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Microsoft To Begin Checking For Piracy

Curious Yellow 82 writes "Microsoft will begin checking for pirated copies of its Windows software when users attempt to update. Security updates are supposed to be exempt from the check. Upon detection of pirated software the user will be given the oppportunity to purchase a legitimate copy of the software for a discounted price, upon providing proof of purchase etc."

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  1. Yawn by bigwavejas · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Security updates are supposed to be exempt from the check.

    Since when? I recall using an unauthorized version of Windows for a 2nd box of mine and when I attempted to update at windows.com it wouldn't allow me to download anything (including SP1 and SP2.) The only difference I see with this press release is now they will ask you if you want to squeal on your pirated source (Bambino's don't do this) or purchase a legitimate copy. Is this what it has come to for MS? A sub-standard online satellite program and now a ho-hum press release on Windows?

    /sigh

    What happened to the days of Balmer dancing to "Get on your feet"? now THAT was newsworthy.

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    1. Re:Yawn by MoonFog · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you used the Security Center and set it to receive Automatic Updates automatically it would work, even with a counterfeit version of Windows.

    2. Re:Yawn by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

      If you used the Security Center and set it to receive Automatic Updates automatically it would work, even with a counterfeit version of Windows.

      Reference or proof, please?

    3. Re:Yawn by MoonFog · · Score: 2, Informative

      Microsoft said the company has no plans at this time to require users running automatic updates to provide proof that their copies of Windows are genuine.

      http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/2005-01-26-micro soft_x.htm

      I did this myself until I got a proper version.

    4. Re:Yawn by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

      Thanks:

      Microsoft said the company has no plans at this time to require users running automatic updates to provide proof that their copies of Windows are genuine.

      But note the "at this time". If they're making the change for Windows Update, there's no reason they couldn't disallow it via Automatic Updates at some point in the future.

    5. Re:Yawn by Solosoft · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not that I pirated my windows :/

      Service Pack 2 is a breeze. I have the first copy of XP. All you have to do is Download this and copy it to the root of your C drive. Open up the "Command Prompt" and goto your root of the drive. Type in "cdkey xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx" as in x's are your SP2 compatable CD key. Once you press enter you should see nothing come up. (if somthing does then find a working key). Once your CD key is changed then Goto this site and click "Download and Deploy Service Pack 2 for multiple Computers". Once you are done that install SP2 and your done.

      Hopefully this is some help.

    6. Re:Yawn by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you used the Security Center and set it to receive Automatic Updates automatically it would work, even with a counterfeit version of Windows.

      Reference or proof, please?


      I submit that Microsoft always tries their best to make things better, but overlooks some Monday detail that ends up shooting them in the foot. Yes, I'm aware that's just hearsay and conjecture, but those are kinds of evidence, your Majesty.

    7. Re:Yawn by Tassach · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's "mundane detail", not "Monday detail". If you're going to quote Office Space, at least get it right.

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    8. Re:Yawn by BewireNomali · · Score: 1

      my personal experience is that you get updates using a pirated copy of xp.

      you turn automatic updates on and they download in the background and you're prompted to install.

      i run both pirated and legitimate versions of xp and the updating is identical - i.e. every update prompt for the clean copy comes up for the pirated copy.

      MS has a vested interest in keeping their machines running, even if its a pirated copy.

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    9. Re:Yawn by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      It's mundane detail.

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    10. Re:Yawn by Kenja · · Score: 5, Insightful
      "Bambino's don't do this"

      Sorry, but if I buy a computer that comes with a pirated copy of the OS (from a white box OEM) I will go after them tooth and nail should I find out.

      I write software for a living. So long as I expect to get paid for my work it would be very hypocritical of me to support the illegal software trade.

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      "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
    11. Re:Yawn by Stone+Cold+Troll · · Score: 5, Funny

      Uh oh. Looks like someone has a case of the mundanes!

    12. Re:Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You mean we don't get French benefits?

    13. Re:Yawn by MoonFog · · Score: 1

      Absolutely, and to make matters worse, it's MS we're talking about. However, I really do think they are sort of afraid of what it might do to their reputation if they disallow that many security packs leaving a user open for pretty serious vulnerabilities..

    14. Re:Yawn by sydb · · Score: 1

      I write software for a living. So long as I expect to get paid for my work it would be very hypocritical of me to support the illegal software trade.

      Not necessarily. Maybe you think you should be paid for writing software, but no-one else should. Or maybe you write software for in-house use (you don't sell it) and you believe that copyright is evil and that operating outwith the law is legitimate.

      Or some other non-hypocritical position.

      I would complain loudly too, though; Box shifters selling pirate copies are cheating their customers, violating the copyright of the software vendors and engaging in unfair cmpetition with other box shifters.

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    15. Re:Yawn by vinohradska · · Score: 5, Informative

      The Globe and Mail has a pretty good story on the privacy implications of this. To quote from the article: "The company will scan machines for a variety of information, including product keys or software authorization codes, operating-system version and details on the flow of data between the operating system and other hardware, such as printers."

    16. Re:Yawn by Pxtl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yes, but it won't let you get SP2, which, iirc, MS was legally required to provide to all users for anti-trust reasons. I wonder what legal position that puts MS in? I mean, on one hand they're not paying users, on the other hand they're not providing the patches that the court required them to provide.

    17. Re:Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, that's one for Ricky from Trailer Park Boys ... :-D

    18. Re:Yawn by chriso11 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but wasn't Microsoft giving out free SP2 patch disks a while back? Couldn't you use that?

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    19. Re:Yawn by Thud457 · · Score: 1
      I thought "Monday details" were the things you overlooked because of your hangover on Monday that cause you to have to work late on Friday.

      I hate those kind of things.

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    20. Re:Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry ... im having some router issues so if the cdkey file doesn't work you can try:

      Here

      I don't trust that source and nor should you ... check out the VBS before you run it :). If you need a copy you can email me a and I would be more then happy to send it to you

      Sorry guys :(

      Solosoft

    21. Re:Yawn by courtarro · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you hold an illegal copy of Windows, you don't have a right to such legal benefits.

    22. Re:Yawn by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 1
      Box shifters selling pirate copies are cheating their customers, violating the copyright of the software vendors and engaging in unfair cmpetition with other box shifters.

      Not to mention competing with Legitimite copies of Linux.

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    23. Re:Yawn by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Funny

      Leela: Mundane Monkey lives for the weak end, sir.

    24. Re:Yawn by kosmosik · · Score: 1

      I think he means installing SP - it won't install on pirated version (well it actually checked for known serial numbers that were used by pirates pre-SP, it would install when you properly cracked it) and as you know Security Center was introduced after some SP release. So if you have pirated vanilla Windows XP (sans SPx) SP (which is a security update) wouldn't install. It was like 3 years ago...

    25. Re:Yawn by swelke · · Score: 1

      Besides that, it's assumed that when you buy a computer with windows pre-installed that part of the price you paid was the purchase price of the software. If that's not true, then they essentially stole that part of the price from you.

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    26. Re:Yawn by RyanJBlack · · Score: 1

      So I guess people with pirated WinXP copies will now just need to download their updates from friends/work/university/wherever they can get their hands on a legit XP system. Yippee, great protection, MS!

    27. Re:Yawn by drdewm · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Don't care.. I use Linux. /yawn

    28. Re:Yawn by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      See it as an evolutional kind of "who's the strongest". ;) You certanly wouldn't tell another guy "hey, check out this sweet girl" if you like that girl too. So why give others money that are your concurrents in other things? ;) My paying style honestly is some kind of supporting the things that I want to win the evolutionary fight. And the last thing I want is that this becomes true for microsoft. This does not mean i generally don't pay for software because i develop software myself. I give money for stuff if it's WORTH it, and to show my respect. This is essential to me: The "karma" of the one who is earning the money. If he tries to trick me by his terms and conditions, or by some other stuff like microsoft does every other day, then they don'tget a cent. But even if microsoft would achieve to do something really good... then i would love to support this tiny good scion.

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    29. Re:Yawn by nickrooster · · Score: 1

      Dear BewireNomali,
      We are on the way to pick you up. Stay right there.
      - the BSA

    30. Re:Yawn by typical · · Score: 1

      I write software for a living, but I really don't care one way or the other whether someone shafted Microsoft or not.

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    31. Re:Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, SP2 checked the serial#/activation/whatever black magic MS put in there when it started it's install. Of course, I think it just checked for a couple of the standard pirated serial#s, as there were a couple of 'how to install sp2' de/activator/serial gens around.

    32. Re:Yawn by typical · · Score: 1

      Anything that shoots me in the foot is not mundane.

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    33. Re:Yawn by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1

      Um no..

      All the computers I use have pirated copies of XP on them.

      To this day, I still receive any and all updates without any probs.

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    34. Re:Yawn by lakcaj · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Automatic Updates automatically"

      From the "Redundancy Department of Redundancy" :)

    35. Re:Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stfu

    36. Re:Yawn by AgntOrnge · · Score: 1

      Actually for XP it was SP1. They had to add the part to allow the changes to the default handlers of such things as the JVM, browser, mail client, etc. This functionality has been in for some time.

    37. Re:Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      weekend, not "weak end!"

      <blink>aarghh!</blink>

    38. Re:Yawn by Leiterfluid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I find it amazing that for all the griping and moaning that goes on about Microsoft's business practices, security flaws, and how it's so much worse than linux, a lot of you sure like to steal and/or use Windows XP.

    39. Re:Yawn by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      and to think the cure may only be 64,567 bytes long.

    40. Re:Yawn by e4tmyl33t · · Score: 1

      Better utility than that is one a friend of mine gave me to change it from a GUI as long as you have the new CD-key. And for future reference for anyone who DOES have pirated windows copies, any discs where the CDkey begins with FCKGW is unable to update to SP2 during future reinstalls

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    41. Re:Yawn by Doug97 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I pirate software for a living. So long as I expect to get paid for my work it would be very hypocritical for me to support the legal software trade.

    42. Re:Yawn by Solosoft · · Score: 1

      But what's stoping someone from hosting the SP2 file on a torrent ?
      Just change your CD key to somthing which is accepted to install SP2 and go ...

      Or heck you goto all this trouble ... download one of those XP copys with SP2 intergrated into it :)

      The Corp editions don't need activation

    43. Re:Yawn by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > Sorry, but if I buy a computer that comes with a pirated copy of the OS
      > (from a white box OEM) I will go after them tooth and nail should I find
      > out.

      Amen to that. Basically they ripped you off, no different than if you paid for 2G of memory and found they had shorted you a stick. Unless you knew they were bootlegging the OS, then you are both wrong.

      > I write software for a living. So long as I expect to get paid for my
      > work it would be very hypocritical of me to support the illegal
      > software trade.

      I only write software as needed to support my admin work, but as a Free Software advocate (and occasional devel) it would be hypocritical to support piracy as well. Only by making Windows victims see the full price of Windows can we hope to convert them.

      Of course the sticker price of Windows is trivial compared to the whole horrible cost of using it. I'm at a public library; that means we could pretty much get the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation to comp us all the stuff we could find hardware to host it on. The only Windows software we use these days is a couple in VMWare virtual machines and IE in Crossover Office. Free (as in beer) software is only free if your time is free. But I ain't a kid playing around in his bedroom so I go with stuff that works. Linux works. BSD is also a good choice on servers. But Windows just isn't an answer to any question I am asking.

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    44. Re:Yawn by kuchin · · Score: 1

      I'm curious if they someday decide to do this with all their other products... Right now I don't see any thorough cd-key checks when updating anything else from Microsoft (even Office).

    45. Re:Yawn by hb253 · · Score: 1

      Is that a variation of vegemite? Or vegimite? Or vegamite? :-)

      Couldn't help myself.

      The proper spelling is legitimate.

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    46. Re:Yawn by drsquare · · Score: 1

      How is not catering to pirates shooting themselves in the foot? If anything, it's shooting the thieves in the foot. If you want updates, buy a proper copy, surely all you geek types on those massive salaries can afford a copy of Windows?

    47. Re:Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duh. The correct quote is "Monday Monkey lives for the weekend." See? It was a punne or a play on words.

    48. Re:Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anti-piracy measures don't just inconvenience the pirates. They also inconvenience the rest of us. This is microsoft we're talking about here. What makes you think they will implement these measures any more soundly than anything else they've done?

      When this screws up it will just add yet another level of BS that MS users have to deal with.

    49. Re:Yawn by Aeiri · · Score: 1

      If that's not true, then they essentially stole that part of the price from you.

      They also stole that part of the price from me when I bought my laptop pre-installed with Windows, and I immediately formatted it and put Linux on it.

    50. Re:Yawn by khedron+the+jester · · Score: 0

      Like making that stupid "Windows Validation" obligatory for each download.

    51. Re:Yawn by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Not to mention competing with Legitimite copies of Linux.

      There's no such thing as a copy of Linux which *isn't* legitimate.

      Max

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    52. Re:Yawn by vsprintf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What possible legal interest could Microsoft have in what you send to your printer? If they are really doing this (and I'd like to see some proof) they are way beyond looking for seafaring vagabonds raping and pillaging honest wayfarers and townsfolks. That would be more like big brother.

    53. Re:Yawn by TecKnow · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Right now I trade software and money for grades. I hope to someday be paid for it. I wholeheartedly endorse piracy. Software development is a service. As a software engineer my job to study the situation of my stakeholders and produce and refine software that will facilitate them. As long as stakeholders exist that want new software, or want their existing software to be different than it is (and they always will) I'm not afraid pirates can steal my work because I'm selling effort towards something that does not yet exist. If that's what software development is, I don't see how piracy of existing software hurts you, as somone who 'writes software' for a living. Can you explain?

    54. Re:Yawn by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 1
      There's no such thing as a copy of Linux which *isn't* legitimate.

      We'll see what happens to SCO at the end of their litigation with IBM.

      Granted, it takes some work to lose your right to use and distribute Linux, but a couple of companies have managed to do it. It's incredible what greed will lead some people to do.

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    55. Re:Yawn by Various+Assortments · · Score: 1

      For all intense porpoises, I must say that the ironing is delicious.

    56. Re:Yawn by senatorpjt · · Score: 1

      I write software for a living. So long as I expect to get paid for my work it would be very hypocritical of me to support the illegal software trade.

      I do synthetic chemistry research for a living, and all my work ends up in the chemical literature, free for anyone to use. Does that give me free license to copy software? :)

    57. Re:Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would like to point out, I've a pirated copy of XP Pro and have used it for quite some time with SP1. The keylist I have is about 5 pages long of nothing but the corporate keys (meaning you don't have to register with Microsoft when you install). Most of them work with SP1a, but none I've found work with SP2, so I just keep the full install version of SP1a burned on my XP Pro disk, along with the known working SP1a keys. I still get the security updates, and it's win win.

    58. Re:Yawn by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, isn't it?

      I'm not really even sure why I'm reading this article, as I never have and don't plan on running Windows at home. I suppose it's just out of morbid curiosity: watching Microsoft abuse it's userbase, legitimate or otherwise, is just too much fun to pass up. On the other hand, I fully support anything that defrauds MS out of a buck...but really, I can't feel very sorry for anyone these days given the available alternatives.

      I'm just waiting for the day that they'll disable security updates to all un-"activated" copies of Windows. I'll try to control my glee.

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    59. Re:Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "mundane detail", not "Monday detail". If you're going to quote Office Space, at least get it right.

      "Monday details" are things that get fvx0r3d because people are still hung over from the weekend. You need to stop staying home watching movies on your VCR and get out and drink mass quantities so you can be smart like me, son.

    60. Re:Yawn by CrashRoX · · Score: 1

      Quick, someone set an SUS server with a legit key.

    61. Re:Yawn by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 1

      Having the automatic updater not do the pirate checking would be shooting themselves in the foot, which is what I meant if you follow the full thread.

    62. Re:Yawn by e4tmyl33t · · Score: 1

      They don't need activation, but (and this was my problem), when you go to install SP2 with a corp copy with an FCKGW cd-key, SP2 kicks back an error message and won't install. Apparently what MS did was they figured out that FCKGW was the series getting pirated the most, so they removed all SP2 support for anything beginning with those letters in their CD-keys. Doesn't look like it worked very well, now does it?

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    63. Re:Yawn by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      No, if you don't activate (except for vlk versions) windows eats itself after a month or two.. which makes updates irrelevant... (should say won't boot, instead of eat itself)

      In any case, from a user perspected, and a developer perspective, I happen to like windows for the most part... though I skipped the win9x/me versions in favor of the nt lines..

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  2. Uhh by daveschroeder · · Score: 5, Insightful

    the user will be given the oppportunity to purchase a legitimate copy of the software for a discounted price, upon providing proof of purchase (!!)

    That will be an interesting feat.

    And, jokes aside, "proof of purchase" of what? If they mean a possible purchase of a machine with, or a standalone copy of, a counterfeit version of Windows, assuming the user purchased it legitimately in good faith, how in the hell is this the user's responsibility or fault? I'm not talking about someone who got Windows from a guy in an overcoat for $10 on a street corner (not to mention you probably wouldn't have a "proof of purchase" for that kind of sale); I'm talking about purchases reasonably believed to be legitimate. No, this doesn't mean that a software company has to honor pirated or illegal copies even if the user believed it to be legal for whatever reason, but it seems like this really sticks it to the user (not to mention the internet community as a whole by not providing OS updates, the fact they claim to be providing security updates aside[1]) as opposed to working to target the entities they believe to be illegally selling Windows...especially if the customer has a "proof of purchase" of an illegitimate copy of Windows in the first place, which presumably contains some element of contact information for the source if it can reasonably considered to constitute any semblance of "proof of purchase". They should be offering amnesty and/or discounts to people who are running straight-up pirated versions of Windows with no "proof of purchase" at all, if this is any attempt to reach out to people running unlicensed copies!

    (Make no mistake: I'm not saying Microsoft is obligated to honor illegally purchased copies of Windows, whether they're pirated, or even ones purchased innocently and in good faith. But they'd be a hell of a lot better citizen of the internet community if they didn't withhold updates in either instance.)

    [1] Windows Service Pack 2 would apparently not be included in this, for example, because it's not a "security update"; but it can be strongly argued that SP2 did more for general Windows XP security than any "security update" ever has. In other words, not updating the multitude of for-whatever-reason non-legal copies of Windows out there does everyone involved a major disservice, not the least of which is the rest of the world surrounding them.

    1. Re:Uhh by I8TheWorm · · Score: 0

      a counterfeit version of Windows, assuming the user purchased it legitimately in good faith, how in the hell is this the user's responsibility or fault?

      Recieving stolen goods is also a crime. Caveat emptor, it's also the buyers responsibility to make sure the item they're purchasing is from a valid source.

      You can rest assured you won't get a pirated copy from egghead, best buy, frye's, etc... But I wouldn't try that guy that's undercutting them on eBay.

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    2. Re:Uhh by differentiate_this · · Score: 1

      Hey....uh...yeah, I didn't know my copy was pirated illegal...*throws away CD-R copies*...So, how about that discount eh? This means that some huge corporation won't go crazy on you if you happen to have a illegitimate copy of their software? Couldn't you just feign ignorance and get a free discount?

    3. Re:Uhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make no mistake

      Can we PLEASE stop using that tired phrase?

    4. Re:Uhh by Entropius · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Piracy is not theft. Bzzt.

    5. Re:Uhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I wish posters would refrain from using "tired phrase" in the future.

      It's so cliche.

    6. Re:Uhh by rsd1s1g · · Score: 0, Troll
      ...they'd be a hell of a lot better citizen of the internet community..

      And just exactly when has MS had any concern about being a good citizen of the internet?

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    7. Re:Uhh by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      Google for it, I think you'll find it's being treated as such.

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    8. Re:Uhh by westlake · · Score: 2, Interesting
      the user will be given the oppportunity to purchase a legitimate copy of the software for a discounted price, upon providing proof of purchase

      "Customers who discover that their copy of Windows is pirated have two options.

      They can get a free version of Windows if they fill out a counterfeit report identifying the source of the software, providing proof of purchase and returning the counterfeit CD.

      If they are unable to provide all the information, filling out a report will entitle them to receive a copy of Windows XP Home Edition for the reduced price of £56 or Windows XP Professional Edition for £86." Microsoft steps up piracy fight

    9. Re:Uhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm sorry. your initially bad argument against microsoft is just too much of a bait-and-switch. and the whole post is just very long for this time of day. ok, make that independent of timezone too.

      so, i'm gonna have to call you numbnuts.

      numbnuts!

    10. Re:Uhh by Ingolfke · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If I bought a new DeWalt drill for really cheap of the Internet, it broke, and I went to get it repaired only to find out that I had purchased a knock-off product I wouldn't expect DeWalt to fix it. I'd go to the vendor who sold me it and take whatever action I could against them. Why is Microsoft any different?

    11. Re:Uhh by Ryosen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >>Recieving stolen goods is also a crime

      You have to be proven to have known that the goods were stolen, otherwise there is no crime.

      What the GP is talking about isn't someone buying the PC out of the back of a truck. It is someone who buys the computer from a retailer, in **good faith**, and the retailer, unknown to the purchaser, is using pirated copies of Windows. This is a common occurance with white box PCs and isn't limited to EBay sales.

      The people affected by this aren't the ones buying and installing XP themselves. They are the ones that bought "no-name" PCs with XP pre-installed where the retailer is not a valid OEM licensee.

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    12. Re:Uhh by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Couldn't you just feign ignorance and get a free discount?

      No need. Those discounts are just their OEM prices. Microsoft has a special OEM program for home built systems, where you can get Windows with any hardware purchase. So next time you're upgrading a component, head over to MWave.com and pick up both the component and discounted copy of Windows.

    13. Re:Uhh by Joffrey · · Score: 1

      "Receiving stolen goods" is a simplified label for the actual crime of "Receiving stolen goods knowing the same to be stolen," just FYI.

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    14. Re:Uhh by daveschroeder · · Score: 0

      Why is Microsoft any different?

      They're not.

      Except that DeWalt isn't going to come after you because you have a knockoff drill. See, the analogy doesn't transfer, because the copy of Windows is pirated; a knockoff DeWalt is just that: a knockoff. But if DeWalt wants to get restitution from whoever is making knockoffs of their drills, what Microsoft is doing is the equivalent of coming after YOU instead of the people making the "knockoffs". That's the difference.

    15. Re:Uhh by Pharmboy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Recieving stolen goods is also a crime.

      In most states, KNOWINGLY receiving stolen goods is a crime, but not just receiving them. The usual standard is the old standby: "You knew or should have known" or "a reasonable person would have known".

      For instance: You could have bought a computer at a flea market, from a long time dealer, and had good reason to think it was not using pirated software, and not be guilty of crime, even though you received the goods.

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    16. Re:Uhh by Idimmu+Xul · · Score: 1

      Recieving stolen goods is also a crime.

      Is it stolen goods though, or just an invalid license? Is that the same or different?

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    17. Re:Uhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using the phrase "It's so cliche" is so passe, I wish slashdotters would quit using it.

    18. Re:Uhh by Jeff+Hornby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How is this like Microsoft coming after you?

      All they've said is: if you don't provide us with a proof of purchase, we're not going to replace your product.

      They haven't said: if you don't provide us with a proof of purchase, you're going to jail.

      I think the original analogy was quite sound.

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    19. Re:Uhh by Nugget · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How does withholding support and upgrades constitute "coming after you"?

    20. Re:Uhh by NineNine · · Score: 1

      If you call offering you the real software at half price, "coming after you", I hope that more companies "come after me". It's a pretty goddamned good deal.

    21. Re:Uhh by Thaelon · · Score: 1

      Your knock-off drill isn't causing other (even genuine) DeWalt drills around the world to short out, explode or seize up.

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    22. Re:Uhh by BVis · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Your DeWalt drill doesn't cause problems for other people if it breaks. Windows installations missing security patches (as people will shut off automatic updates for fear of being caught) become zombies very quickly, adding to the spread of viruses, spam, etc.

      Also, the copy of Windows in question isn't likely to be a knock-off, it most likely is the same OS that you can buy off the shelf. A better analogy would be if you bought a genuine DeWalt drill from someone who wasn't an authorized DeWalt dealer, and the (genuine OEM DeWalt) batteries had a habit of exploding and hurting people around the user. More than likely DeWalt would issue a recall on *all* batteries, and more than likely they'd be pretty lenient about making sure the drill was purchased through authorized channels. In essence, the safety of the community would take precedence over the other factors involved. (Also, the effort to check where the drills came from would cause serious headaches, logistically. It would be more expedient to just replace the battery when it's sent in and not worry about the legitimacy.)

      Granted, we're talking about risk of physical injury vs. network security, but IMHO the obligation is the same: if you put out a broken product, you have an obligation (IMHO) to put out a fix. Anything less is corporate irresponsibility that could subsequently expose the company to liability, should a loss occur.

      Of course, MS doesn't care about that, since they have better lawyers than just about anyone else.

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    23. Re:Uhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, a good deal. Especially considering that you paid full price for the software that you thought was "real." Exceptional deal.

    24. Re:Uhh by cahiha · · Score: 1

      It's a pretty goddamned good deal.

      No, it's not. Not even at half price.

    25. Re:Uhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot: News for nerds, stuff that matters, failed attempts at analogy.

    26. Re:Uhh by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Because the DeWalt knockoff drill was a DeWalt drill exactly atom by atom and therefore indistinguashible other than the serial code which the only proof that it wasn't really a DeWalt drill was because DeWalt said so. DeWalt wouldn't pratice bad business ethics would they?

      Unfortunatly, these drills without security fixes become flesh eating creatures of doom if infected with a drill virus and also attack people at random leaving you responsible if DeWalt doesn't provide a fix.

      Of course if anologies to the real world could be applied to technology it would seem that DeWalt is good in that respect and still supplying security fixes for free for the saftey of all.

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    27. Re:Uhh by leereyno · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Your analogy breaks down because software can be perfectly duplicated, a drill cannot. The software is not corrupted, lessened, or otherwise affected in any way by the copying. There is, from a technical standpoint, no difference between your copy which was created by a dishonest 3rd party, and a copy created by Microsoft itself. There are no additional technical hurdles or gotchas incurred when Microsoft provides updates to this illegal copy. If anything it helps them because that is one more system that is less likely to become a zombie, and security is one area where the company needs all the good PR it can get.

      I personally think that Microsoft is shooting itself in the foot. They're losing money to piracy to be sure, but not nearly as much as they'll lose from making piracy more difficult. The reason is that there are alternatives to Windows out there. The vast majority of this piracy takes place in the 3rd world. By making things difficult for people in Bombay and Shanghai, Microsoft is simply encouraging the adoption and use of Linux, and the economic effects of this are far more severe for the company than losing some $$$ from a licensing fee.

      This is an example of being penny-wise and pound foolish.

      They should of course take steps to deter piracy, but this is not a valid means of doing so.

      Lee

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    28. Re:Uhh by Vadim+Grinshpun · · Score: 1

      Well, sticking with your analogy--your drill isn't as likely to get compromised and start drilling holes in other people's walls; Windows is (granted, they're saying the security updates will be treated differently, but I'm not sure this will last forever).
      Secondly, if your cheap knock-off drill has a defect, this defect was almost certainly introduced by the knock-off maker. Not so for Windows--your copy is identicaly to mine and everyone else's, so the said defect was there from the get-go.

    29. Re:Uhh by 42Penguins · · Score: 1

      Uhhh to yourself.
      Your knock-off DeWalt drill is not a DeWalt drill.
      Pirated Windows is still Windows.

    30. Re:Uhh by NineNine · · Score: 1

      Yes, a good deal. Especially considering that you paid full price for the software that you thought was "real." Exceptional deal.

      Uuuh, and how is buying an illegal copy of Windows MS's fault? I still say that they're being quite generous. If they just handed every dumbass a legit copy, then there'd be no incentive for people to insist on buying a real copy.

    31. Re:Uhh by j-turkey · · Score: 1
      You have to be proven to have known that the goods were stolen, otherwise there is no crime.

      Also remember that software piracy!=theft. Without making any judgement on the ethics of software piracy itself, they're simply not the same thing in the eyes of the law.

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    32. Re:Uhh by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      The legal penalties are certainly greater for piracy than simple theft. Of course, the chance of getting caught is a lot smaller.

    33. Re:Uhh by Ingolfke · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is not placing restrictions on security updates, so this is not a valid argument.

    34. Re:Uhh by RonnyJ · · Score: 1
      Of course, MS doesn't care about that, since they have better lawyers than just about anyone else.

      But MS are continuing to provide security updates to non-genuine Windows users, and it even says so in the summary - so why the need for the rant about Microsoft not caring if they put out a broken product?

    35. Re:Uhh by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      > Microsoft has a special OEM program for home built systems, where you can get Windows with any hardware purchase

      That's interesting. I didn't know that.
      How can I use this program with other vendors, like NewEgg, or someone smaller like CoolDrives?
      Can I use this discount direct from Microsoft with proof of hardware purchase?

      What hardware "counts"? If I buy a motherboard from one place, a case from another, memory from another, and drives from another, could I buy discounted Windows at any of them?

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    36. Re:Uhh by Ingolfke · · Score: 1

      if you put out a broken product, you have an obligation (IMHO) to put out a fix.

      Microsoft is offering security updates for free to everyone regardless of whether the copy of Windows is legit.

      Windows installations missing security patches (as people will shut off automatic updates for fear of being caught) become zombies very quickly, adding to the spread of viruses, spam, etc.

      The issue in your example isn't w/ Microsoft at all, it's with the individuals who knowingly pirate a software product and don't patch it.

    37. Re:Uhh by Keeper · · Score: 1

      Man, you've got your troll on today. Three points:

      1) Purchasing a pirated copy of Windows is in no way similar to purchasing a product from an unauthored dealer. At best, it is similar to purchasing a drill from someone who stole it off a truck.

      2) They are still offering security updates to anyone, regardless of the origin of the software they have on their box (nullifying your "broken product" complaint). To follow through on your analogy, the recall would still be honored in this case.

      3) They are under no obligation to provide new features to people who didn't purchase the product originally. To follow through on your analogy, if DeWalt offered a free drill bit to those who sent in proof of purchase, and your UPC symbol was cut off the box (because the thief who stole it didn't want the goods to be traced back to them), you wouldn't be able to get the free drill bit.

    38. Re:Uhh by Ingolfke · · Score: 1

      Your analogy breaks down because software can be perfectly duplicated, a drill cannot.

      The analogy had nothing to do w/ copying a product. The underlying thought is that if you didn't buy a product from the vendor, even if you thought you did, you can't reasonably expect the vendor to service your product. It doesn't matter whether it's physical or virtual.

    39. Re:Uhh by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      Part of me wants to comapre this to buying stolen property, if the police find out the least that will happen is that you will lose the property and it will be returned to teh proper owner, at the worste you can be found guilly of pssoesion of stolen property and face crimnal charges.

      I know it's apples and oranges but the fact is if you don't have a legal copy then you SOL. It's not like MS makes it hard to see if the copy is legit.

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    40. Re:Uhh by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1
      MS is still going to provide security patchs to everyone, even those with pirated copies. Gee, you don't get other non security updates with your pirated OS? Too bad.

      And, jokes aside, "proof of purchase" of what?

      MS is asking for proof of purchase of the computer bundled with the OS or OS alone so that they can identify and then close down shady shops that sell pirated software to the unsuspecting public. You know "working to target the entities they believe to be illegally selling Windows", which is exactly what you say they should be doing. They aren't blaming the user. Where exactly do you see MS blaming the user? If the person has the proof of purchase that they were ripped off, MS will give them a real copy of windows. They just won't give a legitimate copy to some user who downloaded it off some 'leet' website, etc.

      They should be offering amnesty and/or discounts to people who are running straight-up pirated versions of Windows with no "proof of purchase" at all, if this is any attempt to reach out to people running unlicensed copies!

      As I said, they have no intention of shelling out for free copies for losers who downloaded a copy of windows off of some warez site. They ARE offering free copies to people who were actually ripped off by bad dealers. Sounds damn reasonable to me.

    41. Re:Uhh by BVis · · Score: 1
      Man, you've got your troll on today.
      Not my intention. You're entitled to your opinion.
      1) Purchasing a pirated copy of Windows is in no way similar to purchasing a product from an unauthored dealer. At best, it is similar to purchasing a drill from someone who stole it off a truck.
      What if the person buying it has no knowledge that the copy isn't legitimate? For example, Joe Sixpack goes down to his local mom-and-pop computer store and buys a new computer. Unbeknownst to him, the shop installs a pirated copy of Windows XP. Joe has no actual knowledge that the copy isn't legit, and indeed would be hard pressed to determine as such unless he educates himself as to how to tell.
      2) They are still offering security updates to anyone, regardless of the origin of the software they have on their box (nullifying your "broken product" complaint). To follow through on your analogy, the recall would still be honored in this case.
      Upon re-reading TFA, you are correct. My bad. However, there is another possibility: people with less-than-legit copies of Windows will turn off the automatic updates for fear of being busted. It's possible they might make the same mistake I did, by assuming all downloads are subject to this ban. Either way, the result is the same: unpatched Windows boxes.
      3) They are under no obligation to provide new features to people who didn't purchase the product originally. To follow through on your analogy, if DeWalt offered a free drill bit to those who sent in proof of purchase, and your UPC symbol was cut off the box (because the thief who stole it didn't want the goods to be traced back to them), you wouldn't be able to get the free drill bit.
      I wouldn't classify security patches as "new features", I would classify them as "we made a broken product, here's the fix". See my "exploding battery" analogy above.
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    42. Re:Uhh by kfg · · Score: 1

      It would be more expedient to just replace the battery when it's sent in and not worry about the legitimacy

      The problem being that, since hard goods are not sold under license, they are actually property, not "intellectual property," a legitimate source is any source that has legally purchased a drill.

      Which one likely goes about doing by calling up a wholesaler and saying "Give me ten of those," and they say, "Ok."

      Or maybe you buy them at the bankruptcy auction of a failed hardware store and resell them through your own, or from a card table on your front lawn.

      So long as it is not stolen the sale of a DeWalt drill from the back of a van is perfectly legitimate, because it is sold, not licenesed.

      I can now buy Epson printers from my local supermarket and Epson has no idea that they are even there. They don't frickin' care. That's why the registration card thingy. Whoever files that card is the "original" owner. I can buy that printer from the supermarket, resell it from my card table, write out a receipt for the sale, and the receipt along with the registration card will be legitimate proof of purchase.

      Hardware analogies will always fail massively when applied to "intellctual property," because "intellectual property" isn't property, and hardware is, even if it contains "intellectual property," and minumum warranty requirements are set by law.

      KFG

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    43. Re:Uhh by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      How can I use this program with other vendors, like NewEgg, or someone smaller like CoolDrives?

      No idea. I suppose you can ask NewEgg if they carry the OEM editions. Personally, I checked out NewEgg when I was building my new system and found their selection to be lacking. I ended up going with MWave and found all the components I wanted at low prices. (Especially the A8N-E NForce 4 board I wanted.)

      Can I use this discount direct from Microsoft with proof of hardware purchase?

      No idea. Ask Microsoft.

      What hardware "counts"?

      No idea. As long as the retailer sells you a copy, I don't think it matters. ;-)

      If I buy a motherboard from one place, a case from another, memory from another, and drives from another, could I buy discounted Windows at any of them?

      I think so. Check with MWave support to see if they'll sell you a copy with only one component purchased. My guess is yes, they will.

      There's some info here where it's suggested that even purchasing a power cord is sufficient to obtain an OEM copy.

    44. Re:Uhh by TheSpoom · · Score: 1



      You know, Microsoft could (and I'm not suggesting this is what they plan to do) simply mark some low percentage of valid CD keys as pirated, then offer a "discounted" price to the unlucky consumers to make their install "genuine" again. I mean think about it, Microsoft is the final arbiter as to which installs of their software are legal, right?

      </tinfoil>

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    45. Re:Uhh by Ingolfke · · Score: 1

      You're confusing the issue. This has nothing to do w/ copying the product, it has to do w/ the legitamacy of the product. If I purchase a product and find out it's a knock off (or exact copy), I do not have a reasonable legal expectation to receive any services from the actual manufacturer.

      Microsoft offers the security updates for free w/o requiring that the software's legitamacy be verified. The whole zombie-net argumet is just a red-herring.

    46. Re:Uhh by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1
      Microsoft is "coming after you"????

      What the hell are you talking about? MS is refusing to provide updates if you don't have a real copy. That's not "coming after you".

      It's exactly equivalent as the grandparent suggested to not getting tech or warrent support from DeWalt on a drill that is a knock-off, and not a real DeWalt.

      Hell, MS is still giving you security patches to for your 'knock-off drill'. That's far more thand DeWalt would bother to do.

      MS does plenty of crappy things. There are a lot of things to complain about. This is NOT one of them.

    47. Re:Uhh by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      This is why it's, to continue with your example, DeWalt's responsibility to defend their trademark. Since in the case of your example they didn't, you should have every reason to expect that they make it right if they hope for you to ever purchase a product that says "DeWalt" on it. It's their job to go after the guy that sold it to you, not yours. It's enough that we grant corporations intellectual property rights. We shouldn't, as individuals, have to police them as well.

    48. Re:Uhh by Ingolfke · · Score: 1

      Purchasing a legit copy of Windows entitles you to support, upgrades, etc. Purchasing a legit DeWalt drill entitles you to service based on the warrantee. Purchasing unlicensed/duplicate copies of either product does not entitle you to anything.

    49. Re:Uhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to be proven to have known that the goods were stolen, otherwise there is no crime.

      this includes "should have known". if you were being offered a Windows XP at prices too good to be true, from someone's trenchcoat, etc., unless you're going to prove you've got subnormal IQ as a defence, thigns will look pretty bad for you

    50. Re:Uhh by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      Recieving stolen goods is also a crime.
      This is one of those situations where the distinction between copyright infringement and theft really matters. There are no "stolen goods" in this scenario. There's a computer maker who commited copyright infringement, and a computer buyer bought a computer that has an unauthorized copy of MS Windows on it. Maker committed a nono; buyer did not.
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    51. Re:Uhh by Keeper · · Score: 1

      What if the person buying it has no knowledge that the copy isn't legitimate? For example, Joe Sixpack goes down to his local mom-and-pop computer store and buys a new computer. Unbeknownst to him, the shop installs a pirated copy of Windows XP. Joe has no actual knowledge that the copy isn't legit, and indeed would be hard pressed to determine as such unless he educates himself as to how to tell.

      The law makes no exceptions for unknowingly receiving stolen goods; I fail to see why Microsoft should.

      Yet, they are. If you rat out the guys who sold you the stolen goods, they'll give you a genuine copy for free. If you refuse to rat out the guys who sold you the stolen goods (because, say, it was your best friend), they'll still let you purchase a legit copy at half price.

      Upon re-reading TFA, you are correct. My bad. However, there is another possibility: people with less-than-legit copies of Windows will turn off the automatic updates for fear of being busted. It's possible they might make the same mistake I did, by assuming all downloads are subject to this ban. Either way, the result is the same: unpatched Windows boxes.

      That is a specious arguement and you know it. Either you know you did something wrong and screw yourself attempting to cover your ass or you don't. I have no sympathy for people who pirate software intentionally and are too stupid to keep it up to date.

      I wouldn't classify security patches as "new features", I would classify them as "we made a broken product, here's the fix". See my "exploding battery" analogy above.

      I don't either. But as I've said, they're providing security updates. But we're not just talking about security updtaes here; Microsoft provides more than just security patches. We're talking about new versions of IE. New versions of Media Player. Nifty little utilities like TweakUI. An anti-spyware product. A desktop search product. New versions of frameworks/technology (directx, .net, etc). In the future, you'll see Longhorn certain features made available on XP.

      THIS is what they're making unavailable to people who pirate their software. And I see no reason why they should make it available to someone who didn't purchase a legitimate copy.

    52. Re:Uhh by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1
      What if the person buying it has no knowledge that the copy isn't legitimate? For example, Joe Sixpack goes down to his local mom-and-pop computer store and buys a new computer. Unbeknownst to him, the shop installs a pirated copy of Windows XP. Joe has no actual knowledge that the copy isn't legit, and indeed would be hard pressed to determine as such unless he educates himself as to how to tell.

      In which case, they should have a proof of purchase from the mom-and-pop store. If you'd bother to read the article, you'd know that MS will provide them with a REAL copy of windows after they get a copy of the proof of purchase. You are still trolling.

      However, there is another possibility: people with less-than-legit copies of Windows will turn off the automatic updates for fear of being busted. It's possible they might make the same mistake I did, by assuming all downloads are subject to this ban. Either way, the result is the same: unpatched Windows boxes.

      People with legitimate copies can turn off automatic updates as well if they are paranoid about it breaking something. What's your point? This is MS's fault again? More trolling.

      I wouldn't classify security patches as "new features", I would classify them as "we made a broken product, here's the fix". See my "exploding battery" analogy above.

      They are providing security patches. It's other non-security updates (new features) that they aren't providing for pirated copies. Please stop trolling.

    53. Re:Uhh by c · · Score: 4, Funny
      But they'd be a hell of a lot better citizen of the internet community if they didn't withhold updates in either instance.


      Or, better yet, shut down all networking capabilities on any on any infringing copy.


      Or non-infringing copy, if you wanted a +1 Funny.


      c.

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    54. Re:Uhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I can now buy Epson printers from my local supermarket and Epson has no idea that they are even there.

      I am from Epson and I know very well that they are there.

      IR.Epson

    55. Re:Uhh by Miaowara_Tomokato · · Score: 1

      That doesn't make him wrong or flamebait, though, does it? There is a definite legal difference (maybe not for long) between the two, despite what various PR campaigns are leading you to believe. This has been discussed to death here, and I half believe that your post was intended as a troll. In case it's not, I choose to make this polite request to all folks to leave the "piracy is theft" junk argument alone.

      Apples & Oranges [False Analogy]

    56. Re:Uhh by gcatullus · · Score: 1

      To further the tin foil hat ramblings, let us consider this situation. Dell/Lenovo/Big PC manufacturer decides to start promoting Linux as well as windows. Microsoft then decides to start marking the OM licenses for said company, and randomly identifies certain keys as pirated. End user consumers are pretty forgiving of shitty tech support etc, as long as teh price is right, but just imagine if Microsoft said to these same people that they had to shell out another hundred dollars because their new PC had pirate software. Just imagine the customer backlash and the tech support nightmare for the manufacturer.

    57. Re:Uhh by typical · · Score: 2, Funny

      the user will be given the oppportunity to purchase a legitimate copy of the software for a discounted price, upon providing proof of purchase (!!)

      They should also be given a click-to-install-Linux-instead option.

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    58. Re:Uhh by Freexe · · Score: 0, Troll

      using "so passe" is so je ne suis que, gay

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    59. Re:Uhh by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      In critical apps, such as hospitals(where no x86 machine should be allowed), network insecurity could cause great physical injury.

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    60. Re:Uhh by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 1
      this includes "should have known". if you were being offered a Windows XP at prices too good to be true

      So if I buy a computer from CompUSA or Best Buy and the software comes with it advertised as 'free with purchase' should I think it's stolen? Give me a break, that is the dumb as as saying I can't sell my old system and software to my brother. The only thing this will accomplish is hacks to get around it. You really think this will stop the Chinese and Indian trade in illegal software? In Kuwait I would be hard pressed to tell which is pirated and which is not. When I was in Korea they didn't even bother making a fake pakage the software was for sale on CD-RW with the key written with a marker on it. I hope this has the unexpected effect of causing Linux use in China & India to soar.

    61. Re:Uhh by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      Nah... it wasn't meant as a troll, and I apologize for the post appearing that way.

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    62. Re:Uhh by kfg · · Score: 1

      You certainly do your best to know,for marketing reasons, but you do not know that you know. What you know best is where they were at some previous time.

      And the longer a printer goes without being registered the less you know about is.

      You know rather less about where your ink cartridges are.

      KFG

    63. Re:Uhh by Phrogger · · Score: 1

      > Your DeWalt drill doesn't cause problems for other
      > people if it breaks. Windows installations
      > missing security patches (as people will shut off
      > automatic updates for fear of being caught)
      > become zombies very quickly, adding to the spread
      > of viruses, spam, etc.

      Then it is incumbent upon the ISP to detect that such crap is coming from their network and to firewall off such hosts. As soon as people realise that their pirated software is the problem, they will be incented to go legit.

      It strikes me that ISPs should be responsible for malware/spam coming from their networks in the same manner that a telco is responsible for obscene phone calls coming from their network, i.e. perhaps not legally liable (common carrier) but incumbered to deal with the problem appropriately.

    64. Re:Uhh by jensen404 · · Score: 1

      One caveat with getting the OEM version is that it is tied to the first computer you install it on.

      I bought a new computer with the intention of using my OEM copy of XP from my older PC (and putting Linux or Windows 98 on my older PC). XP wouldn't activate on my new PC... but I was able to find a crack.

    65. Re:Uhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The people affected by this aren't the ones buying and installing XP themselves. They are the ones that bought "no-name" PCs with XP pre-installed where the retailer is not a valid OEM licensee.

      It isn't just no-name brands. I bought a dell in 2001 with windows 98. When I turned it on, it asked for the product key, which came conveniently on a big microsoft hologram.

      The key didn't work.

      When I called dell, they gave me another key over the phone, and that key worked. I dunno what key they gave me, and whether MS doesn't like that key.

    66. Re:Uhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sheesh, i wish people would stop using "so passe". I mean, it's so 1990's.

    67. Re:Uhh by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      > No idea. I suppose...
      > No idea. Ask...
      > No idea. As long...

      No offense, but why did you bother to reply?

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    68. Re:Uhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares, Hitachi and Milwakee make better drills anyway.

    69. Re:Uhh by rocket97 · · Score: 1

      You can purchase this to satisfy the hardware requirement with newegg for the OEM OS. Also they have a special combo deal if you purchase this item with the OS you get a $5 discount so this item is actually free.

      XP Pro -OEM
      AMC 8" 4-Pin Power Cable Splitter Model Y Power Cable - OEM

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    70. Re:Uhh by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      So that you know that I'm not ignoring you. ;-)

      Seriously, all I know is that you can get an OEM copy of Windows with a hardware purchase. For me, that was building a complete machine. As the link I gave pointed out, however, it doesn't take much to meet the "hardware purchase" requirement. :-)

    71. Re:Uhh by buck-yar · · Score: 1
      I guess I just feel like arguing today.

      "Your DeWalt drill doesn't cause problems for other people if it breaks."

      You apparently haven't worked on an production assembly line.

      "Windows installations missing security patches become zombies very quickly, adding to the spread of viruses, spam, etc."

      A stretch. Thats akin to blaming a car owner for crimes committed with their stolen car.

      "..Dewalt ..be pretty lenient about making sure the drill was purchased through authorized channels."

      I used to work in inventory control. Usually, each serial number is recorded in warehouse inventories, and when no buyer is shown for that product, they'll know. Unless it was stolen from a store (or transit). In that case the retailer will still have a record of supposedly having it. It would be catorgorized as stolen or missing.

    72. Re:Uhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's possible that someone read your key in the store and used it for their pirated version, we do it at school when they bring the new boxes in, as they dont update them until they have to, so microsoft think's you're the original.

    73. Re:Uhh by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      That's interesting. I didn't know that. How can I use this program with other vendors, like NewEgg, or someone smaller like CoolDrives?

      Just add it onto your order.

      What hardware "counts"? If I buy a motherboard from one place, a case from another, memory from another, and drives from another, could I buy discounted Windows at any of them?

      Any of them should work. When I've needed OEM WinXP to install on a machine, I go to Fry's and pick up an IDE cable or power-splitter cable or something like that with it. (Yes, a cable counts as hardware. I suppose if you asked Microsoft, they'd insist that you need some combination of motherboard, processor, memory, and/or disk. On a practical level, though, I suspect the relationship Fry's, Newegg, etc. have with Microsoft is "ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.")

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    74. Re:Uhh by maxwells_deamon · · Score: 1

      here is a link to a microsoft site that has more info
      http://blogs.msdn.com/mssmallbiz/archive/2005/04/1 1/407118.aspx

    75. Re:Uhh by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      Why is Microsoft any different?
      Because Microsoft still manufactured the pirated versions. They should still be held responsible for the potential damage those copies can cause to the community.

      Your analogy was poor, let me try. Say you buy a Ford. It has a design flaw that causes it to lose steering. That's potentially dangerous to the owner and to the general public. Then you find out that infact the car was stolen from Ford before being sold to you. Does Ford have a responsibility to fix the design flaw? I say they clearly do - the illegal status of the ownership does not mitigate Ford's responsibility to ensure that their product is safe.

    76. Re:Uhh by farble1670 · · Score: 1
      Your DeWalt drill doesn't cause problems for other people if it breaks.

      i think the article said that they would fix security issues. i think that's been repeated about 20x in other posts ... so what the heck are you talking about? if you are choosing to not believe the article, then there's not a lot of point in discussing this with you.

      if you put out a broken product, you have an obligation (IMHO) to put out a fix.

      MSFT sees software piracy as stealing. and the law agrees. fine, you picked apart some guy's analogy ... but the bottom line is that you are suggesting that MSFT fix products that were essentially stolen from them. and again, THEY ARE going to fix security problems, so their not fixing will not harm anyone but the owner of the pirated copy.

      yeah, it sucks if i thought i was buying an authentic copy of the software ... but it's unrealistic to think that MSFT should simply let it slide in that case. it does nothing to solve the problem they are trying to fix for themselves. they are trying to stop people from using pirated copies of windows. if they allow people to register at windows update with pirated copies, as long as they state "hey! i didn't know!" it isn't going to change anything for them.

    77. Re:Uhh by farble1670 · · Score: 1
      sure, but how do they prove "knowingly?" i don't know the details, but i can assure you, simply stating "i didn't know" isn't going to be enough to save your ass.

      if your flea-market dealing is selling new PCs for $99, and a copy of windows XP costs $199, and he doesn't give you the original CD ... you will be found guilty.

      by the same token, if i buy stereo equipment for $200 that is openly advertised for $1000 retail, too bad, you will be found guilty.

    78. Re:Uhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, pirating is not "stealing." Pirating is pirating and stealing is stealing. They're nowhere near the same thing.

    79. Re:Uhh by Ingolfke · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is releasing free security updates regardless of whether the copy of the OS you're running is legal or not, so they're addressing the saftey issue. If you did take the car in for a repair, Ford would run the VIN, show that it was stolen and could legally confiscate the vehical and would not owe you any service. The actual purchase of the vehicle or software is what entitles you to have it service/supported by the manufacturer, not the fact that it exists.

    80. Re:Uhh by Entropius · · Score: 1

      ... which is ironic, since by moral arguments piracy is less of a crime than theft, since the thief actually deprives the victim of property, while the pirate merely creates property without authorization without depriving another.

      This is the point I was making in the grandparent, that piracy shouldn't be compared to theft because theft is (should be) the greater crime.

    81. Re:Uhh by ksp · · Score: 1

      If you buy a computer at a flea market, it better well come with Linux! Resale of the Windows license is NOT allowed, so it is by definition using a pirated Windows version even if the original owner has given away his perfectly legal license.

      Every time you pick up an old P3 for your parents, sister or whatever so they can use Internet banking and chat with you, you are required to buy a new OS license for it!

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    82. Re:Uhh by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Did you even read the post? "Should have known" applies.

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    83. Re:Uhh by Thaelon · · Score: 1

      But they do place restrictions on service packs which contain tons of updates.

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  3. Darnit... by daviq · · Score: 1

    I thought I'd get away with stealing from Microsoft. I don't feel that it is bad because they are such a ugly coding company.

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    1. Re:Darnit... by kelnos · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I really don't get why people bash Microsoft so hard and, in the same breath, talk about using an unlicensed copy of their OS. If you really think their product sucks that much, why not use another product? I can at least somewhat understand stealing something when it's good, but why would you want to steal something that sucks?

      Unless you're running some very specialised custom software that's not cross-platform, there's really nothing that you can do with a Windows box that you can't do with an alternative OS.

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    2. Re:Darnit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Unless you're running some very specialised custom software that's not cross-platform,
      Right, and there are many such useful programs.
    3. Re:Darnit... by Leo+il+Leone · · Score: 1

      1 word: Games

      If it weren't for most games not being written for Linux, I'd not use windows at all. Believe me. Nothing would give me more pleasure than to never have to use Windows again. I don't use it because it's good. I use it because I have to.

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    4. Re:Darnit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how else to i sync my pda with the software i've bought? no, the *nix versions don't do it. that is the ONLY reason i boot windows

    5. Re:Darnit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      coz if you wana play games you gotta use windows for lots coz microsoft bribed gamemakers to make games using directx so that proting them to another platform is to hard and not profitable coz of the smaller amount of users, when they could have just used openGL. and if they dont like openGL get together to make a cross platform alternative.

      im not paying $400 for the piece of shit i am forced to use to run some games.

  4. Nice... by op12 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So if your copy of Windows is pirated, they'll prevent you from breaking it by not allowing you to install new service packs :)

    1. Re:Nice... by MoonFog · · Score: 1

      FTFA: While counterfeit copies of Windows will be prevented from downloading updates, Lazar said Microsoft is not including security updates in the lock-out. Even customers who do not check their copies of Windows for authenticity will be allowed to download security updates through Windows Update, Microsoft Update for Windows and the Download Center, he said.

      "Those are available to all Windows users with or without validation," Lazar said. "We think of it like public health. We want to make sure no one gets infected by another system on the Internet because of our program."

    2. Re:Nice... by op12 · · Score: 1

      I ReadTFA...they'll let someone with a pirated copy get security fixes, but not service packs or other updates. An example would be SP2.

    3. Re:Nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Those are available to all Windows users with or without validation," Lazar said. "We think of it like public health. We want to make sure no one gets infected by another system on the Internet because of our program."

      Of course... otherwise M$FT would be sued off the Earth. Not giving security updates would be like GM turning off the airbags when somebody steals an Onstar equipped car...

    4. Re:Nice... by DigitaLunatiC · · Score: 1

      Not giving security updates would be like GM turning off the airbags when somebody steals an Onstar equipped car...

      Maybe it's just me, but I think it would be hilarious if they used OnStar to turn off the airbags of a stolen car... or the breaks. So many bad things could come of it, but I would laugh my butt off the first time I heard about a car-thief who died because GM turned off his airbag.

  5. Great news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope the public at large realise quickly that WINDOWS IS NOT FREE, and they migrate to genuinely free alternatives.

    1. Re:Great news! by dlefavor · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ...genuinely free alternatives.

      Sorry to demonstrate a solid command of the obvious, but nothing is "genuinely free".

    2. Re:Great news! by Raistlin77 · · Score: 1

      As long as the public at large continues to by OEM systems from Dell, Gateway, HP, Sony, Toshiba, etc..., Windows, for all intents and purposes, is free.

    3. Re:Great news! by Mahou · · Score: 1

      how is there not anything that is "genuinely free"? i've received lots of free things in my life, including most of the lunches i've ever eaten throughout my entire life

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    4. Re:Great news! by cshark · · Score: 1

      And they will. It's an opening.
      Think about it this way. Very few people, even the ones who get Windows legitimately actually think about paying for it. It usually comes on the systems they buy. Most people who buy systems with Windows on it usually get it from somewhere that is assumed to be installing windows legally. An OEM, or something.

      It's usually fair to assume that just about everyone pays for software. Even people who intentionally pirate software have paid for something. Maybe the latest video game, maybe Norton 2005. Doesn't matter.

      The thing is that piracy actually helps the Windows platform, or indirectly... Microsoft.

      Think about it this way:
      Somebody pirates Windows, and then goes about installing software on his system. Without knowing it, this person has just made a commitment to use the Windows operating system. Everything he uses from software, to hardware, to peripherals will now need to be compatible with Windows.

      If it's not,
      He won't be able to use it. In fact, everything he does within the Windows environment will act to ensure that he will continue using it for many years to come.

      During this time, he may buy a video game or two, a new printer, maybe a misc piece of box software from Walmart.

      Or better yet, this person could be a programmer. Someone who programs for the Windows platform. Someone who works to ensure other registered users will continue using Windows for years to come.

      So I wonder...
      Yes, piracy may be morally wrong. But, when you factor in lock in, does Microsoft loose anything at all?

      What about all of the people that are on their last nerve with Microsoft?

      Typically, MS has had a policy of accusing as many people as possible of piracy, and sorting it out later. What happens if one of these people who purchased their system legitimately, happens to have an OEM key that's believed to be pirated? How do you think they'll react when Microsoft refuses to let them do anything? Can you say, Mac mini? To this user, Linux might even be a promising looking option. At least it works consistently. At least it will never accuse you of committing a crime when you haven't. It's fast, and powerful, and allows for Windows emulation in most cases.

      As a result of implementing this, Microsoft has just alienated a user. Probably a long time user who has had little or no support, poor documentation. This is a user who may have been looking for something else anyway, but would not have seriously considered leaving without direct intervention from MS.

      What happens if there are thousands, or hundreds of thousands, maybe millions of users like this out there? What if it's something like 5%?

      Or better yet, what if it's the whole 35% that Microsoft projects to be out there? What would happen to Microsoft if 35% of their user base suddenly vanished, just went somewhere else? That's 35% of users who were previously happy using a Microsoft product that they can no longer sell anything to. Before, under the Windows platform, it was at least technically possible. If they all switch, it's not.

      I think that's quite a number.

      But even if only one percent of the total number made the switch to Linux as a result of this, it would make the same point.

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    5. Re:Great news! by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Sorry to demonstrate a solid command of the obvious, but nothing is "genuinely free".

      Actually, there is and it's called "compulsory labor". However, the labor would disagree on your use of the words "genuinely free".

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  6. Wait a minute... by Sensible+Clod · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Security updates are supposed to be exempt from the check.

    Didn't they say otherwise just a few months ago?

    Got to find that link...

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    1. Re:Wait a minute... by op12 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "They" (the media) only hinted at that in January. But if you look they said that at least initially even those with pirated copies could get security fixes.

  7. What? by JustAnotherReader · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Upon detection of pirated software the user will be given the oppportunity to purchase a legitimate copy of the software for a discounted price, upon providing proof of purchase etc."

    So if you're found to have a pirated copy, you need to show proof of purchase? If I have proof of purchase then it's not pirated, and therefore, I wouldn't need to buy it again at a discounted price.

    1. Re:What? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      It is possible to purchase pirated software from many pirates.

    2. Re:What? by NineNine · · Score: 2, Informative

      So if you're found to have a pirated copy, you need to show proof of purchase? If I have proof of purchase then it's not pirated, and therefore, I wouldn't need to buy it again at a discounted price.

      Not true. You could've bought a pirated copy (see all those "bi S0ftw4ar3 4 cheep" emails?). And at least in the US, it's not legal to have stolen property, even if you didn't know that it was stolen. They're being very generous. Technically, they could sick the cops on each and every person using a pirated copy.

    3. Re:What? by Chuck_McDevitt · · Score: 1

      Wrong... They guy you bought windows from might have pirated it, and you might be an innocent victim

    4. Re:What? by xlr8ed · · Score: 1

      How much Software would a Software Pirate pirate if a Software Pirate could pirate Software??

    5. Re:What? by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Informative

      Technically, they could sick the cops on each and every person using a pirated copy.

      I call bullshit. The only way they could do that is if I bought a stolen copy off the back of a truck somewhere and said stolen copy had literally been stolen, i.e: shoplifted, taken from a warehouse, taken from my house.

      In that scenario I would be in possession of stolen property. In the scenario of burning a copy for a friend and letting him use your key or downloading from the Internet you are in violation of the license (a civil matter) and maybe in violation of copyright laws (might or might not be a criminal matter -- more likely a civil penalty and/or fine).

      In no case are you in possession of stolen property for merely violating the license agreement -- despite all BSA/Microsoft propaganda to the contrary.

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    6. Re:What? by BaudKarma · · Score: 1

      Proof of purchase doesn't mean proof of legitimate copy of Windows. You might have bought a budget system from some strip mall store somewhere, and they could be putting the same copy of Windows on every system they sell. In that case, MS wants to see proof that they charged you for Windows without installing a licensed copy. That lets MS sic their lawyers on the store.

      If you didn't need proof that you paid *someone* for your copy of Windows, then everyone who wanted to buy XP would install a pirated copy, fail the security check, and grab the discount.

      Anyone know how much the discount is?

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    7. Re:What? by The+Warlock · · Score: 1

      The discount is the OEM price instead of the retail price, which you can get anyway. However, if you really detail your source of the piracy (and it's someone who sold it to you and not, for instance, a couple dozen anonymous BitTorrent peers) the discount is $free.

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    8. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong! Copyright violation is a civil offense, not a criminal one.

    9. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a large number of merchants, both on the internet and in regular brick-and-mortar stores, that manufacture white box machines and sell them. Some of these machines come with Windows installed on them.

      How can I be 100% sure that the person who built the machine actually has the right to install Windows, and has paid Microsoft for the software they installed on my machine?

      It's difficult (if not impossible) as a user to tell the difference between "yep, the manufacturer bought a legitimate license for the software they installed on my machine" and "they reused an old license number many times, or installed a cracked copy."

      I may be able to show I purchased a machine in good faith, without necessarilly knowing the software wasn't licensed. This, by the way, also gives Microsoft a way to track who is bootlegging their software--if I have a reciept from Big John's Computers for a P4 with WinXP installed, and my license isn't legit, you can bet Microsoft's attorneys will have a frank and open discussion with Big John's Computers....

    10. Re:What? by Solosoft · · Score: 1

      Haha ... I can see it now ...

      "Arr me maties ... you be looking for Windows XP for cheap. arr ... me protect this copy like me treasure from beyond the sea. Arr ... you need me copy of XP that costs you 10 dublins of gold ... arr ..."

      Would you purchase somthing from a pirate on a street corner :)

    11. Re:What? by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

      Technically, they could sick the cops

      Technically, that would be sic

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    12. Re:What? by NineNine · · Score: 1

      You're right. Thanks for the correction.

    13. Re:What? by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      And at least in the US, it's not legal to have stolen property, even if you didn't know that it was stolen.

      Wrong. In the US, you have to know it was stolen, or "a reasonable person would know" for it to be illegal. Buying it on ebay from a user with 500+ rating, stolen or not, a "reasonable person" would think it was legit, so buying it is NOT a crime unless you KNEW it was stolen.

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    14. Re:What? by amliebsch · · Score: 1
      Wrong! Copyright violation is a civil offense, not a criminal one.

      Wrong! It's both.

      17 USC

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    15. Re:What? by NineNine · · Score: 1

      A "reasonable person" doesn't buy stuff through eBay and have any expectations as far as quality goes. If a "reasonable person" believes those silly seller ratings on eBay, please send them my way. I have a bridge to sell them.

    16. Re:What? by mranchovy · · Score: 1

      Proof of Purchase from the pirates--when you provide that proof, Microsoft will give you a legit copy at a discount as a way of saying thank you for telling them where to send the cops.

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    17. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically, they could sick the cops on each and every person using a pirated copy.

      Yer a bleeding idiot.

      The proper spelling is: sic

  8. one question by Bananatree3 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How exactly do they check for it being a pirated copy? I mean other then checking their database of registered windows users and comparing it to the computer, how do they know the difference?

    1. Re:one question by NineNine · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How exactly do they check for it being a pirated copy? I mean other then checking their database of registered windows users and comparing it to the computer, how do they know the difference?

      300 people using the same single user registration key/serial number is a pretty damn good indication.

    2. Re:one question by th0mas.sixbit.org · · Score: 1

      your title should read "one question, with answer included." ;)

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    3. Re:one question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about corporate licensing?

    4. Re:one question by Winckle · · Score: 2, Funny

      I mean other then checking their database of registered windows users and comparing it to the computer
      hmm I wonder how...

    5. Re:one question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually they don't. People using downloaded versions of Windows XP that have been cracked to bypass activation is what they will catch. People using school or commercial versions that have been bought, and then passed around to employees, friends, etc that are non-activation versions still show as genuine.

    6. Re:one question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your title should read "Re:one question, with answer included." ;)

    7. Re:one question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but what about those of us with legitimate BUT UNREGISTERED copies?

    8. Re:one question by NathanM412 · · Score: 1

      I'll let microsoft answer that question for you. Here is what happened to a friend of mine ;-) who tried to validate his copy of windows.

      Validation Failure: Invalid Product Key[0x80080220]
      Why did it not validate?
      The product key associated with your copy of Windows is on Microsoft's invalid list. The type of key found on your system is typically licensed by organizations who want to use multiple copies of windows. If the organization does not renew their license or their key has been stolen it is placed on this list.

    9. Re:one question by aardwolf64 · · Score: 1

      Well, if the license key you used has been previously used to register 10,000 copies of Windows, it is pretty safe to assume that your version is pirated...

    10. Re:one question by CthulhuDreamer · · Score: 1

      "300 people using the same single user registration key/serial number is a pretty damn good indication."

      Actually, my network was set up that way at one time. I had fifty copies of Windows 2000 (and Office 2000) in shrinkwrap in the closet, but every copy on the floor was installed from the same disk using the same serial numbers. (This was all pre-Activation.)

      I would have passed a physical audit, but an online validation page would had killed me. I do hope there will be a way to re-enter legit serial codes without having to reinstall.

    11. Re:one question by legirons · · Score: 1

      "300 people using the same single user registration key/serial number is a pretty damn good indication."

      Technically, that only proves that they're entered the same unlock-code, not that they don't have a valid license.

    12. Re:one question by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2, Interesting
      What about corporate licensing?

      Corporate keys are different to consumer keys. There's a system to tell what a key is for, just by looking at it.

    13. Re:one question by jonfr · · Score: 1

      They Check the Windows XP serial with there own serial database. If it is not found, your computer cannot get updates.

  9. Hmmm by Omg+Kthxbye · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Upon detection of pirated software the user will be given the oppportunity to purchase a legitimate copy of the software for a discounted price" Wait, so all I have to do to get Windows at a discount is download a pirated copy and fail the detection test? Sounds good to me!

    1. Re:Hmmm by Crimsane · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yea sounds great to me too!
      All you have to do is give microsoft your shipping address after admitting you've pirated their software.

    2. Re:Hmmm by seymansey · · Score: 0

      In other words... 1. Get hold of a dodgy copy of windows 2. Wait for M$ to detect its dodgyness 3. Claim discount and sell resultant copy on ebay 4. ???? 5. Profit!!

  10. Some thoughts. by AnObfuscator · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wrote about this earlier today on bitsofnews.com. I'll save you the click and paste my thoughts here.

    I am not sure how MS expects to keep pushing this down people's throats.
    Most people don't want to be treated as thieves, and I can see some general backlash coming to MS from this.

    I really don't see how this will, in the long run, benefit MS. Most people in the 1st world buy a computer from a major distributer, and use the (usually) legit copy of Windows from that. I'm guessing that that one-third number includes nations like India and China, where people can't afford the 1st world pricing scheme of Windows.

    Oh, wait, silly me, why don't these poor people just use XP Starter Edition? Right. That's the ticket.

    Do they seriously think this will decrease piracy in the 3rd world? All they've really done is cripple their product. They now have several issues to deal with.

    This "Genuine Advantage" program is tantamount to legitimizing "pirated" XP. To many, I suspect it sends the message: "Ok, use pirated XP if you want, we'll just give special benefits to those who pay us." It's almost like a "shareware" model of distribution. Seeing how they are trying to push "XP Starter Edition", I seriously doubt this is their intent -- but it looks like they've emasculated that product entirely.

    Simply, Pirated XP Home/Pro is still less crippled than XP SE. So for the 3rd world market, it's a choice between paying for a highly crippled OS, or getting a slightly crippled OS for free. I don't see many people paying for the privilege of less features.

    This is also a potential gold mine for alternative OS's, such as the newer GNU/Linux systems pushing ease-of-install; Ubuntu, Mepis, Mandravia, Fedora spring to mind immediately, and there are many others.

    Given the choice of a super-crippled SE, a somewhat-crippled XP Home/Pro, or a fully-functional GNU/Linux, GNU/Linux becomes an increasingly "no-brainer" solution.

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    1. Re:Some thoughts. by NineNine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Given the choice of a super-crippled SE, a somewhat-crippled XP Home/Pro, or a fully-functional GNU/Linux, GNU/Linux becomes an increasingly "no-brainer" solution.

      Considering that they'll give people the option of buying XP Pro for $150? Are you kidding? $150 isn't nearly enough to make people even consider switching platforms, and going through all the related headaches. If anything, they'll sell a hell of a lot more copies of XP. But, I think you're right. People who consider switching platforms over $150 are pretty brainless.

    2. Re:Some thoughts. by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
      m not sure how MS expects to keep pushing this down people's throats. Most people don't want to be treated as thieves...

      Because most people accept that, regardless of the fact that "Windows sucks", it's wrong (and possibly illegal) to use pirated software. They understand that in using pirated software, they can't expect to be treated the same as if they had purchased the software in a store. It all makes sense, really.

      ..., and I can see some general backlash coming to MS from this...

      Really? When? This type of thing has been Microsoft policy for quite some time, and to date, there has been no discernable consumer backlash, probably because people realize that they give up certain rights when they use non-legit copies of Windows. It's quite simple, really.

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    3. Re:Some thoughts. by NipsMG · · Score: 1
      Given the choice of a super-crippled SE, a somewhat-crippled XP Home/Pro, or a fully-functional GNU/Linux, GNU/Linux becomes an increasingly "no-brainer" solution.


      Sure it does.

      Lets see:

      Free pirated version of XP: Runs all my windows programs that I ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO USE because they're not available on any other OS.

      Free GNU/Linux distribution: Might run some of my windows programs if I use wine, which is not exactly an easy feat. And even then, probably won't run them well...
      hmm.. I have a feeling Pirated XP still wins. (for the people we're talking about.. in context)

    4. Re:Some thoughts. by Ancil · · Score: 1

      Most people don't want to be treated as thieves, and I can see some general backlash coming to MS from this
      Backlash? From people who never bought Windows in the first place? Why would Microsoft care?

      The plain fact is that some of the people who stole Microsoft's software will pay up, and others will stop using it. This is win-win from Microsoft's perspective.

    5. Re:Some thoughts. by AnObfuscator · · Score: 1
      Considering that they'll give people the option of buying XP Pro for $150? Are you kidding? $150 isn't nearly enough to make people even consider switching platforms, and going through all the related headaches. If anything, they'll sell a hell of a lot more copies of XP. But, I think you're right. People who consider switching platforms over $150 are pretty brainless.

      You missed my point. I'm talking about piracy in THIRD WORLD nations.

      Would someone who makes a yearly salary of $3100 consider switching platforms over 2 weeks salary? how about 3 months of salary?

      Also, most of these new users aren't switching platforms. For most, this is a first computer. So the headaches of learning a new system, transferring old files, etc are non-existant.

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    6. Re:Some thoughts. by NineNine · · Score: 1

      Oh good point. Yeah, maybe in the 3rd world, where people are paid $0.25/hour. It'll probably be worth it to them. People living somewhere where the standard of living is a bit higher (and time is worth much mroe money) aren't going to care about $150. Hell, that's less than what most people I know pay for their cell phone in one month.

    7. Re:Some thoughts. by AnObfuscator · · Score: 1
      Sure it does. Lets see: Free pirated version of XP: Runs all my windows programs that I ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO USE because they're not available on any other OS. Free GNU/Linux distribution: Might run some of my windows programs if I use wine, which is not exactly an easy feat. And even then, probably won't run them well... hmm.. I have a feeling Pirated XP still wins. (for the people we're talking about.. in context)

      No. In context, I'm discussing MS's acceptance into 3rd world nations. Most of these brand-new computer users want web, email, and word processing, not AutoCAD.

      So the choice is: a very limited OS that costs you a few day's salary (WinXP SE), a somewhat limited OS that costs you a few hours salary for a burned copy (WinXP pirated), or a full-featured OS (GNU/Linux) that costs you a few hours salary for a burned (legit) copy. Who's going to look at a complete OS (WinXP legit) that costs you 3 months of salary?!

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    8. Re:Some thoughts. by AnObfuscator · · Score: 1
      The plain fact is that some of the people who stole Microsoft's software will pay up, and others will stop using it. This is win-win from Microsoft's perspective.

      Losing marketshare & mind share is WINNING? Erm, I don't think so. MS has maintained market dominance by being "the only game in town". By opening the door to competition, they risk loosing a lot of the vender lock-in that has protected their market. How many times have you heard, "I won't switch to Linux because I can't run program X"? Why is program X not for Linux? because everyone uses MS. When that changes, so does a huge obstacle for many would-be switchers.

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    9. Re:Some thoughts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI, since the fall of the soviet union there is no longer a 1st, 2nd or 3rd world. It's developed and developing nations/country/world now.

    10. Re:Some thoughts. by benjew · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but for college students, $300 is quite a hefty sum of money, seeing as it would take me 4 months worth of money I get from my parents to purchase Windoze XP PE. 3 MONTHS man. That is why some college students will stick to Windoze XP CE(craked edition that is). So if you want to send me $300 or even $150 bucks I'd be glad to buy a legal copy, but until then its Windoze XP CE and Gentoo.

    11. Re:Some thoughts. by Fishsticks · · Score: 1

      You might want to check into your college bookstore, many of them offer heavily discounted Microsoft products (I can buy Windows XP for around eleven bucks, Office for less than that). Your school may also have some sort of MSDNAA subscription, so ask around and see if something like that is available.

    12. Re:Some thoughts. by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      People who consider switching platforms over $150 are pretty brainless.

      But much less so than those that make such blanket statements. Appliations drive platforms and not the other way around. If a platform supports a user's applications (like functoinality), then there is certainly plenty of room to assume it's a reasonable move.

      Case in point, for MS, you pay $150.00 plus all your applications. On Linux, for example, you pay zero and for many applications, you pay zero again. People that assume $150 is the sole cost of running MS as a platform and then brow beat them is what's blainless in my book.

      Believe it or not, lots and lots of people use MS to web browse, write emails, write an occational formal letter or document and that's it. Alternate platforms can easily do just that. And contrary to popular BS-myth, most Linux distros are as easy, if not easier to install than MS; assuming you're not running POS or MS only hardware. And, clicking a menu item to start your application isn't exactly rocket science, regardless of what platform you run.

    13. Re:Some thoughts. by doubledoh · · Score: 1
      I live in a "third world country" in the caribbean. The majority of people on this island, let alone the people that only make $3,000/year don't even have computers or know how to use them...so the price of an OS is pretty damn irrelevant. And my third world country ($9,000/year avg) is pretty advanced compared to some places in africa/asia.

      That said, when I flew to Malaysia and Singapore last year, it was pretty unimaginable for anyone to pay more than a buck for a piece of software. Paying high prices for ones and zeros is something reserved for extravagant countries. Paying for software is a luxury. No one thinks of pirated software as a moral issue in Asia because there really isn't a choice for the population at large that can barely afford hardware.

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  11. MS can Kiss my... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS can check all they want for my copy.

    I'll figure a way around it and and they can kiss my #@!2kdd...[LOST CARRIER]

    1. Re:MS can Kiss my... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some trigger happy moderator didn't get it. Too bad he wasted a point marking it offtopic.

  12. Evil worm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think it's about time for a Windows license-key and serial-no stealing worm. I'm sure someone will come up with one - possibly one of the smarter pirates. Think about it...

    1. Re:Evil worm by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2

      Evil? Shouldn't that worm be called "Robin Hood" or something?

    2. Re:Evil worm by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

      I'm avaiting the day when some virus writer realises that all he has to do is create a virus which does what viruses do, so infect a bunch of systems, but in addition it also sends the serial key of that windows system to a random ip in some small packet.

      The result: millions of legit xp keys in the wild. So much for this scheme.

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    3. Re:Evil worm by rikkards · · Score: 1

      Even better... A newsgroup. Course most of them probably would be the same serial number

    4. Re:Evil worm by bogie · · Score: 1

      "Think about it..."

      Why should we? Do you think it would be funny to create a total hassle for millions of PC owners who might end up having their keys invalidated?

      btw anyone smart enought to write such a worm is more interested in stealing your social security and credit card information then stealing a product key. And while these days plently of crackers continue to give a big fuck you to authority, they by now are well aware of how much heat would come down on them if they did such a thing.

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    5. Re:Evil worm by Barbarian · · Score: 1

      You think such things don't already exist? I am sure that they are deployed in small numbers on IRC servers. I imagine also that they do things like steal game cd-keys.

  13. Competition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, we knew this day would come. I wonder how long it'll be until they begin to also check for their competitors software and offer you discounts on their own competing software?

  14. Somewhat interesting user behavior by ChrisF79 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Its kind of funny when you think about it--users steal the software and then go back to get the software maintenance. It's kind of like someone stealing a car from the lot of a dealership, then taking it back a few months later for it's customary 3,000 mile oil change.

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    1. Re:Somewhat interesting user behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Except that a car uses consummables, but an operating system should come complete and not need fixes!

    2. Re:Somewhat interesting user behavior by Entropius · · Score: 1

      No, it's more like someone sneaking into a car company and xeroxing the blueprints for the car. They then build the car and start driving it.

      Three months later they hear that all of those cars have been recalled since the mufflers are on backwards and the door locks can be picked with a toothpick, and taking their car in for recall service.

    3. Re:Somewhat interesting user behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's kind of like someone stealing a car from the lot of a dealership, then taking it back a few months later for it's customary 3,000 mile oil change.

      Believe it or not, it happens occasionally. My brother works at a John Deere dealership. One night a tractor valued at $40K was stolen from the dealership. About 6 years later, the same stolen tractor came in for service. The "owner" was confronted about the problem, and offered to pay the dealership what the tractor was currently worth!

    4. Re:Somewhat interesting user behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, I don't remember compiling XP Pro from source...

      Mmm, gotta love those sexay "contours"

    5. Re:Somewhat interesting user behavior by badfish99 · · Score: 1

      My car doesn't need an oil change until 18000 miles. Does this mean it's running Linux?

    6. Re:Somewhat interesting user behavior by BewireNomali · · Score: 1

      this is not insightful. why/how should/can an operating system be able to account for software advances in the future?

      how can an operating system come complete? what does that mean?

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    7. Re:Somewhat interesting user behavior by mrRay720 · · Score: 1

      > Except that a car uses consummables, but an operating system should come complete and not need fixes!

      I guess you'll be spending all your life without having a computer then, since no such beast exists.

      What a stupid thing to say.

    8. Re:Somewhat interesting user behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because someone's running a pirated copy doesn't necessarily mean that they don't own a licence.

      I bought Windows, but had problems with activation. It kept thinking I had changed my hardware to the point it required activation again. This happened often enough that it made me call Microsoft and explain my situation before allowing me to use my legitimate software. That's absolutely unacceptable!

      So, like many others, I tracked down and installed a pirated copy. The tweaks and mods included resulted in far better performance and I haven't had to deal with activation since. It's actually improved my opinion of XP dramatically. Isn't it funny how a few "h4x0rz" working in their spare time for free can come up with a far better version of Windows than MS? Who'd have guessed (besides everyone at /.)?

    9. Re:Somewhat interesting user behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, actually it's more like somebody is using an unauthorized copy of software and is expecting the same updates as someone who paid for it.

      Software is not a car, software updates are not like an "oil change", the economics are different.

      And what REALLY gets under my skin is the idea that SECURITY UPDATES due to the incompetence of Microsoft's programmers are anything like "normal wear'n'tear" .. NO, the software should never have shipped with any security holes in the first place.

      Getting a security update is more like having a massive recall of a car due to a defect (but not EXACTLY of course). It's supposed to be a BIG DEAL, it's supposed to RARELY HAPPEN, and it's supposed to HURT the company's bottom line. But it doesn't of course. Welcome to the software industry. And Microsoft has the NERVE to charge money for this garbage in the first place, and not even give you the source code.

    10. Re:Somewhat interesting user behavior by Gruneun · · Score: 1

      an operating system should come complete and not need fixes!

      So, what color is the sky in your world?

    11. Re:Somewhat interesting user behavior by Renraku · · Score: 1

      Only its totally not. Practically anyone can do an oil change and keep their car running. This would be like you stole a car from a car replicator that worked off of nearly-free energy, and then took it in because they were all recalled to have a few bits and pieces installed to correct its tendency to burst into flames, and its tnedency to let people start the car without the key. Also corrected would be its tendency to open the throttle all the way and steer sharply to the left.

      So you see, they're issues of PUBLIC SAFETY not 'your system could be compromised if someone created a program and you had to run it by double clicking it 6 times.' but 'someone has your system without a doubt within 5 minutes of running unpatched'

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    12. Re:Somewhat interesting user behavior by Himring · · Score: 1

      I find it interesting when people defend monopolies. Microsoft has strong-armed, manipulated and bullied companies and people. They have copied, johnny-come-lately'd and assimulated. They have threatened and smiled, obfuscated and inveigeled and practically capitalized upon the home computer phenomena since their beginnings much to the incredulousness of their contemporaries. They are most like United Oil and Gates most like Rockefeller its owner who, at his height, was worth 1/42 of the gross national product of the United States of America. Yet, you could find some snippet argument such as you make here to justify a narrowed point into the ethics of dealing with this company.

      There are people with computers who can't pay their electric bills during this heat wave or even buy milk and groceries so their kids will have nutritious meals, or they're bouncing checks to do so and they're not sure how to make their next housing payment -- yes, they have home computers with "pirated" copies of XP (who came up with that term I wonder?). Should these people fork out their kid's next doctor's visit payment in order for this monstrosity of a company to get just a little bigger?

      As Rockefeller said late in life when asked how much money he needed, he replied, "just a little more...."

      When you're making their argument for them, they've won....

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    13. Re:Somewhat interesting user behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not a developer are you?

    14. Re:Somewhat interesting user behavior by radish · · Score: 1

      In your (quite bizarre) analogy, the obvious real world solution is for the car company to seize your stolen vehicle (you even admitted it was stolen yourself) to protect the public. In reality, they'd probably also call the police to arrest you, the thief. I cannot imagine a world in which they would say "sure you stole it from me, but hey, I'll have my mechanic come out and fix it for you, for free, right away!".

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    15. Re:Somewhat interesting user behavior by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      ...yes, they have home computers with "pirated" copies of XP (who came up with that term I wonder?)...

      I prefer "bootlegged".

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    16. Re:Somewhat interesting user behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say that if they can't feed their kids, pay their electric bill or go to the doctor, that they have their priorities just a little whacked.

    17. Re:Somewhat interesting user behavior by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      But sometime in the near future, things in the 'car' industry will change radically, and this car will be the only one your music and video will play in. It's already the only one you can do certain things in. This is a totally unfair, unlevel playing field.

    18. Re:Somewhat interesting user behavior by legirons · · Score: 1

      "It's kind of like someone stealing a car from the lot of a dealership, then taking it back a few months later for it's customary 3,000 mile oil change."

      In fact, even more similar, as cars are the only other consumer product I can think of that continually require you to present proof of purchase (in this case, car keys) before allowing you to use the product.

    19. Re:Somewhat interesting user behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, even more similar, as cars are the only other consumer product I can think of that continually require you to present proof of purchase (in this case, car keys) before allowing you to use the product.

      One more, a Kryptonite lock.

      hmm, on second thought...

    20. Re:Somewhat interesting user behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That should also apply to *BSD, Linux, OS/X, and every other operating system out there.

      Likewise, Automobiles should never need repair and should never need to be recalled, right?

      Why am I responding to a troll? And for that matter, after all this time, why have I not registered a new account? (I forgot my /. username and password YEARS ago and since the original email addy is invalid, I can't retrieve it. Oh well.)

    21. Re:Somewhat interesting user behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's kind of like someone stealing a car from the lot of a dealership, then taking it back a few months later for it's customary 3,000 mile oil change.

      No. It's like people making photocopies of my book and then expecting me to sign it. It's still ridiculous, but it's hardly as stupidly dramatic as you make it out to be.

    22. Re:Somewhat interesting user behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, now you can't sell your old low-id account...

      Anon since I already modded in here.

      BTW, was your id lower than 90K?

    23. Re:Somewhat interesting user behavior by Renraku · · Score: 1

      If I walk into a store, steal something, and leave..

      The manufacturer is still responsible if I am injured by using it for its intended purpose. If I hit a tree (a reasonable tree, not something made of steel) with an axe, and the handle flies off and gives me a concussion, the manufacturer is responsible.

      If that manufacturer could release a patch (lets say, a small piece of metal that clips to the wood) to fix the problem, they would do so, and even if you had stolen the axe, they would fix it for you. Either they try to say that you stole the axe and take it away/call the police on you, or they fix it.

      Considering this is software, formatting your machine or making the data useless/hard to access it a crime within itself.

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  15. Is there a way to "check" individual workstations? by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

    Is there a way to "check" individual workstations?

    On my workstations with auto-update, I'd prefer my first notification that something might be a problem in the field to not be an end user with a mystery dialog box on their screen.

    Anyone know how this might work with SUS?

  16. Blood is in the water and the sharks are near by zioncity · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Microsoft has a pretty good idea that their future is getting more and more dim. Time to cash in as much as they can before Vista comes out and is a total flop and security nightmare.

    1. Re:Blood is in the water and the sharks are near by op12 · · Score: 1

      It even looks like the name might be a total flop for them :)

    2. Re:Blood is in the water and the sharks are near by op12 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I hate to reply to my own post, but I couldn't help but notice the following quote in that article:

      "Wall says Vista will be analyzing traffic to its Web site to see what effect the "Windows Vista" name may have on visitors to the site. If the effect is significant--that is, if a surge of visitors comes to Vista.com looking for information about Windows Vista--the company may decide to take legal actions over the trademark."

      Think Slashdot has the power to get the name of the next Windows changed? :)

    3. Re:Blood is in the water and the sharks are near by supra · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This has puzzled me since it was originally disclosed (over a month ago). I don't understand why MS is choosing this route.

      The knee-jerk reaction is money. But how can it be? MS is the richest non-financial company in the world in terms of money in the bank. Additionally their 4Q-2004 financials proved excellent. Their gross and net income increased from 4Q-2003 despite all the money paid in anti-trust cases. Taking this stance on the basis of money makes no sense.

      The only thing I can think of is to start the move. This is a traditional tactic w/ MS--start looking in the direction you want to go before you need to be there. This way, by the time trouble presents itself, you have history behind you and thus less opposition.

      In my opinion, this decision will only serve to promote Linux. By far the biggest reason for Windows' current market position is easy access. Tried-and-true "hook-line-and-sinker" and/or "bait-and-switch" tactic. Most people use Windows because it's easy. "Easy" doesn't only refer to operation, but also acquisition. Requiring people to part w/ their money only serves to force the user to ask: Is it worth it?

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  17. I really hope that this is a pain in everyones ass by SeanTobin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I seriously hope that this causes no end of headaches for people across the world. I know of at least one system that I have at my office that is 100% legitimate and licensed, but will fail the authenticity check. It's a boxed Dell with the windows xp pro hologram sticker with the cd key on its side. At one point, the system was hosed to the point of needing reinstalling. I had just taken the job and there were no system images or proper cd's around. The sticker said WinXP sp1 and had its cd key. All the cd's at the office were either Compaq branded or WinXP sp2. So, I install with SP2 expecting my hologram'd sticker with the cd key to work. It didn't. Some fairy dust later and everything was installed and running.

    So here I had a legitimate paid licensed Windows XP Professional computer which will not pass the windows licensing scheme. I'll have to dig out a SP1 cd sometime and reinstall with the actual key so it will pass.

    I'm not saying its Microsoft's fault that the business didn't keep track of the original cd's. I'm just saying that I seriously hope this scenario is played out millions of times across the globe.

    I'm off to ssh into my home computer and emerge sync && emerge world -uD right now.

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  18. Checked it this morning.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Corporate XP Pro still works FYI :-)

    1. Re:Checked it this morning.... by Gherald · · Score: 2, Informative

      Indeed... all this rhetoric against pirated copies of XP and they neglect to address the priates' choice.

      For those not yet in the know (c'mon guys, it's been out for years)... Corporate XP Pro is identical to XP Pro except for its lack of any sort of activation or anti-piracy checks.

      It was supposed to only be released to Microsoft's large corporate customers, but of course it was leaked long ago.

    2. Re:Checked it this morning.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Funny, an XP Pro Corp I tried a little while ago was refused at the Windows Update site. It was installed using a key from a keygen.

    3. Re:Checked it this morning.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same, I tried updating today (just for the hell of it before reading this thread) and got the check. Using a copy XP-Pro Corp and got an "Invalid Mass-Key" message saying that I was using a key usually used for mass-licensing but it wasn't in their database.

    4. Re:Checked it this morning.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corporate XP Pro still works FYI :-)

      Not accurate, FYI... Some work and some don't.

  19. *scanning your copy of windows* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft has detected an illegitimate copy of Windows....
    The local FBI office is located 65 miles away...is this where you would like to go today?

  20. Does not hurt... by scrow · · Score: 1
    their profits.
    ... 35 percent of software worldwide is pirated. In North America alone, the piracy rate for software is 22 percent. "We consider that to be a staggering number," said MacNaughton.
    What I find staggering is the ammount of money Micro$oft clears in a year. They seem to make so much money, I can't help wonder if the piracy is only helping business.
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    1. Re:Does not hurt... by millennial · · Score: 1

      Of course it is. People with pirated copies of XP need MS Office, don't they?

      Oh, wait... never mind.
      /torrent

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    2. Re:Does not hurt... by scrow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed, but what systems are they downloading these torrents on. I bet the number of "pirates" who have built thier own systems and have not payeds the windows tax EVER are is small compared to the hordes of users who torrent (shiney new verb) on machines they bought that kicked back licensing fees to M$. To shift to a more general sense.. Microsoft, Intel, (insert your broadband provider here) are all making money *in part* by illegal downloading. It is akin to the porn industry motivating video technology or the drug war. We here a lot of clamour about "illegal and immoral" but these markets bolster the economy. What happens when this money dries up becasue of enforcement of the moral and legal standards? Answer: It will never happen.

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    3. Re:Does not hurt... by millennial · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'd be willing to guess that there are more computers running illegal copies of Windows "in the wild" than there are running legal ones. If every MS product on a computer is pirated, MS is not making any money from that computer.

      True, "immoral" businesses do tend to be a driving force. Pornographers were, after all, the single greatest group in support of the development of a way to package images and videos for distribution across the net.

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  21. What does it apply to? by millennial · · Score: 1

    The article didn't mention whether it applied to every version - professional, corporate, home, server, 64-bit, etc. Anyone have the inside info about this?

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  22. Trustworthy Computing? by Helmholtz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Perhaps I'm just being cynical, but doesn't this place the incentive on insecure code. Maximizing the number of "security patch releases" will also help (potentially) maximize revenue by quickly identifying "pirated" versions of Windows, causing said "offenders" to purchase legit versions.

    If Windows were to become secure and relatively bug free, this would cause their "pirate detection" system to become very inefficient, as there wouldn't be a great need for using Windows Update.

    I may be completely off base, but it does seem plausible. Perhaps we need Mythbusters ;)

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    1. Re:Trustworthy Computing? by bmajik · · Score: 1

      Interesting thought, but I doubt it.

      A figure that gets thrown around is that for each MSRC bulletin (i.e., MS 05-35 or something), MS spends at least 1 million dollars on taking care of it.

      Now, add to that the unquantified cost to the company's image (be that what it may), the hassle to all of its own employees/IT org etc for deploying, and the HUGE hassle to all of the MS customers (the same customers which keep MS in business in the first place) and you can see that MS would have to collect a _lot_ of revenue from every single bulletin before it could possibly make sense to issue security bulletins to get additional license compliance revenue.

      It seems to me that hte WGA program primarily focuses on identifying avenues by which mom and pop users end up getting computers with non-legit MS software on them.. when those users thought they were paying for the real deal. Going after the misbehaving OEMs is the goal i suspect.

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    2. Re:Trustworthy Computing? by flithm · · Score: 1

      Very true. A bad deal for consumers indeed.

      I actually have a theory that this is a precursor to a more wide spread anti-piracy scheme to be implemented by Microsoft.

      This is a great way for them to test their licensing check system without causing too much harm when it goes astray. People/Companies who get adversely affected by it will still be able to function.

      Once this phase is completed and they've worked out the bugs, they'll probably roll out the next phase of protection which will include install checks, maybe a check every time the computer connects to the internet... who knows how far they'll go.

      Basically if they get their way, running a pirated copy of Windows simply won't be possible.

      See my previous post on this for more details on how I think this would work, and why I think this would be a bad plan of action for them to take.

  23. Software Firewall by xlr8ed · · Score: 1

    This is rather easy to get around, when your software firewall says "Windows Update is attepting to access the internet, what would you liked to do?"

    [ ]Always allow this connection to the Internet
    [ ]Manually configure this connection to the Internet
    [*]Always block this connection to the Internet

    1. Re:Software Firewall by cr3ative · · Score: 1

      Then how, pray tell, does it download the necessary updates?

    2. Re:Software Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because then you can download updates through it, without allowing it to connect to the internet. Sheer genius. Really.

    3. Re:Software Firewall by xlr8ed · · Score: 1

      You can still download the updates as executables and install them manually, there is no need for the file to connect to the internet.. they just install with no checking...
      The manual versions are used for the Corp guys to add to images and to push out at network updates.

    4. Re:Software Firewall by QCompson · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that in the near future Microsoft was only going to allow downloads from the Download Center for "Genuine Microsoft Windows". You would have to validate your copy before downloading, like you have to now with some of their add-on crapware.
      Of course, if none of this applies to security updates, I guess it doesn't matter.

  24. Pirated by GuitarNeophyte · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sadly, for those of us who constantly change the operating systems on our "hobby" computer, we'll probably get marked that we've pirated their operating systems, even though we're just using it on one system at a time, and bought it legitimately, and have a valid key and everything.

    *sigh* as well

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    1. Re:Pirated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      not how it works champ. They keep a central database of every key shipped. Windows Update just checks against the database. If your key is in there then you're fine. I'm sure if they see it installed on 250 different computers at the same time they might blacklist you, but that's probably about it.

    2. Re:Pirated by rpdillon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This might sound like it's way out in left field, but this has happened to me. Twice. I have this second hard drive that alternates between holding my rips of DVDs and being a Windows drive for gaming. That only worked three or four times (switching back and forth, I mean) before it wouldn't let me use my key anymore. No message explaining why, just the standard "Invalid Key" dialog. Pisses me off. One of the reasons I use Linux. Oh, and no plans to buy Longhorn/Vista either...

    3. Re:Pirated by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      Don't they have corporate licences that allow you to install on more than one computer? I'm pretty sure that's how they got things setup in large companies.

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    4. Re:Pirated by Nqdiddles · · Score: 5, Informative

      I tried to use my store bought copy. I really did. But after a few hardware changes it stopped working and I had to call Microsoft (who don't seem to speak english very well) to get a new key. And then ten minutes later realised I still had an archive HD in the box. I took it out and got the same message again. I wasn't making another phone call, so I inserted a cracked windows cd and reinstalled the OS. Should the illegal version really be THAT much more user friendly than the store bought copy?

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    5. Re:Pirated by fitten · · Score: 1

      I've used the same Windows license (valid one) on a machine I've upgraded at least four times to the point where I had to re-register. I used the phone call option once and there wasn't even a human behind it, just recorded prompts then a readout of my new key. The other times I've just told it to update on-line and had no problems (took about 10 seconds maybe each time).

      The phone call did take the longest because it depended on a slow analog interface (me).

    6. Re:Pirated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But in this case you ARE a pirate as you are not allowed to move the license between machines. Moving it between machines is a violation plain and simple. Of course, I'm not saying it isn't reasonable - I think all of us would agree moving it is a reasonable thing to do. It just isn't allowed under the license.

    7. Re:Pirated by antiMStroll · · Score: 1
      Nothing that unusual required. We loaded a machine with XP at work and had to re-do it two weeks later when the original drive failed. The new load from the same disk refused to activate, claiming another machine was already using the key. One of the techs phoned Microsoft, waited fifteen minutes on hold before getting a person on the line who told us .... you just can't make this stuff up..... that he couldn't process the activation because his computer was down.

      Personally, I think this move on Redmond's part is one of the biggest boosts for Linux in a long time.

    8. Re:Pirated by dmsean · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess you know what that means. The hobby system of choices becomes Linux. So this is a Win/Win scenario for Linux! Three cheers for overpriced software forcing a more realistic market place!

    9. Re:Pirated by rfunches · · Score: 1

      I have this second hard drive that alternates between holding my rips of DVDs

      Well, no wonder your version of Windows doesn't work. Microsoft could get sued by the MPAA because you're using programs designed for their operating system to violate the DMCA and circumvent DVD copy protection! :p

    10. Re:Pirated by rpdillon · · Score: 1

      Actually:
      1) I use dvd::rip running on Gentoo on my main drive to do all the DVD ripping. I only use the second drive for storage.
      and
      2) I don't violate the DMCA by ripping my DVDs because the DMCA has a specific provision for "Fair Use", which allows me to rip DVDs I purchased for viewing in my own home. I don't share on P2P, and I don't rip DVDs I haven't bought.

    11. Re:Pirated by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 1

      I call BS.
      I just recently had to replace my hard drive, and I was able to reinstall XP and activate it with no problems. I think there has to be three different hardware changes (e.g. hardrive + motherboard + network card) before automatic activation fails (as at that point it would appear that the OS being installed on a different computer rather than just the same computer with a new component).

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    12. Re:Pirated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, where'd you get the pirate copy? I need one. :-)

    13. Re:Pirated by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      Same box, different subnet and city. We brought it back to the shop for repair.

    14. Re:Pirated by Xenoflargactian · · Score: 0
      2) I don't violate the DMCA by ripping my DVDs because the DMCA has a specific provision for "Fair Use", which allows me to rip DVDs I purchased for viewing in my own home. I don't share on P2P, and I don't rip DVDs I haven't bought.

      Interesting. Is that true? I thought the 'gotcha' about DVDs is the anticircumvention part, where it's illegal to circumvent CSS.

      Would you be able to rip the DVD and do a byte for byte copy legally? (for personal use)

      How about ripping the DVD to a HD, then decrypting it to remove region info? (still for personal use)

    15. Re:Pirated by QuaZar666 · · Score: 1

      Where is this "Fair Use" provision. because if there is one then I sure as hell haven't seen it. According to the DMCA breaking copy protection is still breaking copy protection, even if it is for "personal use/backup purposes".

    16. Re:Pirated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the internet

    17. Re:Pirated by rpdillon · · Score: 1
      IANAL. You ask an interesting question. The meat of the answer lies in Section 1201.a.2:

      (2) No person shall manufacture, import, offer to the public, provide, or otherwise traffic in any technology, product, service, device, component, or part thereof, that--

      (A) is primarily designed or produced for the purpose of circumventing a technological measure that effectively controls access to a work protected under this title;

      (B) has only limited commercially significant purpose or use other than to circumvent a technological measure that effectively controls access to a work protected under this title; or

      (C) is marketed by that person or another acting in concert with that person with that person's knowledge for use in circumventing a technological measure that effectively controls access to a work protected under this title.

      Note that they do not include "possess" in the opening paragraph of this section - the DMCA is aimed at people who would "traffic" in such material, not merely possess it. Hence, it is not illegal to simply have a copy of DeCSS on your computer. In fact, it doesn't even mention utilization of the technology, merely distribution/traffiking.

      But even if it did, Section 1201.c.1 through section 1201.c.4 clarifies:

      (c) OTHER RIGHTS, ETC., NOT AFFECTED:

      (1) Nothing in this section shall affect rights, remedies, limitations, or defenses to copyright infringement, including fair use, under this title.

      (2) Nothing in this section shall enlarge or diminish vicarious or contributory liability for copyright infringement in connection with any technology, product, service, device, component, or part thereof.

      (3) Nothing in this section shall require that the design of, or design and selection of parts and components for, a consumer electronics, telecommunications, or computing product provide for a response to any particular technological measure, so long as such part or component, or the product in which such part or component is integrated, does not otherwise fall within the prohibitions of subsection (a)(2) or (b)(1).

      (4) Nothing in this section shall enlarge or diminish any rights of free speech or the press for activities using consumer electronics, telecommunications, or computing products.

      Emphasis mine. So there does exist a provision specifically designed to retain the notion of "Fair Use", which is one of the great ironies of the DMCA that I often note. Fair Use makes it legal for you to view the DVD you purchased in a way that suits you (i.e. on your Linux computer), but the DMCA simply makes it very difficult for you to do so. Similar arguments apply when discussing ripping of songs from CDs, for example. If they were to institute a DeCSS-like algorithm on CDs, it would still be legal for us to circumvent it to put the music you purchased on your MP3 player, but it would be illegal for you to distribute the software that allowed you to do so. It is a sort of odd state of affairs, if you ask me, which is why the DMCA was a mistake.

    18. Re:Pirated by st1d · · Score: 1

      Maybe that's the real gig. MS knows Windows-only admins are among the most prolific pirates out there (and the ones least likely to switch to another OS). Corporates already tend to overbuy, and MS isn't regulating them as severly yet. (The old "we might need extras, boss" excuse.)

      So perhaps MS is gambling that the number of users that will switch to Linux or Mac will be offset as these Windows admins who cover their butts by ordering more through the companies they work for. Most PHBs barely have an idea of the number of licenses they need, and MS's tangle of licensing terms is probably more than enough that a creative admin can make it sound like they need more licences than they truly do.

      For the users that got pirated software from these admins, it's an easy deal. "Get me one that works, or else." For the admins, it's probably unlikely anyone will find out. For MS, they've suddenly turned a pirated copy of XP into a paid corporate license, possibly padding a service agreement as well.

      Damn, it's almost brilliant, if it works. Personally, I'll stick with Linux. Less headaches and a clear conscience aren't something that often find their way into TCO reports. :)

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    19. Re:Pirated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A few duplicate serial numbers on MS's database aren't likely to trigger the piracy alarms.

      They probably block them when it reaches 1000, or even higher.

      For example, here in Thailand, I know for a fact that there are only 3 XP serial numbers in circulation.

      The first one was the release of XP. The second was SP1 and the third is SP2.

      The pirates here print the serial number on the back of the packet and they have the pirate-CD market so well sewn-up that no matter where you buy XP, you'll be pretty much guaranteed to get the same copy (unless, of course you buy a legitimate one)

    20. Re:Pirated by failure-man · · Score: 1

      I found a really convinient (and legit) solution to this. The early XP restore CDs that the OEMs shipped didn't have, or check for a key. My current primary box got its XP from such a source. (Intercepted the disc when my grandmother was throwing out her dead $300 Gateway.)
       
      Sure, you have to firewall it before jacking in, and have to install like a scillion updates, but it will patch all the way up and pass muster with the Microsoft legititude tester.

    21. Re:Pirated by QuaZar666 · · Score: 1

      Thank you, that was very helpful. But I am sure the MPAA doesn't like to talk about it. Now I do read this also as problems like Decss would be illegal still, but owning a copy of it would not be as long as you do not distribute the program.

  25. That's all fine and good... by emandres · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's all fine and good for MS, but what about the people who managed to obtain copies of corporate editions of the software? These copies will report tons of hits, undetected by MS.

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    1. Re:That's all fine and good... by GweeDo · · Score: 1

      Why would a corporate license show as pirated? Do you really think that MS doesn't know which of their keys are corporate ones? That simply makes no sense.

    2. Re:That's all fine and good... by kaellinn18 · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't show as pirated, and that's the point. If someone had made a copy of a corporate edition (which may/does have unlimited licenses) and distributes this to all of their friends, then this Microsoft tool will do exactly nothing to catch these pirated copies. Odds are that the majority of pirated copies are like this anyway as universities distribute these to their students.

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    3. Re:That's all fine and good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone using a downloaded corporate version of XP Pro, I know it doesn't pass their validation widget. They have a list of known corporate keys, and they have a list of the keys that are in the wild for pirated versions. It tells you something to the effect that you're using a key that's known to be pirated. Come on, you don't really think that Microsoft doesn't have an army of Indian serfs trawling the net looking for the very same information that we can find on Google, IRC, torrent sites, usenet, etc.?

  26. More reason not to use Microsoft by line.at.infinity · · Score: 1

    The main reason I stopped using MS Office was after it "detected" that I was using an illegitimate copy and refused to run when in fact it was a legitimate non-demo version and came with my Dell PC. I thought I wasn't going to put up with this crap anymore.

  27. Guess the CD Key Generator Program will be popular by YukiKotetsu · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'll have to use it for every install now instead of just once, making sure I use a unique key every time.

    Really, how are they going to enforce this? Just for the top 5 pirated cd keys or something? Why should JoeWhoever have to buy their software twice because they were ripped off? Dunno.

  28. This really IS a good thing... by pickyouupatnine · · Score: 2, Insightful

    .. for Open Source :D.

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    1. Re:This really IS a good thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up!

      If people actually were forced to pay $199 for XP home, they would use an alternative.

      Hell even an uber expensive Mac looks attractive when you factor in the MS tax.

      Way to shoot yourselves in the foot, Microsoft.

  29. Next Fad: Windows Update .torrents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...in other news, Microsoft joined with the MPAA in urging the immediate and unconditional ban of the BitTorrent network, blaming the file-sharing network for an annual revenue loss of $695 billion.

  30. MS isn't doing anything wrong... by BTWR · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I don't see this as anything wrong.

    I mean, we have MS losing money on a pirated copy of windows. Fine. We can argue the merits of software piracy all night. But... when MS releases a patch, they are spending millions of dollars on R&D, advertising, lawyer fees, etc - this is supposed to be for legitimate users only. When you buy any software, you are understanding that this $50/$200/$whatever cost also includes free patches in the purchase price.

    It'd be like someone stealing a car from GM - fine, they stole it. But imagine if they later came to GM with their stolen car and asked for the $1000 engine recall upgrade. Nope - that's for legitimate carowners only. The $25,000 GM prices the car takes into account the small chance that they may have to set a recall.

    Plus, it's not like the RIAA. Nowhere does it say that MS will be prosecuting every illegal copy it finds. It simply says "hey, if you stole a copy, then that's one thing. But don't try and get free support from us too."

    1. Re:MS isn't doing anything wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Your post is rational, reasonable, well though out and generally free of egregious spelling and grammar mistakes. You must be new here.

    2. Re:MS isn't doing anything wrong... by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I mean, we have MS losing money on a pirated copy of windows.

      We do?

      Cite?

      (I don't disagree with the rest of your post.)

    3. Re:MS isn't doing anything wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows Update Costs them bandwidth they have to pay for. :-p

    4. Re:MS isn't doing anything wrong... by Klaus+Obermeyer · · Score: 1
      Except when your non-recalled engine fails you don't effect anyone else, your car just stops working. When a pirates copy of Windows becomes infected with worms and viruses it effects their friends, coworkers and every legitamite user of Windows as their machine is now a hotbed for viruses and worms. In the same vein it would cost Microsoft nothing extra to keep pirated copies of Windows updated as Windows is not a material object which requires actual work to fix.

      Untop of that your analogy makes no sense. When someone steals a car from GM they have stolen a material object which then cannot be sold to anyone else. If someone pirates a copy of Windows it in no way reduces Microsoft's ability to sell further copies of Windows. Indeed piracy is probably a large boon to Microsoft as it keeps those who would otherwise consider free alternatives (Linux, BSD) firmly part of the Windows software market.

      I do agree with you that Microsoft has the right to do this. I just think it's monumentally stupid and absolutely not in the interest of their legetimate customers.

    5. Re:MS isn't doing anything wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'd be like someone stealing a car from GM - fine, they stole it. But imagine if they later came to GM with their stolen car and asked for the $1000 engine recall upgrade. Nope - that's for legitimate carowners only. The $25,000 GM prices the car takes into account the small chance that they may have to set a recall.

      True, but what if GM made a car that ignited, exploded and began igniting all other GM cars in it's vacinity, rapidly creating a domino effect across cities simply because they forgot plug the "overflow" valve in the exhast line and local teens have figured out how to introduce viral m80's. This merits fixing all GM cars, even the stolen ones.

    6. Re:MS isn't doing anything wrong... by vertinox · · Score: 1

      It'd be like someone stealing a car from GM - fine, they stole it. But imagine if they later came to GM with their stolen car and asked for the $1000 engine recall upgrade. Nope - that's for legitimate carowners only. The $25,000 GM prices the car takes into account the small chance that they may have to set a recall.

      Grrr... You mean you created a machine that duplicated a GM car atom by atom perfectly based of blueprints and then when to the GM server and decided to copy a few additional addons like a CD player. Besides the bandwidth charges, you never costed GM anything other than "theoretical loss" except for the time you called GM's 800 number and when they asked for registry number you replied "Gotta go!".

      You have not commited theft. You have commited IP, copyright, and patent infringment that should be persued at a civil court! The only real world laws you have broken are the laws of physics.

      If GM decides not to assist you in this matter then it is their right to do so (and also their right to sue you!), but do not ever compare IP, copyright, and patent infringments to theft!

      BTW if you ever do come up with a machine that can copy a car perfectly down to the atom, then please, choose something else other than a GM car... Maybe like a Volkswagen Bug or a nice Toureg.

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    7. Re:MS isn't doing anything wrong... by goldspider · · Score: 1

      Assuming that the legitimate users are keeping up with the security updates (a whole different issue), they (theoretically) wouldn't be plagued by the worms and viruses with which illegitimate users would have to contend.

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    8. Re:MS isn't doing anything wrong... by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 1

      Unauthorized copies of Windows don't necessarily use Windows Update, so they don't necessarily cost Microsoft bandwidth. Sometimes they do, sure, but that's a side issue; my post was intended to address the fallacy that every unauthorized copy equals a lost sale.

    9. Re:MS isn't doing anything wrong... by Stonehand · · Score: 1

      It's still a bandwidth problem. The e-mail worms in particular can still clog your e-mail servers even if nobody at your organization can be infected because your e-mail server automatically detects and removes them; unless your peers also filter them, they'll cost you.

      Sure, it's not quite as bad as having the bandwidth problems *and* having your systems compromised with the aid of clueless users or badly programmed mail/web clients, but it's still bad, and it's still better for all around if their propagation is slowed by reducing the pool of vulnerable sites.

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    10. Re:MS isn't doing anything wrong... by SlayerofGods · · Score: 1

      Actually I'd say MS is one of the few companies that do actually lose out on money due to illegal copies.
      Think about it, if I were to pirate Photoshop adobe doesn't really lose out because if I was unable to do so because it's not like I would fork out the money for it anyway. I'd just use some cheaper alternative.
      But if I were unable to obtain a copy of windows... then there's really nothing else I can use if I want to use the majority of computer products. So I'd be forced to buy it. Therefore being able to pirate it does cost them a sale.

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    11. Re:MS isn't doing anything wrong... by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1

      Wrong.

      People, quit fucking comparing piracy to ACTUAL items (cars, candy, whatever the fuck you come up with). Doesn't work the same - PERIOD.

      Because they would've had to spend the same $ either way, whether there were pirated versions or not. They don't LOSE MONEY by offering security updates to pirated versions.

      That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read, and it's modded insightful - hah.

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    12. Re:MS isn't doing anything wrong... by BTWR · · Score: 1
      They don't LOSE MONEY by offering security updates to pirated versions.

      I've run a website for the past 4 years. I would LOVE to get my hands on your server that apparently doesn't charge money for bandwidth! That'd be great!

      Please explain to me how exactly MS's servers send me files and it costs them nothing? Pleeeeeeease?

    13. Re:MS isn't doing anything wrong... by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1

      Actually, bandwidth for MS costs pretty much next to NOTHING for them.

      You said But... when MS releases a patch, they are spending millions of dollars on R&D, advertising, lawyer fees, etc - this is supposed to be for legitimate users only.

      That's what I was referring to - nothing to do w/ bandwidth.

      Point being: they have to spend "R&D, advertising, lawyer" costs anyway regardless of who's pirating what - so piracy is not an issue when it comes to any of that.

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    14. Re:MS isn't doing anything wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "it would cost Microsoft nothing extra to keep pirated copies of Windows updated as Windows is not a material object which requires actual work to fix."

      Energy to power the extra servers and cash for the extra banwidth to serve the patches.

      "When someone steals a car from GM they have stolen a material object which then cannot be sold to anyone else. If someone pirates a copy of Windows it in no way reduces Microsoft's ability to sell further copies of Windows."

      !
      If someone steals a copy of Windows, what incentive does that person have to buy a legit copy of Windows? Sounds like 'Microsoft's ability to sell further copies of Windows" has been reduced.

      "Indeed piracy is probably a large boon to Microsoft as it keeps those who would otherwise consider free alternatives (Linux, BSD) firmly part of the Windows software market."

      Right, and MS, one the most successful corporations in the world, simply fails to understand the effect of piracy has on the OS market and revenue brought in from Windows.

      MS should simply disable the pirated software. Just as GM would call the cops if you tried to bring in a stolen car for a recall.

    15. Re:MS isn't doing anything wrong... by legirons · · Score: 1

      "I mean, we have MS losing money on a pirated copy of windows."

      Yeah, apparently all these copies of windows are 'stolen', which means that Microsoft had to manufacture the CDs, package them, and mail them out to the pirates...

      Seriously, if a software company claims that they're losing money to copyright infringement, shouldn't that show up as a loss on their accounts?

    16. Re:MS isn't doing anything wrong... by Infinityis · · Score: 1

      "hey, if you stole a copy, then that's one thing. But don't try and get free support from us too."

      Hmm...maybe what they could do is start releasing the software for free and then charging for support.

      Nah, I must be crazy. A business model like that would never work.

    17. Re:MS isn't doing anything wrong... by BTWR · · Score: 1
      "next to nothing" means a totally insignificant percentage of their profits. In that regard, i 100% agree with you.

      But then again, selling a $100 upgrade CD only makes them $50 or so, and that too is insignificant to their profits. So the point is moot. Just because you're costing them "very little" with a stolen product, you're still stealing. Is it grand theft? Nope. Is it petty larceny? Yup. Should the latter be legal because it isn't much? Nope.

    18. Re:MS isn't doing anything wrong... by myov · · Score: 1

      What happens if it's a known design flaw? What if the engine mounts are known to fail at highway speeds, the engine drops out, causes a 14-car collision? GM can't say "that car was stolen so it's not our fault". Security holes are basically design flaws.

      Any compromized machine (Windows or otherwise) can seriously affect other computers and lead to a loss. I spent 5 hours yesterday cleaning up the mess from one infected laptop that an employee connected to the network. Nobody could work for the entire day, until I was able to isolate all the infected machines. If a security patch could prevent this attack, should the user not be entitled to it because Windows is pirated?

      Your analogy is flawed btw. Unless you're stealing the car right from the factory, it's owned by (car dealership|end-user|GM leasing|someone other than GM). Not to mention that the car is actually owned, not "licensed" from GM.

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    19. Re:MS isn't doing anything wrong... by jaycagey · · Score: 1
      Well, MS won't be prosecuting every pirated copy they find...yet. From CD keys, to product activation to "Genuine Windows", each step leads to the next in their quest for Absolute License Enforcement.

      The only problem with this analogy is that once Microsoft has created a patch, their distribution costs per copy of Windows (legit or pirated) is negligible. GM, on the other hand, has very significant costs associated with every car that is brought in for recall repairs. If you were to make their costs low-to-zero, say you bring it in to the service center for repairs that you pay for, I doubt that they check if it was stolen or under warranty.

      My problem is the arrogance of software companies demanding the right to root around my PC at will. I think most people would be seriously pissed if everytime they tried to get something like touch-up paint at dealership (or even a free "I love my Mini-Cooper" bumper sticker), the clerks insisted on rummaging through their car looking for who knows what and mysteriously writing down info ("But it's all going to be used anonymously - we promise!"). Or if GM would drop by your house and demand you show proof of ownership before they allow you to drive the car. Every morning. Or else they'll reconfigure the ignition so it won't recognize your key. This is what some of the more aggressive product anti-piracy schemes are doing and where much of the software industry is heading...

      And the casual pirates who use a single copy on multiple machines? They just download the patch on their 'legit' machine and then copy it over to the other ones. Nope - this is about putting the screws to shady whitebox dealers. I don't have a problem with that. Except that I am the one that ends up jumping through the hoops, weakening my ActiveX security levels and abandoning some measure of my privacy so that Microsoft can wage their vendetta against other companies. I wonder - do MS execs prefer "bitches" or "pawns" when they talk about paying customers?

    20. Re:MS isn't doing anything wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I mean, we have MS losing money on a pirated copy of windows. "

      I feel just awful for them.

    21. Re:MS isn't doing anything wrong... by BTWR · · Score: 1

      by your analogy, if GM looked for pr0n magazines in my car before a tuneup, that'd be wrong. BUT... if if they simply asked to see your registration (not even license!) w/your name blacked out, then i see no problem.

    22. Re:MS isn't doing anything wrong... by jaycagey · · Score: 1
      But,

      1) We don't know info what MS is gathering (so it's like we're letting the mechanic go through the glovebox on his assurance that he only wants to check the registration). And they can change what gets sent back at any time. And after the Media-Player-reports-what-DVDs-we-watch debacle, we've seen they have no problems spying on us - unless they get caught. But that's what encryption is for.

      2) We only have their word that this is used anonymously - and there is nothing that precludes them from changing this policy in the future. RIAA has had pretty good success using IP addresses to sue people. I wouldn't be surprised to see MS go down the same road once they've finished picking the low-hanging fruit with this scheme.

      3) If I had to show my car's registration before every tuneup, oil change or even refueling I'd start getting a little pissed off. This is not an extreme example. MS and other software companies dream of the day that their software phones home every time it is launched and they can turn it off at will. Look at what they're trying to get included with UCITA (http://www.ucita.com/)

      4) Even though MS issued a press release, they're being sneaky. Check out the Windows Update site. If you choose "Custom" install, you get a message saying you should upgrade 'some components' to get all sorts of wonderful advantages from Windows Update. Only if you manage to spot the pale blue "Details" link (any lighter and it would blend into the background) will you find out that they're installing the Genuine Windows control. And it's irreversible - once installed it cannot be removed. If they're verifying this for my benefit, why must they be able to do it over and over again? Unless they have further plans for this nifty little utility.

      I'm guessing that the immediate benefit for MS involves clamping down on shady PC makers and casual copiers. But for the long-term, this is setting up the infrastructure for subscription-based windows.

  31. OK, but by seymansey · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing that if the security updates are still going to come through, then that is all that is really required of windows update. The "non critical" items which appear in windows are generaly superfluous anyway. As an example: Windows Media Player or the .Net framework - is it possible to download those from other websites anyay, quite easily. If they do prevent security updates coming through, then as has been discussed on /. before it is liable to create more harm as boxes become out of date and unpatched. And lastly - theres always the possibility that there will be a way around this.

  32. wont stop anything by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Several sites have the fulldownloads of the service packs and hotfixes etc...

    hell there are torrents available that will give you everything that are updated weekly.

    A buddy of mine recently offered me a CD of all XP updates including the lestes ones and his colleague at work was making a script to auto apply them all into a slipstream cd image.

    it will only stop the clueless casual non licensed software user. everyone else will not be bothered one bit.

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    1. Re:wont stop anything by Kisil · · Score: 1

      Like all DRM, this really only affects the user who doesn't know his copy is pirated. On machines with pirated Windows I install 2000 instead of XP, since it's older and needs less frequent updating. If I do need an update, I can download it from somewhere else.

      This will absolutely fail to affect users like me who know we're installing illegally, but doing it on a small scale. There are too many easy work-arounds for any approach to target this group.. but that's not MS's intent here. They're really trying to go after people who mass produce illegal copies, by recruiting the poor sap who buys a copy he thinks is legal. This is not an attempted attack on the guy who got a burned CD from a friend.

      Does anyone have statistics on how much of that "pirated 22%" is from petty hackers, and how much is large-scale piracy?

      (Sidenote: the "discounted prices" mentioned are the standard OEM prices on Newegg - hardly a substantial discount.)

    2. Re:wont stop anything by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      It would appear to me that MS's goal is not to make hackers buy legit copies of windows, but instead to force Mom, Dad and Grandma into telling them where they bought the computer with the bad copy of Windows. Grandma didn't want to steal it, and she will get a free copy, so she is "helping prevent theft" in her eyes.

      It appears logical that the problems with piracy isn't if you manage to put a copy on one of your computers, it is if you are selling dozens of computers a month with pirated copies, and charging people under the assumption that the copy is legit.

      I would hope that MS knows they can't prevent the individual hackers from having pirated copies, because they enjoy the act of defeating MS, and new "fixes" come out as soon as new measures are taken. They are also not what costs MS money, it is the people selling systems with pirated versions to the public.

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    3. Re:wont stop anything by Gondola · · Score: 1

      True. The "pirates" are very reliable in releasing periodic updates and fixes to their own work if necessary. Many of them work hard to protect their integrity in "the scene" by making sure they only release quality, virus-free software so that their name is trusted.

      If MS breaks the updates for people with pirated copies, an alternate system will emerge. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if a new type of distributed secure patching system would be created. BitTorrent + modified version of Windows Update.

      At the very least, a patch would be released that would prevent your PC from communicating its identify to MS, even if it breaks your automated updates.

      I think MS will be very unpleasantly surprised if they force the issue.

    4. Re:wont stop anything by In_Sovjet_Russia · · Score: 0

      Just subscribe to their Beta-testing programs, get a legit copy fedExed for free. Troll their Beta-Newsgroups, enjoy.

      I have a legit XP Pro (WUV5, SP2 testing), XP Home (WUV5, SP2 testing), Windows Server 2003(classified) and they might bump me into LongHorn, err Vista once my security-clearance changes.

    5. Re:wont stop anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow are you behind.

      I am testing windows server 2005, SQL 2005, .NET 2005 and was notified of soon to recieve the newest beta of visio.

      server 2005 is simply 2003 with more bullcrap added + an attempt to cut out citrix I have 10 user licenses that came with my copy. SQL 2005 is also simply a prettified SQL2003 + service packs. .net 2005 has som advantages, but it breaks many vb.net apps that were 2003 or earlier. (bastards)

  33. Their check didn't work when I tried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I tried a pirated copy of Windows XP and when I checked it said it was genuine (which it isn't because I used a keygen program under wine to create a license key).

    I suspect they have a list of pirated licenses and they just check for that. It has been posited in the past that they don't even know all the genuine keys that are out there and my experience supports that.

    I actually do own a copy of Windows XP (came with my machine) but I wanted to see how this works hence installing with a generated key.

    1. Re:Their check didn't work when I tried by Peyna · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I suspect they have a list of pirated licenses and they just check for that. It has been posited in the past that they don't even know all the genuine keys that are out there and my experience supports that.


      That's pretty much how they were doing it before, with the "optional" checks you could do whenever you tried to download something off their site. (for various Windows add-ons). They just have a list of the some of the most pirated licenses that they use to check against.

      I always wondered though, how many people are using a university copy of XP on their machine when they never actually went to that university? (The version MS distributed through the program requires no authentication ever). Also, some university agreements only allow you to use it while you are enrolled and then you're supposed to go buy it when you are done, but again, if there is no authentication, how would they know? These are the CDs and CD keys that "pirates" should get ahold of.

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    2. Re:Their check didn't work when I tried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's better than the university where I work.
      They don't give you a copy. They just 'install' it for you messing up your PC.
      God knows if its legal.
      I preferred to buy my own copy of XP. At least if I need the CD I have it.

    3. Re:Their check didn't work when I tried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect they have a list of pirated licenses and they just check for that.

      Nope, I can verify that's not what they're doing. I generated my own keygen to test the new system out on two different machines and neither one goes through the new system. Now, there's always a way around things, but I'm too lazy to fool around and figure that out at the moment. In fact, I'm thinking that, now that they're pulling this crap, I might as well commit myself to the final divorce with MS and only use Linux from now on. If only all my disks weren't in NTFS...

    4. Re:Their check didn't work when I tried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a couple varieties of keygens out there.

      Some generate keys which are accepted by windows but not by the latest round of checks.

      Others work just fine. Essentially there are a number of valid series of keys, but only one that was ever issued by MS - they just tightened the test a bit.

      Not that I've tried any of this personally...

  34. That will offer some nice oppertunities by trendzetter · · Score: 1

    Keep your linux iso's and burner ready!

  35. The Hassle Factor by RagingChipmunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Hassle Factor of using MS products has gone up tremendously in the last 3 years. I legitimately own XP etc, and yet, I'm hassled with crap like "Let MS check to see if you're legit before we fix our mistakes".

    The lockdown mentality of MS has already made me choose that Longhorn/Vista will not be on my PCs. "Asta la vista baby!". Sure they have every right to 'enforce' their anti-piracy efforts, but, they've made it difficult to deal with them.

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    1. Re:The Hassle Factor by mindmaster064 · · Score: 1
      I think this is especially true considering that there will be an OSX port to Intel available very soon. I cannot see why anyone would submit to the Microshaft torture test if they don't have to. People like doing their work and getting their games going. People do not like dorking with registrations, nags, "cannot reinstall", bloatware, and other such nonsense.

      -Mind

    2. Re:The Hassle Factor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tested the site, my pirated stuff was not detected.

    3. Re:The Hassle Factor by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      "Asta la vista baby!".

      Ah, sweet!! I wonder if the Governor of California could be persuaded to switch the state over to OSS - the sound/video bites would be excellent. Ahhnold waving a big machinegun, shooting the crap out of Windows, saying "Hasta la Vista, baby"... Oh, yeah!!

  36. They may have messed up BIG TIME here! by goldspider · · Score: 1

    Let's face it; a lot of people are using pirated copies of Windows. Whether Microsoft likes it or not, that fact help solidify their grip on the desktop OS market.

    Now this happens, and Microsoft is going to start telling these people to pay up, or else (whatever that "or else" might be.) So either the person is going to fork over the $100 for XP Home, or they're going to be chased to a free alternative.

    Now all you neighborhood geeks need to spread the word on this, and let people know that there is a perfectly good FREE alternative out there. These peopld don't have to pay Microsoft in order to keep using their computer.

    I think Microsoft inadvertently cracked the doorway to OSS a little here. Let's help throw it wide open!

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    1. Re:They may have messed up BIG TIME here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Microsoft inadvertently cracked the doorway to OSS a little here.

      I'm not so sure...

      I love OSS, and use linux (almost) exlusively. However, take someone who has never been outside of the the MS Windows world and sit them down in front of a linux desktop, and an hour later they'll be _begging_ to pay $99 to have Windows again.

      I'm not saying that the linux desktop is harder to use (actually, I think it's usually easier), just that it's different from Windows. It has a different look, the fs is different, and most of the software you own already isn't going to work.

      I really do think that most users would benefit from a switch to OSS, but to someone who considers switching from Windows 2k to Windows XP a big deal, something like a linux desktop is out of the question.

    2. Re:They may have messed up BIG TIME here! by sim82 · · Score: 1

      And I guess the rest of them will just stop installing updates, with all the consequences that will arise.
      In the end I think this will get even more people to use OSS than it might seem first, as there are now 2 migration paths:

      1. Don't wanna pay MS -> use linux or whatever

      or 2. Don't wanna pay MS -> Keep using winxp without update -> loose all that nice data because of security hole -> use linux or whatever and be glad you do.

  37. Y'know... by DwarfGoanna · · Score: 0

    ..not to interject some shameless Mac advocacy, but stuff like this is exactly why I'm a shameless Mac advocate (though any non-MS OS would apply). When you have upward of 90% market share, most of which is locked into you for eternity, is stuff like this really that important? I would think the resources put into developing and maintaining schemes like this, coupled with the awful PR it generates, are probably worse for you at the end of the day, or at least a wash. Windows activation is one exception to the "only /.er's will bother to do it" rule. I know more than one computer illiterate person who has 'fixed' their ill gotten copy of Windows XP. Shmeh.

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    1. Re:Y'know... by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      The actual source of the problem is vendor lockin. You know the sort where Apples have their very own boot layout, bios, etc and make it hard [re: mac mini] to install other OSes.

      Sure apple doesn't do this... but that's not because they can't. Certainly their stranglehold on the Mac is strong enough.

      A better solution would be open standards and a open OS/distro.

      Tom

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  38. Want XP? ( Pirate it first for a discount ) by popo · · Score: 4, Insightful


    Let me get this straight... if you're caught with a pirated version you're offered a discount? (or a free version altogether) Seems like a great way to shop!

    Only suckers will pick up a boxed copy from the store from now on...



    "they can still fill out a counterfeit report and receive a copy of Windows XP Home Edition for $99 or a copy of Windows XP Professional Edition for $149, Lazar said.

    Windows XP Home normally sells for $199 and Windows XP Professional Edition usually costs $299."


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  39. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are also those out there who have a dell with a legitamate key. What they can do is get the updates and then slipstream them into a xp cd for their other pc that isnt so legit...

    case and point: this stops nothing...

  40. What about keygens? by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 1

    How can they stop me if I'm using a valid XP ISO with a randomly generated (but valid) key from any number of available keygens?

    1. Re:What about keygens? by popo · · Score: 5, Funny


      How can they stop you? Well Jim... I suppose they could do a "whois" on 'civilwarflorida.com', and give you a call...

      : p

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    2. Re:What about keygens? by MattyDK23 · · Score: 1

      How can they stop me if I'm using a valid XP ISO with a randomly generated (but valid) key from any number of available keygens?

      Check if your copy of XP has been activated?

      Of course, this all falls through the floor if you happen to be using Windows XP Corporate Edition...

    3. Re:What about keygens? by Aggrajag · · Score: 1

      I tried (at work) a corporate version with a serial made with the 4in1 keygen and WU didn't give me any complaints, so I guess it is working.

    4. Re:What about keygens? by jobeus · · Score: 1

      They can't. It works fine (tested), making this whole fiasco worthless time and news.

    5. Re:What about keygens? by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 1

      Touche . . . and thanks for the free traffic.

      :P

    6. Re:What about keygens? by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      Looking on Google maps there seems to be less than 20 houses on his street. Why is it that American addresses always seem to be in the thousands?

      Don't these people know that the numerical "alphabet" starts at 1, not 1,000 and that it increments by 1, not 100?

      That aside, he lives in what looks like a nice place =)

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    7. Re:What about keygens? by Maserati · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, we're off topic but...

      The usual practice for street numbering in the USA is to assign each block a 100-number block. Some cities (in Arizona for example) actually make an effort to keep it at 10 blocks to the mile (6 to the kilometer, but that's a side effect). That way a street address actually tells you where the place is physically located. It's not GPS resolution, but less than 1/10th of a mile resolution just from the address isn't bad at all.

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    8. Re:What about keygens? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't working any more. I don't think you have gotten the Microsoft Genuine Advantage tool. It is now live and doesn't work with the 4in1 keygen.

  41. No-Broadband Users Screwed? by Xesdeeni · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So now, I can't download the update at work, where we have broadband, and transport it home (via CD or thumb drive) because I can't validate my home installation!? I have two machines at home. One is connected via dialup, and the other (an HTPC) is not connected to the internet at all.

    Do you know how long 266 MB takes to download over dialup!? OVER 11 1/2 HOURS!!

    Xesdeeni

    1. Re:No-Broadband Users Screwed? by Utopia · · Score: 1

      You can always get updates at work through technet.

      And even on dailup, if you leave windowsupdate on, the SP2 update will trickle through when your connection is not in use.
      Its more like 75 MB because windowsupdate will update only those files which you have on your system.

    2. Re:No-Broadband Users Screwed? by rahuja · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked, Microsoft provides updates on CD as well. Maybe they'll come-up with a model to ensure that genuine users can get update via ways other than downloads.

    3. Re:No-Broadband Users Screwed? by Threni · · Score: 1

      > Do you know how long 266 MB takes to download over dialup!? OVER 11 1/2 HOURS!!

      And that's assuming you don't use an dialup ISP like BT Openworld or Wanadoo which disconnect you every 2 hours (no, I've no idea why they do that).

    4. Re:No-Broadband Users Screwed? by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah, Microsoft USED TO offer a update CD:

      http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/protect/c d/order.mspx

      No questions asked either. I ordered one of these CD's when I worked as a tech, and it was great to have for fixing machines.

      However, I will bet that you can still find images of the update CD around - mind you it won't have ALL the patches anymore. Also, if the copy of windows is pirated and has a well known serial number, it will refuse to install (which only makes sense).

      You should see if you can track down a image of one of these CD's, or, perhaps Slipstream a copy once you have the patches. Pain in the ass? Yes.

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    5. Re:No-Broadband Users Screwed? by jmanforever · · Score: 1

      " Yeah, Microsoft USED TO offer a update CD:"

      I have one of these Microsoft security update CDs dated February of 2004, with updates for all versions of Windows. It has come in VERY helpful in the past, however, I tried to use it just last week on a fresh re-install of Windows 2000, and I was given an error message that the disc had expired, and was no longer valid - please contact Microsoft.

      It DID work after I set the CMOS clock back a year.

    6. Re:No-Broadband Users Screwed? by DroopyStonx · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Well, it's what, 2005?

      You've had well over 6 years to get broadband.

      What's your excuse for that, seriously?

      You lose.

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    7. Re:No-Broadband Users Screwed? by spoonsman · · Score: 1

      Considering that most of the updates seem to be security related I doubt keeping your non-internet PC up-to-date with the latest patches is too terribly important. I have a couple XP update CDs sitting around my place, so they definitely exist and come in handy.

    8. Re:No-Broadband Users Screwed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about the previous poster, but not everyone has a job where $40-$60 per month is pocket change. On my current income that is a lot of money. Dial-up is my only affordable option.

      Insensitive Clod!!

    9. Re:No-Broadband Users Screwed? by jcuervo · · Score: 1

      VPN. And get broadband.

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    10. Re:No-Broadband Users Screwed? by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Do you know how long 266 MB takes to download over dialup!? OVER 11 1/2 HOURS!!

      Are you afraid to leave your computer on overnight or something? 266MB is nothing for dial-up, anything you can get in one day is fair game.

    11. Re:No-Broadband Users Screwed? by multi-flavor-geek · · Score: 1

      I live in the woods, so no, I can't get broadband, unless I want some $70 dollar a month, with a $1500 setup fee piece of crap, that had 2 seconds of lag, and I would never be able to game over.
      But I guess that is the price I pay for being able to mow my lawn naked.
      And to have wildlife in the yard other than drunks and druggies, (drunk friends don't count).
      Shit, I can't even get cable tv out here, and worst of all, I am in the city limits of a city of 100,000 people. It takes me 8 minutes to get to my job in downtown!

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    12. Re:No-Broadband Users Screwed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did this idiot get modded insightful.
      Yo dude's I've access to broadband and can't figure out how to use google to find a Microsoft update for download from a Microsoft web site?
      Duh!
      Second non sponsored link at google for "Windows XP SP2" http://www.microsoft.com/technet/prodtechnol/winxp pro/maintain/winxpsp2.mspx
      There's your 266 MB update, dumbass!

  42. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by thesp · · Score: 5, Informative

    Also, an a Limited-User account, with all the activex security turned up (this is my current WinXP account for day-to-day tasks) the Genuine Advantage Tool fails to run, and requests a) Administrator rights and b) that I set my ActiveX security to Medium/Low. It then accuses me of having failed the test, and of having a counterfeit copy of Windows. So, I predict more security problems as people who have taken sensible security precautions are forced to abandon them for this tool.

  43. No non-security updates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What an implication...

    Posit A:

    Microsoft makes high quality software that has few to 0 bugs in it. Ergo there's no need to update and this is a worthless threat.

    Posit B:

    Microsoft makes buggy software so updating is a necessity and this threat is a backlash on their corporate image.

    Posit C:

    Microsoft moves to binary software distribution where you purchase/download a crippled version (or one which has one or two major annoying "feature" issues) where you HAVE to update to get full functionality. Making the threat "real" but hindering legitimate customers to begin with.

    C is SOP.

  44. Do I hear the $1.00 for a legit copy??? by GecKo213 · · Score: 1

    I remember not too long ago Microsoft was offering countries like India the opportunity to then purchase a legitimate license to their software for only $1.00. Do you think those who have been "pirating" Microsoft's OS in the states or elsewhere will be shown the same leniency?

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  45. Note to Microsoft by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny
    The more you tighten your grip, Bill, the more systems will slip through your fingers.

    This will be grand when employers start having update problems because employess (or even ex-employees) took copies of software home and now the machines in the office can't update.

    1. Re:Note to Microsoft by NinjaFodder · · Score: 0

      You're right.

      God forbid employers hold their employees accountable for stealing.

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    2. Re:Note to Microsoft by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      Nobody* at my old work took home copy's of photoshop and several macromedia products, the boss totally disapproved** of such conduct b.

      *Nobody in this context means everybody
      ** Disapproved in this context means, didn't care

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    3. Re:Note to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's actually loosening his grip quite a bit. If memory serves me, the original plan was for pirated copies to be blocked altogether, only they have since decided to exempt security patches from being blocked. I guess they realized that leaving *all* pirated copies vulnerable would've ultimately led to massive zombie networks capable of bringing down the entire Internet. I mean think about it... patch comes out, virus writers note the exploit and send viruses out knowing that millions of PCs will not be supported... it would've been a nightmare scenario.

      Of course, this decision doesn't help them a whole lot either, since pretty much all of the patches you would want are security patches anyway.

    4. Re:Note to Microsoft by DianeOfTheMoon · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with you here.

      Personally, I find this to be some of the best news to come out of Redmond in a long time, and I can only hope that they will tighten their grip.

      I am a Linux advocate, and out of all of the friends that I have, the irony that I am the only person who has legitimate copies of everything that I use on my Windows partition is not lost on me. Hopefully, when the only recourse for those people is to switch to an OS and system that is free rather than costing them nothing, we can finally start to see the uptake of Linux on the desktop.

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  46. Works Suite 2000 on 4 Machines by OctoberSky · · Score: 1

    Is this a Windows OS check, or a Microsoft product check. Reason being, I recently came across a Legally Purchased (in 2000) copy of Works Suite 2000, and used it to install Word on 4 different boxes.
    Am I going to lose all that? Or do I fall under the "Legally Purchased" Clause. I am sure there is something in the EULA about mulitple installs being a no-no.
    Also, the copy of Windows on each box (2 XP's, XPx64, and 98) are all leagal.

  47. WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy chooses a quote from the writeup which is wrong (RTFA), instead of correcting it, he comments one huge paragraph based on it, and gets modded to +5? Only on Slashdot.

  48. Careful what you wish for... by RiffRafff · · Score: 1

    "Upon detection of pirated software the user will be given the oppportunity to"... finally cut the strings and go to Linux one hundred percent. No more dual-booting.

    Works for me.

    See ya around, Bill.

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    1. Re:Careful what you wish for... by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      Heh. I'm stuck with dual booting my work laptop. But then, that's OK, because work also supplies nicely packaged updates which will install themselves whenever the Tivoli Framework updater gets them downloaded. We're told never to enable Windows Update, nor to download patches from Microsoft. That's not because all 100,000 employees have illegal copies, either. The company isn't just in bed with Microsoft, we're joined at the hip and shoulder... We have some kind of "all you can eat" license agreement, and besides, every new laptop comes with WinXP Pro and a legit key.

  49. Two-Pronged Approach is Best by reporter · · Score: 1
    A two-pronged approach to piracy is best. One prong is what Microsoft is doing now. Namely, it is begging pirates to identify themselves.

    Begging has limited utility.

    Another, more effective approach, is to deliberately distribute 2 versions of each software package: (1) regular and (2) deliberately virus infected (i.e. boobytrapped by Microsoft itself). In conjunction with American law enforcement and Interpol, Microsoft uses plain-dressed folks to deliberately forward copies of the boobytrapped software to various groups in China and other hotbeds of piracy. One possible boobytrap, for example, could be deleteing random files.

    After a while, the pirated-software-loving folks who use these boobytrapped packages will suffer huge losses: lost sales (due to spontaneous e-mailing of company data to a competitor), injured patients (due to altered patient data), etc. These huge losses will convince the people to stick with the real McCoy and actually buy the software that they use. They will learn the price of pirating software.

    A side benefit is that Linux and other open-source software will become even more popular.

    1. Re:Two-Pronged Approach is Best by indifferent+children · · Score: 3, Funny
      After a while, the pirated-software-loving folks who use these boobytrapped packages will suffer huge losses: lost sales (due to spontaneous e-mailing of company data to a competitor), injured patients (due to altered patient data), etc.

      But legal M$ users have been suffering these problems for years, and they haven't cleaned-up their act. Even after you announced what you had done, no one could tell if their copy had been deliberately boobytrapped, or was just a normal copy of Windows.

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    2. Re:Two-Pronged Approach is Best by OrangeTide · · Score: 3, Informative

      Unfortunately most legal systems (American included) do not allow companies to "boobytrap" products. So Microsoft would become liable for any damage done to your computer (if the pirated copy happened to float back over from China).

      If you could keep total secrecy about the operation and then just claim some malicious hackers have released compromised versions of Windows, then you could probably get away with it. (I think Microsoft already claims that this happens, and cites it as one of the reasons you should not pirate their software).

      For example Banks "boobytrap" money with an dye bomb to mark robbers. But the law protects the banks because the dye is not intended to harm the robber. If your trojan-ized "pirate's version" of Windows intentionally damaged data, made long distance phone calls or damaged the reputation of an individual then you'd have serious problems in courts. If the pirate's version just signaled home and disabled further activity on the system (without damaging data, or preventing access to it, such as encrypting the drive), then that would be allowable.

      Microsoft doesn't own the data on your drive, the creator of the data does. And it is likely that you've at least created a tiny bit of your own data. So at least a small part of your computer content belongs to you and you alone.

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    3. Re:Two-Pronged Approach is Best by weierstrass · · Score: 1

      What stops people pirating the genuine version?

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    4. Re:Two-Pronged Approach is Best by DA-MAN · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Another, more effective approach, is to deliberately distribute 2 versions of each software package: (1) regular and (2) deliberately virus infected (i.e. boobytrapped by Microsoft itself).

      IIRC Microsoft had distributed a warez version of Visual Basic 6.0 with a warez group nfo file due to the wrong cd going to the presses.

      I'm just saying . . .

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    5. Re:Two-Pronged Approach is Best by typical · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Unfortunately most legal systems (American included) do not allow companies to "boobytrap" products.

      Why is this unfortunate? I have no interest in living in a society with what amounts to a privatized judicial and law enforcement system.

      I suspect that most of you don't either.

      For example, suppose a car manufacturer produced cars that exploded when consistently driven above the speed limit. Well, that may well be justifiably smacking a criminal, but I don't really have any interest in letting private companies dispense whatever "justice" they feel like taking part in.

      What if spyware had an EULA saying that you couldn't remove it, and it took malicious action if you tried to do so?

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    6. Re:Two-Pronged Approach is Best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Inserting the software in the chain could be seen as giving it away. So all one would need is a handy dandy patch to stop the booby trapping (and in all honesty warez release groups are paranoid to make sure the releases are high quality), and one could end up with a legal copy (after all MS did the distribution).

    7. Re:Two-Pronged Approach is Best by doctormetal · · Score: 1
      What stops people pirating the genuine version?

      Absolutely nothing.

      It is the same as with XPSP1 that would not install on pirated versions. It just contained a blacklist of installation keys. Changing your key made SP1 (and SP2) install nicely.

      Tricks like this cannot be prevented, unless they use whitelisting of installation keys.
      This is a logistical nightmare and can also be circumvented because the software that checks for the valid serial must be able to access the whitelist.

      If you uuse a debugger on that program you can fetch the whitelist or fake the check.
    8. Re:Two-Pronged Approach is Best by senatorpjt · · Score: 1

      Tricks like this cannot be prevented, unless they use whitelisting of installation keys.
      This is a logistical nightmare and can also be circumvented because the software that checks for the valid serial must be able to access the whitelist.

      Isn't that exactly what they're doing? Your computer sends your key to Microsoft's servers which check it against their serial list?

    9. Re:Two-Pronged Approach is Best by LordoftheWoods · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that software liability was nonexistant. If not what's with all those disclaimers?

    10. Re:Two-Pronged Approach is Best by scum-e-bag · · Score: 1

      Do you have any proof of this?

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    11. Re:Two-Pronged Approach is Best by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      Me:
      IIRC Microsoft had distributed a warez version of Visual Basic 6.0 with a warez group nfo file due to the wrong cd going to the presses.

      You:
      Do you have any proof of this?

      Well, I can't seem to find the information regarding the incident that I was referring to. Mostly because I don't remember the exact product.

      I thought it was Visual Studio 6, but I did put IIRC because I didn't know for sure. However I can find proof of a similar incident, in which Microsoft distributed a virus (too easy guys, let it go. . .) in it's software.

      http://news.com.com/2100-1001-935994.html

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  50. fear the power of "detection" by vaith · · Score: 1

    oh noes, checking for piracy? great scott, i'm sure no-one will ever find their way around that. cunning move, gates.

    it might even be a full week until the street vendors have "Longhorn + anti-detection patch" selling for 10 bucks here in Rio.

  51. Not so bad by Spacejock · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was at an accounting software vendor's premises about ten years ago. This software had a $4000 price sticker, and they were showing me all the reasons why we should buy it. While I was there, front desk took a support call from a girl at some small business who was using this software. They got her to read out the license key, determined it was reg'd to someone else, and told her the company (ie. her boss) had a choice - put a $4000 cheque in the mail or face a lawsuit.

    So, we decided to buy our accounts package from another vendor... Not that we had any intention to pirate anything, but any company which could make demands like that over the phone, without any on-site investigation, was not a company we wanted to have dealings with.

    So, they *might* have gained $4k from the caller (assuming they didn't spend big on lawyers first), but they lost $4k from us.

    1. Re:Not so bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What a silly knee jerk reaction. You take offense over their brusque reaction in learning someone was illegally using a copy of their software. Put yourself in the vendor's shoes.

      What is wrong with a company trying to protect they're revenue? They are entitled to it!

      Now considering those using dishonestly gained tools,if they were honest enough to say we cannot afford a software product and not pirate it but look elsewhere, would we not eventually see more competitive prices as market share dips away from the big players? Also, competition fuels innovation, the lack of which slashdotters have been bemoaning about in certain areas. Look at the specs for IE7. Brought on by the emergence of Firefox.
    2. Re:Not so bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a silly knee jerk reaction. You take offense over their brusque reaction in learning someone was illegally using a copy of their software. Put yourself in the vendor's shoes.

      What is wrong with a company trying to protect they're revenue? They are entitled to it!


      I think he took offense at the fact that the company was willing to extort $4000 using the threat of a lawsuit over the phone with such limited information. The fact that the company immediately leaped to DEFCON-1 is enough of a red flag that I'd avoid them too.

      Maybe the girl had the wrong reg key for her machine. Or read the key wrong over the phone. Maybe the company bought that software used from the original owner, and didn't know about the reg key. There are all kinds of legitimate explanations. Even if it were a pirated version, they could have handled the situation much more diplomatically, and made 2 customers that day instead of extorting one and losing the other.

      Not to mention that they definitely lost the first customer. Sure, they might get $4000 out of them...this time. But do you think that customer will ever buy from them again after this treatment? Personally, I'd rather get $4000 every year than $4000 once.

    3. Re:Not so bad by ratboy666 · · Score: 1

      Back in the day, I used to license software (I also wrote it, and the manuals, and supported it).

      The software would sell for $1200 to $35,000 per copy.

      I had a LIST of EVERY customer, and the status. The software was licensed, not sold. Yes, I *would* fly out to customer sites to assist them with problems. Access to this service, and the ability to reach a person 24/7 cost an additional amount every year ($800).

      Now, if someone calls with a problem and they are NOT on the list? (which means, not properly transferred?) Read the fine print.

      And why did I do this? Because I had been ripped off before. Big time. And, really, I don't like spending big bucks on lawyers.

      PS. I would go after the company that supplied the copy AND the company using it. Both get hit. The company using? That would be: Please remit cost of item, and we'll consider it square.

      The comapny supplying? Audit now, and make me happy, or I *will* sue.

      Imagine that you "borrowed" some tools from your local mechanic. Would she be happy? How would you avoid criminal prossecution? Or a *least* a lawsuit.

      Got it?

      Ratboy.

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    4. Re:Not so bad by Schnapple · · Score: 1
      Right but I would imagine you would do a lot of investigation (or at least *some*) to figure out if the thing had really been pirated.

      Whether or not this is really what happened, the original poster at least walked away with the impression that a person in tech support, on the first support call, accused the person calling of piracy and demanded money or else they were to be sued. This is while the original poster was standing there. If they really did do this then this is what they deserve. But the original poster's fear was that this person calling might have been legit and was suddenly being accused of being a pirate.

      In your situation it would just be easier to figure out if the company that called in was on your list at all.

    5. Re:Not so bad by GISGEOLOGYGEEK · · Score: 1

      Come on!

      Any dumbass who has tries to get support for pirated software deserves the consequences.

      If the pirate(s) would pay for the software, the company could have recovered the development costs ... and a reasonable profit ... and perhaps only asked $3000 or $3500 for the same package.

      The customer support you witnessed was actually benefiting you.

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  52. Need a key? by fonetik · · Score: 1

    The last 5 places I have worked have volume license keys for XP that are loaded from ghost. They also have a perfectly good license on that sticker right on top of the system that has never been used. Hell, someone should use it!

  53. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by Jarnis · · Score: 2, Informative

    So? You need admin rights to patch the system anyway...

    Now requiring admin rights for authenthication just to download additional software is bit more so-so, but even then you probably need admin rights to install them, so the problem is not that big.

    Windows is broken in this regard that you pretty much need to run on admin rights to do anything with it :)

  54. Checking Google for unauthorized pre-copying! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In an article about MSN Earth (Episode IV: Parts of the United States), Google is singled out for pre-copying one of MSN's features, only 72 hours before MSN Earth (Episode IV: Parts of the United States) was set to launch. That's gotta hurt.

    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=10000103&si d=a1jaZMqSC2Fs&refer=us

    Let's hope they can also stop the scurrilous cads who've pre-copied their trademarked Vista name!

    # above was just to get attention
    # all my real messages include
    # the words "I'm normally as much
    # against Microsoft as anyone, but
    # this one time ...
    \begin{realmessage}
    All kidding aside, I'm normally as much against Microsoft as anyone, but this one time you've got to admit they're in the right. After all, they came out against crime. If you're not with them, you're for crime!
    \end{realmessage}

  55. I can't get to v4.windowsupdate anymore, v6 forced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At some point over the past day or two microsoft seems to have disabled v4.windowsupdate.microsoft.com and is now forcing the new v6 version (which does the serial check)

    Isn't there an independent update package for windows 2000?

  56. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by wowbagger · · Score: 1

    YOU LIAR! No self-respecting Windows user takes any form of security precautions! You MUST be one of those Commie-Tree-Hugging-Penguin-Frenching Linux users!

    Of COURSE your copy of Windows is counterfit!

  57. Will this affect new software prices? by IceSabre · · Score: 2, Insightful
    One of the justifications that software companies like Microsoft uses for the original cost of the software is that they have to charge that much to compensate for software piracy.

    If they now actively check for pirated copies and can catch X% of them, will they lower the cost of new software Y% since they are now theoretically reducing their losses, which was justification of the cost to begin with?

    Maybe if a new copy of Windows XP Pro didn't cost $140 there would not be as many pirated copies?

    Things that make you go... hrmmmmm.....

    1. Re:Will this affect new software prices? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People steal $0.50 candybars, what makes you think that dropping the price will make an impact?

  58. I use a Mac but I find it ok by theolein · · Score: 1

    I'm not a windows user but I think Ms is perfectly within its rights here, and they're not being overly draconian about it. They're simply disallowing updates, but are allowing security patches, if the copy is pirated. No draconian system shutdown etc.

    Of course, without Linux and OSX around and no anti-trust suit, I seriously doubt MS would have been so benign.

    Also, this doesn point out one advantage of one manufacturer making both the hardware and the software as Apple does: Apple doesn't check for serials because when you buy a Mac you already paid for at least one copy of the software.

    1. Re:I use a Mac but I find it ok by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      Their false positive rate is rather excessive. The validator is failing on as many legitimate copies as it is on pirated copies, maybe more. Are they within their rights to restrict legitimate users like this?

  59. no need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there's already multiple programs out there that generate 100% valid serial numbers for xp and 2000.

  60. 11 Billion Hungry Shares Need Food, Badly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The eleven billion shares outstanding for MS have been on a five year diet and they've lost quite a lot of weight over the years:

    http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=MSFT&t=5y

    Revenue growth is slowing. I think it is down to 7-8 percent this last quarter from a straightline decline from the 20s.

    They've been slashing costs in the one billion to 1.5 billion range each of the past four quarters. All the new areas MS has branced out into have been anywhere from washes to fiascos like the Xbox and Xbox 360.

    Millions and millions of people running old copies of Windows and Office are going to make a good chunk of those eleven billion hungry little mouths get up and find somewhere else to eat.

  61. Re:Guess the CD Key Generator Program will be popu by GizmoToy · · Score: 1

    It's likely that they keep a log of every serial number ever distributed. So even if your entered CD key or whatever they use is valid, they look it up in their little list and see that that particular number has never been issued, signaling that the copy is pirated. That would be the efficient way to do it...

    I bet they just look for the top 5 pirated keys ;)

  62. They better get this right by rabel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most people couldn't produce a "proof-of-purchase" after a few days. I know I couldn't prove my copy of Win2000 is legitimate, even though I legitimately purchased my copy with my PeeCee from my local computer store.

    In any event, if there are any hiccups on the validation process and Joe and Jane Doe Computer User get any bit of hassle from Microsoft when they do a Windows Update, I expect there will be a backlash.

    Hopefully, Red Hat and other Linux vendors are positioned properly to catch the fallout. "Windows Validation problems? Switch to Red Hat Linux and never pay for your Windowing Operating System again! Free Games with every download!"

    1. Re:They better get this right by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      Yea, like Joe Schmoe PC User is going to understand Linux :)

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    2. Re:They better get this right by jcuervo · · Score: 1
      Yea, like Joe Schmoe PC User is going to understand Linux :)
      Hell, most of them don't even understand Windows.
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    3. Re:They better get this right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not?

      Suse (some call it bloated, I call it less work to install everything I could ever want - and yes, you CAN distribute copies freely according to the Suse 9.3 license - this is explicitly stated), Mandriva, and (ugh) Linspire are EASY to use and run -- easier than Windows in some respects, pretty much on par with Mac OS/X.

      Linspire has one fatal flaw; out of the box users are root by default, but that is VERY easily remedied, and before someone says "but they charge for the download service and support" - well, how else do you expect an easy-to-use Linux to gain acceptance and become usable by the masses? It has to be funded somehow.

      As much as people may like the idea of open source, development, deployment personnel, release engineers, and support reps all need to get paid so they can survive. Otherwise, Linux would not have moved far beyond the state it was in around 1995.

  63. Finally! by Progman3K · · Score: 1

    This is going to drive Linux adoption like nothing else!
    Cool!

    This is Good News (TM)

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  64. Look I already found a way around by Evil+Trigun · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://www.softwarepatch.com/windows/ you dont need to use windows update...

  65. Having your cake... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, the EULA states certain things binding upon you from Microsoft, even though you don't have a relationship with MS, just the retailer.

    So, if that is so with software, then isn't MS your contact for giving you dodgy software?

  66. Simple solution by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If it detects a pirated version of Windows, disable the TCP/IP stack. From then on they don't have to worry about whether or not to supply security updates or not. Plus, they won't be virus/trojan vectors, and they users' data is still there.

    1. Re:Simple solution by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      This would be great!

      mod parent up

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    2. Re:Simple solution by thegameiam · · Score: 1

      That would be great...

      for Apple and Linux vendors.

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    3. Re:Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be a great idea, until they accidentally shut down a legitimate copy being used by a large corporation. I can see the headlines now, "MS halts Nasdaq over mistaken identity"...

    4. Re:Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      so...

      joe hax0r writes a worm that pulls key codes from reg files (< sarcasm >this is obviously a new, and unique idea, but someone will probably try it... in the past decade < /sarcasm >), posts them on a warez site, after getting a data-dump from the server/bot end of the worm, and suddenly [over then next couple of weeks], instead of a bunch of zombies, you have a bunch of dead computers.

      i remember doing "nic collide" type stuff, back in the day (statute of limitations is up). this takes that concept to a whole new level [takes a bit more work, and takes longer to take effect, but it's a lot nastier, in the long run].

      excellent idea.

    5. Re:Simple solution by Kethinov · · Score: 1

      Simple countermeasure:

      Warez group hacks a copy of Windows Whatever Pro to make sure that this picacy check can't disable the TCP/IP stack, or disable the OS in any way.

      The user of this hacked copy still won't be able to get updates, but that's what sites like this are for.

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    6. Re:Simple solution by wwonka74 · · Score: 1

      Yeah and then the ISPs could explain to the customer why they can't get online yet again. I'm tired of explaining to customers that the software pre-installed on their computer has expired and they need to contact for removal or purchase of the software. Not to mention the wonderful world of post-SP2 firewalls. Let's add more to my plate and have me be the one to have to accuse the customer of piracy.

    7. Re:Simple solution by null-sRc · · Score: 1

      time to code a UDP based webserver since if they disable the tcp/ip stack, i suspect demand for udp services will go up... ;)

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    8. Re:Simple solution by bungley · · Score: 1

      Funny that you implicate you can't spread viruses without an IP stack.

      Sign of the times, I guess.

  67. The day is surely coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when Windows machines should just not be allowed to connect to the Internet at all.

  68. Now this? by loconet · · Score: 1

    First they hype up an operating system which is not to be released until 2006 yet has all its main features removed, then they finally announce the release of a new version of IE which is only going to work for XP and now they don't want pirated copies of windows to get updates?? I think this is the start of the end for Microsoft...they are building their own coffin.

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  69. Give me a break by AutopsyReport · · Score: 1
    I read above and see so many complaints about this, which is troubling. I can confidently say if this was almost any other company, this issue would be hardly contestable.

    Nevertheless, I have a couple words for those who find it necessary to complain about Microsft trying to crack down on piracy of it's own products: buy it.

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    1. Re:Give me a break by symbolic · · Score: 1


      Here's the problem - with many transactions, any continued control by the vendor is relinquished at the point of sale. If I purchase a couch, once I pay for it and take it off the premises, I can burn it for all the vendor cares. But I can also re-sell it. I can also put it in any room, within any structure that I may choose- the vendor has neither any say in any of these matters, nor any knowledge.

      Microsoft is working diligently to make sure that it has complete control long after the sale. To be sure, piracy is wrong. But having to look down the barrel of a gun every time you reasonably expect Micorosoft to do its job (correct defects via periodic updates), any time you need Microsoft's approval to do what you want with your property, is WORSE.

  70. umm...yeeaahh by z3r0w8 · · Score: 0

    When all this auto-updating software started 4 or so years ago, weren't the concerns about tracking software piracy brought up and MS said "no we aren't going to use it for that. We want to provide a great service to our customers." Not that they dont have a right to do it, but someone from our side should tell people, "told you so!"

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  71. Are they nuts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "During the 10-month pilot of WGA, we have been very encouraged by the large number of customers -- more than 40 million in all -- who chose to participate in WGA because they were concerned about piracy and wanted a way to determine whether their Windows software was genuine," said Will Poole, senior vice president of the Windows Client Business at Microsoft.

    Yes, I really want a way to determine whether my copy of Windows XP Professional that I bought in a boxed version from Amazon.com for several hundreds of dollars is really genuine!

    I'm so glad the fine people at Microsoft now provide me with a nifty ActiveX control to finally relieve me of all those dirty feelings that my Windows software might be pirated. Because, you know, I'm really concerned about piracy! (About as much as Microsoft is concerned about treating its paying customers in a respectful way.)

  72. nice..glad I dished out $200+ for my copy of WinXP by the0ther · · Score: 1

    This is unbelievably crappy news. Let me restate, XP will be the last time I ever pay for an OS.

  73. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Interesting

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  74. Preemptive Download by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Where are the downloadable W2K Service Pack (and other cumulative update) files? We can download them to our fileserver and reinstall them at will. Without M$ acting as gatekeeper on the security of the Internet they've grabbed, and malignly neglect.

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    1. Re:Preemptive Download by chazchaz101 · · Score: 0

      Try this http://www.autopatcher.com/. it seems to be just what you want.

    2. Re:Preemptive Download by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      AutoPatcher 2000 requires the Win2K OS it's maintaining to already start at Service Pack 4 in order to run. Kinda defeats the purpose. Do you know any alternative to MS Windows Update which can patch an unpatched (no Service Packs) Windows 2000 install, like from the CD included with a computer bought in 2000?

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  75. If MS wasn't an illegal monopoly, this is true. by HBI · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But it is.

    The implementation of this process is the same net effect as the gas company shutting off people's heat in the middle of the winter. It's burdensome and causes harm to the public at large through security issues. Other posters have pointed out how SP2 is denied via this process. The non-presence of SP2 on XP installations legitimately may be considered a security problem, given the many improvements incorporated in that service pack.

    This is why regulations exist to not permit such things to happen in legally sanctioned monopolies, such as utility companies. In most jurisdictions, the gas company can't shut off the heat in the middle of the winter, even if you don't pay the bill.

    So why is Microsoft, convicted monopolist operating under court-ordered sanctions, allowed to do this?

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    1. Re:If MS wasn't an illegal monopoly, this is true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what I don't get...

      How is MS cutting off illegitimate copies from getting software updates in ANY WAY comparable to the gas company shutting off *LEGALLY PAYING CUSTOMERS*?

      BIIIIG difference here.

      To extend your gas company/legal monopoly analogy: MS cutting off updates for *ILLEGAL* copies of Windows (except security updates mind you) is akin to the gas company cutting off service to NON-PAYING CUSTOMERS (which *IS* legal, even for monopolies), *except* they are allowing a trickle of gas to bleed through the lines so that the most basic functions of the house (heating) can still work, even if it is at a reduced capacity.

      If you *LEGALLY PURCHASED* Windows, you get all of the bells and whistles, along with free updates until MS decides to obsolete the OS. If you *ILLEGALLY PIRATED* Windows, you get nothing but security updates, which is still more than they are obligated to give you.

      MS isn't shutting off the gas to your house, they are simply choking it down until you actually *PAY YOUR BILL*. You've still got the basics, gas to heat, maybe enough to cook, but you don't get the full benefit of the service because *YOU HAVEN'T PAID FOR IT*.

      I imagine you complain to the phone company when they shut off your line for non-payment as well?

      If you want the benefit of something, you have to pay for it. If you haven't paid for it, you have NO RIGHT to complain when it gets taken away from you. MS isn't even taking your illegal copy of Windows away from you! They aren't crippling the OS! They aren't sending a remote shut-down code to your box, rendering it useless! All MS is saying is that you won't get DirectX 10, WMP 11, or any other software update that enhances/fixes the functionality of the added software. You still get security updates (via AutoUpdate), so there is no security issues from this (other than simply using Windows in the first place).

      I just can't figure out how your mind works...the concept of "the world owes me a living" just floats beyond my grasp. Maybe I should just walk into my local Mercedes dealership, grab the keys for an SLR McLaren, and demand they perform regular service on the car, as well as install every new option that comes along *FREE OF CHARGE*.

      Windows isn't infrastructure. You don't have only one choice in operating systems. MS didn't build a pipeline to your house, demanding that you pay for their service "or else." You *chose* to use an illegal copy of Windows, you thumbed your nose at The Man, and now The Man is thumbing his nose back at you.

      DISCLAIMER: I say 'you' a lot even though I'm *sure* you haven't illegally obtained a copy of Windows, and are absolutely *not* using it, and are instead running various flavors of *NIX, all of which are open-source distributions and freely available. I mean, you *can't* possibly have any personal stake in this, because you're an upstanding human being who, even though you love justice and harmony, would never take it upon yourself to take a vigilante stance and try to 'hurt' MS by using their software while never paying them any compensation. That would be wrong, and no amount of wrongs ever make a right. ::mumble::

    2. Re:If MS wasn't an illegal monopoly, this is true. by jcuervo · · Score: 1
      I imagine you complain to the phone company when they shut off your line for non-payment as well?
      Aren't they still required to give you 911 service?
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    3. Re:If MS wasn't an illegal monopoly, this is true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oranges != apples

    4. Re:If MS wasn't an illegal monopoly, this is true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite. I'll fix your security problem by uninstalling your illegal copy of windows XP.

    5. Re:If MS wasn't an illegal monopoly, this is true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try using an analogy that does not automatically slant towards your obvious anti-MS bias. Let's say you own company that builds very expensive cars, but I buy a cheap knock-off from overseas. I find a problem which would be very expensive to fix. Should you fix it for free just because someone else put your name on it; I think not. Should you offer to fix it at a reduced cost; that would be good PR. Could you offer to maintain the car at your normal service rates; absolutely. Are you having the car impounded and sold at auction; absolutely not (even though this is what your analogy of turning off the gas would be).

      There are two ways I could have gotten the cheap knock-off. First is I knew it was a fake, in which case I purposely tried cheating you. The second is that I paid a price that anyone with any brains what-so-ever would have known was fishy, in which case I took a chance on getting screwed. Either way I did not buy a car from you, you have no responsibility what-so-ever for the problems of the car (which include possible life threatening conditions involving brakes and steering), and I should not expect you to pay me for my theft of your product.

    6. Re:If MS wasn't an illegal monopoly, this is true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  76. Somewhat interesting dishonest user behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "No, it's more like someone sneaking into a car company and xeroxing the blueprints for the car. They then build the car and start driving it."

    Regardless, they don't owe you anything. They're only obligation is towards those who supported them by buying the product (it's called a business relationship). Those who pirated the product intentionly are saying "I will not support you". Here's the return answer "that's OK, we will not support you either". Don't like it? Don't make the wrong choice.*

    *Plus it gives you a much stronger position to complain about the products deficiencies, and effect change.

    1. Re:Somewhat interesting dishonest user behavior by eepok · · Score: 1

      Right, they don't OWE you anything. No one who I have known to have pirated software dares complain about bugs. That's just silly. But the only argument that people are making is that this still hurts everyone. Back to the cara analogy. There's the recall. Something's wrong with the brakes. You built your own car off copied blue prints and are afraid to take it in to get fixed. Your brakes being out puts EVERYONE ON THE ROAD at risk. Spelling it out further: Weak and risky computers propagate malware. If they are not allowed to be updated they pose a risk to all other systems.

    2. Re:Somewhat interesting dishonest user behavior by eepok · · Score: 1

      Right, they don't OWE you anything. No one who I have known to have pirated software dares complain about bugs. That's just silly.

      But the only argument that people are making is that this still hurts everyone.

      Back to the cara analogy. There's the recall. Something's wrong with the brakes. You built your own car off copied blue prints and are afraid to take it in to get fixed. Your brakes being out puts EVERYONE ON THE ROAD at risk.

      Spelling it out further: Weak and risky computers propagate malware. If they are not allowed to be updated they pose a risk to all other systems.

    3. Re:Somewhat interesting dishonest user behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "Something's wrong with the brakes. You built your own car off copied blue prints and are afraid to take it in to get fixed. Your brakes being out puts EVERYONE ON THE ROAD at risk. "

      Not quite. I realize you will not be able to make the connection between one's own actions and the consequences of that action (cause and effect. works for physics, but not for human causes). But the ones who are putting drivers at risk is the pirate. The honest buyer made the right decision and the consequences of that choice is that their vehicle's brakes will present no danger to anyone. The pirate intentionally chose to "go it alone", and therefore assumes all the responsability of that decision.

    4. Re:Somewhat interesting dishonest user behavior by Entropius · · Score: 1

      The car manufacturer intentionally chose to sell a car with bad brakes. Both he and the pirate are at fault in your scenario, since both took a conscious decision that led to a car with faulty brakes being present on the road.

  77. It lies... by sallgeud · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The ActiveX test on their site just told me that my copy was pirated. I'm 100% certain it's valid as this (work) Dell laptop had an sp2 slipstreamed version installed about two months ago (at my hands), and the registration code pasted to the back of the laptop allowed the install.

    Should I report Dell? :)

    1. Re:It lies... by ratboy666 · · Score: 1

      Of COURSE you should report Dell. Dude, we just can't TOLERATE pirate software!

      Your fiends at the BSA

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  78. WARNING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't do it, I tried and got a BSOD!
    Now my harddrive is corrupt, again.

  79. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by bluescreen · · Score: 1

    You say in your comments that the hologram activation key did not work. What was the fairy dust that you used to make it work?
    If you used another key from another machine, then you are no longer using a valid licensed key for that machine.

    it isnt clear that your situation is actually a legit machine.

  80. This makes me think about ... by concept10 · · Score: 0

    .. one of the primary benefits of open source. I want to know what applications are running on my system. I know alot of people may mention this. This is one of the primary reasons I choose to use Linux only on the desktop. Linux is also faster on my system for some reason that is unknown to me. (I have purchased Windows three times and own? three licenses.)

    With Microsoft's software, who knows what you are installing with the Service Packs. I believe Microsoft has some code that audits your system. How else do they know the stats of illegal installs in developing countries?

    It also adds alot of unecessary bloat to your system. Maybe the dual core systems can handle the virus checking, spyware checking, authentic windows checking, spam checking, etc. applications on the second core.

  81. NOW IS OUR CHANCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Print this in 96 point bold and put it as a sign on your car:

    Screw Microsoft Windows -- Ask me about Linux

    And be willing to take the time to show people how to use boot-from-cd Linux distros.

  82. If it's counterfeit, you don't... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    The big-time piracy problem is still people making highly legitimate looking, but pirated copies of the software, down to even the hologram in some instances. If you bought a counterfeit copy of XP, Office XP, etc. you'd not have a sanctioned copy with support privileges, etc. Microsoft is NOT obligated to provide you updates/fixes (and technically, it's also that way for security fixes...) for your counterfeit copy if you've bought one in good faith. Sure, you can use the software because you obtained it in good faith per copyright law, etc. but don't be insisting that you've got a legitimate copy and don't need to be buying it again to get the support you thought you had obtained with the pirated copy you ended up with in the first place.

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  83. How to check for pirates? by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How exactly do they check for it being a pirated copy? I mean other then checking their database of registered windows users and comparing it to the computer, how do they know the difference?

    Just off hand I guess they they might check the license keys (obviously) if 10.000 plus people are using the same license key something is obviously wrong. In this case you probably woudl get som sort of nag screen stating: "Your license key has been compromised please contact your local Microsoft representative to get a new one... bla... bla... bla..." Secondly they could simply check for the digital signatures of various cracks and hacks available like a virus or spyware program does before any patch is installed. In that case you would get the "Purchase offer". It's not as if these Cracks are terribly hard to come by and I would be disappointed if Microsoft does not have a whole team of engineers and coders collecting Windows cracks off the internet and analyzing them. Whatever else they do I don't expect it to be terribly bullet proof but it will be scary enough and work well enough to persuade alot of pirate consumers to buy a Windows OS "Academic Edition" CD/DVD. In future versions of Windows one should expect them to use some far more formidable DRM technology.

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  84. Re: right by symbolic · · Score: 1

    But... when MS releases a patch, they are spending millions of dollars on R&D, advertising, lawyer fees, etc - this is supposed to be for legitimate users only.

    When MS releases a patch, it's usually to correct a defect which either has already, or may, cost its customers boatloads of money.

  85. Whoot!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No more fscked up updates for me, then :-) )

    Thank you

  86. Good! by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In fact, I think MS should prevent pirates from getting security updates.

    Anything to make piracy of MS products as difficult as possible!

    MS always blathers on and on about TCO, but nobody ever mentions the marketshare that MS has gained through piracy.

    Home users will be more willing to consider alternatives if the actual cost of Windows is figured into their calculation.

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    1. Re:Good! by hacker · · Score: 1
      In fact, I think MS should prevent pirates from getting security updates.

      I'm sure most people reading your reply missed the sarcasm and humor buried in the words. I certainly didn't, great laugh!

      All kidding aside, if Microsoft stopped allowing the update of pirated copies of Windows updates, the malicious people would need to do is break your machine forcing you to reinstall. Oops! You lost your serial number? No problem, just go out on the web and get one, and now you can get your machine back up again.

      Oops, you can't patch your machine with Windows Update, and now that hole that the malicious folks used to hack your machine the first time is wide open again.

      Welcome to the Zombie Network of machines being misappropriated to send illegal child pr0n, spam, trade copyrighted works, propagate malware and dozens of other things.

      Stopping the ability to patch operating systems, including those from pirated copies of Microsoft Windows, will just cause a sharp rise in the number of machines being taken over, broken into, repurposed as spam/malware/p2p distribution nodes.

      Good going, Microsoft.

    2. Re:Good! by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, we'll have to disagree.....


      I'm sure most people reading your reply missed the sarcasm and humor buried in the words. I certainly didn't, great laugh!

      All kidding aside, if Microsoft stopped allowing the update of pirated copies of Windows updates, the malicious people would need to do is break your machine forcing you to reinstall. Oops! You lost your serial number? No problem, just go out on the web and get one, and now you can get your machine back up again.

      Oops, you can't patch your machine with Windows Update, and now that hole that the malicious folks used to hack your machine the first time is wide open again.

      Huh? ..I don't understand. Having a security hole on your machine means that a pirate can open a security hole on your machine. If someone can exploit your machine *ONCE*, then they can break it six ways till sunday. In fact, if you've been exploited once, your best bet is to reinstall.

      In your scenario, you weren't protected in the first place. Why would patching the second time protect you?

      And loosing your serial number? Don't do that. Your serial number=your permission to use Windows. You *will* end up having to reinstall Windows. I've never met a Windows user who didn't. Loose your serial number, and your SOL.

      Making your system *look* like a pirated system won't make the slightest bit of difference. They've already gotten administrator access; they can do whatever they want, including mess up future security patches.

      Once your system has been rooted (administrator level exploit), all bets are off. We've been lucky so far that trojans and the like haven't been that destructive. Anyone with root access could easily break Windows update, making it impossible to upgrade your machine. It's probably even possible to lock out the local user from applying patches from a local repository.

      You should *never* develop a security doctrine that involves cleaning up a root-level exploit. It just doesn't work.

      Welcome to the Zombie Network of machines being misappropriated to send illegal child pr0n, spam, trade copyrighted works, propagate malware and dozens of other things.

      Stopping the ability to patch operating systems, including those from pirated copies of Microsoft Windows, will just cause a sharp rise in the number of machines being taken over, broken into, repurposed as spam/malware/p2p distribution nodes.

      And this is a problem why?
      Spam-bots? ISPs should be blocking them automatically. SBC and Comcast do; you get redirected to a single page 'your PC is spewing spam'.
      Malware-bots & Distribution nodes? I wouldn't know about that. My Mac and Linux boxes are immune. Also, the ISPs should be blocking these zombies.
      Keep in mind, you began your post with the malicious people would need to do is break your machine forcing you to reinstall.

      Just keep telling yourself, "If they can break into my machine, they can turn it into a spam/malware/p2p zombie."

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      WhiteWolf666 an exBush supporter. All you new-school,compassionate,save the children Republicans can rot in hell
    3. Re:Good! by dogwelder99 · · Score: 1
      I think we need a piracy-checking program that validates MS sites and apps themselves - if Microsoft gained ownership of it through pirate tactics like IP theft, monopoly abuses, swiping the idea from its actual inventor and forcing him out of business, etc., it fails the piracy check and is blocked from installing on your system or displaying in your browser.

      Then again, that describes just about every MS product and OS except Microsoft Bob... so I guess switching off Windows for good is the ultimate anti-corporate-piracy move.

    4. Re:Good! by slowbad · · Score: 1

      MS always blathers on and on about TCO

      It appears Microsoft in 2005 seems to have copied Lindows of 2003
      where software upgrades became heavily tied-in to the Lindows store.

      Gates & Company haven't had such a good idea since copying the AOL
      browser by putting 'go' at the end of the address bar !

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  87. Fine by me. by artifex2004 · · Score: 1

    I'm almost ready to deny all wan traffic in to the XP box here at home, anyway, now that my mac mini handles all of my mail and surfing and streaming, etc. It's a legit licensed copy, but I don't care anymore, I am tired of the hassle. I won't need to keep patching that box unless there's some critical issues with NTFS or something, if I just wall it off.

  88. Discounted price? by a_nonamiss · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sweet, then I'll just pirate Windows, and when it asks me, I'll purchase at the discounted price. ;)

    Microsoft's missing out on a golden opportunity here. They should let you go about your business with your pirated copy, then after using it for about 6 months, the update will pop up a screen offering to sell you a copy at a heavily increased price. "Hehehe... Now we have your data. Your pirated copy of Windows will be locked until you purchase our Windows XP PE (Pirate Edition) for a nominal cost of only $999."

    OK, now to all of you Microsoft guys reading this post, I claim ownership of this idea. If you use it, I want 20% of the take.

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    1. Re:Discounted price? by iapetus · · Score: 1

      You must have missed the bit where you had to provide proof of purchase (or, to put it another way, to turn in the supplier of your pirated copy).

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    2. Re:Discounted price? by Stonehand · · Score: 1

      They might be able to threaten a suit for copyright infringement, if they could show that you almost certainly knew what you were doing -- e.g. purchasing an MS Windows XP download from www.r4nd0W4r3zsp4mM3r.com for $10 -- but I doubt they can threaten extrajudicial punishment without it being considered extortion.

      Even if you've obviously, knowingly infringed on their rights that does not grant them arbitrary power to infringe on yours in order to bypass the legal system. Locking one's personal files is something that Microsoft would not have the right to do.

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      Only the dead have seen the end of war.
  89. Keygen and Discount by iosmart · · Score: 1

    This still doesn't do much about the keygen...my buddy's computer still works fine with a keygen key. Also, why can't regular people get this same discount?

    1. Re:Keygen and Discount by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because they are too stupid to have paid retail price.

  90. Microsoft To Begin Checking For Piracy by dotpavan · · Score: 1

    I now doubt those figures of "90% of desktops on earth have Windows OS".. hmmn that definitely must have included the pirated ones..

  91. Read your own link by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

    From the link: sic also sick

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  92. I support this! by rahuja · · Score: 1

    I strongly support this move. Ideally I'd like to see Microsoft selling their software (good or bad - let's keep that out of discussion) at a more reasonable price, esp. in the third-world countries. I've personally met people, originally from third-world countries, currently living/studying in the US who can't break out of the mindset of getting software for free. These guys will order a Dell machine with XP Home, format the disk, then ask their friend for a copy of XP Pro. If they can pay $15 per head per month for shared broabdband access, they sure as hell can buy a legit copy. Or, use Linux.

  93. Whaddya mean... by 72beetle · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...we don't get French benefits?

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    1. Re:Whaddya mean... by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 5, Funny


      Hey, lay off! For all intensive purposes he was right!

    2. Re:Whaddya mean... by sidepocket · · Score: 1, Funny

      ...irregardless.

    3. Re:Whaddya mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe next time he won't take it for granite.

    4. Re:Whaddya mean... by bleckywelcky · · Score: 0

      Dude, you're a freaking moron. The phrase is "for all intents and porpoises" - damn retards.

    5. Re:Whaddya mean... by The+boojum · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Uggh... minor orthographic issues I can forgive but this one drives me nuts! Once and for all, the phrase is "for all intents and purposes." Thank you.

    6. Re:Whaddya mean... by TheLetterPsy · · Score: 1

      You should of known better than to reply to that! /this could go on for hours.

    7. Re:Whaddya mean... by inertialmatrix · · Score: 0

      Irregardless of the phrase he used, you still must have known what he meant to say...

    8. Re:Whaddya mean... by ShrikeDOA · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'll play!

      You should have known better. :)

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      You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
    9. Re:Whaddya mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's supposed to read "for all intents and purposes" I think.

    10. Re:Whaddya mean... by FJR1300+Rider · · Score: 1

      That's rediculous!

    11. Re:Whaddya mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "For All Intents and Purposes", you illiterate git.

    12. Re:Whaddya mean... by forrestt · · Score: 1

      He would of been right if he wouldn't of been wrong.

      Man that was hard to type.

    13. Re:Whaddya mean... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      That begs the question: what do we get?

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    14. Re:Whaddya mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like all of these. I'm going to keep a copy of them in my chester drawers.

    15. Re:Whaddya mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please stop! It hurts! My eyes are bleeding!

    16. Re:Whaddya mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was that supposed to be a continuation of the poor use of English? I can't tell if the poster is trying to use incorrect grammar or not.

      At risk of looking like the other nitwits who pointed out errors that were intentionally included for humor, I would like to say: the proper usage is "would have ," for crying out loud!

    17. Re:Whaddya mean... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      Look, you can't just take it for granite that everyone can spell.

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    18. Re:Whaddya mean... by enjerth · · Score: 1

      in tents and porpoises

    19. Re:Whaddya mean... by ChuyMatt · · Score: 1

      it is "for all in tents of porpoises" Damn it! It is an old, oft misquoted Inuit saying.

    20. Re:Whaddya mean... by forrestt · · Score: 0

      Yes, I was TRYING to be funny. I typically use English the way it is intended to be used, and "would of" is one of my biggest pet peeves. Along with your as in, "Your the dumbest person I know." or its, "Its your fault that I'm this pissed off."

      Note the the ignorant, the above are examples of the way you are NOT supposed to speak/write.

    21. Re:Whaddya mean... by dohcvtec · · Score: 1

      ... I could care less :-)

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    22. Re:Whaddya mean... by Pike · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Irregardless.

    23. Re:Whaddya mean... by Jeff85 · · Score: 1

      Yes, "I could care less" never made any sense to me. If you aren't interested in something then you "couldn't care less," right?

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    24. Re:Whaddya mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, I say we contact youth in Asia to put him out of his misery for good!

    25. Re:Whaddya mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a never ending thread now, there is no excape.

    26. Re:Whaddya mean... by fyrie · · Score: 1

      Non-standard but a word nonetheless.

    27. Re:Whaddya mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's intents and purposes, not intensive purposes

    28. Re:Whaddya mean... by mesach · · Score: 1

      Lay off or you wont get any sherbert!

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    29. Re:Whaddya mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you failed to mention that irrgardless is a bad construction itself. He's confusing irrespective and regardless. I don't care how many people use it in casual conversation, negating regardless doesn't mean the same thing as regardless. The negation counts.

    30. Re:Whaddya mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The glasses they do nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!

    31. Re:Whaddya mean... by Leto2 · · Score: 1

      I'm feeling saturdayded with speling mistakes! This thread definately needs bombarded with more crappy grammar!

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    32. Re:Whaddya mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh!

    33. Re:Whaddya mean... by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

      No it's not. It jives with my understanding.

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    34. Re:Whaddya mean... by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      I like all of these. I'm going to keep a copy of them in my chester drawers.

      Pulling them up a bit too high, aren't you? :) We always said that as kids, too.

    35. Re:Whaddya mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is not asseptable.

    36. Re:Whaddya mean... by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean Freedom benefits?

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    37. Re:Whaddya mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After all, it is a communal garden mistake

    38. Re:Whaddya mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is "couldn't care less"... unless you're a retard.

    39. Re:Whaddya mean... by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      'Scuse me while I kiss this guy.

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  94. It's NOT about the CD key by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    It's about the ACTIVATION KEY which is an additional step used when installing. The activation key is calulated with a hash based on your hard disk's serial number, and some of your hardware.

    Which means that if you reformat your hard disk you're screwed, because next time you format it, it'll have a DIFFERENT serial number.

    I say it because I had to activate my windows TWICE.

    (Frankly, I think Microsoft doesn't know how to maintain the salaries of all its programmers when they don't sell anything NEW anymore. So they have to reinvent the same software over and over to keep the income flowing... dot com bubble anyone?)

    1. Re:It's NOT about the CD key by xsonofagunx · · Score: 1

      "It's about the ACTIVATION KEY which is an additional step used when installing. The activation key is calulated with a hash based on your hard disk's serial number, and some of your hardware."

      Of course, corporate/enterprise versions often don't need to be activated...

  95. Re:Good for them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shut your god damn blowhole. I recently tried to purchase a off the shelf computer for my relavtive and not one major manufacturer offered comptuers without Windows (except for Walmart). Why do you think that is? Is it that big a deal to not have it installed? It would reduce my price and but isn't it about what the consumer wants? No, ofcourse not. So what did I resort to? Having to buy parts and put it together. A very good system, but more pricey. Now they run Mandrake.

  96. this tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, I predict more security problems as people who have taken sensible security precautions are forced to abandon them for this tool.

    You mean Bill G.?

  97. Cable companies used to do this to bust people by hacker · · Score: 2, Funny

    Years ago, cable companies would use a similar tactic to bust people who were actively stealing cable services.

    Basically on the "pirated" boxes (blackboxes) or those who were "piggybacking" cable on their neighbor's connection junction, they would broadcast a "contest" for the next 100 people to call in. People who were letitimate customers and subscribers would never even see the "contest" broadcast.

    If you called in to win the "t-shirt" or "trip to Jamaica", or whatever, they collected your address and other details. When you went into the cable company location to claim your prize, they gave you a nice shiny pair of bracelets and a trip to the local police department.

    Don't fall for the "discount" on any Windows product. Use this as a means to get a "discount" on the whole thing, switch to Mac OSX or Linux.

    We won't treat you like a criminal.

    1. Re:Cable companies used to do this to bust people by KillShill · · Score: 1

      moving to os x is not an upgrade.

      if you truly want to have freedom, the only choice is a libre os, like linux, preferably one that is completely free, not the commercial versions like suse and redhat.

      Free software is and always will be superior for those who care about freedom. if you like the shenanigans that commercial software vendors perform, then by all means, stick with it and tell us how it turns out.

      unfortunetly it's not always easy to switch. so it'll take time for those who have that baggage.

      it's only going to get worse in the future. DRM/insidious computing is basically a certainty at this point, with the help of all those misinformed computer users.

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  98. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by surprise_audit · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Sounds a lot like my daughter's Fujitsu Lifebook laptop. The hard disk died, neve mind why, and Fujitsu Support's response was: "you'll have to buy a new copy of Windows to install on the new disk. Or, pay us $200 and we'll install a new disk and a new copy of Windows." Yep, that was their response, swear to God!!.

    The Fujitsu Lifebook comes with a system image installed on the hard disk, with instructions buried in an appendix in the manual saying that it might be a good idea to make a backup. If you don't make a backup, and if you're unlucky enough to score a hard disk crash, then Fujitsu's official standing is that you're fucked. Totally fucked. They say you have to go out and buy another copy of Windows, and never mind the completely valid license key on the hologram sticker on the underside of the system.

    The best answer I got was completely unofficial, from a Fujitsu engineer attached to my work - he said, just borrow a copy of Windows and install it with the valid license key. By that time I'd already made my own arrangements that, coindicentally, corresponded fairly closely to that recommendation...

    So, dear daughter is now running an illicit copy, but with the original license key.

    For anyone that missed it the first time, Fujitsu doesn't give a shit about you losing your one and only system install disk. They don't include a CD because: "it's installed from an image CD in the factory", and they don't care enough about their customers to include a CD of that image. What's the cost of an image CD these days?? About $0.50?? That's too much for Fujitsu to spend...

    Any Fujitsu employee wanting to dispute these facts should supply an email address, so that I can forward the emails I exchanged with Fujitsu "you're screwed, fuck off" Support.

  99. Great! by apol · · Score: 1

    One more line in my "why to switch to Linux" list.

    apol

  100. You had it right up until you... by Svartalf · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...called it stolen property and went off on the "sick (sic) the cops on each and every person using a pirated copy" as you put it. It's INFRINGEMENT and it's not theft- it's duplication of an intellectual work without the permission of the duplication/production rights holder. Different crime- and you can own a copy, you just can't be making and giving out or selling them yourself in the US.

    Please, please, please don't be propagating the falsehoods that the RIAA, MPAA, and similar organizations have been putting forward to futher their cause. Don't be making the Lie the Truth by repeating it for them.

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    1. Re:You had it right up until you... by Nasarius · · Score: 1
      "sick (sic)

      You, sir, are a genius. Intentional or not, that was a brilliant pun.

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  101. You've already had it explained to you by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    I get the argument about my unlicensed copy of Win2K Pro not actually costing Microsoft anything, but are you really denying that supporting unlicensed copies (which is what this article is about) doesn't cost Microsoft anything? You do understand that bandwidth isn't free, right?

    No handwaving, no veering off topic. When I download updates for my unlicensed OS from Microsoft, it costs them money, they receive nothing in return or up front to compensate them. Yes or no?

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    1. Re:You've already had it explained to you by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 1
      I get the argument about my unlicensed copy of Win2K Pro not actually costing Microsoft anything, but are you really denying that supporting unlicensed copies (which is what this article is about) doesn't cost Microsoft anything?

      The argument about your unlicensed copy of Win2K Pro not actually costing Microsoft anything was what my post was about. As I stated, I agree that Microsoft has every right to not support pirated copies (or legal copies, for that matter. It costs them bandwidth after all.)

      Microsoft doesn't necessarily lose money on unlicensed copies of Windows that do not make use of their update download service. Maybe they do, maybe they don't, but their assumption that every unauthorized copy is a lost sale is incorrect.

    2. Re:You've already had it explained to you by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      On the whole I do agree with you, but it must be noted that pirated copies of Windows, right back to Win3.1, were a major part of Microsoft's ability to gain monopoly position. In simple math, yes they lose on each pirated copy of Windows, but if you analyze things a little more carefully, you find that most pirated copies of Windows are sitting in place of any competing operating system, and thus there are some substantial indirect benefits to Microsoft, and also to the PC platform itself.

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  102. If the drill is stolen however by Lanboy · · Score: 1

    and recognizes the fact from the serial numbers when you try to get the battery fixed....

    Of course DeWalt puts out a good product as compared to the virusware microsoft puts out.

  103. Discounted pricing? by polaris20 · · Score: 1
    [snip]receive a copy of Windows XP Home Edition for $99 or a copy of Windows XP Professional Edition for $149, Lazar said.
    Um, that's the same price you can get it through newegg.com or atomicpark.com, for the OEM CD only. Yay.
  104. one more reason... by ciupman · · Score: 1

    ... to make me go full linux, and with flash MX 't linux i wouldn't think twice...

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  105. coffee? by shareme · · Score: 1

    Some needs coffee: Upon detection of pirated software the user will be given the oppportunity to purchase a legitimate copy of the software for a discounted price, upon providing proof of purchase etc. It probably should read differently than this ..right?

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    1. Re:coffee? by Stonehand · · Score: 1

      Hm? Are you objecting to the 'proof of purchase' bit?

      It's there because not all illegitimate copies are obvious illegitimate copies; counterfeiters have gotten quite good at duplicating packaging. In addition, there may be vendors which mislead people into thinking that they're buying a fairly cheap legitimate copy when in fact they're selling an unauthorized copy.

      This provides a way to "go straight" for those taken in by that; since it's apparently at the common OEM price, and probably comes with similar restrictions (licensed to a single machine, non-transferable, that sort of thing), it shouldn't provide an incentive to go out and deliberately buy unauthorized copies in order to get that discount.

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  106. Re:Want XP? ( Pirate it first for a discount ) by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

    No, actually, your mistaken.

    If you bought a PC with a pirated copy of XP, and have proof of purchase, than you get a *free* copy if you submit all the details regarding your pirated copy.

    If you just are running a pirated copy, then you are given the option of purchasing a copy of XP at a reduced price under their Amnesty agreement.

    That's what the grandparent post is quoting.

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  107. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by TouchOfRed · · Score: 0

    What are you bitching about? You are smart enough to make low level accounts, which PREVENT system changes, and then bitch when you cannot change any system files or the operating system. Poor me, I have to use the RunAs service with IE in order to update my system. Honestly I am tired of these uninformed "examples" people put up to make windows look bad, but only in the eyes of people as dumb witted as those who made the example(Which so happens to be about 85% of the general population).

  108. Sure they should by bcore · · Score: 1

    If GM not honoring the recall meant that the car was unsafe and could potentially cause accidents and harm people in other cars, then yeah, I'd say GM should honor recalls regardless.

    Obviously it's a different scenario, since it would be just as easy for GM to just have the cops show up and have the "owner" of the car arrested (something MS can't exactly do), but in general I'd say it's a good comparison.

    1. Re:Sure they should by BTWR · · Score: 1
      I'd say GM should honor recalls regardless.

      So... GM must pay for every recall, both legitimate AND illegitmate purchases. If they theoretically sold one car of a particular model, and 9,999 were stolen, and a flaw in the gastank was found, they'd have to knock on the door of all the russian mafia guys and carjackers and tell them they'll pay for their upgrade? Yeah right. You probably support that robber who sued the house he was robbing because he got injured during the heist. Sorry, you break the law, it doesn't matter that the doorway was only 95% as wide as the firecode says. If you had no legitimate reason for being there, you shouldn't be protected.

  109. Re:Want XP? ( Pirate it first for a discount ) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eh, only suckers pay above those discounted prices anyway. That $99/$149 price is actually more than what Newegg charges for the OEM versions ($89/$146). Of course you're required to buy a piece of hardware along with it, but less scrupulous dealers will include a junk piece of hardware for free to technically satisfy that requirement.

  110. Making Steve Jobs effort a little easier... by PRL79 · · Score: 1

    No need to loose sleep over this one. M$ is just making another step to outfitting companies and homes full of OSX systems. By the time Vista ships M$ will beg people to keep running any type of Windows on their systems and not make the switch. Bill better get his winks in now, because he is going to have a lot of late nights in the near future. Real good way to piss off valid users and pirates. No one likes to work under a hot lamp...

  111. Goodbye, updates? by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1

    Seriously - the typical consumer of pirated software are not terribly afraid of running dodgy software, so all this will do is ensure that such users stop updating their copies of Windows. Thus will increase the number of outdated systems out there, and so increase the population of zombies and other compromised PCs.

  112. Not QUITE... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    In order to obtain an OEM priced copy of certain products (To whit, not all MS products are offered at the OEM leve...), one has to buy a machine from a supplier like Dell, HP, etc. OR buy a piece of internal hardware such as a power supply, etc. from a place like Fry's or Micro Center. If you do not purchase it that way, you're NOT buying a legitimate copy (though it won't flunk the test... However, having said this, if MS knew you'd bought an OEM copy without meeting the criteria, they'd consider you having bought a Counterfeit copy and bust the balls of the retailer that sold you your copy...).

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  113. So.... by varmittang · · Score: 1

    If I'm running their Windows Server Update Service, does it check to see that all the computers on my network are in compliance. Since it is just one server that gets the updates and distributes the updates to the computers that need them.

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  114. Will not detect pirated copies by Alereon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Microsofts Windows Genuine Advantage system is unable to actually identify pirated copies of Windows. Anyone who installed Windows XP using a unique key created by a key generator, which is everyone who didn't just download an ISO and use the CD key in the .NFO, skates neatly through the piracy check. Note also that anyone who ISN'T running a unique key can also change it, via instructions that are conveniently placed on the Microsoft website.

    Last I checked, there was also a fallback verification system you could use if you refused to let them install their ActiveX controls that asked you questions about what your CD key looked like. This was easily passable by anyone who had ever even SEEN a Windows XP retail CD.

    1. Re:Will not detect pirated copies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't true anymore. Even unique second gen keygen generated keys aren't working.

    2. Re:Will not detect pirated copies by Alereon · · Score: 1

      Well I'll be, you're right. I wonder how long it'll take for someone to find a way around this.

  115. Licensed your copy? by AcidPhish · · Score: 1

    Anybody tried checking their Linux/BSD for Microsoft licensed authenticity? Maybe through Wine?

    Maybe call the authenticity check a security check? If I see any machine that passes the test, it means a quick fdisk and linux/bsd installation is required to secure it. ETA. 10 minutes max before somebody else will do it for me over the internet...

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    1. Re:Licensed your copy? by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      This has already been tested (while it was optional). I'm not sure if anything has changed, but the ActiveX control looked for a Registry key that Wine did not create by default.

      I believe there was talk of adding the registry key; also, you can do it manually .

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    2. Re:Licensed your copy? by AcidPhish · · Score: 1

      Woohoo, so I will finally be able to tell Microsoft that my unlicensed version of Linux needs a valid key?

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    3. Re:Licensed your copy? by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      Actually, IIRC, the ActiveX control recognized Wine as a "Genuine Copy of Windows XP"

      Hehe

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  116. Obligatory Reference: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers!

    http://www.ntk.net/ballmer/mirrors.html

  117. Well I guess if MS made by KingBahamut · · Score: 1

    a product for the consumer that wouldnt force the consumer to go out and spend more money , in excess of 1000$ in nessecary software (Symantec , Mcaffee, MS Office, Entertainment software and Games, AntiSpyware, Disk Cleanup utilities, etc etc etc) , then I wouldnt feel so bad about spending 200 bux on a legit copy of Microsoft product.

    I laud MS attempt to try to catch pirates of their OS, but....Too little Too late. Should have done this YEARS ago. Their numerous failed attempts at stopping piracy have failed...I dont see this as an end to it.

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  118. Microsoft on security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this mean I wont be able to install Internet Explorer 7 when it comes out? RATS!

  119. Uhm... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    It's not an "illegal" monopoly. It's an effective monopoly that has been found to have been and possibly currently engaged in illegal activity. The only way I could envision an "illegal" monopoly would be someone who'd cornered the market on some illegal or illicit activity. Illegal monopolies would probably be best defined as the Mob, the Columbian Drug Cartel, the media piracy cartels, etc.

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    1. Re:Uhm... by HBI · · Score: 2, Informative

      In the United States, any monopoly that lacks government sanction is illegal.

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  120. In fact they'd be useless by michokest · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In fact they'd be useless, because when you connect to their database the cd-keys you generated wouldn't be there. Get it? They don't check if the key is ok, they check if they made the key.

    1. Re:In fact they'd be useless by typical · · Score: 1

      In fact they'd be useless, because when you connect to their database the cd-keys you generated wouldn't be there. Get it? They don't check if the key is ok, they check if they made the key.

      Yeah, I'll bet that would last around two seconds. Until some enterprising worm author writes a worm that starts spreading around/shifting authorization numbers from system to system, and Microsoft is forced to either shaft a large number of their customers or scrap the authorization scheme.

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    2. Re:In fact they'd be useless by fbartho · · Score: 1

      So... how do we uhm... go about writing this worm. The damage would only be to home users... not corporate... and those are some of the ones who would actually get pissed off enough to seriously yell at MS... of course unintended consequence of failure or partial success is that MS gets revenue from the first few.

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  121. proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Upon detection of pirated software the user will be given the oppportunity to purchase a legitimate copy of the software for a discounted price, upon providing proof of purchase etc.
    Upon providing proof purchase upon detection of their pirated software?

    1. Re:proof? by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 1

      There are lots of people believing they have a legitimate copy of XP they got with a prefab computer but really they received a pirated copy of the software, or they may have unknowingly purchased a pirated illegal copy from a store when they thought they were buying the real thing. Piracy exists outside of kiddies downloading stuff off P2P. Microsoft wants to know what sources people are buying illegal copies from and give these people a chance to buy the real thing for a discount regardless if they were aware of the fact or not which I think is a fair policy.

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  122. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by thegamerformelyknown · · Score: 0

    Unfortunatly, it is for this reason that I need to keep everyone on Administrator accounts at home etc.. If not, people complain because they can't install X program. This is really too bad, because they end up screwing the system up with Administrator rights....

  123. They ought to fix the validator first by dtfinch · · Score: 1

    The Windows Genuine Advantage validator failed on this eMachine with the XP Home that came with it. I had to use the recovery disk once, the exact one that came with this system. Either the validator is wrong, or eMachines (now Gateway) is the biggest Windows pirate to ever exist.

  124. Security hazard by Ge10 · · Score: 1

    One issue not mentioned (but which Microsoft would have considered) is malicious alteration of the serial. If you change the key to something that is currently valid but will shortly be blacklisted, the computer will pass any security checks but is guaranteed to be ready and waiting to be compromised when the next vulnerability is discovered.

  125. Morons, most of you! by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Seriously!

    It's *their* software. They can do whatever they want with it.

    They want to run intrusive anti-piracy scans?

    Shift to another vendor.

    Home users can do it. Corporate users can do it. Yes, you'll be an early adopter, thats not always bad.

    If you're a corporation, this shouldn't bother you much, its not *that* intrusive that it'll shut down work for you, and no one has a reasonable expectation of privacy in the office anyways (you signed that away in your EULA).

    If you're at home, tough shit. Pay up, pay often.

    Don't like it? Switch to Mac or Linux. You have no 'right' to a Microsoft Operating System, unless it came with your system, and if thats the case, they'll give you a free licensed copy.

    Sure, I support this initiative for my own ends. But even so, there is absolutely nothing wrong with what MS is doing.

    A) It's legal.
    B) It's not immoral. It's not that intrusive. It's well short of similar measures that gaming companies or expensive app companies have been using for years.
    C) There are alternatives for Windows.

    Pay up, or switch. There is no room for pirates anymore, and I'm *fine* with that.

    Advocate the GPL? Then you *better* support generic notions of copyright, because that's what the GPL is about.

    Read through this topic. Half the posts are "This is terrible! I'll no longer install pirated versions of Windows!" Well, big deal. You aren't a customer now, why should they give two shits what you do.

    The other half of posts are, "No Sweat, this is easy to work around!" To this group, all I have to say is, "Grow up." Hopefully, they'll get around to sabotaging your Windows installation soon.

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    1. Re:Morons, most of you! by jav1231 · · Score: 1

      If you're running Windows, they've already sabotaged your installation.

    2. Re:Morons, most of you! by rel4x · · Score: 1

      Read through this topic. Half the posts are "This is terrible! I'll no longer install pirated versions of Windows!" Well, big deal. You aren't a customer now, why should they give two shits what you do.

      Ah, sir. You are completely incorrect. Remember, a lot of what keeps their money flowing in is market dominance. An article(this one or another, I don't recall), said as much as 1/3 of all copies of Windows are pirated. It also said Windows had 90% market share. Without the pirated copies, the Windows market share is only at 60%. Suddenly, software vendors can write more for others...the strength MS had is gone. Pirated copies still give exposure to Windows, making it so that's all people are used to, and still provides dominance for MS standards(ActiveX, .doc, .etc).
      Pirated copies still help.

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    3. Re:Morons, most of you! by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 1
      It's not that intrusive.

      That depends. Suppose Windowsupdate checks your copy and decides that it isn't legal, and screws you over. You can't do anything about it. But in that case you have a pirated version of Windows, you say? What if you have a completely legal version of Windows? Windowsupdate wouldn't go off, then? The chance of that happening is only zero when software works correctly -- and I have never in my whole career as a software engineer encountered software that works correctly in all possible circumstances. Especially not from Microsoft. So if Microsoft decides to make their software check my computer regularly, and to start doing things to it when THEY think I have done something illegal, I am NOT happy. And yes, I run a legit version of XP.

    4. Re:Morons, most of you! by suezz · · Score: 1

      I totally agree with the parent.

      Microsoft doesn't give a crap about anything except keeping their billions in the bank.

      Just switch to something else - it is really that easy. It will be hard at first but you can do you it really you can.

      When will the world wakeup and smell the coffee - there is really some quality open source software out there that is much better than anything Redmond can come up with.

      and to all the pirates out there you need to get a life and start being honest. you are the ones probably spreading the trojans and worms too because you just don't give a crap.

      I applaud the move by Microsoft - it is about time they start cracking down on the piracy of their software.

    5. Re:Morons, most of you! by Garcia's+Cheese · · Score: 1

      Do you work for SCO by any chance? Economically speaking, Microsoft is ripe for regulation. As switching costs at the enterprise level is so large, and so many companies rely on Windows (for better or worse) for their day-to-day operations, coupled with 90% market share, no one private company should be allowed sole control over it's usage. It's become a utility and should be treated as such. The "morons" to which you speak are simply recognizing that fact. Face it: they've made money... lot's of it. Patents are great and absolutely necessary but the system has broken down in this instance... time to force the box open and let them compete, not with other operating systems, but within their own architecture. Seem unfair? It is... deal with it.

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    6. Re:Morons, most of you! by KillShill · · Score: 1

      why is paying 130 bucks every 12-18 months not the same as "pay up, pay often"?

      if you want freedom, go with GNU, if you want shiny widgets n'stuff go with apple or ms.

      there is overlap but clearly, paying money for the os is not going to disappear when you go to appleland. unless you want to keep using the same os you got when you bought the machine... it could get outdated very quickly.

      and no, the GPL is copyleft not right. it gives you, the user more rights than you started with. even if copyright were to be abolished tomorrow, it wouldn't hurt the GPL any. it just uses copyright to work within the corrupt system we have now.

      apple users are just as ignorant as ms users (of which i am one). ms and apple are holding its users hostage... you don't negotiate piecemeal for every privilege... they hold you in the palm of their hands. they are in control, not you. make no mistake about it.

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  126. Re:Want XP? ( Pirate it first for a discount ) by Mr.Spaz · · Score: 1

    Well, if you wanted to really pull one over on 'em, you could simply find a "COMPUTERS" store in your area that has gone under (around here they pop up and close down with regular frequency. In fact several have come and gone in one storefront nearby and have never changed the sign), and generate an invoice for the system from that store, then get your free copy of the software. MS may invest the effort in tracking down the proprietors and employees of the now defunct company, but they'll have a tougher time of that than they will going after the "current" offenders.

  127. I agree with MS, for a change by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

    MS needs to come up with a effective to stop piracy and stop people who pirate their software from getting updates and security patches.

    I think this will have a different effect than they expect. I predict they will NOT sell one copy of their software for every pirated copy and their sales will never be what the BSA says it should be, even with 0% piracy.

    I want to see the pirates get fed up with MS and switch to Linux or BSD. And the legitemate users get so fed up with MS's anti-piracy they switch to Apple.

    I want to see applications developers get so fed up with MS's security they "have" switch to Linux or Apple, and ASP developers move to PHP or Java.

    Yeah, I know, I'm dreaming.

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  128. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That would be awesome if we could get Vista's name changed!

  129. Re:Guess the CD Key Generator Program will be popu by gravyface · · Score: 1

    Is this just going to impact the download or the actual installation?
    Regardless, The Scene has been cracking game patches for years...
    [l33t-cr3w]Microso$t.Windows.2010.Service.Pack.8.f ixed.rar coming to a Torrent near you...

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  130. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by hoggoth · · Score: 2, Funny

    You misunderstand.

    According to Microsoft, running Windows with any kind of security is NOT an authentic authorized use of their software.

    Therefore you are in violation.

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  131. WSUS Affected? by Fireye · · Score: 1

    I somehow doubt this will affect the current WSUS/SUS patch system microsoft has provided. Unless they release patched versions of WSUS/SUS, then the only check that will happen (and maybe not even then) will be of the WSUS/SUS server. The clients could be pirated and it wouldn't care.

    1. Re:WSUS Affected? by DaCool42 · · Score: 1

      Unless the checks are in the updates themselves and not the SUS system.

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  132. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by nunchux · · Score: 2, Informative

    The best answer I got was completely unofficial, from a Fujitsu engineer attached to my work - he said, just borrow a copy of Windows and install it with the valid license key. By that time I'd already made my own arrangements that, coindicentally, corresponded fairly closely to that recommendation...

    So, dear daughter is now running an illicit copy, but with the original license key.


    No, your daughter is running a perfectly legal copy. There's no difference between a borrowed CD or a backup you burn from the hard drive... Your Windows installation isn't tied to a physical CD, it's tied to the license key.

    Now if it was the other way around-- you kept the disk but lost the license key and had to "borrow" that-- that WOULD be an illicit copy.

  133. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, dear daughter is now running an illicit copy, but with the original license key.

    uhh, it's a legal copy if it has a legal key, the media doesnt matter, it's the licence that does. Thats why corperations have 1 cd and install it on 1,000's of computers and just buy licences for them, no different for you.

  134. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what's the problem? you're still using a valid license, who cares what the media looked like. The person you talked to at Fujitsu wasn't particuarly knowledgeable I'd say.

  135. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple sees Mac mini sales soar by 800%.

    "Microsoft's anti-piracy checking not a part of the new wave of switchers", said Apple.

  136. Single greatest thing... by pottymouth · · Score: 1


    If it were true this would be the single greatest thing MS could do for the open source community. Unfortunately I think they'll stick with the current "drug dealer" model of giving it away until they've got you hooked and then changing for it.

  137. Didn't work by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    This didn't work on a known pirated copy I tried to check. It doesn't seem too accurate, and I wouldn't be surprised if they're checking against like 5 known CD keys or something on that order.

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  138. What about the public good? by Free_Trial_Thinking · · Score: 1

    Even so called "pirate" users are doing MS a service by getting the updates because they lower the MS security problem by decreasing the number of unpatched systems prone to spreading viruses.

    It's just like human health, why are some vaccines mandated? Because you're hurting everyone if you don't have them.

    1. Re:What about the public good? by KillShill · · Score: 1

      actually, if everyone but you gets a vaccine... you cannot transmit what you might or might not have to anyone else.

      and all vaccines have thimerosol in it (among other things) that causes autism.

      so in effect, you are playing russian (corporate) roulette with the lives of people.

      maybe another analogy is in order.

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  139. ya FOSS by sickboy85 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When a decent chunk of your future developer (developers developers developers, the FUTURE of our company, yadda yadda) force is students, dropping $100 on an OS is like giving up beer for a month! Bye bye win32!

  140. Re:Want XP? ( Pirate it first for a discount ) by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

    Hmmmm.....

    Are the ones they sell you at a discount resellable?

    1. Find huge source of pirated XP copies.
    2. Buy 8 million, or claim that you did.
    3. Fill in a pirate report. Claim your 8 million free copies of XP.
    4. Sell 8 million free copies of XP on ebay for $5 a copy.
    5. Profit? (While getting hunted down by MS's death-monkey-squads).

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  141. Re:nice..glad I dished out $200+ for my copy of Wi by Bassman59 · · Score: 1
    " This is unbelievably crappy news. Let me restate, XP will be the last time I ever pay for an OS."

    huh? Seems to me that if you actually pay for the software, then you would support policies that prevent others from getting for free the same thing you paid for.

  142. Query by abstrak_tokatl · · Score: 1

    I wonder, does this also apply to pirated windows 98 CD keys? Not that i have it mind you. I just didn't see it mentioned on their site.

    1. Re:Query by MightyMartian · · Score: 1
      I wonder, does this also apply to pirated windows 98 CD keys? Not that i have it mind you. I just didn't see it mentioned on their site.

      It's my understanding that this only applies to WinXP. I doubt they're all that interested in anything prior.

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    2. Re:Query by abstrak_tokatl · · Score: 1

      that's my suspicion as well.

  143. almost by Penguinoflight · · Score: 1

    Avoiding activation because your key is illegal, would be a way to catch someone. A cracked activation will still work with windows update, you just have to make sure you have a good license first. This is a really useful way to use the evaluation version of M$'s products. Download the 690mb iso from their server, an activation hack from a forum and your ready to go.

    Oh, don't try this at home of course.

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  144. An evil plot . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I foresee a new virus on the horizon . . . wildly prolific and harmless in all ways - except that it modifies all unprotected windows OS's to appear non-pirated, or make everyone appear the same. I'm just saying of course

  145. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many companies do this now. The cost for them to make an image CD is still money saved, plus the service charge they get to give you when you send it back for a new HDD/re-image
    I used to work for BestBuy, and recieved MANY complaints about this from many different manufacturers.

  146. Except.. by Marc2k · · Score: 1

    (obviously) if 10.000 plus people are using the same license key something is obviously wrong. ..except in the case that the license key is from a site license, in which there are expected to be lots of people with the same license key; and in the case of XP, these are copies which do not need to be activated. As you and someone else have mentioned, they will probably be attempting to look for machines which contain cracks, in most cases to subvert activation. Again though, in the case of a commercial copy, the activation code was never there (or, more accurately, wasn't 'activated', hee hee), so there won't be any code to be found that cracks this. Also, the majority of these licenses probably are legitimate, so unless Microsoft has a table of "Hey, this company passed around their site licensed copies of XP, and now it's all over the internet" entries, and checks through them, it's doubtful that these copies would have a problem.

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  147. MSDN Universal??? Certified Training Partners??? by mosel-saar-ruwer · · Score: 1

    Type in "cdkey xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx" as in x's are your SP2 compatable CD key.

    We're thinking about undertaking a big .NET project, but I'm hearing horror stories about MSDN Universal & the new licensing stuff.

    Back in the day, you got basically unlimited licenses with MSDN Univerisal, which was pretty much a necessity: In a research/development/testing environment, you're constantly wiping drives clean and re-installing OSes and applications. But if M$FT starts this crap with their MSDN Universal developers, then Linux is gonna look all the more enticing by comparison.

    PS: I used to do a little certified Microsoft training, and the thought of attempting to install a classroom's worth of computers, each of which requires a unique authorization key, is enough to send shivers down my spine.

    In the Novell classes, the single biggest problem was ALWAYS the sh!tty server licenses that Novell Education dumped on us. They never worked properly - for the entire week, the servers would beep error messages about license infractions.

  148. Gates has been calling pirates thieves for decades by HornWumpus · · Score: 1
    He told them to their face at the old small computer club ('you guys are a bunch of thieves').

    I gotta agree with him. We are thieves.

    But I bet they leave the expired MSDN (enterprise and other) keys alone. Those of us with access to such keys are mindshare he wants to keep.

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    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  149. Third World? by EvilStein · · Score: 1

    "Do they seriously think this will decrease piracy in the 3rd world? All they've really done is cripple their product. They now have several issues to deal with."

    http://www.nationmaster.com/graph-T/cri_sof_pir_ra t

    I don't think China is a third world country. But you're right, it won't reduce piracy because free is still better than $230. :)

  150. Umm, your analogy sucks by CaptainZapp · · Score: 1
    It's kind of like someone stealing a car from the lot of a dealership, then taking it back a few months later for it's customary 3,000 mile oil change.

    This would only be the case if your car starts to indiscriminately shoot people if you refrain to do the 3'000 mile oil change.

    Windows can do that after 12 minutes on the net, if the mighty Microsoft update computer decides that your copy is not legit.

    Methinks I rather stay with Debian, since their social contract proghibits shooting people.

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  151. Re:MSDN Universal??? Certified Training Partners?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    7MD2F-FYJX4-D4R2B-3M7W2-DC9PD
    Meh ... taker guys ... she's already whored on the net

  152. There's more going on here... by flithm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Keep in mind this is probably a prelude to a larger anti-piracy scheme to be phased in over the next generation(s) of Windows.

    They'll likely employ the same tactic that online games use.

    Every copy that's printed gets a code, same with OEM. Those codes are all recorded and shoved into a database. When you connect, you MUST have one of those codes, and ONLY ONE of those codes can be active at a time.

    If this is implemented properly, there's really no way around it. The only thing you can do is buy a legit copy.

    Having said that, this method is prone to all sorts of problems. For instance, many companies Ghost all of their machines, and deploy a standard image. They use the same key on all the machines, but have a stockpile of keys (usually larger than the number of actual deployed machines).

    Obviously this would break that system. But, workarounds will be found. It would be easy to add (maybe it's already there?) functionality so that when a newly ghosted machine boots up on the network the server sees it has the "newly ghosted key" and assigns it one from its pool or something.

    Who knows, but the point is, if Microsoft gets smart about this, there's no way you'll be able to pirate Windows anymore.

    The funny thing about all of this is, I think it's actually against their best interests to do this. One of the biggest reasons Windows is so widespread is due to piracy. Many many people are simply not willing to pay for Windows. If they succeed in doing something like this, I think we'll see interest in alternative operating systems rise yet again.

    1. Re:There's more going on here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No way around it? You can set up a router filter which re-maps the microsoft activation network service to a dummy server that speaks the same protocol.

      Or change whatever binary registers to the server.

      There's no such thing as something that cannot be solved. As long as there are hex editors, Microsoft Windows can be cracked.

    2. Re:There's more going on here... by psyon1 · · Score: 1

      They do this already, its called a CD-Key. But like you said, there are problems with corporate customers. Oh? whats that? There is a corporoate version? Oh, guess it doesn't do much good then.

    3. Re:There's more going on here... by flithm · · Score: 1

      No they don't do this already. The CD-Key just matches against a key algorithm. If they did what I was talking about you would never be able to install Windows without a legitmate key.

      This is the reason why you can see key generators available. If such a scheme were implemented a keygen would never work.

      Also, there's no reason why this wouldn't work for corporate customers. Instead of activating the key on the client machine side, this could be done at the server level.

      The CD Key system they currently use is very different from what I was suggesting is a possibility for them in the future.

      Again, I'm not suggesting it's a good idea, or even predicting that's what they'll do, just saying if they wanted to stop piracy, they could do it, and there's nothing we could do to get around it.

    4. Re:There's more going on here... by flithm · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      In this situation a hex editor will do absolutely no good at all, neither will setting up a dummy server.

      Sure that would get you past the installation phase, but you'd get no updates.

      Also, let's be realistic here... the average joe is never going ot set up a dummy server. A lot of computer people would have no problem with that, but even then you'd need another computer, and either a fairly decent router, or the skills to build your own router.

      Yes it's totally possible, but not only does it not solve the problem, but it goes way beyond cracking, patching, and key-gens.

      One thing I could see someone doing is setting up their own Windows Update server, procuring all the software updates with a legal copy and then giving out a patch that makes windows connect to the fake server instead of microsoft.com.

      Yeah it's possible, but it would take a while to implement something like that, what do you think Windows pirates will do in the mean time?

      Probably start to consider other options.

      One thing I should say though, is you're absolutely right, it was silly of me to say "never." There's always a way. I was just trying to convey that if they really really wanted to, by sacrificing a lot of their customer base, they could probably stamp out a lot of Windows piracy.

      Again though, I really don't think it would be a good idea for them to do it.

  153. Gate's end game by HornWumpus · · Score: 2, Insightful
    He knows there little room for MS to grow. But lots of downside possibilities.

    He wants to put earnings on the front page of the WSJ so his stock sales (which I expect to accelerate) don't depress the price untill he has sold out more shares.

    Go back to day one of microcomputers. Gates knew he could become richer then the pope by setting defacto standards then using them to beatup his compitition. This is OVER, Bill knows it. The market has matured.

    Knowing he won't get better growth from MS then the market in general Bill would be moron to not continue diversifying as fast as possible.

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  154. Simply avoid the windows update site. by teyu · · Score: 1

    Firefox to the rescue. Get your updates through a secondary site made for updating windows through Firefox. There is the security issue of getting updates through an untrusted source, but how much do you trust the trusted source?

  155. I'm so confused! by Bullfish · · Score: 1

    I thought, that on slashdot, that piracy was what microsoft charges for their OS and the good fight was getting it and spreading it for free.

    1. Re:I'm so confused! by TheDrow · · Score: 1

      Being an avid pc user, hard core gamer and a cable ISP tech, I can tell you that I have purchased every version of windows since it's inception. So here's a little about how much I trust the M$ update system. So first, I update from Win 3.1x to win95, for the nominal cost of $115. This upgrade was not that bad, as it still used the underlying HDD structure and the old FAT file system, so it wasn't a crippling upgrade on my system. So next I decide that win95 was interesting with this new fangled gooie interface so I update to the next version, which now updates you to a FAT32 which gives a little more disk space and a slight boost in performace. Again this has no problems interfacing with my old DOS files that were still in the o/s. I had no problems with anything again. Well I guess I lied earlier, because I skipped WinME, the crap software that it was and I moved up to Win2K. Now here's where it gets interesting. So now under the NT architecture, I find that this is an excellent way to do things, but due to imcompatibility issues with some of my older software, I opt to stay FAT32 and not ntfs. Everything works ok (except reinstalling every 3-6 months because of various vulnerablities that are exploited) for quite a while. So here we go, upgrade to XP build 2600, no service packs, it's just in it inception. I upgrade my system, and lo and behold, even with a FAT32 HDD, I have to upgrade ALL of my software, apparently in an effort to make more money M$ decided that it was in everyones best interest to not be allowed to run 16bit software on their new o/s. So here I am, running around with an o/s that always breaks, with 90% of my programs not loading because they are not a valid "win32" application. I deal with it, I get over it. Money spent, software upgraded. New Service Pack comes out and all is good (shoulda known it'd be too good to be true). New SP2 comes out and the auto upgrade goes through, crashes the system, screws my programs. So I wait until SP2 is released as an integrated install. Install new windows and lo and behold, now I have to format in NTFS, because any commercial copy of WINXPSP2 that you buy no longer supports FAT32 on installation. So here I am on a system that negates all of my old software, I can't play any old games for nostalgia, my old word processors and spreadsheets all are not working, and this is what M$ wants you to believe is nescessary. In any industry there is always that one group that wants to force you to upgrade, and as any logistical engineer can tell you this is called "planned obsolecence". In essence they force you to upgrade, in order to continue being able to use the newer products you have to give up the old ones. Now with M$ it never seems like the transition goes smoothly, I have a ton of software that I paid for that I can't use, and the inclusion of 8-16 bit extensions in XP would not have been difficult. The architecture was there, they just can't stand to see you not buying their newer software. Normally I would not be above upgrading, but in this situation, the plan was to make sure that every user out there on a M$ platform would be forced to spend additional money at M$ but also at all of the software vendors that had to upgrade their code to comply with M$. This has been one of the major reasons for the open source community (I have 7 boxes on linux and one on windows now) coming to the forefront. USERS DO NOT WANT TO BE FORCED TO CHANGE. Imagine the uproar that would occur if GM or Ford turned around and told you that you 2 year old automobile was no longer supported unless you put a new motor in it, because with the recent upgrades to you car model in their system, that this motor is better even though the old one is working just fine, and that if u don't do this at you own expense, the warranty will be void, but they are not willing to foot the bill. This comes down to M$ being a monopoly, and if you don't follow their rules, then you may as well rot. Thus the current migration of a lot of tech savvy users to open source. If there is an error in t

  156. wouldn't it be funny if this killed them? by gelfling · · Score: 1

    I think even WilliamSoft has GOT to realize that if they hammered home their pricing onto all the WilliamSoft users in the world, they'd all suddenly realize what it really costs. I mean the price of Windows Software has never gone down a dime in the history of the company. Are they going to announce a 50% price cut in the price if piracy is eliminated?

    No you say? then what's the upside for me the consumer. How was I benefited. First I shouldered the burden of WilliamSoft's blantant ignorance of their own intellectual property and then when WilliamSoft finally figures out how to fix that problem after what? 25 years? Then they continue to screw me on the price?

    hahahahahaha that's real funny. Here's what Steve "Im Dancing Im Dancing" Ballmer needs to do. He needs to announce that anti piracy technology rollout will be coincident with a pricing rollback. Until then they will hurt themselves.

    But monopolies don't understand what market pricing really means. They operate from the perspective that they can rape and pillage at will. It will be interesting to see if they can do something like this or they screw it up in a painfully transparent effort to make us think we're getting value while at the same time pulling out a WilliamSoft wristwatch left behind in our sphincters.

  157. why are you all pised by akhomerun · · Score: 0

    why are you all pissed off about this? if you can prove that you bought a pirated copy of windows from an illegal vendor, they are willing to give you a FREE copy of windows.

    in fact, if you can't prove it, microsoft gives you a discounted price for windows. i mean come on, they are rewarding you for pirating their software!! what more do you want!? they could be suing you!

    just because their software is bad doesn't give you the right to pirate it.

  158. Camel's Back is Broken by grannyknot · · Score: 0, Troll

    This was the last straw for me. I've spent so much money on faulty Microsoft software over the last ten years, and now they're going to treat me like a criminal.

    I'm ordering a Power Mac as soon as I get home.

  159. For those of you still "testing" Windows XP... by Txiasaeia · · Score: 2, Informative
    ...and like to get updates automagically, try here: Autopatcher. If you don't need to download updates automatically, try here: The Software Patch.

    Riiight, like I'm going to let an ActiveX applet from Microsoft scan my system. What do they want next, a retina scan? DNA check? I don't encourage piracy (I *do* own a legit copy of XP), but forcing users to submit to this crap so they can get updates (I know, I know, *not* critical updates, but still) is just wrong. Anyway, use the links above and just say NO! to Microsoft ActiveX scanning.

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  160. Few corrections... by kosmosik · · Score: 1

    > Microsoft will begin checking for pirated
    > copies of its Windows software when users
    > attempt to update.

    No. It is not like that - they will not check explicte if the copy is pirated - that would be scary for some... ;) They will instead check if the copy is legitimate - it is a difference here. Since I can have perfect legitimate copy of Windows XP and I may not wish to give out my privacy to MS. So I would probably download SP/patches somewhere else than MS site.

    > Security updates are supposed to be
    > exempt from the check.

    This is also untrue. Some security updates would not install on pirated copy right now (it is like for 3 years). I am writing about Service Packs - they are *mainly* security updates. And they do not install on pirated Windows copy (well it can be cracked, but not so easly).

    > Upon detection of pirated software

    There is no fucking way for them to detect *pirated* *software* - first of all if somebody does run pirated software he won't be running their checking programs on his machine. Second if I go to MS site and try to download something, but I will find that I need to do some stupid checks I will back off - that does not mean that they've detected pirated copy.

    Unless they will find a way to automagically run some kind of software when you wisit their download site - which quite frankly is being done usually by virus wirters. :) But hey - MS wrote the OS so they will probably also find a way to exploit MSIE... :>

  161. Education License's by sonixtwo · · Score: 1

    Whats about if you have a copy that is registered to a College or University? There could be thousands of people with the same license numbers. Would these users not beable to update, or would the master list at Micosoft have these exempted?

  162. You didn't read the initial post by HBI · · Score: 1

    You can't jerk gas service from people who *AREN'T PAYING* during winter because it's considered inhuman to condemn people to freezing to death.

    Exactly why is it acceptable to condemn millions to being spam zombies - affecting everyone on the Internet - through no fault of their own, by an unaccountable monopoly beholden only to its stockholders?

    Hmm? Where's your answer to that?

    There are some situations that the free market can't solve on its own. This is one.

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    1. Re:You didn't read the initial post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS has already stated that they will continue to provide security updates to *ALL* versions of windows, legitimate or not (first link I saw in Google that the company firewall didn't block):

      http://www.geek.com/news/geeknews/2005Jan/gee20050 126028855.htm

      "Microsoft is taking direct aim at the problem of software piracy, announcing that sometime in mid-2005 it will no longer provide updates to software it does not believe to be licensed appropriately. The company will, however, continue to provide security updates to all versions."

      So where exactly does this "Exactly why is it acceptable to condemn millions to being spam zombies - affecting everyone on the Internet - through no fault of their own, by an unaccountable monopoly beholden only to its stockholders?" fit in? Zombie PCs are generally unpatched boxes, yes? How would MS's actions be changing this fact? Patches have never been on a 'push' system, so your argument has no weight.

      The security updates are still available for all. Yes, even the illegal installed systems. What *isn't* available is the various 'enhancements' that most of us don't care about anyway - WMP, DX (I care about that one, as a gamer), etc. Your analogy is screwed up beyond all reasoning, and I already shot it down. They aren't "shutting off the gas" but are restricting it down to the bare necessity until you pony up the cash.

      And BTW, there is no such thing as 'winter' on the 'net. Cutting off software updates that aren't even guaranteed to be released isn't inhuman. *Annoying* yes, but not inhuman.

      How many times can you reply before you RAFA (read *ANY* fantastic article) and see that MS is still providing security updates for free, to anybody who comes calling? Your blind stance that "MS is cutting off everybody from all updates OMGWTFBBQ!!!" is just simple *INCORRECT* MS-bashing, plain and simple.

      Dammit, you've got me *really* pissed over this one, because your ridiculous stance has MADE ME DEFEND MICROSOFT!!!

  163. Check it out everyone! by Pollux · · Score: 2, Informative

    [Customers can] fill out a counterfeit report and receive a copy of Windows XP Home Edition for $99 or a copy of Windows XP Professional Edition for $149, Lazar said. Windows XP Home normally sells for $199 and Windows XP Professional Edition usually costs $299.

    Check it out everyone! Forget buying XP at the store, just get a pirated copy, file a counterfeit report, and get Windows XP for 50% off!

    They should call it the "Piracy Rewards Program".

  164. Re:MSDN Universal??? Certified Training Partners?? by Solosoft · · Score: 5, Informative

    Guess what ... microsoft solved that with it's Corporate Version of Windows XP. (btw that's the copy you see on the internet and you might know it as "Devils0wn")

    One key works for everyone. Remember the key FCKGW-yada yada ;-).

    Wikipedia Article

    But if you use the CD key thing as I mentioned above it changes the Windows XP to another key such as the one the anonymous user above gave, service pack 2 will install and there is no annoying blocking of Windows Updates.

    Microsoft only wanted to stop the "casual pirater" considering every version of windows is already cracked. Not to sound like a mad pirate but to disable the activation is sadly VERY easy.

    HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\WindowsNT\Cu rrentVersion\WPAEvents
    That's frickin it ... the "Activate me crap" dies ... and for all you tinfoil hats you don't need to reg your Windows XP. You think MS would of made it so easy if they didn't want people to pirate there OS. They would of made it so if some file isn't downloaded from there (encrypted of some kind) the OS simply won't work etc etc. No ... it's some silly regestry hack that takes less then 2 minutes to do and lasts the lifetime of the product. I know that the activation thing I mentioned above works in Windows XP MCE and Windows XP x64, im not sure about XP Pro ... if someone tries and has luck I wouldn't mind knowing.

    Hope ive been some help

    Solosoft

  165. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by Sloppy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I bought a Fujitsu Lifebook P1120 so I know what you're talking about -- there was an extra partition sitting on the drive when I first got it. And I nuked that partition and reused the space for something else, within an hour of receiving the computer. And it just so happens that my drive really is starting to flake out, so I'll be facing a reinstall situation pretty soon.

    But I'm not fucked.

    When the hard disk completely goes and I have to replace it, I'll be able to reinstall Gentoo Linux without paying anyone anything. ;-)

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  166. Re:Want XP? ( Pirate it first for a discount ) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the article it states the discount is only if you prove you purchased a pirated copy but dont want to report the store

    if you just download it off the internet and truly pirated it yourself, you get jack shit

  167. I'm running a pirated version of Fedora Core . . . by mmell · · Score: 1
    And a pirated version of Solaris - on one CPU each, of course! ;^D

    For those who are interested, I downloaded the pirate version of Solaris from www.sun.com and the pirated version of Fedora Core from www.redhat.com. I get access to ALL the updates the two respective companies in question offer, as well as the benefits of worldwide support from literally millions of users such as myself!

    Sorry - too disingenuous of me?

  168. CORPORATE VERSION with KEYGEN??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what about those of us using the corporate version of XP (no activation, hack or patch required) along with our own unique custom generated CD-Key? Microsoft will discover no patch, crack or duplicate serial number.

    1. Re:CORPORATE VERSION with KEYGEN??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I have a xp2 slipstreamed corporate cd that i use with a 4in1 keygen. i just tried running windows update about an hour ago, and it downloaded genuineadvantage and then told me that microsoft never released my serial number. my keygen is kind of old, so maybe newer keygens work.

      anyway windows still works, but i can no longer use windowsupdate. i think automatic updates will still download security updates, however. the only reason i use windows is to use flash for work. i think i'm just going to get a mac-mini to run flash on since keeping windows up to date is becoming too much of a pain. for now i'll probably re-install and just use autopatcher instead of automatic updates.

      on my laptop, i use linux for everything other than flash already, and it will be nice to get rid of the windows installation. my laptop came with xp-pro pre-installed, but it came with a bunch of extra crap that i didn't want. that's why i use the unauthorized version instead.

  169. Awesome! by Supergibbs · · Score: 1

    I own XP, but as soon as Longhorn (aka Windows Vista) comes out I'll be sure to get a pirated copy. Then when I get caught, I get a discount on a legitamate copy :-)

    -Jesse

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  170. The operating system you are using is by jurt1235 · · Score: 0, Troll

    not MS windows, so it must be pirated. Please get your MS windows license so you can comply with the rest of US.
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  171. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by Robber+Baron · · Score: 1

    It's not actually illegitimate. M$ doesn't really give a damn where you got the source as long as a license was purchased. You have enough of the OEM to retain your OEM license purchased with the laptop. Fujitsu were just being fuckheads about this...it'd be no skin off their ass to send you a CD that you could install using the key on the attached sticker, but apparently they're too damn lazy (both mentally and physically) to come up with an acceptable solution.

    Note to self: Do not buy any more Fujitsu products.

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  172. The Corporation is doing what it must... by EWIPlayer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microsoft is a multi-billion dollar coroporation. That corporation must increase profits at the cost of everything else (known as externalizing cost). That means that it must increase profits regardless of who gets hurt, what governments topple, or even if it means the end of the world. The documentary, "The Corporation" made a great case for this and "proved" that The Corporation (any Corporation) is a psychopath, as a result of treating it as a person (which the law does).

    Some points:

    • The Corporation here knows that the bulk of piracy occurs in the third world.
    • The third world is the same world being raped by Corporations (Microsoft is not free of guilt here).
    • Due to the last point, the third world can barely afford computers, let alone paying craploads of money for every piece of MS software they "need". (And don't tell me that they don't need those pieces of software. The bombardment of media and the desire to have what they don't have tells them they need it. They, much like you and I, are completely powerless here.)
    • Assuming that this works perfectly (which we know it won't) and there is no other way to get Windows but to purchase it, these people will not purchase it.
    • Since they can't purchase it, MS does not make any extra money from this venture (ignoring non-third world folks, which comprise the minimum of piracy).
    • Quality of life in the third world, in this regard, now goes down. Even if they do purchase it, quality of life still goes down because they have to give up some other necessity to purchase it.

    The Corporation here has hurt the user-base, yet again, for no real gain. This is where they could be charitable and recognize that the multi-billion dollar company can eat the "loss" (of which, we know, there is no serious value).

    I swear to god that if we don't start taking Corporations down and make them accountable to human decency (and a Corporation, being a psychopath, doesn't care about its negative impact on the world), then things will keep getting sadder and sadder until we're all in the third world, save the Bill Gates' and Steve Ballmer's.

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    1. Re:The Corporation is doing what it must... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Corporation here has hurt the user-base, yet again, for no real gain. This is where they could be charitable and recognize that the multi-billion dollar company can eat the "loss" (of which, we know, there is no serious value).

      The Corporation exists to maximise the return on investment of the stockholders. They *may* act to maximise the well being of the user base if and only if such action has no detrimental effect on this. In fact, they would *have* to follow such a policy if it could be demonstrated that doing so would maximise shareholder value. Buy some shares. Submit your argument in the form of an Excel worksheet.

      Or maybe they're afraid that the rest of us suckers will object to paying hundreds of dollars for something the guy (in the country) next door is getting for free?

      I swear to god that if we don't start taking Corporations down and make them accountable to human decency (and a Corporation, being a psychopath, doesn't care about its negative impact on the world), then things will keep getting sadder and sadder until we're all in the third world, save the Bill Gates' and Steve Ballmer's.

      Chill, Winston. First of all, we don't make people accountable to human decency, we hold them accountable to the law. Secondly, they're not really that scary. Sure, The Corporation makes a great bogeyman for the modern age, but it won't last. We've got them beat. They need us to exist - as workers, as customers, as owners, as legislators and enforcers of the law. It cannot be said that we need them - we existed for tens of thousands of years without them (although, granted, i'd rather have an iPod than live in a cave). "We the people" hold the ultimate (in the sense of eventual) upper hand in this discussion.

      I'll leave you with a thought: almost all the ills attributed to The Corporation stem, in one way or another, from the weaknesses of people. There is no "them": we are doing this to ourselves.

  173. Piracy-Driven Sales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm somewhat surprised that a comment on the true intent of this new requirement is has not yet surfaced (that I have seen).

    People who cannot or will not migrate to XP, legally or otherwise, are now being forced to migrate. First they are being denied "non-critical" patches, but just wait--soon enough, Microsoft will refuse to patch machines its automated system detects as having pirated copies for even critical security patches. When outcry rises, it will say something to the effect of, "don't blame us, blame the piraters!" Thus they initiate a forced-upgrade path while not needing to produce a good, secure OS.

    ~Anonymous Cowering Bastard

  174. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by radish · · Score: 1

    /me looks at his Fujitsu LifeBook Windows recovery CD...

    guess they changed their policy at some point.

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  175. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by Zerbey · · Score: 1

    You've probably fallen foul of the fact Dell seems to use the same CD key for all of its restore CDs. Which, incidentally is published all over the net! Those blue Dell OEM XP stickers only work with Dell's XP CDs (so don't loose your Dell CD!).

    You can get instructions on how to change the key here:

    How to change the Windows XP Product Activation Key Code

    I hope this helps.

  176. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by extra+the+woos · · Score: 1

    Hehehehe, I've got a windows xp cd that came with some dell...the place it's from is using some other big organization wide license and this cd-key isn't being used on many machines... In fact it's being used on one. Mine. Anyway I've installed and re-installed (good to keep your windows install fresh)...I've also changed hardware and had to re-activate once or twice. It's a legit copy of windows. Now MS might not WANT or claim that you can transfer a license from an OEM machine to one you built yourself. But whatever. I don't give a rats ass what they say, it's NOT a pirated copy lol.

    Now it thinks it's pirated and won't install anymore. Joy. My machine is kind of screwed up because of some hosed lexmark inkjet printer drivers. (ditched that mofo and got a $5 used color laser that works fine lol)... I can still apply patches.. for now anyway ? But ms says the cd-key is pirated now, I guess once you've installed and re-installed and re-activated due to hardware changes more than 4 or 5 times it thinks it's pirated.

    Now I can understand if 10,000 people are trying to use the same cd-key. But get real. It should give you 20 or 30 installs before you hafta crack it to use a legit copy... I really should just switch to linux. Anyone have experience getting World of warcraft going in cedega? On an ATI card? (yeah yeah I know)... Then again, I couldn't play dvd-audio discs or whatever in linux either blahhhh... I think I'll go home and pirate a cracked copy of windows server 2003 or something to avoid the trouble....

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  177. Is OS on a new laptop my copy?? by veeren76 · · Score: 1

    I have found that the laptop/desktop vendors do charge extra for giving us Disks for backup software.... how are we supposed to reinstall and start from sratch in case the OS gets fucked up.
    Also the most of the vendors ask us to buy Windows .... i want to install linux.... and not Windows... so why should i pay around 100 bucks for the thing which i dont intend to use.
    my 2 cents....

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  178. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by gravix · · Score: 0

    My latest IBM Thinkpad didn't come with an install CD, either. I google'd for a while before I found instructions on how to make a Windows install CD from the data contained on the hard drive (the only option IBM provided was to restore their "base image," which was full of crap that I did not want/need).

    So, what's the reason for all of this? The explaination that I heard was that Microsoft is now making it a requirement of some OEM agreements that they _not_ provide a Windows install CD to the purchaser. So, not only do Fujitsu and IBM save money on the actual media costs, they save money on the OEM agreement with Microsoft too by not providing you with the CD. Allegedly the point of this is to prevent people who buy laptops from giving their genuine Windows install CDs to their friends, but would someone tell me please what the point of paying for a product is if I don't even get an install CD (let alone written documentation)?

  179. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Unfortunatly, it is for this reason that I need to keep everyone on Administrator accounts at home etc.. If not, people complain because they can't install X program. This is really too bad, because they end up screwing the system up with Administrator rights....

    Sounds like a social engineering problem.

  180. So they'll warez service packs and updates by Proc6 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Big deal. If MS starts putting the screws to Windows Update visitors for having a keygenned serial number, all that will happen is your neighborhood 0-day distro will have:

    Windows.XP.Security.Updates.Nov19.2005.X-Force

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  181. Report Gateway, Dell, HP, IBM, Fujitsu... by neanderdude · · Score: 1
    heh.... I wonder what would happen if thousands of users started reporting their name-brand manufacturers?

    I wonder if MS would change their minds as someone (or something) would have to cull those entries as "false positivies."

  182. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by Technician · · Score: 1

    So here I had a legitimate paid licensed Windows XP Professional computer which will not pass the windows licensing scheme. I'll have to dig out a SP1 cd sometime and reinstall with the actual key so it will pass.

    Even worse are 3rd party apps that get toasted in the shuffle. My HP (Bought brand new) had it's cd burner software act up. No problem. Uninstall and re-install to repair. Uninstall went fine. Re-install became a big problem. No install CD. The program is part of the recovery HD image. The only way to re-install is to wipe the hard drive of all your settings and applications and start over from scratch.

    Needless to say, my CD burner is working again. Just don't ask about the version of the CD software..or it's reciept. I would have used the original for re-instalation if it didn't come with the penalty of wiping the drive to re-install it.

    Does that make me a criminal?

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  183. Right... by ShimmyShimmy · · Score: 1

    Makes enough sense. But, that is the exact opposite of what the agreement says when you install it, right?

    Actually, I noticed that after Service Pack 2, you needed to download a new version of Windows Update, just do download the updates. Is this "new version" just French for "new, more imposing license agreement?" That would probably be the best way to change the contract terms without drawing much attention to the specific change.

    Anyway, what I'm more so worried about is if they start squealing if you have pirated versions of AutoCAD, MATLAB, etc. Cause believe me, even at a 'discounted price', you still cannot afford those. Of course, in any other industry, if any company started pulling this crap, all their customers would simply switch to a competitor. Sigh.
    Oh well, I think I'll just stop downloading Windows Updates. I actually haven't updated my system since last fall, and haven't been running Antivirus in quite some time. Good old trusty Peerguardian 2 has been keeping me afloat for these last 10 months. Long live the king!

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    1. Re:Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Sounds like you need to:

      1. delete the NTFS partition
      2. Create a Reiser or XFS partition and format
      3. Install Linux or *BSD
      4. Install QCad
      5. Install the multitude of free scientific and mathematics programs that come with most distributions
      6. Say no to Microsoft

      Don't pirate Windows, AutoCAD, etc. because:

      1. There are free (as in beer AND as in speech) or cheap alternatives available

      2. The free (as in beer AND as in speech) or cheap alternatives are legitimate

      3. Switching to Linux or *BSD will force Microsoft to not only truly innovate (rather than simply re-skin Windows and steal more Mac or *nix ideas) AND lower their price of entry, and God forbid, consider for a moment opening up at least SOME of the source to their OS (after the NT/Win2K code leak they may as well ANYHOW)

      I believe there is danger to Microsoft in opening up their source though; I suspect that a chunk of the open source they used in Windows isn't limited to BSD-licensed code but GPL as well (which no one would be the wiser of if Windows remains closed). Why else would they have killed off WinFS, which had a feature set strikingly similar to that of Reiser, and actually worked?

    2. Re:Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blah, blah, blah.

    3. Re:Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe you would advacate running a business on stolen sotware. Yeah, software like AutoCAD is expensive, but that is a cost you build into your price. Or are you undercutting a legal business and then letting people Xerox your plans and not pay you for your work?

      If you are worried about the cost switch to open source.

      http://www.ostg.com/
      http://www.fsf.org/

      I wish I could think of the link for the Free/Open software donation challenge from about a year ago, posted here.

    4. Re:Right... by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      Just wondering ... what would your free (beer and speech) replacement for AutoCAD be?

      If you think MS dominates the desktop market, it's nothing like how thoroughly Autodesk dominates the computer-drafting market. I've not really researched it in a while, but it used to be hard to find a real alternative at any price.

      Given that a full version of AutoCAD Electrical goes for a cool $5,295, the FS community would have a hell of a 'killer app' if they coughed up a respectable alternative.

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    5. Re:Right... by Infernal+Device · · Score: 1

      which had a feature set strikingly similar to that of Reiser

      What's the big deal about a feature set? That doesn't require advanced reverse engineering, just close attention to working details. Since just about every Open Source project publishes their specs and documentation, one need not even look at the code to figure out how to duplicate the featureset.

      I'm not saying it would be easy, but Microsoft and other companies have people who have been doing this stuff for years and know the same tips and tricks everyone else does.

      If they've taken BSD code, that's all perfectly good and legal.

      Bash them if you will, but bash them when you have proof instead of just throwing around rumor and innuendo. If you want to believe they're wrong, fine - but there's no point in casting aspersions without the proof to back it up.

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    6. Re:Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it that someone needs to post a response like this to nearly everything concerning an operating system? Linux is NOT something just anyone can run. Quit acting like this is so! Until linux figures out some of the stupid problems it has such as installing a simple program it will not be ready for anything. You cannot expect people to really go and remove windows and just install linux. Most computer users couldn't even get through the windows installer, let alone a linux installer!

      And that isn't even the hardest part- just wait until they want to install those mathematics programs and run into compile errors and dependency hell.

  184. /.'ers Missing The Point by mpapet · · Score: 1

    It's not about the #@!!%% install/maintenance of XP it's about:

    1. Ensuring Microsoft maximizes profit.
    2. Reinforcing Microsoft's ownership of their IP. If they didn't take this step, it's possible in some court of law where illogical things happen with startling regularity that MS's lax enforcement somehow makes their IP vulnerable to being used without paying microsoft. Crazy? Yes. Possible? Yes.
    3. The current political and social environment is focused on the expansion of the corporate welfare state. In this instance, they would be fools not to try to extract every possible penny of wealth and reinforce/extend their ownership opportunity along the way. It's easier now than ever before.
    4. Microsoft's customer is the PHB, not the Sys Admin. If anything, the PHB likes this kind of move because Microsoft is thinking like a capitalist. That's what employees are for after all, to do the dirty work so the PHB gets the glory.

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  185. Nope. Not at all right... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    It's not illegal unless they use that position to maintain said monopoly or to wedge their way into other markets. Otherwise, you'd see Microsoft shut down much like Enron was, etc.

    Believing it to be so, doesn't make it so, sadly.

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  186. What are you complaining about? by geekee · · Score: 1

    "And, jokes aside, "proof of purchase" of what? If they mean a possible purchase of a machine with, or a standalone copy of, a counterfeit version of Windows, assuming the user purchased it legitimately in good faith, how in the hell is this the user's responsibility or fault?"

    If you buy something that later is determined to be stolen, it will be conviscated and returned to the rightful owner. Similarly, if you unknowingly buy an illegal copy of Windows, MS deserves to be compensated if you wish to continue using the software. If you've been ripped off, you can sue the person who sold you the illegal software.

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  187. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You MUST be one of those Commie-Tree-Hugging-Penguin-Frenching* Linux users!"

    * you misspelled 'felching'

  188. Wrong, no restraint of trade required by HBI · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sherman Antitrust Act, 1890:

    Section 2. Monopolizing trade a felony; penalty

    Every person who shall monopolize, or attempt to monopolize, or combine or conspire with any other person or persons, to monopolize any part of the trade or commerce among the several States, or with foreign nations, shall be deemed guilty of a felony, and, on conviction thereof, shall be punished by fine not exceeding $10,000,000 if a corporation, or, if any other person, $350,000, or by imprisonment not exceeding three years, or by both said punishments, in the discretion of the court.


    Google for your favorite copy of the act. There's more in there.

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    1. Re:Wrong, no restraint of trade required by Keeper · · Score: 1

      A violation would occur if the entity set out to acquire a monopoly. If market forces cause a monopoly to emerge, nothing illegal has been done.

    2. Re:Wrong, no restraint of trade required by HBI · · Score: 1

      There were enough emails floating around in that case to make a solid case for intent.

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    3. Re:Wrong, no restraint of trade required by Keeper · · Score: 1

      No, there were only enough emails to prove abuse of a monopoly position and product tying. Everything Microsoft did would have been legal if it were held that they did not have a monopoly in the x86 operating systems market.

    4. Re:Wrong, no restraint of trade required by mfrank · · Score: 1

      Monopolizing is an activity that is illegal. Having a monopoly is not.

      If I make styrofoam coffee cups, and I am very good at making them and distributing them, and no other business finds it worth their while to make styrofoam coffe cups as they can make more money doing other things, I have not broken the law.

      It's only if you do unethical things like dumping, etc. that you are "monopolizing". Or do you consider doing a very good job to be a crime?

  189. Genocidal gerbil attack squad.....GO! by hypervinetest45 · · Score: 1

    Honestly, this isn't terribly relevant. I'm a Gentoo geek and I dare say there is very little that I cannot do that a Windows user can. A little UNIX know-how can go a loooong way.

    But if you're lacking in that department, get a Mac. Provided that you replace the chintzy mouse and keyboard, even a Mac can make a great gaming machine if you've got the scratch to buy one.

    Microsoft's Longhorn is going to make things significantly worse, people. Abandon DirectX and your chintzy mp3s. Embrace openGL. Hug an OGG file. Get yourselves acquainted with open source!!

  190. For the record... by Evanisincontrol · · Score: 1

    No shit.

  191. allrightythen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pshaw-----validated and updated. ;)

  192. READ PARENT. MOD UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone mod this guy up.

  193. MSFT can check these nutz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Twice, because my Windows computer isn't hooked up to the internet.

  194. Priceless! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Price of Smoking: $30-100 Billion per yer
    Price of Overweight People: $122.9 billion
    Price of Illegal drugs:$300 Billion
    Price of Online Piracy:$50 Billion
    Price of getting a grant to do other usless study - Priceless!

  195. HOW-TO BYPASS THIS by fluor2 · · Score: 4, Informative

    1. Check Windowsupdate for what updates you need
    2. Just go for the microsoft.com website and download any security update manually.

    Microsoft must always allow this, because many servers do not have internet, thus one must be able to download updates manually and e.g. burn them on a CD.

    1. Re:HOW-TO BYPASS THIS by Psykosys · · Score: 1

      Well, "it" doesn't do a great job of knowing, in my personal experience at least...

  196. Pirate releases often higher-quality than regular by typical · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seriously, I find that the release quality of pirated software is, in a surprising number of ways, depressingly higher quality than those from the original software company.

    For example, take the standard conventions of putting software description in a standard location in a standard format, the (not completely standardized, but pretty close) practice of placing patches at a standard location on the CD, the practice of distributing software in standardized chunk sizes to provide for more recoverable transfers.

    The pirates, competitive though they may be, do a better job of cooperating with each other and putting out "industry" conventions and sticking with them than all but a few software companies do. I still don't believe that the Windows world's equivalent to RPM is the godawful InstallShield -- argh.

    Oh, and when there *is* a packaging mistake, the updates are generally quite prompt.

    Applying copy-protection-disabling patches to a piece of software distributed by the large pirate groups is a more standardized and user-comfortable process than wading through the jungle of installers that the software companies out there put out.

    Oh, and there are standardized (free) places that list and provide for download the latest cracks for various software, like gamecopyworld. While Linux has had Freshmeat (and a slew of advanced automated methods to check for updates and update software), and MacOS has had VersionTracker, Windows has had essentially nothing by way of centralized update information. Yet the pirates managed to pull it off.

    Oh, and I've even seen stabs at PKI systems for ensuring integrity of distributed pirate software. While the Linux world enjoys this, the Windows world (aside from a few Microsoft-centralized systems limited to very small components of the Windows system) hasn't even seen a peep of interest from commercial vendors in providing this level of service.

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  197. Your Sig by tres3 · · Score: 1

    You're right.

  198. Wow... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    I didn't know THAT aspect of it.

    Wonder why nobody seems to have recieved the punishments ordered by the Sherman Antitrust Act, then... Seems to me that Bill and Steve should have been put in Club Fed for some amount of time or placed in Probation for that- you'd have thought it'd been in the papers had it been done.

    Having said all of this, then, there's not a whole lot one can do in this matter- the Government, including the Courts, are NOT doing their job here.

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    1. Re:Wow... by HBI · · Score: 1

      Well, what the government did was enter a consent decree with Microsoft. It's the same technique that was used with IBM in the past, and AT&T. The consent decree is basically a contractual agreement to abide by certain conditions, with the understanding that further antitrust action will occur if the decree is breached by the corporation.

      The consent decree is similar to a plea bargain inasmuch as it's an easy win for the antitrust regulators, but gives them less leverage than a clear cut win in court would. MS' attorneys obviously recommended accepting such a decree as an alternative to being broken up and the aforementioned felony conviction possibilities.

      The problem here is that the antitrust regulators act as if we are back to square one, whereas Microsoft's anticompetitive behavior continues to this day. So therefore getting new action on Microsoft will be difficult and take many years.

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  199. Oh Joy ! by Azzhole · · Score: 0

    Exemplary B00B~ware I surely wouldn't run it, even if it were free ! XP is a republican software. Let them know EVERYTHING.. In Jesus"name. Jod Bless Amerikka.. we got nuttin to hide !

  200. Bill Says - Smell my finger by devfsadm · · Score: 1

    Damn, Microsoft damn them to hell. Ballmer you fat piece of $hit I hate you and all the greed that falls of your sweaty pores. You have no soul and I think you are a good candidate for Hell. I hope google and Yahoo take you down. And Tux comes by and kicks you in the head. The antichrist is on earth and its name is Microsoft. A Corporation is a person isn't it. whew -- (I feel better now) I know deep in my butt that Microsoft is collecting data on users everytime they update. And if you believe they are not then I got a bridge to sell you. And I really think they wil give us a big (HUGE and dry) surprise in the future. Kind of like the RIAA. Why would anyone defend or support Microsoft when they can not be trusted. They are so smug and arrogant making statement like we have no plans now of doing this. Thank you so much for not screwing us now.

    1. Re:Bill Says - Smell my finger by brouski · · Score: 1

      Moderation system needs a (-1) Verbal Diarrhea option.

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  201. Another reason to go mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once you go mac, youll never go back :)

  202. Stop comparing piracy to real items. by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1, Troll

    For the last fucking time, getting updates for a pirated copy is NOT the same as stealing a car and expecting them to fix the engine.

    What half of you don't realize (those who continue to use those analogies) is that your argument completely falls flat on its face at that point.

    The many many paragraphs you type after that are immediately useless.

    PLEASE know what the fuck you're talking about and show just a LITTLE bit of intelligence before making a conscious decision to take part in a discussion - thank you.

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    1. Re:Stop comparing piracy to real items. by devfsadm · · Score: 1

      Is a stolen car stolen. Same as pirated is pirated.

    2. Re:Stop comparing piracy to real items. by brouski · · Score: 1
      For the last fucking time, getting updates for a pirated copy is NOT the same as stealing a car and expecting them to fix the engine.

      And you didn't think it relevant to explain why this is?

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    3. Re:Stop comparing piracy to real items. by DroopyStonx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's actually pretty obvious and doesn't need explanation - use your brain. Try to think outside of the box.

      Whether you are in favor of piracy or not, it's NOT the same.

      Hint: can you duplicate a car with a simple copy & paste?

      Didn't think so.

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  203. I'm running pirated because I'm anti-social.. by brxndxn · · Score: 4, Funny

    My engineering program at my school allows us to download free legit copies of Windows XP Pro for home use.. But it makes us call Microsoft for approval.

    My laptop has a Windows XP key on a sticker on the bottom - but first, the key doesn't work with any copy except the Toshiba recovery CD that formats my computer and installs a bunch of Toshiba crap and AOL advertisements. And, then I would have to call Microsoft.

    So, I'm being like totally a software pirate because I don't feel like talking on the phone to some douchebag at Microsoft.

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    1. Re:I'm running pirated because I'm anti-social.. by ShoobieRat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So your school can either fork out the extra money to buy and support a mass license that you get automatically but they have to keep track of....or they can give you the software for free and only ask that you perform the simple task of activating it.

      Not much of an excuse. Is it really that freaking hard to take five minutes?

    2. Re:I'm running pirated because I'm anti-social.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not much of an excuse. Is it really that freaking hard to take five minutes?

      Tech: "Heroo thish eesh John."

      Person: "I need to activate my copy of XP."

      Tech: "Haave yooo tried too eentir teh kaaay minu.. minu.. minually?"

      Person: "No, I'm supposed to call and activate this."

      Tech: "...

      (Two hours later.)

      Person: Fuck this. I'll just go download a copy. Less time, less hassle.

    3. Re:I'm running pirated because I'm anti-social.. by ShoobieRat · · Score: 1

      Have you ever actually tried to activate a MS product by phone? I've never heard the automated system say "Haave yooo tried too eentir teh kaaay minu.. minu.. minually?"

    4. Re:I'm running pirated because I'm anti-social.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last I checked, the only real annoyance to their Activation is having to go through the process of *saying* your entire confirmation number to the automation system, get the chimes, and then speak to a real person. Or, maybe, they could be interested in push-button entry.

      Actually, one time, I had to give them the ID twice. Once to the Automated system, once to the Agent, but I can't recall if there were mitigating circumstances to that, so I wont hold it against them.

    5. Re:I'm running pirated because I'm anti-social.. by ben_rh · · Score: 2, Interesting
      There are three groups of license keys afaik -- retail, OEM and volume license. You can edit the ISO image of a Windows install CD -- change a couple of characters in a file -- and the resulting image will accept whatever style of key you like.

      This is easiest under Unix of some sort:
      dd if=/dev/cdrom of=./winxp.iso
      vi winxp.iso
      /Pid\=
      (change values)
      :wq
      cdrecord dev=ATAPI:/dev/cdrom -v ./winxp.iso

      This site lists the values to use for each mode. I had success just changing the final three characters.

      I used this method to install WinXP cleanly alongside Linux on my Toshiba laptop, using the legitimate license key stuck on the bottom. So all you need is a borrowed WinXP install CD of any sort at all (boxed, OEM, vol license), a Unix console, and a bit of RAM to load a 600MB 'text file', and you can legitimately install a clean copy of XP.
    6. Re:I'm running pirated because I'm anti-social.. by ShoobieRat · · Score: 1

      In the end, it's just not that big of a deal. The process is simple, and almost entirely automated. If you've got an internet connection, you almost always can just authenticate online. Either way, it's really not that big of a deal and the only people that think it is are either impatient folks who need to grow up, or idiots who intentionally try to make things hard.

  204. Re: right by BTWR · · Score: 1
    When MS releases a patch, it's usually to correct a defect which either has already, or may, cost its customers boatloads of money.

    Um... ok - i get it. You hate MS. You're hip. You probably use apple and/or linux. Whatever. But... your point is irrelevant. Just because it may cost customers money because of a flaw does not mean this was intentional or even wrong. In my parent post, I use a GM recall as an analogy. If GM hides a potentially costly/deadly defect, they can be prosecuted and this is evil. But, like software companies, if GM/MS/whatever says "we found a flaw in this product and now we'll fix it for our paying customers for free" then it's totally fine.

  205. Better than that by Kingrames · · Score: 1

    if you never register your copy of windows XP, it shuts itself down at the end of the month, reminding you to reformat your hard drive, and backup your data regularly.

    of course it's the "shutting it down" part that actually does you good.

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  206. Still doesn't quite answer the question by WebCowboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Here is one for you:

    I am running a copy of Windows 2000 at home--it is a LEGITIMATE copy IMHO but I'm not sure how MS would treat it. The install CD in question is from a former employer which closed up shop and let us all go. My boss was a pretty good guy and made sure we all got our final paycheque but couldn't pay out our remaining vacation time (in my case it was four figures in range) so he compensated us with company assets that weren't due to creditors. So my "vacation pay" consisted of hardware and software including a Celeron PC and an unused, still-shrinkwrapped NFR copy of Windows 2000 (NOT OEM--we bought it separately from any of the computers--and it was NOT a resale legally or technically).

    I installed this on the PC (it is now a Linux server since I got another PC and put it on there), but this was before product activation and I NEVER have registered it with Microsoft. It has never been on more than one PC at a time, but MS can't have much of a record.

    My guess is that they hav amassed a list of product keys or serial numbers that are floating around the P2P networks, and have also been "spying" on us for while to collect keys via Windows Update--if a single key shows up on clients from hundreds of diffferent IPs from around the globe and it isn't a known good corporate key then you are shut out.

    Anyways, I'll be curious when I run Windows Update next and see if they have decided I'm a pirate.

  207. Re:Want XP? ( Pirate it first for a discount ) by minvaren · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually, smart shoppers should already be grabbing OEM copies of the operating systems. These require a hardware purchase to be legit, so stock up on 99c case screws!

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  208. MOD THE SPAMMER DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you have sigs turned off, you still get his sig. Mod this spammer down.

  209. department of redundancy department by sum.zero · · Score: 1

    so say the people's front of judea!

    sum.zero

    1. Re:department of redundancy department by Xenoflargactian · · Score: 0
      so say the people's front of judea!

      The people's front of judea? No! We're the judean people's front! We hate the people's front of judea!

  210. Deja-vu? by ShoobieRat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hasn't this topic come up several times before? And not just here? This isn't really new news.

    And besides, can't say I'll shed many tears for software pirates getting slammed.

  211. Re:Want XP? ( Pirate it first for a discount ) by MorePower · · Score: 1

    I was excited about this possibility myself, as my Windows XP started refusing to update about a week ago.

    But according to the article, "they can still fill out a counterfeit report and receive a copy of Windows XP Home Edition for $99 or a copy of Windows XP Professional Edition for $149, Lazar said."

    To me, this sound like I would have to sign some form saying I thought I was buying a legit copy and it turned out to be fake.

    That would be dishonest!

    (Seriously, I'm not joking! I'm ok with comitting copywrite infringement, but not with making false statements!)

  212. "... major issue ..." by tolkienfan · · Score: 1
    The move to lock out pirated copies of Windows from the download sites is part of Microsoft's effort to fight software piracy, a major issue for the software vendor.

    Microsoft has bigger issues than that. Like, for example, the huge number of businesses that are realizing they over-reliant on Microsoft, and are finding that there are ways of running their businesses very succesfully without being completely beholden to them.

    And how can anyone sympathize, when you consider that Microsoft has ripped off many companies' code without permission - and regularly settles over the resulting lawsuits?

  213. ubuntu for some of my relatives then! by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 1

    Yup! I was going to hold off on this whole linux revolution, but I guess MS has forced my hand. I will find any relatives or friends who are running illicit copies of windows and replace their installation with Ubuntu. Ya you heard me. Once all the non-computer saavy are running linux, there will be no place for MS. We'll be back to the "guy-who-knows-computers-has-to-come-fix-the-probl em" like back in the good old DOS/Win3.11 days... Or maybe not.

    1. Re:ubuntu for some of my relatives then! by devfsadm · · Score: 1

      Find all your relatives and turn them in to Microsoft for reprogramming or maybe community service. You should install Linux from scatch and only give them Firefox (Java, Flash), Openoffice, Gaim. Becuase Joe/Jane average would not know the difference. The only problem seems to come when the Junior "power user" flex's his knowledge and try's doing something very adminy. Breaks his PC and blames everyone but himself.

  214. Emasculated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they've "emasculated their product entirely", wouldn't they have to call it Unix (Eunuchs)?

  215. Re:Guess the CD Key Generator Program will be popu by JonXP · · Score: 2, Informative

    Microsoft actually reverse engineered the reverse engineering. They can tell what keys were generated and what weren't because of the algorithm that the older keygens used.

    There are newer keygens, however, that are based off of the Genuine Advantage software itself, that can give you a passing key.

    This is according to legitimate news sources, so don't blame me.

  216. Piracy and 'sociality' by kuchin · · Score: 1

    I'm curious what will happen when you use service like this: http://myprogs.net/ The point is, people should list there ALL of their programs for the site to work efficiently for those people later, but who will be bold enough to add there all his 'warez' software? (and we know people do use warez a lot :))

  217. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by Doug97 · · Score: 1

    If it has the original license key, it's not an illicit copy.

  218. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by suwain_2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    When the hard disk completely goes and I have to replace it, I'll be able to reinstall Gentoo Linux without paying anyone anything. ;-)

    So I assume you've already paid your $699 to SCO for that machine?

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  219. Stolen Goods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    And IIRC if you (unknowingly) buy stolen goods from an official market during daylight hours within the boundaries of the city of London, the title passes to you anyway!

    I don't know how that applies to copyright though :-)

  220. How Fortune 500 companies get free legal windows by hansreiser · · Score: 1

    Go to country with no controls on pirates (Russia, China, etc.), buy a pirated copy for all your users, get a receipt, write down their street address, tell Microsoft, suddenly you have free windows legal copies for all your users. If you have 20 users, it more than pays for the airfare.....

    Kind of amusing....

    Hans

  221. Good! I've been waiting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for a reason to order that Mac mini. The first time this happens to me, I'll place the order with Apple.

    1. Re:Good! I've been waiting... by base3 · · Score: 1

      Not so fast. Apple has embraced Treacherous Computing--the Mactels use a TPM chip. (Of course, a Mac is only a $3,000 dongle for OS X, anyway--this just proves it.)

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  222. fdisk by H9000 · · Score: 2, Informative

    good time to get rid off the priated copy and move to a legal GPL/BSD enviroment. my 0.02cet

  223. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by bored · · Score: 1

    use the runas, command or right click on .exe's and select runas. That does basically the samething as sudo in unix.

  224. I am self-important! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I write software for a living."

    Yes, and so do lots of us. That doesn't mean that we kneejerk and say that copying MS software is bad.

    Its not.

    I paid for 3 legitmate copies of Windows XP. If I want to put it on a 4th or 5th computer, F microsoft. They got their 3 pounds of flesh, no more.

    1. Re:I am self-important! by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      LOL
      Don't make me laugh. You sound too dumb to be able to afford 5 computers anyway.

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    2. Re:I am self-important! by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      If you don't want to respect their licence terms then fine, but don't whine if other people choose not to respect yours.

  225. WinXP Only? by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

    Does this only affect Windows XP or is it ME, Win2k & Win98 as well?

    Jaysyn

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  226. On the other hand by Lifewish · · Score: 1

    Fair point, but I'd note that, whereas skipping the $1000 engine recall upgrade is unlikely to cause inconvenience to anyone but yourself, not patching a Windows PC means that you're likely to be aiding in DDOSes and the distribution of spam and viruses in fairly short order.

    A more accurate analogy would be: they later came to GM with their stolen car and asked for the free 5-mile-blast-radius explosion prevention upgrade. Of course, in this case there would probably be a bit of a public outcry if GM refused to service said cars, as any attempt to validate the owner would result in car theives not getting their cars repaired and hence putting everyone at risk.

    Sure, the resulting explosions wouldn't really be GM's fault, but I can't imagine it'd win them much in the way of good PR.

    If you doubt my analogy, at some point I'd recommend hooking a box running psad or snort up to the open internet (or just a box running unpatched XP). You'll soon see where I'm getting the explosion metaphor from.

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  227. Re:Guess the CD Key Generator Program will be popu by AMystery · · Score: 1

    Actually I researched this point recently, what has been cracked is genuine advantage. If you have one legitimate system you can run the genuine advantage program on it to get a passing number, then you feed that into microsoft's web form and it lets you download. It isn't a way to make a an illegal system be legitimate, it will just let you pass the check once and must be rerun each time you want to download something that requires the check.

  228. Reasonable Pricing by jonom · · Score: 1

    Of course, if MS charged a reasonable amount for the retail version of Windows more people would willing to shell out for it.

  229. Hasta la Vista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Considering how un-locked down and easy to use yum (and other package updaters) is, I'd say its a safe bet that Microsoft products have officially reached the end of their usefulness on all of my machines.

    Windows Vista can effing blow me.

  230. The REAL reason for "Locate Me" by dnorman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    MSN Virtual Earth was just released. With a "Locate Me" button that is apparently quite accurate. Tie that with the "Scanning your copy of Windows" feature, and they can just send the feds right to your door. Or, perhaps, mail you a copy and bill your credit card...

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  231. WOW! Finally something new from Microsoft by WheelDweller · · Score: 1

    I guess the BSA (BrownShirts of America?) were just looking for pirated copies and shaking down businessmen, just because of high-minded ideals.

    So now Microsoft's going to start looking for pirated software? Good!

    Welcome to Linux, all!

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  232. Re:Want XP? ( Pirate it first for a discount ) by Clovert+Agent · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, no. You have to provide proof of purchase first. In other words, tell Microsoft where you bought the pirate copy (or PC with an unlicensed install). Having done that, you get the discount and MS gets to pursue a pirate.

  233. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
    No, your daughter is running a perfectly legal copy. There's no difference between a borrowed CD or a backup you burn from the hard drive...

    It is in fact, most likely illegal software. XP has activation and all the warez copies are hacked to remove that restriction. He is breaking the EULA and almost definately the DMCA by using the modified code.

  234. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But the biblio models are so qute, mine fits in a (large) pocket. Its like a very large PDA with a real operating system.

  235. MS, Piracy and the BSA by cmacb · · Score: 1

    It was the BSA that first tried to end software piracy in the USA (a worthy goal) and found their efforts thwarted by none other than Microsoft who wanted to pick and choose who they would let steal their software. They knew full well that small companies were pirating Windows and Office and they were just fine with that, until those companies started showing nice profits. The last thing they wanted was the BSA to conduct a raid too soon and risk putting the pirate-users out of business.

    How ironic that MS now need the marginal revenue from pirated copies to prop up thier inflated stock price. Time for Microszombies to pay the price of the monoculture they inhabit.

    1. Re:MS, Piracy and the BSA by ShoobieRat · · Score: 1

      Sometimes it's advantages for MS to overlook things, such as this piracy issue with some companies. The point being, if said company is buying a crap-load of software from MS, or is providing some other big-enough benifit to MS, they may be persuaded to "overlook" discrepencies in licensing issues. This is kind of the same with other companies going "Ah, so they're late on their maintenance...they have 40-thousand seats so we can overlook things..."

  236. Dear Kettle, by 1336.5 · · Score: 1

    There is something I must tell you about your curent hue.

  237. Summary of SP1, SP2, VLK/corp, newest WGA info by Devistater · · Score: 2, Informative

    First of all here's the offical link on windows validation info:
    http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/press/2005/jul0 5/07-25WGA1PR.mspx

    All manual updates from windows update are required to validate that its a legit copy.

    Security updates through automatic update are still availible, or if you can find the manual link to the update (without using windows update site) you can get security updates that way.

    For example, you cannot now get dx9.0c (unless you install it off a game cd) without verification.

    BTW, I have all legit versions of XP on my computers, purchased from my school program at a discount, etc.

    Now, there's a lot of misinformation and anecdotal stuff going around about SP1 and SP2 and how those can be installed. Here's the correct info.

    First of all, SP1 locked out a small number of very well known cd keys that were used in a few of the more common pirated versions. If you had those, windows update wouldn't work period. I think you might be able to use a keychanger in that case, but I never tried it.

    SP2 info: during the beta of SP2, MS got really anal and blocked a ton of pirated cd keys (basically all pirated ones up to that point). From what I heard, you had to go through a bunch of hoops with special key gens that verified 50 keys with ms servers before they found one that worked.
    They decided that providing security updates was too important and on the actual live release version of SP2, they backed it down so it only blocked the same few common keys that SP1 had blocked. (most SP2 pirated keys were differant by that time from the sp1 ones and I heard of no keys getting blocked by people who copied xp with sp2 release version integrated, etc)

    Finally we come to today. Now all windows update downloads, and microsoft update downloads (including security/critical updates) will require validation. This is a little active X control that installs and checks your cd key to make sure its ok.

    BTW, this INCLUDES corporate versions. You may be asked to input some info such as what company you got it from. Then they can match against what company purchased that VLK.

    Quote from the link at top:
    "Validation via WGA will be required for all customers using Windows Update, Microsoft Update for Windows content, and the Download Center (DC). Security updates remain available to all Windows users -- with or without WGA validation -- via the DC or Automatic Updates."

    DC being the download center, i.e. manually finding the knowledge base article for that critical update and downloading it. (without using windows update)

    Here's the FAQ:
    http://www.microsoft.com/genuine/downloads/FAQ.asp x?displaylang=en

    Quote from there about volume liscense customers:
    "Do Volume License customers need to validate?
    A: Yes. Customers using a copy of Windows with a valid Volume License will be validated and given full access to all genuine Windows downloads. Volume License keys have been a source of counterfeit in some instances; therefore the WGA validation service is able to recognize and block a Volume License key that is being used improperly."

    The complete list of info collected per that FAQ is:
    "The complete list of information collected in the validation process is shown below:

    * OEM product key
    * PC Manufacturer
    * OS version
    * PID/SID
    * BIOS info (make, version, date)
    * BIOS MD5 Checksum
    * User Locale (language setting for displaying Windows)
    * System Local (language version of the operating system)"

    Anyway, there's the info, and the source for the official MS stuff on it. So you can verify most of this yourself.

    1. Re:Summary of SP1, SP2, VLK/corp, newest WGA info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      someone was msging me that used a keygen to make a sp2 corp cd key. he tried it on that install and it errors "invalid product key" probably like games you get with keygen keys. work in s1ngle player but mult1 they dont work cause of cd key checks onl1ne are str1cter. looks like keygen keys are out now.

  238. No xtraz = Security.. by Khyber · · Score: 1

    Technically, I think not them saying they're not giving you the other software is a good way of keeping the system SECURE to begin with, you never know what problems those new MS programs wil have anyways, given the track record....

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  239. Re:MSDN Universal??? Certified Training Partners?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Proof that pirating Windows is mainstream: pirating tips get modded +4 informative on Slashdot.

  240. Re:MSDN Universal??? Certified Training Partners?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    They started this crap with MSDN Universal back when Windows XP first included Activation. Windows 2003 is even worse. You are supposed to be licensed for MSDN for one engineer/10 boxes (which are expected to be reformatted/reinstalled multiple multiple times) but for Win2K3 they only license you for two.

    IIRC, this also applied to M$ $QL $erver 2003, which I have not bothered with specifically BECAUSE of the restriction, even though I only need the one SQL box. If the system DOES die (Yes, I run backups) I need to bring it up, and can't let Activation get in my way. Incidentally I still run Window$ 2000 $erver on that box because I refuse to use Window$ 2003 $erver for a development/test environment where a box is periodically wiped/reinstalled, or potentially periodically wiped/reinstalled.

    WTF? Hullo, Micro$oft!! This is why we recommend MySQL and OpenOffice to clients; because you have become anti-customer and anti-developer, you f'n dumbasses. You can't see the money past your greedy nose.

    We do a lot of work in php even though php development IDEs are vastly inferior to Visual Studio BECAUSE it's a better choice for the customer. It's true for debugging we have to turn to gubed or throw messages out in HTML but them's the breaks if we want to give the customer a solution that won't rape them in licensing fees.

    Incidentally, the captcha for this message is "buffoons" which for a Microsoft-related post I find quite fitting.

  241. CD does not work. by maxwells_deamon · · Score: 1

    I have a free copy of SP2. I tried to install it on a clients machine. (faster than downloading it) It died on the advantage check.

    I went to look for the sticker and when I did not find one I asked the client.

    "No I didn't buy it new from a major store. I got the laptop a couple of years ago from a guy in Jersey."

    "Yea, he did say something about saving me money on software, but he said it was legal"

    He may have had one of the original XP Volume keys

    Now I can tell him that he can go legit by ratting out the other guy. If you sell pirate and then tell your clients that you are legit you should get in trouble.

    BTW the clients machine is so badly messed up he needs to have it scratch built.

  242. Serial number by dingfelder · · Score: 1

    I ordered this cd a few weeks ago and installed it last night. It asks for a serial number before the install works.

    Itis my understanding that they have blocked the major hacked keys that were available on the web warez sites etc, so you need a (sp2 enabled) valid key

  243. I am glad to see their priorities by Kylere · · Score: 1

    Buggy OS, Buggy Browser, Second rate search engine, Second rate maps, Second rate DB First rate anti-piracy, screw working software that is too hard, just make sure every dime goes to preventing anyone from getting crapware for free. My dual boot Fedora Core/XP is going to be pure FC4 when I get my hands on it, and I am going to move all my other systems to FC4 this weekend, I have been building customized Live DVD's for each to boot from and I will gain raw HD space not having a gig of patch files all the time. Less fuss less muss, and the hard part is getting my wife to drop Photoshop for The Gimp.

  244. Re: right by symbolic · · Score: 1

    Just because it may cost customers money because of a flaw does not mean this was intentional or even wrong.

    I don't think I suggested it was intentional or wrong, but I am suggesting that citing the amount money it may have cost Microsoft to release a patch is every bit as irrelevent. I might also suggest that if Microsoft wishes to shoulder so much of the world's trust with respect to its use of computers, it better damn well be prepared to deal with the consequences of its failed QA.

  245. Proof? by sxmjmae · · Score: 1

    Long ago I purchased the OS for the Home computer.
    I would be luckily to find the box. I would never be able to find a receipt.
    How can they expect proof?

    I understand the idea of proof of ownership before you are allowed updates. But to try to enforce it now is not reasonable. I could see on the next release big flashing signs saying keep your receipts and box as you will need it as proof of your purchase.

    What about second hand computers that are sold with the OS installed on it but no disk or box is given? The previous owner just transferred the license to the new owner.

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  246. If that was true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    M$ doesn't really give a damn where you got the source as long as a license was purchased.
    I could get a new CD of <insert MS software here> merely by calling MS can telling them I had the code. (Yeah, right.)
  247. 5 finger discount by Billy+Donahue · · Score: 1

    You mean I can get Windows cheaper by
    stealing it than I can at CompUSA?

    Sounds like a true "5 finger discount".

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  248. Please by Mensa+Babe · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sadly, for those of us who constantly change the operating systems on our "hobby" computer, we'll probably get marked that we've pirated their operating systems [emphasis added]

    And this is surprising?

    "As the majority of hobbyists must be aware, most of you steal your software. [...] One thing you do do is prevent good software from being written. Who can afford to do professional work for nothing? What hobbyist can put 3-man years into programming, finding all bugs, documenting his product and distribute for free? The fact is, no one besides us has invested a lot of money in hobby software. [...] Most directly, the thing you do is theft." (William Henry Gates III -- February 3, 1976 -- An Open Letter to Hobbyists)

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    1. Re:Please by improfane · · Score: 0

      Off topic, but you spelt superior wrong in your sig.
      That must be embarrassing...

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    2. Re:Please by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      >>What hobbyist can put 3-man years into programming, finding all bugs, documenting his product and distribute for free?

      Are there any Open Source developers out there who'd care to comment on that one?

      wbs.

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    3. Re:Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is probably British, and words like "flavor", "superior", and "favorite" are spelled differently in Commonwealthy English, specifically by adding the letter "u". And, no, I don't think that they are female, despite their username. Girls on Slashdot? Pfft!

  249. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the only option IBM provided was to restore their "base image," which was full of crap that I did not want/need

    But everyone loves BonzaiBuddy and Weatherbug!

  250. This encourages piracy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now we can pirate XP to get a discounted price on it, woohoo! Why buy it from the store then...

  251. Enterprise Linux by Donny+Smith · · Score: 1

    As always, MS is late.

    Enterprise Linux vendors have been checking their OS for piracy for years now (Red Hat Network).

  252. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by kisea · · Score: 1

    I purchased an eMachines Athlon64 notebook which came with a dvd with a hdd image restore. When that machine died within the warranty period (long story short, apparently the power supply was hit by lightning without me knowing, but it still worked fine) i returned it to Best Buy which returned it to eMachines (which had been purchased by Gateway. So, it was "unable to be repaired" SO i got to choose a new notebook.

    On display was a Gateway Athlon64 (almost identical to my previous eMachines) which I chose as my replacement (with better specs as well). But this time it did not come with restore cd's, it came with blank cds in which to burn the hdd image onto. There was an option for burning onto cd's (the ones provided were very cheap) or a dvd (guess which I chose).

    All in all, if it were someone like my mother who had purchased this notebook and experienced a hdd failure she would undoubtedly have been faced the same thing you did.

  253. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
    I installed XP Home from a Microsoft XP Home CD that I copied from a friend. It would not install without the license key.

    It is, in fact, most likely legal, unmodified software, even if the CD copy I made is not strictly legal.

  254. Name of the company, please? by khrtt · · Score: 1

    :-)

  255. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
    I think my daughter's laptop is a Lifebook C2010, or something similar. About 3 years old. I replaced the 20Gb disk with a 40Gb from eBay for about $72. While I was waiting for it to arrive, I was able to boot Knoppix and export to another computer a large part of the data she wanted to keep.

    I could have given her some version of Linux, but I figured she'd be better off with something she recognized. She's doing schoolwork on it and doesn't really have the time for the learning curve.

  256. Re:MSDN Universal??? Certified Training Partners?? by Solosoft · · Score: 1

    It's not piracy ... it's for intresting information and people with tinfoil hats. It also has some background information on windows piracy ... telling people how to pirate would be like putting the key on the site and a link to donwload windows.

    :)

    Solosoft

  257. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
    Guess they did. Are you sure that's actually a recovery CD, not just an installation kit for the drivers??

    The instruction manual for the C-Series 2010 (or whatever it is) explicitly states that the user "might want to make a boot floppy so that in the event of a crash, the main partition can be restored." I don't think it even takes into account that a disk crash could make the recovery partition unusable.

    This particular laptop is about 3 years old. If yours is older, maybe that's a real install disk. Back in Feb this year, their attitude was "send us the laptop and $150, we'll reinstall Windows for you. Not including the cost of a new hard disk." I doubt they've changed since then. Who knows, though? I copied the email to a Fujitsu engineer at work after we talked about it. He said he'd forward it, so maybe that made a difference...

  258. 3 DLLs? by TylerDurden0 · · Score: 1

    Some guy in one of my classes told me you could avoid all the activation and other verification just by deactivating (removing) 3 dll files.

    Anyone care to comment? I don't believe it either, but this seemed to go along with the topic.

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  259. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
    I'm not really too worried about the install being illegitimate. I just wanted to drag Fujitsu's name through the dirt again. Here's their actual comment, direct from Fujitsu Support:

    I understand you are inquiring about reinstalling windows. There are two ways to have this done. One is to send the system to our depot to have the factory software reloaded which would cost $150.00 plus tax not including a new hard drive. The other option is to buy a retail copy of windows to install.

    In a later email they admitted to using a ghost image to install from, which was given as the reason why they wouldn't supply an install disk, and never mind that they *give* you what's effectivly an iso. There's a note in the User Manual, on page 82, somewhere in the Troubleshooting section, that suggests making a boot disk. I think it actually says "boot floppy", though it probably means "burn a CD from the ISO".

    Putting that remark in the Troubleshooting section is pretty stupid, as you're only likely to find it when it's too late. What they really need to do is write it in the Welcome section: "Thanks for buying Fujitsu. Please insert a blank CD-R and copy the recovery ISO to it, because we're too fucking cheap to burn one for you."

    The last email I got from them said, "send us the laptop with $200 and we'll put in a new disk with Windows." I didn't even bother replying, because I'd already picked up a replacement drive from eBay and borrowed a legit copy of XP Home to install from. The new drive is 40Gb, replacing the old 20Gb, and the whole exercise cost $72.

  260. Gone Live! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The update seems to have gone live, and does seem to block VLK/Corp keys with a 640 pid.

    It doesn't seem to block 2000 server, yet.

  261. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds a lot like my daughter's Fujitsu Lifebook laptop. The hard disk died, neve mind why, and Fujitsu Support's response was: "you'll have to buy a new copy of Windows to install on the new disk. Or, pay us $200 and we'll install a new disk and a new copy of Windows." Yep, that was their response, swear to God!!.
    The Fujitsu Lifebook comes with a system image installed on the hard disk, with instructions buried in an appendix in the manual saying that it might be a good idea to make a backup. If you don't make a backup, and if you're unlucky enough to score a hard disk crash, then Fujitsu's official standing is that you're fucked. Totally fucked. They say you have to go out and buy another copy of Windows, and never mind the completely valid license key on the hologram sticker on the underside of the system.

    The best answer I got was completely unofficial, from a Fujitsu engineer attached to my work - he said, just borrow a copy of Windows and install it with the valid license key. By that time I'd already made my own arrangements that, coindicentally, corresponded fairly closely to that recommendation...

    So, dear daughter is now running an illicit copy, but with the original license key.

    For anyone that missed it the first time, Fujitsu doesn't give a shit about you losing your one and only system install disk. They don't include a CD because: "it's installed from an image CD in the factory", and they don't care enough about their customers to include a CD of that image. What's the cost of an image CD these days?? About $0.50?? That's too much for Fujitsu to spend...

    Any Fujitsu employee wanting to dispute these facts should supply an email address, so that I can forward the emails I exchanged with Fujitsu "you're screwed, fuck off" Support.


    All you have to do is call Microsoft themselves, they will gladly ship you replacement media for the low cost of 6 dollars...then use valid key...I read every response here and not one person mentions getting a new disc from MS themselves...only to borrow one...which IS usually faster depending on who you know...but know that you can call them for that.

  262. Re:Guess the CD Key Generator Program will be popu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The keys from the pid 640 key generator don't seem to work. They do "seem" to be using a know sold list.

  263. Re:Want XP? ( Pirate it first for a discount ) by Stauf · · Score: 1

    I believe the actual wording require it to be a piece of hardware that is essential to the running of a machine. My local shop was selling OEM copies with case screws and apparently got called on it - now they sell OEM copies with power cables, IDE cables and occasionally, fans.

  264. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by radish · · Score: 1

    This machine is about 1 year old (LifeBook S series), and it came with 2 discs - "Drivers and Applications Restore CD" and "Restore Disc" which is a DVD. The DVD says it will "restore the original contents of the C: drive", although it doesn't explicitly say it will work with a replacement HDD. There's also a small partition on the HDD which will allow an "on the road" restore if you don't have the DVD handy. Luckily I haven't had to use either.

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  265. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Excellent point. I too am tired of the fact that 85% of the general population can't figure out how to run Windows securely.

  266. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should be logged in as admin/root/administrator anyhow to install software whose reprecussions extend beyond the user account's domain. Allowing ANY system-wide software to install without administrator intervention is a security hole.

    Incidentally this is why *nix viruses are so rare and don't spread. How many users run *nix on the 'net while logged in as root? Aside from clueless Linspire users and some OS/X users who figured out how to enable root login, and a few stubborn idiots on Linux who demand "god" privileges locally, not many.

    On Windows, running as Administrator-level users is the norm (because productivity apps such as Quickbooks REQUIRE Admin privileges **sigh**) so viruses gain full access VERY easily, and spread easily as a result.

  267. Re:nice..glad I dished out $200+ for my copy of Wi by the0ther · · Score: 1

    Not really. What I was thinking was that I should pay the same amount as everybody else. Which is about $100 less than what I paid.

  268. Re:MSDN Universal??? Certified Training Partners?? by MasamuneXGP · · Score: 1

    You know, I always wondered... Was that key specifically chosen by an anti-bush advocate? It just seems a little too concidental...

  269. windows98 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they going to be doing this with 98? (Yeah, I know that updates for 98 are going to be few and far between and in the end none.) Running 5 computers in 5 different houses received from Food Bank like oraganization, we are a non-profit. All computers originally had 98 on - all that was left on them was the 98 boot splash. Tried Seanix, they said contact the original seller for the numbers, they are no more. So just put license # of one of my two owned copies on. So - are they going to check on 98? peace

  270. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > She's doing schoolwork on it and doesn't really
    > have the time for the learning curve.

    Yeah. Learning is really a bitch. Better to let her stay with a system that screws her over from time to time; which you still will be fixing.

  271. The real reason for all this is money (duh)... by therufus · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Taken from http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/press/2005/jul0 5/07-25WGA1PR.mspx

    WGA is part of Microsoft's ongoing commitment to protecting its customers from software counterfeiting and to helping support partners through education, engineering, and enforcement of policies and laws.

    What they meant was "WGA is part of Microsoft's ongoing commitment to protecting it's profit."

    WGA, designed to differentiate the value of genuine Windows-based software from counterfeit software, enables customers to enjoy the capabilities they expect, provides them with confidence that their software is authentic, and delivers ongoing system improvements, including approximately $450 in software offerings available only to genuine users.

    BS! My pirated copy of windows has ALL the capabilities I expect. Nobody cares if their software is authentic and that vague software offer is just a magical number created by M$.

    According to the Business Software Alliance, unlicensed and pirated software costs software vendors and national economies billions of dollars every year.

    BZZT! Wrong. Pirated software costs MICROSOFT billions of dollars. It SAVES vendors and such billions of dollars.

    "During the 10-month pilot of WGA, we have been very encouraged by the large number of customers -- more than 40 million in all -- who chose to participate in WGA because they were concerned about piracy and wanted a way to determine whether their Windows software was genuine," said Will Poole, senior vice president of the Windows Client Business at Microsoft.

    OMG, take the rose colored glasses off and put down the bong! Customers were concerned that the big bad microsoft monster would come after them and litigate. It's scare tactics. They are SCARED. Nothing more.

    I could go on but I've bored you all enough.

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  272. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Informative

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  273. Re:MSDN Universal??? Certified Training Partners?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    fckgw-rhqq2-yxrkt-8tg6w-2b7q8

    I actually have it memorized.

  274. Use Win98 for Updates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just used an old license for win98 on one of my three drives to obtain validation at MS's Web site to allow file downloads. I stopped at sp1 for 2003 server. I will use some of the saved downloads to update my pirated winxp and will probably post the others as downloadable torrents. BTW I was using the mozilla browser as well on MS's web site as my validation was checked and OK'd.

  275. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by MacDork · · Score: 1
    Also, an a Limited-User account, with all the activex security turned up (this is my current WinXP account for day-to-day tasks) the Genuine Advantage Tool fails to run, and requests a) Administrator rights and b) that I set my ActiveX security to Medium/Low. It then accuses me of having failed the test, and of having a counterfeit copy of Windows. So, I predict more security problems as people who have taken sensible security precautions are forced to abandon them for this tool.

    Expect additional problems by people who aren't tech savvy. Faced with "You have a pirated copy. To update please send money" they'll probably just not update. Once they know it's pirated and they can't get the update from microsoft's website, they'll just use the update provided by techsupport@micr0s0ft.com via email/usenet... Or maybe they're they're too smart for that and will instead opt to apply the 1337 H4X0R patch over at rootyourbox.net. We already have a +5 informative distributing possibly malicious executables right in this discussion. Being a Mac user, I can't do too much investigating. Are the patches being offered there signed in any verifiable way by Microsoft? Would Joe Sixpack know the difference? We might just see plagues of biblical proportions in the Windows monoculture.

  276. Not Boobytrap, Killswitch by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    No, but it could have a remote 'killswitch,' instead of a necessarily malicious boobytrap.

    It would be seemingly easy enough for them to build a "feature" into Windows Update which could be remotely enabled, which would cause the computer to say erase critical parts of the system files, then attempt to reboot, if a blacklisted serial number was detected.

    They could build such a feature into the software, and let it out into the wild without telling anyone. Wait a few months and have somebody comb the warez sites and compile a list of pirated serials.

    Then at some point, maybe concurrent with a big security update or something, turn on the blacklist-serial-number-checking. All the machines that have bad serials suddenly just fail to boot up.

    This would be, I think, completely legal on Microsoft's part. The justice system has taken a pretty lassiez-faire attitude to 'consumer rights' where piracy is concerned: read up on some of the satellite TV smartcard stings if you want. There, the satellite companies actually plotted over months, rewriting the pirated cards bit by bit, until one day they threw a switch and rendered them useless.

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    1. Re:Not Boobytrap, Killswitch by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      That's basically been said: If the pirate's version just signaled home and disabled further activity on the system (without damaging data, or preventing access to it, such as encrypting the drive), then that would be allowable.

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  277. It broke mine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm running an SP2 installation that had it's key changed with a key generator so I could install SP2 without issues. Now when I go to the update site it tells me I'm not running a "key that was ever issued by microsoft" and that no updates are available to me. The system is still usable, but no updates anymore I guess.

    Oh well, WTF. I've been thinking about turning this box into a full time KUBUNTU machine anyway.

  278. Windows 2K by cpufrier37075 · · Score: 1

    Sorry If this is addressed elswhere. I didn't see it an my unexpanded thread. What about W2K? I made a Bart's boot W2k CD and routinely wipe XP from any system under my control, then reinstall W2K. I've a dozen or so computers with valid XP licenses running W2k. Am I likely to run afoul of MS?

    1. Re:Windows 2K by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried a fresh install of win2k in VMware, just to test this. It didn't didn't seem to affect it, even though it did download the windows genuine advantage tool. But this just may be in this situtation with a keyless copy, which is like a msdn copy. Also odd is I have been told before when downloading microsoft antispyware that such copies are invalid.

  279. Re:Want XP? ( Pirate it first for a discount ) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    ...or turn in the person who put it on your machine, and get your 30 pieces of silver. K00L !

  280. Call it like is by bakayoko · · Score: 0

    extortion

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  281. bloody splitters! ;) [n/t] by sum.zero · · Score: 1

    this text is not here.

    sum.zero

  282. Re:Want XP? ( Pirate it first for a discount ) by corsec67 · · Score: 1

    If the pack of screws includes hard drive mounting screws, motherboard mounting screws, and power supply mounting screws, then yes, I would consider screws essential to any system running in a case.

    Imagine if the motherboard was just sitting inside the case, and the hard drive and power supply with it.

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  283. Microsoft Genuine Authentication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft Genuine Authentication

    Several Rants:

    1.There is nothing wrong with safe guarding your services, data and/or products. It becomes a problem when certain OS developers begin acting as drug dealers do.
    The argument here is that as a drug dealer Micro$ has allowed the crafty and/or innocent non restrictive updates and upgrades until now. Miro$ knows that a large percentage of 2000/XP users are running pirated and/or copies of their OS and have put in to place repeated efforts to circumvent keygens and illegal patch kits that alter user registrations. Drug dealer are known to provide 'customers' with free samples in order to addict them, once the addition sets in they begin charging, which in return forces the addict to fork out money or provide 'a service' in exchange. Micro$'s recent 'Genuine Authentication' which they are forcing upon Windows users in no different and should research throughly before they fully implement this soon to become 'disaster'. Micro$ by now should be fully aware that alternative operating systems and software are available and soon could cause the software giant some monetary issues. In my option Micro$ should just write off the fact that millions run pirated and/or for example dual copies of Windows either at home or work and let this group continue access to all updates. If Micro$ must impose restrictions on new technologies, they should provide separate update sites per product (example: Office Update Site). Putting restriction on the Core OS is potentiality dangerous for us all. Also I should note that, yes Micro$ has made public their continued push of 'security' related patches to all. How long will this last?
    2.Micro$ quality assurance practice. Before Micro$ ventures into 'babysitting' Windows users and forcing people to play fully by their rules, they should evaluate their products and FIX them. It seems that Micro$ has over looked two important issues surrounding their OS: 1.) They charge in my option a rather steep amount for an OS that can be considered by many 'Still in Beta' even 'Alpha' quality. 2.) Security, this pertains mainly to XP. I have customers that no matter what level of Anti-Virus/Spyware/Malware is used, they fall prey to infections. Some systems can not be restored with out breaking other programs/OS further and need to be formatted and a fresh OS install. With the current XP SP1-SP2 releases having to activate the OS after each infections becomes a costly process, seeing that the legal XP cd will not install on a machine more than one or two times. As a tech I know to backup certain config files and in most situations can reinstall XP many times over (Same machine and hardware). Does the advantage user know how to? or capable of digging through their OS for hidden files and keys? This takes us back to rant #1 and forcing users to authenticate. Before Micro$ implements this act they should FIX their software and at least bring the quality of the software/OS up to 'buggy production grade', If they can not achieve 'production grade Stable'. I feel $150. USA to become Micro$'s beta tester is a bit much! I suggest Micro$ you provide customers reliable, secure and near bug free software, before you moan and groan about the percentage of people running illegal activated copies of your products.
    3.Open Source and Micro$. Many neutral reviews of Linux and BSD operating systems just to name a few, normality include a paragraph or two on M$ compatibility and stability. The reviews are mostly negative and becomes the number one reason people do not migrate to these OS's. The Micro$ get the facts promotion always leave out one important issue: Stability and compatibility issues are not due to the fact that Linux for example is open source and free but rather Micro$ does not open up and play fair with others. Developers of alternative M$ products to a degree have to guess at how the programs work, since the source code is closed source and proprietary. I do not suggest here that they share their hard work with the rest of the w

  284. Blaster... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What would've happened if MS had this policy and blaster happened?

    Say it was actually effective at controlling the patch.

    Would the internet be up right now? If they did blaster right would microsoft even exist?

    They just created an entire sea of unpatched machines that can't be patched because their users are too poor to acquire the patches. This will creat problems, lots of major problems, one which their trusted computing initiave will be able to solve.

    Sell a solution for a created problem; oldest sham in the book, really.

  285. Simple circumvention: by Atario · · Score: 1

    Altering binaries.

    Let's see Windows lock you out when you snip a particular bit of code out of one of its precious DLLs.

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    1. Re:Simple circumvention: by flithm · · Score: 1

      That's the standard situation, which of course is easily crackable. But, what if the code is on microsoft's server?

      In this case, microsoft update. You can hex edit yourself to death, but you'll never get microsoft's server to give you updates if you're not a valid user.

  286. Ha! Ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Validation Failure: Invalid Product Key [0x80080222]

    Why did it not validate?
    The product key associated with your copy of Windows was never issued by Microsoft.

    Steps You Can Take

    Contact Your Reseller
    Microsoft recommends that you print a report of your results and take it to the company from which you purchased your copy of Windows to rectify the problem. Click here to print the report.

    If your reseller is unable to help you, you can come back to this page by adding it to your favorites list now.

    Obtain Genuine Windows Software
    If your reseller can not help you obtain a copy of genuine Windows, you may purchase a license for genuine Windows online now. Click here to learn more about obtaining Genuine Windows Software.

    Turn on Automatic Updates
    Did you know that Windows XP can keep your computer up-to-date automatically with the latest updates and enhancements? You can set Windows to recognize when you are online, search for downloads from the Windows Update Web site, and deliver them directly to your desktop. Genuine Windows validation is not required to use the Automatic Updates feature. Keep your computer up-to-date today.

  287. Apology accepted by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    It's not your fault for veering off topic, you're probably new here.

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  288. Step 1- by Paraplex · · Score: 1

    Pir8 windows
    step 2 - update
    step 3 - Profit!@#!

  289. Games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Unless you're running some very specialised custom software that's not cross-platform"

    Games

  290. Strange timing for MS to try this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If MS wants people to upgrade to Vista in the near future why would MS try to make a few quick bucks now. If people have to pay for a XP update they may put off Vista for a few years. Plus no upgraded OS means fewer new PC sales. Could this be a punishment to Intel for dealing with Apple? I'd have Vista ready then phase out the XP updates.

  291. Validation Failure Message by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I don't want legitimate windows users to miss out on all the fun, so here is the exact validation failure message...
    Validation Failure: Invalid Product Key[0x80080222]

    Why did it not validate?
    The product key associated with your copy of Windows was never issued by Microsoft.

    Steps You Can Take
    Contact Your Reseller
    Microsoft recommends that you print a report of your results and take it to the company from which you purchased your copy of Windows to rectify the problem. Click here to print the report.

    If your reseller is unable to help you, you can come back to this page by adding it to your favorites list now.

    Obtain Genuine Windows Software
    If your reseller can not help you obtain a copy of genuine Windows, you may purchase a license for genuine Windows online now. Click here to learn more about obtaining Genuine Windows Software.

    Turn on Automatic Updates
    Did you know that Windows XP can keep your computer up-to-date automatically with the latest updates and enhancements? You can set Windows to recognize when you are online, search for downloads from the Windows Update Web site, and deliver them directly to your desktop. Genuine Windows validation is not required to use the Automatic Updates feature. Keep your computer up-to-date today.

    Why use genuine Microsoft software?
    Genuine Windows software is properly licensed and certified as authentic by Microsoft, and is fully supported by Microsoft or a trusted partner. With genuine Windows, you can be confident that you are getting greater reliability, faster access to updates, an overall richer Windows experience, and the professional support you expect. Learn more about the benefits of genuine Microsoft software and get answers to questions you may have.

    Other resources
    If you are unable to resolve your problems or have questions, we would like to hear from you. Contact Us. To share questions and comments with other WGA users, contact the Windows Genuine Advantage newsgroup at Talk back to WGA (English only). How to Tell helps you verify that your Microsoft products are genuine.

    We are unable to successfully validate your copy of Windows at this time. This means that you will not have access to special content and updates reserved for users of genuine Windows operating systems, however you may still choose to return to your previous activity.
  292. Re:HOW-TO BYPASS THIS...the easy way! by ccrf · · Score: 1

    Or, you can download the ActiveX control as they want you to do. Then, if there's a problem, you can go to Tools-> Internet Options-> Programs-> Manage Add-ons-> scroll down to and click on "Windows Genuine Advantage" and choose "Disable". All you then need to do is restart Internet Explorer.

  293. Re:HOW-TO BYPASS THIS...the easy way! by idealego · · Score: 1

    I can confirm that this actually works.

    It's annoying how the stupid uninformed posts get modded up but something that's actually useful and insightfull like this doesn't.

  294. Earth to Rip Van Winkle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was 1976, and most hobbyists did pirate at the time. 29 years later, with Gates retired as CEO and more computer "revolutions" than I care to count, somehow I doubt that was the attitude of these anti-piracy measures. More likely the attitude is, "It won't bother most people, so it's more cost-effective to put the screws to the pirates and let the Indian call centers take care of the nerds."

  295. Funny this should happen now by 00Dan · · Score: 1

    I do IT for a law firm. It's not uncommon for a lawyer to bring in a home system for me to fix. Sitting on my desk I have an IBM Tinkpad that a lawyers daughter got thru her university from one of those programs where every student gets a laptop. When she was done the course, the laptop was hers to keep. So, now I have a laptop that needs the OS reinstalled and no Windows XP CD. In the past, I would have just downloaded a copy of XP, hacked it, and figured everything was fine since she had that hologram sticker on the case. What do I do now? Tell her to go out and buy a second copy of XP? (PS- She insists she never received the CD and the university won't make her a copy since they consider all copying to be piracy)

  296. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by caller9 · · Score: 1

    Simple solution, buy windows 2003 server, setup an active directory domain in your home network, and install WSUS. It is recommended that WSUS be installed on a non DC role machine, so buy another win2003 server to host it. Use group policy to enforce scheduled updates on your PC. Easy, problem solved and Melinda buys something useful around the house with your cash.

  297. Re:HOW-TO BYPASS THIS...the easy way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    haha you rock!

    that works great, it said i had an invalid key and couldnt run windows update. i disabled the activex item and now i have access to windowsupdate

    awesome! /pirate

  298. Re:I really hope that this is a pain in everyones by dave1212 · · Score: 1

    yup, Dell does this too.

    GF's machine came with Windows on a hidden partition. Completely useless.

    Why can't they just ship a CD with the thing?