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  1. Re:Wonderful. on Firefox-based Social Browser Flock Launches · · Score: 1

    Hah... nail on the head like a master carpenter. Carpentress. Whatever. I want to post this on my... blog. 'Sokay?

  2. Re:/.ed on Open Source AJAX Webmail · · Score: 1

    Why yes, I'd love to give my e-mail password away!

  3. Re:good programmers on Java Urban Performance Legends · · Score: 1

    // Convert uint to c string. Returns null pointer on failure.
    char* num_to_hex (unsigned int const number, char* buffer, size_t len) {

      // Current digit being converted.
      size_t digit = 0;

      // Clear the buffer.
      for (digit = 0; digit != len; ++digit) {
        buffer[digit] = '\0';
      |

      // Conversion loop.
      while (number) {

        // Make sure we didn't overflow our buffer.
        if (digit == len) {
          return 0;
        }

        // Convert least significant digit to hex.
        buffer[digit] = number % 16;
        if (buffer[digit] < 10) {
          buffer[digit] += '0';
        } else {
          buffer[digit] += 'A' - 10;
        }

        // For arbitrary base this would be a divide, but shift number down
        // for speed since it will always be base 16.
        number >>= 4;

        // Next hex digit.
        ++digit;

      }

      // Reverse the string. Don't do it this way, but two birds with
      // one stone can't be passed up ;)
      --digit;
      for (int i = 0; i < (digit) >> 1; ++i) {
        buffer[i        ] ^= buffer[digit - i];
        buffer[digit - i] ^= buffer[i        ];
        buffer[i        ] ^= buffer[digit - i];
      }

    }

    Only one person could come up with that? Man, if that would even get me a _shot_ at a job around here I'd be surprised. Oh well.

    (Hope I didn't make a mistake)

  4. Re:Is it a neutron star ot not??? on 'Starquake' Cracks Star · · Score: 1

    Ahahaha...

    Check out this image from the article.

    I'll PayPal $10 to anyone who can changes "Solid crust" to "Thin candy shell" and "Heavy liquid interior" to "Yummy mostly-neutrony center".

  5. Re:I know how it feels... on Too Many Passwords · · Score: 2, Funny

    He's talking about cookies, dumbasses.

  6. Re:Betamax v. VHS on Microsoft, Intel back HD DVD over Blu-ray · · Score: 1

    Funny, one of the first porn movies I've ever seen was on Beta. Could have dubbed it from VHS I suppose.

  7. Re:How does 'half' = 1000 times less on Intel Developing Ultra-Low Power Chips · · Score: 1

    Easy, it's a binary fraction with the trailing zeros left on to show the high precision, but they left out the point. Like so:

    .1000(base 2) == .50(base 10) == 1/2

  8. Re:GIMP on Macintosh on A Gimp In Photoshop's Clothing · · Score: 1

    Although I disagree about an antialiased scaled image looking worse than a non-antialiased one, I'm pretty much gonna have to admit I just got owned. Touché.

  9. Re:GIMP on Macintosh on A Gimp In Photoshop's Clothing · · Score: 1

    It's aliasing when you scale a bitmap down. Antialiasing corrects for aliasing. When you scale a bitmap up, it's not aliasing any more, unless you're talking about the issue of scaling an image up by something other than a multiple of the image's size. The problem of scaling a bitmap up and having it be made up of big blocks doesn't really have a name that I know of, and you correct it by just blurring your image, maybe in a smart way.

    All this antialiasing talk reminds me of people calling their desktop background a screensaver.

  10. Re:Wow. Tabs for multiple message windows! on Yahoo To Update Mail Service · · Score: 1

    Ugh. Breaks every time a new version of PHP comes out, buggy even before that, slow, unpleasant interface... Hell, SquirrelMail is better than IMP. I once thought Horde was cool, but there's problems all over the damn thing. The calendar's all screwed up, appointments disappear (not out of the DB, just don't show up), no confirmation to delete notes in the notepad... Horde is crap, stay far away.

  11. Re:In other news on Hayabusa Probe Arrives at Destination · · Score: 0

    Until the probe learns jump, roll, jump, roll, jump, roll, wind walk. The probe still has a problem with ghost fish in the Hurricane Pack though.

  12. Re:New error pages... a screenshot on Mozilla Firefox 1.5 Beta 1 Released · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it was a cheap shot :P

  13. Re:New error pages... a screenshot on Mozilla Firefox 1.5 Beta 1 Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, ah, what exactly would you like the server you can't resolve to tell you?

  14. Sure Thing on Linux Five Years Away From Mainstream · · Score: 2, Funny

    In 5 years, I'll wake up after 2 hours of sleep to my AI assistant handing me my rejuvination pill. I'll hop in my flying car and it'll drive me to work at the fusion plant. There won't be much work to do, because the Open Source software that runs the place does so damn well. That's OK though, we'll just play Duke Nukem Forever all day on our quantum computers and go home and fuck our supermodel wives, because geeks are cool now.

  15. Re:Hoist by your own petard on Researchers Say Human Brain is Still Evolving · · Score: 1

    I know someone who's allergic to latex.

    She has 3 kids at 22.

  16. Re:Start building better mousetraps! on Australian Science Makes the Regenerating Mouse · · Score: 1

    Simpsons did it, Simpsons did it!

  17. Re:Their lives are too stressful to pay attention! on Parents 'ignore game age ratings' · · Score: 2, Funny

    She took them because she wanted you to get laid someday. Thank her some time.

  18. Re:Does this mean civilization will ... on The Social Impact of Gaming · · Score: 1

    "He should have jumped" is using the meaning of have, "To carry on, perform, or execute."

  19. Re:Hell... on Apple Releases Multi-Button "Mighty Mouse" · · Score: 1

    You should wait until you're positive.

  20. Re:Yawn on Microsoft To Begin Checking For Piracy · · Score: 1

    It's mundane detail.

  21. Re:Oooooh on Cell Phones Predict the Future · · Score: 1

    Only 'cause I got there first! HAHAHA!

  22. Re:is this the internet ? on Why I Hate the Apache Web Server · · Score: 1

    40 colums? what are you on, an Apple IIe?

  23. Re:No wonder she's jealous on Video Games Need A Woman's Touch · · Score: 1

    Is your aspect ratio set wrong? She looks like the fucking cryptkeeper...

  24. Re:Why these endless stories? on Video Games Need A Woman's Touch · · Score: 1

    Damn right.

    Although, just to play devil's advocate, let's pretend that it's a big problem that there aren't many women programmers. You know what other field there's not enough women in? Garbagemen^H^H^Hpeople. For every female programmer, I want a woman picking up my trash.

  25. Re:Free poster? on Revamping The Periodic Table? · · Score: 1

    And if those kids were home-schooled, they would have still been illiterate, and crazy to boot.

    The stereotype that home-schooled kids are screwed up didn't just pop up out of nowhere. I dated a girl who was home-schooled once... *shudder*