mileage, and the bike is only 1 or 2, (I hope).

  7. Re:As a motorcycle owner on World's First Fuel-Cell Motorcycle · · Score: 1

    you're correct; I didn't qualify myself... Those milages are averages from my driving, which is typically half-crazed, late-for-school high speed 2lane and highway mixed driving. In other words, Horridly Unoptimal Driving. I was tring to make the point that even a normal tecnology car, driven (admitedly) poorly, can give the same milage as a much much lighter motercycle, something doesn't add up.. Either the car is more efficient then the bike, or the bike is doing much worse then it could. IANAMilageExpert ;)

  8. Re:As a motorcycle owner on World's First Fuel-Cell Motorcycle · · Score: 1

    My corolla matches that 35 mpg, and a former (diesel) vw could do 40, but I agree with you for most people's cars.

  9. Re:But, what is it good for? on Stonehenge Version 2.0 Completed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ahhhhh, STONE! HENGE! Whaattt is it good for? Absolutly Nothin'! Say it again y'all!!!....

  10. Re:Less than stable on Mac OS X on Mozilla Sunbird's First Official Release · · Score: 1

    Man, you suck... You're still on version one of OS X? Viva la version 10 baby!!!

  11. Re:help? on Nanotech Brings Battery Life Extender for Mobiles · · Score: 1
    Well, if someone said to me, "This doodle on a napkin will make it so one gram of matter can power your home for a thousand years", I'd be showing them to the place with the door, I don't know about you...

    My point is, if the above, as insane as it sounds to the inital thinker, can be true, why not dumbass battery labels too? (hypothetically, I say its total garbage :P )

  12. help? on Nanotech Brings Battery Life Extender for Mobiles · · Score: 1
    Ok, considering the hour, i'm just gonna ask my question...

    can anyone think of something commonplace, that at the time seemed like total utter snake-oil lubed bullshit?

    e = mc2 comes to mind, but not much else... Maybe fake boobs, but those can only be (hopefully 51% commonplace :p

  13. Fouth alterenative on Man Reportedly Jailed for Using Lynx · · Score: 1

    Maybe he DONATED a lynx, you know, the big, spotted cat type. And it ate someone. Childlike. And crippled. With chopsticks. Barbaqued. With Twice Baked Potatos. You know, or something, I don't know...

  14. Re:The only logical solution: on Could TNG Stunt Casting Save 'Enterprise'? · · Score: 1

    but, but, but... where's the frickin' LASER BEAM?!?!?

  15. Re:Some interesting notes on NYT On The Internet And Child Molestation · · Score: 1

    Especially considering he's already got a parole officer on his ass.

    Oh gad, pedophiles, parole officer rapings, someone call me when the gay jewish black chipendales dancers get here! And order me a pizza!

  16. Re:Assuming you really are 14 and this's a genuine on NYT On The Internet And Child Molestation · · Score: 1

    Hell yes. But $DIEITY Bless Them anyway, or we wouldn't be having this argument/discusion, would we? :D

  17. Re:Ya know... on NYT On The Internet And Child Molestation · · Score: 1

    I call bullshit on apples v. oranges policy.

  18. not that i liked the movie or anything... on HaikuOS Registrar Working · · Score: 1

    And then? I mean to say... I speek technogeek rather well, and this just goes over my head... Perhaps it's the hour, but am I missing something potentially impressive here? (preferably explained in english, ;) )

  19. Re:New year new kernel on Stable Linux Kernel 2.6.10 Released · · Score: 1

    *sighs* 2.6.11-rc1.... then 2.6.12.... then.... 2.4 is onto what, 29? 10 != "THEEND" (generic holiday salutaion)

  20. Re:I bet ... on New Bin Laden Tape Surfaces · · Score: 1

    Note to parent: if attempts at humor include Goatse, refrain altogeather. The world and my retinas thank you profoundly. *bows*

  21. Bah, says I... on On-line Genome Browser · · Score: 1

    Where is my On-line Kenome Browser, you nimrodic oaf????

  22. Re:That's funny, John Edwards just said... on House Shoots Down Draft, 402-2 · · Score: 1

    How about the other military standby: Free "exotic" sex!

  23. RE:how many stone tablets in a 250 MB? on Hotmail Cracks Down on Spam · · Score: 1

    1005? Ye Hote Whenches, 1% nude! Need more fire for yon love dragon? DEAR SIRE--(oh wait, nigerians can't talk english yet...) ABAMO MABI GON CHITKI BOM... Need to lose weight? No, of course you don't, you eat gravel, peasent.

  24. Re:In other news. on Security Attacks Increasingly Motivated By Greed · · Score: 1, Funny

    I thought it was sex... But that's economicly driven too, sometimes... Rarely economic, though. :p

  25. Re:Maybe Pop Goes the GMail worries them? on Gmail Cracks Down on Third-Party Notifiers · · Score: 1

    maybe i shouldn't.... http://www.icarusindie.com/