Joe American doesn't want a war. He wants to screw his girlfriend, work his job, and drink a few beers. We're all human; why the hell do we let these people make us kill each other?
Wassup? How's it hanging? Yeah, I know it's been a long time since we talked. This probably stems from my belief that you do not exist. Anyway, the reason why I'm calling you is because last night, President Bush said that he could feel it every time we prayed for him, and since he apparently doesn't listen to anyone but you, Lord, I thought you might pass this along to him.
Please kill George Bush. I hate him so much. I think he is a giant dick and I want terrible things to happen to him. I'm not really big on the specifics of how he dies, but if you could at least arrange it so that the authorities find his dead body on top of an underage black male prostitute surrounded by a mountain of cocaine and child pornography, that would really be super-awesome. And maybe you could have some media people there when the police find the body, so they can take pictures and stuff. That'd be fucking GREAT. Am I allowed to say "fuck" in a prayer? Shit, I just said it again. Ah, well.
Anyway, that's my prayer, Lord. Please, please, please kill Dubya. And Dick Cheney. And everyone else in the Bush Administration. Maybe they can all commit mass suicide together or something. I don't know. You're the one with all the ideas. You come up with something. I need more coffee.
"The ladder theory is a theory of adult male/female interaction.
It has its basis in many years of sociological field testing.
It was first conceptualized in 1994 in Exeter, CA.
My acknowledgements to Jared Whitson for his role in formalizing the theory"
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Of course they're not.
My point was Bill Gates [BG] could out buy anyone else.
I don't think that assault weapons should be banned, but I don't think many citizens could afford a tank. The only people who could would be people like BG.
And, do we want people like BG owning tanks?
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"The Constitution didn't give the right of arms so that we could protect ourselves from rabid dear, steat thugs, or cheating wives...it was so we could protect ourselves from the tyranny of an oppressive government."
I agree, but... What happens when Bill Gates buys a million tanks and sends them all at Linux users?
That might work if 3rd party canidates were seriously covered by the media. Ever wonder why Republican & Democrat canidates refer to each other as their 'opponent'?
Does anyone else feel that 2010 is ten years away?
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I mean I realize were're closing in on 2005, but for some reason when I see 2010 I think to myself "10 years away".
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Everyone I talk to who voted for Bush voted for him because they are Christians, ... so it isn't really suprising.
but I live in Oklahoma
I wasn't trying to imply that it's easy;
just that it's easier to move to another state than another country.
I'd rather have state regulation than fed.
If you disagree with a state's law(s) you can always move to another;
with fed's your just fucked.
So... IMO this is bad.
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time a-rock 'n' roll
I agree that you can't 'teach' creativity,
but I believe you can 'condition' it.
Being an only child in a rural area with nothing but
G.I. Joes & dirt for entertainment sure as hell builds creativity.
John Titor is a prophet!
Fuck Soddam, fuck Bush, fuck Kerry, fuck Osama.
Why do these people have the power to start war?
Joe American doesn't want a war.
He wants to screw his girlfriend, work his job, and drink a few beers.
We're all human; why the hell do we let these people make us kill each other?
You're still fucked.
10/14/04 09:25 am
a prayer for dubya
Dear God:
Wassup? How's it hanging? Yeah, I know it's been a long time since we talked. This probably stems from my belief that you do not exist. Anyway, the reason why I'm calling you is because last night, President Bush said that he could feel it every time we prayed for him, and since he apparently doesn't listen to anyone but you, Lord, I thought you might pass this along to him.
Please kill George Bush. I hate him so much. I think he is a giant dick and I want terrible things to happen to him. I'm not really big on the specifics of how he dies, but if you could at least arrange it so that the authorities find his dead body on top of an underage black male prostitute surrounded by a mountain of cocaine and child pornography, that would really be super-awesome. And maybe you could have some media people there when the police find the body, so they can take pictures and stuff. That'd be fucking GREAT. Am I allowed to say "fuck" in a prayer? Shit, I just said it again. Ah, well.
Anyway, that's my prayer, Lord. Please, please, please kill Dubya. And Dick Cheney. And everyone else in the Bush Administration. Maybe they can all commit mass suicide together or something. I don't know. You're the one with all the ideas. You come up with something. I need more coffee.
Smooches and Huggles,
anniesj
She asked God to kill GWB.
She didn't say "I'm going to kill GWB".
It's not a fucking threat.
Hah! Look forward to that knock on your door from the SS.
*companies
I don't know which is worse: insurance companys, lawyers or salesmen.
transcription @ cnn
Glad to know you're not biased considering you're judging 3 before it's released.
Right...
When I was in grade school dinosaurs were giant scaly lizards.
Now I turn on the Discovery Channel and they all have hair or feathers!
These people are running for the highest office in the United States;
Yet they only have to submit to 12 questions?
Jesus! A McDonalds application has more than 12 questions!
Read the ladder theory first
"The ladder theory is a theory of adult male/female interaction.
It has its basis in many years of sociological field testing.
It was first conceptualized in 1994 in Exeter, CA.
My acknowledgements to Jared Whitson for his role in formalizing the theory"
Of course they're not.
My point was Bill Gates [BG] could out buy anyone else.
I don't think that assault weapons should be banned,
but I don't think many citizens could afford a tank.
The only people who could would be people like BG.
And, do we want people like BG owning tanks?
"The Constitution didn't give the right of arms so that we could protect ourselves from rabid dear, steat thugs, or cheating wives...it was so we could protect ourselves from the tyranny of an oppressive government."
I agree, but...
What happens when Bill Gates buys a million tanks and sends them all at Linux users?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1164856/p osts
We should all write in "None of the above".
That would send a message.
I don't know if anyone would listen...
That might work if 3rd party canidates were seriously covered by the media.
Ever wonder why Republican & Democrat canidates refer to each other as their 'opponent'?
I mean I realize were're closing in on 2005, but for some reason when I see 2010 I think to myself "10 years away".