User: AssCork

Ummm, So what?

On: UK Schools At Risk of Microsoft Lock-In

I appreciate the 'choice' argument, but really - how is 'locking in' a program that exposes students to the software they will use in the real world an issue?

Speaking of Brokeback Mountain

On: Columbine RPG Kickout Has Repercussions

When the hell is that game coming out?

Give them nuts a SQUEEZE

On: How a Pulsar Gets Its Spin

Cradle the balls...Cradle the balls.

I got your breif history right here....

On: A Brief History of 'sex.com'

http://www.goatse.cx/

Worst. Smell. Ever.

On: Human Sense of Smell Underestimated

I was standing behind the server racks and I thought I could sqeeze off a silent fart without anyone noticing. Sadly the offending trouser bomb got caught up in the fans of a 4U Server. The cheese-scented ass gas was recirculated through every fan in the room evenly distributing its greasy essence all over the datacenter. None of my fellow technicians will speak to me since this awful and embarrassing emission.

Nothing a punch in the ass won't fix

On: Microsoft Research Fights Critics

You filthy nerd fucks.

Re:Hmmm, how to get a closer look?

On: NASA Finds Evidence of Recent Flowing Water on Mars

My design submission is here:
http://www.starwars.com/databank/droid/imperialpro bedroid/

Seperate should be a Separate word

On: Steam Should Be a Seperate Company?

Fuck Off nutsack

Re:Happy Thanksgiving!

On: Web-Based Assistant Changes the Face of Dutch Politics

Hoo Hooo Hee Heee - what am I thankful for?
Not being American.

Re:Can Jim Henson....

On: Do You Own Your Native Language?

Dig him up and ask him.

Betcha he says "It's not easy being green"

Re:It all started with a song.

On: Gears Sells a Million

Holy Diver
Ronnie James Dio
Where do I collect my prize?

Well Said Old Boy!

On: Every Time You Vote Against Net Neutrality, Your ISP Kills a Night Elf

Any chance you are free to host our next Toastmasters or Debate Club meeting?

Technically I'm on company time...

On: AMD Fusion To Add To x86 ISA

but fuck you all anyway

Re:sucks to be them...

On: CSIRO Wireless Patent Reaffirmed In US Court

San Fran CISCO!

Thanks - I'll be here all night.

Disgusting

On: Space Telescope Catches Monster Flare

I was standing behind the server racks and I thought I could sqeeze off a silent fart without anyone noticing. Sadly the offending trouser bomb got caught up in the fans of a 4U Server. The cheese-scented ass gas was recirculated through every fan in the room evenly distributing its greasy essence all over the datacenter. None of my fellow technicians will speak to me since this awful and embarrassing emission.

Re:I imagine...

On: Bomb Explodes At PayPal Headquarters

You wouldn't beleive the amount of terrorism the kids were up to last night while trick-or-treating. Why they probably detonated a megaton of eplosive over the course of the evening. Where's the 300pt font headlines on that?

Do you like Candy?

On: FTC's Game Teaches Social Networking Skills

Of course you do you greasy, tangle-bearded nerd.

It ain't the games....

On: Why Gaming Sucks On Linux

It's the Linux. Dirty Nerd Fucks.

Re:Bigotry

On: From Hot Coffee To Warm Tea

I'm not a bigot; I hate everyone equally.

Artist?

On: David Jaffe on the Artist's Way

Call me when it's Al Jaffee http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Jaffee

Hey Kool Aid!

On: Nintendo Profits Up 72%, Sony's Down 94%

Fuck you, you round, red bastard!

Re:IE for website...?

On: CliffyB Talks After Finishing Gears

Maybe you should learn how to use internets before you start talking shit about IE!!!

Any new game

On: My Dream App For the Mac

Mac is the gayest of all the gays.
Beleive me - I know my gay.

Re:Alas,

On: George Lucas To Quit Movie Business

3720:1

Re:FTA: Meant "to be humorous" ??

On: Firefox Zero-Day Code Execution Hoax?

Only in this case - they actually have a zit. You are talking about nerds, remember?